Buying Potatoes Out of a Car and Does Lunchbox Wish He Was More Athletic?

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show – "Buying Potatoes Out of a Car and Does Lunchbox Wish He Was More Athletic?"

Date: November 29, 2025
Host: Lunchbox (with Morgan, Q&A format)

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Episode Overview

In this lively Q&A listener episode, Lunchbox and Morgan tackle a wide range of audience questions. The show’s signature blend of unfiltered storytelling and playful banter is on full display, with topics ranging from wild nights in Wichita, searching for potatoes from a mysterious "Potato Man" in a parking lot, athletic aspirations, quirky family Thanksgiving traditions, and more. Listeners get both laughs and candid insights as Lunchbox and Morgan riff on memories, family, and inside jokes, all while maintaining their trademark irreverence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Wild Stories from Radio Life (03:43–04:53)

• Wichita Nights: Morgan recalls hazy memories of a wild night in Wichita, not knowing who drove them to their hotel and peeing on the floor, leading to discarded shorts.
  • "There's one night in Wichita I still to this day do not know who drove me to my hotel." – Morgan (03:48)
• CMA Interview Shoutouts: Appreciation for their teamwork in artist interviews, with a nod to their fun dynamic.

2. The Legend of "Potato Man" (05:12–06:58)

• Buying Potatoes from a Trunk: Morgan and Lunchbox reminisce about waiting over an hour in an Exxon parking lot for a local "Potato Man" to sell potatoes out of his car.
  • "He popped his trunk, pulled out a white folding table and put potatoes on there from his trunk. And we bought them. And they were delicious." – Morgan (05:56)
• Potato Man Update: He's still operating, now selling wings as well.
  • "He's still potatoing, I think. But it looks like he's also doing some wings, too." – Lunchbox (06:47)

3. Athletic Aspirations: Does Lunchbox Wish He Was More Athletic? (07:02–08:49)

• Listener Q: "Do you wish you were more athletic?"
• Morgan’s Take: Proud of his mid-level athleticism; ran cross country, track, and played soccer, but acknowledges everyone wishes they could be a "freak athlete."
  • "Did I hold my own? Yes... Did I start for my varsity soccer team? Yeah." – Morgan (07:24)
  • "You don't run a 4:26 mile if you weren't decent." – Morgan (07:59)

4. Health, Injuries & Fun with Coins (08:53–09:49)

• Racing Mike D: Morgan can't run due to a persistent side pain.
• Coin Collecting: Morgan has passed the tradition to his kids, who now enthusiastically search for coins in stores.

5. Dream Destinations (10:03–11:54)

• States Unvisited: Lunchbox wants to visit New Mexico for hiking and the hot air balloon festival. Morgan leans toward scenic Pacific Northwest states like Idaho, Wyoming, or Montana for their natural beauty.
  • "Somewhere over there where it's real nature and... beautiful." – Morgan (11:54)

6. Comedic Listener Q&As: Food, Merch, and Inside Jokes (14:58–18:47)

• Was the Cookie Worth It? Morgan confesses to eating an artist's cookie backstage, enjoying it even more for the mischief.
  • "A cookie is worth it. And it made it more sweet that it was out of a… dressing room of an artist." – Morgan (15:12)
• Sore Losers Merch: Why it doesn’t exist—Ray and Lunchbox have ideas, but never follow through or design anything.
• Why Call Eddie 'That Guy'? Persistent bit rather than using his actual name, sticking with inside jokes despite Morgan’s teasing.
  • "If there's one thing I have realized about him is he does something one time, you are never, ever going to let it down or change it." – Morgan (18:15)

7. Ambulance Bills, “Roll the Truck” & Grown-Up Friends (19:03–21:41)

• Ambulance Bill: Morgan never paid for his mom’s bill after calling 911; it's her responsibility.
• "Roll the Truck" Explained: Firefighter lingo, confusion between their friends’ professions.
• Seeing Old Friends Grow Up: Reflections on friends from wild party days now being responsible adults—firefighters, teachers, etc.
  • "Now they're either, like, moms, dads, or, like, have these whole careers, but once upon a time, you knew them because you guys were both chugging a bottle of vodka..." – Lunchbox (20:43)

8. Thanksgiving Traditions & Food Debates (21:52–24:54)

• Favorite Side Dishes: Morgan picks rolls and stuffing; confusion over “stuffing” vs. “dressing.”
• Family Bits: Stories about burned gravy, reusing embarrassing Renaissance Festival photos as a family tradition.
  • "Hey, Grandma, don't burn the gravy. Check the gravy. Don't burn the gravy. Because you know what? I like a good bit." – Morgan (23:51)
• Cinnamon Roll Revelation: Lunchbox shares discovering his grandma’s “homemade” cinnamon rolls were actually store-bought, but with homemade icing, after her passing.
  • "We full on thought my grandma used to like hand make at 4am these cinnamon..." – Lunchbox (25:01)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Athleticism:
  "Dominate being a mid athlete. That's right. Dominated. Dominated." – Morgan (07:56–07:59)

• On Family Jokes:
  "Love a good bit. Love a good bit." – Morgan (24:19)

• On Thanksgiving Food:
  "My favorite side dish. Rolls. Does that count?" – Morgan (21:55)

• On Growing Up:
  "Isn't it crazy when you know people from a different period of their life and now...they have these whole careers, but once upon a time, you knew them because you guys were both chugging a bottle of vodka..." – Lunchbox (20:46)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|--------------| | Listener Q&A begins (Wichita story) | 03:14 | | Potato Man stories & updates | 05:12–06:58 | | Athleticism, sports past, “mid athlete” pride | 07:02–08:49 | | Kids collecting coins | 09:19 | | States they want to visit | 10:03–11:54 | | Cookie story & backstage adventures | 14:58–16:30 | | Inside joke about Eddie and running bits | 17:42–18:47 | | Ambulance bill, “roll the truck”, old friends | 19:03–21:41 | | Thanksgiving food debates & traditions | 21:52–24:54 | | Grandma’s “homemade” cinnamon rolls | 24:25–25:07 |

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Tone & Style

The episode retains the show's hallmark of authenticity, wit, and personal storytelling. Morgan and Lunchbox aren’t afraid to poke fun at themselves and each other, making even the oddest listener questions into entertaining bits.

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Summary:
A classic, free-flowing Bobby Bones Show episode featuring off-beat listener Q&As, irreverent humor, heartwarming moments, and plenty of inside jokes—making it a fun listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Lunchbox]

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[Morgan]

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Uh, limu is that guy with the binoculars watching us.

[Morgan]

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Morgan and a show member answer almost all your questions.

[Lunchbox]

What up everybody? Listener Q and A Time. Lunchbox is joining me. What's up? Lunch.

[Morgan]

Thanks. That's a great question. First question of the day. Feels great. Just grateful to be alive. Thankful for that and you know, ungrateful for early mornings.

[Lunchbox]

That's what you're not thankful for.

[Morgan]

Not thankful. Yeah, that's right.

[Lunchbox]

No question. I appreciate how real you are. No sugar coating whatsoever. I love it. That's from Misty.

[Morgan]

Misty. What's up? I wonder if that's Misty that I used to work with at utsa. But probably not.

[Lunchbox]

She did not say that.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Carrie said I miss when him and loss lose came to Wichita and did drunk interviews.

[Morgan]

Oh, man. Let me tell you. Wichita. Oh gosh, that was some bad nights. There's one night in Wichita I still to this day do not know who drove me to my hotel.

[Lunchbox]

Well, there's a guardian angel looking out for somewhere.

[Morgan]

No, no, no. I mean it was someone in the like I don't know if it was the radio station or so, but they. We stopped at McDonald's. Got my McDonald's. Because you have a 24 hour McDonald's.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And then I got to the hotel room, I ate my McDonald's, passed out, woke up in the middle of night, had to pee, went pee. And then I was like, I think I'm peeing on the floor and I was missing the toilet and I was peeing on my shorts. And so I just love my shorts in Wichita.

[Lunchbox]

That's fair. They were urine shorts.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I was like, they're not going to my suitcase. I was like, oh. Because you know what I mean, like you're just so tired you get up.

[Lunchbox]

Whoever cleaned that hotel room had to. Had to feel that.

[Morgan]

Well, I mean, at least I peed just on the shorts. It wasn't like hitting the floor.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but still gross.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I put them in the trash can.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, okay, okay. At least they didn't, you know.

[Morgan]

Yeah, man, we just saw. Those were some nights. Let me tell you. I mean, some nights.

[Lunchbox]

Huge shout out for the awesome CMA interviews. Love how you both work together. That's from Jen.

[Morgan]

I appreciate that. Yeah, that's. I think that's our wheelhouse. Interviews is where we kill it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we do pretty good together.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I think, I mean, I think the artists. I mean some artists like them, some don't. Some refused to be interviewed by me. Not going to mention names. Loser.

[Lunchbox]

Some questions, Abby. In Tennessee, do you still get potatoes from Potato Mountain?

[Morgan]

61 5. Potato Mountain, 615. I haven't seen that guy in a long time. I don't know if he's still around.

[Lunchbox]

Do you still follow him on Instagram?

[Morgan]

I never followed him.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, I guess you just.

[Morgan]

My. My wife is the one that introduced me to him. And then we sat in an Exxon parking lot forever. Potato.

[Lunchbox]

615. Potato Man. Or something like that.

[Morgan]

Potato Man.

[Lunchbox]

He's trying to look it up on him.

[Morgan]

Six hundred and fifteen. I'm gonna see if he's still up.

[Lunchbox]

Here for a minute.

[Morgan]

Potato Man. Search accounts.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, boy.

[Morgan]

No, I don't know if he's still around. I'll have to.

[Lunchbox]

I'll try to spell.

[Morgan]

I may not know how to spell potato, so I may have spelled it wrong, but I haven't got one in a while. But I did stop by that Exxon the other day, and I reminded my wife, I was like, remember when we sat here for an hour during March Madness because you wanted a potato from Potato Man? 615. And she was like, I don't remember when it was. I was like, no, no, I remember exactly. It was March Madness. And you said it was going to take 10 minutes, and it took an hour and a half because he kept saying, I'm about to pull up. I'm going to pull up. Popped his trunk, pulled out two white. A white folding table and put potatoes on there from his trunk. And we bought them. And they were delicious.

[Lunchbox]

They were. And you brought him to the studio at one point. And they were good. Brought him to the studio.

[Morgan]

Is he still around?

[Lunchbox]

He's still around. It looks like he's not posting quite as much as he used to, but he's. He's doing stuff. His last potato post was in October.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's okay. So he's still potatoing.

[Lunchbox]

He's still potato in, I think. But it looks like he's also doing some wings, too.

[Morgan]

Oh, we're doing wings now?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Best wings, best potatoes. So we've evolved from just potatoes into wings.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I'm going to have to get back on that.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Because those potatoes were delicious.

[Lunchbox]

Sammy in Virginia wants to know, do you wish you were more athletic?

[Morgan]

Do I wish? I don't know what that means. No. Because I was pretty. I mean, was I a superstar athlete? No. Could I have gone pro? No. Did I hold my own? Yes. Did I run cross country? Yes. Did I run track? Yes. Was I really good at it? Yes. Did I start for my varsity soccer team? Yeah. So I don't know how much more athletic you can get. I mean, I wasn't going pro. I mean, I think everybody wishes they were more athletic. I mean, how crazy would it be to be a freak athlete?

[Lunchbox]

That's fair.

[Morgan]

I mean, it would be amazing to be a freak athlete.

[Lunchbox]

I think everybody would like to go pro and make some nice money.

[Morgan]

I mean, so of course I'd like to be more athletic. I mean, hello, that would have been the dream. Was I. But I'm going to tell you what I did. Dominated.

[Lunchbox]

You dominated being a mid athlete.

[Morgan]

That's right.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Dominated. Dominated. I mean, you don't. Hey, listen, you don't run a 426mile if you weren't decent.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I love this for you, but.

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[Morgan]

Like, I don't know how to answer that question. Like, was he saying, like, what was his name?

[Lunchbox]

Sammy. And I think it was a woman. And I think it was meant to be more funny because there's a trend of going up to guys and saying, do you wish you were more athletic?

[Morgan]

Oh, because I was like, yeah. I mean, I mean, like, I, I, of course, I think everybody would like to be more athletic.

[Lunchbox]

I could be completely wrong. And she's genuinely asking that question.

[Morgan]

I was like, yeah. I mean, like, after I say it, I'm like, everybody wants to be more athletic. Right? Unless people that didn't do athletics because they didn't care.

[Lunchbox]

I think she was anticipating you potentially getting a little offended and it was going to be funny.

[Morgan]

Oh, got it.

[Lunchbox]

You were a little bit.

[Morgan]

So, yeah, I was like, I was very. I was like, wait a minute. Like, I mean, yeah, why wouldn't I? I want to go pro.

[Lunchbox]

Can you beat Mike D in a race? That's from Jacob.

[Morgan]

Oh, probably not right now. I mean, I haven't run in two months because I've got this side pain that won't go away. I can't do anything. I can't move.

[Lunchbox]

You haven't been doing your runs with music.

[Morgan]

It hurts. It's impossible.

[Lunchbox]

Have you not been playing soccer either?

[Morgan]

No. Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

Your whole identity is gone.

[Morgan]

Well, that's. Calm down. It's not my whole identity, but it's 90% of it. And so.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, but have you still been picking up coins? Can you pick up coins right now?

[Morgan]

I can pick up coins, but I don't get coins anymore. You don't do it? My kids get them I have taught them to get coins. And, I mean, we go to the store, and they are crawling under registers trying to look for coins. I mean, they are under shelves.

[Lunchbox]

They are creating an army.

[Morgan]

They are all over the coins. Let me tell you. They battle over the coins.

[Lunchbox]

So created your own mini army.

[Morgan]

I really did. I mean, they are. They are coin obsessed. They love it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so no Jacob. Not right now.

[Morgan]

Not right now. I mean, he might even beat me. I mean, there's no chance I could win.

[Lunchbox]

What is the state you haven't been to that you guys would like to visit? Shea in South Dakota.

[Morgan]

Oh, man, where have I not been?

[Lunchbox]

The one that's on my top currently is New Mexico. I would love to go to New Mexico.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And do some hiking and see Santa Fe and do the hot air balloon festival. That's kind of the top of my list.

[Morgan]

You get up in a hot air balloon.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Oh, I don't know about that. I would. I don't know about that.

[Lunchbox]

Crazier things have happened.

[Morgan]

No, no, no, no. Not many.

[Lunchbox]

There's not a lot to jump out of a plane.

[Morgan]

No, no. Because at least you have a parachute. Hot air balloon. You ain't got a parachute. Well, I mean, I don't know why that's what's weird, is, like, I skydived, but I'd never bungee jump.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but there's always a possibility that, like, the cord breaks or that you lose the. The shoot.

[Morgan]

No, I get it. I get it. I get it.

[Lunchbox]

So many possibilities.

[Morgan]

Just weather starts blowing that balloon around. I, I, I just.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think they go up if the weather's bad.

[Morgan]

The hot air balloon thing is a little weird to me.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

It just defies physics and, like, everything.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I also know you're selling because you don't have your answer.

[Morgan]

No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

What's your answer?

[Morgan]

Well, I've been to some states, like, Alaska, been freaking phenomenal. But, like, someone posted on Facebook, one of my buddies, he went to some, like, Idaho maybe. Maybe Wyoming. I don't know where.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Idaho's beautiful.

[Morgan]

But they went on some, like, river, and it just looked like the most beautiful place in the world.

[Lunchbox]

And I'd go there, honestly, all of Pacific Northwest and just even further, a little bit further south of that is just beautiful.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So I'd go to one of those states. I don't know which one, because I don't know anything about those. Like, I don't know about Wyoming or Montana or Idaho. Right. I don't know anything about them. So I don't know which one I'd pick. Yeah, I'd have to do research to see what each one has. But somewhere over there where it's real nature and natural beautiful. I'll pick one of those, but I don't know which one.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, that's a good one. We're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna be right back.

[Morgan]

Good. I'm gonna take a nap.

[Lunchbox]

No, we got a little bit more. Oh, then you can take your nap.

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[Lunchbox]

Was the cookie worth it? This is from Chris from Port St. Lucie, Florida.

[Morgan]

Was the cookie worth it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you know, dressing room.

[Morgan]

Oh, I was like, cookie, what cookie are we talking about? Oh yeah, absolutely. It's always worth it. A cookie is worth it. And it made it more sweet that it was out of a, you know, locker or not locker. What do you call it? Dressing room of a artist. Like, it's like, oh man, I had Blank's cookie. I'm not gonna say whose cookie I had because that's a privacy matter. I don't want to tell you whose dressing room I was in. But the fact that I ate some cookies that were intended for, you know, it's like, it's so I basically had cookies with this person is the way I look at it. And there's no way this person or group was going to eat that many cookies.

[Lunchbox]

How many cookies did they have?

[Morgan]

I mean, they had a whole box.

[Lunchbox]

Like a dozen or half a dozen.

[Morgan]

Probably like half a dozen.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, that's.

[Morgan]

They're not going to eat that many cookies. And crumble. Cookies are massive. They're not eating those big cookies.

[Lunchbox]

Did you eat a whole cookie or did you just take a piece off of a crumble? Because most of the time when you eat a crumble cookie, you're only eating a little piece.

[Morgan]

No, I couldn't just break it in half because then it's obvious.

[Lunchbox]

Is it obvious that a whole one is missing?

[Morgan]

Well, it's a little weirder if you take half a cookie because then like did they bite off this cookie and they're not gonna eat that other half anyway. So did I finish the whole cookie? No. Did I take the whole cookie? Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Did you share it with anybody else?

[Morgan]

No.

[Lunchbox]

So you had some. Threw the rest away.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I was like, man, this cookie's kind of getting big. I can't really eat it all, so I need to get rid of it.

[Lunchbox]

And it was worth it because it was sweeter.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it was good. I mean, it's fine. It wasn't. It wasn't, like, hot and warm, which would have been better, but it was still good.

[Lunchbox]

When can we expect some sore losers? Merch. That's from Ashlyn in California.

[Morgan]

Oh, Ashlyn. That's a great question. I mean, we say this all the time, that we should do merch. And we guess what we do. Never do it. We never do it.

[Lunchbox]

Why do you guys do that?

[Morgan]

Because here's the thing about Ray and I. We say it in the moment, and then like, oh, we get done with the pod. We're like, all right, let's talk about this later. And then we never talk about it later. Then, like, a week later, we should do merch. And then we say, we should do this, we should do that. We should do this. And we're not. We don't know how to design crap. We're two dudes that don't know how to design merch.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well, you can ask for help in a whole lot of ways.

[Morgan]

All right, Morgan, you want to help us design merch? Thanks.

[Lunchbox]

It's not my area of expertise.

[Morgan]

Oh, see, there we go.

[Lunchbox]

I'm saying there's a lot of people you could ask for help, though.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you're right. And we. We should do it. We have so many great ideas, but we just never do it. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And great ideas are only just that until they become something else.

[Morgan]

Until they become reality. Yeah, reality.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

So, yeah, I'm working on it. We're doing better. We're going to do better.

[Lunchbox]

Why do you and Ray call Eddie, that guy that used to be on the pod, instead of his name? Do you guys do this?

[Morgan]

That guy that used to be on the pod? Because that guy used to be on the pod.

[Lunchbox]

So this is a thing you guys do.

[Morgan]

Yeah, we don't. We don't say that name. There's a person that used to be on the pod.

[Lunchbox]

Let me tell you guys something about Lunchbox. He loves a good bit. Like, loves a good bit. He will stick to it for. Until he is in his grave. If there's one thing I have realized about him as he does something one time, you are never, ever going to let it down or change it.

[Morgan]

Hold on, hold on. If it's good, I don't let it go.

[Lunchbox]

True but you think all of your bits are good.

[Morgan]

I don't think all of them.

[Lunchbox]

95% of them.

[Morgan]

A lot of more good.

[Lunchbox]

Just like you. If you listen to part one, you heard Scuba come in and make. Make a whole thing. Yeah, that's been a bit for. Gosh, I don't know.

[Morgan]

It's not a bit. It's the truth.

[Lunchbox]

It's been a bit for like two years.

[Morgan]

It's the truth.

[Lunchbox]

And that's what Lunchbox is good at. He likes to really turn. He will take a very simple moment and turn it into a bit and use it for the rest of time.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's what you do. That's how life is. And that person, life here, maybe that person that used to be on the podcast. Yep, that. That person.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. What was the ambulance bill when he called 911 for his mom many years ago? That's from Sarah in Idaho.

[Morgan]

Oh, Sarah in Idaho. Gosh, I don't know. I didn't ask her. Why don't you remind me beforehand and I can ask her and then I can bring that information. I'll have to ask my mom. I have no idea.

[Lunchbox]

So I think she's thinking you might have paid for it because you called it.

[Morgan]

Oh, no, no, no, no. That's my mom's responsibility.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

I mean. Cause she's got her own because I'm not the patient. So that bill goes to her insurance and everything. Ray always told me, roll the truck if you want to get a quality service. And so we rolled a truck.

[Lunchbox]

You rolled a truck?

[Morgan]

Yes, we call an ambulance.

[Lunchbox]

I don't understand your guys language sometimes. So that's definitely not what I would ever.

[Morgan]

Yeah, like a firefighter says, I'll roll the truck. Like bring an ambulance.

[Lunchbox]

How do you guys know that?

[Morgan]

Because Ray's father in law was a firefighter.

[Lunchbox]

I thought he worked in construction.

[Morgan]

I thought he was a firefighter.

[Lunchbox]

Father in law.

[Morgan]

Maybe he wasn't a firefighter.

[Lunchbox]

Didn't he do all that stuff for Garth Brooks?

[Morgan]

That's the whole. Yeah, but I think before that Benny is a firefighter. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

I'm asking you.

[Morgan]

I don't know. Maybe his brother in law's firefighter. I don't know. My roommate. My roommate Mark, he's a firefighter. San Antonio Fire Department. Shout out, mark, what up?

[Lunchbox]

And they say, roll the truck. Yeah, I need some clarification on that.

[Morgan]

That's what Ray told me. I don't know. I asked Mark. I'm a. Ray told you? Yeah. You know what's crazy. You know what's crazy? What Is my old roommate.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

He's like, an idiot. Right?

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

He was just, like, an idiot. Like, joined the fire department. We party all the time. That dude is now, like, a lieutenant. That's ridiculous.

[Lunchbox]

He's probably a changed man.

[Morgan]

I mean, he's been in the fire department for 20 freaking years.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy. So, yeah, he's.

[Morgan]

He's like a lieutenant. Like. Yeah. That's wild.

[Lunchbox]

Isn't it crazy when you know people from a different period of their life and now they're either, like, moms, dads, or, like, have these whole careers, but once upon a time, you knew them because you guys were both chugging a bottle of vodka in the back of.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You know, a bar somewhere.

[Morgan]

Like, I see some of my friends like, that never went to school, and now they're high school teachers, and it's, like, weird. That's your job. Because when we're in school, you never want to go to school.

[Lunchbox]

Does it make you think about your teachers a little bit differently, too? That they had lives?

[Morgan]

They had lives outside? Oh, 100%. 100%. 100%.

[Lunchbox]

Because I think about that often.

[Morgan]

I think about it all the time.

[Lunchbox]

We used to be like, nah, they didn't have normal lives. They weren't doing anything fun.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's true. But now I realize teachers are the biggest, like, happy hour goers there are in the world because they have to. Because these kids are nuts.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. They gotta do something to let out the crazy.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So, I mean, look him up. Mark Robles, lieutenant, San Antonio Fire Department. Give him a shout out, see if anybody knows him.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, boy. Always, always. There's always one name that makes it onto this broadcast.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All right, we're gonna get out of here. You have anything left to add?

[Morgan]

No, I just want to say have a great day.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, what's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish? Because we were on turkey weekend.

[Morgan]

My favorite side dish. Rolls. Does that count?

[Lunchbox]

Of all the things you can choose, you go for rolls.

[Morgan]

What else is there?

[Lunchbox]

There's green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, potato casserole, Mac and cheese, creamed corn. I don't know.

[Morgan]

Cream corn is good. Green beans are good.

[Lunchbox]

Casserole.

[Morgan]

What's that? Oh, you know what? Stovetop stuffing. That's good.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

I like that.

[Lunchbox]

You call it stuffing or dressing.

[Morgan]

Stuffing.

[Lunchbox]

We call it stuffing, too, but somebody called it dressing the other day, and it really threw me off.

[Morgan]

I thought dressing was what you put on stuff.

[Lunchbox]

I thought it was soup because you.

[Morgan]

Dress it up same.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what dressing and stuffing is. Like, the stuffing that comes out of the turkey. Yeah, that's the way I always believed it, but obviously it's not.

[Morgan]

Yeah, we just cooked the stovetop in a pan. Like, I mean, I pretended.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it came out of the turkey. I don't know. I never ate stuffing, but I heard something called dressing. It really threw me.

[Morgan]

That person's weird. Was he your boyfriend?

[Lunchbox]

No, it wasn't him.

[Morgan]

Good, I'm glad. He's not that weird. I mean, he likes to steal her, so he's weird enough. But that would have been real weird.

[Lunchbox]

No, but he does like putting gravy on his turkey, and that threw me off because we never had gravy at my house for Thanksgiving.

[Morgan]

I remember one time, Grandma burned the gravy. Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Nobody likes burnt gravy.

[Morgan]

It's. I mean, I never tried gravy till a couple years ago. I'll be honest. It just looked gross.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but now you like it.

[Morgan]

I mean, we got it from a restaurant. I was like, this is pretty good. Okay, like, we. Or like, instead of, like, cooking it. Yeah. When it's just me and my wife and kids were like, 1, 2, and 3. We're like, okay, we're not cooking. Like, let's just order it. And I was like, man, this gravy stuff's pretty dang good.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, listen, maybe one day I'll have to find some veggies.

[Morgan]

But. But I mean, like, if it's home cooked. I mean. But yeah, Grandma burned that turkey. I remember everybody like, oh, my gosh. And it smelled, and Grandma was feeling so bad, and, oh, my gosh, it, like, ruined her day. It, like, ruined her day because she's such a. She was such a good cook. And she was just like, oh, I burned the. And we thought about it for years after that. Hey, Grandma, don't burn the gravy. Check the gravy. Don't burn the gravy. Because you know what? I like a good bit.

[Lunchbox]

You do love it.

[Morgan]

You know what we do to my cousin? He's married now, right? Married.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

In high school, he had a girlfriend, and they went to the Renaissance Festival, and they dress up like one of those Renaissance people.

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[Morgan]

And they gave a framed picture to Grandma and Grandpa, like, as a present. Every Thanksgiving that we're together with the family, we slap that sucker on the table. Even with his wife. Love a good bit. Love a good bit.

[Lunchbox]

Poor guy.

[Morgan]

We are awesome.

[Lunchbox]

You want to know the one thing that I learned about my grandma after she had passed. Oh no, this is funny.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

She always made us these homemade cinnamon rolls, right?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And I was like these things are so good. Every year we get so excited. She'd make us. Everybody from the family would get to take one home.

[Morgan]

Ah.

[Lunchbox]

And we're looking for this recipe because everybody wants the cinnamon roll recipe.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

These things taste the exact same as roads frozen ones that come out of the frickin fridge at Walmart. And my dad was like I'm very convinced that these are the rolls that she always gave us. But she made her homemade like homemade icing. So that was what made it different.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

But we full on thought my grandma used to like hand make at 4am These cinnamon.

[Morgan]

That's really funny. That's really good.

[Lunchbox]

Shout out grandma.

[Morgan]

All right, everybody. Bye.

[Lunchbox]

Happy turkey weekend.

[Morgan]

Bye.

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