FRI PT 1: Bobby Annoyed His Wife + Heated Easy Trivia + Does Bobby Hold Grudges?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – FRI PT 1: Bobby Annoyed His Wife + Heated Easy Trivia + Does Bobby Hold Grudges?
Date: February 20, 2026
Podcast Host: Bobby Bones
Co-hosts: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan

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Episode Overview

This lively Friday episode of The Bobby Bones Show kicks off with a round of "Easy Trivia" that's unexpectedly tense and competitive, delivers spirited conversations about the Winter Olympics, explores Bobby's personal approach to forgiveness and grudges, shares plenty of oddball facts during "Fun Fact Friday," and wraps up with both lighthearted banter about household quirks and heartfelt moments of inspiration. Throughout, the crew maintains their trademark blend of humor, real-life honesty, and playful roasting.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Heated "Easy Trivia" Showdown

[00:51–09:42]

• Players: Eddie (the champion), Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan
• Categories: Animals, TV Shows, Non-American Bands, Literature, Elementary School Facts, 2010s Movies, Math, and more.

Notable Gameplay Moments:

• Intense Competition: Everyone stays in for an unusually long time—a “heated, tight” round with multiple categories and no early eliminations.
• Memorable Answer Flubs: Eddie overthinks the value of Pi (“3.21”) before correcting himself:

  “Now I don't even know what PI is. 3.21.” – Eddie [08:11]

• Lunchbox Wins: After Amy misses a math question, Lunchbox clinches victory:

  “10% of 80 is 8. Winner.” – Lunchbox [09:42]

• Amy’s Almost-Mistake: For the largest city in Pennsylvania:

  “Pittsburgh... Philadelphia.” – Morgan [07:09]

Tone: Lots of laughter, playful ribbing—especially as contestants freeze under pressure and overthink simple answers.

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2. Olympic Achievements & “The Olympic Minute”

[09:50–16:55]

• Bobby recaps two big U.S. wins:
  • Women’s Ice Hockey Gold: USA vs. Canada, featuring a dramatic late comeback.
  • Alyssa Liu’s Figure Skating Gold: Highlights her mental health journey and comeback.
• Discussion: What do you call a hockey contest—game or match? “Hockey game” is settled as correct.
• Bobsled & Curling Talk: Eddie claims bobsled is his favorite Olympic sport, gets roasted by Bobby for “just saying stuff.”

  “I’m calling you out for just saying stuff.” – Bobby Bones [13:22]

• International Athletes: Conversation about Americans competing for other countries:

  “I literally don't care. People are getting offended that people are represent[ing]... as long as you aren’t hurting animals or kids, go for it.” – Bobby [16:14]

Tone: Curious, opinionated, supportive of athletes’ choices regardless of nationality.

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3. Does Bobby Hold Grudges? (Anonymous Inbox)

[18:09–23:03]

An anonymous message asks if Bobby forgives people or holds grudges.

• Bobby’s Approach:

  “I forgive, but I just don’t have relationships with people anymore. I cut them off, but I don’t hold hate in my heart.” [18:54]

• Boundaries: Amy frames it as setting boundaries.
• Lunchbox & Eddie Question:

  “How hard is that to cut someone off?” – Eddie
  “Oh, it's so easy.” – Bobby [20:23]

• Revealing Story: Bobby shares about a friend who lied around a charity event for kids.

  “He screwed me over on the charity event and screwed the kids over… I forgive him, but I’m not a friend anymore.” [21:03]

• Reflection: Bobby attributes his ease at cutting people out to his upbringing and childhood instability.

  “It’s just from childhood trauma… but it’s so easy.” [22:47]

• Amy’s Contrast: She finds it agonizing and says she needs therapy to do it.

Notable Quote:

“I do forgive. I never forget. I never forget.” – Bobby Bones [20:21]

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4. Fun Fact Friday

[23:06–28:15]

The entire cast shares strange and amusing facts.

• Bobby: You're taller in the morning due to spinal decompression [23:09].
• Amy: Cars didn’t have gas gauges for the first 35 years [23:36].
• Lunchbox: Panda Express is family-owned, earns $6 billion yearly, and can’t be franchised [24:41].
• Morgan: Boeing used potatoes to simulate humans for Wi-Fi testing [25:23].
• Eddie: Ohio issues special yellow license plates for drivers with repeat DUIs [27:18].
• Others: Presidents under 5’9”, blind people have more nightmares, and sleeping/bedtime synchronization helps relationships.

Tone: Playful, with genuine surprise and laughter over the facts.

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5. Relationship & Household Real Talk

[28:16–41:11]

• Bobby’s Household Habits:
  Bobby’s wife texts him a picture of how he “sealed” the saltines—by just placing a bottle of water on the bag.

  “This is how you sealed the crackers. You just put a bottle of water on it.” – Amy [41:02]

• Collective Male Experience:
  The guys agree; Amy calls it “child” behavior, not just “guy” behavior.

  “I'm thinking like guy or child?” – Amy [41:17]

• Trying to Dress Husbands:
  Caller asks for Bobby’s advice help her husband dress with more style for their Italy honeymoon.

  “The best way to look stylish is to not try – just wear simple things that are timely.” – Bobby [37:18] “Her doing it and putting it together… stuff that can rotate…” – Amy [37:39]

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6. Big Announcement: Cooper Alan joins the Top Shelf Country Cruise

[41:20–42:45]

• Cooper Alan, popular for viral mashups, will perform on the cruise.
• Last-minute staterooms are still available: topshelfcountrycruise.com

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7. Bonehead Story of the Day

[43:03–45:03]

• Florida man mooned a group of teenagers at McDonald’s after an argument, wiggled his butt cheek, and invited them to “kiss this.” He was charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition.
• Cast Reaction: General disbelief at the overreaction of pressing charges for a “moon,” with caveats about law and public decency.

  “If you're calling the cops because you got mooned… Snowflake.” – Bobby [44:17]

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8. Listener Inspiration: Donating a Kidney

[45:07–48:06]

• Caller "Bri" from North Carolina says she’s inspired to donate a kidney after hearing Eddie's story (even though Eddie ultimately did not go through with it).
• On Motivation:

  “I just think of those little kids that might need a kidney…” – Bri [47:44]

• Bobby and Amy supportively tease Eddie for his well-intended but unfulfilled plan, Eddie offers measured encouragement (“If you have any kind of second thoughts about it, it's okay. Like, someday maybe you will…”). [46:52]

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “The best way to look stylish is to not try…”
  – Bobby Bones, on men’s travel wardrobes [37:18]

• “I forgive, but I just don’t have relationships with people anymore. I cut them off...”
  – Bobby Bones sharing his approach to broken friendships [18:54]

• “I do forgive. I never forget. I never forget.”
  – Bobby Bones [20:21]

• “You just put a bottle of water on the crackers?”
  – Amy, reacting to Bobby’s unique method of sealing snacks [41:02]

• “If you're calling the cops because you got mooned… Snowflake.”
  – Bobby, on the bonehead story [44:17]

• “People are getting offended that people are representing [another country]; I literally don't care…”
  – Bobby on international athletes [16:14]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Easy Trivia: 00:51–09:42
• Olympic Recap: 09:50–16:55
• Does Bobby Hold Grudges?: 18:09–23:03
• Fun Fact Friday: 23:06–28:15
• Relationship & Household Talk: 28:16–41:11
• Cooper Alan Cruise Announcement: 41:20–42:45
• Bonehead Story: 43:03–45:03
• Kidney Donor Caller: 45:07–48:06

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Tone & Takeaway

This episode brings trademark Bobby Bones Show energy: fast-paced, honest, and equal parts silly and sincere. Listeners get to know the hosts better through their playful competitions, real-life confessions, and openness about personal quirks and values. The community feeling is strong—connection through shared struggles, laughs, and the drive to do good—making it welcoming even for first-time listeners.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio. Morning, Bones. One win away. 4. Eddie Morgan and Amy. Easy Trivia.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

The category is animals. Eddie, you're the champion with the tiara on. In pop culture, what animal would you find on a pirate's shoulder? A parrot. Correct. Amy, what kind of dog is associated with firefighters?

[Amy]

A Dalmatian.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. Before changing its name to X, what kind of animal was used in the Twitter logo?

[Lunchbox]

Ow.

[Bobby Bones]

What? Nobody goes. It's a. I don't think it was an owl, but it was a bird. Yeah. Nobody goes home. Round one. So luckily. Wow. Morgan, what animal is associated with NBC and its streaming platform?

[Amy]

Peacock.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. If you miss any more, you hear this sound, you've been bo. There will be a new champion today. Unless Lunchbox wins.

[Eddie]

There will be a new champion today.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. TV shows. Eddie, what series follows a high school chemistry teacher turned meth manufacturer?

[Eddie]

Breaking Bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, what HBO show features the character Daenerys Targaryen who is the mother of dragons?

[Amy]

This is a show I didn't watch.

[Bobby Bones]

What HBO show features the character Daenerys Targaryen who is the mother of dragons?

[Amy]

Are there dragons in Game of Thrones? I do not know. I do not know if. Jay, you're in Game of Thrones.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Amy]

Golly.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. What animated series stars a yellow family living in Springfield?

[Lunchbox]

That is the Simpsons.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Morgan, which survival drama follows people stranded on a mysterious island after a plane crash?

[Amy]

Oh, I almost said something too fast. That's lost.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. The category is Non American Bands.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, which Irish rock band sings with or without you and beautiful day.

[Eddie]

You too.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Amy]

Gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, which British band recorded hey Jude?

[Amy]

The Beatles?

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. Which British rock band is famous for the song Bohemian Rhapsody?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Bohemian Rhapsody. Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Queen.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Ah.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, what Australian band sings the songs back in black and Thunderstruck back in black? Is that how it goes? AC dc Correct. Next round, everybody is tight. Right now, the category is literature. Eddie, which novel features the the island of Neverland

[Eddie]

novel? What's the novel called? Peter Pan. The Adventures of Captain Hook. Like Never Never Land.

[Bobby Bones]

Which novel features the island of Never? Neverland.

[Eddie]

It's got to be called Peter Pan. Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. J.K. rowling wrote what famous book series about a school of wizards?

[Amy]

Harry Potter.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. Who wrote the Cat in the hat?

[Lunchbox]

Dr. Seuss.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Morgan, which children's series features a wardrobe leading to Narnia?

[Amy]

Chronicles of Narnia.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Next round, things you learn in elementary school. Eddie, what color do you get when you mix blue and yellow?

[Eddie]

Blue and yellow makes green.

[Bobby Bones]

Final.

[Eddie]

Final. Answer.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Wow. Amy, how many legs does spider have?

[Amy]

Spiders have? Spiders have eight.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the tallest land animal?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, the tallest. That's obvious. Man. Giraffe. Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, what do caterpillars turn into a butterfly? Correct. The category is 2010 Movies. Which 2014 film stars Keanu Reeves as a retired hitman out for revenge? Eddie. Oh. Which 2014 film stars Keanu Reeves as a retired hitman out for revenge?

[Eddie]

That is John Wick.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, which 2012 Marvel film was the first superhero team up that included the Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor?

[Amy]

The Avengers?

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Wow. Lunchbox. Yeah. What book to movie franchise ended in 2011 with the final film called the Deathly Hallows?

[Eddie]

Why is he making that face?

[Lunchbox]

What's up?

[Bobby Bones]

Huh?

[Lunchbox]

What's up? Read that again.

[Bobby Bones]

What book to movie franchise ended in 2011 with the final film called the Deathly Hallows?

[Lunchbox]

Man, we'll just go with the only one I know. Oh, wait, hold on. I don't know if that's a book, though. Ah. Give me those Harry Potters.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Oh, wow.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't know Lord of the Rings was a book, so I didn't go with that.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, what 2011 comedy starred Kristen Wiig, who plays a woman who served as her best friend's maid of honor?

[Amy]

Bridesmaids.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Everybody is still in. Every butt is puckered. The answer starts with P. Pikachu is a mascot for what Japanese media franchise? Eddie.

[Eddie]

Pokemon.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, what country artist sings crazy? It was released in 1961.

[Amy]

Patsy Cline.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. What's the largest city in Oregon?

[Lunchbox]

It begins with a P. That would be Portland.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Morgan, what's the largest City in Pennsylvania.

[Eddie]

Oh,

[Bobby Bones]

just one thing about it just

[Amy]

to make sure there's not another P in Pennsylvania besides the one I'm thinking of. Pittsburgh.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Amy]

Philadelphia.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Come on.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's crazy. That's what I mean, it was hard. There was two.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

It didn't sound like a. I mean, could have been either, honestly, in my head, so.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, that ph makes a different sound.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan has been eliminated.

[Lunchbox]

Dang it.

[Eddie]

That could.

[Amy]

Okay, Lunchbox, you have to win. I need you to win. I need you to win.

[Bobby Bones]

The category is math.

[Amy]

Math.

[Eddie]

Two plus two.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, come on. No pens.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Stuff. What is the value of PI rounded to 2 decimals?

[Eddie]

What? What are you talking about? PI is just. It's a number. Like 3.14 is PI. And so rounded by what you say,

[Bobby Bones]

rounded to 2 decimals.

[Eddie]

Oh, we move it. 3.21. Rounded professionals.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the value of pied with 2 decimals?

[Eddie]

3.21. No, wait. See, now that's. Oh, gosh. Now I don't even know what PI is. 3.21.

[Bobby Bones]

You said it.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

You said it.

[Eddie]

Why were you throwing.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the.

[Eddie]

With a 2 decimal?

[Lunchbox]

Because it just goes on and on and on.

[Bobby Bones]

It goes on forever.

[Lunchbox]

Saying, you just stop after.

[Bobby Bones]

And you said 3.14.

[Eddie]

Where did the 24 come in?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. You said it.

[Eddie]

Somebody else say it? No.

[Amy]

Bobby said rounded 2 decimals.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, gosh.

[Eddie]

3.14.

[Bobby Bones]

Any. You didn't know that because you said that.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't know. It's 3.14.

[Bobby Bones]

It goes on forever. Oh, math. Two people remain.

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Amy, what is 12? Six.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

What is 12 times 6?

[Amy]

84.

[Lunchbox]

What in the world was it?

[Bobby Bones]

72.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Come on.

[Lunchbox]

I need you to do this, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

For the win.

[Eddie]

You got this, dude.

[Amy]

You got it.

[Lunchbox]

How did I miss for the win?

[Eddie]

I've never rooted so hard for Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

If he misses, though, you're back in.

[Eddie]

Well, I get it, but I just would rather move on.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, lunchbox. What is 10% of 80?

[Lunchbox]

10% of 80 is 8. Winner.

[Bobby Bones]

We had two pretty big Olympic wins. And again, I'm not spending much time watching the Olympics. I think I would if I hadn't already seen who had won though, as well, that it gets ruined a bit. If it's a big story, it pops up in my feed and I see the clips. But the two things that happened was the American female hockey team won gold. We beat Canada.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

We were down one with Two minutes or so left, scored, and then I believe won in overtime or extra period or whatever they call that in hockey. Not the biggest hockey guy. Anyone know if that's an accurate interpretation of what happened? Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't see the game. I didn't watch any of it. It was a big day yesterday, so I didn't get to watch it. I was very busy. But I know we won in overtime.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so that happened. And the other one was our. Our female free skater won gold. Alyssa Liu. She won the gold medal in the women's figure skating. The first time since like 24 years, whatever year that was, that someone has won on Team USA in this. And this is a big deal because she quit ice skating for mental health when she was 16 years old. I think at the two Olympics ago. She was skating and she was like, I'm done. I've been doing this since I was 5. My mental health is not good. So she quit and she like, I'm just going to go live my life. And she didn't skate for like a year and a half. She went and like climbed mountains and did stuff that normal 18, 19, 20 year olds do. And so last night she skated and won the freaking gold. And it was awesome because I. They were able to edit it because it was delayed, but she's like, that's what I'm effin talking about. Like as soon as she won, it was really cool. And again I saw the clips, but it was two big USA Golds. And that's usually when it makes my algorithm. The big thing's gonna be the American hockey. Because the guys that matters because we played in that world tournament and we lost to Cannon in the championship and they started that match. Game. Match.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that game.

[Amy]

Hockey game.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. What is it?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Neither feel right to me.

[Amy]

Hockey match, hockey game. You go into the game. I'm trying to think how I hear people that go to the hockey games. What do they say? I think they say going to the

[Eddie]

hockey game sounds like the game is right.

[Amy]

Hockey, tennis match, hockey game.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, Mike, what is it officially? Is it a hockey game or a hockey match? It's got to be a game with multiple players, right? Because what would there be a match?

[Eddie]

Oh, is that what it is? A match is like one on one?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I just said that.

[Amy]

Wasn't golf a match?

[Bobby Bones]

Boxing match? What?

[Amy]

Is golf a match?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Unless it's a one on one.

[Eddie]

No, it's golf tournament in North America. It is game so there we go.

[Bobby Bones]

I mostly say stuff by the European metric though.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So when we played in that world classic, they started it with a fight. They literally set the guys up at the very beginning. And they just started fighting as soon as it started. So we are gonna play probably hopefully Canada in the finals of that. Other than that, I don't know anything's going on, but I'm not a hater. Just not for me. Unless it's the clips. But the figure skating stuff was pretty cool.

[Eddie]

The bobsledding to me is my favorite.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude, I love watching it stop. The fact that they can control their little sled by just putting their head up a little bit above the hood of it is amazing. And then one little like out of control wiggle that costs them the metal.

[Bobby Bones]

But you watch that.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

All of them.

[Eddie]

Well, I mean, if it's on.

[Amy]

I thought it was on that and curling me.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm calling you out for just saying stuff, right on this one. I don't think you really like the bobsled in.

[Eddie]

I do. I love it.

[Amy]

I'm not watching anything.

[Eddie]

And the two man, to be specific.

[Bobby Bones]

The two man's weird because there's only two positions and one of them is the breaker. And the breaker doesn't really do anything until it's time to stop the bobsled. Like the first guy is the guy that runs and pushes.

[Eddie]

He's the pilot. Yeah, they call him the pilot.

[Bobby Bones]

The other is the breaker. And he really doesn't do crap except turn his head at the right time.

[Eddie]

But he helps push at the beginning. Yeah, that's the problem.

[Bobby Bones]

Then he just gets in and rides.

[Eddie]

Then he rides along.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, I thought it was cool that she won the gold medal. I thought it was a good example too. Also in the interviews that she has done leading up to it, she's like, ice skating is not the most important thing in my life. She's like, it's part of it, but it's not the most important thing. The other super interesting thing that's happened is the Chinese skier who's from America.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah. She's from San Francisco.

[Bobby Bones]

So funny. So the reporter was questioning her a couple days ago because she hit for two medals, two silvers.

[Amy]

So who's she competing for?

[Bobby Bones]

China.

[Eddie]

China, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Because her. I believe her mom was a. Her dad was first generation from China. And her other parent was from America. So she was born in America.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But she is representing China and she's the most decorated skier, whatever they call that. Free Skiing, whatever.

[Eddie]

Ever.

[Bobby Bones]

So she won some gold. She won two silvers. The reporter asked her, hey, do you feel like you lost two golds or you won two silvers? And she was so funny. And she was like, I'm the most decorated skier ever. She's like, just a medal is hard. And the fact that I've been able to do it so successfully. No, I won two silvers, and it was awesome. Like, I thought it was so funny. And then I just started, like, hearing her story and the fact that she thinks she goes to Stanford. She does. I think. Yeah.

[Eddie]

She's American. Like. Yeah, but she can play. She can represent.

[Bobby Bones]

One of her parents is from China.

[Amy]

Well, what's up? Why didn't she want to.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. You can't have dual citizenship either, so China does not allow dual citizenship at all. Oh, so I don't. In baseball, they do the World Baseball Classic, which is not the Olympics. You could just have, like, a grandpa that spent a little time somewhere and go and play on those teams. But also in, like, Olympic basketball, like, Joel Embiid played for America. He wasn't born in America. I think he just kind of claimed. I think it's like, when I was in. When I was a gang, we just claim.

[Eddie]

Oh, is that right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I can't remember the event, but there was the. The. It's like a Haitian, like, look like cross country type skiing, but, like, racing, you know, like, really, really difficult. But he was adopted by a French family, and now he's competing for Haiti.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's their only Olympian. Yeah.

[Amy]

And he's killing it. But he grew up probably, you know, all kinds of winter sports, but he went back and now is competing for Haiti.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I literally don't care. People are getting offended that people are represent. I don't care.

[Lunchbox]

People do.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, as long as you're not hurt, you're not hurting animals, you ain't hurting kids. You want to represent somebody else, go for it. Represent whatever you want. Yeah. I mean, it'd be nice if you represented America, but it doesn't bother me that you don't. I'm sure there are personal reasons to you that keep you from doing that, even if it's like you love and respect your parent that's from China so much that you want to represent them in a way.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And so people are giving her a hard time, but it's like, you don't know her story. You don't know why she's doing what she's doing. And who are you to Critique what somebody else does in their life. I mean, I wish she went red, white and blue, though. She was funny. She was funny.

[Eddie]

And to get those medals.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, she's funny. So that's the Olympic minute today. I don't know that I have anything else to add. That's three things.

[Amy]

My bad.

[Bobby Bones]

What was so big in your day yesterday? Lunchbox that kept you so busy?

[Lunchbox]

My son, he, you know, turned six. So we had a lot of things going. I got to school, one of my kids needed new shoes. Had to go get those. Then we had to go to birthday dinner. And then after birthday dinner, my two youngest ones had a basketball game. And then we had to do cake and we had to do presents. So. So, I mean, there was. I mean, it was from 3 o' clock until bedtime. There was no watching the Olympics.

[Bobby Bones]

What time's bedtime?

[Lunchbox]

Usually it's 8 o', clock, but last night they got in bed at nine. Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

Happy birthday. Free hour.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

This is the first time I feel like you've asked me when he legit has had a really busy day.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, most days it's like. Well, I slept four hours, napped, and that took away a lot of the day.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, man, it was bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Go, go, go, go. It was. It was intense. That's cool, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

next job with Valspar Signature paint exclusions apply. See valsparpro.com for details. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous in question to be had. Hello, Bobby Bones. Do you forgive people easily? Or do you hold on to stuff longer than you should? Asking for a friend I think I remember everything all the time. I kind of don't. I would say I forgive, but I just don't have relationships with people anymore. I cut them off, but I don't hold a hate in my heart for them.

[Amy]

So what would that be like a boundary for yourself?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think if it comes to something, for the most part where I am deeply affected, I feel like I've been done wrong. If it is a relationship I really care about, I will work through it. If it's a mid or less, I don't hold it against them anymore. And I can forgive, but I. They're just. They just don't exist in my world anymore in any way whatsoever. Like, there are people that I was, like, mid friends with. I feel like I got screwed over in a way. Had a conversation, didn't go that great. All right, forever, I got nothing, but I have no connection with you whatsoever.

[Amy]

Have you ever had a relationship where there is forgiveness that has taken place, but there's still in your life?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I don't know. Let me think. I mean, I just think in a relationship in general, though, if you're in a close relationship with somebody romantic or friend, you're all. That's always gonna. If you're together a long time, in any relationship, there's always going to need to be forgiveness and acceptance and all those things. Just the numbers game of it. So, yes, I would think anybody that I've been with for a long time, that has probably happened reciprocally.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But there are people I do not have that relationship with. It was like a friend I'd hang out with sometimes to do something, and I'm like, you know what? It ain't worth it. I'm not gonna hold it against you forever. But I no longer am keeping you in my even secondary circle. So I never forget. I do forgive. I never forget. I never forget.

[Eddie]

How hard is that to cut someone off?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it's so easy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That was the easiest thing I've ever done.

[Amy]

What?

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. It's amazing.

[Amy]

Oh, wow. Like, if they call you very difficult,

[Eddie]

they call you over and over. You just ignore it.

[Bobby Bones]

First of all, they're psychotics. I'm calling me over and over. Nobody calls me over and over. I have one person I'm thinking of specifically that screwed me over on a charity event. It was about kids. He screwed me over on the charity event and screwed the kids over on the charity event and lied about why they couldn't be there. And I was kind of friends with them, but I knew the real story, and it was such a lie. I was like, you know what? I'm sure he had his reasons, but not my friend anymore because. Not just because he couldn't go, but because of all the lies that was told about going. So it's like, I forgive him, but I'm not a friend anymore and probably

[Eddie]

won't ever be in your mind though, right? You didn't have the conversation of, like, we're not friends anymore. Just in your mind, you're not friends.

[Amy]

Has the person asked for forgiveness?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, but while lying. And so that's not real forgiveness to call and go, hey, I'm really sorry about that, but this is what happened, and I know for a fact it's not what happened. I don't know. That's not. I'm good. I don't need it, though. Like, I forgive them. I get it. They're probably something that they're prioritizing more than that event, and I get it. But at least be honest about it so then I can have an understanding. You're honest with me. I don't have to agree with it, but at least I know that that's truthful.

[Lunchbox]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no. Done. Don't talk to him at all. So do I forgive? Yes. Do I forget? No, Never. But I. Yeah. I don't even know how to answer that, except for I think if you're just in a relationship with somebody at a close level for a long period of time, there is forgiveness that needs to go both ways or that relationship last.

[Amy]

Yeah. I think there's so many variables of, like, yeah, who is the person? And then what exactly happened?

[Bobby Bones]

What's the relationship?

[Amy]

Is it worth fighting you?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

There's some stuff I wish I could forget. My brain won't.

[Bobby Bones]

Man, I can cut somebody out so easy, and it sucks. I can cut somebody out so easy. Interview gone.

[Eddie]

Well, that's cool. I mean, I guess.

[Amy]

I know it's kind of crazy how easy that would be for you, but that's just the reality.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's how I grew up. Yeah. People were just gone all the time, so I had to learn. I got left here with this person for years. Mom's gone, Dad's gone, everybody's gone. So it's easy for me just to be like, well, I guess they're gone now. Move on.

[Amy]

If I've ever had to do anything like that, I've agonized over it. It's been like multiple therapy sessions. It's been like, okay, how? Just like, I know that boundaries are

[Bobby Bones]

important, but I'm not bragging, by the way. It's not healthy. It's funny. Yeah, but it's not healthy. But it's. It's just from childhood trauma. Wah, wah, wah. But, yeah, I can cut anybody out immediately. What do you want? Can we test me? You guys testing me? We're good. All right. Thank you for the email. There you go. Close it up.

[Eddie]

Fun fact Friday.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you know you're about half an inch taller in the morning when you wake up than at night because the discs in your spine have been relaxing all Night and through the day. Because of gravity, you slowly. That's why I'm 6:1 for sure. And that's why I measure in the morning.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

How smart you guys always give me a hard time. When I went to measure for my driver's license, it was in the morning, so. Thought that was pretty interesting. Amy. Fun fact Friday.

[Amy]

For the first 35 years of the car, there was no gas gauge.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you just put in and guess.

[Amy]

So they weren't added to cars until 1922. And yeah. Guess they just had to eyeball it, like. Or did they look in there and see.

[Eddie]

Or maybe the mileage probably know, right? Like. Or like if.

[Bobby Bones]

I bet you there was no.

[Amy]

You think there was a mile gauge?

[Bobby Bones]

There was no mile gauge, I bet. But a time thing. And also, there's cars all up and down the road, broken down, like, out of gas. So I would bet there was quite the industry of people that were just driving around with gas to fill up. Like, I bet that was an industry unlike, like, a tow truck now. I bet it was somebody who was

[Amy]

just filling gases up. Roadside assistance.

[Bobby Bones]

That's pretty good. In real life, gun silencers do not work like they do in movies. A gun with a silencer still makes a noise about as loud as a police siren, but it's still about a hundred times less than a gun without a silencer.

[Eddie]

Oh, man. In the movies, they're like, yeah, yeah, that's deceiving.

[Amy]

If someone thinks they're getting a gun silencer, and then they'll be like, it

[Bobby Bones]

scares the crap out of them. Watchbox.

[Lunchbox]

In 1983, Andrew and Peggy Chang decided, hey, we should open a restaurant. And that is Panda Express. There are now 2300 locations in the United States. And you know how much it costs to franchise it? None. They're still all owned by the family. They make $6 billion a year.

[Bobby Bones]

They're all owned.

[Eddie]

Amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like Walmart.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But most restaurants, you know, when they expand like that, they franchise. But they kept it all in the family. And they make $6 billion a year in sales.

[Bobby Bones]

I definitely thought you were gonna say PF Chang's. Peggy Chang. Yep, Peggy. And her effing husband is probably what I thought. Yeah, Morgan.

[Amy]

In 2012, Boeing engineers used 20,000 pounds of potatoes, nicknamed Project Spuds, to test and optimize in flight. Wi fi.

[Bobby Bones]

Wonder how?

[Amy]

Due to their 80% water content and chemistry, potatoes effectively mimic the human body's ability to absorb and reflect radio waves, proving that, like, there's A reliable static substitute for passengers to measure WI FI

[Bobby Bones]

signal strength and then free match petals for everybody afterwards as soon as they were done. Radioactive. But still. There hasn't been a US president under 5 foot 9 in 100 years. The last one was William McKinley, who was 5 foot 7 president from 1897 to 1901. But nobody under 5 9. That's kind of sad. Kind of sad for our short kings.

[Eddie]

Yeah. All the little guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Joe Biden was 6 foot, Trump, 6 foot 2, Kamala Harris, 5 4. But she didn't win.

[Amy]

Wait, which president did you say was 5 7?

[Bobby Bones]

McKinley.

[Amy]

Okay, so I just had to Google, because my. I remember Van Buren. Remember when Eddie gave his report on Martin Van Buren? He was five six.

[Bobby Bones]

Was he before? I'd imagine.

[Amy]

Oh, I guess you're right.

[Bobby Bones]

My bad.

[Eddie]

Did I cover that in my report, too?

[Bobby Bones]

Remember that?

[Amy]

Yes, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

It all went in and out.

[Amy]

I don't know why. I mean, I can't remember other things, but I remember that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Martin Van Buren, 5 foot 6 and he was born in 1782.

[Lunchbox]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he was before.

[Lunchbox]

I get it. Yeah.

[Amy]

I just was. Somehow that height stuck with me. From Eddie's report.

[Bobby Bones]

Blind people have four times more nightmares than people with sight.

[Eddie]

Oh, I wonder why.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder if since I have one eye, that doesn't work if I have two times more nightmares.

[Eddie]

You do have a lot of nightmares, right?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't sleep hard enough to have dreams, for the most part. Lunchbox trying to do yours.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I never know who doesn't do them because we all talk. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah, mine's crazy. So, in the state of Ohio, if you have more than one DUI in 10 years, you get a whole different license plate.

[Bobby Bones]

So, like, no way.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So the license plate in Ohio, it's like red and white, right? But if you have that, you get a yellow one. And everyone knows that you were driving under the influence.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow, that's crazy, right? Deserved, but crazy.

[Eddie]

But, like, you start. Say you start dating someone, right? You're just like, oh, he picks you up in his car. Like, is that a yellow license plate?

[Bobby Bones]

Yellow back. Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, maybe we should all adopt that. But I wonder if it really helps deter them.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably not. Like, I'm thinking about having another drink before I drive, but I don't want the Old Yelly, so I'm gonna. I don't think so. Having the same bedtime may be the key to a happier relationship. Because couples who go to bed at the same time tend to be happier with their partner. Mostly because they Tend to stay on the same schedule so they do things together. My wife and I go to bed at the same time. I always am an early better, but she became an early better. Now that she's pregnant, she's got no problem going to bed anytime. 2pm I might as well go to bed. She has to keep herself awake or at least not in bed so she doesn't fall asleep and screw with her sleep schedule forever. Yeah, because it's just people say it's tough. Tough being pregnant.

[Eddie]

That's what they say.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what they say. Yeah. According to a poll of 2,000 married people across the country, most do this about three times a week on average, where they go to bed at the same time. So anybody else have a significantly different bedtime? Because I know Raymundo does. Where do you guys still sleep in different rooms because of that?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I start in a different room and she watches TV in our guest bedroom, but then she eventually comes to bed, so. Got it. You go to bed at what time? I go to bed at 5:30 or 6. He's the first one up here. Like 1 in the morning. So I go to bed probably 8:15, 8:30.

[Eddie]

You?

[Amy]

Yeah, between 8 and 9.

[Bobby Bones]

Anybody have a late time?

[Lunchbox]

10:30, 10 o'.

[Bobby Bones]

Clock. That's tough, man. Yeah, that's tough. K Pop Demon Hunters may not be back for 10 years. As for the sequel now, I hear that's really good. Oh, it's the biggest thing on Netflix.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think any show that I loved, if they came and said we're not doing a sequel for 10 years, I'd revolt. Mike, what are your thoughts? Yeah, the first one took seven years to make. So the style of animation just takes a really long time. But don't you think it should go faster? As technology progresses and increases, they can't rush it any faster.

[Eddie]

How about this? Spit like spongebobs out, like every day. Like, and Simpsons, like, they spit them out.

[Bobby Bones]

This level of animation is so much higher than that, though. Oh, but it's like whenever people offer like higher grade audio and there are different people that do that, like Apple or There was like HD2 for a while or whomever. They're like super duper, duper, duper audio, bro. I hear it and it's all sounds same to me. The same thing with animation. Almost like there are different styles, but if something's like, I don't. I can't tell the difference. But yeah. Last week, the team behind K Pop Demon Hunter said it could be a decade before the sequel is released. That's crazy because it crushed. And usually when something does so well and makes so much money, they bend over backward to get something else out because of what it's doing financially.

[Eddie]

Didn't Avatar take a while?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that thing. I'm pretty sure the world's gonna end before they finish that series. Like the sun will eat the earth before that's done. Delta flight has returned to Houston's hobby airport after a passenger tried to access the cockpit. That same passenger assaulted another passenger. Here's the pilot talking with air traffic control to the emergency.

[Eddie]

We had a passenger get up and try to access the cockpit coordinate.

[Bobby Bones]

Has security standing by as well as paramedics, police in cups in the back of the aircraft. But he did assault another passenger.

[Eddie]

So we'd like that passenger checked out. And just to verify cockpit is secured all the 25ft.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not big on beating people up. Look at me. I ain't beat nobody up. This person deserves a swift.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, whippity wop by the whole plane.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like everybody gets a punch in.

[Bobby Bones]

Doug, tape them to the seat. And as everybody walks by, open handed whack.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Because they didn't get to their destination because you just wanted to be in the cockpit.

[Bobby Bones]

And who knows why Everybody was going wherever. But some people probably going to funeral. Some people try and go to bed. Job opportunities and people going to see their. And they had to turn the whole plane around.

[Amy]

Because you're an idiot.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you're an idiot in the air traffic which we just heard there. It's called broadcastify. The pilot tells them, we got a passenger that's trying to get up here and access the cockpit According to the transmission. The pilot also says the individual was in cuffs. And he said as you heard back at the aircraft and so they had to turn back around. I'd be so mad. Yeah, free slap for everyone.

[Eddie]

I'd be scared too if I saw someone try to open the cockpit.

[Bobby Bones]

Depends how drunk they looked.

[Eddie]

If they weren't drunk at all trying to open it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm scared. I'm real scared. Because that was planned out way in advance. If they're hammered, I'm like, that guy's just an idiot. Doug, tape them down. Let's all get a slap in and then let's just keep going. They also have to, like, get rid of fuel. So let's say you go up and you're up and you got to turn around and land. You got to spin around a little bit and drop fuel because you can't land with all the fuel that you went up with.

[Eddie]

Oh, I didn't think about that.

[Bobby Bones]

And that costs money.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

So my final story here is the judge has allowed Buffalo wild wings to keep boneless on the menu and call it a wing.

[Eddie]

I saw this.

[Bobby Bones]

The fact that this went to court, an actual judge, and there was a 10 page ruling. I get it. It sets precedent for other things. But U.S. district Judge John Tharp in Illinois said the sports bar can continue to call his popular item boneless wings, even though they're really nuggets.

[Eddie]

There's a chicken breast.

[Amy]

Yeah, but they are meant to mimic a wing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but they're not a wing where they pull the bone out.

[Amy]

But they.

[Eddie]

A deboned wing. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not a deboned wing.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a boneless wing, but it's not a wing. It's literally not a wing. It's an. It's a big nugget is what it is. But he said that calling them boneless wings instead of chicken nuggets is allowed. Boneless wings are not a niche product for which the consumer would need to do extensive research to figure out the truth. Instead, boneless wings is a common term that has existed for over two decades. Decades. Yeah.

[Eddie]

He even compared it to like, like the wing, it's not from a buffalo.

[Bobby Bones]

And like that's, that's a great point. It's not a real life buffalo.

[Amy]

Buffalo's the sauce.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I would think that not everybody knows that because I would have. I wouldn't have got there immediately. Amy. I know it's not a buffalo, but I would have thought it was just named that. Huh? What? You want to look at things we learn? I know that's from NBC News. I feel like most people know that's not a deboned wing. Right. It's just a piece of chicken.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Nate. Amy, you're wrong.

[Amy]

What am I wrong about?

[Eddie]

It's not from the sauce.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not named after the sauce.

[Amy]

What is it then?

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm not saying you're wrong as in like haha, stupid. I also, I didn't know. Yeah.

[Amy]

Because I thought it was buffalo sauce.

[Bobby Bones]

Buffalo, New York.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And so probably the sauce is also named after where it was started. Buffalo, New York.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

How about that judge having write a 10 page paper on terrible buffalo wings. Bones wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear any amulets box

[Lunchbox]

trying

[Bobby Bones]

to put you through M riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone stone. Now time for the morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The morning Corny.

[Amy]

I put an electric fence around my property, but my neighbor is dead against it.

[Eddie]

That's funny. Dead against it.

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, That was the morning Corny. Eddie's selling it. Really? But I really. I think he was believing. He thought it was funny. Get it?

[Amy]

Like the neighbors.

[Eddie]

No, no, I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you never have to say. Do you get it? I promise you, you never have to say. Did you get it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. Picture the neighbor. Just like.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, voicemail.

[Bri]

Bobby, I know you have a complicated relationship with Dancing with the Stars, but I just want you to know that every single time MC Hammer's Can't Touch this comes on, I think about your performance to that song. I smile every time I hear this stupid song.

[Amy]

Bye, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Amy]

Well, that's fun.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know how much you hear she can't touch this, but when you do, I'm glad you think of me, Bones.

[Amy]

Bobby, I'd love your advice for getting married in May and then going on our honeymoon. And I love this man, but his fashion sense is very simple and all

[Bri]

his clothes look the same.

[Amy]

And I'd love for him to look and feel very stylish when we're in Italy. Love any advice you have.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. As a dude, dudes don't want to put a lot of work into their clothes, generally speaking. And there are some. I won't say cheap, but there are some ways to not pay a lot of money for cool clothes for going to Italy when really you just need short sleeve button down shirts that kind of are somewhat beachy. Very European feeling, but also not so European feeling. You feel like you're in a man thong. Because that's what I think of when I think of people in Europe. They wear those little swimsuits. Yes. Yeah, it's not that. So I would encourage you to just buy him some clothes. There are a few great sites that you can go to. He's not going to want to dress loud, but you don't have to dress him loud. I'll admit my wife did this with me. I love clothes, but I definitely had a different vibe than what she wanted walking the streets of Europe. So she was like, hey, I got you these two pair of pants, these two pair of shorts and four shirts. And please pack them. I'd like for you to wear them. That was so easy for Me, there was no pushback. So my encouragement would be your encouragement to him to let you buy some stuff for him and then don't buy anything that's going to make him feel stupid. Like crazy patterns or colors, you can make him look cool and stylish. And the best way to look stylish is to not. Is to not try and just wear simple things that are timely. That'd be. You buy them.

[Amy]

Yeah, I think that. Yeah. Her doing it and putting it together and doing stuff that can rotate kind of like, you know, there was two pants. So it's not. If you're gone for a week, you don't need five, seven pairs of pants.

[Bobby Bones]

Gets to bring some of his stupid pants, though, because I still brought some of my stupid clothes, I'm gonna be honest.

[Amy]

Oh, so you threw in stupid stuff in addition to what she.

[Bobby Bones]

To me, they weren't stupid. To me, I loved them.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But she was like, hey, in certain places, I would appreciate it. It would make me feel good if you would not wear your Arkansas Razorbag. Humongous.

[Eddie]

A.

[Bobby Bones]

With a hog leaning on it walking.

[Amy]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

But I still packed that stuff, and I wore it in different places, but

[Amy]

I would just, like around the hotel room.

[Bobby Bones]

And her thing, too, is, why do you wear cutoffs all the time? Like, can you not wear something that has sleeves occasionally? So that was mostly it. So I said, I'm happy as long as you don't buy something that's too tight. I don't want to wear anything where I feel like I'm like, I got fat poking out everywhere. Like, maybe something feels good. I'll wear it. So if you do that, I think he'll be fine with it. He just doesn't want to have to do extra work because he doesn't feel comfortable at having to pick out clothes himself because it's probably not his thing.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I don't think you'll get pushback if you can do some of that work for him. And since it's for you, I think you can do some of that work for him. That's what I'll say. Now, speaking of me and my wife, so we have this thing where I. If there's bread, I like to ask the guys in the room this. If there's bread, and you open the bread and you. You've taken off the twisty turn. What do you do when you're done with the bread? Like they're still bread?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it's easy. I turn.

[Eddie]

I twist the bag by the bag okay. And then I put the.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you put the twisty back on?

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, that's. No, no, that keeps it fresh.

[Lunchbox]

You twist the bread and then just tuck the thing underneath the bread.

[Bobby Bones]

So I do a lot of tucking? Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, tuck it.

[Bobby Bones]

And then sometimes I do it. I push it up against stuff. Huh?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, against the water.

[Eddie]

What do you do with a twisty thing?

[Amy]

Throw it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. It just gets lost. I never see it again. So, crackers. My wife's pregnant, and she will go, hey, can you grab me some saltines? And she sent me this picture this morning. I didn't even realize, really, that I do this kind of stuff, but I said, okay. And so I got her some saltines. And then I also sealed the bag again, because if you open saltines, you got to, like, twist it and seal it. Right. I want to show you a picture of me, how I sealed the bag. I didn't realize I did this, but this is totally me. So what I did is there's the. Bet there's the saltines, and then I just took a bottle of water and put it on the. To seal it. And so there's just a bottle of water on a counter on top of the empty part of the saltines.

[Eddie]

That's not sealing it.

[Lunchbox]

That's absolutely sealing it. It's just, like, pushing it up against the wall. That's a perfectly good closed bag of saltines.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, what do you see when you see this picture?

[Amy]

I see you were in a hurry.

[Bobby Bones]

Not really. I mean, I have anything to do.

[Amy]

Okay, well, then you're lazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, fair enough. Yeah. How would you describe that if I didn't describe it well enough for our listeners?

[Amy]

I think you described it well. Like, yeah, you prevented air from coming. More air from coming in, so that, like, likely will not get stale. But now she's gonna have to come in there and put the crackers away. Like, why didn't you just twist up the plastic and stick it in the box?

[Lunchbox]

Because I'm gonna eat those.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, because I had a bottle of water right there that had a weight on it.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

And there was enough weight in that bottle of water that I could put it on top of the package and seal the crackers with that.

[Amy]

Right?

[Lunchbox]

You do.

[Eddie]

Somebody's gonna have to do that. So do all.

[Bobby Bones]

Everything you just said, it'll probably be me. So why. If I'm just gonna get more later, why not leave?

[Amy]

It's already done. She's put it away. Like, you think, is she gonna Text

[Bobby Bones]

me a picture that morning. She was like, this is how you sealed the crackers. You just put a bottle of water on it.

[Amy]

So either she left it for you to handle, but I would imagine she's probably already taken care of it.

[Bobby Bones]

That typical guy thing there, or is that more? Is that atypical because it's so lazy?

[Amy]

I mean, I'm thinking like guy or child?

[Eddie]

Child. Because my kids do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you guys hit me with child.

[Amy]

Well, you'll see. When you see, it's almost like you'll have a little friend in the house. You all act the same.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Many you.

[Bobby Bones]

I do lean a lot of stuff up against things to seal it.

[Eddie]

I do that with chips because chips are annoying, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Like I do with chips.

[Lunchbox]

There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

Who has those? Roll it up, push it up against the wall. Boom.

[Eddie]

I do that.

[Amy]

Well, I don't know what happens to the chip clips because I certainly buy them and then they just disappear.

[Bobby Bones]

Same at our house. Don't know where they are. Actually. I don't look for them. I just push it up against the wall or the toaster. Sometimes I'll do that. Anyway, I just wanted you to see what my wife deals with every day. We have a kind of a big announcement here. You may have already noticed or if you heard if you're going on the cruise with us. Cooper Allen is coming with us on the cruise. He's killing it right now as an artist. So we have another artist joining us on the top shelf country cruise this year. Cooper Allen coming on board. And so I just called him up. I was like, hey, man, will you come play? And if you've never seen him online, he's great. Massive online. And so you can still lock in your last minute [e-mail] get ready. The cruise just got bigger. And so it's next weekend. The boat leaves next Friday after the show. Am I right on that scuba?

[Eddie]

Yes, sir.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That leaves on Friday.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so you can still come. You want to come down? We're going to leave topshelf. Countrycruise.com Cooper Allen will be one of the other guests.

[Amy]

Is Cooper going to do mashups?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure he will. He does a lot of those online. Super viral.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

So, okay, I think we've. We've said it all. Cooper Allen, how I seal crackers. How did this whole thing start?

[Amy]

We had a story before the crackers. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys. Pretty much. Guys are all idiots. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go, Bobby Bone Show Bonehead. Glory of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Gainesville, Florida. A 47 year old man was at McDonald's and there were some teenagers giving him a hard time. They get in an argument and the 47 year old gets mad, takes his Dr. Pepper, throws it at the teenagers and they're still kind of laughing or whatever. So then he goes one step further, pulls down his pants and gives him the moon and starts wiggling his right butt cheek and says, hey, why don't you come kiss this? Why don't you come kiss this? So they called police and he got over a moon.

[Amy]

A mooning. But he wiggled it.

[Lunchbox]

He wiggled it.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

And slapped it and he told him to kiss it.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you had. He turned around. Then we got a problem. But sometimes even a moon, though. Okay, hold on. Let me ask a couple questions. This is a man, right?

[Lunchbox]

It's a man. And it's a group of teenage boys.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's boys.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a butt cheek. We all have butt cheeks. You can't do it. I'm not.

[Amy]

How far down was his pants? Were his pants. Excuse me. Because if you bend over, you can see things from.

[Bobby Bones]

I heard no bending. I just heard giggling.

[Eddie]

Jiggling. One cheek. One cheek.

[Lunchbox]

It was only one cheek that he was slapping.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're calling the cops because you got mooned. Weak. Snowflake. Yeah, Snowflake.

[Lunchbox]

You know he got charged with lewd and lascivacious exhibition.

[Eddie]

What does that mean? Lascivious?

[Bobby Bones]

Lascivious. Possibly.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that could be it.

[Amy]

What does that even mean?

[Lunchbox]

L A, S C, I V, I

[Eddie]

O, U S. Oh, does that mean one butt cheek?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I don't know what that means, but that's a big word.

[Bobby Bones]

I just think you can't moon people. You can't be sure.

[Lunchbox]

Come on.

[Eddie]

Mooning.

[Bobby Bones]

And I know I'm saying this up front. You can't be showing your naked body. Mooning ain't a big deal if it's just dudes. If you turn around and then you show the sun, that's trouble. But I hear you, okay? We're going by the law here. All right.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go over to Brie in North Carolina. Bree, you're on the show. Good morning.

[Bri]

Good morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

What's going on?

[Bri]

Well, I decided I'm gonna give up one of my kidneys to someone who really needs it because of what Eddie said.

[Amy]

What did he say.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, hold on. We can't be giving Eddie credit.

[Eddie]

Let the caller talk.

[Bobby Bones]

Good point. Go ahead.

[Bri]

Just because he fell through, that's all.

[Amy]

Because he what?

[Bobby Bones]

He fell through.

[Bri]

Because he fell through. He backed out.

[Amy]

So you're doing it since he backed out?

[Bri]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay, that's interesting.

[Bri]

For, like, 10 years, I wanted to do it anyways, but. But I decided now's a good time as any.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I think the benefit to Eddie backing out constantly being, I don't know, a coward and would be Sorry.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. I was just about to say. Oh, Eddie's cowardness is leading to great things happening.

[Eddie]

I don't think that's the word, but go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we call them all Eddie Chickensh.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's my middle name.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's actually creating something good. Bree, that's awesome. So you have to get tested, right?

[Bri]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know what your process is?

[Bri]

No, I don't know any of it yet. I wanted to call and tell the show first.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's great. And I know we can't hold you really accountable. This is something that you're doing on your own. Would you please call us back and let us know, like, the process that you're going through if you get tested, what that was like, if they are allowing. You know, we don't know much about it except for Eddie decided he wanted to do it and then backed out.

[Bri]

Yeah, I don't know much about it today. I'm gonna research it today.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. But you think you're gonna do it?

[Bri]

I'm positive. Yeah. If I get tested positive, I'm gonna. I'm gonna do it.

[Amy]

That's amazing.

[Bri]

I already talked with my husband about it and everything.

[Bobby Bones]

That's fantastic, guys.

[Eddie]

That's beautiful.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Eddie]

What do you want to say that's beautiful? I mean, just the fact that we talk about donating kidneys, whether we do it or not, the fact that we talk about is making other people think about it's awareness.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I agree. Awareness is a big part of change.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's just beautiful inspiration.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you asking for the credit?

[Eddie]

No, no, there's no credit. I don't want any credit. But I will tell Bri, like, hey, if you have any kind of second thoughts about it, it's okay. Like, someday maybe you will. If it's not now, someday maybe you will. But if it's now, that's awesome. What?

[Bobby Bones]

Second thoughts? That made no sense.

[Amy]

What kind of encouragement.

[Eddie]

No, I'm just saying it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

He's talking to himself. That's what he's doing.

[Amy]

He's like, if you want to back out, it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

If you have friends that sit around you every day and tell you you're a coward, that's okay.

[Amy]

You might do it.

[Eddie]

I don't like that part. Yeah, just saying it's okay, you know? Like, if you have that thought and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, maybe. Maybe now is not the right time.

[Lunchbox]

You had that thought, like, 10 seconds after you said it. You.

[Amy]

You said it's projecting. It's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a complete projection.

[Eddie]

But I think it's beautiful.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's beautiful too, Bri. I'm super proud for you, but, Bri,

[Amy]

you take the credit for you. You're doing this.

[Bobby Bones]

Well.

[Bri]

I just think of those little kids that might need a kidney and they can't afford it or whatever. So that's why I do it. That's why I'm doing it.

[Bobby Bones]

And I think that's why Eddie wanted to do it and then backed out. Yeah. I don't know about the affordable thing. I don't know where you're buying it, but I. Please go forth. Please let us know the process. We'd love to hear from you again soon. Okay, Bri, will. Okay. Have a great day. There you have it.

[Eddie]

That is so cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's so cool.

[Eddie]

So cool.

[Bobby Bones]

You're weird.

[Eddie]

About what?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you are.

[Bobby Bones]

You get really sincere. Like, super fake sincere.

[Eddie]

No, man, that's just a beautiful thing. Like, people need kidneys out there, and the fact that people are willing to give it to them, give them their own kidney. It's just a beautiful thing.

[Bobby Bones]

I hope everybody has an awesome weekend. We will be back on Monday. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Read Yarberry. Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This is an I heart podcast.

[Amy]

Guaranteed human.