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Potential savings will vary. Not available in all states. It's the Bob and Tom Show. Okay, here we go. You can be mean to me, mean as you want to be. Just say anything that you like. You can be nasty and catty and cruel and unusual. Twist my nose with your fingers Trip me while I carry liquids but as you pin me down my arms down on the ground as you're spit drips into my face Deep in the back of your mind remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep yeah and when you fall asleep into your room I'll creep Did something move in the dark neath your bed? And then a voice you hear calling out loud and clear A voice that is your own I said saying there are things that one can do with Bengay, Nair and super glue. A package of indelible dye why would a guy such as I ever buy indelible dye? Blue as the sky don't ask me why. This catalog I found sells roaches by the pound Millipedes, centipedes too they say the meek shall inherit because they stay up late and change the will and when you fall asleep into your room I'll creep Did something move in the dark neath your bed? And then a voice you hear it's calling loud and clear A voice that is your own A voice that's saying that's all I have. I love that. Hey, I have no frame of reference. That's an older sibling being a bully to a younger sibling. I'm an only. I'm thinking of starting an only club. I can't think of any famous people or only children and are we on the air? Yeah. Hi. It's the mom and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christie's plugging in her computer. Hi. She is at the SILAC Insurance news desk. That is Pat Godwin. Hey, chick. Looking slim and trim and fit. Thank you. You look like you've been on some sort of testing for an Ebola vaccine. That's a good look. You know, there's such a thing as too skinny. You know that. Oh, no, there's not. No, not in Hollywood. You'd rather look good than feel good. Tv you have to be anorexic. Are you gonna be on tv? You're gonna be a TV star. Oh. Oh, no, no. Hi, Josh. Arnold. Hello. There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. And Ace Cosby. Tom continues to be on assignment. New hoodie. Nice. It's just a hoodie. I like it. Thank you. Well, brown lining. You know what the problem is with hoodies lately? Is it a brown one? Yeah, it's really cool. Good. Yeah. Real nice. Is that leather? No, no, it's cash. Oh. Oh, nice. That is nice. Cashmere. I don't like the shoestrings coming out of the hood. I don't either. I like it. You don't want them at all. I get rid of them. Oh, I don't care for them. I'm with you. And some of the hoodies, they have a stitch in the back of the hood so you can't pull the string out. I cut them. Snip, yank him right out. How about that? I'm a rebel, Dottie. A loner. You can't keep up with me. So when you go in the bank now, how do you tie it to cover your face? I don't rob banks. Anymore. Anymore. Okay. I've had that happen to me. Go into a bank and they said, sir, can you put your hoodie down? Are you serious? Yeah. Whoa. I must look like a bank robber. I guess. And your patches on the elbows. Oh, that is very nice. Oh, I. I didn't know. I forgot about the patches. I can't see my elbows from where I'm sitting. It's like a professor's hoodie. Yeah. Yeah. You're Professor Hoodie. What would I teach? That's what we're called. Welcome to philosophy. Yeah. Today we're talking about Emmanuel Conked. Okay. We'd spend a whole six weeks on that. How long is the semester? It's a month and a half. What is it? I forget. How long is it, Jeff? Full semester. Sixteen Weeks. That's the only. That's the only reason I couldn't go to college. I couldn't. I was used to six weeks. The six weeks in high school. That was a grading period. I didn't know what a semester was in college. Did you go one day to college? I spent more time on the campus of the Ohio State University as a senior in high school than I did when I graduated and got out of high school. And they took my money and I went to West Virginia. But that's another story. Okay. Hi everybody. Hi. Are we should try to get a hold of Tom and get over there and ask him if we can go visit him sometime later. You think some soup? You think he'd appreciate that? Oh yeah, yeah, he'd love that. You know what I appreciate is he texted last night. And of course I'm guilty of this. And I think other people are too. When you get a text, you apply your own inflection to the texture. Sure. So it's from Tom. And he goes. This is what I hear in my brain when I read it. I might not be in tomorrow, but my favorite. This came in about 8:30. So I'm just laying down, I'm doing my devotionals, having my. Having my warm melt and my cookie getting ready. But then at 3:30 this morning, just when I'm trying to squeeze that little bit of sleep out, somebody responds to the group text. Oh. And with just a. With just a thank you. So the phone goes off. That was me. And spoils. Oh, was it? I didn't notice that. Don't you have a it on vibrate seven hours later to respond to a group text? That's just rude. I. Texting at 8:30 is rude for as far as I'm concerned, I think so. I didn't see it all until this morning. I didn't get it, so I didn't even know. Now did you read it or you didn't get it? I didn't get it. You didn't get the text? No, I did not. My phone is face down and everything's off when I get hit the. When I go into. Are you. Are you. What if there's an emergency? Nothing happens. Do you subscribe. Do you subscribe to the theory you turn your WI fi off because it hurts you when you're sleeping? You've heard this? Yeah, I don't. But yes, you. You agree with the theory? I think there's something there. That is the thing. Yeah. Yeah, I think there's something there. But I haven't done It. I. I think there's something there, but I certainly haven't done it. Yeah, that's a night your WI fi off the phone or off your whole house. Unplug it. Yeah, whole house. Unplug it. I've never heard that WI fi is doing something. My brain. Yeah, that's this show and WI fi are rotting your brain. And if you're listening to this show via Wi Fi. Oh my God, you're. I'm sure your nose is bleeding. Your. You're a mess right now. We had a Monday Night Football game. Ladies. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vikings come back and win 27, 24. I had the VI. I had the Bears plus two. So seven and six for the week. The first week of the shoe went. So that's not. You're up. That's not too shabby. There's a great article, a three part article. It's rather lengthy in the. In the little thing called the Athletic. And it's about Caleb Williams and his rookie season and the coaches and they are not complimentary. It's good reading. So if you get the athletic. Look that. Look that article up. We're gonna have listener mail coming up here and we're also going to have other sports, including a pickleball championship this weekend. Oh, in the Queen City. That's right. Cincinnati pickleball. Have you played that yet? I have not and I should. I've been told you'd love it. I wanted to. Text me about 2am and tell me where you'd like to meet me. Did you get back to sleep? You didn't go back to sleep? No, I did not get back to sleep. Pat vibrate on vibrate. Well, then the vibrate's gonna wake me up. Oh, fair enough. I'm a very light sleeper. You must certainly. I was on watch in Vietnam for. Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. Seven months in a row. I'm still. I don't know. What else was I going to tell you? Oh, do I get to do this story or is this for you? I gave everything that. That pile is for you. Okay. Fat bear week has returned. Oh, we love that. I'm so excited. Is that a beer or a. No, it's an actual fat bear. Oh, I thought it was a beer. Oh, it's flat tire. Yeah. Fat Bear beer is great. That sounds like it'd be. Yeah, it does. You've accidentally stumbled onto something. If you stumble in the IPA aisle at the grocery store, liquor store, there's everything right. Oh, my God. The names of be. I have stumbled in that aisle? Have you fallen down in that aisle? We'll have an update on the gentleman who shoved LaMar Jackson and DeAndre Hopkins, not in that order. From the Buffalo Baltimore game on Sunday night. He's been banned from Bill Stadium and the entire NFL. He can't go to a game in person. Really? I think that's fair. That's fair. Proved he cannot be among people. What's Bob Zany say to hecklers? It's not going real well being in public, is it? A lot of different smells, lots of sounds. You don't know what you're doing. So we'll what's coming up in news, Christy. Oh, what's coming up? Hey, spilling the tea might be really good for your relationship. What is that? I think of the view every time. Spilling the tea. It's gossiping. Spilling. Oh, yeah. What's the tea and the dish? Yeah. Wasn't that a show? The dish? It was. It was a show. Yeah. Dish. Dishing it. Yeah. Okay. Binge watching. Could it be good for you? There's absolutely no way. There's no. There's no way. It's an addictive obsession. How many times have you said this? Why am I not going to bed right now? I know. One more, one more, one more, one more. All right, come on. We got one more in us. Gone. One more. How you do this on a second season or a third season comes out, you have to go back to the first season and start watching it all over again. I have to? Yep. Oh, really? At least the last two episodes. Nothing drives me crazier than, like, the third episode of the third season. Somebody goes, well, you know what Steve said? And I go, well, who the hell, Steve? I need to know who Steve is and what he said. So I got to go back to this. So if it's season seven, do you start at one and go all the way through six? I've been known to do that. Yeah. That's what my lady does. It's very frustrating. Are you saying I'm your lady or I'm frustrated? I'm saying the position's open. That's not true, but I'd be willing to audition if you'd like to. All right. Hey, let me tell you about Simplisafe, the do it yourself home security system. And they've got something as Pat just had. Fat bear beer. What a great idea Simplisafe has. Hey, let's keep someone from breaking in your house entirely. Instead of turning the alarm on while they're walking around in the house. SimpliSafe has AI powered cameras. That's their smart intelligence. They're really smart to identify threats lurking outside your home and immediately alert Simplisafe's professional monitoring agents. The agents can in real time intervene with the lurker peeking in your windows. They can access two way audio with the lurker, confront the person, trigger sirens, turn on a spotlight and request rapid police dispatch when needed. All helping to stop that intruder while they're still outside in their tracks. That is real security. 60 day money back guarantee. 4 million Americans and climbing trust Simplisafe, including me. It's protecting my compound right now. Visit simplisafetom.com, get a load of this offer. Claim 50% off a new system. That's Simplisafe, Tom. Half off your new system. And remember, there's no safe like Simplisafe. Coming back with sports and news and as Tom would say, something I'm really excited about. I'm not sure what it is, but we'll have it. And Tom is excited. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thursday Night Football is back and it's only on Prime Video. This week, the Washington Commanders take on the Green Bay packers. With both teams determined to prove their worth. This should be a terrific game. The Washington Commanders going up to Green Bay trying to get a win up there. Jordan Love, the quarterback for the Green Bay packers had a subpar year last year. Can he shake it off and show his true talent against the Washington Commanders? Coverage begins at 7pm Eastern with football's best party, TNF tonight presented by Verizon. Not a Prime member. Not a problem. Simply sign up for a 30 day free trial. It's the Commanders and the packers Thursday at 7pm Eastern only on Prime Video. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details. Back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee with a bite on her leg. Yes. Is it a. Somebody told me. Is it a mite? Is it a knit spider? Is it a chigger? Is that what. Oh, those are the worst. I think those, those are worse than mosquito bites. Right? And they are right around your ankles, right in the grass. They just gnaw at your ankles, don't they? Dig in and they. Yeah. Didn't you used to put nail polish on them when we were kids? Do you remember doing that? I don't. My mom would. You would decorate them? No, my mom said that she would put it on of top, top of the bite for some reason. Like clear Nail polish. Like, do they. I remember that. Do they go into your skin or my. Is it alive? I thought they just bit you. But do they go in like ticks? I don't know. They go in and they lay eggs. Oh, yeah, the eggs grow. Yeah, those. Those would wake me up. Yeah, you get those and you. Oh, that was the worst. Yeah, I have one right now. It's driving me nuts. Oh, that's Josh Arnold. That's Christy Lee. There's Whiny Me, Pat Godwin with a song coming up right now. It's called the Late Night Texter. Oh, you have a song about that? There's Jeff Oskar, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios in case you missed it last night. Shame on you. Monday Night Football, first one of the season. How dare you call yourself an NFL fan and didn't watch the game last night? I didn't watch it. What the hell is your problem? What if somebody's crying? She killed me. Vikings come back and win 27, 24. Caleb started the. Caleb Williams started the game 10 for 10. He was unconscious. Of course. Those are the first 10 plays they script. Oh, you've been talking to Jess Looker. And then when he went off, then when he went. No, they actually do this. That, that. This is true. Unlike her scripted. She thinks the whole season's outcome and the winner of the Super Bowl. Yeah, Then he got off script and things went to hell. Oh, I got you. But anyway. Ah, let's see. Pat, you really have a song. Do you have a song? Songs, songs, songs, songs. What did I call? I got up early. I got up at 2:00am did the stuff with the dog, texted you at 3. What did you do at 2:00'? Clock? I just hung out with the dog for an hour to kind of feed them and. Well, that's great. On a different schedule. Go to bed about 8. You feed your dog at 2 in the morning? Well, walk him first. Take a little time. So calm him down. He's a very needy little creature. Yeah, I don't know what's that like around somebody needy like that? I don't know. We had an email. Somebody wants to hear Pimple on my Balls, the new Runaway hits. I'd have to. Oh, yeah, go over that. The song of the fall. Did you see the. Here? We do have a letter from a listener about you. Listener. Listener. Letters from Omaha Steaks. Get fired up. For fall grilling with Omaha steaks, visit Omaha steaks.com for 50% off site wide and for an extra $35 off. Use promo code BTS at checkout. And plus, ask Omaha Steaks about Josh coming over and being your guest griller sometime next summer. Oh, that'd be fun. Go ahead, ask. Go ahead, ask. This is from Brian in Ohio. Dear Bob and Tom show. You're asking Pat how far he's gone dressing as a woman. Remember we were talking about that yesterday? I admitted to wearing panties one time. As a joke, we switched tops, if you'll recall. Oh, that is. That is. Yeah, you are correct. So you did wear my shirt. You look beautiful. I did not. No, it did work. Somehow. It worked. No. Yeah, more than it should have. Thanks for the reminder. You look good, man. I was. I don't like those photos. I was. You don't? No. I was turned on seeing you like that. Yeah, it was a little too much shoulder. Yeah, that's a couple of like. Well, the shoulder. The mafia starter kit there. Your little shoulder, wasn't it? Yes. Hey, look at that, huh? I make the decision. That's right. That says, ladies, I'm open for business. Certainly does. Let's see. Dear Bob and top show listener email. Tom's hat looks great. This is the cowboy hat he's been wearing. Yeah, it does look good. It does. But I was wondering if it smells like vanilla. Oh, because it's beaver. It's a beaver hat and. Oh, that's right. Castorium, or whatever the hell that's called, expressed from the anal glands of the beaver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Is that where they get vanilla? Jeff is actually smelling the hat now. Oh, is it in there? That's there. Oh, yeah. You didn't take it home? No. It smells like hat. Jeff, would you mind. Jeff, put it on. Would you mind putting the hat on? And then I think Tom might lose his mind. Tom comes back, he'll put the hat on, and, you know, Jeff had that on. Put it on, then. Tell us what it's like to wear $4,000 on your head. I don't waste $4,000. He did not spend that much. No. God, you got a big. Oh, yeah, you got. Oh, you are in. You are in big trouble. It looks great. That fits you better than it does, Tom. It does. Weird. Even. You can have that. Yeah, he's not wearing it. Take it home. Push it down a little bit. That really does look good, man. Man, that's you. Oh, you're moistening panties all over the country. You have no idea. Even mine. Oh, whoops. Take your glasses off for a second. Oh, my God. Oh, here Take your penis out real quick. Doesn't he look like he just walked off a set of Yellowstone? Yeah, he does. Well, you lassoed lately? Well, we got some rules here in the bunk house. No hats on the bed. Got to him. Talking about the story of him being afraid of a spider. Is that spider still there? Are you afraid of spiders, Jeff? Yeah, that spider's still there. Oh, he owns that? Yeah, I've signed it over. Yeah, I saw a picture. He was huge. Yeah, he was. I killed a spider in my sink in the laundry room and I've left it there as a sign or as a message to the other spider. I think that can backfire on you. He's just a half an inch away from the drain. I could turn the water on. This went bad for a friend of mine. 40 of them. He left the body of a spider there for the others as a message. The family of that spider thought the other thought spider was just on vacation. But then they discovered it had been killed by the human. Oh, no. They gathered up all the neighborhood spiders and while this. While my friend was sleeping, they came in and they carried him away. They covered his body? Yeah, they webbed him. If this isn't. If Eli Roth's listening to you, this is gonna be the next Saw franchise. Dear Bob and Tom show. This is for Josh. Actually, I. So I'd like to address. This is from Brad, the so called cinephile. Josh. Oh, okay. I must have gotten some wrong. You referenced Shawshank and stated a spoon was used for digging Andy's escape hole. I thought it was. Any halfway intellectual student of cinema should know it was a rock hammer. I thought the rock hammer was just to get through certain parts. I agree with that. Yeah, I thought he actually had a spoon too, but I definitely remember the rock hammer. I thought he had a spoon, a rock hammer and a fork. Have you still not seen this movie, Christy? I have not. I think it's no Shawshank. Everyone needs to see that movie, right? Yeah, someday. I think they should see Shawshank. They should see Green Mile. I think we should have a list. And then I'll watch all. I've seen Green Mile. That's wonderful. With your daughters. I don't know if you watch it with the guns, with the goyles. No. You watch Godfather said. Yeah. This is boring. I watched the Godfather. All three, back to back. You know, three gets a bad rap. I don't. I don't mind three. Three. It has a couple flaws. Yes, and. But the rest is good. Andy Garcia is great. He's fine. Yeah. There are just a couple things that are some acting. Yeah. Just some casting that I just don't remember movies like you guys do. It's just amazing. But your daughters thought the Godfather was slow, right? Yeah, they did. I'm going to give that. I'm going to give the rock hammer to that guy because we did not mention the rockhammer. All right. Okay. But yeah, I mean, because that's actually a big scene when he orders the rockhammer. Red. That's right. Red gets in the red one. Get him anything? Yes. Listen, do I have a letter that will change our lives forever? Maybe. Maybe, maybe. Okay. All right. It comes to us from David. All right, David. He says, did you all see. And I had not seen. And I don't know if you guys have seen because I feel like we would have talked about this. All right, did you all see that there is now an all you can eat McDonald's buffet in Branson, Missouri? Yes, I did see that. So OSU was aware. My mouth is. Has dropped open. And I'll repeat it. And all you can eat McDonald's buffet in Branson, Missouri. How much is it? Does he say it is less than $13? It's like 12, 1280 or something. All you can eat. What? I. I will go to Branson just for that. They got nuggets on the buffet. They got quarter pounder of cheese. They have. How do you know? Oh, dude, I. It came up in my feed. It goes a fat guy. It came straight to me. French fries on that. Oh, yeah, French fries. Oh, my God. $12.99. That Big Mac is meat candy now. What. What I. What is funny here is there are. There's like a dad and maybe three children kind of around the buffet, right? No, no, no. That thing can't be that thing. That must be at, I don't know, 2:45pm yeah. How is it not always swamped? It would have to be. Apparently it's a test site for one of McDonald's most unusual new experiments. For just 12.99, you can help yourself to unlimited Big Macs, quarter pounders, chicken McNuggets, fries and apple pies. How did this happen? And we were totally unaware of line stretched out the door as customers piled high with fast food classics, balancing three or four red fry cartons at once next to the kfc had a buffet on the way to Chicago. We always. I think it's still there. Is it really caveat you have to eat at the. There. It doesn't. Well, you can't go in anymore, you know? And I had a theory, my theory about the KFC buffet. I had to eat there. All right, look, okay, this was not my choice, all right? I wasn't totally mad about it, but I had to eat there four meals in a row. I was. Okay, that's a lot. I was working with a comedian and she. This was in. Oh, I know who you're talking. The Ozarks. This was in Lake of the Ozarks, and they had a KFC buffet there. I don't know if they still. But she insisted we eat their every meal. And I was driving her. Was it Roz? I know exactly who it was. It was. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was Roz G. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot she's dead, so we can kind of say whatever we want. Oh, I didn't know she was dead. Oh, sorry. Maybe from the kfc. Does she die from chicken strip poison? You can't beat the KFC buffet. You can't beat a buffet, first of all. Period. Right, Right. I don't eat enough. Women hate buffet. The reason I write classy, these. These high end brats. You don't get away with taking one on a date. I don't eat enough to make it worth the while. I don't. Oh, they hate buffets, though. You ever heard women, classy women do not like a buffet. Not classy, but I hate. What about the Brazilian? All you can eat. The. The. I'm in for that. Fogo de Chao. Boy, if she's got a Brazilian, it's all you can e. So what happened with us? I'm spending some time. Oh, but by the way, you take a classy woman to the Bellagio buffet, she's not complaining. No. The king crab, that is real good creme brulee. Serious? Oh, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. 90 bucks, this Fogo de Chao. If you. It's a. I love that Brazilian. Yeah. And it's like more or less a gigantic buffet. It's real. A salad bar. It's really nice. But you have a red circle, like it looks like a coaster and a green circle. Yes. And they. They walk around meat, different meat. And if you see a meat you like, you put down your green circle and they bring you meat. Yeah, it's good. And red means. Hey, I need a break. Red needs. I'm taking a break. I'm not finished. I might go back to green. It's unbelievable. Yeah. Getting too much bread and stuff at that buffet part is a rookie's mistake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta wait for the meat to start coming. Damn right there's there. And they're shrimp and chicken. Favorite thing at the KFC buffet. Yeah, probably the biscuits. Yeah, I got good business. But that's also a rookie mistake. Too much bread. But they would give you styrofoam plates, so you couldn't load them up without. Without the integrity of the plate was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your hands big enough? It's. Don't you have a tray, though? You can short. I just remember them having very. Just these very sort of flimsy styrofoam plates. At least at the one in the Ozarks. Well, you get a big piece of meat first, like a breast in the mouth and you take the rest of the day. Am I right? That'. Is actually. There has to be like a buffet magazine. How to get around the many time visitor to the buffet. Get those Styrofoam plates and bless you, Raj. We had. We laughed so hard that weekend. So hard. Four meals. Really good time. Four meals in one day, though. I miss her. Yeah, that. And that was. And I even said, roz, baby, wait, I was right. Maybe, sweetheart. Yeah. Oh, I was just. Yeah, sweetheart. Four meals. What do you got over there? I remember one time we were going across country driving with my stepfather, and we stopped in Las Vegas because my grandparents had moved to California and we were stopping in Las Vegas. Well, at the time, the only place you could go as a kid was circus. Circus. Oh, yeah. Only place my parents stayed there with us. Right. And they had a buffet. And I don't know what it costs, but we get all the. This will surprise no one in this room. We get all the way through the end of the line, and all I had on my tray was green beans. And I thought my stepdad was going to kill me. Nothing worse than getting hit by your stepdad. Ah. I mean, all that money and all you were going to eat is green beans. I didn't like anything else. Oh, yeah. Maybe that's why I don't like a buffet. Maybe it's. Maybe it could be. Yeah. Yeah. The memories of getting beaten. He did not beat me. I love him. I love a buffet buffet. He was a great man. Even the. The old people buffet that's in town here. Yeah, I do like it. I love them. You get your food fast. You eat, you're out of there. Now that's technically fast. That's technically a cafeteria. Oh, oh, is it? Yeah, that is. There used to be Isley's cafeteria, right? Yeah, you go. But I. I was always Fascinated. There were lines of food. I couldn't believe it. You take a tray and you put whatever you want on it. Yeah. How would a buffet. Is it like 14? All you can eat? You go to a cafeteria, you get jello cubes. One piece of chicken. Yeah. $85. You're like, wait. You're very well, first of all, the jello cubes. It's very good. Jello cubes. They're blue and red. No one eats the jello cubes. Yeah, every kid. No, every kid will put it on their tray, but they never eat. That's a rookie mistake. Like Josh. I'm a custard. Custard bowl or whatever. Oh, me too. Hate custard. I know you do. I know custard. You like rice pudding. You know why? Because turd is in the word. I don't. Oh, well, that's delicious. I don't like custard. I don't like mustard. I don't like any of the turds. I'm not. I'm not. It's almost like. It's almost like having Tom here. What could. This McDonald's buffet in Branson right now, it's 12.99. Well, first of all, they should have everything they have at McDonald's on the buffet. They probably do, right? They shouldn't short anything. They should. Everything should be available on the buffet. We. What could they charge that you would still pay? 29.99? Yeah, I'd pay 30 bucks. Really? You know me and I don't know anything about money, so I'd say 19.99. Okay. I go cheaper. Yeah. 29.99. That. That's a lot of money. They better have liquor if it's $29.99. Maybe. Maybe the 2999 has your fish fillets and has your. Right. What about the McRib? Oh, my gosh. Isn't there talk? There's bringing back the McRib. Not for a limited time. It's going to be available all the time. Really? I kind of hope that's not the case. I like that it's seasonal. Yeah. Never had it. You look forward to it. Never had a. I've had that. Oh, you've got to have a rib. It's good. Got to take the pickle. It tastes delicious. Yeah. Yeah. Coming up, we'll have sports. Vikings come back and beat the bears last night. 27, 24. And also from the news desk, we do have KFC in the news today, actually. It's unbelievable. See, now, I want some of Their wings. They haven't. The barbecue wings of a sweet honey. Barbecue wings from kfc. You can't. They are delicious. But you know what I also like is going out and firing up the grill, grabbing my latest delivery from Omaha Steaks and slapping those hunks of meat. You know they've got wings. Oh, they sure do. You can sauce them any way you want. Damn right. You can rub them. You know, I'm a naked wing guy. Especially when it comes to Omaha Steaks. Wings, huh? They're so flavorful, so tender, so juicy. 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From designing a website to marketing to selling and beyond, Shopify can help with everything you need. There's a reason millions of companies like Mattel Heinz and Allbirds continue to trust and use them. With Shopify on your side, turn your big business idea into sign up for your $1 per month trial@shopify.com SpecialOffer welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey. With his new hit coming right up, there's Jess Hooker. Hi. There's Josh Arnold. Hi there. Jeff Oskay. Yes. Ace Cosby. Hello. We'll hear from Kostaki Economopoulos coming up next hour with weighing in on the NFL this week. Also Larry the Cable Guy. He'll chat with us here. Coming up. He will get our done with us. Get our done. Monday Night football last night, J.J. mcCarthy, a hometown boy. Did you know that he's 22 years old from Evanston, Illinois? I did not know that. He was a Bears fan when he was growing up. He led his Vikings 27, 24 winners last night over the Bears at Soldier Field. And they have a picture of JJ at his very first Bears game. Look at that. That is last night's quarterback for the Vikings. He's got the styrofoam hand, but it's in the shape of a bear claw. Yeah. Tom would not care for this. The child is wearing his hat backwards. I know. He looks rad as hell. Yeah, Good. He's unbelievable, right? He's four years old in that picture. What is Griswold's hang up with that? I've never gotten that. The backwards judging a book by its cover. It's just not. Yeah, I like it. I think it was very. It was really popular when we were young. Right. That's probably why. That's how I wore my hat for 25 years. No kidding. Yeah. Why don't you still do that? I still do. I did it. I've done it very, very recently. I'll tell you this. I'm glad you guys brought this up. Okay. The new head coach of the Cowboys, I'm not going to dignify him by giving him a name, although his last name, Schottenheimer, so he's part of NFL royalty. But he wears a visor backwards. Yeah, that's. That was a trend for a while, too. Backwards and even upside down. Oh, yeah. Backwards, upside down. Catch the rain. What the hell? Oh, it was to me, it was that. You know, I talk about Griswold judging. I judged those guys. Yeah, look, actually, it was. Yeah. A slob. A club. Oh, a club kid. Yeah. Like going to raves and the big pants and. Oh, and the water bottle. Oh, it. Honestly, it was douchebags. Well, I should say there was like. Like rich fraternity guys that did it when I. Oh, I see. I had that opposite experience. So you guys. You guys pretty much the same age, right? Close. Yeah. So do you. Do you remember the raves? The clubs with the adult pacifiers? Oh, yeah. Did you guys do that? I still have some of my candy necklaces with the pacifiers attached to it. Yeah. My kids found it. We're like, what's this? I was like, that's a talk for when you're a little older. I went to two raves and I didn't partake in any of that, though. I had so much fun. Yeah, I went to a couple of raves. Yeah, you do. Do the pacifier. I didn't do the pacifier thing. I did the glow stick thing where we danced and I got. I drank beer. Yeah, yeah. No. Molly? No, no. Some nitrous. I had nothing against it, but I would. One. One rave I went to was at like 7am in an old church. Oh, wow. 7am yeah. That's so fun. Yeah. So in all your. How many houses have you lived in since you were to rave with your necklace and your pacifier, like five. A few. A few. Then your pacifier and necklace has. Have made the move. That never dawned on me. Okay. Okay. We got the. The furniture packed. Where's my binky? Where's. Where's my sucky? Where is it? Yeah. I used to be a brave kid. No kidding. Yeah. I've probably been to 2 or 300. Whoa. That's awesome. What? 2 or 300? Yeah. So did you like the. The hookups or the music? Or the music. I used to work a lot of raves for a group called Dance Safe. We would go and test kids drugs to make sure they were safe to take. And so I used to leave it to you to ruin a fun party or make it even better. Yeah, yeah. You would test drugs to make sure they were safe. Yeah, to make sure there weren't. Like. Like you wouldn't take them first? No, there was like a solution. We would. There was a testing the way you test a pool. Yeah. One guy had a table. Let me. Let me make sure that's okay. Yeah, yeah. It was really big for. For the date rape drug. Yeah. It was like a nationwide, like GHB thing that they did at a lot of raves. Oh, okay. Better than the Dan Aykroyd Saturday Night Live where he's playing Jimmy Carter. I've got a. I've got a drug here, man. I don't know what it is. All right, now hang on a second. What you got there is orange sunshine. You're going to be a little high for the next hour or two, but you in a safe place. And that movie Saturday Night suggests that's. That was. That's how Ackroyd was. Oh, yeah. He wasn't so much a partaker as a He just knew all about expert. Yeah. Okay, so Monday Night Football in the books, I did not get my pick last night. I had the Bears plus two. The Vikings win by three. That's an L7 and six on the first. On the first week of the season. And coming up Thursday night, Christie's husband and I will not be speaking for the rest of the year because you're not coming over for snacks. The packers game. His Green Bay packers are hosting my Washington football team. Correct. And the way I see it, Washington's getting three and a half, and Green Bay is going to score as many points as they want to. Oh, I'm thinking 35 to 10. Really? 28 to 2. Something. Both teams won this past weekend. That's true. But I'd like to see what the packers would do to the Giants. I don't know if they're Washington. Well, they beat Detroit in the playoffs. You know who the winners would be of Thursday's game? You and Andy for forming a new friendship. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I should drive up there together. Maybe we should go up to Green Bay and scalp tickets. Oh, he would love it. Me and Andy in a closed car for eight hours making new friends. At your age. So. At our age. So, Andy, I saw the look he gave me and. You're a whistler, huh? You know, when you said, let's stop at Qdoba, I didn't know you were gonna get the. The cheese and the salsa. Onions. Yeah, they got it all there. Really? Oh, no, don't mind the seat. No, you loaded it up. That's. That's leather, you know. Yeah, that'll come right out. I'll just wipe that right down. Y. Not a. Not a problem at all. Yeah. No, no. Take your shoes off. Have you. Have you been to a game in Green Bay? There's an interesting story. Okay. My. My in laws took me to a game at County Stadium in Milwaukee. There was a time when the packers would play a couple home games in Milwaukee. Oh, wow. And not in Green Bay. They don't do that anymore, obviously. But I saw Washington play, beat, win against Green Bay and County Stadium a long time ago. Yeah. I've only seen Lambeau from a distance. I've never been in there. I was. I should have gone in. I was in the parking lot, but I was in. I don't know if you guys know this about me. I can be moody. And it was one of those. It was one of those days. And we were in the parking lot of Lambeau and I. I said, f this. I'm not going into Lambo Field. The hell with this. I don't care. Although the packers were originally my favorite team when I was a kid. Oh, really? Green Bay Packer Bart Starr. When did that change? Carol Dale Boyd$. When Vince went to coach Washington and. Wow. Turtle Middleton turdle. I like that turd. You don't like mustard or custard? Yeah, and I like Turtle Middleton. He puts it right up front. He makes no bones about it. What's coming up in news, Christy? Coming up, we have a guy driving a Barbie Jeep. We have a guy. An actual. A life size Barbie Jeep. Not the toy. No, the toy Barbie. But. But the one that kids drive. Yeah, the kids. You know, the electric. Oh, okay. Yeah. Little Jeep power wheel. Yeah. We got that coming up. Okay. We have KFC in the news, as we mentioned. We have tiny vinyl. Have you heard about this? Tiny vinyl? Yes, exactly. On my week. Pocket sized playable records. Did you say on my wean? I did. Shouldn't it be the peen. And coming up we have a picture of Jeff Oskay at a rave. Evidently. Yeah, I'm not wearing the candy necklace, but my best friend next to me is. Oh, who's your best friend? Look at those shades. Becky. Becky. All right. Something else. I know. Becky. Doesn't he look. Doesn't he look like alternate. You look like the devil. Yeah. Messed up. Completely different. Looks like Sasha Baron Cohen. My wife. My wife. It kind of looks your hair in knots. Yeah, it's. It's. And what do you call those? Twist. We'll just say knots. Is that a fish T shirt? What is that? That is a fish T shirt. We can dissect all this when we. Yeah, we'll do that when we return. Is the Bob and Tom Show. Just gotta get a hold of us. Call, text or email. Get all the contact information you need@bobandtom.com. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. His big new hit coming up. Wow. Request for it taking the country by storm. That was a one timer. There's Jess Hooker. Hi. She's not happy about Pat doing his new hit. She doesn't care about care for the song. The naughty naughtiness behind it there is Josh Arnold. Gross. It happens. It is gross. Gross. I don't care. Yeah, that's gross, but funny. Jeff Oskar. Yes. Ace Cosby. Hey, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I might speak for Jesse here, but until you sang that song, I didn't even know that was a possibility. It is a pos. It happens. It happens. Never thought about it. Now I'm like, now there's nerves. What if you go down there and you see a pimple on his balls? That's gross. Well, any pimple. Herpes, that's what I'd be worried. You know, I'm not too happy about it because I'm not going down. Well, sometimes she has to because a little dead eye dick for that ass. That's right. Boy, that must be love. Right? She goes ahead and what Never mind. One more time. Monday Night football Vikings win 27, 24. And apparently we've had another incident of dildos being thrown on the field during two NFL games over the weekend. Indianapolis and Miami. In Indianapolis, there was one. And Cincinnati and Cleveland. In Cleveland, there was one right on the field. Yeah. This all started with a wnba. How do people get them into the stadium? I don't know. That is the million dollar question. I can't walk in with a purse that's not clear. I know. These people are carrying in 12 inches. Yeah, but you could, like, tuck it in your sock. They aren't, like, frisking you when you go in. That's a good point. There are other places you could talk. Is it. Is it possible that gentlemen could smuggle one of those into the game in their pants? Over there, Right. Normal. Sure, yeah. Is it hollow on the inside? Could it be? It could be, but it's usually not. They usually are using the. So you'd have to go side by side. Not the vibrator. Side by side. Well, a dildo would be more apt to be. To be hollow than a vibrator, because a vibrator has, well, electronics in it. Yeah. Yeah. Right. I don't think they're ever hollow. I don't think they're hollow. Yeah, because then they wouldn't be rigid. Yeah, well, I think they'd be rigid enough. Real ones aren't hollow. And Josh, what's the. What's the suction cup for on these dildos? Typically, the shower wall. You back up if you. If you're blessed to have a shower seat. Yeah, that's more than I'd hoped for. I knew you were going to have something. Oh, here we go. Oh, there. Oh, he has to pick it up. Oh, wait. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Picking it up by the. By the test. He's kind of laughing there. Yeah. Yeah. Rewind that. He grabbed it by. There it is. Oh, his bottom is out. Yeah. Crack showing. Oh, no, that's a neon green. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's the throwing color of choice. It looks. It looks flat, though. Let's be done. I look pretty three dimensional to me. It was a full moon last night. I saw a shooting star on the way to work today. Oh, I haven't seen one since I was a kid. I saw a shooting victim on the way. You know, the way I take it. Yeah. By that gas station, that corner area. Rough corner. Josh. Yeah? Move. Okay, I. I need to get out of there by that corner today, too. I know what you're talking. That's our corner. Yeah. Gotta be careful. Yeah. Don't get cast. I thought that was Oscar's corner. Until they get this, don't move in on his territory. New top five of college football. Ohio State, Penn State, lsu, Oregon or as Tom would say or Oregon or how does he say it? I don't know. Old timey Oregon and Miami at number five. That Buffalo Bills fan who shoved the helmets of Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson and white out Dan DeAndre Hopkins Sunday night of the Bills Baltimore game in Buffalo has been indefinitely banned from Buffalo Bill Stadium and NFL stadiums in general. Good. According to reports, the fan was ejected from the Ravens Bills game over his behavior following the third quarter Baltimore touchdown when Baltimore went ahead by 15 and then the Bills came back to win it by one point. But the gentleman who was shoved by Lamar Jackson was being interviewed on television yesterday and you're not going to believe how he showed up in the video. If you'll take a look at your video screen. Oh my God, there he is. He was shoved by an NFL fan. Jackson to my family. Hilarious. He's wearing the huge neck brace. The best of me. And I let everybody down. I just really wanted the Bills to win. This is not real. This is the Onion. So I was playing against Lamar in fantasy and I was double angry. Wow. I was double angry. Alan, if you see this, I love you so much and I really never meant to burn to a. That. That guy doesn't even look the same. That's amazing. If that's real amazing. The guy had blonde hair. He started to cry. I thought the guy had blonde hair also. But who know? I mean that was what we just showed was from a news broadcast. I think somebody's been punked. Maybe, maybe. But yeah, the crying. Good job. Good job. Great. It's great. He's terrible. Terrible. That's why it's great. Yeah. Yeah. What was that one? They, they did get something past a local newscast when a plane crashed. Remember that? Bang bang, bang. You remember that? Oh yeah. So he has been banned for life. Yeah. That's good. I mean what if he had wrenched one of the guys necks and he was out for the season or something? That would have been bad. What if he wrote a letter to the commissioner and said I'm sorry, I made a mistake, please forgive me. I think they should still go 10 years. Yeah. Oh, still put a time because it's indefinitely right now. Yeah. Oh yeah. Don't you think the commissioner should come out and go hey, here's tickets to the super Bowl. I don't. Is that too much? Too much. The other way that my dad would ground us indefinitely. That's how we were ground. Oh, yeah. And then as soon as you cleaned your room. Okay, you're off. Oh, for us, it was as soon as he was sick of us being inside. Yeah, yeah. Same. Yeah. What was the. Clean the house or clean our room? He said it was a privilege to know when you would be done. What was. What was the flashpoint, if you will, of the ages, when you guys caused. You and your three brothers caused the most trouble at the Arnold household. Probably teens, because that was, like, where it was, like, real trouble. Like when I got arrested for stealing beer. Like that caused, like, actual stress from your neighbor's garage. From a. No. Yeah. It was a different neighborhood for sure, but it was. Oh, you. You had the good sense to go to another. Oh, yeah. Ye. A little tense around the house for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Sucked. But I enjoyed today. It was so fun. We snuck out one time and got in trouble, and when we came back, there was. All the doors were locked, and there was a note on the back door that said, what part of don't leave this house did you not understand? Did you have to sleep outside? Yes. Boy, oh, boy, that's old school. And parents are awesome. Well, you know, Jess was also the victim of. Your mom would put you out on the front step with your little brother, right? Yeah. When we would get in trouble, she would make us pack a bag and tell us that the gypsies were gonna come pick us up. And then when the gypsies didn't show, she said, you're so bad, the Gypsies don't even want you. Oh, my God. They had to pack a bag. Josh. Yes. Yeah. Coming up, we're gonna. How do you guys feel about court storming or field storming by crowds? And after a win, after a win, maybe a big one. A home cr. That Sometimes it's college, sometimes it's fine. They're trying. They're trying to stop it. They've been fining and a new fine was issued. I'll tell you how much and what's coming up in news. Christy is binge watching. Good for you. We'll talk about that. We have Fry Fest in the news. The musical. Fire Fest or fry. I'm at Firefest. Fire Fest. The way it's spelled. I always say. I like fry fest. IOUs. Everything deep fried. Oh, well, that's the state fair. Remember back to school shopping when you were a kid. 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We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee. Hey, Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hey, Chick. There's Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. Ace Cosby. Hello. We were all sharing our parenting advice during the commercial break. And of course, this guy, me, Pat. Yeah. Trying to help Pat. Boy, being a dad. 14. 14. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a tough age. That is a, that's a tough age. Oh, man, it's really rough. Rough, rough, rough, rough for everybody. Middle school. Oh, he's in high school now, right? Yeah, he's a freshman. Yeah. You guys all backhanded? Ever get backhanded? Backhanded from the front of the car. I came back from having my wisdom teeth taken out. My dad punched me. Oh, God. Punch. You win. Yep. What'd you say to him? They were having an argument, him and my mom, and it was just related to that. I got in the middle and got punched. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, that'll, that'll take senior year. Man, that's old enough to fight back. Oh, I fought back as a freshman. He was my teacher. Yeah. We had a little issue. He went to the er. Gee, I wonder where Jimmy gets it. You put your father in the hospital? Yeah. Did you ever tell your father what you would do if you won the lottery? Because I make the decision. Hey, Mississippi State over the weekend picked up a big win. Saturday night. They beat number 12, Arizona State, 2420. A thriller in Starkville, Mississippi. It was the Bulldogs. Mississippi State Bulldogs first win over a ranked opponent since the 2022 Egg bowl when they beat Ole Miss. When Fine Academy. Oh, Mississippi. Oh, yes. Many fine Southern gentlemen have attended. That is their logo. Johnny Rebel. Indeed. Unfortunate. Certainly. I can't get past the Egg Bowl. I know it's one of those, like Michigan, Ohio State, the rivalry bowl. Mississippi State and Mississippi. They get an egg. It's an egg Bowl. I'm not sure where it started or how it started or probably a chicken's involved. I would think very. A fine. Anyway. A banter. Rooster fans quickly rush the field. When Mississippi State beat Arizona State this past Saturday night. 24:20. And now Mississippi State has been fined $500,000 by the SEC. Southeastern Conference for fans rushing the field. Whoa, that seems to be a lot. They're really trying to nip this thing. Yeah, but the fans aren't being asked to pay it, so they don't care. Maybe the parents whose kids are going there are paying it. Maybe they could get some of that name, image and likeness money from one of their quarterbacks or defensive tackles. Or maybe they could kick in half a million dollars. That's too much. That whole thing is going to blow up. That cannot continue. Nil. Yes. I don't know about that. We're not gonna have any college football. Ah, that's okay. It's fine the way it is now. It's fine. Okay. It's fine. All right. Do you think they're gonna start lining it like a hockey court? Field. What's a hockey? Yeah, whatever. But the clear glass so people can't jump onto the field. Oh, that'd be all right. Yeah, maybe. I mean, glass. They'll break. Yeah, Plexiglass or whatever that is. Break. I've seen that. Yeah. But also, $500,000 for a major university is not that much a drop in the bucket. A mere pittance. Yes. Yes. You know how much, how long a grain of sand in the proverbial beach of life. My household would run for 10 minutes on half a million dollars. And guess what time it is. What time is it? Fat Bear week. Oh. Very popular at the gay clubs. You are quite the part of your raves and gay clubs. Oh, man. Swingers. We can't forget your swingers. We can. We can forget that. I don't think I ever will. I don't think I will either. Sorry. Hairy ass pumping up. We've had more than a pacifier in your mouth. Not only is it Fat Bear week, but it's also Fat Bear Week Junior. Oh, finally. March Madness style bracket competition will pit some of Katmai national park and Preserve's beloved brown bears against each other for the 11th year. Starting September 23rd, fans will be able to cast their votes for Alaskan park's fattest bears as the animals bulk up for hibernation. Ah, yes. Fat Bear week will be preceded by the chubby cubby appetizer Fat Bear Junior. That takes place next week. And I believe we have last year's champion. Oh, that's a big guy. Hi, Jer. Look at that. I heard tell of a McDonald's buffet, Branson, Missouri. That's right. I'm headed there, like, 1200 pounds, you think? Oh. Oh, man. Yeah, that's a big bear. 12, Bill. Son, if you were canoeing down that. Yeah. What would you do? And you just saw that building sitting there. But he looks cuddly, doesn't he? That's the problem that Christy and I have. Yeah. And we see bears and we want to go up and just give them a hug. Yep. We're dead if we're out there. We can't. I know I would be. I can't be allowed in the forest. You see videos where bears are along the side of the road and they're waving at cars going by. Yeah. They know that's a guy in a bear suit. You think? Yeah. That was one of my favorite Greg Warren things. When he was talking about going to Alaska and getting the bear spray. He's like, that's not, like, off. You're. You don't spray it all over yourself. A British woman says she's giving up racing. Oh. After completing a 10k at the age of 87. I would have given up. Barbara Thackry started running when she was 77, but has since competed in around 15 official 10k races. My hips are furious. The retired teacher and grandmother of two. Oh, that's nothing. Has decided that this coming Sunday's 10k will be her last official running event. All right. She said, my body's getting a bit tired now. I'm about ready to go to my final reward. All I need is this stitched pillow that says, I'm coming home. And my. And my Bible. I'll keep running, but not any more races. I'll see you soon, Howard. And a Spanish. Oh, look at this stupid world record. A Spanish man has broken his own Guinness world record for running the fastest 100 meters backwards and high heels. What are we talking? Are we talking a block, a spike? What kind of heel? I don't know. What is it? A kitten? Paw? Kitten. A kitten heel. Kitten heel, kitten heel. What's a kitten heel? Just a smaller heel. It's just little. Yeah, it's tiny. They're really out of style. Little kitty. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. How gauche of me to mention a kitten here. Christian Roberto Lopez Rodriguez. How Spanish can you get accomplished backwards in high heels? 100 meters, 16.5 seconds. Wow. His previous record, 20.05 seconds. Wow. He slayed it. Now, in case you're wondering, the world record. Usain Bolt. Bolt. 9.5 seconds for 100 meters. And how many miles per hour is that chick? 24 miles. Wow. Usain Bolt can run 24 miles. Now he can outrun a cheetah. He can, right? No, no. 88 miles an hour. Oh. Cheetah runs 88. No. At 88 miles per hour, the cheetah goes back in time. Marty, we gotta strap you to the back of a cheetah. Mr. Rodriguez has eight, 80 miles. Has many. Has many world records. Oh. The fastest 400 meters in clogs. Okay. Is the man of many footwear. One minute, 0.38 seconds. He's got a foot fetish, doesn't he? Fastest hundred meter wearing flip flops. Oh, okay. 12.1 seconds. Fastest mile traveled, Balancing a pool cue on his finger. Five minutes, 52 seconds. Huh. For a mile. That's pretty fast. Yeah. I can't run them out. No. Balancing a pool cue, five minutes, 52 seconds. That's awesome. He's the Spanish David Rush, isn't he? Oh, my gosh. David Underlay. That's Spanish for rush. That's right. Fastest hundred meter on a space hopper. Look at his legs. He does have nice legs, though. But he does have great legs. Always silly. This is silly. Yeah. Fastest hundred meter backwards, and we're watching the video. Those are some nice shorts, boy. He's running just on his. The ball of his feet. Yeah, like the heel isn't even a factor. I'm gonna say the thick thighs save lives. Right, Josh? Yeah, man, he's got some legs. Yeah, he knows. Damn them legs. Also, you know what a space hopper is? I don't know what they call that. Space hopper. We were kids. It's this big rubber ball with a. With a handle on top of it. You bounce up and down. Oh, yeah, yeah. Remember that? I don't think they call them space hoppers. No, I don't remember what we called those? 100 meters carrying an egg on a spoon. I think most young women called those. What's this now? No, no, it's a space hopper. You. You. You keep hopping. He's really basically running on the ball of his foot backwards. That's not really fair. He's still wearing high heels. All right, whatever. But actually, that's how runners run. You'll know. A runner cleat only has cleats on the toes. They don't have any cleats on the heel. You run on your toes. You do, yeah. I'm not a runner. Last time. When's the last time you sprung? Is that correct? I don't sprunt. I sprint. I have sprunt. Yes, that is correct. Right. Thank you, John. You wouldn't say sprant. No, no, that's sprout. That's stupid. It is a hundred meters carrying an egg on a spoon in his mouth. 17.2. And my favorite. 50 meters backwards wearing swim fins. That's always funny. Yes. 8.8. Thank you. Mamma mia. That's one of my favorite scenes. Is there a chase scene with swim fins? No, but they are. They're dancing with swim fins. That's a joy to watch. A bunch of men in swim fins. I bet that's laugh free. Coming up this weekend in San Fuss Whoever in Cincinnati. It's the Carvana PPA tour. That's right. The Pickleball Professional Pickleball Association. Nice. It'll be at the Linder Family Tennis center in Mason. The tournament set this weekend features jars. There. Pickle ball. Mason. Mason, Ohio. That's where Kings island is. But they don't. I don't think they make Mason jars in Mason. Why not? That's very good. And you. You jump in whenever you want. I like making you happy. The best pickleball players in the world, including number one, Anna Lee Waters. Well, you can't have one without Waters. Of course. Cincinnati native Mevish Safdar. Of course. Yes. Is Mevish going to be there? Superstars Ben Johns, Hurricane Tyra Black and former tennis stars Jeannie Bouchard and Jack Sock. Jack Sock. Tennis stars. I have a Jack Sock. You were a T shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The sockets. In case the T shirt is a little. Would you believe me if I. If I told you I read that name to myself and didn't make the connection of Jack Sock and a Jackson? I did not. I. I honestly just said it. Is that a thing? You know what that is? That's a sign of maturity. I think it is that one of the first things that you. Not for me, but maybe some use. What did you use, Pat? A hefty trash bag? Yeah. Well, yeah, you had to. We had the male health teacher tell boys, like, hey, it's just best to use a sock. Like, it's polite, it's clean. In high school. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Man, there's stuff going on in those small towns. We didn't talk about this during sex ed. Yeah. I demand, and I've asked professionals about this because I've seen more or less 50% of the therapists in this country and I want to know when you come what age. When you what? When you go from. No, no. Masturbate. No, I've never masturbated. To talking about it with your buddies and can't wait to get home to do it. I don't understand. Different for every guy. How does that happen? I don't understand. You would have never admitted that when I was in high school. Never. No, no, that's something we did not not talk about. No, you lied about back in our day. That's right. And we certainly never went, hey, I'm gonna go home and. Yeah. No. Oh, you were considered. Well, you people know that now. No, they're more. They're more open. They are more open about it. It's weird for us. Yeah, but. Well, the unfair thing is that girls don't have to worry about it. No, we don't do that. We don't have orgasms. No, mine don't. That could be the problem. That's sports. Christy, what's coming up from the news desk? We have a guy driving a child sized pink Barbie. I can't wait to hopefully see this. We have a drunk raccoon. Oh, I can't wait to see that raccoon last night came out of the woods like it was his own private convenience store. I thought you were kidding. No. Grabbed a hunk of apple and went back into the woods. And you shot him. Great. No, I wanted to shoot him. I didn't have my gun loaded. What were you going to do with that apple? I might have eaten it later. Do you have apple trees on your. Do you have an orchard back there? Do you have apple trees? Yeah, the lady feeds the birds. Well, that's very nice. You have your own lady and. Yeah, I feed birds. I have raccoons. I understand. Puts all the. All the food out there for the. You throw out extra stuff. Nuts and seeds and fruits that you aren't going to use. I don't Throw away my like sort of semi moldy fruit. I throw it in the backyard. I put it in a potpourri pot for raccoons. Yeah. Yeah. Does it smell like apple? I have a lot of hobos in my backyard. I've been known to throw half eaten burgers. Hobos will start knocking on your door. Where's the boo? Yeah. Last week. We'll be right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at. You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee, was it? Yeah. That'll work today. Okay. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Jess Hooker. Hey. Having bone broth this morning for breakfast. That's good for you. Good protein. Well, you're in a mood. I am. What happened? I don't know. We'll change that. Okay. Is that your time? She's just having her time. He's having her time. Why don't you play her a song, Pat? Well, she finds my new song to be gross, so I don't know how to please her at this point. Hi, Josh Arnold. Hi, Jeff. Oscar. Hey, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Pat? Yeah. I have a growth on my balls. Can you help me? It's not a growth. Oh, it's not? No, no, no. This is. I'm gonna cheer you up, Jess. Okay. I know you think this is gross. I do. I think it's Tom. We wish him a speedy recovery. He's on assignment. He had a butt transplant. He had a butt transplant. He had a butt put in. Yes. Something about tire sealant injected into each cheek. And we hope he. Hope he's back tomorrow. But with you, you feel you can stretch out creatively with Tom, every now and then he's a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alligator songs, the highway songs. Yeah. Do this, do this. Cooking the boat. Cooking the thing. You never get. Get to do anything for you. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I just want to do, you know, what I'm doing, you know, write what you know, feed your art. And this actually happened to me. All right. It's, it's the human body and it's not gross. The human body can be difficult. You know, my mother had a boil on her butt. Boil on her butt. She had to take a bath. We only had a bath when I. We didn't have A shower. When I was kid, we had a bathtub and she had a rubber ring she had to sit on. Oh, these things happen. Happened. That was a big boil in her. I don't know. I don't know what happened. It was really awful. Well, you know. Hi. Yeah. I got a pimple on my balls. Hey, I found it there when nature called. I used to get them on my face but never such a place like a pimple on my balls. I was checking out my sack, it was hiding by my crack. You must check yourself for lumps or bumps. Both big and small. I got a pimple on my balls. Trumpet solo. Here we go. So you're smiling now. Okay. How did I get the. Yeah, right. How did I get the hell down there? Hiding in my pubic hair. There it is. It's quite a spectacle. Testicles, should I leave it? Should I pop? Ears so big. My knee to mop. I might use some Clearasil or anti acne pill. I got a pimple on my balls. Girls get bumps on their vagina when they shave to make it shiner. I don't mind those bumps at all. It's not gross. Like pimples on my balls. I got a pimple on my balls. I'm avoiding girlfriend's calls. Must do self examination. That leads to masturbation. Thank you very much. Do you like Pimple Popper, Doctor? That's disgusting. I don't watch that. It's not. Not for me. No. She's cute. Oh, she is. I couldn't even. I wouldn't. She is cute, but man, that show is covered in sebum. You like that, don't you? For some reason, every now and then I'll. I'll end up watching it on vacation. I don't. Because I don't know where the channels are. And I'll flip it around and There's. It's a Dr. Pimple Popper marathon. That is one of the shows that's on all the time. Yeah. Have you seen where you can buy them online and it's. It's like fake popping. I have. Yeah. Don't you silicone and you actually squeeze something out of it? Yeah. Do you fill it up? Up? Yeah, you put it back in and you can just. Yeah. It's like a stress reliever, Josh. You put it back in, Then you squeeze it. Then you put it back in. Are you. What are you doing? Something filthy over there. Something Pimple popper. I like it. Have you seen the joke, the viral video where people are looking into a mirror the bathroom mirror and they squeeze their face, but they've got something in their mouth and at the same time they're squeezing their face. They spit it on the mirror and it looks like it's coming out of their face. No. What? Just. What is in your feed? No joke. I don't know. What does that reflect on me somehow? I think. I think you're right. Just. You feel that the Pimple on his Testicle song is beneath Pat? No, I just. I just don't like to think of Pat that way. Oh, as a gross boy? Yes. Because he's. He's. He's clean and he's cute and he's sweet. Here's the thing. I just don't want to think of him with a pimple on his. I got a pimple on my boss. He saved it with the mouth trumpet, though. He knows it. I know. Yeah. I know. What makes you happy? As sure as I'm sitting here, Pimple on My Balls is going to become the new Coke in the boat. You wait and see. I have a feeling a runaway hit. It will not be allowed Very. Yeah, yeah. I. I ran that by people. One person. Can we not do. Yeah, yeah. I don't. What do you got over there? Do you have a. Do you an exclusive club jacket there? Yeah, I noticed that crest. You have a crest on your breast. That. The polo pony? What kind of breast crest is that? It's just a Ralph Lauren, Chris. Oh, that's right there on your chest. I'm freezing. So I went. It's in a breast of her crest. Wow. That puts you back. I'm obsessed. Put your nipple to the test. This is called Nordstrom Rack. Nordstrom rack. Oh, yeah. Eight bucks, right? 18 bucks, but not. Man, great P there. Yeah. Love it. What's going on? Still. Still far too expensive. Yeah. I walk in there, I go. I thought, this place. What? What? These are sales? Yeah, they are sales. Well, maybe for you. I looked at some Tumi luggage and it was $594 on sale. What? Yeah. Tumi is very good. That's what I have. You have Tumi luggage? I was gifted it. I was going to say, man, that's all I use. I. That's what I bought. I bought those. Thank you. My birthday. I shoplifted him, but he doesn't know that. You know what? You might. Maybe you guys should just be a couple. Well, cat and chick, A couple of nuts. A couple of. No, but you guys, crazy fools. You have the same taste. I'm. I'm more or Less terrified. I'd kill him. Really? Problem? Oh, kill me. But think of the makeup sex. Yeah. If he's dead passionate, could you. Could you be a bottom? I don't know anything about it, so I don't know what I could be. Straight guys, do you consider what you would be? No. I'm too straight. No. Oh, okay. Guys, never admit if you'd be a bottom or a top. No. Yeah. Hi, boy. Yeah. You're gonna top. I don't even know what's top. I don't know what that means. Well, you would. You're giving. Are you pitching or are you catching? In high school, I was a pitcher. No, we're talking about sex, Pat. With another man. You know, catching. This is the first time hearing of this. That's crazy. Said the guy who wrote pimple on my balls. Yeah. No, I'm so straight. I wish I was gay. I was telling you. Why do you wish you were gay? Said it before. It doesn't work with women. With me. I don't understand. Well, then try gay. You don't know. Try gay. If I was gay, I'd have the most gorgeous ocean front home in West Palm beach you've ever seen. And I'd be there six months out of the year. Year. It be lovely. How much gay do you have? Don't you find it interesting that men consider any woman, like, just a heartbeat away from being a lesbian? Well. You hear? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's more accepted for women to be attracted to other women than for men because. Is it because men sort of decided that? Yeah, exactly. Well, women are hot. Yeah. Dudes aren't. Women with. Women is hot. Yeah. Do you like the women on women thing? I. Yeah. I mean, it's double the fun, right? I don't watch it. I know. I feel like I'm intruding. Christian and Jess started making out right now. You would turn away. Oh, I'm sorry. I. I would not. I. I don't. Oh, that would be. I don't search. I don't lesbian porn. Oh, no, neither do I. But if two girls are there, what if it's live action? Yeah, I'm there. I don't think I'm getting a bowl of popcorn. Yeah. Really pulling up a chair. I don't know, it's just. I guess just because you guys are also awful, we're always looking for another option. That's why we're constantly like, yeah, women. It's comments like that that I don't understand it when women say that to me. You narcissistic son of a. Yes, it's me, me, me. You knew that coming into this. But one of those. One of these days, you're gonna make the decisions, right? I make the. Yeah. Yeah, always. You will never make decisions. I make decisions. They're not good ones, but I make them. Yeah. Yeah. This actually happened off the air, and I wasn't going to tell you. Oh, boy. Oh, a long time. I will. I will never get over this conversation. Pat was talking about some furniture at his home, and Jess looked at him and said, maybe you should stain that end table. And Pat said, stain? What's that? Where do you get a stain? What are you talking about? What. What are you talking about? I was kicked out of the house when I was 17. I was homeless at 17 out in California. I've lived in hotels. Yes, I was. He's an artist. He doesn't know stuff if he's an artist. He never painted a flat that in a hotel. No, I've always lived in hotels. I'm an NFL all pro. Have you ever owned a home? No, never. I never had the credit, though. I barely get in an apartment without somebody co signing. That's all right. Yeah. That's back to those good decisions you made earlier. Well, I like to. I like my guitars. I like my fast women. You do. You do what you want to do. Path. You seem mad about that. No, I'm not. I. I support you. I do, too. I really don't judge. No. Yeah, it's not. See, I. I judge. I tell you what. It's nice to be out of the hotels and to be in an actual place with my son and my dog and a regular gig. I like this. Apartments are fine. Home, dog, crap everywhere. No, we're doing good. No, I got him trained. Finally got him trained. He got him nice. Yeah. And he got snipped last week. Not judging is very freeing. It is when you sit back and go, oh, I don't have to concern myself with how they're living. It's pretty awesome, right? I don't know how to get there. Yeah. Christy, what's coming up. Worry about people. I. No, no, I'm not saying that I care. Yeah, I worry about him. I care. I don't judge. Well, I can. That's my. That's my trick. I make people worry. I suck you in. That's my little manipulation move. Don't, don't. Don't buy. Don't buy that at all. Next thing you know, you're riding that hoppy around that. That bouncing ball. Oh, you need a shirt. Shirt. You better shirt. Well, maybe I do. Oh, man. It wouldn't be so awesome if we found out Godwin sitting on 2 mil. Yeah, I scammed up old ladies. I love it. And that's petty cash. You would. Yes, yes. You need heiress. That's what you need. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah. You would make a good biali stock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, as a performer. Yeah, yeah. Have you seen Grand Budapest Hotel? I love it. Yeah. The Ray Fines character. The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Oh, yeah. Aren't you performing somewhere at the. Are you going to the Villages? No, no, no. That's Ali Breen, I think. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, maybe you should go down there and find you a lady. Pat and I are talking about performing at my mom's community. We were definitely gonna do that. Yeah. Yeah. So can I go? Yeah, anybody can go. Yeah. Run interference. Find him a lady. I don't need. No, I said I'm done and I meant it. No. Yeah. You're just an occasional hookup. There's money down there. Yeah, I think. Occasional hookup. I see. Then they get so attracted to the. What I give them, they won't leave me alone. I give them to. I give it to them once and they're getting. They're stalking my apartment. It's a tough one. So good at. I love women. Yeah, you're adorable. And I play a little guitar, a little piano. I get them right up. We're coming back with Kostaki and all Pro Life. Oh, thanks for the warning. We'll be right back. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Want to share a letter or comment? Our email is Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom. Dot com. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee. Oh, sorry. Hi, Pat Godwin. Hello. Jess Hooker. There's Josh Arnold. We got that Grecian son of a bitch on the line or what? I think we do. There's Jeff. Oscar Cosby's here. I'm Chick. Hello, Kostaki. How are you? He's a Greek guy. I'm good. Good morning. Good morning. We're going to test your comedy skills right now. What? Kasaki, what's a Grecian urn? Oh, about 7:50 an hour. Yeah. You nailed it. High on one, baby. Hey, Kostaki, are you familiar with a site called the Athletic? Yes. Yeah. Smart, smart. Writing about sports. Yes. There's a. There's a really good three. Three part article. About Caleb Williams and the Chicago Bears and behind the scenes. And it. Seriously, it's really interesting about what was going on, what continues to go on, and might have explained a couple things last night. The first 10. Absolutely looked that up. Yeah. The first 10 plays, of course, scripted. And he looks like a million dollars or no, hundred million dollars. And then he kind of looked great. Went in the tank. But, yeah, in case you missed it, Vikings win last night, 27, 24. But Kostaki's here to talk about the entire National Football League. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about the Colts first. Can we do that? All right. The Colts beat the dolphins 33 to 8. Like a drum, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Time for the Dolphins to trade their good players and just build a team out of Tyreek's kids. He does have a lot of kids. Yeah, right. Yeah. And there's some buzz that Tyreek's not happy with the Dolphins. By the way, if he quits on the Dolphins, it'll be the first time he's pulled out of anything ever. That's. That's justifiable. All right. Okay. The Dolphins are not good. They played like number two. You know what I'm saying? They were usually. To see a dolphin that looks that terrible, you got to find a tramp stamp on a Florida cougar. Is dolphin a big choice for back there? Plenty of dolphin tattoos. Oh, yeah. I always saw him on the ankles and. Sure. But. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. All right. Dolphins coach Mike McDonald's seat is so hot, they should nickname him Shakira. It's getting. It's getting hot ass. Yeah. Her hips don't work. No, they don't. Very honest hips. Yes, they don't. Yes. They tell the truth. They know what Grecians make and everything. Yeah. The culture. Their part look good. The Steelers had the Steel Curtain. The Seahawks had the Legion of Boom. The Colts have the tuna net. Maybe we call it that. Oh, for the Dolph catching. Mighty. They're mighty. Defense. Wide receiver Michael Pittman said, I don't think it could have went better. Everybody was happy. Except for Pittman's grammar teacher. Yeah. Could have went better. Yeah. Daniel Jones looked good. I want to see a Queer Eye episode where they just improve players by taking them out of Giants uniforms. That is a great idea. Hell, yeah. Yeah. Saquon Barkley, Daniel Jones. Yeah, right. They look great. As soon as they got out of New York. And by the way, did Bob and Tom ever have a monster truck? Yes, we did. Yeah, we did. Sure did. You did. Pretty sure. We did. I was on a. I was on a crew. I was working a cruise ship in Alaska, and my brother and I were at a bar talking about football. And a guy at the bar sort of chimed in. We found that he was from Indianapolis. And my brother goes, oh, are you a Bob and Tom fan? And he's like 28, you know, like late 20s. And he kind of winced. He didn't really put it together. He wasn't sure it was a radio show, but. But he remembered that. That you guys had a monster truck when he was a. That was his association. So my brother goes, you never. You don't listen to the show? He's like, no, no. We talked a little bit. And my brother goes, he's the comic. He's on Bob and Tom all the time. And it was at the beginning of the week, and I ended up going, now your dad probably knows who I am. And then I regretted that immediately. You know, of course, he looked at me like, whatever, old guy. And then we met the. He was on an extended, like, family, live, multi generational family trip. And we met the whole rest of the family. Gigantic Bob and Tom fans couldn't believe I was on the ship. They were so excited to meet me and come to the show and run around everything. Yeah, it was. It was such a relief because I. Your dad probably knows who I am. You know, I was like, oh, thank God his dad knew who I was. Embarrassing opening night of the NFL season, Jalen Carter spit on Dak Prescott. Last time we saw somebody spit on a cowboy was Brokeback Mountain. That was a little. That was a hot scene. Oh, yeah. That's not how I remember it, but yeah. Lightning delayed the Cowboys Eagles game and the Jaguars Panthers game, and apparently the Dolphins offense. Lightning's getting very specific. Riding the Dolphins this week, huh? Yeah, that's right there. They struggled. Make fun of the team. So they struggle. Chick. It's like a Zen riddle. If lightning delays a football game, but it's between the Jags and Panthers, does anyone notice? That's. That's a good question. The jets struggle. Jets say they're building something. Yeah. A time machine so they can go back to 1969 when they were relevant. That would be good. This is a team that's been a quarterback away for 20 years. At this point, they're a franchise away from being a franchise. That's all they need. The jets are such a joke. They should be on Hard Knock Knocks. Knock is a solid joke. I like that. That's very good. Yeah. Hard Knock Knock Hard knock knocks. I got, I got two words for the Giants fans. Jamis Winston. Oh, yeah. You're not winning the super bowl this year. Have fun. When Jamis is out there, it's a spectacle. As Scott Van Pelt so beautifully put it, Jamis keeps both teams in the game. Right? That's true. And when he gets tired of throwing touchdowns, he throws interceptions. There you go. He just, I think he's still, this is somehow correct. I think he's still one of the only NFL quarterbacks, if not the only, that's thrown more than 20 touchdowns and more than 20 interceptions in the same season. Oh, really? Yeah. He had a 30 interception. Yeah, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. There's only like 12 seasons ever in NFL history where the quarterback threw for more than 5,000 yards and he has one of them. He's fun. He really does. I didn't know that. Wow. I, I, I don't know if I, that number is right, but there aren't that many. But he has one of them. The Titans had 133 total yards on offense and lost 131 yards and penalties. Oh, well, it is the first game. They're just getting used to everything, you know, first game. That's right. They should change their name to the Titanics, everybody. Hard knock knock. Hard knock. Yeah, I gotta, I think there's a couple puns in this section. Okay. They always say, remember the Titans. You know why they are, they're forgettable. That's why they gotta keep reminding themselves. All right, let's call that the Closer. Okay, Very nice. Kostaki. You've got some big live gigs coming up. Go see some great stand up comedy. Where are you going to be? I'm going to tell you. You're going to tell me. Friday, September 19th, Plymouth, Indiana at the Reese Theater. And Saturday, September 20th, Madison, Wisconsin. Is it at a place called Madison's? It is. Okay. It is. All I know is the Reese Theater in Plymouth is peanut butter on the inside. Isn't that nice? Isn't that, isn't that. You got my comedy in my sarcasm. Knock, knock. Okay, thank you, Stocky. Thanks, guys. See you, man. Well done. Hey, you know, we've been talking a lot about Silac and Silac annuities here on the show. I know you're at the SILAC Insurance news desk. I am, thank you very much. But Chick, there are some questions that our listeners are asking and I thought maybe you could help us out. I will. The first one is about the SILAC website. Where could I browse and read all about their annuities. Silac website. Silac ins.com. that's s I l a c I n s.com and I hear there's a 20% bonus by going from a 401k to a Silec annuity. What's the phone number for that? That would be awesome. You hear correctly, it's just dial pound 250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again. Pound 250 and then say bonus 20. And then if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you please read the SILAC disclaimer? Today I have nothing left. I'm spent. Christy, if you don't mind. Premium bonus may vary by annuity product, premium band and surrender charge period selected and may be subject to a premium bonus. Recapture some products with bonuses may offer lower growth rates or caps. Consult your financial advisor. Terms and conditions apply. See silac ins.com/disclosures. We'll be right back with news, including binge watching. Is it good for you? Gossiping? What's the tea that could be great for your relationship? And doorbell prankster in the news. Ding dong. Who's there? Well, we'll find out. Knock knock. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Chrissy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. Howdy, Jake. Pat Godwin. Yeah, that's it. That's right. Hey, Chick. Oh, you have your new song to do. Maybe later on this morning for Tom. That would be great. Yeah. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. And Tom has returned. Hello. It's good to be here and just in time to check in with Larry the cable guy. There he is. I can see him. I don't know if he can hear me. Can you hear me there, sir? I hear you perfectly. Oh, there we go. Larry, it's a little early, but I hear you perfectly. Now, do you have that guitar in the background so people think you play guitar? Is that right, Larry? Absolutely. Gotta decorate your studio up. You know what I mean? Gotta decorate it. But it's good to be with you. I'll tell you what they, they told me. They start your call first call 7:20. I don't go to bed till 3 o' clock in the morning, so. Dad, gum. You know, you can't get me on a cheerleader at 7 o' clock in the morning, but I'll go ahead and go down there, hang out down there. Well, it's good to see Larry the cable Guy, distinguished comedian and a sports fan, is also going to be featured on Amazon Prime Video starting in just a few days with a program entitled Larry the Cable Guy. It's a gift. Tell me more. What's this all about? I'm excited about it. First of all, let me ask you this. Have you ever walked in a room at your house or just walked in a room and you walk in there and you're like, now why the hell did I just come in here? You know what sucks about that? For me right now, where I'm at right now, this is the room. I can't remember what I'm supposed to be doing. I will try and help you, Larry, because I told my therapist, I told my therapist that. And you know what you can do, and it really, it worked for me. You go back out the doorway that you went in. You go back out and then come back in and you will remember what you meant to do. Honestly, it re. It resets your brain. Does this work with the refrigerator? Yeah. No, because I open the refrigerator and I go, I know I came here for something. Then I close it and then I open it again. No, it's not in there. However, if you misplace your car keys, they are in the refrigerator. Ah, okay. Good to know. You mean when you open it again, there's not a turkey in there with all the fixings? Remember when you were a little kid, you'd open up, you'd open up the, the place where all your toys were and there was this one toy that you never did find and you didn't know what it was, but you always thought at some point it would be in there. It's kind of, kind of analogous to the way life goes. We didn't have when you're little, that happened the other day. I was, Me and my daughter played spinning tops and ganipkin. That's true story. How old were you, Larry, when you knew Gip G was ping pong backwards two days ago? Well, no idea. I just found out about 10 seconds ago. Same here. I thought, I thought G was one of the correspondents on npr. Hello. He was good too. He was good. Yeah. And he took his. And he took a silver in the Olympics. Yeah. In the women's division. That's right. It was very weird. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Larry the cable guy is our guest. Those, those Chinese girls that win those medals, you know, they always, in the Olympics always look so young, you know, Matter of fact, that's who won all the medals so young, you know, Those, you know, those girls are young because they get their gold medals. They try to get the rapper off. I'm trying to plug Larry show. Should I or not? Okay, it's Larry the Cable Guy. It'll be on Amazon prime coming up. September 12th. It'll be starting. It's called Larry the Cable Guy. It's a gift. Now is. Isn't Amazon also doing like Thursday Night Football or something? Yeah, for like the third season. Fourth season. Yeah. It's getting so confusing watching everything now. I know you're a big college football guy. How many of the games you get to go to, Larry? I go to every Nebraska home game every now and then I'll go to away game if. But normally I'll try to work somewhere if it's an away game. But I work all the home games. But I gotta tell you, crazy, this year I. My last show of the year is I had a big tour. So my last show I took the Pinewood bowl in Lincoln, Nebraska because it's the day before the Michigan game. And so that was going to be a lot of fun. But my kid, by the way, has joined the Army Cavalry and his. I haven't seen him since July 2nd and his graduation from boot camp is of course the 19th of September, the same day that I gotta do my show in Lincoln. So I. I'm gonna fly down, fly back, fly back down. So I'm actually gon. That's my first home game that I've missed since 2005 will be the Nebraska Michigan game. So can't do that. But this is warm. But yeah, that's great. By the way, about your son. But it. Are. Are you a good luck charm for the team? Could this affect the. Their ability to beat Michigan? I hope so. But you know Nebraska, we've had a pretty bad run starting in around 2005 when I bought my season ticket. That's my problem. So if they have a great game against Michigan, you can't go again. I know it started way before that. Let me just say it started in about 2003, 2002. So I'm not gonna blame it on me. But yeah, I go to all the home games. I love it. You know the first thing I ever did did when I made money, the first thing I ever did. A lot of people buy a big screen TV or they'll go buy a new cool car or they'll go buy a house, put a down payment on. I went and bought the best sweet box at the stadium. That was the first purchase. It's Always a funny question. The first thing I did was I got a dog before I even got a decent car. I got a beautiful dog. You got a what a dog. I got a. When I first. First. When I first finally, finally had some cash, I got a nice dog and it was well worth it. Elvis. What a great. What a great dog. What a great beast dog and the best dog I ever had. You know, I bought my wife, I bought her a guard dog, a German shepherd. Great guard dog. Cost money, pretty good money. Passed away from stomach torture. So right after that passed away, I got her a Navy seal, trained Belgian Malinois. Wow. For. For protection. A beautiful dog. Same thing later about eight years, seven years sick, got stomach torsion because I guess that's a common thing with him. But I went up to the kill shelter where the dogs, they were on their last legs. They only about three days to go and they were out of there. And I got this dog that's a mix of about everything. It's mix of a golden retriever and some kind of four different miniature dogs. It's got a. It's got a black lab body with golden retriever mix with little teeny leg. And it sounds great, dude. It's the nicest, best guard dog and lovable dog I've ever had in my life. So I still. Everybody save your money. You want to get a good dog, go rescue one they're about to get rid of. And that'll be the best, most loving dog you ever had ever. Yeah. And it was short legs. It sounds like we can call it a Nebraska corgi. You can call it a Nebraska. Absolutely. Did your wife train those talks to keep you away from her? You know, my wife and I just celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary. Wow. Nice. Wow. And that's that, of course, is you never know what to get her because 50 is silver, 50 is gold, 25 is silver, 20, 20 is China. So I ended up taking her to Panda Express. Great move. Our guest, in case you can't tell, is the comedian Larry the Cable guy and his. He's got a new thing coming out. It's called. It's on Amazon prime, by the way. It comes out September 12th. It's called Larry the Cable Guy. It's a gift. And we'll find out what's going on with that. It sounds great. Now you've got. You're kind of famous for, among other things, the cars and you know, the lightning racers on Disney Junior. What's the latest with that? We boy happier than the tornado in the Trailer Park. You know, that is the coolest thing ever. And I'm so excited that I, I would have never thought in a million years when we first did that it was going to turn out to what it did. But yeah, last year or two years ago we did another one. I forget what it was called, but it was on Disney plus and it was nine episodes, nine 10 minute episodes of Mater and McQueen going to Mater's sister's wedding. Man, what the heck was. I can't remember the name but it's not Disney Junior for saying and then. But yeah, no, we're doing 60 episodes on, on car on Disney Junior. Mater has a couple of little friends. It called Cars on the Road and I'm taping them now and I'll be honest, they're hilarious. It's. They should be. That should be like three different movies because they're hilarious. So I'm looking forward to those. I think those come out in 2027 and you know, it's crazy about it. All the things I've done, the blue collar and all the commerce PR commercial and the, and the, and the what sales one of the nutrisystem commercial. By the way, I'm the only entertainer in the country that went from nutrisystem commercials to Prilosec. I went straight from diet to heartburn. That's what I, it's really amazing that, what a whole new audience that that Car's brought in for me. I went and I did the entertainment for the opening of the athletic department but I got invited and I said they're not going to. These college kids, they don't remember blue collar. It's really not my, you know, 20, 21 and under is not really Larry the Cable Guy fan base and oh, you'll do good. So I went up and did a couple of jokes and just kind of, you know, they're like whatever, you know, it's, it's. There are all these, all these kids sitting in the bleachers there. And finally I just said after about three minutes like okay, this is going to go nowhere unless I do something quick. I said, anybody know, anybody remember Mater from Cars? Every hand went up and the minute I went woo hoo. I mean they busted out. So I did about 20 minutes just talking about Mater and it, and it killed it. It's crazy. The fan base for Mater, I mean anybody shoot that grew up was a little kid in 2006. They all know who Mater is. And when it was done, man, I signed a ton of autographs and I had These big old 6 foot 8, 6 foot 9 basketball and football players coming up and going I can't believe you were mater. I had, I had mater bed sheets man. I had made her bed sheets and yeah, so that's been really cool. I love doing them too. They're funny and I'm allowed to, you know, I, you know you can go off script and ad lib. They're really good to me over there. So do you have to go to Hollywood to do them or can you do them in your home studio? Studio, no, I literally have a studio in my bed and I lay there and just no, I actually I go I for this things I need, I do a lot of touch up work like where I'm at right now, just the studio here in my house but when I do the full movies like that I gotta go up to Omaha. I got a nice studio in Omaha and I've been going up there since about 2008 and doing projects for Pixar so. Well, I've got a kind of a similar story for you. We've had a lot of major, major movie stars and especially rock stars come through our studio. But the one time that everybody else in the building went crazy and they were all crowding behind the glass was when we had the, the actor that played Spanky in the Our Gang. Do you remember this Christy guy that played Spanky in the old Hour Gang Little Rascals episodes came in here. Everybody went nuts. You know, they couldn't believe it. It wasn't, oh it was Jay. Phil Collins was here. So what? Spanky's here. I'm going to go check him out. So you know it's crazy who people fawn over and I would have never thought Spanky. Oh I'm not kidding. Absolutely. And you know we've had some pretty serious people in here. Ozzy Osbourne, you name it. But now before we let you go, I got to plug your gig one more time. It's Larry the Cable Guy on Amazon prime starting September 12th and the, the special is called Larry the Cable Guy. I'm glad they got your name on it. Larry the Cable Guy. It's a gift. Now real quick in, in just a couple of minutes, tell us about the, where'd you shoot it, how did it go and what, what are you talking about? Yeah, absolutely. I wasn't gonna do another one. They drugged me back in. I had enough. I had enough. I've been touring on the road so I had enough stuff, stuff to do another one. And oh by the way, when you're talking about rock and roll bands coming in. We're all getting older, and that's. It really stinks. Growing old with your favorite rock band. But I don't know if you know this or not, but AC DC has just changed their name to aarp. I went to the concert. I went to the concert and I got a pair of thunderstruck compression socks. Really? No, I. I taped this in Clearwater, Florida, and we. It was a fun little venue in Clearwater. And what I did was I only do about 24 dates a year, so I had to do a ton of dates to get ready for it. So I actually toured through small towns in Nebraska raising money for their theater departments for their high schools. And I took. Man, we did, I think, 12, 10 shows. So I toured for 10 days, just going to small towns in February and March in Nebraska. And it was so much fun. I got. I got to work out a bunch of material. Then I went down into Florida and I did four shows. And then we went over to Clearwater and. And taped my special. And I command. Where did I tape that? Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna go. I'm forgetting what. I taped it, but it was real. It was fun. You know how it is, man. Getting older. I can't remember stuff, but I did tape. I taped it in Clearwater. It went great. Really, really happy with the special. It's the same kind of stuff people come to, like from what I do, you know, I just like to make people laugh. And I'm a one liner comedian. That's why it's called. It's a gift. You know, I'll do a. I'll do a really dumb one liner, and I'll just look at the crowd and go, hey, man, it's a gift. That's how the name came about. I. And so it's. I think people really enjoy it. It's one of my favorite ones and. And so appreciate you as always. You got. Y' all have always been good to me, so thank you for letting me plug my wares. And I hope. I hope people enjoy it on Friday. Okay, good. Hey, by the way, Larry, there's a guy named Reno Collier, claims he knows you. We know it's a fraud. We know that you would never be associated. I just want to make that very clear. I have had the most belly laughs in my life with Reno Collier. I love him like a brother, but we cannot work a lot together because I'm. I think I'm gonna die because we get to laughing at the Dumbest stuff to where I'm literally Reno, shut up. I can't talk. And we also have that bond, as you know, from last week when we almost died in a plane crash. We have that. We have that bond as well. We'll tell him to try to remember the funny stuff that makes you laugh next time he calls us. Yeah, Larry the camera. We've been talking to Larry for. For, God, I don't know, 30 years. It's always a pleasure, sir. Congratulations on all your success. I appreciate it. Thanks, everybody. On Friday. It's a gift. Check it out. Amazon prime again. Oh, there we go. Had to cap it with that. Thank you, sir. See Larry. Oh, what a. What a pleasure. Always a blast talking to Larry. And it's great that he's got that nice microphone, nice studio. Yeah, yeah. Wish we'd get everybody to get one of those. That was fantastic. Well, I'm back. Thank you. You're welcome. Now Tom's back, and he's going to tell us a little bit about the nice people at BetterHelp. I sure am. A lot of stuff out there floating around the Internet. A lot of advice, you know, look, if you eat this kind of green beans, you're gonna be happy again. I've heard that. Yeah, maybe that might be helpful. But maybe talking to a professional, you talk to your friends, you talk to the guys at the gym, maybe you talk to your fishing buddies, whatever it might be. You talk to the ladies at the gym, Christy, whatever it could. That's helpful, certainly. But sometimes it's great to talk to a professional. That's where therapy comes in. And trained therapists. The problem is it's, you know, it's kind of a pain. You gotta leave work, you gotta cross town, whatever it might be. Well, not anymore. BetterHelp is all about accessing therapy online. You'll get assigned a therapist, and you can switch therapists anytime, by the way. But there are some 30,000 therapists working the BetterHelp program. And the way it works is, like I said, you get assigned a therapist, and they have therapists in a variety of fields of expertise. And you go to betterhelp.com btshow because that will be the way to get 10% knocked off your first month. So you can find that one therapist through better help. And once again, it's better help. H e l p betterhelp.com BT show and it's all about convenience. Because the therapy is done online. You can grab your phone, you can do it on your laptop, your desktop, whatever you can do it like a zoom call, like we just did just now here. Or you can just talk back and forth or even text back and forth. So work with a pro. You might find it extraordinarily helpful. Many do. In fact, there are millions of people who have been using BetterHelp, and they have a 4.9 out of 5 rating right now based on almost 2 million ratings. So that's, that's, that should tell you something. Betterhelp.com btshow I have no idea what's coming up, Christy. Tell me. I do. We have a drunk raccoon in the news. Oh, man, there's nothing funnier in a drunk raccoon. Tom, we have a doorbell prankster that is invading in Germany and robber bees all coming up. Okay. Bees. Yep. Huh? Okay, I heard a murder. Hornets. Well, these are robber bees. Can't we just confine bad news to the. To the world instead of to the world of insects? It may not be bad. You don't know. Can we get happy insect news? Oh, you mean like a Robin Hood robber be. Oh, maybe. Oh, that'd be nice. Given to the poor bees. Well, we report to you from the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and we shall return. This is the Bob and Tom Show. More of the show is on the way. You can find us on X at Bob and Tom or you can email us at Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom dot com. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Christy Lee. Hi. Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Jeff Oskay. Hey, man. Josh Arnold. Hello. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. I am back. Thank you very much. He's alive. Glad to have you back. Had a little bit of a hernia issue. They sewed me all up and fixed me all up. Thank you. That was an outpatient. You didn't have to spend the night. No, I went there early. And it's funny because ordinarily I get up at 3am I got to sleep in till 5. Sure. Did you get your rear end grease while you were there? No, they just did the front. Oh, okay. That's done by a brilliant physician with the help of a robot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Those robots know what they're doing. Yeah. They got a strong union and yeah, it was great. But I'm up and running and I can't drive for another day. Or so. So I took an Uber in. Yeah. Remember I had this done earlier in the year on the other side, and every Uber I got needed new shocks. Yeah. Well, the one I got this morning had no shocks, apparently. And you hit one of those speed bumps over there. You know, when you come in here, there's a place they have those speed humps, they call them. Right. So if I have to get new stitches, you'll know why. Ah. What. Okay, what has to happen. And I'm. This is coming from a place of love, from all of us. Sure. What has to happen? Where you're going to get a driver of some sort and have him drive you around. Well, no, he could become a part of the show. Mr. Thong was my driver. And it was a nice. It was a big. Thong or phone. Thong. Mr. Thong. And it was. It was a Suburban. Nice. Big. I want to get the big. Yeah. Because the Suburbans, if you. I have had one for years. They have that handle so you can reach up and pull yourself up and in when you've got, you know, some stitches in your belly. Oh, I don't have. They glued me together. Oh, all right. Oh, with the super glue. Yeah. They use. Essentially, they use a medical grade crazy glue. See, now Mr. Thong could be a part of the show. Let's go check in with Mr. Mr. Thong and see what he's up to this weekend or where he's taking. I did recommend he get some new shocks or get shocks at all bouncing around. Did that reflect in his rating that you gave? No, no, I gave you. I gave him a few five or whatever. Gave him a five. Five star. But it might reflect in Fong's rating of Tom. Yeah. Thinks I should get new shocks. Yeah. Are you still at a five or four, nine or what? Whatever. I am at a 492. 492. I wasn't. I was at a five. Uhhuh. And when I was in Chicago, I was taking Ubers everywhere. And one of them. I don't think I tipped the guy quickly enough. Quickly enough. I didn't. I didn't do it for a couple of hours and then. See, I've waited till that evening or maybe the next day before I do it, before I'm out of the car anymore. They have no right to judge us. The direct. The. The Uber driver. Yeah, yeah. Sitting there. Yeah. You have. You have no right. I'm paying you for a service. You are my judge. Me. You're my employee. That's exactly right. You're a contracted employee for that that moment. Yeah. Is there any other business you go to that rates you. Customer. Yeah, prostitutes. I mean, it's all. This is all for safety. And are you. I know. With the prostitutes, are you on the scale of 1 to 10 or 1 to 12? It's 1 to 12 and I'm at 11 and a half. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not bad. How do you find out what your rating is on Uber? It's on the. Right. Yeah, it's on right on the. Go to your. Go to your account and find out. It's only going to take about 20 minutes. Hang on. Okay, good. Well, let's. Christy, I have seen nothing. I watched a little bit of football, but. Well, you missed this. A nurse in Kentucky rescued a drunk raccoon by providing it with cpr. Lecter county nurse Misty Combs said our health department is right beside Kentucky Mist Moonshine, which is a distillery. And they had some fermented peaches in their dumpster. Yeah, they did some baby raccoons that got into the dumpster. They were stuck. Millions of peaches. She was able to scoop out one of the raccoons with a shovel. Peaches for free. But realized that the raccoon wasn't really doing so well. Oh. So she started doing CPR and successfully revived the inebriated animal. Is this a middle aged white woman probably, I don't know, watching her? Oh, yeah. She's not doing mouth to mouth. No, this is just the. That compression, right? Compression. Cpu. Look at that thing. I don't know. Check out that ass. You can't help but look at that. The camera point of view is showing her. Come on, come on, come on, wake up. I hope it wakes up and fights shaking it. Now, I don't know if that's. It's a tiny little. Like she's strangling it. They're so cute when they're little on her. And then they. When they get in your attic and start crapping everywhere. I was out of doors last night with a little fire pit and a raccoon came out of the woods, went out, grabbed a hunk of apple and went back into the woods like it was his own private little convenience store. And they were. He was so bold. He wasn't 10ft from me. But this wasn't an apple sliced up on your plate. This was a crab apple or something. Was it a rock? No, no, no. It was an apple that the homeowner. Yes. She throws it out there for the woodland creatures so they can, you know. And she also has a bird feeder and all this. All this stuff to help nature. Don't the raccoons attack your bird feeders, Christy? Yes, they. I've got pictures on my Instagram account of the raccoon hanging from my bird feeder. Is there anything funny? One never brought it back. They brought one back. That's that squirrel hanging from a bird feeder. By his testimony. Testicles, man. That's funny. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. You seen this? I hate it. Is the squirrel still with us? I don't think so. Oh, that's a bad way to go, by the way. This raccoon was taken to a local veterinarian. It was able to recover and was released back into the wild. Oh, that's great. She did a great thing. She did do a great thing. There was a video last week of a kangaroo that was jumping a fence and caught. Got its sack caught in between two. What do you call those? Yeah, yeah. Two wooden planks and. But it's hanging all sack and all its weight, and they're trying to like, push the balls together to get it through for. Jeez, did they get it done? I turned it off before. That's brutal. Now, Pat, you have a tribute to this. Yeah. We all took a CPR class a couple years ago, and I was larger than. And I had a rough, rough go of it. You remember the CPR class? I remember the class. Yes. Yes. It was hot, though. Good mouth to mouth. You got the mouth to mouth. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I stay after. I was having issues for bad. It was more like high school, mostly hand stuff. You're. You're right, actually, I was a late bloomer. Hand stuff. Then I took off. We took a three hour class to be certified to give cpr. We learned the Heimlich and how to use an aed. I had a hard time paying attention since I'd been up since 4am But I listened to the instructor attentively. She told us how hard to pump and how much to count and when to blow. We attached these sticky pads to the dummy's heart. I was on my knees, pumping fast, and I had some pain in my chest. Now I'm the one who might need a jump start. I had a heart attack giving CPR to a mannequin. Ended up in the ER somehow. Ironically, I was pumping hard to the beat of staying alive. Tell me, who's the big dummy now? Had a heart attack having CPR to a mannequin. I better lose some weight before I take a class like that again. Yes, thank you very much, Pat. What's coming Up Christy Lee. Coming up. We have his binge watching, actually. Good for you. We have spilling the tea and gossip and we have a big news out of KFC. All right. I love KFC. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment? To share? Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, Matt Godway. Hey, Chick. Jeff Oskay. Yes, sir. Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am Chick and hello. Tom has returned. I'm happy to be back. Thank you very much. You're welcome. I got my hernia thing all fixed up, tucked all back in, ready to go. Yeah. All right. I'm like a screen door in my belly. Oh, yeah, yeah. They put things keep. Must be a mesh down there. Oh, yeah, it's a mesh down there. I messed it up. That's right. Yeah. That's great. Well, thank you very much. We have Kristi Lee. She's at the Silac Insurance news desk. I've missed almost everything in the news. What's happening? Kentucky Fried Chicken reportedly partnering with a candy company to make jelly beans that tastes like some of their popular menu items. Yep. Apparently they're preparing to launch fried chicken, sweet corn and gravy flavored jelly beans in collaboration with frankfurt candy, Frank Ford candy. I'm sorry. The colonel's favorite jelly beans are going to be coming out by Easter of 2026. Josh, you can use it like one of those Zinn pouches. Take a gravy jelly bean and stick it right down there. I'm an overweight man. You missed it earlier. The McDonald's buffet, have you heard about that, Tom? No. Yes. In Branson, Missouri, there's a McDonald's that's test marketing a buffet. What would you pay for a McDonald's all you can eat buffet? No fish. No fish. That's right. Point of contention with Cosby over there. Yeah, that's, that's my go to at McDonald's is the fish sandwich. Are they QPC's and french fries, Everything? Yeah. Big Max and Quarter fan. What do you think? The. Are they all. They're all made up and packaged right there. Yeah, they're right. That's the way it looks. Looks 15 bucks. Well, yeah. Oh, you'll think it's a bargain. 12.99. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're experimenting with it now. Really? Yeah, apparently lines out the door. It's a. Yeah, I can't. I. I would drive up to 30 miles to go to a McDonald's buffet. Would you really? But, I mean, are people going to take, like, five Big Macs and stuff them in there? Well, no, Pat brought that question up. I did say, can you take it to the car? Can he bring a sack and fill it up and leave the restaurant? No. Well, this is kind of inside radio, but I think Chick and Christy will appreciate this. We used to go to certain events where, you know, press events, and we are marginally part of the press. And. And there was a certain person that was famous for bringing a very large purse whenever they would have food laid out. Oh, yeah. And everyone knew who she was. And she would. She would. Oh, this is purse lady. Oh, they'll take a case of bottled water. She would just load up on wrapping the meatloaf sandwiches up and shoving six of them in her purse. She came up to me and said, now, what's your name? Chip. And I said, yes, yes, it is. Thank you very much. That's a really interesting experiment. I know, right? Does it save on labor? I don't know. What, is that the reason they would do it? Yeah. I don't know. It seems like it would be. I can't imagine how this. I can't. How would it make money? Just catch, like, wildfire? Oh, come on. They could give away their food and still make money. Come on. They make a lot of the money on the drinks. I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drinks and fries. That. That's your. That's your money maker. But if the McDonald's fries were to buffet. I mean, you take eight of them. Well, they. Apparently people were. Well, yeah, apparently they were stacking them up. Don't you have 50. Can't you order 50 nuggets and a basket of fries now? Yeah. Let's say if you're going to a football game party or whatever, I'm pretty sure you can't. I mean, I think you might have to order ahead, but you can get 50 nuggets. I did not know that. Because those fries are the best. Oh, the fries, they are good. You know, you can order, give it the extra crispy instruction, and I think they're better. Oh, that's interesting. On the fries. I think I'd like that. I'd like that. And the thing about the McDonald's buffet is the turnover is probably so quick. Nothing's sitting there and going. Going bad. Absolutely. Man, you can order your fries extra crispy at McDonald's. You've just changed my life. I did not know that. Yeah. You have to wait. Or do they have. Occasionally, but not that long. I like them just the way they are. I do, too. I'd like. I like them. They're always perfectly salted and they are good. I just had some last week. Lately they've been undercooked, though. There you go. By like a minute. Like, if they just gave it one more minute, it would be perfect. Soggy's not good. Step closer to the oven. Yeah, that's all. So I'm sorry. So they. We're talking about this because KFC is doing jelly beans. Interesting. I don't even like jelly beans. Yeah, yeah. Like a normal flavor. I don't care for regular jelly beans now. Have fried chicken. Have jelly beans. Have jelly beans hit the marijuana market yet as far as being infused? Yeah, I would say for sure. Everything else has. Yeah. Yesterday when I was. I was at the hospital yesterday getting this surgery done. And. And before you do it, they go through, you know, various prescription drugs and everything you're taking, you know, do you drink? Do you smoke? And the new question I hadn't heard before is, do you. Do you smoke marijuana? And then they say, do you take gummies? Yeah. Which is interesting that that's. That's added. Been added to their list. I wonder what would happen if you said yes. They probably would want to know if, like everything else that you know. When is the last time you ate? What did you eat? When is the last time you had any water? Because when I was having surgeries, you're not supposed to have water. Whatever. I think it's right after midnight, so it could affect the. Yeah. What kind of anesthesia they give you? If you said, yeah, I took a gummy half an hour ago, they're going to go, wait a minute. I'm not sure how it would react, but they did ask me that specifically. Interesting. So maybe they'll have to add jelly beans to the list. If you can get your. Cannabis. Cannabis jelly beans. But I'm with you, Josh. I am not a jelly bean guy. Yeah, Never really was. Really. Yeah. Love a jelly bean. You know, they're trying to get me, though, with the different flavor. Like they have cookies and cream. Jelly. Jelly beans, all sorts of flavors. Yeah. You know, the big jelly bean guy was. Who, Ronald Reagan? Yeah, Ronald Reagan was huge jelly bean guy. Old Dutch loved. Old Dutch loved Adam. Had had a job in the. In the Oval Office. Evidently that made him adept at cunning lingus. Did you know that according to Nancy. Yeah, yeah. She was always. She didn't say no to that. No, she didn't. She did not. Yeah. You know, I, I, you say something, something innocent and, and the next thing you know you've got just say yeah. She whispered in his ear then too. Yeah, she did like to apologize to everyone out there. Apologizing to the Reagan's kids are out there. Remember the minor celebrity that Ronald Reagan Jr. Was. Oh, like he hosted SNL1. It was like that's incredible or something. Or the Guinness Book of World Record show. Yeah. That's got to be hard being having your dad, the president. Yes. I mean there's a lot of horror that it's been, it's gone south for several people. I mean, I think kind of all started with Billy Carter and Billy Carter was the brother, of course of Jimmy Carter. Nancy wasn't his mom though, right? It was Jane Wyman. I thought Ron Reagan Jr. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Oh, you know, but I don't know what he's up to now, but I know that there's still a bunch of kids of presidents running around out there doing various things. Sure. But it'd be hard. Mama girls, they're having the time of their life. College. Didn't one of them change her name, did she? Mitzy? I thought one of them has ever said thanks, dad. Oh, well, hilarious. I, they have to have done. Yeah, I would hope so. Yeah. I think one of them changed their last name. Their last name for the purposes of some documentary or something. I'll dig it up. But oh, in the meantime, they changed it to the original Muslim, right? Yes. It's on their birth certificate from Kenya. Why do I get the feeling I'm going, I'm going to get hate mail? Malia Obama has professionally dropped her last name and now uses her first and middle name names, Malia Ann in her career as a filmmaker. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. I mean, I can see, you can see why you'd want to do that. I don't know. It's not necessary. She did not legally change it. It's just for professional. So. All right. Having a radio name. Yeah. So I create. Yeah. Like Chicken Eye. What? He's not my legal name. No. Oh, I didn't know that. It's Helena Lipschitz. Did you know that? Well, I would have changed if it was Arnold Far Farquhar. I get strange. Christie wants to get an NPR. She's going to change it to Muhammad O'Reilly. Lip shits. Somebody at NPR really made you angry. I don't know what happened. The last two are hyphenated. Lakshmi, whatever her name is. She's great. Pissed you off. No, no, no, she's fine. There's a lot of, a lot of hyphenated names though. It gets to the point where. Okay, we, we understand. Yeah. But couldn't there be like, like a limit of three? You can have three names. That's. Yeah. The name Bob Jones on NPR is now considered exotic. I'm not paying attention. You saved it with the finger gun. 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It's the chicken first, by the way. Original recipe. Followed by the mashed potatoes, then the coleslaw. Do you die Dunk? Absolutely. And the coleslaw. Oh, absolutely, absolutely. Dunk in the coleslaw. And the grave. They are actually coming out with kfc. It looks like this says only. They're only gonna have. Oh, they're gonna have the corn. Yeah. Corn, gravy and chicken. I may have to try these. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry, Pat, you have a new song for me. Yeah. And you know, what I. What I said was that a lot of times you had me do us, and I can't believe you guys are making him do this. Pat's a creative man. There's no doubt about it. Well, thank you. Yes. You're welcome. And a lot of times I. Let me stop. I'll mediate this. A lot of times he feels constrained and possibly put upon. Maybe His. His creative light has been snuffed out every now and then by too many suggestions or things about topics that he should do songs about. Right. If you follow the way I've drifted. Of course. So he decided to write a song that's totally inspired by him. Him. He's tired of the cheap laughs. Okay. Is what he. Yeah. And it gets a little too racy for me. And sometimes. I know. I mean, I'm racy in the green room, but on the air, you know, sometimes I go, oh, boy, it's a little rough. Yeah. And, you know, sing a lot about alligators and highway. You know, hey, I know I get to do what I want to do. Something that comes from the heart or something that's right. Happened to me in my life. So here we go. I got a pimple on my balls. I found it when my nature called. This is going exactly how I thought I used to get them on my face. But never such a place. Like a pimple on my balls. Hey, I was checking out my sack. Huh? What? It was hiding by my crack. You must check yourself for lumps or bumps both big and small. I got a pimple on my paws. How did it get the hell down there? Hiding in my pubic hair. It is quite a spectacle. A pillar testicles. Should I leave it? Should I pop? It's so big my need a mop. I might use some Clarisil or an anti acne pill. I got a pimple on my ball. Trump is solo. Yes. Girls get bumps on their vagina when they Shave to make it shine up. I don't mind those bumps at all. It's not gross. Like pimples on the balls. I got a pimple on my balls. I'm avoiding girlfriend's. Girls must do self examination. Sometimes lead to masturbation. I got a pimple on my paws. I'm sorry, Tom. Sometimes I just gotta do what I gotta do. Yeah, you can play that at a wedding. Wedding. You know, I forgot to look if you do see if you had pimples on your balls. No, no, no. I had to have a hernia surgery. Yes. And yesterday. It's all good now. But I forgot to look and see if they did any shaving down there. Why would they have to shave down there? It's up here. You want me to take a look? Well, I sent you the pictures. Oh, I did the same selfies. I'd rather not look. I'd rather just go by. Feel. Can I feel and see if you've got hair down? I think they probably shaved you. I don't know, I forgot. I. I did not look. Honestly, they do. They do shave a wide swath no matter what they're doing. Are you serious? In that area? Yeah. When I. I had. When I had heart surgery 10 years ago. Where they. The one where they go in. Down by your groin. Yep. They go in with these tubes, which is miraculous. That is great. I mean, for what smart thinking people know the science of medicine is amazing. And thank you very much, all you engineers and scientists and doctors. But yeah, when they did that, I remember waking up and not thinking about it. And I walked in front of a mirror the next day and they had shaved just the sides and left that landing strip there. But I'm not sure if they did for this one. I did. I honestly did not. Look, you know, look and come back. And you know how they went through your groin? They went through my groin when I had my open heart. But now they can go. I mean, they'd have to go through my. Because it's already open, if you will. Right. But they can go through your wrist. Yeah. Get to your heart. It's unbelievable. Nuts. I can't even wire my stereo, let alone. Yeah. Run a wire in my body. Yeah. From my wrist. What did they try before they found out that's where to. Like where they've run it through a nose down here. Like, they had to have tried a bunch of different places. I will tell you that. The. The tubes. This is rather unscientific. I'm sorry. You know, the tubes that they for example, if you've ever had to have them look at your throat or something. Those are getting smaller and smaller and smaller. I had one a couple years ago. They go in your nose and the thing is the thickness of a toothpick. Yeah. But the first time I had to have anything done down there, I had to have some work done in the old. And the thing they went in when it looked more like a garden hose. What? Yeah. And it had a camera on it with a light. But now they're tiny. But, you know, back in my day, it was like one of those cameras they would take, you know, new scene seven. The guy's got it over his shoulder. You think some. A doctor played a prank on a patient who. A doctor who was a patient and brought the big camera in like they were going to do that. Yeah, I bet they do. Yeah. They have fun. When I first did it, I'm not kidding, it was in an operating theater and there was a medical. They brought in a bunch of medical students and it was like a sports bar. They had the big TVs hanging from the. Oh, yeah. And the doctors going, okay, you can see this. And he's moving this thing up and down. And I'm awake. This was, you know, many years ago, but the technology's gotten much better. Yes. But I'll check about the shaving and let you know tomorrow. Are you allowed to shave yourself? No. And save 1500 bucks. No. They specifically. Yeah. Tell you not to. And I'll take it one step further. The razors they use are some kind of super duper. Scientifically, they can't allow regular people to have these razors. They're unbelievable. I guess. But you can't have them at home because dry razors, they're too sharp. Yeah. They're too sharp and too. Yeah. And I tip 25 because, you know, if the guy's down there and something goes wrong. You want this guy to be happy with his gig. I want him to spend some time. Yeah. Did you have him straighten up your sideburns? Yeah, after he did down there. And then I. But then I asked. They were only shaving half. I asked for the comb over. Nice. I want to look. I want. That's. That's always a good seller. Speaking of real quick comb overs. Feeling old. So yesterday I had. I had to go to school. I'm enrolled back in college. For those of you who don't know. I went to class for the first time. Nice. And I am obviously the oldest person in the class. Okay. But a student Turned around before the class started. And she says to me, were you born in the 1900s? What? And I was like, yeah, you have to answer, yes. The entire class erupted in laughter. Like they thought that was the funniest thing in the world, that somebody. And it dawned on me. None of them were. It's funny. They were all funny. Way to. Yeah, yeah. That's 1900. I felt great pioneer. Because it sounds so old. Yes. But, yeah, they were probably all born 2000. Was she being rude on purpose? I think they were just like, aren't you supposed to be teaching? They were kind of breaking. By the way, have you noticed this on a lot of forms now? When it gets to the date, they have those lists that run down the computer. You scroll down. Yeah. Have you. Not just for laughs, have you ever kept going and see, okay, do they have, oh, what's the farthest you've got? Do they have, like, 1904? Right. But they realize once they get past about, about 1940, these people aren't operating a computer. Exactly. I mean, come on. Those. Those always kill me. Then you have to find your state. You ever hit the wrong one by mistake and don't notice it? Yes. Okay. These both start with the same letter, Illinois every day. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. If you're just joining us. Hey. Hi. Thanks for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and we're happy to be here in the Bob and Tom program. I think one of the most favorite things that came out of yesterday's show that you missed was from Pat and your friend with his little sexual exploits. It started with Josh and what he had his encounter with a woman. Yeah. We were talking about things that you probably, you know, you sort of stumbling in the dark early on. Right? Yeah. And Pat's friend said this was. I had never heard something like this. This is an intimate moment. Yeah. It was his first intimate moment. Yeah. He's our class probably president. I'll see him in a couple weeks at our reunion. And he came to me privately and said, boy, I messed up. I had this date with Sue Miller, and he's in the back. You don't have to name names. I'm naming names. His name's Fred Schultz. He's an army big guy in the Army. Keep talking, keep talking. I don't care anymore. I make the decisions around here. Attaboy. So he's in the back of his Volkswagen Bug, and he politely asked the girl, may I have a piece of chess? And he thought, and she freaked out. He says, what did I do. Wrong. Such a weird. Don't ask for a piece of chess. Once again, may I have a piece of chest? That's right. Well, he. I'm sure he heard. He'd heard the term piece of a. Right, Right. Yeah, just. He was being polite. He's a polite guy. Nerves meets. Yeah. Trying to be polite meets horniness. And they've made, what, 5,000 movies about those moments? Yeah. All these high school movies and they keep making them and we've never heard that. No, no, that's a new one. He said, don't tell anybody. I told everybody. And how did it go after he said that? Oh, not well at all. She totally freaked out and he said the date was over, and I think that's what we were talking about. Have you ever laughed in an intimate moment where it may have not been appropriate, but did it in the event or did it. Yeah. Were you able to laugh it off? Right. Even become more intimate? Right. Because I think it's. Yeah. I may be down the road. Maybe down the road a piece, but not in those very first early encounters. Yeah, that's. May I have. So awkward. It's like AI trying to be sexy. Oh, perfect. That's the perfect analogy. I thought about that all day yesterday. I just could not believe it. It was. Yeah, it's so true. And he came to me so pained the next day. Well, I messed up over the weekend. Are you going to tell that story now? You're. You're playing for your high school reunion? Yeah, a couple of us are going to get up and play. Are you going to tell that story? Oh, no, I. He may be still a little sensitive about it. Yeah, I don't know. I'll ask him. Yeah, you wouldn't want to tell 2 million people the young lady. Is. The young lady, the. Sue Miller's coming too? Yeah, she'll be there. Oh, my God. Does she still have. She has some chest we could get. Get a piece of. What's it. What? Well, it's going to be my 20th reunion. I haven't seen you. And remember, remember, Patre, may I have a piece of chest? I'll take a picture. Take a picture of the two of them together. Yes. Because, you know, you don't want the response when you say, can I have a piece of chest for her to go? I don't know, can you? That's always embarrassing. Well, let's push forward. Here we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. What's happening? A company called Tiny Vinyl is turning singles into Pocket sized, playable records. Hold it closer. Tiny vinyl. I know they launched a series of 4 inch records with the initial release, including singles from Chapel Roan, Pink Pony Club and Naked in Manhattan, Frank Sinatra's Jingle Bells in Silent Night and others. Are these 45 RPM or are they 4 inches? I don't know what speed they go. So is the hole the tiny one or the big one of the circumstances? According to Billboard co founders Neil Kohler and Jessie Mann, they partnered with Nashville Record Pressing to develop the mini format and the initial release will currently be available at Target. Seems like a cute kind of stocking stuff. Don't we need a player to go along with the four? Well, that's what I would think. Well, with the return of vinyl. I know I have a couple of players at my house now, but they're. They have the tiny hole in them, so these don't come with a tiny. There you go. Ah, so then. Yeah, then presumably they're 33 and a third speed wise. Yeah, yeah. And they play on a vinyl. Yeah, so they play on a traditional record. That's a. You're right, Josh. Great Christmas stockings. Yeah, it's a fun little thing. There's the ghost. Tiny vinyl edition. Oh, this is. I assume Taylor Swift will have her entire catalog. Welcome. 89. Wow, that's a. They're so cute. Yeah, they are really cute. Gracie Adams has one you love heard. I love Gracie Abrams. Oh, Abrams. That's right. She was just here. Did you go see her? No, I saw her in London, England. Oh, there's no Lola Young. I don't know, man. I'm a big fan and I think I'm a little late to the party, but. Yeah, that's. I'm late to a lot of parties. Yeah. But there's. There's still some great music out. Oh, yes. Yeah. I have not heard of them, but there are quite a few of them available online on Target, if you're interested. That's fun. I'm sorry, did you say they have them at Target stores? These are online. I don't know which ones are available in stores. Release dates are varied. I wonder if anybody's come out with a miniature turntable. I mean, that's adorable. That would be one. Yeah. What a great idea. And Chick, your song, Hold Me Closer. Tiny vinyl. And Pat, you're familiar with 4 inches? Of course I am. Yes. Yes. Who knows? Did you date Sue Miller? No, I did not date Sue Miller. No. I was obnoxious in high school, if you could believe that. I had to Go to other high schools where they didn't know me to date and take them to the prom. That's a true story. A boy school? No, not a boy. My girlfriend lives in another state. You don't know her. Wow. Well, so what are they. Are they calling these. These little tiny records, like Shetland? No, Shetland records. That'll be a funny name for them. Shell and Record Records is good. That is. I like that. Yeah. When I was on my recent little vacation, I saw something I haven't seen in ages. I saw two or three collies. Oh, my neighbor has a collie like. Like a Lassie dog. Yeah. You just don't see him as. You really don't. Yeah, Belle, she's full grown. Big. Are they good family dogs? No, they're horrible. Okay. Yeah. They'll eat your baby. Eat your baby. Hang on. Now. This is new information. Evidently, collie like human babies. Yeah, that's why. That's why it could always find it. When it fell down the well, it thought it was dinner time. Man, I'm having trouble with my baby. Cowlick. No, collie. His dogs, they do go in trends. They do. And as Larry the Cable Guy said, there are a lot of great dogs available at your nearest shelter. And. But yeah, I. I hadn't seen a collie in ages. Yeah, I hadn't either. And when we moved in, I was shocked. And she's. Her name's Bill. She's beautiful. She barks a lot. But she's. But I thought of that because I also saw a couple of Shetland sheepdogs, and I was explaining to one of my daughters, no, that's. That's not a baby collie. That's a. Like a miniature collie. And I don't know if they're the same breed technically or not, but. Yeah, you just don't see them. Anyway, obviously, with the show Lassie, they became very popular. And I do remember that when. When 101 Dalmatians came out, the most recent version, Disney made an effort to say, these are not necessarily great family dogs. Oh, right. Think before you go get one. And I grew up with a collie. Yeah. I'm sad that she's no longer around. Really. Good golly. I miss Kali. Oh, Jesus. Good thing that my. My stitches only hurt when I laugh. No danger right now. Right now. Did you guys not hear it? Good golly, Ms. Collie. Ah, good golly, Ms. Golly. Yeah. Thank you. Little richer. Oh, yeah, I see. Like, the ball. Where are we now? I've lost my place. We have, like, the Omaha Steaks. You know who the official expert Omaha Steaks is? Me. Josh Arnold. That's right, baby. It's tailgating season and season. Yeah. Sees the tailgating season is what I was going for there. Grilling outside in the fall is the best. I love the great weather. Who doesn't fall weather? 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Christy, give me a quick clue. Coming up. What do you want to talk about. I don't know, did you do today? We have not done today in history. We did not do that. Okay. Maybe we can catch up on a little bit of history for you. All right. Or the doorbell prankster. Whichever we got. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning. The show is also out there for you on our YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Six Feet Under. Great show show. Welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. Christy Lee. Hi, Chick. There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Jeff. Oscar. Hi, Josh. Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. Hello, Chick. He's back. I am back. He's got all. They've got all the intestines stuffed back in there. Good. And a screen door to keep it all in. And here we are. Yeah. It's amazing. You gotta love that. That's amazing. What the human body can take. Medical people. Oh, yeah. I had a hernia surgery and they put some kind of a screen door, I think. What they. They use a different word. Mesh. Vaginal mesh. In my case. I asked for that and they said, no, no, you're a boy. Oh. Then they explained the distinction. You're a non birth. Then you should have had a hisne instead of a hernia. Yes. I was trying to remember who made that. That music. I was. I was up the night before trying to remember the James Brown song Living in America. Yeah. Did you ever hear Weird Al's parody? This is a real parody. Yes. Living with a hernia. No. Maybe you should listen to that song. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I. I know where that came from. Al nailed that one. That hurt for a while. And they start done with a great physician and they use a robot for part of it. I will assist you. And they've got. I think I've got. It's like a laser. Like four holes in my belly. Wow. Must operate. And then they. With my ovaries, they glue them shut. No stitches. That's amazing. They use. They use glue. Then you'll have a little line. I haven't looked yet. There's a. Well, you had one before. Was there a line from that? Little, tiny. Yeah, little tiny lines. Because I remember I had had some issues with my ovaries and I had that kind of a similar surgery. So when I have my C section, he goes, I'm just going to connect the dots. And I go, okay. Remember the story out of England, about some guy that I forget. He. He put his initials or something on someone's kidney or something crazy. Wasn't he kind of known for it? Yeah. And then they went, hey, dude, is that bad? How would anybody know? Unnecessary scar tissue. I have no problem with that. Oh, no. Look, you've got some well educated, brilliant surgeon working on you. They can do whatever they want. That's a God complex and a half. But how would anyone know. How did he get. I think they. I think he had another. Like, if he had a kidney replacement, he needed a new one, and when they went to take the old one out, they saw the signature. Yeah, you can't. You can't do that. You don't want that. I don't. It'd be fine with me. I'd sign off on this. All right. He could even leave one of those new little records in there. Oh, by the way, we found out, Christy, I don't have the story, but that the tiny vinyl records that are coming out there about the size of the old CDs. Yes, it's called tiny vinyl. They're being Target, right? Yeah, they're at Target. Their release dates vary, so different singles are coming out, but they're not like 45s. But. But they. Even though they have the small hole, they play at 45 RPMs. Yes, that's what we've been told. Okay. Are they. Is there a price point? Yeah, 14.99. Oh, okay. That's all right. Seems excessive, but for a little. It's a great stocking stuffer. What a. That's such a great idea. But you're gonna find. Yeah. If you. That you. When you put that on the turntable, you got to get up two minutes later and. Well, yeah. Just playing the one song part of the. I've said this before. I'll say it again. Nobody get Dove into vinyl more. I did with the turntable and the Bluetooth and the speakers and all the vinyl, and, boy, it's a pain in the ass to get up and go put another record on the turntable. You didn't have one of those automatic arms. No, but drops them. But the other thing about it is it kind of forced you to listen to the off cuts. Yeah. You know, you'd listen to a whole side of it, and almost every album has a good side and a bad side. You go, I don't want to hear this side. I got to sit through this. I'd skip some dogs. Yeah. Now, Christy, we. Are you upset, Josh, that I took your vinyl and I Put it in a frame and I'm not playing it. Oh, gosh. No, no. Yeah, it's hanging in our. It's hanging in our. That's. That's very. I'm honored that you did that. Have you got. Have you gone through all those? Oh, immediately. They sold out. Within. Within. Do you have an extra copy of that? I need two copies. One to crap on and the other one to cover it up with. Oh, sure. Yeah. Let me go get. Wait a second. So we don't have time for today in history. Happy birthday, Leo. Leo Tolstoy, the. The Dean Koontz of his era. He wishes. He wishes he was. I bet he wished he sold as many back then. Friend of the show, Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family. He's terrific. Yeah. Gay as a goose. Happy birthday, Michael Buble. I love him. What do they call his fans? Bubble Boys. Are they they? Let's see. Because you got your dead heads. Your swifties. Would they be boobies? Booble heads is pretty good. That's really good. Okay, we're Bob and Tom heads. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Become a Bob and Tom VIP and get your Bob and Tom fix 24 7. Get all the info in the VIP area@bobandtom.com Football season is here. Oh, man. Italy has the podcast to enhance your football experience. From the pros. 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