FRI PT 1: Easy Trivia...With A Wrinkle! + Eddie's Scammer Getting Him In Trouble At Home + A Fun Fact Proves Bobby Right + Bobby's Case Of A Missing Car

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Date: August 29, 2025
Episode: FRI PT 1: Easy Trivia...With A Wrinkle! + Eddie’s Scammer Getting Him In Trouble At Home + A Fun Fact Proves Bobby Right + Bobby’s Case Of A Missing Car
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show
Host: Bobby Bones, with Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Abby, and Morgan

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Overview

This Friday episode delivers high energy and a variety of segments, from a competitive round of Easy Trivia (with new rule changes) to hilarious real-life stories about scams, listener advice on relationships, fun facts, and bizarre personal mishaps. The team also shares odd news stories and light-hearted debates, keeping their signature witty, irreverent tone throughout.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Easy Trivia – With a Twist

(02:40 - 09:27)

• New Season, New Rules: Bobby announces a change in elimination—now, only the player with the lowest score gets kicked out each round.

  “Whoever finishes last in points gets kicked out for now on.” – Bobby (03:58)

• Players: Eddie (defending champ), Amy (returning from illness), Lunchbox, Abby.
• Gameplay: Questions range across U.S. Presidents, music, NFL, famous Davids, and more.
• Notable Moment:
  • Abby stumbles on “Beyoncé's fanbase” (“Queen bees” instead of “Beyhive”).
  • Eddie and Amy face head-to-head in grade school math and science; Eddie wins again after Amy misses "what part of the body has the most bones?" (hands, not feet).

  “Amy, what part of the human body has the most bones?” – Bobby
  “Was it the foot?” – Amy (09:09)

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2. Advice Segment – Relationship Red Flags?

(09:23 - 12:59)

• Listener Letter: Anonymous woman feels burdened always planning dates with her boyfriend, wonders if this is a red flag.
• Bobby’s Perspective: This isn’t a red flag but rather a “love language mismatch.”

  “This is very much a love language mismatch.” – Bobby (10:30) “If you're thinking about red flagging him, you need to red flag you.” – Bobby (10:55)

• Amy on Self-Sabotage:

  “Sometimes we sabotage out of fear.” – Amy (12:11)

• Resolution: Need for direct but compassionate communication about differing expectations.

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3. Eddie's “Scammer” Text Saga

(13:00 - 17:07)

• Catchup: Eddie’s been receiving texts from “Judy,” a likely scammer who won’t quit texting suggestive messages late at night.
• Studio’s Take: The team tries to bait the scammer into revealing themselves; Eddie jokes about potentially being on a scammer “hot list.”

  “I think they've sent Eddie's number out to other scammers going, this guy's live.” – Bobby (15:02)

• Eddie’s Real Problem: His wife is getting annoyed by the whole debacle.
• Debate: Could it possibly be a real lonely woman? Odds set at “1%” by Bobby.

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4. Fun Facts & Trivia Lightning Round

(23:27 - 27:54)

• Astrological Signs Debunked: Bobby shares a study with 20 million couples showing astrological signs have zero scientific bearing on relationships.

  “If you love it, it's fun to do. But if you're somebody who's like, Die Hard believing and you want to fight people over it, get out of my room.” – Bobby (24:19)

• “Zarf” Revealed: Amy blows minds with the trivia that the sleeve on a coffee cup is called a “zarf.”
• Queen Bee Facts: Lunchbox is obsessed with bees - queen bees lay an egg every 43 seconds.
• Origin of “Whole Shebang”: Morgan shares it comes from Civil War shelters.
• Scallops Have 200 Eyes: Eddie claims he might never eat them again.
• “My Bad” Says a Hoops Legend: Bobby credits Manute Bol with popularizing the phrase from a language mix-up.

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5. Wild News Stories & True Crime

(27:54 - 32:20)

• Man Fakes Own Death to Run Off With Online Lover:
  • Faked drowning, used e-bike, moved money, ended up in Uzbekistan.
  • Lesson: Just get a divorce!
• Fake Dentist Arrested: Woman using nail glue as dental adhesive and offering cheap veneers out of a beauty bar.

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6. Good News Moment & Real Heroes

(22:31, 32:20)

• Listener Josh's Charity:
  • Started a Facebook group raising funds to fix strangers’ cars.
  • First recipient got $1380, car fixed!
• Beach Boy Saves Swimmer:
  • Delaware teen (not a lifeguard) uses his boogie board to rescue a stranded swimmer.
  • Lunchbox stunned to learn Delaware has beaches.

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7. Bobby’s Missing Car Saga

(47:13 - ~51:00)

• The Story: After a tour of a Hyundai plant, Bobby’s rental car is missing from airport valet.
  • He wanders the lot clicking keys, even gets given a different (famous person’s) car by confused attendants before finally getting his real ride.

  “I'm literally just walking around...clicking the clicker and I'm like, what are you doing?” – Eddie (48:20)

• Takeaway: Trusting valet blindly is risky, and celebrity car confusion is real.

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8. Suppositories & “Smartest Idiot” Debate

(51:45 - 59:43)

• Amy confuses “suppository” spelling, thinking it was “Z-pository.”
• The team riff on silly (and anatomical) misunderstandings.
• Group debate: Would you rather be the “dumbest smart guy” or the “smartest idiot”?

  “Would you rather be the dumbest of the smart guys or the smartest of the idiots?” – Bobby (55:17)

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9. Is Morgan ‘Extremely Intelligent’?

(56:03 - ~60:30)

• Bobby describes Morgan as “extremely intelligent,” causing Lunchbox and others to challenge the claim and debate what qualifies as “extreme intelligence.”
• Discussion evolves into supportive and competitive team banter about life choices and personal adulting.

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10. Corny Jokes & Michael Jackson Facts

(34:30, 35:11)

• Morning Corny:

  “What do you call a large monkey walking through a minefield? Baboom!” – Amy (34:30)

• MJ’s Birthday:
  • Five wild facts about Michael Jackson (including buying Neverland, a grocery store fantasy, and his “anti-gravity” lean shoe patent).
• Name Game: The gang tries (and mostly fails) to name top “Mikes” and “Michaels.”

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11. Odds & Ends

• Bobby’s tips for fantasy football, college football schedule chat, and some closing chatter about movie re-releases in theaters.
• “Bonehead Story of the Day”: Man arrested for faking being drunk in a ditch—just as a prank. Reminds Bobby’s team of their own childhood fake-fight pranks.

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Notable Quotes

• On Red Flags:

  “If you're thinking about red flagging him, you need to red flag you. Because this is very much a you thing.” – Bobby (10:55)

• On Scammers:

  “I think they've sent Eddie's number out to other scammers going, this guy's live. We can get him.” – Bobby (15:02)

• On Smart/Dumb Dilemma:

  “Would you rather be the dumbest of the smart guys or the smartest of the idiots?” – Bobby (55:17)

• On Astrology:

  “People who believe this as a science, I have no room for you in my life.” – Bobby (24:19)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:40 – Easy Trivia starts, new rules explained
• 09:23 – Listener letter about relationship red flags
• 13:00 – Eddie’s ongoing scammer saga
• 23:27 – Fun facts and trivia round
• 27:54 – True crime news: faked death in Wisconsin
• 32:20 – Good news moments
• 34:30 – Morning Corny
• 35:11 – Michael Jackson “wild facts”
• 47:13 – Bobby’s missing rental car story
• 51:45 – The suppository (“Z-pository”) debate
• 55:17 – Smartest idiot/dumbest smart guy debate
• 56:03 – Is Morgan extremely intelligent?
• 62:10+ – College football, closing chat

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Tone & Language

• Conversational, witty, fast-paced, and occasionally irreverent. Listeners are treated as part of an insider crew, with lots of recurring jokes, friendly teasing, and openness about personal mishaps and opinions.
• The chat moves quickly between segments, with a balance of humor and meaningful life advice.

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Summary

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is packed with trivia battles, laugh-out-loud scam stories, thoughtful relationship advice, and the team’s reliably entertaining banter. Highlights include the new format for Easy Trivia, wild stories (from fake deaths to DIY dental “professionals”), quirky fun facts, and a spirited team debate on intelligence. The show underscores its blend of humor and heart, ensuring listeners feel both entertained and included – whether they’re tuning in for the first or hundredth time.

Transcript

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[A]

Transmitting across America.

[B]

This is the Bobby Bone Show. Let's go. Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio. Morning. We're gonna play Easy Trivia. Amy, when you were sick because the game goes on, Scuba Steve played for you and you lost. Eddie won. He's the champion. Amy, were you missing?

[A]

The crown counts for mine. I know. I just honestly was like, the game moves on.

[B]

I'm sorry, Amy, the game moves without you.

[A]

Scuba's. Wait, why did Scuba play?

[B]

He never gets to play. Would you pick someone else?

[A]

Well, I guess I just don't know his easy trivia acumen, skill.

[B]

We'll tell you, it's not good. Yeah, it was terrible. He missed the first question.

[A]

I believe the first first question is you're back in.

[B]

Not that. No, not that one. The real first question. The second first question.

[A]

Okay, so now it's a new season.

[B]

It's a new season and Eddie is in, and I have to kick someone out. Lunchbox is back in.

[A]

It's probably my turn to get kicked out because I kicked Eddie out. I'm sure.

[B]

Okay, here's myself a modification of the rule here.

[A]

What?

[B]

Because you two just keep winning, kicking each other out. Yeah. Yeah, I think if you finish second, you don't get kicked out. It's. It's somebody third or fourth or the person with the least amount of wins got kicked out. Wait, I know, but rules change.

[A]

Kicked out.

[B]

No, it's okay. You shouldn't get kicked out. I wasn't going to kick Amy out, by the way.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Just because I think it fuels her when I kick her out. She's like, I'm the new rule dictator in chief here. New rule. Whoever finishes last in points gets kicked out for now on. Oh, last. Yeah, last in points. Fair enough. Yeah.

[A]

Well, I appreciate Morgan's never going to play.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I appreciate the pressure being removed because it's not fun to have to kick someone out either.

[B]

Oh, I like it. Oh, it really is. It's really fun. So Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox, and Abby. Is that who's in this season? Okay, well, let's. Let's let it rip here. Eddie has the tiara on. Let's play Easy Trivia. The category is US Presidents. Who was the first president Eddie? Of the United States. That's George Washington. Correct. Amy, who's the president now?

[A]

Trump.

[B]

Correct. Abby, what president said ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.

[A]

Teddy Roosevelt.

[B]

Wrong. He said carry a big stick.

[A]

Oh. Okay.

[B]

Yeah. But you know you missed it. It doesn't count. But if you miss it, from now on you'll hear this sound. There you go. You've been boo. I think it was walk softly and carrying a big stick. The quote attributed to him. But JFK is the one. JFK is the one.

[A]

Oh, yes.

[B]

What president was famous for a top hat and a beard? Lunchbox. Oh, that'd be my boy. Abraham Lincoln. All right. Here we go. Now all the chips are on the table. 000 number of championships total. Eddie? 10. Amy 6. But Amy is the winner of the grand championship. We did. I don't know what that was. Lunchbox has two. Thank you. All right. Music. Eddie. Who is the first American Idol winner? The very first. Kelly Clarkson. Correct. Amy. Who sings Wrecking Ball?

[A]

Miley Cyrus.

[B]

Correct. Abby. What's Beyonce's fan base called?

[A]

Her fan base? Lunchbox has given me the eye the beast.

[B]

Five seconds.

[A]

Queen bees.

[B]

What's Beyonce's fan base called? Time.

[A]

Queen bees.

[B]

Guys. Correct. You've been boo. Boy. Abby went down quick. What was it called? Like she missed both.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That was over 2. That's pretty bad.

[A]

So is it beehive or beyhive?

[B]

I think it's beyhive.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's what I meant. All right. What is Taylor Swift's fan base called? Lunchbox. Swifties. Correct. Category is NFL.

[A]

Oh, well, it's perfect.

[B]

Eddie, what does NFL stand for? The National Football League. Correct. Amy, how many points is a touchdown worth?

[A]

6.

[B]

Correct. Lunchbox. Who won the super bowl last? The Philadelphia Eagles. Correct. Well, the next one up. Famous Davids. Eddie. Which David is an American actor best known for playing Ross Geller on the TV show Friends? David Schwimmer. Correct. Amy. Which David is an American TV host who flew famously hosted the Late show for over 30 years?

[A]

David Letterman.

[B]

Correct. Lunchbox. Which David starred in Knight Rider and Baywatch? David Hasselhoff. Correct. Next category. Three remain. The answer starts with the letter M. Helena is the capital of what state? Eddie? Helena. Is that Montana? Yeah. Helena. Montana. Correct. Amy, what large animal is native to North America and has large antlers?

[A]

A moose.

[B]

Correct. Lunchbox. What Disney movie is about a young woman who disguises herself as a man to take her father's place in the army? In the army. H. The sizes are so the only M. Y know. I'll go with Moana. Oh, God. She was so close. You've been. Boo. The answer is. Milan. Milan. Oh, I don't know what that is. Two remain. Shocker. Eddie and Amy. And the category is Grade school math.

[A]

Oh, my beer.

[B]

I'm out. Eddie, what's 12 times 4? Oh, boy. Don't write anything down. What do you mean you can't write? There's no writing. There's no writing. Oh, shoot.

[A]

Oh, I. I doodle all the time.

[B]

No writing on an answer, though. Okay, hold on. Especially when it's something you could use, like math. Okay, 12. 24. 12 times 4 is 5 seconds. 48. Correct. Oh, I had to count that one out. I'd never counted so fast. Amy, what's the square root of 81?

[A]

9.

[B]

Correct. Next topic, High school science. That's better to remain. Eddie, what does the H stand for in H2O? Hydrogen. Correct. Amy, what part of the human body has the most bones?

[A]

Shoot. I feel like I've heard this before and now I don't know. Was it the foot?

[B]

Is that your answer? Yeah, close.

[A]

What is it?

[B]

The hands.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Cupid bow.

[A]

The hands are more than the foot. My grandma had all the bones of his feet removed.

[B]

Oh, I want you. You're the champ. It's the anonymous in hello, Bobby Bones. I've been with my boyfriend for almost three years. I can't help but notice that I'm always the one putting energy into planning things. Date nights, weekend trips, even something simple. The responsibility always is on me. He's a great guy in other ways. He's caring, dependable and fun. But he lacks initiative. I've tried dropping hints, but I don't want to always have to be the hint dropper. Could this be a red flag? Signed, waiting to be surprised. Okay, this is not a red flag. What you said. He's a great guy in other ways. Caring, dependable, fun. If you red flag this guy, you're looking to red flag a guy, period.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, man. Yes.

[A]

You're looking to red flag fun like so.

[B]

I'm not saying he doesn't have his flaws. This doesn't even sound like a fault. This sounds like a flaw. We all have our shortcomings. That doesn't mean that you are not important to him. He shows his love in different ways. This is very much a love language mismatch. Now, it doesn't mean everything's a mismatch, but this is a love language, a communication mismatch. You receive love through someone planning things. Those are acts of service type things. He shows love through being caring, dependable and fun, which, you know what those raid over the other one. So the first thing that I would say to you is, if you're thinking about red flagging him, you need to red flag you. Because this is very much a you thing. This is one part of a great body of work from this guy. Sounds like a great guy. If you want to cut them, you just don't want to be with them. But this is not worth cutting them. You just have to understand that your love language is different and you're probably not doing the things that he likes. So there is more communication that needs to happen. But I think the first. Because it's easy to go just communicate. The number one thing that needs to happen with this communication is for you guys to understand that you value different things when it comes to this and have an understanding. My wife had to understand my love language. It's all gifts. I want to give them, I want to get them.

[A]

But then you. When also you wanted to understand hers.

[B]

Yeah. And she likes words and service, and so that doesn't come naturally to me.

[A]

But you try.

[B]

Yeah. And I do a pretty good job in it. And I feel at times like this is kind of dumb, but I'll do it. And she finds it to be extremely worthwhile of our time. Like, she loves it. So this communication has to happen. But if you want to break it off because of this, you just want to break it off.

[A]

Or you're scared of something and you're trying to get ahead of it. Yeah. Sometimes we sabotage out of fear.

[B]

Don't sabotage it. Hey, girl. Don't sabotage it. Sounds like a good dude. You need to have that. Talk about you have different love language. I'm not Mr. Love Language Guy. I don't be that lame dude. But that is a real thing, and I had to learn it myself. I love gifts. And my wife was like, why do I get your gift? You already have everything. I'm like, no, you don't understand the point of it.

[A]

So you like receiving gifts, and you also like giving gifts.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

So gifts are yours both ways.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Love to get people gifts. Love to get gifts. But I never got gifts and nor could I ever get gifts growing up. So that feels like the ultimate. Like, that's when somebody really cares.

[A]

They give you hardest person in the world.

[B]

Oh, it's so hard. I know. But that's the only way I know you love me. Yeah. Is if you give me something good.

[A]

Well, no, no, that's it.

[B]

I said what? I said love language.

[A]

If you try.

[B]

No, you gotta actually do It. That means you cared enough to put time into it to do it. Good luck with this, but this is on you as much as it is him. You guys figure it out. All right, close it up. So Eddie was getting scammed, and we said, hey, dude, that person asking you if you want to go to steak and have red wine, that's a scammer. And he's like, I don't know, man. No, her name's Judy. Found out her name was Judy. Yeah. You told her where you were from? Yeah. Arkansas. You lied? Yes. And where did she say she was from? California. Okay. She says, we're too far away. We're from California. And so that should have been the end of the scam. So what happened since then? Dude, we need to stop this. She won't stop texting me, like, at night. She's like, you up? No way. I promise. And I'm not convinced that she's not. Like, it's not a scam. Like, I think that it's just a lonely person now that wants to hook up. Okay, you take it a level too far. She doesn't know what you look like, so why would she want to hook up? That's a good point. I just think it's weird. Like, we've been doing this for how many days now? It's scam time. Like, it's time to, like, do you have a check? Send it to California. She's not asked for any money. Nothing.

[A]

I mean, you got to keep it going. It's definitely not a woman.

[B]

Yeah, well, I don't know if you got to keep it going.

[A]

He needs to keep it going until the scam hits.

[B]

Guys, I can't keep it going. My wife's just like, stop. Like, I don't even want to risk this. Who is this?

[A]

Guys, I kept it going with that guy in India for a while.

[B]

Yeah. But that's because we're trying to get him on.

[A]

And we got him on camera.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What's up with Judy, then?

[B]

Ask Judy. Say, hey, is there anything you need for me? No, I don't open it up for the scam, dude. I. I really want to end this, because this is. This is beginning to be a problem.

[A]

Why are you into her?

[B]

I don't. I haven't seen a picture yet. I was sitting beside Eddie, and we had been going through this process where Eddie's getting scammed, and we're like, don't fall for it, but say this to her. And so they're going back and forth, and then all of a sudden, Another message pops up from another unknown number. Yeah, I think they've sent Eddie's number out to other scammers going, this guy's live. We can get him. Which is probably what Judy is. Right. Like, so she's say, Judy's a scammer. Once she's got me on the line, I'm on some list now that she put me on and said, hey, I. This guy's easy. He's right. Yeah. What if you messaged her now and said, dude, I'm curious as to what you look like? No, I'd want to see what picture she would send you because it's not going to be her. Also, nobody named Judy is going to be sending hot pictures over text.

[A]

My mom was named Judy and she's.

[B]

Pretty hot, but she's not. She was too old back in the day.

[A]

Back in the day?

[B]

Yeah. She wouldn't have been texting hot pictures because there's no text messages.

[A]

Correct? Yes. But when in her glory days, there were no texts.

[B]

You know what a funny thing, too. Now the text comes up as maybe Judy now. No way. Like, it's already stored in my phone. So you didn't save it, but it just knows it's maybe Judy. Yes. Okay, so what did you send back? I haven't sent anything back. I'm looking for her number. Yeah, just say I'm curious as to what you look like. Here she is, last text. What are you doing? No way. At 11pm no way. What are you doing? Okay, so this is a day later. But also say, sorry I missed your text. Was asleep. Dude, we're just egging her on. This is not good. What if she is a lonely girl from California trying to, like, find a dude? Then it's awesome that you're talking with her. No, it's not. I'm a married man in Nashville. And then say to her, hey, just talking to my buddies. What do you look like? Do you have a picture? What do you. This is so dumb now. A lot of times he does this, we see the bubbles instantly. Okay? Because whatever bot farm she's in, like, somebody's standing by all the time. Dude, you're convinced she's a. She's a scammer?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like, is it. What's the percentage that she might be just a lonely person in California? One. Because I refuse to go zero. But it's not. It's not a lonely person in California. It's a scammer. Okay, well, what's funny too, is, like, you know, she was first trying to reach out to Jenny. That was the whole thing. Like, oh, this isn't Jenny. So did she forget all about Jenny all of a sudden? No, she's a scammer. Okay. And she moved on from Jenny in that storyline. So let us know if she hit you back. The text is sent and so far, no. No red message, nothing. What if you guys end up being great friends? No, we cannot be good friends.

[A]

Y' all could spend Thanksgiving together.

[B]

It's a dude also. It's a dude. You don't know that. I would bet you 96% of scammers are dudes. Oh, no, no. I understand that. That is a fact. And that's a scammer. So if that's a scammer and 96% of scammer are dudes, that's a dude. I'm surprised you're not going to give it 2% that that's a real person. It's a real person, but it's a real person. It's a scammer and it's a dude. A real lonely woman in California. Let us know if you get any sort of feedback, okay? Okay. College football is back. Do you think you know the game? Put your knowledge to the test with DraftKings sportsbook and turn your picks into big payouts. Here's something special for first timers. New DraftKings customers bet $5 and get $300 in bonus bets instantly. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. Use the code BONES. That's the code BONES. For new customers to get $300 in bonus bets instantly. When you bet just five bucks in partnership with DraftKings Sportsbook, the crown is yours. Gambling problem. Call 1-800- gambler in New York. Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY. That's 467-369 In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-78-9-7777 or visit ccpg.org Please play responsibly on behalf of Boothill Casino and resort. Kansas, IL 21 +. Age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void. In Ontario, bonus bets expire seven days after issuance. For additional terms of responsible gaming resources, see DKNG co audio. Imagine that you're on an airplane and all of a sudden you hear this.

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Listen to no Such thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[A]

Hi, I'm Jenica Lopez, and in the new season of the Overcover podcast, I'm taking you on an exciting journey of self reflection. Am I ready to enter this new part part of my life? Like, am I ready to be in a relationship? Am I ready to have kids and to really just devote myself and my time? I wanted to be successful on my own, not just because of who my mom is. Like, I felt like I needed to be better or work twice as hard as she did. Join me for conversations about healing and growth. Life is freaking hard, and growth doesn't happen in comfort. It happens in motion, even when you're hurting. All from one of my favorite spots, spaces, the kitchen. Honestly, these are going to come out so freaking amazing. Be a part of my new chapter and listen to the new season of the Over Comfort podcast as part of the Michael Tura podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hola, it's honey German. And my podcast, Gracias, Come Again is back. This season, we're going even deeper into the world of music and entertainment with raw and honest conversations with some of your favorite Latin artists and celebrities. You didn't have to audition.

[B]

No, I didn't audition. I haven't auditioned in, like, over 25 years.

[A]

Oh, wow. That's a real G talk right there.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We've got some of the biggest actors, musicians, content creators, and culture shifters sharing their real stories of failure and success. You were destined to be a star. We talk all about what's viral and trending with a little bit of cheeseme, a lot of laughs, and those amazing vivas you've come to expect. And of course, we'll explore deeper topics dealing with identity struggles and all the issues affecting our Latin community. You feel like you get a little whitewashed because you have to do the code switching.

[B]

I won't say whitewashed because at the end of the day, you know I'm me. Yeah, but the whole pretending and coat, you know, it takes a toll on you.

[A]

Listen to the new season of Gracias. Come again as part of my Cultura podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. So what happened to Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to.

[B]

There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy Dr. Car into a pond and left a.

[A]

Woman behind to drown. There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News, it's teddy escapes, blonde drowns. And in a strange way, Right, that sort of tells you the story really became about Ted's political future, Ted's political hopes. Will Ted become president?

[B]

Kappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.

[A]

And he's not the only Kennedy to.

[B]

Survive a scandal the Kennedys have lived in through disgrace, affairs, violence, you name it. So is there a curse? Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family.

[A]

Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

[B]

It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. All right, this is Josh in Georgia. Josh, what's your story, man? Good morning. Good morning, studio. Morning. All right, so thanks, guys, for taking the call. I appreciate that. So a few weeks ago, a buddy of mine named Brett from Missouri came talking about opening, doing a Facebook group to basically donate people money to fix their cars and things like that. So we talked about it over the last couple weeks. He finally launched it about a week and a half ago, and then we did our first raffle. Ish. Giveaway. Random giveaway for it. And in the first 24 hours, there was about 3,000ish people in the group. And the first 24 hours raised 1380 bucks for a guy named John whose car was broke down, and he needed the money to fix it. So I figured I'd reach out to you guys and give you guys and tell me something good, because that's kind of how I felt about it. It's pretty good. It's awesome. I got his car fixed.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Hey, nice job. Good job. Yeah, man.

[A]

Good.

[B]

Damn. Appreciate that. I got a tire. It's got a hole in it. Oh. Do you want to start a Facebook? I want Josh to kind of. Maybe you could help out with a fundraiser. Yeah, a little something for me maybe, you know, maybe. Maybe wet my beak a little bit. You know, Josh, great story, dude. That's awesome that you thought about that and that you're changing people's lives. I appreciate the call, man. But I appreciate you guys for taking a call. All right, Josh, see you later, man. Yeah, man. Bye. All right, that's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. We'll go around the room. I'll go first. Maybe the most fun fact of all time. I'll say it. I have it. Oh. A study of 20 million married couples found no astrological signs are more likely to wind up with any other astrological signs, nor does any astrological sign have anything to do with the health of the relationship. Okay, there it is.

[A]

That's not gonna be fun for people that are into that.

[B]

Well, you can be into it recreationally, right? People who believe this as a science, I have no room for you in my life. And that's research talking, right. 20 million couples. Which, by the way, if it's just a horoscope thing, that's awesome. If you love it, it's fun to do. But if you're somebody who's like, Die Hard believing and you want to fight people over it, get out of my room.

[A]

Like my friend said the other day, she's never dated a Capricorn.

[B]

I would eliminate the friend.

[A]

My. But I'm not gonna eliminate her as a friend eliminates my friend. Oh, he's a Capricorn. I've never dated a Capricorn before. This could be fun. Or something like that.

[B]

Okay, now it's not fun anymore. Segment's not funny. Brought me down. Amy, what do you have?

[A]

So the words zorf. Ever heard of it? Well, it's the sleeve on your coffee cup.

[B]

It's called a zorf.

[A]

Yeah, it's from the Ottoman Empire and originally referred to an ornate metal holder for hot coffee cups, since paper wasn't a thing yet. So the modern coffee sleeve, just like the one you get at Starbucks, that's called Zarf.

[B]

Wait, the sleeve, not the holder? No, the paper sleeve, not the. Not the round holder.

[A]

Zarf comes from the Ottoman Empire.

[B]

Yeah. So you think if we went to Starbucks and we said, hey, do you have any Zarfs?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They wouldn't know exactly where? They have no chance. I don't think they would know. Here's another one. I'll go off of yours a little bit. In English America, we say once upon a time. At the beginning of fairy tales in Korea, they start theirs and their once upon a time is in the old days when tigers Used to smoke. Whoa. That's once upon a time in Korea. In case you're ever in Korea and want to tell a fairy tale, don't do once upon a time do. In the old days when tigers used to smoke. That's cool. Lunchbox. In their prime, queen bees lay an egg every 43 seconds. Is your bee fascination really happening right now? Yeah, I'm just like, my kids are scared of bees, so I read facts to them, trying to get them to say, hey, look, bees are fun. Like, they're cool. Still not working. Anytime we see one, I mean, it could be 100 yards away. Oh, there's that bee. It's like, it's not even near you. Like, relax. What's your fact again? In their prime, queen bees lay an egg every 43 seconds. Wow. That is put. Now. It's a lot of eggs, Morgan.

[A]

During the Civil War, soldiers were ordered to build shelters to house large amounts of them, and they were called shebangs. So that's why we say today the whole shebang.

[B]

I did not know that. Oh, that's cool. I've never heard that one. Good one, Eddie. You know scallops, like the ones you eat at restaurants from sea. Like, the seafood? So they have 200 eyes.

[A]

Ew.

[B]

Like, isn't that crazy? I didn't even think they were living things, really. It looks like a. Just a. A circle of meat, but no, it's a living thing, and it has 200 eyes on them. Kind of creepy. Yeah. The things I get confused are scallops and scallions. I don't like either one of them. Me too. And then there's also a potato. Yeah. Yeah. What are those? What's the potato called? That sounds like a sketch.

[A]

Like, it's how you slice it.

[B]

What's it called?

[A]

Scallops.

[B]

See, there's too much out there. Scallops.

[A]

Scalloped potatoes, onions.

[B]

Hold on. Do it again. Scalloped potatoes. Scallions or onions and scallops? So there's scallops and scalloped potatoes.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. I've never Googled what a scallop looks like from the ocean. I don't like it.

[B]

It has 200 eyes on it. I heard that. Yeah, I bet. Wait, so there's a scallop. Potato and a scallop. I think it's scalloped. Scalloped it.

[A]

Like, you diced it. You scalloped it.

[B]

Right. But is it because it's in the shape of a scallop?

[A]

Maybe so. Never thought about it.

[B]

I never. I mean, that's a fun fact right there.

[A]

I don't know. Dang it.

[B]

I like, I just made it up. I mean, I just guessed it. That's not a fact, everybody.

[A]

I liked eating scallops and now I don't know that I can.

[B]

Here's a fun one. The expression my bad became popular because of a former NBA player named Manute Bowl. He didn't have a full grasp of the English language, so instead of saying my fault with something wrong, he would say my bad in that spread. That's so cool. Broken English turned into something very English. Like, I even teach my kids to say my bad. That's pretty cool. You're teaching a broken English. Yeah, from a new bowl. This story was wild. So this dude, Ryan disappeared. He went on a fishing trip in Wisconsin and was like, I'm dead. He didn't say that because he never showed up. People thought he drowned. And so turns out he faked his own death to leave his family. Now this is the update. This is audio from NBC News. Hit it. Prosecutors say he faked his own death to leave his family and be with a woman overseas that he met online. He's now been sentenced to 89 days in a county jail. The judge coming to that decision by saying Ryan Borkwart should be in jail for the length of time minus deception. You'll recall police spent almost two months searching through a Wisconsin lake upon which Borkwart had been kayaking just before he disappeared last August. He had been actually moving money to foreign banks. He had taken out a $375,000 life insurance policy and was communicating with a woman from Uzbekistan before vanishing. I love that song. Those Uzbekistan women, really. How do you. That feels like a Judy type thing. Like we're talking about a scammer thing. Yep. Like a scammer's been messaging him and he falls in love with her. But it was real, I guess. He went on this trip. He had a electric bike nearby, so I remember all this. He paddled a flotation device away from the kayak that he made look like he drowned. Got on the E bike that was stashed nearby. He then caught a bus to Detroit. He crossed the border into Canada. He got on a plane. This was like a video game. Investigator said he did. And he did all that money transferring. Yeah, that'll get you for sure. And offer a woman in Uzbekistan, we think a woman. But he's alive. I mean, dude, just divorce.

[A]

Yeah. For some people, they're just. It's not that simple.

[B]

You know what's not simple. All the flotation device, getting an ebike, stashing it nearby, going on a bus to Detroit, wiring money, moving to Ubekistan, and then you have to change your address to whatever Uzbekistan area code, zip code.

[A]

That is when people slowly poison their spouse and their coffee with like, but.

[B]

At least then they're dead.

[A]

I know, but I'm like, why not just get a divorce?

[B]

Yeah, I hear that. But then you may want the insurance money. This guy flipped over the flotation device, stashed a bike. Here's a woman arrested for unlicensed dental work. And she used nail glue to put veneers on victims teeth. This is from story Pass. Hit that.

[A]

Emily Martinez used nail glue. Yes. Nail glue to attach veneers to her victim's teeth. Back in January, we told you when she was operating the Tap in Beauty Bar under the alias Jasmine Martinez while presenting herself as a licensed professional. A licensed dentist will cost around twelve hundred dollars per tooth. While Martinez was offering a full set of veneers for a quarter of the cost. People think that because these advertisements are on Facebook or Instagram that they're legitimate advertisements. And a lot of the time, it's just a regular person that has no licensing, no experience, no education doing procedures like this.

[B]

So she should get in trouble. Yes, but if people are going to her, knowing that she's working out of a place called the Tap in Beauty Bar, you got to know that's not a real dentist. Yeah, if you're going Emily Martinez, dds, I think that's different. But, yes, you should get in trouble. But also, I think we need to look and see if people were actually. If they benefited from this. Like, is nail glue the nearest nail glue? It. Could it be a breakthrough glue that we don't know about?

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

Victims reported pain, infections and complications. Yeah, okay, maybe not Some needed emergency dental surgery. It's crazy. She had the confidence to do this, though. Like, to go, you know what? Today I think I'll take on dental. That's wild. So she's also in trouble. Which one's crazier to you? It's got to be Uzbekistan, right?

[A]

The guy.

[B]

Okay, it's Uzbekistan. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Last Saturday, there's a teenager swimming at the beach in Delaware. First of all, didn't know there was beaches in Delaware. But he's getting too far out. He's like, I'm tired. Can't swim back. And he starts yelling, help, help. Oh, well, There's a local kid who's known as a beach boy. Hangs out at the beach all day, grabs his boogie board, swims out to the dude and puts him on the boogie board and brings him to safety. So it wasn't a lifeguard, it was just somebody nearby. Yeah, it was just a local beach boy. I know. Yeah, you said. And once he got him to the shore, that's when the lifeguard showed up and helped. Hey, I'd like to ask a question, though. You didn't think Delaware had beaches? Had no idea. You know, it's on the coast. I mean, it's literally a coast state. Literally. Did not know that. Didn't I? I gotta be honest. Delaware, like New Hampshire, all that. Not really sure where they're all at. I think that's a bit fair if you're not from there, because they're all packed in tight. Yeah. Vermont. Like, I don't. I didn't think New Hampshire was a real estate forever. I went there. I didn't think it was real. I never made anybody from there until I went there. I was like, this place ain't real. I'm not even convinced. They didn't set it up because they knew I was coming. But yeah, Delaware is pretty awesome. They have beach. They have Dover. They do have. Dover was cool. We went to Dover. Where else do we go in Delaware things? Is Dover really? Yeah. I liked it, though. I like it. It was good. Shout out to the Beach Boy out there. Not the Beach Boys, but the Beach Boy who saved a life. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Wake up, wake up in the morning. And the dial just keeps on turning his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby V Stor. All right, over to Amy with the Morning Corny. The morning Corny.

[A]

What do you call a large monkey walking through a minefield? What about boom?

[B]

That's pretty good. That was the morning corny. That's pretty good. That's a plus. That's pretty good. I don't know about that. That's pretty good. Michael Jackson would have turned 67 years old today. He died at 50 years old. Here are five wild facts about the King of Pop. Number five, the two million dollar shopping spree. On a trip to Japan in the 1980s, he spent over $2 million in a single day on antiques and art. And you got to think that's the 80s. So that's like 4 to 5 million today.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

That's crazy. He was also obsessed with Peter Pan. And that's why he spent $35 million on Neverland Ranch. And 35 million then is like 60 or 70 now. He tried to buy Marvel Comics. He had a pet chimpanzee named Tito. Nope, that'd be his brother. Yeah, Bubbles.

[A]

Oh, yeah, Bubbles.

[B]

Bubbles lived with him at Neverland Ranch. Even accompanied him on tour. He had a patent. He actually held the patent for the anti gravity Lean shoe system, which in the video for Smooth Criminals when he does his famous lean. But the thing is, it was kind of like a nail on the floor. Okay, I was gonna ask, how did he do that? Yeah, it's kinda like a nail on the floor. And number one, he had a grocery store fantasy. He once rented out an entire supermarket, hired actors to play other shoppers so he could experience the feeling of shopping like an ordinary person. Which is pretty wild.

[A]

That one always makes me sad a little.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You have to go through those links just to feel a little normal.

[B]

Thriller almost didn't happen. The record label did not want to release Thriller as a single because they thought a 14 minute horror movie music video wouldn't work. He had the power, so he pushed for it and it became the most iconic video in music history. And I want to play a clip. This is Michael Jackson with me on the Bobby cast talking. I'm just kidding.

[A]

What?

[B]

Everybody, how did I miss this?

[A]

Like, he was dead when the Bobby cast.

[B]

Dude, that would have been awesome. Because we usually do these segments with. With clips of me interviewing them, actually. Bobby.

[A]

Yay.

[B]

Macaulay Culkin was just a friend. I did a list on Instagram, Amy, of the top nine greatest mics of all time, and Michael Jackson came in at number three. Do you remember anybody else who made the list?

[A]

Yeah. Yes, go ahead. Oh, no, that's the Eddie list. Because I saw Eddie Murphy. Mike.

[B]

Yeah, Mike. You have nothing.

[A]

I'm trying to think of Mike's greatest.

[B]

Mike of all time.

[A]

Oh, Mike Tyson didn't make it.

[B]

Eddie. Oh, didn't make it. Yeah, yeah. Mike. Guys. Michael Jordan. Michael. Michael Huckabee.

[A]

Mike Huckabee. Right.

[B]

Huckabee, man. He didn't make the list.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I did meet him once when I was a kid, though. Went to the art. Went to the governor's mansion in high school. Bobby cast. Yes. This is me on a Bobby cast with George Washington. Hey, Bobby. Michael Jordan at one.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Name another famous Mike. Oh, I got it. Michael Keaton didn't make it. You guys suck at mics. Dang.

[A]

Well, okay.

[B]

And also, you didn't look at my Instagram. That's what I'm most offended.

[A]

I keep saying Mike, and it's Michael. Michael. You got Michael Jackson. You got Michael Jordan. You got Michael Myers.

[B]

No, Michael B. Jordan. Number eight. Michael B. Jordan.

[A]

Nice. Good one, Eddie.

[B]

Mike the Miz at number two.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Number four. Michael Jackson. I had that. Michael J. Fox. Oh, man. Michael Bolton. Michael Phelps. Nickel Bolton made the list. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you're right. We suck at this because those are some good mics.

[B]

Mike Rowe, Dirty Jobs, that show.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Mike D. From the Beastie Boys. Dang, that was close. Mike D. Almost made the list. He almost made it. But Mike diamond from the Beastie Boys made it. So there you go. There's some Michael Jackson facts people think he's still alive because of. There's a hoax that I've seen on TikTok where he gets out of the coroner's van after the van pulls into, like, the. The building. Have you guys seen that video? Yes. It's shaky. They often are whenever it's a hoax. And a little grainy. It's very much like a Bigfoot video. A little shaky, little grainy. It's at night. But, yeah, Michael Jordan would have been 67 years old.

[A]

Michael Jackson.

[B]

Michael Jackson. Thank you, Bones. Imagine that you're on an airplane, and all of a sudden you hear this.

[A]

Attention, passengers. The pilot is having an emergency, and we need someone, anyone, to land this plane.

[B]

Think you could do it? It turns out that nearly 50% of men think that they could land the plane with the help of air traffic control. And they're saying, like, okay, pull this. Until this, Pull that, turn this. It's just. I can do my eyes closed. I'm Manny. I'm Noah. This is Devin. And on our new show, no Such Thing, we get to the bottom of of questions like these. Join us as we talk to the leading expert on overconfidence. Those who lack expertise lack the expertise they need to recognize that they lack expertise. And then as we try the whole thing out for real. Wait, what? Oh, that's the Runway. I'm looking at this thing. See, listen to no Such thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. American history is full of wise people. Walt Whitman said something like, you know, 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is glory.

[A]

Those Founding Fathers were gossipy AF, and they love to cut each other down.

[B]

I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history. And I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer. Hamilton pauses and then he says, the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it. Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My name is Ed. Everyone say hello Ed. Hello Ed. I'm from a very rural background myself. My dad is a farmer and my mum is a cousin. So like, it's not like what do.

[A]

You get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago.

[B]

I just normally do straight stand up, but this is a bit different.

[A]

On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear.

[B]

On 22 July 2015, a 23 year old man had killed his family and then he came to my house.

[A]

So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand up comedy and murder take center stage. Available now. Listen to Wisecrack on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you. Stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Jenica Lopez and in the new season of the Overcomer podcast, I'm taking you on an exciting journey of self reflection. Am I ready to enter this new part of my life? Like, am I ready to be in a relationship? Am I ready to have kids and to really Just devote myself and my time. I wanted to be successful on my own, not just because of who my mom is. Like, I felt like I needed to be better or work twice as hard as she did. Join me for conversations about healing and growth. Life is freaking hard, and growth doesn't happen in comfort. It happens in motion, even when you're hurting. All from one of my favorite spaces, the kitchen. Honestly, these are gonna come out so freaking amazing. Be a part of my new chapter and listen to the new season of the Overcome for podcast as part of the Michael Tura Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[B]

Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day. This story comes to us from elgin, Iowa. A 31 year old man had a great idea. He was sitting around his house, it's 5:30am he's like, you know what? There's a ditch down the road. What if I go lay in the ditch and act like I'm drunk and passed out? So he goes, lays in the ditch like he's passed out. Cars see him, they call 911 saying, hey, there's a dead body in the ditch, come get him. And they show up and he's like, nah, man, I was just playing a joke. So he got arrested for simulated public intoxication. I didn't know that was a crime. I know it's a crime.

[A]

Who knew?

[B]

Sounds like what you did though, when you were a kid where you guys would like gang fight. Oh, yeah, we would fake fight. So we'd put bandanas on. Like everybody would have a red bandana and one person would have a blue one. And then we'd go out in the middle of the street and we'd act like we're jumping them and leave the person laying in the street. When a car got about, you know, 100ft away and we'd all scatter and they'd get up and the car would think, oh my goodness, this person's getting jumped. They'd call the cops because somebody driving with a bunch of random small white kids and go, those are Bloods and Crips.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey. But when you see someone getting jumped in the middle of the road, it's pretty scary. Yeah, that. Yes, it's the bandanas. The red ones and the blue ones. Yeah, we probably didn't need the bandanas. We could have just jumped each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. There you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. We finished the show and we went down To Savannah, Georgia, yesterday. So as soon as we left our house, flew down, went to the Hyundai plant, which is massive. And they have those robot dogs. Didn't your ex husband used to work with those?

[A]

Oh, he has one at his work. Yeah, they have one.

[B]

They had two of those robot dogs. And the do inspect cars.

[A]

Oh, I thought they were like, guarding.

[B]

I wanted one for security. I went and looked how much they were. They're like $90,000.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

But they're so cool looking, man. They're crazy. And they look like little dogs. They look like the episode of Black Mirror. Did you guys ever see that episode? It's like two seasons ago. They predicted it, man. Yeah. And so that's what they are, so. But these two dogs are. When a car comes through that's like halfway built in the process, those dogs go up to it and scan all the things, and if everything isn't right, it goes back through the facility. Like, it's almost like, yeah, I just.

[A]

Started to choke the dog. Well, I did. I spent the ex husband, he brought the dog over to the house one night. And I did feel like how you could grow emotionally attached to it. Cause it did look like a real dog. And so I felt like if anything were to happen to it, I would be sad. But it's just parts and computer chips, so I don't know why I felt that way.

[B]

I think this is you leaning into. You could fall in love with your AI if you're falling in love.

[A]

No, I definitely couldn't. But I saw a clip. I think we talked about this couple, that guy that fell in love with his AI person, and his wife was like, she hasn't specifically asked him, like, will you please stop this relationship? Because I think she's scared if she asks that question, she will get a. I can't.

[B]

But also, like, who cares? They're not gonna love him back. There's no cheating. He can't put his wiener in the hole.

[A]

I. I don't know. He just said, like, literally, you.

[B]

I mean, there's nothing you can do except, like talk with an AI. You can't.

[A]

I just felt for her. I'm like, get out now.

[B]

Like, you don't think she already knew he was weird and susceptible of falling for that.

[A]

They didn't look susceptible to falling for that. I don't know. I don't know what that looks like, but they didn't look vulnerable to that.

[B]

That's kind of. That's a guy that falls in love with like an anime character. Oh, boy.

[A]

Well, yeah.

[B]

Right. That's the type of guy. So we go down to the plant yesterday.

[A]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

It's like. I forget the number. It's like 300,000 acres or something. You know what it was? I don't remember. 30,000 acres. Whatever it was, it's gigantic. You drive up on it. It's like Disneyland, the size. And we went in, and they have robots doing all kinds of stuff, people working with robots. It's crazy. So we do that, and we're there for, like, four or five hours. We fly back home, and I'd valet my car at the airport. So I land, and my car that I have right now is a rental because my other car got hit. And so while they're fixing it, they gave me a rental. And the rental that I have is a really nice suv. No free advertising. So they are like, oh, we don't really know where your car is. And I'm like, well, it has a rental tag on it. So maybe they thought it was a rental being dropped off.

[A]

Oh. And they took it to the.

[B]

Possibly. Because that's happened before. That happened the last time I was at the airport and did this. They gave it back to the rental place, and I was like, no, no, no. I didn't rent it from here. It is a rental car. But I didn't bring it to be dropped off. I just need it back. So I'd already been through that once.

[A]

That's funny.

[B]

So they say we can't find it, but we think we found the keys. And I'm like, okay. And Eddie's already gone. Everybody's already gone. And so I'm walking around the parking lot with these keys in the air, just hitting the button, trying to find any car to go boop boo. It's one, it's not my car. Two, it's black. So everything dark blue, dark green. Everything looks black to me because I'm pretty colorblind with dark colors. Finally, I see Eddie in his Jeep, driving, and he's like, hey, what are you doing? I'm just. I'm literally just walking around because he had his hand above his head, clicking the clicker, and I'm like, what are you doing? Trying to get anything. I don't even know the boop boop sound. I know it should go boop boop, but I haven't used it enough to know the specific it makes. Eddie goes, hit the panic.

[A]

Oh, alarm.

[B]

So I hit it. Nothing. It's the exact kind of car with the exact same rental place. I looked down onto the key because they write a name on it, and it was just kind of scribbled something odd. But I was like, I don't know what they wrote here. And it did say the name, the brand of the car, whatever, make, model, whatever. Can't find it anywhere. Eddie drives me around. We drive around for a little bit. Can't find it anywhere. I walk back into the place and I'm like, hey, this isn't my car. Or this is. I can't find the car. And they're like, okay, just hang out for a minute. We'll send somebody to go look for it. They take the keys, they run off, they. Here it comes, driving up, park it right in front. I get in. It ain't my car. It's somebody famous car, but it ain't my car.

[A]

How do you know it's somebody famous?

[B]

Because I know it's somebody's famous car.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

And so I'm like, this ain't it. I. I've only had this car for a few weeks, but I do know that the arrangement of the middle compartment with the holes where you put the cups and stuff is not exactly the same. So between that and the other things that I have realized, I'm like. I walk back in, I'm like, this is not my. You just try to give me a car that's not my car. Oh, man. And not only that, I kinda. I don't. I know who the person is. I know it's their car, and I'm like, this ain't it. So I give it back, and they walk back and like, oh, oh, we found the other one. They won't get. Get mine. Drive it right up. Oh, my goodness.

[A]

Well, that is, like.

[B]

It was so bizarre, dude.

[A]

I mean, crazy, but also not good that you almost got somebody else's car. Like, if you know that part, like, would you. I don't know that person.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know him.

[A]

If I were them, I'd be like, you almost gave my car to somebody else. Like, what? What the.

[B]

You didn't have anything in your car? Like. Yeah, that. Like a cup in the middle. Okay, so you had a cup in there. But the arrangement of all the holes in the middle, because it was completely different.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was like, this ain't it. And, like, there were little things in it, but. Yeah. So I almost drove off in somebody else's car. Oh, that have been bad. I mean, they wouldn't arrest me for, like, grand theft auto. No. Because they gave it.

[A]

No, it's obviously their fault, but they.

[B]

Yeah, but they lost the whole thing. And I really trust the valet. People like their doctors. Whatever they say goes. Sure, sure. I put it all there. I mean, we all give them our keys.

[A]

Take it.

[B]

That's true. But I did. That came back. I've been fighting this, Bug. I looked in the mirror last night and I was like, bug, we've been doing this for two nights. You're not gonna get me. I didn't sleep great last night, Bug. We've been going round and round. We've been battling. We've been battling.

[A]

So did it. How does it listen?

[B]

I'm not letting it get me. Good. I'm not letting it get me.

[A]

Do you need some of my ZPs? Suppositories?

[B]

Z positories.

[A]

My Z positories.

[B]

Z positories. Is it with a Z, I think.

[A]

It'S not Z unless you're putting them.

[B]

In your butt to make you sleep. A suppository is what you put in your butt.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm offering you.

[B]

You said Z pository.

[A]

Z pository. I thought it started with a Z.

[B]

I think it's an S. I'm pretty sure it's not a Z. I thought.

[A]

It was Z pository.

[B]

Now I need to make sure.

[A]

Dead serious. Zapository.

[B]

No, suppository.

[A]

Zapository.

[B]

I thought you had, like, one that made you sleep. They called it a Z. Posit. Like Z pository. That's pretty good.

[A]

So it's with an S, I guess. Honestly, I've never spelled it before in my life, so I have no reason to know that, nor have I ever read about them.

[B]

A solid medical preparation in a roughly conical or cylindrical shape designed to be inserted into the rectum or vagina to dissolve.

[A]

Right. I mean, it may say it on the pill bottle that it came in, but.

[B]

You put them in your V. No, I don't. I never put one in my V. Oh, no, no, no. I didn't know that.

[A]

Wait, you don't have a vlog.

[B]

I know, but I never put one in there, though.

[A]

But it's the B. Is it posi.

[B]

The B? Do you mean that? No, no. What he just read was, you can do it in that or the V. Oh, really? You can do the butthole or the V. Huh.

[A]

Could y' all do the P hole?

[B]

No, that's too small. I don't know. You've seen mine. It's kind of. It's kind of worn wider, like the National Geographic. They do, the earrings. They spread Their ears out. I've been stretching my pee hole for years now.

[A]

You can pee faster.

[B]

Just trying to get it bigger. That way, when I have to pee, it dumps out like a bucket.

[A]

Yeah, that's how you pee so fast. We just figured it out.

[B]

Yeah, I know. You can't really do that in your pee hole.

[A]

Okay. Well, also, we learned that spelled with.

[B]

An S. I think we all knew that. We thought you were sharing your brand.

[A]

Right.

[B]

You just have those laying around?

[A]

No, when I got the prescription last week or whenever it was. I mean, I got a lot, so I have some.

[B]

So you have to share.

[A]

Yeah, I have enough to share.

[B]

So we were talking about biggest mistakes we ever made, and a listener hit me up in the DMs, like, I don't understand what you're saying about when you were the high school football captain and you had to kick off twice. She was like, I don't think that's a thing. So in case I did explain it wrong, which I might have, I don't think I did, but I might have the captains. I believe for that game, I was the only captain. I went out by myself. They flip a coin. The other team won the coin toss. Now, you can choose to kick, receive or defer. That means you're just going to pick in the second half. And when you pick in the second half, that means you want to receive. So as the team that doesn't win, you have to go. We will receive. Otherwise, you'll be kicking both halves. You'll kick to start, and then they get to pick. So you'll kick at halftime. So all I remember is Coach Gandalf said, we want to play defense. That meant, if you win, play defense. And so I was like, we will kick. And the refs like, are you sure? I was like, yeah. So we kicked to start the game, but then since they deferred, they got to pick at halftime and they picked to receive. So we kicked and then we kicked, and then we only lost by one touchdown.

[A]

Yeah. And then your coach said, you're the smartest idiot I've ever met.

[B]

Not really. But, yeah, something like that. Something like that. Kind of smartest idiot. That would hurt.

[A]

Oh, well, like you're the.

[B]

Would you rather be the smartest idiot or the dumbest smart guy?

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, dumbest smart guy.

[A]

Well, you're idiot. It was an idiotic mistake. It was one idiotic move, not one.

[B]

Say it again.

[A]

Idiot.

[B]

What are the options? Would you rather be the dumbest of the smart guys or the smartest of the idiots.

[A]

Oh, the dumbest of the smart guys.

[B]

Smartest of the idiots. Because then you at least, like, rule smart. You rule, though, right? Your. Your group with the crew that I'm in? Yeah. I'm the smartest stupid crew. Like, they're running into each other. They don't quite know what's going on. But you rule that crew. Yes, but the other one is, like, you're just dumb. Like, no, no, no.

[A]

You're not the dumbest of the.

[B]

But that group. You're the dumbest of your whole group.

[A]

But you're smarter than.

[B]

You don't get to hang out with them. All the idiots are down there having a great time. You don't even see these. They're in. They're putting suppositories in.

[A]

But then I feel like you. You're. If you're around people that are smarter than you, you get to learn from them. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with that.

[B]

Okay. You'd rather be.

[A]

Who do you choose?

[B]

Well, I think I feel like here, I'm kind of the smartest of dumb guys.

[A]

Okay, suppository.

[B]

That was you. Wait, that was. That was you.

[A]

That's why I just said. I said it like. I said it like you with an S. I said it.

[B]

We all know that. I think Morgan is really smart. No, no, no. Extremely intelligent. Were you here for that?

[A]

No. I don't know what you're.

[B]

Oh, my God. You missed the craziest. You're going to love this.

[A]

Amy, what happened?

[B]

Go ahead, repeat it. I don't even remember. All I said was something to the fact of. I think Morgan's extremely intelligent or something like that. Extremely intelligent. And they. They stopped the whole show.

[A]

They were like, who's they?

[B]

These two. Heckle and Jekyll over there. They stopped the whole show. And they were like, that's not true. She's not extremely intelligent. I didn't ask them. I didn't say, do you think Morgan's smart? I just said it, and I was in the middle of something. I was talking. I think I remember my head just going like. Like what? Hold on. Because, Amy, what we thought was saying extremely intelligent is different than just saying Morgan is smart. Like, extremely intelligent is like, that's Echelon. Yeah. Jeff Bezos.

[A]

Like, look at Lunchbox with the word yeah.

[B]

See, I'm on. Thank you. No, my point was they stopped the whole show. I didn't say, give me feedback on this. I'm saying about Morgan. And then I went up. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

[A]

But they're just. Obviously they're jealous that you didn't say they are extremely.

[B]

Amy, would you ever refer to Morgan as extremely intelligent?

[A]

Morgan is very intelligent.

[B]

Extremely intelligent.

[A]

I don't use the word extremely.

[B]

Oh, God, here we go. But sure, it is a semantics game.

[A]

Because I said she graduated school early.

[B]

That's not.

[A]

She. All those are elements thinking, like, tech wise, she knows way more than you guys. Like, exactly. It may not be, like easy trivia type.

[B]

That's what she said.

[A]

But she said there are other things where she thrives.

[B]

So she's either. And there are other things that we strive in. Exactly. But we're never considered extremely intelligent.

[A]

Bobby, have you ever said they're not?

[B]

Go ahead. I don't have to see the smartest of the idiots. We were saying.

[A]

We're not saying that Morgan's not as smart also for what she's achieved, even just in her personal life, things she's done. No, I'm saying in comparison to.

[B]

She did edit her own magazine. Yes.

[A]

Well, yeah, but I mean, just.

[B]

I don't understand what you mean.

[A]

In her own life, how she adults. She adults differently than y'. All. In a more intelligent way. Like she's. She bought her own home early and she saved and found a way to do that. She has savings already.

[B]

Just teach you guys how to do everything.

[A]

Yeah, like, there are other ways in which I think y' all are missing where Morgan thrives.

[B]

Wait, Morgan, how old were you when you bought your first house?

[A]

That was 2019. So I was 25. Yeah, that's crazy.

[B]

I was 25, too. So we're on the same level.

[A]

Yeah, but we.

[B]

Okay, no.

[A]

Do you have a 401k? Are we back to this?

[B]

I'm sorry. You had a dad that knew how to teach you to do that.

[A]

Oh, excuses. Now we've got excuses. Speaking of dads lunchbox, you had to live with yours to buy your own.

[B]

He did have to move back in with mom and dad. Yes. Yeah, I did, because I was getting paid $5 an hour.

[A]

The whole point, though, Amy, was that it just came out of nowhere.

[B]

That's also on you. If you have a job where you're not making a lot of money, that's on you to get a better job.

[A]

I know, but he wanted this job.

[B]

This job, right? Like, it's. It's up to you what job you take and what job. And if you make more money. That's why I got another job at Costco while I was working this job. Right. Because I really Wanted this job. That's what I'm saying. Morgan moved across the country by herself. Okay. Like, without, like, by herself to.

[A]

Well, does it have to be a competition, though?

[B]

They made it that.

[A]

They. They really.

[B]

They literally made it that she wouldn't say anything about it. But moving across the country does make you intelligent. And you act like, by herself. Like, she came with a cane and a pole. But she did move by herself. You guys came with, like, structure already built for you. She already knew people.

[A]

Yes, guys, I had a job here, but I didn't know anybody.

[B]

She didn't know anybody. She got hired here. I got hired here and brought you guys with me. My first job. Daddy brought you along in the wagon. Morgan didn't get brought along in the wagon. In the chuck wagon, yes. Pulled you guys here. Morgan came by herself. And you guys are the one that started this fight. No, you said super intelligent, so you started. I said extremely so. You started the fight. No, I didn't. Cause I was just in conversation. I didn't say. Please give me feedback on this descriptive term of Morgan. Okay?

[A]

I just really love that this is.

[B]

Like, living rent free in both of their heads.

[A]

That I am extremely intelligent in Bobby's eyes.

[B]

No, I thought it was an error.

[A]

What made you even say that?

[B]

I really thought he was, like. What he said wasn't right. Like, Like, Bobby glitch. Hey, man, I don't know if you're gonna like what you said. Maybe you should rethink that. That was kind of. I don't know what I was saying. That's why I know, like, it wasn't with purpose or intent to prove anything to them. I was. She was. I was talking about something she was doing. I was like, yeah, you're extremely intelligent person. And they're like, back it up. So anyway, went to Hyundai yesterday. Gave me the wrong car. Didn't sleep well. Did watch some football last night, which was nice. It was kind of like the first of the games last week. Kind of counted. Not really, but this is a week one.

[A]

Week one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So who played?

[B]

I watched all of. I watched all of. That was a good game. Yeah, that was a late game. Late game. 8 o' clock start that one. That was a close game. I should say what I was gonna say. Good. I don't know if it's good. It was close, but it was. It was a close game. Yeah. Interception at the end kind of settled it. But the Boise State game. Watch that. They got ran by dead. Yeah, they got run by. By Central South Florida. Yeah. The Bulls. The Bulls, man. Yeah.

[A]

So there's college on Thursday nights.

[B]

Yeah. Well, this is a special week. There's always college on Thursday because they, you know, maxion different nights at the Mac, the conference. But this was week one. There's games tonight too, and there's games Sunday as well. Ooh, college. Yeah, Miami. That's gonna be a good one. Yeah. So this is big, big week one for college.

[A]

Yeah, big.

[B]

You don't watch any last night? Nothing?

[A]

No. Was it bad by like 8:20?

[B]

Nice. How good for you. You didn't watch the Yankees last night? Walk off, get single. Giants beat him with a walk off single. Did you catch that game? No, she missed it.

[A]

I'm sorry for you, though, on that.

[B]

Yeah. Arkansas. Keith called me right after. He's like, see that? I was like, yeah, I was watching.

[A]

It and it sucks.

[B]

Yeah. So, okay, well, good. We're glad. What'd you do, just go to bed?

[A]

Yeah. 8:20. Watched the summer I Turned pretty. They have. There's a new episode. Oh, it was so good.

[B]

The season two.

[A]

We're in season three. We're in season three. But they only release one episode a week. So I finally watched the latest episode and I'm with Morgan. It was so good.

[B]

I would stop talking if I were you.

[A]

That's all. That's all I'm gonna say.

[B]

She tends to run things up. Like we just stop and listen and she maybe I should keep going. And then she gives us a few extra details. Yeah, did I see they were showing. What's the British Downton Abbey, like the season finale in theaters? They're making a movie. They already come out. Oh, they didn't, but I saw the, like, the preview on it, but it didn't say, like the movie. I don't know. I never watched that show. Pretty sure it's the movie.

[A]

They're. They're bringing a lot of older movies back to the movie theater.

[B]

Like Jaws, 50th anniversary, Harry Potter. I want to go see the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[A]

Yeah, I saw that.

[B]

Leaders will do anything to stay relevant. They have to. They've made some good changes, but old. Old model doesn't work. Are you done going? We haven't been in a while. You still going? We went like five and five weeks. I think I'm good till 2073. You met your quota. I think I'm pretty good. Yeah. I don't have that urge to go back, but I. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't terrible. Okay. All right. Thank you guys for listening. Hope you have a great weekend. Tomorrow's College Football Week 1. Week 0 was last week, but that didn't count. But it's week one, Amy, I'm sure you're ready to go.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been counting down.

[B]

It's also our fantasy football draft, and what's annoying is my league sets a draft for 3 o' clock on Saturday, which is week one. And it's also right in the middle of the Arkansas game. And they have a big barbecue every year.

[A]

How inconsiderate.

[B]

Don't even do it on Saturday. Do it on Sunday because there's no NFL this week.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

So yeah, sucks. Anyway, that's what's up. We will see you here next week. Goodbye everybody. The Bobby Bone Show Bobby Bones the Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry Scuba Steve executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel and the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, Discover more with Chase sapphire [e-mail] Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan Chase bank in a member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply. I'm Jake Hofer and this is back 40, a limited series show on Wire to Hunt, part of Meat Eaters Podcast Network. Each episode I'll be asking eight whitetail hunting pros a focused, thought provoking question about hunting and land management. How do I hunt the best part of the farm with less than ideal access? Should you? That's what the real question is. Stand without good access is not a good stand. Listen to Back 40 on iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.

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