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Ebony
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Bobby Bones
Made from plants and sizzles on a grill.
Eddie
Impossible.
Bobby Bones
Feels virtuous and tastes reckless.
Eddie
Impossible.
Bobby Bones
Easy to pick up and hard to put down.
Eddie
Impossible.
Dani Shapiro
Yeah, it is.
Bobby Bones
Burgers, hot dogs and chicken. Everything you want from meat. Without the stuff you don't. All flavor, no trade offs.
Eddie
It's impossible.
Bobby Bones
Purchase Impossible products at your local grocery store store today.
Ebony
Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebony, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebony, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast network. Tune in on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Dani Shapiro
Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness. I'm Dani Shapiro, and these are just a few of the powerful stories I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of Family Secrets. We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Eddie
This is a podcast called 25 Whistles. Talking Force. And they all wear a whistle. Yeah, it's stupid, but what did you expect? It's a podcast called 25 Whistles.
Bobby Bones
25 Whistles.
Eddie
Ew.
Bobby Bones
Hit it. Thank you. It's the dog days, man. There's nothing happening. There's no sports. I'm betting on WNBA yesterday.
Eddie
Uh. Oh, that's trouble.
Bobby Bones
Not really, because they hit big.
Eddie
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
I bet Caitlin Clark plus 12 points. Aaliyah Boston plus 10 points. Paige Beckers plus 15 points. And I won a thousand bucks.
Eddie
Nice.
Kevin
Solid.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there was nothing on.
Eddie
There's nothing, dude.
Bobby Bones
So I didn't want to watch, like, the future Stars All Star baseball game. That stuff doesn't interest me at all. I did watch the baseball draft just to see where.
Kevin
That's boring.
Eddie
God, dude, that's the worst of the drafts.
Bobby Bones
I know.
Eddie
I had a dad come up to me at basketball practice and be like, are you keeping up with the draft? I'm like, nope. All right.
Bobby Bones
I wanted to see where Ethan Holiday would go because Matt Holiday's a friend of mine.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
And so he ended up going four to Colorado, which Matt played for Colorado, so it's super cool. So, I mean, that is cool.
Eddie
Yeah, he got drafted by the Rockies. Right, Matt? Did you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like Seventh round. Matt was also like a four star quarterback in high school back in the day. Yeah, he was seventh round in 1998, I believe. And so Ethan, fourth overall.
Eddie
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
Pretty cool. It's like six foot four. He's four inches taller than his brother. Maybe three inches taller than his brother who got drafted number one overall two years ago by Baltimore. Yeah, yeah. So that is a bloodline.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Seriously, like two boys, both the number one high school player when they came out, one went number one overall, one.
Kevin
Number four overall and their entire family.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Kevin
I remember, if I remember correctly, like grandpa and everybody played like high, like football or baseball players from back in the day.
Eddie
And was Ethan at Oklahoma State?
Bobby Bones
No, he was in high school. Oh, still water.
Eddie
Still.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
I saw Stillwater, so I thought, okay, got it.
Bobby Bones
Started a high school, so that happened. There's nothing though. And Eddie and I go through in a few minutes, like all my favorite videos from TikTok. We kind of walk through that. That's where we are in sports right now.
Eddie
There's a lot of TikTok.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. I'm so entertained by there.
Kevin
Always a lot of tick tock.
Bobby Bones
Yes. I sent Eddie a video last night. It's a kid, he's like 7 years old and he's learning how to hit a ball off a tee. And the coach is like, okay, look what you want to do when you swing, you want to make sure you get your chest out in front and you follow through. And the kids like, got it. Whack. Nails it, hits it right into the coach, like, just hits while the coach is standing in front of the tee.
Eddie
But that's what I understand. The coach knew, like, he was facing right towards him.
Bobby Bones
But the coach wasn't like, hit now. He was just saying, like, when you want to do it. He was standing by the tee, just showing him. And the kid just goes, okay, whack. And just drills him right in the chest, hits it hard.
Kevin
How old was the kid?
Bobby Bones
Probably seven or. Oh, yeah, he's little, but I'm talking about at least it wasn't nutshot.
Eddie
It was close. It was close.
Bobby Bones
Maybe right above him, right in the chest.
Eddie
Yeah, it was crazy. So you seen those videos where. So you turn but don't move your shoulders very much. Oh, dang.
Kevin
Oh, that was a loud pop.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, man, I'm telling you, I could have ripped it right into him. What were you saying?
Eddie
Those videos were like, they just show, like, they're shown just like a regular baseball play, but the ball fall, flies right into the lens where you're watching it freaks me out every time.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. No sports. The Office spun off. The paper will premiere on Peacock September 4, which I think it's going to be good because most people don't expect it to be good. Yeah, it can't possibly be as good as the Office, because the Office was a part of our lives for not only the years while it was on, it's remained in our lives. We formed a relationship with it. That's why it's so good. It's the same reason a movie is never as good as the book. Because the book has time. The book. You're able to read on your own pace. You're able to get to know the characters. The book has 400 pages. The book. A movie has three hours. So people are like, man, the movie's never as good as the book. Of course, you had three hours with the movie. You spent two weeks with the book thinking about it. In between. It's the same thing when shows. There's no way the show is going to be any good. Except I just don't think they'd put it out if it wasn't really good. Like, I'm going to go, I'm going to zag on this. Most people are going, there's no way this show is going to suck. I think it'll be good.
Kevin
Are you going to be locked in or just kind of see how it goes?
Bobby Bones
I'll have to see how it goes because I don't think there's a whole lot of continuation. There may be a character or two. I don't really know what's happening. There have been rumors about other characters, like, showing up in the paper, but. So I'm only going to be locked in if the sense of. If I think it's funny by itself. I'm not really going to lock in because it's just a derivative of the Office or it's a spin off of the Office.
Eddie
I mean, they should throw chit in there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I mean, Chit is so funny. It seems like he'd be perfect for an Office kind of show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Do it, lady.
Eddie
Did you see the one I sent you last night?
Bobby Bones
I'd seen it before, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know chit? No.
Eddie
You need to know chit, dude.
Bobby Bones
You gotta know chit.
Eddie
We'll send you some chit.
Kevin
Wait, is this like a TikTok guy or is it like a show?
Bobby Bones
It's a character.
Mike
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
He plays a character.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And the show, because Reed was With us this weekend. We took Reed to play golf when he was in town. And we're like, reed, are you watching chit? He's like, no. So I sent him a chit video and he goes, oh, I've seen this. Thought it was a TV show. Like, no, they shoot this. He's in like, the Groundlings. And they just created a character. Two of those guys did. They created chit. He just does the sketches. And his. His whole profile has like 18 videos on it, and it's only chit. And all the videos have millions of views. Every single one of them.
Eddie
Yeah.
Mike
Really?
Eddie
Yeah, it's awesome.
Kevin
Did retell you forgot his headphones the other day?
Eddie
Forgot him where?
Kevin
He had to come over after you guys played golf on Friday.
Bobby Bones
Had to come over where?
Kevin
My house. He left them at the studio. Remember he was here last week? So he texted me the next day. He's like, hey, did I leave my headphones at the studio? Can you check for me? So I. So he did. And he's like, can you take him to your house? I'll pick him up later. Yes. So after you guys played golf, he came over and grabbed his headphones. Classic read.
Bobby Bones
It's good to see. Oh, Reed.
Eddie
It was good to see Reed.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Miss that guy.
Bobby Bones
He had a rough day playing golf, but he was also playing with, like, my used clubs.
Eddie
I felt bad for him.
Bobby Bones
He's left handed. He's like, yeah, I'll play. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm bringing gloves in. So I went to the house real quick, and I'd got my tooth that day too. Like, I had. They're like, let's play golf. And so I couldn't play it like two because my tooth, you know, getting my numbed up and stuff was a one. So, dude, I get my tooth replaced.
Mike
Looks good.
Kevin
Nice.
Eddie
It does look good.
Bobby Bones
Can't even tell. Yeah. And I go straight to the golf course. And Reed's the one who wanted to play earlier still. He was like 15 minutes late with youth clubs and Eddie and I tied. Why do you. Why do you have a boner about being better than me at golf? You're not better than me at golf. I beat you like 80% of the time.
Eddie
I'm better than you at golf.
Bobby Bones
You're literally not.
Eddie
Yeah, because, like, when we play golf, it's. It's recreational to me. It's just a good time. But every time, like, we get to about hole 14, 13, Bobby's like, what do you got? And then I'm like, oh, we Count him up. He's like, all right, I got you by one. And then I'm like, oh, okay, here we go. Now it's a competition. And then we start, like battling it out when like one person has a stroke lead. And I feel like if we're going to do this, let's just play dude. Let's just do a four round tournament. And whoever wins it is just the better golfer.
Bobby Bones
That's fine. But what's up for grabs? Because I'm a better golfer. I'm already better than.
Eddie
You're not, though. You think you are, but you're not.
Bobby Bones
If we've played 20 times, I bet you I've won 14 of them.
Eddie
But that's been fun rounds.
Bobby Bones
That's like, okay, but it's also fun for me and also have my mouth. We tied right out of the Dentist with a shot up mouth.
Kevin
You tied exactly.
Eddie
Well, I mean, I was up by two and then I three putted and at the end. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
No. And you think I was winning going to the last hole.
Eddie
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, that's it.
Bobby Bones
That's it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
He can't even remember.
Eddie
Yeah, dude. Because it's all fun for me.
Kevin
But do you think you would be better than if you were focused?
Eddie
Absolutely.
Bobby Bones
I think he's better if he's not focused.
Eddie
If I started the round being like, all right, this is a competition, dude, I would dominate you. Leave you in the dust.
Bobby Bones
What's your nickname?
Eddie
The one you gave me.
Bobby Bones
No, what is your nickname?
Eddie
The one you gave me is Cookie.
Bobby Bones
The Cookie. You know why it's a cookie? Why? This boy loves to crumble. Crumbles.
Eddie
You think, you think the tiger's telling people while he putts like you crumble? No, no, he just beats him straight up.
Kevin
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Bobby's like mental warfare out there.
Bobby Bones
Not true again, coming from the dentist. Rushing. Eddie got there plenty of time. I. I pull up. Eddie's just hitting balls on the, on the green.
Eddie
There's no, there was no hitting ball.
Kevin
But it depends who you're playing too. Like, if you're going to say if you're going to talk crap, right? Like if you know somebody's mentally strong, you're not, you're going to back off a little bit. But like, if you know that they crumble.
Eddie
The cookie.
Kevin
The cookie may crumble.
Bobby Bones
If you can present a reason that's.
Eddie
Not the gentleman's sport way of doing.
Bobby Bones
It, I'm happy to play against you. And we could do a four round of.
Eddie
Yes.
Kevin
Like a tournament full on the U.S.
Bobby Bones
Open, and we keep scores through all of them.
Eddie
And we have to make every putt. No gimme.
Bobby Bones
Oh, we do every. No, we should do gimmes because that makes the mental part of it.
Eddie
No, see, because he does that too. And then when I make him putt, he's like, oh, you're not gonna give it to me.
Bobby Bones
But that's.
Eddie
We're not playing this game.
Bobby Bones
But. Yeah, but when you normally play, have you ever played in tournament.
Eddie
No. No, never. There's no gimmes in tournaments.
Bobby Bones
That's what I just asked. Have you ever played in a tournament? No. Okay, so I've played in a few tournaments and they do. Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, wait, what do you mean? Like, no, not a celebrity tournament. Yes, I played those, but I haven't played like a real competitive college or high school tournament. Never done that.
Bobby Bones
But even in the tournaments you've played in, they give you the putts.
Eddie
Yeah, but that's because no one's watching. It's not real. That's just for charity. Like, that's not real.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Hey, you wanna. You wanna play? Let's play.
Bobby Bones
I'm not gonna play unless you make it worth my while.
Kevin
What would that take?
Eddie
Like, money?
Bobby Bones
Because I'm not motivated by money.
Kevin
It can't be money.
Bobby Bones
What do you do?
Eddie
Like, I'm. Okay, I'm motivated. No, like what? Like, what would motivate you then?
Bobby Bones
You're making this presentation that you want to play some four round tournament. You present what the options are. I could be in. But right now I'm not motivated by money. I could put money on your side. Like, if you win. Sure. Four rounds. I give you 500 bucks if you beat me. But what do you offer me?
Eddie
Think about that. But give me, give me an idea of like, what I. I don't know, tickles your fancy.
Bobby Bones
I know you want money.
Eddie
A trophy. Like what?
Bobby Bones
Like that's not fun for me.
Eddie
Like. Yeah, so. So tell me what would be fun for you?
Bobby Bones
Hmm.
Eddie
Like public shame. Like, what's fun for you?
Bobby Bones
That's fun. Public shame for you? Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kevin
And you have to like, put up on socials and all that good stuff.
Eddie
Something.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like an array of public declaration. So, like, I suck? No, not even that. I would just say two hours on a busy street holding a sign that says Bobby Bones is a way better golfer than me.
Eddie
Two hours for.
Bobby Bones
It's. We're talking about. That's not even all.
Eddie
Well, that's just one thing.
Bobby Bones
We're just talking about 500 bucks here on my Side. You don't have to have money. We can play. I can do public, too.
Eddie
Now, that doesn't. That doesn't do anything for me.
Bobby Bones
So I would go two hours.
Eddie
Unless I can just make up a bunch of lies publicly.
Bobby Bones
Two hours of street sign.
Eddie
That's a one.
Bobby Bones
While also streaming it on Instagram Live.
Eddie
Yeah. Two hours.
Bobby Bones
You'll be honest.
Eddie
Yeah. And what does it say?
Bobby Bones
Like, to ballpark? Bobby Bones is a way better golfer than me. Okay, number two, you have to come and completely grill dinner and serve it.
Eddie
To us and not make eye contact.
Bobby Bones
With you guys and serve it to us in a superhero costume. Yeah. Yeah.
Eddie
Very weird. So that's the kind of stuff you like.
Bobby Bones
This will be the second part of it. More public shaming.
Eddie
So this is your fantasy?
Bobby Bones
Yes. You survey my wife and I. Okay, so this is the deal.
Kevin
I'll make that bet with you, like, Hibachi style.
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
You want Hibachi.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm dominating Hibachi.
Eddie
Dude.
Bobby Bones
Two hours on the street. And then you have to go to Party City or whatever and get a mutually agreed upon superhero costume.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And you have to grill steaks or whatever. My wife wants sides. And serve them to us.
Eddie
Hold on. The superhero costumes from both. Do I do. Am I wearing the superhero costume on the street, too?
Bobby Bones
You know what? Now that. Now that you mention it, yes, you do.
Eddie
I thought that's what you said.
Bobby Bones
Now that you mentioned it, yes, you do. And those are my terms. And if you want those terms, I'm in. I'll add nothing else.
Eddie
Okay, I like it.
Bobby Bones
You want the terms?
Eddie
Yeah, I want the terms. And mine's $500.
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Eddie
Okay, deal.
Bobby Bones
Not only that.
Eddie
Oh, no, you said. That was it. We already signed.
Bobby Bones
I'm not asking for more. No, no. Those terms are done. Okay, but.
Eddie
Oh, these are golf terms.
Bobby Bones
These are golf terms.
Eddie
Oh, let's go. Every putt. Yeah. You gotta make.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you should do every putt. I think we should play, like, competitive, like we normally do.
Eddie
Yeah, every putt counts. And if we shoot in the, like, 150, like, that's what we get.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's fine.
Kevin
Three rounds or four rounds, and we.
Eddie
Have to have a rules.
Bobby Bones
But see, that's the point.
Eddie
What's. What's the point?
Bobby Bones
Is that we don't.
Eddie
Kevin. Can be our rules.
Bobby Bones
We don't even know the real rules. You're right. We don't play, like, the super real rules.
Eddie
You're right about that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Kevin
Well, we have to establish them well before you guys even Begin to play.
Eddie
Correct. Yeah, and somebody needs to be there watching it.
Kevin
Eyewitness.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but that's boring if Kevin, like.
Eddie
Comes out and it's just a rule game, man. This is part of it, you know?
Kevin
What am I getting out of it?
Eddie
So you can be a superhero, too?
Kevin
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm in.
Eddie
Okay. I like it.
Bobby Bones
We can play our first round this week.
Eddie
Whoa, already? Dude? Hold on.
Bobby Bones
We have four rounds.
Eddie
You just. You're announcing the Masters today? Dude, we're not even ready for this.
Bobby Bones
But the Masters start, and it's all over. It's gonna take us a month to play this.
Kevin
It's true.
Eddie
Oh, we can't play four rounds in a row.
Bobby Bones
No, listen, we're married. We can't even do two in two days.
Eddie
You're right. We don't even know we can finish a round.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So, okay, I'm in.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
500 bucks versus 2 hours on a busy street in a superhero costume, and then you have to grill us. Our dinner.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
You paying for the dinner?
Bobby Bones
I don't know if I should.
Eddie
I mean, am I paying for the dinner?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Eddie
More than 500. Am I gonna rent the whole costume, too?
Bobby Bones
Rent it? It's like 20 bucks, 30 bucks. Yeah.
Kevin
Do you know which costume? Doesn't matter.
Bobby Bones
Mutually agreed upon.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Like, he'll have to go and like.
Kevin
Superman and give you some options and be like.
Bobby Bones
I mean, Superman's pretty good.
Mike
I was thinking Wonder Woman.
Bobby Bones
Oh, Wonder Woman's even better.
Eddie
Nothing wrong with that.
Bobby Bones
Mutually agreed upon.
Eddie
Okay, good deal. Sounds good. Can't wait. This will be fun, dude. And then finally, we'll never, ever talk about it again.
Kevin
Are you guys playing the same course every time?
Bobby Bones
I just imagine we can get on. I mean, we give a play at my club. That's probably the easiest person to get on.
Eddie
Do you want to find courses?
Kevin
I'm just saying it's. It's hard to. Like, you're talking about. It's hard to get one every week. You have to go. Especially right now.
Eddie
Midsummer and finding the day is gonna be tough.
Bobby Bones
You've probably played at my club almost.
Eddie
Many times, as I. Yeah, there's no advantage there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because I think anytime I've played, I've been like, eddie, you want to come play?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So, all right, cool.
Eddie
You're going down, punk. We should do a press conference and everything. We talk crap.
Bobby Bones
This is it.
Eddie
Oh, this is it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
This loser. What's up? You okay?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I was standing if you wanted to play golf.
Kevin
Play today.
Mike
Oh, it's closed today.
Eddie
Is it close today?
Bobby Bones
My course is. We could go play somewhere else.
Eddie
I can't do it today.
Bobby Bones
All right. All right. So we're in. We'll just figure out.
Eddie
I'm telling you, finding the data place.
Bobby Bones
Do we do. We're like. We're doing it, and then we never get around.
Eddie
No, no, we're doing it.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Kevin
Four rounds is a lot.
Eddie
Yeah. But we will do that eventually. So four rounds, whenever it gets done.
Bobby Bones
What if we do three rounds?
Eddie
No, you got to keep it real and wait. So real quick, back to the.
Bobby Bones
We wouldn't make the cuts. That'd be two rounds.
Kevin
There you go.
Eddie
But it's. It's total score after four, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, we finished one. We don't even have to say what our score was. Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
25 over.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's just gonna be like, how many. Eddie's up by three strokes after 18 holes. Yeah.
Eddie
The end is gonna be like, whoever wins, and the score is gonna be like, 80 over to 79 over.
Bobby Bones
I think we don't do that. I think we just say what we are in comparison.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kevin
So, like, you're going to the round two or three. Like, oh, I'm up three strokes or. Yeah, okay. From the day before.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. We can talk about it, but I.
Eddie
Think we can keep it, you know. Yeah, yeah, we can know. Whatever.
Bobby Bones
But our scores are going to be a lot worse now that we're having to make all the putts. I think making the putts is a dumb idea.
Eddie
Hey, man, that's golf, dude.
Bobby Bones
It's not golf.
Eddie
It's playwear, all that stuff.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm not messing my club up because it's on a branch.
Eddie
Well, no. Well, then you can do.
Bobby Bones
You don't.
Eddie
You can take an unplayable. Absolutely.
Bobby Bones
So this is in rules. I do not agree to that rule.
Eddie
Oh, my goodness. Golf, the play where it lies.
Bobby Bones
If it's on a tree branch, I never hit from rock. I'm messing up a club.
Eddie
Then you take the drop.
Bobby Bones
No, but we don't make the rule just because you declared a rule. We have to agree upon the rule. And we already play a certain way that you're saying you're already better than me at the way we play. So why would we not continue playing the way we play if you're already better at me the way we play?
Eddie
Because I think if we're going to do it officially, we have to do it officially.
Bobby Bones
But we're not doing it officially because we're not playing from the tips. We're not.
Eddie
Well, we're not doing that. No, we won't do that.
Bobby Bones
I. I'm. I don't want. My clubs are too expensive. I'm not playing from. If it's on a rock or tree, I'm not hitting that. Like.
Kevin
Yeah, like, car path.
Bobby Bones
I'm. Yeah.
Eddie
No, no, I'm saying you don't have to hit it. You just take a stroke penalty.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm not.
Eddie
No. Have to hit it. But if you think it's worth it. If you think that one stroke is worth it. Hit it, dude.
Bobby Bones
Ah, no, because I'll break my clubs, so no tournament.
Eddie
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
If you're doing every putt and you got to declare that rule, then I should get to say no, I don't agree to that rule. This is the rule that I suggest because we don't usually play that way.
Eddie
So we're doing every putt. But then. But what is play it? Play where it lie. Like, what is it?
Bobby Bones
Club's length.
Eddie
Okay. So you can move it if it's on something. Yeah, okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think it's fine.
Eddie
Okay, but if it's in the rough, it's in the rough. There's no moving it around. Getting a better lie. Hey, Oakmont, baby.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's fine. Okay, that's fine. I just don't want to. I just want to injure it.
Eddie
No, no.
Bobby Bones
We won't beat up a club for five.
Kevin
Yeah, you're not sponsored. You're not gonna get new clubs next week.
Bobby Bones
No, exactly.
Eddie
Maybe we can do. Get sponsored for this cobra.
Bobby Bones
We. No.
Eddie
Hey, any sponsors out there want to sponsor me?
Bobby Bones
All right, we're done. Let's take a break. We'll come back. All right, so I have some. My favorite videos from the week. I'm just gonna play into the microphone. This first one, it's. I laughed out loud at this so hard. My wife, while she was asleep. And now my wife wears a sleep mask. Because I will be on my phone in the middle of the night, and it's like a sun ball in a dark room. And so she doesn't see the light anymore. But if she feels the bed start to shake.
Eddie
Because you're laughing.
Bobby Bones
Because she knows I'm laughing. This clip is from a television show. I believe the show is called Good Day. Now, it looks like it's from about 1991. There are two news anchors, a man and a woman, and they're talking with a kid. And the kid looks like to be about 12 little pudgy wearing a tie with a white shirt. I just want to set it all up. And so, bro, I should. I shouldn't laugh at this.
Eddie
I feel like I just saw it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay. So you see the video, right? It looks like. Like. Like 1991.
Eddie
I did just see names. Were these kids calling you at the pool?
Bobby Bones
Meathead, Fatso.
Eddie
Porky, Hog, Fat ass, double wide, Butterball. Those sorts of things, right, bro? Like, why'd they guy have to go so hard? Like, he already gave you examples. Yes.
Bobby Bones
And the guy had a whole list of other names that he felt like the audience just needed to know because.
Eddie
He didn't hit the big ones.
Bobby Bones
Dude, why did he keep going?
Eddie
I don't know, dude. I saw the same clip.
Bobby Bones
I watched it twice because it just. It was. It was beautiful. It was beautifully awkward. That adult man didn't have to go that hard at that kid.
Eddie
What kind of names were these kids calling you at the pool? Meathead, Fatso, Wide, but, well, Porky, Hog, Fat ass, Double wide. Double wide.
Bobby Bones
Dude, the bed is shaking.
Eddie
And you know, what are you doing? What I love about that video is the reporter is very professional. Like, you know, he's even leaning forward. His ties are like, double wide.
Bobby Bones
And then he goes with bad eight.
Eddie
I know, dude, hit him with that one.
Bobby Bones
Leave the kid alone. He came on the news talking about.
Eddie
Bullying, and then the kid's like, yeah, yeah, those two.
Bobby Bones
Good point. I forgot about those. He probably didn't want to say those because it hurt the most. No, don't worry. Don't worry, fa. Here's another one. And this one, I kind of felt bad for him, and this would have been a funny sketch, but it wasn't a sketch. So this is a medical condition this guy has. And the question was, should he get disability benefits for this medical condition? And it's like a docu style video. And they're walking with him. It looks like to be shot in about 2001 based on the clothes. And on the way there, I had my first five orgasms, and they've never stopped. Dale has been unable to work since the accident and is mostly housebound through.
Eddie
Fear of experiencing an episode in public.
Bobby Bones
But he enjoys playing frisbee golf with his closest friend. He has orgasms non stop, and he can't stop having.
Eddie
Oh, he's really this. Okay, he's really having orgasms everywhere he.
Bobby Bones
Goes all the time. And so he can't work because all the time he's like, oh, what the. No, I want to play, dude.
Eddie
Yeah, keep playing this.
Bobby Bones
So did Public, but he enjoys playing.
Eddie
Frisbee golf with his closest friends.
Bobby Bones
He's getting one. He's getting one. He's bit down. He's doubled over.
Eddie
Stop, stop, dude.
Bobby Bones
In any situation, they happen when I'm awake, they happen when I'm asleep. They happen in the shower. He's on the ground, doubled over, because he's in the middle of one right now.
Eddie
Why did they have to play that? What?
Bobby Bones
They have to show.
Eddie
No, they didn't.
Bobby Bones
They did.
Eddie
Is he playing Frisbee?
Bobby Bones
Yes, he's had Frisbee golf. And he's walking to the. To the.
Eddie
The. The hole.
Bobby Bones
But, yeah, the basket.
Eddie
And he goes, oh, stop, dude.
Bobby Bones
And then he gets on his knees on the ground and goes, oh, why.
Eddie
Don'T we create something like that?
Bobby Bones
No, I think that's real.
Eddie
That's not real. Come on.
Bobby Bones
It was shot in, like, 91 or 2001. Because I think a lot of that stuff that went viral back then we've now found out isn't true. For example, the girl that said that she got a. A shot, a vaccine, and now she has to walk backward to talk.
Eddie
Yes, yes, yes.
Bobby Bones
Fake the whole thing, right? Like, not true. So I think we would know if that was.
Eddie
You think Orgasm man hasn't come out?
Bobby Bones
You can find him? I. I think.
Eddie
Does he still exist? Have you Googled to see?
Bobby Bones
No, I don't chase that down.
Eddie
No, no. Yeah, you don't really want to Google that stuff.
Mike
Apparently, it is real. It's a condition called pgad. Persistent genital arousal Disorder.
Bobby Bones
I wish you could, like, just check into it for an hour.
Eddie
Can you?
Bobby Bones
Like, you didn't have it all the time, but you're like, you know what? I got nothing to do tonight.
Eddie
But, Mike, what are the symptoms? Like, how often, like, did you hear that guy? Yeah, he told me.
Bobby Bones
They randomly come on all of a sudden.
Mike
Spontaneous, persistent, and unwanted genital arousal and orgasms.
Bobby Bones
It's not the worst condition to have. I can think of some worse conditions, but that.
Eddie
No, dude, no. Because the timing's terrible.
Bobby Bones
That sucks. But I'm saying there are worse conditions.
Mike
This guy's name is Dale Decker, and he suffers up to 100 orgasms a day.
Bobby Bones
It also sounds like a porn star name.
Eddie
Dell.
Bobby Bones
A day.
Mike
100 a day.
Eddie
You imagine if you were, like, doing one of your stuff, that's every 20 minutes.
Mike
It was triggered by a slip disc.
Bobby Bones
That's what he said. He got injured. Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah. So it's just a bri. A brain thing that just kind of.
Bobby Bones
Fires the same as it would be with someone has Tourette's.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
Anything that you can't control or Parkinson's or Because you can't control what's happening with your body that's just chosen a different part of the body.
Mike
Like some of those people who go into surgery, they wake up and they can speak a different language. This guy woke up and just keeps having orgasms.
Eddie
What would be the most awkward place to have an orgasm?
Bobby Bones
Church.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
While you're getting baptized.
Eddie
Hold on.
Mike
Giving a TED Talk, Hanging out with your parents.
Eddie
Yeah. Meeting your in laws for the first time.
Bobby Bones
Tough. Yeah, that's like narcolepsy. Cuz. Narcolepsy, you can't control all.
Mike
You're asleep, can't be around children.
Bobby Bones
This one. You're at dinner and all of a.
Eddie
Sudden can't be around children.
Bobby Bones
Can't be a teacher.
Eddie
Oh my God.
Bobby Bones
You can't do anything. You can play. You can't play frisbee golf without having to stop. Tell me that's not crazy. Here's another video I saved. This is from the possible Karen Reed movies. Here we go.
Eddie
Just 12 days after she was found not guilty of mowing down her boyfriend.
Dani Shapiro
Karen Reed has a movie deal. She and her attorney Alan Jackson have.
Eddie
Sold the rights to their story. And there's already buzz about who will play her in the movie. Movie speculation centers.
Bobby Bones
All right, so who do you think should play Karen Reed?
Eddie
It's a good question. I like. I think Jennifer Aniston can do a really good job.
Bobby Bones
First person they mentioned on Jennifer Aniston.
Eddie
Or maybe Olivia Wild.
Bobby Bones
Both physically.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Kind of have the vibe. The brown hair, thin facial features, cheekbones, thin face. Like pretty.
Eddie
Hey, dude, bring back Jennifer Love Hewitt. She'd be good at that one.
Bobby Bones
I don't think that's a bring back. I see Jennifer Love Hewitt on Tick Tock all the time.
Mike
She's about to be the new I know what you did last summer movie.
Eddie
Oh, she is?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. So I guess maybe she hasn't been like the main. What do you call it? The lead actor. Lead. Yeah, I think.
Eddie
I mean she was 91 1, I think.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. She's never gone.
Mike
Ghost whisper show or something.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you're a hater, dude.
Eddie
No, I mean, bring her up so we all see her again. Say actress Annie Murphy of Schitt's Creek is a dead ringer for Karen Reed. Wait, this is basically her?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Who is that? Is that Eugene Levy's daughter?
Bobby Bones
Not the real daughter on the show, the character's daughter.
Eddie
Oh, I thought it was his real daughter.
Bobby Bones
No, his real daughter plays. Is on the show. That's not his real daughter. His son plays a son, but she plays his daughter.
Eddie
Gotcha. On the show.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
But not his real daughter in real life.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I've never seen that show. Good.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, you like it?
Eddie
Because I love Eugene Levy and that whole family. Oh, dude, they're hilarious.
Bobby Bones
You've never seen Schitt's Creek?
Eddie
Never.
Bobby Bones
It's been so long since I've watched it, but I loved it. Yeah.
Mike
That was a show that just had me, like, engulfed when I watched it. Really immerse in that world and didn't.
Bobby Bones
Watch it, like, as it was put out live, because I don't. I think it was on, like, some Canadian channel. Like pop or something.
Mike
Yeah, like pop tv.
Bobby Bones
Then Netflix picked it up, and I started to watch it, like, three years after it was out. But it's been a long time. You'd really like it.
Eddie
How many seasons does that have?
Bobby Bones
It's a fun watch. Five or six.
Mike
Five or six.
Eddie
Okay, I'm. I'm gonna take that one on Alexis Bliss.
Bobby Bones
I like, maybe Bliss. I didn't. I think her name's Alexis. Her character's awesome on the show. Not that you, like, want to be her friend or you really. She's just hilarious.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Ah, yeah. You should watch that. Yeah.
Eddie
Six seasons, Schitt's Creek. Haven't seen that one. And I haven't seen Always Sunny, so two on my list that I. I think I really want to watch.
Bobby Bones
I wouldn't tackle Always Sunny as a. I'm gonna finish the whole thing. Always Sunny is an excellent show. Right, Mike? Yeah. Like, it's really one of those.
Mike
There's 17 seasons.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Wow. 17.
Bobby Bones
That is your constant. You're on an airplane, you. You have some download on your phone for what? Or you watch them on TikTok. You can watch scenes. That show is so funny. There's so much. I don't think you tackle that from episode one, season one, and just go, I'm not doing anything else until I finish it.
Eddie
Yeah, that's a good point. Because, like, do you just go random Season 5, episode 4.
Bobby Bones
I do now with. With It's Always Sunny, because I think I've seen most. I don't think I've seen every episode because they're still making them.
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So I probably haven't seen the last two seasons even.
Mike
Yeah, I don't think I have either.
Bobby Bones
But I've seen 100 episodes.
Eddie
But I'm saying for the first time. I. I don't really don't even know.
Bobby Bones
I would start at 1:1. I just wouldn't make it like, because I'll get it in. I'm not watching anything else until I finish the show, whatever it is. If it's, you know, an eight episode series on Netflix, I'm not going to dabble around. It's like books. I used to try to read two books at once, but then my brain would get all fried with storylines. So watch. I always call it Sunny. That's what I call it. But I don't want to seem like I'm too close. Watch it one one. But don't feel like you have to just stay on it before you do any other show.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's a plus.
Eddie
I mean, it's definitely been on my list. But like, you know, like Seinfeld, whenever, like I want to show my kids about Seinfeld, I'm not going to take him to episode one, season one just to kind of like set it up. I can really throw them into Soup Nazi and they'll be like, oh, I. Cool.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Because you're not really developing with the characters. You're showing them the texture of the show, the sensibilities of the show.
Eddie
If you're gonna do I need to see that character.
Bobby Bones
It's more. More so than Seinfeld, I would say. Okay. Yeah.
Mike
Especially in the beginning.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Okay. It's great. But I think it's a. Definitely a humor type. I don't think it's for everybody, but.
Eddie
Are, you know, my humor.
Bobby Bones
I think it's very irreverent.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And at times, like it's over the line. It's absurd. It's really good.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think you'll like it, but I think you should watch Schitt's Creek first.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And that can be a show. I think you just, you just watch.
Eddie
Start from the beginning all the way through. Okay.
Bobby Bones
It's really good. You know the show we're watching now, which I did not expect to be good. And we'll do it Tuesday reviews day on the. On the Bob Bones show. So it'll come up is the four Seasons.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Adam. Oh, no, no, no.
Eddie
Adam. I don't know. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Did you say Adam? Has that put me on that?
Eddie
I was about to say Adam, but I didn't.
Bobby Bones
Maybe you did a. Whatever it was, you took me. So. Yeah. Steve Carell. I thought it was going to be super cornball. I didn't want to watch a show about three couples in their 30s and 40s and 50s. Like they're from the city.
Eddie
Right. Going to somebody's house.
Bobby Bones
Have you seen any of it?
Eddie
At the very beginning, I watched like the first.
Bobby Bones
Really good.
Mike
I loved it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I went into it not wanting to watch it. We don't have a good show right now because we feel like we've watched every. We've turned. We've turned shows upside down.
Eddie
Hey, man, you can get there if you watch a lot of.
Bobby Bones
And so my wife was like, let's watch four seasons. And I was like, I do not want to watch that. It feels corny. And 27 minutes. And it's tough to do funny stuff now.
Eddie
27 minutes because 30 minute episodes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It's tough to do funny stuff because I like my funny in like 31 seconds on TikTok. And so to watch a whole show. That's why they don't make as many movies, right, Mike?
Mike
Yeah. They're also not as profitable in movies.
Bobby Bones
So I was like, I don't watch it. She goes, just watch one with me. Kind of passes like, give me her coupon.
Eddie
Why was she so persistent? Has she heard that it was good or.
Bobby Bones
We were just looking for something to watch and it got good reviews. And mostly once I say no to something, then she digs in and she's like, no, we're gonna do it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I watched episode one and I was like, oh, man. Begrudgingly. I was like, I like that. Let's do episode two. And we're four in. It's. It's really good. Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Mike
I like Colman Domingo in it. Will Forte is really good.
Bobby Bones
Who's Colman Domingo? Which one?
Mike
He's a black guy.
Bobby Bones
Oh, got it with the last name Domingo, I thought was the Italian guy.
Mike
Oh, no.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But that's just me.
Eddie
Just you, man?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I thought that was like.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
There's a guy that's from Italy. Is Domingo Italian or like just Hispanic?
Eddie
It's. It's. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let me finish her story.
Eddie
It's going to be her side. I'm sure for dramatic purposes. They will introduce things that maybe aren't necessarily flattering to Karen and to Alan.
Bobby Bones
They're going to make the movie and of course they should. And those lawyers should get paid for it because they did it all that with the purpose of free her, but making money later. Money later.
Eddie
So is this. Could this be Mike? Maybe you know the answer. Is this a big movie company film or is this like Hallmark?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. They've sold it yet. But I would assume it's like a Netflix. A streamer, probably.
Mike
Like a Lifetime, one of those just quick movies that they make after.
Bobby Bones
I bet they sell it bigger than that, though. I bet you Netflix buys a series or a movie. I think it's such a big story. I would think, like, a Hulu or Netflix would get in the. On the jump instead of, like, the Britney Spears tell. All right. Which was life.
Eddie
Lifetime.
Bobby Bones
I could be wrong.
Mike
It's been a while since they've made a, Like, a case like this into like, a real, like, theatrical release or even, like, a big Netflix movie. So that's why I say, like, one of the lower tier.
Eddie
Candy.
Bobby Bones
I don't think it'll be a theatrical release.
Mike
No. No way.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I. I think Candy. Yeah, it was good.
Mike
No, but.
Eddie
But that. Murder. That.
Bobby Bones
Which one did I watch? I watched HBO Max 1. So they did two of those at the same time?
Eddie
Yeah, they did. So Jessica Beal was one.
Bobby Bones
I watched the one with the Olsen. Olsen, and I thought it was awesome.
Eddie
Me, too.
Bobby Bones
Which, by the way, I think Jesse Plemis is my new favorite actor.
Mike
Oh, he's great.
Eddie
Generic Matt Damon. I don't know if my sister made that up or if she read that somewhere.
Bobby Bones
I don't feel like he's that, though, because I feel like he gets fat for characters. He gets skinny.
Mike
He's really skinny right now.
Eddie
You know that I had breakfast with him one time.
Bobby Bones
Uh, yeah.
Eddie
He was in this band called Cowboys and Indians. I think that was their name. And we did an interview.
Bobby Bones
He was in a band.
Eddie
Yeah. In Austin. And. And when I worked for the News, we did a quick interview with him, and then he's like, hey, you guys want to have breakfast? And then we just sat and had breakfast with him for, like, two hours.
Bobby Bones
You know how Baby Billy he started to be once that role, and he started to have a white lotus, and all of a sudden people are like, wow, look at his past work. He's really a great actor. He just didn't have that one spot to really highlight how great he was as an actor. I never know how good actors are, but I can see his name is Walton. Walton Goggins. Thank you. I can see he's. Yeah, he's amazing. I feel like Jesse Plumage is that to me now, where there have been a couple roles that have actually shined the light back on how good he's been in other stuff, too. Yeah.
Mike
And he has pretty good range. Like, he can do really dramatic stuff. He can do really good comedic stuff.
Bobby Bones
He was in the candy. The HBO Max thing. I don't know if that's why it came up.
Mike
And Death.
Eddie
Love and Death.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know if it was because that was a trial. Because it's both. Karen Reed. I didn't know if you were pivoting from that to go. There was another series based on a trial, a murder.
Eddie
Yeah, but, I mean, this one was 80s, right? Or 70s, even.
Bobby Bones
Late 70s. Early 80s, right? Dude, you want into, like, 80. 81.
Eddie
You want to know something crazy?
Bobby Bones
What?
Eddie
I think I still have his phone number. Like, I have his phone number in my phone. Look at this. Cowboy. Cowboy and Indian. And he's the one. He was the only one. I didn't know his name. I knew he was an actor because at that time, he had been in Friday Night Lights.
Bobby Bones
He was.
Eddie
And that's it. Maybe another movie.
Mike
He was in Breaking Bad.
Eddie
Not. Not yet. Then, I don't think.
Bobby Bones
I think he's my favorite actor now.
Eddie
You want to call?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, I do.
Mike
He's married to Kirsten Dunst.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I know. And I think I really learned and accepted that during a series they did together. Because I watched a series. Is that Fargo?
Eddie
No, no, no, no. Civil War. That's a movie.
Mike
It was a movie.
Eddie
Was he in that, too?
Bobby Bones
Was he in Fargo?
Eddie
Let me look here.
Bobby Bones
So he was in Breaking Bad. He was in Love and Death. He was in Civil War. Black Mirror. He was.
Mike
He was a great episode.
Bobby Bones
Awesome. 2. More than one, too, because he comes back, right? Yeah, awesome. Killers of the Flower Moon. Oh, Fargo. The whole season of Fargo. It's awesome.
Eddie
Gosh. Which season was that?
Mike
I haven't seen that.
Bobby Bones
It has to be, like, two or three.
Eddie
Yeah, I do remember, because we didn't.
Bobby Bones
Watch one until way later, and we didn't watch the final one until way later.
Eddie
Which one was bisqued? The. The. The. The lady. The girl from Ted Lasso.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. That's a good one. I don't know what.
Eddie
Maybe two or two or three. I don't know. One of those.
Bobby Bones
Is that John Hamm is John Ham season.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I think they all mix together.
Eddie
They do mix together.
Bobby Bones
John. John Ham. That season of Fargo where he's the villain. And again, we didn't. I thought Fargo was a comedy. Like, straight up, I thought. Is a comedy about people that live in North Dakota.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And one of our friends, like, no, it's like a drama. Thriller.
Eddie
But you knew the movie wasn't a comedy.
Bobby Bones
I've never seen the movie. No, I didn't.
Eddie
The movie's weird because it's. It's. It's a murder mystery, but it's also a comedy. So, like, because. Because the accent is so funny in the comedic overtones.
Bobby Bones
Yes, but would you say it's a comedy the movie? Because we watched it and I don't. There's some.
Mike
Yeah, because it's Coen brothers, so they kind of mix that, like, drama, crime, and comedy all the time, Man.
Bobby Bones
Fargo, the John Hamm season is. He is such a good bad guy. Like, one of the best villain characters I think I've ever seen in a television show. We've done that where I ranked like, bad guys. But yeah, Jesse Plemons is my new favorite actor, and he has something coming out soon that I saw he was in. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Did you have his number? That's crazy. I bet there's no way that's still his number from that long.
Eddie
It's a. It's an Austin area code, too. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
But he doesn't live in Austin.
Eddie
Do they?
Mike
They did for a minute. I don't know if they still do some.
Bobby Bones
Him and Kirsten Dunst.
Mike
They did, yeah.
Eddie
Yeah, they did.
Mike
I remember that they might have moved back recently, but I don't know if they moved again.
Eddie
Maybe I should just text it. What's up, dude?
Bobby Bones
Jesse.
Eddie
Jesse.
Bobby Bones
I wonder what I saw him in.
Mike
Did you watch Zero Day?
Bobby Bones
I did, but I just saw him in something recently. I went to the theaters. Is he in? He's on F1.
Mike
He's gonna be in a new Yorgos Lanthimos movie.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what you just.
Eddie
What is that?
Mike
The guy who did kinds of kindness and poor things.
Bobby Bones
I. I need to look. Okay, so continuing to go through stuff. Favorite videos. This is a really cool cover done by Philip Phillips, who made his name on American Idol way, way, way back in the day.
Eddie
Oh, settle down It'll all be free.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, home Gonna make this place go home yeah. Here he is doing a acoustic cover of acdc. Here you go.
Eddie
I was caught in the middle of.
Bobby Bones
The railroad track in the ground and knew there was no turning back My.
Eddie
Mind raced and I thought, what can I do?
Bobby Bones
Can you name it right now? No. This is familiar, though.
Eddie
Trying of course there was no help.
Bobby Bones
No help from you.
Eddie
Sound of the drums beating in my heart.
Bobby Bones
Thunder of guns thunderstruck.
Eddie
Dude, that's so good.
Bobby Bones
Tell me that's not next level good.
Eddie
So good. Because you really don't even think that that's an acdc song at all. Like, it took me a while to even realize what song he's singing.
Bobby Bones
And the lyrics were so familiar. And I was like, I know this. But he changed the melody just a bit and slowed it down. It was awesome.
Eddie
Huh?
Bobby Bones
That's awesome. You've been thunderstruck. That's cool, dude.
Eddie
I saw a really good. You know, we talked about Brian Wilson. I've got some good, like, TikToks that come up with Brian Wilson stories, and this one I'd never, ever heard. And I wish I can credit the podcast or whatever clip that came up who was telling the story, but they were talking about Eagles drummer. What's his name? Don Henley.
Bobby Bones
The singer.
Eddie
Don Henley.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. Drummer and singer.
Eddie
Yeah. There were, like, five singers or whatever.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Don Henley got a chance to meet Brian Wilson, and he was like, oh, my gosh, I love Brian Wilson. I wonder if he can sign my vinyl. Because, like, I. Since I was a kid, my first vinyl was Pet Sounds. Big fan. So he went and bought the vinyl and he asked Brian Wilson to sign it. And Brian's like, oh, yeah, cool. Thank you. Like, yeah, sure, I'll sign your record. And then he signed. He signed to Don, thank you for the great music. And then he crossed out great. And then put good. No way.
Bobby Bones
As a joke. As a joke.
Eddie
And then signed it as a joke.
Bobby Bones
That's hilarious.
Eddie
And then he signed it Brian Wilson.
Bobby Bones
That's really cool, because I don't think he was doing that to be a dick. I think he was doing that to be right.
Eddie
Yeah, I took it that way.
Bobby Bones
Even somebody who. Because I think it's weird to just give this opinion. I think now, looking at Brian Wilson, he probably was. Has some autism. He has a lot of traits about, like, being autistic, probably his extra focus, or at least there's some traits in.
Eddie
A time when they had no idea what autism was.
Bobby Bones
And I feel like his sense of humor is very direct and dry, which is. That's funny.
Eddie
Isn't that funny? I'd never heard that story. And then he's like this. And this is true. The guy was saying it's true. Because I know people that have gone to Don Henley's house and has seen the record for themselves on the wall.
Bobby Bones
No, that's good. I want to give you a couple more here. So this is a video I saved. We're in the music space. I am a. And so is Eddie. We're both massive Counting Crows fans. And this is Adam Duritz and all of his ladies 11 goddesses. You won't believe Adam Dur managed a bag in his youth.
Eddie
Is what video says hilarious? I. I know, but don't say anything.
Bobby Bones
Let me just play the video before we get to him.
Dani Shapiro
You won't believe Adam Dur managed to bag in his youth. Number one, Emmy Rossum. Adam Duritz started dating actress emmy Rossum in September 2009. Their relationship lasted for over a year. Number two, Winona Ryder. Duritz was romantically linked with actress Winona Ryder in the mid-1990s. Number three, Courteney Cox. Adam Duritz dated actress Courteney Cox in 1997. The relationship happened after she starred in the Counting Crows, a Long December music video. 4. Lara Flynn Boyle. Rumor has it Adam Duritz and actress Lara Flynn Boyle had a brief relationship in 2002. Number five, Mary Louise Parker. Duritz and actress Mary Louise Parker were romantically linked in 1997. The relationship lasted for about a year. Number six, Jennifer Aniston. In the mid-1990s, Jennifer Aniston briefly dated Counting Crow's frontman Adam Duritz after meeting at the Viper Room. Number seven, Christina Applegate. Duritz had a brief romance with actress Christina Applegate in 2001. They broke up after a few months of dating. Number eight, Samantha Mathis. Samantha Mathis and Adam Duritz had a brief relationship in 2000.
Bobby Bones
And then they're just like supermodels after the US that. I don't know them from shows, but they're all like, Samantha Mathis was a model. Victoria's Secret model. It just goes on and on.
Eddie
Yeah, I mean, dude, he. He was a good looking dude. Like, he had dreads. He was cool. His music was awesome. He's a rock star. I didn't know he dated Jennifer Aniston too. I knew Courtney Cox.
Bobby Bones
Both, like, close to each other. Too ballsy to get both from Friends. Yeah, that's.
Eddie
And then Laura Flynn Boyle. Dude, I loved her.
Bobby Bones
I recognized her once they showed her picture. I if you would have said that, I was like, is that an actress?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know where she's from.
Eddie
Wayne's World. She's a girl that. Hi, Wayne. Hits the bike, hits the car. She's riding the bike.
Bobby Bones
Don't remember it. I think I remember the scene, but I don't remember who it was. All right, I got a couple more here. Let's go over to sports.
Eddie
Yeah, we should do that.
Bobby Bones
This is a video of my wife and I were sending each other videos that made us oddly emotional. And she'd sent one of, like, some dance at a wedding. And I sent her this one. And so this is his final at bat plan for the A's.
Eddie
Oh, pool house.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no. The A's.
Eddie
Oh, sorry, Angels.
Bobby Bones
Because they wear an A. Yeah, sorry, ma'.
Eddie
Am. That's. That was a brain fart.
Bobby Bones
So. Okay.
Eddie
Oh, crap.
Bobby Bones
Got out of it. Hold on.
Eddie
He's.
Bobby Bones
You're not. No, you're not gonna know.
Eddie
So.
Bobby Bones
It's Stephen Vogue. It's his last Stephen vote. V, O, G, T. I think they spell it. It's his lasted bat. So they have his kids up announcing him in his very last at bat ever before he retires. And so he gets up, and he wasn't like. He was good, but he wasn't like a super superstar. And so he gets up and it's like, it's cool because his kids are announcing him. And that, to me is fine. But it's like all his kids up there.
Eddie
That's pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
It's cool.
Eddie
But kids made their way up to the last.
Bobby Bones
He's emotional. Last to bat, right field. Did he do it? And now he's running around the base.
Eddie
Is going like, oh, my God, that's awesome. Well, we asked for one more heroic moment from Stephen, and he gave it to us. That's how it had to happen. That is how it had to happen. Unbelievable.
Bobby Bones
And he goes out, gets a curtain.
Eddie
Call, and I just got chills.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying.
Eddie
I don't know why that stuff gets me, man, but it gets me the same as you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And so my wife was like, yeah, that's cool. And then she sent me one. I was like, yeah, that's cool. So we were affected by different things, but that. That one really got me.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Steven Vo is a former Major League Baseball catcher, coach, and current manager of the Cleveland Guardians. You see the video of them throwing Self RC down the other day?
Eddie
Yes, I did.
Bobby Bones
That's who that is.
Eddie
I got you. Got it, got it, got it. And he was like, yes. That was funny.
Bobby Bones
He also won a World Series with the Atlanta Braves. So, I mean, I can give you stats, but that's maybe why you know him now as the manager and the video that went viral last week of awesome. Yep. Okay.
Eddie
Boom.
Bobby Bones
All right, let me see if there's anything else. I wonder what this is, because I save all these, and this is a sea turtle getting help.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
No idea. Oh, let me tell you about this video.
Eddie
Can I see it?
Bobby Bones
So what you See is a sea turtle that crawls up on the side, on the side of a boat. It's a big turtle, big turtle. And puts his arms over the boat. Now the turtle opens his mouth and he has all of like these shards of metal and aluminum in between his teeth. So he's in pain litter. And he comes up and puts his arms over and opens his mouth and lets the human pull it all out of his. Out of his mouth.
Eddie
That's amazing.
Bobby Bones
And so they're playing this emotional music as the sea turtle is sitting there with his mouth open and this human who's in the boat is aware enough to one, not go get off turtle. Or two, not go, like, we got us a sea turtle, pull it in, look in the mouth, start to pull it. And as he's pulling out, the sea turtle opens his mouth even more.
Eddie
That's amazing.
Bobby Bones
And when he's done, sea turtle just lets go and goes into the water. Wow. I think I saved that too cuz it was kind of emotional.
Eddie
This is a little different. But did you see the guy that got bit by the shark that he caught?
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
Is like in Nantucket and he caught like I want to say maybe six foot shark. It was a monster, dude, huge. And there's people on the beach all watching and him and his buddies are like trying to get the hook off, which at that point just cut it, cut the line and let him go. Right. But no one dude's on top of it. He's got the nose, you know, pulling the nose up. And the other one's trying to get the hook out. And they finally get the hook out and then the guy that caught it grabs the fish, grabs the shark by the tail and pulls it in the shallow water. And as he puts in the shallow water, he lets it go. Shark turns around, bites him in the foot.
Bobby Bones
Probably because he's so scared.
Eddie
Yeah, well, yeah, I mean like he.
Bobby Bones
Just went through a traumatic experience. Yeah. Doesn't understand the intention of what just happened to it, but yeah.
Eddie
And then the guy, you can see the guy get bit and then he kind of like lets the shark go, acts cool and then he just kind.
Bobby Bones
Of like how, how was he injured? Like bad.
Eddie
Yeah. His foot. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Eddie
Yeah, it's bad.
Bobby Bones
And he kind of walked, so it was a significant.
Eddie
He looks like he's walking it off and then finally he's just like, dude, my foot's bad. And yeah, it's chewed up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Not the same, but that's the story.
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
I'll do one more thing. I Just have this whole list here. We're doing a Bobby Bones show cruise, and you can go to the website if you guys want to come on the cruise. Some of you may already be coming in February next year. And so I think because of that. And on this cruise, there are country acts, like, there's going to be a Keith Urban concert. There's going to be on the Boat with us. It's like Lee Bryce, Leanne Rhymes, a bunch of artists. So I think I'm in a bit of the cruise algorithm. And I stumbled across this 90s cruise. And we've seen these before.
Eddie
Go.
Bobby Bones
Would this be appealing to you? Come on. I think I'd be more. I would probably be more prone to go to, like, a 90s alternative cruise than just this 90s cruise. But here's the 90s cruise. It is starring TLC. Two Alive members. So not gonna be full TLC, but they're gonna do TLC songs. Sugar Ray.
Eddie
Cool.
Bobby Bones
Is that just Mark McGrath now?
Mike
Pretty much.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's not the whole band, but does the whole band matter when, like, the lead singer is the person?
Eddie
Well, I mean, no, I guess not. And we wouldn't know that if you.
Bobby Bones
Wouldn'T know the difference. I don't feel like it matters. Yeah, better than Ezra. And I don't think it's the whole original band, but it's still Kevin.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Late singer in Vogue. Never gonna get it, Never gonna get it. Tonic, which I think is just Emerson.
Eddie
Emerson Hart. Heart, if you can only see the way.
Bobby Bones
But he's Tonic.
Eddie
Yeah, he's Tonic.
Bobby Bones
Fuel.
Eddie
Shimmer.
Bobby Bones
She calls me from the sun.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It breaks down the bend here and now.
Eddie
Book it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man. Feel was awesome.
Eddie
We're going.
Bobby Bones
And then they had. They came back like, eight years later because they kept doing the rock stuff and they had. They had a bad day again. Remember that one?
Eddie
Yeah, I do remember that.
Mike
I guess I know the second wave because I know in my head in my head again.
Bobby Bones
I used to play that one in my early radio days. I didn't play Shimmer. That was before me. I was in, like, high school, college, whenever that was. Fuel. Smash Mouth. But isn't he dead?
Eddie
Lead singer's not there.
Bobby Bones
So who's Are they doing Smash Mouth with? Roan? I think they're Rome.
Eddie
I think they went from Sublime to smash him out.
Mike
I think they replaced them before he died.
Eddie
No. Really?
Bobby Bones
Because I feel like Steve Harwell, who was the singer. Yeah, he's Smash Mouth.
Eddie
Correct, Sam.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's smash mouth. Edwin McCain.
Eddie
Cool.
Bobby Bones
Cool kid and Play. I know they're alive. They're old now.
Eddie
Oh, I see videos of. Who's the one with the tall one? The tall cut.
Bobby Bones
I think that. I don't know which one.
Eddie
I think that's Kid.
Bobby Bones
I think that's Play, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Eddie
He'll pop up sometimes.
Bobby Bones
Maxi Priest, who had a hit EMF did EMF have. Oh, yo. Unbelievable.
Eddie
Oh, that's. That's emf.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. My win song. That's cool. Sponge.
Eddie
Okay, I know the name. Can't think of the song.
Bobby Bones
DJ Cool. Let me clear my throat. This one right here going out to everybody.
Eddie
That's awesome, dude.
Bobby Bones
A special musical host. Robin Wilson of Gin Blossoms. I don't know if he's the lead singer. He's got to be.
Eddie
He's like guitars.
Bobby Bones
Did you let Gin Blossoms play then? If he's the lead singer, I agree. I'm sure he'll probably do some songs.
Eddie
I agree.
Bobby Bones
Hosted by Downtown. Julie Brown from mtv. Matt Penfield, who was on mtv. Dave Holmes was on MTV back in the day.
Eddie
Matt Penfield, you met him.
Bobby Bones
I've not.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Have you. I feel like maybe in Austin for like south by Southwest.
Eddie
I think that's it.
Bobby Bones
Also starring and then it goes to some other people. But that's pretty cool, huh?
Eddie
Oh, I'd love that. I would love every bit of that.
Bobby Bones
I think it would be a bit depressing though, cuz everybody's old now. Like us. And we'd be like. It would be a reminder that we're about to tap out.
Eddie
You know, I. I see what you're saying, but like I just saw Pearl Jam and I know they're old and I know they're way older, but. Yeah, but I don't see it that way. Like you go and you're live, you're. You're as old as they are now. Like whatever age you were when they were big, you're that same age. So nothing really changed except all you guys are a little older.
Bobby Bones
I disagree because like Adam Durtz is 61 now and it's like, yeah, he's looking older. So are we. We're all getting older and it kind of sucks. Let me think about my. Yeah, I think it would be fun. I do think.
Eddie
I think it'd be awesome.
Bobby Bones
But I think it'd be a constant reminder too. It would. It would be fun because it's blast from the past. Everybody loves, you know, reliving their glory days. But it also Reminds you you're not in your glory days anymore either.
Eddie
That's true, too. But if that's all there is on the boat, you have no reminder that there's anything younger except lie. Except when you get off the boat.
Bobby Bones
Your back hurts when you wake up in the morning.
Eddie
I don't know how true this is, but I saw someone else was talking about Gin Blossoms. How. What's the other band? And I don't know why. Maybe I'm not the only one. But I always get them confused with Johnny Resnick's man. What's his. What's that?
Bobby Bones
Google Dolls.
Eddie
Goo Goo Dolls. So apparently the Gin Blossoms, like, played a show and they just played all Goo Goo doll.
Bobby Bones
I saw that. Nobody see that. They say nobody knew. I'm sure some people knew, but. Yes. I didn't know if it was true or not, but I did see that.
Eddie
I don't know either.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay, that's it. We pivoted a bit on just sports second half of this, but it's freaking July.
Eddie
I mean, what do we got?
Bobby Bones
So I. I hope you guys enjoyed the episode.
Eddie
I'm watching bare knuckle fighting. Dude, it's not good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's dark. It's dark times in sports right now. It's dark times in sports. Okay, we. You can watch some summer league NBA.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see that.
Bobby Bones
Hey, you want to get Bronnie and Cooper flag, whatever? Thank you, guys, and we will see you later on this week. All right, bye, everybody. Blow the whistle, Eddy.
Eddie
Oh, thank you, dude.
Bobby Bones
All right, bud. Theme song written by Bobby Bones. That's me. And performed by Brandon Ray. Follow Brandon on Socials at BrandonRay Music. You can follow the show on Instagram @BobbyBoneSports. Thanks to our crew, co host, produceReddy, segment producer at KickOffKevin, and executive producer, ikeastro. But most importantly, thank you for listening. I'm Bobby Bones. We'll talk to you next time here on 25 Whistles.
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The Bobby Bones Show – Episode 25W Summary
Title: Bobby & Eddie Are Set to Face-Off in a Golf Tournament for $500 & Public Shaming + Bobby's Favorite Videos of the Week
Host: Bobby Bones
Co-Hosts: Eddie, Kevin, Mike
Release Date: July 14, 2025
In Episode 25W of The Bobby Bones Show, host Bobby Bones engages in lively banter with co-hosts Eddie, Kevin, and Mike. The episode seamlessly blends discussions about an upcoming golf tournament showdown with a segment dedicated to Bobby's favorite viral videos of the week. The conversational tone ensures listeners remain entertained throughout, even if they haven't tuned into previous episodes.
Setting the Stage (02:00 – 19:00): Bobby initiates a friendly rivalry with Eddie, centered around their golfing skills. The conversation delves into their past performances, with Bobby boasting, “I bet you I've won 14 out of 20 times we’ve played” (02:14) and Eddie countering, “I'm better than you at golf” (09:28). Their competitive spirit shines as they negotiate the terms of their bet.
Establishing the Stakes: The duo decides on a high-stakes golf tournament comprising four rounds. Bobby proposes a $500 wager for the winner and adds a unique twist of public shaming: “Public shame for you? Yeah” (12:14). The terms include wearing superhero costumes during the public shaming, grilling dinner in costume, and broadcasting their competition live.
Negotiating Terms: The negotiation showcases their chemistry and humor:
The co-hosts Kevin and Mike contribute to the discussion, highlighting logistical concerns and injecting additional humor. Despite playful disagreements, they conclude their agreement with enthusiasm: “500 bucks versus 2 hours on a busy street in a superhero costume, and then you have to grill us. Our dinner” (15:51).
Emotional and Viral Moments (20:00 – 46:50): Transitioning from sports, Bobby shares his curated list of favorite videos, ranging from heartwarming animal rescues to amusing viral clips.
Awkward Bullying Clip (20:30):
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) (22:40):
Sea Turtle Rescue (46:50):
Shark Encounter Gone Wrong (47:50):
Philanthropic Golf Moments (44:58):
Music and Nostalgia (38:00 – 53:22): Bobby and co-hosts reminisce about classic bands and music covers:
At 05:53, the conversation shifts to the anticipated spin-off of the beloved TV series The Office, titled The Paper. Bobby expresses skepticism, comparing it to how movies often fail to capture the essence of their book counterparts: “There's no way the show is going to be any good” (05:53). However, he remains optimistic, noting, “I think it'll be good” (05:53), acknowledging that the creators wouldn’t launch it without confidence in its quality.
Eddie adds to the discussion by suggesting character integrations, particularly highlighting a character named Chit, whom he believes would be a perfect fit for the show: “Chit is so funny” (06:18).
The hosts delve into a range of television topics:
Bobby's Show Cruise (48:00): Bobby announces an upcoming Bobby Bones Show cruise featuring performances by country artists such as Keith Urban, Lee Bryce, and Leanne Reid. The discussion touches on the nostalgic allure of 90s music, the challenges of maintaining relevance as artists age, and the emotional mixed feelings about personal aging juxtaposed with reliving musical past glories.
In the final segments, Bobby wraps up the episode by thanking listeners and promoting upcoming content. He teases more video reviews for the next show and encourages fans to participate in the cruise. The episode concludes with a light-hearted note on the darker trends in sports and a reminder to enjoy summer league games.
Episode 25W of The Bobby Bones Show offers a blend of competitive sports banter and engaging viral content reviews, all delivered with the hosts’ signature humor and camaraderie. Whether discussing the intricacies of their upcoming golf tournament or sharing heartfelt and amusing video clips, Bobby, Eddie, Kevin, and Mike ensure listeners are both entertained and emotionally connected. The episode also hints at future events and content, maintaining anticipation for the show’s ongoing narrative.
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