25W: Why Bobby May Give a Random Person $10K + Reliving the Time Bobby & Eddie Lied to Win a Trip to Puerto Rico + When to Ask for Another Guys Number on the Golf Course

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show | 25W: Why Bobby May Give a Random Person $10K + Golf Stories, Celebrity Tournaments, and More

Date: August 21, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Episode: 25W
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show ("25 Whistles" sports segment)

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Episode Overview

This episode centers around sports banter, golf stories—both embarrassing and hilarious—celebrity tournament anxieties, and Bobby’s bold $10,000 promise to a random fan if Arkansas makes the College Football Playoff. The hosts (Bobby Bones, Eddie, Mike Fisher, Brandon, Kevin) riff on everything from why exchanging numbers on the golf course is awkward, to the fallout from past golfing "cheats," to playfully lamenting sports fandom pain. Through it all, Bobby’s signature self-deprecating humor and camaraderie keep the vibe lively and honest.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Celebrity Wealth Surprise

• Bobby shares surprise over actor Seann William Scott (“Stifler” from American Pie) being worth $30 million, highlighting misconceptions about actors based on their roles.
  • “I would have expected, unfairly, that since he had a very brief run, he would have... a very brief run of making money and then... struggling to get by.” (03:00)

2. Bizarre Food News

• Discussion of a Michelin-starred chef making burgers largely from cat food, with unsuspecting Londoners actually liking the taste.
  • “A Michelin starred chef made a burger of stuff you would usually only serve to a cat. People enjoy it.” (05:13)

3. Golf Course Encounters and Etiquette

• Eddie talks about the randomness of golf partners, from an unexpectedly impressive 70-year-old to the worst golfer he’s ever seen.
• They debate when it’s socially acceptable (or just weird) to exchange numbers after a round:
  • “If he said, ‘Hey, can I get your number so we can play again,’ what would you have said?” (Bobby, 12:06)
  • “Yeah, sure... A little bit [weird].” (Eddie, 12:11)
• Bobby reveals he doesn’t think it’s weird, but Eddie is reluctant:
  • “The phone’s hard for me… I’m not good on the phone.” (14:49)

4. Awkwardness of Celebrity Golf Events

• Bobby’s self-deprecation around being the least famous “celebrity” at charity tournaments, and the “disappointment” he perceives from his golf partners:
  • “If it’s a celebrity charity event, I’m usually scraping near the bottom of the overall fame. And... what I don’t like is the reaction to people when they get me.” (15:37)
• Sometimes he lucks out with superfans, but usually, his demo isn't in these events.
  • “Mostly people playing in charity golf events... are men, 48 plus... That’s not my target demo.” (18:01)

5. Golf Tournament Cheating Confession

• Bobby and Eddie relive a time they fudged their golf tournament score—just to avoid embarrassment—and accidentally won a trip to Puerto Rico, which (out of guilt) they never accepted.
  • “We weren’t trying to win, dude... We didn’t want to be embarrassed on the board.” (Eddie, 28:15)
  • “I have blocked this because of the trauma... We weren’t cheating to win, we were just cheating to save face.” (Bobby, 28:06)

🎙️ Memorable Quote:

“We finished second, and... we were just trying to pick a score that just wasn’t bad. That’s it. Not a really good one, but we dominated that tournament.”
— Bobby Bones (30:03)

6. Pranking with Golf Prizes

• Bobby recounts tricking Eddie into giving away his free, top-of-the-line golf driver to a kid at a charity event under the pretense of local tradition—all just a prank.
  • “My goal was for him to give it away to a kid, be so annoyed by it and then not be able to get it back. And then we could laugh about it for years.” (Bobby, 35:01)
  • “I just... I like that driver.” (Eddie, 34:43)

7. NFL and College Football Updates

• Bobby announces DraftKings returning as sponsor now that football is back.
• Discussion on the strangeness of college football being played in Europe, especially with random teams:
  • “Even colleges, so regional... there’ll be no... It just doesn’t make sense to play college football over there.” (Bobby, 08:25)
• Dallas Cowboys’ Micah Parsons contract saga:
  • “I did see Schefter tweet that he can see the divorce coming... And Shefter doesn't tweet crap.” (Bobby, 40:15)
  • Eddie is confident: “It’s how Jerry does business... We did it with CD last year, we did it with Dak...” (39:51)

8. Bobby’s $10,000 Arkansas Football Bet

• Bobby tweets a promise: If Arkansas makes the College Football Playoff, he'll give $10,000 to a random person.
  • “I posted this a day ago. If Arkansas makes a college football playoff, I’ll give somebody random $10,000. Let this shift the universe to favor the Hogs.” (45:10)
• Light teasing about how “safe” his money is, given Arkansas’s odds.
• They brainstorm taking out a newspaper ad to motivate the team.

9. Sports Fandom = Lifelong Suffering

• Bobby and the team reflect on the pain of rooting for teams that never win it all.
  • “It’s frustrating to not have something you feel super optimistic about. I love it the same. It’s got to be like a bad kid.” (Bobby, 49:19)
  • “I’ve had a lot of life so far and it’s never happened.” (Bobby on seeing a football national championship, 54:44)

10. Superman Bet & Group Dynamics

• They revisit a lost bet: Eddie must wear a Superman costume and stand on a busy street with a sign declaring Bobby the better golfer.
  • Detailed, hilarious deliberation about costume sizing and the specifics of public embarrassment.
  • “You have to go stand for two hours on the street in a Superman costume with a sign, a big sign that says, Bobby Bones is a better golfer than me.” (Bobby, 56:36)
  • “I can buy it for you because it is 85 bucks.” (57:50)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I feel bad and so I would like to go play this and I haven’t responded. ...For the disappointment I put on people’s faces. It sucks, man. It sucks. It really does suck.”
  — Bobby Bones on celebrity tournaments (17:20)

• “We bought all the stuff. We used everything. Still scored terribly. So then Bobby's like, 'Let's just make this score sound good. It's not too crazy.'”
  — Eddie about their fudged golf score (28:30)

• “My goal was for him to give it away to a kid, be so annoyed by it and then not be able to get it back. And then we could laugh about it for years to come. And you know what? Mission accomplished.”
  — Bobby on pranking Eddie at a tournament (35:01)

• “I did tweet that I would pay somebody random $10,000 if Arkansas made the College Football Playoff.”
  — Bobby Bones, starting the big bet discussion (44:48)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:00 – Bobby marvels at Seann William Scott’s surprising wealth and typecasting of actors.
• 05:13 – Cat food burger story and food prank banter.
• 09:20–14:49 – Eddie’s golf course story: playing with strangers, etiquette of exchanging numbers.
• 15:37–18:01 – Anxiety about being the “least famous” celebrity at golf events.
• 28:02–31:40 – Full story: Bobby and Eddie’s unintended cheating at a Texas golf tournament.
• 33:27–35:01 – The prank where Eddie gives a prized driver to a kid.
• 39:41–41:00 – Coach’s press conference; Micah Parsons contract drama; sports speculation.
• 44:48–51:56 – Bobby’s $10,000 Arkansas bet and reactions, including the idea for a motivational newspaper ad.
• 54:00–55:17 – Reflections on 90s Dallas Cowboys culture vs. today (Netflix documentary).
• 56:36–59:50 – Details of Eddie’s Superman costume bet humiliation.
• Throughout – Running sports fan lament and lighthearted teasing.

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Overall Tone & Style

• Playful, self-deprecating, and heavily reliant on comedic banter.
• Honest about failures and anxieties, especially in social and sports settings.
• Strong camaraderie; recurring in-jokes enhance the fun (“We bought all the yarn!”; “That’s my chest, that’s my barrel chest.”)
• Genuinely nerdy excitement for sports mixed with amused resignation.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode is perfect for fans who crave:

• Candid sports banter—not just analysis, but the social and emotional weirdness around sports.
• Hilarious behind-the-scenes golf stories about accidental cheating, awkward fame, and the perils of dad networking.
• The sweet pain of sports fandom—Bobby’s $10k Hogs bet embodies all the wishful, doomed optimism familiar to college football fans.
• A fun group dynamic where listeners feel like part of the inside joke, from group texting woes to Superman suit dilemmas.

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Key Takeaway:

At its core, this episode is about laughing at life’s weird moments—on the course, in fandom, in failed bets—and making sports more about connection, stories, and self-aware fun than the wins and losses.

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Transcript

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[Mike Fisher]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Mike Fisher]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to the show. I think the thing I read this morning that was most shocking to me was that Stifler Sean William Scott's worth like $30 million. Might you see the story? No, I didn't see that.

[Mike Fisher]

Crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you think, well, what do you know him from?

[Eddie]

American Father.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it. Stifler character. He had a small role in the HBO series Preacher. Big megachurch.

[Eddie]

Righteous gemstone.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. Dude, where's my car? Yeah, true.

[Mike Fisher]

He had a little run, couple of roles, but American Pie. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, so I guess he's getting a divorce and all that stuff is public. Like you have to show what you made, how you're making it. And he has like $18 million in real estate. He's making like a hundred thousand bucks a month. He's getting like 30,000 bucks a month in dividends off, like, dude's got it going. It doesn't really say how he's making it.

[Mike Fisher]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

But I would have expected, unfairly, that since he had a very brief run, he would had a very brief run of making money, and then he's like, you know, struggling to get by.

[Mike Fisher]

Does his character have anything to do with that? Like, in the movies, he kind of plays like a dumb guy, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say limited. It's just limited roles.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I could think of him in, well, only one, but now two movies. Role models are really good in that. I didn't watch that.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Brandon]

That's really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, did they play Beth in that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I've seen that. Did he have a big role in that?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, Kevin.

[Bobby Bones]

Paul Rudd. All right, Well, I was surprised he made so much money.

[Eddie]

Kevin's right, though. Like Ashton Kutcher. Right. Like, he always played a dummy, so I always thought he was dumb. But he's really smart.

[Mike Fisher]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I think there's a little more made of how smart he really is. I think that's been a narrative because he, like, invested a bunch as an angel investor. He had a bunch of money. I think he's probably somewhere in the middle.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

He's probably pretty smart, but, man, those.

[Eddie]

Characters always get me, though. Every time. Kelso. Yeah, same with Stifler's. Stifler. Like, he was. He was a dummy. Like, so I assumed he was a dummy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Anyway, I thought that was interesting. Cuff beat the brewers again last night, which is pretty cool. They won two out of three so far. They're playing a five game series because of rain delays. Gotcha.

[Mike Fisher]

They're doing well.

[Bobby Bones]

They're only six back now from the brewers. The brewers won 14 in a row. Trust me, this is going to be only a baseball minute. But. So I watched. I don't ever watch the full game, but I watched a bit of it and I kept track of it on my. My app. Here's something. The Cubs were playing the brewers last night and Boog. Boog Scanby, their. Their broadcaster said they would buy an entire bar in Iowa. Mozzarella sticks if the Cubs turn to double play. Here you go.

[Brandon]

If he hits a ground ball and a short start, the 6, 4, 3, will you buy Mozzi sticks for everybody at the corner tap?

[Mike Fisher]

Absolutely.

[Brandon]

We don't know if they have mozzarella sticks to cor quarter tapping. I'll go half seas with you. Okay, one cubs on the.

[Eddie]

Let's go. Mozzarella sticks for everybody. That's great. That's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty funny, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I love how that worked out.

[Bobby Bones]

Very funny. I'll give you another food story that was crazy. There's a Michelin starred chef who started cooking up a burger made of pretty much cat food. And people like it.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

So I will read to you because I think the language of this story is very important. A Michelin starred chef made a burger of stuff you would usually only serve to a cat. People enjoy it. Chef and animal lover Alice Oston worked with cat food brand Catkin to create a cat food burger. Here are people on the street of London giving the cat food burger a try. This is the Catkin clock burger. Dare to try.

[Eddie]

I've never eaten cat food before.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he likes it.

[Mike Fisher]

Delicious.

[Bobby Bones]

It's tasty.

[Mike Fisher]

It's good. I wouldn't expect this to be cat food. It's a little mushy, but flavor wise.

[Bobby Bones]

Actually not too bad.

[Eddie]

Excellent. It's not too bad.

[Bobby Bones]

It tastes like a burger. I would rather people not know it's cat food.

[Mike Fisher]

Correct?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And then here. And you would think, well, if you know it's cat food and you're eating it, maybe it'd feel grosser. But I think what it does is it sets an expectation of this is going to be gross. And so when it's not gross, you're like, you know what?

[Eddie]

I think he likes it.

[Bobby Bones]

Not that bad for cat food. Interesting.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's a, it's a fun little viral thing for that company to do.

[Eddie]

I wouldn't have eaten it. Like, well, if they come like man on the street, you know, like, oh, you try this. No, I'm good.

[Mike Fisher]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

What if they don't say cat food? What if they're like, hey, I'll try it. Chef Alice, five star Michelin chef has made this burger. We're getting people on the street's reaction to it to see how good they think it is.

[Eddie]

Would you take it? Let me give it a rip.

[Bobby Bones]

The risk there is like, it's like human flesh or something.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, you don't really ever know. You don't really ever know what's going.

[Eddie]

But if you tell me it's cat food, I won't even try it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't know that I would have either. Unless it's on my channel and I get the yes. Okay, well, let's do this. As far as sports go, because this is kind of the last week we have of it not existing. It's in its early stages now. As far as preseason football, which I'm bored by. Preseason football now.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like we wait for week one of preseason. It's like Major League Baseball. We wait for opening day, and then it just kind of sucks for a while until it gets good again. Preseason, you got your first game, then it's like, who cares? And then you wait for week one, college football. Finally, we have a game this weekend in Ireland, and I do it early so they can get back and get adjusted again. Because you have all the time before to go to Ireland, and then you have. Once the game start, it's like, game, game, game, game, game. But they go to Ireland, they play, then they wait a week, then, Right?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a real game, too.

[Mike Fisher]

Good game.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's real teams. It's at a. Kansas State and Iowa.

[Mike Fisher]

Iowa State. Yeah. That's a solid game.

[Bobby Bones]

Real programs.

[Mike Fisher]

Yep. Yeah. Not fake.

[Bobby Bones]

Where I saw that next year, Michigan is playing, like, Eastern Michigan or something. Yeah. I hate to see two. I don't care about that.

[Mike Fisher]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like, if you're. First of all, I think college football in the UK is kind of stupid. I think NFL is cool over there because I get to watch the games earlier. And that block, that's when I wake up. That's fun. And I also think they're trying to expand the NFL globally, which makes sense. They're really not trying to expand college football.

[Mike Fisher]

Well, Kansas State and Iowa State, I feel like it's pretty random. Like, at least, like, I don't know, Notre Dame, maybe. It's a fight in Irish. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And they played in Ireland, and that made sense.

[Mike Fisher]

That makes sense. But Kansas State and Iowa State, like, two Midwest teams just going out and playing in Dublin.

[Bobby Bones]

But even colleges, so regional. Even in America, it's so regional.

[Eddie]

Like, do they even know who Kansas State is in Ireland?

[Bobby Bones]

There's no. And because it's not professional and players can leave, there'll be no. It just doesn't make sense to play college football over there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So. But whatever. It gets us a game earlier, we.

[Eddie]

Get to watch it.

[Mike Fisher]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

I like to put money on it.

[Bobby Bones]

So there you go. Yep, we do. And DraftKings comes back next week on the show.

[Mike Fisher]

Let's go. Parlay time, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Glad to have a sponsor back.

[Mike Fisher]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

We've missed it.

[Bobby Bones]

We did miss it.

[Eddie]

That's sponsorship.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we. They've never Stayed with us through just baseball.

[Eddie]

I just, you know, like, didn't see him for a while.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we've never actually had a sponsor through, like the. The bad times. That's like, why would they spend money.

[Eddie]

For us to talk about nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing, like for them to make.

[Eddie]

Who's the better golfer?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Mike Fisher]

4.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, who did you play golf with? Cause you said you played golf with somebody really good and somebody really bad.

[Eddie]

Man. It was just a day where I was like, you know what? Let me go to the golf course, no tee time, and see if they can squeeze me in.

[Bobby Bones]

You did that?

[Eddie]

I do it all the time. It just depends on the day. If I don't, like, you know, if it's open, I'll just give it a shot. And so they said, yeah, I'll wait about 30 minutes and we'll hook you up with someone. Harpeth Hills.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Eddie]

So I go, and I go to the driving range, and they're like, all right, you're good to go. You're going to take off with these two dudes. There was one guy who was 70, maybe 68, like high, either late 60s or like he was 70, dude. He hit the ball a mile. He birdied, birdied, Almost had two hole in ones. And I was like, dude, who are you? And he's like, I've just been playing my whole life. I played in college, played for lsu. We were really good in college. Never played pro or anything. And I'm like, dude, you are so much fun to play with.

[Bobby Bones]

Was he really good, though? Like, really good.

[Eddie]

He was awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Was he cool with you not being as good as him?

[Eddie]

Well, he actually told me, he's like.

[Bobby Bones]

You'Re a good golfer, okay?

[Eddie]

And I enjoy playing.

[Bobby Bones]

Stop. Tell him. You lost to me in a four day tournament, Bobby Bones. Yeah. You think I'm good?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Look at. This is my picture. My friend Bobby, you love playing with him.

[Eddie]

And it's funny because I made him play the blues because, you know, like, older people, they played like the reds all the way up there. And he's like, I'm gonna play the blues with you guys because, like, it'll be fun. And he dominated, so that was cool. But then on the other side, there was this guy, he showed up kind of late to the tee box. He just kind of looked like a mess. I'm coming, guys. Coming, coming. And he shows up, he drives.

[Bobby Bones]

Your impression is Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

It's kind of like Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it Lunchbox?

[Eddie]

No, it wasn't Lunchbox. Kind of like Lunchbox. And you know, his first two drives, they go to the right. He loses the ball. He's like, that's all right, I'll drop one of you guys. So he drops, pulls out his nine iron, swings the crap out of it, breaks the nine iron. The head flies off, almost passes the green. I'm like, oh, my gosh, this is gonna be a lot, dude. He might have been the worst golfer I've ever played with. He lost like 30 balls and. And he was like, every shot, he's like, man, my nine iron was my best club in the bag, but he.

[Bobby Bones]

Broke it, so he can't get it anymore.

[Eddie]

Right? So his rounds, it was just a weird round where, like, I played with the best golfer I've ever played with with the worst golfer I've ever played with.

[Bobby Bones]

What was the cart situation?

[Eddie]

We all had three different carts, which is awesome. Like, I don't know how we got away with that because most of the time they're like, no, just play two. One of you guys sit with each other.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you guys exchange numbers?

[Eddie]

Nah. No, man. I've had some really good relations, like good rounds with people where we leave, shake hands at the A team, be like, dude, it was really fun hanging out with you and talking to you, but no numbers are ever exchanged. It's always like, maybe I'll see you out here sometime.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think both of you want to exchange numbers yet? You don't want to be the one that says, hey, can I get your number? Like that guy, the. The older guy who was really good.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

If he said, hey, can I get your number so we can play again, what would you have said?

[Eddie]

Yeah, sure.

[Bobby Bones]

If he asks. Sure would you thought it was weird?

[Eddie]

A little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

You would have? Yeah.

[Eddie]

Cuz I played with one time. One time I played with this guy, and somewhere in the middle of the round, he was like, I'm a. I'm a accountant. I'm like a financial adviser. And then I felt like he was just trying to get business. So at the end of the round, he was like, let me give you my number. And I said, okay, cool, I'll take your number. And then he said, text me, and that way I can have your number. I never texted him.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you like playing with them?

[Eddie]

Not really.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so you wouldn't have anyway, right? It wasn't like you guys hit it off and then it was, let's exchange numbers. Because we had such a good time based on only golf.

[Eddie]

Nah, man, it's just turned into a sales pitch app. It's almost like he went to the golf course. Try to get paired with people just so you can do a sales pitch.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's.

[Eddie]

It was very uncomfortable.

[Bobby Bones]

That sucks. I've exchanged numbers with people on the golf course before.

[Eddie]

And have you not in a long time maintained relationships?

[Bobby Bones]

Not maintained, but I've played with them again, like so do you. I haven't in a long time. But when we lived in Austin and I didn't know anybody who played golf and I just started playing golf, I was a member of a club, like a hybrid club called Gray Rock. Oh, I remember we played all the time. Eddie would leave his job. Eddie would leave his job. Cuz he wasn't working with me then. He was working for news.

[Eddie]

I was a news cameraman. And so like a lot of times I was just on call. If nothing was happening, I'd be like, dude, it's a slow day and I take the news truck to the golf course and the head club, the pro guy was always like, dude, I always thought there was news going on here and I'm like, what's happening?

[Bobby Bones]

So I would just go play by myself there and sometimes they would stick somebody with me and then I would be like, hey, we have a good time. Like, hey, let me get your number. Because I play a lot by myself. So that happened a couple of times. It would never. It never felt weird. I never play with people now. I don't know. Yeah, unless it's like some elevated events, then it happens, or like a charity thing, but I don't get my number then usually.

[Eddie]

What's weird?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think it'd feel weird to me. Like if I had a good time with somebody and was like, hey, you want to exchange it? I don't think I'd feel weird about that.

[Eddie]

It's pretty rare to have a bad time. Like whenever I go walk to the golf course and just get randomly paired up, it's pretty rare to get teamed up with someone that I don't like.

[Bobby Bones]

But is it also rare to get teamed up with somebody you really like?

[Eddie]

No. Most of the time it's always people I like.

[Bobby Bones]

And you don't ever change numbers.

[Eddie]

The only dude recently too was a weird one. I got paired with three college kids and they were like, it was just a different vibe because they're just like, bro, good shot. And they're drinking the whole time. And I'd rather play with older people that like kind of take the game a little more serious than like just three college dudes that were just having a good Time.

[Bobby Bones]

So you gave them your Snapchat though, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, they have my location now.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm surprised you, Mr. Friendly, because you are. People like you immediately because you're very warm. You love some small talk.

[Eddie]

Well, thank you. I do. I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm surprised you don't change numbers of people. So you don't can go and be like, hey, I'm going out today, man.

[Eddie]

The phone's weird. The phone's hard for me. Like, even just like dads I meet at the games or whatever, they're like, hey, let's get together sometimes. And we exchange numbers. And they call. They'll text me once, sometimes call. And like, if they don't initiate the conversation, I don't really ever reach out to them and text. It's just something I don't know. I'm not good on the phone. You see me on text, on group chats.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't get. You don't get involved.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I just stay away.

[Bobby Bones]

You're too good for the room.

[Eddie]

You are.

[Mike Fisher]

You're too needs betting advice.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. You're too good for the room. I just got an email from my manager, and he's like, hey, do you want to play in this Preds celebrity golf tournament? The Nashville Predators.

[Eddie]

Cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Which is the team. I hate charity golf events. Not because of the charity, but because the people that get teamed with me, they're always disappointed.

[Eddie]

Oh, oh, you being a celebrity.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I'm never the most famous person, nor should I. Should I be? But I'm never the most famous person. If it's a celebrity charity event, I'm usually scraping near the bottom of the overall fame. And so what I don't like is the reaction to people when they get me.

[Eddie]

What do they do?

[Bobby Bones]

They're very nice about it. Some people have never heard of me.

[Eddie]

So they say, who are you?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sorry that's happened.

[Brandon]

I have a video of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, exactly. Like it's happened before where I'm out playing one of these events and they come from, like, somewhere in, like, California or they're like, you gotta excuse us. We're not familiar with your work. Can you tell us. And I don't. I'm not insulted by that. But what I. What sucks for me is when they paid to get a celebrity and the person they have is basically their mailman. Like, they don't get. It's the same to them. So that sucks. Like, I don't like that feeling.

[Eddie]

Because those aren't cheap for them, right?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The good thing about These tournaments is you switch it nine holes. So what I hope is they give somebody awesome after they get me because I'll play the. The one I play every year or I've played a few years in a row is FedEx. Is no Chris Tomlins.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He has really famous people at his. I'm talking about when I was playing. It was Ben Roethlisberger, Nick Saban, massive stars, me. And if you're looking at the list, Drew Brees, Luke Bryan. If you're looking at the list and you're going, man, a lot of great celebrities here. I wonder who I'm gonna get. I'm not somebody who's in the top 10. So it's uncomfortable for me to have fun when I know the people that I'm playing with are disappointed.

[Brandon]

But you know what was cool from the outside looking in? These people would start looking him up and they'd be like, oh, oh, oh. And so they kept asking him questions. There we go to where they're like, I didn't know that, blah, blah, blah. And so they're like asking him advice about like podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

And like they're trying to get their money's worth now they're trying to get any value out of it at all. They're like, you know, we've started a podcast. What would you recommend? And so now I'm like, you know what? I'll produce your podcast. So bad.

[Eddie]

Make it worth it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

Have you ever been paired up with somebody like total opposite of that is like a super fan?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay. How's that experience? Great. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Because that's the experience that I want the person to have because they're paying money to be with someone that they think is cool. Mostly in golf that does not happen because mostly people playing in charity golf events, they're usually men, 48 plus, all the way up to like seven. And that's not my target demo or even a demo that stumbles in like 53 year old men for the most part. And so especially a group of them, forget three of them. Tough.

[Eddie]

Yeah, tough.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel bad and so I would like to go play this and I haven't responded. Would you want to participate as one of the celebrity golfers? The Golf Classic at Greystone Golf Club in Dixon, Tennessee. I've never played there.

[Eddie]

That's nice. It's wide open.

[Bobby Bones]

My kind of course.

[Eddie]

Definitely do. I love that course.

[Bobby Bones]

Preds players, Preds alums, local celebrities will be paired with each foursome. There are several competitions within the tournament. September 8th.

[Eddie]

I just you might get teamed up with a fan.

[Bobby Bones]

Will you go? It's not. I don't do my. I don't. Because I worry about it the whole time. I'm like, I'm going to disappoint somebody. Will you look and see who the celebrities were last year at the Brent Peterson Golf Classic? See if you could find a list. And I'm curious as to. It's like, hey, you come out. Roman Yossi. You could play with him.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, like, yeah, it's got to be. I mean it's all Nashville based people, right? That's what it said.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Local celebrities.

[Bobby Bones]

Preds players, Preds alum.

[Eddie]

And local celebs.

[Bobby Bones]

And local celebs. I don't. But so artists could be a lot of people.

[Mike Fisher]

Probably know everybody there with the artists or whatever.

[Eddie]

Like local celebs sounds like. Yeah, you're a meteorologist. But like it's not what that means in Nashville.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what, that's a fair point.

[Mike Fisher]

If it was in Des Moines, Iowa.

[Eddie]

Maybe it'd be your meteorologist.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, great point.

[Mike Fisher]

Shout out Iowa.

[Bobby Bones]

Great point there. I'm curious to know who they're list is because for the charity itself would love to do it. For the golf. Love to do it. For the disappointment I put on people's faces. It sucks, man. It sucks. It really does suck. And I. Well, like when Tomlin asked me and I've played it multiple times, I'm not going to say no to him. I like Chris a lot and he's like, I need some celebrities. So we have enough celebrities for all the teams that are playing and they put out two massive groups.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm like, I'm in. I played in one. I think I said this. I played in one group where I wasn't even the most famous person and I was the celebrity.

[Eddie]

Oh, who was in that group?

[Bobby Bones]

Michael Chandler, the FC fighter. I get in there and it's like he's part of the group that joined to play the tournament. I'm like, dude, I'm not as famous as you and you paid for a celebrity.

[Mike Fisher]

Oh, that's tough.

[Bobby Bones]

Although I would say we're both niched in our celebrity world. Like people that know who I am do not know Michael Chandler is the fighter.

[Mike Fisher]

That's fair.

[Bobby Bones]

But yeah, no, I was just. So yeah. If you find a mic, let me know. Yeah. Hey, Brandon, are you tagging me in baseball card stuff?

[Eddie]

Oh, you're tagging me in baseball card stuff?

[Mike Fisher]

Me?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

No way.

[Eddie]

Why are you acting like that?

[Brandon]

What Tagging you in baseball stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

And he brought it to. No, you brought it to my attention. And so you want to do it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, sure. No, I just. I opened Instagram up and I got a tag on something. I'm like, oh, what's the post? And it's a giveaway. A pack from 1985, tops or whatever. You can win it. Tag a friend, and you tag me and Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

Joke.

[Brandon]

It was like, a long time ago.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a joke.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was. It was right after we opened those packs that I found.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Brandon]

Sorry.

[Eddie]

I was like, he's using.

[Brandon]

I'm not that kind of guy. It was. I thought you would see it, like, that day, but not like six months later.

[Bobby Bones]

This isn't a normal thing. You're doing well now.

[Eddie]

I really wanted to get the pack. Did you win?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, I won. No, I'm just kidding.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you ever won? Question for the room. If you guys ever won anything? Not competing, because I've competed in one stuff, obviously. I think we all have competed in one stuff. But, like, have you ever randomly won anything? Not like a raffle. I haven't. I remember once in eighth grade, we had a trip to the library and the book fair was in town and we all put our bookmarks in and my bookmark was pulled, and so I got a free book.

[Eddie]

That's awesome, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I mean, that comes to mind because maybe also I don't play a lot of random. Can you win based on you putting a ticket in things? But I don't have anything like that.

[Mike Fisher]

Only thing that comes to mind for me is the dorm dudes. Last year, the one thing I entered. But we were so involved with that. But the one thing I entered, I won a jersey, but I also paid for it.

[Bobby Bones]

But you paid to get in.

[Mike Fisher]

I get paid. Yeah.

[Eddie]

So I guess I didn't win it.

[Bobby Bones]

So you bet and won that?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, so I guess I did. Gambling?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah. Close enough. I don't know. I remember once When I was 12, I called 105.9 KLAZ and 12 tickets to behind the Mall Cinema and $30 gift card to El Chico.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Brandon]

You're like a. You're a crazy winner.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm basically a prize pick.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

El Chico Mexican restaurant. Did you have to go to the radio station to.

[Bobby Bones]

That was the coolest thing ever.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, oh, my God. This is where Flying Brian works.

[Eddie]

But even when you go, you can't get too far.

[Bobby Bones]

I know you're, like, looking because the big window, they're like, no, it said 105.9 Klez and it blinds on it. But the blinds were turned down. And I knew the DJ was back behind the blinds.

[Eddie]

So cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And I knew Flying Brian was in there because I was listening to him on the way up there. He's like, I had to get dropped off to get the tickets, of course, but I won that by being like caller 10. Back in the day.

[Mike Fisher]

One time I went to Patriots preseason game and they were like, this whole section will win a Coke if they score a touchdown on this drive. And I was in that section.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, you got a Coke?

[Mike Fisher]

Come on. So they're driving.

[Bobby Bones]

That's awesome.

[Mike Fisher]

I swear, they are driving. And we're like, yeah, the whole crowd is just getting excited because you want a free coat because he wins something. Get down to the 10 yard line. There was a pick.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

I got excited for you because it would be cool to win. That is different than like a free throw where you win chicken tenders at a fast food place. You have to go get it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Like for 299 chicken tenders. I'm not going to drive across town for a Coke in the stadium where you are now.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah. They bring it to you.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd been awesome. Pretty refreshing.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Who threw the pit?

[Mike Fisher]

I think it was, I want to say, Rohan.

[Bobby Bones]

Davey. Like the third string?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, I think so.

[Bobby Bones]

He played lsu, right?

[Mike Fisher]

I think so.

[Bobby Bones]

It was.

[Mike Fisher]

I mean, this is 20 years ago.

[Brandon]

He owes you a Coke.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

If you're listening, let me know.

[Bobby Bones]

That's funny. Let's see. Rohan. I feel like he played at LSU, but maybe he didn't. He did. Played at LSU. Good. 47 years old.

[Eddie]

Good memory.

[Bobby Bones]

Rohan Davies, a former professional quarterback and national champion who played for LSU and the Patriots.

[Mike Fisher]

Yep. There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

It was Matt Castle.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

He owes you a Coke. You keep him getting your Coke. We get that one back, we'd make him buy you a Coke.

[Brandon]

That'd be great.

[Eddie]

You remember when we played that golf tournament? We won a trip to Puerto Rico.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. I don't. Puerto Rico. We didn't win a trip to Puerto Rico.

[Brandon]

It's like a Luke Combs song.

[Eddie]

We did. We didn't. We didn't cash him in because we cheated.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on.

[Mike Fisher]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Eddie]

A long time ago.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't remember this. So go ahead.

[Eddie]

We played.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's take a break. We'll come back after the break.

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[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

We Play a golf tournament. You, me, our buddy Steve, and someone else.

[Bobby Bones]

Scotty.

[Eddie]

Maybe Mike. Maybe Scotty. Maybe Scotty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we kind of cheated.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't remember cheating.

[Eddie]

We were like, dude, we played so bad. And we were like, we can't, like, turn in this bath. And it wasn't like, we're gonna go cheat and win all these prizes. We're like, we scored so bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God. I remember this. I blocked it out of my memory.

[Eddie]

We're like, we gotta make up a score. We were just. Just to not make us look bad. That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

Gotcha. Period. You're. Dude, I have blocked this because of the trauma. Whenever they announced we won and we weren't trying to win.

[Eddie]

We weren't trying to win, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

We didn't want to be embarrassed on the board.

[Eddie]

Honest to God, we were not trying. And we had already. We had bought all of these little, like, cheat things. Like, you can buy, like, yarn. You buy Yarn for, like, 20 bucks. And that gets you closer to the pin. And you can use.

[Bobby Bones]

We bought all the stuff. We used everything.

[Eddie]

Still score terribly.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

So then Bobby's like, all right, well, let's just make this score sounds good. It's not too crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Middle of the ground, you know, we're going to be up on the board. Our name's going to be up there. I was starting to have a little bit of success, so I didn't want to be embarrassed. We're not going to win, but we're not going to be last. No one's going to take a picture of it and post it on Twitter. Correct.

[Eddie]

So we turn the card in and we go get burgers. They had burgers, drinks while everyone else finished. And they started putting all the scores on the board. And, dude, we were up by, like, 10.

[Bobby Bones]

Sc. We dominated.

[Eddie]

And the more cards were coming in, we were like, oh, for sure. More like, no, dude, we were dominating. And so I think somebody beat us eventually, but we got second place. And second was, like, a trip to Puerto Rico.

[Mike Fisher]

Dang.

[Eddie]

And we're like, dude, we can't take these.

[Bobby Bones]

We didn't take the trip. Yeah. Because we weren't cheating to win. We were just cheating to save face. So we weren't. We do I. I do have a picture of us holding the trophy, though. Second place trophy. Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's a terrible picture.

[Bobby Bones]

But we did not take the prize because we haven't told her we left.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. We took, like. They gave us a certificate. We never used it.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, yeah, we Didn't. We didn't use the prize.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

They didn't give us, like, an airplane there.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay.

[Brandon]

You have your bags.

[Mike Fisher]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a picture of us in the trophy. Okay, so the trophy we did keep.

[Eddie]

You blocked that out of your memory.

[Bobby Bones]

It's so funny, but I remember going, oh, God, we didn't cheat to win this thing. Don't hope we didn't win. Don't. Don't know. And no, but they just. Nobody was going above us on the board. And finally they put one up, and I thought maybe they're just saving all the good teams till the end.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope.

[Eddie]

We finished second, and I do. And we were just trying to pick a score that just wasn't bad. That's it. Not a really good one, but we dominated that tournament.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder if Steve remembers that. I wonder what his recollection is of that.

[Mike Fisher]

Was that in Texas?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's in Texas.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And my buddy Scotty came to town to play the tournament with us. I'm gonna see if he'll even answer his phone.

[Eddie]

Who are you calling, Steve or Scotty?

[Bobby Bones]

Steve. I never call anybody ever. So he may be like, why Bobby calling me? Hey, we're recording the show right now, so you're about to be on, but Eddie and I are talking about a golf tournament that we played. Me, you, Eddie, and what. What do you. I forgot all about this. What do you remember about that tournament? That we bought a lot of yarn. Yeah, we did. And because then that was legal, because you bought it, the money went to the charity. Go ahead. Yeah, so that you bought a lot of yarn and we had a lot of yarn. And I remember that we ended up finishing second place.

[Eddie]

And I still have my second place trophies.

[Brandon]

It's like the greatest day for him now.

[Bobby Bones]

What else do you remember? I have. I have a picture of that.

[Mike Fisher]

I'll send that to you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, text it to me. Six inch trophy. And Eddie was telling the story because we played terribly. And Eddie was like, we cheated, but we didn't cheat to win it. We actually cheated just to not be the last on the board. But we. The surprise was nobody was beating us. And finally at the end, one team beat us. We were like, oh, my God, we can't believe we just won the second place.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it was a shock.

[Bobby Bones]

And that said they, like, had a super low score, which they may be cheated as well. So we might have taken first. Yeah. Text me that picture, if you don't mind. Yeah, I'll send it to you. I haven't framed. It's a framer. You framed the picture. We cheated a tournament in. We didn't cheat, man.

[Brandon]

We bought a lot of yarn.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm finding the frame version. I'll send it to you. Okay, See you later, man.

[Eddie]

See, See, in his mind, we didn't cheat.

[Bobby Bones]

He blocked it. In my mind, I don't remember it.

[Mike Fisher]

I don't remember. It's called it the yarn one. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Remember the tournament? Oh, the yarn. My other. This wasn't planned, but it's actually funny. But the other golf tournament story was there's a charity that I went to Arkansas, and I said, eddie, come play. We wouldn't play this charity tournament.

[Eddie]

This was stupid.

[Bobby Bones]

You can have it. You can tell the story.

[Eddie]

No, you tell the story. So dumb.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll just tell the first part.

[Eddie]

It kind of pisses. This story pisses me off.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

You just ignited something in him.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna have him till the second half.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

His perspective is so much more fun and probably more accurate. So they say, hey, come play. This tournament. We go. And it was a great field. A bunch of athletes. Johnny Damon, Wade Boggs.

[Eddie]

Yeah. George Brett.

[Bobby Bones]

George Brett.

[Mike Fisher]

A lot of alcohol.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of alcohol. A lot of alcohol. And it's in Arkansas. So that is kind of my wheelhouse. So even if it's like 50 year old men and generally, who cares? In Arkansas, that's like my people. So there were people that really thought it was cool that I was playing. That made me feel good. And so we're playing and it's coming toward the end of the tournament. It was a hot date, really nice course. I think it was on the Blessings course in Arkansas.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the Tyson.

[Bobby Bones]

Super nice. Okay, take it from here.

[Eddie]

So they put Bobby and I in different groups. Like he was in another group, I was another group. The group I was with was pretty good. I played, I think I played with like the golf pro, like, who ran that course. So he knew the course. We got. I think we got second place in that one. And so second place of the whole tournament gets free drivers.

[Mike Fisher]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Like brand new tailor made drivers. The top of the line at that time. And I was like, dude, look what we got. And I showed Bobby. Dude, we got the freaking driver.

[Bobby Bones]

We did not. My team did not win.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay?

[Eddie]

I got the driver. And Bobby goes, yeah. So you probably don't know this, and I don't expect you to know this, but tradition around here is in the tournament is that you know how it's for the first tee and the kids the kids are here. And whoever wins, the drivers usually donates the drivers to the kids. I was like, oh, well, I didn't know that, but that makes sense. So I picked a kid. He was over there talking to his dad. And I was like, hey, man, here you go, dude, this driver's for you. He's like, are you serious? I'm like, absolutely. Enjoy it. And I walk back to Bobby and he's cracking up, of course.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

And I go, what are you. What are you laughing at? He's like, I'm joking. Oh, no. Nobody gives their drivers to the kids.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm like, you idiot.

[Eddie]

I just. I like that driver.

[Mike Fisher]

Oh, man, that's brutal.

[Eddie]

Story pisses me you didn't finest work, though.

[Bobby Bones]

That's some of my finest all time work.

[Mike Fisher]

Now, did you mean for it to go that far, Bobby, or were you just kind of throwing it out there and see where it went?

[Eddie]

That was the whole point.

[Bobby Bones]

I wanted. I know, but, like, I wanted him. My goal was for him to give it away to a kid.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Be so annoyed by it and then not be able to get it back. And then we could laugh about it for years to come. And you know what? Mission accomplished.

[Eddie]

Success.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah. Look where we are.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Success, huh?

[Eddie]

Success.

[Mike Fisher]

Success.

[Eddie]

Dude, you know what's cool about that tournament too, was Wade Boggs, like, when he showed up to the country club, he brought two, like 18 packs of Miller Lights to the country club. Put them on the bar and say, hey, will you write weight on those? And they're like, sir, we have free alcohol here. You're like, ah, those are mine. Nobody touches those.

[Mike Fisher]

That's a legend, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Drank a lot.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Drank a lot. Last thing about Golf, Happy Gilmore 2 cost more to make than centers and weapons combined.

[Mike Fisher]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

A recently released report revealed that Happy Gilmore 2 cost $152 million to produce over a 64 day period in New Jersey. Sinners cost 90 million. I like sinners. And weapons only cost 38 million. I didn't see weapons, but it was good, right, Mike? I love weapons. Yeah. So those two combined, 128. Happy Gilmore 2. 152.

[Eddie]

All the cameos. I mean, does he pay all those people?

[Bobby Bones]

I do not think it was because the cameos. Because the cameos would have been pretty close to being free. Like, you do that as a volunteer thing because you're only doing a day. They're not gonna pay somebody a million bucks for a day. It's like, we'd like to have you come out and do A cameo. I think some of the roles that were a little more than that, but I don't think that was. The actors cost as much as it was doing it all in 64 days. I mean, but think of the biggest actors. Sandler's probably gonna cost a lot, but I think he's not an overall deal. But Haley Joel Osment wasn't gonna charge you that much. Yeah, that's true.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I think adam Sandler gets 20 million per movie for Netflix. Dang. That's good work.

[Mike Fisher]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, would you call them and tell them I'll do it for 19? I'm gonna undercut him real quick. Any list on the celebrities last year in that tournament? I didn't find a list for last year, but I've seen some of the other years. Would you kind of. Okay, cool. If you have anybody, I'd like to hear the comparison for that Preds tournament. You have Mike Fisher, Preds player. Celebrity. Scott Hamilton. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Good ice skater.

[Bobby Bones]

Some of these other ones I don't know, but Kermit Davis, Is he Croggy Frog? Yeah, Crog. That's the real last name. You have Josh Reap, who is from last comic standing. I don't know who that is.

[Brandon]

He's pretty funny.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

J.P. deMont. Hey, guys, I might be famous in this tournament.

[Mike Fisher]

There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm getting more famous as we go. Go ahead. Kelly Lovelace, who's a singer.

[Mike Fisher]

Songwriter.

[Bobby Bones]

Songwriter.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's all I'm seeing.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude, you're good.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, top notch.

[Eddie]

I'll be happy to get.

[Brandon]

This is gonna be big time.

[Eddie]

Bobby Bones is here.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Okay. All right.

[Brandon]

The Wade Boggs of that without the drinking.

[Bobby Bones]

I try to chase celebrity tournaments where they have the least amount of celebrities just. Just for ego boost. After all those. Okay, I'll hit back. The problem is, it's like right after the show. Like, I gotta run from it.

[Eddie]

That's always tough.

[Bobby Bones]

It's tough. Yeah.

[Eddie]

That'd be fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's a picture of us.

[Eddie]

Oh, it came in.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he does have it in a frame.

[Mike Fisher]

Look at this.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you see it?

[Eddie]

It's a framer. He sent it to me too.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a frame with words on it. A bunch of golf words.

[Eddie]

It's all golf.

[Bobby Bones]

Rough handicap, rough bunker.

[Brandon]

Man, he.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, look at all the hair you have on your face.

[Eddie]

Oh, I know. Harry is a little bigger, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Throwback. I don't think you were bigger.

[Eddie]

You don't think so? Those days. Dude, send it to me.

[Mike Fisher]

Eddie or Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we'll put this up in the social club if you have a. Yeah, that's funny, man.

[Eddie]

I can't believe you blocked that from your mind. You guys, that was a. That was a hell of a day.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't like how it made me feel because I didn't care about the cheating to not finish last because there was no prize. I didn't want to be somebody taking pictures of and posting it.

[Mike Fisher]

Right.

[Brandon]

Y' all look so guilty in that picture.

[Eddie]

We feel guilty.

[Bobby Bones]

But I did feel guilty whenever we finished second and got a prize.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I don't want that.

[Eddie]

A trip.

[Brandon]

I can't believe you didn't give it to a kid.

[Bobby Bones]

There's some nine year old Puerto Rico by himself going, oh, dad, where are you? Yeah, that driver story gets told about once a year. It's funnier every year.

[Eddie]

Dude, I'd have a good driver. Right? I'd still be.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you wouldn't. It'd be like the Nike tongue. Okay, okay. So this is what I have. Well, let's do a couple things we haven't done a lot of. Like it's, it's not super sports current right now, meaning a lot of stories don't matter, but we can do a few that do matter. Michael Parsons. Now people are going, he may not be here.

[Eddie]

That's not true.

[Bobby Bones]

Now I can play Schottenheimer. New Cowboys coach. Yeah, Brian talking about it in a press conference. This is from espn. Go ahead.

[Brandon]

Because I think at the end of the day, we feel like Mike is going to be out there when we can line up against Philadelphia here in 15 days or whatever it is. And you know, so no, the answer is yeah, I feel good about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

With or without a contract extension, I.

[Brandon]

Feel good that Mike is going to be out there against the Philadelphia Eagles.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, your thoughts? As a Cowboys fan, I just think.

[Eddie]

This is par for the course. It's how Jerry does business. We do it over and over every year. We did it with CD last year, we did it with Dak, we did it with Zico Elliott. He's in Cabo. Like we just do it all the time. So I don't understand. I don't understand why he does it this way or why they decide to hold it this long. But I think he's going to be a Cowboy. I'm not worried about it.

[Bobby Bones]

I did see Schefter tweet that he can see the divorce coming.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Bobby Bones]

And Shefter doesn't tweet crap.

[Eddie]

He doesn't.

[Bobby Bones]

So it wasn't imminent. But he's like, for the first time, I think I can kind of see a divorce happening. What was sucked for the Cowboys is if they end up trading Micah Parsons. And I don't think they will. Although I'm starting to bleed a little more. They might just. Because when people like Schefter jump in and go like he's heard that it's a possibility. Although it could be somebody. He could be working for somebody too.

[Mike Fisher]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Like certain sources can tell Schefter things make him say things to make the process happen.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But what sucks for the Cowboys is had they traded Michael Parsons before the draft, they could have drafted a couple players instead. Now they could possibly lose Parsons and have some great draft picks. But that's just an empty spot then. Like they weren't able to fill it. They'll fill it next year, but it's like a dead season.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think Parsons stays. But it's always as a fan base when you hear your coach go, I think he'll be there without actually addressing the follow up question. And I don't think he's going to play without a contract. Why would you?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You get hurt.

[Mike Fisher]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

And also let's say they do get a contract a day before. You know what happens. Usually get hurt.

[Eddie]

Yes. And he's not ready for the game.

[Bobby Bones]

Because they haven't gone through camp. Their body's not physically in football mode. I don't know what that means. Football mode.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In gear. It's like Dak too. Like they don't play Dak during the preseason. I don't understand why he doesn't take any snaps. Like the game against the Eagles, the very first game of the season is when Dax going to touch the field. Like, I don't think that's smart.

[Bobby Bones]

Dax brittle. I'd keep my. I know he's quarterbacks from playing.

[Eddie]

Probably give him some snaps, man. Like Mahomes plays. Josh Allen plays.

[Bobby Bones]

What if they compromised? Instead of giving him snaps, they gave him snacks.

[Mike Fisher]

Ooh.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's not quite snaps, but it's close.

[Eddie]

We'll take it.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's like the season's coming. We don't want to get you hurt. So no sn but. And then a curtain opens. That would be cool, right? Wow.

[Eddie]

I guess.

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[Bobby Bones]

I did tweet that I would pay somebody random $10,000 if Arkansas made the College Football Playoff. Oh, you didn't see it? Oh yeah, no. Okay, good. It's interesting to talk to you about it, then. So what are your thoughts?

[Mike Fisher]

Who, like, can they work for you?

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody ran. Somebody totally ran them.

[Eddie]

I forget who's getting the money. What do you think about.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll read you the tweet.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I posted this a day ago. If Arkansas. Kevin wants the money. I said, if Arkansas makes a college football playoff, I'll give somebody random $10,000. Let this shift the universe to favor the Hogs.

[Mike Fisher]

Hmm. I mean, I like it. Jaylen Brown did this a couple years ago with the Celtics. They ended up winning the title.

[Bobby Bones]

What did he. What did he offer?

[Mike Fisher]

He said the energy is about to shift.

[Bobby Bones]

But did he offer money?

[Mike Fisher]

But he didn't offer money.

[Eddie]

He just said something.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, well, that's not the same.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm giving money. I'm, like, offering $10,000 cash.

[Eddie]

Not $10, dude.

[Mike Fisher]

$10,000 to somebody random if they make the playoff.

[Bobby Bones]

So that's top 12 teams.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah. I think that money is good as in your pocket.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'm not gonna take it out of the bank, so it's not in my pocket.

[Mike Fisher]

That's true. Okay, well, it's staying in the bank.

[Bobby Bones]

How safe is it?

[Mike Fisher]

It's very, very safe.

[Brandon]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not hurting my feelings.

[Eddie]

You're being honest.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Mike Fisher]

I'm just being honest.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like I'm pretty honest about the situation as well. And it is not that. Although I was watching Bobby Petrino talk yesterday and listen, Bobby Petrino is the last great coach we've had because why'd you do that, Bobby? Why'd you blow it for us? Like he was winning 10 games. He's won 11 games. You know what got him, right? Ladies.

[Eddie]

The ladies always do.

[Bobby Bones]

But now he's the offensive coordinator in Arkansas, and I rarely see him confident about anything. He's pretty confident about the offense. He's like, we're not quite there yet, but we're close. He's never said that.

[Eddie]

He's never heard that.

[Mike Fisher]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

And, like, our quarterback is Taylor Green. I'll do one minute of selfish talk. And last year he played. He played okay. Pretty good. One Tennessee game, won some games, and he was hurt all last year. He's not hurt right now because you know why? A lot of snacks. Very low snacks. I do this where my expectation is. I don't think we're in a good place in general as an organization. I think Sam Pittman has brought some stability to the program, but I think we're kind of maxed out at what we can do. And people always blame it on schedule. Everybody's got a hard schedule and they're like, well, preseason we play. What's preseason, though? It's never actually the reality of how good the teams are and everybody in the SEC is playing six, seven ranked teams.

[Eddie]

But you guys have a tough schedule.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but not any tougher than like an Oklahoma. We don't really know how tough it is. It's like the NFL.

[Eddie]

That's true.

[Bobby Bones]

When they go, we're waiting the schedule, it's even less. It's even more so in the NFL because the players shift so much.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

With the NFL, at least a lot of the pros, they, they. The teams are more the same. Yeah.

[Eddie]

The teams for the most part.

[Bobby Bones]

So anyway. 10,000 bucks.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah. I think. Yeah. I mean, I hope, I hope somebody random gets it for your sake and for their sake, but I think it's pretty dang safe.

[Bobby Bones]

I would. It's worth it to me.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think that shifts to universe at all?

[Mike Fisher]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

I have a question for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Would you say the same thing if they were projected high?

[Bobby Bones]

No, why would I? Because I'll get to enjoy that. Anyway, I'm trying to shift some. I'm trying to shake something up here.

[Eddie]

I get it.

[Mike Fisher]

I feel like the Cowboys in Arkansas both do better when the expectations are.

[Bobby Bones]

Low because we never meet expectations.

[Mike Fisher]

Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, but they like always outperforming. In Cowboys, you guys always think you're at the top of the world.

[Bobby Bones]

But we don't always outperform our expectations. We just aren't expected to do much ever. So when we do well, it's like, look at them. They outperform their expectations.

[Mike Fisher]

What was it three years ago? You guys had a really good year.

[Bobby Bones]

We won nine games once.

[Mike Fisher]

Right. And then like the next year, like, oh, they're back. They're gonna. And then you guys won like six games or something.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep, that's exactly what happened.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah. So. And then this year it's like nobody is talking about Arkansas.

[Bobby Bones]

And if you count the bowl game. I don't count the bowl games, but those aren't real games. And you're also playing like minded teams. You're not playing the random scheduled, lead generated team.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They're like, look at Arkansas's bowl games. We've won five out of seven or whatever the number is. And I'm like, dude, we played in Memphis every year against six and 16.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like we should win. We should be seven out of seven and we shouldn't even be in those Games.

[Mike Fisher]

It.

[Bobby Bones]

It's my number one love as far as that's not my wife or my dogs. And you know what? I might sacrifice the dogs for a championship.

[Mike Fisher]

I think you would.

[Eddie]

Stanley's like, yeah, he's had a good life.

[Brandon]

He's, like, worth it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's frustrating to not, like, have something you feel super optimistic about. I love it the same. It's got to be like a bad kid.

[Eddie]

What do you mean? Like, you still love them?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you're the only one with older kids here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

But what do you mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, when your kid's bad, you love them the same, but you're just, like, kind of disappointed, and you're like, this is what's up.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I. Yeah, I see that. I see that. But, like, don't. Doesn't every start of the season feel good to you?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I feel great. I feel like we can do it.

[Mike Fisher]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, our first two games, we play, like Arkansas State is game two. I think we play, like, North Alabama or something. Game one of the weird Alabamas lose one of those. Oh, no, we can't. Then we play ole Miss. Week 3 at Ole Miss may go down for that. If you guys want to go Week four, I think we're playing at Memphis. If we lose that Memphis game, which we can't, because Memphis is always pretty good and they're not. I can't believe we're going to Memphis, though, which is crazy. Yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

That's wild.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. If we start four. No Notre Dame comes to Arkansas. I mean, even if we start. Oh, and four, Notre Dame comes to Arkansas. Either way, they're not going to change.

[Eddie]

Either way, they're still coming.

[Bobby Bones]

And Ole Miss is going to be really good. If we can somehow beat Ole Miss and Notre Dame comes to forno. Arkansas in Fayetteville. Yeah. That. Everybody have an umbrella when you're sitting here?

[Eddie]

Because you.

[Bobby Bones]

You can figure it out.

[Brandon]

It's gonna be Gallagher.

[Bobby Bones]

You can figure it out.

[Mike Fisher]

Me raining money. No, no.

[Brandon]

Hey, I. I think you should take. You should double down. I think you should.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not your money, by the way. It's easy to say when it's not your money.

[Mike Fisher]

I'll join.

[Brandon]

I'll join.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Brandon]

I got five on it.

[Bobby Bones]

Thousand. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Northwest Arkansas Gazette. Take out an ad saying this is what you're going to do so the players and the coaches can see, oh, wow, this guy's serious about this.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on.

[Brandon]

You know what I'm saying?

[Bobby Bones]

You think that's interesting?

[Eddie]

You think that when they wake up in the Morning. They get the Gazette 100%. And they're like, wow, Bobby Bowman's putting $10,000 if we make the playoffs.

[Brandon]

They're like, yeah, see, I really do it for Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Eddie]

And then they take it to the locker room, and coach is like.

[Bobby Bones]

They pin it up on the board.

[Brandon]

It's up on there.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

Play like a champion today. Play for Bobby today.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's.

[Mike Fisher]

They slap it. Walking out.

[Brandon]

Petrino's gonna be like, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

If y' all read the newspaper today.

[Brandon]

And they're like, yeah, we did do.

[Bobby Bones]

It for the boners.

[Brandon]

I'm taking the. I'm taking the ad out.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you see how much that would be like. Like a half page or what? Those. That would be fun.

[Eddie]

You're really going all on this?

[Bobby Bones]

Why not?

[Eddie]

How long does the ad run?

[Bobby Bones]

Like it's a newspaper. It dies in a day, doesn't it?

[Mike Fisher]

Oh, does it?

[Eddie]

Okay, so it's.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't leave it in all season. I'll call you. $10,000 just to do this.

[Brandon]

He's already down 20 grand.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but it would be worth it. Okay. That's fun, huh? Okay, around the room, real quick. Favorite team. What's going on, Kevin? Patriots. What's happening?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, Patriots look good, man. And they said the other day that they're gonna go all in. What I'm really hoping for, Micah.

[Bobby Bones]

Or what about, like, Scary Terry or.

[Mike Fisher]

Scary Terry or Trey Hendrickson? I'll take them all. Or any one. Or all. They have the most cap space. And Elliot Wolf said he's willing to trade a first or second round pick. So. Come on, Micah.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what would feel good about being a Patriots fan right now is even if they're not, Even if they don't win 10 games this year, or 11 games or 12 games at 10, I can see 10.

[Mike Fisher]

10 would be really good.

[Bobby Bones]

I could see. I could see 10, though. But let's say they don't win 13 games. You feel good because that's a new culture that's being built by somebody you trust. Because he's done it with far less, for sure. Like Vrabel did. Has had far less here and took him to the AFC Championship game.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I would feel really good if I were you. That's really cool, because even this year, you're probably not going to win the Super Bowl. But it's got to feel good that this is a building year. That's what I'm missing from my team right now is because we're just kind of like, hanging out, going, well this year probably ain't gonna be great. And who even knows what that means forever.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah. Yeah. We got a lot of hope, which is good.

[Bobby Bones]

We right now don't have a lot of Hope. And I'm Mr. Hope. I know there's not a bigger fan in the world than me. I love it with all my heart and soul. And you know what? I take a double circumcision. I've had one month, baby.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

If someone say you have a national championship, lose a third. Lose a third of the head. I'm in.

[Brandon]

I'll make the call.

[Eddie]

And your pink.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, that's no call, Brandon. That's no call.

[Brandon]

I've got him on Craigslist.

[Mike Fisher]

You're good.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I'm getting to the point too, where I'm start. Never going to get to see a football national championship.

[Eddie]

Well, did you have a lot of life left? You're not.

[Bobby Bones]

I've had a lot of life so far and it's never happened.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Not only did it not happen in my life, it's been since 1964.

[Mike Fisher]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Was that Jerry's team?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Mike Fisher]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Of course.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Anyway, whatever. Like, Eddie, any cowboy time.

[Eddie]

I'll just tell you that after watching the Jerry Jones Dallas Cowboys, I mean, I think I'm three episodes into the out of eight of the Netflix documentary. I just don't know if we'll ever be that again. It was so. It was so different. The culture of the Dallas Cowboys in the 90s was like, Jimmy Johnson was hardcore, dude. Like, they lost a game that they should have won and he didn't feed him on the plane. Like, that doesn't happen anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't do that anymore.

[Brandon]

And Jerry Jones won't let it happen again. He will never let a Jimmy Johnson and back in there.

[Bobby Bones]

But also, that wouldn't happen anyway now.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

It wouldn't. It's like when we played high school football, there were coaches like, you don't get water. You don't deserve it. Now, that wouldn't happen.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

There's been education on, I don't know, food and water.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Where you need it.

[Mike Fisher]

And.

[Bobby Bones]

And they make a lot more money now. And so there is more of an entitlement. I'm. I'm rich and young.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Where they didn't make as much money then, generally speaking, they made a lot of money. But only the superstars. And even the superstars didn't make as much money.

[Eddie]

And they were tight. Like Emmett, Michael, Troy. They were tight. Like Dion, everyone was just like, close, close. And they played for each other. I don't see that in the Cowboys these days, so I don't know. I thought that that documentary was gonna pump me up for the season. It kind of brought me down a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you'd like the SEC any given Saturday.

[Eddie]

That's my next. That's my next watch.

[Bobby Bones]

It's gonna be tough to watch that, though, during this season. It's kind of. You need to watch it before the season starts.

[Eddie]

Oh. So I only have, like.

[Mike Fisher]

How many episodes are there in the. I haven't watched that either.

[Bobby Bones]

Six or.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Five or six or seven. Maybe five. I'm gonna tell. It's five.

[Eddie]

That's doable.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Somebody could probably look that up real quick. But it's good. And I didn't want it to be good.

[Mike Fisher]

Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I didn't want to like other teams or anybody.

[Mike Fisher]

See, they are.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to hate everybody.

[Mike Fisher]

Seven episodes.

[Bobby Bones]

It's seven and some. But some of them, though, are shorter. Like, there's a 35 minute episode.

[Eddie]

You guys.

[Bobby Bones]

47. You guys have a. Yeah, we do. And they came in. Well, one. One game. They do one game with most teams.

[Mike Fisher]

So when you beat Tennessee.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah. Nice.

[Bobby Bones]

It was. It was the right game to be there because that's like the one big win we had last year.

[Mike Fisher]

But.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you. You come away from that. I almost don't want to tell you who not to like.

[Eddie]

Okay. All right. Don't tell me.

[Bobby Bones]

There are coaches. You're like, I don't like them.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're gonna watch it this week?

[Mike Fisher]

We'll try to.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

This weekend.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I will, too. And there are coaches, too. You're like, I'll play for them.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But then you'd be like, well, I'm not good. So they wouldn't let me play.

[Eddie]

I would never play.

[Bobby Bones]

People are asking about your Superman bat.

[Eddie]

Yeah. What's going on with that? When do you want to do it? I'm ready, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we can. We don't have to in the same time, because I think that's a whole.

[Eddie]

Street versus the cooking.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You got to go.

[Eddie]

I'm assuming you want the cooking first.

[Bobby Bones]

Because that's what, you know, I want the street first.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to go stand for two hours on the street in a Superman costume with a sign, a big sign that says, bobby Bones is a better golfer than me. So I guess I want the presentation of what street when you can do it. I don't need to be there. I'm not gonna be there. I'll just watch it on social media.

[Eddie]

What street? Yeah, you want, like, the interstate?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's got to be somewhere with a lot of traffic, and it's got to be at a time where there's a lot of traffic.

[Eddie]

So, like, five o' clock traffic. The interstate.

[Bobby Bones]

You can do like, four to six.

[Eddie]

Is that. Is that legal? Like, is the cops gonna give me a hard time distracting drivers with my.

[Bobby Bones]

What? Are they gonna be distracted by you?

[Eddie]

Dude, it's tight.

[Mike Fisher]

He's coming up with the excuses.

[Eddie]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Why does that man have.

[Eddie]

Opposite of that?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, let me know next week. It's up to you when you do that part.

[Eddie]

Whenever I do it. Yeah. You're providing the costume, though, right?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna go find a costume now.

[Bobby Bones]

You can get on it.

[Brandon]

I got you, bro.

[Eddie]

Brandon's on all of them.

[Brandon]

I got a guy.

[Mike Fisher]

I got a guy.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me look on Amazon real quick.

[Eddie]

And then that's gonna be my costume forever. Like.

[Mike Fisher]

Well, at least you have some for Halloween.

[Bobby Bones]

Adult Superman costume. I just want to see how expensive it is.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's got to be good. I want it to kind of look like the man of Steel.

[Bobby Bones]

I can. I can buy it for you because it is 85 bucks.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's expensive, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm gonna get you the men's.

[Eddie]

Make sure it's gonna get you the.

[Bobby Bones]

DC Comics Superman adult costume. Prime. 85 bucks will deliver tomorrow. Oh, wow. Do you want.

[Eddie]

That's quick.

[Bobby Bones]

Extra small size small, medium large, or extra large?

[Eddie]

I'm assuming I'd be a medium, but.

[Mike Fisher]

Like, I'd go large. It'd be safe.

[Eddie]

Does it say, well, you don't want a loose Superman.

[Bobby Bones]

Then they'll be like, look at that guy's vagina.

[Eddie]

Exactly. You don't want that.

[Brandon]

You don't want a tight one.

[Eddie]

Medium.

[Bobby Bones]

Go medium them.

[Eddie]

What does it say the sizes by them? Like, if you wear a size 32.

[Mike Fisher]

Pants, say, based on your previous buys.

[Brandon]

Based on your vagina.

[Bobby Bones]

They want me to take a picture of it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Here's what it says. Let's see.

[Eddie]

Stupid one stroke.

[Bobby Bones]

Adult men. Medium, 40 to 40 tube. I don't know what that is. Here you go, bro.

[Eddie]

That's the waist.

[Bobby Bones]

That's big.

[Mike Fisher]

Right? Is that the one?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mike Fisher]

It's gotta be chess. Yeah. Large would be 42 to 44. We got a tape measure here, dude.

[Brandon]

You're gonna look great.

[Eddie]

That's my chest. That's my barrel chest.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think you should probably get a medium.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. What do you think, guys? Team Eddie. Medium or large?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, medium.

[Bobby Bones]

Medium.

[Eddie]

Let's go medium.

[Mike Fisher]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Because like I said, you do want a little tighter by now.

[Mike Fisher]

It's gonna be so tight.

[Eddie]

Oh, you think so? Mike, Mike, should I go large?

[Bobby Bones]

It's already bought. I already bought.

[Brandon]

It's got good reviews, man. Look at this guy. Look at this guy.

[Bobby Bones]

She goes small. I already bought it. Okay, there you go. Look at this guy.

[Brandon]

It looks like he's wearing a diaper.

[Bobby Bones]

Hang on.

[Eddie]

The boots are like, he's like too big.

[Brandon]

Two stars.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, they said it was too big. Yeah, that'd be perfect. That's good.

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah, there you go.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's it. We'll see you guys next week. Have a great. Well, yeah, Friday then. The weekend we're out of here. Mike, wanna hear that music?

[Mike Fisher]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, you wanna hit that whistle?

[Eddie]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Bones]

Can't wait for football. We'll see you guys next week. Goodbye, everybody.

[Mike Fisher]

Everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

Theme song written by Bobby Bones. That's me. And performed by Brandon Ray. Follow Brandon on socials at Brandon Ray Music. You can follow the show on Instagram at Bobby Bonesports. Thanks to our crew, co host at producer Eddie, segment producer at Kickoff Kevin and executive producer at Mike Diestro. But most importantly, thank you for listening. I'm Bobby Bones. We'll talk to you next time here on 25 Whistles.

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