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Bobby Bones
Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio. Morning. Do you guys want the sad news of how much money you should have saved for retirement based on your age?
Eddie
Yes.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's bad news for everybody, pretty much. So if you're less than 35, like 30 to 35, you should. But you don't think about retirement at 30.
Amy
You don't. You're having fun.
Bobby Bones
Well, I wasn't, but I wasn't thinking about retirement. Most people, $39,000, say, for retirement, it could be 401k, whatever that is. Oh, so you guys are below 30 or above 35. Do you even have that?
Lunchbox
No, no, but I mean, that's not that much if you're only 35. I didn't realize it.
Bobby Bones
That is a lot.
Amy
It's a lot of money.
Bobby Bones
It's a lot of money. Do you have that? And you're like 44.
Lunchbox
No, but I'm saying. I thought you were gonna say, like.
Bobby Bones
You know, $200,000 at 33 years old.
Eddie
We're like, all just starting out.
Lunchbox
I don't know. I don't know how to retire. So I don't know how this works.
Amy
I think I had like a thousand dollars in my bank account when I was 30 years old. Like, right. The most.
Lunchbox
That's why I'm like, wow, I could.
Bobby Bones
Have done that maybe if I had that. Honestly, I'm good now. But then maybe less between 35 and 44. Amy. And lunchbox, that's me. You should have $135,000 saved in your retirement just to be able to retire at a normal rate. Oh, man.
Amy
Amy, you good?
Bobby Bones
You don't have to answer that. I'm just letting you know.
Lunchbox
Are you good? Amy?
Bobby Bones
This is a recent study by Northwestern Mutual. Okay, next up, 45 to 54.
Amy
Eddie, that's me. I'm already. I gotta tell you right now, I don't have it.
Bobby Bones
To retire without massive financial concerns. $246,000.
Lunchbox
Oh, God.
Bobby Bones
In your retirement.
Amy
That makes me so sad.
Lunchbox
He's getting really expensive.
Amy
Like, I don't.
Lunchbox
How do we get there?
Amy
Yeah, how do we get there now? Like, there's no catching up.
Bobby Bones
No, you're saying I Will give up? Is that what you're saying?
Amy
I'm never gonna retire.
Bobby Bones
Interesting.
Eddie
So just throw in the towel.
Bobby Bones
I. I can roll through the other things because we're not at this age yet. But you do you. Who knows? You could make a little bit and put it on red on the roulette table and double again.
Amy
That would be fun.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That's how you can get there. 55 to 64, they say you need $364,000. 65 to 74, $410,000. And then as you get older, they say you just need a little less.
Amy
Because you're about to die.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Most people think they need $1 million to retire comfortably.
Amy
That's what I always thought.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Amy
You're saying that's not the case.
Lunchbox
So can you go back to what.
Eddie
You always thought, but you're not building towards that?
Bobby Bones
Good point.
Lunchbox
Well, I mean, it's a different thing. Like, thinking about it and being able to do it is hard. I mean, if I went home and counted my change, I may have a couple thou.
Bobby Bones
Your change?
Lunchbox
Yeah. It's like, what I do is. I learned this from no Teeth Keith, my old baseball coach, is like, when you pay in cash, like, let's say it's $2.12 for whatever you're buying. You give them $3, and then that 88 cents, you put it to retirement. You put it in a jar.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I mean, that's a piggy bank when you're eight as well. Yeah.
Lunchbox
And that's what I've been doing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay. Hey, everybody retires in different ways.
Eddie
So sitting in the jar, it's not able to grow any with interest, but it still grows.
Lunchbox
Like, you see it fill up, and it makes you feel better.
Bobby Bones
The amount grows when you put more in. Yeah.
Lunchbox
It does make you feel really good when you start filling it up.
Bobby Bones
Abby would like to offer you guys a little something. Abby.
Lunchbox
Oh, great.
Eddie
So. So my boyfriend, he's actually a financial planner. And so sometimes I go home and I'm just like, no offense, but the guys I work with, they are idiots when it comes to money. So I'm like, please hold on, Abby.
Bobby Bones
Let me stop you. Do you guys not think you're idiots?
Amy
No, we're not idiots. We have a lot of expenses. I have four kids.
Eddie
He didn't even know he had a 401k or, like, what it was.
Bobby Bones
It's not about what you've been able to do or what you have. It's about what your. Your lack of knowledge when it was put right in front of you, it says, all you have to do is read this, and you refuse to read this.
Amy
Well, and now I know that in my 30s, I shouldn't have been, like, partying and spending money.
Bobby Bones
No, you can do that.
Lunchbox
Just, I was having experiences. You know what I mean? Like, I was trying to live for the moment.
Bobby Bones
I didn't have experiences.
Lunchbox
I'll just, you know, living life on 63 chicks. Yeah, well, chicks are one of them.
Eddie
Money that doesn't cost you money.
Bobby Bones
Free.
Lunchbox
I mean, you're going here, going out, you're going to Vegas, you're trying. I mean, it's just.
Bobby Bones
What do you think your boyfriend could do for them?
Eddie
I mean, he would be glad to have a phone call with them. Like, that's his expertise. Probably should do a zoom, zoom in recording. Look, I'm in the eyes.
Lunchbox
Let me tell you what I'm not gonna do. Have Abby's boyfriend look at my money.
Bobby Bones
He's not looking at your money.
Lunchbox
Okay, yeah, he doesn't need to mean to Abby. Let me go ahead and delete that money.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you think he then hacks you?
Lunchbox
I mean, that's a little weird.
Eddie
He would not do that. He's professional. He wouldn't even tell me. He also would keep it.
Bobby Bones
Probably wouldn't look in your money. It's just a. The first call is just a general. Ask questions.
Amy
But we tell him all about our money.
Eddie
Yeah, like you need to know.
Lunchbox
Like, he had to know. My money.
Bobby Bones
No, here's the money. How much have you saved for retirement? Zero. That's your money.
Amy
He's gonna laugh and be like, you're wasting my time.
Eddie
He's gonna need to know what they have, so advise him on how much to start saving.
Bobby Bones
But he thinks that he's going to get into his checking account immediately and see everything he's got.
Eddie
Yeah, I mean, eventually, if you took a further step, but I think the initial call, he would just give you some, like, basic advice.
Bobby Bones
Do you guys want Abby's boyfriend to think about that?
Amy
So with Abby's boyfriend, like, if I gave him my account, he would say, thank you. Trust me, with your account, I will make it grow.
Bobby Bones
That's like a financial advice. That's a good. That's what he does that. I don't think he's in. Did he do investments?
Eddie
He does do that too.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so that's a different thing than what Abby said. Okay, but if he does that too, just give him full access. Do give all your passwords. Insane. How crazy Would you check back in in three months and see what's happened?
Eddie
Yeah. I mean, I fully trust him, so I know he would help you guys.
Bobby Bones
The money that you just stuck on Robin Hood by just guessing stuff, you could have put that with somebody who actually knows what they're doing.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Is Abby's boyfriend, like, rich? Because you want it, like, exactly. Your money. You want your money. Got to be rich.
Lunchbox
Right.
Amy
Because, you know, he's a good money guy.
Bobby Bones
Well, I would say just to push back on that. A lot of people that get into finance don't get in because they come from a whole lot of wealth. Because people with a whole lot of wealth. Higher money guys. So a money guy is not a position. They're not psychic. To have good sensibilities. He probably has a decent amount of money and lives comfortably, but that. You don't want a money guy that's rich. Oh.
Amy
Because I think he'd, like, have the percentage.
Bobby Bones
You want rich people to use the money guy, Not a money guy who's rich.
Lunchbox
Why would a rich dude go to a money guy that has less money than him? Like, that makes no sense.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like, I mean, it wouldn't make no sense. Yes.
Lunchbox
A money guy should be hitting every stock.
Bobby Bones
That would be like. That'd be like an NBA player only getting trained by NBA players. Players that are better than them. That doesn't happen.
Lunchbox
I mean, it just seems crazy to me that this guy is gonna tell me where to put my money, but he doesn't have any money.
Bobby Bones
No one said he doesn't have money. Second of all, it doesn't matter. I'm not arguing.
Lunchbox
Is he a millionaire?
Bobby Bones
That's also irrelevant to the question. No. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
Eddie
Wait, if he was a millionaire, wouldn't that be sketchy? Then you'd think he's sketchy because he.
Bobby Bones
Was running a hedge fund. It would be different. No, it's not even a.
Eddie
Okay. He just wants to give you advice.
Bobby Bones
You should be with Abby's boyfriend.
Amy
I should.
Bobby Bones
You should. You really should.
Amy
I'm telling you, he's going to look at my account. He's going to laugh.
Bobby Bones
How do you think I feel when I go to the doctor and he's like, pull your pants down. Same thing. I feel the same way. But you know what? You got to do it.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Amy
I mean, yeah, let me let to my wife about it. I'm not. I'm not opposed to it yet.
Bobby Bones
Just a free. Just see what's up. It's a bit for the show, but he's also real, so it's not like he's going to try to, you know, do anything weird because he knows it's all accountable to the show.
Lunchbox
Does he have an office? Like, I go meet. Can I. Can I meet in a boardroom with him?
Eddie
I mean, you could.
Lunchbox
That feels important. I could do that.
Bobby Bones
I would just send Eddie for now.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Then I can tell people I got a money guy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, well, lunchbox is like, oh, hating.
Lunchbox
I don't want to.
Bobby Bones
I don't want it now. All of a sudden, when Eddie's gonna go, he's like, well, maybe I do.
Amy
Want to go in a boardroom.
Bobby Bones
In a board.
Lunchbox
So, I mean, it does cool if you have a meeting in a boardroom. I've never had a board.
Bobby Bones
We have a little boardroom, like.
Eddie
Like six feet down. It's not even little. I feel like that's pretty big. And it's.
Bobby Bones
You set it up?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Thank you, Abby. Bones. It's the anonymous in. There's a question to be had. Send it into the. Hello, Bobby Bones. I recently met a guy who's 38 and single. I met him organically, went on our first date. I discovered he's never been in a serious relationship. At first I thought he was great, but then it hit me. Wait, why is he still single? Listen, I get it. In your 30s, especially dating in a big city, you're going to meet people coming out of first marriages. Totally normal. I've dated divorced dads with kids, but I've never dated someone at this phase in their life who had never been in a serious relationship. If someone is pushing 40 and has never had a serious relationship, is that a red flag, or is it just bad luck sign? Dating in a big city? Well, I would say that it's not a red flag. Now, I didn't get married until I was 39. I never told any girlfriend or partner that I loved them until my wife. So I would say that I was never in a really serious relationship until my current wife. And had she thought this, she wouldn't have dated me. But there should have been a pink flag on me. Not a red flag, but for sure a pink flag. Because you need to at least evaluate why this person is 37, 38, 39, 40 years old, and never been in a serious relationship. Because something is there. It doesn't have to be something that is completely toxic and will, you know, ruin the opportunity or the prospects of it going any further. But, you know, my wife had to weigh that I had not really been in a serious relationship, that I was a bit older, that I was totally invested in my career. So much so that it taken me out. So, yeah, pink flag. Figure out why. And it's probably something weird there, but it doesn't have to be so weird that it breaks you up, right? There is something culture. There's something different about it, because there was for me. But I don't think it has to ruin anything. I think there's an. Understand. Try to understand why.
Eddie
Yeah. Pink is fair.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It's not a white flag, though.
Eddie
Red. Oh, yeah.
Emily Tish Sussman
It's not a white flag.
Bobby Bones
It's not a. Don't worry about it. Don't pay attention to it.
Amy
No, you need to know pink means investigate.
Bobby Bones
Pink. Well, reds stop.
Amy
Yeah. Out of there.
Bobby Bones
Pink is like, kind of go a little slower. You could say yellow if you're doing traffic lights, but pink's like a lighter version of red. So, yeah, it's a pink flag. Figure out what's up. He may have some mom and dad issues.
Eddie
Attachment stuff.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Which I did, obviously.
Eddie
Oh, gosh, man. Some avoidant attachment people that are real, real avoidant at the beginning, they. It's tricky. They trick you. They trick you. They seem really like, I don't know what you're like today. I have no idea. But, yeah, it's just. You have to be aware of that, because sometimes it can present as like, oh, wow, you're very available and easy to be with. And this is. And then all of a sudden, you're like, oh, my gosh, you're very scared of attachment.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you're talking about me, for sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Eddie
I don't know that that's what you're like.
Bobby Bones
My wife tells me I'm like that in arguments. Well, like, if we're arguing about something, she's like, you're avoiding attachment. Because I'm. I. I just want to go away and figure it out in my head and then come back and not even present why I'm good now. I just want to live life again. But I figured it all out.
Eddie
Yeah, you have figured it all out in your head.
Bobby Bones
And no need to share with her because I got it under control. So just roll with it.
Eddie
Yeah. Sharing with your partner would be.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, just roll. See what I'm saying? I'm a pink flag. He's probably a pink flag.
Eddie
You're still pink.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So pink it up. Pay attention. But he may be awesome. There's also way less baggage, way less baggage about exes and kids and Stuff like that.
Eddie
You we all pink flags.
Bobby Bones
Oh, trust me, you do.
Lunchbox
All of you.
Eddie
Right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Go get it. It's hard to find good people, so we're rooting for you. Thanks for sending it. Close it up. Voicemails. Let's go. Dear Bobby, you are a huge inspiration to me and I really look up to you as a person. I relate to you in a lot of ways and I just want to know, as an inspiring social media influencer, how do you get your foot in the door? Like what? I don't even know how to say it, but how the heck does the squeaky wheel get the oil? Any tips would be greatly appreciated. Specifically, you have to be, I would say, supremely niched. If you're going to be an influencer, you need to be so specific, especially when you start about what you're influencing. If you're going to influence, let's say bottled water, you go around and you just do rate bottled water ratings. I think this is the best in your whole feed is bottled water hashtags kind of matter? Not so much. Because AI kind of knows what you're talking about now. You just have to continue over and over and over to do it and then tag people, tag people, tag people, get them to share it. That's the key to get. And also it has to be good. But that's the key to getting started. Because you do something good, the algorithm will catch it. Then the algorithm will feed it to other people who like that, and then they'll follow you. It's a slow build for any other job. You beg to get in on the ground level, how do you get in front of the door? You beg, hey, I'll do anything. Anything. And then you wink at them. When you lick your lips, then it gets weird. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you get in. Yeah. Good luck with that. Let's go to the next one. Lucy, I love listening to you. And I'm six years old, I'm in.
Unknown
First grade, and I made this joke. What's the pig's common sickness?
Bobby Bones
What is a pig's common sickness? Pink eye. Pink eye.
Eddie
Haha.
Bobby Bones
It's a good one. I like it. I love the support of mom too. Really push them to.
Amy
Just in case we didn't understand, push him to grow.
Bobby Bones
I like it. Next up, Eddie. I really want to buy one of your smoky chickens. The only dilemma that I have here because I live in Oregon, I have no freaking clue. If you can ship me chicken, I'll pay for it. Figure out how to get me A chicken. Can you ship chickens to Oregon?
Amy
You can probably ship anything, but you can't ship anything. Right? I mean, food, like meat. I remember I got a turkey one time that my dad sent me. He shipped it from Texas.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Amy
So, yeah. DM me make it happen.
Bobby Bones
Well, his name is no Name, so.
Amy
You'Re looking for that.
Bobby Bones
That's what it says when he listed his name as. And give me one more. Please do a follow up on Amy bringing Country Crock to Easter dinner. I have to hear how that goes. So please do a follow up and let me know how. Everybody loves it. And I hope that they do. I hope they do. I hope they do. All right, Love you. Mean it. Bye, Amy.
Eddie
I wonder if she's from Kansas, where they churn it.
Bobby Bones
Is that where they churn it?
Eddie
Yeah, in Kansas, they still churn.
Bobby Bones
I picture a bunch of, like, milkmaids with the hats on, all out in the field, just churning in the bucket. Yeah, it looks like on the bucket.
Eddie
Well, and in the bucket. Yes, I did take it. Everybody loved it. And then I had it in my fridge, and my kids started having it. And then my sister, I sent her a picture, like, from my fridge, and I was like, this looked familiar. And she was like, oh, my gosh. It looks like the inside of our fridge when we were kids, because our mom always had it in there. And so I'm gonna do it again for Mother's Day, just as a little nod to be your thing to my mom. What? My spread?
Bobby Bones
Every time you go Country Croc, you.
Amy
Wear the little hat and the dress.
Eddie
But that's not the picture I sent my sister. I wasn't dressed up, which is the inside of my fridge. Seeing the Country Crock spread in the fridge, because that's what we had growing up, and it's nostalgic for us. And now I'm giving that to. To my kids.
Bobby Bones
You know what? The memory, you're leaving it down. Oh, I thought you were, like, leaving them in the will. The great thing about Country Crock is that you get. It's so. Like, it's so wide open the bucket. You could just take toast. Not that I would do this. Oh. Like, dip it back in the day. And I would just rub it on the top of it.
Unknown
Dip it right in there.
Bobby Bones
Well, not dip like. Like skim it. Yeah. My grandma will get mad at me.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because she was a big Country Crocker.
Amy
And that was true. There was little bread crumbs stuck in there.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
But then I would try to cut those off what's that for Mother's Day.
Eddie
That's what I'm go with my kids. We're just gonna do like a brunch and similar thing. I'll be with just my kids, though, because my boyfriend, I didn't know if we were gonna try to do something together, but he's got kids and they go celebrate their. Their own thing since they lost their mom. They're gonna be. They have like a tradition that they do. And I was like, okay, I'm just gonna keep it simple. It'll just be me and Stashira and we'll have like a fun. We'll go to church and then do a brunch and then, I don't know, maybe have them like massage my feet or something.
Amy
Interesting.
Eddie
Is that weird? I have Sashira do that all the time.
Bobby Bones
One on each foot.
Eddie
Well, yeah, Stashira is better with the.
Bobby Bones
Country croc for like the. But yeah, you can use it in many ways. Right. Right up there.
Eddie
This took a turn. I think we'll just keep it on the biscuits.
Bobby Bones
This Mother's Day. Rocked the table with Country Crock original spread. It brings that delicious buttery taste that Amy's family loved. It is churned in Kansas.
Eddie
I told you.
Amy
And those ladies do too.
Bobby Bones
I don't know, but it says turned in Kansas. I had no idea. Perfect for spreading, topping and passing down the table. Give the fans what they want. Because you just can't beat the taste of Country Croc. No, that's for sure, though, because there's just so much of it.
Amy
It's a big old tub.
Bobby Bones
Big old tub.
Amy
My favorites. When you open it and it still looks like it was like just dropped in there and it's got the little point in the middle. Love that.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you like the point? I like to keep it flat. Like, no matter how many times I dip, I like to remake it flat every time so when I go back in, it's fresh. Like, I make my bed. I like to make my country Crock. It's time for the good news with Amy.
Eddie
This is awesome. There's an 86 year old woman in Wisconsin and she helped deputies catch a scammer. She wasn't going to fall for it. She got this email from Geek Squad asking her for a subscription cancellation thing. So there was a whole link. Well, her little spidey senses went up and she decided to call the Washington County Sheriff's office, told them all about it, and they're like, yeah, this does look like a scam. Let's set up a Sting operation. So she was down for that. They ended up getting the scammer to fly from California to Chicago and show up at her house.
Bobby Bones
Does it catch a predator? I'm surprised they were from America, because most of these scammers aren't.
Eddie
Yeah, they're from California.
Bobby Bones
Classic.
Eddie
Yeah, classic. But they flew there because they were going to collect $26,500. So it was worth the trip, right?
Bobby Bones
I can't believe they. They can't. All this is. I just don't expect it to be domestic.
Eddie
They showed up at the door, and it was a trap. Deputies arrested the scammer right away and just shout out to anybody out there that will participate in anything like this, because I'm too scared of retaliation.
Bobby Bones
True. I saw your Instagram story where someone's like, hey, how's your mom? And Amy responds, and I think this might be on Instagram story. I think this is a scammer. Then you're like, why do you ask? And they're like, well, I. Just checking. Then he's like, she died. And they're like, oh, yeah.
Eddie
No. I straight up was like, hey. And then they replied. I was like, how are they going to reply to this? They said, hey, how's your mom recently? Hope she's doing well. And I go, she died in 2014. And they go, sorry for your loss. I never heard you talk about your mother. Just wanted to say hello. I apologize again. But apologize is felt with an S.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's how you knew it was.
Eddie
I know I can still keep this going. We can set up our own sting.
Bobby Bones
Don't. Because you'll fall for it somehow. You'll still fall for it.
Eddie
I'm not as scared because we're not.
Bobby Bones
Setting up a sting, by the way.
Eddie
But the apologize. Having an S makes me think they are out of the country. So I'm not as scared of them showing up to, like.
Amy
I feel like Lunchbox would misspell apologize.
Eddie
No, no, no. That's what Europeans do.
Lunchbox
A pol og what I z E.
Eddie
Yeah, See, he did it.
Bobby Bones
All right. Take him a minute.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's a tough one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Anyway, she's 86.
Eddie
She was 86.
Bobby Bones
I'm glad that she had her wits about her to be able to do this great story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Bones.
Emily Tish Sussman
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Bobby Bones
Knee pads. Check. And helmet.
Unknown
Done. See you, dad.
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And so are our pets. So time with our pets is extra precious. That's why we started Dutch. Dutch provides 247 access to licensed vets with unlimited virtual visits and follow ups for up to five pets. You can message a vet at any time and schedule a video visit the same day. Our vets can even prescribe medication for many ailments and shipping is always free. With Dutch, you'll get more time with your pets and year round peace of mind when it comes to their vet care.
Every single day we are given a choice. We can either bring heaven down or bring hell up. Welcome to Bring Heaven down, the podcast where faith meets everyday life and the presence of God becomes real right where you are each day. On Bring Heaven down, we will dive into the truth of God's word with open hearts and open hands. Because heaven isn't just a distant place, it's a promise we can carry into our homes, our work, our relationships, even our struggles. Bring Heaven down. We'll take Bible verses and apply them to your life. Romans 15:13 says, May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in Him. That's our prayer for you that Bring Heaven down becomes a daily reminder that God is near, he is good and he is working in your life even when it doesn't feel that way. Listen to Bring Heaven down on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Let's bring Heaven a little closer together.
Emily Tish Sussman
Have you ever wished for a change but weren't sure how to make it? Maybe you felt stuck in a job or a place or a relationship? Join me Emily Tish Sussman over On She Pivots, where I explore the inspiring pivots of women. Dig deeper into the personal reasons behind them and leave you with the inspiration you need to make your next pivot. In honor of Mother's Day, we have some very special guests. I'm Elaine Welteroth.
Eddie
And I'm Caitlin Murray.
Emily Tish Sussman
Both women pivoted out of their careers after having their kids, proving that motherhood is just another chapter in our journey, not the end. Like, it's kind of like, will you have more babies? Yes. Will I always be me?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Emily Tish Sussman
And will I continue growing?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Eddie
Because I was really in the trenches and I knew my worth and my value as a mom.
Emily Tish Sussman
Come on over to hear their full stories. You can listen to she pivots on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Fun Fact Friday. The most fun facts you could find from the whole week. I'm first. Cher has the record for the longest amount of time between her first and last number one hits. I got you, babe. First time, first song, number one, 1965. I got you, babe. Believe. Do you believe in life after love? After Love, number one, 33 and a half years later, April of 1999.
Amy
Dang, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
So our first one, 1965. Our last one, 1999. That's pretty cool, Amy.
Eddie
So in 1915, a woman was late to her sister's funeral. When she arrived, the coffin was already halfway buried. But she demanded that her sister be let out of the coffin so that she could just see her one last time. Like, pull the coffin out of the ground. I need to see my sister one last time. When they opened up the coffin, the woman that was in there, supposedly dead, was alive and she lived for another 47 years. So the sister, just wanting to do a final goodbye to her dead sister, ended up saving the dead sister's life.
Bobby Bones
Life.
Eddie
Cuz she ended up not being dead, but alive.
Bobby Bones
What country in what year has to be like Indonesia in the. You said the year 1800s.
Eddie
I said 1915 is picturing like Massachusetts or something.
Bobby Bones
But this kind of crap doesn't like.
Eddie
Hold on, I'll tell you where.
Bobby Bones
Like, this can't be. I would say either the Deep south or the somewhere foreign. From the Deep South. They're dead.
Eddie
Her name was Essie Williams Dunbar. An American woman.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Eddie
Who in 1950 with the Southern state. Okay, let me Google that part. Now carry on with your other fun facts and circle back to me.
Bobby Bones
Now we're gonna wait.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Okay, okay, okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Please let this be real.
Unknown
I have it.
Bobby Bones
Amy, do you need it?
Eddie
1915. You have it where she lived? Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Where?
Eddie
Yeah. South Carolina.
Bobby Bones
South State. There we go.
Eddie
I see it now.
Bobby Bones
Represent, baby.
Eddie
So she had an epilepsy attack and then they thought she died because she stopped breathing. She was alive.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox dogs tell time by scent. So when you get home from work, they're more active before you get home because they're used to your scent and they know, okay, it's starting to wane, starting to wane. So they know that at that level, that's when dad gets home and they start getting excited.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Lunchbox
That's pretty cool. That they can get used to how little scent is left of you from the morning and they know it's time for them to be home.
Bobby Bones
That's how we do with you.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I like it.
Lunchbox
Is that why you guys are always excited?
Bobby Bones
Well, we know, we know how long it's been since you've been here. The human body is continually renewing itself. Around 330 billion cells are replaced every single day, which is about 1% of our cells. Within 80 to 100 days, 30 trillion will have been replenished enough to generate a whole new person. So so many cells in us are dying and so many are replenishing themselves. But as you get older, it just is harder and harder to replenish. But after about 100 days, you've basically a new person cellularly. Pretty crazy. Basically you die and come back like the old lady in South Dakota. Morgan.
Eddie
Nutmeg is a hallucinogen.
Unknown
The spice contains a natural compound that has mind altering effects if you ingest it in large doses.
Amy
I have some nutmeg.
Bobby Bones
Sounds like a bit to me. Put it on the wheel, let's see who goes crazy. The founder of Timex watches. Why do you think he named it Timex the watches. Exactly. That's what I would have thought.
Amy
What?
Lunchbox
Yeah, Time.
Bobby Bones
Time X Time. Time watch. Time. Yeah, same. And just put an X on it. Make it cool. No, his dad loved reading Time magazine and using Kleenex. So Timex. Because his dad read Time magazine and used Kleenex.
Amy
Hilarious.
Lunchbox
That's weird.
Amy
Imax, Eddie. So the original name for Google, the engine was search engine was back rub. But they're like, that's not gonna work. So they named it, they called it Google. But it's kind of crazy if you think about it now though, like, oh, let me back rub that.
Bobby Bones
That it would be totally normal. Because it would, it'd be normal.
Eddie
Like, how'd you. Where'd you learn that? I back rubbed it.
Amy
Yeah, sounds so funny.
Bobby Bones
It would be normal. We'd have normalized it by now. But think about Google.
Eddie
But we get so confused when someone like wanted an actual back rub.
Bobby Bones
I think we figured that out.
Lunchbox
I think we could. Yeah.
Amy
What kind of back Ruby.
Bobby Bones
Google is not even a word, but now it's because it's been used so much. That sound is now a word and has a meaning.
Eddie
You know what people say?
Bobby Bones
It's actually a verb too. Like Google it.
Eddie
Toby Keith, that one time on our show, he wanted you said, hey Toby, how you doing? He goes, google me. I mean, so he would have been like, back rub me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'd have been like, yes, sir. You got it, Mr. Keith. The first ever comic book convention was in New York in 1964. The very first person to buy a ticket to the first ever comic book convention was 16 year old George R.R. martin, the author of Game of Thrones. Wow. First ever convention, first ever ticket. Speaking of him, he's written all the Game of Thrones books using a computer that's over 30 years old. It does not have Windows, just an old operating system. And he uses WordStar 80s word processing program.
Amy
Probably didn't get distracted with the Internet on there.
Bobby Bones
Can't get hacked. I know that's you guys fear all the time. We were gonna do this next story as a Tell me something good. Actually just recorded it this morning and I'm gonna play it for you just like it was supposed to happen. However, at the end of it, I'm gonna hop back in and tell you why we decided to not run it as it Tell me something good. Because what was good is now maybe not so good. So, uh. Oh, this is what I recorded early this morning for a Tell me something good. Hit it. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. Kentucky mom and son won $167 million in the Powerball. The whole thing is Mother's Day comes early, but this is like lifetime day comes early.
Amy
Awesome.
Bobby Bones
James Shannon farthing purchased a $2 ticket at a Georgetown G and he learned of the win when his mom called him with the news. They returned to the store to confirm their win because they had seen the numbers online. They go in on the ticket together, they get the lump sum of 77.3 million. They're gonna split that in two. The gas station also gets $37,000. But yeah, their life's way different. Now, so they're each gonna get like 35 million bucks.
Amy
When mom calls for sure, you're like, stop it, stop it.
Bobby Bones
I think mom probably saw the numbers wrong initially. Your mom. You're crazy.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, yeah. So when the gas station gets it, did they. They have. Does the employee get it? Oh, I thought it was whoever sold the ticket.
Bobby Bones
That's cool. The gas station.
Eddie
I know.
Amy
It's like they won the lottery, too. That's kind of cool.
Bobby Bones
The gas station owner. Yeah, it's like they won the four number lottery and they got three of the four numbers and won 37,000. That's not the real lottery. That's $167 million. Yes. So congratulations to them. Their life has changed. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Okay, so you heard that story. And the reason we just didn't run with that by itself is because there's an update. So on the night of Saturday, April 26, when he learned about his Powerball winnings, they bought that two dollar ticket. $167 million. Everything's good. Look at us. We're now rich. He's been arrested since then. The newly minted lottery winner was at a hotel outside when an altercation broke out. He punched somebody, then the deputy arrested him. He then kicked the deputy in the face, who tried to break up the fight. His girlfriend was also in the fight and was arrested. And now he's facing several charges, including a felony count of battery on a law enforcement officer.
Eddie
Oh, my money can't buy you class.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, not yet anyway. Maybe have it long enough.
Amy
I mean, all he needed to do is just find out he was rich. And then he just went.
Bobby Bones
Just starts kicking cops. Kicking a bunch of cops.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
He does have enough money to get a good lawyer. But that's why we didn't put that as a full. Tell me something good. Dang. Because this story came across after we were about to run that other one. Man kicking somebody in the. Kicking somebody while they're down. I know that's like a cliche, but I don't think I'd do that. Like, I knocked you down. I'll be a man. If you want to get up, we'll go again. But I don't think I'm gonna kick you while you're down.
Amy
Yeah, don't you yell. I'm like, come on, get up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, get up. Yeah, I'm gonna kick you while you're down. Definitely gonna fight a cop anyway, so let's not Tell me something good anymore. Let's tell me something kind of sucky. And we hope you get on your feet with all your money. Yes. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Last week, a car salesman in New Bedford, Massachusetts donated a brand new minivan to a family whose son is undergoing cancer treatment. Lorianne Higgins has five kids, been traveling from Boston to another part of the state for her son Dylan, who was diagnosed with cancer. And so one of her friends got online and said, hey, can we all get together, do a little GoFundMe type thing to buy a used car? That was the idea. However, the owner of Pinnacle Auto Sales, NB reached out and said, hey, I saw your deal. How about I just help you out? And so they donated a brand new minivan.
Eddie
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
Because they saw.
Amy
That's a great story.
Bobby Bones
It's from ABC6. So big shout out to Pinnacle Auto Sales and Russ, who is the owner there. And a big shout out to Lorianne and her family who are going back and forth to fight cancer. It's a good story. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Here's a voicemail we got last night. Morning studio. I just wanted to call and say thank you to Bobby and Michelle for.
Eddie
For letting me know about bitcoin.
Bobby Bones
I took your advice, put a little money in and yesterday I sold it.
Eddie
Made a profit of a thousand dollars. So thanks a lot, Bobby.
Bobby Bones
Love yourself. Hey, I'm not a bitcoin bro. I was not. I was just telling people what I did. I'm glad that worked, but I'm not recommending anybody buy anything.
Amy
Thousand dollars housing.
Lunchbox
How did you.
Bobby Bones
It jumped a ton. It's jumped so much in the. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So congratulations. Don't listen to anything I say. When it comes to financial advice, I do not know what I'm talking about. I'm glad that worked out. Next one. Hey there. Just wanted to say Lunchbox will never win the lottery because Lunchbox has already won the lottery from when Bobby Bones asked him to ever be on his show. And being on it all these years, dude, you've already won the lottery. Like time chin. So enjoy that and be thankful. Cosign.
Lunchbox
Dumb statement.
Bobby Bones
Potato, potato.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I mean, you won the lottery when I agreed to be on the show, so I mean, we could look at it either way. And Bobby keeps winning other things, so why can I not keep winning then?
Amy
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
I mean, that is a different perspective for sure. Yeah. One I can't argue with, nor do I want to. All Right. Give me the next one. Hi, Bobby. Morning Studio. I have a Morning Corny for Amy. What do you get when you combine an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks. Get it? Yeah. I would have said a fish in an elephant swimming trunks because that'd be the order. Oh yeah.
Lunchbox
Isn't that what she said?
Bobby Bones
No, she said elephant and fish. Yeah, but still it works.
Amy
I thought it was gonna be L fish.
Eddie
It's interesting you mentioned order, cuz I have to tell this joke in order.
Bobby Bones
Okay, here we go. Amy's Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Eddie
What do you call a really short psychic who escaped from jail? A small medium at large.
Amy
That does have to be in order.
Bobby Bones
That was the Morning Corny. That was a lot, man.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, that's funny Bones.
Emily Tish Sussman
Introducing Instagram Teen accounts. A new way to keep your teen safer as they grow. Like making sure they've got the right gear for writing.
Bobby Bones
Knee pads, shack and helmet.
Unknown
Done. See you, dad.
Emily Tish Sussman
New Instagram teen accounts. Automatic protections for who can contact your teen and the content they can see.
Unknown
Did you know age is one of the most common causes of dry eyes? Because we can produce fewer tears as we get older. Give your dry burning or irritated eyes a daily refresh with Refresh Optive Mega 3 Lubricant Eye Drops. A preservative free formula that provides fast acting, lasting relief. These artificial tears deliver enhanced hydration that nourishes the eye's surface to help protect your natural tears from evaporating. Specially crafted with with inactive ingredients like natural plant based oil and antioxidants and enhanced with moisture locking technology, this triple action formula works to soothe symptoms and prevent further irritation. Refresh Optave Mega 3 is safe to use as often as needed. Find your refresh online or in the eye drop aisle at your favorite drugstore grocery, Walmart or Target.
Dutch
Time is precious and so are our pets. So time with our pets is extra precious. That's why we started Dutch. Dutch provides 247 access to licensed vets with unlimited virtual visits and follow ups for up to five pets. You can message a vet at any time and schedule a video visit the same day. Our vets can even prescribe medication for many ailments and shipping is always free. With Dutch, you'll get more time with your pets and year round peace of mind when it comes to their vet care.
Every single day we are given a choice. We can either bring heaven down or bring hell up. Welcome to Bring Heaven down, the podcast where faith meets everyday life and the presence of God becomes real. Right where you are. Each day on Bring Heaven down, we will dive into the truth of God's word with open hearts and open hands. Because heaven isn't just a distant place. It's a promise we can carry into our homes, our work, our relationships, even our struggles. Bring Heaven Down. We'll take Bible verses and apply them to your life. Romans 15:13 says, May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in Him. That's our prayer for you. That Bring Heaven down becomes a daily reminder that God is near. He is good, and he is working in your life, even when it doesn't feel that way. Listen to Bring Heaven down on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Let's bring heaven a little closer together.
Emily Tish Sussman
Have you ever wished for a change but weren't sure how to make it? Maybe you felt stuck in a job or a place or a relationship? Join me, Emily Tish Sussman over on she Pivots, where I explore the inspiring pivots of women. Dig deeper into the personal reasons behind them and leave you with the inspiration you need to make your next pivot. In honor of Mother's Day, we have some very special guests. I'm Elaine Welteroth.
Eddie
And I'm Caitlin Murray.
Emily Tish Sussman
Both women pivoted out of their careers after having their kids, proving that motherhood is just another chapter in our journey, not the end. It's kind of like, will you have more babies?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Emily Tish Sussman
Will I always be me?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Emily Tish Sussman
And will I continue growing?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Eddie
Because I was really in the trenches and I knew my worth and my value.
Emily Tish Sussman
You as a mom, come on over to hear their full stories. You can listen to she Pivots on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Wake up, Wake up in the morning to put you through. M's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby the easiest trivia game ever. Amy's the champ. What fruit is yellow and shaped like a curve?
Eddie
Oh, a banana.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Abby. What drink comes from cows and his white milk. Correct. Abby has two wins so far this season.
Lunchbox
That's impressive.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox has one.
Lunchbox
Yep. That's impressive.
Bobby Bones
Morgan has zero. Woo.
Unknown
That's impressive.
Bobby Bones
There you go, Lunchbox. What food is made of dough and topped with cheese and sauce?
Lunchbox
Pizza.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Morgan, in terms of a sandwich, what does PB and J stand for? Peanut butter and jelly. Correct. Now, easy trivia could not be easier. Who lasts the Longest. Whenever you miss one, you'll hear this sound.
Lunchbox
You've been boned.
Bobby Bones
Amy, we'll start with you in the lead this season as well. Jobs and careers is your category. What job helps sick animals?
Eddie
A veterinarian.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Abby. Who puts out fires?
Eddie
Fireman. Firefighter.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Little sexist Lunchbox. Who teaches kids at school?
Lunchbox
The teachers.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Morgan. Who writes books?
Unknown
Authors.
Bobby Bones
Good. We made this one so easy because you guys complained about the last couple categories when we did this. You're like, it's too hard for early.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I agree with that.
Bobby Bones
Amy. One plus one. I'm just kidding. The category is animals. What bird is famous for mimicking sounds, including human speech?
Eddie
A parrot.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Abby, what animal is known for hopping and has a pouch?
Eddie
Kangaroo.
Bobby Bones
Good. Lunchbox. What animal is known for showing off bright, colorful feathers and is also the name of a streaming service?
Lunchbox
Peacock.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Morgan, what large cat is known for having spots and running 60 miles an hour?
Eddie
Cheetah or a leopard.
Bobby Bones
They technically both have spots.
Unknown
Are they the same cat?
Bobby Bones
What large cat is known for having spots and running up to 60 miles per hour?
Eddie
Oh, they're so.
Bobby Bones
They're both so fast. Is that your answer?
Unknown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
Is it the same animal?
Bobby Bones
A leopard runs 35 miles an hour. Oh. Cheetah runs about 60.
Eddie
Have you ever heard that saying, like, fast as a cheetah?
Bobby Bones
We have, many times. Yeah.
Eddie
So that's why.
Bobby Bones
Did you make it up?
Eddie
No, but that helps.
Unknown
Remember?
Eddie
Because I've never heard fast as a leopard Technology.
Bobby Bones
Amy, what does WWW stand for?
Eddie
World wide Web.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Abby, what do you use to click whenever using a computer?
Eddie
The mouse.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Lunchbox. What's the name of Apple's voice assistant?
Lunchbox
Oh, Siri.
Bobby Bones
Correct. What's the name of Amazon's voice assistant?
Eddie
Alexa.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
Sorry.
Bobby Bones
Next up, brand slogans. Amy. I'm lovin it. It's from what fast food chain?
Eddie
McDonald's.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Abby, just do it. Nike. Correct. Lunchbox. Have it your way.
Lunchbox
Burger King.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Boo. Morgan. Finger licking. Good.
Eddie
KFC.
Bobby Bones
Correct. 90s pop culture. Amy. What live action kids TV series was about teenagers who gained superpowers to fight evil forces while wearing colored suits that range from red, blue, pink, yellow, and black?
Eddie
Power Rangers.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Wow, good one, Abby. What girl group told you what they want? What they really, really want?
Eddie
Spice Girls.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Lunchbox. What toy had kids feeding it and watching it grow? What digital toy had kids feeding it and watching it grow?
Lunchbox
Digital toy. That's different.
Bobby Bones
Oh, God.
Lunchbox
I didn't have one of these, man.
Bobby Bones
What digital toy had kids feeding it and watching it grow.
Lunchbox
We'll call it this. I don't know if it's what it's called. Tamagotchi.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Morgan. Marky Mark was the rapper. Name of what? Musician turned actor.
Eddie
Mark Wahlberg.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Categories, Words and language. Amy, what do we call a word that means the opposite?
Eddie
Anonym.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
What? Abby, what do we call a word that means the same?
Eddie
Synonym.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. What is a word that sounds the same but is spelled differently?
Lunchbox
Uh.
Bobby Bones
It sounds the same, but it's spelled differently.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's a good question, Bobby. Dang it.
Bobby Bones
Five seconds.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I don't know it, man. I'll be honest with you. I have no idea.
Bobby Bones
Any guess at all?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'm gonna give you a guess. Homophone.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
No way. Are you serious?
Bobby Bones
That's correct.
Eddie
He always.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Amy
The fact that he said homophone. Impressed.
Eddie
Yeah, I thought you're gonna say homophobic, too.
Lunchbox
Well, I was really concentrating. I was like, man, that's the only word as.
Bobby Bones
That's right. Good job.
Lunchbox
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
Wow. Wow.
Eddie
That's impressive.
Bobby Bones
What is a word that sounds like what it means, for example? Buzz.
Unknown
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Dang.
Bobby Bones
Is that the right word?
Unknown
I don't know. I have so many. I have alliteration and metaphor, and it's.
Bobby Bones
Not either one of those. Can you say it again? Yeah. What's a word that sounds like what it means, for example? Buzz.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah. Buzz.
Bobby Bones
What do you have?
Unknown
Buzz.
Bobby Bones
Like a bee on a monopoeia. Correct.
Amy
Amazing.
Lunchbox
Guys, we gotta keep going.
Bobby Bones
State capitals. Amy, what's the capital of Montana?
Eddie
Never been there. I want to go.
Bobby Bones
You don't know what it is.
Eddie
I want to go to Montana.
Bobby Bones
Oh, the state. Got it.
Eddie
But, you know, when I visit there, maybe I'll.
Bobby Bones
What capital city? Will you stop by? You think?
Eddie
I don't know. I'm thinking. Would I go to Bozeman? Is that the capital? Would I go to Bozeman?
Bobby Bones
Is that your answer? Yeah. Helena.
Lunchbox
Helena, you've been bo.
Bobby Bones
That was a hell of an effort, Abby. What's the capital of Florida?
Eddie
This one's so easy. It has to be. It's not Orlando time.
Bobby Bones
Answer.
Eddie
Orlando.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect.
Lunchbox
You've been Boo.
Bobby Bones
Big shout out to all of our listeners in Tallahassee. We love.
Eddie
You Love Tallahassee.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. What's the capital of New York?
Lunchbox
What?
New York?
Lunchbox
Hell, It's a great question, Bob. I'm glad you asked.
Bobby Bones
What's capital New York?
Lunchbox
It ain't New York City. Rhode Island.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
Another State.
Bobby Bones
You picked another state.
Eddie
Interesting state.
Bobby Bones
Homophobe.
Lunchbox
You've been boned. I couldn't think of another city in New York. I don't know another city in New York.
Eddie
Is it Manhattan?
Bobby Bones
No, it's called Albany.
Eddie
Albany.
Lunchbox
I literally couldn't think of another city.
Amy
Shout out to all our listeners.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Morgan, for the win or everybody's back in. What's the capital of Wyoming? Gosh. Okay, yeah, this is tough for our first win.
Eddie
I really need that win.
Bobby Bones
Capital of Wyoming. What's the capital of Wyoming? I've been to Wyoming. Always. Really pretty. But I've only been to Yellowstone in Wyoming. Answer Yellowstone. Incorrect. Yes.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
We're back, baby. Yeah, what is it? Cheyenne. Okay.
Eddie
Shout out to all our listeners.
Bobby Bones
This will be Sudden death. Yelling with your name. Are you around? Three questions.
Lunchbox
Never been done.
Bobby Bones
Never been done.
Eddie
What the.
Bobby Bones
Ready? Yell. Yell your name as the buzzer. Mike, I need you to listen. This is gonna be a Mayhem. Mayhem. Okay, here we go. The category is geography. What country is shaped like a boot? Amy.
Unknown
Italy.
Bobby Bones
Correct. The next category is Famous Years. Oh, I know. What year the Titanic sink? Morgan. Morgan.
Eddie
1886.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect.
Eddie
Amy.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Eddie
1918.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
1912.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Are you serious? What is happening?
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
How did I get that? That is so stupid.
Unknown
How?
Amy
I have a question.
Bobby Bones
Yeah? Is Abby playing 1912. Wow.
Eddie
I was thinking.
Lunchbox
I've got it. I mean, I can't waste this effort.
Bobby Bones
Okay, here we go. Final question. Yelling with your name. What's the most abundant gas in the Earth's atmosphere?
Lunchbox
Carbon dioxide.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect.
Eddie
Amy.
Bobby Bones
Abby.
Eddie
Oxygen.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect.
Eddie
Oh.
Lunchbox
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
What did he say? It doesn't matter. No.
Eddie
Oh, new question.
Bobby Bones
No. What's the most abundant gas in Earth's atmosphere?
Eddie
It does matter because I don't want to say what he said.
Bobby Bones
You should have been listening. No, that does. I can't tell you what he said. Time.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Anything. Hydrogen. Incorrect. Nitrogen.
Eddie
Really?
Bobby Bones
So this is super, super sudden death. So more it comes down to us, too. You and Amy.
Lunchbox
Oh, boy. What's category, man?
Bobby Bones
Super sudden death. The category is Famous TV themes. Oh.
Lunchbox
Oh, interesting. I don't know what that means, but.
Bobby Bones
What show's theme song was performed by the band Bare Naked Ladies? What? I will start to sing the theme song.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Yell the name of the show whenever you know the theme song. Okay. I don't really know all the words to it, but I can kind of. Oh, I gotta hear you. Oh, here we go. Music down. Please be listening for who yells first. Our whole universe. Amy.
Eddie
The Three thirty rocks.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Our whole universe was. Amy, you have to stop yelling. I'm trying to sing for Lunchbox. Yellow card. Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state. Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started. Wait. The earth began to cool the atmosphere.
Lunchbox
Large rock.
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Lunchbox
Third rock from the sun.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh. She said that? It's Big Bang Theory.
Lunchbox
No, she didn't say the right name.
Bobby Bones
She said, you idiot. I wouldn't have known.
Lunchbox
Big Bang Theory. I don't know that.
Bobby Bones
Wow. Wow. Wow. Final. Final. Then we're done. The category is.
Lunchbox
I'm waiting for you to say the Rembrandt.
Bobby Bones
Music. Oh, music. Music. What is the baby on Nirvana's Nevermind album cover?
Lunchbox
Lunchbox in a swimming pool.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect. Reaching for. The question is what? Dang it. What's the baby on Nirvana's Nevermind album cover? Reaching for.
Eddie
It's naked.
Bobby Bones
What's it reaching?
Eddie
Reaching for an umbilical cord.
Lunchbox
Gosh, I try to jump into quits.
Bobby Bones
Money a dollar bill.
Eddie
Oh, I don't know that I'm entertained.
Bobby Bones
So, one more buzzed in with your name.
Lunchbox
Yeah. What's the category, man?
Bobby Bones
History.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, you're about to be history.
Bobby Bones
What country was the Statue of Liberty? Lunchbox France winner. Yes. Yes.
Unknown
All that hard work.
Bobby Bones
All that hard work, those crazy kisses.
Lunchbox
And we did it.
Bobby Bones
We did it. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from Dublin, Ohio. A man decided he wanted to rob a bank. So he got a checklist. Mask, rental car, everything was going to plan. Goes in the bank, hands him a note, gets out of there. No one knows who it is except for when he was driving back to his house, he ran a red light, and they had one of those red light cameras. Got a picture of the license plate. He rented it under his name.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I was wondering if his checklist was gonna come back to get him. Partner, I found a list. Rob bank check, huh? I think we got him. All right.
Lunchbox
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
Bye, everybody. On the Bobby Bones show now, Megan Maroney. Megan, really good to see you.
Unknown
Good to see you.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. I was hoping that was the answer. Sometimes it's not met like that I have said multiple times, even publicly. I think you are this generation, the songwriter, like the artist songwriter of today. Thoughts, Thoughts on me claiming, proclaiming you the greatest artist songwriter of today.
Unknown
That's a huge compliment.
Bobby Bones
It is. It's a huge one. Yes.
Unknown
And I really appreciate that.
Bobby Bones
What's Kenny been like as a Person.
Unknown
On tour, the best ever. Like, I would redo last summer, every single summer, if I could.
Bobby Bones
Give me a Kenny on tour story.
Unknown
Kenny on tour story. Okay, so one time he gets to travel like the king of country. He is me, not so much. So one time we had, like, a couple days off. The routing was weird, and we were stuck in a parking lot in, like, Ohio or something for a couple days, and he found out that we were having to do that. So he literally flew my crew. He sent his plane to middle of nowhere Ohio and put us in rooms in Malibu for a couple days just because he knew that we needed the rest, me and my team. Yeah, he's just, like, so kind and so welcoming, and we learned so much from him.
Bobby Bones
This song with Kenny, you had to be there. How'd that come together?
Unknown
We were on a writer's trip in December of last year, and that was obviously after the sun goes down tour. And I write about things that are important to me. And that tour, I just feel like, was a pivotal point of my career and honestly, a highlight of my life, to be honest. So I knew I wanted to write a song about it somehow. But we were on the beach, we were down in Florida, and Micah started playing this thing that sounded like a Kenny song. Like, you know when it opens, and it's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. I'm like, that's freaking a Kenny Chesney song. And I had the title, you had to be there, because that's how it kind of felt. Like, when I explained the tour to someone that wasn't there, I'm like, I don't even know how to explain it, but it was, like, the best summer of my life. And, yeah, we kind of just started writing, and then we ended up writing Kenny into the second verse, and it was his Christmas gift from me. We had a trip planned to the island. Like, January 1st. I played New York City for New Year's Eve. We flew straight from there to the island, like, me and my team and a couple of my friends. And I didn't know what to get him for Christmas because he has everything. You know what I mean? Like, my end of tour gift was a scrapbook that I made because he has, like, what do you buy Kenny chosen? So I was like, I've got it creative here. So we ended up writing this song. I wrote out the lyrics, and I gave that to him, like, with a.
Bobby Bones
Pen, like, you wrote it?
Unknown
I wrote it down on paper, and I said I was so awkward. The first, like, three hours we were in the island because I knew I was gonna like, have to show him a song. And, like, how do you show Kenny Chesney a song that you wrote? Like, that's so embarrassing.
Bobby Bones
How do you bring it up? There's gotta be the right time to bring it up. Yeah.
Unknown
And, like, he. If he hated it. I don't like getting shown songs that I don't love, especially. You know what I mean? You're like, how about that song? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Like, if he hated it, I didn't want him to feel bad because I know he, like, cares about me. I literally pressed. Prefaced it with, like, if you hate this, this is just, like, from my heart and how I feel about the tour. And, like, I'm so appreciative that you took me on tour. It doesn't have to. We do not have to do anything with the song. You can literally, like, never show it to anyone. But I wrote out the lyrics for you, and he ended up loving it. And a lot of things I feel like, can make you feel jaded in the industry. But having a song with Kitty is something. Like. I was listening to it on the way here. I'm like, when his voice comes in, I'm like, holy crap.
Bobby Bones
Do you have a favorite Kenny song of all time?
Unknown
I think the one that I've listened to, like, if you looked at my Spotify and the data, I would say knowing you is probably one that I've fixated on.
Bobby Bones
It's a good one. What Kenny. I often say I'm not a beach Kenny fan, but I'm a sad Kenny super fan because I love sad songs. Kenny does the best. I tell Kenny this. I love sad Kenny. And, you know, I like you. And Tequila. Probably my favorite Kenny song in general. 90s Kenny's interesting because that was cowboy hat Kenny way back in the day. Are you more of a beach Kenny or a sad Kenny?
Unknown
I don't know. Beach Kenny's hard to be. Like, Summertime.
Bobby Bones
You grew up near a beach, though, right? In Georgia, you had water. I'm from Arkansas. We never had beaches, so I don't relate.
Unknown
I listen to Kenny on the lake a lot.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Even lake, I guess, counts.
Unknown
Yeah. The first time I heard Summertime, I was on a boat in Lake Woodawie.
Bobby Bones
You still working with my bff, Christian Bush?
Unknown
Sure I am.
Bobby Bones
So everybody knows Christian Bush is one half of Sugar Land. And I've been lucky enough to know Christian. We've written a whole bunch of stuff together, like, comedy stuff together. And he's awesome. But at one point you like, interned.
Unknown
I was. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Christian In Atlanta, right?
Unknown
Yeah. My senior year at the University of Georgia, I was a publishing intern. So I was logging all the splits and figuring out how to do that.
Bobby Bones
Which was actually helpful because you learned the business.
Unknown
Yeah, I had to do it for myself.
Bobby Bones
What does he do with you? Like, what's your guys relationship professionally now?
Unknown
He's my producer.
Bobby Bones
So he's producing the music?
Unknown
Yeah, he did the Kenny song and then all of my music.
Bobby Bones
Isn't he the most positive guy?
Unknown
Yes. And he's so good.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Unknown
Sometimes he loses me. Like, he'll have some crazy philosophical thing and I'm like, you lost me.
Bobby Bones
That's his brother for me sometimes too. Brandon's the same way. Like, way smart. And you're like, I don't know. Can you like Eli 5? Because I do not understand this. Oh, are you having fun? Like, yeah.
Unknown
The most fun. Like this tour that I'm on. Right. The mi okay. Tour has been the most fun I've had on the road. And I just feel. I don't know, it's just the best time ever. My fans are the best.
Bobby Bones
You know, you're making it whenever TikToks are going viral of your entrances and I see that of yours, of your, like, come out and.
Unknown
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Where like people are like. And then what you.
Unknown
The really dramatic moon thing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I've seen that a bunch. When you're in the middle of it, does it feel like you've been blowing up?
Unknown
I think when I hear like, it's during the shows where I'm like, wow, a lot has changed because I sing the least. I sing the whole album in the least stream song on the album, which I'm not even sure which one that is. But they sing every single word, every single song. Which is when I'm like, oh, wait, this is more than just whatever it used to be, you know? And I just feel grateful for fans who I don't know. I guess they feel connected to me because we're all going through the same stuff and they like my songwriting. And as a songwriter, to hear a whole room of people sing every single word is like, okay.
Bobby Bones
Like, I think that's it. I think you're a really good singer, you're a really good performer, but it's all back to the songwriting. I think people really identify with you because of how you write songs and how personal or even specific you get during songs. Were you ever at the beginning, like, maybe we shouldn't be so Specific. Because that's kind of a new trend to be extremely specific.
Unknown
Yeah. I'm not even sure it was on purpose. I think I was just, like. I didn't know how to write a song. I was just writing, you know, Like, I didn't take a class or. I guess I just like. Like the music I like growing up, and that kind of has bled into my songwriting. But, yeah, I guess I've never been afraid to be specific.
Bobby Bones
What was the first song you learned to play and sing at the same time?
Unknown
Strawberry Wine.
Bobby Bones
And that's probably. That's monumental when you can do the hands on rhythm and also sing. Yeah. How old were you?
Unknown
I was, like, 16.
Bobby Bones
How did you get your first guitar?
Unknown
I wouldn't stop crying over my first boyfriend. He broke up with me. My heart was shattered. My dad took me to Guitar center on, like, Labor Day or something. So they're having the sale. I picked out one that was not on sale. He didn't realize that till they wiped it off and they got it to the front, and they were like, sorry, sir, this one's not on sale. And I looked at my dad, and I said, I've had my heart broken once this week. I think I could handle it again if you don't want to get this. And that's how I ended up with it. And now I've retired it from the road because it's sentimental and it means a lot to me. So I don't. Because, you know, sometimes you got to perform in the rain and stuff, so I don't take that one on tour anymore, but I do have it still.
Bobby Bones
When you moved to Nashville, what was harder than you expected it to be?
Unknown
Everything, I think I would say, I guess, just figuring out your groove of, like, people to write with and stuff, like, because I wrote by myself for the first year, basically, and also kind of, I guess, just keeping after it when nothing's happening. Because for the first, like, two years, I was writing songs every day, going to every single possible social event. I could go to every writer's round, and not much happened. So I think just, like, it's hard to stick with something when you don't see the results right away, you know?
Bobby Bones
Well, Megan, it's awesome to see you again. You're killing it. You make the best music. I don't even know what else to say except, I'm super happy for you.
Unknown
I appreciate you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. There she is, our friend Megan Maroney. Good job. Good job. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry Scuba Steve executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is MrBobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode Title: FRI: Megan Moroney On Songs About Exes And New Song With Kenny Chesney + Why We Had To Cancel A Segment + Lunchbox Drags Abby's Boyfriend
Release Date: May 9, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Discussion Overview:
Bobby Bones opens the episode by delving into a concerning reveal from a recent Northwestern Mutual study about retirement savings benchmarks based on age. The study highlights that many listeners are significantly underprepared for retirement, prompting a lively discussion among the hosts.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
Underpreparedness Across Ages:
Emotional Reactions:
The hosts express shock and concern over their own savings, leading to candid admissions about financial habits and regrets.
Practical Advice:
Discussion Overview:
The conversation shifts to financial planning, with the hosts debating the merits and fears associated with consulting a financial planner.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
Trust Issues:
Lunchbox expresses hesitation in allowing financial planners (specifically Abby's boyfriend) to access his financial information, fearing judgment or misuse.
Expertise vs. Wealth:
A recurring theme is the distinction between expertise in financial planning and the personal wealth of the planner. The consensus leans towards valuing professional advice regardless of the planner's personal financial status.
Encouragement to Seek Help:
Despite reservations, the hosts encourage listeners to consider professional financial advice to better navigate retirement savings.
Story 1: Heroic Senior Prevents a Scam
An 86-year-old woman from Wisconsin notices suspicious activity in an email requesting subscription cancellations. Trusting her instincts, she contacts the Washington County Sheriff's office, leading to a successful sting operation that apprehends the scammer attempting to defraud $26,500.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
Community Vigilance:
Highlights the role of vigilant community members in combating fraud.
Empowerment:
Encourages listeners to trust their instincts and take action against suspicious activities.
Story 2: Powerball Win Turns Sour
James Shannon Farthing wins $167 million in the Powerball lottery. However, his newfound wealth leads to an altercation where he assaults law enforcement officers, resulting in several charges, including felony battery.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
Unexpected Consequences of Wealth:
Illustrates how sudden wealth can lead to unforeseen personal and legal troubles.
Cautionary Tale:
Serves as a reminder to handle large sums of money responsibly and the importance of maintaining composure.
Story 3: Generosity in the Face of Adversity
A car salesman from New Bedford, Massachusetts, donates a brand new minivan to Lorianne Higgins, a mother balancing five children while her son undergoes cancer treatment. The donation alleviates the family's logistical burdens, enabling them to focus on Dylan’s treatment.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
Acts of Kindness:
Emphasizes the impact of community support and generosity during challenging times.
Positive Reinforcement:
Reinforces the show's theme of sharing uplifting and heartwarming stories.
Segment Overview:
Bobby Bones engages the hosts and listeners in a fun and competitive trivia game, covering categories such as jobs, state capitals, brand slogans, 90s pop culture, words and language, and more.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
Engagement and Entertainment:
Provides an interactive and entertaining break from serious discussions, fostering a sense of community among listeners.
Friendly Competition:
Encourages participation and keeps the energy lively and engaging.
Interview Overview:
Megan Moroney joins the show to discuss her songwriting process, collaboration with Kenny Chesney, and the heartfelt stories behind her music. She shares insights into her new song co-written with Chesney, highlighting the personal experiences that inspire her lyrics.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
Creative Collaboration:
Megan recounts how a spontaneous moment on a beach inspired her collaboration with Kenny Chesney, resulting in a meaningful song.
Authenticity in Songwriting:
Emphasizes the importance of writing personal and specific lyrics that resonate deeply with listeners.
Industry Challenges:
Shares her struggles in the early stages of her career, including the difficulty of finding the right creative partners and maintaining momentum despite setbacks.
Fan Connection:
Highlights the profound connection she feels with her fans, especially when they sing along, affirming the impact of her music.
Summary Overview:
Bobby Bones wraps up the episode by congratulating listeners on their engagement, reiterating the importance of financial planning, and celebrating the inspiring stories shared by Megan Moroney and listeners alike.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
Positive Reinforcement:
Encourages listeners to take actionable steps toward financial security and personal growth.
Celebration of Success:
Ends on a high note by celebrating both listener achievements and Megan Moroney’s artistic success.
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully balances serious financial advice with uplifting listener stories, engaging trivia games, and an inspiring interview with Megan Moroney. Bobby Bones and his co-hosts create a dynamic and relatable atmosphere, ensuring that listeners are both informed and entertained. Key takeaways include the critical importance of early and consistent retirement savings, the value of seeking professional financial advice, and the profound impact of personal stories and authentic artistry in connecting with an audience.
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This episode serves as a valuable resource for listeners, blending practical financial guidance with personal growth and entertainment, aligning perfectly with The Bobby Bones Show’s mission to engage and inspire its audience.