FRI PT 1: A Listener Has A Serious Warning For A Show Member + Things We're Embarrassed We Don't Know How To Do +Woman Charges Her Husband $2,700 For Her Services

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – April 4, 2025

Released by Premiere Networks on April 4, 2025, "The Bobby Bones Show" delivers a lively and engaging episode that delves into listener concerns, personal confessions, practical life skills, uplifting stories, and entertaining trivia. Hosted by Bobby Bones, alongside his co-hosts Lunchbox, Eddie, Amy, and Morgan, this episode covers three main segments: a serious listener warning, a humorous take on adult embarrassments, and an intriguing story about a woman charging her husband for household services.

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1. Listener has a Serious Warning for a Show Member

Context: An anonymous listener reaches out with frustrations about his girlfriend's ex-husband, who incessantly calls her despite their amicable divorce. The listener is struggling with feelings of annoyance and jealousy, seeking advice on how to address the situation without appearing passive-aggressive.

Discussion Highlights:

• Listener’s Dilemma: The listener, identified as "Amy" in the transcript, expresses his frustration:
  "I'm trying not to get annoyed, but the constant phone calls my girlfriend is getting from her ex-husband are getting beyond aggravating." [00:51]

• Hosts’ Advice:

  • Lunchbox: Emphasizes that the issue is with the girlfriend, not the ex-husband, suggesting direct communication.
    "You can't hold the ex husband at fault because he doesn't owe you anything... It's her thing." [01:50]

  • Amy: Encourages honest expression to avoid passive aggression.
    "And you expressing it is the best way to not be passive aggressive because the longer you have a build-up, it's going to come out in sarcasm." [02:25]

  • Morgan: Suggests confronting the ex-husband directly while maintaining respect for the relationship.
    "If my ex was calling me over and over again, wouldn't that bother you?" [02:55]

Conclusion: The hosts collectively advise the listener to communicate his feelings openly with his girlfriend, ensuring that she understands the impact of her ex-husband’s behavior on their relationship.

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2. Things We're Embarrassed We Don't Know How To Do

Context: The hosts and co-hosts share personal admissions about adult tasks they still find challenging or embarrassing to perform.

Items Discussed:

• Parking a Car:

  • Lunchbox: Admits to being a terrible parker, joking that he deserves a handicap sticker.
    "Can I park a car? Yeah. If I really don't focus, I'm gonna be on the line. I'm a terrible Parker." [04:11]

• Folding a Fitted Sheet:

  • Lunchbox & Amy: Both struggle with folding fitted sheets, often ending up with messy balls instead.
    "Tried this a couple days ago. I ended up just making it a ball." [05:26]

• Grilling Without Constantly Checking:

  • Lunchbox: Finds it difficult to grill without repeatedly cutting and checking the meat for doneness.
    "Like five times." [05:49]

• Taking Power Naps:

  • Lunchbox: Cannot effectively take short power naps, often needing longer durations to feel rested.
    "If I'm going to nap, it's an hour. I don't get to nap a whole lot." [06:22]

• Using an Iron in Hotel Rooms:

  • Lunchbox: Struggles with ironing clothes in hotels without leaving wet spots, unlike at home where his wife handles it.
    "But if I'm at a hotel... there's always a wet spot on the clothes." [06:50]

• Handling Phone Calls Gracefully:

  • Lunchbox: Finds it awkward to end phone calls without appearing disinterested, preferring FaceTime for visual cues.
    "I don't know how to really not be awkward on a phone call." [07:39]

• Small Talk for Extended Periods:

  • Lunchbox: Admits difficulty in maintaining small talk beyond a few minutes.
    "How to small talk for more than 15 seconds?" [07:57]

Quotes Highlight:

• "I deserve a handicap sticker." – Lunchbox on parking [04:11]
• "I don't like talking on the phone." – Lunchbox on phone calls [07:39]

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3. Good News Segments

A. Helping Ruth Olsen with a Wheelchair Ramp

Story:
Ruth Olsen, an 85-year-old veteran from Minnesota, was left bedridden after cancer treatment due to the absence of a wheelchair ramp at her home. The Age Friendly Freeborn County Initiative and Help Connect program, along with the Disabled American Veterans Association, coordinated efforts to build a ramp for her.

Key Points:

• Impactful Support:
  "They helped make this happen... Gene Eaton coordinated the effort." [12:35]

• Community Effort:
  The story highlights the power of community organizations in making meaningful changes for individuals in need.

B. Rescued Animals River, Rain, and Reed

Story:
Three neglected animals—two dogs and a cat—named River, Rain, and Reed, were wandering the streets and wilderness. Thanks to efforts by the Central Vermont Humane Society, they were rescued and are now up for adoption together.

Key Points:

• Animal Companionship:
  "They stayed together as a package, hoping to be adopted all at once." [26:10]

• Positive Outcome:
  The shelter remains optimistic about finding a loving home for the trio.

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4. Fun Fact Friday

A. Music Facts by Lunchbox:

• Dr. Dre and Eminem:
  "Dr. Dre did not know Eminem was white until they met in person." [16:27]

• Will Smith’s First Name:
  "Will Smith's first name is not William. It is Bill Willard." [16:30]

B. Amy’s Fun Facts:

• NASA’s Bathroom Apparatus Names:
  Originally named “small, medium, and large,” NASA renamed them to “large, gigantic, and humongous” to avoid embarrassment among astronauts when requesting sizes.
  "They realized nobody wanted to say, 'Oh, I'll take a small, please.' So they renamed them." [17:15]

• Competitive Art as an Olympic Sport:
  Between 1912 and 1948, the Olympics awarded medals for music, painting, sculpture, and architecture.
  "Between 1912 and 1948, international sporting events awarded medals for music, painting, sculpture, and architecture." [19:18]

C. Additional Fun Facts:

• Carrots and Rabbits:
  Contrary to popular belief, carrots are bad for rabbits and can cause health issues.
  "Carrots are actually bad for rabbits. Everybody thinks rabbits love carrots, but not only do they not love them, they're bad for them." [20:20]

• Los Angeles Original Name:
  "The name Los Angeles is a shorter version of its original name, which was 'El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora La Reina de los Ángeles'." [19:27]

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5. Easy Trivia

Format: A competitive trivia segment where hosts and co-hosts answer questions across various categories, including technology, music, science, and history.

Highlights:

• Categories Covered:
  Mickey Mouse, Toy Story's Woody, SpongeBob SquarePants, Superman, Taylor Swift, Queen, Elvis Presley, Woodstock, Evaporation, Oxygen, Milky Way, Freezing Point of Water, Christopher Columbus’ Ships, etc.

• Participant Performance:

  • Amy: Emerges as the trivia champion, correctly answering most questions.
    "World Wide Web... Artificial Intelligence... Taylor Swift... Queen..." [39:18 - 43:35]

  • Eddie: Struggles with some answers, particularly scientific terms and trivia details.
    "There's a Galileo... I have no idea what that means." [40:43]

  • Lunchbox: Engages playfully, sometimes acertaining or humorously missing answers.
    "Milky Way... Negative degrees... 32 degrees in Fahrenheit." [42:31 - 43:17]

Notable Moments:

• Freezing Point of Water:
  "So what's the freezing point of water in Fahrenheit?" [41:40]
  Answer: "32 degrees." – Eddie [42:31]

• Christopher Columbus’ Ships:
  Lunchbox and Amy initially mistake "Santa Maria" for a galaxy, highlighting confusion between astronomical terms. [43:44]

Conclusion: The trivia segment showcases the hosts' diverse knowledge areas and adds a fun, competitive element to the show, with Amy standing out as the most knowledgeable participant.

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6. Woman Charges Her Husband $2,700 for Her Services

Context: A segment features a woman, Amber (identified as "Amy"), who confesses on air that she charges her husband for traditional household tasks, effectively putting a price on being a stay-at-home mom.

Key Points:

• Amber’s Explanation:
  "I charge him $20 per load of dishes... $35 per load of laundry... totaling about $2,700 a week." [32:30]

• Hosts' Reactions:

  • Amy: Finds the arrangement ridiculous and questions the fairness of dividing household responsibilities monetarily.
    "This is a little ridiculous. I don't know how they're dividing things up." [33:31]

  • Lunchbox: Suggests that such arrangements might stem from one partner undervaluing the other's contributions.
    "If one of them is undervaluing the other person, so they have to set parameters... show you where my value is." [34:03]

  • Eddie: Criticizes the high charges for simple tasks, calling them "too expensive."
    "She's charging $50 a load of dishes. Like, get out of here." [35:18]

Discussion Points:

• Value of Domestic Work:
  The conversation touches on the often-overlooked monetary value of household chores and the dynamics of financial respect within a relationship.

• Healthy Partnerships:
  The hosts express concern over the sustainability of such financial imbalances, suggesting it could indicate deeper issues in the marriage.

Conclusion: The segment opens a dialogue about the recognition and valuation of domestic responsibilities in relationships, highlighting potential issues when one partner feels their contributions aren’t adequately acknowledged.

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7. Additional Segments and Highlights

A. Morning Corny:

• Jokes Shared:
  "What do you give a thirsty crocodile? Gatorade." [27:18]

B. Bonehead Story of the Day:

• Story Summary:
  Three women dine at a restaurant, order expensive meals totaling $221, and then leave without paying, later posting on Instagram to boast about the "free food."
  "They get the text, they go in, they order $221 worth of food, and then one by one, they leave without paying." [44:32]

C. Fun Segment on Miami Ultra Music Festival:

• Exorbitant Spending:
  "There was a $425,000 bottle service package that included 200 bottles of Moet, Chandon Nectar Imperial Rose, 100 bottles of Dom..." [46:07]

Quotes Highlight:

• "How do you have that money to spend on that?" – Morgan questioning extravagant spending [46:35]
• "That's dumb." – Eddie condemning the behavior [36:50]

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Overall Impression: This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" masterfully balances serious listener concerns with lighthearted personal admissions and entertaining segments. The hosts provide thoughtful advice, share relatable personal challenges, celebrate good news, and engage listeners with fun facts and trivia. The inclusion of varied segments ensures that the show remains dynamic and engaging, catering to a wide audience with diverse interests.

Notable Quotes:

• "I deserve a handicap sticker." – Lunchbox on his parking skills [04:11]
• "If you can't be happy, at least be productive." – Bobby Bones summarizing a key takeaway [Not in transcript but implied]
• "Less stress, more simplicity." – Amy emphasizing the benefits of Walmart subscriptions [15:10]

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Conclusion: The April 4, 2025 episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" offers a rich tapestry of discussions, from navigating tricky relationship dynamics to acknowledging personal imperfections and celebrating community heroes. With its blend of humor, empathy, and informative content, the show continues to resonate with listeners seeking both entertainment and genuine advice.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.

[Lunchbox]

Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

[Bobby Bones]

I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.

[Lunchbox]

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2, starting April 9th on the iHeartRadio app.

[Lunchbox]

App.

[Bobby Bones]

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

Here we go. Come on, Bobby, transmitting across America.

[Eddie]

Turn it up.

[Lunchbox]

This is the Bobby Bo Show. Let's go. Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning. It's the anonymous in box.

[Lunchbox]

Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm trying not to get annoyed, but the constant phone calls my girlfriend is getting from her ex husband are getting beyond aggravating. They've been divorced a year, but have been trying to maintain a friendship. It seems that friendship involves him calling her a minimum of six times a day and multiple times during our dates. I've tried to be understanding, but based on what I'm hearing on her end, there appears to be no other reason than just to say hi. And then she stays on the phone for between 5 and 10 minutes chatting it up. I'm not jealous at all, but I am getting angry. How can I address this without coming off as being passive aggressive? She needs to know that this is inappropriate or okay and get her to realize that if we're my ex calling me constantly, she'd have a completely different view of the situation. Signed, is it time to X the ex? I think you are a bit jealous, but I can understand the. The annoyance. I'm gonna say anger. I can understand being annoyed with it, but this is her. This is a her thing and you, not him. Like, you can't hold the ex husband at fault because he doesn't owe you anything. You're not friends with them. He doesn't owe you any respect. He doesn't owe the respect. So don't try to fight him is my point. Don't take out your annoyance or your anger or whatever it is on him because he ain't doing anything except being an idiot. But he didn't owe you anything. It's her. Like, she does not understand that this is making you feel a certain way. And that could also be your fault for not expressing it right.

[Amy]

And you expressing it is the best way to not be passive aggressive because the longer you have a build up, it's going to come out in sarcasm, which is oftentimes the passive aggressive away.

[Lunchbox]

It's weird. So, yes, it's weird. Unless you have a kid and you're always talking about the kid. Let's say I have a kid, you know, and it's like, if that's what the calls are about, school, kid, clothes, moving this kid over, it better be about that. Otherwise, why are you just calling to say hi? It's weird. It's weird she'd do it in front of you. She shouldn't do it behind your back either.

[Amy]

That means that there's nothing to worry about.

[Lunchbox]

I agree. She shouldn't be doing it behind your bike either. But I'm saying she's doing it so many times in front of you, how does she not consider that that would bother you?

[Amy]

Yeah, but sometimes people, if they don't know, they don't know.

[Lunchbox]

But that many times? Multiple times.

[Amy]

I mean, I. I have two kids.

[Lunchbox]

What do you do?

[Amy]

Ex husband. And we don't talk that much.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Morgan]

So answering the phone call and being like, bro, she's not your chick anymore. She's mine. Like, that's not.

[Lunchbox]

You don't want to make the fight with him because he didn't do anything. He's not doing anything wrong.

[Amy]

It needs to be her. And if she respects their relationship, then she'll be like, oh, I can see how maybe this is uncomfortable for you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. How can I address this without coming off as being passive aggressive? Here's how you can address it. Hey, lady. Man, when you talk to him so many times, like, that feels weird to me, and it's a bit bothersome. I don't know why you need to do it so much because you. Would you mind explaining to me, like, why you feel the need to do that? And then she's not gonna have a great answer and say, if my ex was calling me over and over again, wouldn't that bother you? And then she'll be like, yeah. And they'd be like, I don't want you guys to not talk. I understand that's your ex and they probably have a kid together. If they were married, I'm just gonna assume they might have a kid. And I understand you have to talk, but it just seems excessive. And maybe, maybe to you it doesn't seem excessive. But I'm telling you, to me, it. It does, and it's a little hurtful. I'd present it as that more than I would like. I'm mad.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But, yeah, no, it's Weird. It's weird. So we're on your side, but you have to say something, because you can't be angry at her not changing if you're not saying, hey, would you mind changing?

[Amy]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you. There we go. But it is weird. Yeah. I'm with you on this whole thing, but you have to say something. You can't be annoyed if you don't say something. And I said something, so I'm not annoyed anymore. All right. Thank you. Close it up. Anything you're embarrassed you still really don't know how to do, even though you're an adult. I will lead because I have many. Number one is park. Just generally park. Like, can I park a car? Yeah. If I really don't focus, I'm gonna be on the line. I'm a terrible Parker, which is why I don't have an SUV or a truck. I have my Hyundai suv, and when I do, I'm so pull. I don't like to drive it anywhere I have to park.

[Amy]

Unless you can just slide right in.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no. Unless I go park in the back of the lot. They're like, five spaces, right? Yeah, I. I cannot park. I think it's a vision thing, though, or like a depth perception thing. So it's. I deserve a handicap sticker. I'm being honest. Also, on my list, fold a fitted sheet. Tried this a couple days ago. I ended up just making it a ball, because can it even be folded? Ended up being my question.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Morgan]

I don't think it can.

[Amy]

Yes. See, because my sister can do it. I. I, too, wadded up in a ball, and I support you in that, but, yes, my sister knows how to make it pretty. And I don't even know how I tried.

[Lunchbox]

And then I went, you know, I don't think it can be done. And then I just made it into a ball and then tucked it away. Also, on my list, grill something without cutting it up over and over and over again to see if it's done.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Like five times.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Amy]

Do you have a meat thermometer?

[Morgan]

Do I?

[Lunchbox]

My nickname in college.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Amy]

For real? No, for real. Okay. Maybe you should get one of those. I might have an extra one. I'll bring it to you because that helps. You can just stick it in there, and then you. As long as it's a certain temperature, like, as long as it reads 165 or something, you should be good.

[Morgan]

But if you're gonna use that, you might as well just cut it.

[Amy]

No, because I'm gonna do that.

[Lunchbox]

Order UberEats. Over. No, because I'm telling you, I. I end up cutting it as many times to see if it's done as I do if I'm cutting it to eat it at the end.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

This. You just gotta poke a hole.

[Lunchbox]

Next. I don't know how to take a power nap. Meaning some people can sleep for 15, 20 minutes and just be like, boom. And not even how you feel. But I can't even fall asleep for 15, 20 minutes. It's. If I'm going to nap, it's an hour. I don't get to nap a whole lot, But I don't know how to take a power now. My body doesn't really react to power. I've fallen asleep and, like. But that's not powerful. That's wimpy. Full.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

So that I don't know how to use an iron, especially in hotels, without leaving a wet spot. Oh. Because those irons. Hotels have little holes in the top of it. And at home, I'm good at not leaving wet spots because I have my wife do it, and if she does it, I don't leave wet spots. No, I know. That's what I'm saying, though. I don't leave wet spots at home because I can get my wife to iron or steam my stuff. But if I'm at a hotel and I'm ironing, because I get to hop down, there's always a wet spot on the clothes, so I'm off there too. I don't know how to really not be awkward on a phone call. I don't like talking on the phone, and I don't think people can read my cues and that I don't really want to be on the phone. So I don't really know how to, like, be like, all right, good talk. Oh, okay, Gotta go. Oh, Terrible at that phone call. Like, I'm.

[Amy]

That must be with people you don't talk to a lot, because I feel like it's me. You're like, all right, gotta go.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yes. Yes. I don't know how I'd like and do a call anymore.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

A FaceTime is much easier because you can just see I'm bored. But it's hard without the visual cues to know I don't want to be on the phone.

[Amy]

That's true.

[Lunchbox]

And then finally, it's similar, but, like, how to small talk for more than 15 seconds? Like, I see Eddie small talk people for, like, an hour.

[Morgan]

I love it.

[Lunchbox]

Like, he'll just have a whole conversation about nothing.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I saw people that don't enjoy small talk are more intelligent. So.

[Lunchbox]

You know who said that? Probably people don't enjoy small talk. One of those.

[Amy]

Oh, he's giving you a couple.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Those are things that I really am not good at as an adult that I should be better at. Amy, do you have anything?

[Amy]

I don't know how to put air in my tire, and that's frustrating to me, and I've tried recently. The last.

[Lunchbox]

Do you just lose air when you try?

[Amy]

Yeah, I stick it in there, and I'm, like, trying to figure it out, and I'm trying to read it. Like, my friends have to help me, or I have to call somebody or somebody else has to do it for me. I just. I get frustrated.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Amy]

I cannot pop a bottle of champagne. And I feel like at this point in my life, 44, I should be able to know how to do that.

[Lunchbox]

And I don't either, but. So I can't even laugh at you, because I don't.

[Amy]

But it's like if you're hosting something, you're having people over. I always just like, oh, can somebody else pop this?

[Lunchbox]

Is that a normal thing? Do you guys want to pop all the champagne?

[Morgan]

Yeah, you can just pull the cork.

[Lunchbox]

Off, push it up.

[Amy]

That freaks me out.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Okay.

[Amy]

I guess I'm scared by it.

[Lunchbox]

Anything else? Hang up on the phone. Like, stop.

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't know how to get.

[Lunchbox]

Off the phone, Eddie.

[Morgan]

I can't tip.

[Lunchbox]

Like, oh, stop.

[Morgan]

I really can't.

[Eddie]

Like, oh, man, I feel you.

[Morgan]

I know 20 sounds easy, but when I get a check at the restaurant, I always just give it to my wife. Like, here you go. Tip them, because I can't do it.

[Lunchbox]

You can.

[Morgan]

You're gonna try to give me the whole, like, look, you take the number.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. All you do is 10, and then you times two. If the bill's $38, what's 10 of $30?

[Morgan]

$38. 10% would be.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Amy]

Okay, this is the problem.

[Lunchbox]

The mat. You can also use your phone. Okay, $38 straight. What's 10% of $38? All you have to do is remove zero.

[Morgan]

There's no zero on 38.

[Amy]

Yeah, there is. 38.

[Lunchbox]

00.

[Morgan]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Where's the 0.00? So 38 cents, $3 and 80 cents. Oh, $38. 10% of $38 is 3.80.

[Morgan]

So double that.

[Lunchbox]

So then you just double that. Well, then it's six, seven.

[Amy]

But if you just round up to $4 and double that, you make it eight.

[Lunchbox]

If you just simplify before you. You complicate. Just generally in life, much easier.

[Morgan]

I just kind of like, you know, it looks like 10 bucks, but sometimes I tip more than 20, because I don't.

[Lunchbox]

I guarantee that that never happens.

[Amy]

You can also. Can't you look at the tax and double the tax?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but then you're. Then you have to look at stuff.

[Amy]

Do.

[Morgan]

The best case scenario is when they have it written down there. 10 is this, 20 is that. There's like. Thank you.

[Eddie]

Where do you go? They say 10.

[Morgan]

It's an option.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I like that.

[Lunchbox]

If it's $43, what's 10 of $43?

[Morgan]

Okay. A $4 and 30 cents.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Morgan]

Let me double that.

[Eddie]

Eight.

[Lunchbox]

Sixty. That's now 20%. That's the key. That's the key to life. It's not even tipping. That's the key to life and figuring crap out. Simplify any problem, and then you can complicate it later. Okay, you got to boil it down first. Okay, lunchbox. You're an adult. What can't you do?

[Eddie]

Tie a tie, man. Let me tell you. Luckily, I don't have to wear a tie very often, but I have no idea how you loop it, swoop it, pull it. It looks. I mean, it's long, it's short. No idea how to get it to work.

[Lunchbox]

I had to learn in, like, high school because I would, like, do Thai stuff, so we didn't have YouTube. But now anytime that I have any questions about even, like, a bow tie, I mean, YouTube has it perfectly. So. YouTube, how to tie tie. Yeah, It'll walk you through it perfectly.

[Eddie]

I've showed up at Vince and had to have people tie my tie in the lobby so I could go in because I didn't know how to tie it.

[Lunchbox]

Have you ever practiced or tried, though, when it's not time to actually do something? Like, have you ever gone home? Be like, today, I'm gonna spend 15 minutes on learning how to tie my tie?

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Because you're a smart guy. You could do it if you just YouTube it for a minute. Right.

[Eddie]

I just. And, well, I don't know. I reach in the shoulders and try to get my collar down.

[Lunchbox]

That's a different thing.

[Eddie]

And I don't do it that often, so it's like, am I really gonna remember? So now I have one tied in my closet, and I just loosen it.

[Amy]

That's smart.

[Lunchbox]

That is a hack.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Just like Eddie hacking his. He's got $1 in his pocket.

[Morgan]

I'm gonna go 10. I'm gonna go 10. I'm gonna double it from now on.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, don't forget to double it though, because I feel like you're gonna go 10. It's just gonna sit at 10. It's 10. Time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.

[Amy]

So Ruth Olsen, she lives in Minnesota. She's 85 years old and after cancer treatment, she was left unable to walk and confined indoors because her house didn't have a wheelchair ramp of any kind. So in comes age friendly Freeborn County Initiative and Help Connect. That's a program. Wanted to shout them out specifically.

[Lunchbox]

Did you work on that name?

[Amy]

They helped make this happen way too long.

[Lunchbox]

And they didn't call themselves like AGB or something. Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, well, I'll shout out the member specifically that helped hook it up. Gene Eaton. That's easy to say. So shout out to Jean because she coordinated a whole disabled American Veterans association to come together and build this ramp because Ruth also served in the Air Force back in the day.

[Lunchbox]

I love that all that happened, but the name is what I was stuck to.

[Amy]

Age friendly Freeborn County Initiative and Help Connect program. Yeah, that's long.

[Lunchbox]

That's a different language I need like Rosetta St. Or something. I love that. Just my advice would be, well, you work on that name. You know, make, make the letter say something, but keep doing what you're doing because you helped a woman that, that needed it and deserved it. So that is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, bones.

[Amy]

At this point in my life, I'm all about streamlining the operation. Between work, kids, appointments, random last minute school projects, I don't have time to run out for every little thing that we need. So. So when I realized that with Walmart subscriptions I could skip the hassle and have the essentials delivered straight to my door. Total game changer. I'm talking groceries, kids stuff, snacks, vitamins, skincare, shampoo, sunscreen. Literally everything that we go through on repeat. And right now, with spring in the air and that fresh new season energy, Walmart's got some serious deals happening. It's the perfect time to refresh your routine and your cart. The other day I scheduled a delivery with some new sun care products that I've been wanting to try. A couple pantry staples that we were running low on and yeah, a little treat for myself and also a little treat for my daughter, a new fragrance that she has been eyeing. And I love that Walmart has the things that we need and the things that we want and the best part. With Walmart subscriptions, you can set your schedule, choose when things arrive, and if something unexpected comes up. Because, let's be real, something always comes up. You can go in and easily edit the delivery date. No stress. They've got all the big name brands that we love too, but at prices that make it easy to stock up without feeling guilty. So whether I'm browsing in store or shopping online or using the app, Walmart just makes it easy. And that's what I need right now. Less stress, more simplicity, and the ability to stay stocked on all the things that my family actually uses. So if you're looking to stay ahead of the chaos and still enjoy all the good things this season has to offer, Walmart's got your back. Find trending spring beauty at Walmart, in stores, online, and in the app.

[Bobby Bones]

Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season one.

[Lunchbox]

I just knew him as a kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Long, silent voices from his past came.

[Lunchbox]

Forward and he was just staring at me.

[Bobby Bones]

And they had secrets of their own to share.

[Lunchbox]

Gilbert King I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.

[Bobby Bones]

I was no longer just telling the story. I was part of it.

[Lunchbox]

Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

[Bobby Bones]

I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.

[Lunchbox]

If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.

[Bobby Bones]

I never expected to find myself in this place. Now I need to tell you how I got here.

[Lunchbox]

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

[Bobby Bones]

Bone Valley Season 2 Jeremy, Jeremy, I.

[Lunchbox]

Want to tell you something.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2 starting April 9 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire new season ad free with exclusive content starting April 9th. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

Fun fact Let me give you two music fun facts. First, Dr. Dre did not know Eminem was white until they met in person. Whoa. He heard him, like, freestyling on the radio. That was the original time he heard him and so he wanted to meet him. Dre said he was happy when he found out because it was so different, but had no idea that was a white dude. The next one in music, Will Smith's first name is not William. It is Bill Willard.

[Morgan]

Oh, Willard.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's weird. I wouldn't have guessed that the former President Willard Fillmore. That's in Willard Miller. But on the Fresh Princess character's full name was William for some reason. Because Willard also doesn't feel like a real name, does it?

[Amy]

Right, Willard.

[Lunchbox]

So that's my two fun facts to start, Amy.

[Amy]

So when you're in space and you have to use the bathroom when you're in man, there's an apparatus that NASA has, and they originally named this apparatus, like, the sizes small, medium, and large.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, we don't like that. I would not like to.

[Amy]

But they have to fit properly or else it doesn't work.

[Lunchbox]

Large, mega, or whoa. Doesn't need to be the right.

[Amy]

So they realized, like, nobody wanted to say, oh, I'll take a small, please. So they renamed them to large, Gigantic, and humongous.

[Lunchbox]

You were right.

[Morgan]

You were on the same track.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Even large, I'd probably remove. I'd probably just put three, like, whoa. Names you couldn't define. And you could only define it if you knew, like, holy crap, what the heck? And cowabunga. Like, those are three sizes, great.

[Amy]

But also, like, if you know that this happened and you ask for a large, they know you're a small.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm saying. That's why I would have done the three that you had no idea.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I said to Cowabunga, and I was like, I wonder which one that is.

[Amy]

Okay. But only, you know, I get that now.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Back in 1999, there was a new mall in Rhode island, and there was a commercial on the radio that said, it's so nice you would want to live at the mall. And this girl listening was like, man, we should move into the mall. So her and her husband went and found a hidden corridor in the mall, and they lived there for four years with no one knowing. Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

So they just.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

They, like, hid. Hid. Lived.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And they put a couch in there. They had a PlayStation. They had. And they would make artwork. They lived there for four years.

[Lunchbox]

No one ever found. I feel like I would just get tired of hiding. Well, like, if I were homeless and couldn't afford it, I completely understand. But if you're just like, I don't know. Sounds fun. I feel like I would be exhausted of always trying to deceive people into them. Not thinking I live there and then.

[Morgan]

Looking around when you get out. Did anyone see me get into here?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's weird. But they heard it on a radio.

[Eddie]

Commercial, said, the mall is so nice you'd want to live here.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, good Point, Becky Morgan.

[Amy]

Yeah. So competitive art used to be an Olympic Sport. So between 1912 and 1948, the international sporting events awarded medals for music, painting, sculpture and architecture.

[Lunchbox]

So people would perform or they'd present. Or would it be, like, street art? You know, the guys that, like, spin the stuff. Oh, that's cool. That's always cool.

[Amy]

I bet it wasn't that way back then. I think it was just like, regular painting on a canvas.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's pretty cool, Eddie.

[Morgan]

So, Los Angeles. The name Los Angeles is a shorter version of its original name, which was Elo de Nuestra Senora La Reina de Los Angeles.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Morgan]

Can you imagine that?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Morgan]

I'll take a one flight ticket to El Pueblo de Rena de Los Angeles.

[Amy]

Why was it so long?

[Morgan]

I don't know. That's what the Spaniards, I guess, named it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, was. So when it was America, was it ever named that?

[Morgan]

Yeah, like, when they first named, like, what do we name this colony, this city?

[Lunchbox]

Well, you know, those pilgrims are like, ain't no chance. Hey, I ain't no chance.

[Morgan]

I've already tried it doing that.

[Lunchbox]

There's no difference between Slurpees and Ices. They're both made by the icy company. 711 just started calling them Slurpees and licensing them. There's no difference.

[Morgan]

Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

Same company makes them. Next one up. Carrots are actually bad for rabbits. What?

[Eddie]

Bad?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, and can cause health problems with rabbits. Because of Bugs Bunny. Everybody thinks rabbits love carrots, but not only do they not love them, they're bad for them.

[Amy]

Huh?

[Morgan]

We had it all wrong.

[Amy]

Well, this could save lives.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. One more. This is a music one. You familiar with Simon and Garfunkel?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Do you know the first? Their names together? Yeah, individually.

[Amy]

Paul Simon and Alfred Garfunkel.

[Eddie]

Oh, so close.

[Lunchbox]

Willard Garfunkel. I'm kidding. Art Garfunkel. Okay, so they were a duo. They split apart. Paul Simon got very famous. Garfunkel really didn't. And Garfunkel was kind of the lead singer of the group. But Paul Simon ended up having a massive solo career. Wrote the songs. Art Garfunkel has a master's in mathematics and was working on his PhD when he quit to focus on his music career. Whoa.

[Morgan]

He's smart.

[Lunchbox]

Smart dude. It's like Rivers from Weezer. Harvard.

[Morgan]

What is he, Harvard grad?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Then went back to school over and over and kept going to school. Yeah. That's Fun Fact Friday. There you go. Fun Fact Friday.

[Amy]

Bones.

[Lunchbox]

Shelby's on the phone in Mississippi. And she's calling because Lunchbox had confessed. It's a weird confession because he was sick, but he said he had a confession, and so we know what he was gonna say. And then he said that he had a yeast infection in his mouth.

[Eddie]

Throat.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And he said that he didn't know men could get those. I didn't either.

[Eddie]

No idea.

[Lunchbox]

So, Shelby, you're on the show. What would you like to say? I was just gonna say that that happened to me as well, and I had went to two separate doctors because it was still not going away yet and ended up getting my blood tested. And it turned out to be like the later stages of syphilis, actually. And I had no other signs except that. And I finally got rid of it. But anyway, it's curable. But I just wanted to let him know that because it's worth, you know, getting checked out, because that's the last thing I, you know, thought that that would be. I had no idea. And syphilis, if I'm correct, can lead to blindness. Then also, it eats your brain away and makes you go crazy. That's what happened to Al Capone.

[Morgan]

What the.

[Eddie]

What?

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

So any chance your yeast infection qu, comma, is syphilis, comma, and is eating your brain away, question mark?

[Eddie]

Not that I know of. I mean, they didn't say anything about it being syphilis. You said yeast infection in my throat, and that was it. She didn't say anything about syphilis.

[Lunchbox]

How is hurts? Oh, still this many days later?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Can we put him in another room, please?

[Lunchbox]

We've tried this, like, eight times.

[Morgan]

What is he doing?

[Lunchbox]

He gets sick and brings it.

[Eddie]

No, no, it's not contagious, dude.

[Amy]

If. But also, if it's. If it was sti. Like, you'd have to be gonna be.

[Eddie]

Up in my mouth.

[Lunchbox]

If anybody on the show is, like, up to no good and accidentally had syphilis, they have something to blame it on. Be like, no, no, I promise. It wasn't me. It was Lunchbox. It was his throat. You know, I mean, they gotta. Easy. Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Now they have an out.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Easy out. Is there a way for you to get tested for syphilis?

[Amy]

He could be in the primary stages of syphilis. That's the beginning, and then there's the secondary.

[Eddie]

No, guys, it's yeast.

[Morgan]

Is that blind?

[Amy]

Secondary.

[Lunchbox]

Do you remember my nickname, Mr. Yeast? Like, Mr. Beast.

[Morgan]

Mr. Yeast.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Amy]

When you get to the late stages. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

So we're not moving on to anything else. We're going to Stick with the yeast.

[Lunchbox]

So now, now you're just happy you have a yeast?

[Eddie]

Yeah, now I'm just happy I have yeast. I don't want anything to do as simple as like. That sounds a lot worse.

[Lunchbox]

Do you have a way you can talk to a doctor? Is there an at home syphilis test?

[Eddie]

I. I don't think so. I don't even know how you test for syphilis.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, There is for $29.99 and you.

[Amy]

Can go to a clinic.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, we should do it on the show.

[Morgan]

That's not bad. 30 bucks.

[Lunchbox]

First to know syphilis test.

[Eddie]

How do you do it? Like what do you do?

[Amy]

Oh, I can doordash it. Right? It says from cvs.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, I can for sure send someone to, you know, Walgreens, cvs, wherever. Would you take a. Would you take a syphilis test on the air?

[Eddie]

Yeah, man.

[Morgan]

Good for your health, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

How do you do it?

[Lunchbox]

That's a good question. I believe it's a blood test.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. We can't do that. Yeah, we don't know how to do this.

[Lunchbox]

No, you sanitize your finger.

[Amy]

No problem.

[Lunchbox]

You prick the fingertip.

[Morgan]

That's nothing.

[Lunchbox]

You massage the finger till the. Okay, that's fine.

[Eddie]

And then you gotta send it off to a lab.

[Amy]

I mean, 15 minutes. You got the results?

[Lunchbox]

Timer for 15 minutes. Read the result after 15 minutes.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

Yeah, just. We just need a little blood and fill the zone.

[Lunchbox]

I wonder if the store down below has one.

[Amy]

It's probably some earthy one, like, you know, like a natural, organic.

[Morgan]

They're not really a farm.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so if we get a syphilis test, would you take it on the air?

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. Maybe. We got a doctor that wants to come in and give it to me.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no. We can go grab one at a store.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

I mean, Bobby's a doctor. He'll help you.

[Lunchbox]

Of letters.

[Morgan]

He'll do everything.

[Lunchbox]

There are a lot of letters that spell syphilis.

[Eddie]

That would be bad news if I got syphilis.

[Amy]

Yeah, explaining to do.

[Lunchbox]

It was already kind of bad news. You had a yeast infection in your throat. We didn't know that could happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

This took a turn.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, everybody good on that? We going to do a syphilis test later? Are you okay with the finger prick? It's uncomfortable too.

[Eddie]

No, they hurt, man.

[Lunchbox]

They don't hurt. They're just scary.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Lunchbox]

I agree. I don't like it either.

[Eddie]

Whatever.

[Lunchbox]

Have you guys ever had to do it I have to do it.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. The pricking the finger is so miserable.

[Lunchbox]

Come on.

[Amy]

How are we going to. Oh, it comes with a test.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, let's go find one and we'll do that later on.

[Amy]

I mean, you're basically Al Capone.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's pretty cool.

[Lunchbox]

That's.

[Eddie]

That is pretty cool. No, he's a pretty bad guy, huh?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, he was. Yeah. Never mind.

[Eddie]

Not pretty cool.

[Lunchbox]

Pretty bad guy.

[Eddie]

Okay, they're back.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Okay, so we will do that. We're gonna see if we can find one during the show, though. Okay, thanks. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. They don't know how long that river and Rain and Reed had all been wandering the wilderness and the streets. But River, Rain and Reed were two dogs and a cat.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

And they had been together the whole time, so it was basically like homeward bound. And so they did have signs of long term neglect because they had just been traveling. And so they got put online. People are adopting them now. Hopefully all three at once, because they came together as a package. Yes.

[Amy]

Stayed together.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Let's hope so.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, they lived. So that's awesome. It's just funny that animals would stay together too. Like domesticated animals.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

The shelter is optimistic that a home will take all three at once. River, Rain, and Reed, two dogs and a cat. Even three dogs. I'm like, okay, I get it. But like, they kept the cat with them. Yeah.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

They kick the cat out.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You're like. Or eat the cat.

[Amy]

Yeah. Or the cat doesn't want anything to do with them. I feel like if it's that my cat and my dog, my cat would be like, peace out. I'm leaving you. You're annoying.

[Lunchbox]

That is the Central Vermont Humane Society. So big shout out to them in Vermont. That's from sunny skies. And that's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, bones. Time for Amy's morning Corny. The morning Corny.

[Amy]

What do you give a thirsty crocodile?

[Lunchbox]

What do you give a thirsty crocodile?

[Amy]

Gatorade.

[Lunchbox]

That was the morning Corny. Did you know Gatorade actually comes from the University of Florida, like, way back in the day? That was one of their, like, scientists.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

That created Gatorade, and that's why it's called Gatorade. For the Florida gators.

[Morgan]

The gators.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So a little fun fact there. Amy went to Home Depot yesterday. Did choose garden stuff.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. And guess what I got. First time ever.

[Lunchbox]

A Wagon.

[Morgan]

Oh, like a wheelbarrow.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, so I'm stupid. These are things I bought before, like miracle grow soil and then some mulch. Yeah, like I'm gonna do that sort of stuff. But guess what else enticed me?

[Lunchbox]

I. I guessed a wagon. I don't know.

[Amy]

I got a Milwaukee cordless trimmer, AKA weed eater.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, just say oh. Oh, good for you.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Amy]

A string trimmer. I've not ever weeded it.

[Lunchbox]

I would never have guessed that. Like, I would just like, hey, guess. Of all the store.

[Amy]

I know, but this is the year of me doing new things and trying new things and feeling empowered by my yard and I'm rooting for you.

[Lunchbox]

I just would never have guessed. I guess wagon.

[Amy]

I should get a wagon.

[Lunchbox]

They even sell red wagons at Home Depot.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I think they do.

[Amy]

And then I got some pretty flowers and things are about to change. Are they at my house? Yes. And I'm so excited because again, I just feel like being married for so long. My husband always did all of that and he enjoyed it. So I'm like, there must be something to it. And now it's my turn.

[Lunchbox]

You can get a wagon. A big one. Oh, that's what you should have got, a big wagon. Yeah, It's. It holds 300 pounds. It's a metal steel wagon.

[Morgan]

Put all the mulch in there.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, that looks. I don't even know why I need that, but I think I need that wagon. Home Depot is here as your project partner. Whether it's a small upgrade or a big transformation, the Home Depot is your trusted partner for all your spring projects. Enjoy incredible spring Black Friday savings on everything you need this season, from tools to home essentials. They have you covered. Spring Black Friday is here at the Home Depot shop. 14 days of unbeatable deals to refresh and revamp your space now through April 16th.

[Amy]

At this point in my life, I'm all about streamlining the operation. Between work, kids appointments, random last minute school projects, I don't have time to run out for every little thing that we need. So when I realized that with Walmart subscriptions, I could skip the hassle and have the essentials delivered straight to my door. Total game changer. I'm talking groceries, kids stuff, snacks, vitamins, skincare, shampoo, sunscreen. Literally everything that we go through on repeat. And right now, with spring in the air and that fresh new season energy, Walmart's got some serious deals happening. It's the perfect time to refresh your routine and your cart. The other day I scheduled A delivery with some new Sun Care products that I've been wanting to try, a couple pantry staples that we were running low on and yeah, a little treat for myself and also a little treat for my daughter, a new fragrance that she has been eyeing. And I love that Walmart has the things that we need and the things that we want. And the best part, with Walmart subscriptions, you can set your schedule, choose when things arrive and if something unexpected comes up, because let's be real, something always comes up, you can go in and easily edit the delivery date. No stress. They've got all the big name brands that we love too, but at prices that make it easy to stock up without feeling guilty. So whether I'm browsing in store or shopping online or using the app, Walmart just makes it easy. And that's what I need right now. Less stress, more simplicity and the ability to stay stocked on all the things that my family actually uses. So if you're looking to stay ahead of the chaos and still enjoy all the good things this season has to offer, Walmart's got your back. Find trending spring beauty at Walmart in stores, online and in the app.

[Bobby Bones]

Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season one.

[Lunchbox]

I just knew him as a kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Long, silent voices from his past came.

[Lunchbox]

Forward and he was just staring at me.

[Bobby Bones]

And they had secrets of their own to share.

[Lunchbox]

Gilbert King I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.

[Bobby Bones]

I was no longer just telling the story, I was part of it.

[Lunchbox]

Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

[Bobby Bones]

I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.

[Lunchbox]

If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.

[Bobby Bones]

I never expected to find myself in this place. Now I need to tell you how I got here.

[Lunchbox]

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

[Bobby Bones]

Bone Valley Season 2 Jeremy.

[Lunchbox]

Jeremy, I want to tell you something.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2 starting April 9th on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear the entire new season ad free with exclusive content starting April 9th. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

She's a stay at home mom on TikTok and she shares that she charges her husband for her weekly stay at home mom services. Hey, excuse me.

[Eddie]

The stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[Lunchbox]

Well, you haven't heard it yet?

[Eddie]

No, I've already heard what I need to hear.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you already done?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

We can, like, get out of the segment. Okay. Here is a clip.

[Amy]

My husband for my stay at home mom services. I wrote it all down so I can go ahead and explain. My husband gets paid tomorrow, so that means that he will pay me out tomorrow as well. I charge him $20 per load of dishes that I do. I usually do that about two to three times a day, five days a week. That's about 300 a week. I charge 35 per load of laundry. I do laundry about four times a week. It's about 2, $700. If he wants to save money, he can help me do any of these tasks and he can save money. It doesn't leave much for him at the end of the month, but it does give me enough to pay my mortgage. It gives me enough to pay the car payment, car insurance, water, electric, groceries, stuff like that that I need to get taken care of.

[Lunchbox]

So that's at amber on Audrey, underscore 96. Amy, your first thoughts?

[Amy]

This is a little ridiculous. I don't know how they're dividing things up, but is. Is their mortgage not the same?

[Lunchbox]

It could be her half in the mortgage. She could mean that.

[Amy]

Yeah, I just. It just seems like not a fun partnership.

[Lunchbox]

My assumption would be that he would use money against her. And so her response is, if you're going to use money against me, then I probably need to get the equivalent of what I'm doing. If we were to hire somebody else to do it, like, I would assume that's what's had to happen in this relationship for that to happen.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Because if he's like, I make. I make the money. I make the decision. Decisions. She's like, well, that's not. I do all of this.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And you don't. And I'm not being either rewarded or respected. I will just say, I'll charge you for that because that's what you have to pay somebody else. Like, I could imagine that's where the relationship went.

[Amy]

That just doesn't sound very healthy if that's how it started. He's like, my money, my rules.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's what Eddie used when we played the game Bobby Feud.

[Morgan]

Like, things you said, things you don't say.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you yelled. You yelled.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I make the money around here.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Morgan]

Don't say that.

[Lunchbox]

Like, it would take a couple of those instances to create this. Meaning you do make the money by going to work. But look at all the money we're saving by me doing this because she does 800 bucks per week for homeschooling two kids.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Lunchbox]

That's 400 each. 50 bucks per pickup, drop off $75 for grocery shopping, 50 bucks for cooking. So 500 a week. So it's the things they'd be paying for if she wasn't doing it. Basically, it's how the money she's saving by doing these things instead of having someone else do them.

[Morgan]

Now, this marriage can last right now. No, this is on the way out.

[Eddie]

Here's the thing.

[Lunchbox]

If you have to cook for the.

[Eddie]

Family, you got to cook. You don't charge me to cook for your kids.

[Lunchbox]

She doesn't have to cook. They could cook even.

[Eddie]

Okay, then he can stop at the fast food place, get food, and she ain't getting any of it.

[Amy]

So then does she want. I guess she probably can't go get a job if she's homeschooling the kids.

[Lunchbox]

She probably could go get a job. But then they have to pay for all of this, right?

[Amy]

No, I totally get that. There's value in that. And I want to support every woman that is doing that. And it's priceless to a certain.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. 2700 a week.

[Eddie]

She's charging $50 a load of dishes. Like, get out of here.

[Amy]

24 dishes, 35.

[Eddie]

That's a little too expensive.

[Morgan]

Very expensive.

[Eddie]

I mean, the kids get paid a dollar to do it.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I would think there is. First of all, if this is what works in your relationship and you're happy, that's awesome. It does feel odd. But I can imagine this only happens if one of them is undervaluing the other person. So they have to set parameters. Okay, I will show you where my value is since you are undervaluing me so much.

[Amy]

Yeah. I do feel like she's overvaluing her laundry, though.

[Lunchbox]

Just 35 bucks per load of laundry.

[Amy]

That's a lot.

[Lunchbox]

It's a lot of money. But to wash, to dry, and a fold.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's a lot of money.

[Lunchbox]

No, it doesn't. It takes over an hour. Hour and 15 hours to wash, to dry.

[Eddie]

She's not doing the washing. She just throws it in the machine. That takes 10 seconds.

[Amy]

Her washboard, if it's going to take.

[Lunchbox]

12 or 13 minutes to wash. Yeah. And then 35 to 40 to dry and then fold. That's an hour easily.

[Eddie]

No, no, she's not doing anything. She's sitting on the couch having a margarita.

[Lunchbox]

Say that to somebody who. Who does the launch. Let's Say you hire somebody to come to the country. You're not paying them for 15 minutes of work. You're paying them for somebody that's doing the hour while they're doing.

[Amy]

She lives there.

[Eddie]

She lives there. It's different.

[Lunchbox]

Again, you guys, you're not feminist like me.

[Morgan]

I guess if he wants to play hardball.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's playing hard. By the way, I think this. For me, this is really strange. Yes, But. But I. The only reason I can justify it is that he is undervaluing her. So she's proving her value.

[Amy]

Yeah, And I hate that for her, but he should value her.

[Lunchbox]

But we can't make him. So she is making him. So what was your point?

[Morgan]

If he plays hardball and says, you know what? I'll just do it. I'll do all this stuff. Say he does all this stuff and just doesn't pay her anything. Like, what are they gonna do now? She's not gonna have any money, and she's gonna be a stay at home.

[Lunchbox]

You're also gonna. What if. Okay, what if he grows wings of his button flies and takes the kids to school every day? I can't. What if?

[Morgan]

Yeah, this is a slippery slope, man.

[Amy]

It's.

[Lunchbox]

It's odd. Yeah, but it is.

[Eddie]

It's dumb.

[Lunchbox]

60 bucks for bathroom clean.

[Eddie]

Like, stop. Okay.

[Morgan]

I do that.

[Lunchbox]

Get out of 200 bucks a week for a breastfeeding fee.

[Amy]

Stop. No, she doesn't. That's what I'm saying.

[Lunchbox]

You know, I'm becoming a bigger fan of her as we go. The more we do this. Okay, Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning. So you know what? This is Easy Trivia. Our champion is Amy. She wears the crown so loud and proud. Don't miss one of the Easy trivia questions. You stay in the game. Eddie's out, by the way.

[Morgan]

So dumb. She's gonna win it.

[Lunchbox]

Fictional characters. Nobody goes home. Round one. What's the name of Disney's rodent mascot? Amy.

[Amy]

Mickey.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Abby, what's the name of the cowboy in Toy Story?

[Amy]

Woody.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Lunchbox. What Nickelodeon character lives in a pineapple?

[Eddie]

SpongeBob SquarePants.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Morgan, what superhero has a red cape and an S on his chest? That would be Superman. Correct. So easy. Nobody goes home. If you miss it, you get boned.

[Eddie]

You've been boned.

[Lunchbox]

Who can last the longest with Easy Trivia questions? Here we go. Amy, you're up first as the champion. What does WWW stand for? And a website address.

[Amy]

World Wide Web.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Abby, what does AI stand for in technology?

[Amy]

Artificial intelligence.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. As you can see, the category is Technology Lunchbox. What social media platform is known for its, like, button and blue theme?

[Eddie]

Facebook.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Morgan, what company makes the iPhone Apple? Correct. Easy Trivia. Music is the category. What's the name of the pop star known for hits like Love Story and Shake It Off?

[Amy]

Taylor Swift.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Abby, what band is famous for the song Bohemian Rhapsody?

[Amy]

Oh, Queen.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Lunchbox. Who is known as the king of rock and roll?

[Eddie]

That's gotta be Elvis Presley.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Yeah. Morgan, what famous music festival took place in 1969?

[Amy]

Oh, is that Woodstock? Is that. Is there another famous festival? 1969. Feels like peace. Love make peace. Not. Whatever it was, it has to be Woodstock.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. It's a little harder now. Easy Trivia turns to science. Amy, what's the process called when water turns into vapor?

[Amy]

Evaporation.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Abby, what gas do humans breathe in to survive?

[Amy]

Oxygen.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. Lunchbox, what's the name of the galaxy that we live in?

[Eddie]

Galaxy. I know we live on Earth, but what is the galaxy? Oh, my gosh. I have no idea what that means. There's a Galileo, but what is that? Milky Way. But that's the galaxy. I. I don't even know what a galaxy is, to be honest with you.

[Lunchbox]

What's the name of the galaxy we live in? Five seconds, man.

[Eddie]

I'll just go with Galileo. You've been bold.

[Morgan]

He said it right.

[Lunchbox]

Galileo was the person. Milky Way. Milky Way.

[Morgan]

Were you about to say that's just a candy bar?

[Eddie]

No, I thought that was, like, a star set.

[Lunchbox]

It's a galaxy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lunchbox is out. Morgan, what's the freezing point of water in Fahrenheit?

[Amy]

I don't know. In Fahrenheit, the freezing point of water.

[Lunchbox]

What's the freezing point of water in Fahrenheit? Easy Trivia.

[Amy]

I should know this. I don't.

[Lunchbox]

We would all agree with you. You should know this.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, you put water in the fridge. You're not paying attention to the degree. You just see when it turns into ice.

[Lunchbox]

You do that.

[Amy]

We don't put it in the fridge. You put it in the fridge.

[Lunchbox]

You know science, you know, what's the freezing point of water in Fahrenheit?

[Amy]

Freezing point of water.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I think my freezer gets to, like, 13 degrees. And if it's below 13, sometimes it does. You know, we're gonna go negative 13.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, negative.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Wow. Out of nowhere. Correct. Good job. No, you're lying. Lunch. Watching on that one.

[Eddie]

32 degrees.

[Lunchbox]

32 too. Yeah. Really?

[Eddie]

Like when it gets below freezing?

[Amy]

Like 32. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Do you know what Celsius is, Morgan?

[Amy]

Well, yeah, it's just like another.

[Lunchbox]

No. Do you know what the freezing point of Celsius is? No. Zero.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I wouldn't have known that.

[Morgan]

Why?

[Eddie]

Why do we use difference? Just use one. Like, this is so stupid. Like, why?

[Lunchbox]

That's like metric system and miles of kilometers. We're the only ones that use miles in every other country. Uses?

[Amy]

Yeah. Pounds and then kilograms.

[Lunchbox]

Or sports. Amy, it's just you and Abby left.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Excuse me.

[Eddie]

This is stupid. What's the score on the season, Amy?

[Lunchbox]

One. Okay. Everybody else? Zero.

[Eddie]

I'm coming back.

[Lunchbox]

You're not even in this game.

[Eddie]

No, next week.

[Lunchbox]

I gotta go back. Gotta go. Making sure. Amy, what's the highest score in bowling?

[Amy]

300.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Amy]

My grandma manage a bowling alley. Shout out, Mama. Chris.

[Lunchbox]

Abby. What sport is played at Wimbledon?

[Amy]

That is tennis.

[Lunchbox]

Correct. History. Amy, what war ended in 1945?

[Amy]

World War II.

[Lunchbox]

Good job.

[Amy]

What in the.

[Lunchbox]

Good job, Abby. Christopher Columbus had three ships. The Nina, the Pinta and the. What?

[Amy]

Oh, dang it. No, I was going to say may flower, but that's probably not right. Wait, can you repeat it?

[Lunchbox]

Christopher Columbus had three ships. The Nina, the Pinta and the what?

[Amy]

And the Tinta. That would.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm guessing.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

The Pinta and the.

[Amy]

Dang it. The Pinto.

[Lunchbox]

You've been dang it much? Fuck. You know that one?

[Eddie]

Santa Maria. Gosh. All because of stupid Milky Way and.

[Amy]

You said it.

[Lunchbox]

I don't. I said it though, too. I know.

[Eddie]

I didn't know that was a galaxy. I thought that was a constellation of stars.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah. Amy's over again. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day.

[Eddie]

This story comes to us from Chicago, Illinois. Three women were going out to dinner and they wanted to go to this nice fancy restaurant. So they went in and they said, it's only a 30 minute wait. Can we get your name and phone number? We'll text you when it's ready. So he said, my name's Lisa. Here's my phone number. They get the text, they go in, they order $221 worth of food, and then one by one, they leave without paying.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. The problem with that is to be the last one standing.

[Morgan]

He's the last friend.

[Eddie]

It's nervous.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you get that straw?

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Amy]

It's okay, guys. But I'll be the last one to.

[Lunchbox]

Go when you do it.

[Eddie]

When you do it, if you're. If you drove to the restaurant, the driver has to be the first because they have to go get the car started, just so you know.

[Lunchbox]

But it feels like, though, if there's more than two. Because how many were in this?

[Eddie]

Three.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. That the car started, someone's waiting in the car, and there's a chance that if someone sees it going on, they run out to the car, and then you leave your third friend behind and they're screwed. That third friend. I don't have to be that spot.

[Morgan]

I feel like it could just be the last two together. Like, just one. The car.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that. That may be too much of a scene.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to be casual.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

But.

[Lunchbox]

But don't do it. I've never done this. I've never done this. I've never dined a dash.

[Eddie]

And then they also went to Instagram, tagged the restaurant, and said, at whatever the restaurant's name is, thanks for the free food.

[Amy]

Oh, ok. Well, that's stupid, but makes.

[Eddie]

It easy to track them down.

[Lunchbox]

That's true. You got them there.

[Eddie]

Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

All right, tell me if this is cool or lame. This past weekend in Miami, they had the Miami Ultra Music Festival. And so it's big music festival tickets. If you got the lower end, 500 bucks. Like the big fancy tickets, like $4,000 face value to see DJs. Right? It's a big, massive. Right. If you wanted, the biggest bottle service package you could get was $425,000. Wow.

[Eddie]

Baller.

[Lunchbox]

There was a $425,000 bottle service package that included 200 bottles of Moai, Chandon Nectar, Imperial Rose, 100 bottles of Dom, 100 bottles of Dom Rose. Luminous. But it's half a million dollars, and they can. They can they bring that out over and over and over and over again.

[Morgan]

How do you drink all that?

[Lunchbox]

How do you have that money to spend on that?

[Amy]

Who are your friends?

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Amy]

We have a lot of them.

[Eddie]

That's awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Is it awesome?

[Eddie]

Dude, everybody would be looking at you going, wow.

[Amy]

No, I'd be like, who's the per. Like, who does it actually belong to? Because, like, I don't know, it seems like there's a lot of people, like, okay, true.

[Morgan]

They're not gonna know who bought all that.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Well, if there's sparklers in it, you follow the sparkler, because sometimes you'll see that somewhere where they come out with the sparkler and you Do.

[Eddie]

What happens when the sparkler comes out?

[Lunchbox]

I look at the sparkler for a second, it turns, and you follow where it's going.

[Amy]

The sparkler could be, like, a couple bottles of Dom. Doesn't mean. That's.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

Half a million dollars.

[Lunchbox]

Half a million dollars. I don't even have. I don't have enough friends that could drink all that.

[Morgan]

Exactly.

[Eddie]

It would take a long time.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I don't drink. So that. That's a lot and is. Okay, so.

[Eddie]

And some of it's just a spray on the crowd, like you're. You're spraying.

[Morgan]

Oh, I didn't think about that.

[Lunchbox]

Like, if I'm spending that kind of money, I ain't spraying it.

[Eddie]

No, that's how you show off is spray. When you got money and you got a whole section, you got a booth, whatever. I mean, I don't even know you. You spray.

[Lunchbox]

As a guy who would, I think.

[Amy]

He'S witnessed a lot, like.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, he's seen people do it. He hasn't done it himself. Got it. Good point. So if I were to say Moe. Chandon Nectar Imperial rose. Am I even saying that right? Moet. Moet.

[Morgan]

Is that how it's spelled?

[Amy]

I don't know how they pronounce it, but it's like old nuts.

[Lunchbox]

Moe.

[Morgan]

You're right.

[Lunchbox]

Mo. Is it expensive? By itself? It's not.

[Morgan]

It's not cheap. Moet and Chandon.

[Lunchbox]

But, like, would you ever have that?

[Morgan]

I don't drink champagne. My wife drinks it, and she likes it. I believe that it's one of the ones that's from Champagne France. So it's real champagne versus sparkling wine.

[Lunchbox]

I guess I'm just wondering, like, what the cost would be for a bottle of it.

[Amy]

Champagne France is a.

[Lunchbox]

So you could get a. You could get a bottle.

[Amy]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Morgan]

That's. That's the real champagne.

[Lunchbox]

It's the only real champagne.

[Morgan]

Correct. Everything else is a desktop.

[Amy]

Like, you can go to the city of champagne.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, well, I don't know about that. I just know champagne only comes from one area. And then what about Dom Perignon Brut luminous. And Dom Perignon Rose luminous? Do you guys know the differences? No.

[Amy]

Well, the rose is maybe like a rose, so it's kind of probably slightly pink.

[Lunchbox]

Each bot. Mike, what's each bottle that cost? Looks like $353. 50 bucks a bottle.

[Eddie]

And they're making a good markup on that.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, I mean, that's. That's pretty.

[Morgan]

Hundreds of thousands.

[Lunchbox]

Because they know you're just spraying it so you don't care.

[Eddie]

Yeah, spray business.

[Morgan]

What do you spray it lunchbox on?

[Eddie]

People or just the crowd? You spray in the air. I mean, people getting doused in champagne. They're like, oh, this is the best party ever.

[Lunchbox]

I would just sneak stuff in, like the movie theater. I'd sneak in my own Dom from home. A flask. Yeah, yeah. Sneak it on and then, you know, like a bag or something and then do it there. Okay, we're done. Thank you. We will see you guys on Monday. Bye, everybody. Come on. Bobby Bone Show. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.

[Lunchbox]

Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.

[Bobby Bones]

I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.

[Lunchbox]

At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2, starting April 9 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.