-*VIP Free Trial*- The BOB & TOM Show March 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

On this lively and sprawling episode, the BOB & TOM Show team—Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Pat Godwin, and Ace Cosby—dive into their signature blend of comedy, listener mail, daily observations, music nerdery, and ribald sports banter. Today’s big theme is those delightful little signs that you’re going to have a good day—plus TV and music nostalgia, wacky world records, everyday triumphs, and a parade of comic sidebars.

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Main Theme: Everyday Omens & Simple Joys

When life feels right: cereal and milk, saltines and soup, and just the exact number of hangers.

• Recurring idea: “The little omens that show you’re going to have a good day.”
• Panel swaps stories about small victories: perfect cereal-to-milk ratios, green lights, the last bit of toothpaste, and hanger math.
  • [04:14] Josh Arnold: “The last bit of cereal in the box...coordinated with the last amount of milk in the carton?”
  • [05:16] Christy Lee: “My tomato soup and my saltine crackers ended at the very same time. That’s excellent.”
• Chick invites listeners to share their own omens: “Maybe it’s just the last bit of toothpaste and you’re there first.”

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Notable Segment: Listener Letters

Heartfelt, surreal, and frequently absurd listener stories take center stage.

Perfect Days

• [09:18] Letter from Joanne: Only two handwritten thank you notes in the mailbox, no bills or junk mail. Panel debates the dying art of handwritten notes.
  • [09:28] Tom Griswold (mocking): “Shoot an email instead of a handwritten thank you? What, is Mary sitting around with her quill pens?”

Just Enough Toilet Paper

• [17:21] Letter from Dennis, age 62: Woke up happy, had just enough toilet paper to finish the task. Team extrapolates: “What about the penguin walk?” and “midday showers.”
  • [18:15] Ace Cosby: “That’s always kind of...yeah.”
  • [19:11] Chick McGee: “After a major transaction, you probably should take a shower. I poo-pooed it. But it is the best.”

Happy Coincidences

• Hanger math: exact number of hangers for the load of laundry ([35:27] Chick McGee).
• Brian in Iowa: It’s a good day when there’s “blatant hostility in the studio.” [36:12] Christy Lee: “Because ‘Eat it’ will be said, and that will make me laugh all day.”

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Music & Pop Culture Nostalgia

From Bobby Sherman albums to cereal box records, “Whipped Cream and Other Delights,” and more.

Albums of Youth

• Christy brings in a Bobby Sherman album. Panel riffs on old album covers and their adolescent meanings.
  • [12:45] Tom Griswold: “Look at Bobby’s hog.”
  • [13:00] Christy Lee: “This cost Andy $3...my husband bought that for me.”

Cereal Box Records & Sugar Panic

• [40:24] Michael from Montana recalls cutting out a Sugar Bear record from the back of Super Sugar Crisp.
  • [41:06] Christy Lee: “Wasn’t it Super Sugar Crisp at one point?...Then it was Golden Crisp.”
• Discussion on the “cancellation” of the word “sugar” in kids’ cereals.

Album Firsts & Faux Pas

• [38:33] Panel remembers first records bought/stolen. “Yummy Yummy Yummy,” “She Loves You,” “Standing Hampton,” etc.
• Discussion about disappointment with albums that only had one good song, and with fake versions of hits on streaming services ([47:55] Chick McGee).

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Comedic Sports & Records Coverage

From “Chick McGee, National Treasure” to world records for teeth and baldness cures.

“National Treasure” Campaign

• [15:12] Josh Arnold relays a listener campaign to dub Chick “National Treasure.” Chick gamely accepts.
  • [15:31] Chick McGee: “Let’s just begin small...township treasure. Working toward county.”
• The panel jokes about new titles, business cards, and what Chick deserves for tolerating Tom.

Odd World Records

• [102:23] "Stupid World Record": A man with the most teeth (42) in the world. Panel marvels and riffs on genetic “white trash” anomalies and dental oddities.
  • [104:18] Tom Griswold: “I have relatives who don’t have any adult teeth. They just had baby teeth.”
  • [105:16] Chick McGee: “She had all her teeth pulled—not because she had to, just decided. Wanted false teeth.”

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Practical Tips and Everyday Disasters

Household hacks, kitchen mishaps, and social faux pas

Egg-cellent Debate

• The panel debates the best way to cook scrambled eggs (milk vs. water, mixing methods, vanilla extract) and fried egg “gravy.” ([51:13]-[53:59])
• Yolk hijinks: Tom’s offbeat breakfast jokes ([53:52] Tom Griswold: “Oh, broke your hyman”).

Mistaken Identity and Social Gaffes

• [65:05] Christy Lee and Chick McGee share stories about getting into the wrong car—sometimes not even the right model.
• [71:01] Ace Cosby: “I turn to my right and over the crowd I notice my woman staring at me...I am just groping the hell out of her [stranger].”

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Favorite Quotes & Classic Moments

[04:17] Josh Arnold: “Sometimes there are little moment omens that show up, aren’t there?”

[11:06] Christy Lee: “You’re not gonna turn over the stool?”

[19:11] Chick McGee: “After a major transaction, you probably should take a shower. I poo-pooed it. But boy, it is the best. Absolutely.”

[32:51] Christy Lee (on “cream stick” donuts): “I’m not a cream stick donut.”
[33:58] Tom Griswold: “Have you ever just let all your rules go and just stuffed yourself?”

[79:28] Pat Godwin (song): “I’m a guy with a guitar, singing cover songs for boomers—at the tiki bar.”

[127:16] Chick McGee (history riff): “The man emerged as Muhammad Ali. What was his name before that? Cassius Clay.”

[101:50] Tom Griswold: “I may be able to get through this whole show and not do sports. That’s what I’m looking forward to.”

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Highlighted Segments & Timestamps

• [03:09] — Little victories: cereal/milk, lights, omens
• [09:18] — Joanne’s thank you note letter & handwriting debate
• [15:12] — Chick becomes “National Treasure”
• [17:21] — Dennis’ toilet paper/aging/good day letter
• [38:33/40:24] — Music nostalgia and cereal box records
• [47:55] — Fake album versions and music streaming rants
• [53:52] — Fried eggs, breakfast humor, breaking the yolk
• [65:05] — Mistaken cars and mistaken hand-holding
• [71:01] — Ace’s comedy gold: accidentally groping a stranger
• [102:23] — World record: Most teeth in a mouth (42), “white trash” genetics
• [106:21] — Christy’s baldness cure news, leading to a “Walk on the Bald Side” parody ([107:59] Pat Godwin)
• [130:00] — Hot air balloon disaster: entangled on a 900-foot radio tower
• [140:09] — Wendy’s “Chief Tasting Officer” job opening, panel’s audition ideas
• [142:27] — Daylight Savings PSA and time change complaints

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Extra Funny & Tangent Highlights

• Panel riffs on the “morning, y’all” TV show aesthetic ([20:30]).
• Waffle House hygiene and “armpit hair in my food” riffs ([74:02]).
• Panel debates the greatest album T-shirt logos: “Dark Side of the Moon” prism dominates ([129:03]).
• Extended discussion of baby “ugly phase” and new births ([118:05]-[119:19]).

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Closing & Final Chatter

• The team announces impending daylight savings and teases upcoming bracketology.
• The show ends with traditional banter, a few unresolved news teases, and the implication that they’ll pick up abandoned threads and listener stories in future episodes.
  • [143:47] Tom Griswold: “Thanks for indulging us. We appreciate your presence. This is the Bob and Tom Show.”

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If you love quick-fire wit, running jokes, classic rock tangents, and the humor of everyday messes—this episode is stuffed with the best of BOB & TOM’s real-talk-and-riffing magic, with more than enough to brighten your day.

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Further Listening or Reference:

• [06:33] — Self-help book banter: “Turn that frown upside down.”
• [21:34] — Advice for Christy’s bird-window problem: “Plastic bird cop car.”
• [38:49] — The myth of business cards and certificates of certification.
• [74:28] — Ace’s “Fail to Mention” News segment (prime absurdity).
• [136:03] — “Between the Moon and New York City” songwriting debate (Peter Allen, et al.)
• [137:45] — Final story: Man in India killed by a flying cow on train tracks.

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Transcript

[Tom Griswold]

It's the Bob and Tom Show.

[Christy Lee]

I mean, if you've been in a relationship for 10 years or five years or four months or two months or even like five weeks, I mean, you've done a lot of growing in that amount of time. You know, I was reading in that book Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus and it basically said that men are problems. She's talking again. It's really bugging me. She's talking again. It's so embarrassing. I look at my friends, they think she's psycho. Cause she's talking and talking and talking. Talking and talking and talking. She's talking again. I need a cigarette. She's talking again.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish we never met.

[Chick McGee]

She's talking again.

[Christy Lee]

I've never really had anything real traumatic in my life. Well, no, actually I did. When I was 14 years old, I fell off this horse. I got this thing called an anal hematoma. So disgusting. It's basically a blood. Address.

[Tom Griswold]

Restaurants would deliver.

[Christy Lee]

Just like have a pow wow or something. I don't know. I'm the kind of person that sometimes I can talk a lot and other times I'm really shy and I don't say anything. I feel kind of guilty with you though, cuz I feel like I'm the one that's been doing all the talking.

[Tom Griswold]

Especially you're so mean to this talk to.

[Christy Lee]

I just feel like I've got so much in common with you. I feel like, I don't know, I. Maybe I've been unloading on you, but I just feel so relaxed and I'm really looking forward to spending a lot of time,

[Tom Griswold]

a lot of time together is what she said. Hello, it's the Bob and Tom Show. Hello, hello, hello. In the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, there's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh. Josh Arnold.

[Chick McGee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. Hey, morning, fellas. Ma'. Am. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom. How are you today?

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Chick [e-mail] sports desk. Getting your feet ready for NCAA. So comfy college basketball, men and women.

[Tom Griswold]

Action makes you smarter. Orange insults.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. I'll tell you what. Yesterday we started off with something that was really great. Josh was telling us that how you knew that you were gonna have a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, sometimes there are little moment omens that show up, aren't there?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Yeah. And in your case, it was a classic. You got, you got us some cereal. What happened?

[Josh Arnold]

The last bit of cereal in the box. Was it coordinated with the last amount of milk in the carton?

[Tom Griswold]

So perfectly timed out, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And perfectly balanced. It was wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

That means you're gonna have a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, man.

[Chick McGee]

Similarly, driving into work, making every light.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, that's always good.

[Chick McGee]

Conversely, driving into work and missing every one. Right at the end when you. They go yellow and you're too far to blast through and you have to sit there for five minutes.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a gift. It's a gift. You get the gift of time.

[Christy Lee]

I think that your gift to us carried through to my lunch. My tomato soup and my saltine crackers ended at the very same time. That's excellent. I immediately thought of you end pack of the saltine crackers and it was the perfect amount. Perfect amount.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah, that's soaked up all the soup.

[Christy Lee]

It was great.

[Chick McGee]

Anytime I get soda crackers. Yes, Oyster crackers.

[Tom Griswold]

Soda cracker.

[Christy Lee]

Oyster crackers.

[Tom Griswold]

Who says soda? Nobody.

[Chick McGee]

My dad did and he's 190 years old. My dad.

[Tom Griswold]

Those soda crackers.

[Chick McGee]

Just a second. In 17 days my dad would have turned 110.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, that explains soda crackers.

[Chick McGee]

Well, the Harvard educated, the man knew what he was talking about. Anyone that he class calls them soda crackers. The point is, there are a lot of these little omens I'd like to hear from you out there. Listening. What sort of things? You know you're gonna have a great day. Like for. Maybe it's just the last bit of toothpaste is still there and you're there first.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Something, something. Now, I mean, you can wake up and choose to make every day a great day. That's, that's certainly.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

No, you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

What I recommend.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no, that's not possible.

[Josh Arnold]

You don't think so?

[Chick McGee]

No, no. You don't believe in omens?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, I do, but I

[Pat Godwin]

can always.

[Chick McGee]

Agnostic, whatever you want to call it.

[Pat Godwin]

You can always start your day over too, if things go bad.

[Josh Arnold]

That's exactly right.

[Chick McGee]

No, you can't.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

No, you can't. How do you do that? Go back to bed.

[Josh Arnold]

You can take life's cartridge out, blow on it a little, put it back

[Tom Griswold]

in, and now go out and make it a great day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Don't let the guy getting wheeled into

[Pat Godwin]

the ER unplug that bad day and plug it right back in.

[Chick McGee]

What are you guys trying to write a self help book?

[Tom Griswold]

Turn that frown upside down.

[Chick McGee]

There are enough of those. No yelling. Here we go. This comes to us from Joanne in Central California.

[Tom Griswold]

Joanne was her name and she something in something.

[Chick McGee]

Not a bad song that Neil Young.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Mike Nesmith trying to be Neil Young. Always failed miserably.

[Chick McGee]

I thought that was Mike song you would. I'm going to play something in a moment that's going to make us all have a good day.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

All right. By the way, that's a good blue on you.

[Pat Godwin]

Very nice.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't even know that was blue.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of looks blue gray.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Sid Mashburn.

[Tom Griswold]

I would have said, wait a minute, I can't approach it. Then Sid puts out a fine product. I can't criticize.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Bob and Tom show writes Joanne. Josh was talking about his milk to cereal ratio making a great day. Then Tom mentioned the pill caddy miracle. Now the pill caddy for those of you that have a pill caddy, he

[Josh Arnold]

called it a miracle.

[Tom Griswold]

There's.

[Chick McGee]

I have one that holds. It has the seven day thing. Now there's also the 14 day one which has the daylight and the dark version. But the point is.

[Tom Griswold]

Are you walking us through pill catty?

[Chick McGee]

Well, just a second. There's a point coming here.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish.

[Chick McGee]

So if you flip open, say Thursday.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Thursday morning or afternoon.

[Chick McGee]

Morning.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

You pop it in your hand in the dark.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And they all come out because usually the gel caps tend to stick and then you've got problems. But if you do that and by chance Friday also opens, then you've got pills all over the floor. You got to pick them up so the dogs don't eat them. You know what, your dog flying around having taken stool. A lot going on over there, we were taught. So we were talking about pill caddies and someone said, oh yeah, there's one that was $150.

[Tom Griswold]

The highest price. One I could find was 45.

[Chick McGee]

I got a nice letter from a guy and I don't have it in front of me. But the essence of it was without getting too dark here.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh my.

[Chick McGee]

There are certain people that you have to regulate how often they take their pills.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

And they might take some more often than they should. So it's. If you've ever been in a serious accident, had a morphine drip thing where it's got a little trigger on it and like everyone's the happy trigger. But every 15 minutes you get that joyful rush of the morphine. The reason you can't just constantly click it is you would overdose and die.

[Christy Lee]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

So that's a little bit of a pill catty news for you. But Joanne wanted to say, today I had a miracle that made my day. Great.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

This is a really good one. This is a really good one. I went to my mailbox, and the only thing in there were two handwritten thank you notes.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's love.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Christy Lee]

That is something.

[Chick McGee]

No bills, no junk mail. God.

[Pat Godwin]

Lovely.

[Tom Griswold]

Just shoot people an email instead of a handwritten thank you.

[Christy Lee]

I just wrote a hand.

[Tom Griswold]

Hell cares about thank yous yesterday. What's a Mary sitting around with her quill pens writing thank you?

[Chick McGee]

I'll have you know the elder George Bush was famous for his handwritten.

[Tom Griswold]

I think point proven.

[Chick McGee]

No, I think it's. It's. It's certain. Again, we get back to the.

[Christy Lee]

Handwriting is good. It keeps your br. Your brain going.

[Tom Griswold]

Handwriting good.

[Chick McGee]

We get back to what I would call character class. Breeding. You can look these words up.

[Tom Griswold]

Handwritten notes would line up with soda crackers. Perhaps you'd have a soda cracker while you're. I can't help but notice Christie, for some reason, is having a hot flash. She's having a hot flash.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm with you.

[Chick McGee]

And you've got. You've got that hippie chick.

[Christy Lee]

I have my spring shirt on because I felt like it was spring today. Check local listings.

[Chick McGee]

That's a baggy.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you do me a favor right now?

[Christy Lee]

Hot as eff in here.

[Tom Griswold]

That's a.

[Chick McGee]

That's a You can ball me shirt if.

[Tom Griswold]

Put it on the top of your shirt, pull it out, and then let it snap back to your chest. Hilarious.

[Christy Lee]

This is the one that hilarious Pat wore.

[Pat Godwin]

That's what I had on.

[Christy Lee]

Remember when that switched shirts?

[Josh Arnold]

It was quite fetching on you.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like a dog.

[Chick McGee]

That's when you were trying out. You were going to be in the. That Peter Allen musical.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of which. This. I'm gonna play something that. This will help you make a great day today.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Just listening to this. This just brightens my day. I came in here this morning, I thought, I need a little something.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I have to admit, I came in and he was playing, and it brightened my day as well. I have to be honest.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Is it what I came into and was asking questions.

[Tom Griswold]

You were not a part of it? No, this is. Go ahead, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, whoa. And my baby. That's right. When my baby smiles at me, I go to Rio. Where. That's right.

[Christy Lee]

You're not gonna turn over the stool.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's our buddy, Hugh Jackman.

[Christy Lee]

Sure it is.

[Chick McGee]

Doing the famous Peter Allen song. That's A great Peter Allen song that

[Christy Lee]

puts you in a good mood. Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, come on. I want a samba and La Bamba.

[Christy Lee]

All right. I'd love to see you.

[Chick McGee]

Don't you.

[Pat Godwin]

When I came in, you're playing Sergio Mendez with that lady singing. It was wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's what. That's what I. I'm on this Sergio Mendez, Brazil 66 kick. Oh, wow. Since we were talking about him yesterday, that's some great stuff. Herb Alpert, the great trumpet, produced that. The A of A M Records, I give you.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. Jerry Moss.

[Chick McGee]

You don't like Hill. Herb Albert.

[Tom Griswold]

I like her about. They're fine. I didn't know we'd be talking about him.

[Christy Lee]

That was a record we had in our house. Whipped Cream and Other Delights.

[Chick McGee]

One of the sexiest album covers of all.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. My dad had it and I would stare at it.

[Chick McGee]

Speaking of albums, did that album ever.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you play with yourself?

[Josh Arnold]

I was too young. It was. It was pre. Realizing what I could do.

[Chick McGee]

And by the way, you just remember staring if you were up. If you're of a certain age, you might get the math here. Blind Faith album. Oh, God, a certain.

[Tom Griswold]

Haven't we been over this topic and agreed not to talk about that?

[Chick McGee]

There's a copy at Epstein Island. Back to you, Christy.

[Christy Lee]

All right. I brought in my Bobby Sherman album that I found.

[Josh Arnold]

They call her the Old Lady.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Christie's got a fold out. Wow. Boy, those buttons fold out album.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, now it makes sense why you bought that. This is wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Good looking guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Does he have a bulge in his pants? Turn that around.

[Pat Godwin]

Back when albums were albums.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that. Look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at Bobby's hog.

[Pat Godwin]

Check that out, Bobby. That's the third song

[Christy Lee]

is Easy Come, easy Go.

[Chick McGee]

Bobby Sherman had a couple hits and he was turned out. He turned into one. An emt.

[Christy Lee]

Eventually, he became an emt. Rest in peace.

[Pat Godwin]

I'm taking your pulse.

[Christy Lee]

This cost Andy $3.

[Tom Griswold]

Your husband bought that for you?

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Tom Griswold]

What a sweet, sweet man.

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't gonna buy it. And he goes, no, you gotta have that.

[Pat Godwin]

What a husband.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, isn't he wonderful?

[Tom Griswold]

Followed quickly by, maybe this will shut you up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, well, then we began with Henry Phillips and a song about a woman who was talking again. Now, coming up, we have a number of delightful things, including more of your letters. You can reach us, Bob and [e-mail]. a bunch of news stories that we teased yesterday. We never actually got to because we got so busy. I'm not sure doing What? But whatever it was, time passed and it was a double.

[Tom Griswold]

Talking about soda crackers and herbal.

[Christy Lee]

Probably.

[Chick McGee]

I know there was an unfortunate letter about.

[Tom Griswold]

Son of a bitch.

[Chick McGee]

Urination in love. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

I knew you were gonna. I'm leaving it there. Told everybody else not to mention.

[Chick McGee]

I'm not mentioning the first.

[Christy Lee]

Just mentioned it.

[Tom Griswold]

The first one to come in.

[Chick McGee]

It's called alluding to it. Listen to yesterday's show if you want to hear it. We're coming right Back to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Thank O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello to my buddy Joe at O'Reilly. Millie, help me out. Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

Last name Mama. There's Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Joe.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby.

[Chick McGee]

Trying to be nice.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm.

[Josh Arnold]

Chick certainly wasn't being mean. He was being silly.

[Tom Griswold]

Trying to be flippant. That's my various breads and butters.

[Josh Arnold]

In fact, I have a letter for you, Mr. Glib.

[Tom Griswold]

Mr. Flippant. Yes, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning, y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All.

[Josh Arnold]

Says Rich. As a listener of over 25 years, I hereby declare my campaign to have Chick Magee be given the title of National Treasure. Chick makes me laugh, makes me think, provides Zen. But his biggest accolade is dealing with Tom every single day.

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Facing a challenge. Failing.

[Tom Griswold]

Keeping me sharp.

[Chick McGee]

Facing the challenge.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe Chick deserves dishonor for no other reason. Then once it's official, Tom will have to refer to him by his full title. Chick Magee, National Treasure.

[Tom Griswold]

I like that very much.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll keep you posted on the progress as Rich from Benton, Kentucky.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Benton.

[Josh Arnold]

Tom, will you. Would you try that on for size?

[Chick McGee]

Let's just begin. Small Chickpege Township. Treasure. Working.

[Tom Griswold]

Working toward county@the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. It's national treasure. Yours truly.

[Josh Arnold]

I think we should. I kind of like this. How do you feel about that, Chick McGee, National Treasure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, all the time. What do you think I can have cards made up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you have a. I have business cards around here somewhere.

[Christy Lee]

They're right there in front of your. They're.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think you can reach.

[Chick McGee]

Call them. The business cards.

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on.

[Chick McGee]

Might be illegal.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll find them.

[Christy Lee]

Well, you're going in.

[Chick McGee]

Are you still Are you still sending out these certificates? Certificate of certification in front of the monitor, bud.

[Tom Griswold]

We kind of dropped the ball on that. I think they're around here somewhere still, but I got bored with it.

[Christy Lee]

Print them off the website.

[Chick McGee]

We were. We were receiving. Asking you to send us the reasons that you know you're gonna have a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You get up and something nice happens. This all began with Josh having just the right amount of cereal and just the right amount of milk starting the day.

[Josh Arnold]

It really was nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Aren't you glad you shared that?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. All right.

[Ace Cosby]

Very important.

[Chick McGee]

Now. Here's. This is a nice letter from Dennis.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Dennis.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I don't like that name.

[Christy Lee]

It's my uncle's name.

[Tom Griswold]

It's the year. Wrong. Dennis.

[Chick McGee]

Dennis. I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Denny.

[Josh Arnold]

Dennis, anyone?

[Tom Griswold]

It's almost not that far from dense. Dense Dennis.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you must really dislike the name Dennis DeYoung.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

That is to death.

[Tom Griswold]

And I like, dislike Mr. DeYoung as well. I speak from experience.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

Why can't we be honest about who we've met and we don't at this

[Chick McGee]

point, we might as well just not everyone's.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. He's a national treasure. Oh, that's me. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right. Checkmate, national treasure.

[Chick McGee]

Back to Dennis's letter.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

Former listener Dennis. He says, dear Bob and Tom Show. I'm 62 years old. I woke up. It's going to be a good day.

[Josh Arnold]

You see, sometimes choosing to have a good day.

[Chick McGee]

Your standards. No, no, your standards. He's just happy to be away.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I understand.

[Tom Griswold]

Opposed to being Tom. Can you imagine turning 62?

[Chick McGee]

I wonder what that's going to be. I knew it was going to be an awesome day last week. Oh, the day started with a quote unquote, major transaction.

[Josh Arnold]

A blow.

[Chick McGee]

I thought we were going to say the toilet paper. You're about to get demoted to a non treasure. The toilet paper roll appeared to be empty, much to my delight. Now, listen. Listen to the verbiage here. This is precision writing. Much to my delight. There was just enough left on the roll to finish up the paperwork.

[Ace Cosby]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

That's always kind of. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you, Jim. You nailed it.

[Josh Arnold]

To finish up the paper.

[Tom Griswold]

There's always something in the back of your mind when that happens. You go, maybe I should use a little more. No.

[Christy Lee]

Well, don't you have an extra roll right there? Don't you guys keep an extra roll

[Tom Griswold]

right by that one of the bathrooms?

[Josh Arnold]

No, I have to go to the other one again.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

You do the penguin walk. When that happens, Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

How often. Yeah. How often do you have to go back 20 minutes later?

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't happen that often, but it indeed does happen. Probably, I'm going to say seven, eight times a year. Probably.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Stick to your butt.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's. It's more of a. An itching.

[Josh Arnold]

Right. You know what?

[Christy Lee]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, everyone that loves.

[Tom Griswold]

Once again, we're adults here. We're just.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you know what we're doing right now, A show you would listen to.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, exactly Right.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever done. Now have you ever

[Josh Arnold]

done.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever done a midday shower? Just because.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, I told you. Of the many. Believe it or not, I love some of your advice. I really do. And there are two things. Get it. Shut up, stop crying, get a dog. He told me that. And you know, after a major transaction, you probably should take a shower. I poo pooed it. But boy, it is the best. Absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

There are times when me, you and Tiny Tim, I really feel like I

[Josh Arnold]

do everything right enough to where I do not.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, you're the one that has the bidet.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, you're right.

[Chick McGee]

You've gone high ass tech. And I mean ass. What was the description? Someone said it's like getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, toilet paper. Yeah. You need a day.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have ass hair on the news. Actually, we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. Hey, ass hair. Get out of my way.

[Chick McGee]

Now, let's continue our letter reading segment. What have you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Emails from our listeners brought to you by Hyundai. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Hyundai get into the Hyundai getaway sales event and get away with a deal. So right. It almost feels wrong. Visit Hyundai USA.com for details, which is also now on your computer. Dear Bob and Tom Show. Morning, y'. All.

[Josh Arnold]

Morning.

[Christy Lee]

Morning.

[Chick McGee]

Now, you have to explain how this started.

[Tom Griswold]

East Texas, right? Christine Tyler, Texas TV show.

[Chick McGee]

We had a news story.

[Tom Griswold]

Morning TV show.

[Chick McGee]

We went to the. Went to the tape, as they say. And I forget which topic it was, but they were. They had the video we wanted to see. And it was a show called Morning, y'.

[Tom Griswold]

All.

[Christy Lee]

Morning, y'.

[Josh Arnold]

All.

[Chick McGee]

Why apostrophe a L L. And they have that in big letters behind the two.

[Christy Lee]

People loved it.

[Chick McGee]

A handsome man, very attractive young lady.

[Tom Griswold]

As they. As they. That seems to be the recipe. No.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, I could give you. I could give you a channel to watch.

[Tom Griswold]

Good morning. Yeah, yikes.

[Christy Lee]

You know, not everybody's perfect.

[Josh Arnold]

There are people that think we're uggos.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, well, keep them Off.

[Chick McGee]

That's why we're on radio, you idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. Remember, they're on YouTub. Morning, y'. All. I know it's gonna be a great day when you guys start the show talking about anything else. Milk and cereal. Come on. Crackers and soup, please. What the hell's going on? Ha ha ha. Just kidding. You guys can do no wrong. Love y'. All. Signed, Dwight, a real live truck driver in Michigan.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, well, thank you, Dwight. Sean writes in, he says he. I like this very much. To whom this may inconvenience.

[Chick McGee]

I'm gonna start using that.

[Josh Arnold]

It reminds me a little of. Did you guys ever see the Lemony Snicket movie with Jim Carrey? Yeah. And somebody knocks on his door and he goes intrude. I have solved Christy's problem with all the birds hitting her windows.

[Christy Lee]

All right, I'm listening.

[Josh Arnold]

Something you're trying to solve. What you need to do is get a little plastic bird and set it in a little cop car on the patio. The other birds will see the cop and slow, thus not hurting themselves.

[Tom Griswold]

That is one of those comments that's too funny to laugh at. That's wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Which reminds me.

[Christy Lee]

That is so cute.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a very good idea.

[Chick McGee]

I was pondering, speaking of red lights, of going through one today. I stopped and it's. It's a five minute ordeal. There are no cars around. There's one car. I see. I better wait.

[Tom Griswold]

Cop.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

See, I'm gonna have a good day. Yep, I sniffed that one out. Yeah, that would have been rough.

[Tom Griswold]

When's the last time you were pulled over? Anywhere, Anytime? Law enforcement.

[Chick McGee]

I got pulled over with my bright lights on.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. But I. I had just emerged from an area with no lights of any kind that goes into a car dealer area. So it goes from pitch black to the brightest Clegg lights.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And he just, you know, that's because it was a certain.

[Christy Lee]

That area is known for.

[Chick McGee]

They're known for pulling people over a lot of restaurants, especially people of certain eth. Ethnicities. I. So I. I did not qualify. So I was not jailed.

[Tom Griswold]

How did that. I can't remember the last time I was pulled over. It's got to be 20 years, 25 years. Yeah, I. I was on a streak, though. I got three speeding tickets in nine weeks and I had to go to traffic school.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, what'd you learn? Not to speed.

[Chick McGee]

Weren't you first in your class?

[Tom Griswold]

I was valedictorian.

[Josh Arnold]

Traffic school, treasure. Valedictorian.

[Tom Griswold]

You're damn right. Put that in there. Put that in the press.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Very nice. Now. Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm not. Sorry to bother you at work. I hope I'm bothering you. I've been listening for 25 years. Question for Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, please.

[Chick McGee]

I have work training in Kansas City.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You being a Missouri native, Josh, point me toward a good barbecue joint. God, I imagine there are dozens.

[Josh Arnold]

That's impossible.

[Christy Lee]

They're all good.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. And everybody has a different opinion. And honestly, I'm not as schooled in KC Barbecue as.

[Christy Lee]

As.

[Josh Arnold]

As I'd like to be. Google's gonna be your best friend on this. You think so? Yeah. I don't. I don't want to mislead this person, so.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, this is an officer of the law.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, please, Officer, again, I'm. I don't want to do a disservice to you.

[Chick McGee]

Don't make fun of his name.

[Christy Lee]

What's his name?

[Chick McGee]

Wilcox.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I wouldn't.

[Christy Lee]

Why would you make Officer Cox.

[Chick McGee]

No, it's Wilk, not Wilcox. His name is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, it's Wilcox.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, Wilcox.

[Josh Arnold]

I see.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Roger Wilcox.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello, Mr. Wilcox. Hello. How are you, Mr. Wilcox? He's.

[Chick McGee]

He's referencing what movie?

[Christy Lee]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

Burn.

[Tom Griswold]

After reading Brad Pitt. Come on.

[Chick McGee]

Great movie.

[Christy Lee]

I saw the movie, but I don't remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I didn't remember that part.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, Brad Pitt gets on the phone. That is such a terrific movie. Remember where he goes, the guy says something about your Schwinn.

[Josh Arnold]

That's not a Schwinn.

[Chick McGee]

Talking about his bison. Oh, it's great, but.

[Josh Arnold]

Movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Give me the floppy and. Oh, sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Is that the one where George Clooney has the apparatus in his basement? Yes.

[Chick McGee]

And George Clooney goes in the same.

[Christy Lee]

Takes.

[Chick McGee]

Takes women to the same premiere movie.

[Tom Griswold]

And he.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure, he enjoys the movie the same every time.

[Chick McGee]

That's such a great movie.

[Josh Arnold]

He really gets a kick out of that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

End of coitus, he hits his belly and goes. I think I'll go for a run.

[Chick McGee]

I. I think I'd like to talk to the guys that made that. I. I've got a feeling part of the feel of that movie is based on the Watergate movie. What's it called?

[Tom Griswold]

All the President.

[Chick McGee]

All the President's Men. It's got. Because it takes place in D.C. it's got some shots that look just like the ones from all the President's Men. Great movie, that. Something to do this weekend. Watch that. Watch that. Terrific film. What else you got over there?

[Tom Griswold]

Chick McGee, dear Bob and Top Show I once told a cop that pulled me over for speeding that I was listening to Fuel by Metallica.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, give me fuel, give me five. Give me that which I desire he

[Tom Griswold]

smiled and said, I feel that this was in Missouri. Sup, Josh? And he let me off with just a warning for doing 67 and a 55. Sam from Marion County, Mo. All right, there you go.

[Chick McGee]

We could probably compile a list of happy ending songs to speed that make you automatically kind of crank up the.

[Christy Lee]

Crank up.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that one can get hit.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know that.

[Tom Griswold]

So I like the star.

[Josh Arnold]

Cause your foot to be a little heavy.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

You said it would be radar.

[Christy Lee]

Radar.

[Tom Griswold]

Radar logo. That's a good one. Enjoy Metallica.

[Chick McGee]

Give me fuel, give me five. Give me that which I desire yeah, this is. This causes the accelerator to get hit hard.

[Tom Griswold]

I wish they'd really get to it.

[Chick McGee]

They're gonna kick into Black Betty here. Oh, sorry. Bamboo.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, now hear that? The sphere coming up.

[Christy Lee]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Ideally.

[Tom Griswold]

Damn.

[Chick McGee]

October.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, they'll play that for sure.

[Chick McGee]

Well, but they are. They are doing that thing where they don't play the same song.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, they do, right? Do two nights.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. So, boo, you're very likely to not hear your favorite song song from Metallica. Because they don't. They promise. What is it? They won't play the same set two nights in a row.

[Josh Arnold]

Don't work. Don't work too hard, fellas. The same show every night, it's fine. Plus the Sphere guys got to be going. We need new graphics.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah,

[Chick McGee]

I believe those start in October. Handful of shows from Metallica. And as I said earlier, those guys are kind of getting old. So the Sandman will enter about 4:30 in time

[Josh Arnold]

to go see Metallica.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

It's at 4:30. I'm in.

[Chick McGee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

I was awake last night. All the way till 7:30.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Good.

[Chick McGee]

Well, especially if you're. If you're flying west and the show starts at 6, 6 o' clock in Vegas or 7 o' clock or 8

[Christy Lee]

o' clock Eastern Time Zone. That's 9, 10 o' clock at night.

[Chick McGee]

If it starts at 8, that's. That's what, 11?

[Josh Arnold]

That's why when I go, I'm gonna have to go. I'm just telling you now, Tom, I'm gonna have to get to Vegas six days early.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like playing football in Denver. Right, I understand completely.

[Tom Griswold]

Like.

[Chick McGee]

Like the Mexico City games. These. These things happen. This next one, this is. I'm not sure if the word is maybe fortuitous. This is a letter from Lloyd. My wife and I got an aura frame over Christmas. She is still amazed by it. Our daughters add pictures to it, and then I put on some for her.

[Ace Cosby]

She's.

[Chick McGee]

She's like a child. Every new picture, she just can't say enough about it. Thank you.

[Josh Arnold]

It's very sweet.

[Tom Griswold]

And I have a letter. Tom. Dear Bob and Tom Show. My husband Jim gave me an aura frame for Christmas. I finally sat down and loaded pictures on it last night. He heard about the aura frame on your show. And look at the picture they loaded onto their aura frame.

[Christy Lee]

Well, look at that.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at that. It's. It's Josh and me and. Is that Christy? Yes, Josh with the fun listener. There you go. That's Judy in Liston, Indiana, out at

[Christy Lee]

the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, well, that's funny.

[Tom Griswold]

Aura frame.

[Chick McGee]

We have sporting news. We have more of your letters. And we have fascinating things from the world of news all over the world.

[Christy Lee]

World.

[Chick McGee]

Ergo, the world of news. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News Center. It's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

You already got that song? Well, I've been fixing things up there in the lab. Yeah, there's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby is here. I am Chick McGee. Hello, Tom Howard. You.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't sound like a private detective music guy driving through LA with a top down and a convertible. Toronto custom made.

[Josh Arnold]

Sure. I had a great night with her last night. But I could smell trouble on her like

[Chick McGee]

a stink, stink, stink on dog poop. That's a little less poetic than what you were.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? We should make a noir where the guy really has trouble coming up with those.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, as hard I was as hard as something. That's really hard.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of hesitation, like in his own head.

[Josh Arnold]

So it's the voice. Boy, I wish. I. I'll forget about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Look at the ass on her.

[Chick McGee]

It's one of those.

[Tom Griswold]

It was one of those hot days that makes you want to. Well, never mind.

[Chick McGee]

I can't make you want to essentially cool off.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm just gonna listen to the radio.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. You remember yesterday we were talking about the Wisconsin dive bars? A minor league baseball team was going to call themselves the dive bars for a series here. Well, the Cincinnati Cyclones minor league hockey team has. They're going to be the Cincinnati three ways. Oh, of course. Oh, a tribute.

[Josh Arnold]

Now, for those who aren't familiar with the chili.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, that could be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. I was thinking the other way.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right. And tell Tom this says from Matt in Cincinnati. Yes, Tom, I know what a three way is and I know what a three way with cheese is. So don't. Don't go off the reservation and get all naughty.

[Josh Arnold]

So the. The original three way. Spaghetti, chili, onions, I think, and then with cheese. Obviously I'm not the fourth.

[Tom Griswold]

I throw the, the average off as far as people from Ohio go. I don't. I like my chili. My chili, my spaghetti, my spaghetti. Then they never meet.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah. Don't care for it.

[Chick McGee]

I'm a fan.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

You like the chili and the Spaniard?

[Christy Lee]

I usually put, put. I put elbow macaroni in mine, not spaghetti.

[Chick McGee]

Now, what's the hockey movie with the two gay guys?

[Tom Griswold]

It's a series on hbo.

[Christy Lee]

He did rivalry.

[Tom Griswold]

Heated rivalry.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Why I'm as well. Because in that context, a three way would be different.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, right.

[Chick McGee]

A hat trick of love, if you will.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. An odd man rush and.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's an even more technical hockey term.

[Tom Griswold]

This is from Monica up near Akron, Ohio. The Akron Rubber Ducks. Oh, there you go.

[Josh Arnold]

The three ways jersey is hilarious.

[Tom Griswold]

That's amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

He's holding a fork angrily like he would his hockey stick. He's missing a tooth. Great. Look at his mullet. His mullet is noodles.

[Chick McGee]

That's beautiful. That is. That's fantastic. Upper tier. Genius.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, that's very good.

[Tom Griswold]

That is absolutely amazing. The Akron Rubber Ducks are going to become the Akron Cream stick donuts on July 24th and 25th.

[Chick McGee]

Walk me through this.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, they're that. For this, for that weekend, they're going to be known as the Akron Cream Stick Donut.

[Chick McGee]

No, but I wonder what that is. A cream stick donut, I guess.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I think it's strong. John. A Bismarck. Well, no, a Bismarck is not cream filled.

[Chick McGee]

A pastry on a stick.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

That sounds pretty good.

[Tom Griswold]

Sounds great.

[Josh Arnold]

When I grew up, the Bismar did have cream. The Long John did not. But other places that's reversed. So I'm very confused.

[Christy Lee]

I'm confused too.

[Chick McGee]

So the answer is eat them both.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

You're exactly right.

[Christy Lee]

All right, whatever.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm not a cream stick donut.

[Tom Griswold]

Cream stick donut now.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Well, he looks like he's. Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

He's.

[Tom Griswold]

See, there's a. And the cream stick donut at the bottom.

[Josh Arnold]

He's really pushing his butt up against

[Chick McGee]

a lot of butt in that.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you know why?

[Josh Arnold]

Ran by the D. Well, he's.

[Tom Griswold]

He's cream filled. That's why.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And he.

[Chick McGee]

I see the stick is going up his rump.

[Josh Arnold]

He may have some sort of.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, that's where the word donut is.

[Tom Griswold]

No, there's no stick.

[Christy Lee]

There's no stick anywhere.

[Chick McGee]

It's just hidden by the word donuts. Oh, jeez, Christy, what's the fattest thing you've done in the last two years?

[Tom Griswold]

Come on.

[Josh Arnold]

It's absolutely a cream filled Long John, whatever that is. You're right.

[Chick McGee]

Have you. Have you done anything where you just let all your rules go and just stuffed yourself?

[Christy Lee]

No, I don't do that. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Nothing. Ever.

[Christy Lee]

So what have I done that I've eaten a whole lot of?

[Tom Griswold]

What were we talking about? Josh and I were talking about something. Have you ever. Well, the classic. My classic is Oreo. Oreo and cream ice cream. And then you get a package of Oreos.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

And mash them and put them in the ice cream.

[Chick McGee]

Then you eat the whole box.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you eat the whole box.

[Chick McGee]

That's a good night.

[Christy Lee]

This is probably not what you were thinking, but for me, it's a lot. There's a special. There's a macaroni and cheese that I get at the grocery that is just so wonderful. It's. I don't know, white Gouda and cracked pepper or something. And it comes. You don't. It's not powdered. It comes with the cheese already in the little foil thing. And I. I ate the whole thing once.

[Chick McGee]

There you go.

[Tom Griswold]

Oink, oink.

[Josh Arnold]

Had a girl.

[Christy Lee]

The whole thing, it's like, oh, it's so good. And it doesn't. It's one of those things that you can't reheat because it's never good when you reheat it. So you got to either throw it away or eat it. So I figured you made the right choice.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Very good.

[Chick McGee]

Now, we've also been talking about what makes a great day and got another letter. Your Bob and Tom show. I was drinking coffee and doing laundry first thing yesterday morning. At random, I grabbed a handful of hangers, started hanging up the clothes I had, grabbed the exact number of hangers to finish the load of laundry.

[Josh Arnold]

Excellent.

[Christy Lee]

That is excellent.

[Chick McGee]

That feels great.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a wonderful moment.

[Christy Lee]

Yep. I try to live by that rule. If I buy something new, something old has to go so that my hangers all match.

[Tom Griswold]

No kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Yikes. You don't do that.

[Tom Griswold]

You're exhausted.

[Christy Lee]

I have all wooden hangers, too. No wire and no plastic.

[Tom Griswold]

I would like to switch over to wooden hangers.

[Christy Lee]

I love wood.

[Pat Godwin]

Same color wood.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Light the light oak.

[Chick McGee]

I like the big white, thick plastic ones.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I don't care for the wire hangers. I've been getting a dry cleaner. I like my dry cleaner. Don't get me wrong.

[Christy Lee]

And I like to hang my pants. I don't like them folded over. Yeah, I have a letter. Good morning, all. Happy Friday. This is from Brian in Iowa. I know it's going to be a good day when there's blatant hostility in the studio.

[Josh Arnold]

Shut up, Brian.

[Chick McGee]

Eat it. Come on.

[Christy Lee]

Because that will be said and that will make me laugh all day. All right, Brian.

[Chick McGee]

How does he spell Brian?

[Christy Lee]

B R, I A N. That's the wrong way, Brian.

[Tom Griswold]

No, I is correct.

[Christy Lee]

Why is incorrect the right way?

[Tom Griswold]

I was watching one of those happy talk news news. What's the distinction this morning?

[Chick McGee]

Is there is this is why Irish or something?

[Tom Griswold]

Why I think is strictly Polish. That I.

[Christy Lee]

Is it.

[Chick McGee]

Why is in bowls on Wednesday day?

[Tom Griswold]

Never mind.

[Josh Arnold]

You were watching a happy news thing.

[Chick McGee]

I was.

[Josh Arnold]

Have you seen the video going around where it's not happy?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I did.

[Josh Arnold]

A woman. And, and she is arguing with the weatherman.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Genuinely pissed.

[Tom Griswold]

And there's. I don't think they're.

[Josh Arnold]

I, I cannot tell what kind of relationship they actually have. But he's like, I already said it was gonna rain that day. Why, why weren't you listening? And she goes, well, you're very boring. And.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

It was almost like you're watching our show. It was amazing.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Coming up, we have sporting news from the orange insoles.com sports desk. Getting ready for the for your Picks.

[Tom Griswold]

NFL trades and LeBron sets more records.

[Chick McGee]

All right. We'll look forward to all those things here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Riley Auto Parts. Christy Lee at the news desk. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hey.

[Tom Griswold]

In musical corner, there's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, y', all, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee is at his post, the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. I bring this up because bracketology is about to return and bracketologist. And we'll be telling you how orange insoles can help you. Oh, yeah. In a very serious manner. In the realm of men and women's college basketball, perhaps. Got a quick letter here. Dear Bob and Tom Show. The first record I ever had. We often talk about this. The first record you ever purchased. In your case, Chick. It was.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm going to say, Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy. Or that might have been the one I've shoplifted. One was yummy, yummy, yummy. 1910 Fruit Gum Company and Chewy, Chewy, Chewy were good song.

[Christy Lee]

Good, good.

[Tom Griswold]

Singing two great songs. One was the first one I bought. One was the first one I stole.

[Chick McGee]

That Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

She loves you on VJ Records. It warped in the car.

[Chick McGee]

The Beatles.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The famous cover where they have red hair. The VJ issue of that album.

[Josh Arnold]

Bj.

[Christy Lee]

Josh, you just get right over me.

[Josh Arnold]

Sammy Hagar Standing Hampton.

[Chick McGee]

I'm doing it.

[Christy Lee]

That was your first single ever.

[Josh Arnold]

No. You want single or cd? I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

I forget because.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

Either one of us.

[Tom Griswold]

Because of your general countenance. I forget how young you are.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I know. So you probably never bought a 45 or anything.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we. We all went in on. My dad bought us all. Bon Jovi. Slippery when Wet.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Pat Godwin]

Cool.

[Josh Arnold]

But we had to share it as brothers.

[Tom Griswold]

So it's your week with the record. Give it here.

[Josh Arnold]

But with my own money. It was a CD of Sammy Hagar standing in.

[Christy Lee]

Good choice.

[Josh Arnold]

Ace 45 was the theme to Rough and Ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Rough?

[Chick McGee]

What's that? Ready. They're always rough and ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Christy Lee]

What was yours?

[Chick McGee]

I'm anxious to hear Papa Umama by the Rivingtons. The flip side was Deep Water.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Was.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great song.

[Christy Lee]

Papa Umaba Is Deep Water like a religious.

[Chick McGee]

They were. The Remingtons were a gospel group.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, the reason I'm reading this is. This is going to tie in. And the reason I went to you last. Christy.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

This comes to us from Michael in Montana.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Michael.

[Chick McGee]

He says, my first record, 1969, I was six years old. Super Sugar Crisp. Had a cutout record on the back of the box.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, no way.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

Of the sugar bear singing the song

[Chick McGee]

I Took the Time of Trouble. Here we go. This is a taste of it, I think. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp. It keeps me going strong.

[Christy Lee]

He's the strongest bear I've ever known.

[Josh Arnold]

Gotta hide my post.

[Tom Griswold]

Sugar Chris. Here's a safe Place.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, it's. It's. And that was the animation. It looked kind of like the.

[Christy Lee]

That was a commercial, man.

[Tom Griswold]

He used.

[Josh Arnold]

They used that song through the 80s.

[Chick McGee]

And isn't that. That.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you're putting a little bit.

[Christy Lee]

Wasn't it Super Sugar Crisp at one point?

[Chick McGee]

And then. And then they.

[Josh Arnold]

Then it was Golden Crisp.

[Tom Griswold]

When I was growing up, they got

[Chick McGee]

rid of the sugar, which I.

[Tom Griswold]

Or in the title, not necessarily in the cereal.

[Christy Lee]

Sugar Pops were the same one.

[Chick McGee]

But calling it Sugar Crisp, I think that maybe RFK Jr should demand they change them all back to Sugar Crisp. That's the way it should be.

[Christy Lee]

Which leads right into. The single I bought was the Archie Sugar Crisp.

[Josh Arnold]

Mom stopped by buying it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

And so they were like, we. Yeah. Because the word sugar.

[Chick McGee]

So the word sugar was canceled.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it should have been canceled even harder than it was.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, really? That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, for sure, dude.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, there's a school of thought. You should stay away from all white powder. Think about it. True salt sugar.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you can give it to. You can give it to me. I like. I want my cakes with.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, we all love it. But there are some people in the sugar lobby that should be imprisoned.

[Pat Godwin]

It's tasty.

[Josh Arnold]

The lies they told about fact bats and stuff. I mean, they had us all screwed up.

[Chick McGee]

Well, according to.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to talk about it, but I'm gonna have a slice of cake.

[Chick McGee]

Could you get some for my coffee?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep.

[Chick McGee]

There were multiple versions of records on the back of the Sugar Crisp boxes and Super Sugar Crisp, including Christie, the Archies. Yep. Sugar, Sugar, the Monkeys, Jackson 5, and Bobby Sherman.

[Christy Lee]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Your favorite. And you brought. You. Christy brought in a Bobby Sherman album today.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think the Archies had a follow up to Sug Shook.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think they did either.

[Tom Griswold]

Had a big.

[Chick McGee]

That was a studio band.

[Christy Lee]

This is the album. Here Comes Bobby.

[Tom Griswold]

I bet he did. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

It features Easy Come, easy Go.

[Tom Griswold]

Get out of his way.

[Christy Lee]

It also has She's a Lady on it. Wasn't that Tom Jones? Tom Jones.

[Chick McGee]

Original, same song.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. I left the album on my desk because it's all scratched.

[Chick McGee]

We'll have to have Eddie set up the vinyl turntable in here again because we. We don't have too many records on vinyl. But there are, of course, course, certain records that, as you know, it is your fault. I'm sorry, what do you think there

[Josh Arnold]

are certain trigger words and.

[Tom Griswold]

No, not only is it your fault, you brought in A prop, for God's sake. What do you think he's gonna do?

[Chick McGee]

Well, because they're, as you know, I'm

[Tom Griswold]

fake mad as I've ever been due to.

[Chick McGee]

Due to certain copyright regulations. Josh, you're aware of this?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There are. There are certain artistic endeavors, especially with Welsh artists and direct mail, that are not on the Internet, unfortunately. And they're. They're not. Oh, they haven't been transferred to cd.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you, Eddie. He set it up for you.

[Chick McGee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Eddie.

[Chick McGee]

Eddie. What did he say? He said.

[Josh Arnold]

What's it called? He doesn't remember what it's called.

[Pat Godwin]

He doesn't know what it's called.

[Tom Griswold]

It's.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry, Dean.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. Jason's smiling.

[Chick McGee]

Tom Jones.

[Josh Arnold]

What's New is what it's called.

[Chick McGee]

Well, that gives away the joke.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, it doesn't.

[Chick McGee]

We need the title of the song

[Tom Griswold]

and to say there's a joke there.

[Chick McGee]

Well, again, a comment. And not everyone is familiar, as Josh just pointed out. Growing up, did you even have a record player ever, man? Oh, you did?

[Josh Arnold]

And we. Because my dad was a DJ for years, and he did dances and he did events and stuff, so he had a huge collection, and that's what we would listen to.

[Chick McGee]

Do you still have that?

[Josh Arnold]

While we were. My brother Joe does while we were roller skating in the basement.

[Christy Lee]

That's great. So great.

[Josh Arnold]

And the one that we all got,

[Tom Griswold]

like a bunch of Kansas City fairies

[Josh Arnold]

scared the hell out of me.

[Chick McGee]

But of course, the ace can tell you this. The downside. When we. When we first started here. Here we were playing vinyl records, right? And they would scratch. You'd have to. They used to use the phrase cue

[Christy Lee]

them up, and they'd get. Cue burn.

[Chick McGee]

So you'd put the needle on there, get it right at the beginning, then back it up a little bit, and then test it. And eventually that had been done so many times, every record would start with. And then, you know, then get it

[Tom Griswold]

any way you want.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that sound. I don't care. I love that Q burn sound.

[Christy Lee]

Do you really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

But. So. And for tactical reasons, I'm not sure about the copyright. I have to get a lawyer in this. The. The great song what's New Pussycat issue revealed is. Is not available on. On CD or digitally loaded. So we.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't let anybody tell you any different. You are really something.

[Ace Cosby]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

But here's a little bit of vinyl. Eddie, thank you for setting up the turntable. See, that's classic Cuber. Yeah, Classic Cuber. And right There at the very beginning, you can hear the.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait, wait a minute. What is it?

[Chick McGee]

Now listen very carefully at the beginning. Here comes. See, that's typical skipping.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, boy. And I ruined the joke.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, let's.

[Chick McGee]

Let's keep going here.

[Christy Lee]

Watch. New.

[Josh Arnold]

What's new?

[Chick McGee]

It's supposed to say, cat

[Tom Griswold]

got flowers and lots of hours to spend.

[Josh Arnold]

All right, now try it again.

[Chick McGee]

I'll soon be kissing your sweet little lips just yet.

[Pat Godwin]

All right, now

[Tom Griswold]

that really attacks.

[Christy Lee]

It does say lips in the.

[Josh Arnold]

Put a little weight on the tone arm and see if you can get that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, what we used to do is, as Josh points out, there is a tone arm. And what you do, what you do. A lot of people, they've never worked with vinyl, Chris.

[Christy Lee]

That's true.

[Chick McGee]

And you would take. You would take change like that. Quarter, quarter, tape a quarter and you just tape it to the tone arm and.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, it's a tone arm.

[Chick McGee]

This will. This, this will increase the. The weight, if you will, on the needle so it will skip less. Okay. Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Here.

[Chick McGee]

Here you go. Eddie, would you fix this thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Eddie.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my gosh. We need a new copy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, man. Yes. Can we get a.

[Chick McGee]

Somehow I blame Michael from Montana. I don't know why.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no. That was 100 Christie's fault.

[Christy Lee]

That was my fault. What was the first album you ever bought?

[Chick McGee]

Beatles.

[Pat Godwin]

Which one?

[Tom Griswold]

Didn't you ever buy something in error like. Oh yes, Danny Shaughnessy and the Hit Makers.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I bought some terrible.

[Tom Griswold]

I got the Doors because

[Chick McGee]

one would hear a great song and then that would be the only decent song on the album.

[Christy Lee]

Terrible song on there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you guys ever make the mistake of buying like a compilation and they. You didn't know that they couldn't use the original recording. That was always in so infuriated.

[Christy Lee]

You thought you were getting the real thing?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Instead you got like some lame ass version.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, that's happening now. It is on Spotify.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

I went to listen to. There's a terrific guitar solo from the Atlanta Rhythm Section. And I went on to Spotify and they had a. A fake version of that band.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

For whatever reason they can't have whatever the song.

[Chick McGee]

It's so into you. At the very very. At the very very end there is a terrific like 10 second guitar solo.

[Christy Lee]

And that guy was a good friend of Tim Wilson's too.

[Chick McGee]

What? Mr. Bailey?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Chick McGee]

In any event, yeah. There are bands out there on things like Spotify and it's not the actual original.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Band or, or in other cases Artists will re record. For example, Credence. All those songs have been recently completely re recorded by John Fogarty with his own band.

[Tom Griswold]

So.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, you. You might be. Ms. May. Might not be getting the originals in many cases now on this program.

[Christy Lee]

Go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

You get the original Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you do?

[Chick McGee]

That's actually her.

[Christy Lee]

I remember that. 1974. My life changed when I bought Deep Purple Machine Head. That was like my first real album.

[Josh Arnold]

Will you please remind us of the wonderful little fact too? One of the firsts you had in your life. Do you remember when you were listening to that album?

[Christy Lee]

I didn't orgasm to that. I.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. I think you admitted. You admitted that you had tried your first cigarette.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, listen, it was your first and only cigarette.

[Christy Lee]

No, actually, that's not true. It was Jimmy. It was. It was Aqua Lung cigarette.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, ironically.

[Christy Lee]

Aqua Lung. Right.

[Chick McGee]

Great album.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was at my friend Annette Good's house. Annette, if you're listening, her sister was older and she was fun. Michelle.

[Josh Arnold]

Here, girls, have a cigarette. She was fun.

[Pat Godwin]

You have a shot.

[Christy Lee]

And it was fools. It was not just like. It was like cool cigarettes which were.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you mean the menthol. Yeah, that's. That's how they hook you.

[Christy Lee]

God. Gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Taste smooth. So what part of town did they live in?

[Christy Lee]

Lived right by west side, like where I grew up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, Right. Why west side schools?

[Tom Griswold]

What are you doing?

[Christy Lee]

That was not the case.

[Tom Griswold]

And now here's Tom with American financing. Tom. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick McGee.

[Tom Griswold]

She's over there at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

I'm glad it's Friday.

[Chick McGee]

Are you going to. Yes. Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Coffee's good today, my friend. Oh, it's playful, but not bratty.

[Christy Lee]

Ah, I like it.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, almost naughty. There's a scish. Really?

[Chick McGee]

Notes of dipstick as a. Has a. Has a. A hint of 30 weight.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Who's the one that puts butter in their coffee? Who was.

[Pat Godwin]

That's the.

[Chick McGee]

A lot of people do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Cooker was on that kick.

[Tom Griswold]

Tried it. It's really good.

[Chick McGee]

I'm on a new kick.

[Christy Lee]

What's that?

[Chick McGee]

Milk. Just a dash of milk in my scrambled eggs.

[Christy Lee]

I've always done that.

[Josh Arnold]

What do you mean?

[Christy Lee]

You're on a new kick?

[Tom Griswold]

You fluff them up.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no, but this. This is new to him.

[Chick McGee]

New to me.

[Tom Griswold]

You should put a little milk in there.

[Chick McGee]

I didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Believe it or Not. You should put a little water in there. Makes them fluffier.

[Christy Lee]

Fluffier.

[Josh Arnold]

Many chefs say, don't do either of those things.

[Christy Lee]

My friends, my kids hate it when I put milk in my ice cream.

[Josh Arnold]

I grew up that way.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And then I learned the key.

[Tom Griswold]

For me, no.

[Josh Arnold]

Everybody likes scrambled eggs differently.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what the key is?

[Chick McGee]

There's a number question.

[Josh Arnold]

Vanilla in scrambled eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Y.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the secret.

[Pat Godwin]

Vanilla.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just telling you.

[Josh Arnold]

You really have done that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah. You give her vanilla scrambled eggs, she'll roll over Tom. You know what I mean?

[Christy Lee]

Oh, gosh.

[Pat Godwin]

A bit of booze in that extract.

[Chick McGee]

I'm talking about my dogs here.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, weirdos. No, I'll put vanilla in my French toast batter.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. That's.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you ever look at you and you go, why don't we go eat these scrambled eggs out in the backyard? You know what I mean?

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah. And again, you kind of nudge her a little bit.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, pool's closed.

[Christy Lee]

I want to hear how you make your pools close. I'm interested, Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, air. Air is the key. And I know Tom disagrees with me.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean, air?

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I. I beat those things.

[Chick McGee]

If you're just joining us, we're talking about scrambled eggs.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat Godwin gave me a hand mixer,

[Chick McGee]

and this could be edited.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm glad you said mixer.

[Chick McGee]

Gave me a hand, bought me a setup.

[Christy Lee]

Jason, is it one that you crank like this?

[Josh Arnold]

No, it's. It's a. It's actually electric. There's nothing disgusting about it.

[Tom Griswold]

Say that.

[Chick McGee]

Say the word job.

[Josh Arnold]

Pat gave me a hand mixer as trade for a beach, and I. Nothing weird.

[Christy Lee]

You use that.

[Josh Arnold]

I use that. And I mean the. It's so frothy and so bubbly, and you have the fluffiest, lightest. But I know Tom likes his.

[Chick McGee]

I like them, like, semi.

[Josh Arnold]

You want yellow and white?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. Yes. I wanted. I wanted a variety, and I kind of the way I like to lift my life. A multicolored variety of friends.

[Christy Lee]

All egg whites, or do you mix, like, three egg whites and two whole eggs?

[Josh Arnold]

I use all whole eggs.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, okay.

[Chick McGee]

The egg white thing's a scam.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it's not necessarily a scam.

[Chick McGee]

Eating the cholesterol, that's a scam. My doctor told me. All the eggs you want.

[Josh Arnold]

Right, Right. The yolk is fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Doctor said you could ski too.

[Josh Arnold]

But sometimes egg whites add protein without the yolky flavor. There are reasons to use just egg white bites.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Now when you eat a fried egg.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And you break the yolk as you're just pretty, do you refer to that as the gravy?

[Josh Arnold]

No, but I like when people do.

[Chick McGee]

I heard Lynn, Rosetta, Casper do that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, I like that.

[Chick McGee]

Well, you know authority on when you

[Christy Lee]

break it in the pan.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. When you're eating.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, when you're eating it.

[Tom Griswold]

When I'm eating it, I have over easy. When I break the yoga, I go, oh, broke your hyman.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, you announced that?

[Tom Griswold]

Yep, I announced it.

[Christy Lee]

If I break one in the.

[Chick McGee]

That's why you're eating alone, you know.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's why you're not.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm hopelessly alone.

[Christy Lee]

If I break one in the pan, I scramble it immediately and give it to the dogs.

[Josh Arnold]

I scramble it, but I make another one. I do make yolk.

[Tom Griswold]

Can you crack an egg and put it in the pan one handed?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no.

[Christy Lee]

I've tried and I crack my eggs and put them in a little dish before I put them in the pan.

[Josh Arnold]

Let me ask you this.

[Chick McGee]

I, I, I'm with you, Chris. That way they don't bust when.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

I rarely fry them. Egg.

[Christy Lee]

Honestly, I love fried.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm scrambled or poached. I have a great pampered chef poacher.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

45 seconds. It's a perfect.

[Chick McGee]

The problem is that the cleaning the poacher things is a three hour ordeal.

[Josh Arnold]

We have different things.

[Pat Godwin]

How do you feel?

[Chick McGee]

You have them made of like some kind of Teflon ceramic, which. So you're leaching what, chemical?

[Christy Lee]

No, no, it just sounds ceramic. It's not going to leach anything.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up. I'm trying to scale it.

[Tom Griswold]

Pampered Chef Josh's eggplant poacher. $35,000. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Cheaper to have a chef.

[Tom Griswold]

It's amazing.

[Chick McGee]

One of the only things I ever bought from a TV offer was that floating rubber thing.

[Tom Griswold]

You could poach eggs with ginzu knife

[Josh Arnold]

and that was tough.

[Chick McGee]

Or you can't. Cleaning it is an or I. It doesn't work. Put it in the dishwasher, put it on scrub mode. It comes out cake. Don't get one of them.

[Josh Arnold]

Now do brown eggs there. Are they harder to crack than white?

[Christy Lee]

I think so.

[Josh Arnold]

I think so too. There's something a bit little. What?

[Tom Griswold]

I don't know.

[Josh Arnold]

That membrane underneath the shell. There's something about it that's a little tougher to.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's why they dance so well.

[Josh Arnold]

What's happening?

[Pat Godwin]

You're setting.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to be. I'm Just waiting.

[Pat Godwin]

I want to be a part of it.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just waiting for him to weigh in about the brownie.

[Pat Godwin]

He already had one, but it went under the radar.

[Josh Arnold]

I demand you repeat it.

[Chick McGee]

I typically always do buy the brown. I get the ones that are like grass fed, organic, that cost twice as much as they should.

[Josh Arnold]

I spend some money on.

[Chick McGee]

Did you know, remember last. Last Easter, I wasn't paying attention and I was sent out to get eggs and I forgot they were for egg dying. And I brought back the brown.

[Pat Godwin]

I'll tell you that.

[Chick McGee]

I went back.

[Tom Griswold]

You got to get your color wheel out. What color?

[Chick McGee]

Now, we were talking. We were talking about your first album or your first record.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody talks about it. We. We had a lot of fun putting that together. Oh, not mine. I'm sorry, what is.

[Josh Arnold]

So when you guys say album as opposed to record, what, what are you saying? Album? A bunch of songs, a collection of songs? Or is record one song? What are we doing here? When the Grammys.

[Chick McGee]

The Grammys do it, it makes no sense. I agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Record of the year, Song of the year. It's different.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. There was a period of time when it was pretty much just albums.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, to me, an album is a full collection of songs.

[Chick McGee]

Right, Agreed. But okay, as DJs, back in the day. And your dad would remember this, he would be weighing in on this one. You had the 45s, which obviously played at a different speed than the 33s, but if you were doing a dance thing, there were certain things that only came, say on albums. You'd have to switch back and forth, same thing being on the air. And you'd forget. You'd forget that you had it on 45.

[Tom Griswold]

Hilarious that you'd start.

[Chick McGee]

You'd start off some ballad, but legend lives out of the pageant. Yeah, but this is a nice letter from Ron. In LeClaire, Iowa. My wife made me get up early and take her to work today. My brother was always the coolest and I was the nerd. So when our uncle bought us our first albums, he bought my brother Aerosmith Toys in the Attic.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's great.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[Josh Arnold]

It's got sweet emotion with a full intro.

[Chick McGee]

A great album. He goes, I thought I had received an album from Corporation Queen. However I looked at it and it was heart, Little Queenie. I was very disappointed, got rid of the album, later found out it's one of the best albums ever. I was just too young to understand.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, there's some good stuff on there.

[Chick McGee]

I did the Same thing I received in high school. My brother gave me Layla, the album. And I didn't put to put it together that Derek was Eric because he knew I was an Eric Clapton fan. So I never even opened the record. I traded it in for one of the worst albums ever made.

[Josh Arnold]

Do you remember it?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah. Crosby, Stills and Nash. Four Way Street. I remember John Mellencamp was on our show once and he said that's the reason he didn't want to do a live album because that album was so crappy and he had to waste his money buying it when he was a kid.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But I later. Later on learned that Layla was one of the greatest. So we. We all make mistakes. Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Eric, by the way, touring North America. America.

[Christy Lee]

How many shows have you gotten tickets for?

[Chick McGee]

It looks. I think I'm gonna see him in Chicago.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, great.

[Christy Lee]

Cool.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's either. I forget it's a Friday or a

[Christy Lee]

Saturday at the United Center.

[Chick McGee]

I think so.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and you. You and me. Tom.

[Chick McGee]

I think Willie and I are gonna go. Willie and I saw him in Dallas.

[Tom Griswold]

Me and you and Willie. Tom, me, you.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen him. You can come.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't mean that.

[Chick McGee]

Sure.

[Tom Griswold]

Do you.

[Pat Godwin]

You just sitting here.

[Christy Lee]

Will you go, though?

[Tom Griswold]

Hell yeah, I'll go.

[Josh Arnold]

How much do I have to pay you for you to boo the whole time?

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? I'll do it just for you.

[Christy Lee]

Forget like every other song and go get a soda or buy a shirt.

[Chick McGee]

I've seen Eric a lot. I've seen him a couple times at Madison Square Garden. One time, the guy and I was on the floor about six, seven rows back. Just great seats. The guy in front of me. Because when you're on the floor, there's. You're obviously. There's no angle to the right. The guy in front of me the entire show was holding up a phone recording.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's how the whole show are now.

[Tom Griswold]

So terrible. Is there any way you could have forgotten about that and enjoyed the show? Or did it.

[Chick McGee]

No, it just. It was just. It didn't ruin it, but it kind of bugged me.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, it was. I understand that. I think it would have bugged me too, you know.

[Chick McGee]

Sir, you can. He'll. This will be available on DVD or whatever.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry, but people standing for concerts.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Josh Arnold]

It might be why I don't. I won't. I actually won't go to the sphere is because I've seen footage and it is. Everyone is holding their phone up.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

But the people in front of Me did just approve.

[Josh Arnold]

They were there.

[Chick McGee]

But the advantage there is you're. You're at an angle.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So it's meaning I was on the floor of Madison Square Garden. So it was right in my field of vision.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's a bummer.

[Tom Griswold]

Do they do people? What am I asking? I know they do. They take their phones to funerals and record what? I bet they do. No, I bet they do do you know?

[Josh Arnold]

I bet some do. I haven't seen it yet, but you're right. Somebody's doing that.

[Christy Lee]

I kind of wish I had at mom's because Sophie's eulogy was so great and I had no idea she was going to do it.

[Chick McGee]

But you wouldn't want to be in the front row holding your camera. No, you could have it. You could have had them the funeral director record it.

[Christy Lee]

Do they do that?

[Tom Griswold]

I bet they do.

[Josh Arnold]

There are a lot of live streamed funerals now.

[Chick McGee]

Absolutely.

[Tom Griswold]

I think you can have a funeral hosted by one. They have a host on staff.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, there's a part time job for us.

[Tom Griswold]

How you doing? Welcome. Chick.

[Josh Arnold]

Are you going to start? Is that a nice side gig? Welcome.

[Tom Griswold]

Samuel Wilson today has passed away. What a guy was here. Let's have a round of applause for Samuel Wilson. I. Son of a. They got a request here five or six different levels of. You know we'll have traffic and weather at the tens.

[Chick McGee]

But first let's talk about what a great guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Full on, Chick. And then something more respectful. Sure.

[Chick McGee]

I say is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

I haven't done anything.

[Chick McGee]

Oh sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

LeBron James more records for.

[Chick McGee]

See we're in that lull period of.

[Tom Griswold]

I like to say LeBron James. Like Scott Van Pelt says it though. LeBron James most.

[Chick McGee]

That's what most. Mostly NBA news.

[Tom Griswold]

No. Well yeah. Well they're playing the season. I. I like the playoffs though. They. They. There's different. Playoffs are different. The Bills have made a trade for a wide receiver. That's one who catches. Catches the ball and the MLS they

[Christy Lee]

call it the catcher guy.

[Tom Griswold]

The. They used baseball has they used to baseball trademarked Inter Miami and Lionel Messi who yes, you guessed it just had spilled things yesterday at the White House. Everything stains on his shirt. It was awful. And I'm going to read this and it's not going to spoil it but this is. This is today's world record.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

We will be back with A man with the most teeth in the world flashes his record breaking smile.

[Christy Lee]

Oh boy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is a world record.

[Chick McGee]

I'll give you a hint.

[Tom Griswold]

I agree. Tom it is great.

[Chick McGee]

I'll bet he's not from England.

[Tom Griswold]

You don't know that. And that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's.

[Josh Arnold]

Send your letters to us from across the pond.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry, Jan. I'm sure she's a very good dentist over there. Now that's coming up. Also, we have a lot of other really interesting things going on in the world of news, including baldness in the news. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Tom Griswold]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[Chick McGee]

It may be on the way out.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no kidding.

[Chick McGee]

This is very exciting. Also, Ghetto blaster. Coming up in a story.

[Josh Arnold]

You mean boombox?

[Chick McGee]

Boombox.

[Josh Arnold]

You always forget. Forget which one is.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, that's Boom Box.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Go Boom Box.

[Chick McGee]

Sorry. You know, boombox technology is really advanced.

[Tom Griswold]

Can we take a break and have a.

[Chick McGee]

Have a quick chat? Also, you know that. That asteroid that NASA said might be hitting the moon? We have an update. This is super cool. These are the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

He's just. He's just hanging out. There's Ace cosby. I'm Chick McGee. And. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee at the orange insoles.com sports desk getting ready for NCAA bracketology. Jump to this. Say, for example, you've got a cup of tea here and a cup of coffee.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. All right.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I got.

[Chick McGee]

You're not paying attention, and you grab one, thinking, it's the tea and it's the car.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll go you one better. You know this story. Let's say that you're doing prep for painting a home. And you have a little solo cup, you have your paint, and in a little solo cup, you have your Diet Pepsi. And you're taking a drink of Diet Pepsi and putting it down and painting. I wanted it. And then you drink it. Drink the paint. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Or don't you hate it when you're. You're. You. You take a girl home from the bar and you start, you know, going at it and. Oh, yeah, it's a guy.

[Chick McGee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

How did this happen?

[Josh Arnold]

Just.

[Chick McGee]

No, wait a minute.

[Tom Griswold]

But then you think I was gonna

[Chick McGee]

say, you reach for the swipe the fly swatter and it's your gun. And then.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my God, then you think that really. That really fell.

[Pat Godwin]

Pat your girlfriend's butt. But it's your. It's her mother.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, gosh. That's so funny.

[Christy Lee]

Pat, have you done that?

[Pat Godwin]

I have.

[Chick McGee]

Where did this end? Thanksgiving.

[Pat Godwin]

This year, in truth, I. I was about to tap, and I did stop right before the tap when I put the. The butts were similar. You like very good shape.

[Tom Griswold]

So a girlfriend can expect. If they're girlfriends with you, they can expect to tap on the beehive.

[Pat Godwin]

A gentle tap.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got one.

[Christy Lee]

All right.

[Chick McGee]

We were at some dress shop.

[Tom Griswold]

Did everyone in the room and everyone listening.

[Josh Arnold]

You're at a dress.

[Chick McGee]

I point this out because this gives me an excuse for the stupid thing that I was about to do. So when I'm standing, you know, Kelly was, you know, buying some nice clothes and she's always beautiful, but I was. I was in that. In that realm of, you know, dear God, get me out of here. I can't. I don't know what I'm going to do. Sure.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

So I was kind of loitering and wandering around, looking at stuff, and I've learned not to go, hey, that looks really good. Because then I'll get. You know, someone will go, that's the worst thing in here. But I went up to her from the back and said something silly, and it wasn't her. Yeah, I can't say exactly what I said. This is being FCC regulated. Regulated radio, I guess.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I would.

[Tom Griswold]

You look like the kind of guy who walk up and say, hey, is your hole lonely?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Christy Lee]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

That was Chick McGee. Ladies. Sure. No, I didn't say anything of that. Nature.

[Josh Arnold]

Hey, do you have a little morning broadcaster in you?

[Christy Lee]

I have never heard.

[Tom Griswold]

I use it all the time.

[Chick McGee]

Have you ever. But have you ever mistaken something from the back? You think that.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah, it's never worked, but I use it all the time. And I'm still.

[Christy Lee]

I can't wait to hear.

[Josh Arnold]

I remember being a kid, too, and kind of wandering around, and then I reach up to grab my mom's hand and I look up and it's some strange lady.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I pulled a Tom the other day. I started to get in the wrong car. I was at a friend's apartment complex and I went to get in my car and I went, wait a minute, this isn't my car.

[Chick McGee]

I did it.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Just did it last week.

[Christy Lee]

Did you really?

[Chick McGee]

And it wasn't even the same make, just a. Just a white suv.

[Christy Lee]

Mine was the same make.

[Chick McGee]

And I opened the door.

[Christy Lee]

I did, too.

[Chick McGee]

I opened the door, then I realized, oh, yeah, I don't have a shifter like that. Then I shut the door, I looked Around.

[Christy Lee]

I did the same thing. I opened the door, was going to. Because I had. I had carried some things. I was going to put them in the car and I went, this isn't my car. Oh my gosh. I did that too. I hope you didn't see me. I don't know who owns the car, but. I'm so sorry.

[Chick McGee]

The only two times I've gotten in the car once was at a liquor store in an urban setting in Cleveland, Ohio. I got into the car, it was a snowstorm. I got into the car car and realized. Took a whiff and went. I don't smoke.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Looked around. Oh my God. Because I had a. Rented a car. Oh, Very, very tough. It's hard to pay attention, isn't it?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you're get busy.

[Josh Arnold]

And I knew a guy who drunkenly went into the. The wrong house.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, that'll get you killed.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's.

[Chick McGee]

That's. There are dead people that have done that.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

Ripped horn do that. The actor ripped horn didn't even do that, did he?

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Houses look alike. See how that could happen?

[Christy Lee]

Well, especially in certain neighborhoods.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

I can't imagine.

[Chick McGee]

And it'd be nice if you had your address on the mailbox, ladies and gentlemen.

[Christy Lee]

Who doesn't have their address?

[Chick McGee]

I was trying to find a house last week and it was there. No, no street lights.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The guy. I can't help it if I've got a new dealer. The point is. No, no. I was in a very nice there. But no addresses. Visible. Visible.

[Tom Griswold]

And no address is visible.

[Chick McGee]

Pitch black. I had to call Finn and say, go flash the lights. I can't find. I can't figure out which house it is.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, she was like at a friend's house.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

So you had her go flash the porch light so you could find that?

[Chick McGee]

I couldn't find the house.

[Christy Lee]

It worked. Didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Was a weird neighbor. Then I had to back up a weird neighborhood.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, I doubt that any of Finn's friends live in a weird neighborhood.

[Tom Griswold]

Neighborhood.

[Chick McGee]

It was really nice, but.

[Christy Lee]

Aha. Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

In what way? Cottages.

[Chick McGee]

No, no well appointed properties with not a lot of light and no numbers. And no numbers.

[Christy Lee]

Do you have a lot of street lights on your street?

[Pat Godwin]

Underground bunkers?

[Christy Lee]

No, I didn't think so. That whole area is not.

[Chick McGee]

I don't want people to see it.

[Christy Lee]

I told you I found my scrubby rubber gloves and I. I had. I put a picture up on Instagram. But Tom, I have some really bad news for you. Your fingers will not fit in the scrubby gloves.

[Chick McGee]

Those are way too stubborn.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're way too stubby. I used them yesterday to clean a bird feeder and I was like, nah,

[Pat Godwin]

the gloves don't be able to use them.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you're cleaning your bird feeder with your stubby glove.

[Chick McGee]

You better boil those things.

[Christy Lee]

I do. I clean them.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, the. Yeah, the awful disease.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they have birds. Yes, I know that. That's why I only use those for the birds too.

[Chick McGee]

Where do you store them?

[Christy Lee]

I store them in a plastic bag in the garage.

[Chick McGee]

Put them in the same drawer that your silverwares.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's exactly. Because I'm an idio. It.

[Tom Griswold]

Run all your water you're drinking through those.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports? Wait, you know what time it is? That it's real life.

[Christy Lee]

What time is it?

[Chick McGee]

Look at the big screen. Oh, my gosh. Look up there. There he is. He's ready.

[Tom Griswold]

Sorry.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, it's all good. Hey, you guys were sharing little stories about going up to the wrong person last year. Year before last, I had a show at Crackers. And of course it was packed.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

In between shows, the lobby's full. Everyone's there for. For me. And my lady wants a drink and I go, follow me. Come with me. I'll push my way through up to the bar. So I go up to the bar and I'm waiting to be served. And I reach back and I am just. I'm just feeling my lady's ass because she's got a nice ass. And I am going to town. And I turn to my right and over. Across the crowd, I notice my woman staring at me.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, no.

[Ace Cosby]

And she is seeing what is happening.

[Josh Arnold]

And she's. And she is laughing.

[Ace Cosby]

To which I spin around and there is a woman I've never seen before, and I am just groping the hell out of her.

[Josh Arnold]

What did she say?

[Ace Cosby]

She realizes what happened and luckily my lady runs over and saves me. Her boyfriend doesn't beat me and everything went fine. But my girlfriend said the look on my face when I realized that I was feeling up the wrong woman was priceless.

[Chick McGee]

I can't even imagine.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, hey. I'm here at the failed dimension news desk. I got a new tie. This is from a fan from me and Bodart's little winery thing.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, sure.

[Ace Cosby]

And I get nervous when I meet people. So his name is Dave, Doug, Dan, Steve or Mark. I don't know. But he gave me a little. It's got a. It's got poops and toilet plungers.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, it sure does oh, it's a club.

[Chick McGee]

It's a club. Club tie. That's Jeff Os. Is this Jeff Os with Fail Dimension News?

[Ace Cosby]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, we made him mad.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, no, I'm not mad today.

[Josh Arnold]

Can you play that again?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, play that again.

[Christy Lee]

Fail to mention news with Jeff Osk.

[Chick McGee]

Can you turn that up? Who's got the volume on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Who the hell is that?

[Christy Lee]

It's Fail Dimension News with Jeff Os. It's not.

[Josh Arnold]

That was a treat.

[Tom Griswold]

Some girl.

[Josh Arnold]

I have no idea.

[Chick McGee]

That's Hooker.

[Christy Lee]

Right? Jess Hooker.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh, well, we're gonna have a chat.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Ace Cosby]

Oh. The failed to mention news brought to you today by My daughter started driving this week, so. Brought to you today by teens car insurance. Teens car insurance. I didn't need that money anyway. Great Wolf Lodge is now offering ranch milkshakes. What you failed to mention because hey, Come to us Fatties is an inappropriate title.

[Josh Arnold]

They didn't want to just come out and say it.

[Ace Cosby]

Yeah, some politicians somewhere put forth a bill that would allow chickens to be considered emotional support animals. What? You failed to mention I already consider chickens emotional support animals. Nothing cheers me up like a big plate of wings. A man was rescued from a 30 foot well.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

You failed to mention. I hope his wish. I hope his wish wasn't to drown in a well. Hey, I'm down here for a reason. A family got out of pain for a $300 meal. After that ate when the father pulled out an armput hair and placed it on his food. Well, you failed to mention as opposed to eating at Waffle House, where if I don't find an armpit. Armpit hair in my food, I'm sus.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Ace Cosby]

Daryl's not working today.

[Chick McGee]

That was an excellent joke. I think the audience can piece together the parts that we're missing.

[Josh Arnold]

Server, there's no armpit hair in my.

[Chick McGee]

Shut up.

[Josh Arnold]

For everyone.

[Chick McGee]

A lot. One, I'm still wallowing in the joy that I'm getting from the guy in the well saying, hey, I'm down here. That is, I'm down here for a reason.

[Ace Cosby]

Finally.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great joke.

[Ace Cosby]

And finally, there's a new birth control pill. Wait, you failed to mention their slogan. Now it's even easier to trick women into unprotected sex.

[Chick McGee]

Fail dimension birth control pill for men would be part. Would be part of the setup. Just take the tie and hang yourself. Oh, my God.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go. We're going to spend the rest of the week talking to you.

[Chick McGee]

I'll go.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll call you Go.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Pat, Pat can console you.

[Pat Godwin]

I've been there.

[Chick McGee]

No, that, that. Well, joke is. That is a. In a whole new category of great humor. That is so funny. Is that sports? No.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, we still got to get to the guy with all. All kinds. World record of teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

World record. Smile. I'll say it again, Josh, please. Man with the most teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is in the world.

[Tom Griswold]

Flashes his record breaking smile.

[Josh Arnold]

Are they nice at least? Are they just all over the place?

[Chick McGee]

We're going to find out. All right, this is great. And of course when I want to smile, I just go like this.

[Tom Griswold]

Whoa, whoa. When my baby.

[Chick McGee]

When my baby smiles me.

[Tom Griswold]

I go to Rio where

[Josh Arnold]

turn over

[Tom Griswold]

the stool, get three buddies and we all have else.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's our buddy Hugh Jackman anymore. Hello. You'll find us again here with any luck.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, wait a minute. No. Josh, do Tom's famous sign off about how we're going to be back when. When we come back.

[Josh Arnold]

We'll be back and we'll do that when we return.

[Chick McGee]

We'll be back when we return.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe we will return to these studios. The O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. I say we just sit here and wait until Josh comes back.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. Wonder where he is. Having an issue.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy, the Lee at the news desk. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh Arnold over there. Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom, we're on the air.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick mcgee. I'm just get. I got a stack of letters here. I still got a letter in just a second. First I should point out something because of NCAA men's and women's college basketball about to get interesting. Of course we will be having our bracketology segment and Chick McGee is sitting at the orange insoles.com sports desk. Now, we promise to finish this sports broadcast we haven't started unless you have a. A song you want to play, Pat.

[Pat Godwin]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got, Pat?

[Christy Lee]

We just talked about this guy.

[Pat Godwin]

Are we going to the news then?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. What are you going to do?

[Pat Godwin]

A song? I could do a song of my own before sports.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't you do that, Pat? How about a song of your own?

[Chick McGee]

Deal.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Pat Godwin]

Talk while I tune.

[Christy Lee]

You are so funny, Dom.

[Tom Griswold]

Here's Pat.

[Chick McGee]

What are you doing?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm gonna play.

[Chick McGee]

Got a long intro here.

[Pat Godwin]

You shut up. Hey, here we go now. Coming around. Gonna Sing. I'm a guy with a guitar at the Tiki bar Playing cover songs for Boomer Got a jar for tips I used to work the ships no, I don't know anything from rumors I know some Neil diamond and Paul Simon songs But I've just about had my fill of requests for Wagon Wheel, American Pie and Margaritaville where did I go wrong in my career? I thought I'd go real fast far Now I'm a guy with a guitar Singing cover songs at the Tiki bar I got fired from the cruise ships when someone yelled, you suck. I was a little tipsy and said, shut up, you stupid. You can't curse on a cruise ship they dropped me off in Ensenada I flew back to Fort Lauderdale I work a joint now down by the harbor I do shouts with the I do shots with the crowd that get real loud Singing along to the cars I'm just a guy with a guitar banging boomer Broads from the Tiki bar

[Chick McGee]

whistle

[Pat Godwin]

to whistle Margaritaville Lost my shaker of salt no, I don't know Brown Eyed Girl except for Sha la la la la la la I make up the words to the songs I don't know but the crowd doesn't see the humor I'm just a guy with a guitar at the tiki bar Playing cover songs for Boomers I'll do this till I die in the middle of American Pie Bye bye bye.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, sort of the guitar answer to piano.

[Christy Lee]

So true.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And it doesn't sound like a bad life to me.

[Christy Lee]

Really?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, not at all. Play for a few hours at night.

[Christy Lee]

Cocktails.

[Tom Griswold]

Make friends. Make friends. After the show, take your friend up to your room.

[Christy Lee]

I bet they have groupies, you know. Those guys do?

[Josh Arnold]

Probably.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Older ones.

[Christy Lee]

So? Well, older women need loving too.

[Chick McGee]

Of course. Grandma got a ramp.

[Pat Godwin]

Grandma got a ramp.

[Tom Griswold]

Does grandma have a ramp to him?

[Chick McGee]

Don't take the stairs. She ain't got a few big hairs.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, you do your Bob and Tom show, dear. Bob and Tom show. My name's Jack Jackson. I have a very nice voice. I'd like to be on the show.

[Josh Arnold]

You got a Jackson?

[Chick McGee]

I like the name Jack. Does he spell it the traditional way or is it the X?

[Tom Griswold]

No, no. Yeah, he's. He's something. J, A, X, O, N. That's a new thing. Jackson.

[Chick McGee]

I don't approve of that dude.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm hoping he's. This is like an 8 year old.

[Tom Griswold]

He's 13.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's even better. That's great.

[Tom Griswold]

You know What? You know what? I can. No, I can mold him now.

[Chick McGee]

When did you get the voice?

[Tom Griswold]

The boy? Well, I don't really. I've got. It's nice, but it's, you know, it's service noticeable.

[Chick McGee]

No, but when did it kick in?

[Josh Arnold]

When did people start saying, you should be on the radio?

[Tom Griswold]

17, 18, 19, stuff like that.

[Chick McGee]

I'd say I'm two years away.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I was working. I was working when I was 18, so.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, Christie's got the Jane Pauley esque voice.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, thank you.

[Chick McGee]

You've always. You've always had that since I've known you. You've got a great 15.

[Christy Lee]

I started. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Really?

[Tom Griswold]

No, not your cycle.

[Christy Lee]

No. My first radio job. I was 15. Almost 16. 16 years old.

[Chick McGee]

Let's go through first jobs. Your first radio job.

[Christy Lee]

My first radio job.

[Tom Griswold]

You got. What do you got? You got hand.

[Josh Arnold]

You got all kinds of things these days.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, maybe it is time for sports. I've been putting it off all morning.

[Pat Godwin]

There is a clip of you on the. On the Internet right now doing radio back in Michigan.

[Chick McGee]

Was that the one with.

[Pat Godwin]

There's some guy with brown hair.

[Tom Griswold]

Topped.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that's.

[Tom Griswold]

That's where they take.

[Chick McGee]

And our bolo video. That's great.

[Pat Godwin]

You were smooth. You were good. Real good.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Christy Lee]

Were you the chief then?

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no, no, no. I was the chief at a place I was too embarrassed to be in the air. I didn't want to use my actual name. It was terrible. I'm sorry. A chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob at Tom Show. Hey, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard Josh was leaving. Haven't heard any more about it. Hopefully he's changed his mind. Anyway, I'm kind of down about it if Josh is really leaving. Keep up the good work. You guys want to. You want to. Want to address this?

[Josh Arnold]

No, no, no. We're still working it out.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, it's a mortgage. Hold on. It is. It is. It's a. Tom and I made some real estate deals. He made some choices that I didn't agree with, and now we're.

[Tom Griswold]

You stay. You stay strong.

[Chick McGee]

He misses one more payment, I own his house. You're Valentine show. When I was 8 years old, my mom was placing one of those Columbia house record orders.

[Tom Griswold]

Sure.

[Chick McGee]

The ones you'd get with stamps.

[Tom Griswold]

God, those were. Remember how magical those things were?

[Chick McGee]

I just.

[Josh Arnold]

And you would take the stamps and put them on the.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, and then you put the penny in the envelope. You Scotch tape the penny on.

[Chick McGee]

So I got lucky. I picked the COVID of an album that had a Beautiful horse on it turned out to be Book of Dreams. Steve Miller Band. Great record.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My little brother, who now is a huge metal head, picked a Donny Osmond record.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh. Just based on the COVID Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

I love you guys and thank you for being my serenity. Oh, Lady Joe in Iowa.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, how about that?

[Chick McGee]

Thank you very much. If we're your serenity. Wow. That.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Top Show. I watch something called Pluto TV.

[Josh Arnold]

TV, sure.

[Tom Griswold]

It has a Gunsmoke channel. That's right. Gunsmoke. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, all episodes in order, and then they start over again.

[Christy Lee]

Wow.

[Tom Griswold]

I was watching episodes from 1962, Tom. There was one with Leonard Nimoy playing a bad guy, followed by an episode with James Doohan playing a town folk. I'm surprised Tom has not discovered Pluto TV with all the classic TV shows. Shows. Andy from dc.

[Chick McGee]

All right. We were talking about James Doohan because he was a war hero. World War II lost his middle finger and they would try to shoot around that in the early episodes of Star Trek. And I guess the true Star Trek Trekkies know which episodes. If you freeze frame, you can catch the fact that he's missing a finger.

[Christy Lee]

He can't do this.

[Tom Griswold]

Call it the finger Episode. Episode.

[Chick McGee]

Christy Christie has raised a two hand

[Tom Griswold]

red for the Spock part.

[Christy Lee]

But he couldn't get it.

[Tom Griswold]

And then he got that.

[Christy Lee]

Didn't do it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Live long and you realize we're going to get a letter. Of course not true.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob, a Top show. This is from Nathan from Joplin, Missouri. You guys and that girl talking about if you can smell the cereal being made in the factories, I can confirm. In fact, you can. I work in a semi truck shop located behind a cereal factory. Factory. You can always tell what cereals are being made on any given day. My personal favorite are the days they make Honey Nut Cheerios and Waffle Crisp. Nothing like the sweet, sweet smells of maple and honey. And hearing the Bob and Tom show in the morning.

[Josh Arnold]

How about that?

[Tom Griswold]

Keep up the good work. You guys make me laugh.

[Christy Lee]

That's a lot. My UPS store is right next to a Subway. And you can always tell when they're baking the bread at Subway. You can smell it in the UBS store.

[Chick McGee]

Now, conversely, yes. Bob's first apartment was above a hair salon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Chick McGee]

And I don't know what that. I don't do they still use that?

[Christy Lee]

It was a perm solution.

[Tom Griswold]

Solution.

[Chick McGee]

When that unfortunate era when perms were popular, the neutralizers, whatever it was ghastly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it was awful.

[Chick McGee]

But I'm sure there are. There are worse odors to have to live with.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. That was a fun apartment.

[Chick McGee]

Apartment, Though I once was at a place that was next to a large silo.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, that's rough.

[Chick McGee]

And the smell of rotting silage.

[Tom Griswold]

I lived over a laundromat. Smelled pretty good.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, a lot of fabrics.

[Tom Griswold]

Fabric. Soft. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

That's nice.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

A little downy.

[Chick McGee]

What about the worst? Where the worst places to live are

[Tom Griswold]

probably a funeral home. Crematorium. That'd be bad.

[Christy Lee]

I don't think it smells.

[Chick McGee]

No, No, I don't think.

[Josh Arnold]

Remember my girl? She lived in the house. Yeah. She would occasionally go down and see body.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, well, that would be horrible.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

But one of them died.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that movie.

[Tom Griswold]

Right?

[Josh Arnold]

I sure love that movie.

[Chick McGee]

What's it called?

[Josh Arnold]

My Girl.

[Pat Godwin]

Real good.

[Chick McGee]

Who's in that?

[Josh Arnold]

Macaulay Culkin. Anna Chumsky. Chlumsky. Dan Aykroyd. Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Tom Griswold]

Dan Aykroyd's a murderer, Right?

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, it turns out. I mean, no spoilers.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, thank you. Rosebud was a slow.

[Tom Griswold]

Right. I'm sorry.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Is that sport? Oh, nope. Gotta take a break.

[Tom Griswold]

More sports coming up.

[Chick McGee]

Ah. Okay. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the News center, it's Christy Lee. There's.

[Christy Lee]

Hi, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Pat Godwin. Hello. There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick mcgee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports,

[Tom Griswold]

dear? Bob and Tom show, you recently discussed Christie's bird plight.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

My name's Arthur. They call me Yogi.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, hey, Yogi.

[Tom Griswold]

While driving my family to an amusement park, a pair of starlings darted across the windshield. The first pass barely grazing the passenger side. But the sun, second, not as lucky.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man.

[Tom Griswold]

Slid under the driver's windshield wiper was stuck. It cocked its head and peered inside my van, locked eyes with me. And in my mind I heard him say, how you doing? Not sure what to do, I turned the wipers on. Oh, it rode that wiper back and forth for as long as it could and finally was flung to my left. I watch it as it flies by my side mirror. I can only imagine the stories that Bird shared with his friends.

[Josh Arnold]

You're not gonna believe what happened.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you, Yogi. Appreciate that.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, a happy ending in a way.

[Christy Lee]

Decapitated.

[Chick McGee]

Or something I was expecting.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Something very sad.

[Tom Griswold]

And this is a letter I didn't think we would ever receive. Dear Bob, Tom. I can't believe that I am taking Tom's advice on this topic. I didn't think I'd take his advice on anything, let alone this. I cut the tops off of my socks.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

So the elastic bands won't be tight against my legs, cutting off my circulation. I tried it over a month ago.

[Chick McGee]

Try this, Josh. It'll improve the motility of your sperm.

[Tom Griswold]

It will tell you something. Something girlfriend. Totally on board. The fit was great. All capital letters. And I have washed them multiple times. No fraying.

[Christy Lee]

Don't the socks slide down your ankle?

[Tom Griswold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

See, this is a conspiracy of a big elastic. Oh, yeah. I believe it. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Were they. They were really pissed when those Sansa belts came out. They. They thought they were going to be a big success. Success. Do they still make the sansa belts?

[Christy Lee]

Yes. You bring this up all the time. I think they do.

[Tom Griswold]

You guys remember the. For me, it was high school football coaches. The. The polyester shorts.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Wide waistband.

[Tom Griswold]

Never, never would fold over despite the belly that the coach had. Oh, those magnets.

[Chick McGee]

Those were big in the NFL for a while.

[Josh Arnold]

I sure hope they're still out there.

[Tom Griswold]

100 polyester.

[Chick McGee]

Man.

[Josh Arnold]

It was almost like you were assigned those when you started teaching pe, Right?

[Tom Griswold]

Those are great.

[Christy Lee]

Maybe they don't make sands about anymore.

[Tom Griswold]

Tom, one final.

[Chick McGee]

You know the origin of that, don't you, Christy? Because you speak French, right? Sans.

[Christy Lee]

Yes. Without.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, without Le Belt. That's how much French I speak.

[Tom Griswold]

Dear Bob and Tom show. I'm listening to a previous episode on a podcast, and I hear Tom talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[Christy Lee]

I think they still make sense.

[Tom Griswold]

Zsa Zsa is Hungarian for Susan.

[Josh Arnold]

Is that right?

[Tom Griswold]

I thought you'd like to know. It's from LS in Pasadena.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great name.

[Christy Lee]

I didn't know.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't know. I mean, he told us, and I guess it's right, but I didn't.

[Chick McGee]

Is Jaja two words? Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Two capital Z's.

[Chick McGee]

That's a. That's a. That'd be a cool name.

[Christy Lee]

For some reason, on my Instagram, it popped up. Zsa Zsa Gabor and David Letterman going through drive throughs in Los Angeles.

[Josh Arnold]

I bet that was funny.

[Tom Griswold]

That Was great.

[Josh Arnold]

I'm sure I saw it. I've got to rewatch it.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you do have, have to rewatch it. It's great.

[Josh Arnold]

Any drive thru stuff with Letterman? Always just slayed.

[Christy Lee]

And he picks her up at her house and. And Dave goes, who's that guy? She goes, that's my husband.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Christy Lee]

And then all throughout they cut to her husband, you know, waiting for.

[Josh Arnold]

Just sort of standing there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's Dave.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's do some sports, shall we?

[Chick McGee]

Well, I got to think about starlings here.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

I hate them. Go ahead.

[Chick McGee]

220. You hate starlings?

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Why?

[Christy Lee]

Do you? I thought I brought this up. They overran my bird feeder. Ran off all the songbirds, ate all my food. So you know what I did? I. I left them. Well, when I was on vacation for a week, obviously all the feeders went dry and they haven't been back. Knock on wood. Yeah, they're horrible.

[Chick McGee]

You'll like this story.

[Tom Griswold]

You know who the most famous starling is? Tom. That's right. Clarice Starling.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, they're an invasive species.

[Chick McGee]

Well, according to this, upwards of 225 bloodied starlings found dead on a road in Anglesey, England.

[Christy Lee]

Good.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh my.

[Chick McGee]

Authorities do not know the cause. Yesterday plant health for testing.

[Josh Arnold]

You know they're there. I bet there's a crop circle nearby.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh yeah.

[Christy Lee]

You think?

[Chick McGee]

And this is not a flock.

[Christy Lee]

Aliens drop some kind of horrible bacteria in there.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, they're bloodied though.

[Ace Cosby]

Well, they fell.

[Christy Lee]

They probably. I guess if a bird does fall, it gets bloody. Trust me, I've grown up.

[Tom Griswold]

Why don't we see more birds laying on the ground dead? Where do they go?

[Josh Arnold]

I think they're taken care of by other animals pretty quickly.

[Chick McGee]

Coyotes.

[Christy Lee]

That's what I thought. But mine laid there for days.

[Josh Arnold]

It did.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Well, these were obviously. This says upwards of 225 dead starlings. And once again, that's not a flock of starlings. That's a Jonestown of starlings.

[Tom Griswold]

You can't tell me Christie doesn't live over an Indian burial ground or something.

[Christy Lee]

Why am I.

[Tom Griswold]

There's something going on over there.

[Christy Lee]

Those starlings were just.

[Josh Arnold]

The ground is sour. Little pet cemetery for that.

[Chick McGee]

Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Sometimes pets. LeBron LeBron James has become the NBA's leader in career field goals. Thank you, SVP. James surpassed Kareem Abdul Jabbar last night in Denver. James set the mark with his third basket of the night against the net. Nuggs. That gives him 15, 838 buckets. Abdul Jabbar finished with 15,837. Carl Malone, the mailman, is a distant third. The Buffalo Bills have brought in the familiar face for rookie coach Joe Brady and the Brady Bunch. That's what they're going to call the Bills. He's the head coach, Joe Brady. And they're going to call the Bills the Brady Bunch.

[Christy Lee]

Cute.

[Chick McGee]

We have Brady Bunch news.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't work too hard on that. I like it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, do we have that story?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I got it right here.

[Tom Griswold]

Hardly a thought. Chicago Bears.

[Chick McGee]

We have a Brady Bunch update.

[Josh Arnold]

Why don't they call them the Brady Bills?

[Tom Griswold]

More to the Bills. This is.

[Christy Lee]

Why didn't they put the Brady Bunch house on the historic preservation list?

[Chick McGee]

The story. No one gives an F. No, it was yesterday.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever see the X Files where the guy, go, go, go.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh.

[Josh Arnold]

They, they went to check out this house and it was the Brady house. And they're like, what the hell is happening here?

[Tom Griswold]

See, that's when the X Files look good. Before they got that black oil stuff I didn't care for. Oh, you like the black oil, though.

[Josh Arnold]

I like the lore.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah, the lore.

[Chick McGee]

Christie's right. The. It's. It's the Brady Bunch. The exterior. The exterior shots were of this house. It's kind of. So it's officially a historic cultural monument

[Christy Lee]

since San Fernando Valley.

[Josh Arnold]

It should be. Right?

[Tom Griswold]

It wasn't that expensive.

[Christy Lee]

Right?

[Chick McGee]

Didn't they just oh for a lot

[Josh Arnold]

Now, Mike Brady designed it himself, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Christy Lee]

Well, yeah, he sat back there in that drafting. It was purchased from his wife.

[Chick McGee]

It was purchased for three and a half million eight years ago by hgtv. And then they did a whole thing about remodeling it so it looked. The interior looked like the Brady house.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that very special episode where Sam came over? You know, he worked at the butcher shop and made a big time meat delivery to Alice Miller.

[Christy Lee]

That show was everything to me. Well, because. Yeah, I mean, I just loved it so much as a kid.

[Chick McGee]

Well, they wanted.

[Tom Griswold]

Our disdain for that remark was they wanted to.

[Chick McGee]

They wanted to honor the house before everyone who'd ever seen it was dead.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember, Joe Namath was on it and hit.

[Christy Lee]

So was Davy Jones.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, everybody was on that show.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Marcia, Marcia Marsha.

[Tom Griswold]

Remember that William Kunstler was on one week.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Christy Lee]

Never saw one Brady Bunch episode.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you ever watch an episode?

[Tom Griswold]

I've never seen a. Oh, Sammy Davis Jr.

[Josh Arnold]

Came over.

[Chick McGee]

I don't.

[Tom Griswold]

Flirted with.

[Chick McGee]

By the way, a guy sent Me a. A clip.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't believe you haven't played this yet.

[Chick McGee]

I was saving it for Monday.

[Christy Lee]

No, play it now.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll play it again Monday.

[Chick McGee]

Well, I'm gonna have to dig it up, but we do have a Sammy Davis Jr. A clip of. Of interest.

[Tom Griswold]

Being honored to. As he should.

[Chick McGee]

Longtime listeners of this show know that I have always been doubted when it came to what, Christy Lee?

[Christy Lee]

The Disco Lifestyle Awards.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, the Disco Lifestyle Awards. If you. In fact, if you Google it, you end up with our little comedy piece about it rather than the actual show. This. This show kind of disappeared.

[Christy Lee]

It was hosted by Rick Dees. Wasn't.

[Chick McGee]

Was. It only aired once. Once. And it was, I think, a Dick

[Christy Lee]

Clark production on abc.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes, Dick nuts.

[Tom Griswold]

And.

[Chick McGee]

And it was impossible to find clips from it. And you guys didn't believe it existed.

[Josh Arnold]

No, we did. We didn't care.

[Chick McGee]

And that I. That could be.

[Tom Griswold]

You do this all the time. You confuse us. Not caring, believing.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, you've been asking for this for years, man. And somebody actually found it and he

[Tom Griswold]

played it for me this morning, this guy. It sounds great.

[Chick McGee]

This guy actually found a clip of it and he sent me a whole bunch of news articles about it proving that it existed.

[Tom Griswold]

I hope it's real.

[Chick McGee]

Years ago, someone. Years ago, someone sent me a. A copy of Jet Magazine. I must have missed that issue that had. That had the Disco Lifestyle Awards advertisement in the. In their TV Guide there. But this guy sent me an actual clip. It's going to take me some time to find it. I'm sorry. I didn't think we were.

[Christy Lee]

He's got it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, you've got it.

[Tom Griswold]

I think we have it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay, it's Wolfman Jack introducing him. Here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

He looks great.

[Christy Lee]

Audio.

[Tom Griswold]

First Disco Lifestyle Award goes to Sammy Davis Jr.

[Chick McGee]

Standing ovation. It's a good crowd.

[Christy Lee]

1979.

[Tom Griswold]

The logo.

[Chick McGee]

The Disco Lifestyle lifetime achievement. How about that?

[Christy Lee]

A great copy.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you. Man, what a silly. Milk in the crowd.

[Tom Griswold]

He was really funny. Yeah.

[Christy Lee]

And it's a disco ball.

[Chick McGee]

Hey, man, thank you. Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

Please, please.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at that ring.

[Tom Griswold]

He's got a ring on as big as his head.

[Chick McGee]

Didn't have to dig him up to get all the jewelry back for the irs.

[Josh Arnold]

There ain't.

[Tom Griswold]

There ain't no words except what's in my heart. Yeah. And allow me the privilege, oh, yes.

[Chick McGee]

Of taking up a couple of minutes of your time.

[Josh Arnold]

We can tell by that cadence already it's gonna take a while.

[Chick McGee]

If you would indulge me but prove that The Disco Lifestyle Award show did exist.

[Christy Lee]

Chick. Did you see that live?

[Tom Griswold]

I did not. I did not.

[Christy Lee]

I think I did.

[Chick McGee]

I did.

[Tom Griswold]

It went right out if I did.

[Chick McGee]

And we brought it up, I don't know, 20 years ago. And no one believed that it really existed.

[Christy Lee]

I remembered it because it only.

[Chick McGee]

There was only the one they didn't do volume two.

[Christy Lee]

No.

[Chick McGee]

God, I wonder who this go was Dead, by the way, I wonder who has Sammy's award.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, Altavis.

[Josh Arnold]

Is there a Sammy Davis III?

[Tom Griswold]

Is he the second? He's Junior Jr. Oh, that's right.

[Chick McGee]

See, it goes. It goes. It goes. One.

[Tom Griswold]

Wait a minute.

[Chick McGee]

Junior.

[Tom Griswold]

Three. Hang on, I'm getting my Sharpie. What?

[Chick McGee]

What?

[Tom Griswold]

What is it now?

[Chick McGee]

It goes. Typically it. It can go one, the second and the third.

[Tom Griswold]

So would Sammy Davis's father be Sammy Davis the first?

[Chick McGee]

He'd be Sammy Davis.

[Tom Griswold]

He'd be Sammy Davis.

[Chick McGee]

He wouldn't be. He wouldn't be Sammy Davis Jr. One.

[Tom Griswold]

He wouldn't be.

[Chick McGee]

He'd be just Sammy Davis Senior.

[Josh Arnold]

He would start.

[Chick McGee]

But not until Sammy Davis Jr. Was born.

[Josh Arnold]

Right.

[Chick McGee]

Then he would just be Sammy Day. It's very confusing.

[Christy Lee]

And then it's Sammy Davis iii. Right.

[Tom Griswold]

Third. And then Sammy Davis the fourth. I'm sure he's out there. Or two. Trey the third, though.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, Quattro.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, got it.

[Chick McGee]

Susie Quatro. See, this all ties in. I think she got an award as well.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm trying to look for it, listeners. Leave me alone. I'm looking for it. Where the hell. Stumbling in when you want to find it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. In my trash can. Got another letter here.

[Tom Griswold]

Protecting the safety of the Queen is a task gladly accepted by Police Club. That was Frank Drein there.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, if that's one of those movie. If I could go back and see for the first time, that really would be a joy.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, my gosh.

[Chick McGee]

Police Squad.

[Josh Arnold]

Naked Gun. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, that's something. That's a.

[Chick McGee]

That is a terrific movie. Dear Bob and Tom Show. I got my wife an aura frame for Christmas.

[Tom Griswold]

Well done.

[Chick McGee]

She is still amazed by it. She's like a child. Every new picture she sees, she can't say enough about it. Well, thank you very much. The aura frame, there's one right behind Josh right now. There's a picture of Ozzy with Allie Breen. There's a picture of me and Ace at the Kiss concert. What this does this frame. It rotates pictures through it. You can put little videos on there. Unlimited photographs. They're great. And the cool thing about it is you Load those on. It's real simple. I did it. Which should tell you something. Something. And there's me with Al Jackson and Ali Breen.

[Tom Griswold]

Now we can't have the public wait any longer. Stupid world record.

[Josh Arnold]

Were you in the middle of an ad?

[Christy Lee]

What are you doing?

[Chick McGee]

A man

[Christy Lee]

commercial.

[Tom Griswold]

He's still a live read right now.

[Chick McGee]

I'm talking about our.

[Christy Lee]

Our.

[Chick McGee]

A. I know. I. I see. I gently.

[Tom Griswold]

He's so. He's so conversational. I. I thought.

[Pat Godwin]

It's so natural.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I gently segued.

[Tom Griswold]

Well done.

[Chick McGee]

From this letter from.

[Tom Griswold]

Does this have anything to do with Sammy Davis III?

[Chick McGee]

Mr. Cockburn was kind enough to write about his wife.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess we'll be back.

[Chick McGee]

Loving the aura frame. I may be able to get through this whole show and not do sports.

[Tom Griswold]

That's what I'm looking forward to.

[Chick McGee]

It would. It would be glorious. Which is where we are. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

We're at the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. At the news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Pat Godwin. Hello. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby. Hello. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello. Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk. Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Well, I don't know. Whatever. You tell me what to do, when to do it. I'd rather. I'd rather do it that way than the way we've been doing it.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Well, I think we actually.

[Tom Griswold]

Time for the record.

[Chick McGee]

An interesting sports story.

[Tom Griswold]

All right, here we go. Stupid world record. A man has earned the Guinness of World Record title for the most teeth in a person's mouth.

[Chick McGee]

Now, these are his teeth.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, that's. That's good. He's not. I mean, sucking on other people's mouth.

[Chick McGee]

That'd be weird if someone was shoving other people's dentures.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't think you could digest it too, Mr. Prathab Muni. Andy. That's M U N I Andy.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Andy. He is from Malaysia, says that his record breaking smile includes a turkey. A total of 42 teeth. 10 more than the average person's. He's 33 years old and he said most of his teeth grew straight and without complications. And they do not, as he said, have any negative effect on him.

[Chick McGee]

Do you have a picture of this guy?

[Tom Griswold]

This. Holy hell.

[Josh Arnold]

That's a lot.

[Chick McGee]

That's a lot of teeth in there.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he's got a nice smile when he's just. You would be none the wiser.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, you would have no idea.

[Tom Griswold]

He kind of looks like. When He. His mouth's open. It looks like Predator a little. Or. No, the alien. Remember, two different sets of jaws.

[Chick McGee]

So he's got like a tooth and then a couple. A tooth in back of the tooth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's not terribly gross, but it's.

[Tom Griswold]

No, it's gross.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Chick McGee]

And apparently, by the way, it does say that he has two more coming.

[Josh Arnold]

Huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Two more teeth coming in.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You wonder if he can. They can yank them or if they're connect, they're too close to nerves or what's going on, or he just likes having the record.

[Tom Griswold]

Record.

[Chick McGee]

It probably comes up a lot at cocktail parties. Hey, guys, 1 want to see how many teeth I got? 42 teeth, you know? Start playing hockey, buddy, you'll be down to 30 in no time.

[Tom Griswold]

To cement my reputation as world champ, white trash, undisputed champion of white trash world, there are. I have relatives who don't have any adult teeth. They just had baby teeth. Adult teeth did not come in.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Josh Arnold]

Real.

[Tom Griswold]

I've said it. I heard myself in my head.

[Pat Godwin]

How is that possible?

[Josh Arnold]

What they end up doing, just living with the baby?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, they tried as long as they could.

[Chick McGee]

That's a genetic thing. They were also born with tails.

[Tom Griswold]

I understand I told you that part in confidence.

[Christy Lee]

No, yeah, no, honestly, I'd never heard of that before.

[Chick McGee]

Have you heard of this? There were when I first got here.

[Josh Arnold]

I thought you were like under the finger or something. Have you heard of this?

[Tom Griswold]

How about this?

[Chick McGee]

Have you seen this?

[Tom Griswold]

Kiss my ass. How about that? You heard of that?

[Josh Arnold]

Have you heard of this?

[Chick McGee]

I believe Ace and Christy will remember this. I'll be delicate and not use her name. There was a receptionist in this building.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I remember this.

[Chick McGee]

And I remember one day I was

[Tom Griswold]

walking out and she said, you mean Nancy?

[Josh Arnold]

He must. Because the way he looked at me,

[Tom Griswold]

he's gotta be dead.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on.

[Tom Griswold]

She had all her teeth pulled and

[Chick McGee]

then she didn't have to. She just decided.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, decided to yank all her teeth. Had all her teeth taken out and wanted false teeth.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Why? Because her mama had them. I mean, that was completely ridiculous.

[Tom Griswold]

She was a really pleasant woman. She was perfect for the reception.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, no, I'm not being critical. I mean, but I have a question. What density dentist would allow someone to come in and say, hey, yeah, take all my teeth out?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Most good dentists, from what I understand, they won't.

[Chick McGee]

They wouldn't.

[Josh Arnold]

They don't want to pull.

[Chick McGee]

They would go, no.

[Tom Griswold]

It's quite the ordeal to pull teeth. Right.

[Josh Arnold]

How was her Gummer.

[Tom Griswold]

Not bad.

[Chick McGee]

I could do a joke here. I could do a joker that only three people, four people would get. But it'd be worth it. Almost.

[Christy Lee]

Is a desk involved?

[Chick McGee]

No Journey tickets. Sorry. Ish. You know, it was an ace.

[Tom Griswold]

I didn't mean to imply eating something in the backyard.

[Chick McGee]

Yes, as I've said many times. Is that sports?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, sir. Okay, that's it. I give up.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Now, Christy Lee even itching to do some news over there.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. And I have something for Pat, because I know he has a song. Today, scientists are one step closer to finding a cure for baldness.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't believe this.

[Christy Lee]

Researchers from the U. S and Japan managed to create functional hair follicles in the last lab.

[Tom Griswold]

Functional hair follicles?

[Christy Lee]

After identifying a cell type that supports regeneration and triggers full hair growth as well as tissue attachment. It was conducted initially on mice. This test with human. Test pending.

[Chick McGee]

Now, it bothers me that the first line says a cure for baldness.

[Josh Arnold]

Why?

[Chick McGee]

Well, nobody ever died of baldness.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, no, but it's a.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, but it's something you can cure. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You're implying it's an affliction of some sort.

[Josh Arnold]

You can cure toenail fungus and you don't kill you.

[Chick McGee]

Actually, I've had it. You can't.

[Tom Griswold]

I don't want to know that.

[Christy Lee]

I don't want to know that either.

[Chick McGee]

It's like a two year ordeal. None of the topical things work. Just saying.

[Tom Griswold]

By the way, you want me to take a look at it?

[Josh Arnold]

There are people who swear by UV lights that gets to the bed or the.

[Tom Griswold]

The red light thing is.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Red light therapy.

[Chick McGee]

None of it works. Okay.

[Josh Arnold]

I guarantee you've never tried.

[Chick McGee]

Although there's a pharmaceutical, but it's bad for your.

[Christy Lee]

You've never tried red light therapy ever?

[Josh Arnold]

I don't think that's good for toenail fungus, but it's good for other things.

[Chick McGee]

Like what?

[Josh Arnold]

My anal fissures? It has not cured my anal fissures yet. But I think the bulb is too big.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

You know, you're supposed to shine the light on it, not shove it in.

[Christy Lee]

Oh,

[Chick McGee]

let it cool first.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, but how do you not shove it in?

[Chick McGee]

Pat, you have a song about being bald.

[Pat Godwin]

Here we go. Tommy came from Cleveland, Ohio, Went to fla. To be on the radio. He gained lots of fans but lost some hair. The land is near, you know where he says, hey there, take a walk on the bald side. Hey, Christy, take a walk on the bald side. Josh came from St. Louis, Missouri. Hi. Started at Bob and Tom all big and furry. Oh, Tom teases him. Josh just stares. Work here a while, you lose some hair. Hey, man, take a walk on the bald side. Sounds like a sex move. Yeah. Hey, baby, take a walk on the bald side. And the white guys sing.

[Chick McGee]

They go,

[Pat Godwin]

Look at my hair.

[Josh Arnold]

Frisky. Get that away from the microphone.

[Chick McGee]

That's a trick.

[Pat Godwin]

I came from Philadelphia, pa. Tom tells the whole wide world I'm in aa. It's anonymous. I tell him, stop. He says, I'm drunk right now and thin on top. And I say, hey, dare, take a walk on the bald side. That's not for air, Tom. Come on. Hey there. Take a walk on the bald side. And the white guys sing. They go,

[Christy Lee]

Nice.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, very good, Pat.

[Tom Griswold]

Very.

[Josh Arnold]

Never lost our heads, even when we had bald heads.

[Tom Griswold]

Lost our hair. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Now, once again, this is the punchline of this is they've only tested it on mice.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

So I guess they've got some really hairy mice. But, Pat, would you want to have a full head of hair again?

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Would you grow a real long?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I think long at my age would look a little weird.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

But you'd love, love to have me too. It'd be fun.

[Tom Griswold]

Full. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

My kids wouldn't recognize me.

[Pat Godwin]

I don't recognize you now.

[Tom Griswold]

Is that the reason?

[Chick McGee]

No, they don't recognize anyway.

[Christy Lee]

Do they make fun of you because you don't have hair?

[Chick McGee]

Well, they make fun of me for every other thing that I say. Do think it's an absolute constant.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the.

[Chick McGee]

The pushback I get when I go home.

[Tom Griswold]

The pushback.

[Chick McGee]

You think you guys are hard on me?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

You've had your 10 year old just be so dismissive.

[Josh Arnold]

All it takes is one table flip at dinner.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

And they might start listening.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. Oh, that'd be great.

[Chick McGee]

Maybe even one.

[Pat Godwin]

No.

[Chick McGee]

We were watching a. A video of Hart when she was, I think, two and a half. We were watching yesterday and she's singing this little song and she's in her bedroom about to go to bed, and it's so sweet. And then all of a sudden you see her go, oh, no, that's just my dad.

[Tom Griswold]

And she.

[Chick McGee]

And she takes her hand and shoves me away. Hey, she learned about this early on.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Total lack of respect. You know, I could take that college fund that. Have a really good weekend in Vegas. I'm sorry. What's coming up, Kristi Lee?

[Christy Lee]

Let's see. We have daylight savings time in the news. Yep. It's this week. Weekend. Are you looking for a new Job. Wendy's has an interesting position. Open.

[Tom Griswold]

Yummy.

[Josh Arnold]

Frosty. Trier.

[Christy Lee]

Kind of close.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You know, they have all kinds of flavor. Frosties now. Man, it's unbelievable.

[Josh Arnold]

Sorry.

[Christy Lee]

You.

[Tom Griswold]

I got all excited. Never mind.

[Christy Lee]

And that asteroid going toward the moon. We'll talk about that coming up, too.

[Chick McGee]

This is cool. News from. News from NASA.

[Christy Lee]

And NASA.

[Chick McGee]

And the Great Web Telescope. Oh, boy, it's coming. These are the Aurelio Parsley Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[Ace Cosby]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

You would not believe what Pat is yelling at about off the air. We. And he wants to be believed so bad.

[Josh Arnold]

I believe him.

[Tom Griswold]

I do, too. By God, I do. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[Christy Lee]

I don't believe you.

[Chick McGee]

What size jean you wear, Tom?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

What do you mean, you don't know?

[Tom Griswold]

What's your waist in length?

[Chick McGee]

34.

[Tom Griswold]

34. Right here.

[Josh Arnold]

That's.

[Tom Griswold]

What do you got?

[Josh Arnold]

I'm 36. 36.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know. What are you, Pat?

[Ace Cosby]

30.

[Chick McGee]

30.

[Christy Lee]

No way.

[Chick McGee]

And, yeah, I have no reason to

[Tom Griswold]

doubt it and so is my dog.

[Pat Godwin]

These jeans are 30.

[Josh Arnold]

30.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. So I walk in here. I had to go to my car. I come back in, or who knows what that's about?

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you should have seen him magooing back into the building.

[Pat Godwin]

Got locked out.

[Tom Griswold]

I. He got out of his car over here and kind of wandered over.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have to get some gum?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, my ear. My ear.

[Tom Griswold]

How many pieces? You chew it once? Looks like you got seven.

[Chick McGee]

He's got two on my ear, Pops. I have to chew that. Anyway, I come back in and Jason is bent over two inches away, his nose from Pat's gluteal cleft. Pulling his pants out, trying to read the label, I assume.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, they believe me.

[Josh Arnold]

30.

[Chick McGee]

30. Does it say that on there?

[Tom Griswold]

No, it doesn't say anywhere.

[Pat Godwin]

It says it somewhere.

[Chick McGee]

We'll find it.

[Josh Arnold]

That I believe.

[Pat Godwin]

Thank you. Because it's true.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations.

[Chick McGee]

I have to have mine tailored. One leg is just a little bit longer than the others. Now, I don't know. I don't know what length they are.

[Josh Arnold]

How are the 3030s fitting?

[Pat Godwin]

These are. These are a little tight. I'd be more comfortable in a 3230, but I'm gonna.

[Chick McGee]

No. What were you wearing when you did your dry Bar special that's never going to be airing.

[Pat Godwin]

I was like a 4275.

[Tom Griswold]

You're really. Your legs got a lot shorter.

[Chick McGee]

It was actually.

[Pat Godwin]

I think it was 38.

[Ace Cosby]

30?

[Chick McGee]

No way.

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

You've gone from a 38 to a 30.

[Pat Godwin]

I was wearing 38 to be a little.

[Josh Arnold]

That's great.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wow. And now I. I joke about your Dry bar special, but you filmed it a year ago when you were a little heavier.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah.

[Ace Cosby]

This.

[Pat Godwin]

With this week, I think a year ago.

[Chick McGee]

Are they gonna air it finally?

[Pat Godwin]

They said it wasn't good enough. They're never gonna air. Yes, they're gonna air.

[Josh Arnold]

Every time Tom mentions that they push the airing back a month, that's been cancelled.

[Chick McGee]

What are they doing every. Are they. Every day they do a new frame.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

We need to.

[Tom Griswold]

We need to have someone from Dry Bar come on and have a nice conversation with us.

[Josh Arnold]

You know what? It would be a rational explanation.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely.

[Josh Arnold]

As to how they time these things out.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, absolutely.

[Chick McGee]

We had it edited by a blind man.

[Christy Lee]

That helps.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know what? She brings up a good point. Do you think you're helping or hurting

[Josh Arnold]

by saying, jeff and I currently have applications in with Dry Bar?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You think they're taking that and putting it on top of the pile or do you think they're sliding them to the bottom again? You're not.

[Chick McGee]

You want to hear a letter?

[Josh Arnold]

Please hear a letter.

[Chick McGee]

Dear Robin, Tom Show. I am blind and cannot email. So I put this on the listener letters email pile. Yeah, please. I was growing up, we lived in a school circle at the end of the court. Not really at the end, but kind of in the 3 o' clock position of the circle of the court.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Are you following this information now?

[Tom Griswold]

When they say three o', clock, where do I have to be standing?

[Chick McGee]

This is about to get more complicated.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, good.

[Chick McGee]

This is written by a blind person.

[Tom Griswold]

Love it.

[Christy Lee]

Okay. The three o' clock in.

[Chick McGee]

Okay. Cul de sac. Three.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

The house that was in the 1:30 or 2:00 clock position. Right. It was next door to us.

[Christy Lee]

Okay.

[Chick McGee]

The only thing similar about it was our driveways were on the same side of the yard. My father came home one late night, walked in, parked in the other driveway and walked in their house, laid down on the couch and passed out. The gentleman of the house woke up the next morning, knew my father and was friendly with him and said, harry, I'm sorry to wake you up and everything, but you're blocking my driveway. I have to go to work. My father shook it off, realized he was at the wrong house. He apologized, got up and moved his car and came home.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay, but you're going, hey, dad, I'm blind and I don't do that.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, I. I'm blind. I know 1:30 from 3. Well, thanks for the letter. We appreciate.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes. And thank you for listening.

[Chick McGee]

Thank you for listening. Now we.

[Christy Lee]

I have a letter from Josh.

[Chick McGee]

Remember the concert where we had one of our biggest fans, blind guy there. Remember this one?

[Christy Lee]

I don't remember.

[Tom Griswold]

What was his name?

[Chick McGee]

He's a great guy too. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

You me told him he had won front row ticket.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, we told him he was in the front row.

[Christy Lee]

I do remember that.

[Tom Griswold]

This was great happen.

[Chick McGee]

This was.

[Tom Griswold]

That's the kind of shop we run.

[Chick McGee]

It was so funny, dude.

[Josh Arnold]

I didn't mean to.

[Chick McGee]

We. We said hello to him, made a big deal out of it. He's got front row seats, right? Everybody raise your hand. And the guy is way.

[Tom Griswold]

No, no, no. And when he said, everybody applaud. He's got front rows. And everybody played along.

[Josh Arnold]

The guy knew.

[Tom Griswold]

You can tell.

[Christy Lee]

Of course he knew.

[Chick McGee]

No, he didn't.

[Christy Lee]

Yes, he did.

[Chick McGee]

This is like. That's like the scene in Key Largo where he says, you knew that there were no bullets in the.

[Christy Lee]

Did you watch that movie recently? Brought it up.

[Chick McGee]

It's a. It's a famous scene.

[Josh Arnold]

I saw a blind guy in a mosh pit and it was as though he weren't blind. You know what I mean? Like everybody. Nobody treated him differently. But I kind of went, what are the ethics of this? I. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Did he stab anybody with the, the cane?

[Josh Arnold]

He. He went can.

[Christy Lee]

Was he surfing?

[Josh Arnold]

No, he was.

[Tom Griswold]

He was.

[Chick McGee]

Can.

[Josh Arnold]

Listen.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, he was just in the mosh pit. It was. It had to have been pretty exciting, honestly.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

All of a sudden you're thrust into absolute madness.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The sensory kind of better that you can't see, actually.

[Chick McGee]

So I went blind in the first place. In a chair with his face. I don't know what it is about

[Tom Griswold]

today's show, but it's one of my all time favorites.

[Chick McGee]

I'm sorry.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I have some big news.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, yeah?

[Tom Griswold]

Okay.

[Christy Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen, Vivian Marie Alzman Alexander was born March 4 at 10:30am that's right.

[Tom Griswold]

Two days ago. Had a baby and we're just getting it now.

[Chick McGee]

We didn't want to do it during sexy time. I thought it was inappropriate.

[Christy Lee]

Really. I thought we would do it.

[Tom Griswold]

How do you think the baby got here?

[Chick McGee]

Artificial insemination.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, this is wonderful.

[Christy Lee]

She Had a full head of hair, chubby cheeks, weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces. Mom, dad and baby are doing well.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

Congratulations, Aussie.

[Tom Griswold]

You think Danny could get me a. What's his name?

[Christy Lee]

Donnie.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Donnie, get me a refrigerator.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Text him today and see.

[Tom Griswold]

Only I'm only gonna buy it if he can deliver it himself.

[Chick McGee]

He took care of me.

[Tom Griswold]

He's a good guy on his back guy.

[Christy Lee]

He took care of me, too. He's.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, I look forward to seeing that baby in two months when it's cute. I don't like the baby bird phase.

[Christy Lee]

You could go over this weekend. They'll be home.

[Pat Godwin]

This is a great phase.

[Tom Griswold]

Anything uglier than a brand new baby.

[Christy Lee]

You guys are so wrong.

[Josh Arnold]

Awful purple and great.

[Chick McGee]

That great little smell.

[Josh Arnold]

They're so. Looks like that smell doesn't happen for a.

[Tom Griswold]

Looks like Carol O'. Connor.

[Chick McGee]

Is that S.P.

[Tom Griswold]

who said that? Nick Griffin looks like an angry guy at a bar. All babies.

[Josh Arnold]

Is he the one who said they look like tiny Larry Flint?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes, I think. I think it was.

[Chick McGee]

I see.

[Christy Lee]

Well, Vivian does not. She looks beautiful.

[Josh Arnold]

She is beautiful.

[Chick McGee]

What's coming up in the news? Since we've already.

[Christy Lee]

I don't know. God. We'll do our best to do something. We never got to our hot air balloon story, which is kind of interesting.

[Josh Arnold]

I've been invited.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. Anybody want to go?

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. Wait. Before you go.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah? We have a story.

[Chick McGee]

We have a story for you.

[Josh Arnold]

Okay. All right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'd like to get in on that.

[Josh Arnold]

All right.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I think I might. I might chicken out, but I'm.

[Christy Lee]

I.

[Josh Arnold]

That's fine.

[Tom Griswold]

Sitting here now, I'd like.

[Christy Lee]

I do it. I. I enjoy hot air balloon rides. I've been into quite a few of them. All right. Handful of them. Not quite a few. Handful.

[Josh Arnold]

I hope Noah likes it because he's gonna have to hold the camera.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, no. Noah and I will be. I'll be broadcasting and Noah will have the camera on the ground.

[Pat Godwin]

You're gonna have GoPro.

[Christy Lee]

It's the landing that's the tough part.

[Chick McGee]

Or the running into the high wires, which we'll get to the high tension wires with a lot of electricity zipping through them. We'll get to that coming up.

[Tom Griswold]

You know why they're high tension wires? Because you might fall. Okay. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Patrick Godwin.

[Pat Godwin]

Hey, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi there.

[Tom Griswold]

Ace Cosby's here.

[Josh Arnold]

Howdy.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm Chick McGee. And hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Hello, Chick McGee. We've completed your sports broadcast.

[Tom Griswold]

Thank you very much.

[Christy Lee]

We have almost completed the show.

[Chick McGee]

We have important news involving the time coming up. But first, it's time to check in with old times and history.

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, history.

[Chick McGee]

Old timey history. Oh, a. A big one today. Oh, very important stuff in here.

[Josh Arnold]

Was it April 9?

[Tom Griswold]

Look at him look.

[Josh Arnold]

Look at him. Look at the number.

[Tom Griswold]

Maybe it is April 9th.

[Chick McGee]

It's March 6th. March 6th.

[Josh Arnold]

Thank you.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, happy birthday, Michelangelo. Sure. That he painted houses for extra money.

[Josh Arnold]

I had heard that side hustle.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Specialty, of course. Ceilings, everybody. Hey, can you do that? You did the really fancy one. No way.

[Tom Griswold]

His friends had to call him Big Mike. Right? Hey, Big Mike.

[Chick McGee]

Whose last name was Angelo Lansbury.

[Josh Arnold]

Michelangelo. Michelangelo Lansbury.

[Chick McGee]

You know, that you.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what? That's beautiful. That's almost poetry.

[Chick McGee]

I gotta look at this thing. Oh, here we go. Happy birthday, Magellan. Anyone remember his first name? Very good job. Born in 1520. 21. It's interesting because his name, when said out loud, typically, is done sarcastically.

[Tom Griswold]

Way to go.

[Christy Lee]

Hey, Magellan.

[Chick McGee]

Hey. Hey. Thanks, Magellan. This is the wrong airport. You ever done that?

[Tom Griswold]

Have you ever gone to D.C. and think you're leaving from Reagan and you're leaving from Dulles? Isn't that a fun time?

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a handful of places you can do that. Okay, let's see. Happy birthday, Magellan.

[Tom Griswold]

See, that sounded sarcastic. You said saying that.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Wait a minute. It wasn't his birthday. I'm sorry. It was on this date that he discovered Guam.

[Tom Griswold]

Like we wouldn't have found it anyway.

[Chick McGee]

Doesn't Guam just sound like something disgusting?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, my God. She had Guam all over her panties.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, man. And you still went ahead, boy.

[Christy Lee]

Well, he's a man.

[Chick McGee]

Boys will be boys.

[Josh Arnold]

Did you have a close clip?

[Tom Griswold]

We need to make something and call it Guam. Like guacamole and.

[Josh Arnold]

And ham.

[Tom Griswold]

And

[Josh Arnold]

rolled up ham with guacamole in it.

[Tom Griswold]

More Guam. How about a pineapple? Maybe? A pineapple?

[Chick McGee]

Sounds like a gum disease. Yeah, I'd see his teeth. Oh, God, he's got milk. Let's see. That's too depressing. Oh, here we go.

[Tom Griswold]

What was too depressing?

[Chick McGee]

That you trust me. This is a new 1869. Boy, I don't know how to pronounce this guy's name. The Dimitri I've got. Is it Mendeleev?

[Christy Lee]

I don't know what he do.

[Chick McGee]

He discovered the periodic Table or created, I guess the periodic table of the elements. Is that what it is? For the Russian Chemical Society, that had to be a fun group.

[Josh Arnold]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

Bunch of commies making bombs.

[Christy Lee]

Probably memorizing that.

[Chick McGee]

Big heavy beards.

[Tom Griswold]

And by the way, how do they keep doing that with the table of elephant Elephants.

[Chick McGee]

They keep coming up with new elephants.

[Tom Griswold]

They keep coming up with new elephants.

[Chick McGee]

It's unbelievable.

[Tom Griswold]

Am I right?

[Josh Arnold]

I thought they were just the two.

[Chick McGee]

I thought they were the two. The Indian, African. Now they got elephants from Guam.

[Tom Griswold]

No, you have iodine, you have oxygen, you have hydrogen. And then. Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah. So crazy. They make up like them or whatever.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

The hell is that?

[Chick McGee]

They make up new ones.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't be.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, the asteroids hit and they get. They find new metals.

[Chick McGee]

I see. 1899, Bayer invented aspirin.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, good product.

[Chick McGee]

I was a kid, I thought it was bear as naked. And the commercial would always be. She'd go. The woman would go, I have a terrible headache. Oh, here, try a bare aspirin. Then she'd go, can I use your restroom? And she'd go in the bathroom. So I thought. I kind of assumed it was a suppository because I was an idiot.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, you.

[Christy Lee]

You thought a suppository of a kid?

[Chick McGee]

You know, that's what I thought it was in the commercial because the lady. The lady would always go to the restroom.

[Christy Lee]

And you thought that they were putting aspirins up their butt.

[Josh Arnold]

Well, it is aspirin.

[Tom Griswold]

Preoccupied with that area.

[Chick McGee]

I don't know what it was.

[Christy Lee]

Song for you.

[Chick McGee]

Happy Birthday, Lou Costello. The funnier of the famous Costellos. I say.

[Tom Griswold]

I can't think of another.

[Josh Arnold]

Was more the straight.

[Chick McGee]

No, no, no. I mean of the Costellos. You got your Elvis Costello. Elvis Costello. Utterly humorless. I'm thinking as Lou, the funny one.

[Tom Griswold]

I love Elvis Costello.

[Chick McGee]

Did you. Did you like Evan?

[Pat Godwin]

I did, yeah. Fell asleep at an Elvis Costello.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Chick McGee]

I would say one of the worst shows I've ever seen.

[Christy Lee]

I'm gonna go with him on that.

[Chick McGee]

He was pissed off to be there. Blasted through the songs, never spoke to the audience. Very early in his career. Real dick. So who knows? I'm sure he's gotten a lot.

[Christy Lee]

He's married to Diana Crawl now, so he's got to be cool.

[Chick McGee]

He was. It was awful.

[Christy Lee]

Great.

[Chick McGee]

David Gilmore of Pink Floyd, born in this state in 1946. His daughters, of course. Of course have that TV show, the Gilmore Girls. No.

[Tom Griswold]

Have you seen the video? He plays something with his girl, his daughter somewhere.

[Josh Arnold]

I love it.

[Tom Griswold]

It's really good.

[Josh Arnold]

Like, I don't know, they live. Like, are he kind of. He spends a lot of time on a boat. Yeah, like you're right. Right on the Thames or something.

[Chick McGee]

We were. We were interviewing David Gilmore one day and he goes, remember this? He said, I'm kind of in a hurry. My daughter's taking her big exam for college.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, I love that.

[Chick McGee]

It's very cool. Very nice guy.

[Josh Arnold]

There's no way he was the problem.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I agree. But every once in a while it's funny because when we were interviewing him, it was one of those things where they send you the. The pre interview thing. And they said, do not ask him about Roger Waters. Don't mention Pink Floyd. And about three minutes into the interview, he goes, yeah, Roger and I were at a charity event. We got up and jammed and they. We played. We played a couple of old songs from the 50s. So, you know, who knows?

[Josh Arnold]

They can tolerate each other enough, it seems, but.

[Chick McGee]

But there was a charity event. It was cool.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

This is a guy that I've always liked. We've only gotten to interview him once. Tom Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

I've always been a fan as well.

[Chick McGee]

He was really funny. I don't know what he's up to these days.

[Tom Griswold]

True lies. He's wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Absolutely Wonderful.

[Chick McGee]

Born in 1959. No relation.

[Josh Arnold]

No, no. But I have been brought up on stage a handful of times. Times. The. The MC just accidentally has it in their head, here's Tom Arnold. Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

D.L. hughley, born in this date in 63. Great comedian.

[Christy Lee]

He's been here.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, yeah. Super smart guy.

[Tom Griswold]

It's a huggly.

[Chick McGee]

And on this. Oh, this is interesting. On this date in 1964.

[Tom Griswold]

The Beatles wrote 1964.

[Chick McGee]

Nope. Christy Lee.

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

The man emerged as Muhammad Ali. What was his name? Name before that?

[Christy Lee]

Cashes Clay.

[Chick McGee]

Very good. Cashes Clay rebranded on this date.

[Tom Griswold]

There you go.

[Chick McGee]

Very important event in the world of.

[Josh Arnold]

I. You know, the movie with Will Smith is quite good. Oh, yeah, I like it. I like it very much. Check it out.

[Chick McGee]

If you haven't already learned how to punch people.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, we'll be back.

[Josh Arnold]

You know, Chris Rock said that it hurt bad.

[Chick McGee]

Happy birthday, shaq. Born in 1972.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm just like you. I'm nine feet tall.

[Josh Arnold]

He's such a cool personality, isn't he?

[Tom Griswold]

Good man.

[Josh Arnold]

Funny.

[Chick McGee]

You ever seen him in person? No, it's.

[Josh Arnold]

I mean, I've seen his shoe we have here hanging on.

[Chick McGee]

It's. It's striking.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

It's gotta be it almost looks like

[Chick McGee]

a fake human being. He's proportionally normal, but gigantic.

[Christy Lee]

And his wife is like my size.

[Tom Griswold]

Ooh.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Are they still married or. He was married. This must be the new one.

[Christy Lee]

Well, I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Let's not concentrate on his failures.

[Chick McGee]

For me and 1970, the Beatles release Let It Be.

[Tom Griswold]

Never cared for that one.

[Josh Arnold]

I love that album. You really. You don't like it?

[Pat Godwin]

I'm not too much of a fan.

[Tom Griswold]

There's. There's stuff on there I like, but I don't like Let It Be.

[Chick McGee]

Now, coincidentally, in 1973, Pink Floyd releases Dark side of the Moon.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, I've heard of that one.

[Chick McGee]

Stayed in the charts for more than 900 hundred weeks. Oh, yeah. The longest run in music history for the Billboard chart.

[Josh Arnold]

Boy, that's fantastic.

[Chick McGee]

That's. That's serious. That's still.

[Christy Lee]

That is terrific. That's got to be the album, right?

[Chick McGee]

And was that the. You were asking.

[Christy Lee]

That's the one that's always on a van.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but was that the most. The T shirt that the. The.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, the prism.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The logo that was on T shirts more than any. I forget.

[Tom Griswold]

Probably wasn't Tapestry. Carol King. Wasn't that right there by it or close to.

[Christy Lee]

It's another great album.

[Tom Griswold]

Something.

[Chick McGee]

I know that the number one sell selling single album in the United States.

[Tom Griswold]

Did you just call Carol King a sow?

[Chick McGee]

No, sorry. Okay. Is the Eagles Greatest Hits Volume 1 just outsold rumors. Rumors or. Or 1. Or the original Fleetwood Matt with Lindsay Etc. Just recently. So by the way, the Eagles still at the sphere coming up at the Metallica in October. It's going to be a big show right now. We leave the world of history and return to the news desk with Christy Lee. You were talking about a air balloon. What was it?

[Christy Lee]

I wasn't talking about an air balloon, but we will now.

[Chick McGee]

What are they called?

[Christy Lee]

They're called hot air balloons.

[Chick McGee]

I was close.

[Christy Lee]

Rescue crews in East Texas saved two people stranded hundreds of feet in the air after a hot air balloon became entangled on a communication communications tower.

[Josh Arnold]

Yikes.

[Christy Lee]

Officials in Longview said firefighters responding to the tower found the balloon entangled more than 900ft above the ground.

[Chick McGee]

900ft?

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

That's horrifying.

[Christy Lee]

Following the complex hours long rescue, the man and woman were brought down safely and taken to a hospital as a precaution. Lieutenant Stephen Winchell. Oh, good donuts.

[Chick McGee]

And a great, great ventriloquist.

[Tom Griswold]

Never had one.

[Christy Lee]

Said at a news conference, quote, I think they felt better once we had Harnesses on them.

[Josh Arnold]

Of course they do.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. After the rescue, noting that the basket was swaying in the breeze.

[Chick McGee]

We have a shot of this. There we go.

[Pat Godwin]

Oh, no.

[Josh Arnold]

It's a nightmare.

[Tom Griswold]

That's every bit 900ft in the air.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, yeah. That's very scary.

[Tom Griswold]

Wow.

[Chick McGee]

And you. And you can see above it, the balloon is in shreds.

[Christy Lee]

They call this a radio rope rescue. I can't even imagine.

[Chick McGee]

You mean you're a firefighter? Was it another cat in a tree? No, no, no. We're going up a tower 900ft.

[Josh Arnold]

I. I am having a little trouble looking at it.

[Pat Godwin]

Yeah, it's hard to look at.

[Christy Lee]

Now, you think you really want to do that hot air balloon ride?

[Tom Griswold]

It makes my bottom pucker.

[Chick McGee]

See, the beauty of blimp technology is you could steer these things once they're up there.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, you can.

[Christy Lee]

Kindness.

[Tom Griswold]

You're a slave to the wind.

[Chick McGee]

They can go up or down, and that's it. There's no rudder. Hey, look at that radio tower. Yikes.

[Tom Griswold]

The last time I was in a hot air balloon, the guy looked at me and said, okay, we're gonna land now. We're gonna use this tree up here as a break. And I'm not embellishing this. And I said, as a what? He said, as a break. And we hit the tree, and we went side horizontal to the ground. And clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk.

[Christy Lee]

That's how I landed, too.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I've got to do.

[Pat Godwin]

That's how you land.

[Christy Lee]

The basket was. And I was on the bottom of three guys because it was going over a farm field.

[Tom Griswold]

Was there a penetration?

[Christy Lee]

Well, Bob was one of those guys.

[Josh Arnold]

Nine months later, we had.

[Tom Griswold]

Now you know the rest of the story.

[Josh Arnold]

Come on, Godwin, go with me on a hot air balloon.

[Chick McGee]

Will you do it?

[Pat Godwin]

No, I'm. I'm so terrified. I could never do it.

[Josh Arnold]

I'll be scared, too.

[Christy Lee]

I'll go. I'd love to go. It's really when, but you between. It's very nice.

[Tom Griswold]

Okay, now, what was this?

[Chick McGee]

This was a man and a woman, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Hang on.

[Christy Lee]

Yes.

[Tom Griswold]

You got Christy and you and a hot air balloon and her telling a story, and you can't get out of the balloon.

[Chick McGee]

Do you jump or push her?

[Josh Arnold]

That is a good question.

[Chick McGee]

Do you take yourself out like a gentleman?

[Tom Griswold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

Or do you throw her out now?

[Tom Griswold]

Anyway, I told my mom, I said, I don't know what you're thinking.

[Josh Arnold]

What's the funniest thing to say before I step out of the Balloon bag, Basket. Like, oh, you know what? I forgot something in my car.

[Tom Griswold]

I'll be. I'll be right back.

[Josh Arnold]

That's very good.

[Chick McGee]

And then. And then I'm going to grab a soda.

[Josh Arnold]

Anybody else?

[Chick McGee]

And then unleash the last rope tying it to the ground. Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

See you guys. Orange Whip. Orange Whip.

[Christy Lee]

NASA officials say there's no chance that an asteroid will crash into the moon in 2032.

[Josh Arnold]

It's going to happen in 2033, they said.

[Christy Lee]

Earlier the space agency had stated that there was a 4.3% chance that the asteroid known as 2024 yr would crash into the moon.

[Chick McGee]

That's not bad. A 4.3% chance. That's pretty high.

[Christy Lee]

The latest observations from the Webb Space Telescope help scientists refine Webb Space Telescope.

[Chick McGee]

Watch me make Josh happy. Now, you know the Webb Space Telescope works, don't you? Because it's up, way up in the sky. And it's out there in the sky. So it can. It can get shots even better than any other telescope. Doesn't have that atmosphere to run of.

[Josh Arnold]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's. This is named after the famous scientist, Mr. Webb. There's also the Jack Webb Telescope, which they point down at the earth and from 500 miles up it can pick up dirty hippies. The real one, the Jack Webb Telescope.

[Tom Griswold]

We'll play it again because we didn't catch the start of it.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

The Jack Webb Telescope.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

It's great music, isn't it?

[Josh Arnold]

No.

[Chick McGee]

Now, wait a minute. A question for Chick McGee. At the end, at the end of this, there's the hammer and the imprint. What does it say?

[Tom Griswold]

Mark 5.

[Christy Lee]

A Quinn Mark 7.

[Chick McGee]

It's a Mark VII production.

[Tom Griswold]

Mark 7. I knew it was Mark 5. Or Mark 7.

[Chick McGee]

No, no. Quinn Martin. Are you kidding?

[Josh Arnold]

Now, the punchline to all this will be if a lawyer calls you today.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Yes, this is the. This is Arnold Farkas.

[Chick McGee]

Now, Christy, if you want a Quinn Martin production, Christie Fugitive twice believe a QM production. David Jensen as the fugitive.

[Josh Arnold]

There are certain things we know longer. Say, Deland, we gave you a laminated copy.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the second time she said,

[Christy Lee]

by the way, that asteroid will miss the moon by 13, 200 miles. December 22, 2030.

[Josh Arnold]

Is it going to go between the moon and Earth?

[Christy Lee]

That's a great question.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Tom Griswold]

What if a viman stuck between the moon and New York City.

[Josh Arnold]

Well. Well, you're probably drunk.

[Chick McGee]

You know who wrote that song?

[Pat Godwin]

Of course we do.

[Tom Griswold]

Greg Allman.

[Chick McGee]

No.

[Pat Godwin]

Crisscross.

[Josh Arnold]

I don't know.

[Chick McGee]

You really don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

Marvin Hamless? No, I think he had a hand. You Jack? Me, I go to Read de Janeiro.

[Chick McGee]

I get three bodies, turn over a stool.

[Tom Griswold]

Where is Liza Minnelli? Peter Allen. She doesn't know I'm gay as devil.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, sorry. Holy hell.

[Tom Griswold]

Hell.

[Pat Godwin]

That's on your own over there.

[Chick McGee]

That's a great version by Hugh Jack. That's a Peter Allen song, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Pat Godwin]

What Christopher Cross song? Between the Moon and New York City.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm gonna say Carol Bear Sager. Peter Allen. Christopher Cross. Yeah, they were like.

[Josh Arnold]

I would have thought Chris.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, it sounds like a Christopher Cross.

[Josh Arnold]

He sang it in Arthur, right?

[Chick McGee]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Is she the love interest? Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. You know what, though?

[Chick McGee]

Dudley Moore was still drunk from 10.

[Josh Arnold]

Really good in it.

[Tom Griswold]

She's kind of cute in it.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, okay. Very cute. Gotcha.

[Chick McGee]

Then after that, didn't she marry that guy, David Somebody?

[Pat Godwin]

That Guest?

[Chick McGee]

Well, she knows how to pick the gay ones.

[Tom Griswold]

The Pinhead. Zippy the Pinhead.

[Josh Arnold]

I gotta look up David Guest.

[Chick McGee]

He's a pinhead.

[Tom Griswold]

Tell me if that's his eyebrows. First thing that pops into your head when you see him. Zippy the Pin.

[Chick McGee]

Apparently a good guy, but just real weird looking. Okay, Christy, what's coming up in the news?

[Tom Griswold]

There he is.

[Christy Lee]

When looking for a great chief tasting officer. We'll talk about it.

[Chick McGee]

All right. That'll be very interesting. What else is happening over there, Chick? Me. Do we have any more sports coming? These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

Welcome back to the Bob Tom Show.

[Chick McGee]

Extra letters.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[Christy Lee]

Hello, Chick.

[Tom Griswold]

Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick.

[Chick McGee]

Hello.

[Tom Griswold]

There's Josh Arnold.

[Josh Arnold]

Hi.

[Tom Griswold]

Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hello, I'm Chick. And Hello, Tom.

[Chick McGee]

Chick McGee is, of course, at that desk. That's the orange insouls.com sports desk. I bring that up because orange insoles. We're about to get involved in a little bracketology. Get involved is the season, Christy. I thought we'd end the. Maybe put a tap on today's program with a story that I found fascinating. Are you familiar with Rube Gold Berg? You know what that means.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

Complicated. Right. Complicated.

[Christy Lee]

Are we going to India? Is that what we're doing?

[Chick McGee]

Yes. This is fascinating.

[Christy Lee]

A man relieving himself.

[Chick McGee]

Just wait. Wait till you hear this. Don't.

[Christy Lee]

A man relieving himself on a set of railway tracks was killed by a cow that was struck by a train.

[Josh Arnold]

Oh, my gosh. So the cow's hit by the train.

[Tom Griswold]

Right.

[Josh Arnold]

Does this cow go flying at him?

[Chick McGee]

Well, it's. It's interesting because I guess the train is on some kind of a bridge.

[Christy Lee]

According to India Today, the incident occurred in Alwar Rashajandan. Whatever. The man's relative said the cow was hit by a high speed train. That said, the impact caused the bovine to fall nearly 100ft to where the man was relieving himself on the tracks, killing him instantly. Man, it must have been a double track deal.

[Chick McGee]

What are the odds, huh? Oh, and of course it's India. So they're more concerned about the cow than this poor slob taking a pee in the tracks. If you're peeing in the railroad tracks, by the way.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Chick McGee]

There's pretty much only one thing that can go wrong.

[Christy Lee]

You get hit by a train.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, but. So this guy.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, electrocutions, I think you.

[Chick McGee]

This is. What is it called? What's the. The Final Destination franchise now? It's the Final Destination Bollywood franchise. Man, what are the odds?

[Tom Griswold]

I want to know more about India today. I'd like to watch that show or maybe be a part of it.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, really?

[Chick McGee]

It's a Internet publication. You can check it out whenever you want to.

[Tom Griswold]

Check that out.

[Chick McGee]

I mean, I thought that flying cows were limited to tornadoes, right? Isn't there a flying cow in the original Twister?

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, we got cows.

[Tom Griswold]

How did that movie. Never mind.

[Chick McGee]

Did you see the. The new one they made was great.

[Tom Griswold]

I.

[Christy Lee]

It was the same story as the old one.

[Josh Arnold]

They're entertaining.

[Chick McGee]

I went to see it in a theater and the sound, you. You'd hear it coming to you from the back.

[Christy Lee]

I thought they were entertaining.

[Tom Griswold]

Can't disagree more.

[Josh Arnold]

That's all right.

[Christy Lee]

Wendy's.

[Tom Griswold]

What a lovely day to waste making that movie.

[Chick McGee]

You know what the cow's last words were that fell off that bridge and killed?

[Christy Lee]

What?

[Chick McGee]

Eat more chicken.

[Josh Arnold]

He had been painting a billboard.

[Chick McGee]

I guess that isn't a problem in India, huh? Do they eat chickens?

[Tom Griswold]

Yes. You know, I think it's Helen Marsala.

[Christy Lee]

Very good care for her.

[Pat Godwin]

You don't like Helen?

[Christy Lee]

I love Helena. Wenzies is looking to hire a chief tasting officer. The fast food chain holding a contest to find someone to take on the independent contractor role. With a $100,000 payday.

[Tom Griswold]

What do I have to do? Like fill out a form and say why I want to be.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah. The winner will create promotional content for Wendy's, including videos that feature taste testing the company's menu items.

[Tom Griswold]

All right.

[Christy Lee]

To enter, you submit a video check of up to 60 seconds you'll be

[Chick McGee]

good because they need a square.

[Christy Lee]

Explain.

[Tom Griswold]

Huh?

[Josh Arnold]

They have square burgers, and so they need somebody who's not hip.

[Tom Griswold]

That's coming from you. Hang on a second. You called me square.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah, that's what.

[Chick McGee]

Yeah, that really is the.

[Tom Griswold]

I guess I have to.

[Chick McGee]

The pot.

[Tom Griswold]

Calling marijuana.

[Christy Lee]

Submit a video up to 60 seconds explaining why you should be chosen as Wendy's Chief Tasting Officer. You must submit through Instagram, TikTok or the website. Website Wendy's Chief Tasting Officer.com through the end of March. March 30, a panel of judges will select finalists based on creativity, personality, and enthusiasm for the brand, with the finalists moving on to interviews. Before a winner is chosen, I think

[Chick McGee]

you want to be proactive, kind of bossy. See, what is. What is the name they're giving the person? That's. What is it? Chief.

[Christy Lee]

Chief Tasting Officer.

[Chick McGee]

Change it up.

[Tom Griswold]

You ready?

[Chick McGee]

Something like Chief Square burger ambassador. You know, throw in something that distinguishes that as Wendy's Fr.

[Josh Arnold]

The name Wendy's.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, Wendy's. They could use the name of the restaurant, maybe.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, they're going to put that in the title. That changes every.

[Josh Arnold]

Wendy's Chief Tasting Officer. Oh, I.

[Tom Griswold]

It wouldn't be Bill McDonald, the chief taste.

[Chick McGee]

If your name is McDonald's, you are at a distinct disadvantage, I would say.

[Josh Arnold]

Yeah, I would agree.

[Tom Griswold]

Frosty flavors.

[Christy Lee]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Chocolate, vanilla, Girl Scout, Thin mints. Oreo Brownie. Caramel crunch. No, strawberry, vanilla. A brownie batter.

[Josh Arnold]

Jump the shark.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Josh Arnold]

Car.

[Tom Griswold]

Oh, Strawberry cheese.

[Chick McGee]

And coming up, do you want to save the Girl Scout story for next week? Okay, there's. We get. We get this story every year.

[Tom Griswold]

You know, they.

[Chick McGee]

Oh, I didn't print the Girl Scout cookie story. Sorry.

[Tom Griswold]

Josh tried to join the Girl Scouts, but you ate a brownie. Wait a minute. No, that's not. How does that come.

[Christy Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Chick McGee]

Not appropriate at all. It's unbelievable. We have a great show like this, and then he serves up that kind of inappropriate. Epstein's the show to death.

[Christy Lee]

We are going to end the show on a psa. Do not forget to jump ahead this weekend. It's daylight savings time Sunday morning. That's right.

[Tom Griswold]

I'm not doing it. I'm not taking part this time next week.

[Christy Lee]

This time next week, changes were to be eliminated. More Americans would prefer permanent daylight savings time.

[Josh Arnold]

That's right.

[Chick McGee]

I think I would. What is it? What's the percentage of people that would rather not have to change?

[Christy Lee]

65% would like to not change their clocks twice.

[Tom Griswold]

I just.

[Chick McGee]

And then the majority of those of people would want it to be to stay on daylight.

[Christy Lee]

Correct.

[Chick McGee]

Would you? Means that it gets darker.

[Tom Griswold]

Christy, do you remember before the I, the phones were invented, when Tom tried to adjust his clocks? It was a real carnival.

[Chick McGee]

I could never remember.

[Josh Arnold]

Forward, backward, and you'll do yours tomorrow, right?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. I get a jump. I start a day early. Actually, I might be out of town tomorrow. So I'm going to do it. I might do it before I leave the house. I come home today. Life savings time. That's right.

[Pat Godwin]

Going out of town, huh?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Chick McGee]

Here's a footnote to the story that's very interesting. They, they got different responses from people who wake up in three. We'll get to this coming up on Monday. This is actually quite interesting about fascinating three groups of people based on when they wake up and how they respond to the survey. Okay, we'll find out about that and more. Thanks so much for indulging us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. We appreciate your pleasure presence. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[Tom Griswold]

This is the Bob and Tom Show. Reach us toll free at 1-888-BOB-TOM1 [e-mail] this is the Bob and Tom Show.