-*VIP Free Trial*- The BOB & TOM Show March 5, 2026

Summary

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Episode: -VIP Free Trial- March 5, 2026

Main Theme & Overview

This episode of The BOB & TOM Show is a lively blend of the usual: morning show banter, comedic musical numbers from Pat Godwin, listener letters, a nostalgia-deep dive into breakfast cereals, notable sports and news commentary, and special guest segments with standup comedians Kelly Collette and Al Jackson—plus "Sexy Time" relationship advice with Ali Breen. The episode spotlights the group’s signature mix of off-the-cuff humor, absurd storytelling, and relatable personal anecdotes, especially centered around the strange rituals, mishaps, and trivia of everyday American life.

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Key Segments and Insights

1. Opening Announcements & VIP Transition

Timestamps: 00:00–00:36

• Tom and Bob open with an update for listeners about transitioning to a new VIP podcast system, citing outdated tech and encouraging users to watch for changes.
  • "You may notice that your feed might stop working—please get today's show on YouTube or on our free podcast feed." (Bob Kevoian, 00:19)

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2. Pat Godwin’s Musical Opener – “Go Out Drinking”

Timestamps: 00:58–03:44

• Pat kicks off with a comedic original song about his wild drinking adventures, with vivid snapshots of chaos, from crashing at a VFW to drunkenly stealing a yacht.
  • "You ought to go with me when I go out drinking… I leave her all my roaches in the guacamole!" (Pat Godwin, 02:06)
  • Memorable moment: Other hosts throw in humorous asides, including Tom suggesting, “We'll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer a piece...” (02:50)

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3. Morning Banter & Cereal Discussion

Timestamps: 04:00–12:44

• The crew discusses the rare satisfaction of finishing a box of cereal and milk at the exact same time.
  • "That last bowl coincided perfectly with the milk. With the last bit of milk." (Josh Arnold, 05:10)
  • Spirals into a comedic exploration of favorite cereals, cereal trivia, and cereal-related mishaps (e.g., Grape Nuts hardening in bowls, the origins of Corn Flakes, and why certain cereals were invented).

Notable Quotes:

• On cereal origins: “Cornflakes was invented by a guy that… had an anti-masturbation campaign.” (Tom Griswold, 06:40)
• “There's still boxes from that original run [of Grape Nuts] still out there.” (Tom Griswold, 08:28)

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4. Listener Letters, Personal Routines, & Pet Antics

Timestamps: 13:20–16:47

• The group reads listener emails on topics like dogs in beds and kids sleeping in dog beds, plus Tom muses about novelty sleeping bags shaped like animals.
  • “There are two dog beds in my bedroom and yet he did not want to be in one of them. By the way, in the other dog bed was my daughter—heart. I wish I was kidding.” (Bob Kevoian, 15:37)
• They riff on eccentric sleep habits, pets, and absurdities in family life.

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5. News Recap: Trapeze Urban Legend, Naked Crime Stories

Timestamps: 27:13–28:18

• The hosts debunk a viral story about a trapeze performer suffering diarrhea above a crowd. Pat Godwin delivers a song parody about it.
  • “He floats through the air with the greatest of ease / The daring young man with the flying feces.” (Pat Godwin, 27:55)

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6. Listener Letters: Birds, T-shirt Cannons, and Absurd Mishaps

Timestamps: 18:09–26:50

• Bird collisions with windows, turkey mishaps, T-shirt cannons at live shows, injuries from thrown objects, and owl box jokes—all serve as jumping-off points for rapid-fire storytelling and bits.
  • “A guitar pick? How would that hurt?” (Christy Lee, 20:12)
  • “We have a letter saying, have you tried putting Tootsie Pops in the owl box?” (Josh Arnold, 20:32)

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7. Cereal Box Prizes and Nostalgia

Timestamps: 41:28–47:18

• The group waxes nostalgic about cereal box toys, prizes, and “Geneva Convention” cereal rules in childhood homes.
  • “The first cereal surprise was a booklet called the Funny Jungle Land Moving Pictures Book in 1909.” (Bob Kevoian, 41:57)
  • Personal stories include parents saving up cereal prizes as Christmas gifts—a comic-sad highlight.
    • “She broke the Geneva Convention of cereal box toys… digging the toys out to put in our stockings.” (Josh Arnold, 48:12)

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8. Sports & Traffic Mishaps

Timestamps: 62:29–71:06

• Coverage of baseball updates (e.g., minor league team name changes), DUI stories linked to boating, and confusion at highway exits.
  • “San Juan, Puerto Rico, Houston, Texas, Tokyo, Japan, and Miami, Florida. And right now, Chechnya and Korea are playing!” (Tom Griswold, 61:56)
  • “You can be arrested for a DUI on a boat.” (Tom Griswold, 71:52)

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9. Comedian Kelly Collette Joins the Show

Timestamps: 77:02–147:28

• Kelly discusses comedic persona choices, the use of fake names, personal background, her work history with the Cincinnati Reds, and adopting senior dogs.
• Holds her own among the crew’s jabs and reveries about dating as a comedian, the oddities of touring life, and hilarious stories about her mascot days.
  • “I was on the rally pack—people that shoot the T-shirts off the dugouts. I was the mascot twice when Rosie Red was first introduced.” (Kelly Collette, 90:46)
  • “I teach stand-up comedy and my boyfriend’s taking my class—probably have to break up afterwards!” (Kelly Collette, 99:01)

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10. Al Jackson's "Street Lingo" Segment

Timestamps: 114:44–129:21

• Al quizzes Tom on modern slang and “street lingo” with much laughter at the generational divide.
  • Example: “What’s a baddie?” (Al Jackson, 124:50)
  • Tom’s confused attempts: “A woman of easy virtue? Round-heeled?” (Tom Griswold, 124:59)

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11. Relationship Advice – "Sexy Time" with Ali Breen

Timestamps: 131:48–142:18

• Ali addresses letters on risqué sexual preferences, friendship dilemmas over infidelity, and hand-holding protocols.
  • “My boyfriend asked me to pee on him… Now we've done it four times—how freaky is this gonna get?” (Letter read by Ali, 132:08)
  • “If you're uncomfortable, move on. If not, this is just his thing.” (Josh Arnold, 132:31)
  • "I'd rather pee on a guy than hold his hand. You know what I mean?" (Kelly Collette, 136:30)

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12. Weird App Alert: 'Him Plant' Penis Visualization

Timestamps: 139:09–141:47

• Christy brings an “only in 2026 (and the Bob & Tom Show)” news item: an app that lets men see an AI visual of what their penis will look like after enhancement surgery.
  • “There’s a new app from Him Plant that lets you upload images of your ween and see how it would look after enhancements.” (Christy Lee, 139:14)
  • “It’s like a glamour shot… Could you see if they put that in the mall?” (Christy, Bob, and Tom riff, 141:20)

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13. History, Odd Inventions, and Spirals into Nostalgia

Timestamps: 106:58–113:59

• Fun segments on historical events, the inventors of the cup noodle (Momofuku Ando) and the hula hoop, plus the strange legacy of the Lone Ranger atomic bomb ring.
  • “The Lone Ranger atomic a-bomb ring—on top is a spinning atomic bomb… why did the Lone Ranger have that?” (Bob Kevoian, 54:18)

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14. Miscellaneous Highlights, Running Jokes, and Wrap-up

Timestamps: Throughout

• Frequent callbacks to Bob’s pill caddy (“I have a Batman pill caddy—checkmate!”), comparisons of hand sizes, and playful speculation about how animals or objects would look as breakfast cereal mascots.
• The gang riffs on mundane victories (pills not getting stuck, successful fast-food drive-throughs) and minor disasters (flipping desks at Catholic school, bowling ball thefts).

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Memorable Quotes

• "Cornflakes was invented by a guy that… had an anti-masturbation campaign." — Tom Griswold (06:40)
• "She broke the Geneva Convention of cereal box toys..." — Josh Arnold (48:12)
• "I'd rather pee on a guy than hold his hand." — Kelly Collette (136:30)
• "It's like a glamour shot for your penis!" — Bob Kevoian riffing on the 'Him Plant' app (141:20)
• "She loves my sleep number bed. There are two dog beds in my bedroom and yet he did not want to be in one of them. By the way, in the other dog bed was my daughter—heart. I wish I was kidding." — Bob Kevoian (15:37)
• On cereal box toys: “My mom would dig the toys out and put them in our stockings…things I bought myself. Her heart was in the right place.” — Josh Arnold (48:12)
• "Captain Crunch's insignia is not that of a captain! But on the vessel he's the captain so it counts—Star Trek rules." — Tom Griswold & Bob Kevoian (11:34)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Start | End | |-----------------------------------------------|-------|-------| | VIP/Tech Announcements | 00:00 | 00:36 | | Godwin's "Drinking Song" | 00:58 | 03:44 | | Cereal Comedy & Trivia | 04:00 | 12:44 | | Listener Letters & Life Routines | 13:20 | 16:47 | | Trapeze Urban Legend & Song Parody | 27:13 | 28:18 | | Cereal Box Prizes/Childhood Nostalgia | 41:28 | 47:18 | | Traffic Mishaps/Sports Mix | 62:29 | 71:06 | | Kelly Collette Introduced | 77:02 | 147:28 | | Al Jackson’s Lingo Lessons | 114:44| 129:21| | Sexy Time with Ali Breen | 131:48| 142:18| | Weird App News ('Him Plant') | 139:09| 141:47| | History, Inventions, Weird Collectibles | 106:58| 113:59|

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Episode Tone & Language

The show maintains its signature irreverent, conversational tone, marked by snark, puns, and quick-witted absurdity. The hosts speak directly and familiarly, often trading jabs or riffing on each others’ stories and jokes. Serious moments and news stories are quickly mined for comic relief and social commentary, especially on everyday foibles and American culture.

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Useful for Listeners Who Missed It:

• This episode is a classic BOB & TOM blend: wild musical numbers, everyday mishaps, copious cereal/family nostalgia, running inside jokes, and recurring host quirks (pill caddies, pets in beds, fast-food mishaps).
• Highlights include the playful deep-dive into childhood breakfast rituals and cereal box toys, candid relationship advice, and cameo appearances from Kelly Collette and Al Jackson.
• For fans, the comic consistency, abundant callbacks, and comfort-food topics make it a quintessential installment—particularly if you fondly remember sticker prizes, Grape Nuts, and the thrill of the last drop of milk.

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The BOB & TOM Show continues to turn everyday oddities into comedy gold, with a crew that can make even vitamin schedules and bowling thefts feel like the funniest stories in America.

Transcript

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[Tom Griswold]

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[Bob Kevoian]

more of your questions.

[Tom Griswold]

And thanks again. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

You should have seen me last night when I I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall Tumbled over a pile of metal chairs Then I cussed out my girlfriend tried to feel up

[Bob Kevoian]

her mom I wrecked my car I

[Pat Godwin]

think I bruised my spine oh you ough with me when I go out drinking Always have myself a real good

[Al Jackson]

time

[Pat Godwin]

Got drunk and stole this boat out of the Edgewater yacht club doing 90 miles an hour up to the day I sank her out by Buckeye Point Walked on into town tore up someone's flowers on my way Then I barged into the cruise nest and I threw up on a rug Slap that hose to saunter bit behind

[Bob Kevoian]

oh you

[Pat Godwin]

ought to go with me when I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time I talk dirty to the waitress and I never ever leave her no tip I leave her all my roaches in the guacamole Will you want to go with me when I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time so I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna try on a good one does anybody here want to go out drinking with me? Yeah well I'll take you to this biker bar where we can kick some ass and a gay bar we'll get

[Tom Griswold]

our drinks for free we'll do shooters

[Pat Godwin]

of tequila and a case of beer a piece we'll wash it down with a gallon of cheap island wine oh I go out drinking always have myself a real good time I like to shout out loud and moon the crowd when I'm dancing on the bar and go out in the parking lot piss

[Tom Griswold]

on all the cars

[Pat Godwin]

I go out drinking Always have myself a real good time Give me that wine Always have myself a real good time I'm feeling beautiful Always have myself a real good.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. It's. It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Pat Godwin]

There they are.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, hey, hey. Hello, Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Arnold.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gonna be a great day. I had one of those omens this morning, and I'll tell you why. Yes, I think you'll appreciate it, Tom.

[Tom Griswold]

Cannot wait. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee, and hello, Tom Griswold.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee at the orangeinsols.com sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nice to see you today, Josh. The omen, please.

[Josh Arnold]

You know those moments in life. Hey, that'll, let's say back when we were all carrying cash and everything. That'll be 276. You know what? I think I've got it. You reach in your pocket, you pull out the change. My gosh, if it isn't 76 cents.

[Bob Kevoian]

Boom. Nice.

[Josh Arnold]

This morning.

[Tom Griswold]

There's no explaining that.

[Josh Arnold]

So I've been enjoying some Crispix this week.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't get too jealous, Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I believe his Crispix is flavor times two or something.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. You got corn on one side, rice on the other.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

How do they do it?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a modern marvel. And it's easily one of my favorite cereals.

[Christy Lee]

I agree.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, today I had the last bowl.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

And that last bowl coincided perfectly with the milk. With the last bit of milk.

[Tom Griswold]

That is amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

The sign of a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

You need to go back to what

[Bob Kevoian]

happened to Lindbergh when he took off. Well, Chris Picks matches the milk.

[Tom Griswold]

What kind of cereal do they have on? Lindbergh is like, here's more gruel and now gruel with raisins.

[Josh Arnold]

And I mean, it was perfect. I didn't have to. It wasn't short of milk. I didn't have to overflow it because I wanted.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted the milk. It was.

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

And for old time's sake, did you put the empty milk back in the fridge?

[Josh Arnold]

Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like when you were a kid.

[Josh Arnold]

And I'm sure my mom will call me later and yell at me.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's just. Just the other day I reached in at 3 in the morning. Well, I'm glad I've got region. It's empty.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you guys like the last bowl of cereal? When you get the broken pieces of cereal that kind of shredded. I kind of like those bits.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But see, on some cereal, it's just. It just has turned to dust.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a fan of the milk. I run out of cereal, so I put cereal in. And then I got too much cereal and put milk in.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes it takes eight, eight to nine days to eat breakfast. But it's worth it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Vicious cycle.

[Christy Lee]

The Shredded Wheat is one that gets all crumbly at the bottom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. Yeah. Grape Nuts. It turns into like cremains.

[Josh Arnold]

There are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not appealing.

[Tom Griswold]

There are other cereals available. Why do you. Why do you eat Shredded Wheat?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's lovely. I. What was the first boxed cereal?

[Christy Lee]

Corn Flakes. Was it?

[Bob Kevoian]

You think? Well, Cornflakes was invented by a guy that. That was the guy that wanted. He. He had an anti masturbation campaign and remember this guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Log.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I thought. Yeah, but I thought that was. I always thought that was the first one.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought that's a crazy hill to die on. Yeah. No more masturbation.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I got a list here of the 10 oldest cereals ever created. And let's see if. I just want to see if we're going oldest to new. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is it Mucilicks in there or it's

[Josh Arnold]

just twigs and branches?

[Christy Lee]

Do you count that as a cereal?

[Pat Godwin]

Oatmeal.

[Josh Arnold]

Now some of these are not available still. So don't yell at me when we don't know what it is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, come on.

[Josh Arnold]

It's just how this list is. Oh, okay. Number 10. Force.

[Bob Kevoian]

Never heard of it.

[Tom Griswold]

Force. That's how the guy with a gun makes you popular.

[Bob Kevoian]

A drag racing family.

[Josh Arnold]

It had a popular mascot, a cartoon man named Sonny Jim. I don't know if we should look that up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, was he involved in Mark Twain's work at all?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know. But jingles were slightly modified for the British. Oh, the cereal was manufactured by Nestle. Oh, only in the uk.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

No wonder we didn't. But it was up until 2013.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe that's Big Jim Tomer.

[Josh Arnold]

1898. Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Josh Arnold]

By William and John Harvey Kellogg. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

Well known lunatic.

[Josh Arnold]

Number eight. There was a cereal called Vito's.

[Tom Griswold]

Vito's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Eat it. All right.

[Pat Godwin]

Like it?

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Hurry up.

[Josh Arnold]

Grape nuts. Tom. 1897.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no idea.

[Christy Lee]

Was that before. Did you say 1890? Cornflakes?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

So Grape Nuts is older than Cornflakes.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Pat Godwin]

I never would have thought.

[Tom Griswold]

And there are still. There are boxes from that original run still out there.

[Josh Arnold]

Shredded wheat. 1890.

[Christy Lee]

Oh. Even earlier.

[Bob Kevoian]

What the hell?

[Josh Arnold]

Petty John's Breakfast food.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. Well, I gotta go have breakfast with

[Josh Arnold]

Petty John Granola was type of cereal. That was a kellogg1 from 1881. He was way in into cereal then something called Waitana and number one, something called Granula.

[Pat Godwin]

Granula.

[Josh Arnold]

Granula. Eating the breakfast and filling the. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Is there a cereal called Wheat Bix or am I making that up?

[Bob Kevoian]

Wheat Bix?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. I just had a conversation about these. They were like pucks. They're kind of like. They were kind of Shredded Wheaty, right? Oh, oh, the big.

[Bob Kevoian]

There used to be round ones and there was. There was only one. Gross. They were like pox. There was only one grocery store that had them. I used to go there specifically to get them.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they were called Weed Bix.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. No, you're right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Yeah, I think my grandparents ate those.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. This says the. There are Grape nuts created by C.W. post in 1897. This news account suggests that there are no nuts and no grapes.

[Josh Arnold]

See, that is true. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all glorious artificial flavor.

[Christy Lee]

I wonder why they called it that.

[Josh Arnold]

It works, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know. I just had a bowl, so.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Oh, and you know, I mix it

[Christy Lee]

with the Shredded Wheat. By the way, I'm stealing your silver

[Bob Kevoian]

in the morning and Grape Nuts. Have you noticed when you leave them in the bowl and it hardens, that was what they used in the exterior of the space shuttle.

[Josh Arnold]

I had no idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's able to handle re entry temperatures without. Without coming. That's what they should test dishwashers with glued on used Grape Nuts. Well, I'm glad you had a good cereal morning.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, thank you. How about you? Did you have cereal this morning?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had a mixture of Corn flakes and Grape Nuts. All right. Delightful.

[Tom Griswold]

I always mix.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I do too.

[Tom Griswold]

Honey Nut Cheerios and a big bowl of Raisin Bran. Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Do you eat Honey Nut Cheerios out of the box, though? Just like popcorn. I can't have them around.

[Bob Kevoian]

One of my restaurants that I like to go to one day had. I think this might be the. The most calories in any cereal. Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's got to be high.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, there's. There's a cereal called Little Chocolate Cakes. Have you seen that? That's a breakfast cereal.

[Bob Kevoian]

They had a Cinnamon Toast Crunch pancakes.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sugar be damned. They were just delightful. Well, I'm glad you had a good morning, Josh. You know, we. We're currently broadcasting into the cereal capital of the world.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, yes. Yeah. A couple cereal places.

[Bob Kevoian]

We broadcast Battle Creek, Michigan.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I thought it was Prague. Czechoslovsaki Yeah, and corrected. My fault.

[Bob Kevoian]

I assume if you live in a place where they make cereal, you can probably smell it in the town.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Cedar Rapids, for sure. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What are they making? Cedar Rapids.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a post plant, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Captain Crunch and Captain Crunch, my favorite.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Not Captain Crunch.

[Josh Arnold]

Captain.

[Tom Griswold]

Captain.

[Bob Kevoian]

And hasn't it been determined that his insignia is not that of a captain?

[Josh Arnold]

Somebody. Some. What's the penalty for some maritime dork?

[Tom Griswold]

A military officer.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember there was a controversy and then someone pointed out that on any given vessel, whatever one's rank, if you're the highest rank, you are automatically the captain. I believe was the. I'm not sure if that's technically in maritime Star Trek.

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Josh Arnold]

That is correct.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, is it?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, I need someone out there to do this for me. Reenact the cane mutiny with the Captain Crunch people. Have Captain Crunch be Humphrey Bogart and see strawberries. That's why I had him strawberry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Anybody have, like, the ball. What was it? Ball bearings?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Nuttier than a fruitcake.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, Captain Grunch has his Crunch berries, so I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Crunchberries. That's very funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead and write it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Where's Seth McFarland on that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, big time.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have your letters coming up. We have an update and a couple of stories from yesterday of interest, including the trapeze story. I believe Mr. Godwin has composed a very short song.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

In honor of that, this was the most. One of the most horrible accidents in the world. The trapeze incident yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, we'll. We'll get to that. We have letters about all kinds of interesting things, including the aforementioned Star Trek. And we have. Coming up, an unusual situation. We have Ali Breen on a Thursday with Sexy Time.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Comedian Kelly Collette will be joining us. We'll look forward to seeing Kelly again and also talk to comedian Al Jackson. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, indeed. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick, that.

[Tom Griswold]

That blue shirt just makes you desirable.

[Christy Lee]

Really? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I would suggest unbuttoning that top button. Oh, show the ladies you're open for me.

[Pat Godwin]

Maybe in a little bit.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick at the Orange and souls.com sports desk. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick. I read a letter earlier from Tom

[Tom Griswold]

and what a dumb name.

[Bob Kevoian]

I forgot to forgot to mention where he was from. Pat, pay close attention. He was writing to say that he got his wife one of those great aura frames, picture frames that we have. This is that really is one of the coolest things we've ever told people about. In any event, he says he got it for his wife for Valentine's Day. Big plus. No need to go into the details on that. But he lives in Beaufort, Georgia. Oh, you know what? Buford, Georgia is right next to what coming Georgia.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, and it's spelled correctly, if you

[Al Jackson]

will,

[Bob Kevoian]

which was in the news a while back. Pat, is that something you're prepared to play for us or do you need a little bit of warning, a little bit of time?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Will you take your time? We'll get back to it.

[Tom Griswold]

We have a emails from our listeners brought to you by sleep number Hurry in your last chance to get select sleep number mattresses take up to 30 to 40% off our top rated bed. You know, if you would you rather fight me or I'm going to take your sleep number bed. Would you rather fight than so I'd keep my sleep number bed. You could hit me in the mouth. That'd be fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

This morning I woke up and there were three people in my sleep number. All right, wait a minute. Let me rephrase that. Oh, there were three hearts beating in my sleep number bed. Kelly's mine and my dog, Mr. Fletcher.

[Christy Lee]

Is he in between the two of you?

[Bob Kevoian]

He was. I didn't know he was there. He's a good baby until I till I woke up. And what the hell, he was kind of down around our feet there every day. Now this is he's. But see, he loves it. He loves my sleep number bed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, so do mine.

[Bob Kevoian]

There are two dog beds in my bedroom and yet he, he did not want to be in one of them.

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, in the other dog bed was my daughter heart. I wish I was kidding.

[Tom Griswold]

You hear about that every now and then children who want to be treated and it's evidently healthy.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's a very big dog bed and it's.

[Tom Griswold]

She loves it and she, they think they're dogs.

[Christy Lee]

Is it one of those big fluffy ones?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Yeah, it's oval shaped. It's like six feet long.

[Christy Lee]

I can see why she likes it.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the sleeping bag that looks Like a hippopotam. Hippopotamus. And you crawl in and as you're snuggling in, it looks like the hippopotamus is eating you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great. I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But actually it ties into a new story we have.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, my psychic comedy continues.

[Bob Kevoian]

We have a new story today coming up about Ace Ventura and detective and the rhino prop.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, that scene was funny.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's, it's.

[Tom Griswold]

Man, I hate being right.

[Bob Kevoian]

That. That's for sale. It's, it's, it's nice. It's up for auction. So if you know what I'm talking

[Tom Griswold]

about, kids start crying.

[Bob Kevoian]

We'll get to that. Coming up. Do you want to begin our letter segment?

[Tom Griswold]

Their Bob a Tom show listening to you this morning as we drive to North Carolina to move our little brother back home from being in the Marines for the last four years. Wow. There you go. Thanks for a great show. And this is. I. I can't figure this out, but I'm just going to read it as written. Josh, please never leave us. We love you. That's Aaron.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's very sweet, Aaron. Thank you. And thank you to your little brother. Man, oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe they were talking about you missed a week with your. With your Hyman surgery.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hymen replacements.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's back intact and better than ever.

[Bob Kevoian]

Rectal hymen.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, we got a clarify.

[Josh Arnold]

I have to get a softer bike seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, now you can horseback ride.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Tim. More Tom speak.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

We were in Seattle planning our day when I asked where we were going. I told my kids we're going to the fish museum. Of course, I met aquarium while visiting from Vicksburg.

[Josh Arnold]

Speaking of fish, we talked a lot about anchovies yesterday and whether or not we'd ever had them on pizza, whether if we like them in Caesar salads, et cetera, et cetera. Laura from Leland, North Carolina, wants to know if we've ever tried a popular pizza with clams Casino. Apparently it's popular in like Connecticut and stuff.

[Christy Lee]

What's Clams Casino? I'm not familiar.

[Kelly Collette]

Isn't that.

[Tom Griswold]

I've always.

[Josh Arnold]

I've heard it.

[Pat Godwin]

Bacon.

[Christy Lee]

I've heard it too, but I think they're.

[Tom Griswold]

They're.

[Bob Kevoian]

They may be spoiled. So you're gambling if you eat them.

[Josh Arnold]

But I have had clams on pizza before. Have you guys? No, but I have not. I don't know that it was considered clams casino or not, so. Because it was just like a regular pizza but it had some clams. Like, I just remember the marinara and the clams, and none of us were thrilled by it.

[Christy Lee]

You were. Clams casino, apparently, is bacon, right? Clams topped with a mixture of bacon, bread crumbs, garlic, peppers.

[Tom Griswold]

Got your pan Coat butter and herbs,

[Christy Lee]

baked or broiled until crispy.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, that sounds pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Sound pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got this letter involving yesterday's dress code. You may recall that.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, real quick, Laura. No, we hadn't tried it.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you, Laura.

[Bob Kevoian]

Patty G. Yesterday we have the audio from his shirt. Pat wore his kind of tablecloth check shirt and got quite a bit of grief for it. The Dear Bob and Tom show. I enjoyed your foray into the Morning y' all show.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I loved your great cowgirl boots, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Never miss Morning, y'. All.

[Bob Kevoian]

And Pat with the John Denver look. I know you'll never wear that shirt again after all the crap they gave you. Please sign it and shoot out. Shoot it out of a T shirt cannon at your next live show.

[Pat Godwin]

That's not a bad idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would love to get a T shirt canon. What would you do with it next time we do a live show? Shoot T shirts on. Although there's probably potential liability, I would think.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know, someone catches it in the eye, and the next thing you know, you're. You're in court.

[Tom Griswold]

I was giving away CDs when the world was young, quite a while ago. And I'm. I was throwing them on the stage, and I was flipping them like Frisbees and hit a guy in the side right under his ear, and the blood just started to trickle right down his face.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Somebody's getting sued for a guitar pick.

[Tom Griswold]

I wouldn't die.

[Christy Lee]

A guitar pick?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

How would that hurt?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll have to do.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, definitely.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Look at this.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's sharp. You'll get caught.

[Pat Godwin]

Kiss it.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, you were asking about your owl box.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

You have one of those? I have an owl box attached to a tree. Is it?

[Christy Lee]

I do, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And you're wondering how you can get owls in there?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

We have a letter saying, have you tried putting Tootsie Pops in the owl box?

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's find out. A one, a two, a three.

[Christy Lee]

I have another. This is from Brian. He doesn't say where he's from. There's a picture included with this, but I don't know if you want to show it. Jason. Christy, you're talking about birds flying into her window. Yeah, I have, you know, a couple of kamikaze birds that have passed. Well, at least it wasn't a turkey. This turkey flew into the side of my house and died. And there's a picture of the poor turkey.

[Josh Arnold]

Did it happen maybe the third week of November?

[Tom Griswold]

The picture of the turkey looks like a homeless bum in a pile of dirty clothes is what it looks like. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

And it just died.

[Tom Griswold]

It just died.

[Christy Lee]

Poor little thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

Go ahead and try to prepare it.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Bob Kevoian]

Can you.

[Tom Griswold]

If you.

[Christy Lee]

Can you eat that?

[Tom Griswold]

You were driving down the road, you see deer or turkey. Can you throw that in the back and go cook it?

[Bob Kevoian]

We just had that story. Yeah, it depends what state you're in, right?

[Josh Arnold]

In this case, it's your own backyard. I mean, you got to figure out how to pluck it and everything.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, so yesterday I happened to be at Aldi, my favorite store. I'm not gonna lie. And they had sun catchers for, like, five bucks. Two of them for five bucks.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is that?

[Christy Lee]

They're like things that hang down and they catch the sun so they sparkle and stuff. So I bought four and hung them on my windows. So let's see if that works.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, the reflection keeps the birds. Now, this comes to us from northeastern Ohio. You guys were talking about being able to hear over. I see radios through appliances because where I used to live, I could hear an AM radio station coming through my toaster because it wasn't too far from the broadcast tower right here on this property. I can hear voices coming out of my fan.

[Tom Griswold]

The best thing to do is just say, huh. Okay, that's interesting.

[Bob Kevoian]

I've asked other people if they've experienced this. They look at me like I'm crazy.

[Tom Griswold]

Who's the first person that did that with the fan?

[Al Jackson]

The.

[Tom Griswold]

Luke, I am your father. You know, so funny with the. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy's fan has turned into a radio. He must be near something emitting a lot of what they call R.F. yeah. Okay, Travis. Well, thank you very much. We certainly appreciate you listening. I hope that the radio coming through your fan is from this show.

[Tom Griswold]

Strange.

[Bob Kevoian]

We certainly appreciate your listening. Now, who else has a letter?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob, at Top show, last fall, my wife and I visited CBS on Sanibel Island, Florida. To our surprise, as you said, Tom, no one was working in the store. There were other shoppers all the way back in the pharmacy. Tom is not the only one to experience this strange phenomenon.

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. It's an epidemic.

[Tom Griswold]

That's Mike And Louisville.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. You have to look around and find somebody. That's the beauty, though, of self checkout.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just hope they're not getting. Hope they're not getting ripped off.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's their own fault. Well, have an employee up there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, but I mean, it's. Don't be dishonest. I mean, I can't be dishonest.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you imagine trying to have some, you know, build a workforce at a cvs, Trying to get everybody there on time and scheduling and I'd go mad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. That's why you have this job.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat, have you been able to.

[Pat Godwin]

I will have to listen to it during the day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

What are you, Prince? Come on, let's hear this.

[Christy Lee]

This is from Susan in Des Moines, Iowa. She said, I really love when you guys go totally off script. I laughed and laughed all day at work today, listening and watching your show. Tom, you were hilarious when you wouldn't stop saying ridiculous jokes about Pat and his unfunny lobster bisque slash Easter bisque joke. And she puts a question mark.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, we were just, huh. Suffering through.

[Christy Lee]

But Chicken Josh making fun of Tom was hilarious. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

Having fun with.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

It's always in awe.

[Josh Arnold]

Proper respect for show.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, boy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's the man.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm sure this is a common event. This comes to us from Sarah in Wisconsin. And we do have a couple of interesting news stories out of Wisconsin today, by the way, including a great minor league baseball story.

[Tom Griswold]

Cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Morning, friends. My family went to visit our grandmother. She was delighted to break out her foot massager that he. Excuse me. That she had purchased at a garage sale.

[Tom Griswold]

A used foot massager.

[Christy Lee]

Is that what it was?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, she was showing it off. Of course. It was a dildo.

[Christy Lee]

Of course,

[Bob Kevoian]

Grammy wasn't aware of that. Now, Patty G, are you ready with this? Yeah, I think I can do it. We. We had a letter from Buford, Georgia, not too far from Coming, Georgia. Coming, Georgia. And it's. It's C U M M I N

[Christy Lee]

G. Yeah, that's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And we have an interesting news story about a gentleman who was.

[Christy Lee]

Naked guy. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Arrested on a porch naked. And I. I guess it wasn't the first time. Do you know the tune at this point? You got it?

[Josh Arnold]

I do.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm ready to go. Oh, there's a man from a town called Coming. He's walking in your backyard nude. Try and see. Stop the man from coming. He's gonna do something lewd. He came on your Porch and left a present. They got it on video. Caught in the act, the coming man. Now off to jail he goes. They finally stopped the man from coming. He put on quite a show. They cuffed his hands to stop the man from coming. Now he just can't come and go.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, thank you very much.

[Josh Arnold]

The ballad of the man. Come.

[Pat Godwin]

Cut.

[Tom Griswold]

Coming.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The ballot of the coming man.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's from the Forsyth Herald, by the way. He was arrested and charged with trespassing naked through his neighbor's backyard. Turned himself into authorities, by the way.

[Pat Godwin]

Finally.

[Bob Kevoian]

So there's a lot to this and a lot of nudity in crime lately. I think this must be. Have something to do with some of the drugs that are floating around out there now.

[Tom Griswold]

They make you want to take your clothes off, I guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, apparently. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Especially certain crimes we've had involving meth. There's a. There's. There's a lot of nudity. We have. We had an interesting story yesterday about a flying trapeze story that's going around, and it turns out this is one of those things floating around the Internet that is, in fact, not true.

[Josh Arnold]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

It did not happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

It did not happen. But you may have seen the story. It was. It's been widely circulated. There's a photograph, the whole thing. According to this news account, the most recent iteration of the story claims that an Italian aerialist performing on a trapeze experienced stomach issues and had diarrhea during his act and, quote, showered 23 people watching from below.

[Pat Godwin]

Is this the crappies artist?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it is.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, yes. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute. That was a little joke there.

[Pat Godwin]

Very tiny little joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, as a matter of sending. Pat, you've written a song about this gentleman.

[Pat Godwin]

Ah. He floats through the air with the greatest of ease. The daring young man with the flying feces.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very nice.

[Josh Arnold]

How droll.

[Bob Kevoian]

But again.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, play the poop song.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you. If you run across this story.

[Tom Griswold]

Fake.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did not happen. I'm a big trapeze fan.

[Tom Griswold]

Of course you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's. You've never seen one of these? Ever seen one?

[Tom Griswold]

I do not think I've seen a trapeze lot. Well, no, I went to the. The Cirque du Soleil. I was there. And they. But they're. I'm sure there's a standard trapeze in there somewhere. Yeah, they really fly around rubber bands.

[Bob Kevoian]

I remember seeing one as a kid. And then they. And when they're done, they. They gracefully land in the net and.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they trampolines them up and they

[Tom Griswold]

flip over backwards like.

[Christy Lee]

And they flip off of it. I love that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's cool. Very cool. Now if you want to get a hold of us, it's Bob and Tom at bob and tom.com. we would love to hear from you, whatever is on your mind. And coming up today, it's a special edition of Sexy Time with Ali Breen. Comedian Al Jackson and comedian Kelly Collette will be our guests. Ms. Collette will be here relatively soon, so hope you can hang out with us.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News center, there's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

That swell blue shirt. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Yes, ladies still has the beard. Beard on Ace. There he is. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. Hello.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick McGee at the orange Insoles sports desk.

[Tom Griswold]

Getting ready for sports should always be in quotes. Remember that college.

[Bob Kevoian]

College basketball coming up. Josh, you described an event that occurred to you this morning that you say will mean a great day.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? Yeah, it was an event. It absolutely wasn't.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I have a similar one. I just realized. Yes, please, you please explain yours again. Now.

[Josh Arnold]

I had my. The last bowl of cereal today and it, it corresponded perfectly with the last amount of milk in the container.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

And that's rare.

[Christy Lee]

Where it's beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they are perfectly balanced.

[Tom Griswold]

Talk about a Cinderella story.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you have a so called pill caddy?

[Tom Griswold]

As a matter of fact, I do, of course. And you know, I have a pill caddy. I've got 19 different things wrong with me. Of course I have a pill caddy.

[Josh Arnold]

I have.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not, I'm not self conscious about it though. That's what you think.

[Josh Arnold]

You guys have more than one.

[Tom Griswold]

More than one pill caddy? Oh, yes, I have many pill caddies. You're going to be jealous.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a morning one and an afternoon one.

[Josh Arnold]

I have morning, afternoon and evening.

[Tom Griswold]

What I'm about to do is called checkmate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Tom Griswold]

I have a Batman pill caddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, well, you, you win.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's it.

[Christy Lee]

I have a friend that has a pill caddy and I had pill caddy envy.

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it?

[Christy Lee]

It kind of closed and then it had its own little pouch so no matter what happened, it wouldn't open up. You know how sometimes those plastic things will open up in your suitcase? Whatever. Hers was just beautiful.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. Now for me a good day which it happened to Me today you take the pill caddy out. It's dark, trying to make no noise. Take the pill caddy out. Flip the one that says in this case, Thursday.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Flip it over. This is a two parter. All of the pills in there came out.

[Josh Arnold]

None got stuck or anything like that?

[Bob Kevoian]

None got stuck because they do. That'll happen particularly to the occuvite, the eye vitamin that I take.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell is that?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's got kind of a gel cap. Sure. Yeah. It tends to get stuck.

[Josh Arnold]

Your fish oils, your jelly caps. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And yeah. So I've got my 2 cent from minis for men.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, I take the Centrum Mini.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. By the way, one time. I love the Mini. Be careful. I bought the Sentra minis for women. And yeah, it was awful.

[Tom Griswold]

I did too.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I can't grow nurse. I had the worst period of my life.

[Tom Griswold]

I stopped taking. But my lover loves my breasts.

[Bob Kevoian]

So I got the two centro minis, the one occupied eye vitamin, the two omega 3 fish oils. Now see this? So it's a good day. And by the way, the fish oils in the oculite often stick together and stick to the pill caddy. So I flip them over, all of them come out into my hand clean.

[Josh Arnold]

Very good sign then.

[Bob Kevoian]

But none of the other little doors opened up. Yeah, that's big because on a bad day you flip it. And Tuesdays will open along with Wednesdays and their pills.

[Tom Griswold]

Everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

And if you've refilled, they're everywhere.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

So see, that's another sign of a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then I. My luck paid off when I decided I was going to try to take the freeway again today.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then at the last second I noticed that my exit had been closed. They have the sign like three feet before you have to switch lanes. I did a high power lane change.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I made it here.

[Christy Lee]

No, here's the problem. It wasn't closed.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Christy Lee]

And it. But it says it's closed. And then if you. Wait a minute, then it changes. Sunday 10pm to 5am or whatever. So it was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right. Well, Oscar got off where I did. Except there was a large truck coming in. The outdoor, if you will.

[Christy Lee]

I know that happened to me the other. Not me, but just pass me. I watched the guy turn into that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. So poorly marked. So he had. All the cars had to slam in their brakes to avoid smashing into a giant truck. Congratulations. Congratulations to the sign folks there. They're doing a great job. Now we did have. I Forget. I think we were celebrating the birthday of James Doohan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Sometime this week.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

The distinguished actor Scotty most famously.

[Bob Kevoian]

And that guy was a war hero. I mean, the guy was a good guy. But I mentioned that he was missing a finger. Yes, and I wanted to find out about that, so I did a little homework. James Doohan, he played Montgomery Scott, nicknamed Scotty, on Star Trek, the original series, was missing the middle finger of his right hand. Listen to this. During D day, World War II, he was a Canadian army artillery officer. He was hit by machine gun fire from a Canadian sentry. Friendly fire. He was hit six times and it blew off his right middle finger. He also had bullets in his legs and chest. Fortunately, he survived, went on to an acting career.

[Tom Griswold]

But it doesn't sound like an accident. Sound like somebody's aiming for him.

[Bob Kevoian]

The directors on Star Trek would block the shots so that you would not be able to see the missing finger that have him hold clipboards and stuff. Apparently, for true fans, there are specific episodes. If you freeze frame, you can see the missing fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Yes, absolutely. Oh, Gary Berghoff on MASH Blade Radar. He has missing figures. Quite the drummer. But he has a missing finger.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

I suppose. I mean, in the Missing Finger hall of Fame, I think the greatest would probably be what, Jerry Garcia. Django, Right, Django Reinhardt.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, Garcia was missing one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hell yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Actually. Actually, Jerry Garcia's.

[Bob Kevoian]

I got like a. Two thirds of his. Of. On his right hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Jerry Garcia had Django Ranghard. No, wait a minute. Django Rank. Django's was Jerry's and Jerry. And they switched back and forth whenever they. It was. It was a fun thing. Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of music. The drummer from Def Leppard is missing five fingers. Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

A four and a thumb.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to get a letter, but by the way, thoughtful.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, if you search luxury pill caddy, how would you like to pay 45 for a pill cat?

[Christy Lee]

$45? Oh, what is it?

[Tom Griswold]

It comes with a lock and key.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, come on. Hey, don't you steal my stool softener, you bastard.

[Tom Griswold]

You keep your nose out of my meds there, ladies. Yeah, and my magnesium.

[Christy Lee]

How many supplements do you take a day?

[Josh Arnold]

Two dozen, maybe.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. All.

[Josh Arnold]

All based on tests I've had done.

[Christy Lee]

No, I think it's great. I'm just. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I can tell.

[Tom Griswold]

Yikes. No, no, I think it's great.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, I just, you know, we. I like to talk about Things that actually work. Let's talk about things that don't work. Like I have the. The fish oil that says no fish burps. Oh, I got news for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. You know what? It makes me wonder how bad the other ones who.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, cats start following you. Okay. By the way. Now to get back to Mr. Doohan.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

First of all, by the way, I've only done with that. Sorry. We have a letter, you tool.

[Pat Godwin]

Is he the guy?

[Josh Arnold]

Is he Jimmy Pardo's father in law?

[Tom Griswold]

No, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Walter Koenig.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Sulu.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. While listening to your show the other day.

[Tom Griswold]

I know who is his mother. No,

[Bob Kevoian]

that comes into play. Tom said that James Doohan had a finger missing on one of his hands. And then someone else said. I'm not sure it was. That's why Yahuru chose Captain Kirk.

[Josh Arnold]

Ah, yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Was that you, Josh?

[Josh Arnold]

It was.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, when they kissed.

[Bob Kevoian]

The implication being it was the missing middle finger. The diddling process would be significantly.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Third base wasn't as exciting.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was his right hand. The one that had all the.

[Christy Lee]

You can't reach the G spot without it.

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't. You can't get that really good on

[Tom Griswold]

that hot sex kiss there. Remember on Star Trek, those Kirk.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Giant, giant mind controllers. That's why they. They made them kiss.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And that was revolutionary.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the world of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Interracial kiss in American television.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, according to Bob from Wall, while true that James Doohan was missing a digit, it was not in his hand. It was on his foot.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

For this reason.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, oh. Standby comedy

[Bob Kevoian]

for this reason. This is by the way, written by Bob from Wausau. Uhura chose Captain Kirk. You see, Uhura was lack toes intolerant.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

She wouldn't put up with it.

[Bob Kevoian]

See what happened there?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It was not gonna put up with it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay. I thought it was gonna be a foot and a half thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Good on him for retrofitting that class.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The foot and a half joke has always been one of my favorites.

[Tom Griswold]

Wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

Let mommy handle that.

[Bob Kevoian]

It involves a honeymoon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then back to. We were talking about breakfast cereal. We like to do the important topics on our show. I live in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. I can confirm there's a Quaker oats plant and a General Mills plant.

[Josh Arnold]

Absolutely.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you drive by the Quaker plant on Crunchberry Day, you can smell it.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if they post it if they have.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, today's Crunchberry Day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I shouldn't Said post.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if they have a sign

[Tom Griswold]

you get fired for that sort of thing, pal.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I actually, I said it was post, but yes, Quaker Oats. That's right. Because you can see him. Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes to us from Brian in Iowa. He also writes. I have a question for Andy. Andy is Christie's lover. What do you call him?

[Christy Lee]

My husband.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, husband.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

When you go on a road trip with your beautiful wife, Christy. Andy, and you ask for a snack, does she have little baggies of Honey Nut Cheerios?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

If so, when you get home from the trip, does she make you vacuum out the interior of her Hyundai that she loves so much?

[Tom Griswold]

This guy's really gone down the bend.

[Bob Kevoian]

This guy. This guy's listening.

[Christy Lee]

Wow. No, we don't do that. But he takes my car every Saturday, fills it up and sweeps it out and cleans it for me every Saturday.

[Tom Griswold]

That is no way to live that sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very sweet.

[Christy Lee]

It's very sweet.

[Bob Kevoian]

I do the same thing. I talk with him. Quick hand wash. Guys like that making us look bad.

[Tom Griswold]

I can tell you her car, her

[Bob Kevoian]

car can't go through a car wash because of some.

[Christy Lee]

Do you take it to one of those machine things where.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And I, by the way, harder and

[Christy Lee]

harder to find these days.

[Bob Kevoian]

I have a theory. Yeah. And I love those. But I love watching.

[Tom Griswold]

For Tom's theory, You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You put your credit card in and it gives you a certain time.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And in that time you've got to do the quick rinse foam brush and then rinse it off.

[Kelly Collette]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And unless you're driving a smart car,

[Christy Lee]

it's not enough time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But I also think, I think the timer is not really working. I think there's a guy sitting upstairs,

[Tom Griswold]

toggle switch or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's to going, okay, the guy's got three tires and one fender to rinse off.

[Al Jackson]

Turn it off.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that soap really plops out of that brush, doesn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Does.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sometimes it just pours and it's satisfying and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Isn't it great? Like, like this great gooey orange.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Porno shot.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's like a. Like a 30 year old virgin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, look at the time. Coming up, we have more of your letters. You can reach us Bob and [e-mail] Comedians Kelly Collette, Al Jackson and Sexy time with Ali Breen. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, man, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello, Chick McGee. Once again, Chick Magee [e-mail]. let's get ready for college basketball action. We were talking about breakfast cereals and the. The first breakfast cereals. And I started wondering, I wonder what the first one was. To have a toy surprise.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, boy. Let's think.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I did a little homework during the break. What's it? 1909.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, geez.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kellogg's Cornflakes. It wasn't a toy necessarily. It was a booklet called the Funny Jungle Land Moving Pictures Book.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, boy. I don't think any of those pictures would be suitable for today's.

[Josh Arnold]

Perhaps some bones and noses.

[Tom Griswold]

I would think some sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry I brought it up. By the way, a Cracker Jack became famous putting prizes in packages around 1912.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, by the way, what happened to the Cracker Jack prizes? They used to be like. Not like a whistle or like a compass.

[Josh Arnold]

They used to be good. They were never good when I was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

They weren't. They weren't incredible, but they're now. They're like little stickers and booklets.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think they're designed not to get caught in the throat.

[Josh Arnold]

A few kids ruin everything, don't they?

[Bob Kevoian]

That is throughout the 1950s.

[Tom Griswold]

If you choke on a toy cannon, maybe. Sorry, go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sugar Smacks, Frosted Flakes and Cap' N Crunch turned cereal box toys into a huge marketing tradition. This is kind of cool. I don't know if you. I remember getting that. The diving submarine thing. Remember this?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. Don't you tell me that you. Have. You got it to work. Don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I have.

[Christy Lee]

The little pills that you put in.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think it was baking soda. Never worked.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, G. A G.I. joe had like a rocket, a water sled or something. That was pretty damn cool.

[Josh Arnold]

And that actually worked?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Too bad. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, you could get the diving sub. I looked that up. Yeah. That was often offered by Cheerios.

[Christy Lee]

Was that when you had to put the. Send the box tops in?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gotcha. Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And of course, that's one of the themes of the movie Christmas Story where he gets all the clues from the radio and it turns into a pretty Ovaltine. Yeah. Pretty crappy prize.

[Tom Griswold]

Drank more Ovaltine.

[Christy Lee]

My very first record album came from a cereal box. I saved up all the box tops to get the Fifth Dimension on one side and Neil diamond on the other.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, what was it?

[Josh Arnold]

Age of Aquarius.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

And do you remember the Neil diamond song?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember. It was an album. It was like more than one. It wasn't. I don't remember that song until I saw the movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Never a good song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I don't know why I loved.

[Josh Arnold]

Was on a greatest hits compilation of his that I had, and I loved it.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you old enough to remember? They used to actually have like 45 records on the back of the boxes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm looking. I'm looking at one right now. The Jackson 5.

[Tom Griswold]

It was amazing.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was a Monkees single.

[Christy Lee]

It was like a vinyl thing that

[Bob Kevoian]

you pull off the box on honeycombs.

[Josh Arnold]

Sometimes they were square.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then Ace. This has to be a collectible peach flavored Kiss Crunch cereal came with a record. Did you ever see that?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't remember that.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't remember that either. And that it says in the back, free record from their new album Destroyer.

[Tom Griswold]

Free record.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it's got that classic picture of Kiss from Destroyer. That's one of the great shots where they're.

[Tom Griswold]

It was 76.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great. This has to be a collectible.

[Josh Arnold]

My favorite cereal box toy was always the Wacky Wall Crawler. Sticky sort of squid. And you threw it up on the wall and it would just.

[Tom Griswold]

That kind of technology doesn't exist anymore.

[Josh Arnold]

No, they found something out there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, we're not supposed to have that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kellogg serials also had a metal license plate you could get for your bicycle.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I remember. We would always really try to save for those. Never got one.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, and it only was six to eight weeks for delivery.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Forever.

[Tom Griswold]

That was nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Summer was over.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yeah, Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And then here's another one that never.

[Tom Griswold]

You had two different daddies by the

[Bob Kevoian]

time your cereal came with the Super Sea Monkeys.

[Tom Griswold]

Super Sea monkeys. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And every kid thought, oh, my God, I'm gonna get a pet monkey. This is gonna be great.

[Christy Lee]

What were they? Brine shrimp.

[Bob Kevoian]

Christy, you are on it. They were tiny brine shrimp eggs that hatched in the water, heavily advertised in comic books and sometimes promoted with cereals. So I kind of miss. They should do like an.

[Christy Lee]

They do this now. I don't. I don't buy cereal.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wouldn't it be funny for adult. What would you get if you got, you know, what would you put in Grape Nuts or. Or Shredded Wheat?

[Christy Lee]

Well, you wouldn't have to put condoms in there.

[Josh Arnold]

Like an Allen wrench. Like A

[Bob Kevoian]

sorry Ed. Medication. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Like something that you would just kind of. You like little things you just have in drawers around the.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you bring that? I always said that I really enjoyed the decoder ring. I thought that was a fun thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Eyeglass screwdrivers.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Little things like that jar opener, actually,

[Tom Griswold]

we were talking about earlier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Shredded Wheat. Now with a pill caddy. Yeah, yeah. And then coming soon, we're trying to cut a deal with Eli Lilly so you can get Cialis. Cialis in your Grape Nuts. Why are we laughing? Yeah, they probably. I think some of the toy surprise stuff. The problem was if they put it in the cereal, some idiot's gonna eat it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, but they aren't. When I growing up, it was always in a plastic.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, there was no way it wasn't in the beginning.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

Okay, that's.

[Josh Arnold]

Which is funny.

[Christy Lee]

Back in the day, you siblings, did you fight over who got the toy?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that was always. And we were never. So the Geneva Convention rules of cereal box toys, right? You had to wait until it naturally poured into your bowl.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you couldn't go deeper.

[Josh Arnold]

There was no arm in the box.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Josh Arnold]

It was whoever got it naturally.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it was always dump it into a bowl, get the prize, and dump it all back into the box.

[Josh Arnold]

Never. That was just not allowed in the Arnold household. Now, there were some lean years in the Arnold household, as you guys know. And my mom, one year, maybe two, for whatever reason, she broke the Geneva Convention of the cereal rolls. And she would get this. She would open the cereal boxes when they bought them, dig the toys out.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

And for. And then on Christmas morning, we would find them in our stockings.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my.

[Pat Godwin]

That's so sad.

[Bob Kevoian]

The saddest chick. Me and you. Let's start drinking again. I got some bourbon in my office, having cracked it open.

[Josh Arnold]

The saddest was the year leading up to Christmas when we all thought we were the most unlucky children on the planet because every box of cereal, they forgot to put the toy. Like it keeps happening. Then we found out why my mom also did that with BMG CDs that I ordered with my own money. Oh, stole them from the mailbox, Is that right? Wrapped them and gave them to me months later for Christmas things I bought. And then I called BMG and yelled at people because I didn't.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow,

[Josh Arnold]

her heart was in the right place.

[Pat Godwin]

Where's my Juice Newton?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

With the Queen of Hearts.

[Christy Lee]

You want a hug?

[Josh Arnold]

No. I mean, look, I had a really. We had a very Great job.

[Christy Lee]

Well, she was doing the right. She meant well.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. Yeah. And now it's hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, well, now she's rich.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you know, that's actually a misconception. She's married to a man named Rich,

[Tom Griswold]

Now at home with the. Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

We. We had fun. Don't. Yeah. No, it was never.

[Tom Griswold]

I cut a hole in his pocket

[Bob Kevoian]

so he had something to play with.

[Tom Griswold]

Leave your Peter alone.

[Josh Arnold]

My mom never needed to do that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, that's what you. You invented it. Who didn't? Coming up, we have comedians. Ali Breen with Sexy Time. Al Jackson, Kelly Collette. But right now, which toy surprise is the most valued by collectors?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait till you hear what it is. Okay, it's a little bit dated. I don't think they would do this today, but we'll find out what it was when we return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. And, boy, we've got a story for you coming up. There's Christy Lee at the news Center. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, there's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick Magee. And Tom, don't cheat yourself. I think he might have missed this story. Picked up a great invention at a store over the week.

[Christy Lee]

Yesterday I was at Aldi and it was Wednesday for the, you know, the.

[Kelly Collette]

Fine.

[Christy Lee]

Now, now, fine. Stay.

[Tom Griswold]

Take your time.

[Christy Lee]

Don't leave anything out.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, and they have rubber gloves, Tom, you might be interested in this. They have rubber gloves that have the scrubbing things built into them. Like.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like. Like brushes.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

You gotta be me on the palms.

[Kelly Collette]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

They're awesome. So you don't need a scrub brush because they're on your gloves.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're correct. This is something. I will have to get some of these.

[Josh Arnold]

You can really get into the nooks and crannies.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I should have got you a pair. I didn't think about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, well, Christmas is coming.

[Bob Kevoian]

Give me the xl.

[Christy Lee]

They only had one, so.

[Tom Griswold]

You're not XL hands, are you?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they do that at the combine. They measure your hands. Like 10 inches is a big hand. We should measure our hands. I have a little stubby hand.

[Christy Lee]

I have teeny stubby thumb.

[Tom Griswold]

Stubby.

[Bob Kevoian]

You do?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

We went down the rabbit hole of. Yeah, I was done toy. I'm sorry. Tell me more about your stubby hands.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no, no. I wanted to talk about you and your glorious, magnificent Feminine yet manly hands.

[Christy Lee]

You have very long artists.

[Tom Griswold]

You have very long fingers. That would explain your gigantic penis. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the old L trick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go, ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that. Look at this.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very dexterous.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can do that all day long now.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, a little flare there at the

[Josh Arnold]

end

[Pat Godwin]

of the act.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a hell of an act, General.

[Bob Kevoian]

That is a bar trick.

[Josh Arnold]

That has gotten you the flower.

[Tom Griswold]

I like this.

[Bob Kevoian]

Fun Tom.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

This actually does lead to a quick story. We were talking about breakfast cereals because Josh had a glorious event this morning when he went to eat his breakfast cereal. It was the last bit of cereal in the box, and he had the exact right amount of milk in the fridge for the bowl of cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

After that, you had Christy and her magnificent dishwashing gloves, scrubbing gloves, telling you, life is good.

[Bob Kevoian]

My pill caddy gave me just the five pills that I needed this morning.

[Christy Lee]

You're gonna be jealous when I.

[Bob Kevoian]

But we got talking about cereal that. Which led to a discussion about some of the toys in cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

Man, what a great childhood memory.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, Yeah, I. One of the one. I got. I got the Huckleberry Hound ring.

[Tom Griswold]

You did? You were engaged to Huckleberry Hound.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the Huckleberry Hound ring, interestingly enough,

[Tom Griswold]

was my darling, she's pregnant.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was removed one school day at St. Luke's Hospital.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, from.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I thought, oh, that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

You were a world class smart ass.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had the. The desks that folded down. Yeah, you know, like a. Like a. Like how a laptop opens. Yeah, that's how the desks. I wanted to prove to my buddy Bobby McChesney that he could sit on that desk with my hand in there and it wouldn't hurt. He didn't know I had the Huckleberry Hound.

[Tom Griswold]

The secret was the Huckleberry Hound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Bobby sat down on that, and it proceeded to collapse, digging into my finger, and we couldn't get it off. And my mother had to take me down to St. Luke's where they. They had some device that they cut it off.

[Tom Griswold]

Had that happened nowadays, you could have tie a Huckleberry Hound up in litigation for the rest of his life.

[Bob Kevoian]

Part two. I had a. A mark on my finger from whatever metal that was made of that leached into my skin, but I'm looking at it. But speaking of rings, one of the most collectible, valuable cereal box prizes is this one from 1947.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

This is probably real gold.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

But get this. The Lone Ranger atomic a bomb ring.

[Josh Arnold]

What was this?

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you say 46, 47, 40.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Right after July 16, 1945, the sun rose twice that day, my friends, it's the.

[Bob Kevoian]

On top of the ring, which is kind of filigreed, there is a. A spinning atomic bomb.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Is this it right here?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's it. It's got.

[Josh Arnold]

Why the hell would the Lone Ranger have that?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, no joke. Why would the Lone Ranger.

[Tom Griswold]

The Lone Ranger was the foremost masked physics in this United States of America.

[Josh Arnold]

Who was that? Masked physicist.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. It's the Lone Rain.

[Bob Kevoian]

And of course, the great story that would appear on Letterman annually.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, Jay.

[Pat Godwin]

I forgot his last name. Silver Heels passed away.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, not the radio guy. Radio guy.

[Josh Arnold]

And he was on a sitcom for a while, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jay Thomas, by the way, sadly gone. A great guy. I was at a radio convention thing and he came up to me and was just the nicest guy, but he had. If you ever get a chance, Google that Dave Letterman, he tells that Lone Ranger story. It is hilarious. It is so funny. Now, the Lone Ranger. You mentioned Jay Silverheels.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Who.

[Bob Kevoian]

Of course, anyone famous as one of what? That's right. The Osceola brothers.

[Christy Lee]

Who are the Osceola brothers?

[Bob Kevoian]

If you don't know, I can't tell you.

[Christy Lee]

Does anybody else know?

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

No, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Jay Silver Heels was in the movie.

[Bob Kevoian]

Humphrey Bogart.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't remember movies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like I said, I bet you can sing that song. Key Largo, we had it all.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and Bertie Higgins, Hoagie and Bacall and Key Largo.

[Bob Kevoian]

We had it all.

[Tom Griswold]

We had it all, baby.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's say hello to the four people that are understanding what we're talking about. The Lone Ranger atomic. A bomb ring.

[Josh Arnold]

And so it's worth some money.

[Bob Kevoian]

This says it's, you know, 700, it's

[Tom Griswold]

the 80th anniversary of Trinity and the nuclear. First nuclear detonation coming up in July. And by God, I'm gonna go out there to Alamogordo, New Mexico.

[Christy Lee]

Are you really?

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna get a tent. I'm gonna.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they gonna recreate it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Maybe.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta go horseback, though.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. No, I hate. I don't like horses.

[Josh Arnold]

They. Yeah, but that's how the Oppenheimer brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oppenheimer was an expert horseman.

[Tom Griswold]

Oppenheimer and the Griswolds would get together like peas and carrots. I can just see it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You know what Oppenheimer loved to do?

[Christy Lee]

Smoke.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. But also he. He loved to get his. He Was one of the. He had a little. Borrowed his.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Martini.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. And he would. He would mix these drinks and he loved to get his guests smashed.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

He threw world class parties.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, famously.

[Tom Griswold]

And you know who babysat all the kids when they were. When they were at those parties? Klaus Fuchs.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right. Fuchs was the great with kids, the

[Tom Griswold]

double, honest to gosh. The double agent who smuggled spies of the Manhattan Project information back to the Russians.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's writing. Writing the soldiers. Your father say anything? Writing the innards of the bomb on a cocktail napkin.

[Tom Griswold]

Just for fun, let's do a couple theorems.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now this one. Did daddy say the captain? Excuse me, sorry. Captain Crunch boson whistle from 1963.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you guys remember that?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't, but I would.

[Bob Kevoian]

You could make that. Those. Yeah. Not quite.

[Tom Griswold]

Take me an hour to get it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those go for. Those go for up to $250.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

All right, here's one that you would like, Josh, in 1971. I do remember this.

[Tom Griswold]

The

[Christy Lee]

Count Chocula and that era of cereal came out and they had the monsters go disco. Vinyl. It was a vinyl record on the back of the box and Booberry and Count Chocolate.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah, Frankenberry.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to hear that. You know how?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know if we could find them on music or disco, but it's

[Tom Griswold]

gotta be out there somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

The General Mills monsterverse.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I wonder if anybody's ever digitized.

[Christy Lee]

I was 11. I remember.

[Bob Kevoian]

Suppose anybody's digitized all those cereal. Hopefully those 45s that would come with cereal.

[Tom Griswold]

They've got to be out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

The audio quality was somewhat less than great.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys ever get the one from McDonald's? I want to say it was in a Sunday newspaper or something, but. And it had the McDonald's a record. Yes. And it was a, you know, a flimsy square record you put on. And it was that Big Mac McDLT, a Quarter Pounder with some cheese filet, a fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal. You guys remember that?

[Tom Griswold]

I remember that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

I remember Two All Be Patty special sauce.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. That was before. This was like 80.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a gun.

[Josh Arnold]

And they listed everything on the menu.

[Christy Lee]

Huh.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you memorized it?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. I was like a chubby nine year old. It was my favorite song.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the greatest song in the history of the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, let's move forward. Here we have coming up, comedian Kelly Collette, Al Jackson, Ali Breen with Sexy time. That's some cool science news involving chimps and hippies.

[Tom Griswold]

Chimps and hippies.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I'm in space.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd go see that movie Chimps and Hippies in Space. I'd go see Hippies in space.

[Tom Griswold]

Amen.

[Josh Arnold]

Just by based on the title, we

[Bob Kevoian]

were supposed to turn right at Mars. Man.

[Tom Griswold]

How many hippies you think are listening right now? What do you think? Dear Bob and Top Show. Where's my. You crazy wacky radio people. Thanks for all the wonderful years. I grew up listening to you guys and I went to Sturgis, Michigan, if I'm not mistaken. It's. I've eaten at the Hot and Now.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, are you familiar with the rabbit place?

[Tom Griswold]

The rabbit place? That's exactly right. That.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, the. The. Their mascot at Hot now was a rabbit. I didn't.

[Christy Lee]

They didn't serve rabbit.

[Bob Kevoian]

They didn't serve rabbit.

[Josh Arnold]

You really misled us yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, because I was.

[Christy Lee]

He was trying to prove himself.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was saying that. That they lasted longer than Bunny King. Home of the hopper.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, thanks for all the wildly unique insights over the years.

[Bob Kevoian]

Say that I want to show Kelly

[Tom Griswold]

Jody from the wobbly northern Indiana and Michigan border what that means. But that sounds like it's an inside joke.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll tell you what the. You should see people crossing that border.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, it's like the Oklahoma land rush. They're going to get that pot in Southern Michigan. They call it New Puffalo. Did you know that? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do they really?

[Bob Kevoian]

New Buffalo, Michigan, they call it New Buffalo.

[Christy Lee]

I love that place.

[Bob Kevoian]

A friend of mine. A friend of mine got pulled over by the cops and they got said to him, look, you drove by here 30 minutes ago. Now you're driving the other way. We know what you're doing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, did they really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that'd be a nice little cottage industry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, like a doordash. But I run up to Michigan for you.

[Josh Arnold]

You said kind of a mule thing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it is a. It is.

[Christy Lee]

You know what it is?

[Bob Kevoian]

I got a guy.

[Christy Lee]

I know someone too.

[Josh Arnold]

We all know Jeff. Oscar.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, it's his. It's his brother in law. Where were we? Oh, I know. We have to check into the sporting scene.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that correct? That's exactly right. And the World Baseball Classic is continuing. It's going at four separate locations all around the world. San Juan, Puerto Rico, Houston, Texas, Tokyo, Japan, and Miami, Florida. And right now, Chechnya and Korea are playing. It's the bottom of the eighth, Tom, and they are in Chechnya and Korea. They're playing in. Let me find Korea here. It's 10 to 3. Korea ahead of Chechnya in the bottom of the eighth. What do you think of that?

[Josh Arnold]

I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you betting on this?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, if you're. I've got my money on the land of the morning calm.

[Christy Lee]

Is that Korea?

[Tom Griswold]

Is that Korea?

[Bob Kevoian]

What is it? The morning what?

[Josh Arnold]

Calm.

[Tom Griswold]

C, A L, M. That's like perpetual spring. Colombia, the country. Columbia is always perpetual spring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute, hang on. Countries have mottos?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Do we have one?

[Josh Arnold]

We do.

[Christy Lee]

Land of the free, home of the brave. What is it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, that's our motto.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Ours is around and find out.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Don't tread on me.

[Tom Griswold]

And Venezuela is like.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what ours is. I just made that up.

[Tom Griswold]

Venezuela's a. Hey, we know how to keep our mouth shut. Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Germany.

[Josh Arnold]

Just you wait. We're working on something again. Everybody likes a trilogy.

[Tom Griswold]

Tomorrow in Tokyo. Oh, that's true. In Tokyo. Japan and Chinese Taipei, 5am our time. And that's where Shohei Otani. Hey, it still needs some work. Tokyo. Tokyo's like 14 hours ahead of us or something.

[Bob Kevoian]

So this is the real World Series.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I guess. And then the United States. Let's see, when do they play Brazil? 8 o', clock, Friday night, Eastern Daylight Time on Fox. That one's, of course, in Houston, Texas.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy, do you like guys in baseball pants?

[Christy Lee]

Sure, but can I ask a really stupid question?

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go.

[Josh Arnold]

We know you can.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. You do?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Here it comes.

[Christy Lee]

Are these.

[Bob Kevoian]

No need to prove it. Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Major League Baseball players for us? Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That was not a stupid question.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you. Well, I didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you like the fact that in the Olympics the pros get to play in hockey?

[Josh Arnold]

I do. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

They play basketball, too, so why not?

[Bob Kevoian]

They didn't use to.

[Christy Lee]

I know, right?

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of things that some people couldn't do a long time ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Now I do. But I also do like that when it's not the pros.

[Christy Lee]

Right. Amateurs should have shot.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, I guess that being an amateur these days. There.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know, they wouldn't have had the miracle on ice.

[Josh Arnold]

Exactly. With the pros, there's a chance they

[Tom Griswold]

wouldn't have won that whole thing. Al Michaels would not have a career. Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

What did he say?

[Josh Arnold]

Was he just a local nobody until then?

[Al Jackson]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Sort of.

[Bob Kevoian]

He won't.

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's not the best baseball story, though, today.

[Christy Lee]

What is it?

[Tom Griswold]

What is It.

[Bob Kevoian]

The best baseball story comes out of the minor leagues in Wisconsin. I. This is.

[Tom Griswold]

You know how minor league baseball teams change their names every now and then? Like I can't think of that one

[Bob Kevoian]

that we just usually they'll do it for. What was the iguana a weekend.

[Tom Griswold]

The frozen iguanas. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And he got a frozen iguana hat the other day in the mail.

[Tom Griswold]

Nice. Yeah, he's. He's really just like your money checked out of. He's just looking for any piece of happiness.

[Josh Arnold]

You gotta take your credit card back.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Geez.

[Christy Lee]

He spends his own money.

[Bob Kevoian]

Ladies.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. Well, that's a good sign.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. A chick pointed out years ago I didn't quite understand why they would do the throwback uniforms in the NFL. Then I found out, oh, it's because they get to merge merch in case they're short on cash. But similarly, this is a great idea. I think these are going to sell a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, as soon as I find it, they're going to call themselves the drive by the Dive bars in Wisconsin. A minor league baseball team rebranding for a three game stint this summer. The lake. The Lake Country. Dockhounds County. Cut that out.

[Bob Kevoian]

No country.

[Josh Arnold]

Two syllables. That's all I care about.

[Tom Griswold]

The Lake Country. I said country again. The lake Country Dockhounds. July 7th, 8th and 9th will become the Wisconsin Dive Bars.

[Bob Kevoian]

Huh?

[Christy Lee]

That's cute.

[Tom Griswold]

The announcement introduced the mascot.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go, Bart.

[Tom Griswold]

The mascot's going to be Bart Tabs.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. I'm fine with that.

[Tom Griswold]

He's become. He's became a local legend by running the longest tab in the state while never missing a pitch on screen. The team explained this alternate identity is a celebration of the local establishments that. That have long served as gathering places for communities across Wisconsin. And I can testify to that. The first place I've had ever been way back when they had Jagermeister draft. You just pulled the. Pulled the antlers on the end.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a cool looking jersey though. It's kind of a.

[Al Jackson]

It's not that.

[Tom Griswold]

A good. Good blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Deep blue.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wisconsin dive bars.

[Christy Lee]

Are they cherries?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the mascot.

[Josh Arnold]

No, there are cherries on the sleeves.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh.

[Josh Arnold]

They're kind of the classic Pac man looking cherries.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, what is that for drinks? They go in a cocktail maraschino. I don't know.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

The I. Now it's a three night stand on Saturday's deadbeat dad night.

[Pat Godwin]

And.

[Bob Kevoian]

And you'll be allowed to smoke. So. And then by the way, for dive bar night, they're taking all the doors off the stalls, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Good. Yeah. So, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You really get that.

[Josh Arnold]

You get that feel?

[Bob Kevoian]

That feel If a lot of really bad stuff's been happening.

[Tom Griswold]

More sports coming up, including you Ever think you'd like to steal some bowling balls? Well, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Don't do that again.

[Tom Griswold]

To go with the shoes.

[Bob Kevoian]

To go with the shoes. You've walked out.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right. You know, they get mad if you are bowling and go outside in your bowling shoes and then come back in. They're really mad.

[Bob Kevoian]

That was kind of a fad in the. In the late 80s, guys, guys would show up in stolen bowling shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

Check it out.

[Christy Lee]

You could buy them online. I mean, you could buy what looked like bowling shoes.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm a 12.

[Bob Kevoian]

There. There were guys that would get them because it had their size on the back. They think it would be impressive that they'd buy a 12 when they wore a 9. Stuff their toes. Yeah, yeah. But the Wisconsin dive bars. I think this is something we should send Willie to. He could do a report from the lake country. We can pay him in. What's that in Spotted cow.

[Tom Griswold]

He likes spotted cow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have a really scary hot air balloon incident. We have a kind of a Rube Goldberg death.

[Josh Arnold]

No kidding. Like a Final Destination type?

[Bob Kevoian]

Exactly. Put it this way. Bollywood maybe making a Final Destination movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you see that story, Christy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yuck.

[Bob Kevoian]

It involves one thing leading to another thing leading to another thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that thing leading to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

They should come up with a different word for the Bollywood because those aren't movies in my book. Thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Two and a half hour musical.

[Bob Kevoian]

Two and a half.

[Josh Arnold]

They are so long.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's a short. That's all coming up here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Where the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast. From the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the news center.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

She. She wants to get a chopper. You know that, right?

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Christy wants a copter to cover the news.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, not a motorcycle.

[Tom Griswold]

You mean a helicopter? Yeah. Yeah. An airship.

[Christy Lee]

I've only been in one a couple times. It's kind of.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have airship news. Happy ending, but pretty scary.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Chick McGee at his post.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Sad news in sports this morning, Lou Holtz, college football hall of Fame coach, led Notre Dame to A national championship. 249 games over 33 seasons at six schools, has passed away. He was 89.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, rest in peace.

[Tom Griswold]

Notre Dame announced yesterday Holtz died in Orlando, Florida, surrounded by family and friends. Let's see.

[Josh Arnold]

Like a very good guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Remember the commercials he did for. I'm not sure what the product was, but the guy tells Lou Holtz, well, it was just. It was just a sales call. And Holtz grabs him. There's no such thing as just a sales call. That's pretty good.

[Bob Kevoian]

By the way, prior to this, you had a new story about the minor league baseball team that is rebranding itself for a handful of games. A lot of them do this. It's kind of fun.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Bob Kevoian]

The. The. The Lake Country Dockhounds in early July will become the Wisconsin Dive Bars.

[Tom Griswold]

Wisconsin Dive Bars. And they're going to be inundated with requests for merchandise that say dive bars on it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's great.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it's a good idea.

[Bob Kevoian]

They've got us. Oh, there's a special parking area for dads that want to leave their kids in the car.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, the cracked window area, the dive bar. Are you. When you guys are saying Doc Hounds. Are you. Is it dachshunds or you. Is it document hounds?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it is.

[Tom Griswold]

It is. Doc.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

What the hell's that, Doc? People hang out at the docks.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I guess it's. They call it. It's Lake country. So. So many lakes.

[Tom Griswold]

B, O, C, K, H, O, U, N. Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I've spent some time on lakes. I've never heard that term. I like it now.

[Tom Griswold]

I've heard a dachshund called a dash hound.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, sure.

[Christy Lee]

Well, don't there. Don't there. Aren't there bars that are right there so you can pull your car or your. Your boat up to the dock?

[Josh Arnold]

I love that.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe that's what a dock hound is. Maybe that hangs out at the bars near the marina.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, you can be arrested for a DUI with a boat.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It needs to happen more often.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some idiot drove over the dam where I used to live. Yeah, The Lake Country Dockhounds.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, cool.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Andy Dick.

[Tom Griswold]

There we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

What? Andy Dick have slightly different. You swap a couple of letters.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat. The reason I bring it Back up is Pat. Pat that grabbed me and said, I've got a song about this. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

I used to love a good dive bar.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, if you shut your eyes, you can smell it.

[Pat Godwin]

And where I come from, we have a million of them. One on every corner back in northeastern Pennsylvania. Yeah, And I kind of miss it. I need a dive where I can hide an alky bar where it's dark inside. I'm day drinking Win with the real drunks, the graveyard shifters and the local punks they got pickled eggs and bags of chips. I'll have a double, darling, keep the dip. The barmaid has a tattooed hip, a tongue ring and a busted lip it's an oasis in my saving grace across the street from the check cash in place Teeth are stained with tobacco tar you can't see for smoke in the Sal Keep bar. Let me hear. Sing,

[Josh Arnold]

Josh.

[Pat Godwin]

Give me your best time waste. Sing it for my daughter. Yes, tell me. And the hobo walks on by with a twinkle in his eye he remembers the love from long ago.

[Josh Arnold]

Her name was Mia and you know she died in his arms one night the lonely hobo.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, that's better than anything, Tom,

[Bob Kevoian]

but he still.

[Pat Godwin]

You got this. Go ahead.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no. Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

He has a towel that smells like her. Is that. Is that what you want? Something like that.

[Pat Godwin]

I think I'll sleep it off in my park car and in this song called the Alky Bar. Yeah, I sure appreciate that. What do you appreciate?

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Pat Godwin]

There's a thin line between love and hate.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll go to the alley and mask.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll come with you, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'll come with all of you.

[Tom Griswold]

Love you.

[Josh Arnold]

We're sitting back to back having the spank.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, Give that baby a good old yank. Yeah. Outside the hell.

[Bob Kevoian]

Got it off right there.

[Josh Arnold]

That was Tom Bates. Apostrophe Bates.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bob Kevoian]

That took a turn. I almost took. I almost made it worse.

[Pat Godwin]

You had a twinkle in your eye.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I. Then I said, no, no, not.

[Tom Griswold]

We're not going there. More sports coming up.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Well, my dad hung out in a great old dive bar like that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And he tore it down. It's kind of sad.

[Tom Griswold]

My grandmother would take me to the Palm Grill on Main Street, London, Ohio, and I'd have the beef Manhattan and all the butter I wanted. Nice. Oh, man. And she'd have her little juice glass with beer in it. Oh, about nine dozen of those.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Sundays in Pennsylvania, my dad would knock on the back door. There was a secret kind of word, you know, you lifted up the thing. And I would go in with them, have a. A real ginger ale. Like homemade ginger ale.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. But they did. They'd serve them, and they'd serve a can with that little glass that looked like a juice glass. Pour your beer in that. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they'd let you go in there even though you were a kid. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The North End Tavern, Ohio. Yeah. Kids can be.

[Christy Lee]

I was an adult when I hung out with. I know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can't do that here now. Check local listings. Coming up, we have comedian Kelly Collette, comedian Al Jackson, comedian Ali Breen with Sexy Time, a couple really interesting stories in the news, and a little bit more sports on the way from the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show, where you're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Me d. There's Pat Godwin.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Howdy. I'm Chink McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. And, Tom, we have a special guest

[Bob Kevoian]

joining us in the studio. She is comedian Kelly Collette.

[Kelly Collette]

Hi, everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi, Kelly.

[Christy Lee]

Good to see you guys again.

[Josh Arnold]

You, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a real name or a fake name?

[Kelly Collette]

It's a fake name.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Toni Collette, the actress. I just think she's fabulous.

[Josh Arnold]

I do, too.

[Kelly Collette]

There was a character on a TV show called Friday Night Lights, Tara Colette, who I thought was very good.

[Al Jackson]

So.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, Colette's my favorite name. I love that name.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that right?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

I wanted to name one of my daughters Colette, but I got out ruled.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Colette's that friend of yours who cries all the time.

[Christy Lee]

She doesn't cry all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

No, she looks like she cries all the time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't make it up.

[Al Jackson]

I just.

[Tom Griswold]

I just observed.

[Kelly Collette]

I'm the friend, right?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, you're my friend.

[Kelly Collette]

Exactly. Do you cry all the time?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you think of going with Colette?

[Kelly Collette]

Colette thought about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I. I just. It was also my confirmation name, so I picked it for myself when I was, like, 13. And then my first open mic, I was like, I think I'm gonna say things that are gonna haunt me forever, so I better use a fake name.

[Christy Lee]

You could have gone, Colette Kelly.

[Kelly Collette]

I think I actually looked that up, and there was like, two Collette Kelly's like, wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's another Christy Lee. Isn't she a stripper?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, probably.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, seriously, I think there is.

[Christy Lee]

L, E, I, G, H. Yeah, no, she spells the same way.

[Bob Kevoian]

K, R, I, S, T, I. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

I have a fake name, too.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is she an adult actress?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. There's a songwriter, singer.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you get Asian? Asian organization, mail, stuff like that, asking you to join?

[Christy Lee]

I do not.

[Tom Griswold]

Egg roll of the month.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy Lee.

[Josh Arnold]

Egg roll of the month, was it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, let him. Let him dangle there hanging himself.

[Tom Griswold]

Each and every month you get an egg roll. A different one. Well, that's where they. They wanted to.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, they had a recent article about the difference between egg and spring, which I thought was really fascinating.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Spring pearls tend to be a little smaller.

[Tom Griswold]

They cover that. Yeah, well, they do.

[Christy Lee]

They're a little tighter and the pastry's a little lighter.

[Bob Kevoian]

Keep it up, fellas.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, one of the.

[Al Jackson]

You tell us.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Hi, Kelly.

[Kelly Collette]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

So is your real name like clunky and awful and weird?

[Kelly Collette]

My real name O. I

[Bob Kevoian]

have to say it.

[Tom Griswold]

Gladus Everard.

[Kelly Collette]

It's really short. It's only four letters.

[Bob Kevoian]

So.

[Kelly Collette]

But. But people would always spell it wrong, too. Oh, and they would always put an H in it when there's no H.

[Pat Godwin]

So am I, Harry.

[Bob Kevoian]

So it's so.

[Christy Lee]

It's.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the only guess I have.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sit.

[Tom Griswold]

You better put an agent.

[Josh Arnold]

Stop putting an H in that, please.

[Tom Griswold]

Can I tell you about this in sports?

[Christy Lee]

How about yes, please?

[Tom Griswold]

I wish you Patriots have informed. That's the NFL. New England Patriots said two wide receivers. Stefan Diggs. Get out of here and don't let the door hit you in the ass. Diggs posted a goodbye on social media as is their want. Now, he led the team with 85 catches, over a thousand yards receiving, four touchdowns last year in New England. But they said no, thank you. And the Chiefs and Rams have agreed on a trade. This is for NFL fans, so you can check out on this. Tom, brand new, way ahead of you. Big time star Trent McDuffie, formerly of the Chiefs. Now he's a Los Angeles Ram. Let's see where. Oh, we all know that Miles Garrett is defensive player of the year in an amazing physical athlete, but I understand

[Bob Kevoian]

he's going to be driving at Indy this year.

[Tom Griswold]

That's exactly right. 2025 Defensive Player of the year cited for driving. He was in a 70 mile per hour zone on I71 in Congress Township, Ohio. That's some good speed in there. Yeah, nice 71. 70 miles an hour zone. Let's start the bidding. How fast you think he was going?

[Christy Lee]

I would say 90.

[Josh Arnold]

Going 110.

[Tom Griswold]

Mighty. 110.

[Bob Kevoian]

102.

[Josh Arnold]

97.

[Tom Griswold]

94 miles an hour, which is fine.

[Josh Arnold]

Christy was the closest without going.

[Bob Kevoian]

Am I correct? I. I don't have this story. But didn't. Isn't this. Hasn't he had multiple speeding nominations?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. The speeding ticket. This one marks the ninth time. Okay, Garrett, very good.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what should come into play, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

What was he listening to? There should be exceptions.

[Christy Lee]

What was he driving? Is the more important question.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's see. It doesn't say, but.

[Josh Arnold]

But it was a 92 Ford Taurus.

[Tom Griswold]

He had a scary moment. Let's see. Speeding ticket marks the ninth time since Garrett entered the NFL this rookie season, 2017. And among those speeding tickets, a scary moment. He flipped his Porsche in 2022. An incident where he. Speeding was a factor.

[Bob Kevoian]

So he's learned his lesson.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

He and Tiger woods both.

[Tom Griswold]

Here we go. Yes. Chrissy Garrett was also driving a Porsche during this traffic.

[Christy Lee]

Was he really?

[Tom Griswold]

The Wayne County Sheriff's office pulled over the brown star. He was going 24 miles per hour over the speed.

[Josh Arnold]

They call him a brown star.

[Tom Griswold]

To me, it was like the cop would go, hey, hey, let's slow it down and let you go.

[Christy Lee]

Are you serious?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

A 70.

[Josh Arnold]

And so you'd be a little more lenient because of the Porsche or because

[Tom Griswold]

he's a player and because I'm an NFL fan and it's Miles Garrett, you go get him.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, why not? You think he looked it up and then found out it was the ninth time he'd been stopped?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, probably when he typed in the driver's license, it probably. Probably is like a Vegas jackpot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, by the way, prior to this ticket, Garrett pulled over during Brown's training camp back on August 9th of 25, when he was driving 100 miles per hour in a 60 mile per hour zone in Strongsville, Ohio, which is near the team's Berea training facility. They've got to change the name of that town.

[Kelly Collette]

Is that Berea? Is it Berea?

[Tom Griswold]

It is.

[Bob Kevoian]

It is Berea,

[Christy Lee]

Kentucky.

[Kelly Collette]

Is a Porsche something that, like, you just, like, touch the gas pedal and it just goes really fast? Or did he have to, like.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. Does he need a ledge foot or

[Bob Kevoian]

does it just kind of automatically take their grill?

[Kelly Collette]

Because it could be like, I sneezed.

[Bob Kevoian]

They are awesome.

[Kelly Collette]

Accelerated or whatever.

[Christy Lee]

They are awesome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Drive one. You'll You'll.

[Kelly Collette]

I'll just. I'll just get the one. You guys.

[Josh Arnold]

For me to drive a Porsche, I'd have to change so many facets of my life.

[Christy Lee]

A new job would be so many things would have to change.

[Pat Godwin]

New girlfriend size.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, there are many things that would happen.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, you could. They make a really nice suv.

[Christy Lee]

Well, it's not the same.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, it is. Are you kidding? Have you ever driven one of those things? It's a rocket ship.

[Tom Griswold]

I've never have and I don't. I. I'd like a little sports car. I wouldn't like the Cayenne.

[Bob Kevoian]

The Cayenne is Chick, the sports car. The problem with that for you and me would be getting out of it. Yeah, we can get in creaky and Uncle Creaky. You do the spin, then you just fall. Gravity is going to put your ass in the seat.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Pat Godwin]

I heard the Cayenne is a peppier car. Cayenne, peppier.

[Tom Griswold]

She's a guest. She feels sorry for you.

[Josh Arnold]

We're on day number two here.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're enjoying the silence.

[Kelly Collette]

Is there a lot of. A lot of puns?

[Pat Godwin]

Not really.

[Bob Kevoian]

We enjoy a nice pun, but we prefer them to stick the landing, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

A lot of almost jokes.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

You could have said it's a hot car. It's a pepper. It's a pepier.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't try to fix this one.

[Kelly Collette]

Let me just punch it up real quick.

[Bob Kevoian]

Those are great cars. They are very fast.

[Christy Lee]

Cayenne is an suv.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But I wouldn't be surprised if that's what he was in because he's a pretty big football player.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a lot of room in those cabins.

[Christy Lee]

You'd be surprised once you're in it. Yeah. And he can get up and down. He's athletic.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, he could do it. He could probably pick up the Porsche and put it him. What do I want to say?

[Josh Arnold]

You can wrap it around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes, I had a. What do you call them? Sedan. Yes. That I had to. The loaner car when I took my. I've been driving suburbans, etc. Etc. For the last 35 years.

[Tom Griswold]

SUV.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I just don't drive cars. Regular car cars. And I'm getting out of it was kind of tricky.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't want to call you out, but your knees aren't exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, that's the best. They're great. I work on them.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I know you work on them, honey, but they're kind of creaky.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I think the other point someone made Was. I think that the police should consider what song they're listening to while driving.

[Josh Arnold]

Always. That should be Tom Petty.

[Bob Kevoian]

Running Down a dream. At least 20 miles an hour.

[Christy Lee]

Radar Love. Golden Airing. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, that's the song. Yeah, both of those. You knock off some. Some time.

[Bob Kevoian]

Take It Easy. The Eagles. That's a solid 15 miles.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a joke.

[Christy Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Pat Godwin]

Color My World by Chicago.

[Christy Lee]

Life in the Fast Lane by the Eagles.

[Josh Arnold]

Take it Easy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the opposite of what about Sometimes When We Touch by Dan Hill. Oh, that's a speeding song to a cliff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead. Said make fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Possibly the worst song of all time. I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's probably how many people have Thelma and Louise their way off a cliff because of that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, you know. Life, really. If this is what they're offering.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, we're dead, honey.

[Tom Griswold]

The honesty. Too much.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to hold you till I die Till we both break down and cry but you've already died.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, So I can't cry. Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever seen that guy? Yeah. Yikes. Okay, Louise, let's move forward here. We're hanging out with a comedian, Kelly. Colette.

[Pat Godwin]

Kelly, do you know this song?

[Kelly Collette]

I love this song. It was on the Superstar by Molly Shannon. Yeah, she sings that. So that's how I learned it.

[Tom Griswold]

Ironically, she sings it also in the NFL. Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. That guy says he still has not made a decision about his future. This is only the seventh, seventh year in a row we've had to listen to Aaron decide. I don't know if I'm playing next year.

[Josh Arnold]

I kind of blame the people who keep asking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's true. Enabled. You're right.

[Kelly Collette]

It's like. It's like a band that. They're like, one more tour, and they're like, only if you beg me and keep asking about it.

[Josh Arnold]

You think he likes it?

[Kelly Collette]

I think he loves it.

[Tom Griswold]

Aaron. Aaron is set to hit free agency in less than a week, confirmed the Steelers had not given him a deadline to inform them of his intentions for the the upcoming season. He told our buddy Pat McAfee, I'm enjoying my time with my wife and enjoying this part of the season.

[Bob Kevoian]

Good.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, good for him.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

He got joined time with his wife.

[Christy Lee]

He's never announced.

[Kelly Collette]

Isn't she like Shanae Woodley?

[Christy Lee]

No, they broke up. He married this girl and no one.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's got his private life. Keep it private. I think it's great. I mean, what's the alternative? Do the Brett Favre thing. Play for the Vikings. And send a picture of your male member to some reporter under an alias.

[Kelly Collette]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

While defrauding those in Mississippi on welfare.

[Tom Griswold]

Every guy out there has seen that picture. And when you say that, we all remember the oddness of his most private area.

[Bob Kevoian]

Like a squished mushroom.

[Tom Griswold]

This is fine.

[Kelly Collette]

Wait, is the photo out there?

[Josh Arnold]

I never saw it.

[Christy Lee]

You don't want to see it.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't want to.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'll want a pizza with mushrooms on it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not kind of an angle.

[Christy Lee]

A little bit.

[Josh Arnold]

Was he erected?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Who said it's a placid D pick?

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the helmet is normally goes when it is on the shoulder.

[Kelly Collette]

On the shoulder.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can go see it. Jason has it. It's his wallpaper on his.

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost a flat helmet. It's hard to explain.

[Bob Kevoian]

Authorities found guilty of defrauding the Mississippi

[Tom Griswold]

bowling balls and sports.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Back with that.

[Bob Kevoian]

We're gonna come back hang out with Kelly Collette. Also coming up, Al Jackson, Ali Breen with Sexy Time. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I've got your back, pal. There's no. I said I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Hey, look, there's Josh Arnold. Hi. And Ace Cosby's here. Hey, I'm Chick. And hello, Tom. We got a comedian guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's right. Sitting right next to you at the orange insouls.com sports desk as we get ready for the NCAA basketball tournaments.

[Tom Griswold]

It's crazy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Kelly Collette has joined us in the studio.

[Kelly Collette]

Greetings and salutations.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Kelly.

[Bob Kevoian]

Let's. By way of background, I'm trying to remember married or veteran of marriage?

[Kelly Collette]

Veteran of marriage.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. Fifteen years. Did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you for your committed.

[Kelly Collette]

Yep, yep. And now I teach.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Kelly Collette]

No, I'm just kidding. That's what you do after you stop. Right. Those who can't. Right. I give advice.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I see kids.

[Kelly Collette]

No kids. People keep asking me, though. They keep saying, are you trying? They say it like that, are you trying? And I was like, I'm trying. Okay. They don't get in your car as easy as it did in the 80s. But I'm trying to get a couple smart ones. Want to teach me how to use my iPad? That would probably be better.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's very Handy.

[Christy Lee]

That's what you kids, right, Tom?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, tremendously handy. And that's how I was able to load the. The aura frame over there. Finn came in and walked me through it.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me see that, Daddy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Thank you, Daddy. Now, you're going to be joining us, I understand, for our special broadcast for opening day in Cincinnati.

[Kelly Collette]

So excited. I've been a lifelong Reds fan. I used to work for them. Many roles I've had for the Cincinnati Reds.

[Josh Arnold]

You were a center fielder for a while.

[Kelly Collette]

I wish I was. I was on the rally pack. Those are the people that shoot the T shirts off the dugouts.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I was the mascot twice when Rosie Red was first introduced. I have a lot of funny stories for that.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you remember how excited we were the first time Mr. Red and Rosie Red came over?

[Kelly Collette]

They came over here.

[Christy Lee]

They came to our own Cincinnati.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they come every year now.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they married?

[Kelly Collette]

I think it's complicated because Mr. Red Legs is also there with the mustache and he's. Yeah, a lot of dapper energy.

[Tom Griswold]

He's all man.

[Josh Arnold]

I heard he was on the Epstein.

[Kelly Collette]

Not Scapper.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I miss her.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm sorry.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, before we get back to Kelly, did you have something you wanted to say in the world of sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did.

[Bob Kevoian]

Some kind of a surprise.

[Tom Griswold]

A Michigan ski resort. I'm not sure what you're talking about there, but I'll tell you this up in the up, Tom. The Keweenaw Peninsula has canceled portions of their upcoming Mardi Gras Madness event after being threatened with legal action.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll sue you.

[Tom Griswold]

The Mount Bohemia Ski Resort said it canceled Free Skiing for Women and Women's Only Beads contest on the advice of their legal counsel. After receiving an email stating that the promotions exposed the resort to potential civil complaints from Guys have to ski topless to get. Have been expensive and time consuming litigation. Even though we would expect to prevail.

[Kelly Collette]

Can you imagine trying to flash someone with a big snowsuit on layers with your mittens? Just trying to.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's happened.

[Kelly Collette]

Pull them out.

[Bob Kevoian]

As a skier, I can assure you.

[Tom Griswold]

Anonymous emailer wrote Lift access. Tom, you can explain these words to us. In the world of skiing, Lyft Access is the core service of your resort. Offering that service free of charge to one sex while charging the other constitutes differential treatment based solely on sex.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, but I can't imagine anybody getting upset. No. You know, guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

Dear Buzzkill homo. Yeah, boy.

[Josh Arnold]

He.

[Kelly Collette]

The same thing happened when they were.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a failed mascot for a minor league team. The Same thing happened. What?

[Christy Lee]

They would.

[Kelly Collette]

They would do, like, happy hour where women drink for free, and guys would complain and they would. The bars would be like. The bars. I'm like, dude, this is for you.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Like, they wouldn't come.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Kelly Collette]

Otherwise, yeah, guys would just be looking at each other.

[Tom Griswold]

Now, don't forget, Mardi Gras Madness at the Mount Bohemia Ski Resort also includes live music, activities and a limbo contest. Oh, how about that? I've never been in a limbo contest. Really?

[Pat Godwin]

Have you seen one at all?

[Tom Griswold]

I think so. I have seen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they do them at the roller skating rink.

[Tom Griswold]

Do one, teach one, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Kelly Collette]

You've never been on a terrible cruise.

[Tom Griswold]

No, but I want to. Chrissy's, I think, trying to trap me into going on a cruise because she didn't have a good time, but she's telling me how great it was.

[Christy Lee]

I had a great time. Are you kidding me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, the limbo.

[Christy Lee]

But I go on a different. Different kind of cruise.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you seen the limbo? The limbo, as you mentioned, on roller skates? Yes. Cool. Amazing. Yeah, they have to kind of spread eagle and.

[Christy Lee]

God, I love roller skating. I wish you could do that. Now you can.

[Kelly Collette]

You can rent out. I did it for my birthday. I rented out an entire roller skating rink and just invited a bunch of people.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Kelly Collette]

So fun.

[Pat Godwin]

That is fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, did you get.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I didn't get the invite.

[Tom Griswold]

No, Christy, you must have got it off the line.

[Kelly Collette]

I wanted to win the limbo contest, so I knew not to invite you guys.

[Bob Kevoian]

You'd probably win it in this room.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you just.

[Christy Lee]

My back doesn't.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, you just have to walk over and you'd be right underneath the window.

[Pat Godwin]

Just walk right under him.

[Tom Griswold]

Authorities in Colorado, one of our nicer states, says A thief stole 17 bowling balls from a professional bowler's front porch.

[Christy Lee]

Why did he have 17 bowling balls on his porch?

[Josh Arnold]

Let's not blame the victim here.

[Bob Kevoian]

You have a. You use multiple balls right now.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, yeah, but usually it's only, like, two.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, why would.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I guess you could have as many. But, I mean, the guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

The guy, he probably has practice balls.

[Christy Lee]

Well, of course, but why would they be on your front porch?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, where would you put them?

[Josh Arnold]

I also. People know you were a professional.

[Tom Griswold]

You certainly would be proud of them. Of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe he got home late, got out of. Got out of an Uber, put them on the porch. I'll get these tomorrow. I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

Tell me you're a bowler without telling me you're a bowler. You just put them.

[Tom Griswold]

Just leave the box up there. By my third bowling ball. According to reports, Steven Gallegos, the professional bowler who lived in the house, he's been on the tour for 42 years.

[Kelly Collette]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

He's a legend.

[Tom Griswold]

Gallegos said he left the equipment, the bowling balls on the porch of his Denver home to move in in the morning, but woke up to find.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Tom Griswold]

That about 255 pounds of equipment had been hauled away overnight.

[Josh Arnold]

Bummer.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, you never know when a bowling thief is going to strike.

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're right. Hey, spare me the moaning, okay?

[Pat Godwin]

Spare me the money.

[Tom Griswold]

Is there anything you can't do? My God.

[Christy Lee]

They probably found.

[Tom Griswold]

You're magnificent.

[Christy Lee]

They probably found them all in the gutter.

[Josh Arnold]

They may have. Yeah. I mean, this is.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Yes, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, I'm just. Yes handed. I'm not. No, no. I'm just.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. I've got nothing to offer the suspect. They're looking for a Polish white guy in his late 50s.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, is that who they're gonna pin it on?

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go. You got it.

[Tom Griswold]

How about this? You like a Kit Kat? Kit Kat candy bars.

[Christy Lee]

Love a Kit Kat.

[Josh Arnold]

Very much so. Right now we have Kit Kat rabbits.

[Christy Lee]

Kit Kat bunnies.

[Tom Griswold]

I know.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Bunnies. I thought they were rabbits.

[Christy Lee]

What's the difference?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm allergic to bunnies.

[Tom Griswold]

Kit Kat that kicked off the formula one season by debuting a gigantic chocolate car.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Candy brand said the handcrafted F1 model chocolate car was unwrapped in quotes at the Silverstone circuit in England.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it a kit Cadillac created? That deserves more. You sons of.

[Ali Breen]

I got it.

[Christy Lee]

Especially since Cadillac is new to the F1 circuit this year and you didn't even know that.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm very good.

[Christy Lee]

Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

Created by a team led by master chocolatier Jen Lindsay Clark. Oh. The car is the equivalent of over 16,902 finger Kit Kat bars.

[Christy Lee]

Do we have a picture?

[Tom Griswold]

8,400.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it looks just like an F1 car. It's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

It's pretty beautiful.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Today I learned that they. They divide Kit Kat bars by fingers.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

That's how they call that either.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what they call it in the business.

[Josh Arnold]

There are four.

[Tom Griswold]

Four fingers on a Kit Kat bar.

[Christy Lee]

I only eat one finger at a time. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

They originally tried to do it with baby Ruth.

[Josh Arnold]

Really?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. But it just looked like a brontosaurus took a dump. Didn't really?

[Kelly Collette]

That looks delicious.

[Bob Kevoian]

Actually, the sculpted feel of it, it

[Christy Lee]

kind of looked like it was made out of mud to me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's chocolate.

[Tom Griswold]

It's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, are there wafers in there and everything? That's.

[Tom Griswold]

It's all kind of give me the cookie part of the course.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Christy Lee]

Now, what are they gonna do with it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, F1, leading to. Leading to type two, keep the dogs away from it. Eat enough of that thing that. Sports Tom, thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

You're welcome.

[Bob Kevoian]

I certainly appreciate that. Chick magee. At the orangeinsouls.com sports desk, we're hanging out with comedian Kelly Collette. She's got a little tour going here. Stops include Bloomington, Cincinnati, St. Louis, and Indy. And we're also going to be talking to you in person on opening day for the Cincinnati Reds. A special edition of this show coming to you from Smoke justice officially in Covington, Kentucky. It's a great spot. We're telling you about what we're going to be planning. We have some other special guests and some other cool stuff going on there. So you've established a couple things. You are.

[Christy Lee]

We're going to save your mascot stories for that.

[Kelly Collette]

I also keep people hanging. I also gave Pete Rose's hall of Fame jacket.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad you said jacket.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad you said. I gave him a hoy.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't know where that was going.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, oh, boy.

[Kelly Collette]

Two finger Kit Kat.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's what I gave him. Two. Two finger. Okay, just. Let's move right along.

[Tom Griswold]

So you're a single.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're a single gal?

[Kelly Collette]

I got a boyfriend.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah. Nice.

[Kelly Collette]

He's fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he a civilian?

[Kelly Collette]

He is. Well, he's. So I teach stand up comedy and he's taking my class, so we're probably gonna have to break up afterwards.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't want to do easy A. Yeah, yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

But it's good because he's gonna try it so he can stop being like, you know, I could try. I'm like, you see how hard it is now?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Get it out of the system. Exactly.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. So that'll be fun to watch.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you living in the same house with him?

[Kelly Collette]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Have you stayed at his place?

[Kelly Collette]

I. He's living in his Kit Kat car.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you have any toiletries at his place or vice versa?

[Kelly Collette]

That's a good question. I think I have a toothbrush over there.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah. Cause you wouldn't want to borrow his toothbrush.

[Kelly Collette]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

All you've done is

[Pat Godwin]

you.

[Josh Arnold]

Can't you make out you still don't want to borrow somebody's toothbrush?

[Christy Lee]

Do you use Kelly's toothbrush? Thank you.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute. And she doesn't know? I don't.

[Kelly Collette]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

No. I don't use her toothbrush.

[Christy Lee]

No, of course.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, I mean, in a pinch, I

[Josh Arnold]

think you'll use somebody else in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

In the early dating days.

[Josh Arnold]

Never.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would imagine that I'm not going to get into the the where one would be origining the DNA that he has. But you, I am shocked to hear.

[Tom Griswold]

What about washcloths? Would you share washcloths?

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's a tough one, too. And I'm not a huge germaphobe, but sharing a toothbrush is. The answer is never.

[Tom Griswold]

Never, never.

[Bob Kevoian]

What about an enema nozzle?

[Josh Arnold]

The answer is, you know what?

[Tom Griswold]

I like to go wet and wild, and I. Let me see what kind of nozzle you got. Maybe we can.

[Kelly Collette]

You just. You just made me think of something, like, clever. Like, if. If you need to, like, pass a message onto your person, you can be like, oh, you left your deodorant over here, and just hand them a deodorant. Like a little.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Kelly Collette]

You know what I mean? You can just start stocking the toiletries at your house that you want them to use and then just be like, hey, you forgot your baby.

[Tom Griswold]

You smell like potato soup.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, so what you're saying. You're saying that you have, like, a kit for away games.

[Kelly Collette]

That would be good, right? I saw these things on dating apps where, like, a guy will send you with, like, a K kit after a night out with, like, a. Like a. Like, cab money, like a protein bar, like, stuff like that.

[Christy Lee]

Like, that's electrolytes.

[Josh Arnold]

What are your thoughts on that?

[Kelly Collette]

I don't know. I think that's thoughtful, man.

[Christy Lee]

It's like a swag bag, I think a swag bag. But you.

[Kelly Collette]

You have to assume that he does this a lot and got. Got a lot of complaints. Like, he kicked me out without any breakfast. He's like, here's your breakfast. Everybody gets a. Everybody.

[Josh Arnold]

A little Nature's Harvest.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Pat Godwin]

Is that a Jeter mover movie?

[Josh Arnold]

He legitimately. I mean, I think it was a. You sign the NDA and then you get your swag back.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Tom Griswold]

And it was a cool swag back, too. I think they got signed balls.

[Bob Kevoian]

Nike, some cleats prescription

[Christy Lee]

just in case.

[Tom Griswold]

Val tricks.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, A little plan B.

[Tom Griswold]

A little plan B, said Christie. Well, well, well.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now we're hanging out with.

[Christy Lee]

I think he was a Condom guy.

[Kelly Collette]

Really? Which guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Probably not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait a minute. Was he the golden.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is a great. Kelly, you haven't heard this song.

[Kelly Collette]

The golden.

[Josh Arnold]

He didn't finish the. Yeah, yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Okay.

[Kelly Collette]

He just.

[Bob Kevoian]

Golden thong.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, he.

[Christy Lee]

To break a slump, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

He wore a thong famously.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

And he never took it off.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he took it off.

[Josh Arnold]

He just wore it on the right times.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently, there was a. He told the story on, I think, the Tonight Show. Here's the story. Derek Jeter was in a pretty bad slump, and he was on the Tonight show with Fallon, and he said, quote, I once wore a thong in front

[Josh Arnold]

of thousands of people, I once wore a thong.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, you did it once this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

He explained one of his teammates told him that wearing a gold thong would get him out of a slump, and he had gone over 32, and then he put the thong on underneath his uniform on April 29th of 2004 and hit a home run. So it was.

[Kelly Collette]

So he'll believe anything. If I was his teammate, I'd be like, you know what? It'll help you giving me $50.

[Ali Breen]

You know what I mean?

[Kelly Collette]

That'll get you.

[Josh Arnold]

He's not too greedy.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't you think Major League Baseball players are the most superstitious of all the major sports?

[Bob Kevoian]

They seem to think so.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

They don't change their socks or, you

[Bob Kevoian]

know, they put them on a certain road. Pat, you have a tribute to Jeter and the golden thong?

[Pat Godwin]

I do indeed. Little volume here. Oh, is that nice?

[Christy Lee]

That's very nice.

[Pat Godwin]

Just a slump busting gold thong got Jeter out of a losing streak. Oh, you know it did. It's wrapped around his buttocks, stuck in his crack. It's hard for Jeets to take a leak. His teammate swears that it works. It'll get him out of that rut. Then Jeter hits a home run with that gold thong up his butt. Here we go now.

[Josh Arnold]

Just a slump busting gold thong.

[Pat Godwin]

That filthy thing goes on when the truth chips are down, you know. Now, just a slump busting gold thong. Oh, holds it down and send it to Cooper Town. It's actually Cooper's Town.

[Bob Kevoian]

Cooper Town? Yeah. Yeah, it's Cooper Town. Thank you very much. Do you recognize the. The origin of that song?

[Kelly Collette]

It sounded like Rhinestone Cowboy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah. Did it.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're getting warm. It was sung in English. You are. Nailed it.

[Pat Godwin]

It's a Paul Williams song. Old Fashioned Love Song.

[Kelly Collette]

Did not know that one.

[Pat Godwin]

Back in 1932, whenever I hear a

[Kelly Collette]

song, I always think about what Would sound good in a mash up to like sing on top of it. So I was like, like a rhinestone. I almost chimed in. You guys all knew the words. You guys didn't give me the sheet music before.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we've heard it a few times

[Bob Kevoian]

now.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat's We've heard it a few times.

[Christy Lee]

We've heard it a lot.

[Tom Griswold]

It's. It's hitbound.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

I do love it, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Coming up, we have Christy Lee at the news desk. And give me a teaser.

[Christy Lee]

What's going on? We got the hymn plant app that we never got to yesterday.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is amazing.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, we're gonna get to that.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is a. This story is truly staggering.

[Josh Arnold]

Him plant.

[Christy Lee]

Him plant. And now that we have another lady here, I want to.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. It is time to weigh in. Very disturbing.

[Kelly Collette]

Oh, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't think it would come to this in our. In our.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it something any of us would use?

[Christy Lee]

Views?

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope not.

[Christy Lee]

I hope not.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, you might wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now that I think about as I look around. Yep. The answer is yep. Hey, thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Get a look at today's show on our YouTube channel. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional part parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

She is at the news center ready to go.

[Bob Kevoian]

There's.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, she sounds ready to go. Tom, did you hear that?

[Christy Lee]

Confident, Ready.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, she means ready to leave.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, there's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick and hello, Tom. We've got a special guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

Our special guest is our second blonde in the room. She is the lovely Kelly Colette.

[Kelly Collette]

Thank you for having me.

[Bob Kevoian]

Single has a possible boyfriend.

[Josh Arnold]

Possible has a boyfriend.

[Kelly Collette]

What are you doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

She made it very clear that he's a boyfriend. That he's about to get dumped. I think that.

[Christy Lee]

God, you are.

[Pat Godwin]

That was during the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Didn't she say that? No, I could have sworn she did. Sorry, I misheard. I'm sure he's a lovely guy. Yes, that's right. Your opportunity to defend yourself. Time now to educate one and all by looking into the world of history.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

This give you. Give you a shot at proving how smart you are.

[Tom Griswold]

March 5th.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, this is unfortunate. Oh, this guy's.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, well, you're just gonna read it to yourselves?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, no, I'm trying to figure out how this is the guy. Mr. Ando, who invented instant noodles. You know, so called cup noodles.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, cup of new.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, his. His first name sounds like a Jim Morrison nightmare. It's Mamo Fuku.

[Tom Griswold]

Ando, Mom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Mamo Fuku Ando.

[Christy Lee]

It's his birthday today.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, he died.

[Christy Lee]

He died just a couple years ago, didn't he?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, of a sodium overdose. They spread his ashes.

[Tom Griswold]

How did they figure?

[Bob Kevoian]

High school dorm room. I'm sorry, a college dorm room, Mushrooms everywhere. That's really his name? M O M O F U K U Momofuku. But yeah, you're the only one.

[Kelly Collette]

I don't think you invent a cup of pudding noodles in a cup.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, he did.

[Kelly Collette]

He was like, I'm sad. I'm just gonna use this old coffee mug. And he's like, wait a minute.

[Bob Kevoian]

Many a college student. Yeah, I got through school thanks to those. Happy birthday. The great Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller.

[Tom Griswold]

He's very tall and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are they done?

[Pat Godwin]

Teller's retiring.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Teller is a lot older than you think he is.

[Pat Godwin]

78, I think.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, something like that.

[Christy Lee]

He's the short one, right?

[Bob Kevoian]

The quiet one?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

On stage. Andy Gibb of the B Joe. He was the brother of the Bee Gees.

[Tom Griswold]

He would have been, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, he was not in the Bee Gees.

[Pat Godwin]

No, he's a younger brother.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that? I think he. I could be getting all this wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Shadow Dancing.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Victoria Principal. He fell in love with her, then she dumped him. And down.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that what it was?

[Tom Griswold]

Downhill. And finally.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my gosh, I forgot. I brought a record when I was in Chicago. The Bobby Sherman Greatest Dance.

[Tom Griswold]

They go all the way to Chicago. Some of the greatest records.

[Christy Lee]

I gotta bring it in. And it's like a full like page Bobby Sherman poster. It's awesome.

[Josh Arnold]

You're a big fan.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, big fan. Of course, my daughters had no idea who we know.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. What would we.

[Tom Griswold]

Easy come, easy go.

[Christy Lee]

He was on Seven Brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

Julie, Julie, Julie. Do you love me?

[Bob Kevoian]

Not a lot. Not a lot of legit hits.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Kelly Collette]

I thought you guys were doing Bohemian Rhapsody. I'm like, I'm. I'm so lost today.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know Bobby Sherman either.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Bob Kevoian]

Andy Gibb had a huge hit.

[Christy Lee]

Shadow Dancing. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And the women.

[Tom Griswold]

I just want to remember everything. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

The women who are into him now do their hair just like him.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that was the women's Gib movement, right?

[Christy Lee]

He was handsome.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you. Nice tag. That was funny. Actress Eva Mendez.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now this is a Triang Gosling.

[Tom Griswold]

Gosling's wife.

[Bob Kevoian]

Weird. True fact, she was born Eva Mendez. M E N D E Z. Changed it to an S as a stage name.

[Tom Griswold]

So you see at that point though, she's just, she's just kind of messing with us.

[Christy Lee]

Right? What's the point?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, you know like Willem Dafoe. He made up the thing dropping the eye. Okay. And I understand. So I'm sorry. When she was born in 1974. I understand in 40 some years she's going to change her name to ava Mendez and Brazil 66 for in honor of Sergio.

[Tom Griswold]

Let me tell you something. That's one of the finest crafted jokes I've ever heard in my life.

[Josh Arnold]

For how many people?

[Tom Griswold]

Just me and Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Brazil 66 and Sergio just died a few years ago.

[Josh Arnold]

I. What was Brazil 66?

[Christy Lee]

It was a band.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had a huge hit.

[Tom Griswold]

Don't limit Sergio. There was 66, there was 77, there was 88.

[Josh Arnold]

He was like the airport movies.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Do we have any Sergio Mendez?

[Josh Arnold]

Break out the Victrola.

[Bob Kevoian]

He had one. He had one huge hit. Yes, it definitely was Dinosaur Victrola.

[Pat Godwin]

What was the hit?

[Christy Lee]

Was it fool on the Hill? Did he do that one?

[Tom Griswold]

No. Something. That one. You remember that instrument?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh sure,

[Kelly Collette]

I've heard that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. This is an interesting one. Anybody know who Arthur Spud Melon was?

[Christy Lee]

Arthur Spud Melon.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds like a little rascal that shaped like a potato.

[Bob Kevoian]

1963, co founder of Carnegie Mellon of Whammo. He in 63 patented the.

[Tom Griswold]

Please tell me he came up with a Frisbee.

[Bob Kevoian]

Patented the Hula Hoop.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, Tim Robbins invented the Hulu.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

For those who've seen the Hudsucker Proxy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh God. There's a movie I wouldn't see just based on the title.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got its moments.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

You ever see those old movies? They've got the kid with the. The hoop and the stick running down the street.

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

That game really lost.

[Christy Lee]

It's what was the point?

[Josh Arnold]

Was it just to keep it balanced and moving?

[Bob Kevoian]

I guess. But I mean isn't the Hulu essentially that.

[Tom Griswold]

Except you use it around your waist

[Josh Arnold]

and you see how long you move your body.

[Tom Griswold]

Totally different tools.

[Kelly Collette]

They're like hahaha, we can't afford food.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's just run this while we wait for Sergio Mendez. Let's enjoy Bobby Sherman.

[Christy Lee]

This is it. Easy come, easy go.

[Pat Godwin]

I like it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. Out of the sun.

[Tom Griswold]

I'M taking shade out of the sun.

[Josh Arnold]

You can understand why I'm laughing. I'm taking a shade. I don't hate it. It's got a Brady Bunch feel.

[Kelly Collette]

It's got a TV show credit feel.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he was in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. He was a. He was a tv.

[Tom Griswold]

He had it all going on there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he did all right.

[Tom Griswold]

He was a triple threat.

[Christy Lee]

He sent me. He sent me an assigned 8 by 10.

[Bob Kevoian]

He did.

[Christy Lee]

I bet he ended up being an EMT.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's how great his career was going, you know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, let's get back to the inventor of the hula hoop.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm taking your blood pressure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Not looking good.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's start a solution to D5W.

[Pat Godwin]

Some out of that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Led Zeppelin performed Stairway to Heaven for the first time live in Belfast on this date in 1971. They finished that rendition three years ago. Nice. Great solo. And Harrison Ford crashed his airplane onto a golf course in California.

[Al Jackson]

I didn't mean to do that.

[Kelly Collette]

He has a plane.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Crashed it. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I can fly anywhere you want to go.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't guarantee the landing.

[Bob Kevoian]

Isn't it. He landed on a golf course, crashed. And isn't it true that he was immediately. It was like a Wednesday, fortunately. And immediately several doctors were on the scene.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

It's not a joke there. Yeah, that actually happened.

[Bob Kevoian]

That used to be the. The standard joke. But Wednesday afternoon was doctor's golfing day. And that'll do it for our Today in History segment. Coming up, we're going to hang out with Kelly Collette. We're going to hang out with Al Jackson and Ali Breen with Sexy T time. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

How are you?

[Christy Lee]

I'm good.

[Tom Griswold]

How's things?

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Tom Griswold]

Got plans for the weekend?

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, son of a gun.

[Christy Lee]

Believe it or not, there's Pat Godwin.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

You got. No, there's Josh Arnold. There's Ace Cosby.

[Josh Arnold]

That's me.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Jake. And here's Tom. Hi, Tom.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much. Now we're gonna hook up, I think, with Al Jackson. There we go. Comedian Al Jackson joins us.

[Josh Arnold]

This is ridiculous.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that a.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like a. You look like a very tall jockey.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that. Are those silks you got on a green. Looks like a silk face outfit?

[Al Jackson]

It's a re. It's a reversible puma jacket. Welcome back to the early 90s.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

It's great for guys like me that are trying to. If you want to cut your wardrobe in half, but double it. That's what getting reversible clothing does. I'm in the era. I'm almost to my time era where I. I'm just down to one outfit, like Star Trek now.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's on the other? If you reverse that thing, what color is it on the inside?

[Al Jackson]

It's just all blue.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, okay. Because that's kind of a nice green. Getting ready for St. Patrick's Day area.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah. Probably not this year. I do want to say one thing, because there were some jokes made about people's weekend plans. Jokes that I consider a little untoward. I thought we were all friends in here. But honestly, we are in a new era where, like, everybody feels. Feels like this pressure to have their weekend packed. Whatever happened to not having anything to do on the weekend? Those are the best weekends.

[Bob Kevoian]

Absolutely.

[Al Jackson]

Everybody's. I'm going on a hike and my boyfriend's painting and we're hooking up a sounds. Just don't do anything. See how that works out. I think it'll be fine.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I'm gonna do. I haven't done that in months.

[Bob Kevoian]

A do nothing weekend.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Al Jackson]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sounds like a good idea.

[Al Jackson]

Super underrated.

[Bob Kevoian]

What that means. Now, we were just talking about some history stuff we mentioned, and I just realized the connection. We mentioned Sergio Mendez and Brazil 66.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we did. And not just 66. 77. 88.

[Bob Kevoian]

This was his big hit. You'll recognize this after about 10 seconds in.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. This is one of his first hits, I think. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

Tequila.

[Bob Kevoian]

It sounds kind of. Here's where it kicks in with some cool vocals.

[Josh Arnold]

I like this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see Jack Lemmon nervously making a drink.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

For a young Shirley MacLaine.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what I forgot about was we also had. That was also in this date. That Harrison Ford crashed his plane into a golf course and survived, of course.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'd forgotten that Harrison Ford, before he was famous, was a carpenter. And his first major gig was he built a recording studio for Sergio Mendez.

[Christy Lee]

Look at that.

[Bob Kevoian]

There you go. That's a coincidence.

[Christy Lee]

Put a bow on that, didn't we?

[Al Jackson]

Was that song called Masquenada?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Very good.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Al Jackson]

That. I listened to that song over and over in college. I. There's. I just thought it was such a cool song. And there's also a remake where this. It's a little bit faster in this. This woman sings it. It's just such. It's such a cool song.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's Black Eyed Peas, I think, song. Well, Black Eyed Peace did a remake of it.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, they did, but it was just like. Kind of like it was a Hispanic one, like a Latin. Latina singer that did it. But, yeah, it's. It's just crazy. Like, those are the kinds of songs felt. Now, listen, I'm a man of a certain age, but I can say that I've had Boots on the Ground. That's one of those songs that, like, when a woman comes to your spot and you know she likes you, when there's something music like that that's playing, it's a conversation starter. It's a song that she's not gonna associate with any other guy, and she's not gonna associate with any other situation. And it's kind. It's funky, it's kind of sexy, and, like, while you're making a drink or something, it's like a great song to have playing when somebody you're interested in comes to the crib. So I'm just throwing that out there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I think Josh nailed it. I can see Jack Lemmon with, you know, with one of those shakers with a little measuring cup.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, the apartment. Just watched that movie the other day.

[Bob Kevoian]

I saw that. I. Josh, now I should explain. Our guest. Do you know Kelly Colette? Have you guys met before?

[Kelly Collette]

Hi, Al.

[Al Jackson]

Hey, what's up? Kelly, I feel like you are one of the names that I see when I'm coming to a club where I'm currently there, and I can see the comics that have been there or are coming. I always see your name. So it's great to meet you.

[Kelly Collette]

It's nice to meet you. I feel the same way about you. I'm like, I know who Al Jackson is. And then I was like, I don't know if we've ever met before, but I know who you are.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, I have a question. A question for both of you and Pat, too, and Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just received a letter. We were talking about Battle Creek, Michigan, the home of some very fine cereal. We did a whole hunk about breakfast cereal.

[Josh Arnold]

That's Kelloggville, isn't it?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

There is a comedy club there.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Gary Fields ran it, and I was told that when you would play there, he would take you on a tour of the cereal factory. And they were. They would take your picture. I have it. And put it on the COVID of a box of cereal. Yeah. And all of the photos when you'd walk in the comedy club were photographs of the comedians instead of the usual.

[Josh Arnold]

That's amazing.

[Pat Godwin]

It's really cool.

[Kelly Collette]

That's so awesome. They only put pictures of me on milk cartons. That's really fun.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever experience that, Al?

[Al Jackson]

No. That is so cool. And that's the kind of thing that I miss. And Kelly, you know, being out of the natty, you know, there's like. Like some really cool comedy clubs that are. No, like, there used to be. I remember the Connect Comedy connection in Toledo. They had to rebuild. And what they did was. I guess the space they took over was an old bowling alley. So they took the wood from the. The bowling alley floor and they put it on the wall. So it's like a really cool aesthetic. And they, like, brought. They kept that vibe of, like, what the place used to be, and it just. It kept from, like, these spaces just becoming, like, sterile corporate comedy work environments. And they just kind of seem like they embodied the city that they. That they represented. So. Shout out. I wish I had done that gig. I would kill. First of all, I was good with the tour. I didn't even need my picture.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

What serial box would you want to be on?

[Pat Godwin]

Well, actually, I think it was all Frosted Flex, actually.

[Kelly Collette]

But.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, yeah, yeah, I'm aware of that.

[Josh Arnold]

I would like to have. And it is General Mills, so this wouldn't necessarily happen, but I like to have my arm around Booberry. We're old pals.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Because we are old pals.

[Tom Griswold]

That's good.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, what cereal. What cereal would an Al Jackson be appropriate on the COVID What?

[Al Jackson]

Because I'm dressed. I'm. I'm dressed for it. So I would say Lucky Charms, but that really wasn't my cereal. Lucky Charms is like.

[Bob Kevoian]

I would.

[Al Jackson]

It would get. It would give me anxiety because you just get the. The not good marshmallow, and you're just like, when am I gonna have another marshmallow bite? I ain't like that. I was really. Even though I was ahead of my time, I was. I was a frosted Shredded Wheat. I love those.

[Josh Arnold]

Really good.

[Al Jackson]

I would eat them without cereal.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

I would eat them without milk. I would just pop them.

[Bob Kevoian]

So you'd want to be in the COVID of Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger.

[Al Jackson]

No, no.

[Christy Lee]

Like, the shredded Shredded Wheat.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Thanks for listening, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing?

[Josh Arnold]

Were you frosted mini Wheats or the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, that's what you meant. You meant the frosted.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, yeah. Frosted Mini Wheats. Within the yellow box.

[Christy Lee]

Box.

[Al Jackson]

And I would pop them. The only thing is, sometimes you forget that people do take Shredded Wheat to, you know, be a little bit more regular. And sometimes you're just like, why does my stomach feel like that? And you realize, maybe you should have not eaten as many. Many wheats. But I, I. No regrets. That was my. That would be my box for sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

Josh, have you thought about it? I mean, do you think I would

[Josh Arnold]

put my arm around blueberries, but that's it.

[Bob Kevoian]

I mean, what about if you were. Is that. That's not a Kellogg's product, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, so you want me to go strictly Kellogg's? I'm kind of trying to figure out what it is you're wanting one of us to say.

[Christy Lee]

I have one.

[Kelly Collette]

I have one. I would want to be on a box of cereal with Captain Crunch because I love a man with a boat and.

[Bob Kevoian]

Very good.

[Kelly Collette]

I very much like the idea. They have a certain cereal where they call Oops all berries, which I think is hilarious. It's just like, oops, we messed up

[Josh Arnold]

and they took the mistake. They owned it, and then they profited.

[Bob Kevoian]

Don't they do that periodically?

[Josh Arnold]

Like.

[Tom Griswold]

Like,

[Bob Kevoian]

they do that all the time.

[Tom Griswold]

They did the Marshmallow Giant Frankenstein switch there that switches the blueberries on and off and it gets knocked into on.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that like. Is it like the McRib? It only comes around occasionally. Some.

[Tom Griswold]

Some of.

[Josh Arnold]

I think Oops.

[Bob Kevoian]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

All berries may be.

[Tom Griswold]

I. I think you can always get Oops all berries now. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

But I like the idea that there's like, this is Oops, I ate the whole box. Like, nothing matters. We're all gonna die. You know what I mean? It's like a very in the.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, Al, the point of this aspect, this program, I should explain to Kelly. Al is going to try to teach me something about street lingo. Al, what have you got for me today?

[Al Jackson]

I. I have quite a few, but I have to ask this because this will probably be my only time to ask this on and for the rest of my life. Hopefully. This was a Midwestern, maybe like a regional cereal. Did you guys have. Have King Vitamin?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

We never got it, but I saw it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Okay. It wasn't everywhere, but I was like, did I dream that my dad used to stock up King? It was like this.

[Tom Griswold]

And let me tell you something. Just please let me hear King Vitamin. It wasn't a cartoon. It was a guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

On the box, a King. It was like some. He looked like a. An act. He was an Actor? Yeah.

[Al Jackson]

Well, I don't know, chick. You're. You're being. Harrison Ford is an actor. This was a drunk man that they tried out so they can shoot some B roll.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that we're making some assumptions here. I'm sure he's a fine man.

[Christy Lee]

Looks like the guy from Monty Python.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, right. You got it right there. Right?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, that makes me feel so much better. I was worried it was just me. All right, Tom, let's get into it. Okay, Tom. Well, let's start off, you know, we want to show our guests in the world that, like, you know, these things, so we're going to start with an easy one. Tom, tell everybody quickly what a baddie is.

[Bob Kevoian]

A baddie. Yes, I'm about a woman of easy virtue. She's. She's a baddie. Round heeled.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, like a biddy. Is what you're doing. Is that what you're doing?

[Bob Kevoian]

It's bad. We're, you know.

[Al Jackson]

Oh, in what world would that be bad, Tom?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

What are you saying?

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm not getting warm, am I?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, you're kind of. It's a woman.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's a bad. Is this a suggestion to someone not to take her out? That this is not going to go well?

[Kelly Collette]

The opposite.

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, it's. Oh, it's. She's bad. She's. Yes, she's, like I said, a woman of easy virtue.

[Tom Griswold]

She kisses with her mouth open.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Al Jackson]

Just means she's hot.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, that's a good thing. Yeah, yeah. But she's hot and giving.

[Josh Arnold]

No, that's not part of it.

[Bob Kevoian]

But then who wants to go out with her? So this is stuck up. Just wants a free dinner. Her.

[Tom Griswold]

She thinks she is.

[Al Jackson]

All right, that went. That didn't go as well as I thought.

[Tom Griswold]

That was horrible.

[Al Jackson]

We were gonna blow through that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, they got no help. Okay, next.

[Al Jackson]

All right, Tom, what is. What would you say? That's a body. You would point to somebody and say, that's a body.

[Bob Kevoian]

I. I would assume you'd be admiring the curvaceous nature of a young lady. And so that's a body.

[Pat Godwin]

No, probably not.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, somebody makes that much sense.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a bad guess.

[Bob Kevoian]

What do you think it is, Pat?

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, that's somebody. That's somebody important. That's a body.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

No, I like that.

[Al Jackson]

That's not correct. But you're in the right house. You're not in the right room, but you're in the right house. I like where you're going.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat. Okay.

[Al Jackson]

That's a body. Why would that person be important to you?

[Tom Griswold]

A member of an entourage that really doesn't have a. He's just a body part of your family.

[Al Jackson]

No, no, the exact opposite. This person could be considered maybe a buddy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, all right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. So is this someone who's the. The close friend of someone who's really famous?

[Al Jackson]

No, it's somebody that you slept with.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a friend with benefits?

[Bob Kevoian]

In a way, yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Or that's somebody on my body count.

[Al Jackson]

Yes, I think that's where it came from.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotcha.

[Christy Lee]

That makes sense. Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

See?

[Al Jackson]

So, Tom, could you use the word, the phrase that's a body in a sentence? Please?

[Tom Griswold]

Please do.

[Josh Arnold]

And I want you to name names.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Pat. So Pat. Gon. Walks into a bar.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

And throw me under the bus. Are you.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Tom Griswold]

This is.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is. You're going to be happy with this. And it's Kim Knight at the bar. And all the ladies are named Kim. And Pat walks into the bar and goes, oh, that's a body. That's a body.

[Christy Lee]

That's another body.

[Bob Kevoian]

It's another body.

[Pat Godwin]

I've dated and married only Kim Zell.

[Bob Kevoian]

So, yeah, there you go.

[Al Jackson]

I did not know that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes. Pat is a history of Kim's first name.

[Josh Arnold]

He doesn't have a Korean fetish.

[Pat Godwin]

Yes, I actually do.

[Al Jackson]

How many are we talking quickly?

[Pat Godwin]

Too many. Jesus.

[Tom Griswold]

Three, Right?

[Pat Godwin]

Many ex girlfriends and two wives.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, all right.

[Al Jackson]

That's very weird.

[Josh Arnold]

You should write it below.

[Bob Kevoian]

The weird part is he had a tattoo that said Kim, which he covered up and then married another Kim.

[Pat Godwin]

Could have just left the tattoo. Al, wouldn't that have been odd? When we first got naked, there was a Kim on my shoulder already.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that scared me.

[Kelly Collette]

I would be freaked out. I'd be like, okay, I'm about to be a body in his trunk. That's what I'm about to be.

[Bob Kevoian]

Different definition of body, but perfectly valid. Okay, all we got time for one more. What is it?

[Al Jackson]

All right, Tom, let's end with one that you're definitely. You've definitely heard from your. Your youngest kids. Tom, what are aura points?

[Christy Lee]

Like your aura frame or.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, aura. I give up. I don't know. Your aura is your. The good vibes that you give out. So you create aura. You create an aura. So you get plenty of aura points if you're a great, great person.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Al Jackson]

You got it right. Even though you begrudgingly did, so.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, no, I. I wasn't sure.

[Al Jackson]

Yeah, that's exactly what you Nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's exactly.

[Al Jackson]

I mean, it could be good or bad, but yeah, the, the good things you do. Oh, those are going to be oral points for, for Tommy came in and worked on a Saturday for free. That was a good thing. So, so, like, you could be good or bad.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, it's almost like we set this up, Al, because I'm about to do an announcement for aura frames.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

And on the aura frame rotating, there is a picture of me and Al Jackson. Just. That'll be coming up in a matter of moments. Thank you.

[Al Jackson]

Al.

[Bob Kevoian]

Are you working this weekend? Are you just like you said, you're just gonna chill.

[Al Jackson]

Not well, I'm not working this weekend, but I will be at the Creek in the Cave Comedy Club in Austin, Texas, April 10th and 11th. So come out if you are in Texas in a few weeks and come holla at your boy.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thanks very much. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the News Center.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Where news comes first. She's on your side.

[Christy Lee]

Not today.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

One story, my friend.

[Josh Arnold]

One of those kind of mornings.

[Christy Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow. There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick Tom. We have a guest.

[Bob Kevoian]

We do a comedian. Kelly Collette is here with us.

[Ali Breen]

Hi.

[Bob Kevoian]

She's blonde, just like Christy. Just like our famous visitor, Allie Breen. Back from a ski trip, I hear.

[Ali Breen]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Where were you skiing?

[Ali Breen]

Just out in Stowe, Vermont, the Mardi Gras Northeast. It was freezing, but it was actually good conditions. It was fun.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, good, good.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Good, good, good, good. Did you see the video of the young lady who was apparently doing some kind of a stunt and slipped off the chairlift and was dangling there and.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute, did I miss that? Did she plan that?

[Bob Kevoian]

Put it up?

[Josh Arnold]

We just don't know because there was

[Bob Kevoian]

some speculation that it was planned.

[Josh Arnold]

Friends are smiling the whole time. They're not worried.

[Bob Kevoian]

There was conveniently some video, but it happened somewhere in California, but pretty scary. It was. They were, I think, 70ft up or something.

[Christy Lee]

Don't mess around with that.

[Ali Breen]

No. I keep seeing videos of Chelsea Handler skiing naked, though. You guys seen those at all?

[Kelly Collette]

I saw that on Instagram.

[Tom Griswold]

You may.

[Josh Arnold]

That real?

[Kelly Collette]

She looks great.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a real. She really did it.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, she does it more. I think she's done it for years. Yeah. I think it's like a little tradition. She's got Going or something?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, it's got to be freezing.

[Ali Breen]

It's got to be free. I was freezing with all my equipment on. I mean, I don't. Yeah, that's. That's commitment to a bit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, good for her.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's great. Now we should explain to our guest, Kelly Collette, the way this show works. People send Ali Breen letters at A L, L, I, B, R, E, E N. You can find her on your favorite social media platform with Love Trouble. Now. You don't have any Love trouble right now.

[Christy Lee]

Not right now.

[Bob Kevoian]

You mentioned that you have a boyfriend in paradise.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Oh, good. It's going well. Okay. Very good. Now, Allie, what do you got?

[Ali Breen]

Dear Allie, I have been dating a guy for two months and we started having sex on our first date. We got close really quickly, and now he has asked me to pee on him.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, God.

[Ali Breen]

I told him I would do it in the shower and he actually loved it. And now we've done it three or four times, so I'm worried. If this is just two months in, how freaky is this gonna get? What do you guys think?

[Josh Arnold]

No, this is his thing, so if you're comfortable with it, cool. If you're not, sorry. This is what he requires, Frank. Yeah, this is his thing.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just in the shower, though.

[Josh Arnold]

Not necessarily.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, she wanted to do in the shower. I would want to do it on the furniture on the table in case any other women came over, they would know I was there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know exactly what I mean?

[Bob Kevoian]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you gotta get in front of it.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Ali Breen]

I think it'll become, like, in his mouth or something. It's gonna get freakier in that way, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, break it up. Break it up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, he might want to, like, you know, hold his eyelids open and stuff like that.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, man.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what.

[Josh Arnold]

That's. That's what it takes for me. This guy.

[Tom Griswold]

And you can track diabetes that way, too.

[Josh Arnold]

So.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. So the concerns is that this is going to. This. This may be, if you will, part one.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know about that. Just because you're into pee doesn't mean you're into. Yeah, it's not the gateway.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Isn't that interesting?

[Ali Breen]

Could be. You don't know for sure.

[Tom Griswold]

One. One voiding of one, I guess, doesn't cover the whole thing.

[Josh Arnold]

But there's a chance you go, well, now, do you want me to do the other thing? What are you, disgusting?

[Christy Lee]

No, don't offer that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You don't offer yeah, don't offer that.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, when she goes away for if she has to go on vacation, does she have to leave him? Bottle it up for him? Like she was. Like she was. Like she was breastfeeding and had to save milk.

[Kelly Collette]

He just goes to the mall and looks at the fountain and misses her.

[Ali Breen]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Kevoian]

She leaves jars of it and explains how to get it to body temperature. Put it in the microwave for 12 seconds.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, as Chick Magee has often said, the key word here is specificity.

[Christy Lee]

That's right. I wonder if that would work if you put it. Squirt bottle.

[Josh Arnold]

And I imagine he wants it hot off the press.

[Christy Lee]

Just asking.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, because in a squirt bottle, it might be somebody else's.

[Christy Lee]

Does it matter?

[Ali Breen]

Yeah, you throw a little party and give everyone preloaded square guns and really make his day.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a piss party. Hey, Josh, you coming to the piss party later?

[Josh Arnold]

You know what?

[Bob Kevoian]

I hope he's listening.

[Pat Godwin]

I can. I'm piss poor. I got no funds to come.

[Bob Kevoian]

Could you imagine?

[Josh Arnold]

Very strict no asparagus rule.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yes.

[Kelly Collette]

The guy, he probably works at, like, the drug test clinic. Just on the weekends. Just.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, boy.

[Kelly Collette]

Meet new ladies.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, I think we've solved this one. So the answer is. Hey, this is his thing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. I think you're stuck with this.

[Tom Griswold]

The answer is, I think this feature's over.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, sorry. Let's move forward. What else have we got?

[Ali Breen]

We've given everyone nightmares. Dear Allie, I saw my husband. I saw my friend's husband holding hands with another woman on the street the other day. They did not see me, but I know for sure that it was them. Would you confront them or tell my friend about it? It feels really wrong.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what?

[Josh Arnold]

No. The rule is. Shut up.

[Christy Lee]

Shut up. We've had this before.

[Josh Arnold]

You're already. She's. This person's already decided. You're telling, you're talking, you're gossiping. Yeah. Why'd you even write us?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what I mean.

[Josh Arnold]

This person's already horrible person.

[Ali Breen]

You know what you should do? If she tells someone else, that person will tell. If she tells enough people, someone else will tell. She'll take some route like that, that

[Josh Arnold]

there's no way to tell the wife.

[Christy Lee]

That's just.

[Kelly Collette]

I would love to mess with the husband first. Like, next time you come over for dinner, you hold his hand. You're like, I think this is your thing. Just make him. Make him feel uncomfortable. Enough.

[Tom Griswold]

There's a different kind of monster, right?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there any reason for a Man. To hold hands with another woman. That isn't romantic.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. She's blind and he's hoping her across the street.

[Josh Arnold]

So there you go.

[Kelly Collette]

Maybe that's her.

[Josh Arnold]

A good point.

[Kelly Collette]

It's a good.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe it's his cousin or his niece or.

[Tom Griswold]

I made out with my cousin.

[Christy Lee]

You know that. I guess my gu.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was his mom.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe I made out with my mom. No, that's not.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? Yeah. A son holding his older mom's hand.

[Kelly Collette]

Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Elderly mom. I should.

[Bob Kevoian]

But I. It sounds like she. Once she spotted this, she did her homework. She wanted to get a good look. See, I'm assuming.

[Kelly Collette]

I mean, holding hands is intimate.

[Josh Arnold]

It is intimate. You're right.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah. I'd rather pee on a guy than hold his hand. You know what I mean?

[Pat Godwin]

You know, just what you thought.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a great point.

[Christy Lee]

You don't have to touch them. Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Guys are so dumb. If you are gonna cheat, hold someone's hand. Like, do it behind closed doors.

[Christy Lee]

Exactly.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You know why?

[Ali Breen]

How hard is that?

[Christy Lee]

You know why? He wants to get caught.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

He's moved over on. Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, he.

[Ali Breen]

Or he's just excited by the notion that he might get caught.

[Christy Lee]

He wants.

[Kelly Collette]

His little hands were cold and he.

[Josh Arnold]

I think she wants him to get caught.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, she probably was like, why aren't you holding my hand?

[Josh Arnold]

Hold my hand. Hold me. Jeez, y'. All. Getting her to shut up is worth a potential divorce.

[Tom Griswold]

If you don't shut up about holding

[Bob Kevoian]

your hand, we've solved another one. Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Success.

[Pat Godwin]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Allie, do you like holding hands in public?

[Ali Breen]

You know, it's sweet, but if you're walking holding my hand or like, sitting on a couch holding my hand, I'd rather be scrolling or, like, swinging. It gets annoying. Actually, it's good for. Do I sound really unromantic?

[Josh Arnold]

No, you don't.

[Christy Lee]

You're not a hand holder either.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. I can for sure. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you're walking into some event, maybe.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if that started.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm. I never done it.

[Christy Lee]

You've never been a hand holder?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

I knew a girl.

[Tom Griswold]

I think if it started, it would be odd. Uncomfortable.

[Josh Arnold]

A friend of mine was.

[Christy Lee]

You want to hold hands with me?

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

A friend of mine was having trouble because she. Her man, really liked to hold her hand while she drove.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Tom Griswold]

that's car accident.

[Josh Arnold]

So, you know, she'd be driving with one hand, and she hated it because she wanted her second hand. She didn't know how to tell Her.

[Tom Griswold]

Him.

[Josh Arnold]

And finally she said, you know what, honey, would you please just put your hand on my leg? And that solved the problem.

[Tom Griswold]

But she loves him, of course.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

She didn't want to hurt his feelings. He was being sweet.

[Ali Breen]

Well, guys will also walk with their arm around you walking down the street, which gets really hard. You have to act like you're in like a three legged race and coordinate.

[Tom Griswold]

Where are you in Putting your hand in his back pocket. And him putting his hand in your back pocket.

[Bob Kevoian]

High school. Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Only at Six Flags.

[Christy Lee]

Isn't this all about possession, though? Kind of a thing like control and possession.

[Bob Kevoian]

I just think it's specificity. That's what this guy.

[Kelly Collette]

Like, maybe it's a safety issue. Like she keeps bumping into poles and, you know, knocking.

[Bob Kevoian]

This the blind chick from the last story.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Ali Breen]

Really sticking to the story.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, now I'd like to switch gears here. I want Christy. She hasn't had a chance to do much news. Can you do the news story that we've been kind of alluding to?

[Christy Lee]

The app?

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I don't know if you've heard about this, Ali. This is really weird.

[Christy Lee]

There's a new app from Him Plant that shows users the potential results of a penis enhancement procedure. So according to the press release, Him Plant POV is an AI powered visualization visualization platform that allows you to upload images of your wings

[Tom Griswold]

of my what

[Christy Lee]

Wean and then preview what it would look like as it stimulates and simulates potential growth enhancement. In other words, from hemp Plant.

[Bob Kevoian]

In other words, you've seen, for example, you could take a photograph of someone's face and it'll say, this is what you're going to look like when you're 85 years old.

[Ali Breen]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is an app that one would take a picture of one's male member and it will show what it would look like after whatever procedure this is to make it larger.

[Christy Lee]

It's actually an FDA cleared cosmetic penile implant procedure. So it would show you what yours would look like if you had this done.

[Josh Arnold]

I think it's kind of fun.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Can you just picture. How hard is it to just picture it a little larger?

[Kelly Collette]

I know every visual aid, every guy wants to see what it looks like. Black. I think I would do that.

[Josh Arnold]

But I'd also want to see what it looks like blue. If I were Avatar.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ali Breen]

Yeah. It doesn't seem that.

[Bob Kevoian]

So wait a minute. If you're. So if you're sexting on St. Patrick's Day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe the little Leprechaun there.

[Josh Arnold]

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry kind of thing. Is there an app that'll de age my balls?

[Kelly Collette]

I didn't know this surgery was a thing. Is this a real thing that people get done?

[Josh Arnold]

You can either get the bacon wrap, which essentially increases girth, or you can get it lengthened as well.

[Tom Griswold]

They call it the bacon wrap.

[Josh Arnold]

That's what I call it. Like a bacon wrapped filet.

[Tom Griswold]

I think that's gonna catch on.

[Bob Kevoian]

But, yeah, this is. This is. This is legit.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The release warns, though, that the AI generated previews are for visualization purposes only, and they do not predict the guaranteed surgical outcomes. Like, sure is what it would look

[Josh Arnold]

like, but it's kind of like when you want your house painted, you can do it. You have an app. Hey, this color that.

[Kelly Collette]

Exactly.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is sort of like a glamour shot. Can you see if they. If they put that in the mall?

[Al Jackson]

Yep.

[Christy Lee]

Sex wrap a little boa around it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sexting glamour shots.

[Tom Griswold]

That's wonderful.

[Bob Kevoian]

They have, like, athletic scenes. Here I am as a pole bowl.

[Josh Arnold]

I want mine resting on a 96, the year that I graduated, standing on a train track.

[Tom Griswold]

You could use, like, the. The toy G.I. joe, all those accessories, like, oh, yeah, an army helmet.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's the name of the app again?

[Christy Lee]

It's called him Plant App.

[Bob Kevoian]

App. Okay.

[Christy Lee]

H I M pla Use this just

[Ali Breen]

to send their pictures.

[Josh Arnold]

They can use a little app, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Help.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here's what.

[Kelly Collette]

It's.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Ally, thank you very much, as always. Are you working in the city this weekend? What's going on?

[Ali Breen]

Oh, I'm gonna be in Reno this weekend. I'm gonna be at the Reno Tahoe Comedy club on Saturday night, and then I'm at a casino. I keep forgetting to write the name down to tell you guys. I'm at a casino like, a half hour out of Reno on Sunday night. I'll post on my Instagram if anyone wants to catch.

[Bob Kevoian]

So there you go. There.

[Tom Griswold]

You heard it here first. She's getting married in Reno this weekend.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, Ali, always a great pleasure. Very funny as always. And it's nice to have the three blondes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, thank you.

[Bob Kevoian]

You guys would be a great team. That'd be a great show. Now. Thanks again, Ellen. Okay, time. Now.

[Christy Lee]

None of you guys would use this, would you?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I would mess around with it.

[Christy Lee]

I think you. I thought you would be, because I.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I'm confident enough with what I. It wouldn't be. I'm not interested in any Procedure. But I think it would be fun to kind of mess around.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Kelly Collette]

It'd be fun if they had a video showed you how you walk different afterwards.

[Josh Arnold]

I like that. Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I'm sure it's an adjustment. Right?

[Bob Kevoian]

Or they could do it like the old ad at the back of the comic books where the guy gets the sand kicked in his face.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I don't remember. Sand kick.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, the Charlie made a man out of Mac.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, the Charles. It was Charles Atlas and the guy. The guy was on the beach and a bully kicked sand in his face. And then he took the Charles Atlas weightlifting program and his girlfriend was like,

[Tom Griswold]

you're not even a man, or something like that.

[Bob Kevoian]

This could be done. Done with a nice, nice comic. A comic strip. After him. Plant Joey attracts all the girls and it shows five lovely ladies around him. Oh, let me see it, Joey.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, I'm sorry. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, and they are very nice. And we appreciate your being here with us on the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey. At the news center, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Arnold Schter.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick McGee. Still singing Easy Come, Easy Go, Sherman. In my brain.

[Josh Arnold]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Tom and our special comedian guest

[Bob Kevoian]

hanging out with comedian Kelly Colette Casey.

[Kelly Collette]

Don't be around.

[Bob Kevoian]

Did you ever have a nickname when you were growing up?

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, I had a nickname. It was Corky, and it was my soccer team nickname because there was already a Kelly. And then I started high school and they did roll call and they said, is Kelly here? And I raised my hand and I had like, 15 girls turn around, they're like, your name's Corky. And I'll say, you thought that was my real name.

[Josh Arnold]

Corky.

[Christy Lee]

Corky.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's cute, Nick.

[Kelly Collette]

I thought it was cute.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Kelly Collette]

I had a vanity license plate that said Corky on it when I was 16.

[Tom Griswold]

You really embraced it.

[Kelly Collette]

Yeah, really.

[Christy Lee]

It was.

[Kelly Collette]

It was me for.

[Bob Kevoian]

That would have been a pretty good comedy.

[Kelly Collette]

I thought so, too, but then I was like, I probably need, like, a prop rubber chicken and, like, a fun hat with a propeller on it.

[Tom Griswold]

Speaking of rubber chickens, Tom, these aren't rubber chickens. Guest comedian appearances on the Bob and Tom show, sponsored by Lee's famous recipe chicken. Famous for a reason.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir.

[Josh Arnold]

Good stuff.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shouldn't we have a piece of chicken to Eat. Every time we read that, I requested that.

[Tom Griswold]

I couldn't agree more.

[Bob Kevoian]

I think that would be absolutely delightful. Now. Oh, you.

[Tom Griswold]

You.

[Bob Kevoian]

You were saying you have a dog. I heard you were talking to Christie.

[Kelly Collette]

I have a dog. I adopt senior dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

And what kind of dog is it?

[Kelly Collette]

It's a dachshund.

[Bob Kevoian]

And I have a letter.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, from the dachshund.

[Christy Lee]

Where are you, Mommy?

[Kelly Collette]

You left me this morning.

[Bob Kevoian]

This comes from double A, Erin in Shelby, Ohio. Hey, guys. Dachshund instead of dachshund is a pet peeve of mine. This came up earlier today. No educated person could look at the word dachshund and get dash, hound. It's obviously a German word some hillbillies thought they could pronounce. Sorry for my rant.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

Apparently, that's a. That's a problem.

[Kelly Collette]

I can't spell it either. That's why I just call them wiener dogs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, we were talking about them because there was a wiener dog race on ice as part of a hockey game.

[Tom Griswold]

Those are very popular. Yeah. They're breaking out everywhere.

[Bob Kevoian]

It was sweet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it was.

[Kelly Collette]

It was very cute.

[Christy Lee]

I wanted. Have you done this before? Senior dog adoptions?

[Kelly Collette]

Yes. This is my third.

[Christy Lee]

Really? I really want to start doing that.

[Kelly Collette]

They're an my eating schedule. They're on my sleeping schedule. They just want to hang out with you. They're very chill. They go, you know, you don't have that puppy face.

[Josh Arnold]

I've thought about it, too, but, man, I'm the emotions.

[Christy Lee]

I know. I get so attached. And they only last, you know, a couple years.

[Tom Griswold]

The next thing for me. Oh, they'll be here to pick up the dog. Okay. I barricade myself in my house, man, with some automatic weapons.

[Bob Kevoian]

Just trying to get this done.

[Al Jackson]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, go ahead.

[Josh Arnold]

But it's great work. That's great.

[Christy Lee]

Thank you.

[Kelly Collette]

I do it for the attention. I appreciate it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, let me ask you this. You're a touring comedian.

[Kelly Collette]

I am.

[Bob Kevoian]

Do you take your dog with you? And if so, do you take the dog on airplanes?

[Kelly Collette]

I try. I try to take her with me. She's not been on a plane yet because I don't know how she would handle turbulence. I'm really bad at turbulence. I always think the worst thing's gonna happen. And I tried to study planes to try to feel better about what's going to happen. And I read this study that said more and more female pilots are starting to emerge. Yeah. And I was. I thought that was great that we're getting more women pilots. Like, it's like they found out the one place you can't get sexually harassed is ironically called a cockpit.

[Bob Kevoian]

Right?

[Kelly Collette]

We were just like, let's train in this. That'll be good. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's very nice. Kelly Collette on Tour, Bloomington, Cincinnati, St. Louis, Indy, all on her schedule. We're going to be seeing you again in just a couple weeks. So excited for that Reds home opener special edition of this show. We'll be at Smoke Justice, Covington, Kentucky, USA with a couple of treats, some great guests and cool poster and a special charity T shirt we're working on right now. Hope to see you there. And thanks for being here with us. The O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom show this morning even though we're not too much to look at.

[Bob Kevoian]

You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.