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Eddie
This is a podcast called 25 Whistles.
Mitch Morse
Talking Football.
Kevin
And they all wear a whistle.
Mitch Morse
Yeah, it's stupid, but why did you expect. It's a podcast called 25 Whistles. 25 Whistles.
Mike
All right.
Kevin
Welcome to the show. Blow the whistle. Okay, I'm trying to order some food.
Eddie
Okay.
Kevin
And I have this Mexican restaurant that I like here in town, and I like to order drinks. I like a lot of drinks. I'm a big drink guy. If I'm ordering food, I'll. I'm sampling the array of drinks. And I'm not talking about, like, sodas, but if they have any kind of specialty drink, I'm getting it.
Eddie
Oh, aguas frescas. You know what that is? Frescas. It's fresh water, but it's like pineapple water.
Kevin
Oh, I don't ever get that.
Eddie
Strawberry water.
Kevin
Oh, that sounds good. Like, I went to Chick Fil a the other day. I ordered and ordered a regular sweet tea, then ordered one with strawberry syrup.
Eddie
Is that good?
Kevin
And a lot of. Yeah, it was great, actually. A lot of times. Well, it was an option. If. I don't know, I'll get it and then get another one in case I don't like that one. I'm just a big drink guy. And so there's something here I'm going order for this Mexican restaurant. It's called a harash. What does that mean?
Eddie
Spell it.
Kevin
H U A R A C H E.
Mike
Everyone looks at Mike.
Kevin
Spell it again. Sorry. H U A R A C H E. What? At you.
Eddie
Okay. But that's a sandal.
Kevin
But it's a type of food too. Is it not a drink? No. Oh, is it under drinks if it's. Or chata.
Eddie
That's a.
Mike
That's a drink.
Kevin
What's an athletic cerveza?
Eddie
Oh, that's a beer, dude. That's. Oh, athletic brand beer. That's non alcoholic. Non.
Kevin
Oh, that's a brand.
Eddie
Yeah, Non alcoholic.
Kevin
Now you work out and you drink. It was like health or like a. You know how they have like a. What do they call it? Beer? Like Michaela Vulture? No, no, no. They have. They call it beer. It's like a kind of like a. It's not a root beer.
Eddie
Oh, oh, oh, like a root.
Mike
No, it has the word beer.
Kevin
Like a ginger beer. It's not beer. Thank you. It's not beer.
Eddie
Okay.
Kevin
I don't know if that was like an athletic surveys. That was like a ginger beer.
Eddie
No athletics. A brain. And they have all non alcoholic beer.
Kevin
What about in a bloody.
Eddie
Non alcoholic bloody.
Kevin
I don't want any of this then. This is all bad. This is not. Got to get.
Mike
You wouldn't like any drinks.
Eddie
Have you ever had a Bloody Mary virgin?
Kevin
No, because I don't feel like I'd like a virgin tomato.
Eddie
Really do. A bloody Mary is delicious. Like really good.
Kevin
Too savory.
Eddie
But I will even say that the vodka in the Bloody Mary kind of ruins the Bloody Mary a little bit.
Kevin
So I just don't like savory stuff. I don't like savory drinks.
Eddie
Like salty, salty drinks.
Kevin
Not really. I like salt. I'll go to Mexican places and I'll get a fruity drink and have a salt on the rim.
Eddie
There we go.
Mike
It.
Kevin
Lick it.
Eddie
Oh, and they're judging you.
Kevin
I love a salty rib.
Mike
Give the drink back.
Eddie
Hey, have you had horchata?
Kevin
I don't know what that is.
Eddie
It's like a rice milk.
Kevin
Yeah, it's.
Eddie
It's almost like.
Kevin
I think I would be nervous to order it because I don't know what it is, so. I probably wouldn't order a horchata. It's pretty sweet.
Eddie
I mean, it's. I would. I would classify it like a. I mean, it's like milk, but it's. It's almost like an almond milk. But a sweeter almond milk.
Kevin
Like ice cold. Okay, I made my order.
Eddie
What'd you get?
Kevin
What'd you get? A burrito.
Eddie
After all that? Well, you're not gonna try the. What I choose.
Kevin
He said it was a sandal.
Eddie
Yeah, but it's called a sandal. But it's really a food. You're not ordering a sandal.
Kevin
I didn't want to order a sandal. I literally took that as a sandal. I didn't need it.
Mike
It looks.
Kevin
It looks like a sandal. Like, the base of it looks like a sandal. Is it a fruity drink? No, it's a food.
Eddie
It's a food.
Kevin
Oh, I didn't want that. No, I got a burrito. I thought I was on the drinks tab.
Eddie
What's in your burrito, dude? I'm so curious about your Mexican food order.
Kevin
It's so. And basic because I can't have cheese.
Eddie
Okay, so you have meat, like protein. What's your protein? Chicken.
Kevin
Yeah, chicken. And rice. Beans and beans. That's it. That's all I can have.
Eddie
Solid. Dude, put some people.
Kevin
Salsa.
Mike
No, no.
Eddie
Yeah, salsa.
Kevin
It comes on the side. I order the triple salsa.
Mike
It's triple heat salsa.
Kevin
It's three different kinds of sauces. Oh, and it comes with guac, so I get the chips and triple salsa.
Eddie
There we go.
Kevin
Yeah, they're good. And one's orange, one's green, one's red. The orange is the hottest.
Eddie
Yeah, that's probably a habanero.
Mike
Habanero, yeah.
Kevin
But it's a place we go all the time called Mice.
Eddie
Mice. Corn.
Kevin
And you go on in the walls, all corn. Let's made the walls made of corn. Used to be a food truck here in town. And, yeah, it was to a.
Eddie
What do you call it?
Kevin
Brick And I think it's still a food truck, but also they made it to a restaurant. Maybe another one. This one's, like, right up the road.
Mike
Okay, never mind.
Kevin
But it's awesome. I order from there once a week. We go there once every couple weeks. But I'm glad you guys could experience that with me.
Eddie
That was actually fun.
Kevin
Well, I just didn't know what the drink selection was there. You may want to think twice if you want to get a photo with Mr. Beast. So he says that people asking for a photo with him feels like a death sentence.
Eddie
Why? He doesn't like taking pictures of people.
Kevin
Basically, he said it's like a death sentence if you're not quick because you take photos in public. Everybody's going to turn around, and then lines form, and then you're just there taking pictures the whole time. Oh, so he doesn't, like, take pictures with people because he knows that'll equal far more pictures with far more people. You rolled your eyes.
Mitch Morse
Go ahead.
Eddie
Yes. It's so dumb. You can handle all that? Like, I think Theo Vaughn does a really good job. I've seen videos of him where he walks out, he's like, guys, I'm just gonna be real with you. I've got to be somewhere in two minutes. So if you want to take a group picture, we'll all do it. And then I gotta roll. And then he does that, and then he leaves it. The line. Relax. Honestly, I don't think half the people recognize Mr. Beast.
Kevin
I think you're old. I think that's a very old person thing to say.
Eddie
You're telling me.
Mike
I've never seen one of his videos, but I know who he is.
Eddie
You know, what he looks like if you saw him on the street. Yeah.
Mike
Would I take a picture? Probably not, but yes.
Kevin
You're old by saying that Mike super old dude is the most followed YouTube account. He's very famous.
Eddie
I think he's dumb to think that if he took one picture, the whole freaking street will stop.
Kevin
He has young fans. So you see a bunch of kids out there all going to know who Mr. Beast is. He says he's literally been kicked out of Walmart because of it.
Eddie
Oh, he did it at Walmart.
Kevin
And I'm surprised he's at Walmart. I think that's the part that I was surprised by. Surprising I mean almost half a billion subscribers on YouTube.
Eddie
No, I get it.
Kevin
But you don't because you were like, he's not famous. No, he's way more famous. Name somebody like Arnie, Text.
Eddie
The guy I follow on TikTok. He cooks Mexican food. He's legit. Right? But I. And I know I watch all his videos, but if I saw him on the street, I probably wouldn't even think that's Arnie Tex.
Kevin
But that's not Mr. Beast.
Eddie
He's still pretty, pretty big on TikTok. But not, not huge.
Mike
I understand, but what about I show Speed?
Eddie
Never seen him before.
Kevin
So he's super famous. He's not Mr. Beast famous because Mr. Beast was that famous. Plus he's so big that corporations wanted to get involved with him. And he's got food. Mr. Beast is wildly famous. The Paul brothers. Speed is super famous. But Mr. Beast is a different level.
Eddie
Logan, Jake, those dudes, I get it. Like they're. You can't mistaken. Like I still think Mr. Beast kind of still looks like a normal dude. That doesn't. You see Jake Paul, you're like, oh, that's Jake Paul. No doubt.
Kevin
My problem with Mr. Beast is he doesn't look like a Beast. To have a name like Mr. Beast, I always feel he should be a little more Beast. Like.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kevin
Or a big dude. Yeah, he's not.
Eddie
Do we know how he got his name?
Kevin
Gamertag. He started out streaming.
Eddie
Okay, what would your game. What's your gamer tag?
Kevin
My gamer tag is. I think it's Bobby Bones. Bones. Because someone had jacked my name and so I just made that up real quick.
Eddie
So that would be your Mr. Beast. Bobby Bones. Bones.
Kevin
No, my name, my Mr. Beast is Bobby Bones. Not even my real name.
Eddie
Okay, that's true. That's true. Huh?
Kevin
Yeah.
Eddie
That minus Smoking Edo now because I had. I got hacked. I think Producer Eddie was my name. And that got hacked. And then I'm Smoking Edo. Now, but I meant by like smoking chicken. That's why I created it.
Kevin
Everybody thinks you're.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what's up. I started playing every 2K and they're like, yeah, you smoking too, dude?
Mike
I think you're like smoking dudes in games. You know what I mean?
Kevin
Oh, that too. Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kevin
Complex with that story there. How you doing?
Eddie
I'm good, man, I'm good. Cold, but I'm good.
Kevin
Checking in. You're not betting?
Eddie
I. I bet last night on.
Kevin
Oh, you're back.
Eddie
It was just a late night bet, I think.
Kevin
No, no, there's not a. It doesn't count as much if it's late night. Still, like, the value doesn't down Cincinnati, but the significance was you weren't betting Arizona, Cincinnati basketball. And was it. Was it an Arizona game? So it was way later.
Eddie
It was later and it was towards the end and I was just like, oh, let me just throw this $5 on this and see what happens. And I hit it. Three in a row, baby. Three in a row. I'm back. And I just. To me, to me, dude, you're back. To me. That. That. That New England's Patriots line. That's. That's too little. Like, what is it? Minus four and a half. That's too little.
Mike
Stay away from that.
Kevin
It's minus five and a half right now.
Eddie
Okay, so that's what I'm saying. See, it's moving so quickly. By the time this podcast over, it's gonna be minus eight and a half. We gotta get on that now.
Mike
Stay away.
Kevin
Eddie, you are kind of a curse.
Eddie
Why though? Like, why am I a curse?
Kevin
Because anytime you hop on something, we tend to lose.
Eddie
I don't disagree with that, but I don't understand why I'm the curse.
Kevin
Oh, you don't know why I don't understand it? You're not arguing that you're not a curse, you just don't know why you're cursed.
Eddie
I've seen it too many times and you guys remind every single time.
Kevin
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, great. Eddie's on this. Now we're going to lose it and.
Kevin
What do we do?
Eddie
We lose it.
Kevin
What's the deal? So do you think you'll stay if the Patriots win? Because we're going to go out to San Francisco.
Mike
I. I'm 50. 50 now.
Kevin
Are you only 50? 50? Because you don't want to say yes. Because if you commit to it, it makes sense.
Mike
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm 50. 50 because it's going to cost a lot of money. That's why I'm 50. 50.
Kevin
You'll already be out there, though. Paid for.
Eddie
So the travel, but.
Mike
But I will have to pay for it. Two nights of myself and the game ticket and then the drinks and the food for two or three days, which adds up quick.
Eddie
It's your own drinks.
Kevin
It's your own thing in the super bowl, though.
Mike
I know, dude.
Eddie
Sacrifice. You're like, the drinks, man.
Mike
I got little ones now. I got to think about, like, future stuff and everything.
Kevin
When they're like three, you have to actually care about them.
Mike
But I got to start that now, like, you know, start putting stuff into accounts for them, you know, A thousand.
Kevin
What's your advice about that?
Eddie
Dude, it just. I. I never. Like, it was.
Mike
Yeah. How was that going?
Eddie
For paycheck to paycheck. I'm still paycheck to paycheck.
Kevin
Exactly. You know what?
Eddie
But you know what, though? They're not starving and they've eaten.
Mike
But I'm talking about college funds. I'm talking about cars.
Kevin
Yeah, he's got a point. They're not starving.
Eddie
They're living, dude. They're very happy.
Mike
We're gonna keep it that way.
Kevin
Did you know Jared Stidham was a top two recruit behind only Kyler Murray in high school? And Kyler Murray was legendary in high school. So Kyler Murray was number one. Texas A and M. This is dual threat quarterbacks. Jarrett Stidham, Baylor, but he ended up going to Auburn. Deandre Francois.
Mike
Do you remember him?
Kevin
No.
Mike
You would if he's all picture number 12 for Florida State.
Kevin
What about him would be.
Eddie
He was good.
Mike
Like, he was good. He started for a few years.
Kevin
He was number three. Brandon Wimbush, Notre Dame. Dwayne Lawson at Virginia Tech. Sherry On Jones of Tennessee. Are these was the only second because everybody else sucked.
Eddie
None of these guys names.
Mike
Wimbush. He was a lefty at Notre Dame.
Kevin
Oh, I'm sure they all were real people.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kevin
This is 2015, but some of the guys. Joe Burrow was nine.
Mike
Yeah.
Kevin
This is a dual threat to Ohio State. Yeah. And Kelly Bryant at Clemson. I remember Kelly Bryant. Lamar Jackson was at number 17.
Eddie
Wow.
Mitch Morse
At Louisville.
Mike
Rankings mean nothing, man.
Eddie
But we. Are we. Are we scraping here? Like, what do you mean? I mean, we're talking Stidham's like, did you know, like. Well, we're looking for anything to be like, guys, he could really pull this off.
Kevin
Oh, I think it's just fun fact more than anything else.
Mike
I'm not saying that he. He was a top two recruit. He's going to win this game, guys.
Eddie
I just feel like everyone's just like, let's scrape anything we got on him so we can make this a game.
Kevin
I don't think he can pull it off. I'm not a Patriots fan, so I'm okay with saying that because I don't feel like I can jinx it. I. I don't think that they'll pull it off. I don't think they're going to ask a lot of him.
Mike
The Broncos.
Kevin
Yes. So I think he can probably pull off what's being asked of him. I think the problem will be if they get down. Yeah, if they get down 10 points or so, it's going to be on him.
Mike
Yeah.
Kevin
And then it's make or break by Stidham.
Mike
You think? I think Dobbins came off the ir. He's, like, eligible to practice. Evan said he's playing or not. Do you think that would be a big factor? They have Harvey, the rookie, but if they can run, obviously that helps him.
Kevin
They are going to run.
Mike
Yeah, they have to.
Kevin
They're going to run.
Mike
And their old line's good?
Kevin
Yeah, no, they're. They're good offensively. They're great defensively, but they're good to good. Plus, with Bo Nicks, how are the.
Eddie
Patriots against the run?
Mike
Been a lot better since Milton Williams, D tackle. He came back bar more. I mean, you've seen the last two games, dude, they've allowed one touchdown, two playoff games.
Kevin
Hey, are you lying about your shoulder?
Mike
What do you mean?
Kevin
So Kevin's still in a sling? There have been people.
Mike
There have been Eddie.
Eddie
No, I just didn't say that. And he's not even looking at me.
Kevin
I wasn't even looking at him.
Eddie
I just heard the word lie, and I'm like, go ahead.
Kevin
There have been people saying that you're using your shoulder and how long that you've been injured as a way to garner sympathy, that you've been telling people at work it's going to be seven months.
Mike
Seven months? I never said seven months.
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Eddie
Seven months.
Mike
No, the phys. So what's Eddie.
Eddie
He didn't say that.
Mike
The physical therapy part of it. So I went last week when I was at physical therapy, and I'm supposed to get the sling off next week. Thank God. And I was like, hey, you know, when I get done with the sling, I got what, like a month left or something of physical therapy? He's like, dude, you're here till, like, June or July. I didn't know that. I didn't realize the entire process of physical therapy takes that long. But I didn't say seven months. But I mean, that is five to six.
Eddie
Six months.
Kevin
So you haven't said that to any girls in the office.
Mike
I know. Oh, I know who you're talking about. I didn't say. Why are you looking at me?
Eddie
Dude.
Mike
It ain't Mike and it definitely is not.
Eddie
You don't know that.
Mike
No, I've never said seven months. I said to June or July.
Kevin
I mean, that's six months. Are you feeling good though?
Mike
Yeah, I'm ready to get out, man. I'm. I'm getting all kinds of good range of motion at physical therapy. I'm trying to be like Adrian Peterson.
Kevin
It sucks. You know, physical therapy sucks. It hurts.
Mike
Yeah, it does.
Eddie
You're going every week now.
Kevin
Sometimes twice a week.
Mike
You're still going too, huh?
Kevin
Twice a week. I only, I. I got into this thing, I forget what it's called, but it's like an anti gravity treadmill. And they say that because it takes 30 to 40% of your weight off when you run. And so I had surgery on my ankle and what you do is you get in this hula hoop type thing and you zip into to it and they blow up the air.
Eddie
So it makes you hover a little bit.
Mike
I'm a little.
Kevin
And so I'm running and they have it on five and a half or so and I'm doing one minute intervals and I feel my ankle go. Shock right in my ankle and I'm like done, out, done. And it hurt bad where I thought I was done and re. Re injured it. And my doctor was like, no, no, no, it's going to hurt when that happens. Stop. And so I didn't get on the treadmill again the next week. But now I do a lot of stuff where I stand on one foot and catch a ball because I've got to like put weight to move in different directions.
Mike
On the other foot or on that foot?
Kevin
On that foot.
Mike
Ouch.
Eddie
Who's throwing you the ball? The doctor.
Kevin
People just walking by.
Eddie
There you go. Catch this outside.
Mike
Home Depot.
Kevin
Physical therapist.
Eddie
Okay.
Kevin
Yeah. So I'm going twice a week. I gotta get it better.
Mike
Are you see? I'm like, I feel like an athlete. I'm like motivated. I'm like, if I need to get in here three times, let me know I need to get this thing better.
Kevin
I've just put on probably 10 pounds because I can't run, I can't really do anything active. And so I just don't want to be fat anymore because it feels like I'm fat in my body because I'm not used to having this extra £10.
Eddie
You're not, though.
Mike
You don't look.
Eddie
You look good, dude.
Mitch Morse
Shout out.
Kevin
Both of you.
Eddie
Do not think you're fat.
Kevin
You're not beast.
Eddie
Hey, so is that your goal to not be fat, like, right now, or is it your goal to be like, I want to get back to the pickleball court.
Kevin
I miss competing in anything. And also, there have been things that we have not done, like go to Tennessee basketball and, like, do that. Shoot with them, because I can't. I'm not gonna go and be on a freaking crutch. So I just like to be back to normal. Okay, But I gotta be back to normal before my wife has a baby.
Mike
Yeah, that too. Do you ever get. You kind of touched on A little bit, but, like, every time I feel a little hurt in my shoulder, I'm like, oh, no. Yeah, screwed for another month. But then you talk to your doctor or the physical therapist, they're like, no, that's totally normal.
Kevin
Like, okay. What was weird was it's so weak because I didn't use it for three months and it had to be surgically repaired. So, like, I'm doing calf raises and I started to get tired just doing calf raises. That's, like, the weeniest workout you could possibly do. And so, yeah, that's been weird.
Eddie
You, like, out of breath doing calf raises?
Kevin
No, but I just. My leg is completely fatigued.
Eddie
Got you.
Mike
Do you see a size difference in your legs?
Kevin
No, it's been three months.
Eddie
Your legs look good, dude.
Kevin
No, my arms, though. I've lost a little.
Eddie
Really, like, tone. You lost some tone on that?
Kevin
Look, I don't have an extremely muscular body. Bad.
Eddie
Pretty good arms for a minute there, dude. Yeah, you're looking pretty.
Kevin
Because I'm a pretty thin guy, and I. My arms are pretty good. I've kind of lost a little bit. Yeah, that's.
Mike
Hey, you'll get it back, man.
Eddie
What about you?
Kevin
Yeah.
Mike
Oh, yeah, same. I mean, I'm kind of the same where, like, you know, you have your. Your strengths and your weaknesses. I feel like my arms and shoulders are one of my strengths.
Kevin
And so what's your body strength like? Like, what's strongest? No, no. What's, like, the. If some woman you didn't know had to look at your whole body and pick the. The thing they were most attracted to, it can't Be your wife because she knows you as a human. And she'll be kind.
Eddie
You know, she would be most attracted to, like, any part, not just muscle. Stop.
Mitch Morse
Stop it.
Eddie
Because, I mean, my. My biceps are pretty good.
Kevin
What's your best. What's your most attractive body part?
Eddie
Is easy.
Kevin
Go ahead.
Eddie
My eyelashes. The women love my eyelashes. I get. Dude, I get it all the time. And they won't say, like, oh, my gosh, they're so hot. What they tell me is, gosh, you have great eyelashes. Like, every woman would be jealous to have those.
Kevin
I've never once thought about your eyelashes. You have big, thick eyebrows.
Eddie
They never say anything about my eyebrows.
Kevin
Maybe they're so blown away at how thick your eyebrow and. And you catch them staring and like, oh, yeah, your eyelashes.
Eddie
Why can't you just accept that they like my eyelashes?
Kevin
They might. I just don't notice eyelashes at all.
Eddie
Yeah, well, the girls like it. Yeah.
Kevin
Kevin, you.
Mike
Mine are my eyes. The blue eyes. I'm just saying, guys, hey, my whole family has them, dude. Till this day. My dad is 65 years old, and he still gets compliment on him. All right? And they got handed down to me, my brother, my sister, my babies.
Eddie
What do they say? Like.
Mike
And they're like, damn, you have such beautiful eyes.
Eddie
Damn, you have such beautiful eyes.
Mike
Yeah, like, your eyes are so blue. Oh, my gosh. I know.
Kevin
Thanks.
Mike
All right.
Eddie
What you got? Dude, don't even. Don't what?
Mitch Morse
What would I say?
Kevin
You don't know what I'm going to say. What do you think is my best body part? Because I know what I'm going to say.
Eddie
What do I think? Yeah. So it doesn't have to be external, right?
Kevin
Like your brain, My kidney. Oh, no, you got a good brain. It's got to be somebody that you. That they can just see physically, not see.
Mike
Yeah.
Kevin
No, because I. I have. What? My quick answer is Hair. My hair?
Mike
Yes.
Eddie
You're powerful, dude.
Kevin
It's. It's strong. It's powerful. The girl that cuts my hair, sometimes she has to cut it, like, three times in a month. She's like, man, if I have something to do, she's like, this grows like nothing else.
Eddie
And I bet to her it's fun. It's like, it's a clean blank canvas, dude. And she can just do whatever with it.
Kevin
I don't give her any direction.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kevin
She's like, what do you want to do this time? Whatever you feel.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Kevin
Because I know if it ain't good, it'll grow back all I have to do to get my hair to grow is like this.
Eddie
And it grows back.
Mitch Morse
I just.
Kevin
I just squeeze and it grows out of my head.
Eddie
Dude, you know what?
Kevin
It's like I'm pooping.
Mike
Do you get lightheaded?
Kevin
I do that and my hair grows.
Eddie
When I would get my hair cut and, like, I had a little bit of hair, I'd always do that, too. Like, do whatever you want. Like, there's only one thing we can do to this trim it. It's not much, man. Like, that's why I decided to shave it all.
Mike
Do you ever go to the barber for, like, your beard or anything?
Kevin
Never.
Eddie
No, I'm done with that. I got Lasik for my eyes. Never have to go to the eye doctor, and I don't.
Kevin
So you could see that you're missing hair.
Mike
Yeah. What does that have to do with your beard?
Kevin
I'm just saying.
Eddie
I used to go to the eye doctor all the time. Had to go, like, twice a year. Don't have to do that anymore. And I don't have to get my hair cut anymore, ever.
Kevin
Bald head's good on you. Yeah.
Eddie
Thank you, man. I. Dude, I'm kind of back to the hat because I just. I don't know. I don't. And what's weird is I look in the mirror and I'm like, dang, I look just like my dad.
Kevin
You do look just like your dad, though, now, because you're also getting older.
Eddie
Yeah, I'm older. And what does that mean? Like. Because my dad was, like, 72.
Kevin
Yeah, but, like, I'm not 72. No, you just. You're starting to get older. And my version of him is probably from 15 years ago when I first met him. And you maybe longer than that.
Eddie
And he was bald, right?
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Kevin
Bald, yeah.
Mike
And you remember him at the age that you're at now?
Kevin
Probably.
Mike
You know what I mean?
Eddie
When he was my age, he had hair. Like, he still had hair. It was, like, bald in circle. And he had a mustache.
Mike
Cold sack.
Eddie
He had a mighty. Had a mustache for so long.
Kevin
And I've thought about, like, no, that looks gross.
Eddie
Why people do it, dude, some country artists, yeah, Riley Green, Morgan Wallen, they pull it off. Why can't we pull it?
Kevin
Because they're Riley Green and Morgan Wallen.
Eddie
Fair enough.
Kevin
How do you say green in Spanish Verde? You'd be Riley Verde. All right, so let's. Let's knock out a parlay here. We got Patriots minus five and a half at the Broncos with DraftKings.
Mitch Morse
What?
Eddie
What do you got. That's a no brainer, dude.
Mike
Okay, you're taking the Broncos.
Eddie
You gotta take the Patriots.
Kevin
So Patriots minus five and a half.
Eddie
I mean guys, it's. It's like the Seahawks Niners game. Murder Row.
Kevin
Okay, Patriots minus five and a half. Consider it done. Rams at Seahawks.
Mike
Eddie.
Kevin
Seahawks minus two and a half. Let's say it on the count of three.
Eddie
Rams.
Kevin
I was going to say that too. Golly. Okay.
Eddie
Right.
Kevin
So you want. You're taking Rams plus two and a half.
Eddie
Yeah. You really want to make some scratch that money line.
Mike
You really want to make some scratch.
Kevin
Okay.
Eddie
What you thinking? He's scratching his head. I like this.
Kevin
I'm going to go. Drake may over 229 passing. So we'll do that. We'll do patriots minus five and a half. Rams plus two and a half. Drake may plus 229 passing.
Eddie
Then you're loving those passing yards.
Kevin
Yeah, because most of them. I don't want to be the guess as most of the time I hit because I don't. I feel pretty good. I feel pretty confident in those. I think I hit more of those.
Mike
Those are fun.
Eddie
Yeah. What's your magic number? You like 200? Around 200.
Kevin
Depends if it's CJ Stroud. Like 80. But sometimes I go to DraftKings and I move it back 80.
Mike
We don't even offer that, actually.
Kevin
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Mitch Morse
It does. And it turns out Monday mornings NFL season, where football contents a diaper pail in regards to people coming and checking you out. But it's been fun, dude. And yeah, that was a safe assumption, my friend.
Kevin
I want to roll through your teams at first because you played for three teams. The Chiefs drafted you, right?
Mitch Morse
They did, yes, sir.
Kevin
And so looking back at 2025 for the Chiefs, you know, they have some decisions to make. They have some decisions to be made, which is one is Kelsey coming back. But what are they going to have to do to kind of get back in the mix next year? Wow.
Mitch Morse
Yeah. I mean, great question, because if you had told me that their season went in like this and that kind of strife, I would have told you you're crazy because, I mean, it felt like they were just going to reload and revamp and get going. But you know, it's interesting. So you see like a guy like Patrick Mahomes or I assume a Josh Allen here soon, or a Tom, like so Tom Brady, he's on the same team but had four, three or four different iterations of the same team. Like it's just going to have these influx of core guys and players. You're gonna have to go through this shift because from the outside looking in, I have no idea what happened. You know, I have the utmost respect. And for coach Reed and that core of leaders there, they've done a great job and they've won big games and big moments. And I think this is one of those seasons of change. And if you, if you had a pill that could tell you exactly what was wrong, you'd be a billionaire. Because no one really knows.
Kevin
You know, with, with the Chiefs, they've drafted pretty well except for like the receiver spot. Like they've. And that's the thing that you mentioned, New England, they had trouble drafting receivers as well. And you've got to draft well to consistently be good because that's where you're saving money, right? You're paying those rookie contracts, but you got a bunch of money going into Travis Kelsey. Do you want Travis Kelsey to retire? If you're the chief, so you have that money?
Mitch Morse
Absolutely not. Of course I have some skin in the game. He's a tremendous leader. I mean, talk about a rallying cry for a team in a locker room. Him, you can't refute. His production this year was impressive, especially when everyone was kind of doubting him going into his 13th season. I mean, granted, you have to look at it pragmatically going into year 14, year depreciating asset in the NFL. But when the Kelsey brothers have a proven record of, of being able to perform well into year 14 and 15, if you look at his brother, that being said, I mean, you could talk to a guy, you could have Canaan conversations. You've garnered this relationship where you're able to have these convers with Travis if he wants to take a pay cut or if not, or how he envisions his season or his career ending rather. So, you know, long, long way of answering that question, which what I would say, absolutely, you do not want Travis Kelsey to retire.
Kevin
How did you know when it was time to retire?
Mitch Morse
Oh, man. You know, that's a great question. I was. First of all, we, we'd played overseas because the Jags play a bunch overseas. And we were doing a two week stint. We played the Bears and then we were going to play New England. And where we were staying was called the Grove. It's this unbelievable kind of resort golf place where a lot of actors stay because there's a studio where they film A bunch of movies right there. And we were staying there and we just kind of got pounded by the Bears. And I played a terrible game and kind of. Coach had kind of put me up on the poster board and kind of rained me. And rightfully so. I played terrible, but I had had tickets because they. It was right next to where they had filmed Harry Potter, like literally the. A mile away. So I go to Harry Potter. I'm walking through Harry Potter land. I'm on platform nine and three quarters, and I'm looking around, I'm like, I don't want to play football anymore. I don't want be a wizard either. But like, I, you know, it's just I. And you go back and you have this conversation with your wife and, you know, it's just I. I had found there's two. There's two schools of thought in this, which is quit while you're ahead or play one more year than you think. And I definitely went for the latter. And I appreciate that because it gave you some clarity and some closure on this. But that being said, you also catch yourself on film. You're like, who the hell is that? Because you're telling your body. Talk about depreciating asset. You're telling your body, all right, run this way, go this fast, reach the linebackers, and your. Your. Your legs are chugging as fast as they can. They just. Your body does not respond like it used to. So that's a very humbling experience in itself and definitely helps play a role into making that decision.
Kevin
Isn't it hard, though, to give up the money? Because again, and I do an NFL show with Matt Castle and we talk a lot about how athletes. You have a very limited window to make that really good money. How much does that weigh into retiring, though?
Mitch Morse
Oh, I mean, the. The Bills probably paid me a lot more than they should have. And, And I got. I got compensated well. I was very fortunate in my career. And, you know, to be honest, I was playing for less money than I played for since my rookie season at that point. And I'm seeing friends, you know, go through these traumatic injuries in the field. You know, whether it be, you know, I've already suffered six concussions. Do I want another one and have that conversation with my family or I had a buddy whose leg exploded on the field, severed a nerve, and has permanent drop foot, like, and you got to play that into it is this point, am I playing football because I love the game still, or am I playing it because I love being a football player? And when You. When that intersection crosses and you're doing it and you find it. You find you might be doing it a little bit for vanity, you kind of got to remove yourself. And. And it was. It was. It was a. It was a difficult moment for sure, because that's your identity for as long as you can think, like, I play football, people answer the phone, cool. Like, that's inevitably going to change. But that doesn't mean you should keep playing the game if it's for the wrong reasons.
Kevin
So you go to Buffalo, which you just mentioned. Is it a different kind of cold? Because it's freaking cold in Kansas City. It. But then Buffalo, it just seems like it's a different animal up there. Do you have to get better at playing in cold weather?
Mitch Morse
Well, it. I would say, you know, it's interesting. It's a great question. People on that. It gets colder in Kansas City, but the sun's out. And that plays a role because once November 1st hits in beautiful Buffalo, New York and Western New York, the sun goes on holiday. And I don't know where it goes, but that plays a huge role on just your mentals. And yeah, I guess the. The eerie effect. Snow is so prominent.
Mike
It.
Mitch Morse
And you know, it grabs the. Garners the attention of the media and yourself. I mean, in 2022, we were gonna. We were supposed to play at home. We had to move the game because it snowed 7ft in 24 hours.
Kevin
Oh, my God.
Mitch Morse
And I'll tell you what, like, the drywall inside the house started to crack because of the weight on the. On the roof. Yeah. So it definitely. That plays a role in having to kind of nut up or shut up. And. Yeah, it's a beautiful thing, man. It's a great place to be. And I'll tell you what, as much as it's cold and kind of grimy, it's. It's conducive for great football, great fellowship and just good family lifestyle.
Kevin
You know, Sean McDermott was fired. I feel like Buffalo is a place where you have to get a guy to come in and actually be a part of the culture. Like, you can't have a coach force a culture onto Buffalo. It's almost like Nebraska football. They would try with some of those wide open guys. They come in, run a wide open. It was just a little too wide open. That's just not Nebraska football. As much as you try, I feel like Buffalo is a bit the same. Like, if you're not from Buffalo and understand what the Bills mafia and Bills culture is like, it ain't going to fit. And there have been talks of, you know, Dable, and we could go through all the possibilities, but what kind of coach does Buffalo need?
Mitch Morse
Oh, yeah, the culture thing is interesting. I feel like you get, you know, the best way you can learn in any facet of life is being thrown into the fire. And there's no other way of being a coach in Buffalo, New York, than being thrown in the fire. So that way you'll learn. I think the biggest thing for this team is they made a decision, right. You can call it right or wrong, but there's a decision made where they felt there was stagnancy or they just needed sometimes just a change of scenery. You got to find a guy who is either going to develop your quarterback, continue pushing that guy, or you have to find another defensive mind. It's. It's a fascinating thing. It's another one of those things that if you had a pill that could tell you exactly what to do, you'd be a billionaire. Because this is a decision they're gonna have to solely make. And no matter what they make, there's going to be either criticisms or adulation for all this. It's going to be a remarkable thing to see. And I. Hopefully they nail it because I got a lot of vested interest in that. That area.
Kevin
What about the Jaguars? You go to the Jaguars. Let's talk about them as a team. First of all, I guess we should talk about the juxtaposition of Buffalo versus Jacksonville. It's got to feel great to go somewhere where you're not having to double sleeve up, right?
Mitch Morse
Yeah. It played a huge role in picking the. That team. I mean, Doug Peterson was my first ever offensive coordinator for the Chiefs. That played a role in that. And then, you know, my wife had always kind of joked if we had played for another team, that if she. If we could make it below a certain latitude, she'd be very happy. And then when it actually pushed came to shove, she was mute because the biggest player in that free agency was actually Pittsburgh. You know, they offered more money. They were very interested. And, you know, they brought me in and. And I was hoping I would hate it when I got there. And I remember calling my wife and be like, I got. I got terrible news for you. This place is awesome. Mike Tomlin's a man. This is cool. But then as I'm there, Jacksonville calls, I go down, and that sun just snatches my soul, man. The palm trees. And then you gotta think outside yourself. It's your 10. You know, of course, you want to play for, you know, you got to put yourself in the best position, but also for your family. I mean, they've. They've been through it now, these nine years in Kansas City and Buffalo, kind of freezing and hunkering down for you, it's kind of. You got to meet them halfway. And yeah, professionally it stunk. We weren't very good, but it wasn't because we didn't try hard and we didn't have a good group of dudes. It was just, you know, whatever you want to call it, it just didn't work out. But to be able to cross the intercoastal every day on your way home and see them and they're thriving, I mean, you do that 10 times over.
Kevin
If you're a Jaguars fan. You got to pretty excited though, right? Liam Cohen comes in. Obviously they, you know, kind of crapped out in the playoffs, but it wasn't that. It wasn't a great team. I mean, Josh Allen basically carried that victory, snatched it from them. Trevor Lawrence had his best season. Jaguar fans pretty pumped up.
Mitch Morse
Absolutely. Yeah. It was really fun to be in. Entrenched in a community where everyone was kind of lit up by the team. Yeah, talk about a total flip on the head. Liam Cohen comes in and interjects confidence, swagger, moxie, whatever you want to call it, and execution into a team that I was telling folks when I was there, you know, because when you're, when you're kind of stinking it up, people don't really take your word for a team. I'm sitting there, I'm like, these two. We got some dudes on this team who can play football. And then they just had the opportunity to let it fly, execute, whatever you want to call it. I don't know what happened, but whatever happened was great. They were the most complete team, in my opinion, in the afc. And anyone talking to folks in Buffalo and. Or in Jacksonville, I mean, this was going to be a great game. And. And shoot, Jacksonville's got it going on. Truly. It's been fun to see.
Kevin
When you're playing center and you're calling whatever you're calling, you're pointing to something. I don't know what you're pointing at. The quarterbacks also saying stuff. Do you guys ever have to, like, shut each other up so you. So you can hear. Your lineman can hear you because he's also yelling at the receivers, like, is there a role? Like, don't talk at the same time.
Mitch Morse
Oh, that's a really interesting question. It's. I Mean, I can bore your ass off with a 30 minute thing about this thing, but I'll give you the kind of. The quick synopsis of this is that like each play, whether it's a runner, plat run or pass rather has a preordained like set of things that need to be discussed about and need to be relayed information. Right now the quarterback's going to do 80% of that and he's going to have final say on whatever. But as a center or whoever in the offensive line's job is to identify the certain things for a run. Could be like if it's a, if it's a base front or a, or, or a sub front and maybe the mike linebacker if it's a pass. You got to go through all sorts of things as a five or six man drop. Yes. I mean dude, it's time on task, thousands of reps. You take care of walkthrough reps as use those as game reps. It's all the cliche coach BS is it reigns true. Like you just got to get time on task and then in the end you just kind of work through that and figure it out.
Kevin
If the quarterback is yelling though and he's changing, he's calling protect, change of protection for some reason. Are you waiting for him to finish before you start telling your guys what's up?
Mitch Morse
Yeah, you shut your mouth, dude. You shut your, you shut your mouth and listen to what the quarterback has to say because no matter what happens, that's the dude who has to have full reign of what's going on. And then also what he's saying could determine if I have to change what I'm saying. Like it's just a beautiful dance you do between the two and it's fun to see when that thing's going, you kind of get in that flow. State worth communication and execution. It's. It was beautiful, man.
Kevin
Which quarterback did you have best early chemistry with?
Mitch Morse
When I got with Alex Smith, he was year 12 or 13, I was a rookie and I was just swimming out there. I was trying my best. But he had the most grasp of what it took at the time to be a professional. Had done it for 13 years. Really carried me along to be a pro. You know, Pat was interesting because he stepped in and it was just, just electricity from the jump. He knew exactly what he wanted. And then Josh was the same. I mean, I think there's more similarities than difference. And then by the time that I got to Trevor, I'd kind of done the inverse of What I had done with Alex, which was I was the older guy and Trevor's going into year four, so that was an interesting dynamic as well. But I would probably say Alex, just because he was, you know, he was not on a father figure is a weird, wild way to say that. But he was definitely the big brother in that instance and really kind of guided me and held my hand through a lot of this stuff that I had no idea what I was doing.
Kevin
Would you ever have a quarterback get under center, center be a little too aggressive? Like, they'd push a little too hard on your balls. You'd be like, dude, chill out for a second.
Mitch Morse
It's a great question. No, I. I appreciated that you always wanted to know where they were. You want knuckle to taint, but now the truth is, you'd like. So I'd had a bunch of elbow stuff and surgeries. And so as my. As the years progressed, you know, under center, usually you want to put that middle knuckle right on that taint. But I couldn't really do my full pronation or supination. Whatever you want to call. Call it souvenation. Pronation. Sorry. When I'd snap it. So like, by the. By the end of my career when I got to Trevor, I'm like, dude, put your hand on my left adductor or my left groin, because this thing's getting there. It's. No. You want to know? I'd rather be almost lift. Lifted off the ground by a quarterback than not knowing where they are.
Kevin
If you're running all shotgun. And I'm sure, you know, during your career, you had times where you were shotgun way more than the quarterback under center. Would you have to look back constantly to see where they were, or could you just blind snap it?
Mitch Morse
Yeah, you had to blind snap it. I mean, yeah, that's one of those things when you do hundreds of thousands of reps, you know, you. Hopefully I'll never be able to lose that. Right? Like, I mean, sometimes you. Like early in your career when you don't remember if it's gun or under, but if you. This is going to be weirdly technical and boring, but you got to also understand, like, you don't want to change the way you hold the ball from how you snap it under center to how you snap it shotgun. So I had to make that change because there's nothing worse than from like a play that shifts from gun to under, where you're like, messing with the ball and I have these little Whopper Burger Jr. Hands in general so it's like really already hard to kind of hold the ball now. You just kind of throw that thing back there and let it fly.
Kevin
Are there times where you would miss, snap it, or a bad snap, but you wouldn't know because you weren't looking. But you just have to, like, tell by everybody what's happening around you.
Mitch Morse
Sometimes you know that everything just slid. But, yeah, usually you hear the fans real excited, fast. I'm like, there's no way they got to the quarterback that fast. Or if you're playing at home, you hear this just guttural 72, 000 people holding their breath usually, you know, and then the defense is screaming ball, and they're kind of doing this weird dick dance around the ball because it's just, you know, the defense is weird.
Mike
And.
Mitch Morse
Yeah, I mean, once a year, you're going to have one. I can think of a few that keep you up at night where you just, oh, dude, there's nothing worse. You'd rather give up 20 sacks and give up one bad, you know, snap. That sucks.
Kevin
Who would line up against you that you were like, man, it's gonna be a long day?
Mitch Morse
I mean, you want to know how I knew it was time to retire? Whoever was up there, I was like, damn. That's when I knew it was trying to retire. You know, there's. There's different guys you think about in your career. There's the anomaly, the guy who, when you're asked this question, you remove from the factor because it's just not fair, which is Aaron Bob Donald. I mean, he was such a generational talent, maybe one of the greatest, if not the greatest defensive player to play it from the three technique position. That being said, I mean, in the. In the AFC south, right where you guys are, Jeffrey Simmons is a profound football player, and he's just angry, which kind of throws another wrench into that. You have a guy, dude, I mean, and also when he got into the league, like, my first start was against Vince Wilfork and J.J. watt. Like, I'm a young puppet and Vince is there, and you're just like, oh, my God, this is the NFL. This is crazy. Yeah. It just depends. There's a ton. There's loads of them. I mean, I got my ass kicked more than I kicked anyone's ass, that's for sure. I don't know how I stuck around that long.
Kevin
Some of those guys, they would move around, right? So you would. You would not know where they were lining up. And they would, if they're Moving these guys around, would it be like, oh great, this play. It's freaking Aaron Donald.
Mitch Morse
Yeah. Sucks, dude.
Eddie
Yeah.
Mitch Morse
You pray, you're like, please, you can't break the huddle fast enough and look around and see where this guy's lying. And then like now there's this new deal. These, they have these edge rushers. Like you think of Miles Garrett or Micah Parsons or I mean Rashad Gary did it once or twice, which is like they line up in like a basketball stance over the center and they do this like pretend crossover and then they have this giant two way go and all you think about before the snap is, I cannot give up a sack or this is going to be everywhere all the time. It's going to follow me for the rest of my life. My kids are going to see this one day. Mom's going to see this. Like so. And then like it's. Yeah. I mean you talk about it was easy to retire by then. It was nuts. Yeah, I was, I was done.
Kevin
How do you end up going from Austin, Texas to Missouri?
Mitch Morse
Oh, I'll tell you how I go from Austin, Texas to Missouri. Well, after growing up listening to 96.7 Kiss FM with Bobby Bones of Lunchbox, Shout out school, shout out to the boys, this has been kind of a full circle moment. Of course, you growing up in Austin, you bleed burnt orange. Orange. And I remember I went to a small little school called St. Michael's right in Barton Creek. I commuted because we didn't have the cheese to live around there. But I remember my coach had brought like, you know, because they little disc CDs back then, they weren't these huddle things or whatever. They bring it into like the coaches clinic for the Texas Longhorns and they give it to Major Applewhite and Major Applewhite looks at my, my thing and he sees where the high school is and throws it in the trash in front of my coach and walks off. And then by then I, I was just cool with whoever wanted to have me. Like so Missouri was the first one to offer. I was like, sick, let's go. And yeah, the tides have changed a little bit. And if I had to do it over again, I'd a thousand percent do it over again because I did enjoy my time in Missouri and Texas stunk cheese while I was there.
Kevin
So it was co. Yeah, I hate Texas. I just hate Texas in general. Like I, I'm Arkansas guy and I love Austin, but I hate, I hated the Longhorns.
Mitch Morse
Oh man, it's tough. Tough it's tough because the thing is, as much as you love Austin and they get. It's got so much going on for it. The thing that pisses me off is like when Texas, when the Longhorns do well, Austin seems to do well and I wish there was a disconnect because I can't stand them.
Kevin
Yeah, I love Austin. It's my favorite city. But I, I hate the long and part of that's just being an Arkansas guy. Who was your head coach when you were at Missouri?
Mitch Morse
A guy named Gary Pinkle. He was there for about, I want to say 13 years and before that was a Toledo for a bunch of years. He was Nick Saban's roommate in college and then they were ga gas together and. Yeah, good dude, great guy. Still lives there and kind of we, we hang when we can.
Kevin
I have become friends with Barry Odom who came in after. Who, who was what? Defensive coordinator while. Yeah, while you were there.
Mitch Morse
When I was there he was actually the lot. No, he was. No, he was a linebackers coach and then went to D.C. at Memphis and then he got the defense according job in Missouri during our bowl game my senior year. So he came out and then he took over as a head coach after. But he's a great guy. You know, he's got his work cut out for him at Purdue, but they got a bunch of good dudes over there.
Kevin
Let me ask you one final question. When a backup quarterback comes in referring to what's happening in Denver this weekend, is it up to you to have hey, let's especially mid game, like, all right, calm down, I got you. Like to let them know that you kind of got his back even though he's kind of rushed into this.
Mitch Morse
That is so dependent on the player, the relationship you guys have prior. It also depends on what your relationship is and the rest of the team. Like so say I was a year eight or nine guy. Yeah, absolutely. Were you a captain? Do you have a C on your team chest? Is this the kind of guy who already runs pretty hot and the last thing you want to do is get in his face? Not get in his face but like console him because then he's feeling slighted, like a babe. Or is this a guy that you need to love up a little bit because that gets his confidence knowing. So there's just so many factors. That being said, they have a guy named Davis Webb who's kind of a hot ticket name for a head coaching gig here soon. He's the quarterbacks coach there and he is the golden Ticket for the Sean Payton team to go to the Super Bowl. He'll get Jared Sam. Send them right to roll, everybody.
Kevin
Check out Monday Mornings with Mitch. How long have you been doing the podcast?
Mitch Morse
Oh, man, I'll tell you what it's been about Monday. A few Mondays have passed and it's been a humbling experience. Dude, it's been extremely humbling. A saturated market full of some killers. We love it, we enjoy it. It fills our cup up. We have great conversations. Please come over if you want to. If you don't, you guys, a lot of other things you could be doing. I totally get it, but we'd appreciate.
Kevin
Yeah, check out Monday Mornings with Mitch. I recommend you change it to Monday Mornings with Mitch Kelsey that naturally you'll have an audience. Massive. If you just add that to the name, you'll just be another Kelsey.
Mitch Morse
Yeah, that's a good point, man. They got the golden goose, dude. They're doing great.
Kevin
Follow Mitch. MitchMorrie. Hey, Mitch, thanks for the time, man. Yeah. Everybody go check out Monday Mornings with Mitch and hope you have a great warmth. Freaking weekend as we're in ice over here, just struggling to stay alive.
Mitch Morse
Oh, you guys are going to do great. Bring out the skates, boy. Don't get on the road. Please don't get on the road.
Kevin
All right, Mitch. Thanks, man. See you later. Good to see you.
Mitch Morse
Be good. Take it easy.
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Mike
Patriots 28 to 3 in the Super Bowl.
Kevin
No, that's not the biggest.
Mitch Morse
Nice.
Kevin
Dude. What year were you born?
Mike
91.
Kevin
Okay. So you'd have been two so. I knew he was lying. 1993.
Mike
Oh.
Kevin
The Buffalo Bills found themselves trailing 35 to three in the third quarter against the Houston Oilers. Is a Frank Wright game. I was watching at my grandma's. I turned it off and then I turned it back on and saw the end.
Eddie
You really did. You remember watching that?
Kevin
Yep. I remember not watching all of it because it was. The game was over and I was turning the game back on. Wow. And I saw the fourth quarter.
Mike
That's good for you to turn it back on. In that day and age before like you, you knew there was a comeback, you know?
Kevin
No. The next game was about to come on or I was gonna watch wrestling or something.
Eddie
It was like a Noon game.
Kevin
Yeah. Yeah. So something else was on and I was like, wow, how about that? Fewest team rushing yards in 1994, the Green Bay packers held Barry Sanders and the Detroit Lions to minus four rushing yards.
Mike
Wow.
Kevin
Fewest team rushing yards in a win. The Patriots in 2015 put up 14 rushing yards in a 35, 31 win over the Baltimore Ravens.
Mike
I'm talking about.
Eddie
Remember that?
Mike
I was alive for that one.
Kevin
Most career wins between the Patriots and Buccaneers. Tom Brady won 38 postseason games. Patrick Mahomes is second with only 17. Wow. So these are all playoff records.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kevin
Okay, if I didn't say that, I probably didn't.
Eddie
You didn't say that, but did you get that?
Kevin
Did you get the.
Mike
Talk about the AFC Championship.
Kevin
Fewest overall points. In 1970, the Dallas Cowboys took down the Detroit Lions with a score of 5 to 0.
Eddie
Wow. There's a safety in there.
Kevin
Safety in the field. Thanks, Eddie.
Eddie
Damn it. I did the math real quick.
Kevin
Biggest margin of victory. This one happened back in 1940 when the Chicago Bears took down the Washington team. Team. They were the Redskins. Then in the playoffs. 73. 0. Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
Crazy.
Kevin
Most punts. In 1987, the New York jets met Cleveland. It was a double overtime game. The jets punted 14 times.
Eddie
Dude, that would be a great pay.
Mike
Awful game.
Eddie
When you like do the dry. How does the driver's. The driver's old bets. All punts. Yeah.
Kevin
Back in 87. Hard to get a cell phone, though.
Mike
Your bookie had that one.
Kevin
It's hard to get draftkings here. Most seasons without a playoff win?
Mike
Most. Are we guessing a number of the team?
Kevin
The team.
Mike
I'm going to go and it's already.
Kevin
I mean.
Eddie
The Browns.
Mike
I'm going to say the Jets.
Kevin
The Browns have won with Baker. The jets are not it since it's the Miami Dolphins.
Mike
Oh, wow.
Kevin
They have the longest active streak without a playoff win since the year 2000.
Mike
Oh, dang.
Kevin
That's. Well, sure. The longest ever.
Eddie
Wow.
Kevin
That is the Cardinals who went 50 years. But the longest current one is.
Eddie
50.
Mitch Morse
Years before Kurt Warner.
Eddie
Is that when they went. That's when they. That's when they were.
Kevin
They won with Kurt Warner Super Bowl.
Mike
They won a playoff. Game changer. Jake Plumber.
Kevin
I was watching the Frank Reich.
Mike
That's right.
Eddie
That's right. Your grandma's house.
Kevin
And most career receiving yards. What wide receiver has it?
Mike
Jerry Rice.
Eddie
Jerry Rice.
Kevin
You're right. Yeah, yeah. 22. 45 receiving yards during his postseason career.
Mike
That's crazy.
Kevin
There you go.
Eddie
All Right.
Kevin
Who's going to win game one? Patriots.
Mike
Patriots.
Eddie
The Pats.
Kevin
You obviously think 100. I think if the Patriots win, dude.
Mitch Morse
You have to go to the Super Bowl.
Kevin
You're already going to be out.
Eddie
It's a once in a lifetime deal, dude.
Mike
I know guys, you're already there.
Eddie
It's a no brainer.
Kevin
And you won all that money in our league?
Eddie
Yes. Oh, don't remind him. Now he's really going to cancel the trip.
Kevin
Yeah.
Mike
Can you imagine if we won like, you know, 1500 piece? Then I'd be like, yeah, I could go. But yeah, see I got to pay that off. I got realistic.
Eddie
How much do you think you'll spend on drinks? Because you. We were like, that was a priority. You're like, man, hotels, alcohol, like it's, it's in.
Mike
Okay, first in San Francisco, which is super expensive.
Eddie
Yep.
Mike
Second, the super bowl weekend, even more expensive. And third, I like to drink alcohol, so it's going to be really expensive.
Eddie
That's what I figured. Because you hear what he says, like, man, I'm going to have to spend on hotels, drinks, food. It's like that was second on the list.
Mike
Or I could just. Yeah, I could just pregame a lot, but yeah.
Kevin
Oh, you're talking about at the stadium.
Mike
Both. Really. Both.
Kevin
Because you can go to the convenience store and that's what I was just saying.
Mike
I guess I can just go to like the 7 11. Not even 7 11, but have you.
Eddie
Seen those videos of people trying to smuggle alcohol into like cruises?
Mike
I did it once.
Eddie
They use like contact solution bottles and all kinds of stuff.
Kevin
You can't take alcohol into a cruise.
Eddie
That's part of their money making deal.
Kevin
Yeah, I didn't know that they were like hardcore about it.
Eddie
Now there's just like some videos of like the people being like, I can't bring this on. This is straight vodka. Funny.
Kevin
They would go through their contact solutions.
Eddie
Yeah, well, there was like, there'd be like something metal detector or whatever would go off and then they'd be in their bags. The video would start with them looking through the bags. I don't know why.
Kevin
Are you sure this wasn't like.
Mike
AI?
Kevin
You get fooled by every.
Mitch Morse
Probably.
Eddie
Who knows?
Kevin
Probably because if you're taking in some contact lens solution bottles this big, you're not really smuggling that much in. If you show up with 10 bottles of contact solution, I think that's a tip off that you're smuggling something in.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike
I don't think they. I guess it depends on which One.
Eddie
You smuggled on their cruise?
Mike
Yeah, just. It was like a six pack of like soda or something and just three or four of them filled up with alcohol. Just re. Tighten it. They don't check that hard.
Eddie
We used to do camelbacks, like at music festival.
Kevin
Straight.
Eddie
Straight vodka in it.
Kevin
Because they would allow water. Yes. And they wouldn't check it.
Eddie
Yeah, But I think now they're onto that. Now they're probably just.
Kevin
But don't you need water?
Eddie
You do, but they just like. All you have to do is smell it. This ain't water.
Kevin
No, but I'm saying you're going. You buy water while you're there, but you just smuggled in vodka to make.
Mike
Yourself buy more water.
Eddie
What's your question?
Mike
Did one person have a camelback with actual water?
Eddie
Yeah.
Kevin
Did somebody have real water?
Eddie
You get water there. They have like water fountains there where you can like, fill up whatever.
Kevin
But they allowed the camelbacks.
Eddie
But they would never. When we were going music festivals, they would never check them.
Kevin
Yeah. All right, well, good story, guys.
Eddie
Thank you.
Mike
Thank you. Smuggling.
Kevin
We may have an ice storm. Big snowstorm this weekend. So we're going to be snowed and hopefully we have. I have phone, cell. So I'll be. To watch the games.
Eddie
Yeah, there's that.
Kevin
Yeah.
Eddie
But yeah, there's no power, no games for. On the tv. Tv. And then how are you going to charge? I guess you can go to your car, right. And charge your phone.
Kevin
Yeah, it's a good point.
Eddie
Yeah. You gotta get gas. Make sure you have portable charger.
Kevin
I need to get gas.
Eddie
So do I.
Kevin
Do we think it's gonna hit, like, predict it now how bad do you think the storm is going to be? Because right now they're saying it's a once in a lifetime snowstorm.
Mike
For me, it'll be once in a lifetime just because I've never been through a big one. But yeah, I think so. What are they saying?
Kevin
Like 18.
Mike
18 to. Well, the numbers are crazy because I'm just trying to like. I don't think it's gonna be as crazy as they're saying, but I do think it's gonna be crazy.
Kevin
It's like 6 to 8 inches. But it's the ice that's way worse that's trouble. Because ice knocks out power then.
Mike
Yes. And it's Nashville. So we don't like, they don't clear it very quick or.
Eddie
I've already driven around and they have like salt. They've salted the roads a lot already.
Kevin
As of right now. How bad do you think it's gonna be Eddie?
Eddie
I think it's going to be mod, moderate. Like, it's not gonna be as bad as they're saying.
Kevin
Will we lose power?
Eddie
No, I say we don't lose power. I don't think the whole city will lose power. We'll probably have a few curse. You'll probably see a few. We're like, oh, this. This area of town lost their power.
Mike
If you live near Eddie, then good luck.
Kevin
You. You zoom out and the only snow and ice is over Eddie's house.
Eddie
Then we know it's cursed.
Kevin
He's like that Charlie Brown character. Character that has a rain cloud over.
Eddie
There the whole time. The sad one.
Mitch Morse
Yeah.
Kevin
All right, we're out. Thank you, guys. I don't know. We'll see you early next week. Go Patriots.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kevin
For you and also for us.
Mike
Yeah.
Kevin
Because we need to lessen our losses in our league. Other than that, hope you guys have a good, safe weekend. If you get hit by the snowstorm, hope you have plenty of food. And that's it. We'll see you guys on Monday. All right, Blow up, Mike. All right, see you guys. Theme song written by Bobby Bones. That's me. And performed by Brandon Ray. Follow Brandon on socials at Brandon Ray Music. You can follow the show on Instagram at Bobby Bonesports. Thanks to our crew, co host at Produce Ready, segment producer at Kickoff Kevin, and executive producer at Mike Diestro. But most importantly, thank you for listening. I'm Bobby Bones. We'll talk to you next time here on 25 whistles.
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Date: January 22, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Special Guest: Mitch Morse (former NFL center)
This episode delivers The Bobby Bones Show’s signature blend of humor, sports talk, and personal banter. The crew debates their “best physical traits,” dives into football betting and how Eddie’s “curse” is jinxing teams, then brings in former NFL center Mitch Morse for an insightful (and sometimes hilarious) interview about his career, retirement, and why a Harry Potter tour in London helped him hang up his cleats.
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Bobby and Kevin welcome long-time NFL center Mitch Morse, who shares stories from his career and personal journey.
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If you haven’t heard this episode, expect a freewheeling mix of jokes, dude banter, and deep sports insight. The highlight is certainly Mitch Morse’s look at NFL life on and off the field, including the quirky personal moment that helped him walk away. The crew’s openness, playfulness, and realness make this a fun, human listen—sports fan or not.