FRI PT 1: Lunchbox Made The News!!! + Can You Sleep Naked At Your In-Laws? + Teacher Accused Of Getting Massages From Students

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – FRI PT 1 (January 23, 2026)

Overview

This lively Friday episode of The Bobby Bones Show is packed with games, quirky dilemmas, and eventful stories from the cast’s lives. The crew plays a tense round of “Easy Trivia,” debates whether it's acceptable to sleep naked at the in-laws, celebrates Lunchbox’s local TV “fame,” and discusses some eyebrow-raising news stories—including a teacher accused of questionable classroom behavior. Fun facts, winter storm prep, and a story about Abby's car accident round out the episode, blending humor and real talk.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Easy Trivia Tournament (00:21 – 10:04)

• Game Show-Style Questions: The episode kicks off with trivia covering food, famous fictional numbers, US presidents, science, years in history, TV characters, and more.
• Standout Moments:
  • Lunchbox dramatically struggles but manages to answer correctly under pressure.
    • Quote (Lunchbox, 02:11): "Yeah, I was. That was stressful, man."
  • Friendly ribbing and supportive banter as the game gets tenser.
  • Amy’s comical internal debate over whether bees collect nectar or pollen.
    • Quote (Amy, 05:34): "Oh my gosh. What do they collect? Nectar. That's your answer? Yeah. Correct."
  • Eddie's visualization technique to recall the year Titanic sank.
    • Quote (Eddie, 06:28): "I'm just using my head to just give me pictures of the year...1912."

2. Mailbag: Sleeping Naked at the In-Laws (10:06 – 13:41)

• A listener asks if it’s okay to sleep naked at his wife’s parents’ house since his mother-in-law tends to barge in.
• Consensus: Wear underwear or bottoms; respect your spouse’s request and her parents’ house.
  • Quote (Bobby, 10:58): "I definitely don't think the answer is 'I'm sure your mom's seen a naked man's butt before.'"
  • Quote (Amy, 11:05): "Just some bottoms. Like pajama bottoms."
  • Cast shares personal sleepwear routines at in-laws.
  • Bobby decries his wife's hatred of his ever-present cut-off shirts.

3. Lunchbox Made the News! (13:41 – 20:23)

• Listener Voicemail alerts the crew Lunchbox was seen giving a snowstorm soundbite on NewsChannel 5.
• Audio clip is played, featuring Lunchbox’s forecast commentary. He laments not being identified by name on-air and speculates it's because "everybody knows who he is."
  • Quote (Lunchbox, 14:01): "They didn't put my name because they're like, oh, people know who this is."
  • Fun banter about his TV appearance, including possible shirt logo censorship and looking "homeless."
  • Caller Jared confirms Lunchbox's performance and receives a $250 Macy’s gift card.
• Lunchbox, ever boastful, jokes about his rising stardom.

4. Fact Friday (20:24 – 25:01)

• Each cast member shares quirky or surprising facts:
  • Bobby: In the 1920s-30s, Americans hung baby cages outside apartment windows for fresh air.
  • Amy: Houses with black front doors sell for higher prices.
  • Eddie: Most French toilet paper is pink, considered “luxury.”
  • Morgan: Shakespeare engraved a curse on his tombstone.
  • Lunchbox: The Bodhi tribe in Ethiopia celebrates fattening up men for a bride contest.
• Tangent on Coco Chanel changing beauty standards—and her WWII Nazi ties—sparks surprise and laughter.

5. Winter Storm Prep Mania (25:01 – 29:57)

• Team discusses projected record snow/ice storm.
  • Hyperlocal shortages at stores: bread, beans, meat, and more.
  • Morgan witnesses two fights at grocery and hardware stores.
  • Eddie asks about using propane heaters indoors and everyone debates storm safety.
  • Bobby’s gas stove and fireplace become survival “plan B.”

6. Amy’s Morning Corny & Listener Joke (31:22 – 32:31)

• Listener joke: "What is Forest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne."
• Amy: "Where do pigs post their relationship status? On Insta-ham."
  • Quote (Amy, 32:15): "Where do pigs post their relationship status? On Insta-ham."

7. News: Teacher Accused of Getting Massages From Students (32:31 – 36:59)

• Discussion of an Indiana teacher accused of having kindergarteners massage her feet, rub lotion, and play with her hair.
• Debate gets heated about double standards and what constitutes “grooming” behavior.
  • Quote (Bobby, 33:14): "If this were a dude, it would be like, no, you can't do this. And you're locked up."
  • Lunchbox recalls similar experiences as a child and sees no problem if the teacher is female, sparking disagreement among the group.
  • Bobby and Eddie: Bad judgment, not acceptable in today’s climate.

8. Bonehead Story of the Day (37:03 – 38:21)

• A 37-year-old teacher in Illinois is charged with assault for throwing a shoe at a misbehaving middle schooler.
• Team debates: Is throwing a shoe career-ending? Punching a student is definitely worse.

9. Abby’s Car Accident Story (38:21 – 41:47)

• Abby recounts being sideswiped by an elderly woman who then leaves the scene (to pick up her husband from surgery).
• She gathers info, files a report, and the group expresses concern and amusement over her easygoing reaction and bad luck.
  • Quote (Abby, 40:21): "I mean, it's the whole half of my car. The side. It's like the bumper. Side, bumper above my tire, and then the side door."
  • Group teases her for not blocking the woman in until police arrived.

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Notable Quotes

• Lunchbox on making the news (14:01): “I am so big in this clip...they didn’t have to put my name because they’re like, oh, people know who this is.”
• Bobby on in-law etiquette (11:05): "If you're at her parents' house and she requests this...I think you do that."
• Amy on trivia confusion (05:34): “But now, why am I confused right now between pollen and nectar?”
• Eddie on Titanic trivia victory (06:41): “No, I'm telling you, I've seen it somewhere.”
• Bobby on teacher massage scandal (33:14): “If this were a dude, it would be like, no, you can't do this. And you're locked up.”
• Abby on her accident (39:21): “I was driving down the road and you...you ran into me.”

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Trivia Game Start: 00:21
• Mailbag: Sleeping at In-laws: 10:06
• Lunchbox on the Local News: 13:41
• Fact Friday: 20:24
• Winter Storm Prep: 25:01
• Amy’s Morning Corny: 32:14
• Teacher Massage Story: 32:31
• Bonehead Story of the Day: 37:03
• Abby’s Car Accident: 38:21

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Tone & Dynamics

The show retains its playful, light-hearted but opinionated tone throughout, marked by Bobby's quick wit, Lunchbox's braggadocio, and Amy’s down-to-earth sensibility. Group banter is full of teasing, friendly debates, and sudden pivots—from absurdity to genuine concern—all of which keep the show entertaining and relatable.

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Memorable Moments

• Lunchbox’s over-the-top reaction to his TV appearance (and delusions of fame).
• Morgan’s tale of grocery store bean wars during storm panic.
• The cast’s surprisingly heated debate over the ethics of teacher/student boundaries.
• Abby’s easygoing reaction to her car accident, gaining more “damage” as the story progresses.

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This episode delivers a blend of gameshow energy, real-life hijinks, and thoughtful commentary on sensitive topics, all in classic Bobby Bones Show style.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Amy]

Guaranteed Human.

[Bones]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby.

[Amy]

Transmitting across America.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio.

[Bones]

Morning, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Easy Trivia. The category is food. Eddie, what's the main ingredient in guacamole?

[Eddie]

Avocados.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, what fruit is yellow and monkeys love it?

[Amy]

Bananas.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox, what vegetable is orange and often eaten by rabbits?

[Lunchbox]

Carrots.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Morgan, what red fruit is often on pizza?

[Amy]

Red fruit.

[Abby]

Tomatoes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Little trick there. So you all passed, but if you miss from here out, you'll hear this sound.

[Lunchbox]

You've been boned.

[Bobby Bones]

One more win, and Eddie repeats his champion.

[Eddie]

Today could be the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Today could be the day. Amy with three, Morgan with two. Lunchbox with zero. As we play to five. The category is famous fictional numbers. Eddie, how many Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are there?

[Eddie]

Four.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, in the story of Snow White, how many dwarfs are there?

[Amy]

Seven.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. How many companions travel with Dorothy in the wizard of Oz?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

I have no idea. You have no idea? You have no idea?

[Eddie]

Like Scarecrow, he's grabbing his pen.

[Lunchbox]

Lion.

[Bobby Bones]

But you have no idea. I think this is an idea.

[Lunchbox]

We're hearing Tin Man. I mean, Toto. That's the dog. Scarecrow, lion, tin man, toto.

[Bobby Bones]

Need an answer.

[Lunchbox]

We'll go four.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

So you did have an idea.

[Eddie]

You actually knew the answer.

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't know the. I had to write. I wouldn't even. I. I almost didn't even count.

[Bobby Bones]

You tried to have a stroke.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I was. That was stressful, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Next up, Morgan, famous fictional numbers. How many members are on this Scooby Doo gang?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, good luck.

[Morgan]

There's two girls, there's two guys, and there's Scooby. There's Velma. That's the only one I can name. And then got Scooby's owner. And I think there's another dude. I think there's five total, I think. But that's honestly going to be my best guess. I'm going five.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Wow. Good job, Morgan. Scooby and Shaggy. Two girls, Daphne and Velma. And then Fred.

[Morgan]

Fred is the one I'm going to think of.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Good job. Everybody remains. Eddie. The category is US Presidents. Which president is famous for saying, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself?

[Eddie]

The only thing we have to fe. That's Franklin Delanor Roosevelt.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. We played that in a game earlier this week. Good job. Amy, who is known as the father of the United States?

[Amy]

George Washington.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox who was the 16th president and led the country during the Civil War?

[Lunchbox]

That's honest. Abraham Lincoln.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Morgan, what city was JFK assassinated?

[Morgan]

I think I've been here before and I can see the road.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you've been to the actual site?

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought you meant the city.

[Lunchbox]

What was.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, what city was JFK assassinated in? Shoot.

[Morgan]

What city is that? This is gonna make me so mad because I'm pretty. Unless I had, like, a dream and I just visited in a dream, which would be weird. Where is that?

[Bobby Bones]

Five seconds.

[Morgan]

See the road? Franklin D. Roosevelt.

[Amy]

He's in a parade.

[Morgan]

I don't know where. Why are you laughing? I. I don't know, guys.

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

You've been booed.

[Morgan]

Washington, D.C. i don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you guys know it? Yeah.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Dallas.

[Amy]

Dallas. But also, we weren't laughing. Not being able to figure it out. You're laughing, cuz. Who do you think got shot?

[Abby]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Now, you said Franklin.

[Morgan]

Is that who you answered?

[Abby]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

You said parade. I knew it. But if you wouldn't have said parade, I wouldn't have known where he got shot either.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan's out. Three people remain. Eddie. Starts with H, ends with O. Oh, number one. What do you call the main good guy in a movie or a story?

[Eddie]

Oh, hero.

[Bobby Bones]

Good, huh? Amy, what kind of pepper is small, lantern shaped, and it's known for its intense heat?

[Amy]

Habanero.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Lunchbox. This glowing ring is often shown above an angel's head.

[Lunchbox]

I got one above mine. It's called a halo.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Eddie]

No, you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

The category is science. Eddie, what's the freezing point of water in Celsius?

[Eddie]

Oh, in Celsius, I believe that's zero. Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, what do bees collect from flowers to make honey?

[Amy]

They go around and they collect. But now, why am I confused right now between pollen and nectar? What?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

What do bees collect from flowers to make honey?

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. What is the nectar? Pollen. Nectar. Do they collect the nectar or do they collect the pollen? The pollen gets on their little feet.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Five seconds.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. What do they collect? Nectar.

[Bobby Bones]

That your answer?

[Bones]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Nectar.

[Amy]

Praise the Lord.

[Eddie]

I thought it was pollen. Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. What's the center of an atom called?

[Lunchbox]

Sir, that's the nucleus.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Eddie]

What'd you say, like Elvis?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I was just trying to like. I was hoping that would make it right.

[Bobby Bones]

The category is famous years. Eddie, what year did the Titanic sink?

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. Come on. Ah, it's in the. It's not in the 20s.

[Bobby Bones]

This is a tough category.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, that's real hard.

[Bobby Bones]

What year did the Titanic sink?

[Eddie]

I'm just using my head to just give me pictures of the year, because I know I've seen. Seen the year. Early, early 1900s. 1912.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. What?

[Eddie]

No, I'm telling you, I've seen it somewhere.

[Amy]

So you did a visualization of, like, you were like, show me the letter or the numbers. Okay, I'm gonna try that, if that worked.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, what year was the original iPhone released?

[Amy]

Okay, let me picture the. I want my. My brain to show me the years. I don't know. I have. I have it in my mind, but I don't know. Did the iPad come first?

[Bobby Bones]

What year was the original iPhone released?

[Amy]

Oh, man. So the Lord getting me back.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you got?

[Amy]

I have either 2006 or 2008.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, pick one, but don't make me. Go ahead. Three seconds.

[Amy]

2008.

[Bobby Bones]

Your other guess was what, six? It's 2007. You're right in the middle.

[Eddie]

Hit the one in the middle.

[Amy]

Well, I was always a little behind, so I probably bought it.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, what is Taylor Swift's birth year?

[Amy]

Ask for the sign.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my gosh, Eddie, if he misses this, you're the champ.

[Bones]

Huh?

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, if you miss this, you're out the whole next round because you got zero points.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, what? What happened to eliminating people?

[Bobby Bones]

You're eliminated.

[Lunchbox]

No, I mean, Eddie, no.

[Eddie]

I think we changed.

[Bobby Bones]

We changed it to the person who finished last.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, why would you want the most interesting person out of the game?

[Bobby Bones]

Get this.

[Eddie]

Get this, right?

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, five seconds.

[Amy]

Well, don't lose.

[Lunchbox]

I'm trying.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

Would you guys stop talking?

[Bobby Bones]

What is Taylor Swift's birth year, Mr. Interesting.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on. When did we move here?

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Lunchbox]

We moved here in 2000. What year is this? Now we moved here. Stop.

[Bobby Bones]

What year.

[Lunchbox]

Mover.

[Bobby Bones]

What year is it?

[Lunchbox]

Guys, you're talking in my thinking.

[Eddie]

Hey, this is interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let it play.

[Lunchbox]

And Amy made us film that stupid video. Gosh, what was her video, though? Oh, and because, Taylor, I'm gonna put you.

[Bobby Bones]

10 seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Would you let me. I am trying to do a mathematical equation.

[Bones]

Eight.

[Bobby Bones]

Five seconds.

[Lunchbox]

We'll go with 1989.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

No, thank you.

[Lunchbox]

That stupid video. Got it there.

[Eddie]

No, no. You knew it from the very beginning.

[Lunchbox]

No, I did not.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, category is animated kids.

[Amy]

Come on, Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, Meg, Chris, and Stewie are the kids from what animated show?

[Eddie]

Stewie is a Rugrat. So the Rugrats.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Family Guy. Family Guy.

[Lunchbox]

Give me one, give me one.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

I need this.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. Huey, Dewey and Louie. Huey, Dewey and Louie are the nephews from what animated show?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Huey, Dewey and Louie. Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's what he said.

[Bobby Bones]

What year is it? No, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

Mathematical equation there.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Five seconds.

[Lunchbox]

That is Duck Tales winner. Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Live again to play next week.

[Eddie]

What a game.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job. It's the anonymous in bo. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a naked sleeper, but my wife wants me to change that when we visit her parents this weekend. This will be our first visit to her parents place since we've been married. She says her mom has a habit of just barging into rooms unannounced. I told her I'm sure she's seen a naked man's butt before and it shouldn't be that big of a deal. Plus, that's why there are locks on doors. She thinks I'm being stubborn, but I don't think I can get a good night's sleep with a bunch of clothes on. Is this the wrong battle to be fighting sign? Nude sleeper? I definitely don't think the answer is I'm sure your mom's in a naked man's butt before. I don't think that's the answer.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

And if you're at her parents house and she requests this of you at her parents house, I think you do that.

[Amy]

And you don't have to put on a bunch of clothes, but at least just some bottoms.

[Bobby Bones]

Some on the bottoms. Yeah, underwear, bottoms, Boxers.

[Amy]

I mean, something on the bottom. Like pajama bottom.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

We just wouldn't call it that. Pants, underwear.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. If I said, Eddie, you got any new bottoms lately?

[Eddie]

I mean, what are you talking?

[Bobby Bones]

What the heck's a bottom?

[Abby]

But also, should she talk to her.

[Amy]

Mom about not just barging in?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but that's a whole second thing. And also, why are you going to have that conversation if you're there once a year for two days? Do you really want to have a conversation like you shouldn't barge in at your own house? Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Wear underwear, dude.

[Eddie]

You think underwear is enough? Like tighty whities?

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's a good compromise.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's enough. As long as that stuff is covered, it's enough.

[Bobby Bones]

Because here's the thing. She may have never or she may have seen many a naked man's butt before, but if she happens to see your front.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yes. That's what I'm concerned about.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No one's talking about the butt dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Different ball game, buddy. Yeah. Wear some underwear.

[Eddie]

How do you sleep at your in laws?

[Bobby Bones]

Like I wear bottoms.

[Eddie]

What does that mean?

[Bobby Bones]

I, I, I, I just, I wanted to wear but I do. I put on shorts. I now though if I wake up in the middle of the night, I will get up in shorts and underwear. But no shirt if it's in the middle of the night. I need some water. I don't mind doing that. I wouldn't have done that early. I would have put on. I cut off. I always wear cutoffs. A cutoff shirt, shorts. But now, now I'll get. No, it's not. No shirt is not better.

[Amy]

No shirt is better than cutoffs.

[Bobby Bones]

My wife hates my cut off 100%. Mo shirts don't even need to be retired to be a cutoff. Meaning I don't have to be done with it. If it's just a good T shirt, it's better as a cutoff. Yeah, it's like a great steak. It's better with a one, sure. I don't know that I wear a single T shirt around the house with sleeves in it, period.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. If I'm home and I'm wearing home clothes, I do not own a top with sleeves. It's right to the. I have two drawers of cutouts.

[Amy]

Honestly, this must be something she, your wife has just like, I don't know, get given up on or something because she hates it. She, she knows how to, you know, tell you what's up. And this must be one where she just waved the flag because. Yeah, you wear those cutoff shirts all.

[Bobby Bones]

If you come to my house, it's cut off. I'm wearing a cut off.

[Eddie]

But you've been doing that for years, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know why. Because it's not about muscles. It's just about freedom, you know, it's that freedom. Hey, buddy. Wear underwear. All right, that's the mail bag. Close it up. All right, here's a voicemail.

[Lunchbox]

Go.

[Bones]

Hey, Bobby, this is David in Baxter, Tennessee. I just saw Lunchbox on News Channel 5 talking about snow and his apps. Just thought you might want to know that, buddy. See you.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks. We were wondering if he's going to make the news.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

So he brought in audio of us talking to a news reporter. It wasn't from the news, but he made the news. Anything you want to say?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my goodness, guys, I'm going to tell you what. I am so big in this clip. Like they know that I'm such a big person. I'm so Famous. They didn't put my name on there. They didn't even name me. They named the reporter and they named a lady later after me. They didn't have to put my name because they're like, oh, people know who this is.

[Bobby Bones]

You were an extra.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I was the star.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you tell them your name was?

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why they didn't put your name. I thought you were messing with them. Okay, let's play the audio. Go ahead.

[Eddie]

News Channel 5's Kelsey Gibbs tonight. Why? Especially here, tiny details can make a big difference.

[Lunchbox]

80% chance on Saturday. Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Forecast are everywhere. Feeds, even family chats, either from my.

[Lunchbox]

Wife or from my phone. Right here. I just pull it up and whatever it says I go by.

[Bobby Bones]

In the south, winter storms come with one certainty, uncertainty. People are thinking, we're going to get 20 inches of snow.

[Lunchbox]

That's what my wife originally said. And she was like, oh my gosh, it's going to be 20 inches. And I'm like, there's no way.

[Bobby Bones]

This week's system from Texas to the Carolinas has the rare southern combo. Cold air and moisture. You made it for sure. They didn't put your name up?

[Lunchbox]

Nope.

[Amy]

But the girl that talked after you, the other voice, they put her name.

[Lunchbox]

That's the news anchor or the reporter girl. And then at the very end of the clip, they brought in some other lady. I don't know, she didn't really add much, but they put her name because.

[Bobby Bones]

Because why?

[Lunchbox]

No one knows who she is. And they were on to make sure that people knew who she was. My name nowhere. Cuz they're like, oh, this dude's a stud. Like everybody knows who he is. It was. But I'm so disappointed.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

They took away my clip of snow. Snow. Let it snow.

[Eddie]

I did think that was the one. That was the sound. Home run.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought they'd start with that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, so did I.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you show the picture of him in the video? And he's just a, you know, a guy in a knit cap with his hoodie on. There's plenty of room on this picture to put your name correct.

[Amy]

Oh, look at that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Did they blur out loser on the bottom of sore losers?

[Amy]

No, I think it's probably just. I think it was cropped down, right?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's interesting. They're like, because I. Yeah, we don't see it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm telling you, it's not so cropped.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, maybe it's not crop. Maybe they did put some darkness on there.

[Amy]

I like a little vignette to cover it.

[Eddie]

Guys, I'm gonna be honest. He looks homeless.

[Bobby Bones]

It does look like they're talking to a homeless guy. No, man, but I think they blurred out sore losers on your shirt. And they didn't put your, like they used effort to blur something out, but they didn't put your name.

[Amy]

Yeah, because all you can see is or o R or.

[Lunchbox]

Huh.

[Eddie]

Offensive maybe to some viewers.

[Lunchbox]

Is that why they did that?

[Amy]

Yes. I mean, the k use on your.

[Bobby Bones]

Hat a few bucks after this, like.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

A warm meal.

[Lunchbox]

They didn't offer me anything. Shelter. I mean, how great was I? I mean.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty solid. Pretty solid. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

From the girl to me to the girl. I mean, they came back to me like numerous times.

[Bobby Bones]

Jared's on. I think Jared saw this too. Let's go over to Jared on line four. Hey, Jared.

[Bones]

Hey.

[Bobby Bones]

You see Lunchbox on the news?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, sir.

[Bones]

It was about 4, 4:15 yesterday. I was actually, I called his voice. I happened to look over and I was like, oh, I think that's Lunchbox. Because they just panned away to the lady who's interviewing him. And then he came back on. I was like, yep, that's, that's Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

What were your thoughts on his performance?

[Bones]

He was good. He wasn't loud like he normally is on the radio, but I mean, he was, he was energetic. Yeah, yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't nearly as loud.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, well, we appreciate that. Thank you for calling the show. Hey, let me. I'm give this guy a little prize here.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Would you like a 250 gift card to Macy's, Jared?

[Bones]

I would love one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, tell me about it, buddy. January always feels like a reset month. Not just for routines, but for how you want things to feel day to day. Talk about small things that make a difference. You know what? Hey, what, what do you need refresh wise in your wardrobe, Jared?

[Bones]

Ah, I could use some shirts. I usually just work and stay in my work all the time. Work clothes all the time. So definitely some new shirts.

[Bobby Bones]

Get them a little something nice is what I say. Brands like Levi's, denim. You like denim, Jared?

[Bones]

Yeah, that's not too bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Heck yeah. Heck yeah, he does.

[Amy]

You should try it out. Hey, are you married?

[Bones]

I am 21 years this year.

[Amy]

Your wife will like it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, now you're giving the gift card to her?

[Amy]

No, she liked him in the new denim.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, got it.

[Amy]

She'll like the look, the Levi's.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Well, for Jared, Macy's is the perfect place for adding a pop of personality to everyday winter looks. What's your current winter look right now, Jared?

[Bones]

Shorts and whatever will keep me warm. Up top.

[Amy]

Shorts.

[Eddie]

Brave guy.

[Bobby Bones]

You wear shorts year round?

[Bones]

Year round. Unless it's below 5 degrees, I'm in shorts. I hot blooded. So I stay hot all the time. I sweat. And if I'm sweating, then it just gets miserable anyways because it's cold on the inside of my arms.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, what if you're, you know, like outside?

[Bones]

Well, if usually at work. I mean, I work outside. I deliver beer for a living, so.

[Bobby Bones]

And you wear shorts.

[Bones]

But I'm in shorts. I wear shorts.

[Bobby Bones]

Man, you need to go to Macy's, man.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You need pants.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So discover what's new at Macy's from fresh styles and standout accessories to new fragrances. And explore the Macy's style guide. For Inspiration, head to Macy's.com or stop by your local Macy's. We are going to give you a 250 gift card, Jared. So thank you for listening and thank you for calling in reviewing Lunchbox's performance on the news.

[Bones]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, stay on the phone one second. So anything happened? Anybody call you modeling agencies?

[Lunchbox]

Not yet. I haven't had anything. I've been checking my email looking to see if anybody wants me to talk about something else, but nothing has come in. But pretty proud of myself that the camera found me. I'm telling you, just go to a random dog park and the camera's like, where could this guy be? And they went searching. They found a star.

[Bobby Bones]

It's so weird. They didn't put his name up.

[Eddie]

That is strange.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it because he gave them the name Lunchbox. They didn't know who he was. And they're like, this guy, we can't.

[Eddie]

He's messing with us. So. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You never told him?

[Amy]

Because I feel like they would say if he said Lunchbox. I'm actually, I work in radio. Co host on the Bobby Bone Show. They would maybe put that. Wouldn't you think?

[Lunchbox]

I. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Hey, I mean, I think they realize I'm so big.

[Eddie]

I really don't think that's it.

[Lunchbox]

They didn't want to be flooded with call. Oh my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

We're happy you made the news though.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, so cool. What a great job, way to represent.

[Eddie]

And from that caller, they said they saw it at like 4 o', clock, so that means.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, didn't even make the six o' clock news.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So you made probably all the News.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, this one's at 10:03. Oh, you made all the newses?

[Lunchbox]

I made all the newses. So I was on multiple broadcasts. That's how big of a star I was. Hey.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, how come I didn't get the.

[Eddie]

Macy's gift card actually from that picture?

[Lunchbox]

You know what? You need it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you need it from this picture.

[Bones]

Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Fact Friday. I'll go first. In the 20s and 30s, people used to have cages built to hang outside their apartment windows, and they put their babies in them. They believe that putting their babies outside in a cage kept them healthy, breathing outside air, and kept them growing. So they hang them in cages outside their window in America. Whoa. Times have changed.

[Eddie]

Thankfully.

[Bobby Bones]

Thankfully.

[Amy]

Yes, Amy, Homes with black front doors sell for the highest price. So if you're about to put your home on the market, maybe paint your front door black. Because a Zillow survey noted that a home with a black front door might sell up to $6,449 more. Why a slate blue comes in a close second? I don't know. Maybe it's just seen as a little more sophisticated, fancier. That's just the survey when it came to the asking prices and the colors of the front door.

[Bobby Bones]

Have we ever. I don't know if I've ever seen a black front door.

[Amy]

Oh, I have. Lots.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe I just don't notice the colors of front doors.

[Eddie]

You're not looking for that.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah, colors by age 32. Okay, yes, I'm colorblind, but I know black, I think. I don't know. By age 32, you've been alive for 1 billion seconds. Oh. So if you're 32, you hit that billion second.

[Amy]

So that means it would take 32 years to count to a billion.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it? Well, if you count one second at a time, yeah. Yeah, Morgan.

[Morgan]

So William Shakespeare. Everybody know who that is, right?

[Bobby Bones]

We know who that is. Yes.

[Morgan]

Had a curse engraved on his tombstone to prevent anybody from moving his bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. So if you mess with him, you'll be cursed. That's pretty good. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Most of the toilet paper in France is pink. You've been to France. Did you notice that?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Nor did I notice any black doors. Driving to work today, though. Colors. You are cool colors.

[Amy]

Why?

[Eddie]

They say that it stands for, like, lux luxury and, like, elegance.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never seen pink toilet paper. It feels like that's coloring, though, going into your bh.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you don't want that. You don't want anything extra going in there.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like when Amy told us about don't touch receipts because you'll get some disease.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, the. Whatever, the. The toxicity that's on the receipt paper.

[Bobby Bones]

Feels like that with the toilet paper. You don't want that in there. The word husband comes from the old Norse husbandi, which means master of the house.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

The word wife comes from an old Indo European word, wipe, which means to wrap, which might have referred to the veil they wear. So wife is about what they wore and husband is master of the house. Bam.

[Lunchbox]

I like that.

[Eddie]

How long before we have to not call it, call us husbands anymore?

[Amy]

Yeah, I can't identify as that anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

Woke's gonna get us regardless. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

The Bodhi tribe in Ethiopia. Fatter is better. So they have a festival every year where the family member has one guy in their family that is single and. And for six months they fatten him up. They're not allowed to exercise or anything. And whoever is the fattest gets the pick of the new bride.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Amy]

Like, how fat are we, Duggin?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it used to be the more pale and the fatter you were. Even in European countries, that was status because the more pale you were, you never went in the sun. And workers were seen, people who would go out in the sun, like laborers. And fat meant you didn't have to go and again, work and do exercise. You're just loud, you're rich, you don't do much, and you ate well. Yeah.

[Amy]

Glutton.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I believe at one point we had a fun fact maybe about this because my brain just remembered is Coco Chanel who changed the trend of pale versus tan because she went on some trip and like, maybe she got a tan or something, and then suddenly everyone wanted to start to have darker skin.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you asking us about that?

[Eddie]

Because we don't.

[Lunchbox]

You got us out of ass.

[Amy]

I'm asking because it just popped into my head and I don't know if I'm. I'm remembering correctly.

[Bobby Bones]

Coco Chanel, famously trained, changed the trend from pale skin to popularizing the sun tan look. Okay, she also. There's strong historical evidence that Coco Chanel collaborated with the Nazis.

[Amy]

Yes, I saw that in a TV show.

[Lunchbox]

I'm out on that.

[Bobby Bones]

She lived in Nazi occupied Paris during World War II and stayed at the Ritz, which was largely reserved for German officers. She had a long term romantic relationship with Hans Guther von Dinkelage, a German intelligence officer.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Dang, Coco, man.

[Bobby Bones]

She made everything bad. Now we're getting skin cancer and Nazis. Dang. Well, that doesn't End Fun fact, right? If you believe the news, we're about to experience the greatest winter storm of all time in the history of winter storms.

[Amy]

And a lot of always talk about, huh? One we're gonna always talk about for years to come.

[Bobby Bones]

We're gonna tell our grandkids about it. Oh, boy. And it's affecting from Texas all the way to the mid Atlantic. I've heard that word so many times, I now can use it. The mid Atlantic. So it's all the. And then it's going to go up into New York. And I don't know what's going to happen. All I know is we had a guy come out to the house and give us a quote for a generator. And we're not going to have the generator. And we're going to need the generator because they say if it's a bunch of ice, your power is going to go out. And I've been purposefully involved to make sure we get a generator in case something like this happens. And it's gonna happen. We're not gonna have one. And so then I started looking for space heaters. And you can't find any that are going to get here in two days unless they're plug in. And if they're plug in, that means you have power.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Otherwise, if you're getting like a butane or what?

[Eddie]

Any propane tank, any of that.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that butane?

[Eddie]

Both.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Yeah. I thought I saw some butane, but then I thought I was stupid for saying that. They don't come for like five days. So we do have fireplaces, though.

[Eddie]

Oh, that works.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So we've now planned, if power goes out, we're just going to turn the fireplaces on with. With gas.

[Amy]

Oh, sweet. I have a gas fireplace. So it's gonna work.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the gas works. Electricity.

[Amy]

Great. Yeah, I'm sorry. That makes me a lot better.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't have any food, though. Oh, stop by the old store. Everything was gone. Yeah, I told you it was all gone, like Tuesday.

[Eddie]

I couldn't believe the bread was all gone. Like, not one loaf were all gone.

[Bobby Bones]

Everything was gone. Everything was gone. I don't even go to the store. And I thought I should stop by and grab some stuff just in case. There was nothing to grab.

[Eddie]

What do you need? I loaded up. What do you need? I got meat.

[Bobby Bones]

He's. He's gouging me, dude.

[Eddie]

I opened my refrigerator and I didn't get it. My wife got it. I opened up my refrigerator. It's loaded with meat.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so we do have some Meat. But I think the thing I was looking for was stuff. If the power goes out and everything goes bad.

[Amy]

Meat goes bad on your gas stove.

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Amy]

Can you cook meat on the gas stove? Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

You probably 100, rub two logs together, get a fire going, build a whole, start a new civilization.

[Amy]

Your stove is gas.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, I hear you. But I'm saying if the fridge goes.

[Eddie]

Dead, oh, you throw everything outside.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm familiar with that concept because it's cold by that point.

[Amy]

Oh, smart.

[Eddie]

Smart.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Dude, my favorite thing in the world when it snows is putting my beers in the snow. I'm like, I don't need the cooler. They're so cold.

[Amy]

So should we have a little party?

[Eddie]

We're not gonna.

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

We're not gonna be able to get out of our houses. Apparently, at some point, they were saying, like, 16 inches.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Now it's down to, like, six.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's the ice, because if it is an inch of ice, 2 inches of ice, we'll lose power.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby Bones]

So is anybody. Morgan, did you go to the grocery store? Oh, yeah.

[Morgan]

And I witnessed two fights happen at the store. One at the grocery store and one at a hardware store, because. So I went to the grocery store, and I was gonna make chili because it's gonna be cold out, so chili's great. Apparently, everybody else had the same idea, because there's, like, 20 people in the bean aisle, and there was these two moms that were arguing over the last can of kidney beans. They were like, well, I need that, because. And then the other one was, like, yelling, well, I need it, because this.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Morgan]

And I was like, okay, I think we can just, you know, like, find something else.

[Amy]

They were adults.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not even the end of the world.

[Amy]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a snowstorm, and it might be a bad one, but it's not here.

[Amy]

Like, get a different bean.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't think there are any more beans.

[Morgan]

No, that was the last one.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you can.

[Amy]

She said have kidney beans. I'm just saying there had to be. You're telling me not one single type of.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

There was no bread. There was literally no bread. There was a one single loaf of bread at the store. So. Yeah, I just assumed there were no beans either.

[Amy]

There's just, like, so many different types of beans.

[Eddie]

I do have a legit question, though. Okay. Like, so I have a propane tank, and I. And I want to buy, like, one of those heaters that you just screw to the propane tank.

[Abby]

Scared of that.

[Eddie]

Can I do that in my house?

[Bobby Bones]

You're not supposed to.

[Amy]

They get me far away from that.

[Eddie]

That's why it's a question.

[Amy]

I do not want. That's not how I want to go.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not supposed to. Can you? Probably, yeah.

[Amy]

Where do you store your propane tank?

[Eddie]

Outside.

[Amy]

Good.

[Bobby Bones]

I can ask.

[Amy]

I saw a video that would be.

[Eddie]

Helpful because, I mean, if it. If the power goes out, dude, we're in trouble.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have fireplaces at all?

[Eddie]

Nope.

[Amy]

You don't have a fireplace?

[Eddie]

No. Oh, no, I don't. And we have blankets, but everyone's just like, yeah, just do blankets. No, that'll be too cold.

[Bobby Bones]

So it says it depends. And doing it wrong can be deadly. Do not do this if you're bringing in a propane grill.

[Eddie]

Not the grill.

[Bobby Bones]

A camping stove or an outdoor patio heater. What can be used? A vented propane heater that, if installed properly, it can run without electricity. Vent free propane heater designed for indoor. This is.

[Eddie]

That sounds risky, dude. Yeah, all that sounds risky. I do have your. The gun that you gave me.

[Bobby Bones]

The torch.

[Eddie]

The torch lighter.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. You'll cook food with that.

[Eddie]

I don't know, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

We're gonna have to again, start a new civilization and have to just be on our own. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Good luck, everybody. Not sure when I'll see you guys again.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

If ever. Has everybody made precautions.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, we're ready.

[Bobby Bones]

You saw your steps.

[Amy]

I did, yeah. Salted my steps.

[Eddie]

You did?

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Good for you.

[Amy]

I had leftover salt from back when I was married. I guess I got that in the mood.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, random salt.

[Amy]

There's this huge. I didn't even know I had a huge bucket of salt that I guess I moved with after. And I was like, this is coming in clutch, because I know I didn't buy it.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, for all of our listeners out there that live in places where you get cold weather and snow all the time, you just heard idiots who never get ice and snow talk about what they're going to do over the next few days if it gets as bad as they say it's going to get. But a big part of the country is going through this, so good luck, everybody. But we will PBE and hopefully be here Monday. PBE means.

[Lunchbox]

Turn.

[Bobby Bones]

And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby V. All right, here's a voicemail.

[Bones]

Hey, Amy, I have a morning courting for you. What is Forest Gump's favorite pasta? Penny. Anyways, thanks, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Love you. Bye.

[Amy]

That's cute.

[Eddie]

I've never heard that one. That's good. That's good, Jenny.

[Bobby Bones]

It's penne.

[Amy]

Penne pasta.

[Bobby Bones]

Not the pasta guy.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's the.

[Eddie]

It's like a tube.

[Amy]

Yeah, like a tube, but short.

[Bobby Bones]

I never choose pasta unless it's forced on me. I don't eat pasta. Spaghetti again, if it's all there is. But I'm just not a pasta guy. And I don't think I would have known what penne pasta is. That's how you say it. Penne.

[Amy]

No. Will you say penne?

[Bobby Bones]

That's what he said.

[Amy]

Penne pasta. But he's saying it more like Jenna.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Yeah. Not familiar with it. Let's go to Amy's Morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The morning Corny.

[Amy]

Where do pigs post their relationship status? Where on Insta Ham.

[Lunchbox]

That was the morning Corny.

[Bobby Bones]

So this teacher is in trouble. She's in Indiana, and she is being accused of forcing kindergarten students to massage her feet, apply and rub lotion, massage the teacher's hands, play with the teacher's hair. This is from Local 12. Attorneys alleged the teacher rewarded students for good behavior or classroom help by allowing them to perform the massages, calling the conduct a textbook case of grooming. Now, is this different because it's a woman? Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Locked away. Like, you're gone. We're actually gonna have a conversation about this. We're gonna land on, you can't do this. But if this were a dude, it would be like, no, you can't do this. And you're locked up.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You're going to jail immediately. The school district placed the teacher on paid leave before later closing the investigation, saying the allegations could not be substantiated. No criminal charges were filed, and the teacher was transferred to another elementary school.

[Eddie]

So she can do that over there.

[Bobby Bones]

She won't do that over there, I guarantee you. I don't think she will. I can't guarantee, but I don't think she will.

[Eddie]

That's so weird.

[Bobby Bones]

So, Amy, you have a kindergartner. If you do. And the teachers having the kids rub her feet. And also, does her age matter if she's like, 75, don't you also give her, like, a slight pass? Just a slight. Because she's an old lady.

[Amy]

Yeah, but I think no matter the age, you have to understand the boundaries between teachers and students.

[Bobby Bones]

But there's a slight pass, right? If it's. She's seven.

[Amy]

I mean, I'm not as freaked out about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Your thoughts yeah, that would be a problem. I mean, I am not gonna try to get her fired, but I'm gonna try to transfer my kid. No, I just think she needs to stop that behavior. And if it continues, then she needs to be let go.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Did you. Didn't you have a teacher, you, like, rubbed her feet?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, second grade, we would give her foot massages while she was reading books. She'd be sitting in her little rocking chair and she'd kick off her shoes, and you would battle for position and give her.

[Bobby Bones]

She made you fight to give her massages.

[Lunchbox]

Foot massages. And so I have no problem with this. I don't think. I think it's something very fun for the kids. It makes them feel close to their teacher.

[Amy]

Like, what if it was a man?

[Bobby Bones]

But it wasn't a man.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but that's totally different.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's different. She can't. I'm gonna say for the record, before anybody gets my words confused, you can't do this. No more doing this.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'm okay with this. Get my words confused.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I am okay.

[Amy]

As long as it's a female teacher.

[Lunchbox]

As long as it's a female teacher, I'm okay with them giving her foot massages and rubbing lotion on her hands.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, that's playing with her hair.

[Lunchbox]

Playing with her hair. That's funny. Like, people like to play dressing.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of jokes are you here?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, but, like, kids, like. Like, they think it's cool to play with adult's hair. They really do. I am all okay with this. Go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

Your tea. Your kids come home and they're like, yeah, teach her how to rub her feet and play with her hair.

[Lunchbox]

Fine. Oh, that's cool. Did you put, like, rubber bands in her hair? What'd you do? No, we just. We're messing her hair up. Cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And they. She made us put lotion on her hands and rub her hands.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I don't think they're messing her hair up, though. They're, like, stroking her hair is what I picture.

[Bobby Bones]

It's bizarre behavior in today's climate. You can't do it, but if it were a dude, you'd be locked in jail. And we had to throw the key away.

[Amy]

They use the word grooming with her, though.

[Lunchbox]

That's what some of the parents are saying. I'm like, come on, that's extreme.

[Amy]

We don't. We don't know extreme in this case, maybe because you think she's totally innocent, but in other cases, it could be scary behavior.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's okay even if you want to highlight this because it. It could be extreme because our.

[Amy]

Our boy students.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Amy]

Doing it because we have plenty of stories of teachers doing. Female teachers.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Doing stuff with male students.

[Bobby Bones]

So our final judgment is.

[Lunchbox]

It's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, Eddie.

[Eddie]

It's disgusting. If my kids came home and told me they were doing this, I'd be like, who is that? And she's gone.

[Amy]

Oh, God.

[Eddie]

She's got to be fired because that's so weird. And. And maybe she's not grooming. Maybe she's not has. She doesn't have bad intentions. But this is weird. And they should be watching her close.

[Bobby Bones]

It's bad judgment. And you want someone with this bad.

[Eddie]

Of judgment right around your kids all day.

[Amy]

But who knows? Maybe she grew up as a kid, like lunchbox in the classes, massaging her teacher.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the thing. If she's. Oh, that's why I said if she's 75 and female, we give her the benefit. That's probably lunch's teacher.

[Amy]

Oh, it's the same.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

She's been doing it forever. She's been transferred around all these schools.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby bone show Bonehead. Story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Illinois. A 37 year old teacher was upset with one of her middle school students. Wouldn't listen in class, wouldn't be quiet, so she took off her shoe and whack. Threw it at the student.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Charged with assault.

[Eddie]

You can't do that, man.

[Bobby Bones]

That is a. That's a big charge.

[Amy]

Career ending. Move there.

[Bobby Bones]

To throw a shoe. I get it. You shouldn't do it, but I don't know, you career end somebody for throwing a shoe, you tase them.

[Amy]

What if she didn't throw anything?

[Bobby Bones]

She just hit him with her hand. Hit him with her hand. Yeah, that's worse.

[Amy]

But throwing a shoe could be just as painful.

[Bobby Bones]

Mm. Maybe she was just like flinging it, like, to scare him, like make them flinch.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I don't feel like she should lose her whole career. I think she should be suspended, investigated. But to lose a whole career because you threw a shoe.

[Amy]

Was it overhand or underhand?

[Eddie]

Oh, that. That.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you can't really aim underhand unless you're a softball pitcher.

[Lunchbox]

That's like tossing it. I'm like, here, catch this.

[Bobby Bones]

I think she should definitely be in trouble. And if she's had other. If she had priors, she's out. Okay, but I think punching someone. Let's go to the team. Punching Someone. Or throwing a shoe, which is worse.

[Eddie]

Punching.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, punching.

[Bobby Bones]

Like you would never punch your kid?

[Eddie]

Nope.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you throw a shoe at him? Yeah, exactly. All right, there you go.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, breaking news. Abby was in a car accident. Abby, what happened?

[Abby]

Oh, my gosh. So I'm just like, driving down the street. Okay. I'm in the left lane. It's like a two lane road that way, and then two lane this way. And someone's coming out of the, like a shopping center and just comes like straight into my lane. And she had a stop sign.

[Bobby Bones]

They just like, sideswiped you?

[Abby]

Well, it was kind of more like run into me. Like it was a boom from the side.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you hurt?

[Abby]

No, not really.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you learn?

[Lunchbox]

Abby, we just went through this. Goodness.

[Abby]

I know it all hurts. I mean, my hip did hurt a little bit because I was going to the gym.

[Bobby Bones]

Now we're talking.

[Abby]

And I got on the treadmill and I was like, I can't do this, so. And my neck. I need to go to the chiropractor today.

[Bobby Bones]

But so whose fault?

[Abby]

I mean, it was definitely her fault.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you guys pull over and have a conversation?

[Abby]

Yes. So we pulled over and I went over to her. I'm like, are you okay? Because she was an older lady. She was. She was pretty old. And she's like, yeah, I'm good. She's like, but who's at fault? And I'm like, what?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you had to tell her?

[Abby]

Yeah, I had to tell her. I was like, well, I was driving down the road and you. You ran into me.

[Bobby Bones]

So did. Was she cool with that?

[Abby]

I mean, I think so. Yeah. But she had to leave because her husband was having eye surgery and she had to go pick him up.

[Eddie]

No, Abby.

[Bobby Bones]

So you literally call the cops?

[Abby]

I called the cops, but they didn't get there in time.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Abby]

I got all her information.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you sure it's her information?

[Abby]

Yeah, yeah. I took a picture. I got all pictures that I needed. I got her a license plate, I got her driver's license, insurance, everything. But she had to leave.

[Bobby Bones]

If she was really old and her husband was in surgery, she's gotta go to that surgery.

[Eddie]

But isn't that the best excuse ever? Like, I gotta run, husband's in surgery, like, and then see ya. Never gonna see me again.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

What if she was under the influence and she was trying to get out.

[Bobby Bones]

Of there and she used old Husband with eye surgery.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Tactic that we've heard many times.

[Abby]

And I'm a sucker. I'm a sucker. Cause I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, you gotta go to your husband.

[Bobby Bones]

How beat up. How beat up's your car?

[Abby]

I mean, it's the whole half of my car. The side. It's like the bumper. Side, bumper above my tire, and then the side door.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yes. I don't know.

[Abby]

Like, my bad luck.

[Lunchbox]

Abby, I'm just gonna say this. You should have had the police there that you should have blocked her in. But I'm just saying I'm sorry that you're hurt. I feel that now. It's gonna be scary to drive. Every time you drive by a shopping center, you're gonna get the. Oh, flinches. Cause you're gonna think a car's darting out. PTSD is real.

[Abby]

Oh, I already feel that already.

[Bobby Bones]

She's changed her story during the segment. She started off, nothing was wrong, and now by the end of it, she's got ptsd, her hip hurts. Now you're.

[Abby]

It is scary. You never know when someone's gonna come out of nowhere.

[Bobby Bones]

That's right. That's true. You never know when someone's gonna come out of nowhere.

[Abby]

Driving down the street and hearing somebody.

[Bobby Bones]

What's happening next?

[Abby]

I filed a report online, and supposedly she is doing the same.

[Bobby Bones]

Supposedly you know where she is.

[Eddie]

You find her again.

[Lunchbox]

But did you ever talk to the cops, like. Or did you leave too?

[Abby]

Yeah, no, he came and he was. I can't do anything. She left, so.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. So she could call her insurance and be like, no, I wasn't at fault. And you have. It's a He said, she said.

[Abby]

Oh, my gosh. I did tell him that, but oh, my God. He was like, just make it clear on there that you. She failed to yield to the right away of. Of you.

[Eddie]

So are there any witnesses, Abby? Anything that you have?

[Abby]

Of course not.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Abby]

Of course there's not a witness. There were so many cars around, but no one stopped.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a classic. She said, she said. That's what happened on Monday show. I have Kenny Chesney on. All right, see you guys. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve, executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This is an I heart podcast.

[Amy]

Guaranteed human.