Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – "Did Morgan Get Hit On By Pervy Santa? (Weds Part 2)"
Release Date: December 11, 2024

In this engaging episode of The Bobby Bones Show, hosts Bobby Bones, Lunchbox, and Amy delve into a variety of entertaining and intriguing topics, ranging from Christmas movie trivia to surprising news stories and listener interactions. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key discussions, insights, and humorous exchanges that unfolded during the show.

1. Christmas Movie Trivia: The Rematch Challenge

The episode kicks off with Bobby Bones leading a spirited Christmas movie trivia game, igniting friendly competition among the hosts and listeners.

• Key Highlights:

  • Bobby Bones (00:10): "Listeners are demanding a rematch."
  • The hosts reminisce about classic Christmas films like Elf, A Christmas Story, and Miracle on 34th Street, sharing memorable quotes and favorite scenes.
  • Lunchbox (15:45): "It’s like something on the street."
  • Amy (27:30): "Miracle on 34th Street... You missed it. Eddie wins!"

• Notable Moments:

  • The playful banter reaches its peak when Amy mistakenly identifies Bad Santa instead of the correct movie, leading to good-natured ribbing.
  • The trivia segment concludes with a surprising tiebreaker and humorous declarations of both winners and the acknowledgment of listeners feeling "like the big losers."

2. News Highlights: Unusual Incidents and Surprising Developments

The hosts transition to discussing a series of bizarre and noteworthy news stories that caught their attention.

a. Utah Car Dealership Incident

• Story Overview:

  • A man in Sandy, Utah, drives his car through the front of an Amazon dealership after being denied a return, showcasing extreme frustration.

• Quotes:

  • Bobby Bones (35:20): "He told the dealership, 'I would drive the car through the front door if you do not let me return it.'"
  • Lunchbox (36:50): "Video is awesome. It’s crazy awesome."

b. Mystery Drone Sightings in New Jersey

• Story Overview:

  • Reports emerge of SUV-sized mystery drones hovering near military bases and other critical infrastructures in New Jersey.

• Quotes:

  • Amy (40:15): "They sound just weird. Say what they are. Aliens."
  • Bobby Bones (41:00): "It could totally change your life if you kill somebody."

c. Japanese High School Experience for Tourists

• Story Overview:

  • A Japanese company offers tourists a one-day high school experience, complete with traditional uniforms and activities like calligraphy and samurai training.

• Quotes:

  • Lunchbox (45:30): "I want to go to school in Japan. They train like samurais there!"

d. Delta Airlines' Golf Bag Controversy

• Story Overview:

  • A passenger alleges that Delta Airlines burned his $1,500 golf clubs upon returning them, leading to a $4,000 compensation after initial denial.

• Quotes:

  • Amy (50:00): "His clubs were all bent and broken, and they later apologized."
  • Lunchbox (50:45): "Clubs are so expensive."

e. $1.5 Million Pure White Art Canvas

• Story Overview:

  • A seemingly simple all-white canvas by artist Robert Ryman sells for an astonishing $1.5 million, sparking debates about art valuation.

• Quotes:

  • Bobby Bones (55:10): "He painted it white twice. It’s just pure white."
  • Amy (55:45): "Like if John Lennon did that, it would go for that much."

3. Local Crime Report: McDonald's Shooter in Pennsylvania

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing a harrowing incident involving a shooter at a McDonald's in Altoona, Pennsylvania.

• Story Overview:

  • Witnesses initially jokingly believed the shooter resembled someone they knew, but later realized the gravity of the situation as the man was unrecognizably armed and armed with a manifesto.

• Quotes:

  • Amy (60:30): "I still can’t believe it’s for real, on so many levels."
  • Lunchbox (65:15): "He was just chilling openly at a McDonald’s. Like, I'd be in a bunker somewhere."

• Discussion Points:

  • The complexity of the case, including the shooter's calm demeanor while publicly present at McDonald's.
  • Speculations about the shooter's motives and mental state, with references to chronic pain potentially leading to psychosis.
  • Ethical considerations regarding the compensation of tipster rewards and bureaucratic hurdles preventing the McDonald's employee from receiving the promised $60,000 reward.

4. Listener Interaction: Morgan's Encounter with 'Pervy Santa'

A standout segment features a listener named Morgan recounting an unsettling interaction with someone purporting to be Santa Claus.

• Story Overview:

  • Morgan shares an experience at a Christmas pop-up bar where she was approached by a man claiming to be Santa's helper, who insisted she give him a kiss on the cheek.

• Quotes:

  • Morgan (70:50): "He was there to be Santa… he was insistent. I kind of faked it at first."
  • Bobby Bones (72:00): "Could you be... you’d be a good judge."

• Analysis:

  • The host and co-hosts discuss the appropriateness of the man's behavior, debating whether it was an attempt to engage or something more sinister.
  • The conversation touches on the importance of consent and the discomfort arising from unsolicited advances, even in festive settings.

5. Bonehead Story: Overzealous Shoplifting Attempt at Walmart

Adding a comedic twist, the hosts narrate a listener-submitted story about a failed shoplifting attempt amidst a high police presence.

• Story Overview:

  • In Chesterfield County, Virginia, a man attempts to shoplift $1,400 worth of items from Walmart, only to find himself surrounded by 50 uniformed police officers.

• Quotes:

  • Bobby Bones (80:20): "Who thinks anyone's gonna shoplift if they're 50 cops?"
  • Lunchbox (81:05): "Not the kind of guy who thought that through."

• Humorous Takeaway:

  • The hosts laugh over the audacity of attempting such a heist, emphasizing the futility and sheer ridiculousness of the situation.

6. Listener Feedback: Grocery Cart Etiquette Debate

Listener Aaron from Ohio engages in a lively debate regarding the proper etiquette for returning grocery carts versus cleaning up after oneself in public spaces.

• Discussion Points:

  • Aaron questions the necessity of picking up after oneself at movie theaters, comparing it to returning grocery carts.
  • Lunchbox (85:30): "As a former cart guy, I do it out of respect for my fellow cart employee."
  • Amy (87:15): "Someone's gonna go pull grocery carts even if you put yours back."

• Insights:

  • The conversation underscores the importance of communal responsibility and the impact of individual actions on broader community services.
  • Hosts advocate for proactive behaviors that alleviate the workload on service employees, promoting a cleaner and more efficient environment for all patrons.

7. Closing Remarks and Theme Song Attribution

As the episode wraps up, Bobby Bones credits the show's theme song and production team, inviting listeners to connect via social media platforms.

• Credits:

  • Bobby Bones (95:00): "The Bobby Bones Show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry."

• Social Media Handles:

  • Reed Yarberry's Instagram: Reed Yarberry Scuba Steve
  • Bobby Bones' Instagram: @MrBobbyBones

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends lighthearted trivia, serious news discussions, and interactive segments, all infused with the hosts' signature humor and camaraderie. Whether debating public etiquette or dissecting unexpected news events, Bobby and his co-hosts provide listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful commentary.