FRI PT 1: Eddie Ran Into An A-List Celeb + Was Lunchbox Offered Another Game Show?! + Easy Trivia!

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The Bobby Bones Show

Episode: FRI PT 1: Eddie Ran Into An A-List Celeb + Was Lunchbox Offered Another Game Show?! + Easy Trivia!

Air Date: May 15, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Summary prepared by Podcast Summarizer Expert

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Episode Overview

This lively Friday episode of The Bobby Bones Show is packed with the team’s signature mix of games, banter, listener interaction, and feel-good (and sometimes wacky) news. The main segments include a competitive round of “Easy Trivia,” the anonymous inbox tackling a listener’s real-life name debate, quirky Fun Fact Friday revelations, lunchbox’s heartbreaking “Deal or No Deal” prank story, Eddie’s encounter with a notable country star, and thoughtful wedding/marriage advice from the cast. The episode is filled with laughs, personal stories, and natural camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Easy Trivia Battle

Timestamps: 02:25–09:53
The show kicks off with a round of their popular “Easy Trivia.” Bobby quizzes the team (Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan) across topics like US landmarks, celebrities with three names, rhyming words, sports, and more—with the funny “you've been boned” sound playing when someone misses an answer. The competition escalates, and Bobby stirs the pot with playful ribbing.

• Memorable Moment:
  Amy struggles with the iconic Pizza Hut slogan:

  “No one out pizzas… the nut. Oh, gosh.” (05:13, Amy)
  “No one out pizzas the hut.” (05:46, Bobby)

• Lunchbox wins the game with a moon landing question:

  “What year did the first man land on the moon?”
  “Oh, same year UTSA was founded. 1969.” (09:53, Lunchbox)

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2. Anonymous Inbox: The Orville Name Dilemma

Timestamps: 10:15–12:42
A listener named Orville (23 years old) seeks advice about legally changing his name, much to his mom’s disappointment. The team discusses individual autonomy, family sentiment, and practical alternatives.

• Key Advice:

  “You want to change your name? Change your name. It’s going to be weird… but you can literally go by any name you want. You don’t have to change it.”—Bobby (11:31)

  • Try going by the new name for three months before legally changing it.
  • Mom can be sad, but it’s your decision at 23.

• Funny Nickname Suggestions:
  “Big O, ORV, Belle… It’s a tough one to go nickname on.” (11:40, Bobby & Amy)

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3. Fun Fact Friday: Weird and Wild Revelations

Timestamps: 21:14–25:36
The crew takes turns sharing quirky, astonishing facts from around the world.

• Notable Fun Facts:

  • Only 16 countries are bigger in land mass than Alaska; Alaska is more than twice the size of Texas. (21:25, Bobby)
  • Sweden has “sourdough starter hotels” where you can drop off bread starters when traveling. (21:33, Amy)
  • Average US bra size is now 34DD, up from 34B forty years ago. (22:50, Bobby & Lunchbox)
  • Goldfish can remember things for 3-5 months—not just seconds! (23:20, Eddie)
  • Taste buds last just 10 days before being replaced. (23:50, Lunchbox)
  • Airplane exhaust causes more deaths (10,000/year) than air crashes (1,000/year). (24:08, Bobby)
  • Barry White turned to music after hearing Elvis in jail as a teenager. (24:43, Bobby)
  • Before the Internet, Nintendo employed “game counselors” you could call for game tips. (25:07, Morgan)

• Memorable Quote:
  “Average is 34 double D. That’s crazy to hear.” (22:57, Bobby)

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4. Lunchbox’s “Deal or No Deal” Heartbreak

Timestamps: 25:37–28:38
Lunchbox recounts being pranked by a listener who texted him an apparent invitation to appear on “Deal or No Deal.” He excitedly replied, only to discover it was a cruel joke from someone who still had his old cell number (once given out on the show).

• Quote:

  “I felt vulnerable, taken advantage of and embarrassed.…They hit me where they knew they could get me.” (27:09, Lunchbox)

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5. Morning Corny and Bobby Bones’s 'Bones' Dog Bones Pitch

Timestamps: 29:07–30:51
A lighthearted edition of the show’s corny joke segment, followed by Bobby sharing that a pet company approached him to develop “Bones’s Bones”—dog treats branded after him.

• Corny Joke:

  “Who is the best dog detective? Sherlock Bones.” (29:16, Amy & Bobby)

• Funny Exchange:
  “It’s so on the nose. Yeah. That it either is a disaster or works wonderfully.” (29:47, Bobby)

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6. Listener Follow-Up: Cancer Warrior and “The Big Lonely” Doc

Timestamps: 30:52–33:56
A terminally ill listener named Sarah, who recommended the documentary The Big Lonely, sends updates to the show. Bobby reads her messages, shares her positivity, and encourages listeners to join their unofficial “documentary club.”

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7. Fun Fact Friday—Lightning Round!

Timestamps: 21:14–25:36 (interwoven with Fun Fact Friday above)

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8. Celebrity Sighting: Name that A-List Celebrity

Timestamps: 37:29–40:57
Eddie shares he ran into a newly single, A-list country singer at the grocery store. After a guessing game, the team identifies him as Keith Urban. Details trickle out: Eddie saw him alone at a “fancy grocery store,” going through a traditional checkout lane.

• Quote:
  “That’s wild. Keith Urban is out buying groceries by himself.” (39:20, Bobby)

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9. Money, Retirement, and 401k Real Talk

Timestamps: 47:19–51:00
A listener questions whether Eddie and Daniel (another cast member) can ever retire, referencing a stat that you should have $300,000 in savings by a certain age. Financial candidness follows, with Amy sharing she was only put on track for retirement thanks to her ex-husband’s encouragement.

• Quote:

  “If you had been contributing...from when you started, you would have that right now. You’d have more than that.” (49:15, Amy)

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10. Marriage Advice for a Listener’s Wedding

Timestamps: 55:08–58:56
A listener asks for practical, non-generic wedding/marriage advice as she’s about to wed.

• Eddie: “Patience”—though the group wants more specifics.
• Lunchbox: “Keep flirting! Send flirty texts, don’t stop with the playful touches.”
• Bobby: “Remember and act on your partner’s specific likes and needs—small, thoughtful gestures matter.”
• Amy: “HALT—if you’re hungry, angry, lonely, or tired during conflict, pause the conversation till you can address it.”

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11. Other Notable Moments

• Savannah Guthrie to host the “Wordle” game show on NBC, and Lunchbox wants in as a contestant. (16:43–18:03)
• Funny news segment about a bank robber being caught because she wore the same cheetah jacket and blue hair wig two days in a row. (52:18–53:09)
• Voicemail section includes a poop cruise vs. hantavirus cruise debate, with the team voting which bad cruise they’d rather be on. (43:57–46:48)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Comment | |-----------|-------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 05:13 | Amy | “No one out pizzas… the nut. Oh, gosh.” | | 09:53 | Lunchbox | “Oh, same year UTSA was founded. 1969.” (moon landing year trivia winner) | | 11:31 | Bobby | “You want to change your name? Change your name. It’s going to be weird…” | | 22:57 | Bobby | “Average is 34 double D. That’s crazy to hear.” | | 27:09 | Lunchbox | “I felt vulnerable, taken advantage of and embarrassed.” | | 29:16 | Amy/Bobby | “Who is the best dog detective? Sherlock Bones.” | | 39:20 | Bobby | “That’s wild. Keith Urban is out buying groceries by himself.” | | 49:15 | Amy | “If you had been contributing...from when you started, you would have that now.” | | 55:23 | Lunchbox | “You got to still flirt with your significant other…Just because you’re married doesn’t mean the flirty needs to stop.” | | 58:01 | Amy | “HALT…if either one of you is Hungry, Angry, Lonely, or Tired…” |

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Useful Timestamps for Important Segments

• 02:25 – Start of Easy Trivia
• 10:15 – Anonymous Inbox: Name Change Debate
• 21:14 – Fun Fact Friday begins
• 25:37 – Lunchbox’s “Deal or No Deal” prank story
• 29:07 – Morning Corny + Dog Bones pitch
• 30:52 – Listener Sarah’s update (Big Lonely documentary)
• 37:29 – “Name That Celebrity” / Keith Urban sighting
• 43:57 – Voicemail segment: Poop cruise vs. hantavirus cruise
• 47:19 – Retirement talk & 401(k) lesson
• 55:08 – Wedding/Marriaage advice from the team
• 52:18 & 53:01 – “Bonehead Story of the Day” (blue-haired robber)

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Language & Tone

The show is fast-paced, friendly, and full of honest, often self-deprecating humor. The crew riff naturally, balancing silly topics with real-life issues (finances, family, marriage) and heartfelt listener engagement. The banter is easy, fun-loving, and relatable, with lots of quick-witted asides.

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Summary Conclusion

This episode is classic Bobby Bones Show: entertaining games, playful group chemistry, heartfelt and practical advice, real-world confessions, and an open line to listeners. It ranges from laughs over trivia and pranks to genuine conversations about names, finances, and marriage—plus a brush with country royalty at the grocery store. Perfect for regular listeners or newcomers looking for a sample platter of all the show does best.

Transcript

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here we go.

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Come on, Bobby.

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Transmitting.

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Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio. Morning, Bones. All right, the game is easy trivia. Eddie, you're up first. Question 1. How many wheels on a bicycle? Two. Easy trivia. Good answer, Amy. How many quarters are in? $1 4. Correct. Lunchbox. Yeah. And Morgan.

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Morgan.

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Okay, everybody.

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Daniel. Okay.

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Daniel. Lunchbox. How many months are in a year?

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12.

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Correct. Morgan, how many hours are there in a day?

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24.

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Correct. Okay, that's an easy category. If you miss a question, you'll hear this.

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You've been boned, everybody. Good.

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Good.

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Here we go. Easy trivia. The categories. Famous US Landmarks. Eddie, in what city can you find the French Quarter?

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New Orleans.

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Correct. Amy, in what city can you find the Space Needle? Are you serious?

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Oh, well, I haven't been, so. Yeah, I thought.

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I mean, like serious. I thought this would be so easy.

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Well, I know it's Seattle.

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Are you sure?

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But I haven't been.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah.

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Correct. And what city would you find the Golden Gate Bridge? Lunchbox.

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That's in San Francisco.

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Correct. Morgan, what city would you find the arch.

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St. Louis, Missouri.

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Correct. The next category is three name celebrities. All celebrities will have three names. Eddie, who played Simba in the animated Lion King movie. And Randy in Home Improvement.

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Jonathan. Taylor Thomas.

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That is correct. Amy, who played Barney Stinson and How I Met yout Mother.

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Neil Patrick Harris.

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Correct.

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Wow.

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Lunchbox. Who starred in Grease and sang the song Physical?

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Olivia Newton John.

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Correct.

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Tried to get me.

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Morgan, who is the country singer known for. I swear.

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I swear. John Michael Montgomery.

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Correct. Everybody's in. The category is it rhymes with but.

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Oh.

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Eddie, what do you call a dog that is a mix of different breeds?

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That is a much.

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There you go. Good job, Amy. And marketing slogans. No one out. Pizzas the blank.

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What?

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No one out. Pizzas, blank.

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In marketing terms.

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In marketing slogans.

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Marketing slogans.

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No one out. Pizzas the blank.

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Rhymes with butt.

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Do you guys all know this? Yes.

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Wait, what? Pizza. Pizza. Wait, is this a pizza slogan? No one out. Pizza's the okay nut.

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Oh, gosh.

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Oh, gosh. It's dangerous.

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Yeah. Five seconds.

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No one out Pizzas. The. The mutt, the tut, the mud.

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Okay, you can't yell at me.

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No, I don't.

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Guys. No one out pizzas. The hut. The height.

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I'll be hot. Oh, boy, that was rough. Okay. Wow. Now I feel stupid.

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Golf. Lunchbox. In golf, what is a short stroke used on the green?

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Punt.

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Correct.

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Dang it.

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Morgan, if you are trusting your intuition or a hunch or the sixth sense, you're gonna go with your what?

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Your gut.

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Correct.

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Wow. Three people remain. Eddie, sports. What's the Olympic sport played on ice with brooms and stones.

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No longer rhymes with butt, right?

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Nope.

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Okay, that is a. Brooms and stones. That's curling.

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Correct. Lunchbox, what sport is played in a pool with goals and a ball?

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Water polo.

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Correct. Morgan, what sport involves throwing a heavy metal ball as far as possible?

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Oh, yeah. It felt like. It felt like Job.

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What sport involves throwing a heavy metal ball as far as possible?

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I can see it.

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I can see them doing it.

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I want to say happily, but it's not.

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It's.

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They're launching

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rhymes with wiener.

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It's not rhyme with wiener.

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5 seconds.

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What is it called? Hot J. There's a Jabba the Hut. Why is Jabba the Hut? My name, Java the Hut, is in my brain.

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Are you thinking of javelin?

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Yes.

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That would have been wrong. It's not shot. It's called chop, but okay. They do throw a javelin. That's the stick with, like, the blade thing on it. Shot puts the heavy ball. Okay, I was definitely thinking about Java. You were Jabba the Hut, Eddie and Lunchbox. All right, Palindromes is the category.

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I don't know what that is. I have no idea what that is.

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It's a word or a phrase or a sequence that reads the same frontward and backwards. Got it.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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What is Taco cat spelled backwards?

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Taco cats. Taco Cat.

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Correct.

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Man, that almost got me.

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I was like, is this for real?

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Okay, Lunchbox.

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What's Lonely Tylenol spelled backwards?

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Lonely Tylenol.

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Correct.

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Yeah. Oh, because it's a colum.

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Yeah. No, Palindrome.

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Palindrome.

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Country artist bar names. Eddie, what country artist has a bar named Casa Rosa?

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Oh, that is a. That's Miranda Lambert.

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Correct. Lunchbox, what artist has a bar named Whiskey Row?

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That is Dirks Bentley.

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Correct. The category is months. And what month is Labor Day, Eddie?

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Oh, boy. I think it's September. September.

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Correct. Lunchbox, what month is Memorial Day? May. Correct. Hey, Famous years. Oh, no, Eddie, in what year was the United States Declaration of Independence signed?

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Oh, boy, I don't know.

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Oh,

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is it 18?

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18. Right. We're not that old. 18. 1876. Is that not why the 70s?

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Oh, no. We're celebrating 250 years this year.

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Dang, I didn't realize that.

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Lunchbox for the win.

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Give me a year. I know.

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Give him, like, Cinco de Mayo.

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And what year did the first man land on the moon?

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Oh, same year UTSA was founded. 1969. Correct. The anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox. There's a question to be had. Send it into the mountain.

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Hello, Bobby Bones. When I was born, my mom thought it would be sweet to name me after my Grandfather. On paper it sounds nice, but my name is Orville. And that has felt embarrassing because I hear, like, Redenbacher or how old are you? I'm now planning to start the paperwork to have my name changed legally. My mom is devastated about it. She says a name shouldn't matter that much. But I said, what if it were you? How do you feel about legally changing your first name as an adult? Sign. 23 year old Orville. Hey, look, I think you're 23. You make your own decisions. You want to change your name. Let it rip. I can understand, though, why your mom is upset. So both can be true. You have the right to change your name. You want to change it, cool. She also can be sad because she named you after somebody that is important to her. So as I've learned in the past few years, two things can be true. But you want to change your name. Change your name. It's going to be weird because your male. Who even knows? Who knows what goes where now?

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And you have to tell everyone that your name's different now.

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Also, you just don't have to go about Orville.

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Yeah. Like, go buy something else and save yourself the trouble. Because also in 10, 20 years, you might feel differently. And you're like, oh, shoot, now I appreciate my grandpa's name and I want to go change it back.

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You can literally go by any name you want. You don't have to change it.

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Right. That's what I'm saying.

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Like, you want to be Pedro yourself.

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The trouble be Pedro sounds great.

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You just start saying, hey, I'm going by Pedro now.

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What is it good? Is there a nickname for Orville like

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Big O. ORV or

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Belle?

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That's a tough one to go. Nickname on it.

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Orvy.

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What'd you say? Big O.

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Big.

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Okay. Interesting.

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Billy. It's a weird one. You just go by your middle name. Or you pick a name. You pick a name like Raymundo. That's not his name.

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Oh, gosh.

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All of a sudden he starts doing Raymundo. People think he's Eddie.

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Yeah.

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Raymundo is not Hispanic. Raymundo is not Mexican. Raymundo is not Latin. Raymundo's from the Midwest.

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Correct.

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Yeah.

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But he wants to be called Raymundo, so people call him Raymundo.

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He identifies as a Raimundo. You have to respect him. So we call him Raymundo. Yeah. I would consider just going by a different name for a while. The one you want to change it to. This is what I would do. I would go by that for like three months without changing it. And then if you still love it, then you change it. Or if you realize that you need it to be legally, then you change it, but do it three months first. But it's okay that your mom's upset? She should be. She named you after somebody she loved and. Yeah, Orville Renbacher. That's what I would think.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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But if you're like 25, maybe that

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could be your nickname. Brettenbacher or Popcorn.

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Hey, Bob. Bobby. Bobby.

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Yeah, that's good. All right, there you go. Close it up. 17 tourists got trapped in an elevator for an hour in Las Vegas.

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Oh, my.

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That's a lot of people. And that's a long time. Hit that clip.

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At first it was really inconvenient, and then it became pretty scary. It stopped and then a second later, boom. It dropped probably two to three feet. It was very jostling and everyone kind of looked at each other. There was a lady on there who was having a full blown panic. Panic attack and difficult to breathe. So people started to panic. Melissa's husband tried to pry the doors

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open to no avail.

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Ultimately, they had to wait for firefighters to be rescued.

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Would you rather be trapped on a roller coaster with just you and your buddy or an elevator with 17 other people crammed into that thing?

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Roller coaster.

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I think I'm going roller coaster.

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You want. The air is good. Do you want air?

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Yeah, but are you hanging upside down or.

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That's a good question.

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No, we're gonna go. Not hanging upside down, just up high. Like they're probably gonna be able to get you down and you're just doing it with. But this elevator. People are farting. They probably picked a pee corner at

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this point for sure.

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I wonder if anyone. I wonder if anyone went to the restroom because, like, it's Vegas, man, you're always drinking. An hour is a long time.

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And the odds of 1 in 17 being drunk. Inside edition with that story. Two men, same name. One man gets a DWI. The other guy with the same name loses his license. Wasn't him who got the dwi. They took away his license. Dang. Both of their names were James Burton. This is crazy. Listen to this.

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James Eric Burton would like to get

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off his electric scooter and back to driving a car. Last month he got a letter from Texas DPS stating his license was suspended for DWI until October. But James Eric Burton has never pled guilty to a DWI. That plea was from James DeWitt Burton. The story of the two James Burtons

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began on December 8, 1964, when both

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were born at Herman Hospital, the two James Burton's paths would cross again here at Jack Yates High School, where James D. Says James E's grades were far better. And the fact that the school confused the two of them helped him graduate. Over the decades, James D. Admits his long criminal record has occasionally cast a shadow over James E's life, which James Eric has mostly managed until his license was recently suspended and. And he finally called ABC13 for help. The good James got to be so mad at the bad James, because his whole life, bad James has been, like, ruining his life forever with grades. Now he's on an electric scooter.

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Golly. I know.

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The story's like, James just wants to drive his car to work.

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I know.

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He didn't even get to dwi.

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Yeah, I just looked at a bunch of videos of him on his scooter. We need to get him back on that poor guy.

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That's from ABC13. Savannah Guthrie announces that she'll be hosting a new game show on NBC.

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Interesting.

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Why?

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I don't know.

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That's what her friends are saying.

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She deserves to work.

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I know she does. Okay, say more.

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It's wordle.

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Okay.

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With.

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Her friends are saying this. Really?

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Her friends? Yeah, I saw an article where her friends are, like, concerned that this is, like.

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Okay, are they anonymous friends? Because people make up those stories.

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Anonymous friends.

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Her real friends would not be talking to a reporter.

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Okay, Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. Keep going.

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No, that's it. They announced that Savannah Guthrie is going to be hosting the wordle game show. Jimmy Fallon was with her. They've been working on this for a long time. I think even before her mom disappeared, which is crazy. They still haven't found her mom. Yes, it is crazy. Video FBI America. Nothing. Nothing. But she's gonna do wordle. It just feels weird because wordle is such a goofy thing and then. That's not a goofy situation. That's from people. But Lunchbox loves wordle.

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Yeah, I mean, this is my new game show. Like, I. I didn't know this was coming out. I assume they've probably already filmed season one or whatever, and maybe there's a season two, and when that comes out, that is my next game show. It has to be.

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Oh, so they have the wordle contestants on.

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I don't think you just watch Savannah play Wordle. No, tune in at 7. Watch Savannah. See how she does the Wordle from today.

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And wordle you play on your phone. Right? Like, that's originally. Yeah, I'm trying your phone. So how do they make that into a game, like a tv?

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Probably play against somebody, right? I don't know. I don't play wordle. But the people that I know that play wordle, they are addicted. They love it. They wait for it every day. Right? Lunch.

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That's right. It comes out New York Times. And I'm telling you, it is so fun. And there's strategy to it. What. What word are you going to guess? And I mean, you always try to get it in one. I mean, never happens. But if you get it in two or three, you are a baller.

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Have you ever got it in one ever?

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No. No.

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Is it. Can you not get it in one?

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No, you can. I mean, you just guess a word and it could be it. I mean, the odds of that happening have to be one in gazillion quadrillion.

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I don't know if that's true because I know people who've got it in one, but I think it's probably difficult.

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You're gonna try to get in this game lunchbox?

[C]

I will. Yes, absolutely. I gotta start. I mean, I gotta really nail my wordles, though. I gotta be. That means I gotta get it in two or three every single time.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[C]

Or else I'm gonna get smoked.

[D]

I misspoke. Daniel's gonna probably.

[B]

Oh, Daniel's the guy on the game show. Daniel will definitely lunchbox does our show. Daniel goes out. That's cool. We get to live two different lives.

[C]

Yeah, great question. Low T.

[A]

All right, Bones. The Bobby Bone show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At gcu, academically rigorous, industry driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at gcu. Private Christian, affordable nonprofit. Visit gcu. Edu to learn more.

[B]

Mom, can I have lingokids? Dad?

[A]

Lingokids, please.

[D]

When did we become the Lingokids house?

[A]

No idea. Last week it was dinosaurs. This week it's Lingokids.

[B]

Why lingokids?

[A]

Because it's the best thing ever. We can play games with astronauts wild animals and superheroes.

[B]

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[A]

So no dinosaurs and dinosaurs, mango kids everything kids love.

[D]

Download it for free.

[B]

And now for a bit of breaking news. Between your breaking news with me, the

[C]

Geico Gecko, here are some things you ought to know today. People who switch their car insurance to geico save about $900 a year. Experts are calling that nice to know.

[B]

Also, plants can hear when bees buzz.

[C]

My ficus just heard that.

[B]

And finally, animal experts have confirmed that

[C]

goats have regional accents.

[B]

I'm getting a hint of Irish there.

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[D]

And Texas is big.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

Yep. So that's a crazy fact Friday. That's your first one. What do you got?

[A]

In Sweden, there are bakeries that offer a sourdough starter hotel for if you go out of town.

[B]

I don't know what that means.

[A]

Well, you know the starters. Your wife has had a starter before.

[B]

The little living thing in the jar.

[A]

Yeah, that's it. I mean hers, the one she got, it's already 150 years old. So you got to keep it alive.

[B]

So you take your starter to a hotel when you go out of town,

[A]

you can drop it off. They have bakeries that are like little hotels for your starters. So they'll take care of it and feed it.

[D]

I get it. I thought it was a real human hotel.

[C]

Yeah, I was very.

[D]

But it's not.

[C]

They watch your bread.

[D]

It's a hotel for your starter.

[A]

No, they watch your starter. Cuz you've got to keep it alive. You've got to feed it.

[B]

It's a living organism.

[A]

So that way you can keep making your bread off of it. But if you go out of town, you can get in trouble.

[D]

How much are starters? Like, they're not.

[A]

There's a bakery here.

[B]

Bucks. Oh, you can get one off eBay. It's 100 years old for like 15 bucks. Okay, but.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Or check with some bakeries. There's even one in town that you just go and ask for a starter and they give it to you.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

For free.

[D]

We'll try that.

[A]

Isn't that crazy?

[B]

I mean, not. I mean, I'm not that interested, but

[C]

yeah, I'm very confused.

[B]

I checked out a little bit ago, but.

[A]

Wait, y' all don't think it's so cute?

[D]

I think it's cool.

[A]

Sweden has a hotel for your sourdough starter when you go on vacation. Fun.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Fun fact.

[B]

This one is wild. It's not really my beat. It's more of lunchbox's beat.

[C]

Oh, I'm in.

[D]

Oh, Cardi B.

[B]

No. But the average bra size in the US is 34 dd. Average.

[C]

I mean, that's crazy.

[B]

That's crazy to hear.

[C]

I've been doing my research and I noticed a lot of them.

[B]

That's a big jump from 40 years ago when it was 34B.

[A]

Now, aren't we just bigger in general?

[B]

Yes, but that's like. Average is 34 dd. That's double D, right? Double. 34. Double.

[C]

Very nice.

[A]

I don't know. I checked out.

[B]

Okay, good. Fair enough.

[D]

All right. I feel like I've been lied to, but you ever heard that goldfish have memories that lasted for three seconds?

[B]

Ted Lasso.

[D]

Correct. That is wrong.

[A]

I thought it was eight.

[D]

According to science, science shows that goldfish can retain information for up to three to five months. This is based on, like, them watching them watching their feeding schedules. They know when they're gonna eat. So they go up to the surface and like, at the same time, there's also a maze that they put them through. They remember the maze up to three to five months. So it's all a lie. They have great memories.

[B]

I feel bad for goldfish.

[A]

Three to five months, Is that great?

[D]

Yeah, because we thought it was Seconds.

[B]

Yeah, when you compare it to seconds, it's pretty good. Lunchbox.

[C]

Yeah. Taste buds. A lot of us have them in our mouths and you know they make food delicious. And they don't have a very long lifespan. They only last 10 days, and then new ones come. So your taste buds go away after 10 days, and new ones come in. Boom, boom, boom.

[D]

Where do they go? They just, like, taste about heaven.

[A]

They die off.

[C]

Yep. And then they regenerate.

[B]

Unless they were bad. They go to butt hell. Right, right, right. Yeah. Plane exhaust fumes kill more people than plane crashes.

[A]

Say what?

[B]

Oh, the worst. Airplane exhaust fumes are estimated to cause roughly 10,000 premature deaths annually, which is way more than the 1,000 deaths from plane crashes every year. Toxic pollutants, sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxides. Basically, the air from. It's killing more people than it. Dang, that one sucked. That wasn't very fun at all. Barry White was a gang member as a teenager, but after he went to jail and heard an Elvis song, he decided to get into music.

[C]

No way.

[B]

And Barry White does.

[A]

Barry White does.

[C]

Oh, I know.

[A]

Get down. Get down.

[B]

Go.

[C]

No, it's the love train. No, not love train. Hold on. It's about making love. It's always.

[A]

Is it like that, Bear White?

[C]

Yeah, he's like that. But he's like, man, can't get enough

[B]

of your love, baby. Morgan, you want to go?

[A]

Yeah. Before the Internet, Nintendo employed game counselors, who players could call for advice and assistance when they were playing a game.

[B]

Oh, on the phone. Yeah.

[A]

Sit there and chat with them. Stuck, like. And you're like, wait, I don't know how to get to this next level.

[B]

Can't beat Zelda. Level four. Makes sense. Now you can do it online.

[A]

Watch YouTube.

[B]

Fred Rogers. Mr. Rogers visited the Crayola factory in February of 96 and poured the wax for the 100 billionth crayon.

[D]

That's cool.

[B]

Do you like crayons? I know you do. We're talking about Lunchbox wanting to go on the wordle game show. Savannah Guthrie is going to host it. But he was offered another game show. I kept waiting for somebody to reach out because he did really well on Price is Right.

[A]

Really well.

[B]

So it finally happened. Do you guys know this story?

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay, Lunchbox was offered. I. I spoiled the ending. Ah, crap. Okay, Lunchbox, tell them what happened.

[C]

So I woke up from a nap, and on my phone I had a text, and it said, oh, my gosh. You guys are going to. It said, would you like to join us on Deal or no Deal?

[A]

Okay. That's all it said. And then what?

[D]

That's interesting.

[C]

I was like, oh, my gosh. And, I mean, I'd been Asleep for an hour and a half. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. I got to respond immediately. And I said, I would love to. Then I said, when would you need me out in la? How many days would you need me in la? And nothing. And nothing. And then I got a response. Just messing with you. I just have your number of when they used to give it out on the show.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Listeners, they are cruel. I mean, most of them are awesome, but that's dirty.

[B]

So way back in the day, when Lunchbox would lose a game, we just give a cell phone number out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so some listeners still have his number, and they held on to it for probably a decade.

[D]

That is awesome.

[B]

And then hit him with the prank.

[A]

That's hilarious.

[C]

Were you hurt? Oh, I was hurt because, I mean, I. In my sleepiness, stupor, I was like, oh, my gosh, this is so cool. I have never. Like, that is such a fun game show. And then I. I started getting excited and I texted and texted and texted, and then, like, an hour later, I get that response. I'm like, oh, my gosh. I felt. I. I felt, like, vulnerable, taken advantage of and embarrassed. Like, they hit me. It was a good move because they hit me where they knew they could get me like that. Oh, that heartstrings.

[B]

What did you say back to them?

[C]

I didn't respond.

[B]

I wouldn't have responded either.

[C]

I didn't want to give them credit. I didn't want him to be like, oh, you got me.

[B]

What was the area code?

[C]

I. I don't even know. I had to look it up. I can get my phone out.

[B]

That's okay. That's okay. So the pause, it's a whole thing. He's got to unflip his phone.

[A]

That's why I was like, they just, like. They just send a text. Do you want to be on Deal or no Deal? Question mark? Like, no.

[B]

Whenever something happens like that and you really want it, you'll believe anything, regardless of where it comes from. It's how people get catfished.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Or scammed. They're vulnerable. Like, he said he was vulnerable. He's waiting for that next call.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And, you know, when these guys sent the text, they were like, oh, my gosh, it's really him. It's really him.

[B]

We got him. They should have sent him to la.

[A]

I feel like they. I know. I'm like, they could have drugged that out. Because he's like, well, how many days you mean L. A? They should have been like, oh, probably two.

[D]

They make him buy a ticket, and you buy it.

[B]

We'll reimburse you, fly out, we'll pick you up. That's funny. I'm sorry, dude.

[C]

Thank you, man. No deal.

[B]

No deal.

[D]

No deal.

[B]

Wake up.

[C]

Wake up in the morning.

[B]

Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning.

[C]

Put you through.

[B]

M's riding his wigs.

[C]

Next bit.

[B]

And Bobby's on the mic.

[C]

So you know what this is?

[B]

This is the Bobby. Let's do the morning Corny.

[C]

The morning Corny.

[A]

Who is the best dog detective?

[B]

Who is the best dog detective?

[A]

Sherlock Bones. Nice.

[C]

That was the morning Corny.

[B]

I had a deal come to me yesterday from a pet company wanting to do bones.

[A]

Like. Like actual bones.

[B]

What's my name?

[A]

I know your name's Bones, but they wanted to make dog bones after you.

[B]

Bones. Bones.

[A]

Wow. Like Bobby Bones's bones.

[D]

And you said yes?

[B]

I've said nothing yet. It's. It's so on the nose. Yeah. That. It. It either is a disaster or works wonderfully. I just haven't said anything yet.

[A]

So they. It wasn't just like, hey, will you help promote our bones? They want to build a bone around you.

[B]

Build a bone workshop. That's what we're going to do. Possibly it. It'll probably not happen, but I thought, that's fun. Bones is bones.

[D]

Yeah. That's awesome.

[B]

Little glasses on the bones.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

And then, like, do you get involved? You'd be involved in, like, what it tastes like.

[B]

I'm not. And I don't. I'm good.

[A]

But you could try it out on

[D]

Stanley and Ella, get into the bone business.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Here's the thing. You could just lie and say what bones taste like, because no human's really going to check that.

[D]

Correct.

[A]

I think they do have, like.

[B]

No, this is citrus. This might. The citrus bone.

[D]

You're like, we trust you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So. And it's probably not going to happen. It was just a call. It was like, hey, would you be interested in doing your own bone? Like, bones. Bones. Because I'm big dog guy, obviously. But, yeah, I just thought about that with your joke. Yeah. Yeah. How about that?

[A]

Bones.

[B]

Our listener that's going through terminal cancer that recommended that documentary. You guys remember her?

[A]

Yes, yes.

[B]

So I've been just messaging with her. If you missed the first part of it, she says, hey, congrats on Baby Billy. She went on about that. She just joined social media for the first time at 50 years old, and she said that she has terminal cancer and she wanted to recommend a documentary to Us. It was called the Big Lonely. Now I've seen it. I ate it up. It's not due yet. Anybody else watch it?

[A]

No. Halfway through, I have a post it note on my fridge.

[B]

You wear on your ring on your thumb.

[A]

I do that, but then I need a more. I do the ring on the thumb, and then when I need to extend the reminder, it becomes a post it note somewhere.

[B]

No rush. You don't have to watch it by this Tuesday. It's next Tuesday.

[A]

I know.

[B]

And we've invited our listeners. We've never done, like, a book or documentary club, but you've watched half.

[D]

Half of it.

[B]

What's up?

[D]

I'm intrigued. I'm in. I'm all in. It's just I watched. I started before the kids got home, and then once the kids came home, I'm like, I can't watch this.

[B]

So you stopped it because something made you stop it or because you were disinterested?

[D]

I would have completely finished.

[B]

Right?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. It's also not like any other documentary where you're gonna watch it, and it's only compelling in a certain way. I don't want to run too much of it, but it's on Tubi for free. I never even been on Tubi until this, so it's free for anybody. You can download the app or watch it on your television.

[D]

I'm watching on YouTube.

[B]

Or YouTube, you can also watch it. So I hit her up. I said, hey, not sure if you heard, but we've been talking about your documentary. And she said, I haven't seen it. I'm still learning Instagram. I said, no, it's on the podcast because she listens on the podcast. And then she comes back and she goes, okay, I'm going to go listen to the podcast. Three hours later, she hits me again. She goes, hey, just listen to the show. Thank you for talking about me in this movie, by the way. You can say my name. I never said her name. Her name is Sarah. I hope everybody enjoys it. I can't wait for the review in two weeks. On a personal note, I've always admired you and your story. I listen to you guys. I love you guys. Thank you for being an inspiration. Love your girls. They will complete you. And I think she's talking about Caitlyn, Billy and Amy.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Amy's in there.

[B]

Yeah, we're on it. I. I said, hey, when I said, not sure if you're watching or not, she said, no. Like I said, I'm still learning how to Use Instagram. And you're the first celebrity I've ever talked to. Also, I've just built a wooden catapult. So then I went to her stories and she built a woody Catapult.

[A]

What do you mean catapult?

[B]

I'll show you. And then she does. I'll show you her thing. So she built this catapult and then that's her and her dog. And that's her and her dog. And then she did first catapult launch. It's just like a wooden catapult. And then she fires her catapult.

[D]

That's awesome.

[B]

Yeah. I'm really into Sarah's life over here.

[A]

Yeah. This is crazy. It's like we didn't know Sarah until now. Now we do.

[D]

Now we're very connected.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Like the big lonely. Watch it. If you're a listener of our show, you don't have to. They're not paying us. But somebody somewhere in the production of the Big Lonelies going, why are people watching this right now?

[D]

I know. That's what I was thinking.

[B]

Yeah. More of an update next week.

[A]

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[B]

Mom, can I have Lingokids? Dad, Lingokids, please?

[D]

When did we become the Lingokids house?

[A]

No idea. Last week it was dinosaurs. This week it's Lingokids.

[B]

Why Lingokids?

[A]

Because it's the best thing ever. We can play games with astronauts, wild animals and superheroes.

[B]

With more than 4,000 interactive games, songs and shows, LingoKids is the number one entertainment platform for young kids.

[A]

So no dinosaurs and dinosaurs.

[D]

Everything kids love. Download it for free.

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[B]

all right, Eddie saw a celebrity in the wild. Let's play name that celebrity a list. Okay.

[D]

List celebrity.

[B]

We each get four questions solid. I mean, is that what we do? There's a weird number that I have 12 questions.

[D]

How about everyone just gets five?

[B]

That's a lot. Okay, 15 questions. All right. Are we a team or working separately?

[A]

Team.

[B]

Okay. Man. Or is it man?

[D]

It Is a man married? No.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Are they in country music? Yes.

[B]

Okay. A not married man in country music. Is it Morgan Wallen? No. Dang, that's four. My bad, guys. Hey, hand up. Shouldn't have guessed so early. Right?

[A]

And they're a list.

[D]

Yes. And that's a question.

[B]

Man, he got you with that dad. No, no. I know, I know. He's good.

[A]

Me with my team. Okay. Hahaha. You're so funny.

[B]

There's only so many.

[A]

Does he have a mustache?

[D]

I don't think so.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

If he does, it's not part of the way his looks.

[A]

Got it.

[C]

All right. Is it Keith Urban?

[D]

Ding, ding, ding.

[B]

Oh, yeah, he got it.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He's not married.

[B]

Oh, do you think you're gonna get with the not married?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you notice? I did.

[B]

Are they divorced? Are they getting divorced?

[C]

They're divorced.

[B]

They're fully. It's gone through.

[A]

I think they expedited that.

[B]

They did.

[A]

I don't know how long they were going through it, though.

[B]

Oh, you just saw him out and about?

[D]

Out and about. At a grocery store.

[B]

Really?

[D]

At a grocery store. Crazy. And check this out. He wasn't going through self checkout. He went through an actual checkout or person.

[B]

Was he by himself?

[D]

By himself?

[A]

What was he getting?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What do you have in the car? Oh, I didn't know. I really didn't look.

[B]

That's wild. Keith Urban is out buying groceries by himself. I know. Fancy grocery store.

[D]

Yes. It's very close to where we are now.

[B]

God.

[C]

Did you take a pic?

[D]

I did not.

[B]

What good.

[D]

I take a pic.

[B]

Wait, was it, like, right after he finished the show? Yeah, dude, like, no, no, no.

[D]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Not when he was here.

[B]

Okay. Because that makes sense.

[A]

That makes sense.

[D]

Nope. And I'm thinking, like, that's weird why he'd be over here, but I don't know. And I thought it was weird too, that he wouldn't try to be by himself. Like, hat. Didn't have a hat on or anything.

[B]

Did he have a guitar? No, no, because he's walking out with that.

[D]

But he kind of was dressed like he normally dresses.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, cool.

[A]

Because he. He must have been doing something in the area and was like, oh, I need to get some lentils.

[D]

Perfect.

[A]

But now we'll never know what he was getting because Eddie didn't think to look.

[D]

I didn't think. I just saw, like, oh, look, there's Keith Urban.

[B]

Were you staring?

[D]

No, no, I just. I saw him immediately. I'm like, that's. That's cool.

[B]

Were there other people staring?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

That's kind of like. I was like, what are people looking at? I saw people first, then saw Keith Urban.

[B]

Did people have their phones out recording him?

[D]

No, nobody.

[B]

That's cool.

[D]

No, but definitely a little.

[C]

You didn't say what's up?

[D]

No, man. Because I do self checkout and I'm surprised. I'm just surprised that, like, he would want to be talking to someone at a grocery store.

[B]

Also, self checkout is kind of annoying sometimes, especially if you have lentils because you got to find the barcode.

[A]

Well, I guess if you're getting them from the bulk bin.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that's where I would get straight to the bulk bin.

[D]

Good job, guys.

[B]

You got that Quick Lunchbox nailed it. Went Morgan Wallen.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think I would have gone because I still have Keith in my mind as married, even though I know he's not. That's good.

[B]

Hey, story about you.

[D]

What's up?

[B]

Do you know you might be on the news?

[D]

Oh, no. What did I do?

[B]

What do you mean?

[D]

Why would I be on the news?

[B]

Are you serious?

[D]

Huh? Why would I be in the news?

[B]

Why do you think you'd be.

[A]

Say it. This is getting weird.

[B]

No, it's not. Why do you think you'd be on the news?

[D]

Okay, what have I done recently, Low T?

[B]

Well, Nico Jackson called the news.

[D]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What did he do? Is it because of low T?

[B]

I don't know. Nico Jackson, he's not here. But Nico Jackson is lunchbox's age. No.

[D]

Is it agent Manager?

[C]

No, Nico Jackson is not an agent.

[B]

Who's Nico then?

[C]

Nico Jackson's just an older feller.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

That lives by himself and he just, you know, he loves the Bobby Bones show. There's Nico Jackson here, I hear.

[B]

Is Nico calling the news station?

[C]

Yeah, Nico called.

[B]

Oh, hey.

[A]

From the news desk.

[C]

Yeah, this is Nico Jackson and I got a story for you. I think you need to do a story on low T. Eddie low T Garcia, and I think it's great for men's health awareness week. Okay. All right, well, thank you. Yeah, I want to write that.

[B]

Got this down over here.

[C]

Low T. Garcia, he's geriatric. I think this would be a perfect segment for your 12 o' clock news.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[C]

Yeah, I got it. Low key. Garcia, it doesn't sound like you're really serious. All you're saying is low T. Garcia, I could put in a call and he could be down to your news station today. I'm right. No, no, no, it does. You just. Oh, yeah, my superiors like low. Maybe you got low T. Yeah, you know something?

[B]

I don't think this is going to work. This.

[C]

That this is a good story to. To air. That's too bad, man. That's a good story. Eddie low T Garcia is gonna be disappointed. His face on the news with lochi under there, he really wanted. I think he'd really be happy. But hey, if you want to miss on the story, I'll call another news station, have A great day, man. This is Nico Jackson.

[B]

Yes. They go out by saying his name again.

[D]

It's like a sign out.

[B]

You know what the funniest part about that is? I bet they deal with exactly that, but real.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Like people.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Old people calling with the story. They get upset their stories not being picked up and they hang. I'll call another station.

[D]

Well, we used to get a lot in the news is people complaining about Wheel of Fortune not being on or like, your news station is running too long. It's cutting off the front end of Wheel of Fortune.

[B]

What would you say? They say, huh?

[D]

What would the news desk say? Sorry, it's just breaking news. I'm sorry. Like, we had to.

[B]

It's like those people that in the evening, if, like, the Bachelor's on and there's a tornado and the tornado comes on, they get all pissed. Yes. They're like, oh, my God, it could,

[A]

like, save somebody's life to know they need to, like, take cover.

[B]

They're like, well, I'm in the middle of watching the Bachelor and you're trying to show me a tornado. That was crazy. Sorry, Nico. Couldn't get you on, man. Yeah.

[D]

Hey, good try. Thank you, man.

[C]

You're welcome.

[B]

You're welcome. All right, let's roll some voicemails.

[A]

Number one, I have a question for you. Would you rather be on the poop cruise or on the hantavirus cruise? Gotta pick one.

[B]

Love the show.

[A]

Bye. Oh, man.

[B]

The hantavirus cruise wasn't a real cruise, though. That was a small boat, 130 people on it. I wouldn't have been on that one anyway. The other one was a massive cruise ship. And the answer is easily the poop cruise. You'd have to be on that one because you're not going to die.

[A]

I mean, but you. That's pretty terrible.

[B]

And also, it's a real cruise ship.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, it's literally a massive cruise. Luxury liner. This freaking Hana virus cruise. A flat bottom out in the middle of the ocean and you could die.

[D]

What was it, like 100 people?

[B]

135.

[D]

Yeah, 135. That's small.

[B]

So I wouldn't be on that boat anyway. Boat size alone makes me pick the poop cruise. Now, on the poop cruise, didn't the, like. I don't know that the plumbing get messed up too? Like, backed up.

[D]

All of it. The power was out. Yeah, power was out on the entire boat. So therefore the plumbing was out. The food was rotten.

[A]

I mean, weren't they? Wasn't the The. The floors. The poop took over, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So they're just like.

[B]

But it could have been the whole floor, maybe selections of the ship. There's not enough poop on a cruise ship to fill up the whole floor of every. Every floor of a cruise ship.

[D]

But it was all the plumbing systems, like, so everybody's rooms.

[B]

Everybody's rooms.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Had poop in them.

[D]

Yeah. The. The water was flooded.

[B]

Everybody coming out of the toilet.

[D]

Coming out of the toilet because the power wasn't there to flush all that system out.

[B]

Okay. I'm possibly changing my mind. I just want to make sure that.

[A]

Because I think there's other diseases you could.

[D]

People were sleeping outside, like, on the pool deck, and they were fighting for those pool lawn chairs. So they can sleep on those because they couldn't sleep in their room.

[A]

Yeah. So you're changing your mind, but you

[D]

can die on the other one.

[B]

Yeah, but I might kill myself on the poop cruise.

[A]

I know. Throw yourself overboard.

[B]

I'm still gonna go poop cruise. Here's why. Which is the one I'd rather be on. You don't have to quarantine when you get off and people don't look at you like you might have a deadly disease. They might not have to ship you to Omaha to be in quarantine for weeks.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Both are terrible. I did reconsider, though.

[D]

What was cool about the poop cruise, though, is one day they said, you know what? Free drinks for everyone. So they gave everyone free drinks for one day, and then everyone started fighting. They realized that was a problem.

[A]

Yeah, bad idea. Bad idea.

[B]

I'd rather be on the poop cruise because then I have good stories. I didn't get quarantined. People didn't think I was going to kill them. There wasn't a chance of me dying. People died. I'm gonna go with poop cruise.

[A]

Okay. I'm going hantavirus. I want to be sent to my room. I don't see anybody, be around anybody. I'm not dealing with any weird smells. I can just crawl in my bed and then. Yeah, quarantine for some days when I get back.

[B]

You might die. You might die.

[A]

No, I'm not.

[B]

No, you don't get to do that. You don't get to say for sure.

[D]

You really might.

[A]

You might get some. Do you know how many infections spread through feces?

[B]

Yeah, a lot.

[A]

Diseases.

[B]

But again, people weren't dying from the poop cruise.

[A]

Did anybody die?

[D]

Not that I know of.

[A]

Mm. I'm still choosing it. I'LL take my. Take the risk, you poop cruise.

[B]

Lunchbox Poop cruise.

[D]

I'm not dying on that.

[C]

Yeah, I'm not taking a chance of dying.

[B]

Okay, next up, number two. I'm worried for Daniel and Eddie that they're never going to be able to retire after hearing the segment that neither

[A]

one of them have $5,000 to invest

[B]

in a vending machine because they should have about $300,000 in savings at this age to be able to retire at 60. I don't think they're ever going to be able to retire. I think they're going to work till they die. Thanks. Have a good day.

[D]

What did he say? We have to have? How much?

[B]

I think what he's looking at is for you to retire by 60 years old at this point in your life, you should have $300,000 in savings. Then I'm not retiring, like, in retirement.

[D]

This is not good.

[B]

I mean, that could be for 1K. That could be any of those areas where you've saved money.

[D]

Part of me is, like, banking on, like, a big hit somewhere in the next 10 years. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not necessarily the lottery, but

[A]

like an idea, something.

[B]

But you don't follow through with your idea. So you can have a great idea and it's going to take money even if you do have that great idea, which you aren't going to follow through with. So.

[D]

But who knows? Maybe in 10 years I start following through on things.

[B]

Yeah, that's how it usually works. Lunchbox.

[C]

Oh, he scared me when he said 300,000. I don't know where he makes that number out of clear air. If he's just doing that to scare us. But that's not good. That is not good.

[B]

I haven't heard the phrase out of clear air before. What?

[A]

What? Have you?

[C]

You've never heard that?

[D]

Out of thin air?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I was, like, thinking, what is it?

[B]

It's out of thin air.

[A]

Yeah, I grabbed that out of thin air.

[D]

But clear could be cool.

[B]

I just say I've never heard that version of it.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Maybe I didn't. Maybe I just made up my own thing. That's what I do, is I make up things in my head. I don't know. Maybe I've heard it wrong. But where does he come over 300,000?

[A]

Like lunchbox? Let's just tell him the hard truth. Lunchbox has worked for our company for over 20 years. If you had been contributing, even back when you made nothing, if you had been contributing to your 401k from when you started. You would have that right now.

[B]

You'd have more than that.

[A]

You'd have more than that. Yeah.

[C]

How?

[A]

Because that's how it works.

[C]

Oh, it just automatically goes to 300,000?

[A]

No, but there's compounding. It's an investment. Sometimes the company matches. It's. There's opportunities for you, and then the. The money's just put in there you don't even think about. And that's. That's the thing that's so powerful about that type of investment is it's just removed from your paycheck so you don't even have to think about it pre tax as well. Yes, good point.

[D]

Amy, can you retire at 60?

[A]

Well, I don't know yet, but I am on. Even with a divorce, I'm on pace.

[C]

Dang, Eddie, she could probably retire now, man.

[A]

That's true. That's not true. No, I need to keep working. Y' all have no idea. No, I have to keep working and it's okay. And I. I owe my. My husband, when we were married, is the one that was encouraging me. Amy, you need to set up your 401k. He was good with our savings. Like, that's. He's. He helped get me there. So I need to give credit where credit is due, but also us, you know, we had to split everything.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So she just got the 4.0, he got the 1k.

[D]

Maybe that was his plan.

[A]

No, but, you know, I think I'm thankful for that, though, because I think I probably would have been like y', all, or hopefully at some point I would have figured it out on my own. But he got me started in my 20s and then that probably when I got divorced, that's when I woke up and I started to take. Take the. What's another saying? I'm taking the bull.

[B]

Bull by the clean air.

[A]

I'm taking the horse by the reins.

[B]

Yeah. Taking the bull by the.

[D]

Can you retire at 60?

[A]

Yeah. Bobby could retire five years ago. Ten years ago.

[D]

Are you on pay phones?

[B]

I'm pretty good.

[D]

Good.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing all right.

[D]

Dang, that's so sad.

[B]

Yeah. I could kick all the cameras down in this place and walk out right now.

[D]

No way.

[B]

Be like, I'm done. But then I'd be like, why did I kick my own cameras down? I paid for those. Ray, give me number five, please.

[A]

Hi, guys, it's Yolanda. I'm from Las Vegas, Nevada.

[B]

I'm with my 3 year old granddaughter

[A]

and I'm going to ask her the

[B]

question about the cookie and vegetables.

[A]

So here we go.

[B]

Evelyn, do you want cookies or vegetables for breakfast? Cookies. So I guess they're wrong because I asked my 4 year old granddaughter too, and she also said cookies. I just thought I'd let you know. And I thought it was kind of funny. Have a good day. Bye. I'd love to hear a kid to pick vegetables. Just because it was second.

[A]

I forgot. I need to try this out on my son. I know he's 15, but.

[D]

Yeah, because it's toddler.

[B]

Is it toddlers?

[A]

I know, but we'll just see if it works on him.

[D]

He might say vegetables.

[A]

That's what I'm thinking. He will eat salad out of the plant. Clear out of the clear air. Yeah, he just grabs. He reaches into the fridge and grabs it out of the bag and just eats it.

[B]

There you go, everybody. Thank you. Hey, leave us a voicemail anytime. Seriously, weekends coming up, you're like, dang, I heard a podcast. I want to hop in. I want to say something to the show. 877-77-Bobby got the voicemail lineup all weekend long. Just hit that up. Story of the day.

[C]

This story comes to us from Santa Rosa, California. A woman walked into a bank, handed the teller a note and said, give me some money in the bag or people will get killed. They put money in a bag, she walked out. Only problem is she had blue dyed hair, bright blue, and a cheetah jacket on. They put her on the news. Next day at the post office wearing the same outfit.

[B]

Someone's like, that's the same outfit. I thought, okay, she's being smart. If she never wears the cheetah outfit and she never wears the blue hair, it's a complete disguise distraction.

[D]

She's good.

[B]

You don't wear it day two.

[A]

Yeah, but she's a bonehead.

[B]

But I didn't know this until after it happened.

[C]

And some lady saw her in line at the post office. Like, that's the lady from the news.

[B]

Yeah. Her hair is dyed blue. It's not even a wig. I'm looking at it. Wow. Okay.

[C]

And so the police responded and arrested her.

[B]

That's crazy. All right, good for the. Oh, and bad for everybody.

[D]

Yeah, probably like, wow, that was easy.

[B]

It was too easy. Like, you think you're walking into a trap.

[D]

Right?

[B]

It's so easy.

[C]

Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day, Bones.

[B]

All right, voicemail.

[A]

How would Lunchbox feel if for Father's Day she didn't take the kids shopping to get him a Father's Day gift and just said, well, no, he's not my father. He's their father, and they don't want

[B]

to do anything for Father's Day, so

[A]

why should I go out and spend my money on a Father's Day gift for him? You know what? Lunch. Maybe this year you shouldn't get a Father's Day gift so you can appreciate the fact of what your wife does. Love the show.

[B]

Get it? What do you got?

[C]

Yeah, what does my wife do? She's. She's not my. I'm not her dad, so she shouldn't get me a gift. She never gets me a gift anyway, so what's the big deal? Yeah, the kids. She should take the kids to get me gifts because I am their father. And so, yes, that is her responsibility to take them shopping so they can get. They can get me a gift. She doesn't have to get me a gift. She never does.

[B]

Did you take your kids to get her a gift?

[C]

No, because here's the thing. Here's the great thing about Mother's Day. They're in school, so they make things for Mother's Day. They already do projects at school. The fathers, they get screwed because school's out by then, and there is no homemade, like handprint flowers or anything like that. So the white needs to go with the sons, the kids, the daughters, and get the dad gifts.

[B]

Are you really getting screwed, or is that to your benefit that they're not in school?

[C]

It's our benefit. I don't have to have a little tchotchkes with handprints on it. I can go. They can go buy me, you know, a soccer ball or a new shirt.

[D]

Oh, yeah,

[C]

you know, something cool.

[B]

Funny thing to go to.

[A]

Yeah, well, that's what he likes.

[B]

They get out a fidget spinner.

[C]

No, I still play soccer. You need a soccer ball for the game, so it's nice.

[B]

All right. Number six, please.

[A]

Ray, I. Bobby, my fiance and I get married this Saturday. I have been forcing him to listen to your guys's show for last three years now. I'd love for you to give him what your advice would be to keeping a happy marriage. We love listening to you guys and we hope you have a great day.

[B]

Okay. All the generic stuff's going to be communicate. Communicate and show love. And let's. Let's say no generic, okay? Be very specific. Got it.

[D]

Everybody got it.

[B]

Who's been married the longest?

[D]

Eddie. Me.

[B]

Go.

[D]

Patience. That's. That's very specific. Be patient with each other.

[B]

That's not specific at all.

[C]

Generic answer ever.

[D]

No, communication would be the most generic.

[B]

I could co sign on that, but patience is second. Give me an ex. An exact.

[D]

Like, you guys are going to get on each other's nerves. I think marriage is really, really hard. But be patient with each other and try to understand each other. And once you do that, it'll go a lot smoother.

[B]

I don't think you're wrong. I just was looking for something that they could put in their toolbox. Instead of something that's very vague.

[D]

Put it in there. Be patient.

[B]

Put the vague. Patience.

[A]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

The second longest is lunchbox. Lunchbox.

[C]

Yeah. You got to still flirt with your significant other. If you guys. Like, if you're at the grocery store and you slap them on the butt, you know, or, you know, you do a little flirty movements, continue to do that. Just because you're married doesn't mean the flirty needs to stop. Send that flirty text saying, hey, thinking about you after work today. Yeah, you know, something like that. Here's a picture.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

You gotta do the flirting. Like, if he likes to, you know, give you little honks, let him give him honks. Keep doing it. Don't change just because you're married.

[A]

I don't.

[C]

On the boob.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

So I don't think anybody disagrees with macro what he's saying. It's just how he says it and what he includes to make us go, ha.

[A]

I co. Sign on the flirting.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

How about the honking?

[A]

I mean, well, but if they do that for everybody.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Mine would be she will say very specific things that she likes or needs. Do them like very specific things, even if it's like she stops somewhere. And so that'd be cool. Like, remember the little things. Keep a note of it. And it doesn't have to be expensive. It doesn't have to be grand gestures. But if you can listen to little bitty specific things that she says, remember, then put a note in your phone and then do an actually fulfill those specific needs. Man, it goes so far. And it also helps you listen more longer to even more important things that you may be miss Missing listen's a good one too, but no, I'm not doing listening. That's too vague.

[D]

But still a good one.

[B]

Amy, you're no longer married, so we didn't put you in the mix. But you're last now, but you get

[A]

to do something, right? So I would be celebrating 20 years.

[B]

Yeah, but, but, but

[A]

I mean, I've got a few things halt That's a good one. It's a little acronym to keep in your toolbox of like if tensions are high, assess is either one of us hungry, angry, lonely or tired. And if you are one or more of those things, pause the conversation until you can maybe get some food, get some rest or get some connection. Maybe if you're feeling disconnected, that's the lonely. Because if you've got halt going on, you're not going to be productive with your time. This I'm talking about if you're in

[B]

conflict, I feel like most times if we're in conflict, I'm hat.

[A]

What is that? Hungry, angry and tired.

[B]

Yeah, no, lonely. But I'm hat. I'm hot as crap sometimes.

[A]

Yeah, well, but it's good to recognize pause and be like, let's circle back after we have a snack or something.

[B]

My problem with circle back and you

[A]

know, this is you hope you're like, oh, maybe I can go a month. Month.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

I.

[B]

My circle is so long. I mean I need that circle. It's. But congratulations to you guys. Hope you have an awesome wedding since you're getting married to Saturday. So tomorrow. That's awesome. Congratulations. I hope it's fantastic. And we will see you guys on Monday. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Readyarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer Raymundo Head of production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Quick question for all the parents listening. When was the last time your kid asked for something and you didn't have to think twice about saying yes? Because a lot of parents have been hearing the same requests lately. Can I have Lingokids? And here's the thing. Lingokids is the number one entertainment platform for young kids with more than 4,000 interactive games, songs and shows. Astronauts, wild animals, superheroes, dinosaurs. It's literally everything kids love all in one place. So when they ask for it, you can actually feel good about saying yes. Download Lingokids for free, start exploring today. Or unlock even more amazing content with LingoKids Plus. And if you go with the yearly plan, you can save up to 60%. Search LingoKids in the app store or Google. Play Lingokids everything kids love. And now for a bit of breaking news. Between your breaking news with me, the

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