The BOB & TOM Show - September 8, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – September 8, 2025

Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the show’s signature blend of comedy, banter, news, and sports talk. The crew riffs on everything from Powerball dreams to NFL opening week, awkward relationship moments, pet antics, and pop culture. Notable segments include a lively discussion about personal quirks, current events, rock music, and some classic oversharing about embarrassing moments. Special guest comedian Brian Bates joins the latter part, adding stories and stand-up humor about parenthood, pets, and celebrity mix-ups.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bank Skit and VIP “Treatment”

[01:24–04:14]

• The crew opens with a satirical sketch about a fictional bank, lampooning “VIP customer” experiences at banks and life hassles.
• Over-the-top complaints about service fees, armored cars, and more, with the punchline that the “Tom Griswold” character is too much for any bank to handle.
  • Quote: “I could tell something was going on and they were going to rape me on the service charges and loan ratings. Yeah, perfect.” – Chick McGee [02:58]

2. TVs In The Bedroom & Weekend NFL Watching

[05:02–08:32]

• The group debates TVs in bedrooms. Female co-hosts are against; male hosts defend it for falling asleep.
• Willie Griswold talks about watching NFL Red Zone on two living room TVs side-by-side.
• Jess Hooker and Chick McGee share password-sharing stories and family subscription juggling.

3. Powerball Fantasies & “Spending Winnings Before Winning”

[10:54–11:30]

• Discussing the recent Powerball draw: dreaming of spending winnings, lamenting forgotten tickets, and scanning non-winning tickets at the store.
  • Quote: “My problem is if I didn’t win the Powerball, I’d already spent the money.” – Chick McGee [11:03]

4. Bread Talk, “Health” Quirks & Reading ‘War and Peace’

[09:47–10:54]

• Tom claims he’s off bread, TV, and NPR, prompting jokes about ascetic lifestyles.
• Co-hosts roast him for allegedly bragging about having read ‘War and Peace.’

5. Dog & Pet Ownership Q&A

[16:34–19:23]

• Listener letter leads to advice on winter dog-walking, dog booties, coats, and dogs’ origins from wolves.
• Amusing pet destruction tales (including a dog eating a hole in the couch and a cat with frostbitten ears).

6. Hilarity in the Bedroom: “Suggestive Pajamas” & Awkward Moments

[27:15–32:31]

• Listeners share “Tomisms” like dropping odd phrases during intimate moments (“suggestive pajamas” instead of lingerie).
• Tom’s infamous line, “Am I in the right canal?” becomes a running gag for awkward romantic phrasing.
  • Quote: “I just wanted to make sure I was in the right canal.”—Tom Griswold [28:57]
  • Quote: “Can I have a piece of chest?” —Pat Godwin, quoting a friend’s awkward line [29:55]

7. NFL Weekend Recap & Betting Songs

[32:06–52:33]

• In-depth recap of the weekend’s NFL games, notable upsets, and remarkable odds “pushes”.
• Pat Godwin performs a custom song about betting “against the spread.”
  • Quote: “Chick is betting against the spread. So far he’s seven and five against the spread...”—Pat Godwin, singing [48:00]

8. Viral Sports Moments & Fan Antics

[50:38–54:35]

• Discussion of Bills-Ravens game, including a fan slapping players’ helmets and the resulting sideline chaos.
• Contentious fan/player interactions and morality of snatching game balls.

9. Food Obsessions: Waffles, Butter, and Salads

[21:40–24:29]

• Debating ideal waffle textures, bacon crispiness, and the invention of “waffle butter.”
• Jokes about salad bar excesses during grade school (“just a delivery system for ranch, bacon bits and shredded cheese” – Willie Griswold [23:29]).

10. Music Tributes & Supertramp

[42:03–44:10]

• Mourning Supertramp’s Rick Davies and recalling band conspiracy theories and favorite tracks.
  • Quote: “I like Crime of the Century, that album. That’s great.” – Pat Godwin [43:03]

11. Weird News: Leg Surgeries & Bizarre Trends

[70:17–73:06; 94:10–96:44]

• Coverage of a British surgeon who amputated his own legs for a fetish and went to jail for fraud (Neil Hopper).
• Discussion of women traveling to Turkey for leg-shortening surgeries, with much comedic speculation.

12. Declining American Sex Lives & Relationship Habits

[74:39–81:40]

• Citing data that Americans, especially young adults, have less sex than in previous decades.
• Theories include technology, stress, and shifting cultural norms.
  • Multiple hosts confess to (or deny) having car sex.
  • Quote: “Well, the only reason I wanted my driver’s license was so I could drive somewhere to have sex.” – Tom Griswold [77:33]

13. Overthinking, Choices, and Grocery Store Panic

[83:03–84:54]

• Survey segment on how often adults overthink and feel overwhelmed by daily choices, like grocery shopping.
  • Quote: “I had a panic attack yesterday deciding if I wanted salted, unsalted or garlic herb garlic butter. It took me six minutes.” – Willie Griswold [84:46]

14. Pet Segment with Guest: Brian Bates

[127:16–128:32]

• Guest Brian Bates discusses issues with his dog post-childbirth, including paying a “dog whisperer” for the advice: Don’t pick her up if she growls.

15. Comedian Brian Bates: “Meeting” Larry the Cable Guy

[142:10–144:37]

• Brian recounts a charity golf outing where he confused Cledus T. Judd for Larry the Cable Guy, exchanging Nate Bargatze’s contact info with a complete stranger.
  • Quote: “Apparently I’m so racist I can’t tell the difference between two white guys. All the white guys look alike—they do to me.” – Brian Bates [144:34]

16. Kids, Parent Humor, and Aging

[104:08–105:33]

• Bates jokes about having a child at 50 (“We just need a caregiver”), his daughter’s first words, and late-life parenting quirks.
• Hosts share high school misadventures, retainer and phone-in-the-trash stories, and generational changes in sex, driving, and overthinking.

17. Listener Letters, Snail Trouble & Movie Props

[131:59–134:24; 153:03–154:02]

• Amusing letter about a left-handed snail unable to mate due to mismatched sex organs.
• Debate over movie props, from Dorothy’s ruby slippers to Star Wars lightsabers.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I sleep with the TV on.”—Tom Griswold [06:10]
• “It’s not charcuterie, but it’s something…”—Chick McGee, about a flight of salads [08:49]
• “You quit and go into hiding.” —Chick McGee, spoofing Pat Godwin's track record performing at weddings [25:54]
• “Canal seemed right.” —Tom Griswold, on choosing an awkward word during intimacy [31:04]
• “My penis carries a lunch bucket to work. It gets the job done.” —Chick McGee [37:34]
• “May I have a piece of chest?” —Pat Godwin, via a friend’s awkward move [29:56]
• “If you make that doll, of course it’s haunted.” —Chick, on the Annabelle movie prop [149:15]
• “You have to, right? You never can go wrong with Ranch for your chicken.” —Brian Bates, on chicken nugget sauce [155:16]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Bank Satire Sketch: [01:24–04:14]
• Bedroom TVs & NFL Red Zone Setup: [05:02–08:32]
• Powerball FOMO: [10:54–11:30]
• Bread, NPR & War and Peace Gags: [09:47–10:54]
• Pet Q&A & Pet Destruction: [16:34–19:23]
• “Suggestive Pajamas” & “Right Canal” Gags: [27:15–32:31]
• NFL Recap, Betting Song: [32:06–52:33], [47:23–49:12]
• Fan/Player Incident & Game Ball Fights: [50:38–54:35]
• Music Tribute—Supertramp: [42:03–44:10]
• Leg Removal & Leg Shortening Stories: [70:17–73:06; 94:10–96:44]
• Sex Data & Car Sex Admission: [74:39–81:40]
• Overthinking & Grocery Store Panic: [83:03–84:54]
• Comedian Brian Bates Segment: [100:00–105:33], [127:16–128:32], [142:10–144:37]
• Movie Props & Memorabilia: [153:03–154:02]

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Episode Tone

The episode is fast-paced, irreverent, observational, and full of the show’s classic comedic chemistry. Even when the topics get ribald, the delivery stays light and accessible, framed around relatable failures and over-the-top banter. The show is non-stop with caller letters, news-of-the-weird bits, personal confessions, and everybody roasting everyone else, in typical BOB & TOM style.

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Useful for Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is packed with fresh NFL season excitement, relatable everyday mishaps, laugh-out-loud moments about social awkwardness, and a trove of running inside jokes. If you missed it, you’ll catch highlights on everything from football to food quirks, and get a taste of how the BOB & TOM team weaves comedy with current events—not to mention an abundance of listeners’ favorite, “overshare theater.”

Transcript

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

It'S the Bob and Tom show to be honest, I'd never heard of the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

This man came in and said he'd.

[Chick McGee]

Never heard of the first bank that.

[Tom Griswold]

Treats you like your Tom Griswold.

[Chick McGee]

I wanted to make a deposit, but.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a million things to do.

[Chick McGee]

That day so I didn't want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Spend a long time waiting in line.

[Chick McGee]

Behind a douchebag without proper identification or some loser trying to open a checking account with 20 bucks. We could tell he was a very busy and important customer so we led him straight to our VIP banking teller, but he refused. I told the morons that I'd rather.

[Commercial Voice]

Eat a raw turd than have to.

[Chick McGee]

Sit and listen to their pathetic little pitch about money market funds, CDs or squirrel Christmas accounts. I told them I just walk up to the drive thru atm. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

The man was about to go out.

[Chick McGee]

To use the atmosphere, but we pointed out the armored car in the parking lot. Luckily, the manager spotted a terribly dangerous situation. There was an armored car at the back. Statistically, you know 9 out of 10 bank robberies happen when the security vehicles are around. At the same time I noticed there was a tanker truck filling the tanks at the gas station across the street. This was the perfect store. The man seemed rather nervous, paranoid and suspicious, so we could tell he was exactly the sort of customer we wanted to at the first bank that treats you like your Tom Griswold. I could tell something was going on and they were going to rape me on the service charges and loan ratings yeah, perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

In the end, we recommended he try a different bank down the street. We didn't need the headache.

[Chick McGee]

I could tell they didn't know what they were doing. And they finally admitted that the bank down the street had better facilities. I left immediately and stopped at Starbucks on the way. I don't think the guy ever did open an account. My whole day turned into a storm. I got nothing done. I'm probably gone to have Joanie or De take care of it later this week after I do a bit more research. By the way, did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal last week? It's fascinating.

[Pat Godwin]

The first bank that treats you like you're Tom Griswold at the first bank that treats you like you're Tom Griswold. It's going to be smooth sailing all the way.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, speaking of sailing, this will only make sense if you're a sailor. Similarly, in the film Master Commander, much of it won't make any sense unless you sail.

[Pat Godwin]

Excuse me. Your part of the commercial is done. This is the announcer tagline out. Then the music ends.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, by the way, this background music is abysmal. I'll have Steve lay down some organ tracks for you to use.

[Pat Godwin]

We're almost done here.

[Chick McGee]

I'll have the music back to you in three weeks. Great. Sounds good.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey there.

[Chick McGee]

Hi there, ho there. It's the Bob and Tom show. Ladies, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Jess Hooker. Hi. Josh Arnold, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

You know damned well, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, the one, the only, Willie Griswold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey.

[Chick McGee]

Federal law, of course, requires us to have have a Griswold on the show at all times.

[Pat Godwin]

The big seat.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And Big Daddy's on assignment.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Man, I thought he was having a heart procedure there at first, but he's not. The heart procedure would be. They, they're, they're put. Putting one in. Thank you. Thank you very much. People said that about me, see, when I had my heart vision. Okay. All right. Fell flat. How's everybody? Big weekend. You all right? Yeah. Pat has no idea what went on. He's not sure if there was an NFL game. He didn't.

[Pat Godwin]

I was all. It was all about packing and playing piano and a little guitar.

[Chick McGee]

No VMA knowledge from you? No.

[Pat Godwin]

Nothing off the tv?

[Chick McGee]

Off.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you're not watching TV at all?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, I am, but not, not this weekend.

[Chick McGee]

How do you guys feel about the people? Oh, Was that on television? I don't even have a tv.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm always amused by it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't. I. I thought we had a TV around here somewhere. Look in the armoire. Maybe it's there.

[Christy Lee]

You guys all have TVs in your bedrooms?

[Jess Hooker]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the men do.

[Willie Griswold]

Like, I'm not doing it anymore. I used to do it. Yeah, and now I don't want to do it anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

I sleep with the TV on.

[Chick McGee]

You remember the Andy Richter show where he won, like, a pool or something? He won, like, extra money, and he was going to get an extra TV for his bedroom because he had one that he could see head on, and then he slept on his left side, so he was gonna make that TV stand on its end. Okay. He could see that, to me, would be the dream. Yeah, that's right.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm doing no more TV in the bedroom, but I'm doing two TVs in the living room.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Willie Griswold]

And that is great.

[Christy Lee]

Is that just for the NFL?

[Willie Griswold]

It's just for sports.

[Chick McGee]

On top. On top of one another, and side.

[Willie Griswold]

By side, side to side, side to side. So, yeah, it's just. So you have Red Zone on one, the main game on the other.

[Chick McGee]

How did you enjoy Red Zone yesterday?

[Willie Griswold]

I did not watch any Red Zone.

[Jess Hooker]

We did.

[Chick McGee]

How did he. How did you enjoy it, Kristen?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we had to sign up for Red Zone yesterday. Oh. It was something.

[Chick McGee]

Can I.

[Christy Lee]

Is it as bad as Chick makes it out to be?

[Jess Hooker]

He talks a lot.

[Chick McGee]

He's pretty loud. Anyway, the. I. I was in a tizzy all morning. I'm checking to see if all my subscriptions are up to date. My NFL plus, so I can hear the audio and my. My. Everything.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, we just did the Red Zone everything.

[Chick McGee]

Beautiful.

[Jess Hooker]

My bonus son called. Hey, what are you doing? You know, chitchatting. Oh, by the way, what's your password so we can have Red Zone.

[Chick McGee]

Family? I thought they were going to crack down on that, us sharing passwords. I don't think I have a little number. I don't think they can, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, yeah, I'm not gonna say which.

[Chick McGee]

What's his password? Can I use his password?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I pay for it. He doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So, Bo Deadbeat. Is that what you're saying?

[Willie Griswold]

Sounds like it.

[Jess Hooker]

His dad was very excited as well.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the packers beat the Lions like a drum at Lambo. Nothing but blue skies for the Packers.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they're playing. Very excited.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they're playing Thursday night.

[Jess Hooker]

He invited you over?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he can kiss my ass. He can kiss. He can kiss my ass.

[Pat Godwin]

Why don't you do that?

[Chick McGee]

They're playing. They're playing Washington. That's why I'm not going over there. No, no, thanks.

[Jess Hooker]

A nice TV on the porch. You could come over and. Ha. What?

[Pat Godwin]

A little club soda with a lime.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. That's not bad. Will you be on the porch when we're watching? I'll be on the porch. That sounds like a great.

[Jess Hooker]

Happily ensconced in my reading chair.

[Chick McGee]

You get us. You get us snacks. You get us, like, a nice tuna.

[Pat Godwin]

Got to do it.

[Jess Hooker]

Tuna salad salad for your lunch.

[Chick McGee]

Salad for your day. Well, yeah, Tuna salad. All the salads. So they call that tuna salad.

[Christy Lee]

Chicken salad, egg salad, ham salad.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a. It's not charcuterie, but it's something.

[Christy Lee]

A flight.

[Tom Griswold]

You can get flights of salads.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, at Chick's house you can.

[Chick McGee]

No, but apparently mayonnaise makes the world go around.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's called something like a wet bar or a salad. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I wasn't familiar with it.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody will tell me. I'm sure. I'm sure. It is.

[Tom Griswold]

So they have all the salads. You go up there and you pick.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And a choice of bread.

[Pat Godwin]

Sourdough. Are you a sourdough man?

[Christy Lee]

Are you sure you didn't dream this?

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Although it is a dream of mine. Yes. And ask me what kind of bread. Yeah. Garlic dill. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You ever had the garlic dill?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

No. Where do you get garlic?

[Chick McGee]

I can't tell you. I can't tell you, because if I tell you, then they won't have any life.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Straight. I'm sourdough all the way.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Do you have your starter?

[Jess Hooker]

No, I killed a starter within days.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. The same people who have a starter for sourdough bread don't watch tv.

[Christy Lee]

I tried to do it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm off bread. I'm off. I sit in my house and I don't watch tv and I don't eat bread.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you really off bread? Are you off bread? Bread is delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've switched. I'm very particular.

[Pat Godwin]

Ezekiel, right? You're the.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. Yeah. Big fan.

[Chick McGee]

You have three letters for us. Npr.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even listen to npr. I'm off bread. TV and npr.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

And you have finished War and Peace.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I read. That was a couple years ago. What do you want from me?

[Chick McGee]

Hey, I finished the stand a couple times. Okay?

[Tom Griswold]

That's real. I happened to Mention once I read War and Peace, and it's made Pat angry ever since.

[Pat Godwin]

No one ever got through War and Peace.

[Chick McGee]

You know what? I understand, Pat, because Josh said, I don't know, 10 years ago. You know, same word has different meanings. One morning, and I'll never let him forget it, he hurt me.

[Tom Griswold]

I had no idea how deeply I got him.

[Chick McGee]

I was gutted. Okay. All right, what do we got here?

[Jess Hooker]

Coming up, we have Powerball News. Did you check your tickets?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Missouri and Texas.

[Jess Hooker]

Texas.

[Chick McGee]

My problem is if I didn't win the Powerball, I'd already spent the money.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Did all of you play?

[Pat Godwin]

I played.

[Tom Griswold]

I forgot this past Saturday, too.

[Christy Lee]

I forgot we got a ticket after.

[Willie Griswold]

The show was fun.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But $5,000.

[Chick McGee]

But you. You could win, like, money off the tickets that don't win. Right. That might be thousands.

[Pat Godwin]

Some numbers I haven't checked yet.

[Chick McGee]

They have a scanner at the store. You go in, you check four bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

If you get the Powerball or something.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Four bucks.

[Jess Hooker]

$4.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, like that.

[Chick McGee]

I wipe my ass with $4 now.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a single four times?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You take two and then you roll them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I think he's on to something. You do two. Two at a time.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, we had the NFL schedule that started in earnest on Sunday. The.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, Vern.

[Chick McGee]

Shoe in of the week. Seven and five and three pushes.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not bad.

[Chick McGee]

How do they know?

[Tom Griswold]

That's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

They three of the pick right on the number, including last night. Buffalo comes back to win 41. 40 over Baltimore in Buffalo. The bookies had Buffalo minus one. How do they know?

[Christy Lee]

It's almost planned.

[Chick McGee]

Almost. Oh, yeah. You're on that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, everybody knows.

[Pat Godwin]

So what are your. What are your numbers this week then? You lost last week. What? What do you got?

[Chick McGee]

7 and 5. I had the Chargers in Brazil.

[Jess Hooker]

I had. You have a song today.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, we got a little Tom over here.

[Chick McGee]

Thomasina. All right, Tommy girl, I want you.

[Jess Hooker]

To feel left out there.

[Chick McGee]

What are we going to do? We're going to. No world record today or do we have a. I think we do have a world record, but it's an honest to gosh world record. Do you go, guys watch Game of Thrones?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't. Loved it.

[Chick McGee]

Do you remember the. The mountain? This big Swedish guy they called the mountain on Game of Thrones.

[Tom Griswold]

The mountain sounds formidable.

[Chick McGee]

He said that weightlifting record over the week. And I don't know how he kept his bowels in check. When you see him lifting this unbelievable weight. So we'll get to that. But first we have a message from Willie about the NFL season.

[Willie Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up. And what's coming up in the news.

[Jess Hooker]

We have letters from readers, letters from listeners.

[Chick McGee]

I think Josh is off reading too, right? If you kept track.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm off letters.

[Pat Godwin]

Letters and breath meditation and no bread and station dude fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

I just stand in my house and turn in a circle. That's what I do.

[Chick McGee]

It's supposed to be great for you.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very. Well, it's very. It's changed my life.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom show.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Tom Griswold]

May throw out all your other clothes.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, do we legally have to say that?

[Announcer]

No, this is just how I talk.

[Chick McGee]

And I really love my Bombas.

[Jess Hooker]

They do feel that good.

[Chick McGee]

And they do good too. One item purchased equals one item donated.

[Jess Hooker]

To feel good and do good, go to bombas.com and use code audio for.

[Chick McGee]

20% off your first purchase.

[Jess Hooker]

That's B O M B A S dot com and use code audio at checkout.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome Back to the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Keep rolling, baby.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

I really like that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the Fred Durst who. That is.

[Chick McGee]

I'm Chick McGee. And here we go. We've got letters. Letters. We get letters. Hello, friends. Well, hello to you on the Bob and Tom Show. We all know Tom Griswold is the king of dog walks. However, what are Tom's tips for winter walkies? Oh, they did that British lady who trains dogs. I forget what her name is. Eleanor Rasmussen or something. She. She calls it walkies Walkie. And then you yank the chain walkie.

[Tom Griswold]

And are the dogs all pumped when she says walkies?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, they go nuts. Winter walkies. I just got a dog this year and it looks like it's a. Some sort of hound.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of a hang down face.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Sad little boy.

[Christy Lee]

Do they look like that as puppies too? Do they just always look old, John?

[Tom Griswold]

They don't look old as puppies, but they look giant. Yeah, they're super cute.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See those? There he is. See the ears? Check the ears.

[Tom Griswold]

The regal beagle.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Barry Manilow had a beagle and named it Bagel.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you know that? No, I had no idea I had a beagle.

[Christy Lee]

We named him Robert Hole in the couch.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Robert.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I always thought that story was really funny. That Robert ate a hole in the couch until my Australian shepherd ate a hole in the bed.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What about the cabinets? You take all the trim work off. That's always fun.

[Chick McGee]

She did.

[Jess Hooker]

She ate a dog. Did that.

[Pat Godwin]

I wouldn't trash a hotel room base. That's a story. That's the story.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going. So I got this beagle. I'm wondering what Tom would tell me about cold weather coat for the dog. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. Does your dad go coats?

[Willie Griswold]

No. He doesn't like dressing dogs. That makes him angry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, okay, okay.

[Willie Griswold]

But who knows, man? I feel like he's changing things up lately. Maybe he'll put a coat on the dog Now. I'm not sure what he's up to.

[Jess Hooker]

That Gucci makes a nice outfit.

[Christy Lee]

Our dog has. Has boots. When it's that.

[Chick McGee]

That was the next question. Coat or no coat? Boots or no boots?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, boots are made for our. James has boots. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Will he go outside without them?

[Christy Lee]

No, just when it's cold or when there's snow.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. But I mean, will he go out?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, 100. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, these all. Didn't they all derive from wolves?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, Yeah, I know, but they don't.

[Willie Griswold]

Love it when you put something on them they're not having fun.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. It's for the person.

[Jess Hooker]

The ice in their pack.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they're fine. Any clothing for a dog, when they.

[Chick McGee]

Come in from being outside, you have to heat their feet up very slowly. You have to spoon fe some broth possibly, just to make sure they're okay.

[Christy Lee]

I left my cat outside overnight. He didn't come home. And he doesn't have the tips of his ears now because they frostbit.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

So he's just got these street tops on his ear.

[Willie Griswold]

Sort of a buzz cut situation.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You think he was out. Your kitty cat was out catting around?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm for sure he was. He's a jerk.

[Chick McGee]

It must be great to be a male cat just strutting around, going from pussy to pussy. One, two, three. Who cares, right? That's right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, they'll father multiple litters in a neighborhood, won't they?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. They don't care. They don't care.

[Jess Hooker]

Morning, crew.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, here we go.

[Jess Hooker]

Nathan. I don't know where Nathan is from. He didn't actually say.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, Nate.

[Jess Hooker]

There was a lot of cowboy hat talk last week along with the debut of quote unquote model Tom wearing it. Quite possibly the best he's ever looked. But how, how, how, how, how through the entire week did we not get a single word from the man? Straight from the land of cowboy hats and the True Wild West, Dr. Tom Whiskey, of all the people, he would be the authority on cowboy hats and would no doubt have something interesting to say about Tom adorning one.

[Christy Lee]

I think he sent Tom a private message.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, did he?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, definitely.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think Tom Whiskey's good off the cuff. I think he's primarily when there's a script, he's all right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Honestly, I get a little afraid when he starts riffing.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a little Doc Risky.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you, Nathan.

[Chick McGee]

Doc Risky. All right. Okay. Dear Bob and Tom show. Love the show. I listen to it every chance I have.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

It might be just once a year. We don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. My son came out of his mouth with Tom Speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

He was asking for his yearbook and it came out, said, hey, I want my school journey book. I had an ex wife cut up all my yearbooks.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you kidding?

[Pat Godwin]

Yearbooks? No, those are memories.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

What a crazy.

[Chick McGee]

I eventually got other copies, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's a crazy thing.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have ex girlfriends in the yearbooks? What's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you know what? I. I don't think. I think for us to try to figure out what was going on there.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe we should go down.

[Chick McGee]

It was the. It was the first marriage. It was. Yeah. Oh, boy. But you can't stack up those divorces until you get married for the first time. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Get that one out of the way.

[Tom Griswold]

And then you get, like, pancakes. Yeah, that first one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. I get a stack of marriage. Oh, I had waffles again this weekend. Oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you making your own waffles?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. You order out.

[Willie Griswold]

You've been living.

[Pat Godwin]

You're looking awful fit, and you're eating waffles.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. I vomit afterwards. It's not a problem.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a crispier waffle or a chewier waffle?

[Chick McGee]

I like a crispy waffle.

[Christy Lee]

I like a crispy edge.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

I'd like it better fluffy in the middle. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I'd like a better conversation. Food crap.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Pat doesn't like food.

[Pat Godwin]

I hate food talk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I've heard.

[Pat Godwin]

Because I can't make it, so. Yeah, I'm joking.

[Christy Lee]

I have a really great waffle iron that I should bring in. We should do waffles.

[Chick McGee]

You know that syrup container you get? What's it called? Decanter.

[Jess Hooker]

Dispenser.

[Chick McGee]

Dispenser. Okay. I use that whole thing when I get a waffle square has. Yeah, yeah. It's maybe with butter, too. Butter three inches tall. Oh, yeah. A lot of butter.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I invented waffle butter, but I haven't actually made it yet. So it's a stick of butter.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's very, very, very, very tiny when you slice it. You just take one little patch.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh. And it fits in.

[Tom Griswold]

You put it in each.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's genius.

[Willie Griswold]

That's the smartest thing you've ever said.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's about the size of a pencil, but square.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Smart.

[Pat Godwin]

That's genius.

[Chick McGee]

And also, I. I ordered crispy bacon, but I told. I said I need crispy, crispy bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

And I think I.

[Pat Godwin]

You ordered something.

[Chick McGee]

When I got the crispy, crispy bacon, I think it was given to me sarcastically. Was it burnt much like, burn beyond recognition? It was, but it was. I ate it. It was delicious. I'll give him crispy, crispy bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

It was a handful of bacos.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember you would shake bacos on a baked potato.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Bacon bits.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

It wasn't actual bacon, was it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Jess Hooker]

Who knows what it was.

[Chick McGee]

Bacon flavoring.

[Willie Griswold]

When I was in fifth grade, they put a salad bar in at our school to try to make all the kids healthier. And all that did was just become a delivery system for ranch and bacon bits and shredded cheese. I would just turn everything into most delicious Willie G. Surprise. It was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

How many eggs you put on a. On a salad bar? You on your salad? It's like six. Six hard boiled eggs. Oh, man. Dear Bob, a top show. I'm listening to Friday show and you were talking about foreigners saying they want to play at Jason Kelsey and Taylor Swift's wedding.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps Jason Kelsey should get.

[Tom Griswold]

They mean Travis, don't they?

[Chick McGee]

Travis Kelsey. You're right. Should get Taylor Swift to play at the reception. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Make her work.

[Chick McGee]

She's right there.

[Pat Godwin]

Busman's holiday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, why not?

[Christy Lee]

I mean, she's gonna have somebody like Paul McCartney sing, right? Like that's who they would have at their wedding.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

If they go that route.

[Pat Godwin]

But I. I don't think they just do it. I don't think they go that route.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope we don't even. I hope one day they go, oh, yeah, we had a lovely wedding. Everybody goes, what?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that would be great.

[Tom Griswold]

It's either that or they sell it to a network and it's the next Princess Diana wedding.

[Jess Hooker]

That's true too. I don't think they'll do that.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you talking about Princess Diana? You know that puts me in a sad mood.

[Pat Godwin]

You remember what happened?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. The anniversary of her death is.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. At that time, someone in my life took it very hard.

[Jess Hooker]

She died the end of August.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That was terrible.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

September.

[Jess Hooker]

She was. Yeah, they. Because they just put flowers on her grave. Her brother did. I saw that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Oh, her brothers want to yell at Prince Charles.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The way Diana would have wanted them raised. Remember that part?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I do remember that part.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that wasn't John that said that.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that English.

[Pat Godwin]

That was Goodbye English.

[Chick McGee]

English.

[Tom Griswold]

Just simply saying, Taylor could.

[Chick McGee]

When your marriage happens, Josh, and it will. Right after hell freezes over.

[Pat Godwin]

Stop walking in circles at your house eating bread again.

[Chick McGee]

Would you hire a band or would you hire a friend?

[Tom Griswold]

I am 100 DJ.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I want to hear the studio versions of all my favorites.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Hang on just a second. Did you offer? Just. I did just offer.

[Pat Godwin]

He didn't. He denied me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know why?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, yeah, I do know.

[Jess Hooker]

Track record.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. You quit and go into hiding.

[Pat Godwin]

And Halloween, I will be performing that song, Lighthouse, for an actual couple that listens to our show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's so wonderful.

[Jess Hooker]

Lighthouse is. What's the track record with Lighthouse?

[Pat Godwin]

Every single time I played it, there was disaster, divorce, and even worse.

[Jess Hooker]

And. But yet this couple.

[Pat Godwin]

That was an actual death.

[Tom Griswold]

Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

You killed somebody.

[Pat Godwin]

Someone got. Someone got a certain disease that you don't say. The big C and the big C, they checked out early.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, my goodness.

[Pat Godwin]

A year after Lighthouse was sunk. Oh, God.

[Willie Griswold]

Can we please talk about waffles again?

[Tom Griswold]

Man, you are wedding asbestos.

[Pat Godwin]

Not even lying.

[Chick McGee]

You should have a warning label on your torso. Dear Bob, a top show.

[Tom Griswold]

That's us.

[Chick McGee]

I've got a Thomism for you. The other night, my wife came to bed. Oh, nice. Wearing a brand new piece of lingerie.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

That's cool.

[Chick McGee]

Which in the moment, I was excited. I could not think of the proper word. Lingerie. So I said, hey, I like your suggestive pajamas.

[Tom Griswold]

That's one of the best Thomas ever.

[Pat Godwin]

That is like.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very Tom.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And then he says, thankfully, it did not ruin the moment.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I would have laughed.

[Chick McGee]

Even though we laughed really hard.

[Willie Griswold]

That's great.

[Jess Hooker]

No, but you gotta laugh.

[Pat Godwin]

That's good.

[Jess Hooker]

Laugh in the bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

No. No laughing.

[Pat Godwin]

No, no. There's no laughing in the bedroom.

[Chick McGee]

Sex and drugs and rock and roll, baby. Serious.

[Tom Griswold]

Want to know the worst thing I ever said in the bedroom?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

I was. I was. I was of age, but I was young.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a first time thing.

[Chick McGee]

It doesn't involve mommy, does it? You know, there are guys calling her mom.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he didn't mean the actual mom.

[Chick McGee]

Her mommy.

[Tom Griswold]

Her.

[Chick McGee]

Her calling you daddy. Stuff like that.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Pat Godwin]

After this, are we going to have dinner?

[Willie Griswold]

You look genuinely shocked in that moment.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I misunderstood what you said.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're not having sex with your mom.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I was. Well, I can't trust any of you goons.

[Pat Godwin]

Come on.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, we're.

[Chick McGee]

We're jackals. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

I was digitally pleasuring, or at least attempting to.

[Chick McGee]

That means you're playing some tunes from Spotify.

[Tom Griswold]

And there wasn't much of a reaction for a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

No reaction with that.

[Tom Griswold]

For a little bit. Yeah, yeah. And I went, is this. Is this right? Is this okay? And she goes, yeah, why? And I said, somehow this didn't end the entire evening. But I said I just wanted to make sure I was in the right canal.

[Chick McGee]

Canal.

[Pat Godwin]

That's an excellent choice of romantic words.

[Jess Hooker]

I think if you were in the wrong one, you would have known, right?

[Pat Godwin]

You're thinking the love Canal.

[Tom Griswold]

Look, there are, like, five reasons why I had no reason to say that.

[Pat Godwin]

What was her reaction to canal?

[Tom Griswold]

She laughed and she goes, you are. And then things got better, I guess.

[Chick McGee]

I guess if. What if. If you were in what we're calling the wrong canal, would she have said anything, or was she. Did she, like, a little.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think she. I don't think I would have gotten as far. I think to me, I would have immediately known.

[Chick McGee]

Well, she might like wrong canal play. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, but that would have been. I mean, that's not a. Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

My high school buddy, first time about to make love with a woman, he asked for a piece of chest.

[Chick McGee]

May I like. May I have a piece?

[Pat Godwin]

My friend Fred Schultz.

[Chick McGee]

I can't wait to get a piece of your chest.

[Pat Godwin]

He asked her politely. He was in the back of his Volkswagen Bug.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

It's hard enough right in the back of the Bug. May I have a piece of chest?

[Tom Griswold]

Can I feel you? May I grab?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, he told me that in confidence. I told everybody. He almost beat the hell out of me.

[Chick McGee]

How are we not making T shirts that says, number one, am I in the right canal? Number two, may I have a piece of chess?

[Jess Hooker]

That's probably one of the funniest things.

[Tom Griswold]

Nervous.

[Jess Hooker]

Absolutely true.

[Tom Griswold]

Nervous, boys.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes.

[Willie Griswold]

Could you just not find the right word? Or were you trying to be, like, sexy and kind of talk around it.

[Tom Griswold]

Or, I don't know, trying to be erutite? I really don't know why I chose.

[Christy Lee]

Did you laugh?

[Tom Griswold]

Not really. Because I was like. I thought, oh, well, she's gonna run out of my house.

[Chick McGee]

Did the word whole even occur to you? Am I in the.

[Tom Griswold]

Matt's a little right. In that moment, it didn't seem right. Cannell seemed right.

[Christy Lee]

But wor is when you are talking to someone and either you didn't hear them or they didn't hear you.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Christy Lee]

That's the worst.

[Willie Griswold]

What was that?

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Huh? There's nothing more.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, you just. Yeah.

[Announcer]

I didn't tell you.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't tell you a secret. Like, just pretend like you heard me.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The biggest. Yeah. That has. I have said. I'm sorry, what did you say? Yeah, I have said that. Oh, absolutely. Differently.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I have, too.

[Jess Hooker]

We all have.

[Chick McGee]

Begging your pardon.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But am I in the right canal? Begging your pardon.

[Tom Griswold]

Excuse me, madam.

[Chick McGee]

I. I can't help but notice that you're either numb, you seem non plus. And while I'm here, can I have a piece of chest? NFL action yesterday. We'll go over the winners and the losers. And Indianapolis Colts set a record yesterday. They SC every time they touch the ball.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, have I told you guys that I'm never gonna die yet? I mean, I'm immortal now.

[Chick McGee]

It's Daniel Jones. He's, he's, he's the savior.

[Willie Griswold]

I haven't been happy since the day Tyrese Halliburton's ACL went away. And now I finally feel joy again. So, yeah, no, you bet. Things are gonna be better, you guys. Everything's on the up and up.

[Chick McGee]

Give Danny time. He'll be running down the field 20 yards in front of everybody and just fall over like, why are you doing this to me?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm just saying, give me one day.

[Chick McGee]

This is real.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I feel so good today. I'm a millionaire. I have $1 million and I'm never going to die.

[Pat Godwin]

Did you win money in the game?

[Willie Griswold]

You know, I'm a ten dollar bet.

[Chick McGee]

We're all good.

[Pat Godwin]

Could I borrow ten dollars?

[Chick McGee]

Don't you have a story coming up from Turkey?

[Jess Hooker]

I have, I have a lot of leg news today. Leg shortening, leg removal. We have a lot of leg stuff.

[Chick McGee]

There's. What movie is that? The one with John Matuszak. It might be semi tough or something, I'm not sure. But Bo Svensson plays one of the linemen and he's trying to pick up a girl and he goes, I love your legs because your feet are on one end and your is on the other. News at sports coming up, let me tell you about Raycons. That's right, the Everyday Earbuds classics are back and they have been upgraded. It's time. Not back to school but back to cool with Raycons. The Everyday Earbuds classic are packed with upgrades. Active noise cancellation, multi point connectivity. You can pair two devices at once. Two, two, two devices. And super comfortable ergonomic fit that get a load of this stays in your ears and they have a new cool mint color that you have to see to believe. And Raycon's 32 hours of battery life. A quick charge function that gets you 90 minutes of battery by charging 10 minutes. And the awareness mode which is great if you're out walking to Big sweetie. Go to buyraycon.com tom right now and get 20% off site wide. That's buyraycon.com tom. 20% off site wide. This message sponsored by Raycon we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Jess Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold, Chick, Willy Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Because federal law mandates we have a Griswold on the show. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick, and I'm in the break room just moments ago. And Josh is pretty good at this, so I'm gonna toss you something. Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

I found something in the break room that triggered a memory.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mm.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice catch.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that is a tomato.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, I wouldn't know it. My question is, do you think that get. That would get taken into a urologist and say, doc, my. My penis looks like this tomato?

[Announcer]

Oh, my boy.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that's the angriest red you've ever seen. Yeah, it's a little knuckly.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's nubby. It's. Yeah, it's bumpy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's unacceptable is what it is.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

That's one of those tomatoes you hate, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course.

[Pat Godwin]

May taste great.

[Tom Griswold]

It. It's closer to a carrot, baby carrot or half a carrot.

[Chick McGee]

You notice neither Josh or I mentioned how. How short it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It's very pudgy.

[Pat Godwin]

That looks big to me.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that thing, Willie.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got an awful knot on it. It looks like a sort of a planter's wart right there in the center.

[Willie Griswold]

And I think it's perfect just the way it is, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd eat this?

[Willie Griswold]

I wouldn't eat it, but I hope that a girl would eat it and lie to me about enjoying it.

[Pat Godwin]

Eating your tomato shaped like a. Yeah, eating a tomato.

[Chick McGee]

And if you think about anything else, you're sick and twist. But isn't that like code when you're told, no, no, you're perfect.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I.

[Jess Hooker]

It's not code.

[Chick McGee]

It's not. You're not big enough. But it's okay.

[Christy Lee]

It gets the job done.

[Chick McGee]

That. That might be more hurtful.

[Tom Griswold]

That's way worse.

[Pat Godwin]

It may not fit the canal.

[Chick McGee]

My. My penis carries a lunch bucket to work. It gets the job done.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it just sounds like an old shovel when you say it like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it works. It's good enough for government penis.

[Chick McGee]

Got time enough to lean.

[Tom Griswold]

The thing about this tomato that is. I mean, it's. It's awful looking and hideous, but somebody pulled this from the plant.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

This isn't only good enough to eat. This is good enough for me to gift to someone. This was given to us.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I. If this. If somebody were to hand me this, I would say, what did I do to you?

[Chick McGee]

What's the problem?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's not acceptable, but plug in the tomatoes, Jason.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on. It is butt pluggish.

[Christy Lee]

It is butt pluggish.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. I thought we were. This is you, Jason.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that's your buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, your wife. Your wife attempted to grow this.

[Pat Godwin]

She did a fine job.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was the. I thought it was the other guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Part of this that's been so fun is that we have this running joke about the handyman of Tom, who brings in. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

For some reason, he's the most important.

[Pat Godwin]

Part in the show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I probably wouldn't have gone.

[Jess Hooker]

Great guy. I love him.

[Tom Griswold]

He is a good guy. But I would not have gone as hard.

[Chick McGee]

It was Jason's tomatoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Jason's lovely wife, who's been nothing. She brings me jam.

[Pat Godwin]

Not anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's over.

[Chick McGee]

Over.

[Tom Griswold]

It's over.

[Chick McGee]

So do they have that. You know how you. When you plant something, you. You save a packet of seeds and put it on the. On a little stick in the dirt so you can tell what. So does it say beefsteak tomato? And this one says butt plug tomato?

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, there may only be one way for me to rectify everything. I can rectify that's not what I was going for. You should have been.

[Pat Godwin]

It was funny.

[Chick McGee]

We're jackals. We smell blood.

[Tom Griswold]

I should probably eat this right now. And that would erase everything that I ever.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to.

[Chick McGee]

I haven't rinsed it off. I didn't rinse it off.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it's fine.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Christy Lee]

It's organic.

[Jess Hooker]

Let's take a big dice.

[Tom Griswold]

This part real soft. This end real hard.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a good sign.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that's because the hard end you gotta hold on to. And the soft. Yeah, never mind.

[Christy Lee]

It's like aroma. Cherry. I bet. It's so good.

[Chick McGee]

The whole thing squirt in your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

The hooker's right. It's delicious.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, really. There's nothing better than a fresh tomato.

[Christy Lee]

I can. I can taste it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry. A fresh ripe tomato.

[Tom Griswold]

And now a swig of coffee.

[Pat Godwin]

Yum yum.

[Jess Hooker]

You want some water?

[Chick McGee]

Good morning, sergeant.

[Pat Godwin]

Who does. Who does the salt in the tomatoes? Anybody else?

[Chick McGee]

I gotta have salt.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta season them.

[Chick McGee]

Tomatoes, Butter, salt and two pieces of white bread. Anybody?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Never heard of a tomato sandwich?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that doesn't sound bad.

[Chick McGee]

No, not at all. Maybe some cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm s P though. You gotta. I go both.

[Jess Hooker]

Me too. Salt, pepper and mozzarella cheese. And bay leaves or basil.

[Chick McGee]

I'm celebrating 53 years of a pepper free life.

[Jess Hooker]

What? You don't like pepper?

[Chick McGee]

Pepper was forced on me. What I was going to say.

[Tom Griswold]

This has been discussed before.

[Chick McGee]

Going to say was it's too spicy. I can't take it. Dear Bob and Tom show. Hey, heard about. Heard you guys talking about rabbits on the show on Friday. I forget what we were. Why were we talking about rabbits? My two kids are in 4H and showed rabbits. There are currently 41 rabbits at my house.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my God.

[Willie Griswold]

That's too many rabbits.

[Chick McGee]

I had to build a shed outside to house the 41 rabbits. There are four in my basement and two in the dining room. Guess who is allergic to rabbits? Fortunately, I'm an over the road trucker, so I only suffer when I'm home. I bet a lot of over the road truckers have that sentence. I only suffer when I'm at home.

[Pat Godwin]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

Let's see. Tom. Well, actually I did. I mentioned a sax solo in a song on Friday. Thought I would nominate my favorite sax solo. It is in the song Never say never by Romeo Void.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Anybody?

[Pat Godwin]

I know the group but not the song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess that I'm a junior walker and urgent is my favorite. Yeah, yes, my favorite.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of music.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Some sad news today.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Rick Davies, co founder of Supertramp, died Saturday to his home on Long Island. He was 81.

[Chick McGee]

You didn't say it right. Super Trump.

[Jess Hooker]

Is that all I'm supposed to say?

[Chick McGee]

Super Trump.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And they. Were they Eric Clapton's backup band or something? I think they were.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, he would know that. I don't.

[Pat Godwin]

I love Super.

[Jess Hooker]

I love Super Tramp, too.

[Chick McGee]

I got to sing the Long Way Home. I don't like the way they sing hi. I Don't Care for that.

[Jess Hooker]

He wrote and sang a number of the hits, including Goodbye Stranger, which was a great song. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Look at my girlfriend she's the only one I've got. Have you heard the rumor about Supertramp? And they predicted 9, 11.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Breakfast in America. It kind of looks like.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you're. You know, now that you've said that.

[Chick McGee]

World Trade in the background. Yeah, it's one of those.

[Jess Hooker]

Breakfast in America went quadruple platinum and earned two Grammy Awards.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but they're big back. There was far less music back then. I like.

[Pat Godwin]

I like Crime of the Century, that album. That's great.

[Chick McGee]

Favorite Super Trap song. Song.

[Pat Godwin]

Even in the quietest moments.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't even know that one.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the name of the song or not?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's from Kramer. That's pretty.

[Chick McGee]

This is me on piano. And this is Josh singing.

[Tom Griswold]

Take a Look at My Girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

She's the only one I got.

[Tom Griswold]

Not much of a girlfriend.

[Chick McGee]

It starts and ends with bloody well. Right. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I know. That is great. What a great piano intro.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is wonderful bump. I could give a little bit. Is always sweet.

[Chick McGee]

That's good, too.

[Jess Hooker]

They see they had a ton.

[Tom Griswold]

The Logical song.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

Another great one.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I'm a big.

[Pat Godwin]

They were high when they wrote that.

[Jess Hooker]

Big fan.

[Tom Griswold]

The logical high.

[Pat Godwin]

When all the world's asleep the questions.

[Tom Griswold]

Run so deep oh, that's the one you love.

[Chick McGee]

No, hang on a second.

[Pat Godwin]

That's my least favorite favorite Pat.

[Chick McGee]

I can't. I can't believe I'm singing this. That was gorgeous.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Listen to.

[Tom Griswold]

And then that guitar kicks in.

[Chick McGee]

Come on. Can you play this, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

No. I've tried to attempt this intro.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Yeah. I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

This was a. It feels like a riff, doesn't it? Oh, it is that. He just sat down.

[Chick McGee]

Pump, pump.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

One of the top intros of all time.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You familiar with it, Willy?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not. I'm kind of new to all this.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Take a Look at My Girlfriend song Somebody sampled that. I know that version.

[Chick McGee]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, they did. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, give a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Willie Griswold]

I know. Give a little bit.

[Jess Hooker]

For sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

This, this is awesome, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and then it kicks in too. It's great.

[Chick McGee]

Six, six and a half more minutes of piano. No, I'm kidding. Here we go. Are there horns in this? I think there are.

[Tom Griswold]

There's like everything.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. This song was everywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it should have been the bloody.

[Chick McGee]

Well, right.

[Jess Hooker]

And Rick Davies wrote this song as well, so.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh my God.

[Chick McGee]

Son of a guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, he sure contributed.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, he did.

[Chick McGee]

Sports coming up. We've got Buffalo coming back from a 15 point deficit with four minutes left in the fourth quarter to beat Baltimore 41 40. Wow. In Buffalo last night on Sunday Night Football and other teams won and lost and the world continues to spin and breeze grooves. And Aaron Rodgers beat the jets yesterday quarterbacking the Steelers. And news coming up with Christy Lee. A lot of leg info.

[Jess Hooker]

A lot of leg info. Today we got leg shortening. We got legs removed. We have Darth Vader's lightsaber in the news.

[Tom Griswold]

Mama's little baby loves legs shortening.

[Jess Hooker]

We're going to talk about the power ball. Of course we have a girl who ate only Chicken McNuggets for a long time. And she's fat.

[Chick McGee]

I could do that. You think she's a fatty fat?

[Tom Griswold]

Might be a fatty fat fat fat. Actually, probably not. She's probably one of those one tenners that somehow gets away with it.

[Chick McGee]

You know what they call a women who talk too much? Chatty chat. Chat chat.

[Jess Hooker]

With more chatty chat chat.

[Chick McGee]

What about a fatty fat fat fat. Oh, there's no one to stop me. We'll be back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

That is in order of quality. From the crew that brought you the office. My name is Ned Sampson. I am your new editor in chief. Comes a new comedy series. Have you read this paper? Uh huh. It sucks.

[Pat Godwin]

But we are going to make it better.

[Chick McGee]

Meet the underdog journalist.

[Pat Godwin]

I hope it's not too disruptive to.

[Chick McGee]

Have me shake everything up.

[Jess Hooker]

Don't be so self defecating with major issues, Oscar.

[Chick McGee]

Oh God, not again. The paper only on Peacock. Streaming now. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hi Chick you have a, you have a, you have something ready.

[Pat Godwin]

I got something for you.

[Chick McGee]

Something in your car.

[Pat Godwin]

We do it every fall. Once against the spread.

[Chick McGee]

Wither. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Something for you and the football.

[Chick McGee]

Betty, there's Jess Hooker. Hi. Hello. Josh Arnold. Hello. Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Well, let's, let's hear it. Pat Godwin. The shoeing of the week this week so far, 7 and 5.

[Jess Hooker]

That's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Pretty good.

[Chick McGee]

Tough for the first. First week's always, always tough, but that's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually.

[Chick McGee]

Three. Three pushes. Three. They had the, the people who made the odds had it right on the numbers.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it should be 10 and 5 because you didn't win. You didn't, I think, take that as a win. The pushes.

[Chick McGee]

I like that very much. Sweet, sweet. But you have a song pertaining to betting and. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I look forward to the day. The shoeing of the week.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Chick is the man and a Washington fan. He works for Bob and Tom on the radio don't you know all the secrets that he keeps? Those hot nights in Fort Wayne Rape some other light football on TV Oh, a master Picking the games for you and me against the spread. Chick is betting against the spread. It's the second week back and he's betting against the spread.

[Chick McGee]

Against the spread.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, against the spread. So far he's seven and five against the spread. Soar away ahead only by two.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, look again. I thought it was going to be all complimentary, but I can hear that it wasn't. Let's see here. That's right. Last night, Josh Allen led Buffalo to three scores in the final four minutes. They were behind by 15 with four minutes left in the fourth quarter and a 32 yard field goal by Matt Prater. Prater, who is my and Pat Godwin's age. As time expired, the bills rally from 15 down, beating the Ravens last night, 41. 40. And the bookmakers had it. Buffalo minus one.

[Tom Griswold]

Amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable. And by the way, NFL teams have been behind by 15 with four minutes left in the fourth quarter out of 2,315 times. They've won three times now.

[Tom Griswold]

That's who. They figured that out.

[Chick McGee]

They figured that out.

[Jess Hooker]

Boy, there's an intern who had.

[Chick McGee]

Wow, he's mumbling to himself somewhere.

[Willie Griswold]

We did some interview on Radio Road the Super Bowl a few years ago and I asked, hey, how do they get these really specifics? You'll hear things like, this is the first time in Monday Night Football history While it's raining out that a team playing away has come back. And he's like, yeah, no, we just have an intern. We have one guy for that. That's his whole job is to give us weird stats all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Man, oh, man. And also last night, Lamar Jackson probably will receive a call from the league office during the Bills Ravens game last night. Jackson connected with wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins for a touchdown last night. And after the score, a Bills fan in the stands slapped both Hopkins and Jackson on the helmet. It. Jackson turned around and almost went into the stands, but did manage to shove that Bills fan in retaliation. I don't know if your ticket allows you to shove the players while I.

[Tom Griswold]

Say, yeah, you pay, you're allowed to kind of do whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, you can.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, but then they can do whatever they want back.

[Chick McGee]

Right? They must be protecting. I think we have. We might have the video that. There they are right in there where the. The cursor is.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There you go. There he goes. He hits him in the. And now here comes Lamar. Hey. Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to see what this guy's motivation. If he's trying. If he's just trying to. It's sort of an, hey, good, good job.

[Christy Lee]

No, he said the opposing team.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but if he's. Is he trying to push the guys?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he's pushing like if he smacked the back of their helmet, like, good job. But with him pushing the hel on the side, like, it's being a total punk.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I tend not to touch people while they're at work.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I get. Yeah, yeah, of course. But, you know, because a lot of people. Wait, you know basketball players. Yes. They have their hands out. They want to be touched.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

5. So I couldn't tell if it was an overzealous.

[Christy Lee]

It's like this.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Open hand push.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not saying it's acceptable to do. Do any of that, but this is what a punk.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow Lamar Jackson will, I would think will be fined because you're not ever supposed to go, well, then that.

[Christy Lee]

That guy should be banned from the stadium.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he might. They might.

[Tom Griswold]

He clearly can't control himself.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

At least receiver Cern talking to. I would.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Bills mafia is what they call them. Yeah. Instead of the Bills Nation or Washington Nation or whatever.

[Jess Hooker]

And then, I don't know, Time out.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Who was it that attacked that guy just now?

[Chick McGee]

Some fan.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Attacked who?

[Chick McGee]

Lamar Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. I just couldn't remember his name.

[Chick McGee]

Lamar Jackson.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it turns then a lady from Philly came down and told Lamar Jackson, that's my helmet. I don't know if you saw that.

[Chick McGee]

I meant to ask you if you've seen that the. The lady coming and getting the ball back from the little kid who. Father. Father. Took it from her.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That guy claims it was sitting there. It was not in this woman's hands.

[Chick McGee]

Laying on the ground.

[Tom Griswold]

And if that's. I mean, this lady. I don't blame the guy, though, for going, get out. Take it and get out of my face.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I would do. He picks it up off the ground, he walks pretty far from his seat and grabs it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how foul balls work.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Whoever gets there first, if it's spinning.

[Tom Griswold]

There on the ground, it's up for grabs.

[Chick McGee]

I was going to ask you, what do you think of the. The Internet and the Internet detectives who. Sure, I'm sure, ran a background check on that lady.

[Tom Griswold]

It was gross. I saw that. The one. One story I read, it said, though they're trying hard, Internet sleuths have yet to find out who this lady. Good Lord.

[Chick McGee]

Internet sleuths.

[Jess Hooker]

Does anybody have that on their card? I'm an Internet sleuth.

[Chick McGee]

Internet. Especially in background information, Aaron Rodgers looked very comfortable in his debut with the Steelers. He threw four touchdown passes and no picks against his former team, the Jets. A 3432 win over New York and East Rutherford.

[Tom Griswold]

On Sunday, the Jets yell, hey, how come you couldn't do that for us?

[Willie Griswold]

Where was that man?

[Chick McGee]

Although after the game, Aaron did say, I'm. I'm pleased to beat any and all people connected to the Jets.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, wow.

[Chick McGee]

Y. This is his 21st NFL season. Wow. He was with the jets for two years. Well, one year. The first year, he tore his Achilles.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Other winners in the NFL yesterday, Cincinnati in the Battle of Ohio, beating Cleveland 17 16. Indianapolis beat Miami 33 to 8. The Colts score every time they touch the ball.

[Willie Griswold]

It was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing record. Arizona, Jacksonville, Vegas, Tampa Bay, Washington, Denver, San Francisco, Green Bay and the Rams all win tonight. Chicago and Minnesota. The Bears hosting Minnesota.

[Tom Griswold]

Minnesota.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you pick that game?

[Chick McGee]

And Chicago getting two, two or three? I. I'm taking the Bears and the points. Okay, so we will see. There you go. There you go. That's exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

More sports coming up.

[Chick McGee]

More sports coming up, including, oh, Nat, we had a NASCAR race. That's a nascar.

[Tom Griswold]

We had a vroom, vroom.

[Chick McGee]

And we had a vroom, vroom. And a lovely moment between a boy and a girl. I'm just a boy sweating, standing in front of you, talking to a girl. Something like that.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, really? I'm intrigued.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. It was a proposal. Christ.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Christy.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. When did making plans get this complicated?

[Jess Hooker]

It's time to streamline with WhatsApp, the secure messaging app that brings the whole group together.

[Chick McGee]

Use polls to settle dinner plans, send event invites and pin messages so no.

[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bomb and Tom Show. Christy Lee. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

What's up, man?

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. We are doing. We're in the middle of the sportscast and it's time for a heartwarming sports story. Oh, good. Heartwarming. Nebraska Cornhuskers tight end Luke Lindenmeyer had bigger things on his mind on Saturday night after the team beat the Akron Zips 68. Nothing. Ooh. He caught the first touchdown pass of his career in the game in the second quarter from quarterback Dylan Raiola. Then after the game, he walked over to his Girlfriend, Kalyn Storovich. Witch.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

A Nebraska dance team member got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, how about that?

[Chick McGee]

She said yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, 44.

[Christy Lee]

They're cute.

[Chick McGee]

44. There you go.

[Jess Hooker]

Number they're so young.

[Pat Godwin]

High school number.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I couldn't think of a better place to do it to tell you I.

[Jess Hooker]

Love you watching the video. It's so sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

All the dudes on the team went nuts.

[Pat Godwin]

All the other cheerleaders, they have no idea. Waving their head for.

[Tom Griswold]

And now. Oh, my gosh, they're undressing. I have no idea what this far.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

Fans are storming the field. Getting involved as well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my goodness.

[Chick McGee]

The Cornhuskers are a team.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty monoct.

[Chick McGee]

And that brings us to one of these. Not so stupid, though, actually. Stupid world record. This guy's first name is H A F P O R. Half poor. Half poor.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, got a full pore.

[Chick McGee]

Half poor. Julius Bjornsson. You would think of liquor.

[Pat Godwin]

I always think of liquor.

[Chick McGee]

He's known as the Mountain. He was on Game of Thrones as the Mountain.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, the giant man.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. He holds the current deadlift world record. He sat it over the weekend. Said it over the weekend. 505 kilograms.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa.

[Chick McGee]

You're asking how many pounds is that?

[Jess Hooker]

How many pounds is that chick?

[Chick McGee]

1,113 pounds.

[Tom Griswold]

That's insanity.

[Chick McGee]

He surpassed his own 2020 record of 501 kilograms. Holy moly. He's performed. He used the conventional stance. Yeah. Was wearing a lifting suit, a belt and Figure 8 straps.

[Tom Griswold]

I had to steal plate over his rectum.

[Chick McGee]

I had to. Yeah. I had to wait till Tom went to get his hernia operated on. I couldn't do this story in front of Tom. Yeah, boy. Your belly would just explode.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Now watch. Watch how this bar bends with 500 on each end. And you'll. You'll soul bending, that is. I am the Mountain.

[Jess Hooker]

That his lower back.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

Cost him in his later years.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome. I love Thor Bjornson.

[Jess Hooker]

God, he's a big boy.

[Christy Lee]

His neck is as wide as my man.

[Jess Hooker]

He is never on top.

[Tom Griswold]

I beg to differ. He's anywhere he wants to be.

[Willie Griswold]

I have broken three beds and four women.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. No joke.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, do you think he has a girlfriend and stuff? Of course.

[Jess Hooker]

Why wouldn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Good looking guy.

[Chick McGee]

Weightlifting. Weightlifting groupies.

[Willie Griswold]

He could pick up like 10 chicks. You put girls on the end of that thing, just get them right up there.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, see, that's what would have been done in the 80s yeah. Put women on each end of that. Remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think we should jump the. Maybe he's queer as a football bat. I have no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Every time.

[Jess Hooker]

Queer is a what?

[Pat Godwin]

Football bat.

[Christy Lee]

I love that.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Football bat.

[Jess Hooker]

I've never heard that before.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what's got square to your ear.

[Chick McGee]

Tom is taking a day off today. He's on assignment. He might be having hernia surgery. I'm not sure. But Pat's here and you've got.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he. Shouldn't he have. He's a dude. He's a dude.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Shouldn't.

[Pat Godwin]

Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

And no, no. And of course, Tom's not here, but that doesn't mean Pat still isn't terrified to death of us.

[Pat Godwin]

But shouldn't he, as a man, be having his surgery instead of.

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, don't feel extra creative today, Pat. Don't you feel like you can stretch out a little bit?

[Pat Godwin]

A lot of times Tom will have me do songs specifically, you know, that have feces in them or.

[Chick McGee]

They're a little rac.

[Pat Godwin]

They're a little racier for my.

[Chick McGee]

He'll. He'll suggest. Certain.

[Pat Godwin]

My worldview.

[Chick McGee]

And I'm Your forced worldview.

[Pat Godwin]

Forced. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Perhaps. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

I like to keep it on the clean side, you know?

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

So I don't get the chance to do. I don't get a dignified.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't get a chance to do the more intellectual. Like after I read a book like War and Peace.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll have thoughts and I'll write a song. So, you know, I like to do. Maybe since he's not here, I could get a chance to.

[Chick McGee]

Can you do something? Yeah. No.

[Tom Griswold]

No influence at all. Thoughtful.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Yep.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a pimple on my balls I found it. I found it there when nature called I used to get them on my face but never such a place Like a pimple on my balls Pimple on my balls I was checking out my sack it was hiding by my crack Nice crack. You must check yourself for lumps or bumps Both big and small I got.

[Tom Griswold]

A pimple on my bones how did.

[Pat Godwin]

It get the hell down there? Hiding in my pubic hair it is quite a story. Spectacle. A pustula My testicles Should I leave it? Should I pop? It's so big Might need a mop I might use some Clearasil or an anti acne pill I got a pimple on my bows I will hover from now on When I'm in a dirty john Stay Away from gas station stalls and glory holes in the wall I got a pimple on my balls I'm avoiding girlfriend's calls. Must do self examination that leads to masturbation. I got a pimple of my balls Pop, pop, pop. Thank you very much. What I want to do comes from.

[Tom Griswold]

The heart and my balls.

[Chick McGee]

Now what if. What if that becomes the new Pat Godwin signature song? You have to do it. They, they introduce you with that tune. Here he is, of course, from Pimple on My Balls. It's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

I got a pimple on my balls.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know guys could get pimples on their balls.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you get anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a true story.

[Chick McGee]

You get pimple anywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

I have never gotten one there. I don't think I, I believe that can happen, but I, I. Thankfully it does happen. Thankfully I not had to deal with that.

[Jess Hooker]

We have testicles in the news today, actually. In the news, yes.

[Chick McGee]

And here it is now, a Kentucky.

[Jess Hooker]

Man in custody after he allegedly broke into his brother's home and stabbed him in the testicles.

[Tom Griswold]

Take that. And that.

[Chick McGee]

Now, is this a common thing for brothers? You, You.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Do you?

[Chick McGee]

I, I have no, I'm an only, so I don't.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, we didn't do that. We did just regular fighting, you know, throwing them against the treadmill kind of thing. Just that kind of stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. If I'm stabbing my brother, it's in the face. So he can't have an open coffin.

[Jess Hooker]

The suspect entered his brother's home in the middle of the night without permission. When his brother woke up, the man reportedly stabbed him in the testicles with scissors.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell, man.

[Jess Hooker]

Struggle ensued, the suspect putting his brother in a chokehold before he managed to escape, of course. The suspect arrested on charges of burglary, strangulation and assault.

[Christy Lee]

What's the motive?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what's going on there? It doesn't say. A motive.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, this could be. They got in a fight when they were 12 playing Xbox and it's built and built and built. And now here we are.

[Christy Lee]

I stapled my brother's fingers together once.

[Willie Griswold]

There we go. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

What was the motive?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we'd watched Batman and Penguin's hands were together, and I was like, wouldn't it be cool if your hands were like penguins hands? And, and so I stayed by. I only got two together, though, before he started school.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

How old?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I was probably seven. He was like five.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

God, there is Nothing worse on earth than an older sister.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

They are the worst bullies.

[Tom Griswold]

They really do torture. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But we also love hard, too, so. Like it. The. It swings both ways.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, just getting a little makeover, learning dances.

[Jess Hooker]

We just talked about this.

[Christy Lee]

I would put dresses and makeup on my brother when he was little. Like, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Like he was your own personal doll. He was.

[Willie Griswold]

You're a doll. You're a background dancer. You're whatever they want you to be. And they're bigger than you and they're in charge and they're mean. God, I don't like them. Lucy, if you're listening, I'm not a fan of you.

[Tom Griswold]

One of my best friends, his older sister would put him in a sleeping bag and just not let him out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, no kidding.

[Christy Lee]

I used to lock my brother in the pantry.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What the hell's going on? I know.

[Tom Griswold]

I was like, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

The way I could. I. I could sit on my bottom and push my feet up against the pantry door or my back up against the pantry door and then up against the cabinet so that he couldn't. Yes, yes. And then one time he broke free and he busted my lip wide open.

[Jess Hooker]

Just. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Family.

[Chick McGee]

There's a famous story about Reggie and Cheryl Miller. Who. They would play one on one basketball out on the driveway.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Most of us have. And Cheryl would always be.

[Willie Griswold]

Beat him.

[Chick McGee]

Always. But then when Reggie was like a senior and Cheryl was just getting ready to go to UCLA or whatever or usc, Cheryl took it to the basket. And Reggie pinned about the ball up against the backboard. And Cheryl goes. We're done. We're not playing. We're done no more. Yeah. These days are over.

[Tom Griswold]

This suggests something sexual, maybe like, I'm.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm sorry. I went in and did a dive on that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And there's no motive listed, but somebody's sleeping with somebody.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, you go for somebody's nuts. Exactly.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Somebody's sleeping with somebody that shouldn't be.

[Chick McGee]

How do you come. How do you. How do you come back with a brother sleeping with your wife? Let's say what happens there.

[Christy Lee]

Did you and your brothers ever date the same girl?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not. Not dated.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't that. Wasn't it close with the girl you lived with?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, what do you mean, not dated?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute.

[Jess Hooker]

Not dated. Would you pass her?

[Tom Griswold]

Three of us made out with the same girl. Yeah. Over the course of.

[Chick McGee]

Not at the same time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was over the course of a couple years. And I don't think any of us Were aware. It was just like. Oh, yeah. I remember one time at a party, I made out with her. Then my other brother was like, yeah, me too. And my other brother's like, me too.

[Chick McGee]

Really? Wow.

[Willie Griswold]

We had this in my family and it was me, my brother and my sister with the same girl.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Willie Griswold]

I know. What are you gonna do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that's. That's a little more rad.

[Jess Hooker]

Sounds like this girl had a thing for Arnold men.

[Chick McGee]

I think she was that pass around pack. Patty. Was that who that was? Oh, yeah. That's the only reason she went to parties. She wasn't there for the punch. Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

A swingers resort in Palm Springs, California is on the market. The Exotic Dreams resort hotel features 40 rooms and a sex maze. It was listed for ten and a half million dollars. Yeah. Tens of thousands of people have come visit the place, according to this Mr. Andem. Andem. Adam Gilbert, who's listing the property. They stop me on the street and say, I have this memory there and this happened and it was crazy. It's historic in that regard. So if you'd like to have a swingers hotel in Palm Springs.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

What is a sex maze? I feel like we let that go pretty quick.

[Christy Lee]

I think the dead end is a little scary.

[Chick McGee]

Be careful.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that sounds awful, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. I don't know exactly what a sex maze would be either.

[Willie Griswold]

Like a glory hole situation maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Well, didn't they have you could walk through a colon, Remember that?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes, I've seen that. I have seen that. Yeah. The colon thing is cool.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? That may have been sexual for somebody, though. It was meant for health and, you know, learning. But there may have been some guy who went. I've always. Finally my. My giantist fantasy has come true and I can walk through a huge colon.

[Chick McGee]

I consider attack of the 50 foot woman pornography.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever seen attack of the 50 foot woman?

[Tom Griswold]

I've seen two versions. I saw the old original and then I saw the remake that Christopher Guest did. Yeah. With Daryl Hamm. And there's talk of another one.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You remember the old one. The husband who's normal size is in a bar trying to pick up a woman. And the 50 foot woman comes and tears the roof off the bar and looks down. What are you doing? It's a great movie.

[Jess Hooker]

Sorry, I was trying to figure out what a sex maze was. I'm looking at the article here. It's a. I guess you go in.

[Tom Griswold]

The maze and you just bang.

[Pat Godwin]

To wander around first and find stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Who's there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, we know what a hedge maze is, right? And we're.

[Jess Hooker]

It's one of those motels, though. That's like one, you know, like one story.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Pat Godwin]

It's 48.

[Jess Hooker]

It's got some really nice.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they have like a theme, like Roman Room?

[Jess Hooker]

No, they don't have that.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Willie Griswold]

On the hot tub, like a big martini glass kind of thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I think it's more for the gentleman, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No concern.

[Pat Godwin]

A cornhole maze?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that what you're saying Pat is right for doing? I was right there the whole time.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, despite the fact we all thought of it and didn't say it, Pat went ahead and blazed a tree trail. And those people are not worried about being in the proper canal.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you're right.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, I didn't get what you meant until Jesse.

[Chick McGee]

You know, the. The guys, right?

[Willie Griswold]

You know, the guys, they love the canal. They're like Teddy Roosevelt, man. Get in that canal, you know, let's do that thing.

[Jess Hooker]

Coming up, are you having less sex than before? Well, we'll talk about that.

[Chick McGee]

Before what?

[Jess Hooker]

Good point. Before the operation, Americans in general, did you have an operation that you want to talk about?

[Chick McGee]

Well, maybe. Maybe I had some stuff taken out and some other stuff put in, you.

[Jess Hooker]

Know, maybe some tucked up.

[Chick McGee]

It's a different world, Ma. Oh, it's a different time now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Everything's different.

[Pat Godwin]

Brave new world of brand new frontiers are being.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. We'll explain whatever it is the hell we're talking about. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Christy Lee]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

See mint mobile.com welcome back to the Bob and Tob Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm cold now.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Cold.

[Pat Godwin]

There's just warm up in here.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker. I'm freezing There. Here is Josh. Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, you want to borrow one of my shaws?

[Pat Godwin]

Do you have a shawl? Yeah, a manly shawl.

[Tom Griswold]

I have many shaws.

[Pat Godwin]

Or is it a book reading shaw?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know what this is.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a blank.

[Chick McGee]

Sick.

[Pat Godwin]

A book.

[Chick McGee]

How about a blankie? How about a blankie? There's Willie Griswold. Hey, guys, it's Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Wear your shawl, Grandma.

[Chick McGee]

It's cold. Stuck on that shaw for a while.

[Jess Hooker]

Will you wrap that around?

[Chick McGee]

How's that?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that shaw helping?

[Pat Godwin]

Shirley, Shirley.

[Chick McGee]

Christy, what's going on over there at the news desk?

[Jess Hooker]

Well, there's new data out there that shows the number of Americans having regular sex keeps declining.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys go data or data?

[Pat Godwin]

I go data.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you a data man?

[Pat Godwin]

A data man?

[Chick McGee]

I go data.

[Pat Godwin]

Who's your data?

[Jess Hooker]

Data.

[Christy Lee]

Data.

[Chick McGee]

Who's your data? Sex, sex, sex. Do you like that, by the way, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Sex.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Women calling you daddy?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I didn't think so.

[Jess Hooker]

Oof.

[Pat Godwin]

Like him to call me mommy. The world is changing, chick.

[Chick McGee]

How far. How far have you gone dressing up like a woman? The whole thing.

[Pat Godwin]

I've worn women's underwear as a joke with a. With a lady for a short period.

[Chick McGee]

Of time in the bedroom.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you kept them? It wasn't out in public?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Christy Lee]

That's funny. I would laugh at that.

[Jess Hooker]

You haven't worn. Like in the theater. You didn't have to dress as a woman.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, we had tights on in Romeo and Juliet, yet they were rather, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

You like that?

[Chick McGee]

No. Could they tell you I showed off.

[Pat Godwin]

My rocket legs and it was distracting for the audience to see such muscle.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

They couldn't concentrate on Romeo and Juliet when they're looking at Benvolio's balls.

[Chick McGee]

Rocket legs, you say?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, have you ever seen my legs?

[Chick McGee]

Have I ever seen your legs? I dream about your legs. They're.

[Pat Godwin]

They're good.

[Jess Hooker]

You wear shorts. You've never worn them?

[Pat Godwin]

I wear shorts, but I wear them like to the knee. Like it's a.

[Chick McGee]

The. The.

[Pat Godwin]

The where the kids are doing it. I used to wear them up, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

To show off. All right, then I'll show them all.

[Willie Griswold]

I was buying shorts at like the regular short store, and it was like a 5, 6 inch inseam. Not at like a cool place.

[Chick McGee]

Like the Tom Selleck Magnum PI oh, yeah, yeah. Like way up against your.

[Jess Hooker]

They call those huggers. Yeah. Nut huggers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Get a Little peek.

[Pat Godwin]

That look is back.

[Chick McGee]

Remember those NBA the players wore the nut huggers?

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, unbelievable.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Tube socks.

[Chick McGee]

How do you stuff Larry Bird into a pair of those shorts?

[Tom Griswold]

No idea.

[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Jess Hooker]

Where were we? Oh, we were talking about less sex. In 2024, less than 40% of respondents said they are having sex weekly, down from less than half in 2010 and 55 in 1990.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we know the age group here?

[Pat Godwin]

Year.

[Jess Hooker]

We do. No, I don't. The percentage of young adults 18 to 29 who reported having no sex in the last year rose from a little over 10% in 2010 to nearly 25% in 2024.

[Chick McGee]

I was shocked when people of Willie's age.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And younger. Don't care about getting their driver's license. I was. I was bowled over by that. They don't care now, apparently.

[Jess Hooker]

They don't care about sex.

[Chick McGee]

And now they don't care about sex. Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

I know it's my generation's fault, you guys, and I. I app. Apologize for all of them in front of you right now. We're a bunch of losers that aren't having sex, and we're not driving anywhere, and we're ruining the damn country.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the only reason I wanted my driver's license so I could drive somewhere to have sex.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Dude.

[Willie Griswold]

That first day, I went to go get a coffee in the drive through and. Right to go have sex.

[Chick McGee]

It was awesome.

[Pat Godwin]

That was.

[Willie Griswold]

What a great day that was.

[Chick McGee]

Has everyone here done it in a car?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I love a vehicle.

[Tom Griswold]

Fun, but. But never great. I mean, incredible. It was never perfect.

[Chick McGee]

Willie, you've done it in a car.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, for sure. I'm kind of a big guy, though, so it doesn't work out great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You got to kind of. You're moving around. A lot of elbows going everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. For me to get there, my legs have to be fully stretched out so.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't open the car door.

[Christy Lee]

Is that true?

[Tom Griswold]

It is true.

[Jess Hooker]

Why? You could stretch out in the back seat.

[Tom Griswold]

I think I trained myself that way.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on just a second. I don't want you to take this the wrong way. Yeah, but what the hell's wrong with you?

[Tom Griswold]

You can just any. You don't have to have a particular position.

[Chick McGee]

I could be standing. I could be hang.

[Tom Griswold]

Super envious.

[Pat Godwin]

What if you drove.

[Christy Lee]

Can't be on your knees even.

[Jess Hooker]

You can't be on time.

[Tom Griswold]

The last. Look, like all I have all. All these positions I have, but it takes so much longer than a particular. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

You like to stay on your back?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. I need to be like, I'm on a raft.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Back is great.

[Chick McGee]

Like the. Like the corpse. Corpse pose. Right on your back with her riding to town. Right. Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

I like that.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I. I think I messed up. I think it's because that's how I trained myself.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I should have been training myself in many different positions.

[Christy Lee]

So can you do it standing up? Because your legs are straight there.

[Pat Godwin]

You have good, strong.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, but no, it doesn't. It has happened, but again, it just adds like 20 or 30 minutes.

[Jess Hooker]

Jesus Christ.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. It's crazy. It's crazy.

[Chick McGee]

Most people will tell you, you play like you practice. Practice. So you cannot practice this way. Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Put the book down.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's my. That is my advice to anybody 18. You know, learning, enjoying. Switch it up, baby. Switch it up. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Married adults had markedly more sex than their unmarried peers. 45 of married men and women have weekly sex, compared to 35% of their unmarried peers. However. However, married adults are still experiencing what they're calling a sex recession. Between 1996 and 2008, nearly 60% of married adults were having sex once a week. That number fell to under 50% for the period of 2010 to 2024. And they're blaming stress, technology, and shifting cultural norms.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Jess Hooker]

The hell does that mean?

[Chick McGee]

That's just a big explanation for her. I hate her.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm so sick.

[Chick McGee]

Standing. There's just noise coming out.

[Tom Griswold]

If these shifting sexual norms don't shut up.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

Can you guys have sex with somebody that you hate? Have you ever done that?

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

God, that's so funny. Pat was right on.

[Chick McGee]

It is. So there's a fine line between. It's very common for the backslide.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

I. I've never done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I have not just. I've not somebody I hated. No way.

[Chick McGee]

I guess that would qualify as someone you hate.

[Jess Hooker]

Really hate. Anybody. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Not even me.

[Christy Lee]

No, I mean, like, if you, like, if you really just wanted to hook up and. And the person that was there was like, maybe like just a. A friend of a friend, and she was a girl and she was annoying, and you're like, oh, my God, I hate her. But she's the only one left. This is all.

[Tom Griswold]

The only one.

[Chick McGee]

He's the only one.

[Tom Griswold]

That's fair. But to me, she's the only one stands. It's. It's. You kind of don't Hate her totally.

[Jess Hooker]

Right? Right.

[Chick McGee]

There's something.

[Christy Lee]

There's a girl. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Otherwise, you go home and.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Lay on your back.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Get some practice.

[Jess Hooker]

I make love to someone who loves you. You.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Stick your legs out straight and. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

Go to town.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. A couple wiggles of the big toe, and blamo. Done.

[Christy Lee]

I feel like I know too much.

[Chick McGee]

I think my health.

[Tom Griswold]

That last part was a joke.

[Chick McGee]

I just. I don't.

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe you.

[Tom Griswold]

I am being serious. Okay. I'm gonna wiggle my big toe twice.

[Chick McGee]

No, you call it blamo.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a young. That's a young man's game.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't just call it that. I understand.

[Announcer]

House.

[Chick McGee]

I think. I think my health teacher in freshman year of high school held up his right hand and said, fellas, this will be the best lover you ever have. Something like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you serious?

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I think so.

[Willie Griswold]

The man said that to you?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. No, it was a class.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They weren't wrong.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, there. He's not.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he wasn't referring to his aunt.

[Chick McGee]

He might have been, now that I think about it. Yeah. He's one of those guys that I never got along with in high school. I thought it was obvious I didn't care for him. And I went back a couple years ago for a football game, and he came and sat down me like we were old friends. It was like, nuh.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you grow? Oh, okay. You were still like, no, dude, no.

[Chick McGee]

Get out of here. No, I didn't. I didn't. But I mean. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My superpower is people know I hate him, so.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, we know.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So. Yeah, but he didn't pick up on the social cue.

[Pat Godwin]

Some people don't.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, some people don't. Yeah, they're tone deaf.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, one in eight Americans say they're overthinkers. What do you guys say about that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'd have to mull it over first.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably only one in ten.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. One in eight.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Jess Hooker]

A new survey reveals how people second guess their daily decisions.

[Chick McGee]

You think?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. They talked to 2,000 adults. The average adult second guesses over 40% of their daily decisions.

[Christy Lee]

Daily.

[Jess Hooker]

Whoa.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe big life choices, but I don't know about daily.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Jess Hooker]

One in eight are even greater overthinkers who contemplate nearly every decision the average person makes. How many decisions in a day do you think?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is weird.

[Pat Godwin]

Tons.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

250.

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to be hundreds.

[Willie Griswold]

And this sounds like like a philosophical question about free will. Now it seems very. Do I put my shampoo in today?

[Chick McGee]

How do we define.

[Jess Hooker]

You're not wrong. According to this story fit, 50 decisions are made in a day.

[Tom Griswold]

Way more solo.

[Jess Hooker]

That does sound solo.

[Christy Lee]

I feel like I've done 50 decisions this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

And yes.

[Jess Hooker]

By the way, I want to inform you, one in four admitted they often get overwhelmed with choices in the grocery.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, I've done that.

[Jess Hooker]

85% feel pressure to always try and make the right purchase. And the average person will spend four minutes, minutes deliberating each item at the grocery store.

[Willie Griswold]

I do that, I'll be looking like Japanese barbecue sauce, being like, who do I think I am? Put that back, man. Go get the sweet baby rays. Go back.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you ever have aisle anxiety?

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Overwhelmed by all the different options.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Too many choices.

[Christy Lee]

That's my favorite thing is just to take it all in.

[Willie Griswold]

I had a panic attack yesterday deciding if I wanted salted, unsalted or garlic herb garlic butter. It took me six minutes. I was standing there freaking out, man.

[Tom Griswold]

That is no way to live with garlic.

[Willie Griswold]

Of course, I don't know what I wanted. I went with the Kerrygold.

[Chick McGee]

Love the Kerry Gold.

[Tom Griswold]

Those mix know what they're doing with that.

[Chick McGee]

Language? It came out of nowhere. Right. Those mix are shrewd, too.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, Mix don't care at all.

[Chick McGee]

At all.

[Jess Hooker]

Coming up, we're going to talk Powerball. We do have a couple of winter winners, if you will, one in Missouri.

[Chick McGee]

One in, I win one. One in Missouri, one in Texas. But they could be Bob and Tom show listeners and could be, I think, you know, thank yous come in the form of dollars. You want to kick us some?

[Jess Hooker]

And if you want, in Texas, you're winning more money than the person in Missouri. You know why?

[Pat Godwin]

Taxes.

[Jess Hooker]

No state tax.

[Chick McGee]

No state.

[Pat Godwin]

In Texas, no taxes.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right. So can you switch it up now that you've won?

[Jess Hooker]

You can move from Missouri to Texas.

[Chick McGee]

Do the old, the old switcheroo.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. We'll talk about exactly how much. I have that right here coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio at the Silac Insurance news desk. It's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, we have a comedian coming up.

[Chick McGee]

I heard that. Brian Bates.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, the wonderful Brian Bates. Looking forward to that.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold. Hey, buddy. Ace Cosby.

[Jess Hooker]

Hey, did anybody see Nate on the CBS Sunday morning?

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Jess Hooker]

That was very nice. Yeah, they did a really nice piece. He's going to be hosting the Emmys coming up on Sunday.

[Chick McGee]

Hell yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

I brought that up because of Brian Bates.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good George.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. No joke, right?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what that. Who books that? I wonder what paid. How much that paid?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll hook you up. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Or like 50 bucks or something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I think you can get a little more.

[Chick McGee]

Can you?

[Jess Hooker]

What did Nikki host? She hosted the Golden Globes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, she was at the VMAs last night.

[Jess Hooker]

She was.

[Pat Godwin]

How'd she look?

[Tom Griswold]

Great.

[Jess Hooker]

She always looks great.

[Chick McGee]

What about Nikki's Golden Globes?

[Tom Griswold]

That's my friend.

[Pat Godwin]

Could I say she has nice gams?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's my.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you like to touch your chest?

[Pat Godwin]

A piece of chest is what my friend said.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I have a piece of chess.

[Pat Godwin]

Fred Shields.

[Chick McGee]

Ask her about the canal proximity. Hey.

[Jess Hooker]

Two lucky Powerball players, one in Missouri and one in Texas, will share nearly $1 billion after matching all six numbers in Saturday night's drawing. 11, 23, 44, 61, 62. Powerball was 17.

[Chick McGee]

17.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. The winners can choose an annuity paid over 30 years or the lump sum which is estimated at 810 million before taxes. Now that means each winner could choose to receive $410.3 million in cash before. Before taxes. Now the federal tax people take their share. 37%.

[Tom Griswold]

Government sure do take a bite, don't you?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So that's 258.5 million. That's what they'll get after taxes from the feds. Now, the Texas winner has no state income Tax, so he'll get to keep that. The Missouri winner, however, levies a 4% sales tax on lottery winnings, reducing their final payout to $242.1 million.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'd be furious if I won a $1.7 billion lottery and walked away with 200 million.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Well, and place. And the place that sold them the tickets wins something, all right. I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

They get nothing. That doesn't come out of my end, does it?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's out of your end, baby.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? It's cheaper to not win the lot. I may have the math wrong on that.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, it's cheaper, especially if you don't play.

[Chick McGee]

Because if you don't, I'm concerned about how much time it would take me to spend $400 million. About six weeks.

[Willie Griswold]

After you buy jet skis for your dogs. What else are you going to get?

[Chick McGee]

By the way, that's an apple subscriptions alone.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know what else you would buy.

[Chick McGee]

Seriously, if I had $410 million. Yeah, a big farm right next to Joe in Virginia. Probably one of those deals.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Well, no, I'd moved to London immediately.

[Jess Hooker]

Would you really?

[Chick McGee]

And change my name and you'd never see me again, you bunch of pr. No, no, no. I mean, I'd keep working.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to think once a year we would open up the mail here and there would just be like one dead rose. And we would just know that you were still out there.

[Chick McGee]

Happy day from England's rose.

[Willie Griswold]

I just want to go into London and like the end of the Batman.

[Tom Griswold]

Movie when the Michael Kane came, I.

[Willie Griswold]

Just see we not. It's understood.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't say a word.

[Pat Godwin]

Here's the thing. I think it's countryside England though, right? Am I. Am I right about that?

[Willie Griswold]

He's got a place in the city.

[Chick McGee]

He's got lots of places in the city.

[Willie Griswold]

You've got both summers in Ibiza. I mean, you're all over the place.

[Chick McGee]

But I'd be. I'd live across the street from the time machine there in the Brompton Cemetery. Oh, yeah, There's a time machine there.

[Jess Hooker]

And that girls are in London right now. They went to Oxford yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, what for?

[Jess Hooker]

To visit the campus. They wanted to see the university.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the campus. You must see the campus when you're.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you got to see the campus.

[Jess Hooker]

Oxford.

[Pat Godwin]

It's gorgeous.

[Jess Hooker]

I was hoping they were pick up husbands.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I bet they pick up husbands. A lot of drinking over there on that campus.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, the English. The English know that you gotta go.

[Chick McGee]

It's all warm beer though, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Warm it is Served.

[Chick McGee]

Tepid, yes. Humid? Almost.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes you pick up your glass, it's empty.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody will come up, go. Oh, is that good? I didn't have anything at all. What are you talking.

[Willie Griswold]

It evaporates sometimes.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of Britain, a British surgeon who had his legs removed to satisfy a sexual obsession.

[Chick McGee]

Now you're talking daddy's language.

[Jess Hooker]

Has been jailed for fraud.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

According to the Guardian, Neil Hopper.

[Tom Griswold]

He has no more.

[Willie Griswold]

That's not real.

[Jess Hooker]

H O p p e r 2 puns.

[Chick McGee]

I don't believe.

[Pat Godwin]

Guy with no legs is called Neil Hopper.

[Jess Hooker]

This is from the Guardian.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Guardian.

[Jess Hooker]

According to this report, Neil Hopper used dry ice to freeze his legs so that they were no longer viable and required amputation.

[Tom Griswold]

Good lord.

[Jess Hooker]

He said it was. Apparently this amputation was for sexual gratification. But he filed insurance claims that his legs were removed due to sepsis rather than self inflicted injury. So he received a payout of over $630,000 dollars. The 49 year old spent that money. Oh, on a camper van, A hot tub. Nice wood burner. And construction.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, a couple ramps.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Camper van who's driving?

[Jess Hooker]

He received a 32 month jail sentence after pleading guilty to charges of fraud by false. Well, it was representation.

[Chick McGee]

It was only a matter of time before he went to jail. He didn't have a leg to stand.

[Tom Griswold]

You're absolutely right. Well, he used to have a nice reputation too. But now he's half the man he used to be.

[Willie Griswold]

Come on, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Chick McGee]

There are people that don't cut their leg, but they strap their leg up against their and walk around as if they don't have anything past their knee.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't fully commit. Like this guy.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. What was that show that we watched with Billy Bob Thornton where that second episode was. The second season was all about Billy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, how I met your mother.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he's the lawyer.

[Chick McGee]

Goliath Liar.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh yeah, yeah, the second season.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I was in Hamilton, wasn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. So the NHS was not real happy about being defrauded.

[Tom Griswold]

No, kid. I mean, how would you. But that's your sexual thing. You can only do it once.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, right.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, unless it's all your limbs, you got your arms you can go to next.

[Jess Hooker]

But he was a surgeon.

[Chick McGee]

Can he come out?

[Jess Hooker]

And some of his former patients, including some who underwent amputations, surgeons have contacted the medical negligence firm in Able Law with concerns about their treatments.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I went to this guy for a hangnail so he laughed off my arm, Doc.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, we went to him and I said, you want to come out and play some pickup baseball? And he goes, you know, I don't have any arms or legs. Yeah, you could be third base. See.

[Jess Hooker]

It'S not the only leg story we have in the news today.

[Chick McGee]

Get a load of this leg store.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, let me find it. Hold on. Hang on there with me.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying that you're upset about a tall woman? Well, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I never thought this was a thing, being a short person, that there would actually be somebody interested in getting their legs.

[Chick McGee]

It's shortened, it's desirable.

[Jess Hooker]

A controversial new trend has emerged with women traveling to Turkey to undergo leg shortening surgery. The elective procedure involves breaking and resetting bones. Oh, Mark. Marketed as a way for women to appear more petite.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't that like the. Is not part of the plot? A Gattaca or something where that guy undergoes a lengthening? I guess they put bone in.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, we've talked about that, I guess. Excruciating.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Critics describe the operation as brutal and dangerous, raising concerns about complications and long term mobility. Despite the risks, clinics report an increase in patient. Would I say clinics.

[Chick McGee]

Well, don't shorten that clinic.

[Jess Hooker]

They have reported an increase in patients seeking the drastic treatment.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hell, never.

[Christy Lee]

I, I've, I, I would never want to be short. I, I mean, I am.

[Jess Hooker]

We are short.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. I hate it every day.

[Jess Hooker]

I hate being short too. You, you can't.

[Chick McGee]

Aren't you guys scared of. Aren't you both scared of tall people, though?

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not scared of Tobi.

[Christy Lee]

No, I do realize that I'll. I'll say something like, oh, you know.

[Jess Hooker]

She was really tall.

[Christy Lee]

And they're like, she's five, six. And I was like, that's really tall.

[Jess Hooker]

And they reduce the patient's height only by merely 2 inches too. So it's not like, yeah, get a haircut.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Try glasses.

[Chick McGee]

You think that'll ever come back? The big light bulb head that women used to have.50. My mom used to have beehives and.

[Jess Hooker]

They'D wrap it in toilet paper to sleep on it so it wouldn't get off. Smooshed. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

She had a pick and she'd pick it up and make it. Oh, yeah, make it higher. Awful woman. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Cat's eye. Cat.

[Pat Godwin]

Ey.

[Chick McGee]

Cat's eye glasses.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Viceroy cigarettes.

[Tom Griswold]

Classic look.

[Chick McGee]

It was. Yeah, yeah, classic. That's what it was. I mean, it is.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, for that time period, it was. My mom is the same thing.

[Chick McGee]

Man, oh, man.

[Jess Hooker]

She didn't smoke Viceroy though. She was Tarrington. Tarrington.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, she'd rather fight than swim. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

With the beehive and the cat's eyes. Yeah. By the way, the surgery leaves patients wheelchair bound until they can undergo months worth of physiotherapy.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Jess Hooker]

What in the world?

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Jess Hooker]

You are fine just the way you are.

[Chick McGee]

It was worth it.

[Pat Godwin]

The 2 inches is worth it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think short people get spit on.

[Jess Hooker]

More than we don't get spit on.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Accidentally. You know what I mean?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

People are always talking over them. Or down.

[Jess Hooker]

We get knocked down a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

But you get up again. Yeah, yeah. Never going to keep you down.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. That's our Chumble W. Chunk. Chunk.

[Jess Hooker]

We have more news coming up with our guest, Brian Bates.

[Tom Griswold]

Chumba Wumba. That's all you had, fellas?

[Pat Godwin]

They had a whiskey drink and another kind of drink and a logger drink and then they fell.

[Willie Griswold]

Having a whole song about getting back up. Once they fell, they really didn't get back up.

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

And if you are Chumbawambo.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And tub thumping came out. What's enough money to make off one song for you to walk away? Maybe they're doing it right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe so.

[Jess Hooker]

Maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't even know how many members of Chumba One there are.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what? There could be three, there could be 32.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I always thought Wright said Fred. Those guys looked a lot like the guys in Jumbo Wumba. I thought they were the same. Look it up.

[Pat Godwin]

Wasn't there a gal in Chumba Wumba too, Was there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The female voice in there pissing the night away.

[Willie Griswold]

She's.

[Tom Griswold]

She sings those lovely lyrics.

[Chick McGee]

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[Announcer]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Jess Hooker]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And we have a special guest in the studio. It's the one, the only, Brian Bates. Hello, Brian.

[Tom Griswold]

Headphones not working, Brian.

[Jess Hooker]

Turn him up right there. Turn him up.

[Chick McGee]

There's a little knob there. There we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Alive radio.

[Announcer]

It's crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on and you.

[Jess Hooker]

Got to talk right into that microphone.

[Announcer]

Sorry, ma'.

[Chick McGee]

Am.

[Announcer]

She is the news director.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Boss you around. There's no getting around it.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice to see you, Brian.

[Jess Hooker]

Bossing you around.

[Announcer]

Thanks for having me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So what have you been doing? Changing oil in the car. Hanging out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I.

[Announcer]

You know, I was at Helium last night here in Ed. I like to promote my shows after the fact.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

To.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Announcer]

If you have a time machine, come see me at helium. Sunday, September 6th.

[Chick McGee]

I like the way you say time machine. You said time machine. Yeah.

[Announcer]

Because I'm from the South.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you from exactly?

[Announcer]

Nashville.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Announcer]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Born and raised.

[Announcer]

And just outside of Nashville, Lebanon. Home of Cracker Barrel.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yes. How did you feel about the logo changing you probably up in the arms. You're irritated.

[Announcer]

I didn't care. I know that's great radio, but really killed that, didn't I went to the Colts game yesterday.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Announcer]

Yeah, that was fun.

[Willie Griswold]

I was there, man. It was awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Were you there, Willie?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it was great. I'm never gonna die again, you guys. Everything's great. I'm the richest man alive and I'm never gonna die. I'm immortal. The Colts are great. Nothing can go wrong there.

[Jess Hooker]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Did you go to St. Louis Rams games? Josh, when you were in. When they were in St. Louis, I.

[Tom Griswold]

Only went to one. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see Georgia Frontier? The owner?

[Tom Griswold]

I guarantee she was there. I went before the greatest show on Turf. So what, 96, 95. So they weren't. They were awful. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

With like Mark Bulger and Trent.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean, we got. Isn't Trent Green the guy that the Rams picked up and then he immediately got injured and then they were like. And then I guess we're stuck with this Kurt Warner guy.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Pray for us. He's never played it down. Holy hell. Is that a touchdown? Yeah, like that would happen. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Brian, you're 53, married, lost.

[Chick McGee]

Are you lost yet?

[Announcer]

I got lost coming here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that'll happen. Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

We're in the woods.

[Tom Griswold]

Where am I going?

[Chick McGee]

It's confusing.

[Tom Griswold]

And you have. You have a young kid, right?

[Announcer]

I do. I have a three year old daughter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. So you waited a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Well, now Christy has some thoughts on that.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, what do you mean, I have thoughts on that?

[Chick McGee]

Well, you and I stopped having children.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, At a normal age.

[Chick McGee]

At a normal age.

[Announcer]

Yeah. That's fair. That's fair.

[Chick McGee]

People.

[Announcer]

People love to ask why.

[Pat Godwin]

Why?

[Announcer]

You know, they overanalyze it. Because that's our first child. I was 50 years old. We had our first child. And they're like, was it a calling from God? Was it a midlife crisis? And the truth is we just need a caregiver.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's as simple as that. That's a good move.

[Announcer]

And we didn't want to have kids when we were young because if we live to be really old, they'll be old, too. They won't be able to take care of us. We wanted a 50 year head start.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Announcer]

But I watch her with those baby dolls. I'm like, why don't you try putting an adult diaper on just to see if you could do that.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's love, isn't it?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Knowing you're looking at that person and thinking, you're gonna change my diaper one day.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, I don't want to think about that.

[Announcer]

I mean, we treat her like any other child. She can go to any nursing school in the country she'd like.

[Chick McGee]

That's really nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there other challenges with being an older parent? Because I. I'm 47.

[Chick McGee]

And you don't have any kids?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't have kids, but I'd eventually actually like to.

[Announcer]

Yeah, there's a lot. Well, young parents don't understand the challenges that old parents have. Like, like parties. We can never go to parties anymore because we can never find a babysitter. And the young parents are like, oh, just let her stay with the grandparents. Okay. I'll just drop her off at Harpeth Hill Cemetery. My mom's still alive, but she's 81, so we ain't letting her stay with her. She's. My mom's got some old school remedies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Announcer]

Yeah, yeah. She's like, put a piece of parsley between her butt cheeks to cure the hiccups.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna try that. That's some of that old folksy remedies that I really like, though. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you been married a long time?

[Announcer]

No, I got married. That's the real reason why we had kids. So late life. I've only been married for five and a half years.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, okay.

[Announcer]

So we do it. I do everything late. So we got married late in life and people have, you know, we dated and it didn't work out. And we reconnected 11 years later.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Announcer]

On Match. And people think that's some romantic story now, like, oh, is just the timing right. And you knew God's plan. And we're like, no, we both thought we could do better.

[Tom Griswold]

Realized we couldn't.

[Announcer]

And then got back together 11 years later. We're like, we got to put a tourniquet on this. Stop the bleeding. The bestie. The one was to going to do.

[Tom Griswold]

Does your daughter, who's three, does she realize that you, you know, her mom and dad are a little older than her friends. Mom sent dads or.

[Announcer]

We try to hide that from her, but she's starting to catch on now. She's getting more. My daughter's first words were.

[Chick McGee]

That is Drew, our buddy, Drew Hastings, stand up comedian. He his son. Because Drew was 60 something when he had.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Late 60s.

[Chick McGee]

And his son, when he first started to talk, like two, three years old, every time he would stand up, he'd.

[Tom Griswold]

Go.

[Chick McGee]

That'S what people do. That's like dad does. Ah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

[Announcer]

Yeah. Her first sentence was, I think I pulled something.

[Jess Hooker]

They don't keep you young. That's great. I'm happy.

[Announcer]

That's what I'm here. That's what I hear.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, how old were you when your son was born?

[Pat Godwin]

52.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, I was 42 in my last child.

[Chick McGee]

Whoa, whoa.

[Jess Hooker]

That's old for a woman.

[Pat Godwin]

It is old for.

[Chick McGee]

That's old for anything. I wouldn't even date somebody 40, 42.

[Tom Griswold]

Years old, let alone pregnant.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't give you a Second look at 42.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you talking about?

[Chick McGee]

Am I right on that, guys? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, kid.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Yeah, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy. Yeah. What do you got over there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Hikers who climbed a Colorado mountain were treated to more than just a sweeping view. Of course. No, but that's Colorado.

[Willie Griswold]

Yes, that'd be nice.

[Jess Hooker]

Nope. It was a man doling out frozen snacks.

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Jess Hooker]

A guy wearing an ice cream cone.

[Chick McGee]

Costume at the top is not to be trusted. How about they spend all week climbing and you get to the. And there's a guy selling ice cream.

[Jess Hooker]

The Alfred Hikers. He didn't you know he was giving them away.

[Tom Griswold]

David lynch movie. What is his name?

[Jess Hooker]

He offered hikers ice cream sandwiches once they reached the 14,000 foot summit.

[Chick McGee]

What took you so long?

[Jess Hooker]

Members of a Facebook group for people dedicated to climbing the state's 14ers called him a hero with one declaring him a legendary ice cream man.

[Chick McGee]

Weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

You gotta hike back down, though. And then you got a tummy full of ice cream. Wouldn't that dairy kind of gets you on the way down?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Well, if you're lactose intolerant, do you tolerate lactose?

[Willie Griswold]

I. I don't think that I do. It just makes me fart a lot. But I persevere through it. Adversity. You know, I just. I believe in myself. I'm not going to stop myself from a few farts.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah.

[Chick McGee]

And I do like ice cream sandwiches.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Jess Hooker]

Organizers say that this was meant to highlight joy, community, and a bit of whimsy in the outdoors.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Odd, though. I think I'd be terrified if all of a sudden you looked over and there was a man dressed as an iced cream cone.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Like, how long have you been up there?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know how long he'd been up. That's a great question.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're trying to make a 14,000 foot climb sound like something. Everest is like twice that high.

[Jess Hooker]

Have you climbed 14,000ft?

[Chick McGee]

I do it all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. All right.

[Chick McGee]

That's how I warm up. Ah.

[Jess Hooker]

You deserve that ice cream sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

I do.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of dairy, a British farmer has produced the world's most expensive milk at more than $17 a pint.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks a lot. Obama.

[Chick McGee]

Strikes again, huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Frank Shellard runs the only Farm in the UK that commercially prod juices horse milk's milk has a sweet, nutty taste and has a much lower fat content.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe has a nutty taste because it's not milk.

[Chick McGee]

A hint of bleach. You think that's. You think that's right? It smells like bleach too.

[Tom Griswold]

You. You ask this a lot.

[Chick McGee]

I. I think it does.

[Tom Griswold]

There is no.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. But I wonder. All. All mammals.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, seeds.

[Chick McGee]

Smells bleachy.

[Jess Hooker]

Like, bleachy.

[Pat Godwin]

Have you smelled all man animals seed?

[Chick McGee]

Have you smelled your seed?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I can safely say I've never smelled any animals seed. Not. Not that I know of.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you haven't.

[Jess Hooker]

You haven't lived his farm. Com. Hay. Mare's milk has 11 mares producing about half a gallon to three gallons a day to make milk and cream and lotion.

[Chick McGee]

Mostly hand cream, though.

[Jess Hooker]

Mr. Sheller said he got the idea when his daughter's eczema cleared up with horse milk and lotion.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Isn't that like a. Isn't that a shampoo? Horse milk or something?

[Jess Hooker]

Horse mane.

[Chick McGee]

There's mane and tail.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah. Man and tail.

[Chick McGee]

That's a shampoo for horses, right? No, it's for us, for people.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Mane and tail.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't think there's anything horse related in main entail.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's just a weird name.

[Chick McGee]

I'm. I'm pretty sure it's horse semen.

[Tom Griswold]

I imagine you shampoo.

[Pat Godwin]

Shiny.

[Jess Hooker]

It makes your mane and your tail pretty, which is tail. Yeah.

[Announcer]

Guys like you and I don't care that much about shampoo.

[Chick McGee]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He's looking at. Yeah, yeah. Brian Bates is looking at me because I. I'm also.

[Announcer]

Yeah, I have you follically challenged.

[Chick McGee]

What are you calling that? Yeah. Are you balding? Are you bald? Are you.

[Tom Griswold]

I now just identify as a bald guy.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Now when I picture myself or when I dream, I don't know. I'm not always bald.

[Chick McGee]

You have a flowing hair, Fabio.

[Tom Griswold]

But I.

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's not.

[Tom Griswold]

It's just I, you know, I had the hair that I had when I was 25. Did you start going bald young?

[Announcer]

No, it's been a very slow progression.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Same here.

[Announcer]

In my head, I still think. No pun intended. I still think I have a full head of hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right. It's. So you're not. But you know, you're bald.

[Announcer]

I mean, I see pictures.

[Tom Griswold]

I've been told when I see video or pictures of me, I. It. That is always, oh, I am way balder than I think I Am.

[Chick McGee]

Am. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Even though I've now. I do now just go, yeah, I'm a bald guy.

[Pat Godwin]

But you look good though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, than. I'm not too worried about it.

[Chick McGee]

I'll check this out on YouTube. And I say, oh, I got a bald spot in the back. Holy hell. I've never, never noticed that you guys.

[Willie Griswold]

Have the best haircut for comedy too. It's all the funniest people have that haircut. Very David, Bill, Co.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a real comfort.

[Chick McGee]

I'm trying to be sincere.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I know I'm gonna go bald.

[Willie Griswold]

I talk to my friends and I go, no, man, I'm not gonna shave the whole head. I'm not doing the Vin Diesel thing. I want the best haircut in the world for comedy.

[Chick McGee]

You're not, you're not going to go bald.

[Jess Hooker]

You're not going to go bald.

[Tom Griswold]

He already has the, he has the signs that I had when I started going bald.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really?

[Tom Griswold]

And his dad won't admit it, but.

[Willie Griswold]

No, man, cuz my every, every other guy in my family went Bald at like 22. I'm still holding on to this.

[Tom Griswold]

I know, but when you get to be 45, 50, you're. I, you will, you will be a bald guy.

[Willie Griswold]

I think I've got nothing to worry about.

[Tom Griswold]

It's these points right here. Just about.

[Willie Griswold]

Here's the thing. I heard that. It's the maternal father that matters. No, here's the thing. My, my, my mom's dad, your mom, he had a full head of hair, gorgeous when he died of a heart attack at 52. So I've got no genetics to worry about, dude. Genetically, I'm doing real well.

[Pat Godwin]

Medicine's got a lot better.

[Chick McGee]

I say your uncle, the tall one, I forget his name. Jim or John, I'm not sure, but he has a gorgeous head of hair.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, man, I think I'll be okay, but if I lose it, great. I want to get rid of it. I don't want to do the I don't like that look.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? That, that's, that's, that's hair talk.

[Pat Godwin]

What do you lose?

[Announcer]

Cocky talking there.

[Pat Godwin]

You lose your mind in the be.

[Chick McGee]

I'll tell you what, why don't you shave it right now?

[Willie Griswold]

It's. No, I'm not gonna shave it right now. I gotta hold on to it, man. I like this stuff. I did find a gray hair in my eyebrow. And I did cry. I shed one tear in the mirror.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a tough day.

[Willie Griswold]

I do see my mortality in front of my own Eyes every day.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. We're all gonna end up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you married?

[Willie Griswold]

I'm not married.

[Announcer]

Yeah, see, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Gotta get married before the hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Falls out.

[Pat Godwin]

Gotta get it now.

[Announcer]

Look at us.

[Pat Godwin]

Nail it down now. Look it up while you have the hair.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Hair.

[Tom Griswold]

But just barely, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, just from your head, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

There are differences. I can definitely tell I'm bald. The sun is hotter, Colder.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Rain is louder.

[Jess Hooker]

Do you wear a hat more?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In the summer. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You find you have to cover up your head when you're sleeping. You wear it. You wear a knit hat.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm not a nightcap man yet.

[Pat Godwin]

No, yet.

[Willie Griswold]

You got to get a nightcap. You got to get an old candle.

[Tom Griswold]

I was gonna say, if you buy a nightcap, does it just. Just come with a candelabra?

[Jess Hooker]

Did you get the flap in the back on those pajamas?

[Chick McGee]

Walk around hallways. Who goes there? Yeah. Suggested phrases. Who. Who goes there? The journal up yet?

[Tom Griswold]

Stuff like that.

[Pat Godwin]

I think you look better with thinning hair than with hair. It just seems to fit you.

[Tom Griswold]

My mirror disagrees.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, you're a handsome guy. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

You never hear about women going bald. Although I know they do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, That's a bad look.

[Chick McGee]

Would you ever get, like, an augmentation? You, too, Brian. Would you get.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I've been offered a few times, and no, it's not for me.

[Announcer]

Yeah, sure. Let me try today. Yeah. You mean like a toupee?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I guess. They're doing amazing technology.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You can't tell.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not interested.

[Chick McGee]

You know who's doing the best? Chinese.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

The Turkish people. That's. Comedians. Are going to Turkey for a cheap implant.

[Jess Hooker]

People are going to Turkey for a lot of things. You got to be careful with that.

[Tom Griswold]

Go to Turkey for Turkey. Do we know how their Turkey is?

[Pat Godwin]

They don't have turkey in Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

They don't?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I've been there.

[Chick McGee]

No Turkey also.

[Tom Griswold]

It's like Iceland. It's like. Iceland is actually quite green.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's true. And they. They have roast beef. Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Pat Godwin]

You can get roast beef with two sides in Turkey.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Brian Bates. Do you regret coming in? Where's Tom?

[Chick McGee]

You probably heard a lot about us.

[Willie Griswold]

He's getting surgery. They sent me in. I'm the best we got today.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in the news, Christy?

[Jess Hooker]

Coming up, we have a guy who spent 30 years hand digging a underground cave.

[Chick McGee]

Hand digging an underground cave?

[Jess Hooker]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

There are.

[Announcer]

Shawshank.

[Chick McGee]

There are implements available, aren't there, or. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A shovelshank at least a spoon, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

A bottle cap, something. No, it's.

[Jess Hooker]

It's more than what you think. Think it's quite the. Quite the labyrinth.

[Chick McGee]

All right, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

What about the end game? Was. We'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I get. I get freaked out when I get dirt under my nails. I don't like that. I don't like it at all because I've never really done a day's work.

[Tom Griswold]

So how the hell this happened?

[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Jess Hooker]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Chick McGee]

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Follow and listen on your favorite podcast platform.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold My man, Ace Cosby. Our guest, Brian Bates. Hello out there on the road.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Terrific comedian. Co host of the Nat Land podcast.

[Chick McGee]

Nature.

[Tom Griswold]

Also terrific. And you were a guest on our friend and, well, alleged comedian Greg Warren.

[Chick McGee]

Is he still doing comedy?

[Tom Griswold]

He's still giving speeches.

[Chick McGee]

Friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, the consumers. You were on the Chip Chips Ahoy episode.

[Announcer]

I was. You know, Greg said, hey, I'll fly you in and put you up for the night. And I'm like, great, I'll fun night in St. Louis. Maybe I'll go to Cardinals game. And then he flies me in. He's like, yeah, there's a flight, right. Headed right back out, and I'll take you right back to the airport.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Announcer]

Yeah, that's what I said.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

That's a friend.

[Tom Griswold]

Classic it, Greg.

[Chick McGee]

Classic Greg doesn't want anything to do with you other than make money off of me. Boy, oh, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Fly you in. Money. I'm shocked by that.

[Announcer]

I know Southwest. He said he had points.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. He goes, hey, next time you want to do it, I'll just fly in. I go, dude, no. It's way shorter for me to drive to you. I'm not. You're not flying me.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you've always gotten along with the airlines, though, too.

[Tom Griswold]

I prefer.

[Pat Godwin]

And you love.

[Tom Griswold]

You love flying. I prefer to drive, for sure.

[Pat Godwin]

Comfort, a little more control.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys want to talk about some history before we get back to Brian?

[Chick McGee]

Well, we certainly could if you do.

[Jess Hooker]

You have history.

[Chick McGee]

I do not have.

[Announcer]

Yeah, they kind of go hand in hand.

[Chick McGee]

Who has this?

[Jess Hooker]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

You've got history.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, I do.

[Pat Godwin]

I clear my history.

[Chick McGee]

You got to clear.

[Jess Hooker]

You clear it daily? Weekly. What do you do?

[Pat Godwin]

Three. Every three days.

[Jess Hooker]

Every three days.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. That seems.

[Pat Godwin]

Depends on my schedule Now.

[Tom Griswold]

How old's your son, Pat?

[Willie Griswold]

14.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you taught him. Him about clearing his.

[Pat Godwin]

He knows.

[Chick McGee]

I bet he does.

[Jess Hooker]

On this date in 1504.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Martin Luther. Oh, you can buzz in early. Okay, go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

This statue was unveiled in Florence.

[Announcer]

Statue of David.

[Jess Hooker]

Thank you. Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Statue of David.

[Jess Hooker]

Michelangelo. Statue of David. Brian's the winner.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you take that. He just gets jealous. Don't worry.

[Jess Hooker]

In 1565.

[Willie Griswold]

I know I'm pretty.

[Chick McGee]

Brian.

[Tom Griswold]

You see, I. I tried to tell you. Brian, don't. Do not take the.

[Announcer]

I'm leaving.

[Pat Godwin]

We got a flight.

[Announcer]

Tom's not here.

[Tom Griswold]

We got a flight ready for you. It's the Greg Ward special.

[Chick McGee]

Hit the bricks.

[Jess Hooker]

In 1565, this Florida city was founded.

[Chick McGee]

St. Augustine.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Uhhuh. I'm sick.

[Tom Griswold]

I did Anything?

[Chick McGee]

I'm leaving.

[Jess Hooker]

In 1664, I took a little trip. New Amsterdam surrenders to the English, becoming New York once again.

[Chick McGee]

New York City.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

New Amsterdam.

[Jess Hooker]

There's one for you, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

In 1952, this novel was published by Ernest Hemingway.

[Tom Griswold]

1952?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The Old man and the Sea.

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. One of his later work, A Farewell to the Old man in the Sea, is that.

[Jess Hooker]

Here's another one for you. In 1960, Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. The Birds. Released. Correct.

[Tom Griswold]

Based on the novel by Robert Block.

[Pat Godwin]

You know, when I was 52 myself.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

And I had a child, I wrote a book.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you did?

[Pat Godwin]

It was called the Old man in the C section.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you think?

[Pat Godwin]

I like that man. What are your thoughts?

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I'm gonna allow that.

[Jess Hooker]

1966, this show premiered on NBC.

[Chick McGee]

My mother, the car.

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

1966 on NBC. How long did it run?

[Chick McGee]

The girl.

[Jess Hooker]

They're still there.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's still running.

[Jess Hooker]

Variations of this running. Star Trek.

[Tom Griswold]

Star Trek.

[Pat Godwin]

I was gonna go with the news.

[Jess Hooker]

On this date in 1974, this famous stunt man tried to jump the Snake River Canyon in Idaho.

[Chick McGee]

They're calling him a stunt man.

[Jess Hooker]

I did evil. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What would you call him? A daredevil.

[Chick McGee]

Daredevil, Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

I call him a troublemaker. You know, that's not safe. How about we all be more safe, mister?

[Announcer]

Do you know what happened with that?

[Tom Griswold]

What exactly did happen?

[Announcer]

He jumped it, and it was almost all the way over. Then his parachute opened and it slowly started bringing him back. He came back, like, 10ft from where he took off from her.

[Jess Hooker]

Famous birthdays. On this date in 1154, King Richard the Lionheart was born.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Was he your third? Was he Richard iii?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think so.

[Jess Hooker]

I have no idea. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You mean Richard Deterred?

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, born on this date in 1925. You guys were just talking about him in the green room.

[Pat Godwin]

Who?

[Jess Hooker]

Peter Sellers.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Peter Sellers. Yes. It's all coming back to me.

[Jess Hooker]

They were doing the Pink Panther bits in the green room earlier today. On this date in 1932, Patsy Klein was born.

[Chick McGee]

Amazing voice. Amazing.

[Jess Hooker]

I agree. Another woman with an amazing voice was born on the state in 1979. Pink.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Alicia Moore.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Willie Griswold]

Man, you are a smart guy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a Pink fan. I'm an unapologetic, apologetic pink fan.

[Willie Griswold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

He's good.

[Chick McGee]

You love that pink, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

I love it.

[Pat Godwin]

Pink's your favorite color, am I right?

[Chick McGee]

Like the sheets that you lay on.

[Tom Griswold]

Ms. Temper.

[Chick McGee]

Aerosmith or my favorite.

[Pat Godwin]

I can't decide.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I can't decide either.

[Chick McGee]

Even though it's when they can't sing, I. I like paint. I like.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean that Aerosmith song?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Friend of the show. David Arquette was born on this date in 1971 and married Courtney.

[Announcer]

Lives in Nashville now.

[Jess Hooker]

Oh, does he?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cool. You ever see him walking around?

[Announcer]

I do, actually. Yeah, Right into. At the airport.

[Tom Griswold]

Ever go, hey, David Arquette?

[Announcer]

I did, actually.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, where's Courtney? Where's Courtney?

[Announcer]

That's what I said. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So nice. And not when the David Arquette you get on screen is vastly different than the David Arquette in Per.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, he was wonderful. Yeah, wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

There's. They're a Hollywood family, right? They sure are, sister.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Remember Charlie Weaver? That was Cliff Arquette.

[Tom Griswold]

Rosanna. Oh, Charlie Weaver was.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There are cats. Look it up.

[Jess Hooker]

I didn't know that.

[Chick McGee]

I'll wait.

[Jess Hooker]

Wiz Khalifa, born on this date in 1987. And I'm gonna pull a Tom. These other two people I've never heard of in my life. Avici.

[Willie Griswold]

Avicii, the dj Avicli.

[Jess Hooker]

Avicii, yeah.

[Announcer]

He's a dj.

[Willie Griswold]

I don't know much about him, but.

[Jess Hooker]

Avicli Matarazzi, that is the kid from Stranger Things.

[Willie Griswold]

Very good with the big hair. He's a fun guy. Good actor.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Born on this date in 2002. So Avicii was born in 1989.

[Tom Griswold]

Avicii.

[Jess Hooker]

Wow. All right. There you go. That's your history for today.

[Chick McGee]

You should be smarter, man.

[Willie Griswold]

You guys are also smart. I'm so impressed by you guys. Josh, you know Pink's real name?

[Chick McGee]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's creepy, isn't it?

[Pat Godwin]

I think I know.

[Willie Griswold]

It's impressive.

[Chick McGee]

It's cool.

[Willie Griswold]

You're cleaning up a trivia, man.

[Chick McGee]

You ever call the hotel She's. I'd like to speak. Yeah, more, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Alicia. Then you know who I'm talking about.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of that Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga set the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Grande won Video of the Year and Best pop.

[Chick McGee]

What did Latte or Venti do?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they're part of that group. Super.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

They broke up Gaga.

[Jess Hooker]

The night's top nominee. An artist of the year.

[Tom Griswold]

We can't. I.

[Chick McGee]

What? Who was it?

[Tom Griswold]

Don't make me get all Tom on you.

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

We couldn't hear a word you were saying.

[Jess Hooker]

I was doing my job. You guys were.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. When the men start speaking, you stop.

[Pat Godwin]

You know the rules.

[Chick McGee]

Or better yet, go. Brian.

[Willie Griswold]

If you want, we can scrub you from this episode.

[Chick McGee]

What kind of show is this? Us up some breakfast.

[Announcer]

Reputation.

[Chick McGee]

And be sure to take your shoes off if you're going in the kitchen.

[Jess Hooker]

Mariah Carey received Video Vanguard Award. The late Ozzy Osbourne was honored with a tribute performance. The event was hosted by LL Cool J. I'm sure you guys all stayed up for the MTV video.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies love Cool James. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they do.

[Jess Hooker]

We have more news coming your way. What?

[Chick McGee]

Nothing. I think that's a fine goal. More news.

[Jess Hooker]

We do. We have coming up. We have a guy who went all out to find his wife's lost wedding rings. We never got to vampire energy. We've been teasing this story for two weeks.

[Tom Griswold]

Vampire energy.

[Chick McGee]

I think it's Josh. I think he has a vampire energy energy. Vampire.

[Pat Godwin]

He's our expert.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Jess Hooker]

We have a cereal butt sniffer.

[Pat Godwin]

Cereal butts for. Why you looking at me? Tom's not here. I'm not singing about.

[Tom Griswold]

A cereal.

[Chick McGee]

But you know what, my dad just.

[Willie Griswold]

Text me said Pat absolutely has to sing about it. So I don't know we're gonna do.

[Chick McGee]

Now There it is.

[Jess Hooker]

And we still have to get to our guy from the UK who dug a labyrinth underneath his home. Thirty years he spent digging. Well, he must really hate his wife.

[Pat Godwin]

What's in the basement?

[Chick McGee]

I can either sit here, listen to you and how much you hate everybody you work with, or I can go dig in the hole. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Howdy, Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Comedian in the house, Brian Bates. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

We like him.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian, co host of the Nateland Podcast. Great to have you.

[Announcer]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

We know that you're married and you have a three year old. Do you have any pets?

[Announcer]

I do have a pet, actually.

[Chick McGee]

We have a.

[Announcer]

A little seven pound Malti Poo.

[Chick McGee]

Very small dog.

[Announcer]

And we had her before we had our. She was kind of like our first child.

[Chick McGee]

But.

[Announcer]

But since we've had a child, she's lately started showing some behavior issues.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah, the Point where our vet.

[Announcer]

Said we should take her to see a behavior specialist. And he said he recommended this woman in Knoxville, which is about three hours from where we live in Nashville. He said this woman's like a dog whisperer. She's the best there is. If anybody could help her with her.

[Tom Griswold]

Issues, it'd be her.

[Announcer]

So we go to Knoxville. A woman, wife takes a day off work. Me and her and Hazel, our dog. And so one of her issues is she started. Whenever we sit down on the couch at night, after we put our daughter to bed, and she'll fall asleep on the couch, my wife likes to pick her up and kind of cuddle her and hold her like a baby, which lately she started growling, showing her teeth, growling when my wife tries to pick her up. And behavior specialist said the reason she growls when my wife tries to pick her up. I did think this was interesting. Interesting. She doesn't want to be picked up and.

[Tom Griswold]

Three hours to a specialist.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

And she said, what you do in this case is don't pick her up.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Problem solved.

[Announcer]

And then she charges a lot of money. We drove home.

[Chick McGee]

That problem in the butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get the dog together as a couple, or did one of you bring it into the relationship?

[Announcer]

No, we got it as a couple.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And poodles will pretty much have sex with any of the dogs, right?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Bernie.

[Tom Griswold]

They're not picky.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Jess Hooker]

Sheep dogs, they don't care.

[Chick McGee]

Poodle is ever hard. He's ready. Let's do this.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess. I don't know if sexist is the right word, but every time I see a poodle, I go, oh, look at that female in my mind, because a cartoon, cartoons. Yeah, yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

And the way they're groomed, too kind of fancy, boy.

[Jess Hooker]

Like that. Would you put a. I would.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure poodles are great dogs. I'd never get one because of how they look.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, a standard poodle, if you don't cut them like that, don't look.

[Chick McGee]

So.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't like. I don't like the dogs that you like. We like. I. I like short hair. Short hair. Short hair, short hair.

[Chick McGee]

So you see their. Their butts right when they walk away?

[Jess Hooker]

Like a lab.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like lab. I like. Yeah, yeah. Golden retriever is like the longest hair I want on a dog. I don't like your afghans.

[Chick McGee]

On these. On these dog competitions. Best in show. That's the kind of. Is there a standard haircut that poodles have to have?

[Jess Hooker]

I mean. No, that's a good question.

[Chick McGee]

Like a ball.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They look like they're topiary.

[Chick McGee]

A ball on the end of their tail.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to see any gray. Yeah. I don't want to see the skin. And I know I'm a bald man and so. So this is hypocritical.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, Fair enough.

[Chick McGee]

That's interesting that you like short haired dogs, but you don't want to see any skin.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you a badass dog fan? Like a Rottweiler?

[Tom Griswold]

Rottweilers are my favorite dog.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, those are my fave. I'll get one when I have.

[Chick McGee]

I've been bitten by one dog in my life. Rottweiler.

[Pat Godwin]

German shepherd for me.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, they're troublemakers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you know what they are? They're agitators, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm with you, Pat. German shepherd for me as well.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I got uncles.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Jess Hooker]

They're very protective of your aunt and uncle. That's probably.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I mean they had to like, what.

[Pat Godwin]

Were you trying to do? The aunt and uncle steal their money.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I tried to fight them. The dog didn't care for that. I didn't know you were going.

[Chick McGee]

I have too much respect for my father, but I'll kick your ass home. How about that?

[Announcer]

What happened? What happened to you when you. You got bit?

[Pat Godwin]

I was working at a club in Allentown and a dog came up on stage.

[Announcer]

Classic Allentown.

[Pat Godwin]

They told me to come in for sound check and I came in and there was a German shepherd from across the. The whole stage area.

[Chick McGee]

How much time did he.

[Pat Godwin]

That came after me and. And jumped. And then finally the manager yelled some German commands, but not before he grabbed my. Part of my jeans and a little bit of my skin and ripped it right down. Oh, German shepherd taking German command. Just came at me because I came into the door. The door was early for the sound check. Manager wasn't in there.

[Tom Griswold]

It was terrifying.

[Jess Hooker]

He was protecting.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

He actually did a leap and got my gene and ripped it and took a piece of my leg.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they otherwise sweet dogs?

[Jess Hooker]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I always heard Sweden.

[Chick McGee]

Very, very, very smart.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, good.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, I know everyone that needs a home. Would you like to.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not ready for a dog. I want, I want. I need land.

[Chick McGee]

How old are they? How old is a German shepherd?

[Jess Hooker]

I think she's four.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's jewel.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay. A New Zealand snail may never be able to mate.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Jess Hooker]

Due to the shape of his shell.

[Chick McGee]

What's wrong with the Snail.

[Jess Hooker]

The common gardener? No, the common garden snail named Ned.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, they like beer, don't they?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they do. But they hate it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they love it so much.

[Chick McGee]

They love it so much that they don't. They know they're gonna die. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Ned has a shell that coils to the left, not to the right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the gay side.

[Pat Godwin]

A gay, drunken snail.

[Chick McGee]

So sad.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you do with a gay drunk?

[Chick McGee]

Are you a fan of Marcel?

[Tom Griswold]

And Marcel?

[Jess Hooker]

I love Marcel.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, too.

[Chick McGee]

What is it, one shoe, snail or Marcel?

[Tom Griswold]

Michelle with shoes on.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Marcel.

[Chick McGee]

I have not seen it.

[Jess Hooker]

Nat is one of four. One in. He is one in. One in 40,000 whose sex organs don't line up with those of the rest of their species.

[Tom Griswold]

Weird.

[Jess Hooker]

Unfortunately, unless another lefty snail is found, the young gastropod faces a lifetime of unintentional celibacy.

[Pat Godwin]

They're dating after that?

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Announcer]

You try to get the word out.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, they are trying to get the word out. Thank you for asking me, Brian. Lots of enthusiasm, but still, no lefty is forthcoming yet, you know?

[Tom Griswold]

And when they do find that lefty, though, they put that snail on a turtle and rush it right out.

[Willie Griswold]

Man. A snail riding a turtle. That's a good image.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever heard the old joke.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, I haven't. I'm just having fun with that.

[Jess Hooker]

Never heard that.

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Willie Griswold]

Honestly, I just thought that was a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll do the punchline all together.

[Chick McGee]

Here's that joke down.

[Tom Griswold]

What does the snail say? Riding on the back of a turtle?

[Willie Griswold]

What does a snail say? Come on, you guys. Now I like it even more.

[Chick McGee]

Look at that.

[Willie Griswold]

I felt like a dummy. But we all had fun together.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't believe how fast they're going.

[Chick McGee]

Hot dog.

[Willie Griswold]

And in my head, he's got, like, little, like. Like the Snoopy sort of, like, air pilot thing.

[Chick McGee]

Air.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you a big apologist for a movie about racing snails?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I love Turbo.

[Willie Griswold]

You guys know Turbo?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't. I don't know Turbo.

[Willie Griswold]

Ryan Reynolds voices a snail.

[Chick McGee]

I know Turbo comes on. I turn it off. I know.

[Willie Griswold]

You got to check it out. It's him and Giamatti. It is a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll have to watch. I love it.

[Willie Griswold]

It's my favorite sports movie. Because he races.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

I watch it every year.

[Pat Godwin]

Animated movie.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Willie Griswold]

I'm leaning. I'm having a little bit of fun.

[Chick McGee]

But I just watch it before the.

[Willie Griswold]

Race every year because it's one of the movies about the Indy 500 okay, but yeah, it's dumb and it's silly, but it's a good time.

[Tom Griswold]

That sounds fun. Snails racing in the Indy 500.

[Chick McGee]

It's.

[Willie Griswold]

You know what? How would you think it would happen? But boy, does he get on that guy. Gong non to.

[Chick McGee]

So if somebody comes around here and says, what's your favorite sports movie? You're not going to say Hoosiers or anything like that. You're going to go turbo.

[Willie Griswold]

It's turbo all day long. What are we talking about?

[Tom Griswold]

Really? Turbo?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah. You guys, don't make fun of me if you haven't watched it yet.

[Jess Hooker]

We haven't seen it.

[Willie Griswold]

Snoop Dogg's in it. That's a whole other issue. I mean it's a good time, you guys.

[Announcer]

It's animated.

[Willie Griswold]

It's animated.

[Announcer]

So none of them are really in it then.

[Willie Griswold]

I mean, you know, I guess you are right.

[Pat Godwin]

Alone and just did a bunch of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Based on a true story.

[Willie Griswold]

It's not based on a true story. But yeah, it's a good time. And the cast is great. It's got Bill Hader, it's got Snoop Doggs in it.

[Tom Griswold]

So we know there's not going to be a lesbian kiss. He got into a little tribble last week.

[Chick McGee]

Snoop.

[Willie Griswold]

Actually, weirdly enough, the movie about the turtle. 9500 there is a lesbian kiss. Could you imagine that?

[Tom Griswold]

It's mostly lesbian kisses.

[Pat Godwin]

No wonder you like Young son.

[Jess Hooker]

Entertainment has changed a lot. I bet. Since you have a three year old now. What do three year olds watch?

[Announcer]

Yeah, we. It's funny because we let her watch YouTube videos but we don't pay not to have the ads. We're cheap parents. So she'll be watching a video and every few minutes an ad will come on and we wait like 5 seconds to hit skip at. And I watch her expression. It like it never changed. She doesn't even realize it's an ad. She's just like, Well, I guess Ms. Rachel has financial debt and this is her time to tell us about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of cartoons, did you guys see they announced Owen Wilson and Larry the Cable Guy are coming back for Cars four?

[Jess Hooker]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know anybody was clamoring for that.

[Pat Godwin]

I didn't know there was a three.

[Tom Griswold]

But you're happy to hear that Larry's going to be.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Doing. Have you ever met Larry the Cable Guy?

[Announcer]

In a way, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this a story we, we, we should come back with because we want to hear all of it.

[Announcer]

How much time do we have?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably not enough.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Or less than you Think.

[Tom Griswold]

But when we come back, you'll tell us you're Larry the Cable Guy.

[Jess Hooker]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Did anybody watch Owen Wilson and Stitch?

[Pat Godwin]

I did. You mean sticks.

[Jess Hooker]

Sticks. That's what I meant.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I watched.

[Pat Godwin]

I like that. It's very likable.

[Jess Hooker]

Mark Marin is in it.

[Pat Godwin]

He did Good. I liked him in it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Apparently we've already gone to break or a podcast.

[Chick McGee]

You know what time it is? It's time to time to fire up the grill. And if Josh will stop stepping on his wiener, he'll tell us about.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not stepping on my wiener. I'm stepping on. Well, I would never step on these jumbo franks steaks.

[Chick McGee]

Jumbo Frank.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It's tailgating season. Grilling outside in the fall. Is there anything better? My gosh, I love the great weather. The smell of juicy Omaha steaks filling the air. It's perfect. I think I can smell them now. Heck you. That old gag, huh?

[Chick McGee]

Anyway, that sweet, sweet burger, Omaha Steaks.

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Omaha Steaks offers unrivaled quality and variety, and every bite is backed by their 100% guaranteed. Plus they carry pork, seafood and delicious desserts. Those caramel apple tartlets are so wonderful, I could barely even say it. Get fired up for fall grilling with oh, Omaha steaks. Visit Omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide during their red hot sale event. And for an extra $35 off, use our promo code BTS at checkout. That's 50% off at Omaha Steaks.com and an extra $35 off with promo code BTS at checkout. See the site for details. Omaha Steaks.com we'll be right back.

[Chick McGee]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bobbitt and Tom Show. Yeah. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey. Possibly a song.

[Pat Godwin]

Whatever you want.

[Chick McGee]

All right, we're coming back to you with a song in seconds.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm ready to go.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey. Will he come up with a song for Pat? And our guest, Brian Bates.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Stand up comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, and he's promised to tell us a story about Larry the Cable Guy, which we'll get to after Pats. Oh, yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

What's your song about?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, Jeffrey Epstein, of course.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Jeffrey Epstein.

[Chick McGee]

There's always ripe for comedy.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, go ahead and go. Hear me out first. There's a list. List of people that were on the plane and went to the island. But the list has expanded, has become.

[Chick McGee]

Who knows who's on who knows?

[Pat Godwin]

When's it coming out? It's gotten crazy. Here's a little song called the Epstein List. Here we go. Who's on the Epstein list? The country's mad wives are pissed all you know it's just politics but it seems everybody Everybody's on the Epstein list oh, Prince Andrew well, it's obvious but everybody's on the Epstein list Nelson Mandela, the peace activist Someone said he's on the Epstein list Desmond Tutu and Pope Francis Mr. Rogers what are the chances? Oh, the Dalai Lamas publicist Seems everybody's on the Epstein list the guy from Dunkin Donuts who gets up early oh, Larry, Moe and the first Curly the unknown comic the Maharishi the guy who sold me my Mitsubishi the guitar tech from Genesis Seems everybody's on the Epstein List Epstein List People are pissed. Who's really on it? Who'd they miss? Left side, right side, down the middle the guy from the band Kill Kansas who plays the fiddle Even my girlfriend's really pissed Apparently I'm on the FC list Seems everybody's on the FC list Will they ever publish it? You know, Harvey Weinstein was on that island where they behaved like it was Thailand. At least they got cuffs on Harvey's wrist. But everybody's on the Epstein list.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. What if two days from now we find out Godwin died mysteriously and he was right? About what? He got too close.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Desmond Tutu had him whacked. Oh, yeah. Time now for a story from Brian about a celebrity. Is that that right? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You Just mentioned that you kind of met Larry the Cable guy.

[Announcer]

All right, so our friend Reno Collier does an annual charity golf tournament every year called a Soldier Child. Very great organization. He asked me to come play as a celebrity in the golf tournament, which I'm not a celebrity or a golfer, so 0 for 2 there. But he convinced me to do it. And you can only imagine how disappointed my group was when they found out I was a celebrity in their group. To make matters worse, who's the. The copy the celebrity in front of me in our group? Larry the Cable Guy. Now, I've never met Larry the Cable Guy. Always wanted to meet him. I go over, introduce myself. Could not have been nicer. So nice. Act like we were old friends. As I tend to do when I meet celebrities, I pretty quickly name drop Nate Bargazzi, who I do a podcast with. So I was about to say, nate says you're a great golfer. Before I could even say that, he says, I'd love to meet Nate sometime. And I'm like, oh, you've never met him. And I'm like, he's like, no. And I'm like, oh, well, we should make that happen.

[Chick McGee]

Happened.

[Announcer]

And I said, let me give you Nate's phone number. And he said, okay. And I said, in fact, you should come on our podcast. And he's like, I'd love that. So I'm thinking, this is great. We got Larry the Cable guy coming to our podcast. Nate's going to be so excited. And we keep talking, and based on some of the things he said, I was like, you know what? This may not be Larry the Cable Guy. I'm not sure who this. I think it's just a fan.

[Jess Hooker]

Who.

[Announcer]

I've never given Nate's phone number, his home address, because that's where we were doing the podcast at the time. But I'm not sure. So I'm still trying to get clues and asking him things. So I finally go back to my cart, I call Nate, and I was like, hey, are you friends with Larry the cable guy? And he's like, oh, yeah, good friends. I was like, oh, boy. And I told him what happened. He's like, you couldn't recognize one of the most recognizable faces in stand up comedy. So the rest of the day I just avoid the guy because I'm like, I can't get near him. I might give him a Social Security number if I keep going. So I just avoid him. I'm not sure still who it is. And I got home that night, and I texted Reno and I Said, hey, who was the celebrity in the group in front of us? And he said it was Cletus T. Judd, another very funny comedian.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, right.

[Announcer]

Who acted like we're old friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Because we are. We've worked together plenty of times over years. So the point is Cleese T. Judds, as nice as he can be. And he's probably going to come on our podcast.

[Pat Godwin]

He's going to be on. I think he has got the address.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

It's been the night Nates and apparently I'm so racist I can't tell the difference between two white guys.

[Chick McGee]

So all the white guys look alike.

[Announcer]

They do to me.

[Jess Hooker]

There he is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

You know what?

[Willie Griswold]

I see the confusion, man.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't totally see the confusion.

[Chick McGee]

I.

[Announcer]

And we're on a golf course, you know, had sunglasses on.

[Chick McGee]

And I totally see the problem. Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, especially with Reno being so close to Larry. You would assume he'd be there or maybe he even was there. Larry.

[Announcer]

He wasn't there. Yes. I already had my head. Wonder if Larry the kibble guy will be here because Rico's here. He was not. So I. No, I have not met Larry the kibble guy.

[Chick McGee]

Actually. Short answer is no.

[Announcer]

Yeah, I could have just said that.

[Jess Hooker]

I have a letter for Willie.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, what do we got?

[Jess Hooker]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I saw the Willie G and Gramsy show in Fort Wayne Saturday. I really enjoyed the story about Gram's collection.

[Chick McGee]

Yep, thanks.

[Jess Hooker]

This is from Brian in Ohio.

[Willie Griswold]

Well, thanks for coming out, Brian. My grandma grew up on a farm and she calls roosters cox and gets us into a lot of trouble. She stood up during the show and kind of took up about 20 minutes of stage time.

[Tom Griswold]

20 minutes.

[Willie Griswold]

It was a lot, man. It was good.

[Announcer]

She was a feature act.

[Willie Griswold]

You can't take her anywhere, dude.

[Pat Godwin]

The show know.

[Willie Griswold]

But it was fun. It was actually very fun. But yeah, man, she's 92. She will not shut up, dude. We don't know what to do about her.

[Chick McGee]

She just.

[Willie Griswold]

We can't take her anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

She's a sweetie, though.

[Tom Griswold]

She is.

[Jess Hooker]

She is a sweetie.

[Chick McGee]

It's a dangerous combination. 92. And I just don't care. Here she comes.

[Willie Griswold]

Thanks for coming out, man. Appreciate you.

[Jess Hooker]

A self confessed eccentric in the UK has spent 30 years.

[Chick McGee]

I'm quite the eccentric hand.

[Jess Hooker]

Digging a labyrinth of underground caves 20ft beneath his home.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute, 30 years.

[Jess Hooker]

Frances Proctor's Southport home may look ordinary to passersby, of course, but below ground, visitors can explore a subterranean world of tunnels, caverns and quirky surprises. The 76 year old retired photographer said, quote, when we bought the house more than 50 years ago, I wanted to have an underground room I could travel down to from the garden.

[Announcer]

He's on the Epstein list.

[Chick McGee]

And the only way to access it is through a trap door. At the elementary school.

[Jess Hooker]

Vision sparked three decades of work that produced an extraordinary result. Neighbors describe it as a hidden wonder. While city officials have raised concerns, of course, about.

[Chick McGee]

Cave in.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Cave in. What about a cave in?

[Jess Hooker]

Right. Would you go. Would you check this out?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. I've seen Barbarian. I'm not going down any kind of underground labyrinth.

[Chick McGee]

You couldn't be a Sperlunker there.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, I'm not going into some weirdo's underground maze.

[Chick McGee]

What about a cave in Kentucky?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You would do that?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I couldn't.

[Tom Griswold]

I've gone spelunking before.

[Jess Hooker]

You have. Like all along on your belly and.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we had. It was real muddy and we had to go through tunnels that were barely the size of us.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Jess Hooker]

God, no. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Cave crickets everywhere. I didn't know those were even a thing.

[Willie Griswold]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You look. Oh, yeah. Look at all those cave crickets. And you. The. Look at up there. Be 75.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a fun afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we loved it.

[Chick McGee]

So then you had to shimmy through an opening in the earth that you could only fit through.

[Tom Griswold]

What are we getting at here?

[Chick McGee]

Unbelievable.

[Jess Hooker]

There's no way I could do that.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Jess Hooker]

The Conjuring Last rights creeped its way toward a box office win for horror.

[Chick McGee]

Again with the Conjure.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah, man. They raked in $83 million domestically.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the. The files of Ed and Lorraine Newman are.

[Chick McGee]

Are. Which one is this? Five, six? How many?

[Jess Hooker]

This is four last, right? So that's the last one.

[Announcer]

Yeah, sure.

[Chick McGee]

Or what's his Face. And the other what?

[Tom Griswold]

Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga, or however you say it. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Paracheese.

[Jess Hooker]

The genre has now generated over $1 billion in earnings for this year's domestic.

[Tom Griswold]

Now that includes your Annabelle's and your.

[Jess Hooker]

With the help of other Warner Brother hits like Entire Universe, Final Destination Universe.

[Chick McGee]

Coming out of the Conjuring. Yes, the Nuns from the Cod.

[Tom Griswold]

You got the three Annabelle films. You've got the two nun movies and the one Curse of La ll.

[Chick McGee]

I can't get over Annabelle. And the poster. That's the doll is like you and.

[Tom Griswold]

I went and saw one.

[Chick McGee]

Why would you make a doll look like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. You remember you. And I remember you turned to Me during one of the Annabelle movies. And you go, well, if you make a. You make that doll, of course it's haunted.

[Jess Hooker]

You can buy that doll. Right? Like you can buy replica. Yeah. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, the real Annabelle looks like a Raggedy Ann doll. Oh, it's. Well, it is a Raggedy Ann doll.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they have it encased and somebody stole it recently? Is that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, somebody was touring with it, and that person passed away, and they were.

[Jess Hooker]

Saying it was the curse of the Annabelle doll.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I believe Matt Rife owns it because he purchased. Yeah. Like, the whole old Ed and Lorraine's house or something.

[Pat Godwin]

And he asked us where. Where it's from. You know, where are you from?

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Pat Godwin]

He does a little crowd work with the dog.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's why bought a haunted house so that he could practice groundwork.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, where he goes from. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that guy.

[Jess Hooker]

So is the conjuring based on a true story?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, many. Yeah, they're all based on true stories.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Huh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Jess Hooker]

I'm not familiar.

[Tom Griswold]

They take liberties. Now, don't get me wrong.

[Chick McGee]

The haunting of a dog, all. It's a true story.

[Tom Griswold]

The Annabelle. Annabelle is a true story. Yes. Now, whether or not you believe it, but it is an actual.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

I know you don't believe in much.

[Pat Godwin]

No, I don't believe in you.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Announcer]

I don't want to brag, but I did just make my movie acting debut recently.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Announcer]

I play Trash collector number two in Nate Bargetz upcoming movie the Breadwinner.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice. Yeah. Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Warren's not in it, is he?

[Announcer]

No. Greg cannot be a. No.

[Tom Griswold]

No. He couldn't collect trash.

[Announcer]

No. Maybe Trash Collector 7 or something. He didn't have the acting chop to play trash collector 2.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have lines?

[Announcer]

I had one line.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you get your SAG AFTRA card?

[Announcer]

I haven't yet, but then they did let it. They told us to riff some afterwards, so maybe there'll be more than one line.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, that means writer's credit. You bet you. I want you to go to Nate and just insist you get a writer.

[Pat Godwin]

Do you remember your line from the movie?

[Announcer]

I think so. Because my collector podcast co host, Aaron Weber, was Trash Collector number one. He's a little bit better agent than I do. And it's the very beginning of the movie. Nate is running down the street with his trash where the trash collectors, he forgets his trash day. He catches up to us, and he's like, did you not see us? And Aaron says, no. We saw you. And he's. And then they says, why didn't you stop? And I said, well, this is recycling. Trash was yesterday. It's a little bit funnier than the way I just described.

[Chick McGee]

Holy.

[Announcer]

I can tell you're on the edge of your seats.

[Jess Hooker]

As I told it.

[Chick McGee]

When did the funeral break out?

[Announcer]

As I was telling, I'm like, this is a huge mistake.

[Pat Godwin]

We've all been there.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll wait for streaming.

[Announcer]

I just roll at Nate's movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Larry the Cable Guy in it?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe. To see John?

[Announcer]

Yeah, yeah, they're both in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there a release date yet?

[Announcer]

March 13th for the Breadwinner.

[Tom Griswold]

In theaters?

[Announcer]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Awesome.

[Chick McGee]

Of 20.

[Announcer]

And I think it's up against another one of the conjuring films. Yes. I mean, why am I drawing a blanket?

[Chick McGee]

The.

[Announcer]

Not Amityville Horror. What's the other? The classic.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Exorcist or Omen or the Exorcist. Exorcist. Okay.

[Announcer]

There's another Exorcist movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

How many of those are there?

[Tom Griswold]

Been a lot. Yeah. Three, four, five.

[Jess Hooker]

I mean, five exorcisms happen every day.

[Pat Godwin]

Exorcist, sex.

[Chick McGee]

Exorcisms happen.

[Tom Griswold]

Two of those are the same movie. It's a weird thing, huh? There was. There was a director who made Exorcist 4. The studio didn't like it. They brought in another director to recon of, make that. And both were released. So Exorcist 4 is in two versions out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Did you have one you preferred over the other?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, same. Prefer version. Yeah, yeah. Stellan Skarsgard.

[Pat Godwin]

Of course. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's good.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Norwegian.

[Chick McGee]

Is that the one from Northman? I get the scars guards mix up. I forget. Stalin.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. The boy and the Stalin.

[Chick McGee]

The. Maybe that's the. The father.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is.

[Chick McGee]

Now that you're talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it is. Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

Speaking of movies, a lightsaber wielded by Darth Vader sold for a record breaking $3.7 million. Prop store auctioneer said it's the only hero lightsaber from Star Wars. The Emperor. The Emperor. Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars Return of the Jedi.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Jess Hooker]

With verifiable screen use ever to be offered at public auction.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

And now holds the title of the highest priced item from the franchise ever sold at auction. Other items.

[Announcer]

I'm sorry, is it just the, like.

[Tom Griswold]

It must be just the handle. Yeah.

[Announcer]

Does this thing work? Yeah, it does. I had no idea.

[Jess Hooker]

Indiana Jones's bullwhip and belt from the Last Crusade went for 485,000. Shark tooth clapboard from Jaws. 95,000. And a close up Neuralyzer prop from Men in Black. 315,000. So.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, money. That's what they went for.

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Jess Hooker]

Right.

[Announcer]

Who had this auction?

[Jess Hooker]

Prop store. Auctioneers is what it's called.

[Tom Griswold]

If there's a movie prop out there, what would you like to own, Dorothy?

[Chick McGee]

Oh. Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen them?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They're horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Announcer]

They're sodium.

[Chick McGee]

They smell like ludes.

[Tom Griswold]

They just look at old slippers with sequins on them. They're not pretty.

[Announcer]

Probably the trash can from.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The breadwinner. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Announcer]

Trash Collector Number two.

[Chick McGee]

Number two. He. He carried the whole movie as far as. I. I think so.

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know. Do you have a prop you would like to have?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, maybe. I mean, there are plenty out there.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, you. Because horror movies have so many problems.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Give me a.

[Chick McGee]

How about the carpet that they wrapped Billy Bats up in? And for the good fellas. Yeah. That's got to be nice.

[Announcer]

I think you could actually get that five bucks.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe the mink coat that guy's wife wears.

[Announcer]

Take it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Take it off.

[Willie Griswold]

Take it off.

[Pat Godwin]

Take it off.

[Chick McGee]

What? What? What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

[Jess Hooker]

We have more news coming up, including a girl who ate only chicken nuggets. A nun who catches a credit card thief.

[Tom Griswold]

What sauce you go with all of them?

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You have to, right? You never can go wrong with Rant Ranch Ranch for your chicken. Yeah. I'm Midwest guy down, but I like the sweet and sour.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I think the answer is sweet and sour.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And then we. The occasional fry make its way into the sweet sour. Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. You have to.

[Willie Griswold]

You ever just take a little. Take a bite of like, half and half nugget and then put a fry that's kind of riding on it, and then you dip them both in there.

[Chick McGee]

That.

[Willie Griswold]

That's a fun time. That's a real fun time.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's doing science.

[Chick McGee]

Changing the whole thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, do you eat nuggets?

[Jess Hooker]

I have not had a chicken McNugget in quite a while.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll get you some, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

I do like who has the best nuggets out there.

[Jess Hooker]

Chick fil a. Chick fil a. I'm a chick fil a nugget girl.

[Chick McGee]

You know, nuggets and the chicken strips are two different. Different tastes.

[Jess Hooker]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Go ahead, do your own taste. Oh, you gotta try the chicken strips.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Chick fil A.

[Jess Hooker]

All right.

[Announcer]

You Got a Chick Fil a lot?

[Jess Hooker]

Not a lot, but I do like them.

[Announcer]

I love Chick Fil A. But I think the drive thru service is getting a little too good. Yeah, like they meet you so far out there now, I don't realize it's them. I thought it was a homeless guy with an iPad. I'm like, no, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

All right, what can I put you down for?

[Willie Griswold]

That homeless guy guy was really polite.

[Jess Hooker]

If you don't know the menu, you're screwed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

They're like, what can we get you? I'm like, I'd like to get off the interstate first.

[Chick McGee]

Who gets in line at the drive thru and doesn't know what they're going to get you? You wait till you get up to the menu board. Well, see, that's why you're not fat. You got it all planned out, man. You waited all professional. You're damn right.

[Jess Hooker]

They do have good iced tea too, man. All right.

[Chick McGee]

Those shakes they got, they have a.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine product and a fine customer service. Yeah, probably the finest customer.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Granddad had the shakes of the liver.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, you've been hearing about Silac Annuities for a while now here on the Bob and Tom Show. So how about we do the McGee three? Okay, this is where we get three questions. Questions from the SILEC Frequently Asked Questions Department.

[Chick McGee]

I can answer. I can answer. Go ahead.

[Jess Hooker]

All right, you ready?

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Jess Hooker]

All right. Dear Chick, I want to browse and read all about the Silac Annuity choices. What is the address for the website?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. No, that's not right. It's silacins.com. that's s I l a c I n s dot com.

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, you did well on that one.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you.

[Jess Hooker]

You know, I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silac annuity. Yes, but I need more information. What's the phone number for that?

[Chick McGee]

Just dial pound 250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. Pound 250. Then just say bonus 20.

[Jess Hooker]

Last question. Dear Mr. McGee, would it be too much to ask if you could also read the SILEC disclaimer?

[Chick McGee]

It would be. Can you go ahead and do it?

[Jess Hooker]

Okay, thank you. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus recapture. Some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or gaps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silacins.com disclosures.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Christy.

[Jess Hooker]

You're welcome, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be right back. This is our the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Commercial Voice]

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[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Jess Hooker]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Hello. Willie Griswold.

[Willie Griswold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. And our special guest today, Brian Bates.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Georgia.

[Chick McGee]

Comedian, close personal friend of Nate Bargetzi and Dr. Larry the Cable Guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Sort of.

[Announcer]

Yeah, sort of.

[Tom Griswold]

Co host of the Nateland Podcast, which is. Boy, you've got to be 500 plus episodes, right?

[Announcer]

Like 260 something.

[Tom Griswold]

So almost 500.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, really close to 500.

[Announcer]

I like your enthusiasm.

[Jess Hooker]

A girl who only ate Chicken McNuggets for seven years has reportedly been cured.

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, I'm better now.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't believe.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would I.

[Chick McGee]

The cure was right there for me all the time.

[Jess Hooker]

Thanks to hypnosis. Oh, yes. The nine year old Levana suffered from avoidant restrictive food intake disorder.

[Willie Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Arfid. This is like, people talk about this a lot now.

[Jess Hooker]

Are you serious? I've never heard of this.

[Willie Griswold]

There's like a bunch of pages on Instagram and like, hey, my boyfriend has Arfid. He's going to try rice for the first time tonight.

[Jess Hooker]

What?

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, it's a whole thing.

[Jess Hooker]

It's a condition that limited her to eating very few foods. Her mother, Kelly said she would have milk for breakfast, toasty for her lunch. Is that grilled? That's grilled cheese and toasties.

[Chick McGee]

St. Louis is toast cheese, right?

[Jess Hooker]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

We would say toasted cheese.

[Chick McGee]

Toasted cheese.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Jess Hooker]

And then a McDonald's Chicken McNugget Happy Meal for dinner.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Jess Hooker]

She consulted a behavioral hypnotherapist by the name of David Kilmurray for help.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

I'm David Kilmurray. And Murray. Kil. David.

[Tom Griswold]

Now sit down.

[Jess Hooker]

After undergoing a two hour hypnotherapy session, Levana enjoyed her first ever fruit alongside other 20. Another 20 other foods.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, how do parents know the difference between. How do you say it?

[Willie Griswold]

Arfid.

[Tom Griswold]

Arfid. And a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly, exactly.

[Announcer]

Like, what if you just don't give her the chicken nuggets? Yeah, she's gonna get hungry and eat something else.

[Jess Hooker]

Cereal for breakfast? Pizza or toasty? So this is in the uk, so I'm sure it is of grilled cheese and vegetables in her dinner now. So she's broadened her horizons.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank goodness. But I'm with you.

[Jess Hooker]

Why don't you just say, don't eat it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. At what point does being picky become a disorder?

[Jess Hooker]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Where does that disorder and brat take over?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, Right, right.

[Jess Hooker]

Avoidant restrictive food intake disorder. You called it Aphrod.

[Tom Griswold]

Arfid.

[Jess Hooker]

Arfid.

[Tom Griswold]

Interesting. And adults can have it.

[Willie Griswold]

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's like a diet diagnosed picky eater. But it's. It's a real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

But it's like an actual. There's actually something going on.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Jess Hooker]

I have always been a picky eater.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but there are.

[Pat Godwin]

Boy, my son is very much so.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, yours is if the entree is less than 25.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't want to bet.

[Jess Hooker]

He can't doordash it. He's not eating it.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the way it goes in my house. You want it hot.

[Jess Hooker]

A Canadian man recovered his wife's lost wedding rings after searching through a landfill recently.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on.

[Jess Hooker]

Steve Van. Oh, boy. Let's just call him Steve. Steve's wife, Jeie Dutchman.

[Chick McGee]

Huh?

[Jess Hooker]

Noticed her wedding. Yeah. Steve Van V. I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Steve van whistle dick. Mr. Van Whistle Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, I.

[Announcer]

He's a lipsteam List, too.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, I did find me Christy, blow on this Whistle Dick and I'll be right there.

[Jess Hooker]

I did find a pronouncer. It's actually yssildike.

[Tom Griswold]

There are plenty of jokes there, too.

[Pat Godwin]

We should leave that one alone.

[Willie Griswold]

Leave those on the table.

[Chick McGee]

We can do Whistle Dick or Whistle Dyke. It doesn't matter.

[Jess Hooker]

Anyway, his wife Jeannie noticed her wedding ring and anniversary ring were missing one evening. And after receiving.

[Chick McGee]

And of course, it became. It became his problem.

[Jess Hooker]

They determined the jewelry slipped off her finger and into the compost.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, do you want to. I don't think I could marry a.

[Jess Hooker]

Genie by that time.

[Chick McGee]

Unless it was a real genie.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, sure. Yeah. Rubbing of the lamps and such wishes.

[Pat Godwin]

Many wishes.

[Jess Hooker]

By that time, however, their garbage and compost had already been collected. Mr. Van Whisseldyke told CTV that he went to the dump the next day and went through the compost pile. Together with Mission Sanitary Landfill contractor Denny Webster. I can say that.

[Chick McGee]

Steve, you sure we're looking in the right place?

[Jess Hooker]

Who you used an excavator to isolate smaller sections of the compost pile. They were able to locate the rings within an hour. I mean, that's pretty amazing.

[Chick McGee]

Something's fishy here.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Brian Bates. You're a married man. Your wife loses her ring In a landfill. Are you going to try to find it?

[Announcer]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Would she even ask that of you or.

[Announcer]

I don't know. I did. When I was in high school, I lost my retainer and I thought, my parents are going to kill me. I left it on the tray at my high school and then threw it away. They're going to kill me. So I convinced my cousin who had a metal detector, go with me to the dump, the bend behind our high school and help me go through it with the metal detector. It didn't work. The whole bin's made of metal, so it's everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

Somebody here?

[Announcer]

But we tried.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Did you. Were your parents mad?

[Announcer]

Yeah. And then I told them what I did, and they. They were also like, you're stupid.

[Willie Griswold]

I threw my phone away at a Taco Bell. Same thing. Left it on the tray, and then I had to turn back and I went through the trash. At a Taco Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Willie Griswold]

Which is not. That's not even the most shame I felt at a Taco Bell, though, by the way. I felt much more ashamed getting a 50 order, hanging out, eating it all in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, no.

[Chick McGee]

That's 50 bucks at a Taco Bell.

[Tom Griswold]

You ate it all.

[Chick McGee]

50 bucks at a Taco Bell.

[Willie Griswold]

It's only like 10 items, but you're adding a lot of extra cheese to stuff.

[Chick McGee]

That's what's happening.

[Willie Griswold]

The shredded cheddar and the three blends. So you got to get.

[Chick McGee]

Delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You did the right thing.

[Jess Hooker]

I think that's it for today.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's so sad the way you said it.

[Jess Hooker]

Well, we're. Our time is almost done.

[Chick McGee]

I'm so glad we had this time.

[Tom Griswold]

Folks can find you at the Nateland Podcast. Also, how about social media? Are you.

[Announcer]

My website's brianbatescomedy.com on social. Brian Bates comic.

[Tom Griswold]

Excellent. Great, great. Well, we sure appreciate you coming in this morning.

[Announcer]

Thank you for having me. It was fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Dusty and everybody else. We said hi.

[Announcer]

Tell Thomas I said hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, you're welcome for coming in today without Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we'll be back tomorrow. Some of us, anyway. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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