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Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
Let's go.
Bobby Bones
Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio.
Lunchbox
Morning.
Bobby Bones
The best state to raise a family. Now, they have a lot of indicators here. Friendliness, annual family income on average of the entire state. Housing affordability, health care quality, crime rate, school quality. Statewide, the best state. Number one. Massachusetts. So shout out Massachusetts. You guys are doing great. A little too cold. I'm going to go ahead and give my kids a little worse education for a little warmer. But. But that's okay. Great job. Massachusetts at number two. Minnesota, cold. North Dakota, cold. Nebraska, cold. New Hampshire, cold. New York at 6. Cold. Oh, man. Illinois, seasonal. But I used to go to games at Wrigley in April. Cold. Wisconsin, cold. Maybe it's cuz they have to be inside.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they can't get in Trouble.
Bobby Bones
Maine at 9. Connecticut at 10. So shout out to all the cold states for having the best state to raise a family. That's good. And now you want the worst. These are all warmer states. There's not a single cold state on this list. Alabama on there. Okay. Yeah, it's warm. It's hot in Alabama. So I'm gonna go one. Is the absolute worst. Okay. So I'm gonna go 10 to 1. 10. Arizona, hot.
Amy
Oh, real hot. Like 150.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we can stop the hot and cold thing. I was just like a little bit. I was doing that for everyone. South Carolina at 9. Louisiana at 8. Arkansas at 7. Hey, look, it's a win for us.
Lunchbox
I thought you were going to be one.
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Lunchbox
I thought you were the way you were setting it up.
Bobby Bones
Usually us in Mississippi battle for the last spot in every single category. And it sucks. We don't have the leadership to get us out of there. But at seven. Hey, look, they took us up six spots. Alabama, six. Oklahoma, five. Nevada, four. West Virginia, three. Mississippi, two. And the number one worst state to raise a family is New Mexico, which is.
Lunchbox
Oh yeah. Breaking Bad.
Amy
What? Sweet reference.
Bobby Bones
New Mexico. Yeah.
Amy
Is Albuquerque.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I mean, yeah. No, no, no. But no, it's not real. That's not. That's Heisenberg. So everybody in Massachusetts, you win this day. And everybody. New Mexico. There'll be better days ahead. Well, maybe better century later.
Amy
I would.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's a tough one. Celebrities just throwing their money away. I got few stories for you. Victoria Beckham reportedly bought an iPhone designed by Stuart Hughes. I'm not sure who that is, but it was handcrafted with 150 grams of 24 karat gold. The iPhone cost $33,000. All these are, like, crazy things celebrities bought. Next up, number nine. When Kim Kardashian and Kanye west were Together, they spent $750,000 on four gold plated toilets. Wow. I bet that's cool.
Lunchbox
Dude, that's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Wow. You guys think that's a cool thing? Yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool.
Lunchbox
And then, like, someone comes to your house and they go in and they see the golden toilet, they're like, dang, that's awesome.
Bobby Bones
I would think they don't need people to go into a bathroom to see that. They have really cool stuff, though. I know, but have you ever sat on a golden toilet? No, and I don't really care if I do. Okay. Okay, next step. Nick Cage paid $276,000 for a dinosaur skull. He later found out it was stolen and had to return it to the Mongolian government. Whoa. He also spent $150,000 on a pet octopus, which he says helped him with his acting. What octopus did? Yeah. I don't know, dude. Kylie Jenner shared an Instagram picture of herself pushing her daughter stormy and a $13,000 Fendi stroller. Wow. And I'll say about that is $13,000 to Kylie Jenner is probably like a dollar to us. And she could have also been gifted that because those brands gift them really expensive things to just show the brand. I'm not a Kylie Jenner apologist. I'm just saying they probably were given that. Don't think.
Amy
Yeah, I guess. So if people see her with a Fendi stroller, are other people gonna go buy that?
Lunchbox
That's a great question.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Maybe.
Amy
I didn't even know they made Fendi strollers. Maybe they made it special just for her.
Bobby Bones
I saw that some of those things, like, fit. They make wallpaper. Who knew? Yeah. Are they like, like Gucci or.
Amy
Yeah, like designer. Designer wallpaper.
Bobby Bones
Wallpaper. And they like plates. Like dishes. Yeah. I don't call China, though. But yeah, yeah, like dishes. Yeah.
Amy
Yeah. I didn't know any of those.
Bobby Bones
I break so many of those. No chance. Next up. Over the span of 20 months, Elton John spent $418,000 on flowers. During a lawsuit with his former manager, he said, I just like flowers. What?
Amy
I mean, but yeah, to him, like, what is that?
Bobby Bones
I do half a million dollars, but on flowers, it goes away. Flowers die.
Amy
I know, I know.
Lunchbox
Quickly.
Amy
It's crazy.
Bobby Bones
You want the top five? Yes. Okay, let me do it. After the song, we'll give you the top five crazy celebrity things they bought bones. Number five on the crazy celebrity purchases. Tyrese, the singer and actor bought his daughter an island when she was 8 years old.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Oh. He didn't reveal the prize, but he bought an island at 8. Dang.
Amy
Like, as an investment for her.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. To bought an island. Okay. I'm sure he didn't let her go and live on it.
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Amy
But it's like, hey, she'll have this. And when she's older, she can do what she wants.
Bobby Bones
Kendall Jenner spent $52,000 on a couch on her old blog. She said the knotted blue and purple sofa was all woven and really groovy. $52,000. They do make some nice couches, man. Like, have you seen the ones with speakers on it right by your ears? I like the little ice chest where you can look over it too. I think our nice is different than her nice though. Yeah. I think ours is like dude, nice. Number three. Jennifer Aniston said she wanted to get into cycling, so her friend Courtney Cox sent her a $12,000 Chanel bicycle.
Amy
Chanel makes a bicycle number two.
Bobby Bones
At an album release party in Miami, jay Z dropped 250000 on champagne. I don't know how to say this. Armandi Brignon. He did leave a fifty thousand dollar tip.
Lunchbox
Oh my goodness, what a party.
Bobby Bones
Jay Z and Beyonce reportedly bought Blue Ivy a Barbie for her first birthday with 160 diamonds. The Barbie cost $80,000. Okay, that's a wisdom. I don't get it. And at number one, Mike Tyson spent $2.2 million on a bizarre gift for former wife. And he purchased this 24 karat gold bathtub which he bought for his ex wife. The bathtub was thought to have been located in one of the many mansions he owned before he filed for bankruptcy. A bathtub. Those toilets we're talking about earlier. That's nothing compared to those $2.2 million.
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Amy
Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Are you looking at it?
Amy
Yeah. It doesn't even look like copper. Yeah, it's just like a huge baby.
Bobby Bones
Copper when it say it's gold. Gold prove I'm lying.
Amy
Oh, copper is expensive too.
Bobby Bones
A expensive like gold too. I bet you go over less than $2.2 million.
Amy
I know, but that's just. That's something. You know, they steal copper off your house sometimes.
Bobby Bones
He had a tiger too, right? For a while. Oh, man. A bonus when Lady Gaga paid $50,000 for a ghost detector. This one isn't the most expensive one, but I thought one I would bring.
Amy
Up because it's not actually even tangible.
Bobby Bones
Says you, the detector. Hey, says you. Well, I mean, she's afraid of evil spirits and has her hotel room scanned for paranormal activity. Did you ever find anything? Can you just say, I don't know? Tbd, the buzzfeed, all that information. Good story, though, man. We should. What's the craziest one of all of those? What's the one when I go, you just heard 10 of them. You go, oh, that's the stupidest one.
Amy
A 2.2 million dollar bathtub and the Barbies.
Bobby Bones
But I feel like the bath Barbie is the stupidest. This is what I'd say about the bathtub. You could probably melt that down, sell it back for that same price. Some of this stuff, though, Yango goes up in value. Some of this stuff, it dies immediately. The value dies immediately. Half a million dollars of flowers. Flower that's gone immediately. Dang. Yeah, the bathtub. At least you can sell back for maybe even more. Okay, flowers.
Amy
I stand by the bathtub.
Lunchbox
I know the Barbie because the diamonds are gonna fall off and you're gonna lose them. Like when the kid's playing with it, they play rough and they. The diamond fall.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you probably with that doll.
Amy
And you can probably repurpose that. Think of how many necklaces and earrings and whatnot you can make out of that Barbie.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
For the good news with Amy. I'll make something good.
Amy
This is genius at Fairmont Dallas, a hotel, they decided to adopt a shelter dog. And they have named the dog Chief Happiness Officer ain't got a title.
Bobby Bones
Didn't even have to work his way up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amy
It's an eight month old dog named Bondi. And I mean employees at the hotel are loving it. Like their morale is up. But hotel guests are like, it's just really cool to walk into the lobby and you see this cute dog every single day and.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, and they adopted a shelter dog, you know. Yeah.
Amy
Cho.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's the title of the hotel Happiness. Who would be the Cho on this show? Me, probably. Yeah, sure. Well, I think somebody would have said that anyway, but he kind of maybe lost the title. But I think somebody would have said that. But you just appointed yourself. Yeah. Can anyone say they're happy right now?
Amy
I tell jokes. I'm happy right now.
Bobby Bones
Who would be the chief hate Officer?
Lunchbox
Betty. He's a hater.
Bobby Bones
He's a hater of everything I do or the cao. The chief angry. Oh, I thought something else.
Amy
Yeah, that's a good shout out to Fairmont Dallas for giving Bondi a forever home.
Bobby Bones
Okay. And he also wears one of those little suits like a bellhop. That's awesome. Which is funny. All right. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Lunchbox. Met Amy's boyfriend. You did?
Lunchbox
I did, man. Yeah. Let me tell you.
Amy
I was random.
Lunchbox
It was random.
Amy
It was so random. I didn't even think. I was like, what? I couldn't. Well, first my son Saw him first and came up to me and literally was like, mom, I just saw Lunchbox in the bathroom. No, you didn't. And he's like, no, I did. I swear. It's Lunchbox. And I was so adamant that it wasn't Lunchbox, that he's like, well, could it have been Eddie? Like, he started, like, feeling like he was crazy, like, well, somebody from the show. But it was Lunchbox, Mom. And I was like, eddie's out of town. I was like, no, it's like, what strange man did you talk to in the bathroom? And then sure enough, like, later, that was at the school spaghetti dinner.
Bobby Bones
And then later, what strange man did you talk to in the bathroom?
Amy
Yes, because there's no reason for me to think Lunchbox, him being there was so absolutely random. It couldn't. I couldn't make sense of it in my mind. So then later, we're down by the football field and I look over and I see Lunchbox. And then Steven just starts screaming, mom, I told you. I told you. This is Lunchbox. I told you. And then my boyfriend was right next to me. So then they met.
Bobby Bones
What'd you think?
Lunchbox
Well, here's how Amy was so funny because she's sitting there talking to these people. And I turn around, she's standing right behind me.
Amy
Yeah, I didn't know.
Lunchbox
And I turn around and go, are you Amy from the body? She goes, I, oh my gosh, what are you doing here? Like, she's, guess I am. And then she realizes me.
Amy
That's not how I said it.
Lunchbox
Like, she was like, oh, she was a mid conversation. I did the whole are you Amy from the body bone show. Yes, I.
Bobby Bones
But also not like your voice is gonna able to be camouflaged in.
Lunchbox
But the funny part was she goes, yes.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
What are you doing here? Give me one second, let me finish talking to them. And then.
Amy
Yeah, because I didn't want to be rude.
Lunchbox
No, I'm not saying you're being rude. I'm just telling you how it went down. And so her boyfriend, like, when I. When I first, like, I thought, okay, this dude's nerdy, right? Like, he gives off nerd vibes.
Bobby Bones
This is when you saw him that.
Amy
You thought that according to Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And when I see pictures, like, he's got the little. He's got a long sleeve shirt on and one of those jackets with no.
Amy
Sleeves, like a vest.
Bobby Bones
Okay, a vest. A vest. But it has a lot of words to say.
Lunchbox
No, no, but it's a jacket. It's a zip up jacket.
Bobby Bones
A jacket? Like a vest with no sleeves. It's called a vest.
Lunchbox
It's called a vet. It's not called a jacket.
Bobby Bones
That's the most descriptive I've ever heard of a vest.
Lunchbox
What's wrong with it?
Amy
You want to button down with a vest over it. And he is a little bit.
Bobby Bones
I hear you.
Amy
He is kind of nerdy preppy, right?
Lunchbox
And so I was like, okay, this guy's got nerdy. Whatever. We start talking, but he talks sports. I was like, okay, he's kind of normal. You know what I mean? He's real nice guy. Chatted for a little while. Amy walked away. He kept talking to me. And I was like, you should go to. Yeah. Like, do we keep talking here? Do we keep talking?
Bobby Bones
All right.
Lunchbox
Like, all right, I guess we're here.
Amy
Well, I don't know how he would walk away. Like, we were standing right by Lunchbox. Like, that's where we were hanging out.
Bobby Bones
And then was he going to walk to.
Lunchbox
Well, then some other guy that I guess they went to high school together back in the 60s came up.
Amy
It was not the six. Okay, the 90s. The night, like, so wrong.
Lunchbox
And they started talking. So then I got kind of just my way out of the conversation and was. And just kind of turned back around.
Bobby Bones
Perfect out.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Well, no, they had, like, alumni, so it was homecoming, so they were giving away free, like, alumni football T shirts. Like, if you were. No, if you were on the football team, you could go get a shirt. And my boyfriend was on the football team. And Lunchbox went over to get a free alumni football shirt.
Bobby Bones
Okay, hold on. Yeah, hold on. Like, where are you guys? At the football game. What was he doing at the football game? Talking to kids in the bathroom. Duh. Did you not hear the first part of the story?
Amy
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
It's Friday night.
Amy
Lunchboxes, kids, they're little. They don't.
Bobby Bones
How old are you? It's doll one. Fun. Prepare to have your mind blown. A rock is considered a boulder if it's more than 10.1 inches in diameter, that's around it. So it doesn't take much to be a boulder that's not that big. It's not that much. A boulder to me is like something. If there were two together and you got your arm stuck, they'd have to break it off. Right. For you to survive. I think that's also a book, but that's a boulder. A boulder is when they push something off in Bugs Bunny and it lands on something and kills them. The Coyote. But then he comes back next episode. So there you go. Amy.
Amy
It's illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland. It's considered animal abuse because they're social beings and they get lonely. So you can own 2, 3, 4. You just can't have one.
Bobby Bones
I think once you get to that four, you're like guinea pig lady or cat lady. Yeah, like, too good. Did I ever have a guinea pig in all my animals? They did, like, hairless rats.
Amy
Hamster.
Bobby Bones
I don't think I ever did a guinea pig. What do guinea pigs do? What's fun about them?
Lunchbox
No idea.
Bobby Bones
Oh, they're bigger than, like, hamsters.
Amy
They're real cute.
Bobby Bones
What do they do?
Amy
Well, apparently, they're social beings.
Lunchbox
Do they stink?
Bobby Bones
They run in a wheel.
Amy
Yeah, sometimes they run around the house. They're just like a little run around the house.
Lunchbox
You just let them out.
Bobby Bones
Oh, they do run around the house. Got it. The president gets free rent at the White House, which we would expect, but he pays for basically everything else, which we may not expect. That includes groceries, housekeeping, parties, vacations, and toiletries. Really? President's gotta get toilet paper but not bills, right? Electricity, water, groceries, housekeeping. No, you didn't say electricity. Yeah, maybe you're right. Then.
Amy
Lights. I guess he's not splitting it up.
Bobby Bones
With the Mrs. 50. 50. All right, lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Back in 1994, when they were making Lion King, sound engineers spent weeks recording lions roars for the movie. They're like, man, that's just not it. And then they gave the trash. A trash can to this dude, said, hey, scream in the trash can. And that's what they use as lions roars.
Bobby Bones
So of all the lions, no lions made it.
Lunchbox
No lions made it. But Frank Welker. Screaming in a trash can is the lion's roar you hears on Lion King nowadays.
Bobby Bones
That wouldn't happen because if somebody's playing a white man, they need to be white. But playing a straight man, a gay man, you got to be gay. You got to be straight. Correct. If I were lions and I was in the union, I would have gotten really upset. Upset back then. You know what I mean? That is unfair. You hire lions for lion jobs. If you ask me, Morgan, the average.
Amy
Man can grow up to six feet of nose hair in their lifetime and up to 30ft of beard hair if he never shaves.
Bobby Bones
You just got to commit to that early. Like at 16 or 17, you've got to decide. I'm never shaving my nose hair. Because if I decide now, it's probably Going to get like a foot and a half. That's gross. You got. That's so gross. You just got to commit.
Amy
You guys got lots of hair.
Bobby Bones
There's a very famous book called Of Mice and Men. First of all, anybody read that in college or high school? No.
Amy
I think you're supposed to.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I didn't read it, though. So John Steinbeck wrote it, and so he was late turning the manuscript in because the original manuscript that he wrote, his dog ate it.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Oh, come on. Like, it's. Had to rewrite it. And this isn't like computer days where you had it backed up. His dog ate it. Or did he? I. I think that was an excuse back then. So probably, I think, really, his dog did eat it. Yeah, but I mean, that's kind of funny, Eddie. According to data, children are born less frequently on Saturdays, and the day that they are mostly born are Thursdays. Why do we think that is? Why does data say that?
Amy
Because they want to take the weekend off.
Bobby Bones
Oh, is that really something, though? You can take off? Yeah, like doctors. Hold your knees tighter. Let's have a good weekend. Let's go to the concert. Hold it in. Hardee's playing. Hold your knees in. Hey, that's the thing. I don't know. Now I have a trip in 1960. Oh, you're saying do it before it comes out. I was saying, like, keep it in until after. Oh, no.
Amy
I was thinking they probably induce. They're probably like, okay, we're gonna go induce on Thursday. I gotta get out of town tomorrow.
Bobby Bones
It's all the doctors being like, yeah, I don't have time. Oh, you think it's doctors again? I thought it was somebody, you know, trying to go to Morgan Wallen show. Like, just hold it, hold it, baby. You can do it. 1965, before he went to Vietnam, John McCain was on Jeopardy. He was a one day champion. Literally just went on the show. Really? Yeah. 1. How crazy is that?
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
And then one more. King Arthur. What was the sword's name?
Lunchbox
Chance A Lot.
Bobby Bones
What?
Lunchbox
Chance A Lot. Chance, Sir Chancellor. The. The sword. Chance A Lot. Isn't that it?
Bobby Bones
Chance A Lot's a name. No, something. It's not. No, you're thinking of Sir Lancelot. Oh, is that a person? Yeah, that's a sword. No. I didn't know if you guys would know this wasn't a humiliation tactic. I just thought you would know. Amy, do you have any idea?
Amy
Not a clue.
Bobby Bones
I'll give you a hint. The first. The first syllables. X. Oh, Got it. Xavier. No.
Lunchbox
Excalibur.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Vegas.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Yeah. King Arthur didn't have a sword named sir or name Excalibur by itself. He did have an Excalibur, but he also had a spear. Okay, okay. And the spear's name was. Thanks.
Amy
New York, New York.
Bobby Bones
MGM Grand. Pretty funny, guys. Ron.
Amy
Ron.
Bobby Bones
The spirit name of Ron. Ron.
Amy
Like just Ron.
Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
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Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead. Phone. Phone comes in at number two. Yeah, good. Putting on makeup. I've seen people do that. Putting on makeup. No eating and driving. Number seven, kids. Okay, let's see here. Kids is a good one. Amy, Other passengers. I'll give you that one.
Lunchbox
Music.
Bobby Bones
Oh, the radio.
Lunchbox
What about jamming out or laughing at our show Lunchbox? That guy is so funny. Crash.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that was kind of fun. Hey, listen, that was kind of funny. I'll be honest. That was a good one. But that's not it. Yeah. No. Okay. Did we say phone? We say phone. Anything else?
Amy
Music?
Bobby Bones
No, they just said, like, that was the one. Lunchbox. Crash. He's so funny. Number nine, Pets.
Lunchbox
Oh, reading a book.
Bobby Bones
Number I've seen. I think just because you've seen it, though, doesn't mean it's one of the most common. Number eight, messing with things like the ac, like the system, like trying to change system. Stuff like the ac, the heat. Number seven, Eating and driving. Oh, I know.
Lunchbox
I know what number one is.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead, make it out. No, no other passengers. Number five, reaching for stuff like in the backseat or other floorboard. Yeah. And you swing over. Number four, lack of sleep.
Lunchbox
Oh, dang.
Bobby Bones
Number three, looking at stuff outside your vehicle, like billboards, even.
Lunchbox
Oh, daydreaming.
Bobby Bones
That's one. But billboards are everywhere. Two is cell phones. One is daydreaming. I always feel like billboards are made for the passenger, not the driver. They're supposed to be, but if there's a Phone number. What do you do? Yeah, it's not like you can look at it very long.
Lunchbox
You're right.
Bobby Bones
And then you have those billboards that change in the middle, and then you're just like, you know, you gotta turn around because you just missed out what it said. All right, those are your top nine. Amy, you ready for the Corny?
Lunchbox
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Morning Corny.
Lunchbox
The morning Corny.
Amy
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
Bobby Bones
Nope.
Amy
She gave birth to mittens.
Bobby Bones
That was the Morning Corny. Dude, that is funny. Like kittens.
Amy
Yeah, but mittens.
Bobby Bones
Because it was wool. I got it.
Amy
Okay, okay.
Bobby Bones
I like that one. I got it. It's the Anonymous in box. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be. We have. Hello, Bobby Bones. My mom has always decorated her house from the top to the bottom every Christmas. Over the years, she has collected a ridiculous amount of Christmas decorations. When I was a kid, it was cool that our house was always so festive. But as my parents have gotten older, my mom has leaned on me more each year to help get all the decorations out, put them all up, and then put them all away. The last couple of years, the job has become 100% on me, and it is no longer fun. Now it's just an extra job that I have to do. It stinks. I know I'll miss this when she's not around anymore, but only have so much time. How can I convince her that we should scale back to decorating without upsetting or disappointing her? Signed kid of a Christmas fanatic. To me, it sounds like your mom is getting older, and unless it's keeping you from doing something that you really need to do, you just need to do it. Yep. Because you're gonna be sad you didn't. When she's not around anymore, you're gonna be like, I wish I wouldn't email the radio show, but we're gonna tell you we think you should keep doing it. Oh.
Lunchbox
It's hard, though, man. My grandparents. My grandpa was into Christmas, and he always needed us, our help. And we'd have to go over there, and he'd make us measure, like, 2 inches in between each stake when we're putting the lights in the ground. And one time I'm in the shed, and I'm just complaining the whole time. And my cousin's supposed to be on lookout. And my grandpa walks up and goes, fine, if you guys don't want to be here, you can leave. And I'm like, man. And it's still, to this day, I feel guilty that I should have just enjoyed the moment, even though it was so tedious, so hard. So. Yes, just shut up and do it. When they're dead, like my grandparents are, they're gonna miss those Christmas decorating days.
Amy
Yeah. I mean, this is the time that you get. I would look at it as you get to do this right now.
Bobby Bones
And you could take somebody to it with you, too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Husband, wife, whatever. That's true. Just be not making a thing. Just like, please help me so I can get out of here quicker. But you should do it, that's all.
Amy
Oh, I meant make it a thing with her. Like a. Yeah. Questions, talking.
Bobby Bones
They'll know you're checking them.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but still, do it.
Amy
Do it, do it.
Bobby Bones
Because, like, Lunchbox just said as he had a tear in his eye. He did?
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And then, like, my cousin just really let me down by. He's supposed to be on lookout.
Bobby Bones
Terrible.
Lunchbox
Let Grandpa walk up on us.
Bobby Bones
Terrible. All right, there you go. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes us from Huron, Ohio. Police received a call about 2am bank alarm going off.
Bobby Bones
Rear, rear, rear, rear.
Lunchbox
Like, ah, Must be a break in. They drive, they search the whole bank. Can't find anybody.
Bobby Bones
Huh?
Lunchbox
Guy must have got away. And as they're about to leave, boom. He falls through the ceiling.
Bobby Bones
I love that man. If he heard the crackling and he's going, no, please don't. Please don't, please don't. Just wait. Slowly it starts to crack. Cause, you know, I just didn't fall out. Right, right. It had to. Boom. Hilarious. And the cops have to pull on him immediately. Yeah. Yeah. So he had to pull your guns out and put him at gunpoint. Because if he's falling from the roof, he's probably going to be desperate to get out. Or be scared.
Amy
Well, it depends if you hit the ground. When I fell through my mom's ceiling.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you weren't robbing a bank.
Amy
Right, But I was looking for my cheerleading uniform, and I stepped at the wrong spot and I fell all the way through. But then my hip caught me on one of the boards, and I didn't ever hit the ground.
Bobby Bones
My feet, you couldn't see them. Your feet were just dangling.
Amy
My feet were just dangling out of the ceiling.
Bobby Bones
You know, we were always told, be careful walking in an attic to fall through. And I was like, oh, come on. Amy did it. And live to tell about it.
Lunchbox
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day, Bones.
Bobby Bones
We are going home. But thank you for listening. You can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bones show on demand on iHeartRadio. Search Bobby Bones show on itunes. You can listen to the whole thing. Listen to Bobbycast, a show I do from my house. Just search that too. All that, thanks for being here. We would not be able to pay our mortgages or eat our meals without you listening.
Amy
Right Amy that's right.
Bobby Bones
We appreciate you. Thank you. We'll see you soon. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mrbobbybones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel and the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, Discover more with Chase sapphire reserve@chase.com Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan, Chase bank and a member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply. Do you like free money? Well, today's your lucky day. Better Picks is offering a free $10 just for signing up. Download the Better App, Pick more or less on your favorite players stats, watch the games and win some cash. It's that simple. Better Pick is available in 33 states including Texas, California and Georgia. Download the Better app today that's Better Betr and get a free $10. No deposit necessary. Must be 21 or older. In a jurisdiction where Better Picks operates, terms and conditions apply. Better Picks Sports just got better. Hey, it's Bobby Bones here. When you're traveling with family, it can be a circus. Mom wakes up at 5am Nephew stay up till midnight and your dog, he just wants a yard to play in. Booking.com makes it easy to find a stay that's right for everyone. Whether it's a vacation rental or a space to spread out or a hotel where someone else makes the breakfast. Find exactly what you're booking for booking.com booking yeah, that's booking.com booking yeah. Tis the season for identity theft. This time of year, most of us are checking off our holiday gift lists. But guess what? Identity thieves have lists too and your personal information might be on them. Protect Your identity with LifeLock LifeLock monitors hundreds of millions of data points every second and alerts you to threats you could miss by yourself, even if you keep an eye on your bank and credit card statements. If your identity is stolen, your own US based restoration specialist will fix it, guaranteed or your money back. And all plans are backed by the million dollar protection package. The last thing you want to do this holiday season is face drained accounts, fraudulent loans or other financial losses from identity theft all alone. Make this season about joy, not identity theft. With Lifelock, save up to 40% your first year. Call 1-800-LIFELOCK and use promo code iheart or go to lifelock.com iheart for 40% off terms apply. Black Friday gameday is coming to prime with an epic day of live sports. Black Friday football is back with the Chicago Bears taking off the Philadelphia Eagles at 3pm Eastern, followed by an Emirates NBA cup doubleheader, Bucs, Knicks at 7pm and Mavs Lakers at 10pm and the whole day starts with the Capital One.
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Date: November 28, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Featured Co-Hosts: Lunchbox, Amy
This Friday edition is a lively blend of pop culture banter and quirky real-life stories. The show’s main highlights include Lunchbox unexpectedly meeting Amy’s boyfriend, a rundown of the most outrageous purchases ever made by celebrities, and a conversation about the biggest distractions drivers face. The episode is packed with lighthearted jokes, playful ribbing among co-hosts, and “did you know?” style trivia, all in the show's signature upbeat, irreverent style.
[02:42 – 04:37]
"Shout out to all the cold states for having the best state to raise a family. That's good… A little too cold. I'm gonna go ahead and give my kids a little worse education for a little warmer. But that's okay."
— Bobby Bones ([02:47])
[04:53 – 09:39]
Bobby leads a hilarious countdown of extravagant and bizarre buys by celebrities, sparking amused commentary from Amy and Lunchbox.
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"It's just really cool to walk into the lobby and you see this cute dog every single day..."
— Amy ([15:41])
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[20:03 – 25:09]
Each co-host brings quirky trivia:
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Hosts guess the top distractions that cause car accidents:
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The episode maintains its trademark combination of playful banter, quick-witted humor, and a “family table” feel, with the co-hosts poking fun at each other while sharing a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and listener advice. Lightheartedness is ever-present, even as the show touches on sentimental subjects.
Perfect for fans who love a mix of fun, trivia, offbeat news, and authentic on-air friendship.