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Yeah. Have you guys tried to go to the grocery store? Yeah, I have a Jeep dude to take care of that. If you need anything, let me know, man. I plow through that stuff. No, no, no. But there's nothing at the grocery store. Yeah, you can get there all you want. There's nothing there. I haven't tried yet. Yeah, I went yesterday. It was already a struggle yesterday. Oh, I didn't go. My wife went and sent pictures. But it's like if your spouse does something, you kind of did it. Yeah, I said that. And I was like. I don't want to lie, because I was like. I was like. I went yesterday. I was like. I didn't. Okay, I didn't go. My wife went and she was like, there's nothing here. Really. But. Yeah, but this is only supposed to be a couple days of being snowed in. You get your main stuff and you're good. No, but there wasn't. I mean, there wasn't a single banana there. There was no eggs, nothing. Like, the whole shelf was empty. So how do we get stuff when there's nothing there, man? Socrates asked the same thing. Oh, the deep question, how do you get stuff when there is no stuff? Yeah. Sometimes you have to go around to different places. Yeah. And we. Different stuff. Different things. Yes. I got a different kind of cereal that I'm also. It's two days, you know, it's not like we're Tom Hanks and cast away and we're gone forever. It gets two days. I had to opt for apples instead of bananas. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. That is trash. What about eggs? Well, I went over and I got frozen things. I don't eat eggs anyway. But then I find myself going, we should get eggs. But I don't eat eggs. Anyway, it's only two days, but we're expecting bad weather where we are. A lot of the countries have, like, the fires and the snow and the ice and. Morgan, you were nodding your head. Same with you. Did you go to the grocery store? Yeah. The thing that I question, though, is why does everybody buy milk? Because if the power goes out, doesn't milk spoil? Because we have been conditioned that whenever you have to have groceries for a while, you get milk. The essentials and the power may not always go out. It probably won't go out if it just snows a lot, but. And if it does, you put it outside. Put it outside. Exactly. You put milk in the snow. Think about that. Okay. I've never done that. That's what I was questioning. I was like, why wouldn't we all be buying, like, a bunch of canned stuff and things? Because ice part of what they're worried about the world. Morgan, I want to talk about this with you, too. It's going to be two days. I know. I'm just confused why we're buying milk, bread, and eggs. What is the. What is the fascination with those strong bones? You got to keep your bones strong. Calcium. Good point. It just doesn't make sense in my brain. If it were like a week, that would make more sense. If you already consume a lot of milk and eggs. Again, the essentials. But what you can do. And my grandma used to do this. Why? You know, and you guys already do it. It sounds like if you lose power to your fridge and there's food you need and it's snowing, it's cold. You just put it outside at the door. Perfect. And it stays cold. That's what I do with my beer. I put it in the snow. Ice cold. That's what you think of your essentials. Thank you, guys for being here. We got a big show today. You're actually on the podcast. Gonna get to hear a performance for the first time on purpose in maybe a year, year and a half now on accident, we've left stuff in. We got in trouble for that. But I think one of my greater ideas has been to have artists do public domain songs. I don't know if they like doing it, but it's songs that are free because they're over 100 years old. So that's going to happen coming up. I'm very excited about that. Glad you guys are here. All right, let's go. Let's go to Cassidy in North Dakota, who is calling right now. Cassidy, thank you for calling the show. Morning in studio. Morning. Oh, my gosh. I'm just calling. One of my biggest regrets in life is not going, Bobbi, to your immediately inspirational tour where, when you were in North Dakota many years ago in Bismarck. Do you and Eddie plan to ever be in Bismarck again and do that tour? Let me check My calendar. Oh. Oh. Just in general right now. No plans for Bismarck. However, this is what I can say because I can't really say it yet because we're only 99% here. I've almost degraded terms of the TV network for my comedically inspirational special. Let's go. Oh, so you'll be available everywhere. It's a way to put it. It's almost. I. Maybe this week I can say something. I have not signed a single thing, but I was really having some trouble, because if it was just about money, I would just put it on YouTube. I'd have made way more money putting my special on YouTube than anywhere else, oddly. And if it were just about reach, I could have gone to one of the big streamers, but they paid nothing. And I paid for my own show so I could edit it my way. And so I was. I was having, like, this internal struggle of, like, if I just put it on YouTube, I'm gonna feel like a loser. Because, like, I wanted to do it so people would actually see it that didn't know who I was. Because it's. It's a comedy show, but it's also inspirational. But then I paid. I funded the whole thing, so I didn't want to, like, lose money on it. And even my wife and I were talking about it, like, on a podcast I did at the house, and. Because I'm very insecure, especially when it comes to, like, comedy. It's like. Because I'm not even a real comedian, but I've toured for the last four or five years, and we sent it out to a few places in a. And a network said, we want it, and it's not there. I would love to say, but it will. But then once that airs, all the. All that stuff's dead. I can't do it anymore. All those jokes and stuff. Yeah, but I don't know if. But yeah, no, I'm. This is not an announcement. But it's an announcement. There might be an announcement, and then hopefully we're negotiating that I can still own it after they have it, and then I can put it on YouTube and make money. Oh, that's cool. But I'll make some money. I just want to lose money on it. I don't think that's weird of me, but I also don't want to just put on YouTube because I feel like anybody can put anything on YouTube. Although, like, some of my friends that do comedy, they're like, dude, put it on YouTube, that's. You want to make the most money. That's where it is. So that's. That's that. But no, no, not Bismarck. Especially not in the winter. Shout out, you guys. No chance. Too cold. Loved. Loved Bismarck. No winter time. But yeah, hopefully I will be able to tell you very soon that it is going to be on a TV network. Okay, awesome. Hey, love you, studio. Thank you so much for taking my call. Thank you for calling. Have a great day. I do want to go over and talk to Billy with these drones. I almost shot one down. Billy, you're on. Hey, good morning, studio. Morning. Hey, I'm down here in Texas and I tell you right now, when the one come over my house, it was two nights in a row. And the second night I said the heck with it. I went out there with my gun and I started shooting right where that little camera would be. And I know there was one confirmed hit because once it hit, all of a sudden it just started going towards the Brazos River. Never saw it again. Okay, I feel you. Because you gotta think. No, I gotta think about it. Look at that. Look at the military. If they can identify an American soldier from a Taliban, from. From no telling how many thousands of feet, what can them cameras do on them drones when they're that close to your house? Exactly. See them underwear? I don't want that out. I'm embarrassed. That's invasion to my privacy. And, you know, it's like if my wife. If they got my wife in the shower, I don't care who owns it. They ain't safe nowhere in this world because I will find them. Yeah, I like that this dude's straight on, like, I know skills. I felt that. Everything about that. The difference for me is I don't think it was anybody looking at our. This has been a situation, like nationally where there are these big drones flying over and everybody's trying to figure out what the. What the deal is. Over our overall neighborhood. Big ones for days. I did get the gun, but I live next to other houses. And also, if I shoot a drone down, I have to get on social media and talk about it. Then I will get arrested. It'll be a bonehead story of the day. And we're like, how come people can't rob a bank and then not go on social media? I will be celebrating. I'll be holding the drone as a trophy. And then I will go to jail. So I am launching a counter drone maybe today or tomorrow. Because that's allowed. That is allowed. The three rules. One, you call the cops if there's a drone over your house. I'm gonna tell you, I called the cops. They would not care. Number two, put a no drone zone sign above. You know what? That drone ain't gonna care. I'm a no drone zone. And then three, you launch a counter drone. I don't know what that means, but I just have. I think today it comes my counter drone. So, yeah, if I was in a rural area, I'd probably shoot at it. And then if it came down, I would just hide it. Because they don't. They won't have the footage. Right. Or will it be on like, it's a screen. And the hand, they might have, like, an air tag on it. Oh, yeah. Never know. Go in the neighbor's yard. Good point. Put in there trash can. Billy, thank you for the call. I. I feel like what you did, I just can't do that. I'm a little more public, so I know I'll get in trouble. They'll use me as an example. See, out where I live, the cops argue over who's gonna come out because I live on the county line. So they, you know, it is what it is. Yeah, that sounds unfortunate for you. If you have a real situation, do you have, like, people like, criminals running to get to your line like a Dukes of Hazzard? Because as soon as they cross the line, county can't rest people that there. There was one criminal that come that way, but he found out that he. He wasn't welcome. Yeah, Billy. Let's just say he. Let's just met. Let's just say he met a friend of mine. Let's just. Let's just say. Billy, say no more. You're on the radio, buddy. You're on the radio. Hey, hope you have a great day. Appreciate you calling, Billy. Hey, y'all, too. Have a blessed one. All right, buddy. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had till it into the mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been feeling like my relationship with my girlfriend is nearing its end, and I'm pretty sure she feels similarly. But I don't know if I should break up now or wait until after her birthday. It's just a couple weeks. We have a birthday trip planned that we booked months ago. We were in a much better place when we planned the trip, but now I don't want to ruin her birthday and cancel the trip. But dragging it out for that feels unfair. With Valentine's Day also being right behind that, what's the right thing to do? Signed, future ex boyfriend. Now this Is easy, but it's hard. The easy thing is you don't stay together because her birthday is coming up. Now there are some issues with financial part of the trip. Can you get your money back? You know, are your flights refundable? Those are secondary issues. You don't stay together just because of a trip or Valentine's Day or birthday Valentine, you know, so you owe it to yourself. Not even her. You owe it to yourself to be honest. And not even if she feels like you two are staying together, you're lying to her. If you go on the trip, do you don't go on the trip. But now you got to figure out what you're gonna do with the money. Do you just eat it? Do you say, you should still go, I'll eat my part if you can find somebody else. Like all of those are things you're gonna have to deal with. But you don't go on the trip. Now you can say, hey, let's cancel the whole trip and then cancel her part and then you can go because she got your girlfriend anyway. But you should not go and then figure out the other details later if everything is non refundable. I still don't think you go together. No. The best gift you can give her is to go ahead and break up with her now. Especially if she wants to break up. But like doesn't feel good in the moment, but later it's the best down the line. Yeah, don't do it. So our advice to you is it is going to be difficult. These are difficult conversations, especially when a trip's happening. I mean, I guess unless you really want to go on the trip. Unless it's like something you've been dying to do and. But it's her birthday trip, so. Yeah, but sometimes I do that to my wife. I'm like, oh, for your birthday we're going to go raise up a basketball game. She's like, oh, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, I know. Break it off. But be a buffalo. Be mature. Be mature. Be mature. It's hard to do. Be mature. Break it off. What did you just say about be a buffalo? Okay, go into the storm, face it straight on. Don't be a cow. If you go on the trip and drag this out for birthday Valentine's Day trip, you're being a cow. You're turning away from the storm and you're going to be in the storm longer. Keeping her in the storm longer and it's just not good for anybody. Don't be a cow. More chicken? Yeah, Cows go. Cows go away. From the storm, thinking they're going to avoid it. But eventually the storm catches up to them and they're in it longer. Buffaloes go straight in and then it's, It's. It's brutal for a minute, but they get out of the storm faster than cows and be an adult. An adult buffalo. There you go. Close it up, Bones. 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I like pickles, but with anything feels weird. But the first time I ever had a Piccadilly, a pickle, snow cone, strawberry, it was awesome. But no glitter in pickles. Yeah, well there's such thing as edible glitter and you need to make sure that it's that. But what people are doing can't be healthy glitter at all. Edible or not, that cannot be good. They're getting edible glitter and they're dumping it into the jar of pickles and it makes it really pretty. Voila. You've got a jar of Glickles and people are loving it. Kids are loving it, Adults are having fun with it. Jimmy John's even got on board posting about it. But they used real glitter. So people were like, wait, right? No way. Maybe it wasn't to eat. Maybe they were doing a video. I think they were just doing it. Oh my gosh. But they. That's where people were in the comments. Like, heads up, you have to use edible glitter or it's not gonna. I wouldn't use that. I would use any kind of glitter. I would. Then it wouldn't be a glickle. Don't do a glickle. Just don't do a glickle. Yeah, but pickles surprisingly go with things that aren't pickly. Yeah, I learned. I learned the hard way. Was the thing that was viral recently. It was like pickles and wrapped up in cheese. Chickle. That's what it was. Yeah, it's like, yes. You made a little, like, pickle taco with a slice of cheese and you grill it. Weird. Don't know that. It's terrible, though. Add a little glitter and you got a chickle chickle. Tick tock cheesy pickle. It's there. Oh, my goodness. Well, everything's on tick tock, though. Yeah. Yeah. All right. But hey, what if you put glitter on a chicle? Glickle. Yeah, that's what. That sounds German. Oh, you did? I was trying to say how to say it. Glicklechickle. I just did that exact bit. How would you say it is what I'm saying. I said it kind of like you just did. Sounds German. Okay, so according to a survey. Did you really say that and I missed it? Yeah, but that happens. No, but I was reading it. I know, I know. No, I'll tell you. I was reading a voicemail about someone whose husband's on Onlyfans. Oh, no. We can talk about. We can, we can. That's why I didn't hear that. Sorry, I was looking ahead. That's on me. But go ahead. That kind of ties into my next story. Maybe. I don't know. According to a survey, nearly half of all Americans carry backup underwear with them in case, you know, they want to change clothes or they have an accident. Eight glickles and then set just right. Or they go to the gym. But, like, it's like before they leave the house, it's like, okay, computer, check. Phone, check. Backup underwear, check. And I was like, huh, I wonder how many of us carry bag of underwear. I do not. If I have an underwear issue, I just go underwear less until I get to underwear commando. Yeah. I don't know if people should call it that, but yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. I let my glick will go free, you know? Yeah. But apparently that is the thing. And I do see, as we get older, why it might be coming. You carry underwear? I don't. But now I'm like, wait, people do this? This is probably not a bad idea. Just in case of emergencies or whatever your story is. No mercy. Poop my pants. I would just make sure it didn't go all the way through. And then I would just take the underwear. So I have a bunch of country songs that are turning 30 this year, which is gonna make us feel old, because you're gonna be picturing yourself right now, if you're around our age 43 or so. You were 16 driving your car. Morgan, how old are you? I am 31. Okay. So these songs are basically Morgan's age. Yeah. A lot of these songs, like, I was listening to while driving to high school. Check yes or no. George Strait. Dang. I like it. I love it, Tim. John Michael Montgomery, man. I like it. I love it. And sold. Feel like two different eras. Tim McGraw is, like, still crushing it. Yeah. And I like John Michael Montgomery, but he's kind of retired a bit. I'm still playing music, but, like, he lives in Kentucky and just chills. Feels like two different eras. Go ahead. This one's gonna hit Dust on the Bottle. That one feels older. David Lee Murphy. Oh, yeah. No, I survived in that wheelhouse. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And then any man of mine. Shania Twain. Whoa. That's crazy. That feels about right to me. Really? Which. How is it crazy to you? Which way? I feel like Shania was not that long ago. Yeah. Tim McGraw. Yeah. Maybe a little older than that. I definitely. Dust in the Bottle feels really older. Yeah. Honorable mention. Texas tornado. My little Texas tornado. Yeah. Tracy Lawrence Jam. I don't want to be wrong about that. All right. Thank you. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news hobby. Let's go to Stillwater, Oklahoma. High school junior there has dedicated her entire winter break to collecting and donating 400 pairs of shoes for students in need. Again, 16 years old. Just thought she wanted to do this because she saw other kids that needed, and so that's what she did. Lots of local support, lots of contributions, and inspired by it, other people started jumping in. And then she's going to continue next year. And her goal is 800. But this is a snowball type thing where it starts, and that's massive. 400 pairs of shoes a lot. And to go 800. It's changing so many lives in ways that she will even never know because she's not. Not going to see them every day. But that's real life stuff. And shout out to her. Baylor Citizen is her name. That's a pretty cool name. Yeah. Wow. That's like celebrity rapper. I mean, that would be a cool name. Like Baylor Citizen. Yeah. Shout out Baylor Citizen. That's From News Nation. Now that is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Bones. Fun fact. Frighten. My first Fun fact. Presidents get free postage for life. Whoa. They never have to pay for a stamp or poster. Stamp. They got it. You're president, you get free postage. So lucky. Because it's like 50 cents to mail a letter now. It's ridiculous. It's just crazy. That's part of the things I'm. Part of the. What if they have to, like, ship packages? Like, they can ship a couch for free. Hey, bro. No problem. Wow, that's cool. Oh, I don't know about a couch, because I don't know if the Postal Service does that. They will. Well, UPS does. That's different. Different. Different entity. Interesting. If you're a president, I bet you just ship the couch. Nobody cares. I'm just gonna bet on that one. Fun Fact Friday, Amy. So farmers sometimes feed cow Skittles because they're a cheap source of carbohydrates. No way. That feels like it would be, like, animal. Like. I don't know. If they have to worry about the red dye or whatever. Can't they feed them a million things other than Skittle? Well, I mean, I feel like sugar might be bad for their gut, but is their poop colored? I don't know. Another digestive. Good question. It says that sometimes they eat Skittles and other sweets as part of their feed. Me too. Lunchbox. Fun Fact Friday. Anybody going to Cornell University can get a degree in wine making. It's called viticulture in enology. It's the cultivation of grapes and the science of wine making. That is so cool. That's a lot of words. Hey, I don't. I didn't follow. Do y'all know how many grapes are in a bottle of wine? 12. I want to go 70, 380. No. Anywhere from 600 to 800 grapes per bottle. You upstate. Just a fun fact. We didn't get to talk about his fact. I didn't understand. Me either. So I. You can go to school to make wine. I thought Cornell was, like, you know. Yeah, that's like, going sounds. Hey, you can go to school to be an engineer. Hey, at A. M. Can you get a degree in wine making with agriculture? Probably something. I don't hate your fun fact. I just didn't understand it. I just thought it was cool that you could go to Cornell, which is like. Why are you saying Cornell? And. And my friend Andy went to Cornell. Yeah, well, Ivy League is very sophisticated. I didn't realize they had a major in winemaking. I would think an Ivy League would be have if anybody did. I don't want to walk down this. This trail I like. You have to go to Italy to find out how to make wines so you don't gotta go to France to make fries, bro. Guys, from Texas A. M. You can get a viticulture and an ology certificate, which is. That's a certificate process. Okay, guys, I'm fine about something I have no opinion on, but you'll never forget how many grapes are in a bottle. I already forgot. I thought it was funny that you trumped his though. But. So all good, Morgan? Yeah. So astronaut Chris Hadfield would call his wife from the International Space Station, but she thought he was a telemarketer. So there was this three second delay and she would always hang up on him. So NASA had to come give her the phone number and write space for every time he called. That's pretty funny. Yeah. What's the caller ID on that? Like from Space Moon 100. Another area code. There's an old clip of Joe Montana on the sideline in the 80s when he figured out that little phone that you could talk to your offensive coordinator up in the booth could actually call out. And he called twice from the game. Yeah, that's cool. Pretty funny. That's a funny one. Yeah. Eddie, you have one? Yeah, this is for you. So if you leave a party without saying goodbye, you can save up to two days a year of your life. Dude, I got like three months. What? How many parties are people going to? Well, maybe just any social event, like, because it takes forever. I gotta say about it. Everyone in the room, I have at my house, I have a strategy. When it's time for everybody to go, I don't yell, okay, time for everybody to go. I go to my room, I put on shorts and a cut off, and I re enter the party where everybody's dressed up in a cut off shirt and everybody goes, oh, I think it's time to go. Oh, he's ready for bed. Even in my wife's party, it went. It was a Sunday night, went kind of long. I was just, you know, and I felt like everybody got their say and everybody was ready to go. And so you stood up. I just stood up, was like, all right, everybody, thank you for coming. And if I'd had to cut off, I'd put it on the bathroom. Do you remember one time you texted me and said, it's time for you to go, so will you lead everyone out, like, so I was like, oh, yeah. So I left once I left your leader. Yeah. Everyone else left. Yeah. I'll text and be like, hey, you should go. And then people will follow. Yeah. That's how I have parties in California. You can only get the number 69 on a license plate if your car's model year is 69. Because people want to have 69. Course. And if someone says you're eating like a whale, don't worry, because they're exaggerating, because a blue whale eats 20 million calories a day. 20 million. Dang. That's a lot. That's like a blooming onion. Don't they just, like, open their mouth and just swallow whatever comes? Yeah, probably. But 20 million fish are, like, a locale food. Well, yeah, a lot of fish. Yeah. Like the Mediterranean diet. You think it'd be a little lighter? Fat Friday in 1925, they made all these predictions about 2025, where we are today. Amy, I'm going to read you some of these, and you can tell me if we're there. We're close to being there. We'll never be there. Number one, they predicted in 1925, people will live to be 150. No, we're not there. We're not there. We have lived a bit longer. Yes, but we're not there. Actually, we took a couple steps back in the last few years. I think now life expectancy is what, 87? Next, food will be delivered by tubes from communal kitchens. I mean, Uber eats. Yeah. Or I go to this ghost kitchen down the street where I never see a human, but I just go up to this locker and all of a sudden the food is there. What? So it's not a tube, Jetson style, but we are getting food from a communal kitchen, meaning a restaurant. Yeah. And did you know George Jetson, I think, would have been born this year? Oh, wow. Based on the cartoon and when it happened. Oh, okay. A television machine will replace the Daily Pictorial. Newspapers. Yeah. Giant airplanes will fly 50 passengers between London and Paris only in a couple hours. That's pretty close. Yeah. London and Paris, because those are both over. If they were gonna go America there. No. But, yeah, that's good. Crime will be treated as a disease. It'll be splendid when they put you in a bed, take your temperature, and bring you grapes for buying cigarettes after hours. What? That's the crime back then? Yeah. Dude, I don't know. People will be awakened by radio alarm clocks. Yeah, that's. We've already moved on from that one. That was a Long time ago. Baldness will be universal. Not yet. You rooting for that one? Yes, I'm waiting for the day. Yeah, we will run out of oil. Oh, not yet we haven't. Hey, who knows? I think we're crawling towards. Headed that way. We're. We're crawling. Smoking will be a thing of the past. Yes, we're getting there. I do feel a resurgence in smoking though, even in movies and pop culture. I know, it's kind of becoming a thing again. We're smoking different things. Vapes. Oh, that kind of smoking. I'm sure they mean cigarettes, but again, 100 years ago, they don't know what they didn't know. Books will be printed on nickel leaves and will contain 30,000 pages. Yes. Except it's an iPad. Yeah. Or Kindle. So it's not. Yeah, it's not a nickel leave, whatever that is. But it is. You can have 500 books inside of a tablet. Canada will have the population of 100 million. No idea. I don't think so. We can look that up. That upper part of Canada. Shout out to you guys, listen to the show in Canada. Too cold for me. 40 million. Little short. Yeah, we're 60 million short. Dang. Okay. Banking and burglary will be wireless. Wow. In many ways. Wire frog. Yes. There'll be a wheat shortage. I don't know. No, I feel like we can mass produce that. And speakers will be able to address the entire world at once. And the unification of the human race will be complete. Oh, we're the opposite. No. Yeah, we've. We're. The human race is not complete and we're not together at all. No, they really swung and missed on that one. So those are predictions from 100 years ago. I think generally they did pretty good. I'm still waiting for the flying cars. Even like 20 years ago, they were like flying cars everywhere. It's time for the good news with Amy. Firefighters in Overland Park, Kansas, they were responding to a medical emergency because this guy was out shoveling his driveway and he had a heart attack. And they're like, hey, heads up. Shoveling so is no joke. So if you have pre existing heart conditions, be careful out there. So they went ahead and got him the medical care he needed. And once they knew he was going to be okay, the firefighters went ahead and shoveled the rest of his driveway for him. Nice. He lived. Driveway got shoveled. Everybody won that shoveling snow, man, that's a win. I might fake the heart attack cuz someone else. Yeah. So this is kind of a psa they are putting it out there of like, hey, shoveling snow again, it's physically demanding. So if you have heart condition, maybe see if someone can help you. But yeah, I just wouldn't shovel any snow. I'm not from a place that has snow though, so I'm not used to that. Great story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something. Good Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw. That's pretty cool. That was the Morning Corny. We can use our phone as a request line too. Excuse me, Advice line. I know we take emails, but if you have any advice that you'd like to ask of us and say, hey, just change my voice. We will do that. You can call 87777 Bobby, here's one. Hit this. I wanted to ask you what you guys thought about your husband or spouse subscribing to OnlyFans. Happily married. Found out that he had an OnlyFans subscription over a year ago. Confronted him about it. She looked forward. She wanted to see what it was about. We got over it, moved on. It still lingers in my mind. Is that cheating? What is that? What do you guys think? First I'm going to say he didn't sign up because he was bored and wanted to see what was going on. That is not accurate. If you're bored, you play a video game, you go and shoot stuff. Maybe bored of the marriage. Well, yeah. Or maybe not even that. Maybe he just has. He just wants to look at naked girls. Right There can be that. You cannot be bored of the marriage and still want to go look at the P word. Just. I'm talking about four letters. They're kids listening. They're kids listening. So I'm not going to assign him to that. But it's all the definite. Is it cheating? I'm gonna go. No. Is it lying and dishonest? Yes. There's a very fine line. Cheating would be, in my opinion, with another human. But lying is awful too, and it's so close to that. He was not bored. That's not why he did it. Because he was bored and just wanted to see what was going on? No, he wanted to see what he was signing up for. Could you sign up and subscribe specific people on that? It's great you confronted him. If you believe him, you are allowed to move on. He did not cheat because it wasn't like a relationship with that person. Because again, even if you're not meeting and touching, if you have an Online relationship with somebody that could be considered cheating because you're having an emotional relationship with somebody. This is somebody that has tons of subscribers and they're sending them pictures. Right. Is that is only fans only that kind of stuff? Or could you like pay to watch someone eat? So at a time, only fans started to market toward things that weren't that stuff, but they realized that wasn't happening. Oh, so. So yes, they tried to clean it up, but the clean version was not. So is it cheating? I'm gonna go with no. Is it lying? Absolutely. Oh, does it fall under that category of micro cheating? That's stupid. Oh, well, I didn't make it up. I know it's stupid. Either you cheated or you didn't. You can be dishonest. You can lie. Yeah, but again, it's all your, you guys's interpretation. If you guys have had a rule and if you're doing this it's cheating, then it's cheating. If you're asking me my opinion, I would say he did not cheat, but he did lie, and that's really bad. And if you believe him from now on, you move forward and make him build the trust. But I don't think that's cheating. But I think it's a symptom of something else. What is it? That's what I say, Lunchbox. I don't think it's cheating at all, man. I mean, it's just like if you had a subscription to that magazine back in the day, you know, Peaboy, we could say Playboy. That's not. That's a different P Boy. It's a different magazine too. Yeah, I just think it's looking at pictures, looking at videos. It's sort of like looking at someone in a swimsuit at the beach. But if you have to hide it, if you have to hide it, it's dishonest. And that's not the same. I didn't say it was. It wasn't dishonest, but it's not cheating. It's not. He shouldn't be in trouble. Let him be. No, he should be in trouble. If that's a but I guess it is the same thing. But it doesn't mean everybody was okay with that subscription to that magazine. Which one? P Boy. P Boy. For some reason you went to the word play. Are you still quoting 30 year old movies? Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. 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Better looking. I mean, it's just part of it. Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. I don't. Both equally beautiful. So. So you're Dylan1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took Dylan on tour a couple years ago. Oh. He was opening, so, I mean, I have to. For sure. Yeah. You're Big Dog Dylan. That's what I call you. Then I should make him. Make him call you Daddy. I go, I go, daddy, Daddy, Dick Dog Dylan. Yeah, yeah. My boy. So on this song, which, by the way, congratulations, it's a monster hit. All of it's been like, wow. I bet they wonder, should we put two Dylan's like in the room where like executives that wear ties, like, sit together with button up shirts and they debate what they're gonna invest their time and money in. You think they were like, can we do two Dylan's? Probably. I mean, they turned us down at first. Now we're talking. Cause I can understand the confusion. Regardless of how awesome the song is and the ideas, I can still be like, I think one Dylan's enough. Let's find like a John. Well, I mean, there's multiple Luke's out there. 11. Yeah. You know, just in this room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got shot down the first time we brought boys back home in. Yeah, yeah. Because I honestly have no idea. Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad we did now, you know, What'd you learn from it? Why are you glad you got shot down? It was just better timing now, I think. Don't you think? Yeah. I mean, the first time that we were gonna put it out, I didn't have a deal. So there was no shot at radio. I don't think so. Later when we put it out, I had a record deal. So we were able to have like a radio team and stuff, so. Oh, you got a little more behind you. Yeah, yeah. So then help me out here. Who on whose song is it Dylan Number two? Well, I heard it and then. But is it your. Is it Dylan Marlowe feature? I guess I'm just confused by all this, you know. Yeah, it's my song featuring Dylan Scott. Yeah. So I'm looking. Oh, I pulled it up. It's Dylan Number two featuring Dylan Number one. Oh, that's what it says. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now on the stream. Yeah. Dylan Number two featuring Dylan Number One. So Dylan Scott. I have to call him by their full names. You wrote, you wrote this? Yes. How long ago? Tell me about it. Tell me about what's up in like in the room. Did it start off as the same tempo? Like, what was it? What happened with this song? I wrote it probably, honestly, I don't know, three years ago, maybe close to four with Seth Ennis and Joe Fox. And I just sat on it for a while. And when he brought me on tour, he was like, hey, can you show me some stuff you're pumped about? And I showed him that. I think it was your idea. He's like, dude, let me sing on this. And we'll just be two. Dylan's on one song. That's cool. Yeah, so that's kind of how it happened. He took you on tour back in the day. Yeah, first tour. Yeah. And so how'd that go? What'd you learn from him? Act like he's not here. Okay. If I had to. I mean, a lot of what not to probably just not to take it too serious. Like everybody takes it. Every other tour we've been on has been great. It's been like probably, I don't know, it's been really fun. I mean, I think I remember taking a shower one day and I just turned the shower off and I look above me and there's like a two gallon jug of salsa that just got dumped on me in the shower. Huh. And so like it just. Boy, Dylan Scott's wanted to party. I think it's just like never. Don't take it too serious. Like we're, we're having fun out there. And also just how like, I mean, you're good at working crowds and stuff. So learning just like watching him. Yeah, yeah. What about like, he's pretty jacked. Dylan number one's pretty jacked. Dude, you need that rub off on you? Well, he actually got that workout regimen for me. See, there you go. I didn't know that Dylan number two told Dylan number one. Now I think the first time I ever did pre workout, Dylan was like, you ever had this? I was like, no. He's like, he's like, dude, take a scoop of this. Oh, you mean like a powder? Yeah. First time I'd ever, ever tried it, I was like coming out of my skin. Played three hours. I didn't know I took your pre workout virginity too, dude. Hey man, is that like a pre workout? Your first one's free bobby workout? Yeah, it depends how exhausted I am before I work out. If I'm like burnt and I haven't left the building since and I have to work out at 3, about 2:15, I'm scooping it up about 2:58. I'm like, you draw scoop. I can't. I tried. I would. I. I start. Even if I do enough spit in my mouth, I still can't get it all the way down. Then I choke for the next hour of like, little floods in there. Yeah, I figured you. I figured you dry scoop or like, do it through all the holes. Like, just dry all the holes. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, because you're that dude. You know, Dill number one's that dude. I want to play the song real quick. We have a lot to talk about, so set this up here. Dylan Marlowe, Dylan Dylan, number two. So when you put it out, the ceiling in your mind was hopefully a number one. Or hopefully we just like catch on virally or what. Yeah, I mean, his. He was like, dude, if we put this out, like, we have a chance to go on the radio. And I had never. I'd had a song that I put up before that did, like, good. But right at the last second, they decided not to send it to radio. So I'm like, this is just impossible. And then when we posted like the first video of us, it kind of blew up. That was the first, like, really viral thing that ever happened to me. So I was like, let's go. We just send it that right there and the checks will be coming. Oh, well then here we go on the Bobby Bones show now. Dylan Marlowe and Dylan Scott. What I like about both of you. This may seem a little self serving, but what I like about both of you is that I like both of you. And that doesn't happen all the time. And so I will only ask of people that I like, like something new and somewhat experimental. Now there are these rules in podcasting and our radio show, it has its own life. It's in all these cities. Great. Our podcast is a monster podcast. But there are all these new rules and regulations about podcasts where we can put no music on any podcast because we'll get sued. And I understand the legalities behind it. The other day, like a week ago, maybe two weeks ago, I was like, you know what we can play because we won't get sued are public domain songs. Meaning you could go through public domain. You could do London Bridge. It's been out for 100 years, so it's free to play. You can even cover Dylan Marlowe, London Bridge and put on a record if you wanted to. I'm just not out the business. He's not too good for it. You heard him right There it's like Christmas songs, like some of the old, old ones. That's why everybody puts them on records, because they're free. Right? You get it all. And so I said, man, who would I love to come up and try this experiment out? Goes on the radio show, but we can put it on the podcast because we have millions and millions of people a month that listen. And I feel like some of our podcast listeners don't get to enjoy how awesome you guys are as live performers. So I say, I like Dylan Marlo and I like Dylan Scott. I'm gonna ask them to do it. So I don't ask people to do anything. You guys have to understand. I don't even. I feel guilty when people come up here and play. Cause I'm like, they don't want to play. They're annoyed to even play when they're here with me. So thank you for letting me like you, first of all. You're welcome. Thank you. And secondly, we're gonna try this public domain song. What did you choose that's over 100 years old? Yeah, we chose Go Tell it on the Mountain. It's a good one. The jam at about 10:00 last night. Yeah, 10:00 last night. We're figuring it out. So y'all know it good? Yeah. Oh, yeah, we know it. Yeah, we know it. And you know what? If it doesn't work, it doesn't work there. Are they. Oh, no. This is gonna work. This. They are so nice to do. This gonna work. This is a favor to me. So we have Dylan Marlowe and Dylan Scott doing our first ever public. And to all our podcast listeners, to the millions and millions people podcasting, this, this is for you. I feel like we're about to go to church. Yeah, we're about to go to church. We're gonna need y'all to help us out. No, no, no, no, no. We have a rule. We don't because we ruin songs. I know you ain't gotta sing even worse. There's only three of us out of seven that can clap on beat. We'll show you where this is 1905. This is about to get our gospel on it. All right, here we go. Let's go tell it on the mountain Here. Go tell it on the mountains over the hills and everywhere Go tell it on the mountains that Jesus Christ is born year Go tell it home the mountain over the hills and everywhere Go tell it on the mountain that Jesus Christ is born While shepherds kept their watching over silent flocks at night Behold, throughout the heavens they're shown a holy light so go tell it on the mountains over the hills and everywhere Go tell it on the mountains that Jesus Christ is born My turn. Down in a lowly manger our humble Christ was born and brought us salvation that bless Christmas morning Go tell it on the mountain over the hills and everywhere Go tell it on the mountain that Jesus Christ is born this is the part where if you feel in the spirit in here, we get to clapping. I'm feeling it. It goes. Go tell it on the mountains over the hills and everywhere Go tell it on the mountains that Jesus Christ is born yeah, Go tell it on the mountains over the hills and everywhere Go tell it on the mountain that Jesus Christ is bone. Randy Travis would go bor. Let go. That was awesome. That was so good. Even aside from everything else, like, that was just awesome. That's a great. That was awesome. Okay, so, yeah, podcast listeners just heard a song for the first time in years. They didn't even know music existed. They thought music was just killed off the world. Like. Like Apocalypse and no more music. Yes. Okay, so let's. Let's do this. So if you go. Let's do Dylan Scott first. You go Dylan Scott, country.com. the country till I Die tour. Got a lot of shows. Got a lot of show. You got. You got a lot of hits. Do you play them? Oh, we play. Of course you do. I thought so. I thought you'd say that. Yes, sir. I'm really just an influencer. Corey and Amy. So it happens to some people. I know people that enjoy your home life. Oh, yeah. They don't even. Not even. They don't. It's not. They don't like your music, but they know you from what you do on your Instagram at home and your family. Is that a bad thing? No, it absolutely isn't. You need nine. You need nine ways for people to know you and need four revenue streams at least. Okay, cool. So don't feel ashamed. Will you do an influencing tour? That'd be hilarious. I don't know what that is. I don't either, but it'd be fun. Influencing. Let's go out and influence people. Yeah, just go hang out with the kid, the wife and stuff, you know? Okay, so you're doing shows all the way through May because it's all the cities. We're in Boston. You got Cincinnati, in Toronto. You're going to Canada. Boise, Salt Lake City. Go check out Dylan Scott. Tell me something about your show. Just a random fact. When people come to See you. They will experience blank. I mean, they're just gonna experience a bunch of real stuff, man. I mean, I like to have a good time. Like Dylan was talking earlier. I don't take it too serious, man. At the end of the day, it's not rocket science. It's just music, you know? So I just like people to come and have a good time and not worry about what's going on in their life. And maybe some salsa gets dumped on you randomly. That would be fun. Every show someone gets some salsa. All right, Dylan Marlowe, let's talk about you new record. Yeah, the old mid-20s crisis. Mid-20s crisis. I just roll my eyes at that. It ain't a crisis, but I hear you and to you. You are a songwriter. Like, you're a songwriter. How important was it to you to write a bunch of these? I mean, you co wrote, I guess, every song on the record. Yeah. How important was that to you? Yeah, it was important. Just helps me like sharpen my craft, I think. But I've also never been opposed to like taking an outside song. But at this point in my career, nobody's like sending me the A songs yet. So we're getting there. But. So until then, I'll just write all my own stuff. They're about to. Yeah, they're dylanmarlofficial.com. and again, the mid-20s crisis tour, same thing. I'm going to give you the same question. If they come to a Dylan Marlowe tour, they will experience blank. Just a good time. I mean, we. Same thing. I think I learned from him, not to take it too serious, but we. The fun, the funnest thing about this tour, we've got to play some of these songs on the record one time at an album release show here in town. And it's super rocking. So it's going to be. It's going to be probably different than any show that we've ever done just as far as like the. The music. So I'm excited to play it live for both of you guys. Dylan, Scott, what song do you play? Where the crowd sings back or screams the loudest? Which one? Yeah, which one? Pick one. I got one. They play the Boys back home. Hey, there was a time I had none. Yeah, we're just. But that ain't now. If you play. What song do they scream the loudest right now? Lee. Right now. I mean, honestly, dude, what's crazy is, I mean, I had my first number one, I was 25. So that's what. Shoot, that was almost, almost nine years ago. I mean, my girl. They're still screaming My girl. But, like, even we released a song back in March that, you know, was not a single. It's just a DSP release called what'll Never have. And, I mean, they're screaming it back to us. You know, it's crazy. And then, Dylan, I know you made a joke, like it's. It's your hit. But, like, you did. You have fans, a lot of fans. What song did they. Let's take that one off. Take the. Take the single off. What song? If you play it, do most people know and sing along. If you take that one out, probably Record High or the Taylor Swift cover. You do? Yeah, we did a really cool, like, punk rock Taylor Swift cover. Which one song? Back to December. Oh, that's good. I'll play it for you, but you get in trouble. I know. I wish we could play that on. Yes, I need to hear it now. I know. Okay. Thank you, guys. Congratulations on the song. It's a big old massive hit. I love when somebody does something a little different. 2 Dylan's never seen it done before. And you guys just did it. We did it. Nobody will ever try it again either. You've claimed you've put the flag in two Dylan's. That's right. Sounds like a law firm. And I like that. Dylan and Dylan. Dylan and Dylan. Dylan and dialing. That is correct. Called Dylan and Dylan. Dylan. Go watch them on tour. Stream the music. Buy merch up on there. Because again, you want to help an artist these days. Everything is. That kind of stuff helps. Like, even buy merch if you're not at a show and you like, I'm a big fan. Buy a hoodie or something. Because it really does help an artist. It's how artists make money. Because the old days of the CDs, those are long gone, aren't they, boys? Dylan Marley didn't have a CD player. I have one that I hook on my belt. Yeah, he's like a Lincoln park cd. He's like, I'll wear that just to be funny, like, to. Thank you guys. Big fans of both of you, and I appreciate you guys coming in. There they are. Dylan Marlowe and Dylan Scott. Nice job. Wake up, wake up in the morning in. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Steve Red Hav trying to put you through M's riding this week's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby V Storage Easy Trivia. The category's famous cartoon characters. What's the name of the yellow sponge like character? Eddie who lives in a pineapple under the sea? That's spongebob. That's correct. Eddie is the champion. He's won the tiara. Congratulations. Thank you. Amy, which cartoon mouse wears red shorts and has big round ears? Mickey Mouse. Correct. It's easy. I know. Easy trivia. No tricks in Easy trivia. Off on that one. Abby, who is the adventurous Spanish speaking little girl with a talking backpack? Dora. Correct. Dora the explorer lunchbox. Which dog helps solve mysteries with Shaggy, Velma and the rest of the gang? Correct. So nobody goes home. That one's so easy. The scoreboard is because Amy had some big wins there at the end of the year. Eddie, four One away from repeating. Amy, three. Okay. Abby, one lunchbox. Zero. Categories. Weather. See how long you can last. Easy trivia. Eddie, what's the name of the bright flash of light during a thunderstorm? That is Lightning. Correct. Amy, what's the strongest type of windstorm often forming over warm ocean water? That would be a hurricane. Correct. Abby, what weather phenomenon is a swirling column of of air that touches the ground? Tornado. Correct. Lunchbox. What do we call a long period of little or no rainfall? Oh, that's a drought. Like my winning in. Okay, no, we don't need any commentary here. Okay. Country capitals. Eddie, what's the capital of France? Paris. Correct. Amy, what's the capital? Japan. Tokyo. Correct. Lunchbox. What's the capital of the uk? United Kingdom. Oh, Abby. Sorry. Savvy. Sorry. London. Correct. Lunchbox. What's the capital of Italy? Italy. Can I have the London one? Italy. What is in Italy? Milan. Oh, Rome. Correct. Easy trivia. The category is 2000 Events. Eddie. In 2007, Apple released what tech product that changed communication forever? The iPhone. Correct. Amy, what social media platform launched in 2004 was created by Mark Zuckerberg? Okay, she went just off 2004. That's risky. Disky. All right, Abby, who is elected as the first African American president of the United States of 2008? That'd be Obama. Correct. Lunchbox. What music competition show helped launch Kelly Clarkson's career in 2002? American Idol. Correct. The category is the solar system. Oh, son of a. Eddie. Yep. What's the largest planet in the solar system? Jupiter. Correct. Wow. Amy, what's the name of Earth's natural satellite? Dang. Feel like I know this. What's the name of Earth's natural satellite? Why is this so hard? Answer. I don't know. Time. The moon. The natural satellite is the Moon. Yeah. Abby. What planet has rings made of ice and rock? Saturn. Correct. Lunchbox. What star is at the center of our solar system? Ah, thanks, guys. The sun. Correct. Amy's out. Bye, Amy. Bye. Did y'all know that one? The moon? No. Yeah. No. I just learned the son was a star, like, a couple weeks ago. Told me Eddie went Russian Lunchboxes. Learned this. Dang. I wish Eddie would have gotten that one. Come back and finish the game right after this. We're playing Easy Trivia. Only three people remain. The category is Favorite Foods of Cartoon Characters. Oh, Eddie, what's Scooby Doo's favorite snack? Scooby Snack. Correct. Wow. What? Abby, what does Garfield, the lazy orange cat love to eat the most? I think it is. Hold on. Garfield. Garfield. What does he love to eat the most? He likes to eat cheese. Pizza. Lasagna. Lasagna that has. It does have. Lunchbox. Damn. Yeah. I gotta get this or we got a champ. I gotta get this or we got a champ. Is that what you're telling me? What's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles favorite food? Pizza. Correct. Two remain. Extra anchovies. What car brand has a logo with four interlocking rings? Eddie? Audi. Wow. Good job. I mean, is it that hard? It's pretty easy to me. I think so. Let me tell you. There used to be this hottie that came in the Sam. She drove an Audi. Oh, man. We knew when she was in the building, I. For me, I would have to think about that one. Okay, that's all. Wow. Because I didn't struggle. No, I get it. Lunchbox. What Italian car brand is known for its prancing horse logo? Ferrari. Correct. Ferrari in cars, Eddie. Still, what car brand is famous for the Model T, the first mass produced vehicle? It's Ford. Correct. Lunchbox. What German car brand has the slogan the ultimate driving machine? What German car brand has the slogan the ultimate driving machine? BMW. Correct. Baby. Hey, let's stay. Fancy me car parts. No. Let's go. Like it. Let's get out of cars. No. Car parts. I love. Why do y'all fancy fancy me? Because I knew the two fancy cars. Okay, Eddie, what's the term for the part of the car that produces power to make it move? The power. What's the term for the part of the car that produces the power to make it go? Make it move. Produces the power to make it go. I mean, that's gotta be the engine. Let's go. Engine. Correct. Lunchbox. What's the name of the meter that shows how far the car or how fast the car is moving. Speedometer. Correct. Good job. Wow. No news of the 90s. Oh. Oh, boy. Lunchbox. What was the name of the South African. Eddie. I'm sorry, Eddie. Thank you, guys. Good job. What was the name of the South African leader who was released from prison in 1990 after 27 years? Nelson Mandela. Correct. Lunchbox. What Princess tragically died in a car crash in Paris in 1997? Diana. Princess Diana. You really crying? Last category. Then we go to Speed round Famous bodies of water. Hey, Eddie, what sea is known for being extremely salty and easy to float in? That's the Dead Sea. Correct. Lunchbox. How many Great Lakes are there? Let's go, baby. What are you saying? I think it's over. You think he's gonna miss it? It. It's easy. How many Great Lakes are there in lunchbox? Five seconds. Oh, my gosh. Stop. Stop right now. Earrings. Look at the clock. Oh. Five. Correct. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Can you remember that? Just. Just for future? It's Homes. H O M E S. I had Ontario, Michigan, Erie. And then you said time, and I just had to guess because I couldn't think of any more. Remember? Homes. Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Eerie, Superior. All right, good guess, Holmes. Okay, here we go. Speed around. Oh, man. Three questions. I'm in. Buzz in with your name. The category is 6th grade math. Oh. Oh, my gosh. What's an angle that has more than nine? Lunchbox. Obtrus. Incorrect. Not obtruse, Eddie. More obtuse. Obtuse is crank. Whoa, whoa. My God. I got a math question, right? Oh, shut up. I gave it to you. Well, my answer. You took my answer. Did he just say it wrong? He had a TR instead of a. Got it. Yeah, that's. That's a dialect. That's. That's not a dialect. Dialect we have. All right, next up, technology. What does the G stand for in 5G? Technology? What it. Oh, lunchbox. Lunchbox gigs. No, Eddie. What? Gigabytes. Incorrect. It's not gigabytes. Gb man. The category is. What is it? Oh, generation. Thank you. Five generation. Five G. Five. Fifth generation. Five generation. Yeah. Hey, it's close. Famous Video Games. If Eddie gets it, he wins. If nobody gets it, Eddie wins. Lunchbox gets it. We get a sudden, sudden, sudden death. Stupid. Obtruse. And then. And then we do slap fight for the one. Oh, man. All right, last one. Famous Video games is a category. What? Handheld console. Eddie. Eddie. That's a Game Boy. Correct. Was released by Nintendo in 1989. Yes, yes. Eddie is our Winner. Easy trivia, baby. I've got some new rule changes for the next season. Oh, no. What? What are they? I'll tell you when we get to the next season. Okay. All right. Eddie is our champion. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. Champion again. Now he's the people's champion. What can I say? Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day. This story comes to us from Georgia. A 43 year old man was turning himself back into police, heading back to jail because he violated his parole. So when they're checking him into the jail, they had to do a body search. And what'd they find? Vape canisters, syringes, vape cartridges, batteries. You said a body search, but then you kept going, like, where'd they find it? All that in his rectum? No. Okay, I'd like you to listen things slowly, please. I need him to hear. I need to hear all these things slowly. That was in his rectum. Go ahead. Miniature vape canisters. Can. So those are okay. Smaller syringes. That's not small. Thin, though. Yeah, I could see that fitting then. Yeah. Vape cartridges. Okay. Batteries or watch batteries or the circle ones maybe? Yeah, the watch ones. And a cigarette lighter. We're all in the keister. Oh, dang. Individually, you're like, okay, I see all that together. Does it, like, jingle around, like change, though? No clue. Like, is he walking different? Yes. He must have done this before, though. This is not a. You do all that at once your first time? Like, sometimes I'll do a watch battery just to get practice. Oh, just for bone. Yeah. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Okay. Liaison Lunchbox has a new beef with Morgan. He thinks that Morgan has a distorted view of herself. Why do you think this now? Because Morgan thinks she is the hottest thing on this planet. Amy used to think everyone was hitting on her. Now Morgan thinks everyone is trying to abduct her everywhere she goes. I almost got abducted. This person was about to kidnap me. This Uber driver tried to take me. I overheard her talking to Abby and she was like, yeah. When we were in Barcelona, there was a guy following us, and the locals had to surround us and save us from being abducted or sexually trafficked. And I was like, what in the world? She was like. Like human trafficked. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, Okay. I thought that's what it's called. She's like. But locally, the locals at the park made a circle around us and they escorted us to an Uber. So this guy didn't get us. I'm like, everywhere she goes, she is seconds away from being abducted. It's amazing. Morgan, first of all, would you elaborate on that story? Yeah, this really happened. This is in daylight in a park in Barcelona, and there was a guy. We were hanging out in this park for, like, 30 minutes. And about 10 minutes in, I realized I was like, this guy is still behind us. Like, this guy keeps following us. And I started to panic a little bit, and then as soon as I turned around, he, like, saw me look at him, and he started to kind of lunge at me. And that's when a group of locals were like, oh, this? They don't know this man. And they really did, like, circle us and were, like, protecting us. And he started yelling. And then there was two girls who. Part of that, like, group that surrounded us were like, do you guys know him? And we're like, no, we have no idea who this guy is. And they're like, yeah, he's following you for sure. And so they escorted us out of the park and got us into an Uber. That was not an exaggeration. That really happened. I believe that happened. And I believe you. Let's say, though, that you're not you. And you hear stories of people following you to your house. Uber drivers trying to abduct you multiple times. This. What would you say, Morgan? What would say is happening to Morgan? Why is it happening to Morgan? I think it's somebody who's just really aware of what's happening around them. You think so? You think it's you, and there are people constantly trying to abduct you? I don't know that it's like, constantly. Adoption, that might be, like, the long stretch. I have no idea what this guy's intentions were, but I have to assume the worst. But not this guy. I'm talking all of them. I believe her with every story she's told. I do. I believe every story she's told. But I think we just got clarity with what she. She said she has to assume the worst. Like, she's assuming the worst so that she can be prepared to take care of herself. But even some of the things that happen are not just assuming. Like, Uber drivers miss exits on purpose for three times. Uber drivers keep coming by our house after they drop. It's stuff like that. Like, I would assume that too, because this is a lot of crazy stuff happening. Do you think, like, Lunchbox says that everybody wants some Morgan, and you're so attractive that guys cannot resist, but try to abduct You. I don't think that's why. I don't know why. This is how. I don't know if it's because I am friendly. I don't know if it's because I'm smiling too much. I don't know what energy I'm putting out into the world to have this happen to me, but I also know that I'm doing a lot of things, and I'm out in public a lot. So the more you're out and doing things, the more possibility things are just going to happen. I'd like to restate. I've believed every story you've told. Thank you. There are a lot of them, though. So then I wonder, is it a certain perfume? Like, what is she doing? I don't know. I've met a lot of women in my life, and none of them have been almost abducted in their life. You've met a lot of women in your life? I know a lot of women. Wow. And none of them have been almost abducted as much as Morgan. Well, she said that. That she doesn't know what kind of energy she's putting out there. She's assuming the worst all the time, so she's putting that energy out there. You don't wear, like, a necklace as, like, free girl or anything like that, right? Oh, I know. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Okay. Just making sure. Yeah. Yeah. Because I would be. We. I would be like, don't wear that. That's why they're. They're wanting to take you. Must be scary being Morgan. Must be scary to be really a young, attractive female. Yeah. I don't think it's uncommon. I don't know that as many people talk about it, that it happens, because I don't think people want to assume that that's happening or they're not as aware as you are. Yeah, I'm. I'm really aware of my surroundings all the time. And maybe it's because I'm assuming the worst could happen. Like, there was that guy that wanted to expose himself in front of her or something that one time at the Opry. Like, I just don't think I would have been aware of that. Been like, oh. Or you'd have been like, yeah, let's see it. This is for, like. Like, come on. I like talking about this on the show. And then Santa. Recently, Santa hit on her. Santa want to take her back to the North Pole. I have proof of all of these. Like, yes, we believe. We don't not believe you. I. I wish I could make this stuff up. Yeah. You're aware. Okay. Lunchbox. Part of me understands that you think it's ridiculous. Yeah. But it's not how he says it. But it's not how he says it. Where she thinks she's so hot. Everybody needs peace, even if they gotta steal it, Right? So, okay, do you feel comfortable? Do you feel satisfied with her explanation? I guess. I mean, I just can't wait till next week when she was almost abducted again. I mean, what's gonna happen next? I heard, I don't know if this is true or not, that you met a lot of women. I have met a lot. All right, we're done. Hey, thank you guys for being here. Bye, everybody. 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