BEST BITS: Best 7 Segments From The Bobby Bones Show This Week

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The Bobby Bones Show

Episode: BEST BITS: Best 7 Segments From The Bobby Bones Show This Week
Date: January 24, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (via replay) | Breakdown by Morgan
Podcast: Premiere Networks

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Overview

This special episode, hosted by Morgan, features a countdown of the top seven best and funniest segments from The Bobby Bones Show over the past week. The cast—Lunchbox, Eddie, Abby, and Morgan—share personal stories, debate daily dilemmas, experience mishaps, and banter in their signature style, balancing humor and heartfelt insights. The episode is casual, candid, and listener-friendly, with each host contributing memorable moments and unique perspectives.

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Top 7 Segments Breakdown

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1. If You Could Go Back in Time for One Hour (02:35 - 09:49)

Theme: The team reflects on the one hour in their lives they'd relive if given the chance.

Highlights & Quotes:

• Abby chooses the last hour before her mother lost consciousness, witnessing forgiveness between her parents after years of divorce.
  • "That was pretty crazy… It was really cool to witness. My sister and I were both there, and it was like, wow." (03:03 - Abby)
  • Her mom physically forgives by tapping Abby’s dad’s nose in a poignant moment. (04:17)
• Morgan would go back to stand up for herself during a humiliating cafeteria moment in junior high.
  • "If I could go back to that place for one hour, I would… Even if it would have resulted in me getting beat up, I would have punched him in the face." (05:07 - Morgan)
• Lunchbox would relive his crowning moment as Prom King in 1999, valuing the unique recognition.
  • "Everybody gets married. Not everybody gets to be Prom King." (06:25 - Lunchbox)
• Eddie chooses a serene memory from Flamenco Beach in Puerto Rico with his wife, finding clarity and purpose.
  • "I had two beers at the beach and everything just made sense to me… when I get back, I'm going to be the best dad in the whole wide world." (07:14 - Eddie)
• Abby’s lighter memory is a childhood road trip, recalling her dad’s obsession with packing the blender for pina coladas.
  • "Just, you know, that version of my dad that was like, 'Don't forget, put the blender in the suitcase.'" (09:34 - Abby)

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2. Random Wins: Have You Ever Won Something? (09:57 - 14:11)

Theme: Triggered by a story of a woman winning a $6 million home, the team shares stories of unexpected windfalls.

Highlights & Quotes:

• "A guy told his wife to stop entering stupid contests… she won a $6 million house on the lake." (10:11 - Morgan)
• Eddie won a church raffle for a catfishing trip—"Caught like 20 fish. It was awesome." (11:13)
• Morgan won free sandwiches for a year in college—"I gotta have two a week was what ended up being the stipulation." (11:52 - Morgan)
• Lunchbox scored two round-trip Southwest tickets in college, using them for a fateful first trip to Vegas that birthed a lifelong passion.
  • "Me and Nina went to Vegas… It was the greatest time ever. I drank so much. It was amazing." (12:36)
• Discussion of whether they'd keep or sell a prize house; most would sell immediately for the cash (13:36).

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3. Morgan’s Sandwich Shop Dilemma: Coughing and Food Safety (18:00 - 22:27)

Theme: What do you do when you see someone cough over your food?

Highlights & Quotes:

• Morgan describes her unease watching a sandwich maker cough (with partial coverage) while preparing her meal.
  • "I was watching the woman making my sandwich… she turns the other side and coughs… I was like, this has a stranger's germs all over it." (18:18 - Morgan)
• Most would be uncomfortable eating it; Morgan threw hers away after a few bites.
  • "Did you eat it, Morgan?" (19:44 - Eddie)
  • "I took three bites of it, and I couldn't get it, so I ended up throwing it away." (19:44 - Morgan)
• Lunchbox: "Oh, I'm asking for my money back. Listen, you got that coffin chick all over my food." (20:18)
• Eddie (differently) doesn’t mind germs, recounting eating unknown leftover room service and half-eaten burgers without concern.
  • "Germs don't bother me." (22:13)

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4. Lunchbox's Emergency Room Visit & Insurance Adventure (22:33 - 29:44)

Theme: Lunchbox narrates his drawn-out and comedic ER experience following a car accident.

Highlights & Quotes:

• Lunchbox waited hours, worried about "shady characters," and was questioned on bizarre symptoms.
  • "You want to talk about a shady place? The emergency room is not where you want to hang out." (23:03 - Lunchbox)
• Embarrassment over Cialis being on his chart when seen by "hot" medical staff:
  • "They see Cialis on my chart. I'm like, oh, man." (25:08 - Lunchbox)
• Receives muscle relaxers, jokes about counteracting drugs, faces a $2,000 bill, and learns the other driver does have insurance.
  • Comic plans for "mental anguish" and "pain and suffering" claims (26:24).
• Ongoing process; will bring the police report for "show and tell" (29:39).

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5. Abby’s Car Accident Saga (29:51 - 33:34)

Theme: Abby shares a recent car accident caused by another driver.

Highlights & Quotes:

• "Someone's coming out of the, like, a shopping center and just comes, like, straight into my lane... boom from the side." (30:18 - Abby)
• The other driver, an elderly woman, left the scene citing her husband’s eye surgery:
  • "She had to leave because her husband was having eye surgery and she had to go pick him up." (31:12 - Abby)
• Abby collected all information, but no police report at the scene—causing concern about liability.
  • "You should have had the police there, you should have blocked her in." (32:11 - Lunchbox)
• Reflects on the anxiety and possible "PTSD" when now driving by shopping centers (32:28).

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6. The “Big Dog” Workplace Experiment (33:38 - 39:00)

Theme: Inspired by a viral video, Amy plans to try calling male coworkers "Big Dog" to positive effect.

Highlights & Quotes:

• "I saw this girl post... when she started talking to all the men in her life [as] Big Dog, it changed every relationship." (34:11 - Abby relaying social media post)
• The crew riffs on how awkward it might sound, especially in email.
• "I think a lot of dudes... that's what you say when you don't know the person's name." (34:58 - Morgan)
• Amy gets detailed coaching on delivery:
  • "You can't have a gap around it where you're looking for feedback in that gap." (35:38 - Morgan)
• Laughs at testing it on bosses/love interests; plans to record attempts for the show.

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7. Lunchbox Makes the Local News—Kind Of (39:09 - End)

Theme: Lunchbox’s short—but proud—TV debut covering “Snowmageddon” weather.

Highlights & Quotes:

• Voicemail from a listener spotting Lunchbox on TV (39:19).
• Lunchbox brags about fame, but the news station didn’t use his name; suspects it's because he's "such a big person."
  • "They didn’t have to put my name because they’re like, oh, people know who this is." (39:56 - Lunchbox)
• Crew makes fun that without his name onscreen and in his knit cap, he looked “homeless.”
  • "Guys, I'm gonna be honest. He looks homeless." (41:52 - Eddie)
• Discussion about blurring out his “Sore Losers” shirt—possible network censorship or cropping.
• Listener named Jared confirms seeing him; gets a $250 Macy's gift card (43:15), leading to more banter about winter clothing choices.
• Lunchbox checks for modeling agency calls, still proud of being discovered by the news camera.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• Abby on Forgiveness:
  “It was a good example of what that can look like in the patience my mom had.” (03:59)
• Morgan on Her Cafeteria Bully:
  “I did not stand up for myself then. I think about that moment a lot.” (05:07)
• Lunchbox on Prom King:
  “Everybody gets married. Not everybody gets to be prom king.” (06:25)
• Eddie on Purpose:
  “When I get back, I’m going to be the best dad in the whole wide world.” (07:14)
• Morgan on Food Germs Dilemma:
  “That sucks. I feel bad for her because she doesn’t want to be sick and she probably has to work, but you have to hold your breath and not cough out if you’re on the front line.” (20:59)
• Lunchbox on the ER:
  “They see Cialis on my chart. I'm like, oh, man.” (25:08)
• Lunchbox’s News Debut:
  “No, no, I was the star.” (39:57)
  “They didn’t have to put my name because they’re like, oh, people know who this is.” (39:56)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Back in time scenarios: 02:35 – 09:49
• Random wins and raffles: 09:57 – 14:11
• Sandwich shop coughing story: 18:00 – 22:27
• Lunchbox ER visit: 22:33 – 29:44
• Abby’s car accident: 29:51 – 33:34
• Amy’s “Big Dog” experiment: 33:38 – 39:00
• Lunchbox makes the news: 39:09 – 46:07

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Tone and Takeaways

The cast offers a blend of genuine emotion (forgiveness, nostalgia, misfortune) and infectious, lighthearted humor throughout. They tease one another affectionately, reflect candidly on meaningful and embarrassing experiences, and stay approachable to listeners, making the show feel like time spent chatting with friends.

If you missed this week's Bobby Bones Show, this episode brings you the essence—fun personal stories, relatable dilemmas, and the trademark wit of the crew.

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Transcript

[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

Part two she's breaking down the top.

[Morgan]

Seven segments from the Bobby Bones show this week.

What's up friends? Happy weekend. If you're part of Snowmageddon. Thanks for joining, but I also hope you are staying warm and staying safe. And if you're not a part of Snowmageddon, then enjoy that sunshine and warm weather for the rest of us. But the reason you are here is to catch up on the Bobby Bones Show. I got the top seven best segments from the show this week. If you have some extra time, check out part one and part three this weekend with Amy. In part one we talk about our peak adulthood moments currently happening in our Adam Sandler uniforms. And then in part three we answer listener questions. So check those out. I think you'll really enjoy them. But if you don't have the time and this Is just why you're here. Then let's get into it. Bobby posed the question. If you could go back in time to just one hour, what time would you go to and what would the moment be like? The show answered this question, too. So think about your answer, and you're going to hear theirs.

Number seven. If you could go back in time to any time, but you only got one hour to be in this place, where would you go for one hour? Yeah, time machine. One hour, it expires. If you're not back on the bus, it leaves you. It's like back in the day. If you're not on the bus when we leave, we're out of here. So you're not back in the time machine in one hour. You get left there forever, and it sucks. Where do you go for one hour?

[Abby]

Like, where my brain went first.

[Morgan]

Why was it bad?

[Abby]

Well, literally, where my brain went first was when my dad was asking my mom for forgiveness when she was dying. That was pretty crazy.

[Morgan]

Maybe because for you, that was a moment of forgiveness.

[Abby]

Well, it was really cool to witness. My sister and I were both there, and it was like, wow.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Abby]

But I don't. I mean, if I'm there for one hour, I mean, we were all hanging out, and then it was right before my mom lost consciousness last time.

[Morgan]

You're all together.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Abby]

Yeah. And my parents got divorced when I was nine. And, like, you always want them to get back together. And then it's like, here we are all in this room. Yeah, I know that's really dark, but I'm just being honest. That's right where I went back. And so maybe. Maybe that's why. I mean, it was just one hour.

[Morgan]

Because I think it was forgiveness for you as well. You were able to maybe forgive his transgressions against your mom.

[Abby]

Yeah, it was a good example of what that can look like in the patience my mom had. She didn't need it because she had already forgiven him herself. But it sure was nice to see. And then she was still kind of a little out of it. I know that it meant a lot to her, but her response was, she just put out her finger and went to his nose.

[Morgan]

And she goes, that was her forgiving.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Morgan]

That's often how I forgive people.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, boy.

[Abby]

So anyway, where would y' all go?

[Morgan]

Well, I had one, too. That wasn't the best. I once, in, like, seventh grade, this. He was a kid at the time. He dumped ketchup on my head in the cafeteria in front of everybody. I just Sat there and took it. He took the bottle, the ketchup off and dumped it in my head. I would go back and beat the crap out of him.

[Eddie]

Oh, got it.

[Morgan]

I would just get up and punch him in the face. If I could go back to that point, I wouldn't do it as the adult beating up a 13 year old. I think that would be a bigger no.

[Abby]

But you would go back as a kid.

[Morgan]

Yeah. If I could go back to that place for one hour, I would even because he was much bigger than me. Even if it would have resulted in me getting beat up. I would have punched him in the face.

[Abby]

Just to stand up for himself.

[Morgan]

Just to stand up for myself. Because I did not stand up for myself then. I think about that moment a lot. Cuz he grabbed the ketchup and I got picked on a bunch. But he grabbed the ketchup, unscrew the lid, put it down and dumped it on my head. And I just sat there and took it. And everybody in the captivity was laughing. So that'd be where I would go back. Cuz I would. It would not end the same. That sucked.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Or dinosaurs. I go by dinosaurs. That would that be one of the two? Yeah, that would be real cool lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's easy, man. Spring 1999. Probably a March evening, early April Anderson High School prom. When I get to be crowned prom king. And I can relive that moment all over again in front of my entire graduating class of 99. You know, we're there and they say in the prom king is. And I go up and I get that crown put on my head. Boom. That moment. To go through that again. Pretty amazing.

[Morgan]

That hour, that one hour. That's pretty. That's. That's your peak. You think?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if I peak. But man, it's a. It's a great moment. And everybody's so excited for you and you're just on top of the world. And I mean I've only had that feeling once where they put the crown on my head. So. To be able to relive that pretty.

[Morgan]

Better day to you than getting married.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, everybody gets married.

[Morgan]

Got it. Not everybody gets to be prom king.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Morgan]

Got it. Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Fewer people are prom king than. Than get married.

[Morgan]

That's.

You have a point there. I just wonder what meant more to.

[Lunchbox]

You that prom king's incredible.

[Morgan]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Oh man. A few years ago my wife and I went to Puerto Rico. Stop it. And there was an island called Flamenco Beach. And I think about this place at Least once a month, maybe twice a month. And, dude, it is the most beautiful place on earth. And I'll never forget my wife and I, we got there on a ferry and we got on a. Like a golf cart and drove to the beach. And I remember I had two beers at the beach and everything just made sense to me. Dude, it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. And the world was just clear to me. I knew my purpose. I.

[Morgan]

What was your purpose?

[Eddie]

Oh, just to be a dad. Like, at that moment, it's just like, look at this world. Like, this world is here. And I have four kids at home. They're not here with me right now, but I. Like, when I get back, I'm going to be the best dad in the whole wide world. And my wife was there. She looked beautiful. Dude, it was a happy moment in my life.

[Lunchbox]

What was it called? I'm looking it up.

[Eddie]

Flamenco Beach.

[Lunchbox]

How long ago? Flamenco.

[Eddie]

When you were in Norway.

[Morgan]

So eight, nine years ago. Because I was doing Bear girls.

[Eddie]

Something like that.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Good for you, dude.

[Eddie]

It was.

[Morgan]

You'd go back to that time.

[Eddie]

I think about it all the time.

[Morgan]

Have you been back since?

[Eddie]

Nope. Never.

[Abby]

But I got those kids.

[Lunchbox]

Trust me, though, dude, I'm doing his dad thing.

[Eddie]

I'm going back.

[Morgan]

Do you think about that as it.

[Lunchbox]

Is nice looking, like, beautiful.

[Morgan]

Do you think about that as. That's when I really knew and you hold onto that, or do you think about that as. Man, those beers were good. And I wish I could go back.

[Eddie]

It was just the. The beers was like. It was just two beers and I had a perfect buzz and everything just felt perfect.

[Morgan]

I never had a buzz, so I don't know what that is.

[Eddie]

Like, I wasn't drunk, dude. I just felt great.

[Abby]

That does look pretty.

[Morgan]

Anything else come to mind for you?

[Abby]

Oh, you mean like more positive?

[Lunchbox]

You want to redo your.

[Morgan]

I'm trying to give you a good edit. I mean, mine wasn't great either, but mine was.

[Abby]

Let me see my wedding. Nope.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Abby]

Just kidding.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, maybe your divorce. Like, you're excited.

[Abby]

No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

I was.

[Abby]

I was trying to just make a little joke. Well, we did take a vacation, like with I. But I only remember it through pictures. Like my sister, me, my mom and my dad, like, before they split up. And I would like to go back. I'm pretty sure we were probably in South Padre, maybe. All I know is my dad, like, I remember stories and pictures and my dad packed our blender, he traveled with our blender, and he Would make drinks pina coladas.

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude, you need a blender, man.

[Abby]

Everywhere you go, he would make pina coladas in our hotel room.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Abby]

And my sister has more of a memory of it. So I would go back to that trip. Just like a simple. We probably road tripped from Austin and down to South Padre with my parents. And I would want to be there with more memory of that simple vacation.

[Morgan]

You just remember the blender.

[Abby]

Yeah. And like buckets and like collecting crabs and obviously mine were virgin pina coladas. But just, you know, that version of my dad that was like, don't forget, put the blender in the suitcase.

[Eddie]

Like, I don't know you can forget anything else.

[Morgan]

That's much more positive. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

There's a woman who won a six million dollar home in a drawing. So that kind of sparked us to talk about all the random wins we've had in our lives. And maybe you've also had some cool ones. So if you have hit us up in the DMS on Instagram number six.

A guy told his wife to stop entering stupid contests and she didn't listen. And she paid 30 bucks to get into some big charity raffle and won a $6 million house on the lake.

[Abby]

Okay, guess whose house that is.

[Morgan]

She also won over $300,000 in cash. They're British. Here they are talking about their win.

[Lunchbox]

There was a knock at the door. The next thing I know, mate is telling me I've won a 4.5 million.

[Morgan]

Pound house that morning.

[Lunchbox]

We've been talking about downsizing and now we've upsized.

[Eddie]

I've been entering for four years and.

[Lunchbox]

He'S been moaning at me for four years.

[Abby]

And now we're millionaires.

[Lunchbox]

I'm really glad I don't listen to.

[Morgan]

Him and I'm very glad you don't listen to me as well.

[Lunchbox]

We haven't decided long term what we're.

[Morgan]

Going to do yet, but we are.

[Lunchbox]

Certainly going to enjoy it.

[Morgan]

And thanks for the £250,000 that will.

[Abby]

Enable us to stay here and not.

[Morgan]

Have to worry about anything for many years.

So if we're switching pounds of $6million house, like I said, $300,000 in cash. And all because she jumped in some raffle. So has anybody here ever won anything, anything randomly?

[Eddie]

I want a fishing trip.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Eddie goes a church raffle. And it was like catfish. All you can catfish at this pond on private property. And we went, I caught like 20 fish. It was awesome.

[Morgan]

Israel.

[Eddie]

It was Real. It was great how they.

[Morgan]

How they pick a winner. Draw it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It's just a raffle at church. And then, like, I think you had, like, a week to enter the raffle. And then one Sunday, they were going to announce all the winners. And as they called my name. Is the best feeling in the world when they call your name?

[Morgan]

Morgan, what'd you win?

My freshman year of college, I was entered into a raffle when I went to this freshman orientation, and I won. Free sandwiches for a year.

[Lunchbox]

That's cool.

[Morgan]

That's so awesome.

As a freshman, I remember this now. I remember this. What was the rule on the sandwiches?

I gotta have two a week was what ended up being, like, the stipulation on it.

[Abby]

I guess that's the limit.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But you didn't have to have two.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

They didn't force them down.

[Morgan]

But you would think it'd be one a day if you went free for a year. That should be 365 sandwiches. If I'm your lawyer, we go back and we get the rest of those sandwiches.

Right. But I did have every two for pretty much every week that freshman year. I use that up lunchbox.

Have you ever won anything?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I won two round trip airline tickets anywhere Southwest Airlines flies. When I was in college, someone was doing a raffle, and I was like, oh, I'll enter this thing. It was in one of my classes, and they called me, like, two weeks later, and I won. And you want to know where I went with those tickets?

[Eddie]

Vegas.

[Lunchbox]

My first time, I was 21 to Las Vegas, Nevada, and I became addicted. I was like, send me back there every day. Oh, my goodness. Me and Nina went to Vegas and we stayed at Boardwalk Empire that is now the shops on the strip. And it was such a crappy hotel. And I mean, it was the greatest time ever. We. Oh, my gosh, I drank so much. It was amazing.

[Morgan]

I don't think I've ever won anything randomly.

[Eddie]

Nothing.

[Abby]

I don't think so either.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you put in you. Wow you. I don't think I've ever hit Scuba. Steve feels like he'd be a lottery guy or, like a raffle guy. Scuba, you ever hit anything, the lottery?

[Eddie]

The most is 500, and one time I won something.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what we're doing.

[Morgan]

We're at a birthday party and we're.

[Eddie]

Doing the axe throwing, and someone's like, you won.

[Lunchbox]

I'm like, I don't even know what.

[Eddie]

We'Re talking about, but I want, like, a gift basket of, like, Bread and, like, crappy wine.

[Lunchbox]

We're so drunk, we're like, yeah, but.

[Eddie]

Nothing, like, significant that I could think of.

[Morgan]

If you were to win that house, would you sell it immediately?

[Eddie]

No. It's a lake house, right?

[Morgan]

You said I would sell it immediately. Just take the money. Oh, I mean, you could. We wouldn't even go look at it. Sell it. Really load that sucker up and let me get my cash.

[Abby]

Why not enjoy it a little bit?

[Morgan]

I'm not paying money to move in it. I do anything. Sell the house.

[Abby]

It's.

[Morgan]

It's.

[Abby]

Hopefully it could increase in value if.

[Morgan]

They'Re thinking about downsizing anyway, like, they were talking about. Sell the house. You got a bunch of money. I didn't need a house on the lake anyway.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But I would sell my current house.

[Abby]

Move to the lake.

[Morgan]

Just move out to the lake. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

[Lunchbox]

New year, new goals. And in this economy, a better money plan is more necessary than ever. I am Matt. And I'm Joel. We are from the how to Money podcast. And every week we help you to spend smarter, save more, and make sense of what's going on out there. If you want 2026 to be the year you finally feel in control of your money, we're here to give you the tools and advice to help you make it happen. Listen to how to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Eddie]

I'm John Paulk.

[Morgan]

For years, I was the poster boy.

[Eddie]

Of the conversion therapy movement, the ex gay who married an ex lesbian and.

[Lunchbox]

Traveled the world, telling my story of how I changed my sexuality from gay to straight.

[Morgan]

Once upon a time, I was on.

[Lunchbox]

60 Minutes, Oprah, the front cover of Newsweek, and you might have heard my story, but you've never heard the real story. So join me as I peel back the layers and expose what happened to.

[Morgan]

Me in the midst of conversion therapy to shine a light on what the ex game movement does to people and.

[Lunchbox]

The pain it continues to cause.

[Eddie]

I had lost £150 because if I couldn't control my sexuality, I was going.

[Morgan]

To control my weight.

[Abby]

It sounded like, and this is the word I used, occult.

[Eddie]

And as I look too, at the.

[Lunchbox]

Harm I did from within, listen to atonement, the John Paulk story on the.

[Morgan]

Iheartradio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up, y'? All?

[Eddie]

This is Questlove. Recently, I had the opportunity to sit down with ASAP Rocky ahead Of his album release, don't be Dumb, he reflects on his journey from his Harlem roots to global icon status, discovering the hip hop origin of his name. The ledge was on the tv. Rakim had the bucket hat, Kango joint on. Pops was like, that's Rakim. That's who you named after. I just was like, damn, that got swagged. Rocky offers a window into not only a boundary breaking artist, but as a man committed to fusing creative ideas, community, and remaining unapologetically himself. Have you ever gotten roasted for any of your outfits? For sure. Some people don't be getting the vision. Look, they could roast me, they could cook me, they could deep fry me, they could saute whatever they want. Nobody with my fashion sense and my taste is impeccable. I'm just like, I impress myself a lot. It's an amazing conversation, one you definitely don't want to miss. So listen to the Questlove show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Abby]

This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler. We've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat. How is she?

[Lunchbox]

She is not with us anymore.

[Abby]

Okay, great, great, great way to start. So this is a great beginning and hopefully you'll be able to, I don't know, maybe you will cry. Amanda Seyfried.

[Morgan]

Life is so short.

[Abby]

If you feel something like that, you.

[Morgan]

Have that fire in you for this.

[Abby]

Experience, it's not for a guy. It's for the experience of being in love and like, it's bigger than a guy. Elizabeth Olsen. I love swimming naked so much. And I know you love taking pictures of yourself. I love to be naked. I just want to be in my bra underwear all the time. Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me? Are you a boy or a girl? Oh, my God, all the time. I know. So I'm always like, hi.

[Morgan]

I try to butch it up for.

[Abby]

Kids, you know, so they're not confused. Yeah, but you're butching it up is basically like an angry woman. Doris Day, right? No, I turn into Bea Arthur. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Morgan]

I was at a sandwich shop recently and I witnessed something pretty disgusting. And I needed the show's input for how they would have responded because I don't know if I did the best for my scenario, but maybe I did.

Number five, Want to go over to Morgan? She was at a sandwich shop. She was ordering food. Morgan, what did you see?

While I was watching the woman making my sandwich, she was adding on the lettuce and tomatoes. And then she turns to the side, coughs, and then she starts adding on the seasoning. And then she turns the other side and coughs. And I was like, she's not wearing a mask. She doesn't have any protection on. She did cover it, but she's coughing while she's making my sandwich. And I, like, panicked because I'm paying for the sandwich as this is happening, and I paid for it. And then she, like, hands it to me. No big deal. And then I look at the sandwich, and I was like, this has a stranger's germs all over it.

So the question is, oh, you see this happening? What would you do? I'm gonna take the sandwich. I'm not gonna eat it, because I. I'm not gonna make her feel bad. And I think if you're working in food, it's hard. It sucks. But if you're coughing, you have to cough away from people, or they don't.

[Lunchbox]

See you do that.

[Abby]

Oh, she did turn.

[Morgan]

It does. You can turn all day. It doesn't matter. You have to not cough while you're making somebody's food.

[Eddie]

I think Morgan witnessed what happens all the time, but we don't see it.

[Morgan]

That's my point. If you see it, it's completely different.

[Abby]

Can you just unsee it?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

You're not a jury where they're like, please strike that from the record. If I'm watching somebody cough or they're making my food, I'm gonna have a hard time eating it. Now, I'm not gonna go and demand a refund or anything, because I understand that's a natural part of life, but I'm probably not gonna eat it, and that sucks, because I just wasted 12 bucks on a sandwich. Did you eat it, Morgan?

I took three bites of it, and I couldn't get it, so I ended up throwing it away.

I mean, if you turn your head and you cough and something's in front of you, there's probably still some scraggles gonna get on it.

But are you.

[Abby]

Was it a cough, like. Or was it, like.

[Morgan]

Do you think she's sexy coughing as she's making her sandwich, or.

Was not a sexy cough. It was a. From the chest. There was something going on. She did cough into her arm, but I just.

[Abby]

There.

[Morgan]

It was just exposure.

Yeah. You have to hold your breath, make the sandwich, and then go on the back and cough. Unfortunate, but you have to do that if you're making people's food lunchbox, what would you do?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'm asking for my money back. Listen, you got that coffin chick all over my food. I need money back, and you need to go home.

[Morgan]

Some people can't go home because they have to pay their bills, and they're getting paid, and they're getting paid hourly.

[Lunchbox]

They're contaminating everyone's food. So put her in the back in the office and let her sit in a chair. But she doesn't need to be making food.

[Morgan]

Let her sit in a chair.

[Lunchbox]

You said she couldn't go home, so she can't be making food. Last thing to do, mop the floor. I don't care. Get away from the food if you're coughing.

[Morgan]

So you go back for a refund, though?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, for sure. 100.

[Morgan]

What would you do?

[Abby]

I'm probably not saying anything at the moment. I would try to eat it and put it out of my mind, but probably what happened to Morgan would get to me, and I would just like, never mind. I can't eat it.

[Morgan]

Just for the record. That sucks. I feel bad for her because she doesn't want to be sick and she probably has to work, but you have to hold your breath and not cough out if you're on the front line.

[Abby]

You know what I have to unsee, though, all the time, and I get through it.

[Morgan]

You can't unsee anything.

[Abby]

Yeah. I have to be like. I have to pretend I never saw that is sometimes the gloves. The gloves, where they put on the gloves and they handle other things, like the. Like, they'll handle a spoon or something to get it, and then maybe they go touch something at the register, and then they go, get your shredded lettuce.

[Morgan]

I've not seen that. I've not seen that. With the same hand.

I have.

I've not seen that.

[Abby]

And I just.

[Morgan]

This happens to me as a vegetarian because I watch them handle meat of other sandwiches and then they go and handle mine, and I. I can't, like, unsee that. There's a little slice of turkey that's left on the glove. That's the thing.

I get it. I think with Amy, though, it's a germ thing.

[Abby]

Yeah. Because.

[Morgan]

Because I would have trouble with that if I saw someone push some buttons and walk over with the same hands. I've just never seen someone do that so blatantly, but I would have trouble with the cough. I couldn't eat it. What'd you say?

[Eddie]

Oh, I. I'm I would eat that, like, no problem. I have no problem eating like. Like, one time I was at a hotel, and I was so hungry, hadn't eaten, and somebody had left their food out like their room service. There was a whole slice of pizza there. I don't know if they touched it.

[Morgan]

You didn't see anything that happened to it? If it looks untouched, but you're seeing her cough.

[Eddie]

I've even had a burger that was half eaten from no problem. Anyone's. No, I'm not. Germs don't bother me.

[Morgan]

Is it because you have so many kids? Maybe germs mean nothing to you because you have four kids running around?

[Lunchbox]

It's the best bits of the week.

[Morgan]

With Morgan number two.

Lunchbox finally went to the emergency room after his car accident. He's been dealing with some crazy pain, especially in his back, and it was time for him to get looked at. And there were quite a few series of events that transpired when he went number four.

So last we heard, Lunchbox's back was hurting because he was in a car accident. We were telling him, go to the emergency room. Okay, what's the update?

[Lunchbox]

So I went to the emergency room, and I went in. I'm thinking they're gonna rush me back because.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's never how it works, the emergency room. Unless you got blood pumping out of you.

[Lunchbox]

It was the exact opposite.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, go over there and sit in that chair and. I mean, you want to talk about a shady place? The emergency room is not where you want to hang out. Why a lot of shady characters walking around that place.

[Morgan]

Do you think they felt that way about you, though? They go back to their little show, and they're like, you'll never believe the shady character I saw.

[Lunchbox]

No, I mean, there were some people.

[Morgan]

Okay, so you go in. Are you by yourself?

[Lunchbox]

By myself.

[Morgan]

How long do you wait?

[Lunchbox]

Two hours.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Morgan]

Do you tell them you were in a car accident?

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Morgan]

Were you dramatic about it?

[Lunchbox]

I was like, I was in a car right there, like, right now. And I was like, no, no. A couple days ago. Oh.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

They're like, did you drive yourself here? And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, all right, go have a seat. And so I just sit there.

[Morgan]

You got back burner.

[Lunchbox]

And sit there and sit there. And then they finally take me back, and I'm like, all right, here we go. And all they do is my vitals. All right, go have a seat back in that waiting room. Oh, my.

[Morgan]

More shady characters.

[Lunchbox]

More shady characters. And so Then I sit there, and then they finally take me back, and the nurse sits me down this little cubicle. She starts talking to me about what's going on, and then she starts feeling on my spine. Does it hurt here? Are you going to the bathroom on yourself?

[Morgan]

Did it hurt? Oh, it hurt where she was pushing.

[Lunchbox]

Well, no, no, no, but it hurt, like, down low and.

[Abby]

Are you going to the bathroom on yourself?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, exactly. Amy, that's a great question.

[Morgan]

Are you?

[Lunchbox]

No. And she was like, are you having trouble, you know, urinating and. Because if you do go to the bathroom on yourself, that's a sign of spinal cord injury is what she told me at the end. That's why she said, I know these questions seems crazy, but what they did is they ended up giving me muscle relaxers.

[Morgan]

You want them now? So you're on Cialis and muscle relaxers.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And.

[Morgan]

Oh, now, that was like, cancel each other out.

[Lunchbox]

That was the worst part.

[Abby]

You can't drive.

[Lunchbox]

They said, are you on any daily prescriptions?

[Morgan]

You had to tell them.

[Lunchbox]

And I was like, cialis, because I've been having stomach pain. We see that in your chart. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. This. And I'm going to tell you what. The nurse. To check my vitals. And the nurse, slash doctor, whatever she was. They're both hot chicks, and they see Cialis on my chart. I'm like, oh, man.

[Eddie]

Oh, dang, dude.

[Morgan]

Because they wanted you, and they thought maybe that maybe it ruined your chance.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, they looked at me and they saw Cialis. I'm like, no, no.

[Abby]

But it's a shame.

[Lunchbox]

It's. No, I was like, it's for stomach pain. So I'm on muscle relaxers.

[Morgan]

They wink at him.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So I'm on muscle relaxers, and it should be getting better.

[Abby]

Does it counter each other out? Like, that's what I said.

[Morgan]

Is he back even?

[Abby]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

When you were there, did you tell him about your testicle and all that?

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't tell him all that.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Because I. I was there for the back.

[Morgan]

So what happens now with your insurance?

[Lunchbox]

So here is where it takes a turn. After I left the hospital, maybe 30 minutes after I left the hospital, first of all, they tried to charge me.

[Morgan]

$2,000 for just the appearance.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And I said, I was in a car wreck. I ain't paying that.

[Morgan]

You said that? Just like that.

[Lunchbox]

I did.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And they said, okay, well, whenever you get this bill, just send it over to your insurance. And I am at the house, the phone rings and I answer it, and the other guy had insurance. The other guy had insurance.

[Morgan]

That's good.

[Abby]

Yeah, that is good.

[Morgan]

To cover your medical bills or.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, pay for repairs. My medical bills? Pain and suffering.

[Morgan]

Well, that's where you start talking.

[Lunchbox]

Mental health, Mental anguish.

[Abby]

Now you're. Now you're on drugs.

[Lunchbox]

Ptsd.

[Morgan]

How do you know you're going to get all that?

[Lunchbox]

Wouldn't that what happens?

[Morgan]

Well, you. They just don't give it to you voluntarily.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'll ask for it. Okay, well, yeah, but I'm just excited that they have insurance. I had no idea. I was sitting there going, oh, man, is this going to be on my insurance? What's going to happen? And lo and behold, dudes got insurance. Pay me, my friend, pay me.

[Morgan]

When do you think you'll be paid?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know how that works.

[Morgan]

So then how did you know he had insurance?

[Lunchbox]

Hey, they just called me to Tuesday. The insurance. His insurance called me, said, hey, we understand you were in a wreck. And on this day. And I was like, yeah, tell me what happened. I'm like, well, your client got him negligent.

[Morgan]

Oh, another big word.

[Lunchbox]

I said I was in stop and go traffic. I was pretty much stopped when your client. I don't know what was going on in their vehicle, but they slammed a.

[Morgan]

Customer, not a client.

[Abby]

Yeah, because it's not.

[Eddie]

It's lawyer not representing him. Yeah, they're representing. No, I guess.

[Morgan]

Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

I said, your client ran into the back of my car going 60 and never hit the brake.

[Eddie]

Did you hit him with a boom?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know that I hit him with a boom.

[Morgan]

Hurts his back to do that.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Morgan]

And he's on tialis and I'm on muscle relaxers.

[Lunchbox]

You gotta remember that. I already got the shot in the arm.

[Morgan]

Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

And they're like, okay, yeah, so what we'll do is we'll get you to the body shop and this and that. And I'm like, I'm already at a body shop. I already got the car there. Okay, well, we'll get in contact with them and I gave them the name of the body shop and we'll be in touch.

[Morgan]

You know, they're going to fight to pay you anything, maybe.

[Lunchbox]

Fight? There's nothing to fight. I mean, that's what happened.

[Abby]

Yeah, I mean, the proof is pretty.

[Morgan]

Much it's in the pudding, but I'm talking. They're going to pay the car repairs. They're going to. But they don't just go willy nilly. Yeah. Is that true? We'll give you money for it.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy, because when I was checking out at the hospital, the lady in the billing room, she goes, oh, my daughter got rear ended. She got $15,000. And I'm like, well, tell me more.

[Morgan]

When do you expect an update?

[Lunchbox]

Hopefully few days. I mean, I guess I'll call their insurance, be like, hey, what's going on? What's the next move?

[Abby]

Did you ask if the guy was okay?

[Eddie]

He doesn't care.

[Abby]

Can we ask that?

[Eddie]

Care about that?

[Morgan]

Do you care if he's okay?

[Lunchbox]

I do. I hope he's okay. Well, here's the thing. I asked the cop, and this was a weird thing. When I asked the cop on the scene, he goes, oh, I didn't see the other driver. I'm like, you were standing over there. Like, what do you mean? Are they not allowed to tell me? Because it's a HIPAA violation.

[Morgan]

They're not doctors.

[Lunchbox]

But he can see if the dude is dead. Oh, you think he'd know? But I'm saying, like, I'm like, oh, is he okay? I don't know. I didn't see him.

[Morgan]

Maybe he didn't.

[Lunchbox]

He's standing at the other car.

[Eddie]

And maybe he means, like. I mean, I don't know, I'm not a doctor.

[Morgan]

Or maybe he didn't go up to him. There were multiple cops that I assume.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, I just thought it was weird. And I don't know if the insurance guy is gonna be like, well, actually, he suffered a laceration to his head and he has a broken leg. I mean, I have no idea.

[Eddie]

But that has nothing to do with you.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but I'd like. I mean, I hope he's okay.

[Abby]

And then, like, what caused him to ram into you at 60 miles an hour?

[Morgan]

We can speculation. Cell phone.

[Lunchbox]

Hey. Yeah, we can get the police report.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Cost 10 bucks.

[Eddie]

We can afford that.

[Morgan]

Hop on it.

[Lunchbox]

I might bring it in and read it to you guys.

[Morgan]

Show and tell. Lunchbox brings the police report. See if you can get it.

[Lunchbox]

I will.

[Morgan]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

And speaking of car accidents, Abby also got into one just this past week. I don't know what's in the water around here, but I do not want to be drinking it.

Number three. All right, breaking news. Abby was in a car accident. Abby, what happened?

[Abby]

Oh, my gosh. So I'm just like driving down the street. Okay, I'm in the left lane. It's like a two lane road that way. And Then two lane this way. And someone's coming out of the, like, a shopping center and just comes, like, straight into my lane. And she had a stop sign.

[Morgan]

They just like. Like, sideswiped you?

[Abby]

Well, it was kind of more like run into me. Like, it was a boom from the side.

[Morgan]

Are you hurt?

[Abby]

No, not really.

[Morgan]

Okay, what did you mean?

[Lunchbox]

What did you learn? We just went through this. My goodness.

[Abby]

I know.

[Eddie]

It all hurts.

[Abby]

I mean, my hip did hurt a little bit because I was going to the gym.

[Morgan]

Now we're talking.

[Abby]

And I got on the treadmill, and I was like, I can't do this, so. And my neck. I need to go to the chiropractor today.

[Morgan]

But so whose fault?

[Abby]

I mean, it was definitely her fault.

[Morgan]

Did you guys pull over and have a conversation?

[Abby]

Yes. So we pulled over, and I went over to her. I'm like, are you okay? Because she was an older lady. She was. She was pretty old. And she's like, yeah, I'm good. She's like, but who's at fault? And I'm like, what?

[Morgan]

Oh, you had to tell her?

[Abby]

Yeah, I had to tell her. I was like, well, I was driving down the road, and you. You ran into me.

[Morgan]

So did. Was she cool with that?

[Abby]

I mean, I think so.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Abby]

But she had to leave because her husband was having eye surgery and she had to go pick him up.

[Eddie]

No, Abby.

[Morgan]

So you literally call the cops?

[Abby]

I called the cops, but they didn't get there in time.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Abby]

I got all her information.

[Morgan]

Are you sure it's her information?

[Abby]

Yeah, yeah. I took a picture. I got all pictures that I needed. I got her license plate, I got her driver's license, insurance, everything. But she had to leave.

[Morgan]

If she was really old and her husband was in surgery, she's got to go to that surgery.

[Eddie]

But isn't that the best excuse ever? Like, I gotta run, husband's in surgery. Like, and then see you never gonna see me again.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. What if she was under the influence and she was trying to get out.

[Morgan]

Of there and she used old husband with eye surgery. Yes, we've heard. Many times.

[Abby]

And I'm a sucker. I'm a sucker because I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, you got to go with your husband.

[Morgan]

How beat up? How beat up your car?

[Abby]

I mean, it's the whole half of my car. The side. It's like the bumper, side, bumper above my tire and then the side door.

[Morgan]

Well, yes, I know.

[Abby]

Like, my bad luck, Abby.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just going to Say this, you should have had the police there, that you should have blocked her in. But I'm just saying I'm sorry that you're hurt. I feel that now. It's going to be scary to drive. Every time you drive by a shopping center, you're going to get the. Oh, flinches. Because you're going to think a car's darting out. PTSD is real.

[Abby]

Oh, I already feel that.

[Morgan]

See, already she's changed her story. During the segment, she started off, nothing was wrong, and now by the end of it, she's got ptsd. Her hip hurts now.

[Abby]

It is scary. You never know when someone's going to come out of nowhere.

[Morgan]

That's true. You never know when someone's going to come out of nowhere, driving down the street and what's happening next.

[Abby]

I filed a report online and supposedly she is doing the same.

[Eddie]

Supposedly you know where she is, you find her again.

[Lunchbox]

But did you ever talk to the cops, like. Or did you leave too?

[Abby]

Yeah, no, he came and he was like, well, I can't do anything.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Abby]

She left.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. So she could call her insurance, be like, no, I wasn't at fault. And you have. It's a he said, she said.

[Abby]

Oh, my gosh. I did tell him that, but he was like, just make it clear on there that you. She failed to yield to the right of way of you.

[Eddie]

So are there any witnesses, Abby? Anything that you have?

[Abby]

Of course not.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Abby]

Of course there's not a witness. There were so many cars around, but no one stopped.

[Morgan]

It's a classic. She said, she said, she said.

[Eddie]

That's what happened.

[Morgan]

Okay, Abby, update us. Okay?

[Abby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

Number two, Amy saw a girl online talking about this theory of what she calls all of her male co workers, and she claims it makes her relationship with them so much better. So Amy saw it and now she's wanting to test it out. And you may just get a good laugh out of this one.

Number two, has Amy called any of you guys Big Dog yet?

[Lunchbox]

Big Dog?

[Eddie]

No, no, no, that would be weird.

[Morgan]

You hadn't hit him with that yet.

[Abby]

No, not yet. Because I just. I. I feel like I need permission to try this out. I didn't want to know.

[Morgan]

You can't tell people you're going to call.

[Lunchbox]

You just got to.

[Morgan]

Yeah, what's up, Big Dog?

Okay.

Yeah, tell them why you want to use it.

[Abby]

Okay, so I saw this girl post on social media about how when she started talking to all the men in her life saying big Dog. It changed every relationship. Here's the clip.

[Morgan]

If you want to get things done.

Work the system, just throw out a big dog.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Big Dog.

[Morgan]

Oh, Big Dog's here. What's up, Big Dog?

[Abby]

No, her name is Rachel Samples. And I went to the comments of this, and there are so many comments of guys that are like, yeah, that would make my day. That made my day. Like, so I'd be like. I could walk in and be like, hey, Big Dog.

[Morgan]

Get that commercial done for a big dog.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Abby]

All right. Scuba Steve hands me something. Oh, thanks, Big Dog.

[Morgan]

I think a lot of dudes. And there's a Tiger woods meme where he's calling somebody big dog. That's what you say when you don't know who the person's name is.

[Lunchbox]

100%.

[Morgan]

Yeah, dudes do that. Hey, what's up, Big Dog? That's it. That's. If you don't know their name.

[Abby]

Like, if I pass, like a boss in the hall or like the. I just passed the head of this cluster, I could have been like, sub Big Dog. But then that.

[Eddie]

That would try and let us know how it goes.

[Abby]

Like, oh, yeah. You know, actually, I saw Gator yesterday. I really liked his sneakers. Like, I could be like, Big Dog with the sneakers. You can't.

[Morgan]

It can't be so performative.

[Abby]

Big.

[Lunchbox]

She.

[Abby]

She was like, hey, Big Dog.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but you're. You're doing Big Dog.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Gotta be like a cool sneaker. Big Dog. Hey, what's up? And did you go to something else?

Okay.

You can't really have a gap around it where you're looking for feedback in that gap.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You're looking for a response when you go, big Dog.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Abby]

That's good advice, Big Dog.

[Morgan]

So, like, comment on. Comment on my hat. I'm walking by.

[Abby]

Oh, I like that hat, Big Dog.

[Morgan]

Thank you. See, if you just go, no. No deal.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Sounds like Randy Jackson.

[Abby]

Give it a try.

[Morgan]

That's a no for me dog. That's different. This is Amy's own different.

[Abby]

This is a big, big dog.

[Morgan]

Try to do it a few times.

[Abby]

What about an email? Can I be like, oh, yeah, if.

[Morgan]

I. Email is different because what email feels like you're trying to create a.

[Abby]

Moment because it's, like, written, Big Dog.

[Morgan]

Yeah, like, you spent time. You wrote it, you looked at it.

[Abby]

Again, you still sent it.

[Morgan]

Like, if you're just big dogging somebody, it's just like. That just happens. It's like preacher that Big Dog.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And it's not any louder than any other word.

[Abby]

Yeah, the inflection's got to be the same.

[Morgan]

And you can't do it with us because we know what you're doing. Okay, so other guys, like, about to head home for the day. Have a good day, big dog. And just. Just keep walking. You can't stop and, like, look around.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

But you can't do it in email because that. That's not natural. It'll not feel natural. It's not gonna feel natural anyway. It's gonna be hilarious, big dog. But try three times.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Whenever. And then give us an update after you do the three times. But you can't, like, giggle, because that's what you're gonna do.

[Abby]

No, I can keep it together.

[Morgan]

You can't keep it together talking about it.

[Abby]

Yes, I can. I can keep it together long enough to just be like, hey, okay, leave.

[Morgan]

It for the day. You see, I'm a random dude that you see in the office. You're leaving for the day, and you set some random.

[Abby]

Because there's some random dudes in the office. They really are random. I don't know.

[Morgan]

But if, you know, if, like, you. Anyway.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Rick Murray, our head of sales. You see Rick Murray in the hall. You talk with him. Go ahead.

[Abby]

Okay. Actually, I do have a question for him. So I could be like, hey, question for you. Ask a question. And then I'll be like, can you just.

[Morgan]

Question for you, big dog.

[Abby]

Okay. Question for you, big dog.

[Eddie]

So weird. He's gonna be like, what?

[Abby]

I don't know.

[Morgan]

You just can't laugh.

[Eddie]

Just try it, Amy.

[Morgan]

Okay. It's one more time. Sorry. Hey, Amy.

[Abby]

Oh, hey. Question for you, big dog. I can, I can. I can. I promise I can. I will be able to do it. I just need to know specifically. It's almost like you have to give me my targets because it has to.

[Morgan]

Just be as part. I would have something before and after the word, so you don't laugh. So if you are doing. Hey, question for you, big dog. I got this thing. You got to go to the next thing.

[Abby]

Next thing?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

No gap.

[Abby]

No gap. All right, Big dog.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Like Rick.

[Abby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do need.

[Morgan]

Question about the cruise, big dog. What time you think we'll be getting out?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, exactly. Just something like that. It doesn't have to. You don't have to really want to know. It's just something.

[Morgan]

Try to record it because you'll know you're going to do it.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

And if you can't record it, that's okay. But if you can record it. Record it and bring it in.

[Abby]

No, I should be able to record it. I might need some time. I don't know that I have three big dogs in me in, like one one day.

[Morgan]

No, I don't think you have them in a day. It could be a month.

[Abby]

Oh, okay.

[Morgan]

Just over time.

[Lunchbox]

Take your time.

[Abby]

Just collect my big dogs.

[Morgan]

Use them wisely.

[Abby]

Now, is this only in platonic male relationships or, like, should I test out calling my boyfriend big dog?

[Morgan]

That may end different.

[Eddie]

We don't want that recording.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we don't want to hear that. Yeah.

[Morgan]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

It has finally happened. Lunchbox has finally made the news, and it was all for Snow McGin. So enjoy this nice clip right here.

Number one. All right, here's a voicemail.

[Lunchbox]

Go. Hey, Bobby, this is David in Baxter, Tennessee. I just saw Lunchbox on News Channel 5 talking about snow and his apps.

[Morgan]

Just thought you might want to know that, buddy.

[Lunchbox]

See you.

[Morgan]

Thanks. We were wondering if he's going to make the news.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Morgan]

So he brought in audio of us talking to a news reporter. It wasn't from the news, but he made the news. Anything you want to say?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my goodness, guys, I'm going to tell you what. I am so big in this clip. Like, they know that I'm such a big person. I'm so famous. They didn't put my name on there. They didn't even name me. They named the reporter and they named a lady later after me. They didn't have to put my name because they're like, oh, people know who this is.

[Morgan]

You're an extra.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I was the star.

[Morgan]

What'd you tell them your name was?

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox.

[Morgan]

That's why they didn't put your name. I thought you were messing with them. Okay, let's play the audio. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

News Channel 5's Kelsey Gibbs tonight. Why?

[Eddie]

Especially here, tiny details can make a big difference.

[Lunchbox]

80% chance on Saturday. Let's go.

[Morgan]

Forec are everywhere.

[Lunchbox]

Feeds, even family chats, either from my wife or from my phone. Right here. I just pull it up and whatever it says, I go by.

[Morgan]

In the south, winter storms come with one certainty, uncertainty. And people are thinking, we're getting 20 inches of snow.

[Lunchbox]

That's what my wife originally said. And she was like, oh, my gosh, it's going to be 20 inches. And I'm like, there's no way.

[Morgan]

This week's system, from Texas to the.

Carolinas, has the rare southern Combo cold air and moisture. You made it for sure. They didn't put your name up.

[Abby]

No, but the girl that talked after you, the other voice, they put her name.

[Lunchbox]

That's the news anchor or the reporter girl. And then at the very end of the clip, they brought in some other lady. I don't know. She didn't really add much, but they put her name because.

[Morgan]

Because why?

[Lunchbox]

No one knows who she is. And they were on to make sure that people knew who she was. My name nowhere. Because they're like, oh, this dude's a stud. Like, everybody knows who he is. It was. But I'm so disappointed.

[Morgan]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

They took away my clip of snow. Snow. Let it snow.

[Eddie]

I did think that was the one. That was the home run.

[Morgan]

I thought they'd start with that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, so did I.

[Morgan]

Can you show the picture of him in the video? And he's just a, you know, a guy in a knit cap with his hoodie on. There's plenty of room on this picture to put your name correct.

[Abby]

Oh, there.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Did they blur out loser on the bottom of sore Losers?

[Abby]

No, I think it's probably just. I think it was cropped down, right?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Abby]

They're like.

[Eddie]

Because I. Yeah, we don't see it.

[Morgan]

I'm telling you, it's not so cropped.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, maybe it's not crop. Maybe they did put some darkness on there.

[Abby]

I like a little vignette to cover it.

[Eddie]

Guys, I'm gonna be honest. He looks homeless.

[Morgan]

It does look like they're talking to a homeless guy.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no, man.

[Morgan]

But I think they blurred out sore losers on your shirt. And they didn't put your. Like, they used effort to blur something out, but they didn't put your name.

[Abby]

Yeah, because all you can see is.

[Morgan]

Or.

[Abby]

Oh, are.

[Morgan]

Or. Huh.

[Eddie]

Offensive maybe to some viewers.

[Lunchbox]

Is that why they did that?

[Abby]

Yes. I mean, the K use on your.

[Morgan]

Hat a few bucks after this, like.

[Eddie]

You know, a warm meal.

[Lunchbox]

They didn't offer me anything shelter. I mean, how great was I. I mean.

[Morgan]

Solid. Pretty solid.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. The girl. To me. The girl. I mean, they came back to me, like, numerous times.

[Morgan]

Jared's on. I think Jared saw this too. Let's go over to Jared on line four. Hey, Jared.

[Lunchbox]

Hey.

[Morgan]

You see Lunchbox on the news?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, Sir. It's about 4, 4:15 yesterday, I was actually. I called his voice. I happened to look over, and I was like, huh. I think that's Lunchbox. Because they just panned away to the lady who's interviewing him, and then he came Back on, I was like, well, that's, that's lunchbox.

[Morgan]

What were your thoughts on his performance?

[Eddie]

He was good.

[Lunchbox]

He wasn't loud like he normally is on the radio, but I mean he was, he was energetic. Yeah, yeah, he wasn't, he wasn't nearly as loud.

[Morgan]

All right, well, we appreciate that. Thank you for calling the show. Hey, let me. I'm gonna give this guy a little prize here. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Would you like a $250 gift card to Macy's, Jared?

[Lunchbox]

I would love one.

[Morgan]

Yeah, tell me about it, buddy. January always feels like a reset month not just for routines, but for how you want things to feel day to day. Talk about small things that make a difference. You know what? Hey, what, what do you need refresh wise in your wardrobe, Jared?

[Lunchbox]

Ah, I could use some shirts. I usually just work and stay in my work all the time. Work clothes all the time. So definitely some new shirts.

[Morgan]

Get them a little something nice is what I say. Brands like Levi's, denim. You like denim, Jared?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's not too bad.

[Morgan]

Heck yeah. Heck yeah, he does.

[Abby]

You should try it out. Hey, are you married?

[Lunchbox]

I am. 21 years this year.

[Abby]

Your wife will like it.

[Morgan]

Oh, now you're giving the gift card to her?

[Abby]

No, she liked the him in the new denim.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Abby]

She'll like the look. The Levi's.

[Morgan]

Got it. Well, for Jared, Macy's is the perfect place for adding a pop of personality to everyday winter looks. What's your current winter look right now, Jared?

[Lunchbox]

Shorts and whatever will keep me warm. Up top.

[Morgan]

Shorts.

[Eddie]

Brave guy.

[Lunchbox]

You should buy some pants.

[Morgan]

You wear shorts year round?

[Lunchbox]

Year round. Unless it's below 5 degrees. I'm in shorts. I hot blooded, so I stay hot all the time. I sweat and if I'm sweating, then it just gets miserable anyways because it's cold on the inside of my arms.

[Morgan]

Wait, what if you're, you know, like outside?

[Lunchbox]

Well, usually at work, I mean, I work outside. I deliver beer for a living, so.

[Morgan]

And you wear shorts.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm in shorts. I wear shorts, man.

[Morgan]

You need to go to Macy's, man.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you need pants.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So discover what's new at Macy's. From fresh styles and standout accessories to new fragrances and explore the Macy's style guide. For Inspiration, head to Macy's.com or stop by your local Macy's. We are going to give you a $250 gift card, Jared. So thank you for listening and thank you for calling in reviewing Lunchbox's performance on the news.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Morgan]

All right, stay on the phone one second. So, anything happen? Anybody call you? Modeling agencies?

[Lunchbox]

Not yet. I haven't had anything. I've been checking my email, looking to see if anybody wants me to talk about something else, but nothing has come in. But pretty proud of myself that the camera found me. I'm telling you, just go to a random dog park. And the camera's like, where could this guy be? And they went searching. They found a star.

[Morgan]

It's so weird. They didn't put his name up.

[Eddie]

That is strange.

[Morgan]

Is it because he gave them the name Lunchbox? They didn't know who he was. And they're like, this guy, we can't.

[Eddie]

He's messing with us. Yeah.

[Morgan]

You never told him?

[Abby]

Because I feel like they would say if he said Lunchbox. I'm actually. I work in radio. Co host on the Bobby Bones Show. They would maybe put that. When you think.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what I mean. I think they realize I'm so big.

[Eddie]

I really don't think that they didn't.

[Lunchbox]

Want to be flooded with calls like.

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh, we're happy you made the news, though.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, so cool. What a great job, way to represent.

[Eddie]

And from that caller, they said they saw it at like four o', clock, so that means.

[Morgan]

Oh, didn't make the six o' clock news.

[Eddie]

Yeah, so you made probably all the news.

[Morgan]

Yeah, this one's at 10:03. Oh, you made all the news.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, all the newses. So I was on multiple broadcasts. That's how big of a star I was.

[Morgan]

Hey. Yeah, hey.

[Lunchbox]

How come I didn't get the Macy's.

[Eddie]

Gift card actually from that picture.

[Lunchbox]

You know what?

[Morgan]

You need it. Yeah, you need it from this picture.

[Lunchbox]

It's the best bits of the week.

[Morgan]

With Morgan number two.

And that wraps it for me this weekend. Thank you guys again for being here and enjoying the podcast. Make sure you subscribe to the Bobby Bone show podcast if you enjoy it. And you can also check out my podcast. Take this personally. This past week, I had on a woman named Jessica Buchanan, and she was kidnapped by pirates in Somalia and held captive for 93 days. And her story is just one that is unimaginable, but she's an incredible storyteller, so I encourage you to check that out. And if you just like being on social media, then make sure you follow us at bobbyboneshow. You can follow me at lovegirlmorgan. And that is all. Stay safe, stay warm. For anyone who's dealing with this crazy weather, that we're about to have or currently having, depending on when you listen to this. And for everybody else, I love you. Thanks for being here.

[Abby]

Bye.

[Morgan]

That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms obbyboneshow and follow ebgirlmorgan to submit your listener questions for next week's episode. This is an iHeart podcast.

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