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Angela Johnson
But first there, the last one. Enjoy a Coca Cola for a pause that refreshes. Hello.
Mari
Hi, Taren.
Angela Johnson
Get a little touch Up.
Taryn
Hi, I'm Taryn.
Mari
I'm Mari.
Taryn
And you're listening to the Touch Up. We hope you're picking up what we're putting down. Angela Johnson, she's.
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Angela Johnson
I like your greens on greens.
Mari
Yeah. I like a good monochromatic.
Angela Johnson
I love that. I'll be honest though. I don't typically, like, dress up cute, but I looked at your guys's podcast and you guys are always cute. So I was all, well, forget it then. Now I have to care.
Taryn
I know.
Mari
Well, yeah, yeah. You could have come in a baseball hat and sweatpants and it would have been awesome too.
Angela Johnson
Thank you.
Taryn
I mean, sometimes I'm like, sometimes we're not wearing shoes.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
You guys, you went with the. The browns. You went with the greens and I went with the black.
Mari
I stayed at the gym a little too long this morning.
Angela Johnson
Ah, I wish I could spend a time at the gym. Yeah. One moment and I tell myself, like, I got. I gotta start working out again. I gotta start working out again. And I don't do it. Like, I just don't do it. And I don't know why I don't do it, but I feel my body, like, atrophy. Like, I feel like myself just going.
Taryn
Rigor mortis.
Angela Johnson
Full on. Rigor mortis has set in.
Taryn
Wait a minute. I see little cute, like in home yoga videos.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. And that's it.
Mari
Oh, that's great.
Taryn
That's all you need.
Angela Johnson
No, but I'm not even doing them as often. I used to do them like three times a week. Now it's like once every couple weeks because I'm like, I have to move my body. It hurts.
Mari
Yeah, we don't want. You have a buffet.
Taryn
And you are a touring comedian. So she has a little bubba.
Angela Johnson
She's giving me 18 months.
Taryn
Oh, she's so Mari, the bad batch.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
What's her name?
Angela Johnson
Rosie.
Mari
She's so funny. 18 months is so funny.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
So cute. She's really cute.
Angela Johnson
She just like. Yeah, she's the best.
Mari
It was like covered in chocolate.
Angela Johnson
Ye. Yeah.
Taryn
Rosy.
Angela Johnson
A cute little sass.
Mari
Delicious. Well, you look like you do a pull up, so I feel like that's.
Angela Johnson
All that matters, you know? I look like you want to do a pull up. I have a video of me and this was even like, I don't know, four years ago. And it still stands. We're doing a pull up competition. And then my friends are full on like just like getting it. And then I'm like, I couldn't even pull one. Couldn't even pull one.
Taryn
Not even one. I couldn't do any negative one. I couldn't go down. Like I couldn't go up.
Mari
It's not easy. It's not.
Taryn
Well, I want to know what you did to your hair this morning because I love the way it looks.
Angela Johnson
I think it's so much. You're welcome. I did the Dyson air wrap.
Taryn
Okay.
Angela Johnson
And I did it yesterday.
Taryn
What? And it still looks like that.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, I did it yesterday and still looks that great.
Mari
It's just like this kind of Jennifer Aniston.
Taryn
It's very Jen Aniston right now, you know.
Angela Johnson
Thank you so much.
Taryn
I don't know how I feel about the dice. I think they're good for like personal use Dysons, but I don't think they're great to use use every day. Like as hard as like we use them.
Angela Johnson
I think there's like the pro version and then like a regular person who's not using it all day long.
Taryn
Okay, copy that. Copy that.
Angela Johnson
I'm pretty sure that's what they have.
Taryn
I just remember hearing they would always like circ it out or something.
Mari
I had to use it on a client one time. She was like, I have the. I only use the Dyson wrap. And I was like, she's like, can you use it on me? Yeah, totally. No, I couldn't. It was pretty embarrassing. Really? Yeah, I just couldn't. I just. It's the first time I ever used one ever. And I lied about it. I was like, I can use it.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. I just couldn't. You're. Oh, the Dyson. The Dyson.
Mari
Got you, girl.
Angela Johnson
Oh my gosh. Which one do you have?
Taryn
No, I like them. I don't know. I don't like to use them on people. I will use them on people. You know what I just got though is this thing I got on TikTok. It's a hot brush, a hot roll brush.
Angela Johnson
Okay.
Taryn
So you know how there's like a Dyson essentially is like you put something on it and you can blow dry a round brush. This is a hot round brush. So you just like brush your hair to curl it and I really enjoyed it.
Mari
Did you use it?
Taryn
I barely did it today. And I was like, oh, it gives.
Mari
You the Jennifer Aniston hair.
Angela Johnson
So it's a brush. But it gets hot like a curling Iron.
Taryn
Yes. So, like, so you can get really close too. And you won't get your scalp because of the bristles. So it's nice for. I have, like.
Angela Johnson
And there's no air coming out of it.
Taryn
No, no, no, no, no. It's a. It was $60. I think there's a. A chi one, but that's probably.
Mari
You got this from the Tick Tock store.
Taryn
I did get it from the Tick Tock store. I got. Got.
Mari
You got.
Angela Johnson
Oh, I got. Yeah, yeah. I got recently with a cheese grater. But I love it.
Mari
Nice.
Taryn
Yeah. See, it's like.
Mari
Tell me about this cheese grater, Angela.
Angela Johnson
I made hash browns. You just put the potato in and you just spin it so easily and it hot. And you don't have to plug it in. It's not electric or anything. So you change the blade of whatever shape you want.
Mari
I was gonna say, what's the shape of potato thing?
Angela Johnson
So I did hash browns and then I just put the potato. I peeled the potato, I put it in, and then you just turn it and then you push down on the potato and.
Taryn
Oh, I see. And it just shreds it.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
And your fingers are never in jeopardy.
Angela Johnson
Never in jeopardy. Yeah.
Mari
That's cool.
Taryn
I love TikTok. I don't know why they say that they're gonna ban it.
Mari
Every single one.
Taryn
It's so weird.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
I got a last minute massage at just one of those, you know, Asian massage parlors. And I'd been there before and I wanted one now. That's how I am with massages. Like, it's not getting an appointment.
Angela Johnson
I don't need a massage in a month. I need a massage right now.
Taryn
Yeah, I also need one right now.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
So I go in and it's like really clean too. It's not sketchy or anything. But he. I was laying on my belly and he put the sheet, like, way too low. It was like a lot of.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
It was uncomfortable from the get go.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
And so I'm laying there and he's doing his thing, and my hands like this. Right down below. Yeah. And I literally, in my head. Because you're in shock when this happens to you, said to myself, is that as a banana? Is that a banana? And I moved my hand, I put it back, and then it went back in my hand. The banana. Okay. I didn't say anything. And shame on me for not getting up. I froze.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, of course you did. I would freeze. I'm frozen right now. Yeah.
Mari
Because in my head I was like, it's A banana. But it was clearly in my hand through his sweatpants. And when he turned me over, he, like, he judged the sheet and went way too high, like, a couple times.
Angela Johnson
I hate him.
Mari
I hate him.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
What did we do? What did we do? Did we do. Sorry. 2020. Because I do.
Taryn
I have dignity. Dignity. I can't even say it.
Mari
Went home. Told my husband at the time, but told it when I was a la. I called you. And I was laughing hysterically because I was still in shock.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
Until the anger kicked in.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. I'm pissed right now.
Mari
And then I got angry.
Angela Johnson
We should do that. We should call.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
We should leave reviews.
Mari
Yeah.
Taryn
I mean, I've had so many massages by men, and I've never felt uncomfortable.
Angela Johnson
No.
Mari
That's my story about the time that I got.
Angela Johnson
I've had many uncomfortable massages. You have. Some are, like, where they get, like, they do things inappropriate like that. Maybe like, once or twice where it's like, not. That's pretty bad. But I've had, like, where they just get too close to my. And I'm like, you don't need to massage all the way up there. Like, this is not.
Mari
That's where he went to. He got close. It was like, I went like that.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
I think about it now.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
I go, shame on me, but not shame on you.
Angela Johnson
Crazy.
Mari
What happens to you in moments like that?
Angela Johnson
That's right. We freeze. We're. What do you do? And then it's that whole thing of, like, am I overreacting? Is this. Do I say something? I don't. I don't want him to feel bad.
Taryn
What is that?
Angela Johnson
We're like, we hate us.
Taryn
Don't want. I hate us.
Mari
I was like, did you.
Taryn
Why do we not want some douche to not feel bad?
Angela Johnson
Yeah. Like, what?
Mari
Now I know if that ever happens to me again, that, like, lesson learned.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
But then you think about all those girls, like.
Angela Johnson
And let this be a lesson to anybody watching. Right. If you are ever in an uncomfortable situation while you're getting a massage or any kind of professional anything, if you feel an ounce of being uncomfortable, just say those words. I'm sorry. I feel uncomfortable with that. Immediately. They're gonna go, ooh, yep, that's it. I'm sorry. I feel uncomfortable with that.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, done. Yeah.
Taryn
Yeah. And then we'll take that advice, too.
Angela Johnson
I've had a couple of uncomfortable massages, but that are actual. Not borderline assault, but, like, funny. Where There was one time I was getting a massage from this lady and all of a sudden, she started eating an apple.
Taryn
No, stop. No, thank you.
Angela Johnson
She's massaging me. And then pulls an apple out her bag.
Taryn
No.
Angela Johnson
And you know the sound of a crunch of an apple, like, my eyes are closed and I know that is an apple while she's massaging. I was like, oh, that's interesting. And then there was one time I had a massage. So did you say anything where. No.
Mari
Yeah. No.
Angela Johnson
Again, I was like, well, she's hungry, I guess. I don't know. But I was like, this is. Yeah. Then I had another time. Somebody was massaging me. I guess he had ordered food or something. So they brought his food into the room where he was massaging. And you know the smell of french fries when they're not your French fries, like they're in an elevator. Like, French fries that you're looking at, you go, I want one of those. But then, like, the smell of French fry that was just in an elevator before you got there is disgusting.
Mari
It's a very specific smell, and I totally understand that.
Angela Johnson
And that's kind of what it smelled like. It smelled like, I think, because I wasn't expecting french fries. I was expecting lavender and eucalyptus, and all of a sudden it was like peanut oil and just full on fry. And I was like, oh, my God, this is disgusting. And then the other time I actually wrote a joke about it is I had somebody fall asleep. Well, giving me a massage.
Mari
No.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. Were you like.
Taryn
You're like, hello, Hello.
Mari
I'm sorry, Hello. Two food scenarios, and then someone fell asleep.
Angela Johnson
Well, okay, being honest, in my joke, I. It's in my. My fifth hour special.
Taryn
I say our special.
Angela Johnson
Yes. You're.
Taryn
You have five specials?
Angela Johnson
I have six. I'm working on my seventh. Narcoleptic is in my fifth hour special. And when I tell the story, it's. It's one story, one person. This happened, but in real life, it was twice, two different people. One time was in Phoenix. One time was in Denver. And the story that I tell, it's mainly the Phoenix story with, like, a touch of Denver, but it was really two different situations. And one, the first time was in Phoenix. And it was towards the end of the massage, and he was rubbing my feet and he started to, like, slow down.
Mari
No.
Angela Johnson
Oh, God, yeah. And then it just kind of stopped. And in my brain I go, is he doing, like some meditation thing? Right? Like, he's. Exactly. He's energying the stress out of my foot right now. But then I heard his breathing go like.
Taryn
No.
Angela Johnson
And I was like, oh, my God, he's asleep. And then he just, like, woke himself up and then kept going. And I was like, this guy just fell asleep while he was massaging my.
Mari
Did you. Did you, like, open one?
Angela Johnson
I did, but my. I didn't, like, look up or anything. And, like, I was still, like, face. I was like, wait, is he sleeping?
Mari
Oh, my God.
Angela Johnson
And then he, like, woke himself up. And then the Denver story actually had to stop the massage because it was like 15 minutes into the massage, and it had happened a couple times. He was massaging. He was standing up, massaging my back like this. And then he just kind of stopped with his hands on my back. And then I was like, are you okay? And he goes, oh, sorry. Must be the music. Yeah, that's amazing.
Mari
That's amazing music. He was like, got my ultra tranquil music on today. Like, this one.
Angela Johnson
So then it happened a couple more times, and I was like, hey, I think we need to end this massage now. Thank you.
Mari
Oh, and kept passing out.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. So then we stopped the massage about 30 minutes in, and I was checking out. Obviously, I didn't have to pay for the service, but they were, like, so sorry. And then I felt bad because she was like, so sorry. He's a new dad, and they have a new baby at home, so he's, like, up all night with the baby. And at the time, I don't have understanding for, like, new parents. So I was like, like, okay, great. That doesn't affect me other than I just really wanted a massage today, and I didn't get a massage. Like, I didn't say that to her. I was just like, okay, yeah, that's fine. Thank you. Whatever. But I was annoyed.
Mari
Yeah, sure.
Angela Johnson
Now that I'm a parent, I get it. I'm like, oh, it's understandable, but probably still, you shouldn't fall asleep on your clients.
Taryn
Just take another month, bro.
Mari
Yeah, take another month. Drink a Red Bull.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Drink a Red Bull. I get it. You can't take another month because you have to provide for your new baby that you have. Drink Red Bull, bro. Yeah.
Mari
Replace the tranquil music with some ZZ.
Angela Johnson
Top in your AirPods. Yeah.
Mari
You're like, hype music on, like your gangster rap. You're all just like, something. Must be the murder.
Angela Johnson
The most aggressive massage ever. I'm like, oh, thank you. Sure. He's like, wow.
Mari
Milking those toes.
Taryn
Talking to I'm the boss.
Angela Johnson
That's a fun. Yeah.
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Angela Johnson
You know what?
Mari
I can see you as Mr. Darcy.
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Taryn
I want to dive into comedy.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Taryn
And how you do it, it's just so wild to me. I could never wrap my brain around, like, just anybody who's on the road a lot. Like your makeup and hair routine, your skincare routine. Like, how do you take care of yourself? How do you sleep? How do you get enough sleep? How do you.
Angela Johnson
All right, which one first?
Taryn
Oh, my God.
Mari
Well, I mean, how do you be a mom? Yeah. Because.
Angela Johnson
Does she.
Taryn
Sometimes she comes.
Angela Johnson
Sometimes she comes. If I'm on the road for longer than two days, I will bring her.
Taryn
Okay.
Angela Johnson
Like, if it's three or more days, then I'm gonna bring her with me.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
The longest I've been without seeing her is three days. And even that was kind of like an accident. It was supposed to be two days, ended up being three, and I was like, no. Yeah.
Taryn
But are you on a tour bus, or do you just fly?
Angela Johnson
No, I'll be on a tour bus next year. Fun. I'm very excited. It's my first time with a toddler on a tour bus, so that'll be fun.
Taryn
That's gonna be cute.
Mari
That's gonna be adorable.
Taryn
I think that's gonna be really cute.
Angela Johnson
It'll be an adventure. Yeah. And that's what I'm looking forward to, like, the family band. We're traveling all over the country.
Taryn
Is your husband coming, too? Oh, my God. That's gonna be so cute.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. Everybody's coming, Danielle. Everybody. Whole team.
Mari
Is your husband a comedian?
Angela Johnson
No.
Mari
Is he funny?
Angela Johnson
No. Sometimes. Absolutely not. Sometimes he's funny. Like, he does music. When he used to tour doing music, he would be funny on stage, and, like, in between songs, he would say funny things. But I think he probably thinks he's funnier than he is. Probably.
Taryn
I think that's men.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he is funny. Like, I laugh.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
But he probably thinks he's hilarious. You're like, I like that.
Mari
No, he's. He is funny. Yeah, I do laugh.
Angela Johnson
I think that's because I get more nervous when he's funny because I'm nervous for what he's gonna say because he doesn't have a filter, so he can, like, offend people sometimes.
Mari
Those are my favorite kind of people.
Angela Johnson
I know, but I'm like. Like, I'm very. Like, I. I know timing. I know my limits. I know whatever. And I know. Like, oh, that's gonna be whatever room.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Thank you.
Taryn
Literally, for a living, that's what you do.
Angela Johnson
Literally, Yes. I can read the room. And sometimes I think he does not read the room. And I think that's why I get nervous. So anytime we've been asked to, like, host something together or whatever, I'm like, okay, here we go. You know, like. And a lot of times some racist.
Mari
My dad's like that very much so. It's scary to be around.
Angela Johnson
He'll a lot of times he'll ace it and he's great. And I'm like, oh, I was nervous for no. For no reason. And then a different situation will happen. I'd be like, see, there's the reason. That's why. That's why I was nervous last time. But we got out scot free. And now this time we did it every other one. That's right. That's right. That's so funny.
Taryn
Now let's talk about, like skincare and makeup in here. Because you have to do your own stuff, right? You don't break.
Angela Johnson
Yes, I do my own stuff. And every now and then I'll be in a city where somebody's like, hey, can I do your makeup when you're here? And absolutely. There's. There's been times when I'm like, yes, and I've made relationships. And then there's other times where I'm so, like, tired that I'm like, the thought of somebody coming in, setting up. I have to talk and then do your thing.
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Angela Johnson
When I could. Just real quick. For sure.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
I'm like, nah, girl. Yeah.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Sometimes if it's a big theater, I'll be like, yeah, come do my makeup. But if I'm just doing club show after club show, I'm like, I don't even make it.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. I'm. Girl, I'm wearing my Lululemons and a hoodie on stage. I don't need my makeup done.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Because I get, I don't know, sometimes just sitting in the chair is tiring. Like, posture. Let me move. Oh, let me not be on my phone so I can. You know what I mean?
Mari
Also, like, getting to know somebody for the first time too, right? You're like, let's talk. Let's have your whole life story. Here we go.
Taryn
And it's like, oh, I hate this. This. Yeah, please don't do this. Yeah, it's. Yeah, I can see that. I mean, I hate getting, like my hair done. Like sitting at a salon. I'm like, oh, just cut it off. I'm over this. Get me out of here so I can. I. I get. But I get that.
Angela Johnson
But I do my own makeup, and.
Mari
I do have really nice skin. Yeah, you do have.
Angela Johnson
Really. Thank you. Oh, my God.
Taryn
Did you see this creator, though?
Mari
She does. She's got great eyes.
Angela Johnson
Thank you.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Thank you so much. Every good thing you say about me, I have a negative one to go right with it. I was like, oh, but did you see this? Your eyes? Oh, but did you see my eyelid? How it's over here like this?
Mari
I'm always the first person to call out, like, something like, wait, you look great.
Taryn
You look.
Angela Johnson
I'm like, you look beautiful. I love your hair. Let me tell you why you shouldn't.
Mari
Yeah. Yeah.
Angela Johnson
This weekend, I thought I brought dry shampoo, and I brought a little mousse instead, and I went like this. I shook it and went, shh.
Mari
Amazing.
Angela Johnson
And I made my greasy head greasier.
Taryn
Yep.
Angela Johnson
For my shows.
Taryn
Did you just do a little pony then, or like a. I did a.
Angela Johnson
Pony, but here's the thing. Forgot my hairbrush. I had a claw clip, so I was using my claw clip to brush through my hair. I forgot a hair tie. Who forgets a hair tie?
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
So then I had to ask Danielle, who's. Her room's, like, across the hall. So then she gives me one of her hair ties, and I just had to do it like a slick pony because of my greased out moose head. Yeah, my moose head.
Mari
Yeah.
Taryn
What made you want to start a podcast?
Angela Johnson
Well, you're like, I'm really. A lot. A lot of people said that I should, and I didn't want to for a long time. I didn't want to do a podcast mainly because I was nervous about. There was a few reasons I was nervous about sound bites, like, somebody taking something out of context that I've said. Like, I'm always too concerned with offending people, which is not.
Taryn
Imagine that, though. Not everybody's offended by everything.
Angela Johnson
I know. So that was, like, one reason I was like, no, I'm gonna say something that's gonna offend somebody. And same thing for, like, hosting talk shows and stuff. Like, I've been asked to audition for certain talk shows to, like, be a panel.
Taryn
Would love for you to be some kind of host.
Angela Johnson
I would hate it because I'm.
Mari
Wait, like, what do you mean, the panel for a talk show?
Angela Johnson
Like the View, the Talk, the Real O. Like, that kind of stuff die for you to do?
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
I always would get Nervous because I don't want to, like, say something in the moment. That's. Anytime I'm asked to give my opinion on something, I always get nervous because now it's up for debate. My opinion is this. Well, my opinion is this. And then you put it out on the Internet, and now everybody has an opinion about your opinion.
Mari
Yeah, but that's the world that we live in.
Angela Johnson
I know. And that's why I don't want to invite more of that into my life. You know what I'm saying? So. Which is a lot of my comedy is storytelling and not so much my opinion on. Even though if you listen deep, intently, you can see, like, oh, this is my opinion about social media these days. I guess I just try in my comedy to not start debates, even if it's, like, not offensive. I don't want to debate.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
My interest is in debating.
Mari
I'm not a debater.
Taryn
I always have been afraid to put myself out there just because it's like, well, then people get to comment on what you look like and what you said, and there's going to be people that think we're not funny or we're not entertainment or we're bad makeup artists or, like, whatever, but now I just don't care.
Angela Johnson
And that was part of me saying yes to doing a podcast and wanting to do it. Fungila.
Mari
Yes, that's the name of your podcast. It's adorable.
Taryn
Thank you.
Mari
He's suing Fungila.
Angela Johnson
I think I just like talking to different people who are like, listen, there is. Your voice is needed for someone. It's not for everyone, obviously, but there are people who need what you have to say. And on stage and doing standup, there's a rhythm to it. There's punchline, there's setup punchline. You cut the fat, you take out the details so you can get to the comedy of it. And I love when I have the opportunity to go deeper and, like, actually just have, like, real conversations with people. So it makes sense I would want to do a podcast.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
And then I went through the whole thing of, oh, but I'm a comedian, so people are going to expect me to just have a comedy podcast, but I don't want to do just a silly, funny comedy podcast. Like, I would want to do something with heart as well. And so that's where it came to gratitude, because gratitude is one of my tools that I use with my mental health, and it's one of the things that I practice. And so then I said, okay, I'll do a mental Health and comedy podcast. And it's going to be focused on gratitude. So that's what we do is we share matitudes and gratitudes. When our. We do one matitude, which is the thing that's making you mad these days. And like, what is it? What's pissing you off, giving you a bad attitude? What is your matitude? And we talk about that and then we move into gratitude and we're like, what are five things that you're grateful for in life? And usually those five things will like lead us into a story, into, in your life. And it's been great. It's been so fun. Good. And it's really just like elevating your vibration and putting good vibes out there into the world.
Mari
That's the most important thing too. And also it's so therapeutic that you get to like do this and share your. Like you're listening to other people share their stories and it's like healing for you too because you're, it's giving you that space that you can be like, oh, okay, this is, I can get to be that person on stage, being a comedian, making people laugh. But this is truly see who I am and really what I want to talk about.
Angela Johnson
And I love to connect with people. I'm sure when you're gone you're like, yeah, yeah. Surface talk is like hard for me. Yeah. Like when you're at a party, you're at an event, Awful. Oh my gosh. And you have to like schmooze.
Taryn
Yeah, schmooziness.
Mari
That's why I don't, that's why we don't go to those things.
Angela Johnson
Me, schmoozing, I can't. It's so I. Staying on the surface, I can't do it.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
But having an opportunity to go deep with someone and being like, like, oh, so tell me about your relationship with your mom. Yeah, like, how did that work out? Whoa. Why do you think this. Blah, blah, blah.
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Mari
Can I take three guesses where you're from, Angela? Because I think you have an accent.
Angela Johnson
I hear that a lot. I'm curious what you think the accent is. Calgary. Where's Calgary?
Taryn
Canada.
Angela Johnson
Oh no.
Mari
A map girl Minnesota? No, like a Dakota.
Angela Johnson
Minnesota.
Mari
No, not. Not Minnesota. Okay, hold on. There's, like, something in there. Like a Midwest. I feel like Yonkers.
Taryn
California.
Angela Johnson
Like, me. I'm from California.
Mari
Oh, you're from California.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Mari
It was like some kind of thing that you were. There was an accent in there, though, that was not like a Midwest.
Taryn
Like a Raiders fan. Like, I feel like I'm from the bay. Yeah. Okay.
Mari
You might be the first person I actually.
Angela Johnson
But I always hear that. My whole life, I hear I have an accent, but I feel like it's whatever you sound like. I'm gonna start sounding a little bit like it. So then my voice just starts sounding weird.
Mari
Okay.
Angela Johnson
You know what I mean?
Mari
Yeah.
Taryn
Rapid fire.
Mari
Did you. I have one more question. Did you always know that you wanted to be a comedian?
Angela Johnson
No. No.
Taryn
Oh, this is a good story.
Angela Johnson
No, I wanted to be an actress.
Mari
Okay.
Angela Johnson
I was a cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders. Yes.
Mari
Honey, get out of here.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, I was a cheerleader. Yes. Hi, I'm Angela. Nice to see you.
Taryn
I'm like, I don't know anything about you.
Mari
So you were a dancer?
Angela Johnson
No.
Mari
That's why you have a banging body. You were a cheerleader. Sing.
Angela Johnson
I was a cheerleader. I didn't grow up technically trained as a dancer. I did Pop Warner cheerleading. So I had rhythm. Yep, that one. Hey. Yeah. Let's go.
Mari
Let's go.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, I did. That kind of cheerleading is more like pirouette.
Mari
Yeah, sure.
Angela Johnson
So I didn't know.
Mari
They're like Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. It's the same kind of.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I. I went to. The long story is I was in junior college. I wanted to be an actress, but it was like a fantasy. I would never say it out loud because I was embarrassed. Like, how embarrassing? I want to be an actress. Like, I might as well say, I want to be a princess.
Mari
Oh, princess.
Angela Johnson
A princess. I might as well say that, right? So I had a friend who moved to la, and she became an actress. And she was in commercials, music videos. And so we'd see her. Oh, there she's in a Ross commercial. There she is in the NSYNC music video. And we like, oh, my gosh. And I remember talking to her one time, and I was like, to do what you're doing? And she's like, okay, if you move to la, I'll help you. I'll help you get started, and I'll show you how to do it. I'm like, no way. Like, now it's an actual dream not so much a fantasy. Sure. Yeah.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
So then I run into another friend who I grew up with doing Pop Warner cheerleading. And she was like, yeah, I'm a Raider at Now I cheer for the Oakland Raiders. You should come try out. We're about to have tryouts. And I was like, oh, no, that's not my thing at all. And then basically I was at this place in my life where I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I had my friend in LA saying, if you come here, I'll help you. But I feel like I needed a sign if that was gonna make that big of a move to move to Hollywood. I've never lived outside of my mom's house before. And I'm gonna move to a whole different city and live with strangers and, like, chase a dream of something I don't know how to do. I need a sign. So I said, I'm gonna go try out for the Oakland Raiders. And if I make the squad, I'm gonna do it for one year. And then I'm gonna move to Hollywood. I'm gonna try to be an actress. So I went to the Raider at tryouts in Oakland by myself. I've always been tomboy. I remember I. I went to Forever 21 and I bought, like, some heels from Forever 21. You know how they have those $12 heels, like, in the front of the store? I just bought some heels and like a little mini skirt and like a little tank top. And I went to this audition and I made it to the next round. There was 750 girls at this audition.
Mari
Oh, my.
Angela Johnson
Everybody came to this. Everybody in the whole routine. Then after that, I had to learn a routine. I had to learn a dance routine and. And then I had to get, like, these little dance shorts and stuff because I'm not a trained dancer. So I had to, like, go to a dance store and get, like, dance shoes. I never had dance shoes. How to get dance shoes. And it's now down to like, maybe 300 girls at this hotel in Oakland. I think it was like the Hilton or something. And there's all these 300 girls learning dance routine. And on the stage is the director and choreographer. And she has her little Britney Spears microphone on. And she has her, like, her two Raiderettes with her that are current raidertes that are, you know, teaching, helping us learn this routine.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
At some point we're learning. And then play the music now. Let's try it again. Woo, woo, woo. We're learning this routine. At some point, the director Comes off the stage and she's walking through the audience, and she weaves her way through the audience, and she walks up to me and she says, clearly, you have no dance training, but you have something that cannot be taught.
Mari
Riz.
Taryn
Riz.
Angela Johnson
It's that. Riz, honey. That's how the kids call it today.
Mari
It's that ri.
Angela Johnson
Drip. Drip. That's drip. Thank you. And I, I. That was the best backhanded compliment I had ever received because it was really just so power.
Mari
I think it's more important than actually.
Angela Johnson
Having talent for exactly what she was saying.
Taryn
Yeah, you don't.
Angela Johnson
You don't have training, but you have the it.
Mari
You got the je ne sais quoi.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, you have it. You are him. Yeah, that's it.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
And then I auditioned and I made the squad. I cheered for that one year, and I was named rookie of the year for the squad for the Raidertes.
Mari
And the only one who had no formal training was named rookie of the year.
Angela Johnson
In all fairness, I was. I was co Rookie of the year. There was two of us who were rookies of the year. But, yeah, we went to the super bowl that year. It was like the best year to pick to be a cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders. And the super bowl was in San Diego. And the very next weekend after the Super Bowl, I came home, I packed up my room, put it in my station wagon, My mom handed me down her station wagon, and I drove to LA the very next weekend and started my career. And my friend kept her word. She helped me get started. She helped me register as an extra to be an extra. And even that story is incredible because I don't have entertainment experience. And so she's like, okay, listen, you're gonna go sign up at this extras casting agency. It's a casting agency just for extras. They cast all the extras in all the TV shows and movies. You gotta go register. She's like, but when you go and register, there's gonna be a line of people out the door that wanna register to be an extra, because anybody can register. So she's like, this is what I want you to do. Don't wait in line. I want you to walk up to the front window and I want you to ask for a guy named Sam. Okay? And I want you to bring your raider at headshot and bring a tray of cookies. And when Sam comes out, I want you to give him the cookies, give him your headshot and just say, I'm new in town. I just wanted to leave this here with you. And let you know I'm available to be an extra. That's it. Don't sign up. Don't do anything. Okay, great. So I'm like, this feels real sleazy, first of all.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
It feels like all the casting couches they told me not to get involved with. But. All right, here we go.
Taryn
Here we are.
Angela Johnson
So I show up at the casting agency. Sure enough, there's a line of people out the door, just like she said. And here I come with my cookies, just cutting in front of everybody. I'm like, oh, this feels real nasty.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
And I'm like, you know, I'm here to see Sam. She's like, okay, hold on. And then here comes this guy, Sam, walking from the back offices to the front lobby. And he comes out wearing a Raiders hat. And he. Here I am with my radio at Headshot. We just came off the super bowl, like, a few weeks ago. So I'm like, oh, hi. I'm new. I just wanted to leave us here with you. He sees my Headshot and he goes, raiders? No way. Immediately, Bing.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
And he's like, all right, thanks for letting me know. We'll be in touch. I'm like, okay, great. And I leave. My phone number calls me like, I don't know, three days later. Wow. Hey, I have a spot for you. Do you want to be an extra on Friendship? Stop, the biggest show on television right now.
Taryn
Go away.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. I do want to be an extra on Friends. He's like, okay, show up there on Thursday. Here's your information. I go to Warner Brothers Studios to be an extra on Friends. This is my first time doing anything in the entertainment industry. And I'm walking through this huge lot walking by all the sound stages. I have no idea what I'm doing. And I remember walking in to the studio, seeing the stage, seeing, like, oh, here's Joey and Chandler's apartment. Here's Monica and Rachel's apartment. Here's Central Perk. Like, I am on the set of Friends. Like, my favorite show of all time. Like, here I am on the set of Friends. This is wild.
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Angela Johnson
So he ended up signing me up to be an extra. And I made friends with the AD the assistant director on the show who was really funny. And I was funny funny. So me and him would just be funny together. Yeah. And then he'd be like, oh, you're funny. I'm gonna bring you back tomorrow. Yeah, okay, cool. Oh, you're funny. I'm gonna bring you back next week. And then we just start vibing Right. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna bring you back next week. Next thing you know, I'm an extra on Friends for season nine and ten. Oh, my God. Now their final season.
Mari
I wanna. I know I gotta go back to these episodes.
Angela Johnson
Oh, you'll see me in the season nine and ten. It's the end of season nine to season ten. Dead and. Yeah. And that's how I started my career. And it's incredible. Yeah, it's one of. That's one of my favorite jobs I've ever had was being an extra on Friends.
Mari
And what did you have to do as being an extra?
Angela Johnson
You're just like, I'm in the coffee shop, walking from the coffee bar to the chair, walking from, you know, this side of the window to the door. When Joey says, how you doing? You exit the building. Great, great. How you doing? That's it.
Mari
I want to be an extra. I'm going to be an extra.
Taryn
How much you get paid?
Mari
How many monies?
Angela Johnson
I'll say $150.
Mari
Oh, I get 95. And then I'll take that.
Angela Johnson
If you were in the Union, you got $125 for the day. And then I was an.
Mari
And you're on set for a while, too. You're hanging around there for.
Angela Johnson
Oh, yeah. And then I just was, like, cool with everybody. And so, like. Like, you're not supposed to talk to the cast members. You know what I mean? And, like, if they saw you trying to talk to the cast member, immediately you removed. You were like, nope. And never welcomed back. You're like, nope, out of here. I wouldn't talk to them, but they would talk to me.
Mari
Interesting. They just knew you just had that. Yeah, I know. When you have that kind of energy and that vibration of people. I get it. Yeah, I get it.
Taryn
Please don't talk to me.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, it would be. No, it would just be like, like, I'm. I'm here. I'm just doing my job.
Mari
Courtney Cox, you need to get to work.
Angela Johnson
Work. I'm just here doing my job.
Mari
You got to get to work. Bingaling.
Taryn
Yeah, I'll rest in peace.
Angela Johnson
I know. I think I've. I've had a personal conversation probably with all of them, but not like anything memorable. Like, we talked about family, just something we're like, oh, hey, do you. Blah, blah, blah, blah. No blah, blah. Okay, cool. Like, something like that. Like a simple whatever.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
And my story that I wrote about in my book that I still to this day, I remember being at the craft service table and then There was these little tea cakes that we loved, and they were so good. And I remember Lisa Kudrow walking up, and her and I both were sitting there, standing there, eating the tea cakes, and her being like, these are so good. Right? And I'm like, they are good. And then that was my moment with Lisa Kudrow, and I was just like. All she did was say a sentence of just like, these are good. Right? But she said it to me.
Taryn
Such a fan.
Mari
She said it to me.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
They are good.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Yes.
Taryn
What a. What a story, what a career, what a story, What a legacy icon you are.
Angela Johnson
Thank you so much.
Taryn
You're welcome so much. You had five specials. You've written a book, you're going on a massive tour. Wow. You have a podcast. You were Raiders cheerleader. That's crazy.
Angela Johnson
What am I doing?
Mari
Yeah, Yeah. I love people like that.
Taryn
Doing whatever you want to do, it sounds like.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Taryn
That's.
Mari
You're like a generating manifester. You probably don't even know you're doing it, but you.
Angela Johnson
I think I have seasons of that.
Mari
Yeah. Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Of being a manifester and then seasons of what am I doing? And then seasons of, how do I do that?
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
And then scenes. Seasons of dreaming and having dreams, and then seasons of not having dreams. Like, if you were to ask me right now, like, what's your dream? What do you want to do? I'd be like, I mean, I have my overall dream of, like, I would love to have a sitcom one day, but, like, is that fueling my. Is that fueling me right now dream? No.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. And it's all representation. Like, it's all a sign to me, at least.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
I can tell, like, the fact that I'm not working out regularly.
Mari
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
I know for a fact my insides are not 100.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
Meaning, like, I don't have vision. I don't have direction. I don't have any of that. Like, it's a little messy on the inside because I can see it in my outside. I see it in the fact that I'm not exercising. I'm not motivated to exercise. I'm not motivated to, like, wake up in the morning and have some me time. Have some, like, devotion, like, me and God time. I'm not motivated to do any of that. I'm, like, just going. I'm just wake up. Go. Wake up. Go. Okay, okay. And then I'm fine with it.
Mari
Yeah, until you're not.
Angela Johnson
Until you're not.
Taryn
Yeah. And then you make that change.
Mari
It's so hard to be consistent.
Angela Johnson
Per.
Mari
Yeah, we're not perfect. Like, anyone who sits there and, like, I'm my healing journey every day and every morning. I do. You're like, great. That's amazing. Is that, like, really realistic? Can you live every single day of your life like that? I. I don't.
Angela Johnson
I know.
Taryn
Because sometimes it's hard.
Angela Johnson
I do want to be in that season again, though.
Mari
I loved that season. It was.
Taryn
You will be.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Mari
Yeah, you will be.
Taryn
When you're ready to make space for that, then you will be.
Angela Johnson
That's what it. I got to make space for it.
Taryn
Yeah, you.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, you do.
Taryn
Because it takes time, effort, and, like, mindfulness and doing things with purpose.
Angela Johnson
It's.
Taryn
That's hard to do.
Angela Johnson
It's interesting because I'll have a conversation with someone who is in that season or, like, I'll be witnessing it and I see it, and I'll be like, yeah, I want that again.
Mari
Yeah. It's inspiring.
Angela Johnson
Yeah.
Taryn
Yeah.
Angela Johnson
But then when it comes time to like, I'll be like, okay, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow early, and I'm gonna, like, do some, like, journaling or, like, something, and I'll wake up early and I'm like, like, where was that inspiration that I had when I saw them going through it? I'm like, it's not here this morning.
Taryn
Yeah, well, maybe tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe tomorrow.
Mari
Yeah, I'm.
Angela Johnson
I'll even start journaling and be like, nothing's coming out.
Mari
Nothing's coming out. Dear, dear, dear. Die, dear, Die, dear.
Angela Johnson
Yeah, I'm going to take a nap.
Mari
My hand starts hurting. I don't write enough. That's a problem.
Taryn
Writing is hard sometimes. Like, I'm writing a check.
Angela Johnson
Yeah. If you started seeing me post more workout videos in my stories and, you know, oh, she getting it together.
Mari
She get it together.
Taryn
She's coming back Raiders.
Mari
She's in that season.
Taryn
Angela Johnson. Well, thank you so much for coming.
Angela Johnson
Oh, my God.
Taryn
We can find you online. Just Angela Johnson Reyes.
Angela Johnson
On Instagram at Angela Johnson. I. I go by Angela Johnson Reyes, but my handle is still just Angela Johnson.
Taryn
Riz.
Angela Johnson
Hello.
Mari
Angela Johnson.
Taryn
Riz Reyes. Angela Riz.
Mari
That got me so always, like, how did you not say this before? No, Reyes, keep the secret.
Taryn
She's so funny. If you get a chance. Thank you. See her in person. Her live comedy is amazing. Listen to her podcast.
Angela Johnson
Woo. Yay.
Mari
It was so nice to meet you too.
Taryn
Thank you so much for listening.
Mari
Thank you for giving us the space and seeing us.
Taryn
Oh, God, shut up.
Mari
Goodbye.
Taryn
See you later.
Mari
See you later.
Taryn
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to the Touchup podcast. Please follow us on instagram @the TouchUp podcast. Follow us on TikTok @the TouchUp. If you have any beauty questions, give us a ring. 615-338-5953 See you later. Bye.
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Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: EP 61 ANJELAH JOHNSON-REYES: Comedy & Motherhood, Massages Gone Wrong, Cheering at the Super Bowl, Working on Friends & More
Release Date: November 9, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Guest: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
Co-hosts: Taryn, Mari
In this lively and candid episode, Anjelah Johnson-Reyes joins the hosts to discuss her journey through comedy, motherhood, and unexpected life adventures—including the highs of cheering at the Super Bowl and the lows of massages gone wrong. With her trademark humor and honesty, Anjelah shares insights on balancing touring with parenting, facing vulnerability in standup and podcasting, and stories from iconic sets like Friends. The group dives into practical life (from workout struggles to TikTok gadgets), the importance of gratitude, and the messy reality of personal growth.
This episode is a warm, empowering, and laugh-out-loud look inside Anjelah Johnson-Reyes’ world. From unexpected massage mishaps to her path from NFL cheerleader to comedy star, Anjelah’s openness about vulnerability, motivation, and gratitude provides listeners with both inspiration and solidarity. The camaraderie with the hosts is genuine and playful. Candid conversations about boundary-setting, mental health, and the realities of pursuing creative dreams will resonate with anyone navigating the ups and downs of modern womanhood—or just looking for a great story and a good laugh.