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The Bobby Bones Show
FRI PT 1: Bobby Shares Something We Were Expecting + How Amy Ended Up Bloody + Longest Labors On The Show
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Bobby Bones
This is an iHeart podcast.
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Eddie
On Fox One. You can stream your favorite news, sports and entertainment live all in one app. It's raw and unfiltered. This is the best thing ever. Watch breaking news as it breaks Breaking. Tonight, we're following two major stories and catch history in the making. Debate drama touchdown. It's all here, baby. Fox one, we live for live streaming now. Want to win cash while watching sports? All it takes is three simple steps. Download the better app, Pick more or less on player stats, watch the games and win some cash. It's that simple. BetterPix is available in 33 states, including Texas, California, and Georgia. Download the better app today. That's better. B E T R and get a free $10. No deposit necessary. Must be 21 or older. In a jurisdiction where BetterPix operates, terms and conditions apply. Better picks. Sports just got better. I just normally do straight stand up, but this is a bit different.
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Bobby Bones
What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? A new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.
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Eddie
Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.
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Bobby Bones
This is Wisecrack, available now. Listen to Wisecrack on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, my name is Enya Umanzor.
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Eddie
And I'm Drew Phillips. And we run a podcast called Emergency Intercom. If you're a crime junkie and you love crimes, we're not the podcast for you, but if you have unmedicated adhd. Oh, my God. Perfect.
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Bobby Bones
Perfect.
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Eddie
And want to hear people with mental illness psycho babble.
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Bobby Bones
Yes. Yes.
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Eddie
Then Emergency Intercom's the podcast for you. Open your free iHeartradio app, search emergency Intercom and listen. Now. Don't let biased algorithms or degree screens or exclusive professional networks or stereotypes. Don't let anything keep you from discovering the half of the workforce who are stars. Workers skilled through alternative routes rather than a bachelor's degree. It's time to tear the paper ceiling and see the stars beyond it. Find out how you can make stars part of your talent strategy@tearthepaperceiling.org brought to you by Opportunity at Work in the Ad Council. Here we go. Come on, Bobby Bones transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bone Show. Let's go. Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio. Morning. All right, let's play Easy trivia. Classic cartoons is the category. Eddie, what's the name of the four Ninja Turtle brothers named after renaissance artists? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Correct. Yeah. Amy, What Cartoon dog says rut Row when he's scared? Scooby Doo. Correct. Abby, which classic cartoon features a clever hair, always outsmarting a hunter?
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Bobby Bones
A hare, fox and the hound?
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Eddie
Here's a rabbit. Yeah, I know. I don't know. Bugs Bunny. Elmer Fudd. Oh, yeah, Bugs Bunny. Okay, nobody goes home. First round, we're struggling. What classic cartoon lunchbox was about the ongoing war between the Autobots and the Decepticons. Transformers. Correct. No struggle. Now. If you miss past this moment, you'll hear this sound. You've been boned. Eddie has the crown on. He is the champion. Ready, Eddie? Ready. The category is acronyms in a website browser. What does WWW stand for? World Wide Web. Correct. Amy, in texting, what does LOL stand for?
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Bobby Bones
Laughing out loud.
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Eddie
I'll accept it. What? Or laugh out loud. Oh, yeah. In sports, Abby, what does MVP stand for?
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Bobby Bones
Most Valuable Player.
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Eddie
Correct. Lunchbox. In government, what does FBI stand for? Federal Bureau of Investigations. You almost got there. That's correct. Next category. American History. Eddie, who wrote the Star Spangled Banner? Francis Scott Key. That is correct. Man, you're moving on. Amy, What? US monument is inscribed with the words give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
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Bobby Bones
Oh, God. Do you.
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Eddie
What? US monument is inscribed with the words give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
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Bobby Bones
Okay, I have no idea. I'm just gon the say the Liberty Bell.
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Eddie
Incorrect. You were. You've been bo. Closeish. Liberty is a part of it. But it's a Statue of Liberty. Yes, because that's where immigrants would come across. Wow. Yeah. Not the Statue of Liberty. Cuz that was a gift given to us. But yes.
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Bobby Bones
So France engraved that or we did.
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Eddie
I don't know who did the actual engraving, but it was a gift from.
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Bobby Bones
Cool. I don't think I've ever been that up close to it. To see the ingredients from afar.
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Eddie
Abby, what do the 13 stripes on the American flag represent?
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Bobby Bones
The 13 original colonies.
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Eddie
Correct. Lunchbox, what city is the Liberty Bell? Located? The Liberty Bell. Glad you asked that, Bobby, because I'm gonna say that was Philadelphia. That's correct. The answer starts with A. Okay, Eddie, you're up. What's the capital of Greece? Athens. Correct. Abby, what continent is home to Egypt and Kenya?
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Bobby Bones
Africa.
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Eddie
Correct. What river is the longest in South America? In South America? The Amazon. That is correct. Moving on. Easy trivia. The category is famous Mike's Iron Mike was The nickname of what famous pro boxer? Eddie. Mike Tyson. Correct. Abby. Who played Austin Powers and Shrek?
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Bobby Bones
Mike Myers.
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Eddie
Correct. Lunchbox. Which Mike is best known for? His host on Dirty Jobs, his hosting work on the show Dirty Jobs. Mike Rowe. Correct. The category is superhero actors. Eddie, which actor played Clark Kent in Superman in the 1978 movie? Christopher Reeves. What? What's the name? Christopher Reeves. You're trying to say two things. Trying to say two things at once. I'm just saying that I need you to say the name of the actor, and I'm have you spell his last name if you do that. No. Christopher Reeves. That's incorrect. Oh, no, it's Reeve without an S.
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Bobby Bones
What?
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Eddie
What? Did I say that? Oh, my gosh. 50. 50 chance. You did try to cheat the system. I like that. Hey, that's good. Going to be Abby or Lunchbox here? Abby. Superhero actors. What actor played Hawkeye in Avengers?
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Bobby Bones
Really not my forte at all. In Avengers. Hawkeye.
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Eddie
His name is.
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Bobby Bones
Chris Pratt.
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Eddie
Incorrect. You've been bo. That is Jeremy Renner. Oh. Over to Lunchbox for the win. But if he gets this wrong, we're all back in. You're all back in with Speed Round. Yes. Come on, baby. Who portrayed Black Panther in the MCU before passing away in 2020? Oh. What is that guy's name? Who portrayed Black Panther in the MCU before passing in 2020? Wakanda forever. Yeah, keep doing that. Wakanda forever. I feel like Eddie's openly rooting against Lunchbox big time. O gosh. What is his name? He was a good actor, man. He really was. Rest in peace, Black Panther. Oh, it's not Michael B. Jordan. He's the new one. He was in the movie. Jeff Dunham. Wow. How did you get that? That's crazy. That's the guy with the puppets, isn't it? Jeff Dunham. I have no idea. Chadwick Boseman. Wow. And Michael B. Jordan was in. Yeah, that's why I knew he was in it. But he's not a him. Huh? He's not the Black Panther. Like he was, right? Like, that's what I'm saying. That's all I can think of. I heard he's not a him.
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Bobby Bones
The him?
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Eddie
No, no, the guy I was trying to guess. You can bone me, right? Go ahead, bone him. You've been boned. Wow. Wow. Wow. Three people are in Speed Round. Wow. You'll get three questions buzzing with your name. Okay, here we go. Famous movie. Fictional cities is the category. What Fictional city is the home of Superman? Eddie Metropolis. Correct. The category Is word problems. Speed round. If a train leaves the station every 30 minutes for five hours, how many trains will depart during that lunchbox? 10. Correct. Oh my gosh. Wow. It's fast, dude. Okay, Amy's clapping game now. That was a clap from Amy. Yeah. Four lunchbox. Yep.
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Bobby Bones
Well, Eddie, you're my biggest competition. Whoa.
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Eddie
Excuse me. When's he on this season?
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Bobby Bones
Sorry.
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Eddie
He is. Next up, the category is Famous vehicles. I love it. What's the name of the vehicle that Scooby Doo and the gang? Eddie the Mystery Machine. Correct. Winner.
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Bobby Bones
What's up?
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Eddie
Singing. It's the anonymous. Hello, Bobby Bones. While I'm working full time, juggling all the responsibilities at home and still trying to be the best mom I can be, my husband thinks it's perfectly fine for him to meet up with friends several times a week and even spend the weekend golfing. He acts like I'm selfish if I even suggest a girls night out and insists my focus should stay on work and family. I feel like I'm a slave. And he doesn't see the problem with his double standard. How do I get through to him? Signed wife. Reaching a breaking point. You used to be a wife. What do you think?
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Bobby Bones
Yes, I feel for her. This sounds like she's in a pretty unhealthy relationship. Like he.
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Eddie
He sucks.
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Bobby Bones
He. Yeah, I was going to say sounds pretty terrible. So go ahead and just.
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Eddie
He sucks.
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Bobby Bones
Figure out a plan. I think communicating is step one, trying to get help. Like if he can't see from your point of view and, and, and want to help you feel good about your relationship, your friendships and that he's being totally selfish, then maybe there needs to be a third party involved so he'll get some insight elsewhere. And if not, then you either have to have radical acceptance that this is your life and this is who you married, or you need to create change. And that might mean more drastic measures.
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Eddie
So what I would say first is he sucks. But two, you've let him suck for a long time, that he just thinks this is normal now because there's going to be something uncomfortable that has to happen. Either you have to uncomfortably confront this situation. It's going to be really difficult because you're going to fight and it's going to be hardcore and there may be something terrible or like Amy said, you may have to accept it. But I don't think this is behavior that just happened. Like all of a sudden it was like, okay, now I think I'm going to go hang out with my friends and you have to Stay home. This is a behavior that has been accepted for a long time, and he probably thinks it's normal. That's my point. He probably thinks it's.
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Bobby Bones
Obviously. Does. He said what? Like, you're. This is just your role.
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Eddie
So it has gotten to this stage, and it is going to be hard either way. Either it's going to be hard with you changing it, because that is going to be difficult for everyone because there will be massive fights, or it's going to be difficult for you because you have to live this life because you're not going to change anything. Anything else in the middle is just going to keep you in a perpetual state of being upset and resentful. And that might actually be the worst of all.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah.
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Eddie
So this sucks. Step one. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. Unless you can get him to go to therapy.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah. I mean, he's not going to hear you through a simple conversation between the two of you.
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Eddie
He's not. They would have already heard it. Yeah, he'd have heard it because she's brought it up.
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Bobby Bones
Okay, well, then. Yeah, now. Okay. Next step is third party. Like, and it's a. If. If that's something that y' all can do. I mean, saving your marriage, because it's. That's it. You're either losing yourself to this guy, or eventually you're gonna have to lose the relationship, because that's what's happening here.
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Eddie
Whatever you decide is going to be really hard.
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Bobby Bones
Right.
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Eddie
Because this is also something that just didn't happen yesterday. It's taken a long time to make it this way, and it's gonna take a long time to change it. So it's gonna be really hard because you're gonna have to figure out how to have a new relationship or no relationship at all.
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Bobby Bones
Because, honestly, the way he's speaking to you is unacceptable.
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Eddie
I agree. Like, he sucks, Eddie. I mean, I will say that about as a golfer dad. Look, 15 years ago, I was kind of like, this dude. Yeah. Where? Like, because I grew up with, like, my. My dad and his brothers and my uncles. Like, that's just kind of the culture of, like, we get to stay out all night and you get to go to bed with the kids. So I thought that was normal. What my wife did was amazing, though. She was like, okay, fine, I'll do it, too. And it was hard for, like, the first few months.
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Bobby Bones
She'll do it, too.
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Eddie
Yeah. She would go out and she'd be like, all right, now I won't tell you when I'm coming back and be like, whoa, that's not. That'. Unacceptable. What about the kids? Well, this is when we only had one kid, so it was like, whoever stayed home had to be with that kid. But it was that hard lesson of like, oh, I finally see what it's like to be on the other side of this, and I don't like it. So I changed my ways. So your recommendation as being the. The former dude is almost stand up to this guy and be like, all right, if that's how you want to live your life, let me. I'm going to do the same thing too. It's hardball, but, man, it opened my eyes to it because I didn't realize I was acting that way. Whatever you do is going to be hard, but the hardest of all things that you do will be do nothing and be resentful the rest of your life. That'll be the hardest. And it feels like short term, the easiest, but that'll be long term, the hardest. Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah. Good luck. Good luck. Let us know how it goes. Commit. That's all I'm going to say. Commit to whatever your decision is. All right, there you go. Close it up, Bones. Morgan's sister had her baby, which is great. So congratulations, Morgan, sister. Wow. But she was in labor 24 hours. Yeah. That's pretty good. Wild. Okay, so what does that mean? When you're in labor 24 hours, are you the whole time going and, like, pushing for 24 hours? No.
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Bobby Bones
So she got induced at like, 7:30 the night before. And that means that they're preparing for baby to come. So, like, there's a whole. I'm not going to get into details of it, but they start doing things to induce that baby to come out of you.
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Eddie
Okay. I'd like to ask a question about that. Can you tell me? Because I've never looked this up. When they induce, is that like a. A needle injection? Is it like a karate chop somewhere?
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, there's a balloon that goes.
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Eddie
Oh, wow, that's crazy.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's called a folly balloon.
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Eddie
Wow.
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Bobby Bones
And it helps.
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Eddie
I don't know the science of it, but that's cool.
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Bobby Bones
Is it always that I feel like my sister got like, a needle in her back. It's. That's the epidural, and that comes later. Oh, she got the epidural. Oh, this is being induced. Oh, I get it now. Okay. Yeah. My brain wasn't registered. Like, you can come running in your water Breaks and you give a bab baby pretty quickly. But if you. She was a week past her due date and the baby was still not coming, and they were like, we have to move this along.
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Eddie
That's crazy. I'm now reading it. A deflated balloon tipped catheter. And they gently apply pressure. Wow. Science. That's crazy. That's crazy.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah. My sister said it was as uncomfy as you would imagine it to be.
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Eddie
I wonder, because I get really, like, my stomach gets messed up and constipated. They could do that on the other side of me.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, that would be like a suppository.
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Eddie
Yeah. Induce that with a balloon, though.
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Bobby Bones
I don't think you want it.
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Eddie
I don't. I don't think so. Okay, so 24 hours. So they induce her, and then what, she just sits well.
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Bobby Bones
And then they found out that she has high blood pressure, which. It has a name. Preeclampasia. I know I'm gonna say that wrong, but that's a common thing. And so she had high blood pressure. They rushed her to the hospital, and then she's sitting there kind of waiting. They had to use magnesium to bring her along. They're doing all these different meds to just hope the baby stays healthy as she continues to, like, level out her blood pressure to be able to get ready to have this baby.
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Eddie
So she wasn't pushing for 24 hours.
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Bobby Bones
She ended up pushing for three hours.
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Eddie
That feels like a long time.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah.
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Eddie
I mean, I've sit on the toilet for equal, but I don't feel like those are equal. I feel like, what's a little worse than the other? Yeah. So you weren't there?
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Bobby Bones
I wasn't there, no.
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Eddie
And everything good.
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Bobby Bones
Yes. Mama's healthy, baby's healthy. And I didn't get to find out the gender. She didn't even want to tell me the gender or the name until I arrived. She wanted it all to be a.
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Eddie
Surprise back in Kansas.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, because I'm going home this weekend to see her, and that was like, gonna be the big surprise reveal because nobody knew up until birth.
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Eddie
I didn't know that's how they induce labor. I learned something here. Neither did I. That's super interesting. Longest labor your wife was in, Eddie, My wife was never in labor because they were all C sections, dude. It was like, show up at 9am here's the baby.
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Bobby Bones
But what about that time you.
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Eddie
He doesn't want to go through that. The 11th time. Don't want to talk about that anymore. In 12 days. Why do you get in trouble when you get home? No, I don't. But the story is just kind changes as we talk about it and I. It just hasn't changed. It doesn't change one bit. You were riding passenger. Your wife was driving. She was going to have the baby. You made her stop by McDonald's on her way to have the baby. Yeah, see, I don't think she was driving. I don't remember that part. Okay, fair enough. How long is your wife? It was 17 hours. Whoa. Yeah, like water broke. 10:00pm and then she didn't have the baby till 3:00 clock in the afternoon the next day. They ever just go boom, bam, boom, baby? Oh, yeah, sometimes. Well, the next two were induced, so the second one, like, I mean, when she started feeling contractions, it was 22 minutes. Baby was out. I mean, whenever we read those stories about McDonald's bathrooms. Bamboo. Yeah, big bamboo. Like that's the way you'd want to do it, right? Am I wrong? Scuba? Is that the way you want to do it? The bing, bam, boom. Yeah, like you. It's like, oh, water broke. We're in the. Okay, push. Yeah. All of a sudden it's out. Oh my God. Yeah, because my wife for one was C section so quick. Second one, I think about 12, 15 hours. And the third one was about 24 hours because you're sitting there the whole. I mean, I'm complaining, but my wife was actually doing a lot more of the work. Did you take a nap?
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Bobby Bones
All the work? She was doing all the work.
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Eddie
Yeah, I'm saying do all the work. Well, I was an assistant. I was there helping her breathe and keeping her calm and playing the music and stuff. Okay, if it's 17 hours, do you take a nap? No, I feel pretty bad. Well, the second kid my wife's pretty pissed me about because I was doing a lot of emails and answering phone calls and taking sales stuff. Did she drive to the hospital? No, no, I drove, I drove her. You were working? I was working. And she's pretty. She hasn't let me live it down. She's pretty pissed about it. But the third kid, I fully devoted time to her. I mean, was your mindset that you were there for 17 hours? So what else are you going to do? Exactly. Yeah, and it was a busy time. I just started this job and so I was still trying to prove myself. And so I kind of felt like I needed to work in order to keep the lights on. For the record, I didn't tell him he needed him. No, no. This wasn't anyone. This is my own doing of me feeling like I have to be there and also be there.
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Bobby Bones
Huh.
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Eddie
Yeah. I'd recommend against that. Yeah, I know. I know you would. Yeah. Morgan, congratulations to your sister.
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Bobby Bones
Thank you.
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Eddie
I hope you have an awesome time back home. Want to win cash while watching sports? All it takes is three simple steps. Download the Better app, pick more or less on player stats, watch the games and win some cash. It's that simple. Better Picks is available in 33 states, including Texas, California and Georgia. Show Download the Better app today. That's better. B E T R and get a free $10. No deposit necessary. Must be 21 or older. In a jurisdiction where Better Picks operates. Terms and conditions apply. Better Picks Sports just got better. My name is Ed. Everyone say hello, Ed. From a very rural background, myself. My dad is a farmer and my mom is a cousin. So, like, it's not what do you.
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Bobby Bones
Get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago.
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Eddie
I just normally do straight stand up, but this is a bit different.
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Bobby Bones
On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear.
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Eddie
On 22 July 2015, a 23 year old man had killed his family and then he came to my house.
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Bobby Bones
So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand up comedy and murder take center stage. Available now. Listen to Wisecrack on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, my name is Enya Umanzor and.
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Eddie
I'm Drew Phillips and we run a podcast called Emergency Intercom. If you're a crime junkie and you love crimes, we're not the podcast for you, but if you have unmedicated adhd.
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Bobby Bones
Oh my God, perfect.
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Eddie
And want to hear people with mental illness psychobabble.
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Bobby Bones
Yes.
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Eddie
Yes. Then Emergency Intercom's the podcast for you. Open your free iHeartRadio app. Search emergency intercom and listen now. I'm Dr. Scott Barry Kaufman, host of the psychology podcast. Here's a clip from an upcoming conversation about exploring human potential. I was going to schools to try to teach kids these skills and I get eye rolling from teachers or I get students who would be like, it's easier to punch someone in the face. When you think about emotion regulation, like, you're not going to choose an adaptive strategy which is more effortful to use unless you think there's A good outcome as a result of it, if it's going to be beneficial to you. Because it's easy to say like. Like you go blank yourself, right? It's easy. It's easy to just drink the extra beer. It's easy to ignore, to suppress seeing a colleague who's bothering you and just, like, walk the other way. Avoidance is easier. Ignoring is easier. Denial is easier. Drinking is easier. Yelling, screaming is easy. Complex problem solving, meditating, you know, takes effort. Listen to the psychology podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine that you're on an airplane and all of a sudden you hear this. Attention pass passengers. The pilot is having an emergency and we need someone, anyone to land this plane. Think you could do it? It turns out that nearly 50% of men think that they could land the plane with the help of air traffic control. And they're saying like, okay, pull this. Until this, pull that. Turn this. It's just. I can do my eyes closed. I'm Manny. I'm Noah. This is Devin. And on our new show, no such thing, we get to the bottom of questions like these. Join us as we talk to the leading expert on overconfidence. Those who lack expertise lack the expertise.
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Bobby Bones
They need to recognize that they lack expertise.
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Eddie
And then as we try the whole thing out for real. Wait, what? Oh, that's the run, right? I'm looking at this thing. See? Listen to no Such thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you you get your podcasts. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.
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Bobby Bones
So there's a guy, Michael Sherman. He happens to be a firefighter in Texas. Shout out for that. But this. Tell me something good has nothing to do with him being a firefighter. It has to do with him being a dad. He and his wife just found out they are expecting a baby girl. And why this is huge news is, in his family lineage, a girl has not been born in 108 years.
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Eddie
It's all boys. One hundred and eight.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah. His wife is due in March and they're planning to check and see if they might be breaking a Guinness world record.
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Eddie
Or is it even his? Oh, no, no, I know, I know. That's what I would think. First I was like, oh, there's a. Take the test.
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Bobby Bones
The last girl to bear the Sherman name was Orabelle Sherman. Michael's great.
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Eddie
What's her name?
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Bobby Bones
Ora Bell Sherman.
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Eddie
Never even heard that name. For old people. That's a Long time ago.
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Bobby Bones
It's Michael's great great aunt, and she was born in 1917.
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Eddie
How crazy is that? There's not been a single girl. All boys. All boys. But a little bit you'd be like, is this my kid? Because. Right. It's not our thing. We don't do that. 100 years is quite the sample size. Yeah.
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Bobby Bones
That's a great story. It might pop into your head, but. No, but it's probably not. And baby, Baby girl is doing March.
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Eddie
That's an awesome story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something. I'll go first. Amy, did you know Tom Brady not only drafted to play in the NFL, he was also drafted by the Montreal Expos, the former Major League Baseball team, back in 1995.
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Bobby Bones
I didn't know that.
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Eddie
He was drafted in the 18th round of the MLB draft, but he decided to stick with his plan to go play at the University of Michigan to play football. So Tom Brady, we don't think of him as being, like, a great, pure athlete because it was kind of slow as a quarterback.
- [26:20]
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
- [26:20]
Eddie
But drafted in baseball and eventually in football. There you go. That's fun. You're up.
- [26:25]
Bobby Bones
Waffle House has its own music label, like its own legit in house record label, and it's called Waffle Records.
- [26:33]
Eddie
What artists are on Waffle Records?
- [26:35]
Bobby Bones
They've been producing songs since the 1980s.
- [26:37]
Eddie
And funny hash brown songs.
- [26:39]
Bobby Bones
Their music plays inside their restaurant, and the tracks range from country to pop, all about hash browns, waffles, and diner life. One of the most popular tracks is called There Are Raisins in My Toast.
- [26:53]
Eddie
There are raisins in my toast There are raisins in my toast.
- [26:56]
Bobby Bones
I mean, I just made up that beat. It could be. There Are Raisins in My Toes by Danny Jones.
- [27:02]
Eddie
Do you know that Gary Garcia has a song called Saturday Night in my place, and that's on the Waffle House label? All right, Eddie, so this is crazy. You know how bears hibernate? Well, while they hibernate, they don't eat, they don't drink, they don't pee, they don't poop, and they take part of their bedding. This is kind of gross. And plug their butt that way. They don't poop the entire time. They're hiding. Oh, that's how they don't poop. If they plug it up. That was interesting. I never knew that. That's crazy. Did you know you can't get legally married in Ohio if you have syphilis?
- [27:37]
Bobby Bones
What?
- [27:38]
Eddie
Because.
- [27:39]
Bobby Bones
Because Then you're gonna do it and spread it.
- [27:41]
Eddie
Well, just to that other person, though. You can't get married in Ohio if you have syphilis. I always wondered why people would go like, well, we got our blood test back. We're good to get married. What does that have to do with anything? I never took a drug test, blood test. Never took it. Never had to. Yeah, but that was always the thing on television. Yeah. They would say, it's like, you take your blood. I was like, why? What about the blood, dude? How embarrassing is like, all right, we're getting married. And then they're like, hey, you guys never got married? Yeah, I have syphilis. Get married at the altar. Do you? Excuse me. This just in. Oh, Chris has syphilis. I'm not able to do this. That sucks. All right, lunchbox. I'm gonna save your life. If you're ever stranded, you know, in the wilderness in a desert, and you've always heard, oh, drink your urine. It'll keep you hydrated. Don't drink your urine. It has so much waste that the body is trying to get rid of. And all the salt will make you more dehydrated than before, so you just got to suffer. Yeah, I wouldn't think of doing that. It's the only thing you got. But now you're trying to convince us again. He's like, don't do it. And now he's arguing for it. I'm so confused. Doc Martens were invented by a German doctor named Dr. Kloss Martin after he hurt his ankle skiing. This is in 1945. And he needed a more comfortable shoe for him just to wear. So Dr. Klaus invented a shoe, and then people in his town started wearing it, and then boom. Doc Martens are world famous.
- [28:58]
Bobby Bones
Interesting.
- [28:59]
Eddie
Yeah. Grunge Amy Morgan.
- [29:01]
Bobby Bones
So pregnant women, they can be allergic to their own skin during pregnancy. Causes rashes all over. You got itchiness.
- [29:09]
Eddie
And how is that possible?
- [29:10]
Bobby Bones
It's because of hormone imbalances and a lot of changes happening in your immune system. So you can just be super itchy while you're pregnant.
- [29:17]
Eddie
Did not know that. The six countries with the most English speakers. How many can you name? United States. That's one. Yep. England. That's. No. What? England is seventh.
- [29:29]
Bobby Bones
Huh.
- [29:30]
Eddie
The six countries with the most English speakers. US at one. China. No.
- [29:35]
Bobby Bones
Canada.
- [29:35]
Eddie
No.
- [29:36]
Bobby Bones
Mexico.
- [29:37]
Eddie
No.
- [29:39]
Bobby Bones
Australia.
- [29:40]
Eddie
No. No.
- [29:42]
Bobby Bones
Japan.
- [29:42]
Eddie
No. What are big countries?
- [29:44]
Bobby Bones
Russia.
- [29:45]
Eddie
No. All day. No. No.
- [29:48]
Bobby Bones
Iceland.
- [29:49]
Eddie
Oh. India. Number two. India. Yes. Nice job. Oh, they speak English. Of course, dude. It's mostly a Population thing. So many people there, and a bunch of them speak English. Nigeria at 3, Pakistan at 4.
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Bobby Bones
Is this because this is where all the scammers live.
- [30:04]
Eddie
Number five is Indonesia. Number six, Philippines. They have to learn English. They do have to learn English to scam. It's always kind of weird. It's, like, not exactly right.
- [30:12]
Bobby Bones
What are they called? The Farms or the.
- [30:14]
Eddie
Like, the bot farm type?
- [30:15]
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
- [30:16]
Eddie
Yeah. There you go. That's Fun Fact Friday. Fun Fact Fact Friday. Drum roll, please. Well, everybody, this is my labubu. Oh, there it is. That's bigger than I thought. That is big. Smaller than I thought. Oh, my God.
- [30:32]
Bobby Bones
That was the exact size I thought it was gonna be.
- [30:34]
Eddie
Okay, you know exactly.
- [30:36]
Bobby Bones
It's pinker than I thought.
- [30:37]
Eddie
No, it's red. It's kind of pink.
- [30:40]
Bobby Bones
Bobby, you can't take that to an Arkansas game. It is not red.
- [30:43]
Eddie
It's red with, like, a little fade. No, that's not pink. I don't even hate pink. I don't hate pink. But this is my labubu. His name is Labobo. Oh, Lebo Labo, the Labubu. I named him this.
- [30:54]
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
- [30:54]
Eddie
Do you think it's cool to have a labubu?
- [30:56]
Bobby Bones
I think it's cute you have a pink one.
- [30:59]
Eddie
I don't mind the pink part.
- [31:01]
Bobby Bones
Well, you wanted to take it to an Arkansas.
- [31:03]
Eddie
It's red, and he's weathered because he's been working on the field. Oh, is that it? He's got a whole backstory.
- [31:07]
Bobby Bones
Okay.
- [31:08]
Eddie
Yeah. It's been on the weather, of course. Okay.
- [31:10]
Bobby Bones
All right. Well, then.
- [31:11]
Eddie
Cute. I thought it was gonna be bigger. I got the box, and I was like, what is this in the mail? Because I know pretty much everything coming to my house because I order it, right? So I open it up, and I'm like, I don't remember anything that should be this size that I've ordered.
- [31:22]
Bobby Bones
Morgan. And I told you the size of your hand. Yeah, hold it up.
- [31:25]
Eddie
That's about the size of your hand. My hand's so much bigger than that.
- [31:28]
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
- [31:29]
Eddie
Hey, I got. I got big hands, so. Yeah, this is my labubu, and I was gonna take it. I don't know if I'm going to the Arkansas. Maybe I will. I still. Tomorrow. I don't know. And you're gonna put that on your back. No, no, you can't put that on my belt. No, no, no, no. You know, you're telling. Won't think me wearing the labo is cool. I don't think. No, I Don't think anybody's going to think that's cool.
- [31:47]
Bobby Bones
I mean, I guess some women might be like, oh, look, there's a labo.
- [31:50]
Eddie
But no, there's lebo the labo.
- [31:52]
Bobby Bones
Oh.
- [31:53]
Eddie
So I just want to share this with you guys and get your thoughts on it. I mean, like, 50 bucks.
- [31:58]
Bobby Bones
You're cute in person.
- [32:00]
Eddie
I mean, you do you. Man. No, don't. Do you. Don't go in public with that on your belt. On your. Does it have little hands? Yeah. That's kind of cute. It's got little hands. I know.
- [32:09]
Bobby Bones
It's definite. I hadn't seen one in person yet. I've only seen them online, and they are cuter in person, I must admit.
- [32:14]
Eddie
And face. Is that hard or is that soft? Oh, that's hard. It's hard. Is that on the field? It's got to be hard to.
- [32:20]
Bobby Bones
So it's also a weapon.
- [32:22]
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to show this. It's my show and tell for the day, but I feel like you guys are not reacting the way that I hoped you'd react.
- [32:28]
Bobby Bones
Well, I just definitely need you to know that is not red. And I don't think you should.
- [32:33]
Eddie
I mean, I don't think the color matters. He has a labubu.
- [32:37]
Bobby Bones
The red. If it fit the Arkansas red color, then maybe he could get away with it.
- [32:41]
Eddie
Yeah, that's the thing. You kind of expected it to be red, and we're here to tell you it's not.
- [32:44]
Bobby Bones
It's definitely pink because I don't think you can see that with your eyes.
- [32:48]
Eddie
I feel like I'm just taking strays. All like. Or being honest with you.
- [32:51]
Bobby Bones
No, that's not hate towards your color blindness. That's fact.
- [32:55]
Eddie
If somebody loses a little color because they've been working on the field, I'm not going to judge them for it. Little fade. Yeah. This is. Anyway, it's my labubu. Is this a kids thing? For the most part, or adult women?
- [33:05]
Bobby Bones
I think it's a woman thing.
- [33:06]
Eddie
Oh.
- [33:07]
Bobby Bones
Or a feminine man thing.
- [33:11]
Eddie
My tracks.
- [33:11]
Bobby Bones
I don't know how to describe it. I. I haven't seen a lot of men with it, but a lot of women and children. Yes.
- [33:17]
Eddie
What about naming the labubu? I did. Yeah, I know. Is that a common practice? I don't know. I'm not a common person. Okay. How many men do you know in their 40s that have a labubu? Zero. Have you ever seen a labubu until I brought one in? No, no, Exactly.
- [33:30]
Bobby Bones
Only online.
- [33:30]
Eddie
Exactly. So if you see me out, and I got Labobo with me. Be like, what up, Lobo? It's time for the good news with Bobby. Last week, Marianne Stevens and her husband went to an Eagles game. And so they got super excited. During the game, her husband lost his wallet, and he's in the stadium. Doesn't know where he lost it. Couldn't find it. Wasn't right under his butt in the stadium. They left. Just couldn't find it. Luckily, an employee named Christina found it after the game. She discovered the couple's hotel key card inside the wallet, started calling Hilton locations because she had his name, called the Hiltons all in that Philadelphia area, and that's how they tracked them back.
- [34:20]
Bobby Bones
Wow. She called the hotels above and beyond.
- [34:23]
Eddie
Yeah. That's a great one. This is an Eagles employee. Oh, yeah. They should shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Good point. Cowboy fan over here thinks Eagles fans are all wrong and bad, that I don't think that would have been my move.
- [34:33]
Bobby Bones
If you call a hotel and you say, like, say, Bobby, you're staying in a hotel, can I call a hotel and say, is a Bobby Bones staying there? And.
- [34:41]
Eddie
Yeah, but what you can do is say, hey, I found a wallet of this person, and if somebody by that name happens to be there, would you have them call me? Oh, because they have the ability to reach out to you if they did lose a wallet. Okay, so that would be it. But I don't need. No, don't call any hotels. I'm at. All right. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Wake up, wake up in the morning. This wig's next bit, and Bobby's on the mic, so you know what this is? This is the Bobby Von Stone, the morning Corny.
- [35:38]
Bobby Bones
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
- [35:42]
Eddie
What?
- [35:43]
Bobby Bones
One requires oinkment and the other requires tweetment.
- [35:47]
Eddie
That's funny. I forget. Swine is pig. That was the morning Corny. Yeah, I hear you oink. No, I get it. For me, I hear swine flu. I don't. I don't think a pig immediately. Do you guys? Yeah. Yes. I guess I never called a pig a swine. It should be called pig flu, then we would know. Yeah, because monkey pox was named after monkeys. Oh, yeah. Bird fluted birds. Like, let's just call the animal what it is. That's a pretty good one. I. I hear you snorted as a joke. It's kind of been your thing, though. You've had a snorty laugh.
- [36:21]
Bobby Bones
I know I got a DM from someone saying that it's a lately that they like me on the show, but lately I've been doing some weird snort thing and it's really annoying on the air or on podcasts, like as a listener. And I thought, oh, I've snorted for as long as I can remember, my whole life. It doesn't happen. Like, obviously I just snorted as part of that joke. But when I laugh, I snort. Not every time, but I can't control when it's gonna happen or not. I don't know. My mom snorted. I snort. You know, I've done it since day one on this show and I did it before I was ever on the radio. So I don't know. I'm sorry if it's annoying.
- [37:00]
Eddie
We're not annoyed. I'm not annoyed. Yeah, you just wanted a whole deal.
- [37:03]
Bobby Bones
Well, because I got a DM and I guess I. It hit harder knowing that they were a loyal listener that actually likes me and they felt like they needed to let me know. Like if you're a hardcore hater, then it's almost like, okay, you're a hater and this is like, hey, FYI, listen forever.
- [37:17]
Eddie
Like you, but you keep snorting.
- [37:19]
Bobby Bones
This is annoying.
- [37:20]
Eddie
Keep snorting, keep snorting, keep snorting.
- [37:27]
Bobby Bones
Are you doing.
- [37:27]
Eddie
What are you doing?
- [37:28]
Bobby Bones
Smiling? Yeah, I'll be there.
- [37:37]
Eddie
That's the easy note. Do the hard note.
- [37:39]
Bobby Bones
I'll be there. I don't know the words though, because I can't. I don't know.
- [37:48]
Eddie
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- [38:28]
Bobby Bones
You get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago.
- [38:37]
Eddie
I just normally do straight stand up, but this is a bit different.
- [38:41]
Bobby Bones
On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear.
- [38:46]
Eddie
On 22 July 2015, 23 year old man had killed his family. And then he came to my house.
- [38:59]
Bobby Bones
So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand up comedy and murder take center stage. Available now. Listen to Wisecrack on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, my name is Enya Umanzor and.
- [39:21]
Eddie
I'm Drew Phillips, and we run a podcast called Emergency Intercom. If you're a crime junkie and you love crimes, we're not the podcast for you. But if you have unmedicated adhd.
- [39:35]
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God, perfect.
- [39:36]
Eddie
And want to hear people with mental illness psychobabble. Yes, yes. Then Emergency Intercom's the podcast for you. Open your free I Heart radio app, search Emergency Intercom and Listen now. I'm Dr. Scott Barry Kaufman, host of the Psychology Podcast. Here's a clip from an upcoming conversation about exploring human potential. I was going to schools to try to teach kids these skills and again, get eye rolling from teachers. Or I get students who would be like, it's easier to punch someone in the face. When you think about emotion regulation, like, you're not going to choose an adaptive strategy which is more effortful to use unless you think there's a good outcome as a result of it, if it's going to be beneficial to you. Because it's easy to say like. Like you go blank yourself, right? It's easy. It's easy to just drink the extra beer. It's easy to ignore, to suppress seeing a colleague who's bothering you and just like, walk the other way. Avoidance is easier. Ignoring is easier. Denial is easier. Drinking is easier. Yelling. Screaming is easy. Complex problem solving. Meditating, you know, takes effort. Listen to the Psychology podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine that you're on an airplane and all of a sudden you hear this.
- [40:52]
Bobby Bones
Attention passenger. The pilot is having an emergency and.
- [40:58]
Eddie
We need someone, anyone to land this plane. Think you could do it? It turns out that nearly 50% of men think that they could land the plane with the help of air traffic control. And they're saying, like, okay, pull this. Until this. Pull that. Turn this. It's just, I can do my eyes closed. I'm Manny. I'm Noah. This is Devin. And on our new show, no such Thing, we get to the bottom, bottom of questions like these. Join us as we talk to the leading expert on overconfidence. Those who lack expertise lack the expertise.
- [41:28]
Bobby Bones
They need to recognize that they lack Expertise.
- [41:32]
Eddie
And then as we try the whole thing out for real. Wait, what? Oh, that's the Runway. I'm looking at this thing. See, listen to no such thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast tests. You zipped up your stomach?
- [41:48]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I was trying on pants, trying to find my outfit for I heart and have been trying on like tons of clothes. And next thing you know, my zippers like caught in my skin.
- [41:57]
Eddie
Oh.
- [41:58]
Bobby Bones
Near my belly button. And I don't even know how this happened, but I'm like, oh, gosh, it was so painful. But then when I unzip it, I realized that it broke the skin. So there was blood and then there's blood on the pants. And I wasn't planning on buying them.
- [42:12]
Eddie
They weren't your pants. They were.
- [42:13]
Bobby Bones
No, I was at. I was at the store trying on clothes and then got blood on the pants.
- [42:18]
Eddie
I have a question, like, was there nothing between your, like you and the pants?
- [42:25]
Bobby Bones
Understand my skin.
- [42:26]
Eddie
Okay.
- [42:27]
Bobby Bones
Because they're up high, they're high waisted. High waisted pants.
- [42:29]
Eddie
Saying, why were you putting on jeans without wearing underwear?
- [42:31]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I had underwear on.
- [42:32]
Eddie
Yeah.
- [42:33]
Bobby Bones
Okay, so what do you do if.
- [42:35]
Eddie
You bleed on something that's not yours?
- [42:37]
Bobby Bones
I know Eddie probably thinks my underwear goes up to my belly button, but it doesn't. Well, so I bought the pants. I bought the pants. They were cute enough.
- [42:47]
Eddie
Did you want the pants?
- [42:48]
Bobby Bones
Not I. The pants I will be able to wear. I'm not going to wear them to I heart festival, but. So no, I probably wouldn't have bought them, but I was like, well, these will be cute enough for something else because I blood on them. And can I go to the sales clerk and be like, I zipped up up my. My stomach in the pants and it broke blood and now I've got blood on these pants that you now need to sell. It just felt. I just wanted to avoid the awkwardness and being awkward. I feel like I could show y' all the. My skin on my belly button, but then I have to undo my pants. And that feels weird, but it's just the weirdest thing I'm.
- [43:20]
Eddie
Can I show you this bug bite to my legs while we're at it? We're good.
- [43:27]
Bobby Bones
It's just all the clothes I've tried on my entire life. I'm 44 years old and I've never zipped up pants and broken skin like that.
- [43:36]
Eddie
It was you in a hurry. Like, what was the deal?
- [43:38]
Bobby Bones
I mean, I was kind of over it at that point. So I was just trying to like, try on all the things and. I don't know, just fluke accident.
- [43:48]
Eddie
Sorry about that. No, but seriously, this bug bite, I don't know if it's. Let's see it. You jump on your desk. I put my foot up on the desk.
- [43:56]
Bobby Bones
I mean, it wouldn't be totally inappropriate for me to show y'.
- [43:58]
Eddie
All. It's not like it's fine as boys. Boys a lot of times in their life at some point zip themselves up in a pant. Amy.
- [44:07]
Bobby Bones
So what?
- [44:07]
Eddie
Usually they're. They're bad. They're. We'll call it their bag.
- [44:11]
Bobby Bones
Well, that I would. So y' all are not wearing underwear?
- [44:15]
Eddie
Sometimes boxers have holes in them. Yeah, it just depends. Just depends. Have we all. Has it happened to every single. It's happened to me. I've zipped up the bag.
- [44:25]
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
- [44:26]
Eddie
Like a little. Where it scratches the skin. Yeah. Yeah. I was a kid. I was like 31. Yeah, you were a kid.
- [44:34]
Bobby Bones
You're. I'm thinking I'm not a girl, but not yet a woman. What would that be for y'?
- [44:42]
Eddie
All?
- [44:42]
Bobby Bones
I'm. I'm not a boy.
- [44:45]
Eddie
I'm 31, not yet a man.
- [44:47]
Bobby Bones
Ow. That seems so painful. Yeah. Okay. I didn't even think about how y' all have to worry about that.
- [44:56]
Eddie
When did you do it? High school. High school. I feel like it was. I. It's almost like Amy's too. I think it was a rental. I think it was like one of the rentals, one of the dances, you know, and they weren't my pants, so I didn't know how like, big the zipper was. Man, that freaked me out. Yes.
- [45:14]
Bobby Bones
Abnormal zipper sizes or any other mental lunchbox.
- [45:18]
Eddie
Not that I remember ever zipping it up in there. No. Scooby, ever zipped yours up? Yeah, one time before prom at my girlfriend's house and in the bathroom and they had to come in and look at it and see rental pants. Rental pants. There's something about Mary. Guys, he's doing something about Mary. I believe this. I'll be accident. Raise it up. Happened to you? Yeah. And I think it was the same earlier on. It's when you realize, don't rush down there. Yeah. Take it slow and easy whenever you're zipping up. Yeah. Precious car.
- [45:54]
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Raising a boy is so interesting because my son is so particular about how things look down there. I guess now. And he's getting.
- [46:06]
Eddie
To let Amy talk about her son in this way. Cuz I wasn't my mom talking about how I wanted things to look down there. There. Way to stop. Thank you.
- [46:14]
Bobby Bones
I'm talking about in shorts or pants, like, with the zipper, like, he's like, I don't want to wear that. It look. It feels weird. It looks weird. And I'm like, no, these are nice dress shorts. This is what you have to wear to dinner. Like, you can't wear athletic shorts everywhere. And he's like, I just don't think he likes maturing.
- [46:31]
Eddie
Stop her. Stop her. Stop. Stop. I would deal, Peter. That gets us out, but that also. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. So we'll just. We'll just go to song.
- [46:38]
Bobby Bones
Whatever.
- [46:39]
Eddie
Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day. This story comes to us from Florida. A woman was mad because another neighbor was parking in front of her house. Didn't like it. Annoyed with it. Been asking her, hey, can you not park in front of my house? Finally, she had enough. She's like, I'm gonna go vandalize her car. So she put on a hot dog costume. So she would be going incognito. Goes out toilet paper, puts some eggs on it. But the neighbor recognized her. Just her face was sticking out of the hot dog. There's nothing incognito less incognito than a hot dog. That's just gonna, like, bring attention to anybody around the car doing anything. Eddie had a car parked in front of your house. Lunchbox also had a car parked in front of your house. Right, But I didn't do anything about it. Like, I didn't confront the wooden. No wiener costumes. No, no, nothing like that.
- [47:27]
Bobby Bones
You thought about it, though?
- [47:28]
Eddie
Oh, I confronted. I mean, the car in front of my house had weeds growing through the tires like vines. It had been there so long. I don't feel like you confronted. I. You gently nudged, and when they didn't allow the nudge, you said, yes, sir. No, no. I said, hey, man, like, when are you going to move this car? You said, it's going to be two days. Remember the audio? Yes. And he. His voice was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, don't make me put on my high do. My voice was so authoritative in that confrontation. I don't know about that. Good. Okay. There you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day, Bones. Here's a voicemail from yesterday. Question. My photographer has a videographer with it.
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Bobby Bones
And they had just had an opening, the cancellation date of my wedding.
- [48:13]
Eddie
I'm curious.
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Bobby Bones
I know Bobby had a videographer. I Believe Raymundo did. I'm just curious, is it worth the extra thousand dollars to do it for your wedding day?
- [48:23]
Eddie
Let me know on the show.
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Bobby Bones
Thank you.
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Eddie
Bye, guys. Here's the advice I would give you about your wedding. Set a budget and then stay within that budget. Pick what's most important inside that budget. If you already have a budget and it's an extra thousand dollars. No, if it's within the budget and you think that's important. Yes. But I'll also say this. We had the whole thing videoed. We watched it like one time. But it's good to have, I guess, in case we're ever called to court. Like, did you get married? I'll put you in prison. Yes. Here's the video. It's good for clips to post on social media, but if it's not in the budget, don't do it. And don't go into debt for a wedding. Have a small wedding. That's the thing I could say the most. I think everybody would say that, right? Yes, it does feel like it's super exciting. But also, I'm talking to people who maybe their parents are gonna pay. I don't know. Caitlin's parents didn't pay for ours. I paid for ours. Yeah. If the bride's dad's gonna pay, like, let them run it. Let her in, man. Get two cameras. I don't know how real that is anymore.
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Bobby Bones
I think it's still there.
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Eddie
You do? Mine paid. Yeah, but again, that's 15 years ago.
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Bobby Bones
I know, but I still think it's. Still think it's there. I mean, I would say majority of my friends who've been married in the last year, the.
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Eddie
So still a thing.
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Bobby Bones
They paid. Yeah.
- [49:29]
Eddie
I would feel so weird about asking my parents.
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Bobby Bones
You're old. You got married. Older, though. And also, accepting money from other people has always been difficult for you. Like, I don't. Difficult in that. You just would never allow it. Like, have you ever accepted money from anybody that you didn't work for?
- [49:44]
Eddie
I would just not eat. Dude. Your father in law would have flipped if you. If you would have said, like, you're paying for this. He sees Ronnie Dunn. I didn't pay Ronnie Dunn. I didn't pay Ronnie Dunn. Do I have to pay him? My advice for your wedding would be, if you have the thousand bucks in your budget and you think that's something worthwhile, do it. Do not go above your budget for it. Also, as an aside, you can find somebody much cheaper. They may not be as good, but you don't need Steven Spielberg shooting your wedding, you can find somebody much cheaper. Just get online. Hey, I got 500 bucks. Will somebody come and shoot some video for my wedding? There'll be a hundred kids, college kids, go, I'll do it. That'd be my advice. There. I have this. So speaking of weddings and photographers, this professional photographer shot a wedding a month ago and then that couple got divorced. This is Rachel Stone. Something wild happened to her after the bride and groom she took pictures of at their wedding got divorced right after they got married.
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Bobby Bones
If you photographed a bride and groom.
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Eddie
On their wedding day and when they.
- [50:44]
Bobby Bones
Signed their contract, it said that you.
- [50:47]
Eddie
Have a three month turnaround time until.
- [50:49]
Bobby Bones
They'Ll get their photos back.
- [50:50]
Eddie
But a month into their marriage, they get divorced and the bride reaches out to you, rage quitting about how she wants her money back because she got.
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Bobby Bones
Divorced and that you did such a terrible job and how bad of a.
- [51:05]
Eddie
Photographer you are, threatens to sue you.
- [51:10]
Bobby Bones
And then three years later is engaged to another guy and DMs you to have you do her photos.
- [51:19]
Eddie
So I see why the guy divorced the woman, right? Because first you're like, well, maybe they found out some stuff just didn't work out. No, no, I see why the dude opened his eyes and was like, I'm not being with her anymore. So here's the deal. If you go and you shoot this wedding and in the contract and says you have three months and it's with, it's before three months, you're all good, you did the work. For somebody to think, I want a refund on the money we gave you, even though you did the work because of a decision that I made, that's a bad person. So yes, you should be paid for your work. Even if they get divorced now, if you missed a three month window, I think now there's a conversation. But if contractually you have three months for the turnaround and then it's four months, maybe you don't maybe get your money back.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, maybe.
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Eddie
What kind of person gets married, gets divorced or annulled, and then gets re engaged again in three months to somebody different?
- [52:12]
Bobby Bones
Three years?
- [52:12]
Eddie
Yeah. Oh, it was three years. Three years.
- [52:14]
Bobby Bones
I heard three years. Did y' all not. Am I crazy?
- [52:17]
Eddie
In my head, I felt three months. In my head I felt the craziest thing ever because she's nuts.
- [52:22]
Bobby Bones
Three months was the photo time turnaround. But I think she's now, so. So I'm seeing it as like, look at all this time has passed and she's circling back like Forgetting that she treated me like crap and is now asking three months.
- [52:32]
Eddie
But you could be right. Would you play that again?
- [52:34]
Bobby Bones
Three years later, is engaged to another guy and DMs you to have you do her photos.
- [52:41]
Eddie
Good ears. Because I heard months. Because I thought, Ms. Chick's crazy. She may not be that crazy then. Three years.
- [52:46]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, she's definitely crazy because she's going back to a person that she demanded a refund from because they did a terrible job. And now she's gonna ask her to do the photos again.
- [52:55]
Eddie
She's still pretty crazy.
- [52:56]
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
- [52:57]
Eddie
You do not owe her any money. You do not owe her a refund because you did the work right, everybody. Yeah, yeah. But also, don't pay a thousand bucks for a videographer you don't have.
- [53:07]
Bobby Bones
Wait, no, I think that that's a good. I. I don't know prices these days.
- [53:11]
Eddie
I said if you don't have it.
- [53:12]
Bobby Bones
Oh, yes, if you don't have it. But I don't think that's a bad rate. I think they can be.
- [53:16]
Eddie
Well, I'm not talking about what the good rate is. I'm saying if you don't have it or if it seems a little too expensive, you can always find cheaper. You may not get the same quality, but you can always find cheaper. Stay in your budgets on the weddings, man. That's what I would say. Unless somebody else paying for it, then, like Eddie said, go crazy. Let her rip.
- [53:31]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you mentioned Bobby, like, prior to is what's most important to you. So put that like our flowers mean a lot to you, then that has to be at the top. Or if your cake is something you've dreamt of, like, that has to be at the top. Or your dress, like, you have to prioritize.
- [53:43]
Eddie
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