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You know, like the sneakers that make office hours feel like happy hour, the boots that turn grocery aisles into runways, and all the styles that show off the many sides of you, from daydreamer to multitasker and everything in between. Because you do it all in really great shoes. Find a shoe for every you at your DSW store or dsw.com it's the best bits of the week with Morgan Part two. She's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby Bones show this week. What's up everybody? Happy weekend. I don't know about you guys, but after Thanksgiving and as we have head into Christmas, I am a sleepy girl. I need a really, really big nap, maybe some hibernation. But since I can't do that right now and you're here with us, we're all going to try and wake up together. I would love if you check out part one and part three this weekend with Eddie. Part one we got all caught up on each other's lives and I heard about Eddie's first Thanksgiving. His mom and his brother were in town and they did some fun stuff. And then also in part three, we answered all kinds of listener questions. So good stuff on both of those. Highly encourage you to listen to both of them. But for now, let's get caught up on the Bobby Bone Show. We got an honorable mention. I just want to say this, we're not going to put a bit here, but we had our St. Jude radio on the last two days and it was so awesome. We have some new performances for you guys on our YouTube page. So go check those out at Bobby Bone Show. You can also subscribe while you're there. We have all kinds of performances there and old ones from years past like Brett Eldridge covering songs and Morgan Wallen covering Take it easy. Really good stuff. Now it's really time to get started. Number seven is rejected segments this week. So Bobby will share the top five rejected segments from the last month. And guys, pat on my back, none of mine made it. So either they're really rejected that they never even made rejected segments or they made it on the air or they made it in. Best bits. Part one. Number seven, top five rejected segments of the last 30 days. Go. Rejected segments number five. So this was suggested a Bobby Bone show pet that lives in the green room that we have here. Oh, what kind? Well, that's fun. The question was from Mike. Can we get a pet for the green room? A gerbil, a snake, a fish, a guinea pig, turtle. We're all assigned days. We need to feed and clean the area. We can even get a client to sponsor the cage or the tank. Cute. It's gonna die. It's gonna die. This is the reason why I would say no to this. Because it does on the surface sound fine. But what about when we're gone for two weeks Christmas, Somebody has to take it home. Somebody has to clean. There's gonna be a fight. Yeah, nevermind. A snake would be awesome. No fish, it'd be cool. And then the fish would die. Artists come in and they get to see the fish, and it makes them happy. Fish would die. I'm just going, no one. That. A guinea pig thing would die in a week. That's like a. You have to really take care of that one. That really stink. We had a lizard, a gecko. Those live for a long time if you don't feed them. Yeah, I mean, really, like, you cannot feed them for, like, three days. They're cool. But, guys, that would die. We would kill it. Number four. It's. It's Amy season, you know? I mean, what. You know, what is this? Something I suggested. Oh, but I don't think you suggested it in the way that I read it. Okay. And it's a joke. And I'm totally. It's totally a joke. When I've said, like, Amy's in heat. It's totally a joke. Yeah, it's totally joke. What? I know. Cause I'm not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. But you're just single again, so it's like. It's like I'm behaving in a. But a little bit more than ever before. You've been a little bit like, oh, I don't know. Okay. Okay. Y'all know Amy wanted to play Guess that country star shoe size. Yeah. Oh, my. Amy. Well, Amy. No, no, no, no, no. You tell me that's not what that is. Guess what that is. That is a horn dog. If I've ever seen a horn dog. Yeah, y'all are crazy. No. Do you really have the game, though? No, she has the game. I do. And she's like Aldean 11. And then she's like Blake Shelton 14. And she puts biggest with exclamation point. Oh, my goodness. Amy, cool down. Guess the biggest. But this originated from something I did at the Opry, and I kept having to hear Carrie Underwood's shoe size over and over. Oh, eight, by the way. Eight. Yes. You know what I'm talking about. Right by that dressing room. They have heard the tour, her shoes and stuff from her performances. Yeah. Right. So anyway, I was like, oh, wow, she's an eight. So I wonder what other people are. So I researched, and then I thought I could. I could. Brian Large, 12. I also have most surprising. How many women do you have on the list? We love you being who you are, by the way, just for the record, but sometimes we need to remind you who you are. Okay. All right, that's. So that. That was that. All right, so we're not gonna play. I got it. Number four. Yeah, go ahead. Next One up. Number three. Number three. Raymondo says there's a conspiracy floating around. These had some listeners ask him that needs to be cleared up. And this is a serious one, but I think it's a Raymondo. I'm not sure if it's clickbait. It usually is. Or if listeners really want to know this, but I think it needs to be addressed. Are you familiar with this, you said a long time ago? Yeah. Okay, go ahead. It's just speculation about Lunchbox and riding his bike. Okay. That. There's just more to that. Like, why would a guy on the radio not have a vehicle to drive himself to work? So there's a reason that he's riding his bike. It's not because he doesn't have a car. So listeners think. They think that he got a Dewey. Oh. Then they got a dui. So now he's just riding his bike. No, that's the farthest thing from the trailer. No, because if he got one, well, we'd get fired. Right? The news would pick that up if I got one. I thought that was the rule. Yeah, we told us a long time ago. Yeah. Like, if you ever get. We were having one beer, and he was like, you know, if you get a DWI tonight, you're fired. Okay, man, I was mid sip, too, Bones. I'm like, oh, okay. No, not drinking that. I don't know what the company policy is, but around here, no go. Yeah, Ray, that would have been all over the news. Tell listeners. Don't worry. It wouldn't have been all over the news. It literally wouldn't have been all over the news. Guarantee it. Trust me, if I got in trouble, it'd be on the news. I. I knew it wasn't true, and I didn't know if this was a real thing Ray was dealing with or if it was clickbait Ray. But I wanted to give him a minute to talk about. So this is not true. But why aren't you. Why are you still riding your bike to work? Oh, man. It's just good for you. You have a. No, no, I. I won't accept that because you're. I won't even say frugal. Like, you purposefully are extremely cheap in certain things. 100%. Why don't you buy a car? It's expensive, man. Yeah, cars are. It's one of the big most expensive things that. Yeah, I'm really zeroing in on, like, an electric bike. I have one. Pass it. I have a. I have a really good one that you can buy from me. Bo, I have a great electric bike, like, top of the line. Give him a good deal. Heck yeah. Okay, how much we talking? We can talk after the show. Can you write it down a piece of paper and show it? No, not right now. Because I can see it. Yeah, because. Yeah, I'm kind of zeroing in on an electric bike. Why not get a car, though? Electric bike is so much cheaper, more reliable. I don't know about more reliable. I take that back. But what about one of those scooters that you can rent? No, a scooter I don't feel is safe on, like going back and forth like your bike. You just get going to. You hit the button, man. Takes the whole way. It's awesome. All right, next one. Number two. Number two. Raymondo wants to put this app idea out into the universe so someone will create it. He's not even saying he wants to create it. He just wants it created. What is that? Yeah. So when you go to concert venues, you never know what the temperature is going to be. And sometimes you have place like Bridgestone. It's a hockey place. So it could be 60 degrees in there when you go to a concert. What about something in. I just recently went to one in Kentucky in Lexington. I had no idea the Jelly Roll was going to use pyrotechnics. It was going to be 85 degrees in there. I would have wore shorts. So if this app could just show venue temperatures, it would really help out people coming. There's 50,000 people coming. Sounds like a beneficial app. Please just do that for me. Smart people out there. I don't think that's a bad idea, but it would need to be a part of another app because I don't think that alone would make people download it. Well, not just venues. You could do the mall, you can do movie theaters. And it tells you how cold it is if you need to take a jacket or not. This is brilliant. Brilliant. It just needs to be a part of something else that's more brilliant. It's not even bad. Like you go to the doctor's office sometimes. It's freezing now. All these places have to report they're current. Going to your bathroom, you want to drink before you walk in there. Right. Right out of this office. Or it's sort of like a ways of this. It's like when you go somewhere, you type in what the temperature is so people know, oh, okay, I'm headed there tomorrow. I know what the temperature is. But how do you know what the temperature is? There's got to Be a thermometer on your phone, right? I don't know, but that's usually outside. It doesn't matter, Ray. I think there's something there, but that's like a. It needs more to it. All right, all right. And finally. Go ahead. Number one, rejected segments. Eddie swears that God opened his car door. No, no, no, no, no, no. My son swears that God opened his car door. He calls me from tutoring. He goes to the public library to do tutoring, and he calls me and says, dad, I lock my keys in my car. I'm like, great. So I get in my car, I start driving to the library. It's probably about 20 minutes away. And he calls me about halfway, goes, dad, dad, forget it. Don't. I don't need you anymore. I closed my eyes, I said a prayer, and then I tried the lock again and it opened. Isn't that crazy? That is pretty crazy. He said he asked the man upstairs to please, Lord, open this car door. And he tried it and it opened. That's pretty amazing. I mean, that could happen. Hey, my kids have done that with rain. Like, it's raining outside. And they'll say, God, can you please make it stop raining? 30 minutes later, it stops raining. I'm just saying. How do you explain that? I don't know. I don't either. Or is it that, like, somehow he was confused and it really was unlocked and he's like, what could I tell dad so he doesn't think I'm stupid? Now we're talking. That's not what he told me, though. Yeah. He told me the man upstairs opened it up. Or what if, like, he was off doing something else he shouldn't be and he needed an excuse for being late. Oh, that's it. That's it. He's at tutoring at the library, and he's in a parking lot. He's at the soup kitchen. Okay. And all of a sudden, his car. Yeah, Bobby nailed it. And then he telling me he was lying. And then he puts God in it, because God can do a lot of things. Never unlock my car door. I tried, and he knows I'd believe that. And you were on your way. And he was like, oh, I gotta stop him from coming. That was rejected segments. 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And then these daily slip shoes. Wear them with shorts, wear them with jeans. Wear them to work, wear them to a date, Wear them just hanging out. Cannot recommend their stuff enough. So do yourself a favor and hit up travismathew.com all new customers get 20% off their first order. Again, that's travismathew.com you'll thank me later. We all got a little vulnerable during this segment. Eddie's kids watched Home Alone and they got freaked out because, you know, there's a whole break in situation. Basically the whole plot of the movie. And so we decided to share our movies that aren't necessarily scary, but they scared us anyway. And there's a lot on this list. Maybe they also scared you. Number six. So it's not from a scary movie, but what from a movie scared you for life? This is an Eddie question. Why? What happened to you? Yeah, we were watching Home Alone and I always thought Home Alone is just a nice little family friendly, fun movie. But my kids were so scared afterwards because they're like, oh my gosh, somebody's going to break into our house and I'm going to be home alone. The burglary part of it, Marvin Harry, like freaked them out. Interesting. Mine was probably Stay Puft Marshmallow man way back in day. Ghostbusters. Yeah, they were like, don't think of anything. And all of a sudden this big marshmallow man comes walking down. Yeah, that scared the crap out of me because I don't like scary movies. What non scary movies scared the crap out of you? Yeah, mine's gonna be Ghostbusters, but that kind of is kind. That was kind of scary though, right? Yeah. Wasn't a horror movie, but. Yeah, but it was kind of in that lane. You. I was thinking like, this is considered scary though, because Cape Fear always comes to my mind. That's a scary movie. It is. Yeah. But I feel like when I brought it up before, it's like really scary movie. You're like, oh, that's so lame. And like I still think about it. I've never seen it. What's that one about? It's I think Robert De Niro. Isn't it a Stephen King book? Yeah, that's a scary movie. So that doesn't count. What about like. But Ghostbuster was cheating too because I think about the ghost part. I remember As a kid, we all watched it, and the Marshmallow man scared me more than the ghosts. I don't want a massive. I just would always think if I think of something bad, it's gonna show up and huge and, like, eat me. What else? Yeah, like some of those movies, like, where there's a disease spreading like that. You've hated the 20 horror movies, though. Six. That's. That's not a horror movie. 28 days. Is that what you're thinking of? Whatever it was. Yeah. Or, well, the one with Sandra Bullock where she couldn't see. Bird View. Oh, that was crazy. Bird Box. Bird Box. You weren't a kid. That's a horror movie. You weren't even a kid during Bird. That was yesterday. Oh, true. Well, guys, the movies I was watching as a kid, Pretty Woman, Dirty Dancing, you never had, like a fear of falling to prostitution or anything like that. Lunchbox. Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead because I freaked out. Like, what if the babysitter died? Oh, my gosh. We'd be on our own. We'd have to do the dishes. Like, it was one of those things, like, what do you do with a dead body? And are you really not to tell anybody? And the whole death thing, that's a good Morgan. Yeah. Mine was E.T. i could only watch it, like, halfway through. And the alien would freak me out. I don't know if it's because I was so afraid that aliens existed in that movie. Made it feel like aliens were real. I don't know. But for whatever reason, I couldn't watch ET all the way through until I was an adult. I can see being young. That movie freaking you out. Yeah. And then there are guys with flashlights looking for the alien. That's creepy stuff. Goonies, that. A little bit. Anytime I saw, like, a Jeep Cherokee, someone that family would drive, they'd freak me out. Be like, that's the Fratelli's. Oh, my God, I remember that. Yeah. They would drive a Jeep here, telling the bad guys. Yeah. The mom and the two. Two guys. Raymondo, do you have one? Yeah. Lion King, Death. And then also those hyenas. I always. I thought I was going to the cartoon. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I was going to grow up alone watching that thing. Well, you went like. Like, alone cartoon. Yeah. Animated. Yeah. And you thought, you're alone. I hated the very probably first 30 minutes of the movie. It's fine. After that, it gets better. Thank you. Yeah. Once Pumbaa comes out, it gets better. Simone. Oh, hakuna. Matata. Singing that, then life just gets easier, right? My day, mine was Twister. Grew up in a trailer park, so I was like, if there's ever a twister, like, we're done for. I was so freaked out, and that's why I watched that movie so much, to face my fear. That was a. That's a good one. Twister. That was. Yeah. Anything. Natural disaster. Amy's like, Freddy Krueger. No. Amy. No. That's. That's a horror movie. Morgan. That one reminds me of Armageddon. Armageddon also freaked me out. That was a documentary, right? It was a documentary. Dang. I thought Armageddon was so good. Yeah. I watched it again. It's not as good, man. It doesn't hold up. No, not when you're 45 years old, but, like, when she touches the screen. Mm. Mm. It's like. Like, I remember watching that and crying at the movie theater. That's so weird, because we were, like, teenagers. Morgan was a kid. Like, I looked it up. When it came out. I was 98. I was like, dang. So she was, like, 7 when she watched that movie. They put it on during. They put Twister and Armageddon on during, like, my school classes, and I'd freak out. That's too much. Gosh. They would show that Twisters and. Yeah, I feel like that would be scary for kids that have to actually live with tornadoes all the time. Yeah. Kansas. They're showing twisters, right? What the heck? All right. Interesting. Thank you. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two. We have got some outfit controversy constantly going on in this studio. First it was Lunchbox in the hoodie, and now it is Eddie in the cardigan. And. No, not that cardigan like in the Taylor Swift song. This is a completely different cardigan, although gifted from a country artist and a little like the ones Bobby has been wearing. Number five. A lot of people have come to me making fun of Eddie, and I wanted to wait till after we got out of last week. It was kind of hectic. But they were making fun of your sweater. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they were. Multiple people have sent me messages. Amy wanted to do a whole segment, and this is brutal. This was a brutal takedown of Eddie. What she wanted to do a whole segment of what makes you laugh the most and then say, that sweater you're wearing last week, Amy. Like, she wanted us all to suggest what has made you laugh the most lately? Because when I was, like, when I came in, Amy laughed at me for a Good. Five solid minutes. Eddie was wearing Lloyd Christmas. Like, just like a big cardigan is a little. Little. It's a little too big for him. I think that was probably part of it. Oh, is that not how you wear it? I thought that's kind of the style was just a little too big. But, Amy, what did you find funny about it? Well, you know that saying, hurt people, hurt people? I think that I've been waiting for about, I don't know, 16 years for someone to, like, do something like that. Because I wore a sweater like that one day, and you and Lunchbox made fun of me for so long, I cried, and it was horrible. And we said it looked like the sweater from Dumb and Dumber. Right. And that is sort of. No, no, no. Y'all went on and on and on, and so much so that I did cry. I blame that on my hormones at the time. But when Eddie walk. I now know what y'all felt that day because I could not stop laughing. But I think some of that was my hurt coming out to, like, be like, now I get to pin this on Eddie. And it is so funny. It almost looked like the same sweater. Yeah. What's interesting, though, is do you know how that feels, being like you were the victim and now I'm the victim? You know how I felt? Yes, I know how you feel, but I also know how Lunchbox and Bobby felt, and it's funny. So. Okay, I just want to go through the room here. Okay. Lunchbox wants to talk about. And everybody's finding ways to talk about your sweater without just talking about your sweater. Lunchbox wants to talk about. Eddie was trying so hard to be you, is what he told me. Of course. Yeah. I mean, all of a sudden, Bobby's in this sweater season where he's wearing sweaters every day, and I don't know what kind of sweaters they are, but then all of a sudden, Eddie goes out and buys a sweater so he can be just like Bobby. Like, look at me. I wear sweaters, too. And you see it all the time, how Eddie tries to copy Bobby's style. And it's like, dude, let Bobby have the sweaters and whatever you were wearing. This is like a cardigan sweater thing. That's what you're wearing. I was like, what does that mean? So. And then I got a note from Eddie, aside from everybody going, amy was being so mean to me yesterday. I know. I think he's hyping that up a little bit. No, I just laughed at me. And then I said, what's so funny, Bones. I kept saying, what's so funny? What's so funny? She said, don't worry, we'll talk about it on air. How does it make you feel that they were laughing about your clothes? It didn't make me feel good at all. Because I will say one thing. Seriously. Here's the one thing. I don't ever buy clothes for myself. Never. My wife will come home, she'll be like, hey, I found this at the store. I thought you'd like it. Bobby gives me his clothes, I wear it. I think that's awesome. Thank you, Bones, for doing it. Is what I thought. I thought instantly. Bobby gave him a sweater. That's exactly. Sweater was a gift from George Burge. He gave it to me. It's been sitting in my closet for, I don't know, about a month. And I go, how can I wear this? Well, put it back. I don't know when to wear this. And you know what? I went out on a limb. I tried it, Bones. I put it on, and first thing happened, when I walked to the door, they laughed at me. You can go. Go to our socials and look at it. Morgan, what's the Getty sweater? Did you have any thoughts on it when you saw him wearing it? I was a little confused. I thought he might be trying to imitate you. Yeah, exactly. But now do you guys understand that I don't buy my clothes, so I don't ever try to imitate Bobby? Well, that's why I thought maybe he gave you that and so you guys were twins. But if that's a gift, that's not me imitating him. Some of the imitation, if I could say. Now, I think I gave you both the things you're wearing right now. Correct. So that wouldn't be imitation. That would be Eddie wearing something that I used to wear. No, no, I used to wear is fine. I'm saying it was just funny how you're wearing sweaters all the time now, and then all of a sudden, he has a sweater he wants to wear. It was like, huh, weird. I just wanted to address the fact that everybody was making fun of Eddie's sweater behind his back, and you guys were finding ways to bring it up as segments without bringing up as a segment. And you know what? You all succeeded because we just did. And now how do you feel? Not good. Hurt. Very hurt. And hurt people now. Hurt people. So what am I going to do now? You need to hurt them back. We said it. Find a way to hurt them back. That's what I say just very immature. This is just one of those moments where I'm like, what are we even doing right? How do we even get the show? That moment. Yes, exactly. Okay, all. But we're all good now, are we? No, we're not. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. Hi, everyone. It's Savannah Guthrie and Hoda Kotb from the Today Show. We love this time of year. There's so much to celebrate. That's right. Nobody does the holidays quite like today. All season long. Join us for special performances with the brightest stars. Plus festive recipes to whip up the perfect holiday feast. And great deals on the hottest toys and gifts for everyone on your list. So join us every morning on NBC to make today your home for the holidays. Gifting is hard, but here's a hint. Give the gift of connection from US Cellular. Not sure what that means. Here's a slightly more specific hint. You can choose four free phones and get four lines for $90 a month from US Cellular. Your family wants new phones. How do we know? They told us. The good news is that compared to wrapping presents, you're great at getting hints. So take the hint and get them four free phones and four lines for $90 a month. 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Listen, decide for yourself what you would have done. Number four. Morgan, what happened? Well, I went to a concert and my family was there, and I decided to leave a little bit early to go grab the car. So I'm walking out in this parking lot by myself, and I happen to see a guy peeing by his truck. And I'm like, okay, awkward. And I kind of fumble and I like, turn around to keep walking. And I don't know if he sees that I saw him, but he turns around and just looks at me and goes, you want to see my. No. Oh, he's. Yeah. I didn't know if I could say the word question. Okay, mini quote. First of all, I know that's. That's a no, you know, no, don't do that. Second of all, when he was peeing by his truck. Was he peeing away from everybody where you couldn't see it? And he was just kind of like, yeah, I could just see his backside. And you heard the stream happening. I think we've all still pretty public. I've been there, but I've been where I've had to pee somewhere and I do a bush and you're like, please don't look. But also, if it's after a concert, probably drunk, right? Yeah, I'm sure he had been drinking. Do you think he was saying that because he was like a pervo or he was just so drunk and embarrassed that you walked up on him? I think. I think it was probably not the embarrass because I don't feel like guys get embarrassed by peeing in the middle of that. He was out there. He's like, no big deal. It was like a confident, like, you want to see my. And I was like, did that just actually come out of your mouth? So I don't know if he was a perv or he was like hitting on me in a weird way. Well, that's not the way to hit on. I've learned a lot of ways to hit on. That is not the way to hit on. I agree. What was your answer? I said, absolutely not, sir. And I just like, took my hand over my eyes and I kept walking. Was it to the point where you felt like he was out of control, that you needed to call the cops, or was he just drunk and peeing get back in his truck? I think it was going to be the latter. I didn't call the cops, but I did start walking. I picked up the scale of my walking a lot faster. And then what concert was it? It was for the big 98 Friendsgiving, so it was out of the Opry, too, but it was country. Yeah. Not saying that it was all right in any. Any whatsoever. Okay, so here's. Here's my final verdict here. I'm okay with you not calling the cops because he wasn't like walking around showing, saying, who wants to see it? Like, trench coat guy. Yeah, yeah. Didn't that happen somebody here in Walmart parking lot? Oh, man. On the show. Maybe it's one of our interns where that. Because it's a different. I think this guy was way drunk. I'm glad you said no. Did you think there's a world I'd say yes, maybe for a bit. Yeah. Prove it. Prove it. What do you got? But yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. But I don't think I would have called the cops if I felt like he was just drunk and just getting in his truck. Amy. No. Am I wrong? I don't know. I mean, the way Morgan is telling it, I don't think you ever felt like that he was a threat to anybody else. Violated in a way, as more of like, okay, you're being ridiculous. Keep walking. But if, you know, if that energy changed, then you need to call somebody. Good point about the energy change. I think if he asked me that and I'm walking, I would have said yes. I pulled my phone out and just. And just been like, all right, you want to talk a game? Let's go. Hey, man to be proud of. It's like cold night out in the parking garage. But anybody listening that's thinking that might be funny. It's not. Because for any woman that can. That's a very, like, you're instantly put in a situation where no matter what you say, like, what. What is going to cause him. Someone to react a certain way. Yeah. I'm just saying, for me, I'm not a woman. Oh, I know. I'd have kicked him right in his pecker, too, if it like, he'd have been close. Whack. With my phone out. Oh, yeah. And I put that on. Tick tock. Hashtag pecker whack. Which could be taken. That seems weird. Yeah, that's weird. Morgan, I'm sorry that happened. But you didn't see it. I thankfully know. And he was just drunk. I've walked. I've walked up a parking garage. The stairs and why do people pee in parking garage staircase stairwells? Oh, they smell like they can go in privately. No, I know, but it's weird. I walked right in, and I did see a dude's wiener, and he's just peeing away. And I didn't call the cops because he was just. He was drunk peeing the stairwell. Why do we pee in the stairwell? But I mean, I used to do it all. Privacy. No. Ain't that private. People are coming up on it. Smells so bad in every stairwell of a parking garage like that. They didn't even ask me. I just saw it. Morgan, I'm sorry that happened. Yeah. But also, I have a question. Why do guys pee outside when you guys never have lines for your bathroom? Because we easily can. And we can go anywhere at any time without having to walk to the bathroom if it's outside. It's an unfair situation because we don't have to squat. We don't have to do. It's pretty easy. Yep. We can go anywhere. We have a pointer. We have a laser pointer. Yeah. And so we can actually point it to a place we know is not. But this guy shouldn't have done that. So I'm not saying that I made a couple jokes. Haha. I'm funny guy. But you shouldn't do that. But that's why we can do it. It's very easy. Yeah, we can. I pee sometimes. I'll pee in the back. What? You know, let me tell you something about my dog, Stanley. He thinks he owns a place because I will go in the backyard, I take him out, I'll pee on a bush. He will see me doing it from across there, sprint over and pee on top of my pee to let me know. He now, you don't own this, buddy. That's his bush. You're a dog. You want to not eat, I won't feed you. It's unbelievable. He pees on top of my pee. He's marking my territory. Hilarious. So that we do it sometimes. He was not even looking. And I'll pee when he's not looking and he'll walk all the way back and go like, huh? And go right over to him pee. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Anyway, I think him and my wife are having an affair. All right, I'm kidding. All right, thank you. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two, lunchbox gets accused for many things, but this one I did not see coming. He was accused by a neighbor of being a porch pirate, and the cops almost got called. Number three, lunchbox was accused of being a porch pirate. What happened? So it was over the Thanksgiving holiday, and one of our neighbors that we are friends with, they live a couple blocks over. We knew they were out of town. I was out walking the dog and I look and I see a package on their front porch. I'm like, well, they're gonna be gone for a few days, so let me just go grab it. So I walk up, get it and walk on with the dog, and I get maybe a house two houses away when I hear, hey, hey, hey, I saw you take that package. Oh, no. And I'm like, what? Do you not know these people? I don't know the guy. And he's like, I know you don't live there. And I saw you take that package, go put it back. And I'm like, no, no, no. Like, we're friends. Our kids are friends with their kids and they're out of town. He goes you're not the homeowner. I saw you take that package. Do I need to call the police? When did you start to get mad back? And then I'm like, no, no, no, no, we can call them. I know you. Oh, I love it. Challenge them. Call the police. No, not the police. No, no, I said, we can call. Dang. I thought you were going to call the police. I said, here, we'll call the homeowner. They'll tell you they're out of town, man. And then I know them. He's like, call them. It sounds like an elf when he sees Santa. I know him. Best part. So did they believe you? They're like, okay, call them. And they got on. We got on the phone with the homeowner. So embarrassing. And they backed up my story. And the guy was like, okay, I just saw it. And I know that people steal packages, and I didn't want you to get. Be a victim. Well, yeah, you gotta appreciate that. I was gonna ask you, what are your thoughts on that? After the whole situation went down, man, it was pretty cool. I mean, I thought I was. I thought I was doing something nice, you know? See, here's the thing. I tried to do something nice, and this is what happened. You get met with. You get met. Met with. Hey, you're a robber, you're a stealer, you're a porch pirate, whatever you call it. And I'm like, man, I'm just trying to help out the community. This is why I don't do a lot of nice things. I mean, but if he shows up with, like, his hoodie and his way he's normally dressed, it makes sense. That's why he doesn't do nice things. That's it. He's often penalized by doing them. And so was the neighbor embarrassed when it was all said? No. He was like, all right, all right. I just, you know, I'm just looking out for my neighbors. I don't hate that either. I feel like this is just a bit unfortunate. Although I know how I am. And as soon as I'd been like, call the cops. I'd been like, yes, please do call them. Please do. I'll sit right here. And I would have sat down in the middle of the road and just been like, please, I will wait. Please call the cops. You would do that? Oh, for sure. Why not? Yeah. Be hilarious. And I start recording it. Put on TikTok, because you're not in the wrong. Yeah, call the cops. I'm right here. I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you weren't stealing. I wasn't stealing. I was doing the friendly thing of not. You really weren't stealing, right? No, no. 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So Amy had a list of signs that you're healing, even if you maybe don't think you are. So she decided to test Bobby on them. He did it all on the air. Super vulnerable of him. And we checked in to see how Bobby is doing with his mental health and these signs and if he has any growing left to do. Number two. He's decided she wants to do a mental health check on me and she wants to do it on the air, which is pretty vulnerable to me, but I'll accept. Go ahead. What is this? I have signs that you are healing that aren't so obvious. So I will ask the question and you say how you're doing with it, like yay or nay? Although I do feel like I'm in a pretty good mental health space. Personally, I feel like you've shared that recently. So that's why I thought we would do a mental health check in. Professionally, I'm about to kick the walls in of every part of this building. But personally, I feel like I'm in as good a spot as I've been in. Okay, go ahead. Number one, you are quicker to notice when you're feeling off. For sure. I can come in and tell Mike or somebody, be like, I'm off today. Like, watch out. I'm going to kick some walls in. Yes, I know. I used to not notice. It used to be like, I didn't notice and get out the way. But yeah, yeah, I noticed for sure. No comes out a little easier when you need it to. No, no, no. Would always come out easy. You never struggled. You never struggle with no for you. Is it. I'm not a people pleaser. So, yes, we'll come out maybe. Okay. Yes, I think so. So for listeners, if you're asking yourself these questions, see how they apply to you. But, Bobby, you find yourself being kinder to yourself in moments of stress. It's a tough one for me to answer. I don't know. I think I've just been through so many stressful situations, personally and professionally, that I go, like, you've been here before and you got through it just fine. And maybe that's this. And I go, you've been done. You've been through something similar, and you got to it. Great. Don't freak out about it. Or maybe just like, at times you have compassion for your younger self based on. Oh, like, I must have been behaving that way because of this. So I'm gonna give grace there and not be so harsh. That never comes to my mind, really. Mostly it's like, you've done it before. Do it again. Shut up. You can pause before reacting emotionally. Oh, yeah. I could pause for like a week and just ice everybody out. Well, that's. That's not. No, no. This is super healthy. I will ice the crap out of everyone and been like, I'm gonna take a pause here, and I'll see you in a month. Month. Okay. Old triggers feel a bit less intense. Yes. Nice. Your inner critic's voice isn't as loud or as constant as it used to be. Different critic. It's like a new guy came in. It's like the hard. It's like, Cisco was there, now Ebert came in, and now I got Cisco and Ebert in there. Different critics. Nicer. Just. They just criticize different things. Okay. Yeah. So I got a new one. I got two critics in me now. Yeah. Alone time feels Recharging rather than lonely. Alone time. Never felt lonely to me. I love alone time. I wish you guys would leave right now. What else you got? But I think that was you isolating because there's a difference between isolation and solitude. I like alone. Yeah, okay. You're still working on that one. No, I'm not. I like it. I'm comfortable with who I am. I think that's a no. You're more able to tolerate uncomfortable emotions without immediately trying to shut them down. Yeah, I'm fine. I've always been fine there. I don't really have uncomfortable emotions because I have emotions a lot of times. Yeah, this one needs work too, guys. Working on that one. Drop this one down. There's no jot. Crap down. No. Start getting mad. Okay, there you go. Those are. Give me that one again. Listen, you are more able to tolerate uncomfortable emotions without immediately trying to shut them down. I don't try to shut them down, but I go, I've had them before. And I'll get out of this situation. Like, I can talk sensitive to myself. It's like when I lose something, I can find almost anything I've ever lost my whole life because I can go, all right, you don't remember where he put it, but where would you have put that? Like, just. You've probably been through a situation, like, the hundred times. Where would you put that? Go find it. And I'll be like, well, that's a good point. So I probably. Oh, here it is. Under these shorts. That's not what we're talking about. Really? I don't think. No, same thing. I can even remove the word emotions if that helps you. Like, you're more able to tolerate feeling uncomfortable instead of just not feeling. I feel uncomfortable from the minute I wake up to the minute I go to sleep. Look at me. Oh, that sweater's nice. You look comfortable. Yeah, I'm warm. That's about it. But when you say, like, okay, I'm not feeling emotions, which I know you feel emotions, right, like, at times, but I get the reason why. Overall, like a person. Yes. I'm in right now. I have totally feel em. Good. Yes. Then what? It's growing. Yes. I was trying to annoy you. So you feel it. You succeeded. Okay, good job. I do feel like I've grown a lot. And I should. I'm getting older. I've been through it. We've all been through it. Not everybody that ages matures emotionally. Let's put these questions up on the website. I think it'd be good for people to go see. Go to bobbybones.com, check it out there. Let's go. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two, this one was super controversial. Not only in phone calls, but in social media messages. You guys were hitting us up about this one. Lunchbox came in after the Thanksgiving break, and he was not happy with how his holiday went. Not only because his whole family got sick, but also their meal was supposed to happen at a certain time and it didn't. And then he was really mad at his wife, and then he wanted advice on how it can't happen again for other holidays. Yeah, just me setting it up here doesn't sound great. So listen here for yourself and maybe share your thoughts. Or maybe don't. Number one, let's talk about Thanksgiving for a second. I'll go to Lunchbox first. It seems like he had the most drama. What happened at your house? First of all, I mean, my house was a walking sickness. My three kids and my wife all had walking pneumonia. If you would like to hear what my wife sounded like the whole Thanksgiving, I believe we have a clip. Go ahead. I don't know that I want to hear a sickness clip. I don't. I feel like it's gonna get us sick, but I don't. I know. It's like, just him talking about it. I feel like his house is like a 1908 war tent where they put people that are always sick and they can't diagnose the disease. Yeah, like you need a vaccination just to go over there. I'm not hating because I ended up with a bit of neurovirus. You familiar? No. What is that? Sounds terrible. Neuro. Yeah, sounds like brain disease, not neuro. Sorry. Okay, we get it. Okay, enough. It's like you get it from, like, either food or contagious. It was like two days of just, like. Not to be gross, but I slept on towels. Oh, no. What? Just in case I threw up. Or threw up out of my butt. Oh. Because it was so bad. Got it. I understand what that means. Yeah. You have audio of that? No, I did not bring that. So I'm not hating on you for being sick. It's just. No, I wasn't sick. Again, you were the only one. It was my three kids and my wife. Okay. And then also my wife told me we were going to eat at 2pm 2pm is when we're going to eat Thanksgiving. Hey, let's go. You wonder what time everything was put on the table. I'm Going to guess not. 2:00pm by your tone. 5pM three hours late. Okay, like, I just need to understand how it can take three extra hours to get the food on the table. Did you ask why? So you could understand? Oh, it's just, you know, it's taking longer than I thought. And who is cooking? My wife, all of it. And mother in law. Okay, so my question is, how do we correct this? Like, what is the key to getting on the table at 2pm because we have Christmas coming up in like three and a half weeks and I don't want to have a repeat situation where I'm sitting there at 2:00, 3:00, 4:00 and I'm starting to melt away because I'm starving. Oh, no, you melted. I'm so sorry. My insides were eating each other because I was so hungry. About that. Man, that's hard. I'm just wondering, how do people get it on the table on time? Like, what can I. How can I coach my wife to be better, Huh? I can just imagine lunchbox sitting at the table, starting at 2 with fork and knives, going, slamming them on the table. I want food. You said two and I can't believe you're melting. And you're. Your organs were eating each other. Are they okay? They are now. I've recovered. What did you do to help out exactly? I made breakfast. I made bubble bread. And it was on the table when I said it was gonna be on the table. Now that's one item. So can I suggest two loaves? What? Your. Wow. Exactly. Two pans beyond. Not only did I stay up late the night before prepping it. Wow. Yeah. Thank Betty Crocker. Let's go in the oven in the morning. And hot and fresh out the oven. I will say that I did not expect you to put forth any effort and you did. So I'm gonna go ahead and acknowledge that. Good job. Yeah. Bubble bread is the key to Thanksgiving and Christmas. Did they say they would for sure have it by two? Yes. And we're gonna eat at two o'clock and then what? Well, what do you think the problem was? Was there like a oven malfunction? Was like a fire in the house? Did a kid get sick? It sounds like everybody was sick. There are a lot of things I can foresee. I'm not quite sure. I think there was a lot of gossiping going on, you know, Mom. So you think gossiping made the food three hours later? That can't be it. That's what I'm saying. I Don't know what it could be. I mean it was. Well, did you ask like, hey, what's going on? Because. Oh, just running a little behind, guys. Okay, so I think it's normal to run a little behind three hours. No. With that much food, I think it's. I think next time you can actually offer your services. That way if you offer your services, you can actually be angrier. Too many cooks in the kitchen. I mean, when you got your, your wife, your mother in law and sister in law all in the kitchen, I mean, there is no room for me. I am too busy. What? You're too busy? Yeah. I don't think you meant to say that. That's not what I meant to say. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, go ahead. I meant to say is there's just too many. There's not enough room in the kitchen for me and I'm doing other things. So. Not that this is the solution for you, but the solution for us was. So my sister in law had a brand new baby. That thing's like six inches long. It's crazy. I think it like came out of her at dinner. It was so small. Okay. But no, she has a brand new, it's like two weeks old newborn. And so they're, they live in Fayetteville, Arkansas, because my brother in law is one of the coaches on the softball team at the University of Arkansas. So to my delight, we went and had Thanksgiving in Fayetteville as the greatest being Fayetteville for Thanksgiving. My wife's like, you got so lucky. I'm like, yeah, this is the greatest. I was running into like listeners like Whoopig and each other like walking down the street. Oh, man. So what we did though to make it a bit easier is we brought food with us. Some not all that would make it a lot easier because there is this. Just one kitchen, there's just one oven. So we brought a few of the main things with us that we ordered and then everything else was made and it made it a lot easier so all the pressure wasn't on them to cook. If. I'm not saying you have to do that, but if this is an issue that you're worried about, you can just order a few of the things and make it a lot easier so they don't have to do all of the things. Yeah, I'm confused because, I mean, all we had was turkey, green beans, stuffing, sweet potatoes and regular potatoes. That's it. That's all you need. Except cranberry sauce. What about, do you have pie oh, we did have pie. I put the pies afterwards. Yeah, but still pies. That's Thanksgiving. Like, what else? Right. That's what I'm saying. So it wasn't even, like. It was a ton of stuff. It wasn't like we were making 16 different, you know, trays of food. 16? Who does that? Were the kids all sick then, too? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So they were probably caring for children. Just saying there seems like. Sounds like they were just gossiping, though. He says, well, what were they gossiping about? That's a great question. You didn't jump in and be like, no, I don't want in on that. Girl talk. Okay, but what if girl talk is the kids are sick, let's be sure to get the medicine, move them in and out so they don't get. I don't know. It feels like you can add a little more. If I'm going to complain about something, general for me, if I'm going to complain about something, I'm not going to fix the whole thing, but I'm definitely going to add a solution to how I can help somewhat to make the problem better. Like, I'm thinking through. He wants a solution for Christmas coming up. That's what I'm asking. Perfect. We've got one for you. So if those are the items, traditionally, whatever you end up having, just like you prepped the bubble bread before, you can prep. Help prep the night before. Yeah. Like, be like, hey, how can I help? Prep the bubble bread was easy. And that was great of you. Amy makes a great point. Keep going. How can I help prep the night before? What can I do early in the morning? How can we get ahead of it this time? Because I would like to eat it, too, or whatever. Well, I think they probably did. They decide two is the time. Yes. Two assignments. And here's the thing. I even talked to my mom that morning and she was like, there. No, no, I was on. So you're calling your mom to complain about. No, no. Oh, my God. No, no. I was just saying happy Thanksgiving because that's a nice thing to do, is call your parents on Thanksgiving and say, happy Thanksgiving. You complained, and I said, oh, happy Thanksgiving. My mom's like, oh, is the turkey already in the oven? I was like, no. She goes, oh, you better get your turkey in the oven. It's not going to be ready. So when I got off the phone, I went right to the kitchen. I said, hey, is that turkey in the oven yet? And my wife's like, no, no, we got plenty of time. I said, my mom says it's not going to be ready. I went and I tried to offer suggestions and help. Suggestion does not help when it's happening right then. And I got told, oh, it's going to be fine. Don't worry. Okay, so let's. Let's be practical about this. Instead of just going, you should do better. How about you do the bubble bed for Christmas, whatever that is. Oh, I will. But you. But you handle the turkey. That's one thing you can handle. You just handle the turkey. Here's. You can do it. He's never handled. Okay, you know what? I'm worried about Christmas, though, because Christmas you do a ham also. I mean, we're gonna be way behind. It's gonna be 10:00 at night. Okay. There's nothing we can do here, guys. It sounds like he doesn't want our help. It sounds like he doesn't want. Why don't you order one of them, the ham, and have them cook one of them. Order the ham. And that way when you're hungry at two and you're sitting at the table with your forks and going, ah, I want food. You can have a little ham to hold you over. Yeah. And let me tell you, when kids don't get food till 5 o'clock, they grouchy too. No, you, it's you. It's kid, not kids. Kids are sick. Maybe you should make them a sandwich. Yeah. Why did you just, like, not eat? Like, make a snack? Question, Question. When it was two and there was no food. Right. Were you told food could be happening at any second? Oh, yeah. It's almost ready. Almost ready. There's no way they were doing that three hours. No way. No way. They almost readied for three hours. Impossible. His wife is very intelligent. You're telling me at 2 o'clock they were like, it could be ready any minute. Get your plate ready. Yep. And so for three hours, you sat there clanking your plate. I sat there just going, okay, I won't eat anything because I don't want to ruin my appetite. Now that I get. If I don't want to ruin my appetite, like, I don't want to be, you know, Then when the turkey's out, I don't want to be like, oh, I'm not hungry. That would be so rude to the ladies in the kitchen. But this isn't rude right now. I just. I don't know. It was rough. It was a rough Thanksgiving. Well, the kids all being sick. Completely understand that. Being rough. My wife being sick and Then, okay, your wife was sick and cooking and you're. Yeah, yeah, but here's my thing. My mother in law's done this how many times? I mean, I don't even know how old she is, but she's done a lot of Thanksgiving. She should know how long it takes to cook the turkey. Your wife is sick, all the kids are sick and you're complaining that your food wasn't ready on time when you did nothing to help. Imagine if you went to a magic. Hold on, guys, I need to imagine this because I want to give him the full benefit here. Thank you. And say, okay, hey guys, we got a reservation at this restaurant at 7:00pm Cool. And you show up 7:00pm and you don't. And you don't get seated till 10:00pm like, how mad are you going to be? I'd have left. Well, I couldn't go anywhere. Nothing was open, not even the grocery store. Well, happy Thanksgiving, buddy. Happy Thanksgiving. Gobble, gobble. I think you can help that next situation. One, if the kids aren't sick, it's going to be easier. One, your wife, 50% of who's preparing it is sick. And you're on here bashing her. I'm not bashing. I'm asking for suggestions. Help. It's constructive. Like I'm trying to improve our situation. It's still very constructive. So you want us to. You're asking us to give you feedback. To go home and be like, hey, I got some constructive feedback on how we can make Christmas a success. Let's give him a one. Each of us give him one line of constructive feedback and he can write it down and take it in. Okay, I did. Okay. Now let's do it again though, because unless we like. See, this is constructive feedback, you will not interpret it as that lunchbox. Here's my constructive feedback. If you're doing ham and turkey for Thanksgiving or for Christmas, order. A lot of places do it. Great. Order one of them ahead of time, not both. Order one of them ahead of time to already be prepared. They can still cook the other one, doesn't matter which one. But it's you putting forth a little effort and having a little food there to be prepared in case it's late. Amen. However, you can help contribute the night before to get side dishes or whatever ready. Then you offer and be a part of that. That's your contribution the night before. And obviously day of. You can help out too. I kick bubble bread in the butt when it comes to big food. Don't worry about that. Oh, yeah, no bubble bread. But if he's gonn to do this, bubble bread is secondary. Eddie. Yeah. The turkey is going to take the longest. So do that first, maybe very early in the morning and it's going to stay hot for like an hour, hour and a half afterwards. That's when you do your sides. So start with the turkey, man. Get it started early. We got a lot of calls. All right, I think that's got. Guess what? We got a lot of calls on this one. I can't take them right now because we got to jump for a second. I got a lot of calls on this one. If you're calling about this and you'd like to scream at any of us, specifically one of us, you can call 87777, Bobby. That's our phone number. 87777 b o b b y. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. And that's it for me this weekend, everybody. Thanks for hanging out as always, I'm so appreciative that you're here. Also for everybody, tagging me and all of their wrapped for the year of list not only to best bits, but also my personal podcast. Take this personally. 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