Best 7 Segments From The Bobby Bones Show This Week

Summary

---

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – Best 7 Segments From The Bobby Bones Show This Week

Date: March 28, 2026
Host: Morgan (Best Bits), with Bobby Bones, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie

---

Overview

This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show: Best Bits" compiles the top seven most memorable and talked-about moments from the week. The key highlights revolve around Bobby Bones' new journey into fatherhood, personal updates from Amy (including a celebrity DM saga and a breakup), one of Lunchbox’s infamous (and awkward) "Bathroom Confessions" segments, and some celebratory wedding news from Morgan. The episode is marked by intimate behind-the-scenes moments, playful banter, and genuine insights into the cast's lives right now.

---

Segment 7: Lunchbox’s "Bathroom Confessions" Return

Timestamps: [04:45]–[08:59]

• Premise: Popular demand (especially from cruise ship fans) brought back this uncomfortable yet classic segment. Lunchbox heads into a public bathroom, sits in a stall, and tries to coax confessions from strangers or confesses wild stories to them to see how they respond.
• Format Debate: Is it really about "confessions," or more like "toilet advice"? The team jokingly debates how much Lunchbox is actually sharing vs. just soliciting reactions.
• Memorable Confessions:
  • Suggesting a ménage à trois with a wife and sister-in-law (eliciting awkward advice from bathroom-goers).
  • "Is it weird that I think my mom’s hot?" – leaving listeners and stallmates deeply uncomfortable.
  • Claiming his sister-in-law sent a topless picture and asking for advice ("Do you think that's interfering with my brother’s marriage?" [07:56]).
• Panel’s Reaction:
  • Bobby Bones: “That segment just kind of weirds me out a little bit. It's cringey. It doesn't leave me feeling good at the end for some reason.” [08:51]
  • Eddie: “Not a good title. We can work on that, but…” [06:22]
  • Amy: “Yeah, good. Let’s not do that again til June.” [08:59]

---

Segment 6: Amy Gets DMed by a Celebrity

Timestamps: [09:04]–[16:26]

• Premise: Amy shares how after a recent red carpet event, a (very) famous celebrity slid into her DMs, at first seemingly innocently, but quickly revealing more romantic intentions.
• Guessing Game: The cast tries to guess the celebrity’s identity.
  • Hints: Not country music, not from Nashville, very famous 10–15 years ago.
  • After much debate and gentle coaxing, Amy and the team reveal it was Jeremy Piven, known for "Entourage."
• DM Content:
  • Piven initiated with techy radio speak (“Check one, two”) and later asked Amy on a road trip and for coffee.
  • Amy: “When he first DM’d me, I thought this is normal. And then I was getting invited on, like, a road trip...Then two days later, he goes, anyway, coffee next week. Because, like, that's a date.” [12:06]
• Cast’s Reaction:
  • Bobby: “If you’re not trying to go out with him, I think you can say who it is. If you are, I don’t think you say who it is.” [15:17]
  • Amy googled his past and found “not great stories” and decided not to engage further.

---

Segment 5: Bobby Thinks He’s Allergic to Diapers

Timestamps: [21:08]–[26:56]

• Premise: Bobby jokingly claims he might be allergic to diapers because he sneezes every time he changes one.
  • “When we're changing the diapers, I sneeze all the time. There's like little fluffies, things that come out and I just— they made me sneeze like crazy.” [21:16]
• Cast’s Teasing:
  • Eddie: “Yeah, dude, then you can't change diapers.” [21:26]
  • Amy: “Okay, wear a mask.” [21:40]
• Discussion on Cloth Diapers: Debate about cloth vs. disposable. Lunchbox’s family failed at cloth; Bobby heard rumors of people putting dryer sheets inside (the team is disgusted by this idea).
• Fatherhood Roles:
  • Discussion about how parents divide duties, especially in the early days after bringing baby home.
  • Bobby: “My role was learning how to be great support while she did the main thing.” [24:47]
  • On diaper duty camaraderie: “Shout out to everybody going through all the diapers. It’s so many diapers. I’m not grossed out by poop and pee anymore.” [25:08]

---

Segment 4: Baby Billy Sleeps Through the Night & Modern Parenting

Timestamps: [27:21]–[32:12]

• Premise: Bobby and Caitlin celebrate baby Billy sleeping for five and a half hours straight—a parenting milestone.
  • “The baby slept five and a half hours last night. New record...Everything she does now is like setting records.” [27:21]
• Social Media Story: Bobby shares a wild news story about an Instagram influencer who burglarized men she met on apps; segues into how much Instagram is a part of modern parenting and bedtime routines.
• Naming Trends: Discussion about 1940s-style names coming back (Marilyn, Bonnie, Louise), with Bobby sharing he almost convinced Caitlin to name their daughter “Sue,” but was vetoed due to the joke about “Pig Suey” (Razorback reference).
  • Bobby: “She really thought it was for that reason. Like a light bulb went off. She was like, su e Suey. No, I'm not naming her Pig Suey.” [31:40]

---

Segment 3: Morgan’s Wedding Plans – ‘Modern Elopement’

Timestamps: [36:08]–[40:36]

• Premise: Morgan announces her wedding plans: an “elopement-style” micro-wedding in the mountains with only immediate family, followed by a big party back in Nashville.
• Semantics Debate: The crew debates the meaning of “elopement” vs. “micro-wedding” vs. “destination wedding.”
  • Lunchbox: “Elopement is you just on a whim…go get married and come back, tell everybody you’re married. So you’re having a micro-wedding.” [36:36]
• Updated Definition: Bobby looks up the new, modern meaning of elopement (small, intimate, destination weddings).
• Logistics: The exact mountain range is secret (sometime in the Appalachian/Blue Ridge area). The party later will include more guests.
  • Amy: “She acts like a lot of people are trying to crash her wedding.” [39:24]

---

Segment 2: Amy Opens Up About Her Breakup

Timestamps: [41:00]–[47:56]

• Premise: Following the Jeremy Piven DM revelation, the timeline gets clarified: Amy and her boyfriend broke up about a month ago.
  • “...we were gone. But it's been sitting inside of me as just something known. And I forgot we hadn't talked about it on the show.” – Bobby Bones [41:16]
• Breakup Details:
  • The split was mutual (“well, pretty mutual” – Amy [47:33]), healthy, and mature, but emotionally difficult, especially given the kids involved (each brought children from prior relationships).
  • Amy: “It's the healthiest breakup I've ever experienced in my entire life.” [44:17]
• Navigating Co-Parenting:
  • They’re still supporting each other's children (her ex helps coach Stevenson, her son), but recognize boundaries may shift if new relationships enter the picture.
  • “Just because sometimes you have to make a decision that's hard and painful doesn't mean it was the wrong [one].” [45:12]
• Panel’s Reaction:
  • Supportive and caring, with a bit of friendly teasing.
  • Eddie: “Jeremy Piven. Your DMs are open.” [47:04]
  • Amy: “My nervous system is like, no more [chaos].” [45:19]

---

Segment 1: The Team Welcomes Baby Billy—Bobby’s First-Time Dad Stories

Timestamps: [52:32]–[70:21]

• Premise: Bobby returns from paternity leave and the team meets (and gushes over) baby Billy for the first time. Listener voicemails hail him with congratulations and the team delves into hospital, birth, and first weeks at home stories.
• Labor & Delivery:
  • Bobby stayed focused on supporting Caitlin, crediting a stellar nurse (“our labor and delivery nurse…was A+”) [55:11]
  • “It’s like you women, when you have a baby, it’s like you’ve been in a car wreck the waist down. Even after, then they expect you to go home and raise the kid.” [53:17]
  • The drive home: “I wasn't that scared...because my wife was hurting...so I was just trying to dodge potholes for her more than I was the baby.” [56:05]
• First-Time Dad Experience:
  • Bobby admits he’s only changed one diaper entirely alone so far, but is heavily involved in team diaper changes ("pit crew" style).
    • “Fully by myself: One. But with her, almost every one of them.” [58:00–58:09]
  • Earned his “unsupervised” time with baby after two weeks.
  • “It's only the second baby I've ever held in my life.” [59:31]
  • On baby’s hair: “When she came [the nurse] to talk to us, she said, ‘We rarely see hair on white babies this much.’...For a white baby, this is the most hair.” [62:11]
• Baby Gear & Social Media Shaming:
  • “There’s a racket on this—buying kids stuff. Every product is good for about one month of the baby's life.” [63:21]
  • People online comment on everything – even the way Bobby adjusts stroller handles. (“Someone's like, hey, moron, pull that handle of the stroller out.” [65:10])
• Special/Memorable Quotes:
  • On the birth: “It’s the single most athletic thing I’ve ever seen my wife do…She was just like, let’s go. And next thing you know, the baby came out and the baby was crying at full that immediately.” [68:40]
  • On baby names: “I floated to my wife to name our daughter Sue. It could be Suzanne.” [31:05]
  • On changing diapers: “Shout out to parents everywhere going to the diaper situation.” [26:02]
• Plans for Deeper Dives: Bobby hints at doing a dedicated podcast episode with Caitlin to share their full birth and new baby story[53:17].

---

Notable/Recap Quotes & Moments

• Bobby Bones [on first weeks]: "It's all been a blur. I've watched a ton of basketball...I was just total, like, focused in on support. Support for Caitlin." [56:43–56:56]
• Amy [on breakup]: “It's the healthiest breakup I've ever experienced in my entire life. And it, I don't know. It's hard to explain.” [44:16–44:17]
• Lunchbox [on wedding terminology]: “Elopement is you just on a whim, on a weekend, go get married and come back, tell everybody you're married." [36:36]

---

Episode Structure

1. Bathroom Confessions Return (Lunchbox): [04:45–08:59]
2. Amy's Jeremy Piven DM Saga: [09:04–16:26]
3. Bobby's Diaper Allergies: [21:08–26:56]
4. Baby Billy’s Sleep Milestone and Parenting Trends: [27:21–32:12]
5. Morgan’s Modern Elopement Plan: [36:08–40:36]
6. Amy Breakup Reveal & Post-Relationship Co-Parenting: [41:00–47:56]
7. Meeting Baby Billy: Honest New Dad Reactions & First Weeks: [52:32–70:21]

---

Closing Tone

Genuine, warm, and playful with open vulnerability from all cast members. Even in the midst of chaos (babies, breakups, weddings), the team’s signature humor, support, and realness shine through.

---

Summary Useful for New Listeners:
This episode is a blend of personal milestones and inside-the-family banter, touching everything from the awkward (Lunchbox's "confessions") to the profound (supporting each other through major life events). It's a must-listen for fans wanting to stay current on the cast's real lives, or new listeners curious about what makes "The Bobby Bones Show" relatable, funny, and deeply human.

---

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

This is an iHeart podcast guaranteed human

[Orderly Meds Advertiser]

lost support through telehealth, but it feels overwhelming and rushed. Check out orderlymeds.com now orderlymeds.com was built to be different. Here you connect with real doctors who take the time to understand your goals, review your eligibility, and guide you through a plan that's right for you. Orderly Meds provides access to proven GLP1 medications like like semaglutide and Tirzepatide, including both name brand options and personalized compound versions when appropriate. So you have choices backed by clinical oversight, not guesswork. It's a simpler, more supportive telehealth experience designed around people who want clarity, care and confidence in their weight loss journey. And your medication is delivered directly to your home in discreet packaging so your experience stays private from start to finish. Do your research, ask the right questions, then visit orderlymeds.com podcast for an exclusive offer. Again, that's orderly meds. Individual results may vary. Not medical advice. Eligibility required. See Cite for details.

[Morgan]

You're listening to a podcast, so you're doing something else too. Like maybe scrolling home listings on Redfin, saving places you like without thinking you'll get them. Because that's what house hunting has become. But Redfin isn't built for endless browsing. It's built to help you find and own a home. Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents, which means when you find a place you love, you've got a real shot at getting it. Redfin helps turn saved listings into real addresses. Get [e-mail], own the dream.

[Orderly Meds Advertiser]

Wasn't that delicious?

[Bobby Bones]

So good. Your bill, ladies.

[Amy]

I got it. No, I got it. Seriously.

[Bobby Bones]

I insist.

[Morgan]

I insisted first.

[Amy]

Don't be silly.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

You don't be silly.

[Eddie]

People with The Wells Fargo ActiveCash credit card prefer to pay because they earn unlimited 2% cash rewards on purchases.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Okay, Rock, paper, scissors for it.

[Amy]

Rock, paper, scissors, Shoot.

[Eddie]

No the Wells Fargo Active Cash credit card. Visit wells Fargo.com ActiveCash Terms apply ever

[Martha Stewart]

wonder how to make hosting look effortless? Here's a secret. When prepping for cooking and baking, get ahead of the mess with new Reynolds Kitchens countertop prep paper. Just lightly wet the counter so the paper grips. Lay it down and drips and spills stay on the paper, not on your counter. Cleanup is as simple as lifting it away to reveal clean counters. Effortless it is, thanks to Reynolds Kitchen's countertop prep paper. Wet it, set it, prep it. Done. Available in the Reynolds wrap aisle at Walmart.

[Bobby Bones]

Ryan Reynolds here from Mint mobile with a message for everyone paying big wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good in this world, stop with Mint. You can get premium wireless for just $15 a month. Of course, if you enjoy overpaying. No judgments. But that's weird. Okay, one judgment anyway, give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment of $45 for

[Orderly Meds Advertiser]

3 month plan equivalent to $15 per

[Bobby Bones]

month required intro rate first 3 months

[Amy]

only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See full [e-mail] it's the best bits

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

of the week with Morgan. Part two she's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby Bones show this week.

[Morgan]

What's up, friends? Happy weekend. If you're here, it means you're excited to catch up on the Bobby Bones show from this week. Well, hopefully excited. And this week is a little bit differently because our top two segments this week, the huge news from the week are huge for a reason. That's why they're up there. But that means other segments before them. And the 7, 6, 5, 4, 3 feel a little strange because they might be out of timeline order to you if this is the first time you're hearing anything that happened from the show this week. So bear with me. I know it feels a little strange.

[Amy]

I know.

[Morgan]

But we'll, we'll get through it together. Anyways, if you want to check out part one and part three this weekend, Mike D. Joins me. We talk about a lot of things in part one, life catching up, and always some movies are thrown in there too. In part three is listener questions. So go check those out if you have some extra time. If not, then let's get into the Bobby Bone show from this week. Lunchbox did some bathroom confessions, all thanks to a lot of cruise ship goers who really wanted him to make this segment come back. So he did some while he was at the airport traveling for that cruise and we finally heard him and we had a debate. Is this really Confessions of Lunchbox or is it other people making confessions? And I don't know that we ever got a solid answer, but nonetheless, here is Bathroom Confessions number seven.

[Bobby Bones]

So we're back with Bathroom Confessions. So Lunchbox goes into a public bathroom and records people, but not filming them.

[Lunchbox]

Right, right, right. Yeah, no film.

[Bobby Bones]

You sit down in a stall next

[Lunchbox]

to them and then I knock on the door, the stall next to me, you know, if I'm in the middle, stall one, stall two, whatever. And I just talk about life, ask them questions if they want to talk to Me about life. It's just sort of a moment to confess.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like confessional. You're a Catholic? Yeah, it's basically that in a public bathroom.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm not a priest.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you're not? No. What bathroom were you in?

[Lunchbox]

Airport bathroom.

[Bobby Bones]

In what city?

[Lunchbox]

Fort Lauderdale.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, here we go. Number one, stall four.

[Lunchbox]

What's up? It's still three. Same old time. Old. I got a question for you, man. So my wife, you know, she has a sister and I. I mean, I think her sister kind of digs me, too. So, like, how could I ask my wife if we could try it? Like, together? Like, all three of us? Yeah. You don't think that'll like, ruin anything? How would you do it? I would do what?

[Bobby Bones]

I would.

[Lunchbox]

Why not? That's not the way I roll. Yeah, but what? Like, should I text her sister first or should I ask my wife first?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, man.

[Lunchbox]

Are you leaving?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm leaving. I'm done. Well, so I have a question. They're not confessing to you anything. You're asking them advice. This is called, like, toilet advice.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, it's my confession. It's sort of like I. Sometimes. Sometimes they do. Sometimes it turns around and they do confess things to me, but I feel

[Bobby Bones]

like you weren't confessing, you were just asking for advice there.

[Amy]

So bathroom.

[Eddie]

Ask for advice.

[Bobby Bones]

Not a good title.

[Eddie]

We can work on that, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's try another one. I get it. Let's try another one.

[Lunchbox]

Well, my confession is I want to invite my sister in law.

[Bobby Bones]

You're asking for advice, but it's like,

[Lunchbox]

I'm trying to get that I'm confessing. I have these thoughts.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, interesting. Next one up, stall four.

[Lunchbox]

What's up? It's stall three.

[Amy]

What's happening?

[Lunchbox]

Is it weird that I think my mom's hot?

[Amy]

Oh, God.

[Lunchbox]

Stuff four at home? No. No. You? I. I just. I don't know, I feel kind of weird about it. Did you ever think your mom was hot?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Like, do you think I should tell my mom I find her attractive or.

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I don't want a weirder. I don't know. I get the feeling you think it's weird. Is this something I should keep to myself? Yeah, man. Are you leaving stall four. Did you leave stall four?

[Bobby Bones]

That guy had a big belt.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's more of a confession. Let's try one more. Okay. All right. Go ahead, Ray, stall four.

[Lunchbox]

What's up? It's stall three. How's it going, man? Good.

[Bobby Bones]

How's it going, man?

[Lunchbox]

I got a question. Go for it. So my sister in law sent me a topless picture. She said, miss you. And I don't know if she meant to send it to me or, or if like that's her way of hitting on me. And I don't know what to do.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, the only reason the white police is to send a couple's picture back

[Eddie]

and save if she should.

[Lunchbox]

You think so?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But like, don't you think that's like interfering with my brother's marriage or like, look, the tuple she sent me as a joke. Oh, you think so, huh? Yeah. Are you leaving? Stall 4. You still there?

[Bobby Bones]

A couple things. One, I think is Irish or something. Okay. Two, everybody washes their hands. I gotta shout them out because every single person has washed their hands. Unless they're just creating camouflage to get

[Lunchbox]

out of the room.

[Bobby Bones]

Were people on the cruise when you were on it? Were they like, oh, they were begging for.

[Lunchbox]

They're like, hey, do Bathroom Confessions. They wanted me to do it on the ship. And I was like, guys, I can't do it on the ship because everybody will know. And also those bathrooms on the ship, they were like Fort Knox. They were so enclosed, there's no way I could have heard someone through the wall. They were really nice bathrooms.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That segment just kind of weirds me out a little bit. It's cringey. It doesn't leave me feeling good at the end for some reason. But that's Bathroom Confessions. And now we're good until like June.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, good.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

[Morgan]

Number two, a celebrity slid into Amy's dm. She went to a red carpet and met this person and then they slid into her dm. She thought it was all innocent. Turns out they were definitely looking for a date.

[Amy]

And.

[Morgan]

And we figured out who it was. This is that entire moment.

[Bobby Bones]

Number six, Amy got a celebrity hitting her up in her DMs. Oh, I don't know who it is. She has positioned this as guess the celebrity in my DMs.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Were they hitting on you?

[Amy]

I didn't think so at first, but now I.

[Bobby Bones]

And you're going to tell us who it is?

[Amy]

No, I don't know. Should I?

[Eddie]

Then why are we playing this game?

[Bobby Bones]

Why are we playing this game if you're not going to tell us?

[Lunchbox]

I.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you tell us?

[Amy]

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not replying.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, can you tell us what the

[Amy]

Message was once I realized it might be leaning that way. I'm not even corresponding. Like, I'm not. Because I'm not.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I see it and see what they said and just see if.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

I mean, I thought you would want to guess who it is.

[Eddie]

But you're not going to say.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're not going to say.

[Amy]

I'm not going to say. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, you. We want you to say. Can I just see?

[Amy]

Okay, I'll say. I thought we could play a game.

[Eddie]

I have a guess.

[Amy]

I guess I don't care if we

[Bobby Bones]

say as a dude. You think it's a dude?

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

100 in country music.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Hitting her up.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Why? What is your why? This all feels. Feels weird.

[Eddie]

It does feel weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you have your guests?

[Eddie]

Because I feel like it's someone that would reach out to Amy to see what's up.

[Bobby Bones]

Because they've been flirty with her.

[Eddie]

No, no. But now is an opportunity for them to be flirty.

[Amy]

Why not?

[Eddie]

Not in the past, but now.

[Bobby Bones]

Chase Rice.

[Eddie]

Nope.

[Amy]

Oh, he has a girlfriend.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I didn't know. You said you accidentally ended up at dinner with him.

[Amy]

I know, but with other people.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, who do you think it is?

[Eddie]

They hung out in Nassau. Keith Urban.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that would be.

[Eddie]

Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it.

[Lunchbox]

Do it, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it, Amy. You have to do it, Amy. Do it.

[Amy]

It's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, dang, dang, dang. Lunchbox. Anybody come to mind?

[Lunchbox]

Man, I was trying to think of who is. Man. What if they're not single, though? Maybe that's.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think she'd bring it up if that were the case.

[Eddie]

Oh, that'd be crazy.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, then it's probably Jake Owen.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no.

[Eddie]

All right, interesting.

[Amy]

I'll say this. They're not in country.

[Eddie]

Oh, they're not.

[Bobby Bones]

But they're in Nashville.

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Hey, Amy. How famous.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me see. I won't say who it is. I won't say who.

[Eddie]

You don't want to play the game anymore?

[Bobby Bones]

No. She may say who it is.

[Amy]

I'm not handing you my phone because you could click something and I'm not

[Bobby Bones]

like, what's in your pictures.

[Amy]

No, no, no. You might. I was gonna show you the DMs, but what if you accidentally double tap and hard.

[Bobby Bones]

I won't touch anything.

[Amy]

And I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

I won't double. I won't double touch anything.

[Amy]

I'm not going to reply.

[Eddie]

You haven't responded at all.

[Bobby Bones]

I do not know who it is.

[Amy]

Yes, it's a him.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, okay.

[Amy]

Let me give you initials. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I want to see the messages. If they're even flirting with you there. Oh, now you're. Five minutes ago, you weren't even sure.

[Eddie]

What's the percentage?

[Amy]

When he first DM'd me, I thought, this is normal. And then I was getting invited on, like, a road trip.

[Bobby Bones]

And then you got invite on a road trip.

[Amy]

Well, he was implying, come to this road trip. And then I didn't reply. So then two days later, he goes, anyway, coffee next week. Because, like, that's a date. Because. But I. But I'm ignoring. Because I'm not trying to go on a date.

[Bobby Bones]

Huh.

[Eddie]

I'm intrigued.

[Bobby Bones]

And they're not country music. And it's not Nashville, is it? Somebody in the music.

[Amy]

Don't hit anything.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not gonna hit anything.

[Amy]

Don't hit anything.

[Bobby Bones]

I want it. Okay, here we go. No. No way.

[Eddie]

Really, really huge.

[Amy]

Here, I'll show you the messages.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that I. Don't look this.

[Amy]

Don't touch.

[Bobby Bones]

How did I even know to message you?

[Amy]

Don't touch.

[Orderly Meds Advertiser]

See?

[Amy]

Scroll down. What's going on?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so he's.

[Eddie]

He's got a touch.

[Bobby Bones]

He came at you. Did you meet him?

[Amy]

I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I met him.

[Amy]

I met him and then he said, what's your Instagram?

[Eddie]

Okay, when did they meet?

[Amy]

And I was like, oh, okay. Night being nice.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I know where Amy met him.

[Bobby Bones]

In Austin.

[Eddie]

In Austin?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Die Hard Awards or the Podcast Awards, whatever.

[Eddie]

It was by Southwest.

[Bobby Bones]

So was he at the Podcast Awards?

[Amy]

I haven't. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Now I know who it is. But what if they guess it?

[Eddie]

She won't tell us.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I.

[Amy]

Don't. Lunchbox is going to. I can already tell. So don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I give them a hint? Just a hint. But you wanted us to play the game, to guess who it was.

[Amy]

I know, but then you made me. You were like, you're going to say who it is?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I got excited. It was a good segment.

[Eddie]

And this is easy because now we're just going to look at your Instagram and see who you've met in the past.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, you'll see, but do you have

[Bobby Bones]

a picture on your Instagram with the person?

[Amy]

Dunno.

[Eddie]

Yeah, she does.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Ah, yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So what if we say. Can we say it?

[Amy]

It's fine if we say. I guess. I just. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're not gonna do it, I think we could say it.

[Amy]

Here's the thing.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're gonna do it, I don't think you say it.

[Amy]

He thinks I Think he thinks I live in Austin.

[Eddie]

Who did you mean?

[Bobby Bones]

But does he live in Austin?

[Amy]

No, but he's there for other stuff, like a show.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay. So can I give him a hint?

[Amy]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

He was soup. He was really famous 10. 10 to 15 years ago. I don't know anything he's done recently, but I watched a show he was on religiously.

[Amy]

Yeah. And the only reason why I sent a reply to begin with, because I was like, I don't know. I can't. I'm not going to reply. I'm not trying to engage.

[Lunchbox]

I know who it is. I know who it is.

[Amy]

So he.

[Lunchbox]

I know who it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let her talk.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. I got it. I saw the picture. Amy. I saw. I saw your picture. I saw your picture.

[Bobby Bones]

We got it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody relax.

[Amy]

So I. After the Podcast Awards, I went over to my best friend from high school, South, Scott, and he was like, oh, so who all you interview? And I say. And I was like, oh, yeah, he got my Instagram. And he's like, what? We have to check this. So I check. And I was like, oh, my gosh, he's already DMed. He said, check one, two. And he goes, you have to reply. You have to reply. You have to reply. And I was like. So I replied, three, four.

[Eddie]

I saw that he said, check, one, two. That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Three, four. Yeah.

[Amy]

Probably because his radio. Amy. I don't know. So I said, three, four.

[Bobby Bones]

And then we don't say, check, one, two on the radio

[Amy]

microphone. Check, one, two. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Amy]

Whatever. So then I realized, like, oh, I think he's like. I thought he was just being nice, and then I was like, oh, I think he's. I don't know what he's looking for, but I. I can't reply because I don't. I'm not trying to go out with him.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, if you're not trying to go out with him, I think you can say who it is. If you are trying to go out with him, I think you don't say who it is.

[Amy]

Well, we also.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you brought the segment up. I didn't throw you under the bus. You brought the segment up.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Say who it is.

[Amy]

He was on a show called Entourage.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Jeremy Piven.

[Eddie]

That's awesome. Amy, why are you just ignoring this?

[Amy]

Well, we also haven't discussed other things.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, it's like, I don't. Oh, yeah, that's true, too.

[Amy]

Bobby. Hello.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Amy]

Do you understand?

[Eddie]

Wait, what?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. The next segment. We'll talk about that. I forgot the next segment.

[Eddie]

Your eyes.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, I've been gone for two weeks with a baby. That's on me.

[Amy]

Bobby has a baby brain.

[Bobby Bones]

Big time. Okay, So I would write if you want to do it for fun. I've just heard stories. Not. Not great.

[Amy]

I googled and I saw some.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, not great stories. I wouldn't recommend you go out with him, but if it's. If you're just doing it for fun, that's great. In the next segment, we'll talk about Amy not being with her boyfriend anymore. Okay, so hold on. That's. All right. Next segment. Next segment. All right, we'll come back.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

[Orderly Meds Advertiser]

When people turn to healthcare for weight loss, they're looking for real support. That's why more people are choosing orderlymeds.com orderly meds connects you with real doctors and access to proven GLP1 medications like semaglutide and Tirzepatide. No guessing, just a more supportive experience. And all shipped directly to your door in discord. Discreet packaging. Do your research, ask questions, then visit orderlymeds.com podcast for an exclusive offer. That's orderlymeds.com podcast. Individual results may vary. Not medical advice, eligibility required. See cite for details.

[Martha Stewart]

This is Martha Stewart from the Martha Stewart Podcast. Ever wonder how to make hosting look effortless? Here's a secret. Getting ahead of the mess with new Reynolds Kitchens countertop prep paper. Just lightly wet the counter beforehand so the paper grips and stays in place. Then lay down the Reynolds Kitchen's countertop prep paper so drips and spills stay on the paper, not all over your kitchen counter. You can roll out dough, prep a party spread, or cook alongside family. When you're done, cleanup is as simple as lifting the paper and revealing that clean counter underneath. Effortless. You can use it for cooking and baking, prep and even crafting, especially when you need extra working space. Because when the mess is already handled, you can focus on what matters. The food, the people, and the moment. It may look effortless, but now you know. It's Reynolds Kitchen's countertop prep paper. Take a tip from me. Wet it, set it, prep it. Done. Make it easy. Make it with Reynolds Kitchens countertop prep paper. Available now in the Reynolds wrap aisle in Walmart.

[Sonesta Advertiser]

Travel smarter, not harder. At America's Best Value Inn by Sonesta. With convenient locations from coast to coast and value packed comfort at every turn. And when you're a Sonesta Travel Pass member. Staying at America's Best Value Inn means earning points toward free nights, upgrades and more. Go to sonesta.com to book your stay and unlock their best rates with Sonesta Travel Pass here today, Rome tomorrow. Join [e-mail] Terms and conditions apply.

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Let's talk personal style.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Are you a classic jeans and tee minimalist? A Louis Vuitton lover? Or do you like a little bit of both?

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Depending on the vibe, Whatever your fashion mood, you can find what feels like you on Poshmark.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

With millions of new and pre loved pieces, Poshmark is your one stop style destination. From everyday wardrobe staples to vintage gems and luxury labels into reformation. Got it. Carhartt got that too. From designer bags to streetwear, it's all there.

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Men's, yes. Women's? Absolutely.

[Morgan]

Kids?

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

You bet.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

And the best part? You're shopping real closets from real people with real style. It's like braiding your most fashionable friend's

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

wardrobe if you had thousands of fashionable friends. Plus, every item over $500 goes through Poshmark's authentication process so you can shop high end with total confidence. Ready to refresh your closet? Download the Poshmark app and sign up with code podcast10 and get $10 off your first purchase.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Go ahead, find your next favorite thing.

[LifeLock Advertiser]

It's tax season and by now I know we're all a bit tired of numbers, but here's an important one you need to hear. $16 billion. That's how much money in refunds the IRS flagged for possible identity fraud. Here's another one in four honest, hard working, taxpaying Americans has been a victim of identity theft. But it's not all grim news. Lifelock monitors millions of data points per second for your personal information and alerts you to threats you could easily miss on your own. If your identity is stolen, LifeLock's US based restoration specialists will fix it, backed by another good number, the million dollar protection package. In fact, restoration is guaranteed or your money back. Don't face identity theft and financial losses alone. There's strength in numbers with Lifelock Identity theft Protection for tax season and beyond. Visit lifelock.com iheart and save up to 40% your first year. That's 40% [e-mail] iheart terms. Apparently,

[Morgan]

Bobby might be allergic to diapers, so if you haven't heard the news, Bobby and his wife welcomed their baby Billy, which is again another timeline order situation that's a little weird here, but he talked about a story of changing diapers and how he might be allergic to them.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

Number five.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I might be allergic to diapers.

[Amy]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's good, dude.

[Eddie]

Tell yourself that.

[Amy]

No, no.

[Eddie]

Let it be known.

[Amy]

Let's hear why.

[Bobby Bones]

Because when we're changing the diapers, I sneeze all the time.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's got to be the diapers.

[Amy]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

There's like little fluffies, things that comes out and I just make. They made me sneeze like crazy.

[Amy]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude, then you can't change diapers.

[Amy]

This is just.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not even fighting for that. But I'm just saying, can I not present to you what's happening in my life?

[Amy]

You can. I don't know if I believe it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's absolutely true.

[Amy]

Okay. Wear a mask.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'll just fight through it. I'm just saying I might be allergic to the stuff that's in the diaper. My wife is allergic to the dogs. But where you can get rid of the dogs?

[Amy]

I hope you're not gonna get rid of the baby.

[Bobby Bones]

No, the diapers. Why don't we get rid of the baby?

[Eddie]

Don't be silly.

[Amy]

Well, what if you don't use a diaper? I guess cloth diapers now not.

[Bobby Bones]

People do that.

[Eddie]

That's disgusting.

[Bobby Bones]

That's disgusting. We go through so many diapers and I can't imagine. I know. With cloth.

[Amy]

I know. Oh, wait, lunchbox. Didn't you do cloth?

[Lunchbox]

No, we were gonna attempt it, but it's pretty disgusting. My parents attempted when we were kids and that went out the window. My cousin is about to have a baby and he is all in on the cloth.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I was asking someone about that. I said, what's up with cloth? How they do it? They said they put a dryer sheet in there, so it limits somewhat the poop and pee that gets into the cloth.

[Amy]

Wait, they put a dryer sheet between the. The cloth and the skin on the baby?

[Eddie]

That doesn't sound good.

[Amy]

I don't like, talk about.

[Bobby Bones]

Or some kind of sheet like that

[Amy]

that would give me a rash.

[Bobby Bones]

I could be a little wrong about that. But I was asking the same thing. Like, if I were just wearing like a washcloth, I'd poop through it. And you're constantly washing them and they're like. Yeah, but they put. There's some kind of like a special probably.

[Amy]

Yeah, like I can't even use dryer sheets anymore because I.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you allergic to them? Hey, don't do laundry.

[Amy]

Yeah. Dang.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Amy]

Well, look at you. Powering through. I'm proud of you.

[Eddie]

I'm not bad for you, dude. I. I wouldn't even risk it, man. I wouldn't risk it. Just don't change diapers.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't see how you never changed a diaper, dude.

[Eddie]

What do you mean? I did change diapers eventually.

[Bobby Bones]

For your first kid, like five.

[Eddie]

That's maybe ten as.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you can't keep up in the number because it was 0 then 1. But yes, as someone that's in the middle of it now, I don't know how your wife would get by without you just helping and occasionally grabbing one.

[Eddie]

What I would do was just kind of act like I didn't smell anything, you know, be like. And then my wife would get home and be like, do you not. Do you not smell the diaper? I'm like, no, I don't smell anything.

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

And then she takes the baby and go change it.

[Bobby Bones]

How old until the baby was left with you from multiple hours?

[Eddie]

It's a good question. I would say. I would say probably a month. Yeah. Cuz, like, multiple hours, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because you have to know how to do everything.

[Eddie]

Everything.

[Bobby Bones]

If she leaves multiple hours.

[Eddie]

Feed the baby.

[Amy]

By the way, first baby, it's. It's new for everybody involved. Like, even her. Even your wife, she was new, learning at all. So, like, what? Why? How did you not know?

[Bobby Bones]

No, we had different roles. And I'll. I don't want to stick up for Eddie because I don't want to be on your team.

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

But there are different roles, because whenever my wife had come home for the first time and she was doing the feeding, I was also around the house doing everything to make sure that she could also do the things that were particular to the baby.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I was the dishwasher. I remember that vividly.

[Bobby Bones]

I was cleaning the house. I was cleaning bottles, you know, from when I was using the bottles of feeding the baby. I was. There's something called a boppy, and if the baby spits up on it or poops or pees on it, I got to, like, put that in the laundry. I'm making sure she gets food. There's just a lot of stuff that I'm doing while she's learning about that stuff. I hate being on Eddie's side.

[Eddie]

That's right. You nailed it. No, but that's what our role is.

[Bobby Bones]

My role was learning how to be great support while she did the main thing.

[Amy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Because there's some parts of it I literally couldn't do.

[Eddie]

Right. But, yeah, now I'm with you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And I'm with you too. On the diaper. On the allergic to diapers. Like, that's serious. And I bet if you looked it up on the Internet, dude, there's a whole community out there.

[Bobby Bones]

I, I find a Reddit group of dads who are allergic to diapers and shout out to everybody going through all the diapers. I know I've mentioned this like three times. It's so many diapers. I'm not grossed out by poop and pee anymore. Really. I was at first, but I'm really. It's not even a thing anymore. I've become numb to it that it's just. But I was like that with. I'm like that now with our bulldog.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because he has yours. Yes. And. But I wasn't at first. I was, I was like, oh, God, it's weird. It's going to the bathroom. And my wife, before she had the baby, she was, she was like, man, you. I'm able to like, wipe the bulldog if he gets sick, Stanley, because he has a lot of issues. I can clean the bulldog, no problem, whatever. And he need a finger on his butt to. No problem. Anything with the baby. At first I was like, oh, man, that's a human. I don't know if. But it's weird. Like, baby bathroom is just different because they're just doing. They're just having milk.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. It changes. Then you introduce food that changes.

[Bobby Bones]

I heard it gets like. It's a rocky road right now. It's basically just mustard.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I don't like bathroom talk in general, so to. What I will say is, hey, mustard. She's like, yeah, like, okay. I know it's going to take more wipes for mustard. Also, the thing that babies will do is that they'll. They're done using the bathroom until you're changing them and they'll go to the bathroom again right away and it's like, here we go. And so that's another waste of diaper shout out to parents everywhere going to the diaper situation.

[Eddie]

Have you thought, like, man, we need to get in the diaper business? Because, like, they make so much money.

[Bobby Bones]

My entrepreneurial mind has not been on at all. Oh, really? And it always stays on it. Well, it's just, I'm just total, like, focused in on support. Support for Caitlin. But it is. My entrepreneurial mind is never off. And it's been off for sure. Don't worry, there'll be something someday.

[Eddie]

It'll be back.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

Yeah, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

[Morgan]

Number two, Bobby shared a lot of baby stories on the show this week. If you want to check out some more than even I'm including here this weekend, you can go to our show, social media or YouTube at Bobby Boneshow. But this particular story, Bobby was talking about a big win that they had as parents. And it all was around baby Billy getting some sleep.

[Bobby Bones]

Number four, the baby slept five and a half hours last night. New record. Oh, that's a lot.

[Amy]

Great.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't even get that kind of sleep. I don't think I slept that much last night. But the baby slept five and a half hours. We went to the pediatrician and for the second appointment and forever we would wake her up at two and a half hours because you have to wake her up to feed her constantly. And they were like, you're good. You can now just let her sleep and let hunger wake her up. So five and a half hours. I don't know. It's got to be some kind of record.

[Morgan]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

I just think everything she does now is like setting records. There was a story about this social media influencer who she was in a fake name. Like a. Apparently like a hotter name. Her name is Mia Ventura.

[Amy]

That's her hot name.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And so hot to you.

[Amy]

It sounds. I don't know her real name. I mean if for giving her real

[Bobby Bones]

name is Adva Levy.

[Amy]

Okay. Adva Levy.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. That also sounds, that sounds like exotic Mia school. So what she would do is she would get on dating apps and then meet dudes and burglarize their houses.

[Eddie]

That's just me.

[Amy]

Was she a one man team working alone or did she.

[Bobby Bones]

The 28 year old's facing six felony counts including first degree residential burglary and grand theft for posing as a girlfriend or travel companion, you know, to meet these dudes and then gained access to their homes and stole cash, gold, any designer items they had. She has pleaded not guilty to the charges. She's currently out on ANKLE Monitor arraignments April 6th. If convicted, she could face up to 11 years and eight months in prison. ABC7.

[Eddie]

That is so evil.

[Bobby Bones]

I need to see what she looks like.

[Amy]

Travel companion like, well, I mean, certain

[Bobby Bones]

sites probably offer travel companion. Do you have a picture of her?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Wow, she's really pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

I can see where dudes would definitely fall for it.

[Amy]

Yeah, they're like, here's my passcode.

[Eddie]

Whatever you want.

[Amy]

Yeah. She's like, what you want?

[Bobby Bones]

If they're giving them to her. I mean, she's. I don't think they were giving her any.

[Eddie]

And she's pleading not guilty. So all these people claiming that she stole just kind of.

[Bobby Bones]

I think the not guilty is probably. If I can be recreational lawyer here is. So she gets a lesser sentence. Like they. They. They settle.

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought that you get lesser if you plead guilty.

[Bobby Bones]

Like a plea. Well, I don't.

[Amy]

Yeah, like, just admit it and let's get this over.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. Right. I don't think that's really. For people who. Who plead not guilty. Oh, I don't think you just do it. 67% of people say scrolling is part of their going to bed routine. I'm in that really hard. I for sure scroll until I get real sleepy, and then I turn my podcast on and put in my ear and go to sleep. One. One end. And what I do now is I can take the podcast if I'm on one side. I can now flip ears and just turn the airpod upside down.

[Morgan]

Clarify.

[Amy]

You turn a podcast on? Not when you say my podcast sounds like you're listening to the Bobby cast and going to bed.

[Eddie]

That's a good point.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be terrible.

[Amy]

That would be so weird. I don't want people to think that about you.

[Bobby Bones]

What's weird? In my dream, sometimes if they're interviewing someone, I hang out with that person in my dream.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like the. They were interviewing the Michigan State basketball coach and one of the podcasts. And in my dream, I was dreaming I was hanging out with them as they were interviewing ISO. Yeah, that was crazy. 1940s names are hot. If you notice babies having the same name as your grandmother, There's a reason 1940s girls names are hot right now. Names like Marjorie, Deborah, Marilyn, Judith, Eileen, Sylvia, Bonnie, Virginia, Cynthia, Louise, and Dorothy.

[Amy]

Cute.

[Bobby Bones]

Not all.

[Amy]

I. I like all those.

[Bobby Bones]

You think baby Marilyn is good?

[Amy]

Marilyn?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

My grandma was Marilyn.

[Bobby Bones]

That's right. Grandma. That's a great grandma name.

[Amy]

But it's back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I hear you. I had floated to my wife to name our daughter Sue. It could be Suzanne.

[Amy]

I don't like that. I like Sue's out there. I don't like that for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, because. Because her last name is E. Starts with the E. Our last name Suey. Okay. Pig Suey.

[Eddie]

You're not serious. Is that really what you thought?

[Amy]

Why not? Why not just make her first name Pig, middle name Sue, Pig Suey?

[Bobby Bones]

Because I didn't want it to be so on the nose when we were going through names because our daughter's named Billy, but it's named after Caitlyn's dad, whose name is Billy. On his birth certificate, it's Billy. People call him Bill. Although I've never said his name to him ever once, it's still it's one of my longest running bits.

[Eddie]

What do you call him?

[Amy]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Eddie]

Wait for him to turn around.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's basically, yeah, never. And so that's what we chose to do. And we were going through the process, though, of just going through a bunch of names, went through 20, 30, 40 names. And I said, what about like Sue Suzanne? And I was like, I have an aunt named Sue. And so she really thought it was for that reason. And then like a light bulb went off. She was like, su e Suey. No, I'm not naming her pig Suey. So there you have it.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan Number two

[Orderly Meds Advertiser]

Lost support through telehealth, but it feels overwhelming and rushed. Check out orderlymeds.com now. Orderlymeds.com was built to be different. Here you connect with real doctors who take the time to understand your goals, review your eligibility, and guide you through a plan that's right for you. Orderly Meds provides access to proven GLP1 medications like semaglutide and Tirzepatide, including both name brand options and personalized compound versions when appropriate. So you have choices backed by clinical oversight, not guesswork. It's a simpler, more supportive telehealth experience designed around people who want clarity, care and confidence in their weight loss journey. And your medication is delivered directly to your home in discreet packages so your experience stays private from start to finish. Do your research, ask the right questions, then visit orderlymeds.com podcast for an exclusive offer. Again, that's orderlymeds.com podcast. Individual results may vary. Not medical advice, eligibility required. See site for details.

[Martha Stewart]

This is Martha Stewart from the Martha Stewart Podcast. Ever wonder how to make hosting look effortless? Here's a secret. When prepping for cooking and baking, get ahead of the mess with new Reynolds Kitchens countertop prep paper. Just lightly wet the counter so the paper grips. Lay it down and drips and spills stay on the paper, not on your counter. Cleanup is as simple as lifting it away to reveal clean counters. Effortless it is thanks to Reynolds Kitchen's countertop prep paper. Wet it, set it, prep it, done. Available in the Reynolds wrap aisle at Walmart.

[Sonesta Advertiser]

Find home wherever you roam at Sonesta Es and Simply Suites. Stretch out and enjoy home like amenities for however long you need. And when you're a Sonesta Travel Pass member, staying at Sonesta Es and simply Suites means earning points toward free nights, upgrades and more. Go to sonesta.com to book your stay and unlock their best rates with Sonesta Travel Pass here today, Rome tomorrow. Join [e-mail] Terms and conditions apply.

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Let's talk personal style.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Are you a classic jeans and tee minimalist? A Louis Vuitton lover? Or do you like a little bit of both? Depending on the vibe?

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Whatever your fashion mood, you can find what feels like you on Poshmark.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

With millions of new and pre loved pieces, Poshmark is your one stop style destination. From everyday wardrobe staples and to vintage gems and luxury labels. Inter Reformation. Got it. Carhartt? Got that too. From designer bags to streetwear, it's all there.

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Men's? Yes. Women's? Absolutely.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Kids?

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

You bet.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

And the best part? You're shopping real closets from real people with real style. It's like grading your most fashionable friend's

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

wardrobe if you had thousands of fashionable friends. Plus, every item over $500 goes through Poshmark's authentication process so you can shop high end with total confidence. Ready to refresh your closet? Download the Poshmark app and sign up with code podcast10 and get $10 off your first purchase.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Go ahead, find your next favorite thing.

[Eddie]

It never happens at a good time. The pipe bursts at midnight. The heater quits on the coldest night.

[Lunchbox]

Suddenly you're overwhelmed.

[Eddie]

That's when Homeserve is here for $4.99 a month, you're never alone. Just call their 24.7hotline and a local pro is on the way. Trusted by millions, Homeserve delivers peace of

[Lunchbox]

mind when you need it most.

[Eddie]

For plans Starting at just 499amonth, go to homeserve.com that's homeserve.com not available everywhere. Most plans range between 499 to 1199amonth. Your first year terms apply on covered repairs.

[Morgan]

I shared some news this week regarding our wedding. We have made some plans, some dates are set, things are in motion and I shared all that news with the

[Bobby Bones]

show number three, Morgan. Go ahead.

[Morgan]

So we have decided to get married this year and it's gonna be a elopement style wedding.

[Bobby Bones]

Elopement style?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Morgan]

So it'll be like an elopement in the mountains. There's no venue. It's not like any of the traditional type of a ceremony and it's with our immediate family. So it's like an elopement. Slash, micro wedding in the mountains.

[Lunchbox]

So it's not an elopement. Elopement is you just on a whim, on a weekend, go get married and come back, tell everybody you're married. So you're having a. What do you call it? Micro wedding.

[Morgan]

Micro wedding, yeah.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

A destination wedding.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah. It's just like our immediate family, though, and we're gonna come back to Nashville and have a big party.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, Eddie had a destination wedding with your immediate Hawaii.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. And then we came back and had a big party and everything. But that definitely wasn't an elopement.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it a micro wedding?

[Eddie]

Possibly. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I've not heard that.

[Amy]

Micro wedding makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

I've not heard that. It sounds like a microwave, is what I keep hearing. It's like a. They can have a microwave wedding.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, thoughts?

[Amy]

Oh, I've known. I, I, I, I think that.

[Eddie]

Is that an elopement, though?

[Bobby Bones]

She said is. To be fair. She said is.

[Amy]

I think we had this debate when she first told us. We were, we were all like, who's we? We were, we were on a bus. She told us when we were on a bus altogether, and we were like, is that an elopement? But she's sticking with it, so I'm

[Lunchbox]

sticking with a little.

[Amy]

She's. She's sticking with it.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me look up what elope means.

[Eddie]

There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

And it doesn't matter. But let's look up the definition, because I, I didn't think anything about that. I just thought micro wedding was funny because it's like a first dance and everything.

[Eddie]

Or.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, then you're not having a micro wedding either.

[Bobby Bones]

But at the party, he's, like, mad about it.

[Morgan]

That's why I said it's a little bit edge.

[Amy]

Kind of.

[Morgan]

It's just kind of combined of a bunch of different things.

[Lunchbox]

So you're not gonna have a first dance? That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, here is the definition of eloping.

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

To elope means to run away secretly with a partner to get married.

[Lunchbox]

Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

Usually without parental consent or a large traditional ceremony. It implies private, swift marriage, often choosing intimacy over a big wedding. Modern usage has evolved. So boom. Back Morgan's side.

[Eddie]

Back to a boom.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes referring to a small, intentional destination wedding with very few guests.

[Amy]

Okay, so there it is.

[Eddie]

So it's evolved.

[Amy]

It's elopement.

[Eddie]

Because when we were young and Somebody eloped, it'd be like. Oh, dang. Did you hear? They.

[Morgan]

I know.

[Amy]

She must be pregnant. Okay, so you. Yeah, it's elopement. Evolved.

[Eddie]

Evolved elopement. Modern day elopement.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, modern day elopish Micro wedding is what I call it.

[Amy]

Yeah, but that's where we started. And then big. With a big party back home. Yeah. Later.

[Eddie]

So. So which one are we invited to the big party? Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know.

[Morgan]

Are you my immediate family? Eddie?

[Bobby Bones]

No. No. Do you know what mountains you're going to?

[Morgan]

Yes. Yeah, they'll be east coast mountains.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Is that private?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

We're not saying it just because it's not exactly, like, secured, you know, like anybody could get to it.

[Bobby Bones]

The whole mountain range?

[Morgan]

Well, yeah. I mean, if we say this specific location, then people.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't care about the location. I'm talking about the mountain range. Oh, God.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

People would like if you said the Rockies.

[Eddie]

Morgan, they're not gonna find you.

[Amy]

What is it?

[Lunchbox]

She acts like a lot of people are trying to crash her way.

[Amy]

Is it like the Adirondack Mountains?

[Lunchbox]

I'm not saying.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, is it the Appalachians?

[Eddie]

Appalachians.

[Amy]

It's.

[Morgan]

It's part Appalachian, part Blue Ridge.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I know exactly where that is. I try to book it.

[Amy]

No, it's east.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's east.

[Eddie]

Denver's John Denver.

[Amy]

Oh, John Denver.

[Eddie]

Blue Ridge Mountain.

[Amy]

I thought you said. I thought you said Denver.

[Eddie]

I'm like, I know that's not east

[Bobby Bones]

or that's not west, and so you don't have the spot specifically booked yet. You have it in mind, though.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you don't have to book it. It's. It's just. You show up.

[Amy]

You show up like a park.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we had that. Our buddy Steve did that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

In California. There are a lot of people there at the Sequoia. Yeah. So you just go and you just do it. And there's people everywhere, but it's still awesome. Morgan doesn't want to tell us what mountain range, just in case we show up. Not you guys or, you know, like,

[Morgan]

I don't know if listeners live by there and they. They come. Do you want it to be private?

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know what day you're doing it?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't have the day.

[Morgan]

I. I'll. I'll tell you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

I wasn't asking. I didn't ask her to say the day. I just wondered if she knew when it was. Okay, well, that's great news, Morgan.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.

[Morgan]

Now, you know how I was talking about timeline order. Well, number two and number one, spot. This will all make sense. Amy is sharing some big personal news. It was something in relation to her relationship. We kind of got into it when we're talking about the celebrity sliding in her DMs. And this is a piece to that whole story.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

Number two.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. This order is really messed up with today's show. In the last segment, Amy said that she met Jeremy Piven and he hit her up on Instagram. And now in this segment, we're doing it backward. Amy and her boyfriend broke up a while ago, but. But we were gone. I was off having a baby.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And she was like, hey, we can talk about it whenever. But we were gone. But it's been sitting inside of me as just something known. And I forgot we hadn't talked about it on the show.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Amy]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

And they didn't know.

[Amy]

I definitely wanted to address that because I didn't have to be weird. Like, well, why would you. Why would you even give Jeremy Piven your Instagram?

[Morgan]

Which, first of all, we were at

[Amy]

a professional setting, and he asked for it on the red carpet. It wasn't. I kind of thought, what was that? What was I gonna say? Like, oh, I have a boyfriend. He's like, dude, I thought I'd. I was gonna ask you to work a red carpet for me.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Dude does that. If a dude's asking for an Instagram, he's asking for the Insta down. You know what I'm saying?

[Amy]

Well, whatever. So I was like, oh, radio. I mean, and I didn't really think then I. When I was. This is why I haven't replied. I don't know that I'm interested. I'm just out of a relationship. Not like he's really asking for anything big. But then also, yeah, we haven't talked about how we broke up.

[Bobby Bones]

How long ago did you break up?

[Amy]

I mean, it's been a couple weeks.

[Bobby Bones]

More than that.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Amy]

Few weeks.

[Bobby Bones]

It's been a month at least.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Amy]

It's been a month.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, it's been a month.

[Amy]

Well, we still talk. Like, I guess it just isn't fair. Felt I have to tell her totally

[Eddie]

how long it's been real.

[Amy]

I mean, we went out for over a year, and we have kids, and so I think it's just been.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't have kids together.

[Lunchbox]

You don't have kids together.

[Bobby Bones]

When you say that, you make it sound like you have kids. No, no. You each have individual children.

[Amy]

Now, I wish we had a baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy wants a baby now too, by the way. Yeah.

[Amy]

Because Bobby's baby is so cute. So we, I get, I think, because we both have our own children and we have relationships with our kids and we were, we broke up and then we needed to talk to them and tell them and we're still going to be involved. Like, he still checks in. Like, Stevenson just had a track meet. He still is trying to coach Stevenson and help him break, you know, his mile time so he can break his record.

[Eddie]

But that's got to be like a

[Bobby Bones]

going away tour, right?

[Amy]

I don't know. Because I'm like, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because let's say he gets another girlfriend or you get another boyfriend. Let's say you and Jeremy Pippen get together.

[Amy]

That's not going to happen.

[Bobby Bones]

He. Jeremy Pippen is not going to want this dude to still be like, coaching your kid when it's an ex boy.

[Eddie]

He may not want to do that either.

[Amy]

True. And then. Yeah. If he gets a girlfriend, like, because I, I even to be respectful, especially the kids so they don't get confused. Like, one of his sons was having a basketball game and I was like, well, I want to go, so. And I. And his son was like, I. I still. His son even texted me after the breakup, like a really sweet message that. I mean, anytime I think about it, I get emotional. It's just really sweet. But I was like, well, I'll come to a game or we'll have Starbucks dates or whatever. And obviously, yeah, that may have to die if there are other people in the picture. But I sent my ex a voice text that said like, hey, let me know if you're out of town and I can make it to a basketball game. And then he replied, he's like, I don't have to be out of town for you to come to a game. And I was like, oh, well, I was just trying to be.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, he's still in love.

[Amy]

Respectful of the. No. Well, I mean, I think we love each other. I just, I think we both do. I just don't know that it would. It's gonna work.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's maturity.

[Amy]

It's very like. It's the healthiest breakup I've ever experienced in my entire life. And it, I don't know. It's hard to explain.

[Bobby Bones]

But you were married for so long, though, that a lot of your breakups when you were a young college.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And those aren't supposed to be healthy. You're an idiot kid.

[Amy]

I just was like, wow, this was so mature and healthy that like, what? And you know, you. So you're getting you. You've been used to life with someone for over a year and then suddenly it's not so. Then I was having all these feelings, emotions, and I was, my therapist was reminding me to be patient and work through them because just because you missed something doesn't mean it wasn't the right decision. So I am still navigating that. That loss of. In that feeling of comfort of him. And yeah, it's just a reminder of. Yeah. Just because sometimes you have to make a. A decision that's hard and painful does. Doesn't mean that it was the wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe you do need a Jeremy Piven decision.

[Amy]

What does that mean?

[Bobby Bones]

You know, someone crazy.

[LifeLock Advertiser]

You're chaotic.

[Amy]

No, I think I know. My nervous system is like, no more. Because it took me a while even for my nervous system to regulate being in a healthy relationship. Sometimes I would try to stir up the chaos and he wouldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Just out of habit.

[Amy]

Yeah, out of boredom.

[Eddie]

I'm like, what, what on earth? I would hate that.

[Amy]

No, it's when you're used to that. You, you don't. You see it as boredom, but it's actually not. And then once your nervous system regulates, you don't get bored anymore.

[Eddie]

Good.

[Amy]

But I would, I'd poke.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Well, I've known that Amy hasn't been with her boyfriend. We just haven't talked about it because we. I've been scrambled a bit, but it didn't make sense. That last segment we did.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Without knowing that she'd no longer had a boyfriend.

[Eddie]

And we didn't know like lunchbox. And I didn't know, but I knew because you're talking about basketball games. A referee came up to me and was like, hey, man, is Amy still with her boyfriend?

[Amy]

Wait, what?

[Bobby Bones]

And I was like a referee during

[Eddie]

this is during a halftime. He's like dribbling the ball comes to me. He's like, is Amy still with her boyfriend? I'm like, I, I, I don't know, man. I think so. He's like, I haven't seen her around because I basket. I'd coach. I'd referee a lot of these games. Haven't seen around in a while. I'm like, whoa, that's crazy.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought you were going to say, was he. That he saw my ex boyfriend there with another girl.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought you were going to say he wanted to get a little dose of Amy.

[Eddie]

No. I mean, he might, he might, but he was just like, I Haven't seen Amy around in those games. Sums up.

[Amy]

But he's seen the. My ex boyfriend.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He's always there, but. But that hurts my little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

Has he been happy?

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, did he look sad? We. I think we both. We both were sad. I mean, it was.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. It's a sad thing.

[Amy]

It's a sad thing. Like, he's awesome. I mean. And you never know what life may bring.

[Eddie]

You never know. Jeremy Pivens never know.

[Bobby Bones]

Jeremy Piven.

[Lunchbox]

Your DMS are open.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's DMs are open. That's what they are, open.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Amy]

Why did Eddie say he felt sad or what?

[Eddie]

Oh, because I didn't. You wouldn't tell us.

[Amy]

I was waiting for.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Amy]

Like, I thought we would have this moment and like, I.

[Bobby Bones]

We just had it in a weird order. I shouldn't have gone to Jeremy Piven first. I should have said, oh, yeah. Guys, Amy broke up with her boyfriend.

[Eddie]

You forgot you all hadn't talked about that?

[Bobby Bones]

I forgot I hadn't been talking because we talk about stuff normally. I don't know what's on the air and what's not.

[Amy]

To clarify, let's say we broke up because it was pretty mutual, but pretty

[Bobby Bones]

mutual is not fully mutual.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, I mean, I think it was. You know, he was.

[Bobby Bones]

As an adult. It doesn't matter.

[Amy]

It doesn't really matter, but I didn't want it. What if he's. What if he hears this and he's like, oh, I heard you say you broke up, Which I get. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

It went like, why are you talking yourself in circles? We should just break and then we're washed clean. We talked about it and move on.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two,

[Orderly Meds Advertiser]

Last support through telehealth, but it feels overwhelming and rushed. Check out orderlymeds.com now. Orderlymeds.com was built to be different. Here you connect with real doctors who take the time to understand your goals, review your eligibility, and guide you through a plan that's right for you. Orderly Meds provides access to proven GLP1 medications like semaglutide and tirzepatide, including both name brand options and personalized compound versions when appropriate. So you have choices backed by clinical oversight, not guesswork. It's a simpler, more supportive telehealth experience design around people who want clarity, care and confidence in their weight loss journey. And your medication is delivered directly to your home in discreet packaging so your experience stays private from start to finish, do your research, ask the right questions, then visit orderlymeds.com podcast for an exclusive offer. Again, that's orderlymeds.com podcast. Individual results may vary. Not medical advice eligibility required. See Cite for details.

[Martha Stewart]

This is Martha Stewart from the Martha Stewart Podcast. Ever wonder how to make hosting look effortless? Here's a secret Getting ahead of the mess with new Reynolds Kitchens Countertop prep Paper Just lightly wet the counter beforehand so the paper grips and stays in place. Then lay down the Reynolds Kitchen's countertop prep paper so drips and spills stay on the paper, not all over your kitchen counter. You can roll out dough, prep a party spread, or cook alongside family. When you're done, cleanup is as simple as lifting the paper and revealing that clean counter underneath. Effortless. You can use it for cooking and baking prep and even crafting, especially when you need extra working space. Because when the mess is already handled, you can focus on what matters the food, the people and the moment. It may look effortless, but now you know it's Reynolds Kitchen's countertop prep paper. Take a tip from me. Wet it, set it, prep it. Done. Make it easy. Make it with Reynolds Kitchen's countertop prep paper, available now in the Reynolds Wrap aisle in Walmart.

[Sonesta Advertiser]

Find home wherever you roam at Sonesta Es and Simply Suites. Stretch out and enjoy homelike amenities for however long you need. And when you're a Sonesta TravelPass member, staying at Sonesta Es and Simply Suites means earning points toward free nights, upgrades and more. Go to sonesta.com to book your stay and unlock their best rates with Sonesta Travel Pass. Here today, Rome tomorrow. Join [e-mail] Terms and conditions apply.

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Let's talk personal style.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Are you a classic jeans and tee minimalist? A Louis Vuitton lover? Or do you like a little bit of both, depending on the vibe?

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Whatever your fashion mood, you can find what feels like you on Poshmark.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

With millions of new and pre loved pieces, Poshmark is your one stop style destination. From everyday wardrobe staples to vintage gems and luxury labels into Reformation. Got it. Carhartt got that too. From designer bags to streetwear, it's all there.

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

Men's? Yes. Women's? Absolutely.

[Morgan]

Kids?

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

You bet.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

And the best part? You're shopping real closets from real people with real style. It's like braiding your most fashionable friend's

[Poshmark Advertiser (Alternate)]

wardrobe if you had thousands of fashionable friends. Plus, every item over $500 goes through Poshmark's authentication process so you can shop High end with total confidence. Ready to refresh your closet? Download the Poshmark app and sign up with code podcast10 and get $10 off your first purchase.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Go ahead, find your next favorite thing.

[Lunchbox]

The problem with radio is we can't show you our new box packed with a KFC snacker, five nuggets, fries and a drink for just $7. So you'll just have to trust us when we say the crispy, golden fried breading will make your mouth water. You'll have to trust us when we say this is a ridiculous amount of chicken for such a small price. And you'll have to really trust us when we insist that, yes, it really is only $7. $7 box feast from KFC. Trust us, it's finger licking good.

[Bobby Bones]

Prices and participation may vary. Tax tips and fees extra.

[Morgan]

Now, this number one spot particularly was towards the beginning of the week when Bobby first came back to work and Amy and Eddie and Mike D. They were meeting baby Billy and sharing all the reactions. So it's a really special moment on the show.

[Bobby Bones]

Number one, I'm so happy for you, Bobby, with the baby, the birth of baby Billy. Congratulations to you and Caitlin, and you are going to be the greatest parents in the world. Congratulations, Bobby and Caitlin, on that beautiful, beautiful baby. This is Chloe from Montana. I just had to call and tell you congratulations on that beautiful baby. Thank you very much. All right, what do you want to know? I've been in a bit of a bubble for two weeks.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So you've heard shows. But I knew that as soon as Caitlin was going into labor, we had an emergency valve. We've been working on it for a few months. Right, Mike? At least a few months. Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Valve for. Regarding the show.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, for the baby.

[Amy]

What on earth that sounded.

[Bobby Bones]

We pulled the emergency valve and then the show just went in. Because if reruns go up, then sponsors don't get paid, then streams go down and listens go down, the ratings go down, it affects everybody on the show. So we've been working for months to have enough content to keep going for a couple of weeks. And so that's exactly what happened. It's the first time we've ever done it like that. But so that afternoon, I hit Mike up. I was like, hey, we're going in. And he's like, got it. So away we went. We go in and eventually I'll do a podcast with my wife so everybody can, like, hear the real story. Because what I'm gonna say is probably not the real story. It's just my version of the story. So we go in and, I don't know, we have a baby. Yeah, it's. It's bizarre. It's awesome. It's all. It's everything that I kind of. Everybody just kept saying stuff like, you're. It's. You're gonna go in and it's gonna be so crazy to you. But to me, I was so focused on Caitlin that nothing was. Nothing was, like, weird or, like, made me super emotional while I was at the hospital at all because I was so focused on her because she. It's like you women, when you have a baby, it's like you've been in a car wreck the waist down. Even after then they expect you to go home and raise the kid. Yeah, it's crazy. There's. I don't know how people do this by themselves. So to me, it really didn't hit me because it was. The whole thing was bizarre. While they were a big shout out to our nurse, we had a nurse that. For the labor and delivery nurse. That was a plus because they started before your doctor even gets there. So she's with Caitlin for 30, 45 minutes as it's happening before the doctor gets there, because the doctor's on call, and the doctor comes in and finishes up. The doctor comes in as the closer. She's like Mariana Rivera, most famous closer of all time.

[Eddie]

Picture.

[Amy]

Yeah. Yeah, of course, obviously.

[Bobby Bones]

But we had. And I don't want to say the nurse's name in case she, like, doesn't want her name out there. Her initials were la. That's all I'll say. But it was. She was awesome. So we had the baby. It was cold in that room. They got to do something about that.

[Amy]

Well, was Caitlyn hot, though? I don't know, because I feel like. I feel like she's hot and sweaty. You're working hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, not you so much.

[Bobby Bones]

I was freezing when we were in the hospital, because we were there for a while and we were in the hospital, and we. We brought blankets and pillows because we were told, but we still didn't bring enough blankets. I had enough pillows, but not enough blankets. And so Caitlin's in the bed, and, like, her nurse comes in, and I am balled up, like, in a cocoon with blankets wrapped around me. I've fallen asleep on the couch, but the couch turns into this terrible makeshift bed, and the nurse comes up and goes, you need to get up. And I'm sorry. And it was go time.

[Amy]

Oh. Because I thought I was like, What'd you do wrong?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it was time to go. I mentioned this earlier. You guys did. Probably didn't hear the segment, but I recorded a couple things while I was out last week, and everybody kept saying, hey, you're gonna be so scared on the drive home because you're gonna have the baby in the car. I wasn't that scared on the drive home because of the baby. I was scared on the drive home because my wife was hurting because she had just been in a car wreck from her waist down. And so I was just trying to dodge potholes for her more than I was the baby, because I knew the baby would be fine. But, yeah, I don't know that. That's. It's all been a blur. I've. I've watched a ton of basketball. I've watched every game.

[Amy]

I literally thought you were gonna say. I've watched a ton of YouTube videos on how to be a dad.

[Eddie]

No, no, It's March Madness, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

I've watched every. I've watched every game.

[Eddie]

It's awesome.

[Amy]

So just, like, holding her or what?

[Bobby Bones]

Both being just. We haven't left the bedroom a whole lot. Sometimes we'll move to the living room. We have been on two walks, which later in my wife's rehabilitation. Is that what you say?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I guess I don't.

[Amy]

And what are you trying to say?

[Bobby Bones]

She can't walk. She's just now starting to be able to, like, walk?

[Amy]

Yeah. Recovery.

[Bobby Bones]

Recovery is probably a better word.

[Eddie]

Recovery.

[Bobby Bones]

We've been on a couple walks, but we really haven't left the house until now. It's been a bit of a blur. She's been great about waking up. I never said, hey, I won't wake up. But she doesn't wake me up a lot of the times.

[Amy]

Interesting. Do you hear the baby? Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Because it stays right by her bed in the bassinet.

[Eddie]

So your wife just takes care of the baby when?

[Bobby Bones]

Overnight. Overnights, yeah.

[Eddie]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I have woken up a couple times, but. And I do a lot of stuff in the daytime. Like, there's not a bottle I. That. You know, if I'm going to take the milk and put in a bottle, I do that. If there's.

[Amy]

What about changing diapers?

[Bobby Bones]

I've done that.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

How many times? How many. How many of you?

[Amy]

Because Eddie didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Fully by myself. Okay, hold on. Fully by myself. One.

[Eddie]

Wow. Really?

[Amy]

Like nobody else in the room.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. By myself, but with her, almost every one of them.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

We have a pit Crew type thing. What I do, I get the wipes, 1, 2, 3, on the side of the peanut. And then I go. And then I get the diaper, and she lifts her up. I put the second diaper under the butt of the diaper. She takes that diaper down. You pull the one up. I take the wipes that she's using the diaper and put it in the disposable area. She switches it back up. I have the right leg, she has the left leg to put on the onesie. Zip it back up. Zoop. If you want me to swaddle, I can swaddle the crap out of a baby. So it's been very much that right now.

[Amy]

Cute.

[Bobby Bones]

I know you're trying to get me. You're like, you didn't change any diapers.

[Amy]

No, I said, I'm sure you have. Eddie didn't. His first try.

[Eddie]

I was just. I was. I was trying to get you a little bit just so I'm not alone, because I only changed.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I've only changed one by myself.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. But you being involved in that, there's no way I can see Caitlyn letting you get away with not being involved in that.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like getting away. I think sometimes she does want me to do stuff because she thinks I'll still mess it up.

[Eddie]

Right, Right.

[Bobby Bones]

I had texted Eddie or he messaged me. He was like, hey, how's it going over there? And so I was holding the baby as the baby was asleep, and I just sent a video because I couldn't really type. And I was like, well, she's finally let me go one hour unsupervised. So I've had to earn time with the baby as well. Unsupervised, without my wife.

[Eddie]

So where she can trust you? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Where now she can fully go away for an hour, hour and a half. She can do all of her stuff. Don't worry about it. Regardless of what happens, I got it.

[Eddie]

Are you scared holding the baby?

[Bobby Bones]

None. I was at first. It's only the second baby I've ever held in my life. The only other baby I've ever held is my nephew Grayson, dj, who live in Arkansas. Their baby for like, six seconds once, because Kayla's like, here, hold Parker for one second. That was it. And even then I was like, oh, God. So it's the second baby I've ever held now. No problems. I can hold a baby like a champ. I've been holding it for two weeks every day. But that's what's up we'll do more on this, more segments, et cetera, but that's where we are as of right now. I don't know. Baby's 5. 0 as a Razorback fan.

[Amy]

Yeah. That must be. She's, like, pretty amazing. Good luck charm.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, I got my shirt on SEC champs.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Already?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Since the game was over, I ordered it. Yeah. So, yes, I mentioned this earlier. I don't know how people get by having to buy all those diapers.

[Eddie]

That's the hard part, man.

[Bobby Bones]

It's wild.

[Eddie]

That's why I always feel like when people have babies, the best gift is just give. Gift them diapers or gift them a

[Bobby Bones]

gift card for diapers if you don't know what kind of diapers.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And that's what I know for yalls baby shower. Y' all didn't want gifts or books, but.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we wanted books. That's what we got.

[Amy]

Yeah, y' all didn't. Sorry. Y' all didn't want gifts. You wanted books for the baby. But we also made one of those little diaper cake things that was kind of cute. And so y' all got some diapers from us.

[Eddie]

Hey, so you're good, man.

[Amy]

You got a cake.

[Bobby Bones]

I haven't seen those.

[Amy]

You didn't see the diaper cake. And we all wrote on them. Remember?

[Morgan]

We wrote.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I remember seeing it at your house.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm saying we haven't used those.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Because they're.

[Bobby Bones]

They may be later.

[Amy]

They're size one. Y' all are on size zero, right?

[Bobby Bones]

We're size zero, right?

[Eddie]

Super baby size.

[Amy]

Super baby size. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It's an extreme super baby.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Still. It's so small. It's this. She's the size of a football. Like, if you're holding it. Yeah, she size. And I'm so used to saying it because we didn't want to say the gender forever, that I'm trained on the microphone to still say it.

[Amy]

Oh, same like, even to other people that I was talking to. I was like. I was like, it was born today. They would be like, Bobby had his baby. I'm like, I don't know.

[Morgan]

Did he?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So she's the size of a football because I can still bend my elbow and hold her here.

[Amy]

So that voicemail a minute ago said, Baby Billy.

[Eddie]

And what's pretty funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Baby bottle bonkers.

[Eddie]

That's really funny, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Billbonkers.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

That shit is so funny, Baby Billy.

[Bobby Bones]

Caitlin was. Was looking, she goes, I wonder if it's a baby costume for baby Billy's. Bible Bonkers for Halloween. There's not.

[Amy]

That would be funny.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be funny.

[Amy]

Yeah. You can make one, but you'd have to make that baby sort of bald

[Bobby Bones]

like baby Billy, which is hard. Our baby is not bald.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

She came out with so much hair that when we went to talk. Well, I guess they come to us. When she came to talk to us, she said we rarely see hair on white babies this much. It's usually ethnic babies.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. Like, I had a lot of hair.

[Bobby Bones]

Mexican babies, maybe Asian babies. She was like this. For a white baby, this is the most hair. And so.

[Eddie]

Don't look at me, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not. Because you.

[Amy]

Are you kidding? Caitlin sent me a picture the other day, and she was like, I basically gave birth to Bobby.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's you, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

What I have learned is that babies transform their looks.

[Eddie]

Yes, they do.

[Bobby Bones]

So what they look like now will not wholly be what they look like in even a year, but right now, the baby looks very much like me. Hair, eyes, everything. I'm hoping that she transitions face wise little to her mother.

[Eddie]

For her sake.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, for her sake. But, yeah, that's what's up. That's where we are now, Bones.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, this is Brent, longtime listener from North Carolina. Congratulations on your baby. I know you're getting thousands of messages, but I wanted to throw mine in there. Keep up the good work. And again, congratulations, Bobby. It's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you very much. They. There's a racket on this kit, buying kids stuff. It's crazy. Like, they have every. Every product is good for about one month of the baby's life. Whenever a baby is new, it's like, this product is only for babies. 0 to 1 and a half months. And then it's. Then it's a Hoover. It's even close. I was already complaining about the clothes, so that's been wild. I had to trim the baby's nails last night.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Except it's not a trimmer. It's a buffer. And so on this buffer here, watch this video. On this buffer, it's a different color for each age of the baby.

[Amy]

Oh, okay. I see.

[Bobby Bones]

And so there's like a zero to one month.

[Amy]

It's battery.

[Bobby Bones]

Three to six hours. It's got to be like.

[Amy]

So this. This. This level has got to be super gentle.

[Eddie]

So it's like sandpaper. Like a buffer. Like that.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But it doesn't hurt at all because I did it on me a couple times to make sure.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And so it's being very gentle with buffering. The baby's nails. Because what she will do is she will grab her face with fingernails and just start cutting her face.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What these onesies have, though, that's pretty good is they have these flops that go over the top of hands, and so we have to use those. I feel like I'm teaching Eddie stuff too. I know he has four kids.

[Eddie]

It's been. It's been a while, man. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So they. They flip over their hands. But then we put her. Because it was really hot. We put her in a sleeveless. Like a sleeveless legless onesie. Yeah, I got her in a cut off already.

[Amy]

Bobby starts cutting all of her onesies.

[Bobby Bones]

And with that, she has to have her nails trimmed because she just cuts. She just goes to her face and cuts her face. So I was trimming nails yesterday. People were parent shaming me already.

[Poshmark Advertiser]

Who?

[Bobby Bones]

People online.

[Amy]

Tell me who.

[Bobby Bones]

So take care of them already.

[Amy]

Shaming you for what?

[Bobby Bones]

Because I was pushing the stroller. If you go to my Instagram, we've gone in a couple walks. And so I would just record a video of me pushing the stroller with the baby in it and. And just write something on the screen. And one of them was Arkansas going. Rolling into the sweet 16 like this. But apparently I didn't have the handle of the stroller all the way out. It was. It was in, which doesn't affect the baby at all. But someone's like, hey, moron, pull that. Handle the stroller out.

[Eddie]

What's wrong with people?

[Lunchbox]

People are weird.

[Amy]

People would have never noticed that. Like, if you had it in first or third.

[Eddie]

I didn't notice it second. I like the video. Never noticed that part.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you very much.

[Amy]

Yeah. So I did see someone hating on you for having the cell phone laying on the stroller.

[Eddie]

What's wrong with that?

[Bobby Bones]

I was listening to John Party on top.

[Amy]

The cell phone, it wasn't on the baby. It was on the stroller.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It was on the top of the base of the stroller.

[Amy]

Yeah. And if it was like, you had it on its head.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It was playing John Party and. Yeah. It wasn't even near the head. It was on the bottom of the

[Amy]

stroller and not even touching its body.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So that's where we are. Mike, do you have any questions? Did you watch? No.

[Eddie]

That's a good question.

[Amy]

Interesting, you know.

[Eddie]

So what'd you do?

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

I stayed up. I stayed up in her head the whole time.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Talking to her.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. We were going through it now, and I asked her, do you want me to watch? She was like, no.

[Eddie]

Why would she want you to watch

[Bobby Bones]

if it meant, like, watching our baby come into the world, like, if that moment meant something?

[Amy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was like, do you want. She was like, no. And I was like, good, because I don't want to. So, no, I. I stayed up at her head, and it's weird for me to say it was a relatively easy process because I didn't do anything. I was in the room, and I was just trying to motivate her. We had a playlist. I didn't put enough songs on the playlist, so I had to start it over once.

[Eddie]

So how many songs did you put on it?

[Amy]

Well, that's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, six. It was very last minute.

[Amy]

That's very short.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, at first it was gonna be on her phone, and then quickly it had to be on my phone because I had control of it. Knew the password to get in, I don't think. I think she told me the password to her phone, but I don't remember it. And I was like, let's just put it on my phone. So I was just trying to remember all the songs. And so by the time I remembered, like, six of them, it was go time. And I was in charge of bringing the speaker. So I had a wireless cheap Arkansas razorback speaker with a big hog head on it that lights up, like, with every drum beat. So it was like, boom, boom. The hog head just lighting up the whole time. Made the playlist. Baby was born. I was. What a fear was, because I've seen it on TV so many times, is that the baby comes out and then you don't hear anything, and they have to, like, slap its butt and make it cry.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they don't come out really breathing.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, our baby came out screaming.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Our baby came out. Two things. They were like, oh, my God, the hair. They could see the hair of the baby. Like, but we already knew the baby had a lot of hair because in the ultrasounds, you could see a head full of hair.

[Eddie]

So when that happened with my kid, I thought they were talking about the body, so I kind of freaked out. Like, oh, my gosh, the hair. What does it look like, a gorilla?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, yeah, no, we. We thought it was head.

[Amy]

Okay, well, they are born with more body hair.

[Bobby Bones]

Not mine.

[Amy]

Oh, well, some are. And then it sheds off.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. No, not. Not mine.

[Eddie]

How long was the whole process?

[Bobby Bones]

Defined process.

[Eddie]

Like labor, I guess, or less than an hour. It's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

We were there longer than that, but less than an hour.

[Eddie]

Like when the nurse woke you up and said, or the doctor said, go

[Bobby Bones]

time less than an hour.

[Eddie]

That's pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the single most athletic thing I've ever seen my wife do. And she is a plus athlete. Like, she was just like, let's go. And next thing you know, the baby came out and the baby was crying at full that immediately. So I never had that fear. But since I wasn't down there, I couldn't see. I didn't know exactly when the baby came out. They were just like, we got the baby. Here it is. And then wa.

[Amy]

Did you do Skin to Skin?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, I did. And I will tell you tomorrow about something I did that was pretty stupid. When it comes to Skin to Skin, that's a tease. I'm nervous, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Ray, play me voicemail number four. Hey, Bobby Bon show. Just curious. I'm only seeing Thursday show. I'm not seeing part two. Usually I'm used to like a part one and a part two, and I'm not seeing that this week. Just wondering what's going on. Thanks. What went on is I had a baby and we had done almost two weeks of full shows, interviews, secondary podcasts, and around Thursday we ran out of secondary podcasts. So that is, I think people started to get the idea probably like Wednesday or Thursday when there wasn't a second podcast. Like the, you know, really passionate fans of this show. And so some listeners got the idea, oh, I bet they're having the baby. But at that point, we had had the baby for a while, but that's what's up. If you guys want to hear more of us talk about this, it'll be on today's podcast. Just go search for it. Bobby Boneshow, wherever you get your podcast, I'm sure this will be a big topic that we talk about today longer. We are confined by the time of radio right now. So we will be back.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.

[Morgan]

All right, hopefully that wasn't too confusing. And now you guys are all caught up on the show from this week. Really exciting stuff. A lot of big life moments happening. So I hope you enjoyed it. And if this is where I leave you, I appreciate you hanging out this weekend listening to best Bits and reaching out to me on social media, talking about best Bits. It always makes me really happy. If you want to check out something different this weekend, you can listen to my podcast, Take this personally. Actually had my fiance on Brayden talking about our wedding, our relationship, what it's been like planning a wedding. All of those things. If you want to hear some more in relation to that. And also Part one, Part three this weekend with Mike D. Like I told you otherwise. If this is it, you're like, bye. I got to get out of here, Morgan. I got things to do. Then goodbye. Have a great weekend everybody. Thanks for being here. See you later.

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social

[Bobby Bones]

platforms obbyboneshow and follow ebgirlmorgan to submit

[Morgan (Host of Best Bits)]

your listener questions for next week's episode.

[Lunchbox]

When people turn to telehealth for weight

[Bobby Bones]

loss, they're looking for real support.

[Lunchbox]

That's why more people are choosing orderlymeds.com orderly meds connects you with real doctors and access to proven GLP1 medications like semaglutide and Tirzeptatide. No guessing, just a more supportive experience and all shipped directly to your door in discreet backup. Do your research, ask questions, then visit orderlymeds.com podcast for an exclusive offer. That's orderlymeds.com podcast. Individual results may vary. Not medical advice, eligibility required. See site for details.

[Bobby Bones]

With the Venmo debit card, a taco in one hand and ordering a ride in the other means you're stacking your rewards. Nice. Get up to 5% cash back with Venmo stash on your favorite brands when you pay with your Venmo debit card. From takeout to ride shares, entertainment and more, pick a bundle with your go tos and start earning cash back at those brands. Do more stash. Get more cash Venmo Stash Bundle terms and exclusions apply. See terms at Venmo Me stash terms max $100 cash back per month this

[Martha Stewart]

is Martha Stewart from the Martha Stewart Podcast. Ever wonder how to make hosting look effortless? Here's a secret when prepping for cooking and baking, get ahead of the mess with new Reynolds Kitchens countertop prep paper. Just lightly wet the counter so the paper grips. Lay it down and drips and spills stay on the paper, not on your counter. Cleanup is as simple as lifting it away to reveal clean counters. Effortless it is thanks to Reynolds Kitchen's countertop prep paper. Wet it, set it, prep it, done. Available in the Reynolds wrap aisle at Walmart.

[Eddie]

If you work in university maintenance, Grainger considers you an MVP because your playbook ensures your arena is always ready for tip off. And Grainger is your trusted partner, offering the products you need, all in one place, from H Vac and plumbing supplies to lighting and more, and all delivered with plenty of time left on the clock, so your team always gets the win. Call 1-800-GRAINGER visit grainger.com or just stop by grainger for the ones who get it done.

[Sonesta Advertiser]

Travel smarter, not Harder, at America's Best Value Inn by Sonesta with convenient locations from coast to coast and value packed comfort at every turn and when you're a Sonesta Travel Pass member, staying at America's Best Value Inn means earning points toward free nights, upgrades, and more. Go to sonesta.com to book your stay and unlock their best rates with Sonesta Travel Pass. Here today, Rome tomorrow. Join [e-mail]. terms and conditions apply.

[Bobby Bones]

This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.