Best Bits of the Week

Summary

Summary of "Best Bits of the Week" — The Bobby Bones Show (April 5, 2025)

The "Best Bits of the Week" episode of "The Bobby Bones Show," hosted by Premiere Networks and released on April 5, 2025, offers a dynamic and entertaining recap of the week's most memorable moments. The episode seamlessly blends humor, personal stories, challenges, and insightful discussions, making it both engaging and informative for listeners.

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1. Battling Scammers: Navigating Podcast Impersonations

The episode kicks off with a crucial discussion led by Bobby Bones about podcast scams. [03:00] Bobby introduces a segment where listener Morgan shares her encounter with a potential scammer impersonating a country music star, Sarah Evans. [03:56] Bobby warns:

“Podcasts, 99.9% of the time do not pay for guests. Secondly, nobody booking anything from America to America is going to offer an honorarium for 2k USD.”

Morgan recounts receiving an invitation to appear on Sarah Evans' podcast, which seemed suspicious due to the offer of a significant honorarium. Bobby advises skepticism and emphasizes the red flags of such scams, offering listeners valuable tips on safeguarding themselves against fraudulent offers.

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2. "Tell Me Something Good": Sharing Uplifting Stories

Transitioning to the "Tell Me Something Good" segment, hosts Bobby, Eddie, and Scuba Steve share heartwarming personal anecdotes.

• [07:21] Scuba Steve proudly announces:

  “I brought in another foster dog this week. Her name was Belle... she already got adopted.”

• [08:29] Eddie shares a tense moment when his 6-year-old son choked on a curly fry at school, emphasizing the importance of having knowledgeable teachers:

  “Fortunately, she knew the Heimlich maneuver... I'm just so grateful that he had a teacher there.”

• [10:57] Bobby highlights a surprising success story about his former waiter, Johnny Claussen, who secretly pursued songwriting and successfully landed a publishing deal, even contributing to Blake Shelton’s hit:

  “Johnny wrote Blake Shelton's 'Texas.' He’s kind of killing it now.”

These stories underscore the show's commitment to spreading positivity and celebrating personal victories.

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3. Celebrity Sightings: Lunchbox’s Star Encounter

In a lighter segment, Lunchbox engages the hosts in a playful guessing game about spotting an A-lister in the wild. [12:15] The conversation revolves around identifying who Morgan saw, leading to the revelation that it was none other than Reese Witherspoon.

“We had dinner with Reese Witherspoon.”

This playful exchange showcases the hosts' camaraderie and their genuine excitement over celebrity encounters.

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4. "60 Seconds to Rant": Venting Daily Frustrations

The "60 Seconds to Rant" segment provides the hosts with a platform to express their pet peeves and daily annoyances.

• [22:01] Bobby vents about the displeasure of raisins in trail mix:

  “I hate raisins. They make the trail mix bad.”

• [23:30] Morgan shares her struggles with discontinuing Botox treatments, leading to painful laser sessions and the inconvenience of wearing hats:

  “When I stop getting Botox, my eyebrows are no longer in the same spot... I'm going to be living in hats.”

• [26:17] Eddie humorously complains about his uncertainty regarding a potential trip to Turkey, blending humor with relatable travel anxieties.

These rants inject humor into everyday frustrations, making the segment both entertaining and relatable.

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5. The Marshmallow Eating Challenge: A Sweet Contest

A standout moment in the episode is Bobby Bones introducing a daring challenge: eating a 25-pound bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows within four hours for a prize of $1,500. [22:00]

“If you can eat this in four hours or less, I'd give you $1,500.”

The segment unfolds with playful debates among Lunchbox, Eddie, and Morgan about the feasibility of the challenge, highlighting concerns over health implications and the sheer volume of marshmallows. The hosts engage in spirited discussions, showcasing their chemistry and humor:

[46:07] Lunchbox: “I think the bag is too big. I don't think it's doable.”

Despite the skepticism, Bobby remains persistent, offering additional incentives and adjusting the challenge parameters to encourage participation. The segment ultimately emphasizes camaraderie and the entertaining dynamics among the hosts.

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6. Storytelling and Promotions: Bone Valley Season 2

Lunchbox narrates a gripping tale about being the son of a killer from "Bone Valley" Season 1, blending fictional storytelling with promotional content for Season 2.

[20:37] Lunchbox: “At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.”

This segment seamlessly integrates suspenseful narrative elements with podcast promotions, enhancing listener engagement and anticipation for upcoming content.

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7. Chair Building Competition: Eddie vs. Morgan

Concluding the episode is a hilarious chair-building competition between Eddie and Morgan, supervised by Bobby Bones. The challenge involves assembling an ergonomic office chair from scratch. [70:55]

As the hosts attempt to put together the chair, the segment is filled with playful sabotage, technical mishaps, and humorous banter:

[75:00] Lunchbox: “I'm gonna ruin with you. I think I stripped a screw.”

Despite the chaos and setbacks, Eddie emerges as the unlikely champion, having assembled the chair successfully amidst the turmoil.

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Final Thoughts

The "Best Bits of the Week" episode masterfully balances humor, personal stories, and engaging challenges, wrapped in the hosts' dynamic camaraderie. Notable quotes like Bobby’s advice on podcast scams and Morgan’s candid rant about cosmetic procedures add depth and relatability to the show. The episode not only entertains but also fosters a sense of community among listeners, making it a standout installment in "The Bobby Bones Show" repertoire.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones [03:56]: “Podcasts, 99.9% of the time do not pay for guests...”

• Scuba Steve [07:21]: “I brought in another foster dog this week. Her name was Belle... she already got adopted.”

• Lunchbox [22:00]: “If you can eat this in four hours or less, I'd give you $1,500.”

• Eddie [08:29]: “What are you talking about? It was somebody at lunch and he couldn't breathe.”

• Morgan [23:30]: “When I stop getting Botox, my eyebrows are no longer in the same spot...”

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This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the "Best Bits of the Week" episode, providing an insightful overview for those who haven't listened while highlighting the show's key moments and engaging interactions.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia. I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast, Math and stories from the frontiers of marketing. I'm having conversations with some folks across a wide range of industries to hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons they learned along the way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like chairman and CEO of Elf Beauty, Tarang Amin, legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist Jewel.

[Lunchbox]

Being a rock star is very fun, but helping people is way more fun.

[Bobby Bones]

And Damian Maldonado, CEO of of American Financing.

[Lunchbox]

I figured out the formula. I just have to work hard, then that's magic.

[Bobby Bones]

Join me as we uncover innovations in.

[Lunchbox]

Data and analytics, the math, and the.

[Bobby Bones]

Ever important creative spark, the magic. Listen to math and Magic on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Lunchbox]

Are your ears bored?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Are you looking for a new podcast that will make you laugh, learn and say que?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Then tune in to locatora radio season 10 today.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, now that's what I call a podcast. I'm the. I'm Diosa.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Mala, the host of Locatora Radio.

[Morgan]

A radiophonic novella, which is just a.

[Lunchbox]

Very extra way of saying a podcast. Listen to Locatora Radio Season 10 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

From the producers who brought you Princess of South beach comes a new podcast, the Setup. The setup follows a lonely museum curator, but when the perfect man walks into his life. Well, I guess I'm saying I like it.

[Lunchbox]

You like me. He is too good to be true. This is a con. I'm conning you to get the Dalama painting.

[Bobby Bones]

We could do this together.

[Scuba Steve]

Listen to the Setup on the iHeartRadio.

[Eddie]

App, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Scuba Steve]

This is Mel Reed, LPGA Tour winner.

[Bobby Bones]

And six time Ladies European Tour winner.

[Scuba Steve]

And Kyra K. Dixon, NBC sports reporter and host.

[Bobby Bones]

And we've got a new podcast, Quiet please.

[Scuba Steve]

With Mel and Kira. We are bringing you spicy takes on.

[Bobby Bones]

Sports and pop culture.

[Scuba Steve]

Some interviews with incredible people who have.

[Lunchbox]

Figured how to make golf their superpower.

[Scuba Steve]

An iHeart wins sports production in partnership.

[Bobby Bones]

With Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Morgan]

Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Why would you do that to me? Los Angeles, 2021.

[Bobby Bones]

A friendly neighbor appears out of nowhere.

[Morgan]

And promises to make all my dreams come true.

[Lunchbox]

Let's not forget that David Bloom was a professional con artist, so you didn't stand a chance.

[Morgan]

But my dreams soon turned into a Nightmare. I'm Caroline D'Amore. Listen as I take down my scammer on Once Upon a con on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Part two. She's breaking down the top seven segments.

[Bobby Bones]

From the Bobby Bones show this week.

[Scuba Steve]

What's up, friends? Thanks for being here this weekend. You're probably here to catch up on the Bobby Bones show this week, and I've got lots of good segments for you guys. But before we get into it, I want you to check out part one in part three, or after you listen to this, check out part one. In part three, I had Abby join me and we talked about all things life on part one, especially the crazy tornado warnings and alerts and things that have been happening in Nashville this past week, and something totally crazy she found in her canned spinach. And then in part three, we answer listener Q and A, as always. So check both of those out before or after this. I love you forever, but if you just want to listen to this, that's okay, too. So let's get into it. We have another potential scamming the scammer set up happening. Amy got an email, and it's somebody in the country music world that they're impersonating. So we may even get this country music person involved to truly scam the scammer even harder than we did last time.

[Bobby Bones]

Number seven. So Amy was invited on another podcast, and it was Sarah Evans, podcast country star. And it also felt like a scam. So we said, hey, get in touch. Say yes, you want to do it. It felt weird because her studio is right down the road, but they wanted to do it virtually right? And they said they were going to pay you.

[Morgan]

They said there would be an honorarium. Yeah, honorarium. Yeah, honorarium.

[Bobby Bones]

Which is not something somebody.

[Morgan]

We don't even know how to say it.

[Bobby Bones]

So what did you do? What? You reply back and say what?

[Morgan]

I just. Whatever you told me to say that day, I just said, yeah, I'm very interested. But I'm curious, what is the honorarium?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. What are they going to pay you?

[Morgan]

Okay. 2,000 USD.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, those US dollars, man. Okay.

[Morgan]

They said regarding the honorarium, it's a paid podcast proposal and we'll pay you 2k USD for this particular podcast episode.

[Bobby Bones]

Podcasts, 99.9% of the time do not pay for guests. Secondly, nobody booking anything from America to America is going to offer an honorarium for 2k USD. Thirdly for USD. So you haven't replied yet?

[Morgan]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

And did they give you dates on when you could do it?

[Morgan]

Yes, they said the interview will be held from April 5 to April 26. There are a total of three episodes per week, like Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. So I guess I could pick which day in that window.

[Bobby Bones]

Those are the scamming days. That's the days that they scam. Go ahead.

[Morgan]

And they said, best regards, Craig Dunn.

[Bobby Bones]

So Craig again is part of her management team. So they picked the right name. So I would reply back and say, hey, I would love to do it. What hours and pick a weekday. Because I could probably get Sarah to come up here and be on the receiving end of them scamming as her hilarious.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's next level.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be a twist, right? I bet they wouldn't even know.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they wouldn't know who she is.

[Bobby Bones]

Because they're just probably picking people. The last guy's from India. So reply.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but I mean he just picked a random name. I mean they've really done some research. Like if they know Craig Dunn, they maybe know Sarah. I mean they did say Craig Dunn, senior and talented agent again, which for.

[Bobby Bones]

Those that didn't hear it because I didn't hear it the first time, it's a talent agent.

[Morgan]

But they.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless he thinks he's just a talented agent. The three days were what days?

[Morgan]

Between April 5 and April 26. You pick a Tuesday, Thursday or Saturday.

[Bobby Bones]

So offer them up the Tuesday or Thursday. Say, hey, give us a few Tuesday Thursday options. And we would love to do it on one of those days and try to get one like late morning.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And then I'll just call Sarah and I think it would be the ultimate hilarious bit if when they get on to interview, Sarah's there. Yeah. Waiting to talk to Sarah Evans. Let me know how that goes.

[Lunchbox]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

[Scuba Steve]

Number two, we do a segment every day on the Bobby Bones show called Tell me something good. And it's all kinds of good news stories from all across the country. But this week we had some personal tell me something good stories to share. Bobby, Eddie, myself, we all had some very, very good things that happened in our lives to us, with us, about us. You know, all the things.

[Bobby Bones]

Number six, personal tell me something goods. Hit it, Ray. Come on, it's time for the good news.

[Lunchbox]

Tell me something good.

[Bobby Bones]

We have a few Randomly, I'm gonna go to Morgan first. Morgan, what's yours?

[Scuba Steve]

So I brought in another foster dog this week. Her name was Belle. She got surrendered by her owners with her sibling and I took her in for the week and I'm super excited to announce that she already got adopted.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow, that got worked.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, super fast. And she's a young one, she's about a five month old. So puppies do tend to go a little bit faster. But yeah, she, she's doing really well and I'm excited.

[Bobby Bones]

So you took her and had her for how many nights?

[Scuba Steve]

I got her last weekend, so I've only really had her about a week.

[Bobby Bones]

And so they put her up on the Internet and it's like, hey, who wants. But do they come to your house?

[Scuba Steve]

No, they don't come to mind. I take her to Petco and we meet up and basically they sign all the paperwork, do all the stuff and then I pass her off. It's kind of like a, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you ever sad or are you happy? It wasn't like you were together for months. You just happy that Belle has a home.

[Scuba Steve]

Super happy. But there is sad. I mean, she snuggled with me every night. She was a little cuddler and I think she got adjusted to her life at the house. But it was only a week. So like there's definitely sad parts of it, but overall just super excited for it.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go with Morgan. Eddie, you're up.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Mine starts off scary. We got a call from my kids school, my 6 year old and they said that he was choking and they had to do the Heimlich maneuver on him, which is crazy. We're like, what are you talking about? Apparently he was at lunch and I guess somebody had dared him to take down a long curly fry and he's take down like eat it. And like he was like, watch this. And I got stuck in his throat.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, like swallowing a sword basically.

[Lunchbox]

But it was a curly fry and one of the teachers happened to be standing right by the table and he was choking, he couldn't breathe. And so luckily she knew the Heimlich maneuver got him squeezed his stomach, he threw it all up and man, like it was very scary to get that news. But I'm just so grateful that he had a teacher there and that because I don't know if other kindergarteners would know what to do if they were just sitting at a lunch table and he started joking.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. One, that's scary.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Two, hey, if you're going to do it, do it. Straight fries. Yeah, that's the lesson. Yeah, that's the or waffle. Waffle bad too.

[Lunchbox]

What's funny is later on the week we got some fries, you know, we got some burgers and fries. Like I don't want those.

[Bobby Bones]

He's off of it now.

[Lunchbox]

I'm going to pass on fries.

[Bobby Bones]

Congratulations that your kid is safe and nice shot of the teacher.

[Lunchbox]

She's a hero.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to do mine. So this has been a couple of years ago. My wife and I had this restaurant we used to go to at least once a week. It was very close to the house and I've shared this story, but it's been a while. We had a waiter that we had the same every time. We even just sit in a section and so we got to know him as well as you get to know a waiter. His name was Johnny and Johnny knew who I was. But Johnny never once in like our two years of eating there said he did music because he didn't want to like be that guy is what he said. He said, I just came in, I just want to be a good waiter. And he never was like, listen to my music, I'm trying to make it. And so finally someone else had told us, it's like, hey, yeah, Johnny is leaving. It's his last day. This is a couple years ago. He signed a publishing deal. We were like, he does music. And they were like yeah, yeah. And so we went in, he was still working there was the last last week and you know, hey man, congratulations. I did a show in town, like a stand up show. And I said John, you should come to the show. So I surprised him as then I had him come up on the stage and I said he just signed a puppeteel and he played a song, Green as could Be. And he was nervous obviously, but he played a song and the crowd cheered because it was like it was our waiter. And I played a song and so Johnny signed what they call publishing deal to write songs. Johnny wrote Blake Shelton, Texas.

[Morgan]

Oh, he did what?

[Bobby Bones]

She's probably in Texas. Amarillo. I know George Straits, so that's all I don't jinx it as long as it could be a number one. He's kind of killing it now.

[Lunchbox]

That's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

I went to his Instagram just to like check on him and I started to see all the stuff he had been doing. Dude, our waiter is like killing it as a songwriter. But he came to town to write songs. He just waited tables until he like had enough people hear him and believe in him and I think that's so cool. His name's Johnny Claussen. He didn't know I was going to talk about him. I'm super proud of him and I hope that song goes number one. Blake could use the money too. Let's be honest. So my tell me something good is Johnny Clauston, songwriter, used to be our waiter. Super excited for him. So nice job. Dinner. That's awesome. Good job, everybody. Let's play that now. I think Blake and Johnny could use a little nickel or so. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

[Scuba Steve]

It's always crazy to see celebrities in the wild, but a listers, it's a different beast. And lunchbox myself both saw a list celebrities in the wild and guys, I geeked out for potentially the first time ever in my life over a celebrity I geeked out. You're going to hear the whole story now and especially the show. Trying to guess who it was. I don't think I kept a very good poker face.

[Bobby Bones]

Number five. Morgan claims to have seen a major a lister out in the wild. Thing about Morgan is her definition of a list and ours is a bit different. Chad Michael Murray was her last a lister she saw.

[Lunchbox]

I still don't know who that is.

[Morgan]

What if you google them and a.

[Bobby Bones]

Luster means everybody should know.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You shouldn't have to google this person's a list.

[Scuba Steve]

Yes. I mean, all my friends freaked out. I freaked out. Like top of the top.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody lives here?

[Scuba Steve]

I think so. To my knowledge.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's do 10 questions. Yes or no? Only music?

[Scuba Steve]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Acting?

[Scuba Steve]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Man.

[Morgan]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Female actor. Tv.

[Scuba Steve]

Maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe tv movies? Yeah. Four. I mean, but it's not Nicole Kidman. He for sure lives here. Over 40.

[Scuba Steve]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

That's five.

[Lunchbox]

Hair color?

[Bobby Bones]

That's not. You got to ask a yes or no question.

[Lunchbox]

Unless. Is she blonde?

[Bobby Bones]

But then that cuts off. Cuts off all the rest of them. American?

[Scuba Steve]

Yes.

[Eddie]

What about married to someone famous from.

[Bobby Bones]

From the South?

[Scuba Steve]

I think so.

[Lunchbox]

I like where you're going.

[Bobby Bones]

But you don't know.

[Scuba Steve]

I don't know for sure, but I think so.

[Bobby Bones]

Anybody. Anybody else famous in her family?

[Scuba Steve]

I'm gonna google.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on.

[Scuba Steve]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

So she must not be married to anyone famous.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

So as actor American. But the thing is we did this last time.

[Eddie]

This is what I'm saying. All her friends freaked out, but I.

[Morgan]

Think her friends would have freaked out about Chad Michael Martin.

[Eddie]

Exactly. Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

You could argue that she does have famous family.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't want to Argue with you, though. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And there's no arguing.

[Bobby Bones]

Famous family. Is she extremely wealthy?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

We have one more question.

[Morgan]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Morgan]

Did you already ask about if she has kids?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I would assume she does. We can ask that. But my assumption is yes. If the. But I could be wrong, because she said if somebody in her family get chef kids. Yes. Crap. I thought so.

[Eddie]

No, you said you think they live here.

[Bobby Bones]

My assumption was I believe so.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Reese Witherspoon.

[Eddie]

Yep. That's it.

[Lunchbox]

That's my guess.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. She does live here.

[Lunchbox]

She does live here.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, dang. And did you guys talk to her?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Scuba Steve]

And I told my friends that we can't because she was with her family. They were eating. We were all at a restaurant sitting down, and she walked by, and we all were like, that was Reese Withers food. And then she sat. We all had dinner literally at the same time. So basically, we had dinner with Reese Witherspoon.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you ever try to listen into their conversation?

[Scuba Steve]

No. They were out on the patio, and we were inside, but we could see them, like, the whole time.

[Bobby Bones]

You stared on the whole time?

[Scuba Steve]

No, I felt. I tried not to because I was like, I really like her, and I don't want her to think I'm weird.

[Eddie]

Did she go to the bathroom and.

[Bobby Bones]

Then you, like, oh, what the heck? That's your question?

[Morgan]

Well, he loves to follow.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Like, that way you can actually.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's so weird.

[Eddie]

You could bump into him in the bathroom.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, hi.

[Eddie]

Hi. And you have a conversation in the bathroom. I mean, that's the easy go.

[Bobby Bones]

I would never have thought that, like, wait for them to go pee, then follow them to the bathroom.

[Eddie]

Yes. Even if you don't want to go pee?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I would. I would think that would be the case. Yeah. You don't just hold yours until they go. You just wait until they go. Huh. Would you have. Would you have said you would if.

[Scuba Steve]

She wasn't with her kids?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

And she wasn't eating? I would have absolutely said hi and tried to, like, take a photo or just be like, I love you so much. Because I love all of her movies. One of my favorite movies of all time is Sweet Home Alabama.

[Eddie]

Oh, you could have wrote it on a napkin, I love you so much. And just dropped it at the table.

[Bobby Bones]

As you walked by or as she's peeing. Drop the napkin over the top of.

[Eddie]

The stove or slide it under.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Anybody else? Anybody famous in the past couple weeks around here?

[Eddie]

I don't want to steal the segment.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have one?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

Wait, but was this an A lister?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yes. This is an A lister.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So you're back to even. Okay. You're going to steal a segment with this.

[Eddie]

I don't want to.

[Bobby Bones]

We want you to.

[Eddie]

It's an A lister.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

It's an A lister. You want to play 10 questions?

[Bobby Bones]

No, we kind of don't with you because we don't trust you. Because once you made us. It was Mike D. No.

[Eddie]

No, but I didn't say it was naylister with Mike D. This was an A lister.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I'm tired. Thank you.

[Morgan]

Okay, so who was it?

[Eddie]

Do you want to know?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, we want to know.

[Eddie]

Are you sure you don't Want to fight 10 questions? It's kind of fun.

[Morgan]

Let's play one question.

[Bobby Bones]

One. Yeah, one question. One question. Who was it?

[Eddie]

Are you serious? That's it?

[Lunchbox]

That's it then.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't want.

[Eddie]

I don't want to ruin my A lister on a one question.

[Bobby Bones]

What, are you going to save it.

[Morgan]

Until we do this the next time?

[Bobby Bones]

Were you going to just hold it for prep?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll do ten questions.

[Eddie]

Thank you. Do you want to take a commercial and come back?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I just want to do the questions.

[Eddie]

I mean, cuz people are going to.

[Bobby Bones]

Want to know, are they in music?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

They live in Nashville, as far as I know. Are they in country music?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Have they been on this show?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

A lot of yeses. We're getting close.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you ever been to their concert?

[Eddie]

No.

[Morgan]

Have you asked, are they a man? Is it a man?

[Lunchbox]

That's good. That's good.

[Eddie]

Are you asking?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, so it's a woman, not a man.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's a. A lister.

[Eddie]

A lister.

[Bobby Bones]

So, okay, let's just walk through country music. A listers that are females.

[Morgan]

Carrie Underwood.

[Bobby Bones]

Carrie Shania. Trisha Yearwood. Faith Hill. Dolly, Reba Marin.

[Eddie]

This has turned into a great segment, by the way.

[Morgan]

Taylor.

[Bobby Bones]

Taylor. If she were here.

[Lunchbox]

Casey Musgraves.

[Morgan]

But he's as far as I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Are they under 40? Oh, I don't know how to look around there.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, probably not.

[Bobby Bones]

I just wanted to know. Guys, I'll be honest with you.

[Lunchbox]

I liked your first question.

[Morgan]

Should you just say, does she have blonde hair?

[Bobby Bones]

1.

[Eddie]

They are not over 40.

[Bobby Bones]

Under 40.

[Morgan]

They're under 40. What? And they've been in here.

[Lunchbox]

And there's Lainey Wilson, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Laney. I was with Laney last week, though, so that wouldn't that'd be kind of like under. Was it Laney?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

It was not underwhelming. See? Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

I think we need hair color under 40 a lister. I mean, Casey's under 40 and is an a lister. Have they ever performed on the show?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I believe they have.

[Morgan]

Kelsey wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Casey wrong. Okay, we're out, dude. We're out. Who is it?

[Eddie]

Marin Morris.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay. Well, I mentioned Marin Morris, but you just.

[Eddie]

You didn't say you were naming the people.

[Bobby Bones]

You're right. I lost. I'm loser. Oh, cool.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Maram Morris was in line behind me with her son getting ice cream at a walk up ice cream shop.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you do anything embarrassing?

[Lunchbox]

Nope.

[Eddie]

Because she was with her son and I was like, dang, man, I wish she wasn't with her son right now. I could snap a pick or something.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't say that loud though, did you?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. But that would have been.

[Eddie]

It was an old ice cream shop where you walk up and you order at the window. And she was standing in line right behind me.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you say anything? Hello? She recognized, you know, she didn't recognize me.

[Eddie]

She was very into our kid.

[Bobby Bones]

That's called being a mom. Did you think that she probably felt the same way about you, though, where she didn't want to bother you because you saw me.

[Eddie]

She's probably like, oh, man, what's. There's lunch by. That's kind of crazy. I thought she'd want to introduce our kids. They'd be friends or whatever, but that didn't happen either.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, well, hey, thanks for your story.

[Morgan]

That was good.

[Lunchbox]

Great segment, man.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, I don't feel like he one upped me, though. I had dinner with Reese Witherspoon.

[Eddie]

I had ice cream with Maren Morris.

[Bobby Bones]

Neither of you actually did ice cream.

[Eddie]

You were separated by glass. I was not.

[Scuba Steve]

No, there was no glass. It was open.

[Bobby Bones]

I think Morgan wins. Oh, the battle. Yes, we've all met. Marin's been in here a bunch.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we've all met Marin.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness. I was so much closer to Marin than you were to.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, this is a weird. This is turned even weirder than the bathroom thing. Okay, thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

[Lunchbox]

Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in bone valley season one. I just knew him as a kid. Long silent voices from his past came.

[Bobby Bones]

Forward and he was just staring at me.

[Lunchbox]

And they had secrets of their own to share. Gilbert King.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.

[Lunchbox]

I was no longer just telling the story.

[Bobby Bones]

I was part of it. Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

[Lunchbox]

I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.

[Bobby Bones]

If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed. I never expected to find myself in this place.

[Lunchbox]

Now I need to tell you how I got here.

[Bobby Bones]

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

[Lunchbox]

Bone Valley Season 2 Jeremy.

[Bobby Bones]

Jeremy, I want to tell you something.

[Lunchbox]

Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2 starting April 9 on the.

[Bobby Bones]

Iheartradio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire new season ad free with exclusive content starting April 9th. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

[Scuba Steve]

It's always a good thing to get a little rant off your chest. Life is crazy. It's hectic. Sometimes it's really hard. But that's why we do the segment where we each spend 60 seconds getting to rant about something that's going on in our lives. And if you don't have a radio show that you get to do this on, do it for yourself in the car and just rant for 60 seconds. Set a timer, try it out. Because every time we've done this segment, I always feel so much better.

[Bobby Bones]

After number four, you get 60 seconds to rant about something in your life. I will go first. And go. I like to first shout out Eddie because one time Eddie opened a bag of potato chips. And in the bag of potato chips, there was nothing but air. There's empty air.

[Lunchbox]

Not one chip.

[Bobby Bones]

No, not one chip. And they filled the whole thing with air. And I remember thinking, that's unbelievable. And so I hated that for you. But what I hate for me is I will get trail mix. And do you know what's the heir of trail mix? Raisins. Why do they keep putting raisins won by themselves? Nobody likes them. You might find somebody who kind of likes them sometimes. Nobody loves raisins. Why are we letting raisins dominate trail mix? I love everything else in trail mix. I love a little salt. I love a little crunch. I Love M&M's in it. Love that the raisins make the trail mix bad. It's not 1890. Raisins are not dessert. It's not you. Hey, children. You all get raisins for having such good grades.

[Morgan]

My Gosh, raisins are awful.

[Bobby Bones]

Replace them with M and M's or nothing. That is the empty air in the bag.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's it.

[Morgan]

We support you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's my rant.

[Lunchbox]

I'm with you on that.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to keep ranting, but it's so stupid.

[Lunchbox]

It is so stupid.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all I had to eat yesterday. It was a bag of trail mix. Sorry, I mean a bag of raisins. It was terrible.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

That's my rant. Mine was angrier than I expected. I didn't mean to get so mad. I got a little angry because it had to be angry. Okay, 60 seconds, Amy, you ready? Go.

[Morgan]

Okay, so here's a little rant that nobody warned you about, but I'm here to do. So I stopped getting Botox, and I, you know, just wanted to give my face a little bit of a break. I'm 44 now, and I started getting it, like, in my late 30s. And I got my eyebrows microbladed a while back as well, which is like a little tattooing. A lot of girls do it, and, well, nobody tells you that when you stop getting Botox and your forehead starts to change, that your eyebrows will now no longer be in the same spot. So I had to get my eyebrows lasered off, and I have no brows, and that's why I'm wearing a hat. And it was super painful, and it's red underneath. So I have to go back for another laser appointment. And the laser actually singed the actual hair off my eyebrows and blanched them and turned them white. And so it's this whole thing that I Wish in my 30s, someone had worn me. Like, hey, either pick or choose. Get the microbladed brows or get the Botox. But don't do it at the same time, because if you skip the Botox, then your forehead's gonna change. It's just very annoying. And now I'm gonna be living in hats.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. I have a couple things to say. First of all, thank you for your honesty.

[Morgan]

It sucks.

[Bobby Bones]

And second of all, about half those words I didn't know. Yeah, thank you. But I'm sure a lot of probably.

[Morgan]

Cause you're not a girl. But everyone, I'm not a girl.

[Bobby Bones]

Not probably. We don't gotta say probably. Not a girl. I know a lot of people get conf. I do have a purse.

[Morgan]

Most women in their 40s, they know about Botox and they know about microbladed brows.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's why you've been wearing a hat. Cause every day You've been rocking a hat. You look good.

[Eddie]

Can you lift it up a little bit? Like, what do you mean by you have no brows?

[Morgan]

Well, I tried to draw them on, but I had to put, like, base. You know what that is, right, Bobby? Like, foundation.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I've had to use that. I say I'm not a girl, but.

[Morgan]

Yes, I know you know about concealer and stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't keep going with that.

[Morgan]

Because you do TV stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, but you just move on.

[Morgan]

But they're so red under there that I. I had to just, like, cover them in makeup and then get a brow pencil and draw them on. And I tried to do no hat today, and then I went in the bathroom mirror at work, and I was like, never mind.

[Lunchbox]

The artwork is good. I'm looking at it now. I can kind of see it.

[Morgan]

That's because it's covered by the hat. Pretty much. It gives a shadow. But if we were outside in the sun right now, you'd be like, we're guys.

[Bobby Bones]

We wouldn't notice for the rest of your life.

[Eddie]

You're gonna have to draw them.

[Bobby Bones]

We noticed. We noticed nothing.

[Morgan]

I don't know what's going to happen once it's all resolved, but it's going to be like, check in with me and. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Igor. She's like, the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

[Morgan]

Like, no. I looked at the calendar, and I really feel like maybe I'll have an update and feel more normal come August.

[Eddie]

What?

[Lunchbox]

August. That's a long time.

[Morgan]

I know, guys. It's a process. I don't know what to say.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

It's okay. Let's go over to eddie. You'll have 60 seconds for your rant. Are you ready?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Action.

[Lunchbox]

So as a dad, you know, I go to a lot of sports games with my kids or whatever, and I meet other dads, and I'm getting really frustrated with the whole, like, what do you do for a living? Because I feel like my answer is pretty easy, like, oh, I'm on the radio. Oh, that's cool. You do a morning show. That's really cool. Bobby Bones. Love it. But when I ask them, it's always something like, I do logistics for conveyors. Like, what does that mean? Like, be a little more specific. Oh, I do project manager for something. Something. I don't know what that means. If you're the guy that makes sure the ketchup goes in ketchup bottles, explain it to me like that.

[Bobby Bones]

So you want specific?

[Lunchbox]

Because I have no idea what any of these words mean, do you try Googling it?

[Bobby Bones]

I can't interrupt. I do the same thing.

[Lunchbox]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

That's on me. That's on me too. I know. That's on me too.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in person. There's no Googling anything. I just wish that they would explain it to me like, I'm a five year old. I am the person that makes sure that the stitches on your shirt are right. They're straight on. Oh, my gosh. We'd have so much conversation to have after that. But when they say logistics, I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. Conversation's done.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe it just sounds better for them to say that because they're. I was embarrassed, but they're like. And I don't want to admit to Eddie, I do the stitching in the Fruit of the Loom, but I'll be.

[Lunchbox]

Like, that's so cool. So you make sure that that's right.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. People will tell me stuff like, what's your job? Oh, I do a communication logistics product. I check out. I don't even ask.

[Lunchbox]

There are no follow up questions.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, nothing. Because it's like with Amy going, I'm sketching my eyebrows with Sunny D. I'm like, I don't know what to even say.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So 60 seconds, lunchbox and go.

[Eddie]

So a few weeks ago, Bobby came to me and said, hey, you're going to Turkey. So I need to know, am I going to Turkey or am I not going to Turkey? I got my hopes all up talking about this Turkey trip. I envisioned myself on the Turkish beaches, climbing the mountains in Turkey, traveling over there, having a great old time because I've never traveled anywhere in this world. And it would be amazing. I've looked at things online and sometimes my kids are talking to me going, dad, dad, dad, dad. I'm like, oh, what? It's because I'm daydreaming about Turkey this summer. I've been thinking, man, can I do this? I don't know. I may be in Turkey at that time. People like, hey, you want to get together? I don't know, maybe in Turkey. So I haven't heard anything about Turkey, guys, am I going to Turkey? This guy has his bags packed. He has his imagination full of what it's going to be like in Turkey. What? The Turkish food. I even went to a Turkish restaurant the other day for lunch to get used to the food.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, right. Am I going?

[Bobby Bones]

But that's funny.

[Eddie]

Am I going to Turkey or am I Not going to turkey. Tell me turkey or no turkey?

[Bobby Bones]

I felt like he started just saying more turkey because he didn't want to.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, he's the king of saying the same thing over and over in different ways.

[Bobby Bones]

So for those that aren't up to this segment, we talked about the travel board advisory of the country of Turkey. They say, hey, boy, Bobby, you can't fly out here and do a bunch of stuff. Tourism. And I was like, it's not that I don't think turkey would be great. That's like a six or seven day deal. The schedule they wanted, I was not able to be gone. I said, I think it'd be fun to send Lunchbox a turkey though.

[Lunchbox]

Someone that's not doing so much.

[Bobby Bones]

You said that right. And so does it differently. Eddie's is a little more someone that's.

[Lunchbox]

Their calendar is wide open.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, how about doesn't have a calendar?

[Lunchbox]

There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Sort of like Eddie's so fair too. Scuba, is Lunchbox going to the country of Turkey?

[Lunchbox]

It hasn't been ruled out that you're not going, but they haven't said that you are going. So it's kind of in this limbo.

[Bobby Bones]

Space, but that's everything. That's every big deal. They're probably still working on the deal.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Go eat more turkey dinners.

[Lunchbox]

You need to let him know. Turkey dinner.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Morgan]

Turkey jerky.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Get you in. Yeah, Morgan, last one. You good?

[Lunchbox]

Yep, I'm ready.

[Bobby Bones]

60 seconds. Go.

[Scuba Steve]

Guys, I need to know, why do TV shows have to end? They start all these shows and then you get so invested in the characters and the storyline and you spend hours of your life with them and then some of them just end for no reason. They leave you on a cliffhanger and you never know whatever happened to them. And there's nobody who ever fixes that. You just have to live the rest of your life never knowing what happened to these characters you were so invested in. And then you'll get watch these shows for hours upon hours and these new shows will come out and you'll start to watch them and then they'll disappear again. And you just go on this ever cycle of watching TV shows and then they end. It's like a constant repetitive situation of never knowing what's gonna happen in your life with TV shows. And I hate that there's all these TV shows out there that just end. I wish there was more.

[Bobby Bones]

Now we're talking about turkey, guys. She's about to start talking about turkey.

[Scuba Steve]

Put me 30 seconds. Yes. So My point being is that I would really like for one TV show out there to be unlimited and never end so I don't have to get invested.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes or no, Is she going to Turkey?

[Lunchbox]

You want to tell her why they end?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Two things. Either it's not getting ratings or streams or two a lot into what sucked was during COVID They had to. They just had to cancel shows that were doing well. I loved the. It's. It was called. The book's called Showtime. But winning time was what they called the TV show, but to cancel it because they couldn't pay people during COVID So mostly, though, it's because it's not performing how they want.

[Scuba Steve]

I know that actual reason, but I just still don't think they should have to be canceled. Like, why. Why am I investing so much time to die?

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Riley Green said it best.

[Lunchbox]

Good song.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

You guys ever been like that, though? You have a TV show and you get invested and then it just ends.

[Lunchbox]

There's a lot of TV shows out.

[Bobby Bones]

There, and then they just make another one. Just cycle. And I'm like, am I going to turkey? What the crap? Watch TV show. Go turkey. Okay, thank you, everybody. 60 seconds. We kind of did it. Kind of feel like I know what's on everybody's mind. Good job, everybody. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

[Scuba Steve]

Number two, There is something big going on with Lunchbox's hangy Bangy. He did go to the doctor, and when I say hangy bangy, I know that sounds weird. That's what he has dubbed it. It's the little dangly thing in the back of your throat. And he did eventually go to a doctor and got a diagnosis. But more than that, we even had a listener call in and be like, I think there might even be more to this. And now we're all kind of freaking out and gonna have Lunchbox tested.

[Bobby Bones]

Number three, Lunchbox has asked for a minute to make a confession. I don't know what it is, so over to you.

[Eddie]

Last week, I came in here and I told you guys my hangy bangy was in flames.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. It's the sickness confessions that drive us crazy.

[Eddie]

Well, I didn't say it was a sickness.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Is it a sickness?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, it's terrible. By the way, the hangy bangy, for those that are new, it's that. That part's funny. It's that thing that hangs in your throat.

[Lunchbox]

A little ball.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Who calls out the hangy bangy? And he'll come in and be like, it's okay, guys. It's just my hangy bangy that's inflamed. And it's usually, like, allergies.

[Eddie]

Yes, and I assumed it was allergies. Is my throat hurt? The hangy bangy man, it went. It's been a week over a week, and it was still hurting. I was not able to eat. I was just on smoothies and yogurt and I don't know what was wrong with me. So I went and got tested. Great news, guys. Not strep throat.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not a confession.

[Eddie]

Bad news. I have something that I did not know men could get chlamydia.

[Bobby Bones]

You have chlamydia?

[Morgan]

Wait, what? Men can get that, right?

[Eddie]

I. I don't know. I don't know.

[Morgan]

It's an std. Any.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you have a urinary tract infection.

[Morgan]

Y'all can get this, too.

[Eddie]

No, no. This I had no idea men could get.

[Morgan]

Why would anything. Men could get this. Like, what could it be like?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not even sure men could get chlamydia. I'll be honest with you. I don't know enough about even what. What chlamydia is. I'll look it up.

[Morgan]

All STDs are all.

[Lunchbox]

Nah, there's one that only women get.

[Morgan]

What?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what it's called.

[Morgan]

Are you thinking hpv?

[Lunchbox]

That one?

[Morgan]

No guys can have that.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's not that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That's not what you have. Listen to this. There are no STDs exclusive to females.

[Lunchbox]

Okay?

[Morgan]

It's because it's sexually transmitted.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I hear you.

[Lunchbox]

I just did.

[Morgan]

I just.

[Lunchbox]

That makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

I just felt like it. You have syphilis.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Gonorrhea?

[Eddie]

No.

[Morgan]

But. Oh, no, he didn't know man could get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Herpes.

[Eddie]

No, I knew I can get that.

[Bobby Bones]

Aids?

[Eddie]

No, I knew I could get that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

That's all I have in my breast cancer.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's. But his hangy bang. He's not gonna hurt from them.

[Morgan]

And breast cancer of the hangy thingy.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I was just doing STDs.

[Morgan]

I know. I was trying to think, what could he think that only women could get? Which, by the way, men can get that. Yeah, that's breast cancer. So heads up on that.

[Bobby Bones]

But did you can. Did you Google to see if men can.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeast infection.

[Eddie]

I have a yeast infection in my.

[Bobby Bones]

Mouth, in my throat.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the greatest segment ever in my life.

[Eddie]

I have a yeast. Yeast infection in my throat and in my mouth.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. This is hilarious.

[Morgan]

I guessed it.

[Lunchbox]

What have you been doing?

[Bobby Bones]

Eat a lot of bread. What's happening?

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Morgan]

Well, guys, Amy, I would have lost.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have lost money on that if. Can a guy get yeast infection? Nope.

[Eddie]

Exactly what I said.

[Bobby Bones]

How much you want to bet? How much you got? I lost it all.

[Morgan]

Did he just, like, swallow some Vagisil or what?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's a good point.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you been Vagisiling your Hangy Bangy?

[Eddie]

No, I have lidocaine.

[Morgan]

Okay. I think it's what it's called numbing.

[Eddie]

And it's really thick. And you put it in your mouth, you gargle, spit it out, and then there's another medicine. It's like orange. I don't know the name of it. And I had to put it in my mouth.

[Bobby Bones]

That gargle is. How you say gargle it.

[Eddie]

And I have to do this four times a day, and I spit it out.

[Bobby Bones]

A man can get a yeast infection in his throat, also known long name there, due to a weakened immune system, antibiotic use, diabetes, or the use of inhaled. I don't know what that is either. Which can disrupt the natural balance of microorganisms in the mouth. Whoa.

[Morgan]

I also don't. I would say the doctor probably advised you to stay away from.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there, like, a manlier version?

[Morgan]

Sugary smoothies and sugary yogurts, because you're only making the candida, the overgrowth work.

[Eddie]

I don't think you understand. I couldn't eat, like. It hurts so bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Because your yeast hurt?

[Eddie]

Yes, the yeast was kill. I mean, it was like. When I couldn't figure out what it was, I had my wife look in there, and she goes, oh, yeah. Did you just eat, like, cottage cheese? And I was like, no. And she said, well, there's a lot of white stuff.

[Morgan]

Oh, thrush.

[Bobby Bones]

That's three. Exactly what it is. Yep.

[Eddie]

So that's what I had to do is I'm doing a thrush, and it's just. It's really bad, man.

[Bobby Bones]

And you have to, like, check your fallopian tubes or anything.

[Eddie]

No, I don't have those.

[Lunchbox]

Did you get a pap smear?

[Eddie]

No, I don't have that. That's what I'm saying. And I told the doctor, I said, man, I didn't know dudes could get that. I thought that was only a woman thing.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm surprised they don't have a man version of it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Instead of calling it a yeast infection.

[Bobby Bones]

Even something like a yeast infection, you know, just like a little Switch up.

[Morgan]

Oh, they don't switch up. All the other things we can all.

[Bobby Bones]

Mutually have, but a yeast infection is not the official term for. Has like, a medical term like the.

[Morgan]

Candida or the thrush. Are you talking about for his throat or his.

[Bobby Bones]

It's known as candida diosis.

[Eddie]

Dude, I'm telling you, it. I don't want to wish that on anybody to get yeast in their throat because it is unbearable.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I don't wish it on you to get it elsewhere either.

[Lunchbox]

Is it contagious?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you sure?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

We told you it was something more than actually, one of us was like, I think he's got a vaginal issue.

[Lunchbox]

Somebody said that about Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Oh, guys, poor hygiene contribute. Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yes, it can be contagious. It is a fungal infection caused by the candida yeast, which can spread from person to person through either direct contact, which he is near us.

[Eddie]

No, I'm not direct contact.

[Bobby Bones]

Sharing objects with an affected person, doing.

[Morgan]

It, probably not washing your water bottle.

[Bobby Bones]

Ever. Or breastfeeding everyone. It's important to note that not everyone who. Not everyone who comes into contact with someone with thrust will develop an infection, but it can if you're near them.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, well, this is the day Lunchbox got a yeast infection. And mark it down on the calendar is one of my favorite days, and.

[Eddie]

I didn't want to tell you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, thanks for telling us.

[Bobby Bones]

I wish you wouldn't. Shelby's on the phone in Mississippi, and she's calling because Lunchbox had confessed. It's. It's a weird confession because he was sick.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

But he said he had a confession, and so we know what he was gonna say. And then he said that he had a yeast infection in his mouth.

[Eddie]

Throat.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And he said that he didn't know men could get those. I didn't either.

[Eddie]

No idea.

[Bobby Bones]

So, Shelby, you're on the show. What would you like to say? I was just gonna say that that happened to me as well, and I had went to two separate doctors because it was still not going away yet and ended up getting my blood tested, and it turned out to be like the later stages of syphilis, actually. And I had no other signs except that. And, yeah, I finally got rid of it, but anyway, it's curable. But I just wanted to let him know that because it's worth, you know, getting checked out, because that's the last thing I, you know, thought that that would be. I had no idea. And syphilis, if I'M correct. Can lead to blindness. Then also it eats your brain away and makes you go crazy. That's what happened to Al Capone.

[Lunchbox]

What happened?

[Eddie]

What?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

So any chance your yeast infection, comma, is syphilis, comma, and is eating your brain away, question mark?

[Eddie]

Not that I know of. I mean, they didn't say anything about it being syphilis. She said yeast infection in my throat, and that was it. She didn't say anything about syphilis.

[Bobby Bones]

How is it?

[Eddie]

It hurts.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, still this many days later?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Can we put him in another room, please?

[Bobby Bones]

We've tried this like eight times.

[Lunchbox]

What is he doing?

[Bobby Bones]

He gets sick and brings it.

[Eddie]

No, no, it's not contagious, dude.

[Morgan]

It's a. It's if. But also if it's. If it's sti. Like, you'd have to be gonna be.

[Eddie]

Up in my mouth.

[Bobby Bones]

If anybody on the show is like, up to no good and accidentally had syphilis, they have something to blame it on. Be like, no, no, I promise. It wasn't me. It was lunchbox. It was his throat. You know what I mean? They got an easy out.

[Eddie]

Yeah, now they have an out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, easy out. Is there a way for you to get tested for syphilis?

[Morgan]

He could be in the primary stages of syphilis. That's the beginning, and then there's the secondary.

[Eddie]

No, guys, it's yeast.

[Lunchbox]

Is that blind? Secondary.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you remember my nickname, Mr. Yeast? Like Mr. Beast.

[Lunchbox]

Mr. Yeast. Wow.

[Morgan]

When you get to the late stages. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

So we're not moving on to anything else. We're gonna stick with the yeast.

[Bobby Bones]

So now, now you're just happy you have a yeast test?

[Eddie]

Yeah, now I'm just happy I have yeast. I don't want anything to do as syphilis. Like, that sounds a lot worse.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have a way you can talk to a doctor? Is there an at home syphilis test?

[Eddie]

I don't think so. I don't even know how you test for syphilis.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, there is. For $29.99.

[Morgan]

I mean, you can go to a clinic.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, we should do it on the show.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's not bad. 30 bucks.

[Bobby Bones]

First to know syphilis test.

[Eddie]

How do you do it? Like, what do you do?

[Morgan]

Oh, I can doordash it right now. It says from cvs.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, I can for sure send someone to, you know, Walgreens, cvs, wherever. Okay. Would you take us? Would you take a syphilis test on the air?

[Eddie]

Yeah, man.

[Lunchbox]

Good for your health, dude.

[Eddie]

Yeah, how do you do it?

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good question. I believe it's a blood test.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. We can't do that. Yeah, we don't know how to do this.

[Bobby Bones]

You sanitize your finger.

[Morgan]

No problem.

[Bobby Bones]

You prick the fingertip.

[Lunchbox]

That's nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

You massage the finger till the. Okay, that's fine.

[Eddie]

And then you got to send it off to a lab.

[Morgan]

I mean, 15 minutes. You got the results?

[Bobby Bones]

Set timer for 15 minutes. Read the result after 15 minutes.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Morgan]

Yeah, just. We just need a little blood and fill the zone.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder if the store down below us has one.

[Morgan]

It's probably some earthy one, like, you know, like a natural, organic.

[Lunchbox]

They're not really a farmer.

[Morgan]

You don't want that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so if we get a syphilis test, would you take it on the air?

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. Maybe. We got a doctor that wants to come in and give it to me.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no. We can go grab one at a store.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Morgan]

I mean, Bobby's a doctor. He'll help you.

[Bobby Bones]

Of letters.

[Lunchbox]

He'll do everything.

[Bobby Bones]

There are a lot of letters that spell syphilis.

[Eddie]

That'll be bad news if I got syphilis.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you're gonna have some explaining to do.

[Bobby Bones]

It was already kind of bad news. He had a yeast infection in your throat. We didn't know that could happen.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

This is a good turn.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, everybody good on that? We're doing a syphilis test later. Are you okay? Finger prick. It's uncomfortable.

[Eddie]

No, they hurt, man.

[Bobby Bones]

They don't hurt. They're just scary.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. I don't like it either.

[Eddie]

Whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you guys ever had a prick in your body to do it? I have to do it.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. The pricking the finger is so miserable.

[Lunchbox]

Come on.

[Morgan]

How are we gonna. Oh, it comes with a test.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's go find one, and we'll do that later on.

[Morgan]

I mean, you're basically Al Capone.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That's.

[Eddie]

That is pretty cool. No, he's a pretty bad guy, huh?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Never mind. Not pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty bad guy.

[Eddie]

Okay, they're back.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay, so we will do that. We're gonna see if we can find one during the show, though. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.

[Lunchbox]

Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Scofield in Bone Valley season one. I just knew him as a kid. Long, silent voices from his past came.

[Bobby Bones]

Forward, and he was just staring at me.

[Lunchbox]

And they had secrets of their own to share. Gilbert King.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.

[Lunchbox]

I was no longer just telling the story.

[Bobby Bones]

I was part of it. Every time I hear about my dad.

[Lunchbox]

Is, oh, he's a killer.

[Bobby Bones]

He's just straight evil.

[Lunchbox]

I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.

[Bobby Bones]

If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed. I never expected to find myself in this place.

[Lunchbox]

Now I need to tell you how I got here.

[Bobby Bones]

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

[Lunchbox]

Bone Valley Season 2 Jeremy.

[Bobby Bones]

Jeremy, I want to tell you something.

[Lunchbox]

Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2 starting April 9th on the I heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or.

[Bobby Bones]

Wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire new season ad free with exclusive content starting April 9th. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

[Scuba Steve]

Bobby brought a 25 pound bag of something to the studio, and he wanted to challenge the show. And if somebody takes on this challenge, they're gonna make a whole lot of money. So you're gonna hear this and be like, what is happening in that studio? But honestly, if somebody takes this challenge, I'll be impressed even if they fail.

[Bobby Bones]

Number two, I would like to give someone on the show $1,000. Oh. Of my own money.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

This is not client money. This is not sponsor money. I would like to offer up $1,000 of my own money if someone can complete a challenge. I was on the Internet. I saw something super interesting. I bought it. Scuba, would you mind bringing it in?

[Lunchbox]

This is awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

So Scuba's walking in my office.

[Lunchbox]

Any chance we can make a thousand dollars is a great day.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's a great day.

[Morgan]

I mean, again, it could be scary.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not scary. And it is my money. I'm telling you, this is not a bit for like. It's not even a commercial. No, not a commercial. So Scuba's walking in the door now. It's a bag. It's a heavy bag. So in this bag is 25. It's 25 pounds of Lucky Charms marshmallows.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow.

[Lunchbox]

You bought this?

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, it cracks. We got marshmallows.

[Bobby Bones]

If someone can eat this in four hours.

[Morgan]

Computer went into it.

[Bobby Bones]

If you can eat this 25 pound bag.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Of lucky charms marshmallows.

[Eddie]

There'S a whole another side.

[Bobby Bones]

Heavy four.

[Eddie]

You have two holes.

[Bobby Bones]

Hours or less. $1,000 cash, man, I feel like that's doable.

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like it's barely doable. I would make it so easy.

[Morgan]

Guys. It's not doable.

[Lunchbox]

How is it not doable? Those things.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they do.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but that has to end up in your body within four hours. Like that is.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't puke it out.

[Morgan]

It's like eating us.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like a pie eating contest. Or a hot dog eating contest.

[Lunchbox]

I think you get diabetes. As soon as you don't, you're done. Right? Like immediate diabetes.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know about immediate.

[Eddie]

I think pretty soon if you do it a bunch.

[Bobby Bones]

So there is a bag, I found it on the Internet. That's a 25 pound bag of just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms. If you could eat it in four hours or less, and I'm only let one person have the chance. We're not gonna have like a part. No. Or nobody can do it.

[Eddie]

Good grief.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? 1500 bucks. Wow.

[Eddie]

Do I get milk with it?

[Lunchbox]

Why do you need milk, dude?

[Morgan]

Yeah. Do you get to drink anything?

[Bobby Bones]

Can you imagine not.

[Lunchbox]

That would be terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't care what you do, dude. Drink beer with it. I don't care.

[Morgan]

Oh, that definitely wouldn't work.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't do that. Think about it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, let me think, let me think.

[Bobby Bones]

Because this. This is a. It's basically a trash bag.

[Eddie]

It's 25, but it's clear.

[Bobby Bones]

It's 25 pounds. Oh, for 1500 dollars. If you could do it in four hours or less.

[Lunchbox]

Somebody already do this?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I made the whole thing up. I don't know. It could be the easiest ever. It could be impossible. But I thought it. That's a lot of money and it's worth the opportunity.

[Eddie]

So that's about six point.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, boy.

[Eddie]

He's mathing two, five pounds per hour.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want time to think about it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm need a little minute.

[Lunchbox]

I gotta sit on this.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me, let me.

[Eddie]

I'm trying to figure out how many marshmallows I'm about to eat.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me ask you a question. Who is out?

[Morgan]

I'm out. It's impossible.

[Bobby Bones]

So.

[Eddie]

It's not impossible.

[Morgan]

It's impossible for me. I love that and that would be awesome, but there's just no way.

[Bobby Bones]

Raymundo. Yeah. Would we be able to go the bathroom, like in the studio somewhere?

[Eddie]

Just because it's gonna.

[Bobby Bones]

You could go to the bat. You could go to the bathroom, but someone would have to watch to make sure you don't throw up. Right. And then also lunch. What was the amount of pounds of food that you tried to do with the guac? Because this is double that an hour. This is different, though. This disintegrates.

[Eddie]

The guac was different, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And guac's natural and healthy. Yeah. Just due to the effect it's gonna have on the stomach. I am out. You're out. Okay, fair enough. We could all be out. Abby, any chance that weighs more now? It's. Yeah, Scooby, Steve.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, if no one's gonna do it, I'll do it.

[Bobby Bones]

He would try it.

[Lunchbox]

I would try. I don't know if I could do it, but I will do my absolute best.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't want you to do it just for the sake of the bit. Like, I think if you wanted to try to make 1,500 bucks, I would.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But everyone's like, I don't want to do it.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

No, not yet. I haven't gone to.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I haven't gone over the idiot.

[Lunchbox]

Put me in a table.

[Eddie]

Me.

[Lunchbox]

Pencil me in.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. As a yes. Possible. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Possible. Yes. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Mike is vegan. Just bite. Even though that's not meat, I'm still saying Mike's gonna go no.

[Lunchbox]

But marshmallows are vegan friendly.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

That's just GMO free. Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's not.

[Eddie]

These are free range marshmallows, man. Good point.

[Bobby Bones]

Good point. Down to Eddie and Lunchbox. Do you want to be inconsiderate? You don't have to say yes, but do you want to be in consideration? Do you want to think about it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm in consideration for sure. I'm just looking at it, trying to dissect it.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. Fifteen hundred dollars cash.

[Lunchbox]

I like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I think this is possible.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's possible to. I'm not saying it's easier. I wouldn't offer the money. Do you want to be in consideration?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, let me. Let me think on this. I think I can do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah. Let's take a picture of the bag, we'll put it up, and maybe I'll give you an hour. So think about it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Are we talking 1500 $1 bills?

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter. I'll get.

[Lunchbox]

What does it matter?

[Bobby Bones]

It's not.

[Eddie]

It looks more impressive if you have stacks of.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, whatever you want.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm asking. I'm trying to.

[Bobby Bones]

If you pull it off, I'd rather have the money here to give you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but I.

[Bobby Bones]

Whatever. Yeah. Four hours yeah, four hours or less.

[Lunchbox]

Man, that's gonna be tough.

[Bobby Bones]

So we have three possibles. We'll come back, think about it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

We have a 25 pound bag of marshmallows. All Lucky Charms.

[Lunchbox]

No way this is possible.

[Bobby Bones]

It ain't gonna be easy, but I think it's possible. Kevin. Hey, what Camel Garnett say, anything is possible.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Morgan]

I just feel like if someone does do it, four hours of their life.

[Bobby Bones]

And hey, why would you talk against them? Let them.

[Morgan]

Oh, I'm not. But just take into consideration, like, think.

[Bobby Bones]

About fifteen hundred dollars.

[Morgan]

They could have four days of recovery.

[Lunchbox]

Four days, you think?

[Morgan]

Or longer.

[Bobby Bones]

But fifteen hundred dollars?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, the money sounds good.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I have a 25 pound bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows that I saw on Amazon. I bought it because I knew there was a bit somewhere in this. And so it's on the stage right now. And I have offered fifteen hundred dollars of my own money to any of these knuckleheads because you've. You bowed out.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. It's not possible.

[Bobby Bones]

Not for you.

[Morgan]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan bowed out. Not for her.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, no, I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike's vegan and I think that's probably even claimed for vegan. But you're just smart.

[Lunchbox]

I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Sounds weak.

[Eddie]

So scared.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox Eddie and Scuba Steve are still in the mix here. It's a massive bag, but it is a lot of money and you'd have four hours to eat the whole thing. So you've had all morning to think about it. I will go to Lunchbox first because only one of you can do it. Meaning if two or three of you say yes, we have to then decide who gets it. So you. Yeah, this. There's no.

[Eddie]

See, I had a plan in my head.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but that plan's never going to work when I have a plan in my head and it's my money. So I don't know.

[Eddie]

Would you like to hear my plan?

[Lunchbox]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd love to hear anything. Go ahead, man.

[Eddie]

I've been brainstorming in the back room.

[Lunchbox]

Brain and storming.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Got it.

[Eddie]

And, you know, pondering what I was going to do. And I looked at Scuba and I looked at Eddie and I was like, they got bellies, I got bellies. Three bellies is better than one. And we can sit up there and we split the money and all three.

[Lunchbox]

Of us attack that bag like a team.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Oh, so then you each get $500.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not fun for me. I want to see one person attack the bag and get sick and possibly die.

[Lunchbox]

I like it.

[Bobby Bones]

There are a lot of possibilities. Possibly fly, possibly die. Possibly feel better about their life. Accomplish something richer.

[Lunchbox]

For sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Have 1500 bucks to spend on clothes or kit. Who knows? But you don't have to do it. So there's no push. But I'm just wondering. But we will not do a group thing because that's not fun for me.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And this is strictly for my enjoyment.

[Lunchbox]

I did like that idea.

[Morgan]

Who knew this is what you were into?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I didn't know it was until I saw the bag.

[Lunchbox]

So if this wasn't only fans for like this.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I would start one.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Bobby's like, I will pay to watch people eat marshmallows.

[Bobby Bones]

Mostly it's about the four hour stream we'd put up for our listeners to watch. You guys eat marshmallows for four hours.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So no Team Lunchbox. So we're not going to do that. So are you bowing out?

[Eddie]

No, I'm not bowing out yet. I'm. I'm. I've got to recalibrate my. Where my head is at.

[Bobby Bones]

We have another couple segments so we're here for another bit.

[Eddie]

Cuz I said I had this whole plan. I talked about it.

[Bobby Bones]

You knew I was going to say no to a no.

[Morgan]

I did not.

[Eddie]

I had no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on.

[Morgan]

How can you think he'd be okay with that?

[Bobby Bones]

That's a terrible. That's not entertaining at all.

[Lunchbox]

Three bellies.

[Morgan]

Three bellies.

[Lunchbox]

So I ponder two.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow.

[Lunchbox]

And I brainstormed.

[Bobby Bones]

He brain distorted too.

[Lunchbox]

I brain distormed. I keep looking at this bag and I don't know how this is possible. I know that marshmallows disintegrate and probably the bag's huge. Right. So in my stomach I see it all kind of condensing down to the size of my stomach.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I bring on Donald who's on the phone who has a very similar thought that you have right now? And so Donald and Delaware is on. Donald, Eddy's talking about eating the marshmallows disintegrating in his stomach. What do you want to say? Yeah, the 25 pounds of marshmallows is easy. That is it.

[Lunchbox]

That would be an easy task to.

[Bobby Bones]

Do one handful at a time.

[Lunchbox]

He did not say you guys cannot drink. Marshmallows dissolve. The Lucky Charms marshmallows dissolve. So you would just like a competitive eater.

[Bobby Bones]

They always dip their hot dog bun in water.

[Lunchbox]

It goes down easier. So yes.

[Bobby Bones]

The 25 pounds in four hours is. Is easy. Easy? He said easy. Not even, like, mid or kind of hard or easy.

[Morgan]

Nobody in here is a trained competitive.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe just go water and it disintegrates.

[Lunchbox]

What is he saying? Like, dip it in water and it turns into nothing. Drink the water.

[Bobby Bones]

Put those mouth and drink the water while it's in there. You could do that. Listen, I don't give a crap. As long as all 25 pounds, those marshmallows get eaten.

[Lunchbox]

And that would be a lot of water.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that'd be a lot of water.

[Lunchbox]

Then the water's the problem.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

Scuba Steve.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I want to know, as far as, like, bodily fluids, what happens if we throw up? Is it over?

[Bobby Bones]

It's over. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, so. Because I was reading about it, if you eat a certain amount of these marshmallows, you will throw up or have diarrhea. So I think for that alone, I'm out. Because I am gonna throw up. I don't mind doing it and trying it, but there's a chance I'm gonna throw up, and I don't want to get all the way through it. I throw up and the whole thing is done.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd be.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Be unfortunate for you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

You could throw up at the end.

[Bobby Bones]

Absolutely.

[Morgan]

And you're not dying.

[Lunchbox]

So if I hold my throw up the entire time and throw up at the very end, once I bait the last marshmallow, then I win.

[Morgan]

Yeah, right.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't. I'm. I can't enforce that you never throw up in your life again.

[Morgan]

Scoop us back in.

[Eddie]

Like, what if you have that at two hours? Like, what if you had to go to the bathroom?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, the other end.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, what have you had to.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, guys, there are a lot of questions here. Yeah, wait, I can give you one other. I can give you one more segment to think about it. I've given you all morning. I know you have your questions. You've had some advice here from Donald, who's a professional leader or at least has watched one on tv. So I'm gonna actually go to my Instagram and post me sitting next to this bag I'm on, Mr. Bobby Bones. I haven't posted it yet, but I will. I will sit down. It is a massive bag.

[Lunchbox]

It's huge.

[Bobby Bones]

Of Lucky Charms, marshmallows, anything I've ever seen.

[Lunchbox]

It's like the size of a wrecking ball. Yeah, right. I don't know what other ball would be.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I would say one of those big cushions that you sit on beanbag. Yeah. Full of marshmallows. So I would love for someone to eat it. I would love to stream it for four hours. I would love to pay the money to whomever is able to accomplish that. I just like to see people do really cool things.

[Lunchbox]

Right, right, right.

[Bobby Bones]

Inspiring things that would inspire America. So that's what's up. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Well, I'll give you another break to think about it. Okay, this is the last time I'll bring it up. We have a 25 pound bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows in studio. Not big fat marshmallows, but Lucky Charms specific marshmallows. And I told the guys if somebody could eat the whole bag in four hours or less, I'd give them $1,500. No sponsor, just my own money. I don't think a sponsor would sponsor that bit, if I'm being honest. You can see a picture of it. It's up on my Instagram. I'm sitting beside the bag, Mr. Bobby Bones. So go check that out. But here is a voicemail we got.

[Lunchbox]

If you shove too much in your mouth, they get sticky, they get soft, they slide into your trachea.

[Bobby Bones]

They're very sticky.

[Lunchbox]

And if someone goes to do the Heimlich maneuver on you to get that out, it doesn't. And people have died from eating too.

[Bobby Bones]

Many marshmallows at one time.

[Lunchbox]

So I hope you get this message before anyone decides to eat 25 pounds of marshmallows for $1,500. I love all you guys and I.

[Bobby Bones]

Wouldn'T want anything bad to happen to anybody. I raised the price to 15.50 now.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's not the same marshmallow. This is not one of those marshmallows. This is a Lucky Charms marshmallow.

[Morgan]

It's very different.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, a big marshmallow, I'd go at least two grand. This is a Lucky Charms marshmallow.

[Lunchbox]

She's talking about the other kind of marshmallow.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, even the tiny, the fluffy. So yesterday, Eddie backed out.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no. You guys kicked me out.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but you wanted out.

[Bobby Bones]

You wanted out.

[Morgan]

You were begging.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure there's some, like, marshmallow charity I can donate this to somewhere if you guys don't want to do it. There are marshmallow charities in every city. Right? Just drop it off. I like to donate these marshmallows to homes in need. So first of all, are there any new offers? Are there any new thoughts on eating this bag? In four hours or less. Scuba, lunchbox, and even Eddie. I'll let you come back in.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Eddie. Eddie's back.

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I kind of thought I was out, so I hadn't really been thinking about this.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't worry about it.

[Eddie]

There we go.

[Lunchbox]

Just back to me and lunch.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Then Eddie can stay out. Scuba.

[Lunchbox]

So I think if we want to do this and we can't decide on it, the easiest thing to do is just a coin flip. We can flip it. Heads, you have to eat it. Tails, you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Eddie]

Who?

[Lunchbox]

Between me and Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

But you guys both haven't said you wanted to do it.

[Lunchbox]

We both want to do it, but we just can't decide on who's going to do it. That's. I think that's.

[Bobby Bones]

I've not heard either person say they would attack the bag for 1500 bucks.

[Eddie]

No, 1550. I mean.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's a different story.

[Eddie]

Different story. Like when you were at 1500, I was like, I don't think I'm gonna do it. I think I'm gonna sit on the.

[Lunchbox]

Sideline and thinking about how you do it, though. Can we. Are we allowed to manipulate the marshmallows in any way? Like, I'm thinking about if we crush it.

[Bobby Bones]

Sounds dirty, bro.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, like, crush it down almost like a kool aid powder and make a bunch of kool Aid and drink the marshmallows.

[Bobby Bones]

Have to eat the marshmallows.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

As long as you don't get to.

[Bobby Bones]

Take the in the hot dog contest. Take a blender and drink it.

[Lunchbox]

They drink water and stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

I bought the bag.

[Morgan]

It's a good point.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody has to do it. I thought the bag of marshmallows was so funny. I bought it and then. And then brought it in and was like, I wonder what I can do with this. So it can be no. The answer can easily be no, Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

I mean, I'm still in.

[Bobby Bones]

So you will go for four hours.

[Lunchbox]

After hearing that voice. I can make it easy, but, like, if he's still in, then I'm out and he has to do it.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, you guys could tag team it, I guess. I know.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I would love to tag team it with somebody. Seven fit. Well, 775 each.

[Bobby Bones]

So you guys would eat. I need to think about this. So that's like basically 12 and a half pounds each.

[Lunchbox]

I still don't think they can do.

[Bobby Bones]

That in four hours. And if you do it, you get 775 bucks each.

[Lunchbox]

Let it rip, man.

[Morgan]

It's more like.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not your money, though, dude. It's not your money, but let him try.

[Lunchbox]

Backed out. There's no way.

[Morgan]

Bobby, create a. Make it beneficial to you. Like, you're the sponsor, but, like, this.

[Bobby Bones]

Is beneficial to me to watch people eat this many marshmallows. I need to think about that.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you guys do that? Would you agree to that, though? Because again, the money's not near what it was.

[Lunchbox]

It's still $775.

[Eddie]

I got a question.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Can we make it a thousand each?

[Bobby Bones]

No, we can't raise it.

[Lunchbox]

I like that.

[Eddie]

You know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Of course you like that. You'd like it if I made it 10,000 each.

[Eddie]

Ring to it, dude. Like when I say, oh, man, I made a thousand bucks.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, exactly.

[Eddie]

People put more respect on it. Like, you only made 775.

[Morgan]

Well, then make 50.

[Bobby Bones]

But you only have to eat half of it.

[Morgan]

Do it yourself.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have an answer for me?

[Eddie]

About what?

[Bobby Bones]

Because I. I'm not leaving this bag here forever. It's going to get grosser and grosser.

[Lunchbox]

The more answers start to show up.

[Bobby Bones]

So you guys can easily say no?

[Eddie]

Yeah, we could easily say no, but we could easily.

[Bobby Bones]

Want to do it by yourself? We'll do it. If you guys want to split it over a four hour period, I think I could do that too.

[Lunchbox]

If you're down for the split, I'm down for the split. I mean, you like to tag team is there, baby?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but it's only 775.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it doesn't have a ring to it. Like, thousand.

[Lunchbox]

How much do you have in your wallet right now?

[Eddie]

Who. Not that much box. Not a thousand.

[Bobby Bones]

He always claims he has hundos constantly.

[Eddie]

Let me see what I spent. No, I paid a hundo at the.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, okay. Do you have any hundos now?

[Eddie]

No, I got two hundo.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's see.

[Eddie]

I got to check.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's see. The Honda. He has no money. He's always bragging that he has all these hundos in his wallet.

[Eddie]

I usually carry a hundo, but I had to break it the other day for parking.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, and where's the rest of that?

[Bobby Bones]

I'll tell you what. Let me play a song. We.

[Morgan]

You need to demand that they give you an answer after this.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoa, whoa. We're getting the news coming up, too, in a minute. So by the time the news is over, I have to have an answer because I'm not letting this bag sit here right because it makes me want to eat it myself. It looks so delicious and delectable. I want to go to Jeremy in Texas. Who's on the phone first? Hey, Jeremy. Hey, good morning, guys. What's up, buddy? Oh, not too much. Well, you're on. I'm just saying, if y'all are gonna tag team those marshmallows, they should cut the time in half. That's a great point. I didn't think about that. So if they're gonna eat it, it should be, instead of four hours, two hours.

[Eddie]

Who is this idiot?

[Bobby Bones]

Jeremy in Texas.

[Eddie]

Jeremy, why'd you call today?

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't even think about that. But it does make sense. If it's four hours for one person to eat 25 pounds of marshmallows, it should be two hours for two people. I. Great point. I will now put that on the list. Jeremy. Thank you, buddy. Or put lunchbox to work a little harder, you know? Yeah, I mean, I just want to see someone eat the marshmallows because everybody loves Lucky Charms marshmallows.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but those look like knockoff brand.

[Lunchbox]

No, I think those are real.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right from the factory, man. Let's go over and talk to Haley and Georgia real quick. Haley, you are on the show. Haley, hey.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, it's actually Kaylee, but no big deal. I agree, though.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why I was calling. I think the time should also be cut, because if they're gonna tag team it, then it only makes sense.

[Eddie]

And no one likes her either.

[Bobby Bones]

I do. Okay.

[Eddie]

It's not a big deal, but I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna say my name right.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, why are you hating on her for that?

[Eddie]

I'm just saying, like, she's like, it's not a big deal. If it wasn't a big deal, she would have just gone.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you going after that and not about points? Politicians do when you go after something, they totally turn it.

[Lunchbox]

Someone calls me Stephan. I'm like, it's fine. It's whatever. It's Stephen. I don't say anything. Who cares?

[Bobby Bones]

Kaylee.

[Eddie]

Kaylee, whatever your name is.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, Kaylee.

[Bobby Bones]

When I finish the news, I'll need an answer. Time for the news. Need a final answer here. I'm gonna throw away the marshmallows. So you have. I'll up it to $1,600.

[Lunchbox]

Whoa, whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

It went from 1550 to 1600. Yeah, that's true.

[Lunchbox]

Sound sounds great.

[Morgan]

That's an extra 25.

[Bobby Bones]

So it would be 800 bucks each. You would have two hours to do it Scuba and lunchbox. I don't want you doing it because you feel like you need to do a bit. But if you want the 800 bucks to eat half of that 25 pound bag of lucky charm for marshmallows, I am more than happy to let you guys, as you refer to it, tag team it.

[Eddie]

That may have been about 20 term.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Only half of the bag. I can definitely do that in two hours, though. Yeah. Half the bag. Two hours. 800 each.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not scared of that. Like, unlike Morgan's chair, I'm gonna finish the job.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would you take shots at other people whenever it has nothing to do with them?

[Eddie]

I just saw the chair sitting there and I was thinking, oh, I could sit in that chair. No, it's not even finished.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

I hope you lose.

[Eddie]

I'm just saying, like, it's been days, and it just sat there.

[Lunchbox]

People are still saying that she could have beat me. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Eddie]

I hope all of you lose days later. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

So are you guys saying right now, officially, that you will tackle the bag? You'll get two hours on the clock. We'll stream the whole thing after the show, and if you eat the whole bag together, you get 800 bucks each.

[Lunchbox]

I thought you just said it was half the bag now. Oh, I heard Happen.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm out. We're done, right? I even confirmed. You're trying to find too many ways out of it.

[Eddie]

We. We misheard. We misunderstood.

[Lunchbox]

I just want to clarify the rules, and we're all good. We understand everything else except for that, so I think we're good.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's. So it's not a quarter of the baggie.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

It's a half each, whole bag total.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Gotcha.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Morgan]

Who was confused by that? Because if y'all were.

[Lunchbox]

I heard half bag, and I was like, half bag. I'm in. Win.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Meant for half bag, half sack. Whatever you got. Let's go. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you going to do not do it because you think five on it. I would recommend you not do it if I'm being honest.

[Lunchbox]

Really? Don't you want to see it?

[Morgan]

You're doing that reverse.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think you can do it. Yeah, I don't think Massive aggressive.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, it's not that at all, actually.

[Bobby Bones]

I honestly don't think it can be done.

[Morgan]

Me neither.

[Bobby Bones]

The bag is too big. I don't think it can be done. I wouldn't have brought it in.

[Lunchbox]

800. I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't have brought it in if I thought it was going to be easy to do. So, one, you're probably going to be sick. Two, I don't think you have the heart to do it. And three, that's not cool right there.

[Morgan]

No, you're weak. It's fine.

[Eddie]

Excuse me, miss. I didn't even sign up for the challenge. Don't call me weak.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think she's smart enough to know it's going to make her sick.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I know. I can't do that. You, on the other hand, I thought you could, but I guess you can't.

[Bobby Bones]

Look. Look at his eyes. Those aren't the eyes of a lion.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Is there maybe, like, a consolation? Like, okay, no more.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm done. I'm not begging for consolation prizes, but.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just saying, like, we get it. Like, we get all the way through. Like, toward the very end, you're like, oh, my God, you guys made it so far. And I threw up or something.

[Bobby Bones]

If either one of you throws up, it's over.

[Lunchbox]

See, you guys can do it.

[Morgan]

Y'all can encourage each other.

[Lunchbox]

I believe in them. They could do it. All right, I'm in. Lunch. I'm in. Put me down for a yes.

[Eddie]

You know, I mean, I'm not gonna be out.

[Lunchbox]

Manned tag team, dude.

[Morgan]

All right, let's go.

[Eddie]

I'm in, you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

And. And if for some reason you die from this, no responsibility to me or the company.

[Morgan]

Can you just say I or something?

[Lunchbox]

You want to sign anything or just verbal?

[Bobby Bones]

Verbal's good.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Okay.

[Morgan]

I, like.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not forcing you to do this, actually. I'm asking you not to do it. I'd rather you kind of.

[Eddie]

The way you made pokes at me kind of, like, made me get in there.

[Lunchbox]

I believe in you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. He provoked me. What are you antagonizing is passive aggressively.

[Bobby Bones]

So you guys are both. We can't do it today, obviously, but you guys are both in.

[Morgan]

Yeah, we'll. We'll type up a statement.

[Bobby Bones]

I. Yeah. And have them sign it. And then we need to take the bag and hide the bag so they don't cut it.

[Eddie]

No, you would have a scale. You just put it on a scale.

[Bobby Bones]

No, the bag is as is. I don't want you guys cutting stuff out of it.

[Eddie]

I'm saying you would know we would if we did that, because.

[Bobby Bones]

And what scale are we going to put it on that we have here?

[Lunchbox]

We don't have a scale.

[Eddie]

You guys don't have a scale at your house.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, it's on. Not today, but it's on. 800 bucks to each of you if you can do the whole bag in two hours.

[Eddie]

So, like, are we going to start at like 5am and just do bits.

[Bobby Bones]

While we're going to figure it out? I can't believe somebody said yes. I did not think anybody said yes. So now I got to figure out actually the payoff here, and hopefully it's with everybody living. Maybe a little green poopy, but other than that.

[Morgan]

Or pink.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, yes. Okay. Okay. Best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two. Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed.

[Lunchbox]

To killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one. I just knew him as a kid. Long, silent voices from his past came.

[Bobby Bones]

Forward and he was just staring at me.

[Lunchbox]

And they had secrets of their own to share. Gilbert King.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.

[Lunchbox]

I was no longer just telling the story.

[Bobby Bones]

I was part of it. Every time I hear about my dad.

[Lunchbox]

Is, oh, he's a killer.

[Bobby Bones]

He's just straight evil.

[Lunchbox]

I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.

[Bobby Bones]

If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed. I never expected to find myself in this place.

[Lunchbox]

Now I need to tell you how I got here.

[Bobby Bones]

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

[Lunchbox]

Bone Valley Season 2 Jeremy.

[Bobby Bones]

Jeremy, I want to tell you something.

[Lunchbox]

Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2 starting April 9 on the.

[Bobby Bones]

Iheartradio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire entire new season ad free with exclusive content starting April 9th. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

[Scuba Steve]

Coming in at that number one spot, of course, it's the Wayfair Chair Building Competition between Eddie and myself. Now, it's a little controversial, and that's fine. We're just gonna let it be, though, because, guys, these segments are all fun and games and it's okay at the end of the day. So listen to it if you haven't gotten to hear it. But if you also want to see the entire thing unedited, go to our YouTube page. It's all up there for you to enjoy. Share your thoughts, what you thought in the process. And, you know, after this podcast, I might just have to go finish doing something.

[Bobby Bones]

Number one, it is now time. They've talked so much crap over the past few weeks. So what we have here are two chairs. We have not opened the Boxes yet. And eddie claims he's Mr. Handyman. And not only is he the best, he also brought his own drill. Not only is he a great handyman, when Morgan said she was also pretty good, he said that no woman could beat him. Okay. And Morgan is someone who's been independent, living by herself, figuring things out, and then kind of dominating. So we're gonna have a little battle here. First up, at a height of four. Levin.

[Eddie]

Ha.

[Bobby Bones]

Short.

[Scuba Steve]

Five foot and three fourths of an inch, please.

[Bobby Bones]

Five foot and three fourths of an inch. She says she's not the student. She's Morgan the teacher. And at 6 foot tall, he's got a tape measure on his right hip.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what I'm gonna do with it.

[Bobby Bones]

He brought it from home. He's got a drill on his left hip. He brought it from home. He said he's not a Mexicant. He's a Mexican. Okay, Eddie. The te hunt.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

And begin. So.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, that was awesome. Move by Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

What they're gonna have here is they have two boxes. And in the boxes, all the pieces are still in instructions.

[Lunchbox]

Don't need the.

[Bobby Bones]

And still fully wrapped. And whenever there's, like, the foam, all of that. So everything that you would get at the house. As it is. It is. No one has an advantage. Now what they're working on is a reclining office chair with massage. Oh, my God. They're throwing boxes in the room. Ergonomic computer chair with footrest. It is a really cool looking chair.

[Lunchbox]

Well, she didn't have one. Oh, well.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, she's ripping. Morgan's ripping with her hands.

[Eddie]

She asked for a knife, and then she did it on her own.

[Morgan]

That's right, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Don't let us down.

[Bobby Bones]

Retail price is $136.99. One of them has brown. Who has brown? Amy?

[Scuba Steve]

I have brown.

[Morgan]

Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. And Eddie has black. If you ever have back pain, the executive office chair has a remote controlled vibration massage to reduce fatigue and help you relax.

[Morgan]

Do we. Can we call dibs on.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we'll see how it goes.

[Morgan]

Morgans like, if she doesn't want it.

[Bobby Bones]

We'Ll see how it goes.

[Morgan]

I like that brown one.

[Bobby Bones]

It does look pretty good at this point. They are ripping plastic off of things. They kind of have a similar. Okay, you're not even using the drill. They kind of have a similar. Similar approach that they're putting nothing together yet. They're ripping all plastic off of all pieces first.

[Lunchbox]

You got to get organized first.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you got to unpackage it.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Who do you think's the favorite?

[Eddie]

Oh, easily. It's Eddie. By far, he is the odds on favorite. Morgan has to call her dad to wake her up in the morning. So to be Miss Independent, she really needs a lot of help in her life. Eddie doesn't even have the instructions. He has them face down. Morgan's looking at him like, ooh.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they're not even really putting it together yet, taking the plastic off, but.

[Eddie]

I think Eddie's not even going to look at him. He's just going to do it by eye.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Eddie]

He's already going.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan. No, he's like his toolbox flying. Amy, who do you think is the fan favorite?

[Morgan]

Morgan.

[Eddie]

No, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie could be the favorite, but who's the fan favorite?

[Eddie]

Eddie doesn't have any fans.

[Morgan]

Morgan is both.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay. All right. So I'm trying to see. Eddie has most things unwrap with plastic.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Things are flying everywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

And this can't be one of those things where there's, like, a couple pieces left over.

[Morgan]

Oh, every piece has to be used. Sometimes that happens, but sometimes they give you extra.

[Bobby Bones]

Then it needs to say that. Eddie, what do you have going down there?

[Lunchbox]

Just as I suspected. Let's start with a base here. Bobby's gonna be real easy. I'm getting the screws out.

[Bobby Bones]

So that is the package that has all the little nuts and the bolts and the screws and the Allen wrench, which I believe that's the Allen wrench they put in. That's like a L, and then you turn it. Is that what you put out? Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Eddie can't get it open.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Morgan, quickly.

[Eddie]

No, she's struggling, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, Eddie's. Oh, the plastic screws are flying everywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

The plastic's tough. It's fingernails, though. Morgan's fingernails are effective. Scuba Steve is thrown in a box cutter. First one to grab it was Morgan. Yes.

[Morgan]

I feel like this is Hunger Games.

[Eddie]

Be careful. Don't cut the carpet.

[Morgan]

Hey, Mitch just dropped right in the middle.

[Bobby Bones]

That's hilarious. Yes. Okay, Morgan has opened the plastic, and now a lot of the nuts.

[Eddie]

Eddie's already taken what he put together apart.

[Lunchbox]

Interesting. Here. Oh, yep, yep, yep.

[Eddie]

Oh, there you go, Eddie. Eddie has gotten two pieces together.

[Bobby Bones]

What pieces are they?

[Eddie]

It's the bottom. He has, like, one of the. I guess it's a silver leg. It's gonna hold the leg. It's a arm that reaches out. Morgan hadn't even got her screws out. Morgan, you better pick it up. You are way behind.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the strategy, Eddie, right now with you, are you, like, base first? Are you?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's got me doing the base first. I'm basically doing the legs right now.

[Bobby Bones]

But. But are you looking at directions?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Dragged like he wasn't going to. He decided to.

[Lunchbox]

Here's the deal, though. I'm debating whether to use this little Allen wrench they gave me or the drill that I brought.

[Morgan]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Which I can do both.

[Scuba Steve]

A drill.

[Eddie]

I mean, man, he's got two arms on the bottom. Morgan's still getting the screws out.

[Bobby Bones]

It is like if screws are out.

[Scuba Steve]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Okay, just bet on this.

[Bobby Bones]

He is going hard on Morgan.

[Eddie]

Is she way behind?

[Bobby Bones]

Her lunchbox has money on this. On DraftKings, Eddie, it's like a circle, and then the legs come out of the circle. Looks like there are four of them. And Eddie's working on that bottom base right now. Oh, five or five legs coming out of it.

[Lunchbox]

And what number is he on?

[Bobby Bones]

He's now on leg three. Oh, man, that is sliding in right now. I'd say Eddie has a bit of a lead. They're doing a different approach, though, because Morgan's being a little more specific about the nuts and the bolts in each of the legs, and Eddie's just kind of slapping stuff together.

[Lunchbox]

That's kind of how I do it. You got me?

[Morgan]

Okay. Well, Morgan already has three on, like, so she's caught up to Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, can we get a beer?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's. There's some beer. And all your cousins are here.

[Lunchbox]

Chewy.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, I've now stepped into the game to take a look. They're both. They're both working on the base. I would say Eddie is a little bit ahead. Morgan is spending a little more time looking at the instructions where Eddie's just kind of going by. Feel like you guys done this a few times.

[Lunchbox]

What? These legs aren't going in as easy as I thought they would.

[Bobby Bones]

And you know what? That's a problem, because it might not be where they should be going.

[Lunchbox]

That's true. That's true.

[Eddie]

There we go.

[Lunchbox]

I got it. Line it up.

[Bobby Bones]

What I've learned is if the hole's not ready for it, don't push it in there.

[Lunchbox]

Learn that the hard way. Yeah. All right, here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's base has four legs. He is now going on his fifth leg. Morgan has all five legs actually on the base, but her screws are not in yet. So it's still anybody's race at this point. Now, oh, Eddie's struggling with getting the fit right.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's like not lining up.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

It's kind of tough, Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

Not lining up could mean you're not lining it in the right spot.

[Lunchbox]

All right, here we go. They're in. Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie threw his down. Okay, let me take a look. Let me grab on. Eddie's here.

[Eddie]

Pretty secure.

[Bobby Bones]

His. His.

[Morgan]

Is he about to try to use screws?

[Bobby Bones]

His screws aren't all the way in.

[Eddie]

Well, he's about to screw him. That's what he's getting right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

He's getting his drill.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's looking for the perfect bit for the drill he brought from home. Could be setting him back a little bit. Morgan is on the allen wrench.

[Eddie]

Mallon wrench seems to be working just fine. She's got them all in.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

She's starting to sweat, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie is still at all. Actually, Eddie is still looking for the bit.

[Lunchbox]

Like, he's still find that bit, though.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Lunchbox]

I need a 47 incher, guys.

[Morgan]

Who are you talking to?

[Bobby Bones]

He has a whole tool bag. I didn't see the toll tool bag.

[Scuba Steve]

He brought all extras. Like he needed extra help.

[Eddie]

Work smarter, not harder there, girl.

[Morgan]

I know, but he's busy trying to figure something out.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan is grinding with the Allen wrench. Like, looking strong, like, physically strong right now.

[Eddie]

Yeah, her. Her screws are now in because she's been using the Allen wrench, and Eddie has been.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie can't find his bit.

[Eddie]

Pooping off.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, I have a broken screw.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, no. We've got our first broken screw.

[Lunchbox]

That's what happens when you use an Allen wrench. Oh, look what I found. I found the bit.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Morgan's back in on, though, with a screw.

[Morgan]

Her screw's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie is now going to the drill. All right, Go to the drill. Here we go. Oh, that does. That does not look. That does not look good, Eddie. Eddie, that. Oh, he got it. Oh, no. That does not look like it works. Dude, that did not look good.

[Lunchbox]

The Dale Earnhardt man taught me this.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that one looked a little cleaner. Four down.

[Morgan]

Okay, that. That's pretty legit.

[Bobby Bones]

He has all five legs in on. Now is that bad boy over? So that's.

[Lunchbox]

Boom.

[Eddie]

That was not good, Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think Eddie knows realize I.

[Scuba Steve]

Should bring my tools from home.

[Lunchbox]

I have the same set, Morgan. Sometimes you got to think outside the box, girl.

[Morgan]

Girl.

[Eddie]

Hey, is that the problem? Women don't think, Eddie. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Competition, Eddie. Yeah, well, there were no rules. Nobody said you couldn't.

[Scuba Steve]

That's all right.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie is now putting the wheels on the base.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it's starting to look like a chair, isn't it?

[Bobby Bones]

Bone one. That would be painful right now because there's no cushions. It's just a stick. All right. Morgan is still Alan wrenching.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, the screws.

[Bobby Bones]

Which her not bringing a drill has set her back a bit. Yeah, that wouldn't be great information.

[Eddie]

No. You just got to think when women like to follow the rules.

[Bobby Bones]

We're not doing women.

[Eddie]

No, I'm saying men don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay.

[Morgan]

Like, oh, so Morgan's following the rules.

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, no, no, like the instructions.

[Bobby Bones]

She's going, you know, Eddie's doing some sort of math here now, and he's has just calcula.

[Lunchbox]

It's calling for the number four screws.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he thinks he's building a couch. He just read the numbers wrong and work right there.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, that's going to work.

[Bobby Bones]

You found the bit that quick?

[Lunchbox]

I found the bit. We're in business, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, how you feeling over there? You almost got it.

[Scuba Steve]

I'm pissed, honestly, that he has a drill.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's not gonna help you much.

[Bobby Bones]

Wasted energy, as they say.

[Eddie]

Let's go, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

That's showbiz, baby. If you're just listening in. Eddie and Morgan are battling out building this ergonomic chair, which honestly is a pretty simple put together.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it's, I think, too complicated.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You might want to ask Morgan. She might say something different, but you.

[Bobby Bones]

Felt like a little harder for her.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, probably.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan has now gone to the wheels that are going on the bottom. Eddie already has the wheels. Oh, Morgan with the wheel.

[Eddie]

Oh, listen to that. That is the sound of a butt kicking.

[Morgan]

Oh, no, the drill.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie brought a gun to a knife fight. There were no rules about weapons.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Scuba Steve]

I knew there would be something that happened.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, look what we just found there. Morgan number five.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan now has all the.

[Morgan]

So Eddie, did you think like, oh, unless I bring a drill, there's no way I'll beat her?

[Lunchbox]

No, not at all. I carry it with me.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. By the way, it was not unfair because there were no rules.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It says put it together. How does he put it together at home? With a drill. So why would you not use the drill?

[Lunchbox]

Good point, lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Morgan has all the wheels on. She's not far behind right now. The base is now on the bottom. The wheels are all connected. Eddie is scratching his chin. Now this is where Eddie gets in trouble. Well, when it comes to Numbers just in general.

[Lunchbox]

I have dyscalcula. You know, this might not be exactly right.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it has to be exactly right.

[Eddie]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Because we. Oh, he's struggling now finding the right size.

[Eddie]

Oh, you may have put the wrong screws in the bottom.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan now has the back of the chair, which she's attaching the base to the back of the chair.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

K times 4.

[Bobby Bones]

But I already used K. Oh, no. Oh, my God. That might have been why they didn't fit in. Eddie might have used the wrong screws. Dear Lord up above, please let that be true.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I know what I did wrong. Ain't no thing. Hey, we can just fix that real quick.

[Morgan]

He's going to come out.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's going to lose a little time here. He's put in the wrong ones, but he's going to.

[Eddie]

I was going to say Morgan is putting that on a different piece, but I couldn't say that out loud until Eddie discovered it, and now he knows.

[Lunchbox]

Yep, yep, I messed up. That's all right. We can fix that. Just use the wrong screws.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's putting different screws back into the base of the back of the chair.

[Lunchbox]

Shorter screws.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan is still looking at the instructions. I've just been told Eddie only has 15 more seconds of time with the drill before it's eliminated.

[Lunchbox]

What? Oh, let's do 30 seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't get to make the rules.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on, hold on. Where's the part?

[Bobby Bones]

3, 2, 1. The drill is now dead. Any drilling? Any drilling. At least 15 seconds. Okay, the drill has now been removed. Eddie's now taking off his jacket. I've never seen paler arms on a Tejano.

[Eddie]

That's a good point. Need to get out in the sun. Hey, what's that in your back pocket? You gonna use that for anything? Eddie?

[Lunchbox]

What's it. Did you bring a leveler?

[Bobby Bones]

You brought a level?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you a carpenter? All right, so measure twice, cut once. I think Morgan has part of the base on the back of the chair fully screwed in with the Allen wrench. She's now searching.

[Morgan]

I think she's searching for her Allen wrench.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, she has lost it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. The screws weren't all the way in.

[Eddie]

Okay, she has gone silent mode. She's not even giving you commentary.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's now doubting himself.

[Morgan]

Okay, she's going fast.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie looks.

[Morgan]

Good job, Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie looks way more feminine with an Allen wrench than Morgan does, if we're being honest.

[Eddie]

He does. He really does.

[Bobby Bones]

I would still say Eddie is in the lead right now by a piece, but Morgan is moving in pretty close.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Eddie is acting like he is, like, an hour ahead. He is going slow. Oh, here.

[Bobby Bones]

So Eddie's now measuring the big pieces with each other.

[Lunchbox]

So he's Chair, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie has the back and is now connected the back to the butt. It does not look right. Dude, you're right. That does not look right. I would not like sitting that. Oh, my gosh. One of them did something very wrong, and I don't know which one did it. It right. I agree with you, but one of them has put on a completely wrong piece.

[Lunchbox]

Can't be right.

[Morgan]

Oh, so are you saying it's him?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I don't know who it is, but somebody has something.

[Lunchbox]

Doesn't look right here.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, somebody has screwed up.

[Lunchbox]

I don't even know what this chair looks like.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's now confused at what a chair does. What in the world?

[Lunchbox]

Let's just put that on there.

[Morgan]

Coming out of it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's. That's a foot rest. But does it go on the head where Eddie has it? Or maybe it's a headrest.

[Lunchbox]

Huh.

[Eddie]

Morgan's looking confused, too.

[Bobby Bones]

A little bit more.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Check with the factory. See if they did this right.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you think it could be a factory problem? Like, you could have got a. Like, Wayfair sent some wrong pieces or something.

[Eddie]

Morgan, you think it's wrong pieces too?

[Bobby Bones]

She's not listening to you. She's focused.

[Eddie]

Oh, she's confused, though.

[Bobby Bones]

So the confusion is the bases are set, and there are two main pieces. There is the back, and there is the butt. And they're trying to figure out how to connect the two together and on the base at the same time. That does not look right. And it looks painful. Eddie, if I'm being honest.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I know what I did. I know what I did.

[Bobby Bones]

He's pulling off his velcro pants.

[Lunchbox]

Can I have that drill back? Nope.

[Morgan]

Watch out.

[Bobby Bones]

We can flip a coin, and the person gets the drill for one minute. Morgan, would you even like to drill?

[Eddie]

No, I'm okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Then no coin will be flipped.

[Eddie]

Hey, I don't want to say anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Then don't. Then say nothing. No advantage. Oh, oh, oh.

[Lunchbox]

Her chair already broke.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan's chair came apart.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so I flipped that around. That's not right. That's four, man.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's now arguing with the number of screws needed.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I gotta do this and do it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had it right all along.

[Bobby Bones]

What just happened, Eddie?

[Lunchbox]

Man, I thought I had it backwards, but once I kind of took it off of the chair, I realized it was right to begin with. So now I just lost time.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan is examining.

[Eddie]

She is.

[Bobby Bones]

Which I think is the foot rest part. I think we've determined that.

[Eddie]

I think that is a foot rest.

[Morgan]

Oh, I think I just heard a. What the.

[Bobby Bones]

Really? I didn't. I did, but I. Wow. All fair. Yeah.

[Morgan]

What? You didn't say.

[Bobby Bones]

It's.

[Morgan]

Say it.

[Lunchbox]

She felt sometimes, Bones, you know, when you're doing. Putting stuff together, DIY stuff, you get a little stressed out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Well, especially when you're on the clock.

[Lunchbox]

And when you're a woman.

[Morgan]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting.

[Eddie]

That's true.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's gone full heel.

[Lunchbox]

It's not really going in.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not going in. Cuz there is a chance that you're putting the wrong screw even though it's going in. That it could be the wrong screw. Right?

[Lunchbox]

It could be. There's always a chance of that.

[Morgan]

Oh, Morgan just had a breakthrough.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. She.

[Morgan]

She's realizing something.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Morgan is now working on the base of the butt, the bottom of the chair.

[Eddie]

We're getting some grunting. We're getting some grunting with Eddie is.

[Bobby Bones]

It is not straight. Like, he's put screws in. And it is. It's in, but it is not straight.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna ruin with you. I think I stripped a screw.

[Morgan]

Oh, no, it's okay.

[Lunchbox]

We don't need it. We don't need it.

[Morgan]

Yes, you do.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, it's just an extra screw.

[Morgan]

Okay, well.

[Eddie]

Oh, that looks like a chair.

[Bobby Bones]

That will be points. That will be points deducted.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'll work on that later. Don't worry about that. Oh, yeah, look at that.

[Bobby Bones]

All the screws aren't in, Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, we got screws right here, buddy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Just making sure you realize that Morgan is still working on the base, but I feel like she does now have an understanding of the direction it goes. Oh, no, she. Oh, she just had to. She had to pivot.

[Eddie]

Oh, she's changing.

[Bobby Bones]

And it has one of those things where you hit the button and it lifts the chair up and down.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And so she's having to navigate that as well.

[Eddie]

So is this like Amazing Race rules? Like, if there's screws left over, they got to do it all over again.

[Bobby Bones]

There can be nothing left over. You'll just lose.

[Eddie]

Okay. That's how Amazing Race is. They don't let you complete the check form point.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan's back to the directions, but Eddie's.

[Eddie]

Does look like a chair now.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we got a chair.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of pieces still left on the ground of Eddie's.

[Eddie]

That is true.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of arm pieces, I think that is.

[Lunchbox]

After I'm done here, Bones, we're gonna put some armrests on this bad boy, and then we'll be ready to sit on it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna take a look here and see if you have all the screws in the back.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Bones]

You see, I have three of five right now.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's only. It only takes three.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. What are those little other holes?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, for extra if you want to adjust it. Maybe it's too high, too low, but I think this is perfect.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think those holes are just extra holes.

[Lunchbox]

Sometimes they do that just to give you options, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan has their base on her chair. The back is now sliding into place. Let's see. Eddie's probably a solid minute and a half ahead.

[Eddie]

Amy. Amy, don't you dare.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Morgan is now taking screws out of the chair that she has put.

[Eddie]

But this is the same thing that Eddie did.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you feel, Eddie, that you have the chair in a good spot?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, there's a missing screw here that I'll have to worry about in a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

You might have to take a quick sit just to try it out. Fill it out. And we're not. We're not nearly there yet, but.

[Morgan]

Bobby, be careful. I don't think it's. Don't. Don't. I feel like you're gonna fall back into the TVs. Don't lean back.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, it's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. I almost fell. It's comfortable, but right now.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Not meant for the human body.

[Eddie]

Oh. Does not feel sturdy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Morgan.

[Eddie]

She had to take all the screws out. Do you have the right screws?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan has changed screws now.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Left. I got you.

[Bobby Bones]

She has pivoted to different screws in the back of the chair. She's behind a bit right now, but one false move by Eddie was gonna be pretty even.

[Lunchbox]

You know what made it a little wobbly for you, Bones, is it didn't have armrest.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I don't think that was the only part that made it wobbly, But.

[Eddie]

I mean, he got big eyes when he sat in it and he started falling backwards. He got saucerized.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Eddie, that does not look right. That looks like a weapon. It looks like your chair's ready to Fight. And should it swing like that, that armrest.

[Eddie]

I mean, is Eddie an idiot?

[Bobby Bones]

I think Eddie's doing a pretty good job. Eddie's just trying a lot of stuff.

[Eddie]

I think he does like that trial and error.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie can't find the right screw for his armrest.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know where the hole is.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan's chair does now look like a chair. Yeah, we're about 20 minutes into this. I do like the brown one better. Look. Look wise.

[Lunchbox]

That has nothing to do with anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I agree. No, I met the person Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, cool, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. You.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, she's gonna have trouble with these armrests. I'm telling you that right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan pretty much has the chair stable with the back. Eddie's a step ahead on the armrest, and he has allen wrenching in the armrests.

[Eddie]

The left one.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the left one.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're sitting in it, it would be your left hand, right?

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. Correct. All right. Got it, man. We're in business now, baby.

[Eddie]

I'm ready for Bobby to try Morgan's chair when she's ready.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, do they put extra screws in there just in case?

[Lunchbox]

Doesn't look like it. This is the one that I need to fit in somewhere.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I hear. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Stick in the pocket, man.

[Lunchbox]

The worst feeling, man. When you're done, you have an extra screw.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's is crooked. Mm.

[Lunchbox]

Why? The chair's crooked?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right now the chair is crooked.

[Eddie]

Look at Morgan's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but hers is not fully bolted in yet. Eddie's holding his back and asking for Workman's computer. Now he wants to start a union. Crap. Eddie's working on his second armrest now. Eddie is Allen wrenching in the right armrest.

[Lunchbox]

Boys, this is the last stage right here. Just tightening these screws. Got to make sure all these screws are tight.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have all the parts? Are they all done?

[Lunchbox]

Almost.

[Morgan]

And all the screws are in just one.

[Lunchbox]

We just need one more.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

I'm sweating now. It's hot in here.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's why I took my jacket off.

[Scuba Steve]

Well, I can't take anything off you can.

[Eddie]

It just be awkward.

[Lunchbox]

YouTube views will go probably.

[Eddie]

All right, you want those web hits now?

[Bobby Bones]

Is this the extra screw ready?

[Lunchbox]

The extra screw that I think I stripped trying to force it in.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. What. What about these nuts over here? Like.

[Lunchbox]

Excuse me.

[Bobby Bones]

Not those. These. Like, should these be used?

[Lunchbox]

Those are covers. I'll put that where other covers.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it, Eddie. Looks to be about 90% done now. I will be Checking the lift on the bottom.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, the hydraulics.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Morgan is still working on the base where Eddie has the arms done. But Eddie's back on his base because he missed a screw. We're over 20 minutes into this. I would say Eddie is. Does not want to go in the lead. I thought more was gonna sit in her chair. Do you guys feel like the bases are completely done?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, the bases are good.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan now has her first armrest.

[Lunchbox]

Man, it's not going in.

[Bobby Bones]

There is no pee. She yelled, oh, no.

[Eddie]

Now she found it. False accusations.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's gone to the toolkit.

[Lunchbox]

My, my, my drill. I just need the bit. No, I just need the bit.

[Bobby Bones]

The drill is out of play.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. I just need the bit from the drill.

[Eddie]

That's true. It's not the drill.

[Lunchbox]

Not the drill.

[Scuba Steve]

Doesn't matter. It's still an extra.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan is working on the right arm resties.

[Lunchbox]

Come on, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie is now slamming in the stripped screw into the back of the chair. What's your thought process here, Eddie? You have a screw. It's basically in purgatory right now.

[Lunchbox]

It's not wanting to cooperate. So I'm going to do the electronics real quick. This is where the back warmer, I guess just need to plug in, do a little plug plug.

[Bobby Bones]

So now you have a cable coming out of the back.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's kind of. You plug it up to charge that heater and that's it. As long as I can get the screw in.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're a screw away.

[Lunchbox]

What are these?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I know what these are.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I got caps. I'm gonna cap these off right there. This is for aesthetics.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're capping the armrest screw holes.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow, that looks so much nicer now with those caps.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan's armrest did not go on. She's at square one again with the armrests.

[Lunchbox]

All right, last step. Let's get the screw in.

[Bobby Bones]

The last step for Eddie to be victorious would be to get one final screw in the back, which he's not been able to get.

[Lunchbox]

Come on, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna eliminate any tools that's not part of the kit. Sorry, Eddie. Eliminate any tools not part of the kit.

[Lunchbox]

You got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so Eddie's got a plan. He's gonna take another screw out of a hole and try to switch it with a strip stripped screw. And he's stripped. He stripped the screw himself. So this is a self inflicted wound, but he's pulling a good screw out to put a bad screw hopefully in.

[Eddie]

The different hole because that Hole already be formed. That's smart, Eddie. It's a good strategy.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. It's working. My plan's working.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie has taken the strip screw and put it into a different hole.

[Lunchbox]

And it worked. It went in. Now I gotta get this one. I gotta get the last one in. Come on, baby. Don't force it.

[Morgan]

Don't force it.

[Lunchbox]

Nice and easy.

[Scuba Steve]

These are not going in. I don't know what's happening.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, God.

[Morgan]

Am I.

[Lunchbox]

Am I stripping this?

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Oh, no. This is turning into a disaster.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan is now getting sad and angry. Eddie just continues to strip. There are other options, man. I'll support you with whatever decisions you make, but you don't have to strip.

[Eddie]

I'll tell you what the most impressive thing in this whole competition is, Bobby, Being able to bend like that. Your knees. I can't believe you'll be able to squat and just hold your knees. My knees would rip apart right now. Investigating Eddie's work. How's it looking, Bobby?

[Bobby Bones]

Mostly I just can't get up. I think that's why.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Because been down this long. Eddie's trying to put in the final screw. Feeling pretty good about it.

[Lunchbox]

We're in business.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie is.

[Lunchbox]

We're in business.

[Bobby Bones]

Opening.

[Eddie]

What did Eddie take?

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan Allen wrench is in.

[Lunchbox]

We're in business. Let me just tighten the four screws, and we're done.

[Bobby Bones]

Screw two is now tight. He dropped the Allen wrench. We're moments away. Eddie is on screw 3 of 4. If he hits 4, we'll officially test it. Morgan will continue building.

[Scuba Steve]

I have to still keep building.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if he. Because if it's not right. Sure.

[Lunchbox]

Everything's tight here.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Eddie's going down to the bottom now. He's going to the base to make sure.

[Lunchbox]

To make sure everything's tight.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go. Looks pretty good. That is the foot rest. Is the foot rest backward?

[Lunchbox]

I didn't put that on, though.

[Scuba Steve]

It came like that. You had to put it on correctly.

[Eddie]

Well, yours is the same way.

[Bobby Bones]

So that. That foot rest. Oh, there it goes. Okay, it's on, right?

[Lunchbox]

All right, we're done. On.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me test it.

[Lunchbox]

Little quality control here. Oh, yeah. Whoa, whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

That thing went way back.

[Scuba Steve]

I don't know what's happening.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie is getting close. Morgan still is working on the armrests.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. All right, we're in business.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm done. Okay, Morgan, you keep going. The time right now is about half an hour. Lay the chair in the middle of the floor, please. I'll be the official tester now.

[Eddie]

You want to check the level, see if it's even? Pull the level out, please.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. Oh, no. Eddie broke the cord.

[Lunchbox]

That's just the charger.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan's still working here.

[Lunchbox]

That's just the charger, if you want.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. All right. I will now test the chair. This is black. This is sleek.

[Morgan]

Be careful. Yeah, it looks good.

[Scuba Steve]

First of all, what I did wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's see how stable it is. Let's see if he's made sure. The bottom.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. Put it to work. Oh, and then make sure you see if you can pump up and down.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

You know?

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Morgan]

Like the little lever.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. I'm now sitting. Yeah. Feels pretty good. We find a little lever. Little lever here.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Make yourself comfortable, Bones. A lot of options.

[Bobby Bones]

Also that. That's the lean back.

[Lunchbox]

Lean back.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a solid lean.

[Morgan]

Nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, now it comes up. Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Do you want to try the. The foot rest there?

[Bobby Bones]

I need to first. If I go up and down. So if I push this, I should come up. I do come up. I'm leaning back. But how do I get the lean back to not lean?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you gotta snap it back.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, there it is. Okay. I think we're basically a foot rest away from this thing working.

[Lunchbox]

Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? My feet are kind of tired. I'd like to.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, look at that.

[Bobby Bones]

Flip it. Put my legs up. Mm. Feeling pretty good. Okay, my legs are up. Got a little pump here. Let's do one more lean going down. Now lean back. I think it might just take me a nap. And I think we have a winner.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Eddie, would you like to commentate on Morgan's chair?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I. Whoa. What's going on over there, Morgan? I realized.

[Eddie]

I mean, it is leaning to the.

[Bobby Bones]

Right on a certain part, and then.

[Scuba Steve]

I was just already there, and I.

[Bobby Bones]

Got to fix it.

[Lunchbox]

But it's not over. Like, if you had another hour with this thing, I think you can figure it out.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think if that were sitting on a curb, I'd pick that up and go. I think I could use that. I think it's in pretty bad shape right now.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, the back screws.

[Scuba Steve]

It's the back screws. I used the wrong one.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that'll get you.

[Scuba Steve]

I mean, then I got stuck, and then nothing was working correctly.

[Eddie]

But didn't you read the instructions?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a good chair. I would like to point out just.

[Morgan]

There are no words.

[Lunchbox]

They're all pictures. It makes it.

[Eddie]

Oh, I don't like that.

[Lunchbox]

It makes it A little tough, but you have to look, you know, outside the box, kind of figure things out yourself more. Experience helps with stuff like that.

[Scuba Steve]

Well, I guess that's why you're older.

[Lunchbox]

You know, she's still talking crap.

[Bobby Bones]

She's taking care of what, Eddie, Indira.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

She has a lot of good support right now, but. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner, the champion. Mr. Fix it. Mr. Do it himself, Eddie Tejano Garcia. All right, let me walk in the ring here first. I'm gonna talk to the loser, Morgan. Thoughts?

[Scuba Steve]

I would still like to put this together to make myself feel better.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. She's gonna keep doing it. How do you feel about your performance overall?

[Scuba Steve]

I don't feel great. I am very disappointed that I did not beat Eddie. I really wanted to put his smack talking down, and I just didn't compete today.

[Bobby Bones]

Where do you feel it went wrong for you?

[Scuba Steve]

The screws, for sure. And I was really trusting the instructions to guide me, and they failed me a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think the instructions kind of are right on. I'm looking right at them. Sounds like an excuse or two, but okay. She's going to keep working on it. Let's go to the champion. Champ. You look pretty solid out there. Some people question your ethics at the beginning of the match because you did bring tools. Now, it wasn't against the rules, but. But we didn't say you could. Your thoughts on that?

[Lunchbox]

Every handyman has a set of tools. If you're a real handyman, do it yourself. You carry your own tools around. That's what I did. As long as those weren't in the rules, I thought it was fair and it was. I. I thought it kind of slowed me down a little bit towards the middle when you took the. The. My drill away, but we got it done.

[Bobby Bones]

And how do you feel about the. The. The look and the feel of the chair?

[Lunchbox]

Let me tell you, this high quality chair right here, this is a high quality office chair with a hydraulic lift on it. Once you charge that bad boy up, you're gonna have seated a little heated backrest there. And I mean, this is a high quality 10 out of 10 chair right there.

[Bobby Bones]

There are a lot of kids watching right now. A lot of kids that are watching you. They're listening to you. They're inspired by seeing you do this on a high level. What would you like to see? Those. Those. That younger generation of handymen.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, kids. Listen to your dads. You know, the dads out there. We work hard to be handyman. Do it yourself, guys. Yeah. Do we Screw up. Sure, we're not perfect. We're like everyone else out there. But pay attention to your dads asking questions. Dad, do I hold the flashlight that for you? Like, oh, what does that screwdriver do? And that's how I learn. I learn from my pops and I'm gonna teach my kids and hopefully the generation is gonna just carry on.

[Bobby Bones]

And there he is. And give this guy a beer. There he is. Our winner, Eddie Tejano Garcia. And our chair from Wayfair. It's the best bits of the week with Morgan Number two.

[Scuba Steve]

That's it for me this weekend, friends. Thanks for being here as always. Check out part one, part three this weekend with Abby. It's like if you were to come and have dinner with me and a show member and just catch up on life. That's what part one is. And if you like to get your questions answered, that's part three. Also, if you want to ask a question, you gotta follow me on Instagram obgirlmorgan. I post a question box every week on my story for whoever's coming on and then we ask your questions or hopefully get to all of them. There's always a lot that come through, so I try and mix it up and not ask the same people's questions every week just to give it lots of variety. But okay, I'm word vomiting now. I'm gonna get out of here. I hope you have a fun, safe weekend. Love y'all so much.

[Lunchbox]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social.

[Lunchbox]

Platforms Bobby Bones show.

[Bobby Bones]

And follow ebgirlmorgan to submit your listener questions for next week's episode. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia. I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast Math and stories from the frontiers of marketing. I'm having conversations with some folks across a wide range of industries to hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons they learned along the way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like chairman and CEO of Elf Beauty Tarang Amin, legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist Jewel.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Scuba Steve]

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[Eddie]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Scuba Steve]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Scuba Steve]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Scuba Steve]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Scuba Steve]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Morgan]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Morgan]

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