FRI: Bobby's Final Thoughts Heading into Surgery + Why Amy REALLY Might Go to Jail + How a Bachelorette Party Stranger Became Her Husband + Cut-throat Easy Trivia!

Summary

Podcast Summary – The Bobby Bones Show

Episode: FRI: Bobby's Final Thoughts Heading into Surgery + Why Amy REALLY Might Go to Jail + How a Bachelorette Party Stranger Became Her Husband + Cut-throat Easy Trivia! Date: November 7, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Guests/Contributors: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Vincent Mason

---

Overview

This episode blends Bobby’s pre-surgery anxieties with zany team banter, a recap of a wild real-life wedding twist, friendly competition via “Easy Trivia,” and listener call-ins about run-ins with the law. Special guest Vincent Mason joins to share stories from the road, and the crew debates fate versus free will. The show moves through humor, personal admissions, and good news stories, closing on Bobby’s reflection before his ankle surgery.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Cut-throat Easy Trivia Showdown (Starts ~03:15)

• Contestants: Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan
• The crew faces off in themed rounds (sports, anatomy, famous cats, sports numbers, company trivia, etc.).
• Best moments:
  • Lunchbox misunderstood “antithesis” during a Mario trivia question.
  • Eddie confidently guessed “Walmart” as the world’s largest retailer.
  • Amy clinched the win answering that Amazon is the largest online retailer.
• Quote:
  • “No is always an option.” – Bobby Bones on saying yes to things (12:49)

2. Listener Dilemma: The Reluctant Maid of Honor (~11:00)

• A listener recounts agreeing to be maid of honor for a not-so-close friend, now regrets it, especially with the bride’s sister unhappy about not being chosen.
• Advice:
  • Bobby insists she has to follow through since she’s already committed.
  • The panel debates whether it’s ever right to say no and discusses alternate solutions like co-maids of honor.
• Memorable moment: Bobby and Eddie act out “turning down” a maid of honor request for comedic effect (12:55).

3. Stories from the Road: Vincent Mason Interview (~13:52)

• Van vs. bus touring: Vincent shares wild van moments—losing a wheel at 70mph and hitting a bear (14:03–15:31).
  • “I just see it roll up a ramp...it was 40 yards in the air, going 70 mph, just flying into somebody's ranch.” – Vincent Mason (14:15)
• Songwriting & TikTok:
  • The song “Hell as a Dance Floor” went viral thanks to a catchy lyric and TikTok clips (16:18–16:45).
  • “Just that kind of moment in the songwriting, I knew we did something. That’s a great line.” – Vincent Mason (16:34)
• First Covers: His most played cover is “American Kids” by Kenny Chesney (17:15).
• Stage mishaps: Technical failures at a festival, like his mic not working for the first six minutes in front of 12,000 people, are recounted with humor (19:18–20:19).

4. Fun Fact Friday! (~26:51)

• Classic segment featuring random, often hilarious facts:
  • A “buttload” is an actual unit of measurement – 130 gallons (26:53).
  • The Boston Typewriter Orchestra exists and has played concerts since 2004 (27:30).
  • On average, a 4-year-old asks 437 questions per day (28:03).
  • Humans share 50–60% DNA with bananas. (28:39)
  • Elevator door holes are for emergency tool access, not for “peeping.” (29:04)
  • Magic tricks have no copyright protection, just a code of ethics (29:29).

5. Listener Calls & Legal Mishaps (~45:50)

• Amy might go to jail? A listener describes being jailed for an expired license in Tennessee, sparking on-air debate about whether Amy (with her own expired license) is at risk (45:50).
  • “Guys, if Amy had to get a mug shot, oh my God… It would be public. It’d be awesome.” – Bobby (46:13)
• Playful speculation on what Amy’s prison persona would be, plus Bobby and Eddie brainstorm a prank involving Amy and a fake cop (46:45).

6. Stranger Than Fiction: Bachelorette Party Wedding Story (~30:42)

• Lunchbox relays the viral story of a bride who, during her bachelorette party, meets three guys she invites to her wedding.
• Six weeks later, after the wedding (attended by the three), she divorces, starts chatting with one guy on Snapchat, and ends up marrying him—they now have two kids.
• Panel Discussion:
  • The group debates fate, fear, and free will in relationships (36:00–37:14).
  • “If I’m the about-to-be husband, and I find out my fiancée is inviting random dudes from her bachelorette party to our wedding, that’s trouble.” – Bobby Bones (37:14)
  • Amy and Bobby riff on the mantra “everything is exactly as it is supposed to be,” with disagreement on its merit (35:43–38:05).

7. Feel-Good News: Tell Me Something Good

• Nurse Finds Her Calling: Story of Larissa Gonzalez, who switched fields to become a NICU nurse after her own NICU experience, now pursuing her nurse practitioner degree (21:38).
• Stolen Wedding Dress Replaced: After a wedding dress is stolen, a stranger replaces it for a San Antonio teacher (38:44).
  • “Her story was shared, and then a complete stranger went and bought it, delivered it to her school while she was teaching...” – Amy (39:14)

8. Fun and Banter: The Morning Corny (~45:24)

• Q: Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?
• A: Because the corn has ears! (45:29)

9. Final Thoughts: Bobby’s Pre-Surgery Jitters (~49:47–63:00)

• Bobby prepares for ankle surgery—no food or water since midnight.
• Candid discussion about surgical fears (wrong side, waking up, dignity issues).
• Comic speculation: Should he mark his ankle? Should he be worried about hospital staff “pranking” him?
  • “Can I tell you something I’m a little scared of? ...Them taking pictures of my wiener.” – Bobby Bones (59:21)
• Advice and jokes from the team about prepping for surgery.

10. Other Segments

• Bonehead Story of the Day: Man arrested after calling 911 forty times asking for his jailed wife’s release, even threatening police (54:34).
• Influencer Law in China: Discussion about new rules for influencers to hold qualifications on sensitive topics like medicine, education, etc. The crew agrees it’s mostly sensible (55:22–57:22).

---

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “No is always an option.” – Bobby (re: wedding invites, 12:49)
• “Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears!” – Amy (Morning Corny, 45:37)
• “[Waking up during a colonoscopy]—I looked up on the screens and I could see my insides on the screen.” – Amy (51:57)
• “Can I tell you something I’m a little scared of? ...Them taking pictures of my wiener.” – Bobby Bones (59:21)
• “A buttload is official.” – Bobby Bones (Fun Fact Friday, 26:53)
• “On average, a 4-year-old will ask you 437 questions a day.” – Lunchbox (28:03)
• “Everything is exactly as it is supposed to be.”—Amy (35:43)
• “I just want to be the one helping these families and helping these babies get to their next step.” – Larissa Gonzalez (read by Bobby, 21:58)

---

Timestamps for Major Segments

• Easy Trivia: 03:15 – 11:00
• Maid of Honor Dilemma: 11:00 – 13:52
• Vincent Mason Interview: 13:52 – 20:35
• Tell Me Something Good: 21:38 – 22:08, 38:44 – 40:15
• Fun Fact Friday: 26:51 – 30:33
• Bachelorette Party Wedding Tale: 30:42 – 38:43
• Expired License Calls & Jail Banter: 45:50 – 48:00
• Bobby’s Pre-Surgery Thoughts & Team Banter: 49:47 – 63:00
• Bonehead Story: 54:34 – 55:20
• China Influencer Law: 55:22 – 57:22

---

Tone & Language

The show maintains its trademark playful, quick-witted, and sometimes self-deprecating tone. Conversations flow naturally, punctuated by side commentary, friendly ribbing, and absurd hypothetical scenarios.

---

Conclusion

This episode delivers the usual blend of laughs, pop culture, offbeat news, real-life drama, and the uniquely transparent camaraderie of the Bobby Bones Show crew. The story of the bachelorette-party-turned-blended-family, Bobby’s surgery prep anxiety, listener calls about everyday legal risks, and spontaneous tangents make the episode engaging and relatable, even for newcomers.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Ad Voice]

Tired of spills and stains on your sofa? Wash away your worries with Anabe. Annabe is the only machine washable sofa inside and out where designer quality meets budget friendly prices. That's right, sofas start at just $699. Enjoy a no risk experience with pet friendly stain resistant and changeable slipcovers made with performance fabric. Experience cloud like comfort with high resilience foam that's hypoallic, allergenic and never needs fluffing. The sturdy steel frame ensures longevity and the modular pieces can be rearranged anytime. Shop washablesofas.com for early Black Friday savings up to 60% off site wide backed by a 30 day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not absolutely in love, send it back for a full refund. No return, shipping or restocking fees. Every penny back. Upgrade [e-mail] Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you actually know Ball well? Come prove it with a free $10 from Better Picks. Download the Better app, pick more or.

[Kal Penn]

Less on players stats, watch the games and win cash.

[Bobby Bones]

It's that simple. Must be 21 or older in a jurisdiction where Better Picks operates. Terms and conditions apply. Better Picks Sports just got better on.

[Hari Kondabolu]

The Podcast Health Stuff we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.

[Amy]

I'm Dr. Priyanka Wali, a double board certified physician.

[Hari Kondabolu]

And I'm Hari Kondabolu, comedian and someone who once googled Do I have scurvy at 3am and on our show we're talking about health in a different way. Like our episode where we look at.

[Bobby Bones]

Diabetes in the United states. I mean 50% of Americans are pre diabetic.

[Hari Kondabolu]

How preventable is type 2?

[Amy]

Extremely. Listen to Health Stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Kal Penn]

On an all new episode of iHeartRadio's.

[Bobby Bones]

Las Culturistas, Jennifer Lawrence is dishing Jennifer Lawrence.

[Kal Penn]

Let's go from her hilariously awkward run ins with a Listers.

[Amy]

I don't know what I was expecting but he was just like nice to.

[Bobby Bones]

Meet you to her unfiltered take on beauty treatments.

[Amy]

I'm so upset I didn't get Botox.

[Kal Penn]

Before that and a jaw dropping reveal.

[Bobby Bones]

You won't see coming.

[Amy]

I don't know if I can announce this, but I'm just gonna open your.

[Kal Penn]

Free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to the full podcast now. She said Johnny the Kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying suic that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders in what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people.

[Amy]

There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to Paper Ghosts, the Texas Teen murders on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts transmitting across America. Oh, welcome to Friday's show, morning Studio. Morning easy trivia. Here we go. Eddie, you're the champ. You go first. What's the name of the fast contact sport played on an ice rink between two teams of ice skaters?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's hockey.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Vincent Mason]

The category.

[Bobby Bones]

Sports without balls. Amy, what's the sport of fighting with swords with a set of rules in order to score points against an opponent?

[Amy]

Fencing.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. What combat sport involves two competitors who fight by punching each other with gloved fists?

[Lunchbox]

Combat sport. Well, there's. I'll go with boxing.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Morgan, what sport involves two individuals engaging or grappling with the aim of throwing or holding their opponent's shoulders to the ground?

[Amy]

Wrestling.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Now, if you miss one, you'll hear the sound.

[Lunchbox]

You've been boned.

[Kal Penn]

Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

1. Morgan won as far as points go. The human body. Which organ in the human body is responsible for pumping blood? Eddie? The heart. Correct. Amy, which organ in the body controls thoughts, memory and movement?

[Amy]

Brain.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. Which helps you breathe by bringing oxygen into the body and removing carbon dioxide?

[Lunchbox]

Say it again.

[Bobby Bones]

Which organ helps you breathe by bringing oxygen into the body and removing carbon dioxide?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, your lungs.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Morgan, which organ helps digest food by producing acid and breaking it down?

[Amy]

I think it's your stomach, but is that a full. Don't.

[Vincent Mason]

Hold on.

[Amy]

No, don't point at me.

[Bobby Bones]

Answer.

[Amy]

Your stomach.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. The category is famous cats. What's the name of the lasagna loving orange cat?

[Eddie]

Garfield.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, in Batman, what's the name of the female villain who's an expert thief and vigilante?

[Amy]

Catwoman.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. In the Shrek movies. Lunchbox. Which sword wielding feline is known for his large, innocent eyes and charming accent?

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

In the Shrek movies, which sword wielding feline is known for his large, innocent eyes and charming accent?

[Lunchbox]

Gosh, I mean, Piana's the chick, so she ain't gonna be the dang cat.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true.

[Lunchbox]

It ain't donkey.

[Bobby Bones]

Answer, Puss, you've been booed. I need you to be more specific. That's not.

[Lunchbox]

That's the name of the.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't Argue. I need you to be more specific.

[Lunchbox]

You need to be more. Puss and Boots.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Eddie]

You got it, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go.

[Eddie]

It was in there.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, what cartoon cat is always trying to catch Tweety Bird?

[Amy]

Dang, I was about to say Tom, because I know Tom and Jerry.

[Bobby Bones]

What cartoon cat is always trying and failing to catch Tweety Bird?

[Amy]

Tweety Bird.

[Bobby Bones]

What is that bird?

[Amy]

He's in Looney Tunes. I can see him, but I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know his name.

[Amy]

What's his name? Chester. What's it. What is his name? I. I lot.

[Lunchbox]

You've been Bo.

[Amy]

No, I. I can see him.

[Bobby Bones]

You're suffering. Sylvester.

[Eddie]

Sylvester.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't fester the cat. Okay, Morgan's out. The category is sports numbers. Eddie, how many pins are set up in a standard game of bowling?

[Eddie]

10.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Good job. Amy, how many points is a touchdown worth in football?

[Amy]

6.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. How many rings are there in the Olympic logo?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Bones]

Is that that hard?

[Amy]

That's not hard.

[Eddie]

Is that hard every time?

[Lunchbox]

No. I mean, you were impressed with every.

[Bobby Bones]

Category, and somebody has to, like, act like it's weightlifting. You can just. Somebody's like, oh, I don't know if I can do it.

[Lunchbox]

I'll go with it.

[Bobby Bones]

Go.

[Lunchbox]

5.

[Eddie]

Yes is 5.

[Bobby Bones]

The answer starts with W.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah? What's the world's largest retailer? Oh.

[Eddie]

The world's largest.

[Bobby Bones]

The answer starts with W. What's the world's largest retailer? Wow.

[Eddie]

Could Walmart be the world's largest retailer?

[Bobby Bones]

They're pulling a frigging tractor.

[Eddie]

The world's largest. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't answer. Walmart. Correct. Wow. Amy. What band sings wake me up before you go go. Careless Whisper. And last Christmas.

[Amy]

Wake me up before you go, go.

[Ad Voice]

Wham.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. In the Super Mario's Brothers video game, what's the name of the character designed as the antithesis of Mario?

[Lunchbox]

What? I don't know what antithesis means. To be honest with you. I don't know what that means. Like, I mean, that's a legit.

[Vincent Mason]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

That's always a problem, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody's always gotta, like, stop the game down. We can't just get them right or wrong. No, I know, but it's like, I.

[Eddie]

Was legitimately wondering every round, but, like.

[Amy]

We gotta, like, if it's not Walmart, what is it?

[Lunchbox]

Right. Name another retailer starts with wow.

[Kal Penn]

No.

[Eddie]

World Market.

[Bobby Bones]

That's one. Okay, fair enough.

[Lunchbox]

Good. And it's World. That's good, right?

[Amy]

Wallies.

[Vincent Mason]

Okay. Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

In The Super Mario Brothers video game. What's the name of the character designed as the antithesis of Mario? The answer starts with W. I don't.

[Lunchbox]

Know what antithesis means. You've got to tell me what that means.

[Eddie]

Can you tell them what that means?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I'm not explaining what words mean in questions. The opposite.

[Vincent Mason]

The.

[Hari Kondabolu]

The.

[Bobby Bones]

The.

[Lunchbox]

The.

[Amy]

The.

[Bobby Bones]

The. The main competitor.

[Vincent Mason]

The.

[Lunchbox]

Well, the main competitor is. Is Bowser. That starts with B, though, so. Great question.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like the opposite.

[Lunchbox]

What. Who starts with a W in Mario Brothers? Luigi is L. I'm gonna give you a second.

[Bobby Bones]

I will look up the actual definition of antithesis so you can hold it against me. A person or thing that is the direct opposite of someone or something else. Five seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Bowser. Witchcraft. Wyman.

[Bobby Bones]

Answer.

[Lunchbox]

Wonder Woman.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Lunchbox]

You've been bo.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Wario. Who?

[Lunchbox]

Wario.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he wears, like, a yellow shirt and a purple overall dish.

[Eddie]

That's tough.

[Bobby Bones]

He's Mario. He's just the opposite of the antithesis.

[Amy]

That was one way to go out.

[Bobby Bones]

Big companies. What fast food chain has the most locations in the United States? Eddie McDonald's. Incorrect.

[Lunchbox]

You've been boned. What?

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think it is?

[Amy]

Taco Bell?

[Bobby Bones]

Subway.

[Ad Voice]

Subway.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's tough.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, what company is the world's largest online retailer?

[Kal Penn]

For the win.

[Bobby Bones]

For the win.

[Eddie]

Don't start, Amy. Don't start.

[Amy]

Just answer it on the Internet.

[Bobby Bones]

What company is the world's largest online retailer?

[Amy]

Amazon.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Winner. Easy Trivia. Amy is our winner yet again. Two points. Hello, Bobby Bones. A few weeks ago, a friend of mine asked me to be her maid of honor, and it totally caught me off guard. We're really not super close anymore, and in the moment, I said yes. It felt good to be asked, and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Now reality is setting in. I'm starting to regret it. I don't really want all the responsibilities, especially because we're not that close. On top of that, her sister seems kind of upset that I was chosen instead of her. I'm picking up some weird tension there. I don't want to seem like a bad friend, but I also don't want to spend months feeling stressed and uncomfortable. What should I do? Stick it out or find a nice way to back out? Signed, Reluctant maid of Honor. Dang. That sister entrance into the story. That made me laugh. She didn't pick her sister. That was crazy.

[Amy]

Yeah, she picked you, and you don't want it.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. I Know that's hard. My answer here is not going to be the comfortable one. You already said yes. Yeah. All the other feelings are secondary. You said yes. You declared you are now the bridesmaid. No.

[Amy]

Maid of honor.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. You're the maid of honor. It is going to be awkward, especially if our sister's in the bridal party. Like, you would just want the sister not in anything. Right. If she's not gonna be the maid of honor, you just don't want her in anything because you're gonna be doing.

[Amy]

A lot of close things with her. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

This can be a learning lesson. Don't say yes to things you really don't want. Because in that moment, it might feel uncomfortable. Because what's going to happen is later after that, it's going to be way more uncomfortable if you say yes. And that's what you're doing now.

[Amy]

Well, she didn't know until she thought about it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, she knew she wasn't that close.

[Amy]

She knew right away she liked the.

[Bobby Bones]

Feeling of being asked to be a maid of honor, so she said yes.

[Eddie]

So no is an option when they ask you that?

[Bobby Bones]

No is always an option.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Amy]

But then you just. It's awkward not coming.

[Bobby Bones]

Ask me to be your maid of honor.

[Eddie]

Hey, Bobby, I got a question, man. Would you be my maid of honor?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that is so nice of you. No.

[Eddie]

What? Why not?

[Bobby Bones]

We barely know each other.

[Eddie]

But you're my best friend.

[Bobby Bones]

And you're a dude. Why do you have a maid of honor?

[Eddie]

I got you.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. It's uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable. But you know what's more uncomfortable?

[Lunchbox]

This.

[Bobby Bones]

All of this. So there's a way out of it. You can say, hey, I would love to be in your wedding. Shouldn't your sister be your maid of honor?

[Eddie]

Is it did?

[Amy]

Or like, maybe they could be co. Sometimes there's two.

[Eddie]

Is that a thing?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

My sister had two maids of honor. Me and her best friend.

[Bobby Bones]

It's hard to say no to that, but I think the move is to say no to that. Because financially, you're now responsible for a lot of things. And also time wise, yeah, it's a lot. But you have to commit. You've committed, so you're now the maid of honor. So congratulations, maid of honor. Use this as a life lesson. All right, close it up. Let's go on the Bobby Bones Show.

[Ad Voice]

Now, Vincent Mason.

[Bobby Bones]

When you went from van to bus. Life changing, right?

[Vincent Mason]

I'm still fired up about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you explain what it's like on a van versus what it's like in a bus.

[Vincent Mason]

It is like, it's actually life changing. I think back to the van days, and I'm like, I don't even know how we did it. We were rolling with 7, 7 and like a 16 passenger, but we didn't have a trailer. So, like, the. The first four rows were just like, the drums and the guitars. Like, a lot of times they're falling on you. And we had a stretch where, like, God was definitely, like, laughing and, like, testing us for sure. But the.

[Bobby Bones]

We were.

[Vincent Mason]

McFarland, Kansas. I remember we were driving to play with Gavin. We're driving 70 miles an hour. I'm half asleep. It's the middle of the day, and we just fall down. And the front tire, I just see it roll up a ramp like a. It was a hill.

[Bobby Bones]

See the tire?

[Vincent Mason]

The tire, the whole tire. We didn't blow a tire. Like, the whole tire came off the access. The access is sparking on the highway. I see the tire. It was a ranch with a. With a hill. And it went up the hill like a ramp. And I just. We all lost sight of the tire. It was 40 yards in the air, going 70 miles an hour, just flying into somebody's ranch. And then the axis is sparking down the road, and we're just saying, hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. Our drummer was driving. He's real low key, and he's just like, there's no brakes. And we're like, what? He's like, the brakes are out. So we just skidded 100 yards to the side of the road in McFarland, Kansas. And everyone just watched us. Everyone was driving by, and I posted it on Instagram and some kid was like, I just passed you. We were literally like. We were like, come get us.

[Lunchbox]

So he turned around in his little.

[Vincent Mason]

Truck and he came and got us. And we took, like, three, four trips from the van. That was one of our stories. We hit a black bear. That was our drummer. It all happened to our drummer. It was his first shift.

[Bobby Bones]

Might be what the common first shift driving.

[Vincent Mason]

We're sitting in the front. Our other tour manager just went to sleep. He'd been driving all day. I remember we're listening, talking Tennessee by Morgan Wallen I just remember being like, let's watch out for deer. Like, we don't need to hit a deer. And I said that I was looking to the left, expecting them to come out that way. That's where my eyes were. And then from the right, like, the way you see a bear, like, in full sprint on, like, national Geographic just ran across the front of the van. We just.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't sitting in the road, was not sitting there. It jumped like a deer.

[Vincent Mason]

Jumped out in front of the van, and we caught the back of it.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw that Hell on the dance floor. I was just looking at some Data. Was like 100 million streams. That's significant.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, that pays the bills. Was there anything about this song, though? Was there any more of a push with it than other songs that make it this much bigger, or did it catch Almost. Then you guys decided almost nothing.

[Vincent Mason]

Made it different when you wrote it, did you? I knew there's this line in there. Rock bottom's got a brand new view that launches into the chorus. Hell is a dance floor. And like, just that kind of moment in the songwriting. I knew we did something. I was like, that's a great line. And then when we started clipping it on TikTok from that line, that's when it started catching. So I was like, okay, it's working. But I don't know, you start to see the numbers come in, the pre saves come in. You're like, all right, this one's going to be better than the others. I didn't think I'd get a gold record, like, to hang on the wall. That was wild. Getting like a physical.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, something tangible.

[Vincent Mason]

I just never thought about that. I thought about getting a bus, thought about playing shows. Never thought about 100 million streams.

[Bobby Bones]

More with Vincent Mason, who has that awesome song Hell as a dance floor. And we talked about the story of his first guitar. And then I'm always curious about what songs do artists cover the most when they're first starting out, when they've got to play a bunch of COVID songs. Let's go on the Bobby Bones show now. Vincent Mason, what song do you think you've covered the most?

[Vincent Mason]

Definitely. American Kids by Kenny Chesney. That was the first song. I got a guitar my sophomore year for Christmas. And I loved country radio at that time. I still do, but, like, those were the only country songs I knew. And that's why I wanted a guitar to play the country radio songs. And American kids. I just, like, started going for the.

[Bobby Bones]

So.

[Vincent Mason]

Sounded terrible. Why did you want a crazy song to start?

[Bobby Bones]

Why did you think your guitar would be cool?

[Vincent Mason]

I actually didn't want one. There was a. My mom got a ukulele as, like, birthday present. I think somebody my dad or my sisters got it for. And they were like, mess around on that. And she did for like a week. And then was like, I don't. I'm not gonna do this. And I picked it up. I was probably in eighth grade, learned a bunch of songs, like, never put it down. And it was my sister that was like, please, like, if you're gonna play this often, get a guitar. I can't listen to that anymore. And I was always just like, no, I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

You still have fun doing shows. Is it. Is it so much fun?

[Vincent Mason]

I do.

[Bobby Bones]

I do. Is it more fun now that your songs are. More songs are blowing up and the crowd singing more back.

[Vincent Mason]

Way more fun now where it's like, you know, at first you have nothing, and you're just, like, trying to make it through. You're like, can I play a set? And, like, look like I know what I'm doing? And then you have one song. We had one song that people knew, and then now it feels like there's a handful. And, you know, we've been opening since May, so we went from headlining to doing 25 minutes. So it's like we only play five, six songs, and people know, like, four of them. So, like, it feels like you're kind of crushing for 25 minutes. So if we can extend that into 90, that'd be awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because you may have a bigger crowd, but if you're going out and you're playing support, you do have a literally smaller space on stage and a smaller set, but you can also pop out the hits faster.

[Vincent Mason]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

But I bet it feels a bit incomplete a little bit. When you're. When you're support, because you've been doing your own thing. Yes. And now you're gonna go do support, and it's bigger, but it's got to feel incomplete because you probably are just getting, like, wound up, and then it's over.

[Vincent Mason]

That's the thing. You.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't want to wait around all.

[Vincent Mason]

Day because you don't want the 25 minutes. It's long enough where you don't want to be flat, but then if you get yourself amped up, you're just. You're on and off the stage. And I think that five, six songs is usually, like, in a longer set, where you finally start to feel good. You're like, all right, we can rip the rest of these songs. Like, we all feel great, and, like, the last chorus of the last song, and then it's over, and you just got to try to wind down.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you have any shows last year where things. Nothing was working and you're just having to patch it together? Ears aren't working.

[Vincent Mason]

That just happened to me in Red West, Utah.

[Bobby Bones]

What happened?

[Vincent Mason]

Went out first. Six minutes. My mic didn't work. 12, 000 people and you go to sing your first song and like, like, we're talking about. You're getting yourself amped up, like. And festival days are always weird too, because sound checks faster. You don't have your normal routine. You're playing at probably like 3 or 4pm you're used to 7, 8. I got myself hyped up. Ran out there, saw the crowd. Another festival, kind of like putting tickets on sale. You're always like, how many people are going to come to our set? It's a great crowd. 12,000 people at the same time. Just started going, oh, they're not on.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike's not on. Can't hear you. Is the band playing around you?

[Vincent Mason]

Band's playing around me. I got ears in. All you see is people just going, can't hear, can't hear. And you just have like an internal, I think, like, anxiety attack.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably because you're wondering, do I keep going? Do I stop everything? Or were you playing to a click into a click? So you really can't.

[Vincent Mason]

And it's a festival, so you have a set time, so you can't start over unless you want to rearrange everything.

[Bobby Bones]

What happened? How'd that turn out?

[Vincent Mason]

We got it on.

[Eddie]

It was kind of.

[Vincent Mason]

It kind of became a funny moment because the first time I went on, I was like, can y' all hear this? And everyone's like, so it was good. But I think those moments when stuff don't work, you're thankful for the 200 shows that you've played because you're like, I guess this song's a wash. No one heard that song. Then we got into the rest of the set and it was fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Check Bobby Brown, too, if you want to hear that full interview, because that was just a piece of it. The whole hour is up on the Bobby cast today. Just go search for it on iHeartRadio or wherever you listen to your podcast. Bones. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Two years ago, Larissa Gonzalez was working as an intensive care unit nurse when she was hospitalized herself for the premature birth of her son. So she was already a nurse working in a different area, but she had issues. So she goes in and the birth was bumpy. 31 days in the neonatal intensive care unit. That's how long she spent. So before the ordeal, she was someone who was like, I can't do babies. Like, they're too small. There's no way I know I'm a nurse. This is a different level. Then she spent all that time in the NICU and that situation changed her. So since then she has moved down the hall from her old department and she has joined the neonatal group full time.

[Amy]

Nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Earlier this year she started attending graduate school to become a neonatal nurse practitioner, juggling classes and now her Caleb, her kids. Two years old and then also still doing her old nursing job until she can move into her new nursing job. And she said, I just want to be the one helping these families and helping these babies get to their next step.

[Amy]

And she knows, she knows what they're going through.

[Bobby Bones]

31 days. That's from people. That's it. That's what it's all about. That was Tell me something good Bones.

[Ad Voice]

Tired of spills and stains on your sofa? Wash away your worries with Anabe Annabe is the only machine washable sofa inside and out where designer quality meets budget friendly prices. That's right, sofas start at just $699. Enjoy a no risk experience with pet friendly stain resistant and changeable slip covers made with performance fabric. Experience cloud like comfort with high resilience foam that's hypoallergenic and never needs fluffing. The sturdy steel frame ensures longevity and the modular pieces can be rearranged anytime. Shop washablesofas.com for early Black Friday savings up to 60% off site wide, backed by a 30 day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not absolutely in love, send it back for a full refund. No return, shipping or restocking fees. Every penny back. Upgrade [e-mail] Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you ever turned $1 into $10,000? I doubt it, but now you can. On Better Picks.

[Kal Penn]

Download the Better app, pick more or less on player stats, watch the games.

[Bobby Bones]

And win some cash. It's that simple. Better Picks is available in 33 states including Texas, California and Georgia.

[Kal Penn]

Download the Better app today.

[Bobby Bones]

That's better B E T R and get a free $10. No deposit necessary.

[Kal Penn]

Must be 21 or older in a.

[Bobby Bones]

Jurisdiction where Better Picks operates. Terms and conditions apply. Better Picks Sports just got better on.

[Hari Kondabolu]

The podcast Health Stuff. We are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.

[Amy]

Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Walley, a double board certified physician.

[Hari Kondabolu]

And I'm Hari Kondabolu, a comedian and someone who once googled Do I have scurvy at 3am on health stuff we're.

[Bobby Bones]

Talking about health in a different way.

[Hari Kondabolu]

It's not only about what we can do to improve our health, but also.

[Amy]

What our health says about us and the way we're living.

[Hari Kondabolu]

Like our episode where we look at.

[Bobby Bones]

Diabetes in the United states. I mean, 50% of Americans are pre diabetic.

[Hari Kondabolu]

How preventable is type 2?

[Amy]

Extremely. Or our in depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are.

[Hari Kondabolu]

Oh, it's hard to explain to rest of the world that like, your mangoes are fine because mangoes are incredible. But like, you don't even know.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know, you don't know.

[Amy]

It's going to be a fun ride. So tune in.

[Hari Kondabolu]

Listen to health stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Wilmer Valderrama]

What do you get? When you mix 1950s Hollywood, a Cuban musician with a dream, and one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time, you get Desi Arness, a trailblazer, a businessman, a husband, and maybe most importantly, the first Latino to break primetime wide open. I'm Wilmer Valderrama, and yes, I grew up watching him, probably just like you and millions of others. But for me, I saw myself in his story.

[Bobby Bones]

From cleaning canary cages to this night here in New York, it's a long ways.

[Wilmer Valderrama]

On the podcast, starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama, I'll take you on a journey to Desi's life, the moments it has overlapped with mine. How he redefined American television and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines, waiting for a face like ours on screen. This is the story of how one man's spotlight led the path for so many others and how we carry his legacy. Today. Listen to Starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama as part of the My Cultura Podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Ad Voice]

Here we go.

[Kal Penn]

Hey, I'm Kalpen, and on my new podcast, Here We Go Again, we'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself? You may know me as the second hottest actor from the Harold and Kumar movies, but I'm also an author, a White House staffer, and as of like 15 seconds ago, a podcast host. Along the way, I've made some friends who are experts in science, politics and pop culture. And each week one of them will be joining me to answer my burning questions, like, are we heading towards another financial crash? Like in 08, is non monogamy Back in style. And how come there's never a gate ready for your flight when it lands, like two minutes early? We've got guests like Pete Buttigieg, Stacey Abrams, Lilly Singh, and Bill Nye.

[Bobby Bones]

When you start weaponizing outer space, things can potentially go really wrong.

[Kal Penn]

Look, the world can seem pretty scary right now, because it is. But my goal here is for you to listen and feel a little better about the future. Listen and subscribe to Here we go Again with Kal Penn on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Vincent Mason]

Fun Fact Friday.

[Bobby Bones]

If you've ever talked about a buttload of something or you've heard a buttload of something, it's an actual unit. It is 130American gallons. That is an official buttload Stop. It's a real thing. It was once used for casks of liquids like wine and whiskey. And when you'd fill the barrel up, you'd have a buttload of wine or a full butt.

[Eddie]

Did it start with some dude just being like, I don't know, man. It's a buttload of wine.

[Bobby Bones]

I got a big butt. Match it with that big butt. That's what it feels like. It is now. Yeah, I thought that's probably, you know, what it's derived from is someone's large buttocks, but it's not interesting. A buttload is official. Amy.

[Amy]

There's an orchestra made up entirely of typewriters. And since 2004, the Boston typewriter Orchestra has been playing concerts.

[Bobby Bones]

That's awesome.

[Amy]

They have clacking sliding carriages, bells, spinning rollers. All of the typewriter noises, like, makes beautiful music.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like that'd be cute for like one song. And then like, about song four, like, I'm over it. Get some other instruments. Bring out the pianos or something.

[Eddie]

I bet they can really do a good version of nine to five.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or it's just one. It sounds. It feels like a Trans Siberian orchestra Christmas show of all typewriters.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox Bobby, you have looked forward to this. A four year old. When your child is four years old on average, they will ask you 437 questions a day.

[Eddie]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Why? You say it like it's annoying.

[Eddie]

That's just crazy. I mean, I've had kids for so long that that's a lot of questions.

[Bobby Bones]

Does that feel accurate?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I mean, now that they're older, I tell them, like, I don't look it up. So I kind of nip that one in the butt.

[Bobby Bones]

You give them what'd you say I.

[Eddie]

Nip that one in the butt?

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's not a term. It's not. It's nipping in the bud. It is? Yeah. Oh, so it's nipping in the bud, but a buttload?

[Eddie]

That's so weird.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Morgan.

[Amy]

Have you guys ever wondered who we share DNA with?

[Bobby Bones]

Never.

[Amy]

Okay, well, this is gonna surprise you.

[Bobby Bones]

Aliens? Alien DNA?

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Amy]

No, not aliens. But it is bananas. 50 to 60% of human DNA is similar to that of a banana.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought you were gonna say monkeys. I didn't know it was officially bananas.

[Eddie]

We're related to bananas?

[Amy]

I don't know if we're related, but our DNA is similar. The genetic makeup is similar to a banana.

[Bobby Bones]

Right, Eddie?

[Eddie]

Yeah. So you ever notice the elevator you go to and it has a little hole on it? The door has a little whole time?

[Wilmer Valderrama]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it looks like. It looks like it would be a. Like a peephole to see if somebody's coming up to the door.

[Eddie]

That's what I thought it was for.

[Bobby Bones]

What is it?

[Eddie]

It's not. It's for a tool that they have. So if it gets stuck, they just put a little tool in there and they can crank the door open and save you.

[Bobby Bones]

I did not know that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I always thought I was like, let's.

[Bobby Bones]

See if the elevator's coming. See who's on the other side of the elevator.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There's no copyright or protection on magic tricks. If a magician invents a trick, anyone's free to use it. You just have to figure out how it's done. Oh, but there is an unwritten code, so most magicians refuse to use other magicians magic tricks. I watched a whole magic set the other day. We have NBA League pass. And so my wife and I, she likes to watch most of Thunder games. And there was a magician doing halftime, and I guess they're just using the camera from inside, like the closed circuit. And so we just watched the whole halftime show. And this guy was doing magic, but the camera was in a weird place. We could actually see how the trick was being done.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Woman got in the box, and it was just a camera that was set up, and you could see her, like, fall down in the box. And then the guy stuck the swords through it. And the crowd's like, oh. But we're like. We just saw how the trick worked.

[Eddie]

But how do they do that in an arena? Because, like, Arena's 360, you know, so people are all different angles.

[Bobby Bones]

No, because it's in The.

[Lunchbox]

They.

[Bobby Bones]

They fall to the bottom of the box. Okay. It looks like it ends there, but really there's, like a. A space. Oh, man.

[Eddie]

I can't believe you saw all of it.

[Bobby Bones]

We saw. And then we saw her, like, pop back up, and then they pull the swords out. Bad camera placement.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's what's up. All right, There you go. Fun Fact Friday. Fun Fact Friday. This is a bizarre story. Lunchbox over to you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. This dirty dog. So back in 2019, Tarly, she's from Virginia. She's engaged to get married. Time for her bachelorette party. So let's go to North Carolina. Girls, they go to North Carolina. They're out having a good time, and they meet these three dudes at a bar, and they end up hanging out with them all night, dancing, clubbing. And then the next day, she sends him a picture of the wedding invitation, says, you guys should come to my wedding.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So three dudes, they meet at a bar. Nothing fishy went down that night. That we know of.

[Lunchbox]

That we know of.

[Bobby Bones]

So then she's like, we had such a connection as friends. You guys should come to my wedding.

[Eddie]

Sounds like trouble.

[Bobby Bones]

It already feels odd. Okay, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

And the guy's like, yeah, we'll be there. And so six weeks go by before the wedding. They don't hear anything from each other. And then on social media, the guys post a picture playing golf in that girl's hometown the day before the wedding. Next day at the wedding, they walk into the wedding, and they're there.

[Bobby Bones]

How does she know? On social media? Does she follow him?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they're Snapchat. They follow each other.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, this feels weird, too.

[Eddie]

They got real close.

[Amy]

Quick, let me know you're hanging out. Hey, what's your snap?

[Bobby Bones]

But not to a single dude.

[Lunchbox]

When.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I would never meet a woman who's single, friendly, that has nothing to do with the work, and be like, hey, what's your Snapchat? Hey. Or just, like, randomly follow somebody on Instagram. I don't know. It just feels weird.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, it feels weird that she's out on her bachelorette party and she's inviting new dudes to her wedding.

[Bobby Bones]

Three, though. It is three. Three dudes, not just one. But I hear you. It is weird. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

So the wedding goes on. They get married. She goes on her honeymoon. Those guys had the life. Or the life of the party. Dancing with the bride's mom, grandma, all that. Six weeks later, the bride tells the husband, ah, this marriage isn't Working out. I'm done. Leaves the marriage.

[Eddie]

I mean, you saw that coming, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I don't know, because. Are you sure it was her and then it wasn't, like, a mutual thing?

[Lunchbox]

She says it was mutual, that we were just not into each other.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, okay, she does say it's mutual.

[Amy]

Are the three guys related to the end of the marriage?

[Lunchbox]

And then she posted a picture on Snapchat of something, I don't even know what it was, like, a ginger ale. And one of the guys that she invited to the wedding replied to it. They started chatting via Snapchat Smash cut. Now they're married, two kids.

[Bobby Bones]

You keep saying one of the guys, but is it still the same consistent guy of one of the three, or is she, like, bouncing around between one.

[Lunchbox]

Of the three guys that she met.

[Bobby Bones]

At that bar, the same one and the same one she's been Snapchatting with?

[Lunchbox]

Yes. They got married. They have two kids.

[Amy]

Well, I mean, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

So is it all well, that ends well?

[Eddie]

I mean, divorce.

[Amy]

She never wanted to get married in the first place to the first guy. Right, Right.

[Eddie]

From the bachelor party. Bachelorette party, yeah.

[Amy]

Like, she thought she did, but she did it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you're assuming a lot of things.

[Vincent Mason]

I think I'm looking from hearing the.

[Amy]

Evidence, and I'm like, on her bachelorette.

[Bobby Bones]

Party, she wanted to get married and then met some dude she could have. Like, who knows? If she cheated with the dude that night, who knows what happened? But I don't know that she just didn't want to get married.

[Amy]

Well, no, I mean, I think. I don't know if she was actually aware of it, but I think deep down she's. That didn't need to happen. She went through the whole thing. Like, she probably didn't want to cancel the wedding and be dramatic, but then she's six weeks in, and she's like, oh, man, I probably should have just canceled.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think it was about this dude, though?

[Amy]

I think it's just, overall, like, this guy wasn't her guy, and it just.

[Bobby Bones]

So happened she had met another guy. Now, do you think this other guy was positioning himself the whole time, trying.

[Eddie]

To squeeze his way in?

[Amy]

Well, he sure did.

[Bobby Bones]

I would like to see their Snapchat interactions.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, it's got to be more than ginger ale, you know? Right.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a weird picture, because that's what. That's the story you tell. Because this is all being told, right? Lunchbox. This is her version of the story.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, this is her version. And she's saying you know, I don't regret going through the. With the wedding because if not, I would have never had my bachelorette party. I would never met this dude. He would have never come to my wedding.

[Bobby Bones]

That's an interesting perspective.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm like, wow, that's weird to say.

[Bobby Bones]

That's an interesting perspective of I'm glad I got married, because had I not, I would have never had the bachelorette party. Wouldn't have met this person that's the father of our two children now.

[Amy]

Yeah. But she just wouldn't know.

[Bobby Bones]

But if you guys are believers in fate, you have to believe that's what happened. And for that reason, I am not sure I believe.

[Amy]

I think it's fake.

[Eddie]

I'm with you.

[Amy]

I believe.

[Bobby Bones]

So you believe that she needed to get married?

[Amy]

Nope, I don't think she needed to get married. I believe in fate and also believe in fear. And I think she was scared to cancel the wedding.

[Eddie]

And I also believe in mistakes.

[Bobby Bones]

But there's no mistake if there's faith.

[Eddie]

Right? Right. It ends up being whatever it's going to be.

[Bobby Bones]

Right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I've been saying every day this week or the last few weeks, everything is exactly as it is supposed to be.

[Bobby Bones]

But you say that because that's how it is. There's no way to change how it is.

[Amy]

Yeah. It just helps with acceptance. It helps with the radical acceptance.

[Eddie]

Oh, you don't believe it.

[Amy]

No, I do. I do. But it's good to make it your mantra if you need to.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so you don't believe it. I'm with you. I'm with you.

[Vincent Mason]

I don't believe it.

[Eddie]

You guys are saying something.

[Bobby Bones]

I think we have complete free will. We are made to make our own decisions. We then have to pay for the decisions we made or we are celebrated for the decisions. I believe that we are given full choice.

[Amy]

Yeah, but I can't.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, not if you. Not if you believe in fate. You don't believe that.

[Amy]

No, I believe in free will. And also we get put in opportunities for fate to happen. We get to choose.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm okay with whatever. I can't prove anybody's right or wrong.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's unprovable.

[Amy]

It's like a mixture.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's fine. Yours can be a hybrid.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's a hybrid. I love that word.

[Bobby Bones]

Yours can be fate, will.

[Amy]

It's a hybrid.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. A little bit of fate, a little bit of free will. On Tuesdays, you get to make your own choices. And I love Wednesdays. Wednesdays is full fate day.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

A little fate, a little free will.

[Bobby Bones]

So if you had to make a. Make a statement on this, what do you think?

[Amy]

Really call it fate will.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think really happened on the story?

[Amy]

What do you mean, what I think, really? I think she didn't want to marry the guy that she married. I think she thought she did, and she was going to try to go through with it. But sign number one was her interest in this other guy on her bachelorette party. That was sign number. We'll call it one. Maybe there was other signs. And then she decided to go through with the wedding. And then ultimately she just realized, I, I gotta get out.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I speak to something that hasn't been spoken to? And it's that if I'm the about to be husband and I find out my fiance about to be wife's inviting random dudes she met at a bachelorette.

[Eddie]

Party to our wedding, that's trouble.

[Amy]

That's interesting already.

[Bobby Bones]

I ain't gonna like that.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

They're not coming.

[Amy]

Well, they came, right?

[Eddie]

And they were the life of the party.

[Bobby Bones]

Apparently. They're making out. Granny.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Or whatever he said. But is it all well that ends well?

[Amy]

That's not one of my mantras.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but. But it did. It ended up exactly how it was supposed to, according to you guys, with this guy and the two kids.

[Amy]

Well, there's no. I think what. What that mantra does too, is like, you can't change anything. Like, there's no point in, should have, could have, woulda. Because when you should, a life like, it's.

[Bobby Bones]

It's gone. It's already happened. Good.

[Amy]

It's already happened.

[Bobby Bones]

That pace back in. In tube toothpaste.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Heard that.

[Amy]

Yeah, you could say that. Yeah. Can't put the pace back in the tube. Everything is exactly as supposed to be.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm literally just like, dude, you're at the bachelorette party. You're about to get married. Don't be texting, don't be messing with other dudes.

[Eddie]

That's crazy, man.

[Bobby Bones]

If I. And if I'm the husband and I look out and there's three dudes I don't even know, like, everybody's accounted for and there's like three dudes.

[Amy]

Like, how'd they get here?

[Bobby Bones]

With a beer bong in the back.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Vincent Mason]

That's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's a weird story. It's all. All's well that ends well. That's what I always say. I think I say it every day I come in. It's kind of my mantra. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.

[Amy]

Kathleen Sanchez lives in San Antonio. She's a teacher, and she's about to get married. She orders her wedding dress. It takes over two weeks to arrive, and it's at the doorstep of her apartment. Someone steals the package. I wonder if they knew it was a wedding dress or if they were just stealing.

[Bobby Bones]

They're just stealing packages.

[Amy]

But, I mean, when you open it up and see that it's a wedding dress, you probably should just go drop it back off.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think you risk it. I don't wanna. I don't think you take it back because you're probably looking. But, yeah, I don't think they knew.

[Amy]

Okay. So, yeah, she never got it back. Her story was shared, and then a complete stranger found out the exact wedding dress that it was, went and bought it, and then delivered it to her school while she was teaching, offered some words of encouragement, and voila. She was able to still wear the exact dress that she had originally picked out at her wedding.

[Bobby Bones]

I love it. That's a great story. What if, though, that person is that person who stole it and that was the random. I. I don't think it was.

[Eddie]

What a twist that would be.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be a twist. And then they become best friends.

[Eddie]

But. But that's the thing.

[Amy]

And the whole time they were that the whole time.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah. I don't think. For the record, I don't think that's it.

[Amy]

It's definitely not it.

[Eddie]

But not definitely.

[Amy]

99.9. Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

It's non zero chance, as they say. It's a good story. The first part's not good.

[Amy]

Who says non zero? I don't know that. It's just that.

[Eddie]

I've never heard that. But it sounded cool, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

You sounded like.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not a young person thing.

[Amy]

It's a science, as they say. Well, explain because I don't understand. And. And. And I want to, because it does sound cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Non zero can mean anything. That's not zero, but it can even mean fractional.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So if you're like, hey, is there a chance if it's really. No, there's not a chance, but there is still the slightest. It's like it's non zero, as they say.

[Amy]

You have to say the whole. I think you have to say non zero, as they say, because the way.

[Eddie]

You said it was really cool.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like you.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it wasn't. That's just a normal person thing. No. Okay. Anyway, that's what it's all about. That was Tell me something good bones.

[Ad Voice]

Time for a sofa upgrade Introducing Annabe Sofas where designer style meets budget friendly prices. Every Ana Bay sofa is modular allowing you to rearrange your space effortlessly. Perfect for both small and large spaces, Anabe is the only machine washable sofa inside and out. Say goodbye to stains and messes with liquid and stain resistant fabrics that make cleaning easy. Liquids simply slide right off. Designed for custom comfort, our hybrid Resilience foam lets you choose between a sink in feel or a supportive memory foam blend. Plus our pet friendly stain resistant fabrics ensure your sofa stays beautiful for years. Don't compromise quality for price. Visit washablesofas.com to upgrade your living space. Today. Sofas start at just $699 with no risk returns and a 30 day money back guarantee. Get early access to Black Friday now. The biggest sale of the year can save you up to 60% off plus free shipping and free returns. Shop now at washablesofas.com offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply.

[Kal Penn]

Not everyone can be good at fantasy football and at Better we understand that. That's why we're giving you $10 for.

[Bobby Bones]

Free just for signing up.

[Kal Penn]

Download the Better App, Pick more or less on player stats, watch the games.

[Bobby Bones]

And win some cash.

[Kal Penn]

It's that simple. Better picks available in 33 states including Texas, California and Georgia.

[Bobby Bones]

Download the Better App today.

[Kal Penn]

That's better B E T R and get a free $10.

[Bobby Bones]

No deposit necessary. Must be 21 or older in a.

[Kal Penn]

Jurisdiction where Better Picks operates.

[Bobby Bones]

Terms and conditions apply.

[Kal Penn]

Better Picks Sports just got better.

[Eddie]

On.

[Hari Kondabolu]

The podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.

[Amy]

Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician.

[Hari Kondabolu]

And I'm Hari Kondabolu, a comedian and someone who once googled Do I have scurvy at 3am on health stuff, we're.

[Amy]

Talking about health in a different way.

[Hari Kondabolu]

It's not only about what we can do to improve our health, but also.

[Amy]

What our health says about us and the way we're living.

[Hari Kondabolu]

Like our episode where we look at.

[Bobby Bones]

Diabetes in the United states. I mean 50% of Americans are pre diabetic.

[Hari Kondabolu]

How preventable is type 2?

[Bobby Bones]

Extremely.

[Amy]

Or our in depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are.

[Hari Kondabolu]

Oh, it's hard to explain to rest of the world that like your mangoes are fine because mangoes are incredible but like you don't even know.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know. You don't know.

[Amy]

It's going to be a fun ride. So tune in.

[Hari Kondabolu]

Listen to health stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Wilmer Valderrama]

What do you get when you mix 1950s Hollywood, a Cuban musician with a dream, and one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time? You get Desi Arnaz, a trailblazer, a businessman, a husband, and maybe most importantly, the first Latino to break primetime wide open. I'm Wilmer Valderrama, and yes, I grew up watching him, probably just like you and millions of others. But for me, I saw myself in his story.

[Bobby Bones]

From cleaning canary cages to this night here in New York, it's a long ways.

[Wilmer Valderrama]

On the podcast, starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama, I'll take you on a journey to Desi's life, the moments it has overlapped with mine. How he redefined American television and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines, waiting for a face like ours on screen. This is the story of how one man spotlight led the path for so many others and how we carry his legacy today. Listen to Starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama as part of the My Cultura Podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Ad Voice]

Here we go.

[Kal Penn]

Hey, I'm Kalpen, and on my new podcast, Here We Go Again, we'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself? You may know me as the second hottest actor from the Harold and Kumar movies, but I'm also an author, a White House staffer, and as of like 15 seconds ago, a podcast host. Along the way, I've made some friends who are experts in science, politics, and pop culture. And each week one of them will be joining me to answer my burning questions, like, are we heading towards another financial crash? Like in 08, is non monogamy back in style? And how come there's never a gate ready for your flight when it lands, like two minutes early? We've got guests like Pete Buttigieg, Stacey Abrams, Lilly Singh, and Bill Nye.

[Bobby Bones]

When you start weaponizing outer space, things can potentially go really wrong.

[Kal Penn]

Look, the world can seem pretty scary right now, because it is. But my goal here is for you to listen and feel a little better about the future. Listen and subscribe to Here We Go Again with Kal Penn on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Now time for the Morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The Morning Corny.

[Amy]

Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?

[Bobby Bones]

Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?

[Amy]

Because the corn has ears, of course.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. That was the morning corny. All right, here's a voicemail from a listener.

[Ad Voice]

I let my license expire. I got stopped for speeding, and they.

[Bobby Bones]

Took me to jail because my license were expired. I had to bond out. So I just wanted to let you know that does happen in Tennessee. Love your show. Wow, Amy. What a show highlight that would be. Amy. Guys, if Amy had to get a mug shot, oh, my God.

[Eddie]

You'd have to post that mugshot.

[Bobby Bones]

Of course we would find it.

[Wilmer Valderrama]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

It would be public. It'd be awesome.

[Amy]

Bail me out.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like we should call Crime Stoppers again just so we can have Amy get pulled over and taken to jail. That would be one of the greatest bits in the history of this show.

[Eddie]

Could you, like, set her up, too, where, like, you call the police?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's what I said.

[Eddie]

Call crime, but not crime. Stalkers. You call the police and you're following her. Like, I know where she is. She's right here. You want to get her? I saw she didn't have a license.

[Amy]

Yeah, like, when I'm. If I'm ever leaving your house or something, you're just like, I know you're.

[Bobby Bones]

Helping him call you.

[Eddie]

Good idea, Amy.

[Amy]

No, no, no. If you wanted to, but I don't want you to.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be so funny if she got pulled over and taken a job.

[Amy]

Honestly, that call might have just done it.

[Eddie]

Oh, that call?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Not the 700 others. Well, and the many times we've told you a bad idea to not have an expired license.

[Amy]

Yeah, but she sounded like the sweetest little lady, and she got taken to jail. She. I mean, she didn't admit to any other priors. Like, I would feel like you go to jail if they pull you over, you don't have a license, and you have a warrant out, and you got.

[Bobby Bones]

Meth in your car.

[Eddie]

All that.

[Bobby Bones]

But she.

[Amy]

She just acted like it was straight up because her license was expired.

[Eddie]

You think you can handle jail?

[Amy]

No. No.

[Bobby Bones]

You watch. You watch Orange is a New Black.

[Amy]

Do you think I can handle jail? No. I mean, it's season one. I got scared.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, it gets crazier.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I know women's prison will be hard for you, probably. Yeah.

[Amy]

But, I mean, I think I would be a good. I try to be as good to everyone as possible because, you know, retaliation. Like, I don't want anybody coming after me. So I would just try to be easy going there.

[Bobby Bones]

Just get your license renewed.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, I don't worry about jail. I think that call might do it. All right, I might do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me the next one, Ray. Me and my wife just got done watching that House of Dynamite. It was a complete waste of time. But my question for you is, do you think they'll make a sequel? Love the show. So there's a movie on Netflix called House of Dynamite. I really enjoyed it. A lot of people hated it. Not because of the movie, but because of what happens at some point of the movie. I'll just say that. Who else has seen it?

[Amy]

I've seen it.

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen it. Morgan and Mike. Okay, There will not be a sequel because that is not what the movie's about. The movie is supposed to leave you in a state of thinking and talking about it. It's okay that that movie drives people crazy. That's the point of the movie. The point of the movie was for conversations to be continued for many reasons. One of them probably, I can't believe that movie. But two, it really does. And I don't want to spoil the movie because I loved it. The purpose of it is for callers like that to call and go, what do you think? Do you think there's a sequel? I do not think there will ever be a sequel because I think that's anti the point of that movie. I'm the only person that likes the movie. Movie. Mike. Mike. Because he actually enjoys movies. I just enjoy driving people crazy. There's a difference. Mike, did you enjoy the movie? I love the movie and I love that it's sparking a conversation like that. That's what a great movie does. And you love it about the actual movie?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I loved all the different perspectives. I thought it was really well put together. I would encourage people to watch it. I'm not telling you. You're gonna love it. I bet you get halfway through and you're like, this is freaking awesome.

[Eddie]

Okay, what's it called? Stick of Dynamite.

[Bobby Bones]

No. House of Dynamite.

[Eddie]

House of Dynamite.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, I'm watching it. So it's on Netflix. Check it out. It's Catherine Bigelow. She's the one that did the Hurt Locker. That's Jeremy Renner's, like, first movie, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. Guess what?

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

I have had no water since last night at midnight. I know. Food, no water, nothing.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Gotta have surgery today. So nothing. It sucks. Usually I have, you know, a little something to Eat. Eddie comes in and he's like, hey, I'm gonna go on a hunger strike.

[Eddie]

With you because I haven't eaten.

[Amy]

Because you don't have any food.

[Eddie]

No, I have food in my bag.

[Amy]

You do?

[Eddie]

Yeah. I won't eat it.

[Bobby Bones]

But he's having some water. He had some water.

[Eddie]

I kind of need the water.

[Bobby Bones]

The water is the hardest part. I've had no water, and I've been doing the show. It's pretty miserable. So I got to go in and get my ankle cut on today.

[Amy]

Can you put a little in your mouth and spit it out?

[Eddie]

Oh, you should probably do that.

[Amy]

Swish it around, because that's what you really need. You.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like that's a little bit of. Just a tip.

[Vincent Mason]

Exactly.

[Eddie]

And I think.

[Bobby Bones]

And I think I'm okay not doing that. I think I'm okay just. It's too close for comfort.

[Wilmer Valderrama]

Because you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

And you get tempted, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You're like. You're already there, so why not?

[Eddie]

Temptations too much.

[Amy]

Don't ever call me pervy Amy again.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. There's a difference.

[Eddie]

It's a great.

[Bobby Bones]

It's analogy.

[Eddie]

Great analogy.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Because if you put water in your.

[Bobby Bones]

Mouth, it's already close.

[Eddie]

You're just like, I might as well just gulp it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It's like, we've gone this far.

[Amy]

No, you can swish it around.

[Bobby Bones]

Or.

[Amy]

Like, you can suck on, like, a. A sponge.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not gonna suck on a sponge.

[Eddie]

What are you talking about?

[Amy]

That's what they do at the hospital. They put a little sponge on a stick and then freeze it and then kind of just like put it in your mouth.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have a sponge on a stick in your house? No, but I have no water. I've had no food. I've had nothing. I leave here today. As soon as the show's over, I go, I have surgery on my ankle. It's like a five or six hour process, which I did not think it would be that long.

[Amy]

But you're not under for that long.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm under for a couple of hours.

[Amy]

I guess I'm just curious how long you're going to be under anesthesia.

[Bobby Bones]

Going under is weird because you're there and it's like, here we go. You're awake. Hopefully you wake up.

[Eddie]

How do they time that? Like, it's crazy how they know that.

[Bobby Bones]

So experience education. Yes. Because they can miss. Yeah. And you can wake up in the middle of it. Didn't you wake up middle of once?

[Amy]

My colonoscopy Whoa. I looked up on the screens and I could see my insides on the screen.

[Eddie]

Oh, that would make me pass out.

[Amy]

I mean, it wasn't.

[Bobby Bones]

You're up. It's the whole. It's the meme from the Simpsons where he walks in, takes his hat, puts it back on, walks back out.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

That was my first one ever. And I was in my twenties. Since then I've had multiple and I've not woken up at all.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, wish me the best, man. Still got some more show to do here. I just don't want to bring it up earlier because now I want water so bad. Like, the number one thing I want in my life is water.

[Eddie]

Because you can't have it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not success. It's not. It's just water. I just want water. My father in law text me a message. He said, hey, praying for you and your doctor this morning. I hope you end up with the best ankle in the whole state.

[Eddie]

So awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

I would never think of praying for the doctor. That's just perfect.

[Bobby Bones]

He's the greatest. Like, just generally.

[Amy]

Well, we need to also pray for the anesthesiologist.

[Eddie]

Yes. And the nurse and.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And everybody that I'm driving with and against up there. So I don't. Yes. It's so crazy that we trust people because the two yellow lines in the middle of a road that have no barrier, it's just. You see them. That they don't come crashing into us all the time.

[Eddie]

And it's funny how well we respect those lines. Like, really. Like if I get close to them, like, whoa. Well, it's just a line.

[Amy]

Your life is on the line too.

[Eddie]

I know, but if you think about it, it's just the line.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's just.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, my drawing, it's a drawing on the ground that keeps us from crashing into each other and killing each other. Yeah.

[Amy]

My car senses the lines.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it brings you back.

[Amy]

It brings me back. I feel like I'm trying to get over.

[Eddie]

I feel like my tires are so messed up. It draws me to the line.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, dang. Yeah, a lot of different scenarios here. Anyway, gotta have surgery today. House of Dynamite is what the movie is called. And the other one was Amy, get your license. Yes, please, please. Because if you don't, we will call you in.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

As a bit. What if we do a cop and a cop pulls her over and he's like, ma', am, get out of the car. And then it turns into one of those stripper cops and then we're recording the Whole thing, and he's just confused by it.

[Amy]

I mean, here you go again. Pervy being perfect.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's normal for us.

[Eddie]

You wouldn't like that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's normal for us.

[Eddie]

We're dudes.

[Amy]

If I were to say any of these things.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I would be like, oh, because you've.

[Bobby Bones]

Spent the last 20 of your years being like, hey, I got a stick in my butt. Isn't that true, everybody?

[Amy]

That's not true.

[Bobby Bones]

All of a sudden, the stick's not there. So we're like, oh, this is a different version of Amy.

[Amy]

Okay. All right.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all I'm saying.

[Amy]

Some exaggeration there for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Also, maybe I'll go today.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I hope you do. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Sunrise, Florida. A woman was arrested for domestic violence. She gets booked in jail, and her husband's like, I want her back. So he calls 911, says, give me my wife back. Send her home. Like, sir, she has to spend the night in jail. Ten minutes later, he calls back, do I need to come down there and shoot someone to get my wife back? And he ended up calling 91140 times.

[Bobby Bones]

How did he get a fifth time after that call? You would think they would send someone to the house.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you get 40 deep on that? Okay. And then. So they arrest him.

[Lunchbox]

So they went to his house and arrested him. So he spent the night in jail.

[Vincent Mason]

Go.

[Bobby Bones]

So was he in longer than his wife? And did she call when she got home? I was like, I want my husband back. Because that have been an awesome cycle.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, what is this new influencer law?

[Amy]

It's out of China, and it went into effect recently. And influencers have to prove their official qualifications before creating social media content on sensitive topics like medicine, law, education, and finance.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the most sensible thing ever.

[Eddie]

It makes sense to me.

[Amy]

The Cyberspace Administration of China, also known as the cac.

[Bobby Bones]

If it wasn't China, I'd be like, this is perfect. I know, I know. And it was like, China. I'm like, I don't know.

[Amy]

But the cac, they said that they've brought this in to protect people from misleading content and harmful advice that becomes available online. So from now on, creators have to highlight evidence of expertise prior to posting the content.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like you don't get your blue check mark if you're talking about a certain area. Unless you can prove you get your blue check mark for that area. Right.

[Amy]

You.

[Bobby Bones]

You get like, a medicine check mark. You get a. What are the other ones you said? Like a. Like a nutrition finance check mark. Because. Yeah, we just see people that say crap online and believe them.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, if they say it with. If they're assertive and they're confident, we're like, that's got to be true.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Mouth tape. It is.

[Amy]

I think you should have to upload your certification, your license, your degree, whatever it is. Like, when I had to get certified to homeschool some stuff, I had to submit my degree. They scan it over and then they.

[Bobby Bones]

That's to actually do it, though. Like, we have that in America, where you have to have a certification.

[Amy]

Right, right, Right. But, I mean, I uploaded it and it got approved, so this could be a system. You upload it to the app and it checks you off, because you could just make one up. But, like, they need to verify that it's actually real.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I think there are a lot of people acting like experts in very sensitive areas. It's probably hurting more people than. Not even that it's helping, but it's hurting more people than it is. I don't know. I watch this stuff and, like, as long as I just buy, like, stocks and stuff.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I listen to Ray.

[Amy]

Yeah. Hopefully we don't need certifications for the radio.

[Bobby Bones]

Like Ellison. Ray says, go buy a bunch of GoPro stock. And I'm like, well, he saw it online, so I did it. Now I've lost a bunch of money, so I think it's a great idea. Hey, China, you got a good idea there? It's a weird thing to say. Check out the podcast. We're out. We're done. Go search for the Bobby Bones show podcast. It is up. I am leaving here to go straight to have surgery on my ankle. I do not know what the rest of. Not just the day, but of my life will bring.

[Eddie]

Yeah, scary thought.

[Amy]

Did we mark the ankle? You have the Sharpie in your hand right now.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not marking my ankle just in case I'm not showing up to the hospital with an arrow point.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I draw it all the way down my leg.

[Eddie]

This is the one.

[Amy]

Don't come at us on Monday when you come in and you're like, they did the wrong. They started with the wrong one. You guys, have you learned nothing from our.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, you're scared of everything. I used to be that. Now you're scared of everything. I'm not scared of you're scared of retaliation.

[Amy]

No, I'm proactive.

[Bobby Bones]

You're. You're scared of.

[Amy]

Yes, I am scared of that. The cartel. Yes, I am very scared of the cartel. Very scared.

[Eddie]

Honestly, I don't think the Sharpie is a bad idea. You should probably.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

They told me last night to use some kind of scrub and scrub this antibacterial all over my ankle. Yeah.

[Amy]

Probably dial.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't shave my ankle, but I thought about it.

[Eddie]

That would be smart, too.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Eddie]

Let them know.

[Amy]

Why not make it easy for them to work with it? They're going to shave it. Probably.

[Bobby Bones]

When I did my colonoscopy, I shaved. I did my butt.

[Eddie]

Dude.

[Amy]

But you did. But you didn't do your ankle.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't because the butt's a weirder place. And I didn't want them to be.

[Eddie]

Like, did you Sharpie it too?

[Bobby Bones]

There's only. And all the way down my back, there's an arrow pointing all the way down the crack.

[Amy]

There's only one butthole.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Yes, that's true.

[Eddie]

That's a joke, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I wasn't worried about that. That was a joke. A joke I wasn't worried about.

[Amy]

That's a joke. Like you have another orphan.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I tell you something I'm a little scared of? Go ahead. I'm scared of them taking pictures of my wiener.

[Amy]

Why? They can't do that.

[Eddie]

They're not supposed to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but I'm out. How do I know what they're taking pictures of?

[Amy]

I would imagine.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not sure what even. They said wear loose clothing, but I have a feeling even for ankle, they're gonna put me in a gown.

[Amy]

Yeah. But I think for your ankle you should be able to leave underwear on. Unless they're going to need to put in a suppository.

[Eddie]

If they tell you you have to be naked for.

[Bobby Bones]

They might though they might have to.

[Amy]

Put something in his butt.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

They might need a suppository. And I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would they do that?

[Eddie]

Like, question that.

[Bobby Bones]

No chance this could happen.

[Amy]

I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would they do that? For my ankle.

[Amy]

They might give you medication via your butt, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

For my ankle. There's no chance.

[Amy]

No. For, like, pain or.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll take it. I'll have through my mouth. I'm happy to take that through my mouth.

[Amy]

You can't swallow. And I know they could do it through an iv, but it's something maybe, like, the butt's faster.

[Bobby Bones]

So I need to shave my Butt again is what you're saying.

[Eddie]

You're not ready, dude. Go get ready.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not ready for the surgery.

[Amy]

I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

I don't have a degree for this. So don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Amy, need the china upload.

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't have a certification or license in this. I just know that. I've heard of that.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, now add that to my fear list. Fear one, wrong ankle, but I'm not gonna draw on it. Fear two, just ask when you get there. I don't wake up from anesthesia or I wake up early. Fear three, they take a picture of my wiener because I can't. I don't know what they're up to. Hey. Hey. You have your phone with you? Yeah.

[Eddie]

Check this out.

[Bobby Bones]

Check this out. They.

[Amy]

That would be.

[Eddie]

So where is it?

[Amy]

They would lose their license.

[Bobby Bones]

Why is it shaped like that?

[Eddie]

They call the whole offices.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like that tick tock. Those nurses.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

That was the poop.

[Amy]

No, the discharge.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, both would be a. Discharge bodily.

[Eddie]

I saw them.

[Bobby Bones]

They're all doing a tick tock. Taking. Pointing down at my wieners, taking pictures.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, they would get fired.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, well. And then. Now the other one is tell them that I'm going to wake up with something on my butt.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's.

[Amy]

Well, it's. It'll dissolve. You won't know. It's a suppository. They put it in. But you. Before the surgery, you should remind them about that tick tock of the people that got.

[Eddie]

You know, you can get fired if you do this right.

[Bobby Bones]

If you. No, I. I'm sure I write in Sharpie on my wiener. Caught you.

[Eddie]

Busted.

[Vincent Mason]

So they see it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, caught you.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Vincent Mason]

You're fine.

[Bobby Bones]

I wrote you're fired on it.

[Amy]

I'm. I'm sure you're. You're going to professionals.

[Bobby Bones]

I am.

[Eddie]

You never know, though. You never know.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I think they're professional. Paying them. They better be professional.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, they're professionals, but, I mean, they don't act professional people, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. We do think people act a lot more mature than they really are.

[Vincent Mason]

Right.

[Amy]

Because you know, they're gonna go home and be like, I saw Bobby.

[Eddie]

Like, when. When my dad. When my dad was. Was in the hospital, I. I, like, went in the wrong door. And all the doctors. I went to the doctor's lounge and they were all like, bro. So this chick was like, they're like, oh, sir, can we help you?

[Bobby Bones]

O. It was like, whoa. We learned later in life that teachers aren't perfect.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Cuz our friends started to be teachers.

[Eddie]

That's true.

[Bobby Bones]

And then we're like, oh, teachers go hard too. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we got to go. Hopefully we'll see you Monday. All right, bye, everybody.

[Amy]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Do you actually know Ball? Well, come prove it with a free $10 from Better Picks. Download the Better app, pick more or.

[Kal Penn]

Less on player stats, watch the games and win cash.

[Bobby Bones]

It's that simple. Must be 21 or older. In a jurisdiction where Better Picks operates, terms and conditions apply. Better Picks Sports just got better. Better.

[Hari Kondabolu]

On the podcast health stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.

[Amy]

I'm Dr. Priyanka Wali, a double board certified physician.

[Hari Kondabolu]

And I'm Hari Kondabolu, a comedian and someone who once googled do I have scurvy at 3am and on our show we're talking about health in a different way. Like our episode where we look at.

[Bobby Bones]

Diabetes in the United states. I mean, 50% of Americans are pre diabetic.

[Hari Kondabolu]

How preventable is type 2?

[Amy]

Extremely. Listen to Health Stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Kal Penn]

On an all new episode of iHeartRadio's.

[Bobby Bones]

Las Culturistas, Jennifer Lawrence is dishing Jennifer.

[Kal Penn]

Lawrence from her hilariously awkward run ins with a Listers.

[Amy]

I don't know what I was expecting, but he was just like, nice to meet you.

[Kal Penn]

To her unfiltered take on beauty treatments.

[Amy]

I'm so upsetting.

[Bobby Bones]

The Botox before that and a jaw dropping reveal you won't see coming.

[Amy]

I don't know if I can announce.

[Kal Penn]

This, but I'm just gonna open your free iHeartRadio app.

[Bobby Bones]

Search Las Culturistas and listen to the full podcast now. She said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the Central Texas plains, teens are dying, suicides that don't make sense, strange accidents and brutal murders in what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people.

[Amy]

There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Wilmer Valderrama]

What do you get when you mix 1950s Hollywood a Cuban musician with a dream and one of the most iconic sitcoms of all time. You get Desi Arnaz on the podcast starring Desi Arness and Wilmer Valderrama. I'll take you on a journey to Desi's life, how he redefined American television and what that meant for all of us watching from the sidelines, waiting for a face like ours on screen. Listen to Starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer valderrama on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

This is an I Heart podcast.