The Bobby Bones Show: Best 7 Segments This Week
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Episode: Best 7 Segments From The Bobby Bones Show This Week
Date: September 6, 2025
Overview
In this special edition, Morgan counts down the top seven most entertaining and talked-about segments from The Bobby Bones Show this week. From hilarious debates about line-cutting etiquette and grown men trying pacifiers, to a medical mystery involving “stuffed feet” and possibly the greatest (or most suspicious) lottery winner ever, this recap is bursting with quirky, candid, and laugh-out-loud moments from Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, and the crew. The episode finishes with Bobby finally – after a lifetime as a football fan without a pro team – revealing his official NFL allegiance.
Top 7 Segments Breakdown
7. Grocery Store Line-Holding Drama
[07:30 - 18:00]
- Scenario: Morgan recounts being in a long grocery line on Sunday with her boyfriend. The woman in front was alone, but just before checkout, her husband appeared with a full cart and cut in.
- Debate: The team argues: Is it ever okay to hold a spot in line for someone still shopping? The consensus is a resounding “No!”
- Notable Quotes:
- Bobby:
“That’s a bad person. Yeah, I’ve never – that’s a bad person. That doesn’t seem right.” (09:25)
- Morgan:
“I was about to – I was like, ‘Hey, you weren’t in line. You just cut all of us.’” (10:05)
- Bobby:
“Is it smart? No. Is it efficient? Maybe. Is it the right thing? Absolutely not.” (11:01)
- Bobby:
- Vibe: Animated, relatable, and cathartic for anyone who hates line-cutters.
6. Amy's New Football Game: "Which Coach Would You Date?"
[18:05 - 31:50]
- Context: Amy admits she's grown out of her long-running “Which quarterback would you date?” bit, feeling it's less age-appropriate, and pivots to "Which coach would you date?" for the new football season.
- Dynamics: The team teases Amy, discusses which aspects should factor into her ranking (looks, sideline behavior, age, etc.), and jokes about her “cradle robbing” Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame’s coach.
- Notable Quotes:
- Amy:
“Quarterbacks are too young, but the coaches are too old. Except for… Marcus Freeman. He’d win. Like, I don’t care who they’re fighting.” (28:41)
- Bobby:
“You can’t Google them – you can only pick if you see them on TV.” (29:30)
- Amy:
- Vibe: Lively and irreverent; pokes fun at Amy’s criteria and the social rules of fandom.
5. Morning Routines: The Team Confesses
[32:00 - 40:00]
- Topic: The crew compares their surprisingly varied and sometimes controversial morning routines.
- Bobby: Hot bath first thing (“I have a towel on my back because the tub’s cold”), stretches in the tub, then switches to plum shrub tea.
- Eddie: Perpetually runs late, rushes shower, coffee, banana, and boiled eggs out the door.
- Amy: One-cup-of-coffee person, strict about caffeine timing.
- Notable Quotes:
- Bobby:
“I don’t run a bath and then get in. I get in, and it’s freezing cold, like porcelain...then I start to boil like a rabbit.” (34:57)
- Eddie:
“I need to feel late to get going. That’s just part of the routine.” (39:22)
- Bobby:
- Vibe: Oddly confessional and fun, with the team ribbing each other about their “weird” rituals.
4. Grown Men & Pacifiers: Bobby’s Anxiety Hack
[40:10 - 51:45]
- Event: Bobby shows off his new “adult pacifiers” – yes, actual binkies for adults – explaining he bought them to help with anxiety, especially at bedtime.
- Reactions:
- The team is both grossed out and fascinated as Bobby demonstrates. Ray and Amy reluctantly try the pacis; Eddie’s adamant it’s “not for him.” The discussion gets weird (“It simulates the nipple!”) and then even weirder.
- Notable Quotes:
- Bobby:
“If I get stressed out, I just pop in my pacifier...” (44:10)
- Amy:
“You’re eating it like a lollipop—that’s so gross.” (47:03)
- Eddie:
“Bobby, I’m a little worried about you... it’s probably not good for your mouth. And you already have mouth problems.” (49:00)
- Bobby:
- Memorable Moment: Bobby tries to field live calls with a pacifier in his mouth.
- Vibe: Peak show absurdity; childish yet reveals honest conversation about anxiety.
3. The Stuffed Feet Medical Mystery
[51:46 - 1:00:05]
- Background: During a trivia game, Amy casually mentions her grandmother had “all the bones in her feet removed and they were stuffed.” Listeners are baffled and demand answers.
- Segment: Caller Jamie from Georgia asks for clarification. Amy admits, “Maybe as a kid I didn’t understand, but I swear she had ‘stuffed feet.’” Bobby and the crew consult a medical assistant, who says it’s highly unlikely.
- Notable Quotes:
- Amy:
“My grandma had really puffy, stuffed feet. I always thought they took the bones out and stuffed them with something.” (53:12)
- Medical AI (paraphrased):
“It’s not common practice to remove all the bones and just ‘stuff’ a foot. More likely, a partial amputation.”
- Amy:
- Vibe: Surreal and laugh-out-loud, highlighting childhood misconceptions and the show’s delight in odd – but very real – family lore.
2. Did This Guy REALLY Win the Lottery? "Chili's" Story
[1:00:08 - 1:13:57]
- Call-in: Alleged winner “Chili” describes stumbling upon a $10 million lottery win – taking a ticket a customer rejected, forgetting it in his truck for months, then cashing it in.
- Twist: He claims he’s never told his wife or kids, has set up secret accounts, gave $10,000 to the cashier, and tithed half a million to his church. His family apparently remains oblivious even as the mortgage is paid off.
- Hosts’ Skepticism: Bobby and team probe, question, and marvel at the details (“You didn’t even tell your wife?!”), unsure if it’s genius or the most elaborate prank call ever.
- Notable Quotes:
- Chili:
“Nobody knows – not my wife, not my kids.”
- Bobby:
“Are you sure you’re telling the truth?” (1:11:45)
- Chili:
- Vibe: Compulsively listenable – equal parts suspicious, hilarious, and potentially the slickest secret millionaire story of all time.
1. Bobby Finally Picks His Lifetime NFL Team
[1:13:58 - 1:22:37]
- Context: Bobby’s never had a real NFL team, having grown up a Razorbacks fan in Arkansas. He narrows his choices to the Carolina Panthers and Denver Broncos and gets the whole team (and listeners) guessing which he’ll pick live on air.
- Fake-out: He dramatically switches hats but reveals... he’s officially adopting the Carolina Panthers.
- Team Reaction: Laughter and cheers, with plenty of razzing for his logic (“I just don’t want to be part of a winner”; “I’ve been a fan my whole life!”).
- Notable Quotes:
- Bobby:
“I need to hop on a team with a bright future. And I like Bryce Young a lot.”
- Amy (teasing):
“So, how long has Bobby been a Panthers fan? Forever. His whole life.”
- Lunchbox:
“He picked them because he doesn’t like to travel far. Panthers are closer, better weather, and – Bobby likes sunshine!” (1:15:22)
- Bobby:
- Memorable Moment: Bobby’s live “switcheroo” with the hats.
- Vibe: Warm, unpretentious, and classically Bobby Bones.
Final Thoughts & Takeaways
- The dynamic between the show members makes even mundane topics (grocery stores, morning coffee) a comedic highlight.
- Vulnerability (anxiety talk, personal family stories) mixes naturally with their humor.
- The community is highly interactive – listeners call in, ask questions, push for answers, and get drawn into even the weirdest of mysteries.
- Bobby’s NFL announcement is a culmination of fan engagement, poking fun at sports fandom, and classic show theater.
Timestamp Guide
- 07:30–18:00: Grocery line-cutting debate
- 18:05–31:50: Amy’s new football “Which coach would you date?” game
- 32:00–40:00: Morning routines confessions
- 40:10–51:45: Adult pacifiers for anxiety
- 51:46–1:00:05: The “stuffed feet” grandma medical mystery
- 1:00:08–1:13:57: “Chili” and the secret $10 million lottery win
- 1:13:58–1:22:37: Bobby announces his NFL team
For New Listeners
This episode is a prime sampler of the show’s style: silly, sincere, and receptive to both audience feedback and the truly bizarre. You’ll laugh, you’ll scratch your head, and you might even pick up a weird tip or two (just maybe not the pacifier).