-*VIP Free Trial*- The BOB & TOM Show March 10, 2026

Summary

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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Episode: VIP Free Trial - March 10, 2026

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Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show delivers the signature blend of irreverent comedy, topical news, sports updates, and listener interaction. The main cast—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, and Pat Godwin—are joined by comedians Dave Dugan and Jeff Oskay for a lively morning of sketches, musical tributes, and humorous takes on pop culture, food, sports, and some rather unusual news stories. Listeners are treated to everything from riffs on “Trophy Wife Barbie” and odd Hallmark movie plots, to spirited debates about ranch dressing, sandwiches, and even the mechanics behind “wife carrying” competitions.

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Episode Highlights & Key Discussions

1. Trophy Wife Barbie Parody & Barbie in the News

• Segment Start: 01:00
  The show opens with a satirical ad and musical send-up for "Trophy Wife Barbie," poking fun at modern stereotypes and Barbie’s myriad incarnations.
• Notable Quote:
  • “Trophy Wife Barbie—she can’t sew or bake a cake, who cares if her boobs are fake?” – Tom Griswold (01:05)
• Follow-up:
  • Discussion about the creative spelling of "Barbie" to avoid legal troubles:
    • “Barbie spelled differently. Just enough to avoid litigation.” – Chick McGee (03:04)

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2. Team Banter: Hallmark Movie Tropes & Dream Casts

• Segment: 04:00 – 09:00
  The crew imagines themselves in classic Hallmark or Nancy Meyers-esque movie plots, assigning each other (and celebrities) fitting roles and love interests:
  • Christy Lee is compared to “Diane Keaton as an art teacher.”
  • Discussion turns to aging actresses and wished-for romantic co-stars.
    • “I want to be in a Hallmark movie, but I’m the poor white trash that moved away and now I’m rich…” – Chick McGee (05:25)
    • “Sabrina Carpenter. She is adorable—that’s the twist!” – Josh Arnold, on his ideal co-star (08:53)

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3. Daylight Saving Time, Mailbag & Nostalgia

• Segment: 09:40 – 13:50
  The panel laments the start of daylight savings time and reads emails about classic time-and-temperature hotlines, memories of swimming as kids, and comically tragic stories.
• Notable Quote:
  • “I had swim lessons in the spring and I almost died from exposure. That’s how poor we were.” – Chick McGee (12:21)
  • “Chick segwaying out of tragedy...” – Tom Griswold (13:53)

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4. Favorite Sandwiches & Food Debates

• Segment: 19:23 – 24:33
  A running gag about celebrities’ favorite sandwiches, outrageous bacon-laden BLTs (Tony’s in Saginaw), and peanut butter/chip combos keeps the energy (and the emails) coming.
• “Their BLT has a pound of bacon on it.” – Mail from Peggy, Kent, OH (19:23)
  • “That’s a pound of bacon, kids. That’s a Dagwood sandwich.” – Josh Arnold (23:31)
• The team debates how you’d even eat such a monstrosity and riffs on “makin’ bacon” as both a culinary and sexual euphemism.

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5. Sexy and Strange: Nipple Fillers & Testicle Talk

• Segment: 16:27 – 18:49, 21:52 – 23:10, 29:39 – 32:29
  Continuing from previous episodes, the group revisits “nipple filler” news, scrotal enhancement, and testicle festivals:
  • “Is there a fetish? Is there a website you go to that’s just balls?” – Tom Griswold (22:58)
  • “You know what? The best buy’s the deer nuts… they’re under a buck!” – Chick McGee (31:19)

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6. Walk-up Music & Running Gags

• Segment: 25:04 – 28:47
  Everyone shares the song they’d use as their “walk-up music” if they were pro athletes. Discussion devolves into song references, Paul Shaffer, and walk-up music fails.
  • “That song burned quick” – Tom Griswold, on “Purple People Eater” (48:24)

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7. Odd News: Sex in a Porta Potty

• Segment: 38:05 – 43:20
  Reporting on a Florida inmate caught having sex in a porta-potty during a BBQ fundraiser.
  • “You gotta stand… it has to be dog standing.” – Josh Arnold, contemplating the logistics (49:19)
  • Discussion includes mugshot commentary and what motivates people for public potty sex.

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8. Randomness: Penny Farthings, Cigar Regrets

• Segment: 50:41 – 45:40
  Listener shares about seeing a penny-farthing bicycle; Josh recounts his brief cigar phase.
  • “All my buddies made out at the party...I just sat there and smoked my cigar.” – Josh Arnold (45:17)

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9. Sports: NFL Signings & Wife Carrying Competitions

• Segment: 45:37 – 48:31, 64:36 – 70:41
  Chick delivers sports headlines, including the latest in NFL signings (Gardner Minshew gets his own tribute song!), and bizarre global competitions like “wife carrying” in the UK.
  • Notable Song: “Garden of Minshew” – Pat Godwin (60:10)
  • “The standing 69 is the Fosbury Flop of wife stealing.” – Tom Griswold (72:22)

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10. Food Weirdness: Ranch Dressing, Popcorn Tomatoes

• Segment: 96:23 – 101:25
  National Ranch Dressing Day sparks a heated discussion:
  • “Isn’t that two pounds of ranch dressing?” – Chick McGee, on a new 32-oz ranch cup (97:26)
  • Meanwhile, scientists apparently develop a tomato that “smells like popcorn.”

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11. Unusual News Roundup: Crocodiles, Tortoises, & Found Luggage

• Segment: 117:47 – 135:42
  • Australia’s “crocodiles everywhere” flood warning.
  • A Georgia tortoise escapes from a high school; listeners debate tortoise vs. rabbit tales.
  • Unclaimed Baggage: The crew reads a list of the wackiest things found in airport-lost luggage—a bionic knee, robot, meteorite, samurai sword, beekeeping gear, a feather bowtie, and more.
    • “A skeleton.” – Christy Lee, deadpan (140:51)
    • “Gold plated golf clubs on their way to Mar-a-Lago.” – Josh Arnold (130:36)

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12. Loose Ends: Protest Songs & Listener Interactions

• Segment: 120:44 – 125:19
  • Mini-debate on protest songs being “panty droppers.”
  • Christy Lee quizzes: What are the most-played artists during sex? (Neil Diamond, Luther Vandross, Barry White)
  • Listener emails about odd food, book clubs, and local color.

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13. Closing Banter & Upcoming Shows

• Segment: 141:43 – End
  • Dave Dugan talks failed Mediterranean diets and grandparenting.
  • Tom issues scam alerts (free riverboat trips, etc.) and wraps with reminders about special guests and upcoming events.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Trophy Wife Barbie:

  • “Barbie spelled differently. Just enough to avoid litigation. I’m guessing B-A-R-B-E-E for Barbie.” – Chick McGee (03:04-03:17)

• On Hallmark Movie Stereotypes:

  • “I want to be in a Hallmark movie, but I’m the poor white trash that moved away and now I’m rich…” – Chick McGee (05:25)
  • “Who’s Nancy Meyers?” – Tom Griswold (05:02)

• On Joyful Memories & Swimming:

  • “I had swim lessons in the spring and I almost died from exposure. That’s how poor we were.” – Chick McGee (12:21)

• On Nipple Fillers:

  • “Is it like a spackle?” – Josh Arnold (18:11)
  • “It puffs them up...like a Juvederm.” – Christy Lee (18:13)

• On “Scrote Filler”:

  • “So they’re apparently getting filler in there.” – Christy Lee (22:20)
  • “You’d have to look for a couple of mirrors, I would think, to get a really good look…” – Christy Lee (22:50)

• On Eating Bull Testicles:

  • “I couldn’t get past the fact they tasted like balls.” – Chick McGee (30:22)

• Barbie World Record:

  • “Barbie collector Bettina Dorfman… identified 19 Barbie dolls blindfolded in 4 minutes.” – Christy Lee (79:54)
  • “That’s a lot of baggage right there!” – Tom Griswold, on a photo of her collection (81:13)

• On Crocodile Floods:

  • “Crocodiles are absolutely everywhere… Please don’t go in the water.” – Christy Lee (117:47)

• On Wife Carrying:

  • “The upside-down, legs locked, Estonian hold!” – Christy Lee demonstrates (69:16)

• On Port-a-Potty Sex:

  • "Can you imagine? What woman would admit to doing it in a porta potty?" – Tom Griswold (40:57)

• On Unclaimed Luggage:

  • “A giant stuffed goose…” – Tom Griswold (140:41)
  • “A suitcase full of rat poison.” – Christy Lee (131:02)

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Important Timestamps

• Open/Trophy Wife Barbie Song: 00:53 – 03:19
• Hallmark Movie Tropes: 04:00 – 09:08
• Daylight Saving/Mailbag & Sandwiches: 09:40 – 12:49, 19:23 – 24:01
• Testicle/Nipple Talk: 16:27 – 18:49, 21:52 – 23:10, 29:39 – 32:29
• Porta-Potty Sex News: 38:05 – 43:20
• Ranch Dressing & Popcorn Tomato: 96:23 – 101:25
• Found Luggage/Weird Items: 126:40 – 131:02, 138:51 – 141:55

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Running Gags & Show Tone

• Self-deprecating banter & recurring inside jokes
• Playful boundary-pushing with topics (“making bacon,” “scrote filler,” “panty dropper” protest songs)
• Musical parody interludes (Pat Godwin)
• Pop culture riffs and digressions: movies, TV, random sports jokes

The laid-back, riff-heavy, occasionally blue but always quick-witted style defines the hour.

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Useful for:

Anyone who enjoys freewheeling morning radio comedy, topical humor, and the weirdest stories in food, sports, and pop culture, with a touch of nostalgia and plenty of sharp-tongued banter.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Chick McGee]

It's the bob and tom show. New from the Bob and Tom Toy Company. It's Trophy Wife Barbie.

[Tom Griswold]

Trophy Wife Barbie the empty headed doll

[Chick McGee]

Trophy Wife Barbie loves shopping at the mall she can't sew or bake a cake who cares if her boo to

[Tom Griswold]

bake Trophy Wife Barbie She's a living

[Chick McGee]

doll Trophy Wife Barbie comes with the following accessories. Thong bikini, high heels, miniature brass pole, push up bra, collagen appl. And an engagement ring twice as big as first Wife Barbie. Sorry. Trophy Wife Barbie's husband sold separately. We'd like to say she comes with her husband, but she doesn't. She does, however, come with Pedro the pool Boy.

[Christy Lee]

I'm Trophy wife Barbie I don't work

[Chick McGee]

in the yard I'm Trophy wife Barbie

[Tom Griswold]

I've got a gold credit card

[Dave Dugan]

I

[Chick McGee]

used to work at Dairy Queen and

[Tom Griswold]

now I've got a limousine

[Christy Lee]

I'm Trophy

[Tom Griswold]

Wife Barbie I'm a living. Oh, singing is hard, but not as

[Chick McGee]

hard as my music teacher. Her husband's getting ill Trophy Wife Barbie

[Tom Griswold]

can't wait to read the will. Other girls say she's a Mitch she

[Josh Arnold]

can suck the chrome off a trailer

[Chick McGee]

hitch Trophy Wife Barbie She's a living dog Trophy Wife Barbie She's a living

[Dave Dugan]

dog

[Chick McGee]

Trophy Wife Barbie from Bob and Tom Toy Company. Barbie spelled differently. Just enough to avoid litigation. I'm guessing. I'm guessing B A R, B E E for Barbie maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Would that could be.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

We got Barbie coming up in the news today.

[Chick McGee]

I know. Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. It's the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hel.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Chris, y'. All.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning. Go to by did you. Wow, Chris, what's going on with you over there? Are those new glasses?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Are your bangs all fluffy?

[Christy Lee]

My bang.

[Chick McGee]

They are right they are right at maximum. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They are going to be cut on Thursday. And I've had these glasses. I haven't worn them in a while.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Pat Godwin]

I like them.

[Tom Griswold]

You're throwing me off.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they look good.

[Christy Lee]

I can put the old ones on. I've got them.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

You look good. I like the puffy bangs.

[Chick McGee]

You look like the shirt makes you look like you're teaching an oil painting class.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. It's rather Diane Keaton.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Like, all right.

[Christy Lee]

Gotten that a lot lately. You're dressing more like Diane Keaton.

[Chick McGee]

This is our nude model. Please no giggling. And, you know, it's Josh, and I

[Christy Lee]

would be the first one to giggle.

[Chick McGee]

He whips his robe off.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. It's like a Nancy Myers movie.

[Chick McGee]

Exactly. And you fall in love with the model, of course. And you redo his kitchen. And that's. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

So what you're saying is every one of us could be in a different form of one of those Hallmark movies.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee would be kind of the Diane Keaton type. Art teacher. That. And she meets the guy, and it's Josh, and he's a nude model. I like everything about this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Christy Lee]

And he's younger.

[Josh Arnold]

My thoughts were it's like a Nancy Myers movie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's Nancy Myers?

[Chick McGee]

I knew he didn't know who it was.

[Tom Griswold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Mike Myers. Mom.

[Josh Arnold]

Handful of huge, huge romantic comedy hits. Oh. Sort of a Nora Ephron type.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Dave Dugan]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't it that. What's one with Meryl Streep and Alex?

[Josh Arnold]

It's complicated. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And Steve Martin's in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a pretty good one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a good one.

[Christy Lee]

It's a good one.

[Josh Arnold]

Something's got to give. I think she did with Nicholson.

[Chick McGee]

And I. I want to be in a Hallmark movie, but I'm the poor white trash that moved away and I'm rich now and I come back.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. They fall in love. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You come in a private jet.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. My PJ parked out at the. At the Metro.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but you don't disclose that until, like.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Who's the romantic interest?

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's a tough one.

[Tom Griswold]

Who would you cast as your.

[Chick McGee]

Someone much younger. Let me think.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know why you wouldn't go with Maura Tierney.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

She does not trip my trigger she's

[Tom Griswold]

in a cop show now, right?

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Is she really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

She's the one that got her start in broadcast news, whatever it was.

[Chick McGee]

News.

[Josh Arnold]

Radio.

[Dave Dugan]

News.

[Tom Griswold]

Radio. Sorry. Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Was it she in the St. Elsewhere or something? Maybe or er.

[Tom Griswold]

She was in the affair, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she is, man. I'm gonna have to watch that.

[Tom Griswold]

She's the spurned wife I think she got.

[Chick McGee]

She's a sperm to wife.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he said sperm too.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I knew he said at some point.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sure there was some sperm exchange. She's got a couple kids, but who knows? Swabbed it out of a magazine.

[Josh Arnold]

I spermed wife will not be a Hallmark movie.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

No matter how many Christmas lights.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Try to surround her with this is

[Tom Griswold]

the Christmas bukkake scene.

[Chick McGee]

Really inappropriate Christmas bukkake.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, every now and again I'll watch a non Christmas Hallmark movie. Not ashamed to admit it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they have those.

[Josh Arnold]

They do. They're exactly like the Christmas movies.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the. Is it like this? The town is. The small town is celebrating its centennial or something?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There's always got to be a festival being put on.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's usually the Asian friend who is somehow involved in the planning. Dispose. They. They have people that come in and go, hey, look, we got it. We got to cut out these stereotypes. You got to get something a little bit more.

[Josh Arnold]

Hallmark has opened it up quite a bit.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have a lot of great mail coming up this morning.

[Chick McGee]

Great mail.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been called that.

[Tom Griswold]

We will be a great male. You'll be joined by comedian Dave Dugan coming up later on in the show.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

Good. Oh, hey, Christy. How are you?

[Christy Lee]

But no, Christy, you look good for life.

[Tom Griswold]

I like this. I like this.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thanks. Actually, these glasses, to be honest, no frame, nothing magic.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy was just putting her fingers through the holes.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Christy was putting her fingers through the hole.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, you're just joining us. We're talking about her glasses, for God's sake. The filth in this.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

How would you guys say it?

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna go. Jamie Lee Curtis. I'm gonna go.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Michelle? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always had a crush on her.

[Josh Arnold]

The show. Yo.

[Chick McGee]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, everything everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

So this is your Hallmark movie?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. That's my love interest. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, interesting.

[Chick McGee]

Or maybe add your thoughts. James Hong. I like him.

[Tom Griswold]

Kim Novak. Just to keep the string of. Kim'.

[Pat Godwin]

Kim Novak.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got to get a Back home.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, they can do a lot with AI these days.

[Josh Arnold]

You could go Kimberly Williams Paisley. She's in a lot of those homes.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, I like her.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Does he have a Brad Paisley's wife?

[Josh Arnold]

It is.

[Chick McGee]

No, she has a horrible rash. Right. And it's all over her face, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is that color. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Paisley pattern.

[Pat Godwin]

Father of the bride, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Dave Dugan]

That's.

[Christy Lee]

Who.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace, who would you go with this Hallmark movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Sabrina Carpenter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's a good choice.

[Josh Arnold]

She's not black. She is adorable. That's a twist. That's the twist.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, you see that Iran thing? That new supreme leader? It's Diana Ross.

[Josh Arnold]

She is.

[Tom Griswold]

She's.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, she's led Supremes before.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's. I mean, good choice. Unusual for the hardliner religious folks there in Iran. And by the way, are we gonna. Is it Iran or Iran or Iran?

[Chick McGee]

I. I always said Iran because I. I hear Tehran. So I said Tehran. Iran.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Don't say Iraq. Don't say Iran. I don't think.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I'm hearing them. I'm hearing them both.

[Chick McGee]

Especially Iraq.

[Josh Arnold]

Whatever pisses them off is how I'll pronounce.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, good. I like that idea.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Christy Lee]

That's a good idea.

[Tom Griswold]

We yesterday. I want to get to an early letter.

[Chick McGee]

It was Monday. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And it was this a special Monday that we have decided should be a holiday. It's the first Monday of daylight savings time almost every anywhere.

[Christy Lee]

How many of you took a nap yesterday?

[Josh Arnold]

I actually did.

[Christy Lee]

I did, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I did not.

[Josh Arnold]

I had a little chair nap for about 45 minutes.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I was uninterested for about 25 minutes, but that's the closest.

[Josh Arnold]

But then fall asleep.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Fell asleep on my porch, man. It was nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I had a dazed moment in a parking lot.

[Christy Lee]

Did you?

[Chick McGee]

You know what? Sometimes those dazed moments are the best sleep you'll get all day.

[Pat Godwin]

Officer knocking on the window.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I thought you were dead.

[Tom Griswold]

The point of. The point of this is that first day of daylight savings time. And again, I forget who hold who does what. Hawaii. And what is it? Arizona. Don't do it.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's confusing, but we got this from Steve in Iowa.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, Steve.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind enough to write of the famous couple, Steve and Jen. And their. Their last name sounds like a dipping sauce.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, does?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Buffalo Chipotle.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not Steve. Buffalo. It's not Steve. Chipotle. We could go on all day.

[Christy Lee]

Ranch.

[Chick McGee]

That's a radio guy.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pronounced Buffalo. Mustard.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's good. But that's wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not Honey Mustard.

[Tom Griswold]

And it should be ranch, because today is National Ranch Dressing day.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. March 10th. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a story about that coming up. Steve writes, growing up in Iowa in the 80s, there used to be a phone number we would call to tell us the exact time and temperature. Sure. We had the time because we. Yesterday we opened with one of our old bits, the Time channel.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we had that here.

[Tom Griswold]

But we used to. I don't know if you remember this, when the show would start, to coordinate the time, we used to call the Naval Observatory because, yeah, we had to get the satellite universal master clock with the master clock. But Steve writes the time and temperature line. Admittedly, we were more concerned with the temperature than the time. This is how we found out if it was warm enough to go swimming, because my friends and I were not allowed to go swimming until it hit 70 degrees. Seems kind of arbitrary.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? 70 is a good, good temperature? 69. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't you go swimming when it's, you know, chilly?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's 50 this time.

[Christy Lee]

Your water's gonna be.

[Tom Griswold]

This sounds like one of those things where your mom would go, you can't swim. That was such a.

[Christy Lee]

Swim for 30 minutes after eating.

[Pat Godwin]

It was a big deal when we were kids.

[Christy Lee]

Well, back when we were kids, I don't know, you're rich, so. But our place didn't have a heater, so the pool was cold if it was 50 degrees. I remember having swim lessons first thing in the morning and it would be like

[Chick McGee]

I had swim lessons in the spring and I almost died from exposure. That's how poor we were. Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

We went to Wildwood in May because my dad had his vacation and it was freezing.

[Chick McGee]

Is Wildwood the amusement park that had to close because of all the misdeeds and. No, absolutely shabby Wildwood.

[Pat Godwin]

It's about a half hour from Atlantic City.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. Beautiful country.

[Tom Griswold]

Anybody have a joyful memory they'd like to share?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

We were close. Women.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

We had one of those aluminum, like, small pools, like that was maybe above ground. Yeah, the above ground.

[Chick McGee]

Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

The only problem was we had it for so long that the rust around the rim, you had to be very careful getting in and out. Right.

[Chick McGee]

It was a tetanus shot waiting to happen.

[Josh Arnold]

We love that thing, man. We would run in it and then just get the biggest whirlpool going.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Those were a blast.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't go swimming. I played ice hockey on a frozen pond. A friend broke through. Fell through the ice and drowned.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, big laugh in the back.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but this guy, this guy, Ace,

[Tom Griswold]

would you care to go through a lizard? I was the white women. You.

[Chick McGee]

Let me tell. Let me tell you what. This, this guy who drowned, he. He was a real prick, man. I'm back to you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I've been doing this for a long time.

[Chick McGee]

That's a true story.

[Tom Griswold]

I am. I am pretty good at.

[Pat Godwin]

That's a true story.

[Tom Griswold]

Chick Segwaying out of tragedy into first name was Greg. Okay. Okay, that's great. Thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, did you hear about Greg? Yeah. Good. That's how it went.

[Josh Arnold]

That's how it went.

[Tom Griswold]

Did he make the shot at least?

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it was during a

[Josh Arnold]

timeout, you know, on some ice. Ice skates aren't skates. They're can openers.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, it's. It's hard to swim with ice skates on. You know, they. They weigh a lot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Figure skates. A little easier than hockey skates.

[Pat Godwin]

That would be problematic.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, not happy note. Could you set something on fire over there? So I have a way to get out of this. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, hello there. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. That's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, buddy.

[Chick McGee]

She's over there at the news center. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

May I have a piece of chest?

[Pat Godwin]

My buddy said. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. Yeah. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

We really knew how to talk to ladies back when we were 13, 14, 15 along in there. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, Chick McGee, I've got a stack

[Chick McGee]

of letters here, emails from our listeners brought to you by sleep number. Hurry in. It's your last chance to get select sleep number. Mattresses take up to 30 to 40% off the top rated beds at sleep number. That's sleepnumber.com and that is now available on your computer. Oh, thank you very much, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

I know you're a waffle guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Pancake.

[Chick McGee]

Pancake guy.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I'm sorry. That's right. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. You're a pancake guy. But when you're a French toast, when you're having French toast, do you want them cut into triangles or.

[Tom Griswold]

No, whole. I like them whole.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a huge French toast fan. I don't have it enough.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Love French.

[Chick McGee]

What type of bread you use the brioche.

[Tom Griswold]

The king's Hawaiian.

[Chick McGee]

I think you. I think you'd like brioche. It's like cake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Chick McGee]

For God's.

[Josh Arnold]

I know. Rye. Is that weird?

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Pat Godwin]

Ezekiel, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would be awful.

[Josh Arnold]

The Ezekiel actually works. Okay. Yeah, it's not. It's not as joyous as. But rye? I can't even imagine.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they make Ezekiel bread in the Adam and Eve time? That's why they call it Ezekiel.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's what they had then, pretty much.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, yeah. No Kings Hawaiian every time. I've got a letter for you, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Josh, hello, as president. By the way, this is. I think this may be a fake name. Woody Longrod.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Woody.

[Pat Godwin]

No, that's real.

[Chick McGee]

The Wood man.

[Tom Griswold]

I did. I should have really pre read these. Dear Josh, as president of the thorough and generous Lovers Club, I regret to inform you that your membership has been revoked.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. What happened?

[Chick McGee]

How was he present? Josh is probably.

[Tom Griswold]

It's been brought to our attention that you do not enjoy pleasuring a woman via her nipples.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's actually not true.

[Tom Griswold]

In fact, you said on the show yesterday you would prefer that a woman didn't even have nipples.

[Josh Arnold]

That is true.

[Tom Griswold]

You can no longer be considered a thorough and generous lover. You can change your mind and then reapply. Thank you, Woody.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, here's the deal. I would prefer nippleless breasts, but since they're there, I'm having at them. I'm not ignoring them.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that doesn't make any sense.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, sure it does. If you go to. If I. If I go to your house and you're serving nachos. But I really wanted buffalo wings, right? What am I going to do? Not have the nachos? Because I.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad that you use that analogy.

[Chick McGee]

He didn't want to disappoint you, I'm guessing. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You work with what you're given. Love the nips you're with.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song. The great Stephen Stills. This all came up because of a news story yesterday involving nipples in the news, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Chrissy, do you remember what.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're putting nipple filler out there in case ladies want their headlights all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Is it like a spackle?

[Josh Arnold]

Cool.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's like a. It's like a Juvederm. It puffs them up.

[Tom Griswold]

Nobody to bring religion into this.

[Chick McGee]

What, the glycerin does that? Right? Don't they use that in the adult cinema industry?

[Tom Griswold]

This is the same stuff.

[Christy Lee]

Like a permanent.

[Tom Griswold]

This Is the same stunt thing, Right.

[Pat Godwin]

Girls have always had the stick ons.

[Chick McGee]

Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you could do that.

[Pat Godwin]

I've seen that out in the wild.

[Tom Griswold]

Are those like a paste? Like a mini fall?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, like a little pasty.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the same stuff they were injecting in the skiers at the Olympics. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Hydrolonic acid or whatever they call it.

[Tom Griswold]

Heard of until that, but.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you have. You just. It's been around for a long time. It's what they used to puff their lip lips on their face up.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not a big fan of that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This is something new from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. Injecting filler into the nipples can give them a more erect look.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And apparently this has become a popular thing. So now there are some that actually need it for. Not just for cosmetic reasons, but.

[Christy Lee]

Well, some people have inverted nipples, so it would be.

[Tom Griswold]

But they say if you're planning on breastfeeding, this could be a problem.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

So they don't suggest that you do it. But in any event, that's when Joshua weighed in on that. Now we have a letter over there. Chick Magee.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, at Top show, if you want to talk about the best sandwiches, you have to mention Tony's and Saginaw. Their BLT has a pound of bacon on it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, geez, that seems insane.

[Chick McGee]

Their turkey club has about a pound of turkey and a half pound of bacon. I get mine with green olives and it's delicious. That doesn't sound good, but I bet it. That's Peggy from Kent, Ohio.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

We've touched on a nerve on this favorite sandwich.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This was celebrities favorite sandwiches.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Daniels and his peanut butter. Whatever, Peter.

[Tom Griswold]

And with crushed potato chips.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. This is from John, longtime listener, first time emailer. Turkey and cheddar on marble bread with apple butter and thin slices of apple for crunch.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what sounds good?

[Chick McGee]

Never think of apple butter because I don't like apples.

[Dave Dugan]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Apple butters, apple butter got a good thing going.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the crunch.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too. I've had that. I've had turkey, brie and apple slices. That's pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, that's a book club meal, isn't it? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We're reading the latest Colleen Hoover.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. And that's part of the book, kind of after midnight. So we're all wearing pajamas and we grill. We're gonna grill out.

[Christy Lee]

And I do not belong to a book club.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a wonderful.

[Tom Griswold]

That the hammering. You're Hearing is my husband building a gallows.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, you know what I'm gonna do if you got a book club? Send me your proposal. I might. I might join your book club.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, all right.

[Chick McGee]

I wouldn't read the book, but I'll just come by.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't think anybody reads the book.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. I don't think. Yeah, I'll be there for the show.

[Christy Lee]

Excuse to get together and drink wine.

[Chick McGee]

Come on.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

This comes to us from Cindy and the. You want to say something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I do.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

When I'm an F in charge.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Tom. Cindy said what?

[Tom Griswold]

Cindy said, my son last night asked me to put his chicken nuggets in the stove with the roof. I said, you mean the oven. That makes sense.

[Christy Lee]

Stove with the roof.

[Tom Griswold]

Stove with a roof.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got a door, a roof, wall.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from a gentleman by the name of Bob. I work with a guy named Phil. He has three testicles.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

He always jokes. He always jokes around and says to the other guys at the office, is it a problem if one of my testicles is bigger than the other two? We were discussing this yesterday because there is also a scrote filler. Scrote filler. Apparently it's called. What is it? If you're.

[Christy Lee]

If guys are using testosterone injections, they can cause their testicles to shrink. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

So they're apparently getting filler in there.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, who cares about that?

[Chick McGee]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

You're the one that has them. I don't. I don't give them a second thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. It's not like you're spending a lot of time eyeballing them, if you will.

[Chick McGee]

I'm going to tell you the last time. I can't remember the last time I looked at them. I got. I'll have a feel every now and then.

[Christy Lee]

Certainly that's what I was going to say.

[Chick McGee]

Well, almost daily. I. You'd have to. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to look for a couple

[Chick McGee]

of mirrors, I would think, to get a really good look at them, but I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Is this, in the gay community, a big thing?

[Chick McGee]

It's me.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there. Is there a fetish? Is there, like a website you go to that's just balls.

[Christy Lee]

I'm sure there are people out there that are into that. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

We were talking about Tony's in Saginaw. The best sandwiches on the face of the earth. Margaret slash Peggy from Kent, Ohio, sent us that information. And we now have a picture of Tony's blt.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, come on. How do you eat?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's like a classic new sort of almost New York deli with a pound.

[Chick McGee]

That's a pound of bacon, kids.

[Josh Arnold]

So tall.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a like a Dagwood sandwich.

[Chick McGee]

And the turkey club has a pound of turkey and a half pound of bay.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, it does look good, but

[Christy Lee]

it's so much bacon I couldn't eat.

[Tom Griswold]

I think maybe you share that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it seems like it.

[Tom Griswold]

You'd have to spread that.

[Christy Lee]

You'd have to take the bacon.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're gonna. Yeah, you're gonna have to.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what you have to do with all those New York delis. You got to eat it with a fork most of the time. And then you can finally get it to a place where you can put the bread and meat in your mouth.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the game where you pull the Jenga Jenga. You had like a bacon Jenga thing pulling them out of there.

[Chick McGee]

How do you feel about the phrase make and bacon, Tom?

[Pat Godwin]

That even come from? Except that it rhymes?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

But it's a sexy talk, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, you wanna go in there and be making some bacon?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it is. It's not earning money.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Making bacon is sex. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I think there were a couple of albums porking from the Capricorn label back in the day, based in Macon, Georgia, that were titled that probably. We have a new story coming up about making bacon in a portalette.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Romantic.

[Tom Griswold]

And it gets even better when you find out where the couple is from.

[Chick McGee]

Who can tell when and where the love bug bites. That could be a Hallmark movie.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a story behind this.

[Chick McGee]

It's. See?

[Tom Griswold]

And we even have a photograph of the lovely couple.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Gracious.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys were talking about when you return from breaks, you play music. If you all had walk in music to the studio, what would yours be?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

That's kind of a cool idea. Like when a baseball player heads for the plate. What would yours be, Christy?

[Christy Lee]

God first. Yeah, of course. Have to be up tempo. And it's not. She's Talking Again by Henry Phillips.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't say a thing.

[Chick McGee]

That would be apropos.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I knew you were thinking. I don't know. For some reason, I just saw that. I heard the song Raining Men in my head.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna pick that one.

[Pat Godwin]

That's your walking music.

[Chick McGee]

Stole my thunder.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why I thought of that.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe AC dc

[Pat Godwin]

That one?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's everywhere.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat, what was your walk?

[Pat Godwin]

Sledgehammer after the keyboard flourishes. When it kicks in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Could you be a little bit more vague?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in at 13. When it kicks in.

[Josh Arnold]

That's pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

A lot of men in here.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't Paul Schaefer write that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know why.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the nicest guys we've ever interviewed.

[Christy Lee]

He was.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you. I try. I try to be kind to everyone.

[Tom Griswold]

No, he's great. His book's good too.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't say he. His book was bad. I was just having a fun impression.

[Dave Dugan]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

When does the fun start? I must have missed it.

[Pat Godwin]

You're very combative today.

[Christy Lee]

What song would you walk into? Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of hard to be confrontational when your voice is like this. Of course he's nice. He's six. He's only like six inches tall.

[Christy Lee]

He's about my height. He's a lot taller than short.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, he's short.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never met him.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Christy and I could slow down.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

What would be your walk?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

I know what Tom's would be. This is Tom's. There he comes. Here he comes. Tom Griswold is a sledgehammer.

[Tom Griswold]

This was yours path.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, but not the vocal. Just. That was. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you have a problem with this on a ship or something?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I was working on the ships and it's all run by Serbian guys, and they were having a problem.

[Chick McGee]

Serbian guys?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, it's the Filipinos or Serbian guys. They're the hardest working people.

[Chick McGee]

I can spot them. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

But anyway, the Serbian, like, sound guys and light guys are just messing up all week because they were new. And after a while, I just gave up with any intro music or even the guitar being plugged in or lights being on. Then finally the guy in charge, Drac. Dracnar or something like that comes up to me. Because I hear you've been having problems with the sound and lights. I apologize.

[Tom Griswold]

This is Drachnar.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm in charge. I'm in charge. Everything tonight will be perfect. What do you want for instrument music? I said, you know what? Anything energetic. No, no, no. What do you one for intro music? Well, if I'm being honest, Sledgehammer, right after the keyboard flourishes, when Nick really kicks in. Sledgehammer, when it kicks in.

[Tom Griswold]

You got it.

[Pat Godwin]

And so I was introduced, and he played if I had a Hammer by Trini. Trini Lopez.

[Chick McGee]

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

And he's in the back with his thumb up.

[Josh Arnold]

I nailed it.

[Pat Godwin]

Nailed it. How do you like that?

[Tom Griswold]

Is the Peter, Paul and Mary not the same?

[Pat Godwin]

I mean, they're all.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's not Trinity.

[Josh Arnold]

My man gets what he wants.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I always like Trini Lopez.

[Christy Lee]

How did you react to that?

[Pat Godwin]

I laughed and it was a great show because I've never. It was so funny.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, everybody.

[Pat Godwin]

Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen, Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

That still works.

[Chick McGee]

This isn't bad. Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you listening?

[Josh Arnold]

Sounds like a walk up song.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it's a.

[Josh Arnold]

It's lamer than.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, you can sing it. You get the crossing hammer in the morning. Oh, that's a great little boy, I think. We're returning to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. They'll even, let's say you need a windshield wiper. They'll put it in there for you.

[Tom Griswold]

They'll do it.

[Chick McGee]

One, two, three. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Tom. Getting a good stretch in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

I have a letter. Bob and Tom show. There sure was a lot of testicle talk on the show yesterday morning.

[Tom Griswold]

There was, it was, it was done in a medical, medical context.

[Chick McGee]

What an ideal time to invite everyone to Oakdale, California's 43rd annual Testicle Festival, happening on March 30th. It's the only time where it's appropriate to play with your food, silly. That's Dominic from Oakdale, California.

[Christy Lee]

Have you had bull testicles before?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah, I like them. Oh, they were delicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

They really were. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't get past the fact they tasted like balls.

[Josh Arnold]

They were great at Cattleman Steakhouse, the famous steakhouse in Oklahoma, I guess I've heard that.

[Chick McGee]

Those are amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? They must have a great recipe because I went to a. A thing down right down the street here once and it was. They were not good.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Did they deep fry them? How do they cook them?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know. It was just the whole notion.

[Chick McGee]

And during the preparation, they stand around like a pizza place. They look through a window and watch.

[Tom Griswold]

So your criticism and too much balls.

[Chick McGee]

They taste like balls tomorrow.

[Tom Griswold]

And are they tasting a ball? These were hog testicles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, maybe those are different.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they do beef.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, that's what we had. A cab.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

So I wonder. Yeah, I wonder how there must be a difference.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know, the. The best buys the deer nuts.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

No, they're under a buck. You remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. They're not something.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

What? So I. I didn't know there was a distinction here.

[Christy Lee]

Well, one's on a pig and one's on a cow, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So you can't get the hog balls off a cow.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you can't get a hog bomb.

[Chick McGee]

You can't roller skate.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I like? I like. I like the. The veal balls. You gotta have a lot of them. Yeah, they. You talk about fresh.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they're barely bold. That's their motto.

[Josh Arnold]

Not as much.

[Tom Griswold]

They're barely balls. It's in quotation marks on the package. Once again, we were discussing this because men are apparently getting. What's this called, hydrochloric acid or something?

[Christy Lee]

Hydrochlonic acid.

[Pat Godwin]

There is.

[Josh Arnold]

Make sure your doctor knows the difference.

[Tom Griswold]

If your doctor is advising that you get that stuff shot into your ball sack, I think you might.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Clinician, I guess I should say.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I don't understand why anyone would do that.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder if they have ball parties like they have Botox parties.

[Josh Arnold]

So what happens at a Botox party? Is everybody get injected there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. They have a clinician come, you get shot, you get Botox in your face at the party.

[Tom Griswold]

And the point of that is what now?

[Christy Lee]

Girls get together and drink wine again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, so this is like. This is like your book club.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I have never done it.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you're. I hear you're joining one called the. The Cliff Notes Book Club. You really don't have to spend a lot of time getting ready for. To discuss the book.

[Christy Lee]

The new book club is Mahjong. That's what everybody's doing now.

[Josh Arnold]

They just get together and play that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Mahjong is really.

[Chick McGee]

I'm available to join a book.

[Christy Lee]

You know how to play mahjong or Mahjong.

[Tom Griswold]

The only reason I know about it is everyone. Every once in a while some of those terms pop up in crossword puzzles. They're really. There's a bunch of weird words associated

[Chick McGee]

with, I think M, A, H, J, O, N, G. So. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. We have a lot of letters to get to. I don't even know where to start

[Josh Arnold]

this live one for Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, comes to us from Jim. He's from Ben Salem.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah, I know where that is. Right outside of Philly.

[Josh Arnold]

He says, I love your. Your show yesterday. You let us know Pat is a big time Philly boy. Hot dang. He says, is that Philly speak?

[Pat Godwin]

I don't remember that being Philly speak,

[Josh Arnold]

but Philly peeps are a different but very great breed. Not anyone else. I'd love to hear from Pat about his southeastern Pennsylvania roots.

[Pat Godwin]

Northeast.

[Josh Arnold]

Well. Well, Jim, perhaps Pat could start a podcast about that. I don't know that we're just gonna have him.

[Chick McGee]

And we'll put you down as the first subscriber.

[Tom Griswold]

One phrase he says you've never heard.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never heard hot dog. No, he. Jim does not suggest hot dang. I was asking. Oh, he just used it.

[Chick McGee]

Two of the most interesting phrases for people from Pennsylvania, Phil. Pittsburgh. Yinzer. Right.

[Pat Godwin]

That's Pittsburgh.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Pittsburgh. And buggy. That's a shopping cart.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, they say buggy.

[Chick McGee]

You push your buggy around the grocery store. What is Ginzer A Yinzer is somebody from Pittsburgh.

[Pat Godwin]

Right, That's Pittsburgh. We had Hannah and that's ain't it. But they're called Hannah's. The town people.

[Chick McGee]

Hannah's.

[Pat Godwin]

You've been there.

[Tom Griswold]

Hannah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, are you a Hannah or a. I don't know why. Yinzer's.

[Pat Godwin]

Pittsburgh.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. My neighbor. They were called scholars.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the neighbor.

[Pat Godwin]

They're called drug dealers.

[Chick McGee]

In mine, they were called poor white trash.

[Christy Lee]

Mine too. Chick trash.

[Tom Griswold]

We have time for one more letter and I'm gonna read it right now. Josh was talking about how, you know, it's gonna be a good day. And this was. This was a really fun discussion.

[Chick McGee]

Boy, we're gonna pay for this all week, huh?

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes there are little signs that let you know I like.

[Tom Griswold]

For example, I know if Chick doesn't come in.

[Chick McGee]

Good day. Hang on a second. No, no, no, no, no. We owe it to Josh. Josh, how did you know it was going to be a great.

[Josh Arnold]

Other examples. But the one for me, yeah. Recently was the last of my Crispic cereal corresponded perfectly with the last of the milk.

[Chick McGee]

You gotta be.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a sweet thing. It's like making every light on your way into work.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. This comes to us from.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever notice when you make every light into work, your cereal coincides with your man?

[Tom Griswold]

A good day is when he agreed when Chick has laryngitis or some form of congenital heart.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know why he'd need a mental health day.

[Tom Griswold]

Scott is kind enough to write from Bel Air, Maryland.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, very fancy.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a cigarette? A Bel Air, right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Or is it a Bel Air? A car. It's a car. A Chevy Bel Air.

[Chick McGee]

I thought it was a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is. Salem Bel Air.

[Chick McGee]

Cool.

[Tom Griswold]

Weren't those the menthol cigarettes?

[Chick McGee]

I thought so.

[Tom Griswold]

So really, didn't Jackie Kennedy smoke? Was she smoking Bel Airs?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know where I left my lighter. Oh, it's under Jack's seat. Hang on a second.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll dig around. Jack.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you guys are right. Bel Air cigarettes.

[Chick McGee]

Hang on a second. Oh, God.

[Josh Arnold]

They were. They were going after her the whole time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

He was. She was looking for a lighter.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that.

[Chick McGee]

Saved her life.

[Tom Griswold]

If someone's listening to this show for the first time, there has not been a continuous line of thought or speech for the last hour.

[Christy Lee]

Discontinued in 2006, by the way.

[Chick McGee]

Why is that?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I guess they run into the story about Jack.

[Christy Lee]

It says changing consumer preferences is what it says.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody hates it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you're. You got a nice mint flavored tumor, Jackie. Yeah, okay, well, we're gonna. We're gonna come. Yeah, we're gonna come back with this letter and many more. We certainly appreciate your indulgence and we'll try to have some kind of. Of linear thought towards one thing leads to another.

[Chick McGee]

Wieners.

[Tom Griswold]

From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

It's my gift. Really.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give it back in the O'Reilly.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry, no refunds.

[Tom Griswold]

Take it back.

[Chick McGee]

There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, look, it's Jeff. Osu, everybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, look, Jeffrey, you're looking good today. Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeff, run.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's a weird one.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't interrupt anybody.

[Chick McGee]

Does your hat say Arnold's? Is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I love that hat, don't you?

[Chick McGee]

Neat.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Somebody sent those into us.

[Tom Griswold]

What is it again?

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold's Tickle. Something. Yeah, I think it is. It's a good hat.

[Dave Dugan]

So old.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Arnold's tinkle tanks.

[Christy Lee]

Is it a honey dripper thing?

[Josh Arnold]

I believe so. They're like portalettes, right? Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay. Should we get right to our portalette story?

[Josh Arnold]

Owe us $5,000.

[Chick McGee]

Go, baby, go.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a great story in the news. Jason, do you have the mug shot? Okay, great.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Florida say a jail inmate admitted to having sex in a porta potty during a sheriff's annual barbecue fundraiser.

[Chick McGee]

Come on, I thought we were going to do this later in the day. So ruin our whole morning.

[Josh Arnold]

I like it in the dumper.

[Tom Griswold]

You Mean in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Not in. Yes. That can be taken two ways. And it's possible that it was in the dumper. In the dumper it is.

[Christy Lee]

Could I finish?

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What's the problem? Can you imagine hammer knocking into your head?

[Christy Lee]

The Indian River County Sheriff's Office event employed some inmates, known as trustees, to perform tasks like serving food and maintenance of the grounds. One 35 year old trustee was assigned to the barbecue serving line when he snuck away to the portable toilets. Surveillance cameras captured the inmate speaking to two women before one enters a porta potty. And he follows after checking to see

[Chick McGee]

if I gave her the old.

[Tom Griswold]

So they've got him on camera. The guy's looking around to make sure no one sees him.

[Christy Lee]

Right. He follows her into the porta potty. Got that? The man spontaneously, openly and freely stated he had sex with a female in the porta potty. He has been charged with prisoner escape or attempt escape.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I don't think that's fair. Yeah, I don't either.

[Christy Lee]

The woman is identified as another former jail inmate and Elizabeth Green or Greer. Sorry. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office event did raise $63,000 though, for a Florida charity.

[Josh Arnold]

And I love the.

[Tom Griswold]

I love the fact they tag the story with, hey, other than the guy, you know, banging it out on the porta potty with some lady. Yeah, this could have gone a much.

[Chick McGee]

This is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

They raised some cash.

[Josh Arnold]

Good for him.

[Tom Griswold]

But he's not escaping, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. I. We don't. There's no evidence that he would.

[Christy Lee]

He just wanted a little.

[Josh Arnold]

He wanted to get laid. And so. So did she.

[Chick McGee]

And.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, we have the photographs of the mug shots. By the way, the one on the right is the woman. And I know that might be a tough call.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, it's just like a woman.

[Christy Lee]

Just because she has a short haircut.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah. Tom. You know what? Tom says you get your hair cut short, you never want to have sex again.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, she had sex. Are you twitching looking at that thing?

[Josh Arnold]

Thought that was squiggy that.

[Chick McGee]

Now it's an object.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, that is one ugly woman.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

And then, of course, he looks like a psycho killer.

[Josh Arnold]

If you have a crush on Elijah Wood, she's not.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my gosh, you're right.

[Tom Griswold]

An aging Elijah Wood.

[Josh Arnold]

Did they arrest him at the barbershop? Like, did they catch him in the gown?

[Chick McGee]

He does look like he's wearing a smock. It does.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, on the other hand, have you ever. Can you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What woman would admit. Or any man or woman, Whatever you're into. To doing it in a porta Potty.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't like going to the bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't stand the bike.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what it's for.

[Christy Lee]

But I think. Okay, here's where my brain went. Think of the line he must have had if he walked up to two women and said, hey, yeah, I mean, what. What enticed them.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you think maybe in that instance, no line is needed at all? Hey, you're an inmate. I'm an inmate.

[Christy Lee]

Well, this woman was a former.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, she's a former inmate.

[Christy Lee]

She's not an inmate.

[Tom Griswold]

And he's a trustee.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, look, I'm an inmate. You know how it was. You couldn't get laid in there.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Can I just. Let's have one out in the old.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go knock one.

[Josh Arnold]

My question is, why are you at a sheriff's event? To raise money. They're volunteering. They're working the barbecue.

[Christy Lee]

They work the barbecue. They brought the trustees there to help out.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. But she. She's out.

[Chick McGee]

She's done.

[Josh Arnold]

Why are you going back to visit? That's how good the barbecue is.

[Chick McGee]

You graduate high school, you don't have any friends.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh raises a good point. This place, the Indian River, Florida barbecue, that must be really some high quality barbecue.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe she worked for the catering company.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good point. Yeah, yeah. Most catering companies, it's all ex criminals. I didn't think I was. Named one of you.

[Tom Griswold]

You want to get some tree work done? The worst part of this story is I didn't print the whole thing. This guy apparently didn't wash his hands after leaving the Porta Potty. Yeah, they've got ever since. Whoever thought of putting in the squirters with the.

[Christy Lee]

The hand Santa?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the only reason I can. But also, have you been to one of those things where they have these trailers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

That have the first class porta potties. It's like suddenly, suddenly you go from, you know, standing in the lawn at a concert. You're in the Four Seasons bathroom.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a four holer and sinks and all sorts. Dear Bob and Eric.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and top show. This is from Hillary in southern Indiana. I was in Louisville, Kentucky this weekend for my daughter's volleyball tournament. Much to my surprise, I walked around a corner and there it was, a beautiful vehicle taking up two parking spots.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, look at that.

[Chick McGee]

It was the wiener mobile. All right. Downtown Louisville must have been having a Convention or something. I instantly wanted to text my picture to Tom. Thanks for making me laugh in the mornings. Once again, that's Hillary. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Always fun to spot it, isn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Look at that. It kind of looks mysterious at night.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Did they, they did. They used to have, I know that they're, of course, cigarette boats, which are not, they don't look like cigarettes, but back in the day, did they have something like the wiener mobile for a cigarette.

[Josh Arnold]

For a cigarette.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a giant Winston driving around for the Winston Cup. Did they ever have like a big cigarette?

[Josh Arnold]

One would hope.

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, I looked it up. Jackie Kennedy smoked Salem, not Bel Air.

[Chick McGee]

That's right, Salems. And, and I love looking for my lighter. Maybe it's down here under Jack's seat.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

Jack Kennedy primarily smoked cigars. And the famous story is that before he put the embargo on Cuba, he had Pierre Salinger order him 1250 of his favorite Cuban cigars.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that's the stuff you do as president.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. That's why you run for president.

[Tom Griswold]

Kennedy liked the H. Upman Petite Upman cigars.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Pierre Salinger.

[Josh Arnold]

You ever try a cigar?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's.

[Josh Arnold]

You tried and you went, yeah. Not for me.

[Chick McGee]

I've never tried one. I'm not even unlighted, if that's a word.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I've tried them before.

[Chick McGee]

Don't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I was cigar guy for about a year.

[Tom Griswold]

Really? You were a cigar guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you, what kind did you smoke? The real thin ones with a plastic tip?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I started with, with, I would go wood tips.

[Christy Lee]

Swisher Sweets.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, Swisher Sweets with the wood.

[Chick McGee]

As soon as you put your cigar in your mouth, you talk like this. You had it in your mouth the whole time?

[Josh Arnold]

I, I, and then I realized it took me too long. Girls hated it.

[Tom Griswold]

They do.

[Pat Godwin]

Stays with you for three days.

[Christy Lee]

Well, there are some girls who do not hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

All my buddies were like, man, I made out with this person at the party. I made out with this girl at the party. I made it and I was like, I sat there and smoked my cigar. Christy, usually women who like that are women, not 18, 19 year old girls aren't fans. Right. I was just like, oh, I'm not putting myself in a position to make out.

[Christy Lee]

What am I doing?

[Tom Griswold]

We have some more letters coming up. We have Sporting News coming up, some

[Chick McGee]

cool stuff in sports and NFL signing started. Here we go. And World Baseball Classic USA USA competition. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

And my favorite NFL player switching teams again.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, he does bounce around.

[Chick McGee]

Are you ready, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Don't say it three times. That's once. You know who's going to show up. That's twice.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Team number six for Garden.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

My favorite player.

[Josh Arnold]

I want it on the right. Tom never once mentioned that song. You people.

[Tom Griswold]

And by you people, I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean any minority that's not.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he didn't have to because he had already told Pat five hours ago that he was going to be doing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no.

[Chick McGee]

Last night.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't look behind the curtain. I gotta say, today, you guys with you bearded guys. Now, Ace shaved his beard off, which was a good move, I think, for you, Ace. Your beards are all perfect. Like Jeffrey, your beard is just magnificent today.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff's beard is magnificent.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it looks good.

[Josh Arnold]

It does look good.

[Tom Griswold]

And. And yours is the right. The right length. Josh, yours looks good.

[Chick McGee]

You.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you. Are you getting beard envy?

[Christy Lee]

You thinking about it that yours looks great, too.

[Pat Godwin]

He wasn't mentioning me.

[Christy Lee]

He's.

[Chick McGee]

You got the. You got the Don Johnson shadow look. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You cut it way back.

[Pat Godwin]

I keep it tight.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There's one thing.

[Chick McGee]

That's one thing you keep.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Pat Godwin]

I heard my bank account's tight.

[Chick McGee]

Good Lord, give me an edge. Something to work with.

[Tom Griswold]

Also coming up, it is National Ranch Dressing Day. I'm glad that our country is that way.

[Chick McGee]

Ranch dressing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, and by the way, if you're traveling.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, bombed last time.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you're traveling. There was just a thing released in many cases. Some airports are having TSA lines up to five hours long. Wow, five hours.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, if you're flying to Beirut.

[Tom Griswold]

No, some of the major airports are really, really back up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

So watch it.

[Chick McGee]

Watch it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Leave now for that noon flight.

[Chick McGee]

Welcome Back to the Bob and Top show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Chrissy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, chick.

[Chick McGee]

Jeff Oskay. Yes, there he is. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Shake. The song. One Eyed, One horned flying purple People Eater. Yes or no?

[Chick McGee]

No. As Tom would say, at a certain age. I love that song.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Not so much now.

[Tom Griswold]

Even then.

[Chick McGee]

Kind of. Kind of grew up. Even then.

[Josh Arnold]

You just knew it was fun. They're silly.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. And the Dicky Goodman songs.

[Christy Lee]

I'm surprised you didn't like that. Tom. I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It seems like it's right up your alley.

[Tom Griswold]

It burned. It burned quick.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. We've got more letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember that song, Jeff?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I was a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a good one, wasn't it?

[Chick McGee]

Sheb Woolley.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it?

[Chick McGee]

I believe so.

[Tom Griswold]

Was it?

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Chev Bully, who of course appears in the movie Hoosiers.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a little obscure reference there for you.

[Christy Lee]

Does he.

[Josh Arnold]

Where he's on screen.

[Chick McGee]

He plays Jimmy.

[Pat Godwin]

He's a little forward.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm still trying to browse this. This guy at this barbecue party gets this lady to go into the porta pot. What kind of a line?

[Josh Arnold]

He's charismatic, isn't he?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I couldn't talk my lady into that. And We've been together 10 years. Just walk up and nail that.

[Tom Griswold]

And then what position, I hope standing.

[Christy Lee]

You gotta stand.

[Josh Arnold]

It has to be dog standing. Yeah, but then her face would be

[Chick McGee]

kind of pointed down, mushed up against.

[Christy Lee]

Unless you're. Unless she's against the door.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's what you want to do.

[Dave Dugan]

You're right.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

It have to be against the door. And he'd have to be behind her.

[Tom Griswold]

This boy.

[Josh Arnold]

Reverse cowgirl. He could go at the same time, you know.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Interrupted the show.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish I hadn't said anything. Back to you, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob, a top show.

[Tom Griswold]

We're gonna potty like it's 1999.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, honey, I have just what Josh was looking for. I don't remember this Josh, but it's a picture of you on a. On a box of cereal with the fabulous Boo Bear.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, look at us. We're buddies.

[Chick McGee]

And it's like your friends.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that. Oh, he's comforting me.

[Tom Griswold]

Also.

[Christy Lee]

Also had Booberry.

[Chick McGee]

He heard that. This is Scott, but everyone calls me Jeff.

[Tom Griswold]

That makes sense.

[Chick McGee]

I heard yesterday it was Dick Hyman's birthday.

[Tom Griswold]

The great day. Jazzer.

[Chick McGee]

You should also know he survived by his son, Buster.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sure.

[Chick McGee]

And his daughter, Unbreakable.

[Josh Arnold]

You could have could have gone.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Anita would have been unbreakable. More original. Well, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Another. Another letter for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, everything's coming up me, huh? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Everyone loves you.

[Chick McGee]

From Tony Seymour, Wisconsin. Traveling to work today, I was blown the F away to not only have seen but also recognized a penny farthing being casually taken for a ride down a busy street.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. In the wild, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Although there were plenty of room for traffic to go around the cyclists.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a guy on a penny farthing.

[Chick McGee]

There was a line of vehicles scared to pass, as I can only assume they feared they would be faced with the realization that they may have been transported back in time.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the bicycle with the giant front wheel. How do you. Do you have. How do you get on one?

[Josh Arnold]

There's video of people, they walk up behind it and kind of get up. And then some people are actually using

[Christy Lee]

like a ramp or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Or like a. Almost a loading dock. And they sort of.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, thank you, Josh. I would have never known what this apparatus was called without that one morning you educated me in the penny fart.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have been overjoyed. I would have been afraid to pass him though, for fear that he would tip over.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I would be afraid of.

[Josh Arnold]

It doesn't look like he's wearing a helmet. That's a pretty ballsy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And in modern clothing. So he's not like an old timey or whatever. He's just a man enjoys his penny farthing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think the people who invented the penny farthing did when they saw the chain, the actual, you know, like a bicycle that was two. Two smaller wheels and a chain.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet one of them went. I pictured two partners.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And one of them goes, well, that's it for us. No, no, no. We just. People will see that this is better.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

And I'm gonna go make more cassettes and vinyl albums.

[Chick McGee]

One quick sports note from our letters from Dick. This past weekend, world champion competitive eater Joey Chestnut won the Wings for Wishes wing eating contest. He ate 221 wings in 10 minutes. That's 45 more wings than a runner up. James Webb consumed. The event run by Make a Wish in South Florida. It was in Miami this past Saturday.

[Christy Lee]

Well, how about that, Joey?

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Great charity.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, thank you very much.

[Chick McGee]

Now a lot of wings.

[Tom Griswold]

It's time to check into the sporting scene now.

[Chick McGee]

One more letter, Tom, and you're going to love this. Dear Bob and Tom show. I was listening yesterday and Christie was talking of someone possibly wearing a sombrero full of chips and. Or dip. Yes, there actually is a man named Steve Vento who works at a restaurant called Nacho Mamas in Milwaukee. He is only 4 foot 4 inches tall and he will walk around with sombrero on his head full of chips and dips.

[Josh Arnold]

This is exactly what you described Tom as being.

[Tom Griswold]

I've got to get in the car and leave right now.

[Chick McGee]

Needless to say, the restaurant was met with some protests.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Chick McGee]

And he no longer does this. He moved to a restaurant called have a Nice Day. But that was a while ago. I'm not sure if he's still there. That's Anne in Hayward, Wisconsin.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. Put a guy out of work, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. What the heck?

[Tom Griswold]

That would be fun. Guy walks over to your table and.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Kind of leans his head over a little bit, maybe. Queso.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you partake? Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That's it.

[Chick McGee]

Really? I don't see you actually, when this actually would happen. I don't see you.

[Tom Griswold]

No way.

[Pat Godwin]

Way.

[Christy Lee]

There's no way.

[Josh Arnold]

Community bowl of head chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was just. It was exclusively for our table.

[Pat Godwin]

Everybody's got their mitts.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to talk to the guy. So you speak English. Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

Four foot four. Steve walks around the restaurant. Wow. Not just to one table.

[Josh Arnold]

I can see how some people might think there are many things that are problematic.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I would. Hey, the guy is.

[Tom Griswold]

What if they make the guac right there? So the guy's got to stand there.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I' it going up there. I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it a ceramic sombrero?

[Chick McGee]

I don't blame the guy who came up with this idea. I blame the guy who looked at the guy that came up with the idea and said, that's a great idea. That's who I blame.

[Tom Griswold]

Are there still places where they make the guac? Right there at the.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sure, I think. Doesn't Cheesecake Factory do that? I think they do, yeah. Love the table side.

[Tom Griswold]

How about the tableside dress dressing?

[Christy Lee]

Well, that's like a seizure dressing salad right there.

[Chick McGee]

I. I've never encountered.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

I've got up my game, obviously.

[Tom Griswold]

Is the guy still working? Christy, are you finding.

[Christy Lee]

No, he. He. 1999 was the last time he worked at Nacho Mama.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't live long.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I don't know if he's still alive.

[Pat Godwin]

He's obviously not.

[Chick McGee]

They are like rare.

[Christy Lee]

It says here that Steve Vento is a former comic and McDonald's Hamburglar actor.

[Josh Arnold]

He was the Hamburglar for a while.

[Chick McGee]

I was gonna say the hamburger. He doesn't have any lies.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, is this on on video or was he just doing live recreations of the Hamburglar for.

[Christy Lee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Special events.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got to be a good gig, right?

[Chick McGee]

What's that pay?

[Josh Arnold]

You think it pays the hamburgers?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, we'll just explore this later. We need to segue over to the world of sports.

[Chick McGee]

All rise. That's right. Aaron Judge hit a two run homer and Roman Anthony had a. A three run drive. In a big third inning, the United States a 5, 3 winner over Mexico and the WBC. The World Baseball Classic in Houston yesterday. United States goes to three and oh, they will meet Italy this evening at nine o'. Clock.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't have a baseball team in Italy.

[Chick McGee]

They're hoping to secure a spot.

[Josh Arnold]

The last person to swing a baseball bat in the Italian was Al Capone.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Which movie is that?

[Josh Arnold]

The Untouchables.

[Tom Griswold]

Ah, the Untouchables. Yeah. That's a surprise. That's a spoiler alert.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Be careful.

[Chick McGee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

A group is like, oh, Christie's distracting me. What is that?

[Josh Arnold]

That's video of.

[Christy Lee]

This is. I don't think this is Steve, but this is a. Another person wearing a sombrero chips at a party.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's a Martha. Or no, what's her name? That's a Paula Dean's house.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, that is that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, it sure is. He has a serape on.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a small person dressed up in

[Christy Lee]

Mexico and he's walking around with his chips in his.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, where did you come up with this? Did you see this and not remember it?

[Tom Griswold]

No, you guys, I said yesterday, I. Is there any practical reason to wear a sombrero or is it just a ceremonial headdress for, you know, speaking of the bands, which is fine.

[Chick McGee]

World Baseball Classic. The Mexican. Mexican team, when they hit a home run, they wear a sombrero.

[Tom Griswold]

That's great. It's a ceremonial hat. Is there a practical use for it?

[Christy Lee]

It. And unfortunately I said it holds chips

[Tom Griswold]

and I. I think you can buy ceramic sombreros to hold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, chips.

[Tom Griswold]

Some might find that distasteful because anything that suggests any difference in anyone is somehow distasteful for many people, which is ridiculous. Thank you very much, Tom. Okay. You're welcome. Just prove my point. You see, NFL, it's a diverse world. Joe. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I. I celebrate it by being fun. Do your little editorial without invoking my name, please.

[Chick McGee]

Kenneth Walker iii, Super Bowl MVP for the Seahawks, is now a Kansas City chief. My league.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm glad you said chief. I had Blazing Saddles

[Chick McGee]

Dolphins signed Malik Willis from the Packers. Looks like Tua is going to play quarterback for. For the Atlanta Falcons. Alec Pierce, thought to be leaving, is staying with the Colts for 29 million a year. Kansas City chief said Travis Kelsey is close to a deal for his 14th season. Gardner Minshew reportedly agreed to a one year deal with arguably the worst team in the league, the Arizona Cardinals. 8.25 million a year. He will be backing up a cheaper cut of Jacobe Brisket. Of course it's bris. But we have fun. Kelsey still wants Fitzpatrick. Goes from the Dolphins to the Jets. Rashan Gary, packers to the Cowboys. Jalen Phillips, linebacker, Eagles to the panthers. Michael Pittman Jr. Goes from the Colts to the Steelers. Isaiah Likely, the mad adverb goes from the Ravens to the Giants. And the big signing yesterday. Alignment. Tyler Linderbaum set a record for centers like 100 million a year.

[Josh Arnold]

How's the alignment for the county or center?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. Ravens to the Raiders.

[Tom Griswold]

So thank you very much. Gardner Minshew, of course, my favorite player. Known for his big bushy mustache and ever changing facial hair. And.

[Chick McGee]

And he's the Mississippi Mud flap.

[Christy Lee]

He's got the mullet, right?

[Tom Griswold]

The positive vibe. Sometimes he has a mullet, sometimes he doesn't.

[Josh Arnold]

He's got a fun personality.

[Tom Griswold]

Doesn't. Yeah, he's great. Pat, you have a tribute to my favorite NFL player. Now. Now a can. Now he's going. I'm sorry. From the Chiefs to the car. Cardinals of Arizona.

[Chick McGee]

Cardinals. Well put.

[Pat Godwin]

We're going to go and plug for this one. All right, all right, all right.

[Tom Griswold]

What's your name again?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Mick Jaguar.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Pat Godwin]

Version. Oh, he was a backup for my homes now he's signed Arizona. Got an A.

[Josh Arnold]

Judges say no.

[Chick McGee]

No. I want to point out I was early saying no.

[Pat Godwin]

It's called a near rhyme. It's not a bloody crime Got sit back and listen when I'm in charge oh, he's played well and had some picks this is team six for God no mention yeah, everybody now. Godnamentia he's my favorite Q BAE Naked and carefree Garden of mention yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, do you still have that hair business in front party back there, Mullet Mitchell. Well, for over a year I didn't sing this song. He was a backup for far too long. Come on, come on. You know, a man comes up to me and says, hey there, Patty G. I've been dying to meet you.

[Josh Arnold]

Thought you were Mick Jaguar.

[Pat Godwin]

You ruined my favorite song now and miss you. Comes on. Pay attention. I hear Minchu. See, I'm patting out here. Change care back to Mick. Garden up Minchu. And then we're done.

[Chick McGee]

And then we're done.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

What was that first rhyme again? I did?

[Pat Godwin]

No, no, we're not going to repeat it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's so good.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go. Here we go. Take it back. Take it back in time.

[Josh Arnold]

Time.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I love.

[Pat Godwin]

He was a backup for my homes now he signed Arizona.

[Chick McGee]

That's valid.

[Tom Griswold]

I the judges, the judges Say yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I wrote that at 4am

[Tom Griswold]

Mahomes. A near rhyme to Arizona.

[Pat Godwin]

It's not how you say it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's very nice. I. The judges will allow that now. Thank you very much, Pat. So that's some fun.

[Pat Godwin]

And you're heckling me. And you go, hey, you. You're a businessman, man. It's 1963.

[Josh Arnold]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

You yell out, cut your hair.

[Dave Dugan]

Go ahead.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm Mick Jagger.

[Tom Griswold]

Cut your hair.

[Pat Godwin]

Well, you.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that.

[Josh Arnold]

Was that a real good actual.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, an actual exchange.

[Tom Griswold]

Very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

A lot funnier when I heard it before.

[Chick McGee]

Mick is so quick.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Coming up, we have more sporting news.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Comedian Dave Dugan will be joining us.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, how you doing?

[Tom Griswold]

We have a rescue. Today is National Ranch dressing day. We have a Barbie update that's kind of unusual in the world record category. And crocodiles everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

We're gonna hear about that after a while, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, news about a crocodile after a while.

[Chick McGee]

That's right.

[Christy Lee]

We'll get to it later.

[Tom Griswold]

Gardener Minchu, real quick, I want to mention this. Tim Cavanaugh is part of a special benefit coming up this Friday night in Wausau, Wisconsin. A benefit for the Wausau School Foundation. This Friday only at the Jefferson Street Inn in Wausau. Call him up and get tickets to see little Timmy Cavanaugh.

[Josh Arnold]

I had karate lessons in that town.

[Tom Griswold]

Wassaw. Well, Pat, what do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

I feel better now.

[Tom Griswold]

What are we gonna take away from this break? That or the Gardner Minshew rhyme. Judges give a thumbs up to. My God, Forget my horrible opening. Thank you very much, Josh. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

She's over there at the newsroom.

[Christy Lee]

Hello. Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. There's Jeff Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. More sports. I've got it for you right here, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming to from the orangeinsouls.com sports desk, it's Chick McGee. Speaking of orange insoles, we're getting ready for March Madness. We will have something special courtesy of

[Chick McGee]

orange insole selection Sunday. This Sunday. Where has the month gone? Amazing, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And the Big Ten tournament Starts today. It's, it's a busy time of year. A lot of basketball going on for this sports reporter. I'm in nine or 10 different places at once.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, I don't know how you do it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm up all night. I'm, I'm out. I'm. About a soccer match in Germany disrupted after a mass fan unplugged the video assistant referee system in an apparent protest, referee discovered the VAR system video assisted referee had been disabled while trying to review a penalty during a match between Hertha Berlin. Well, of course I've heard of Berlin and Prussian Munster. You get that, you get some Havarti, you get a nice white cheddar.

[Josh Arnold]

Doesn't get much better than that, man.

[Chick McGee]

TV footage showed a person in white overalls and a ski mask in Munster green, implying that he's a fan of Munster, climbing back into the home fan stand. A protest banner was also seen in the home section that read pull the plug on var. Wow. Oh, by the way, Hertha went on to win the match two one over. Who later released a statement saying it regrets the incident and will do everything in its power to identify and bring the perpetrator to justice. According to a publication, the Guardian, the VAR system has been controversial among fans since it was introduced in Germany in 2017. Had no idea what if this happened in the NFL?

[Tom Griswold]

Getting close.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

And in baseball too, with all the gambling on all these activities. I've been think people want to make sure that the. It's fair but it does take away the human element of being able to mock swear at the ref. Can't do that to a machine.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But yeah, this. I think it's going to happen everywhere.

[Chick McGee]

You know what I saw during college football game this past season and I. And it wasn't every college football game. It's just happened to be on the one I was watching. They did the, they did the replay, but they had the conversation between the replay officials, not the officials on the field field, but the replay officials in the booth and who they were talking to at a clearinghouse. And it was really interesting. Oh, there, there, you see, that's where he had his foot down right there. Okay, that might be in question. Let me see it again. Okay. Yeah, that's a catch. It was really interesting and I don't know why they don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you don't often get to hear that.

[Chick McGee]

It provides another layer of transparency, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And in baseball you have to have to. You get to tap your head right For. So it'll be interesting to see what happens. We'll see in the future of sports

[Chick McGee]

one of our annual favorite stories. A Finnish duo beat nearly two dozen other couples to win the annual United Kingdom wife carry.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

The foot race in dorking Surrey.

[Tom Griswold]

That's almost a sentence. What'd you do last night? I was dorking Suri.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, really? Boy, she dorks my brother.

[Chick McGee]

Last year here, Suri is a.

[Christy Lee]

She got that fringe this event.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a nice joke because see, in. In the uk.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. I know what you're gonna say.

[Tom Griswold]

Fringe means bangs. Surrey with the fringe on top. Which one is Surrey? She's the one with the fringe on top. That would be valid, but most of our audience probably doesn't know that reference.

[Chick McGee]

This wife carried.

[Tom Griswold]

I appreciate you're taking the time and trouble. For those that are familiar with that term, they probably have a nice little chuckle.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that Oklahoma? Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The wife carrying race is said to be inspired by 19th century Finnish legend about a gang that pillaged villages and stole the women.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, nice.

[Chick McGee]

A gang.

[Tom Griswold]

But they have taken it into the 21st century. Right. And you'll see how in a second.

[Chick McGee]

Timu Tao Vinnen and Jatalin from Finland crowned this year's winners after completing the 416 yard course in a time of 1 minute 45 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

I don't think I could do that without any carrying a wife.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, this couple was a male and female.

[Christy Lee]

Bert Kreischer and I did this. Remember when we demonstrated the wife carrying.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Technique, if you will.

[Tom Griswold]

And you'd be the perfect candidate.

[Christy Lee]

You have to be upside down facing

[Chick McGee]

away from his butt. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought it's your option. There's the winning couple.

[Josh Arnold]

You and I did it too. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. She's facing his butt.

[Tom Griswold]

Describe. Yes. So he's got her. Well, her feet are in front of him. How do I describe this? Her groin area is against the back of his neck. And her face is where she could just. She could kiss the small of his back. Yeah, that's the. That's the one way.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably the best way.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you think? Somebody's yelling at that guy at some point during the race, you're doing it wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. That is called the. The Estonian hold. Most contestants favor the traditional Estonian hold where the wife hangs upside down and the carers back with legs crossed in front of his face.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Or Estonia is almost against the back of his head.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's the. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Taintville and Estonia.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Right now they took home a barrel of ale as their prize.

[Josh Arnold]

Isn't it usually in the. Doesn't it weigh the same as the white?

[Christy Lee]

That's what they used to do.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought they.

[Chick McGee]

Or did they wave? They weigh both husband and wife together.

[Tom Griswold]

You have to weigh. I think, what is it, 110 pounds. And if you don't they. You have to have a rucksack full of sand.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go. Racers can be males or females carrying anyone over 18 and weighing at least 110 pounds.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. But if they're 105, they have to add a five pound.

[Chick McGee]

Those under that weight need to wear a rucksack filled with flour or water to bring them to the minimum weight. Organizers say you do not have to carry your own life. It could be someone else's wife. All right, mate. A girlfriend, boyfriend, sister or brother.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, I'm there.

[Tom Griswold]

You're. I mean, so you could have two dudes doing it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, of course.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that shouldn't be it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's the. See, the tradition was these guys come and rape and pillage and take the women.

[Chick McGee]

No one said rape.

[Pat Godwin]

No, we said take pillage.

[Chick McGee]

A gang that pillage.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we all know that. I think post pillage, typically there's not a lot of consensual. Oh, hey, thanks for stealing me from my home.

[Christy Lee]

There are same sex couples, so it could be.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's not disputing that. It's just, it's. It's breaking tradition. I think that's very open minded of them, but in fact, some of them.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm tired of open mindedness. It's wife. A man has to carry his wife.

[Chick McGee]

Wife. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe he calls his husband his wife.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's idiotic.

[Tom Griswold]

But you could have a woman carrying her wife, that'd be okay, right?

[Josh Arnold]

No, tradition is man and woman in this context.

[Tom Griswold]

I. There's more pictures. We don't have one. That's the, The Estonian hold again. Christie, your. I'm trying to describe this. Your legs are around Bert Kreischer's neck. And so your, Your feet are in front of him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And your face, you could kiss the small of his back.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Because there. But there are some doing.

[Chick McGee]

And her nani is up against the back of his neck.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, but they're doing it face.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, there's a different. That's the. What do they call that? The. The standing 69.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

The vertical. The vertical 69, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Chick McGee]

No, the reverse. The half. Reverse 69. No, because she's in the wrong direction.

[Josh Arnold]

No, he's saying some. Some do the actual 69.

[Chick McGee]

They do, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. In other words. Am I describing this properly?

[Chick McGee]

I thought, how can they see where he's going?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't care.

[Chick McGee]

I thought the woman was with her face away from his bottom, with her legs over his shoulders.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what most people go with.

[Tom Griswold]

But the standing 69 is the. That's the Fosberry flop of wife stealing. Oh, it's a revolution.

[Josh Arnold]

The game.

[Tom Griswold]

A revolutionary move. I guess you'd have to kind of, depending on the size of the buttocks area, you'd have to kind of poke your head up.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

The NBA.

[Josh Arnold]

What's that? The National Basketball Association.

[Chick McGee]

We shift to another league. You know, they're the only ones. A sporting event where they call themselves an association. National Football League, Major League Baseball, National Basketball Association. They've canceled the Atlanta Hawks plans to celebrate the city's magic city strip club.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, why? I mean, it's so.

[Chick McGee]

It's so ingrained. Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Strip club night at the Hawks game.

[Chick McGee]

When you go to Atlanta to play the Hawks, everybody knows you head to the. That strip strip club. The Hawks had labeled the event a tribute to an iconic cultural institution. Music, exclusive merchandise and food.

[Tom Griswold]

A stripper bobblehead night. We call them booble heads.

[Chick McGee]

Including the club's legendary lemon pepper wings, a version of which is named for former Atlanta Hawks guard Lou Williams. In canceling the event, the association said it was responding to concerns from many across their league. The Hawks said they were disappointed, but fully respect that.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you had those Lou Williams lemon pepper wings?

[Chick McGee]

I have not.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, as they call them, they're the Lulu lemon pepper wings.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, is that right?

[Josh Arnold]

Just a little attempted humor.

[Chick McGee]

You know, Lululemon, That's a nice product.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I had no idea they had stuff for guys.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I don't know. I got a jacket out of there. I got a. I got.

[Christy Lee]

I got somewhere's Lululemon shorts.

[Chick McGee]

I got some. And if Tom. If you're wearing Lululemons and I'm wearing Lululemons, we could carry one another. And there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm fine. Look, I'm not talking about other social things. I'm talking about that traditional event. If it's a wife carrying competition, one must carry their wife.

[Chick McGee]

And they are.

[Dave Dugan]

Are.

[Christy Lee]

No, they're not.

[Chick McGee]

It just happens to be the same sex. Well, Right.

[Josh Arnold]

I find it.

[Chick McGee]

I. I wait. I live to be corrected.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, back in the days when they were pillaging, as you mentioned earlier, I suppose there would Be a situation in which one of the pillagers, you know, went that way. And everyone's going, you know, hey, Sven, we're all taking wives. What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

Doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, why are you.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't. I didn't know that.

[Josh Arnold]

Put him down.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, hey, look, Sven, it's okay with me, you know, Here is whatever you're into.

[Chick McGee]

So even back then, the definition of pillage, rob a place using violence, especially in wartime. The action of pillaging a place or property, especially in wartime.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Boy.

[Chick McGee]

No mention of the R word.

[Josh Arnold]

Nope, not a N. Though historically, those did go together.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, they didn't. They didn't pillage the village to the women out then sit him down like they were doing a Internet date. So where are you from? Oh, I guess I know that I just took you out of there.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, you're from here. What am I thinking?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you into?

[Chick McGee]

World record.

[Tom Griswold]

You like Coldplay? How about Abba? They're from your country, right? Okay, just asking. Coming up, comedian Dave Dugan will be our guest.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, hey, Tom. How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, this says that to go back to your NBA story.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

This says that if you go to the Hawks website, there is a link to Magic City.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of assumed that was the case anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I'm really embracing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

They probably get. Get a rate on admission or something.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, wait a minute. I'm looking at their menu. This strip club you can get.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you can get the vegetable medley or the broccoli soup. Who goes to a strip club and gets broccoli soup?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That is just.

[Chick McGee]

That is.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's interesting. Good to know. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the news desk. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

So happy to be here today.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick McGee.

[Chick McGee]

There's Jeff Oskay.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a question.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we have a question in a second. There's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosby and I'm Chick and Tom. Jeff has a question.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I'd like to say greetings to you at the beautiful orangeinsoles.com sports desk. Get your feet right with orange insoles. Yes, Mr. Oski, you have a question?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. How come they don't have worm flavored bird food? So this is a continuation of your mouse flavored cat food idea? I don't know what you're talking about.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, you suggested that there should be a mouse flavored cat food. We found out there is one.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

There are a couple of them actually.

[Josh Arnold]

Made from mice. Yeah. And by mice, which is sick. Yeah, yeah, they make them.

[Christy Lee]

They do have dried mealworms, actually. Mealworms?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Feed the birds.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn it.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, you just keep. I'm going back to the drawing board. I'm gonna come up with something one day.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't we have an idea for Shark Tank? What was it? Oh, yeah, that was yesterday's idea.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

For Shark Tank, which was the very short people with the ceramic hats walking around with the guacamole in them.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I don't think you specified ceramic hats yesterday. You simply said sombrero. Or was it Christy who said something?

[Tom Griswold]

It's got to be ceramic. If it's a regular sombrero, it's going to soak through. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is funnier, though. Much funnier.

[Christy Lee]

Line it with blast.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you find it. Would you prefer your sombreros that have the dingleberries hanging from them?

[Josh Arnold]

Kinda.

[Christy Lee]

I do.

[Chick McGee]

I don't. I like the spangled sombreros, actually.

[Josh Arnold]

It's more of a flat, brimmed thing that has the. Usually has the dingles.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really? Really.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're dingle balls.

[Chick McGee]

I want to say, like a flamenco dancer or something.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

First trailer we lived in, we had dingle balls on our cruise.

[Tom Griswold]

Are the dingles. Is it named after. Is it named after someone named Dingle? Who developed the first.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

My favorite story about dingle bear bearers are. Diggle. There was a record store in Dayton, Ohio. Dingleberries, sick. And they had the dancing dingle bears.

[Josh Arnold]

I take it back. I like it.

[Chick McGee]

I would come out and tell you about the special, sadly.

[Tom Griswold]

That's nice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

No, we have to return to the sports page.

[Chick McGee]

Well, not just any sports page, Tom. Stupid world record. A German woman, a frau, if you will, has broken the Guinness World Record for the most Barbie dolls identified in four minutes while blindfolded.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

How the heck did she do this?

[Christy Lee]

What kind of Barbie doll taste?

[Josh Arnold]

It was weird. That is weird. I mean, I guess you could tell the clothing. Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Barbie collector Bettina. Shut up. Bettina Dorfman achieved the record after correctly naming 19 dolls within the time limit. Ms. Dorfman also holds the record for the largest collection of Barbies. 18,500 dolls in her possession.

[Christy Lee]

Whoa.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a ton of Paraplegic Barbie was super easy to identify. You just feel the wheelchair.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what kind of Barbies you're in,

[Tom Griswold]

as witty as that?

[Josh Arnold]

They have those. I know they do. He's not wrong.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, you're the jerk. Don't shortchange yourself. But the answer to Barbie. What kind of all of them? There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, yeah, that's all of them.

[Christy Lee]

I don't understand what kind of Barbie.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, so they would. They would take a random 18 of her 18,000 Barbies or whatever. They stick table. They blindfold her, and she has to take them and by touch, figure out which Barbie it is, and obviously.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, oh, like. But that's flight attendant Barbie.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Here's a picture of her surrounded by her Barbie dolls.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

[Dave Dugan]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

Is she hot or what? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, that's a lot of baggage right there. Do you think you could do this?

[Christy Lee]

I'm getting my haircut now. After looking at that

[Chick McGee]

left, I might shave my head.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh, do you think you could do this with, say, an array of male sex toys?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there's the old Whammer, the old flesh Bagel, and there's the.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, this is. This is easy. This is. This is the Trior doll.

[Christy Lee]

So. So she's not guessing, like, it's a Midge or a Ken or. It's all.

[Tom Griswold]

I think they're all Barbie.

[Christy Lee]

And they're all, like.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think they are all Barbies because look at all the brunettes down there. So they are. There are Midges and there are, well, I think Barbies.

[Tom Griswold]

There a brunette Barbie.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are also other characters in the universe. Guys, we don't want to ignore them.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe she can tell Midge by the smell.

[Christy Lee]

There are Kens.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't Midge.

[Josh Arnold]

There are plenty of Kens.

[Chick McGee]

And once again, how did the Barbie movie become popular?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

And when is someone going to.

[Tom Griswold]

So overrated.

[Chick McGee]

This movie's no good.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

When is somebody gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, Godwin. And I love.

[Josh Arnold]

I love every second. Very, very good.

[Chick McGee]

So that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That makes sense. The room's half and half.

[Pat Godwin]

We're split on it.

[Tom Griswold]

I could not wait to get out. I went through a lot of email.

[Josh Arnold]

I was. I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I loved it.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you hated it. Yeah, I did.

[Chick McGee]

I hate it.

[Josh Arnold]

You're allowed to say you hated it because I loved it.

[Chick McGee]

I had this.

[Tom Griswold]

Because from an objective standpoint, Josh, this is a. There's a simple answer here.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please. From an objective standpoint, only simple answers from you.

[Tom Griswold]

Anyone who had even the slightest bit of education would realize it was a piece of crap.

[Josh Arnold]

That there's no.

[Pat Godwin]

Absolutely not.

[Josh Arnold]

Such a vague statement that none of it even purposely. You said you read emails the entire time. How do you know if it was good? You didn't pay attention.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. That happens a lot with you.

[Chick McGee]

That's the way I want watch.

[Christy Lee]

You think that I watched it?

[Chick McGee]

Does that had something to do with my opinion?

[Tom Griswold]

It was painfully bad.

[Christy Lee]

It wasn't painfully bad.

[Josh Arnold]

So creative. Super creative. Witty and witty, even.

[Pat Godwin]

Urbane, emotional. Say Urbain even.

[Josh Arnold]

It was absolutely sublime. It was easily the most urbane film of that for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Are you saying it was sublime and urbane? I think. I think it was anything but.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I can't tell if it's urbanely sublime or sublimely urbane. It was one of the two wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Parts of it were urban.

[Josh Arnold]

You're right. Yeah. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

You just love poking the old bear, don't you?

[Tom Griswold]

That movie was awful.

[Josh Arnold]

It's okay that you didn't like it, but it's your opinion.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The way it was embraced by everybody else. That's good, though. I just wish I could walk up to people that have a thing saying, I like the movie. That way I would know I wouldn't have to ever speak to them again.

[Josh Arnold]

You talk to me every day.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that's because I have to. I called. I called HR and there's some rule about it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I signed that line.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He owes me 20 million if he breaks the contract.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, boy. Wow. That's some good negotiation.

[Josh Arnold]

20 million pennies.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming up, we're going to talk with comedian Dave Dugan. But also coming up. Oh, hey, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

How are you?

[Tom Griswold]

Good. Coming up, we have something in the category. Who was waiting for this? I'll just read you the headline. Research. I'm sorry. Researchers develop Gene edited tomato that smells like popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

What is this about?

[Chick McGee]

I love the smell of tomatoes. I love the smell of popcorn. Although I do like popcorn slightly more.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to just do. Could I do closed circuit to scientists out there?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe work on, I don't know, cure for cancer rather than tomatoes that smell like popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Even a cure for hangnails. Anything else?

[Tom Griswold]

Toe fungus. But that's a legit news story and it's. It is on the way.

[Chick McGee]

Sublime.

[Tom Griswold]

Right now. I look over that way and I like this look. Christie's kind of affecting the. The Annie hall look a little bit, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

I'm not a big button down girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I find you a very attractive.

[Christy Lee]

I'M too old for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Not for me, Woody. Hell, and then. Oh, yeah. Wait, you're right. Hey, by the way, I'd like to adopt you.

[Tom Griswold]

You need help with your math homework? Too soon?

[Chick McGee]

Ye.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, nice cap.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see Joe Burrow is the rumor. It's a rumor. Dating Jessica Alba. She's 44, he's 29.

[Christy Lee]

Good for her.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, girl.

[Chick McGee]

What do you think of that?

[Tom Griswold]

And we'll have a little bit of history for you. And a rescue on Lake Huron. And a rescue of a tortoise. And why are there crocodiles everywhere there in a certain part of Australia? And I'm not kidding. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

She's at the News center there. Pat Godwood.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Wearing a swell sweatshirt.

[Pat Godwin]

Are you enjoying.

[Chick McGee]

Is that a thermal or sweatshirt?

[Dave Dugan]

Thermal.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. There's Jeff. Oscar.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, man.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, my friend. Friend.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosby. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you got cooking over there? What do you got going on?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just looking something up here. I thought we'd do a little bit of history.

[Chick McGee]

If we don't remember the past, how

[Josh Arnold]

can we learn May 2nd?

[Tom Griswold]

Future, that is. Oh, no, it's not May 2nd.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, not the Ides yet, but pretty close.

[Josh Arnold]

By the way, the Ides of March, a political sort of thriller with George Clooney and Ryan Gosling, is an excellent film.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. And it's overlooked.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

The sequel they're working on.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, which. What's that?

[Tom Griswold]

The Ides of April. Oh, I can see they're gonna have 10 more.

[Josh Arnold]

And then the prequel, the Prince of Ides with Barbra Streis and Nick Nolte. I never saw the Prince of Tides. Do I need to see it?

[Chick McGee]

No, I didn't mind it. It's a. It's an adventure in narcissism. Narcissistic behavior like you haven't seen. If you think she directed every close up of herself. It's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, a little bit of history for you. This is always fun. This is interesting. I'll make this in the form of a question. Christy Lee, do you know only one of our presidents has a patent?

[Christy Lee]

Abraham Lincoln.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good. Remember what it was for?

[Chick McGee]

The electrified cattle prod?

[Christy Lee]

This is for Josh. It was for the vampire slayer stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Yes, the. The steak, the wooden state. No, it was the handshake.

[Chick McGee]

I Saw that. Was that a good movie?

[Josh Arnold]

Not. No, not really. It's okay. The book is fun.

[Christy Lee]

The book is good. I like the book.

[Tom Griswold]

Abraham Lincoln applied for a patent on this date in 1849. It was an invention. It was never manufactured, but he got the patent.

[Chick McGee]

It.

[Tom Griswold]

It was for a device to lift boats.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I thought it was a wife. A wife restrainer. No, for Mary Todd, who was nutty as a fruitcake.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sadly, he did not invent the bulletproof hat. But.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, he didn't. But that's what happens when you wear a tall hat to the theater.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Clinton.

[Josh Arnold]

If you don't take it off, I'm gonna shoot it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Bill Clinton tried to lift Stephen Hawking patent. The pinky finger trick is what he

[Chick McGee]

tried to, you know, say what you want, but those. That one picture of him in the hot tub, his whole area. Okay. I mean, that's. That's pretty.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy had a good time. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And that's all pre cell phone.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So that had to be someone with a real camera walking around. And wouldn't you think you'd go, hey, how you doing?

[Chick McGee]

You want to turn the photographer down a little bit?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I think Jeffrey would take as many photos as he can take.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because I want one bill to pass, and if it doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Let's see now. Alexander Graham Bell in the news again. 1876. This is the famous first successful phone call. And by the way, it's disputed as to what they said.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's not. I know exactly what he say. Watson, come here. I want you.

[Tom Griswold]

Some sources say he just said, I want you.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought he said, is your refrigerator running?

[Chick McGee]

In the movie he spills acid on his pants.

[Christy Lee]

I thought he said. You're the ninth caller.

[Chick McGee]

Did you hear Chrissy doing a joke?

[Josh Arnold]

Over.

[Chick McGee]

Did you just hear that?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, some say he said, I want you inside me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is. Which is.

[Chick McGee]

And if he did, that's okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, sure. We've established that earlier he could be

[Chick McGee]

in the wife carry him in the Watson.

[Tom Griswold]

Wouldn't it be funny if the first thing he said was you up.

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds that Alexander Graham Bell sidekick was Watson and Sherlock Holmes sidekick is Watson. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that why Dr. Watson.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know which came first?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. I.

[Tom Griswold]

Right, we have the. This is the. I'm getting a signal here. Oh, this apparently is the first. The first phone call. Wait, wait. Oh, this is not it. This is Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Let's just take this opportunity to listen to It.

[Josh Arnold]

I spoke in the original. Mary had a type. And everywhere that Mary went I would get a piece of that. I. I simply can't in. I can't bear it. I mean it's.

[Chick McGee]

And also did you know Superman's mom's name was Martha and Batman's mom's name was Martha. Oh. How about that?

[Pat Godwin]

Was it Lincoln's secretary? Kennedy. And Kennedy's secretary was Lincoln.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys smoking pot?

[Josh Arnold]

What's going on? Wasn't it? Who cares? Also boredom.

[Tom Griswold]

And boredom.

[Josh Arnold]

Also who cares?

[Chick McGee]

Didn't 1.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this one?

[Chick McGee]

They shot one in a theater and ran to a book deposit. Never mind.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. 1970. 1978. The incredible hulk premieres on CBS. Every episode exactly the same. Yep. Dr. Banner arrives in some small town and saves the day.

[Christy Lee]

Turns into the Green Man.

[Tom Griswold]

He says yeah. Don't make me angry. They make him angry. He's got to get a new shirt before he leaves town with his rucksack. This is interesting. 1997 the Palm Pilot personal digital assistant is released. Never.

[Chick McGee]

Never like those.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember we were doing a thing with the band in Raleigh. I believe it was in the. In the. In the mall. They had a Palm Pilot store.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. Everybody had one briefly.

[Chick McGee]

Did you ever get a BlackBerry?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I loved mine.

[Tom Griswold]

The so called BlackBerry.

[Josh Arnold]

I did have a BlackBerry and I really liked it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

I had one.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't they really hold on to those and watch?

[Tom Griswold]

Obama insisted on long time Palm Pilot these days is a guy that masturbates too much. How about the Pocket Fisherman?

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

That's also a guy who makes.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday. Oh. One of the greats. Chuck Norris.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, don't start it.

[Chick McGee]

Sweet baby Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Still in a great shape. Kick your ass between naps.

[Chick McGee]

World renowned tough guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you like the Missing in Action movies?

[Chick McGee]

I've never seen them.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, oh, Braddock. Missing in Action three might be the best.

[Chick McGee]

Is that right? Let me write that down.

[Christy Lee]

You know what? You may have too much time on your hands.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. I'm gonna do this one as a quiz. Tom Schultz, a great guitar player, great songwriter, inventor. Obviously in the. The founder of the band Boston.

[Josh Arnold]

Why is that obvious? Nothing in the name Boston or Schultz suggests that they.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't he break his hand playing basketball or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah. But in any event, can you name any other bands named after cities?

[Josh Arnold]

Chicago, Kansas State.

[Tom Griswold]

Is Kansas named after the city or the state? See, this is where we get.

[Josh Arnold]

It's named after the state. Otherwise Kansas City,

[Chick McGee]

Missouri, Missouri.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry, Alabama is A state. Oh, sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

I said Chicago and was ignored. Very good, Josh.

[Tom Griswold]

What was it? There was a. There was a. There was a huge MTV era hit by a band called Berlin. I forget which one that was.

[Josh Arnold]

Take My Breath Away.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay. That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Period.

[Josh Arnold]

It isn't Top Gun.

[Christy Lee]

It's in Top Gun, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Take my breath away.

[Tom Griswold]

Happy birthday, 1958. Sharon Stone own and share our life. Most famous for the Beavage scene.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

She claims she did not know that was going to be in the.

[Chick McGee]

She was in Casino.

[Tom Griswold]

Basic Instinct.

[Josh Arnold]

She's wonderful in Casino. The character's tough to watch, but, I mean, she's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I don't know who this is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, how about the song under the covers with Sharon Stone?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, who does that?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, isn't that one of your tones?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I forgot about that.

[Chick McGee]

Got a picture of her mother.

[Tom Griswold]

We can't be good. I don't know who this is. Pagot or Padget. Brewster.

[Josh Arnold]

Please be careful. Paget Brewster is an actress and the

[Pat Godwin]

other is not her daughter.

[Josh Arnold]

Punky had a very popular show.

[Chick McGee]

Did you say Haggett?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know who it is. It's P, A, G, E, T. Can we. Is it Page?

[Pat Godwin]

No, it's Pageant.

[Chick McGee]

I think we should make it a point to have a conversation during the commercials. Is that all right? Yes, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

This is an actress on Criminal Minds. That's a very unusual first name, Page.

[Josh Arnold]

It's Pageant.

[Chick McGee]

I'm dependent on you, son.

[Tom Griswold]

One of the great actors out there right now, Jon Hamm.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

And they're bringing back the season. Season of what is it, Neighbors?

[Christy Lee]

Is it Season three or something? Season two. What is it?

[Josh Arnold]

I applaud the silliness of SNL when they did Jon Ham's. Jon Ham?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It was Ham you eat in the bathroom.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Very silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Robin Thicke.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that song. I don't care.

[Christy Lee]

I do too.

[Chick McGee]

It's note for note.

[Josh Arnold]

There is no denying that I and

[Christy Lee]

that breasts are perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

Emily's breasts in the video.

[Christy Lee]

In the video. They're not a better perfect pair.

[Josh Arnold]

Would you cradle them with your.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, I would.

[Tom Griswold]

And that's pretty much it for today in history. You're very welcome. It's time for us to segue over to the news desk with Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Wingstop is celebrating something you forgot to mention. National Ranch dressing day. Today, March 10th.

[Chick McGee]

That's dressing. It's better.

[Pat Godwin]

Mocking my soul.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it sounds like stressing.

[Chick McGee]

That's better.

[Christy Lee]

I think you need to try it again.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Very interesting.

[Chick McGee]

I love that song.

[Christy Lee]

The limited edition big and it's spelled a dollar sign. Dollar sign. Ranch cup.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, so it's like big ass cup

[Tom Griswold]

like ASAP Rock Rocky.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The S is a dollar sign.

[Josh Arnold]

You listen to a lot of ASAP Rocky there.

[Tom Griswold]

He could walk in here on fire.

[Josh Arnold]

I would know who he was.

[Chick McGee]

They got broken into recently.

[Christy Lee]

Was that Rihanna?

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't recognize as dollar as possible Rocky.

[Christy Lee]

Priced at $30, this is the first of its kind. 32 ounce stainless steel cup filled with the chain's iconic ranch dressing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's an insane amount.

[Chick McGee]

Amount.

[Christy Lee]

It will be available in limited quantities at select stores in New York and Dallas today.

[Chick McGee]

Correct me if I'm wrong. Isn't that two pounds of ranch dressing? Sixteen ounces in a pound.

[Tom Griswold]

If you. It's kind of like a tequila. If you get to the bottom of it in one sitting, there's a death certificate.

[Chick McGee]

When's the last time you had some ranch dressing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Because you like ranch dressing?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. Occasionally I've dipped a carrot in it. Maybe.

[Dave Dugan]

Maybe.

[Chick McGee]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not sure how recently and I. The problem I have with ranch dressing is I never know if it's going to be ranch or blue cheese and I despise blue cheese.

[Dave Dugan]

So I.

[Tom Griswold]

Blue cheese should be dyed blue. So I would know. Okay, here's the press release. They say, how big is the big ass ranch cup? It's the same as 20 standard pizza dipping cups. An entire quart of milk.

[Josh Arnold]

Milk.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh. Or two full pints of your favorite beer. Ranch dressing.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I've never had Wingstop's ranch dressing. They're famous for it. Never had it.

[Pat Godwin]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Nor have I.

[Christy Lee]

Nor have I. Yeah. I can't comment.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever had ranch dressing?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Never even tasted it.

[Christy Lee]

Probably by mistake, but no.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you had cool ranch Doritos?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow. Well, even in powder form, you don't want it?

[Christy Lee]

Nope.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Is it good?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

What makes it so good?

[Pat Godwin]

It's sublime.

[Chick McGee]

Wouldn't you like to. In 30 days from now, she's gained 80 pounds and she looks at. She goes, I tried ranch dressing. What do you want?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I. I liked it very much.

[Christy Lee]

Scientists have developed a tomato that smells like popcorn. Popcorn.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if it'll make your ranch dressing taste better, but researchers using gene editing technology created what they describe as a new tomato variety with a distinct popcorn like fragrance. They found that mutating two specific genes significantly boosted levels of a chemical compound that gives fragrant rice and popcorn their signature scent.

[Tom Griswold]

So why, I don't know, were people complaining about the smell of their tomatoes?

[Christy Lee]

The genetic intervention allowed the team to reclaim, quote, the lost aromatic complexity in tomatoes without negatively impacting fruit growth or nutritional value. So there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't get it.

[Chick McGee]

Fresh in season, tomatoes smell great.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe. Maybe you can. Josh, now you can sneak a tomato sandwich into a movie theater.

[Josh Arnold]

Finally.

[Tom Griswold]

Bill, I just walked by. Oh, that's just popcorn. He doesn't have a tomato sandwich in his back pocket.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I always. I always go to the theater with a caprese salad.

[Chick McGee]

Man, that's a good sound.

[Christy Lee]

That is a good sound.

[Josh Arnold]

Love it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that sweet stuff.

[Josh Arnold]

Balsamic glaze.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You have a song for us, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

What are we talking about here?

[Christy Lee]

Tomatoes.

[Josh Arnold]

A what?

[Pat Godwin]

The taste of popcorn tomato. Hey, smells like a popcorn tomato. Yeah, sounds like something I'd hate. Oh, no one needs a popcorn tomato. It would be sloppy at the movies. Get all over your boobies. Who invented this tomato? I know it was you, Fredo. What's next, a pretzel avocado or a milk dud Patata? Be very afraid.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Pat Godwin]

Of the popcorn tomatoes. Stop, stop, stop.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I really enjoyed the Fredo reference.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

I know it was you, Fredo.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very popcorn tomato. Putting the red and redenbacher. Oh, was that cute?

[Christy Lee]

It was cute.

[Tom Griswold]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hi. She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Chick McGee]

Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And Tom, we have a special guest.

[Tom Griswold]

First off, that's a chick McGee over there. He's not just anywhere, huh? He's the orange. The orange inSouls.com sports desk, several feet away. Take care of your feet with orange insoles. See what I did there, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Joining us, the studio comedian Dave Dugan is here with us. Dave, it's always a great pleasure to see you. You're looking handsome as ever.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, I don't know about that, but thank you, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

And is that Irish? Dugan, I assume.

[Dave Dugan]

Very Irish. Yeah, Dugan's very Irish. So, big day coming up, and Pat Godwin. Very Irish name.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, St. Patrick. How far away are we?

[Christy Lee]

Well, a week from Today, it's the 10th.

[Tom Griswold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

It's always March 17th.

[Chick McGee]

Seven days in March week.

[Tom Griswold]

Or it's next Tuesday.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not ready for it.

[Christy Lee]

What do you have to do to get ready?

[Tom Griswold]

I've got one. I've got to find a green shirt.

[Chick McGee]

I think I might have one, in all fairness. What? The last thing you were ready for.

[Tom Griswold]

I. Yes, good point.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Christy Lee]

He wins.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you doing a special St. Patty's Day show? Of some.

[Dave Dugan]

I did kind of a pre. St. Patty's Day comedy show last week. But. But see, our. Our family was. I don't know about yours, but it took me a long time to find out any kind of specifics about our family coming over from Ireland. I don't know what it was that they did. My grandfather, finally, in a vulnerable. I caught on a vulnerable point because I couldn't get anything out of anybody for a long time. Told us that or told me that we were illiterate potato farmers who had to have our mail read to us. And I know he's telling me the truth because he was telling me all those fun facts while I was reading him his discord Connect notice from the gas company. And so I like. I mean, it's my New Year's kind of saint pants because I don't do much on New Year's, but I like St. Patrick's Day. Although some people take it a little too seriously for my liking. If you're out just having a good time and some. Some guy all decked out, you know, with a kilt and comes over, you're not wearing green. I'm have to pinch you. Well, guess you won't mind if I box your ears wearing that dumbass outfit you're wearing that. Not so lucky now, are we? Leprechaun, do you have the.

[Tom Griswold]

The kiss me, I'm Irish button?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

No, no, you drink the drink green

[Josh Arnold]

beer with the kids.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, you have to drink green beer. I take. I take dye with me in case they don't have green

[Tom Griswold]

and that does make you urinate green. Is that correct?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, does it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

I've never had any.

[Dave Dugan]

I don't think that's. I don't think it does.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, I thought it did. That'd be. That'd be a lot cooler.

[Christy Lee]

Don't your vitamins make you pee? Like different colors?

[Josh Arnold]

They can get very. There's one that I have that neon yellow.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I Know Peptob, Bismo Tar? A black tar color.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely. Not with urine.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just say somebody came out with a product, you know, some seasonal color. Someone comes on Shark Tank, and they go, we can change the color of your pee.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Seasonally.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I think red and green for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

It'd be huge.

[Chick McGee]

Orange for Halloween.

[Christy Lee]

Nice pastel.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know much about science, but I'm guessing the red and green would have to be either two separate pieces. People. I don't think they could make one where you could pee red and then pinch it a certain way and have

[Chick McGee]

it come out green, and for that reason, I'm out.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, exactly. Until you can do that.

[Chick McGee]

Red and green.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, that would be. I'd immediately get some.

[Josh Arnold]

Or red and white, you could pee

[Tom Griswold]

Candy Cane Stream, and I would probably sell seasonally. July 4th, when there's snow.

[Chick McGee]

Red, white, and blue.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you need three guys. I suppose it would work for women, too, but it would be awful awkward to have you crouching into the snow.

[Dave Dugan]

This would be about the only time that I peed red and green and wasn't alarmed by it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, now, that's true, though. If you eat a lot of beets or drink beet juice.

[Christy Lee]

Make your pee purple.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but it has the. In the. In the rear end. It has that effect. People often think they're having internal bleeding

[Chick McGee]

in the rear end.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. No, that's true.

[Dave Dugan]

If you.

[Tom Griswold]

I used to drink a lot of beet carrot juice.

[Chick McGee]

Know.

[Tom Griswold]

And if you used to eat carrots

[Chick McGee]

so much your hands and your hands started to turn.

[Tom Griswold]

That was. That was carrot juice. I did a lot of carrot juice for a while. Yeah. Turned my palms orange, and I cut back a little bit. Well, good to know, Dave. That's great. Happy, happy St. Patrick's Day.

[Dave Dugan]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever been asked to dress up and, like, with a. One of those green derby hats?

[Dave Dugan]

No, I've never been asked to do that.

[Josh Arnold]

A Tam O shanter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Dave Dugan]

I didn't pledge a fraternity. What's that?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, those are called Tam o'. Shanter.

[Dave Dugan]

Tam O shanter.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Start jotting some of this down.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, were you in a. You did not pledge a fraternity? Did you go to college? I'm not.

[Dave Dugan]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Dave Dugan]

I did. I went to four colleges, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah. Well, nice if I had a degree from all four institutions. But I just kind of. I moved around a lot because I was back. I was doing radio, so wherever the radio job was, that was the priority. So I just transfer from school to school. School plus, I think I thought in my mind at that stage that if I transferred enough, maybe I could get away from some of those student loans. But you can't ditch those people because they are the most aggressive, those loan officers. They'll just keep coming at you. Sally May could have flushed out bin Laden. So I end up at Ball State. That's where I graduated.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah. After the other side, three schools.

[Tom Griswold]

All right. Well, congratulations. I'm glad you made it out. We have Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. Oh, wait a minute. What have you got coming up?

[Christy Lee]

Well, coming up, we have that wonderful rescue on Lake Huron. We also have another rescue involving a tortoise. And don't look now, but there's crocodiles everywhere, everywhere.

[Tom Griswold]

And my favorite story this morning is the unclaimed baggage company. You heard about this place?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

They, it's a warehouse, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. They buy the airlines. They go through certain protocols, and if after a certain amount of time they can't find who belongs to the luggage, this place buys all of it.

[Josh Arnold]

And then do they resell it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. And we have a list.

[Christy Lee]

Some of the things they found, some

[Tom Griswold]

of the stuff they have found. For example, let's give you one of them. A set of white diamond earrings worth more than $40,000.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

So that's, that's on the, on the, on the front.

[Josh Arnold]

One of the airports found the Lindbergh baby.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's a little too late for that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you can, yeah, you can buy it. It's a conversation piece.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the matter, Pat? Too soon? Okay. When we come back, we'll have all these stories in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Josh. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

There's Tom Griswold. Hi, Tom.

[Dave Dugan]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Chick McGee]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick and Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a special guest joining us in the studio, comedian Dave Dugan. I want to do, can I do a little quick scam alert?

[Chick McGee]

Yes, please. Go, man, go.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a thing going around and according to the police, it's happening a lot of places, but particularly Ohio, Indiana and Detroit. If you get an email or a phone call and they're saying, for example, hey, you've won a free trip to Mackinac island or you've won a Free trip to French Lick. It's a scam. And what they'll say is, oh, by the way, you've got three free days, but you've got to give us a credit card for your incidentals. Once you give the credit card to your toast, that's where they get you.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And as you indicated, when you get these emails. Emails, they look real.

[Chick McGee]

It's stunning. I can't. Yeah, it's amazing.

[Tom Griswold]

So watch out. Just. Just be aware of it. It's. It's happening everywhere. But apparently there's a big thing going on right now in the aforementioned area that I. Ohio, Indiana, and others.

[Josh Arnold]

So the people perpetrating those scams get a free trip to hell coming.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No credit card needed.

[Josh Arnold]

No. No expedited journey right now.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee is at the news desk. Comedian Dave Dugan out with us. So we've established the fact that Dave is Irish. He is a college man. Multiple colleges in your career, but you did get a degree.

[Dave Dugan]

I did get a degree, yeah. But I. I think I'm more street smart than anything.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

For example, I'm really getting into the trivia nights. Oh, I'm obsessed with them, actually. You want to hear what the final question was last night?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Because it's a music one. I think all of you might get it, actually. You had to put these four artists in order by when they first had their. Or, you know, their first. To release their first album. Okay, you two. Metallica, Bruce Springsteen, Ted Nugent.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, okay, I'm gonna go. Nugent, Springsteen, you two, Metallica.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Define. Define hit.

[Dave Dugan]

Okay, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Define hit. He didn't say hit. He said release the first album.

[Dave Dugan]

Listen to the question.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I mean, are you. Is Ted new Nugent? Are you counting?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, for God's sake.

[Dave Dugan]

Amboy Dukes.

[Tom Griswold]

Amboy Dukes. That's what that means. That's what they're counting. Okay, so that was. That would have been.

[Christy Lee]

I would hate to play trivia with you.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I. I love the Amboy Dukes album. That's one of my favorite guitar solos ever from Ted Nugent.

[Dave Dugan]

He's like 18 or so.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's amazing. Yeah, I love that song. I think we disagree on that, but many of us here, you don't like. Terrible.

[Dave Dugan]

Ted, I've got. I've got another music thing for you. Oh, you might have already heard, and this is not. Not a trivia night kind of thing, but the three artists that are most popular during sex, meaning played during sex.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, we just had the survey of the day.

[Josh Arnold]

You did have no not this exact.

[Christy Lee]

Not this exact one.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay, again. Word it one more time. How is it?

[Dave Dugan]

Well, I don't know if I worded very well, but the three artists, that would be the most popular during intimate activities.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Marvin Gaye has to be one.

[Dave Dugan]

He wasn't on there.

[Josh Arnold]

He was on Al Green.

[Dave Dugan]

Luther Vandross.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I can see that.

[Dave Dugan]

Beethoven.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

What about Barry White or whatever?

[Dave Dugan]

Neil diamond was the first.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Diamond.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For.

[Dave Dugan]

For Mother and I, it's always been Ram Jam, but we came very close to naming our firstborn, Old Black Betty Dugan. Middle name Bama Lama.

[Tom Griswold]

I see. Well, Christy. What? We've got to get to some of these stories we promised.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure. Canadian authorities rescued over 20 people who were left stranded on an ice sheet. According to the BBC.

[Dave Dugan]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

A group loaded onto Lake Huron after the ice shelf they were standing on broke off. Fisherman Kevin Fox said he only realized the ice had detached from the shore when he noticed his GPS showed him moving. The situation turned dire as the ice sheet began breaking apart amid high winds. Helicopters were dispatched to pluck people off the shelf. Several people suffered hypothermia, but everyone was expected to make a full recovery, according to the police.

[Tom Griswold]

That's pretty scary.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you don't mess around on ice shelves.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Why are you. Yeah. Out there in the.

[Tom Griswold]

That's relaxing.

[Christy Lee]

Relaxing on an ice shelf.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean, it. When it. Until it breaks away from the mainland and you're drifting out to sea.

[Chick McGee]

This runs against everything. You've always said you have no business out there, and you would have.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a whole bunch of people. They're doing a group thing.

[Chick McGee]

You have to pay for the rescue and on and on.

[Josh Arnold]

Putting the helicopter pilots in danger.

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Which is what you'd normally say, but

[Christy Lee]

now you're for it, which makes it even more weird. Why are 20 people gathering on some ice?

[Tom Griswold]

How many can the copter hold? Like 4 or 5? 6.

[Christy Lee]

Depends on what size your copter is.

[Chick McGee]

So what do you got there?

[Tom Griswold]

Huey?

[Chick McGee]

Maybe you got a Huey.

[Christy Lee]

Little one's only four.

[Tom Griswold]

So I'm wondering when the copter starts coming in, is there one guy that's going, you know, the biting's pretty good today.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna do another cast. You take the copter, have him come back, get me in a few minutes maybe? Because, I mean, I said they probably had to do multiple trips to get the whole group out.

[Josh Arnold]

They were fishing.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Were they fishing? Is that what they were doing?

[Tom Griswold]

What else would they be doing out there? Ice skating?

[Christy Lee]

That's what I asked.

[Tom Griswold]

I assumed they were fishing. No. 20 people.

[Christy Lee]

You go fishing with 20 of your best friends?

[Josh Arnold]

Well, there are fishing tours and expeditions, but I. This seems. I would have just assumed a sightseeing deal. Whale watching.

[Tom Griswold]

Whale watching in Lake Huron. Boy, that's gonna be. Boy, you. There's a salesman. Hey, I'll tell you what. For 200 bucks, I'll take you. Whale watching?

[Josh Arnold]

The media doesn't talk about it in

[Tom Griswold]

Lake Huron during the winter, but the

[Josh Arnold]

whale watching in the Great Lakes.

[Chick McGee]

Darn right.

[Josh Arnold]

Is exceptional.

[Tom Griswold]

Right here at the Leish Islands, you can see we have. This is the Moby Dick of. There are South Manitou in Lake Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

You'll never convince me there aren't whales in those.

[Christy Lee]

I want to know what they were doing. You left that out of the story. I gotta.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't say. I just assumed that they were. I don't know, maybe they're. It's Canada. What else are you gonna do on ice?

[Josh Arnold]

Drink hockey?

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that would have been even funnier.

[Christy Lee]

And maybe they were playing hockey or something. Something. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. Have you been to Huron?

[Tom Griswold]

Of course. Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, what do you mean?

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean? Well, it's not like the French Riviera.

[Josh Arnold]

What are you talking. Is there any Great Lake you haven't been to or stepped foot?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, wow.

[Christy Lee]

They've been to all of them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Isn't there one of the Great Lakes that's not so great? Be honest.

[Tom Griswold]

They're all different. I mean, really. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They've all got their pluses and minuses. Lake Erie is brown and shallow.

[Christy Lee]

What's the fifth? Is there fifth? There's the fifth one.

[Josh Arnold]

Ontario? Yeah, the old.

[Tom Griswold]

No, old Ontario. I'll find out.

[Chick McGee]

They go. They call it.

[Christy Lee]

Authorities in Georgia helped rescue not tourists, but a tortoise that escaped from a high school.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that took a while, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, they were fishing. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they were fishing. Okay. The Hinesville Police Department said that.

[Josh Arnold]

We don't know that we're gonna take his word.

[Tom Griswold]

This says, I looked at my gps. We were moving. Fisherman Kevin Fox wrote.

[Christy Lee]

I. I read that, but that doesn't mean they were fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, so this is a fisherman.

[Christy Lee]

It doesn't mean fishing.

[Tom Griswold]

So if they do a man in the street interview for Josh at a concert this summer, they're gonna go, we talked with fisherman Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

If I tell them that's what I. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

[Christy Lee]

The guy said. Yeah, A fisherman.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I think they Were all.

[Christy Lee]

It probably was 20 people out fishing at the same time. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean there really are fishing trips like that and tours.

[Tom Griswold]

But here's the last line. It says officials warned that fishing conditions can change rapidly during the relatively warm day.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Hinesville. We're back to Georgia looking for a tortoise. Hinesville police department said the large tortoise broke out of its enclosure at the Bradwell Institute and quote, made it a surprising distance before area residents witnessed the escape and called 911 officers managed to load the very large, very determined and ridiculously heavy, quote, unquote dinosaur into the back of a police vehicle and return him safe.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a big guy. Closure. You have a picture of him?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he's big.

[Chick McGee]

Holy.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't see, but they found him at a Shell station.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Chick McGee]

Now these tortoises, they lived a bit on a astounding age. Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Hundreds of years.

[Chick McGee]

219 or something. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

How did the hair do?

[Josh Arnold]

What he.

[Christy Lee]

Tortoise in the air.

[Chick McGee]

Couldn't have said. Couldn't have said rabbit just to help us.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's the tortoise in the air, not the turtle and the rabbit. That's just a bad translation from the original Dutch. Is that an English thing?

[Christy Lee]

And following recent floods, officials in Australia's Northern Territory have issued a warning stating, quote, crocodiles are absolutely everywhere. After the state endured heavy rains, authorities evacuated more than 1,000 people across the territory. Police said that the. Shane Gill, who's the incident control acting commander. Boy, there's a title. There are crocs absolutely everywhere. Please don't go in the water. Water. Don't swim in the water for two reasons. It's a fast flowing river and the crocs are most active there.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow, that's scary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I mean Australia, we have snow days here. Yeah, they have crocodile days. Don't come to school. There's too many crocs. How terrifying would that be? That's just unbelievable.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're afraid of everything.

[Chick McGee]

That's true.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah. But I'm. You're not afraid of if you found out. Hey, by the way, on your way out through there's a. There's several loose crocodiles in the parking lot.

[Josh Arnold]

I feel like I could frogger my way around them.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Don't you know serpentine shell.

[Dave Dugan]

You ever drive through alligator alley?

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they're everywhere.

[Dave Dugan]

Just did that a couple weeks ago.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Dave Dugan]

And, and it reminded me this first time I ever did it, I told my mom I was going to be driving through Alligator alley. You be careful. I don't think the gator is going to charge a moving vehicle. No, mom, maybe if I'm at a stoplight, I'll get carjacked by one of those gator gators.

[Tom Griswold]

But what if you got a flat tire, you're trying to change the tire

[Dave Dugan]

and you're right, they're laying on the

[Christy Lee]

side of the road. They're not bothering anybody.

[Tom Griswold]

Not until you stop and change a tire and. Hey, Wally, look over there. We got a live one.

[Christy Lee]

They got to get through a ditch. Usually on the other side of the ditch that goes. They haven't.

[Tom Griswold]

I've done. I've done the drive.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

What are you, an alligator expert?

[Christy Lee]

Stupid alley. A couple times.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Don't they call the. The retreads of semis laying in the. Don't they call those gators or road gators?

[Josh Arnold]

They do, yeah. Gators.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I could see that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't run over them.

[Chick McGee]

No, you're asking for trouble.

[Josh Arnold]

They're stiffer than you may think.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Tom Griswold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Avoid those.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, coming up.

[Christy Lee]

Unclaimed luggage will tell you what they found.

[Tom Griswold]

This is really interesting, the stuff that. That they find in suitcases. And this will also remind you that you're supposed to put your name and address inside the suitcase.

[Christy Lee]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

In case a luggage handler maybe grabs it by the tag and it comes off.

[Dave Dugan]

Off.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would imagine, though, with those stick them things they have now with the codes on them, I would think would be pretty hard to lose luggage. I don't know if it's being lost as much as it used to be. Coming up, what'd you leave in your luggage? Is it alive? We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Chick at the news desk. Hello, indeed.

[Christy Lee]

You look fine today.

[Chick McGee]

Well, right back at you.

[Josh Arnold]

Fine.

[Chick McGee]

And then there's Pat Godwin. Hey, you look fine today.

[Christy Lee]

Why is fine a bad thing?

[Josh Arnold]

It's not.

[Tom Griswold]

She's so fine.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we're all in fine.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Fine.

[Chick McGee]

She's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Which is the rapper that does it?

[Chick McGee]

All of them. There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Tom. We got a special guest in the house.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you. Chick McGee at the orange insouls.com sports desk. He is the very handsome comedian Dave Dugan. Look at that head of hair in that man. It's unbelievable. He's fine.

[Christy Lee]

If she says she's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Dave Dugan]

It's a new winning haircut, Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Winning haircut?

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah. Shorter than I used to wear it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Dave Dugan]

But now I'm doing a little growth here thing again, but I think it's not working out very well.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't see.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah, my wife said. Well, you can't. I can't see it hardly because it's, it's graying. So it's harder to see than when

[Tom Griswold]

I. Oh, I see you got a little bit of fuzz there at the goatee.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah, which I. My mom, by the way, never. She always wanted me totally clean cut, so I don't know if that's why sometimes I go off the grid, cuz she, she. She thought goatee was. Was French for filthy and out of work. I think that's what she thought.

[Tom Griswold]

I think it is actually. Now, you were discussing your trivia night and the, The.

[Dave Dugan]

Very proud of it.

[Tom Griswold]

The, The Top Bedroom songs and it was. Was the number one song.

[Dave Dugan]

Number one artist Neil D. Really shocked me too.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, that. That is. That's a surprise for me as well. Did we ever determine yesterday what everyone's bedroom songs were, if anything?

[Christy Lee]

Well, we talked about this at length.

[Tom Griswold]

We talked about a little bit. There was a survey.

[Chick McGee]

Do you think. You think more people listen to music in the bedroom or listen to the TV in the bedroom? We don't have a TV when they're doing it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think you know Terry Gross on A little bit of Fresh Air. Nothing gets you hotter than that.

[Chick McGee]

Wasn't a choice.

[Josh Arnold]

I think that's a fair question. Question if. Boy, because Netflix and Chill, that whole thing originated from TVs on. We get a little amorous and you.

[Christy Lee]

Then you're on the couch.

[Chick McGee]

Tom, you admitted that you got a little turned on by a couple of the Netflix movies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I think on occasion that can happen.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought it was odd that it was Stranger Things.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, it was. It was the Pit, you know, some ugly bleeding wounds.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? That reminds me.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But I mean, I always get horny

[Dave Dugan]

when I watch TJ Hooker.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

Who doesn't?

[Christy Lee]

I hope it's not William Shatner was another locklear on that show.

[Chick McGee]

Adrian Zamad. Don't shortchange him.

[Christy Lee]

That's right, handsome fella.

[Chick McGee]

Damn right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. The bedroom music. I have the. You have the survey over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Songs I Got People in the Mood. This is the 2000 adults who were surveyed by Talker Research. Search on behalf of a sex toy company.

[Chick McGee]

George Michael Faith. Is that on there?

[Christy Lee]

No, it was Perfect by Ed Sheeran at number one. Earned it by the Weekend Pony by Genuine Birthday Sex by Jeremiah, and then let's Get it on by Marvin Gaye. I've only heard of two of these five songs. I'm so out of there.

[Chick McGee]

And if you'd like to hear let's Get it on sang incorrectly. Here's Tom.

[Josh Arnold]

Interesting translation.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what he's doing.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I'm Marvin. It begins and ends with Marvin Gay.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Christy Lee]

Is that your go to.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but, I mean, it's just every Father's Day, I. Listen as. As. As Tim Wilson used to say, Marvin Gay has written the only protest song that's also a panty dropper. I mean, the guy was a genius.

[Dave Dugan]

Just incredible.

[Christy Lee]

What song is that?

[Josh Arnold]

His last name.

[Pat Godwin]

What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, what's going on?

[Tom Griswold]

What's going on?

[Dave Dugan]

What, you're calling that a panty dropper?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

What's going on?

[Christy Lee]

According to Tom.

[Dave Dugan]

I don't think that was the point of that song at all.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, it wasn't. The point of. Was that Tim Wilson was making the point. Yes, it is a protest song.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, I mean, I. I still get mildly. Or mildly erupted. Aroused by Ohio. I was gonna say Barry Maguire. And I love that.

[Josh Arnold]

That's one of my favorite protest songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Eva Destruction. Oh, I. I loved that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Did you see where the country Joe McDonald guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I know Country Joe. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

That's for. Speaking of protest songs.

[Chick McGee]

That's what made me think, how was he still alive?

[Josh Arnold]

I was. I'm surprised to hear that, too.

[Christy Lee]

But he was only, like, 79.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. He was 80. 84.

[Josh Arnold]

He was pivotal in that whole scene.

[Christy Lee]

Sure he was.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the guy in Woodstock that does the famous fish cheer.

[Josh Arnold]

Give me an F. And he actually served. And he.

[Tom Griswold]

He was in the Navy. Yeah. And he was a veterans advocate.

[Chick McGee]

In the Navy.

[Tom Griswold]

He. I. He was once at a conference. I'm not kidding. It was him and, among others, Henry Kissinger.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. But. But yeah, he was. He was a very active, active veteran. And interestingly enough, he was. Believe. I know you're gonna think I'm kidding. He was named after Joseph Stalin.

[Chick McGee]

You're kidding me.

[Tom Griswold]

His parents were Card carrying communists for quite a while.

[Josh Arnold]

No doubt.

[Tom Griswold]

No, really.

[Josh Arnold]

I know, I know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Country Joe had. So, yeah, there was that band. Had some other good songs.

[Christy Lee]

He wrote a lot of songs. He was a co writer on a lot.

[Pat Godwin]

We know anything?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nothing.

[Josh Arnold]

That's the thing, I don't. Did you get. Was it a ton of radio play?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think so, no.

[Josh Arnold]

But he was San Francisco Woodstock, but.

[Tom Griswold]

Woodstock. Yeah, but he was quite the activist.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, he.

[Tom Griswold]

I was sad to see that. It was. Interesting guy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. On that note, unclaimed luggage from airports across America eventually ends up in one unusual place. It's called Unclaimed Baggage. A company that buys suitcases from airlines after they've exhausted every effort. Effort to return them to you there. You're the owner. This business is based in Scottsboro, Alabama.

[Chick McGee]

Oh.

[Christy Lee]

Once the bags arrive, they're opened, sorted, and the contents are sold.

[Josh Arnold]

See, I think you should have to buy the bag on open. You. You don't know like a storage unit kind of.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, like storage wars.

[Christy Lee]

I think they. They say once the bags arrived. That's what they do, don't they? They buy the bags unopened.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I'm saying the buyer from them, you get the whole bag. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

200 bucks for that bag.

[Pat Godwin]

I can be anything in there.

[Christy Lee]

Unclaimed Baggage released its 2026 issue of the Found report detailing some of the unusual items left behind in American airports. After inspecting thousands of abandoned bags, the site said the most unusual items found were. Number one, a robot.

[Josh Arnold]

A robot?

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, I mean, is it like a humanoid robot or is it one of those vacuum cleaner things?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm gonna guess more of your traditional robot.

[Chick McGee]

Well, it would have to be. It would have to fit in luggage, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. So it has to be a short robot.

[Pat Godwin]

Those are those tiny dogs my son had. That was.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe it's one of those robots that you put a sombrero on and it moves and you love that. I'd go to that restaurant, a Mexican restaurant. They've served chips and salsa out of his house.

[Tom Griswold]

Mexican robot.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you feel

[Tom Griswold]

jokes?

[Josh Arnold]

Mexican robots coming here, taking our jobs.

[Chick McGee]

That's right. What the hell?

[Christy Lee]

A bionic knee. Everybody needs one of those.

[Josh Arnold]

A bionic knee.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. 10 karat gold diamond grills.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wow, the teeth things.

[Christy Lee]

Sure. A meteorite.

[Chick McGee]

A meteorite.

[Christy Lee]

If you lost your meteorite, wouldn't you know

[Chick McGee]

a meteorite?

[Josh Arnold]

Will you shut up?

[Chick McGee]

That's One of my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

What's wrong with you? Hey, we're doing obscure songs.

[Chick McGee]

I know. It's one of his favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a. A Pat's great tribute to the song the Israelite.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, sir, it is. No, it's not. In the morning, find it, you slo.

[Tom Griswold]

Meteorite. Hold on.

[Chick McGee]

Out in the driveway, something, something.

[Christy Lee]

While Pat looks for his meteorite. Pure gold bar was also found in abandoned luggage.

[Chick McGee]

Josh. Of $5200 an hour. Holy hell.

[Christy Lee]

Samurai swords

[Chick McGee]

aren't samurai. Aren't those danger? I mean, they're crazy sharp.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, even the lesser samurai sword is something you don't mess with, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Did we ever do that story about that samurai?

[Josh Arnold]

We. We did, didn't we?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Recently. Something recently came up.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What. What's the other name for those things?

[Christy Lee]

A samurai sword.

[Chick McGee]

Samurai sword.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Katana.

[Tom Griswold]

That's it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's a brand.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

Or is it the shape of the sword? I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

[Christy Lee]

Also found a beekeeping.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that band. Katana and the waves.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not bad. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here was this. That's. Oh, here's the story. I. A Twitch streamer. Was hospitalized after failing to catch a katana by the blade.

[Christy Lee]

That's a stupid idea.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

She was showing several Twitch users items she planned to use to decorate one of her walls. She tilted the sword and it slipped out of its sheath.

[Christy Lee]

So it wasn't like somebody was throwing it at her.

[Josh Arnold]

No, she went.

[Chick McGee]

She.

[Josh Arnold]

And then she gripped it by the blade.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Did that while I wasn't here. So.

[Dave Dugan]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

A beekeeper's outfit was found.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, thank you. Also, gold plated golf clubs on their

[Josh Arnold]

way to Mar a Lago.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So were the people drunk that lost them? I mean, a teak.

[Christy Lee]

Didgeridoo.

[Tom Griswold]

Didgeridoo.

[Christy Lee]

Didgeridoo. That's the Australian.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no. Yeah, that's the. Wait, that's the vu. Vuzela, right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The G is the.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Christy Lee]

A suitcase full of rat poison.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the latest Bush album, isn't it? Oh, no. Razor blade. Suitcase. I'm sorry, I was close.

[Christy Lee]

Skeleton.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on a second. Why on earth would anyone be traveling with a suitcase full of rat.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they have rat. Rats.

[Chick McGee]

You've been for a fear of Tom. You've been. You've been married, right?

[Josh Arnold]

If she doesn't shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

A suitcase.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

Maybe it's a traveling salesman.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, maybe he's.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to carry samples.

[Chick McGee]

How many Times. He's on his way to that damn decon. Just doesn't work anymore.

[Christy Lee]

He's an exterminator. He's got his work with him.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you find your song?

[Pat Godwin]

There's like 14 of them.

[Chick McGee]

Nice. I can't wait.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll go with stories.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go, baby, baby.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, I'll do one. Here we go. This was in Vegas? Apparently.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, nice. There he is.

[Pat Godwin]

Lights in the sky here in Vegas. No aliens inside.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Pat Godwin]

A meteorite.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Pat Godwin]

I call up my agent at Farmers Insurance, J.K. simmons. Put up quite a fight. Oh, I'm not covered for meteorite. No idea where this is going. Ordered a pizza with extra sausage. It'll be here in 30 minutes time. Delivery boy says to me, it's meteor.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Get it, Dave?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, right.

[Tom Griswold]

The largest piece of Mars on Earth. Earth recently fetched $5.3 million at auction.

[Chick McGee]

So we had a piece of Mars here on Earth.

[Tom Griswold]

The most valuable meteorite ever sold at auction. How do they know it came from 54 pound? I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

And where did it come from? Just flew through.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you got a lot of questions, don't you?

[Josh Arnold]

Something's got to hit Mars.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and knock it off. Like an alien dropped it. What do you think?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Alien cannon.

[Tom Griswold]

The best meteorite story, though.

[Chick McGee]

I forgot where I put that piece of Mars. Can you help. Can you help me out here, please?

[Tom Griswold]

The best one was the one that they thought was a meteorite, but it was poop. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Chick McGee]

Is it true they fall out of planes like that? The blue stuff? And frozen? Yeah, that's true. It goes through people's houses and stuff on purpose.

[Christy Lee]

Every day there's planes flying over.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's an example. A large chunk fell from the sky, crashed into the roof of a house in Massachusetts. The owner said, we heard an explosion. Basically, he thought the house had been struck by lightning. It was a 15 to 20 pound chunk of ice that had fallen from an aircraft. The FAA is investigating the Fecal association of America. This is the. Here's the good one. How do you pronounce this? Aam m, K, H, O, H, vagina?

[Josh Arnold]

I wasn't listening.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, it'd be.

[Tom Griswold]

That doesn't end in a K. Sometimes

[Josh Arnold]

you see what you want to see.

[Tom Griswold]

A woman in India suffered a shoulder injury.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, she did.

[Tom Griswold]

According to the Associated Press, when she was struck by a falling ball of frozen human waste from an airplane toilet.

[Christy Lee]

Where did come from? From.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Why did you even say that word?

[Tom Griswold]

Because it starts. It starts out there's. Aamka.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah,

[Josh Arnold]

He's a child.

[Christy Lee]

What the hell are you doing over there? Is that the person's name? Is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Mrs. Rajrani Gaud was struck in the shoulder by the block of frozen feces.

[Chick McGee]

No, I'm yet.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Flying over the I'm cocky village of Mad Pradesh.

[Christy Lee]

There you go. So it's a place.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

God.

[Tom Griswold]

When you wish upon a shart,

[Pat Godwin]

you

[Josh Arnold]

are a little boy.

[Chick McGee]

He's a baby. He's an adult baby boy.

[Josh Arnold]

You can't have feces falling over India like that. It could land in the Ganges and dirty it up.

[Chick McGee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I hit a cow. Well, Christy, what's coming up?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. Well, we're not done with our story of unclaimed baggage. Plus, we have another story out of United Airlines.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's a good one. Make sure we get to that when we come back. That involves the. The people leaving their sound on and their devices without putting on headphones.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Tom Griswold]

And entertaining the whole. The whole area where you're sitting.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Ch.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. There's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Chick McGee]

Josh Arnold. Ace Cosby.

[Tom Griswold]

Was this it? No. Hear it. Hang on. Was this it?

[Josh Arnold]

Damn.

[Chick McGee]

No, that was not. I'm Chick McGee. Just a reminder, guest comedian appearances like Dave Dugan on the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Famous for a reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's tasty, Tom. That's Chick McGee's voice emanating from the. The orange inSouls.com sports desk. Yeah. Some weird noise emerged from this area a few seconds ago. I.

[Pat Godwin]

It was like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like a round.

[Chick McGee]

It was no mistake. It was a fart noise.

[Christy Lee]

It did sound like a fart noise.

[Chick McGee]

It was more of a. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Sound like a whoopee cushion.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Are you sitting on something?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Trick you.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm wondering if you. If. If I'm wondering if it's one of these sound effects, I.

[Chick McGee]

Well, let's go through.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's all right.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I mean, I don't know what it was. I'm sorry. I did want to play this a little. We were talking about great songs, and I thought we'd feature this one. Little Ted Nugent with the Amboy Dukes. Great solo. And Ted was what, like 18 or 16 or whatever?

[Christy Lee]

Young.

[Chick McGee]

Noodle, noodle, noodle, noodle.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a great song.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Journey to the center of the mind.

[Chick McGee]

The mind.

[Tom Griswold]

And it tends to clean livers it's not about lsd, which people thought it was, but. Center of my headphones now.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah, it was a little loud.

[Tom Griswold]

Left in the left. Well, I'm sure it was a different world of mixing and too loud.

[Chick McGee]

You're too old. Cold path. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm still trying to isolate what that sound was over here.

[Josh Arnold]

I wouldn't. Well, we were off.

[Christy Lee]

Don't worry about it. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

Who's to say? You got so many buttons over there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, well, I'm gonna come through a Q speed.

[Chick McGee]

Happen more often.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, me too. See, I put these. I put these papers on this electronic machine and it probably. It probably hit one of them.

[Chick McGee]

It's an electronic machine, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Electronic.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, as opposed to a.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he had music steam powered last week for three or four hours before Eddie figured it out.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's true. That. That went on for, no joke, two and a half hours. And we finally had to have Eddie come in and turn it off.

[Christy Lee]

He found it was because you had papers all over everything. You couldn't tell what you had on and what you had off.

[Tom Griswold]

These are important papers.

[Chick McGee]

They are not.

[Christy Lee]

You have too much stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Who you been talking to?

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, I like it. He does all the work. I just show up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but he makes this big deal about I don't hoard anything anymore. I don't have stacks and stacks of newspapers at home anymore. No, they're here.

[Tom Griswold]

No, they're on my phone. Well, let's move forward here, Christy. What were we talking about?

[Christy Lee]

We're talking about stuff that was discovered in this. These unclaimed bags. Some of the most valuable items. A white diamond earrings estimated at $43,400.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, those are nicer.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey.

[Christy Lee]

A Rolex with an 18 karat yellow gold and diamond D35,000. A Tosca bass clarinet. What would you pay for a bass clarinet?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I. Boy, I'm gonna guess 4,000, 17,500. Whoa, I was way low.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you get to the bassoon and then you're getting serious.

[Chick McGee]

It's a very nice one.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who's the best soon player.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God. Who?

[Chick McGee]

Christopher Walk.

[Christy Lee]

Ted Nugent.

[Tom Griswold]

Jeffrey Epstein.

[Josh Arnold]

Jeffrey Epstein played bassoon, huh?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Why'd you bring that up?

[Josh Arnold]

Well. Oh, it just is.

[Tom Griswold]

That explains in all those pictures he looks like he's sucking on a lemon. It's his practicing, his embouchure.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, who knew?

[Chick McGee]

He just has his mouth shut.

[Tom Griswold]

And every picture you see of me looks like.

[Chick McGee]

And it draw. It's driving you crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'M just wondering what's going on there. Must have bad teeth. Christy, what else was found in random luggage?

[Chick McGee]

Have you noticed his head of hair, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Nice.

[Christy Lee]

A T530. Professional thermal camera estimated at $12,119.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, not only do these people. People lose these items, they never came back for them.

[Christy Lee]

That's what amazes me.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, again, this is why you put your name and address inside your bag.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but still, if you don't. If you don't get your bag at the airport, don't you go, oh, I need to go to the airport.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. Like the guy that lost the gold plated golf clubs. Yeah, you think he might.

[Christy Lee]

Or the person who lost the chanel black classic 11.12 lambskin handbag estimated at $10,800. I'd be calling some buddy. Wow. Anyway, an out. A fully tricked out 2023 Apple MacBook Pro. Estimated 7200 bucks.

[Tom Griswold]

I like the. The list of the weird out.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder what's on it.

[Tom Griswold]

The list of the weird stuff. Some guy. A giant stuffed goose.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Or a Pre World War I U.S. army bayonet.

[Josh Arnold]

Whoa.

[Tom Griswold]

A skeleton.

[Josh Arnold]

A skeleton?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Fake skeleton. It wasn't a real one.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, well, that makes sense. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want the real thing.

[Tom Griswold]

A feather bow tie. I mean, that's a. Look.

[Josh Arnold]

What does that look like?

[Dave Dugan]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

A bow tie made of feathers.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

Listening. Andy has one made out of peacock feathers.

[Tom Griswold]

It's cool.

[Chick McGee]

A bow tie.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. It's really cool, actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Is it? I mean, frilly.

[Chick McGee]

And you know what that is?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Christy Lee]

It looks like a bow tie, but

[Chick McGee]

she's looking at Andy through the eyes of love because she says, that's really cool.

[Christy Lee]

It is cool. Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

They are pretty. I'm looking at them.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. He had it before I.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you.

[Dave Dugan]

I met him.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you wear those arm garters and play a banjo when you wear that?

[Christy Lee]

No, he wears it with a suit.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

They're nicer than you might think.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, they would have.

[Christy Lee]

Very pretty. He's gonna kill.

[Tom Griswold]

Dave Dugan is here with us. Comedian Dave Dugan. And Dave, last time you were here, you mentioned you were working on some New Year's resolutions. I'm just curious how they going?

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, the. The diets and stuff.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Dave Dugan]

Oh, that's. That's over.

[Josh Arnold]

It's over.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. I don't want to hear the word Mediterranean ever again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I see.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah. Still got a fridge full of cherry tomatoes and kale. Oh, and beets that alkaline deal was a big gyp too. Alkaline diet or whatever it's called. Anyway, no, just, just focusing on exercise

[Josh Arnold]

and we don't say gyp anymore. That, that offends the filthy gypsies.

[Dave Dugan]

The gypsies. Like, like, like share, like share, share

[Josh Arnold]

is the only gypsy I've ever heard.

[Dave Dugan]

Yeah, she was a, she was a tramp and a thief too.

[Christy Lee]

Yes he was.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Gypsies tribes.

[Dave Dugan]

And I'm off to buy a cake for my four year old grandson.

[Chick McGee]

Oh wow.

[Dave Dugan]

That's not why I'm doing the show but it's really literally not far from here. German bakery and so yeah, so that's. Grandkids are fun. We just watched him yesterday and he's the oldest and but these kids don't take naps so it's like 3:30, 4:00'. Clock. They hit the wall. Oh and they're, they, they were real cute before that. Really fun and they turn pretty much turn into mean drunks. I love you Gramsterns and I'll cut you.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a tough.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for joining us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show. Sponsored in part by Java House. The official coffee and refreshments of the Bob and Tom Show.