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Bobby Bones
This is an iHeart podcast.
Amy
Guaranteed Human.
Bones
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Come on, Bobby.
Amy
Transmitting across America.
Lunchbox
Let's go.
Bobby Bones
Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio.
Bones
Morning, Bones.
Bobby Bones
Easy Trivia. The category is food. Eddie, what's the main ingredient in guacamole?
Eddie
Avocados.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Amy, what fruit is yellow and monkeys love it?
Amy
Bananas.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Lunchbox, what vegetable is orange and often eaten by rabbits?
Lunchbox
Carrots.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Morgan, what red fruit is often on pizza?
Amy
Red fruit.
Abby
Tomatoes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Little trick there. So you all passed, but if you miss from here out, you'll hear this sound.
Lunchbox
You've been boned.
Bobby Bones
One more win, and Eddie repeats his champion.
Eddie
Today could be the day.
Bobby Bones
Today could be the day. Amy with three, Morgan with two. Lunchbox with zero. As we play to five. The category is famous fictional numbers. Eddie, how many Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are there?
Eddie
Four.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Amy, in the story of Snow White, how many dwarfs are there?
Amy
Seven.
Eddie
Correct.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. How many companions travel with Dorothy in the wizard of Oz?
Lunchbox
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
I have no idea. You have no idea? You have no idea?
Eddie
Like Scarecrow, he's grabbing his pen.
Lunchbox
Lion.
Bobby Bones
But you have no idea. I think this is an idea.
Lunchbox
We're hearing Tin Man. I mean, Toto. That's the dog. Scarecrow, lion, tin man, toto.
Bobby Bones
Need an answer.
Lunchbox
We'll go four.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
So you did have an idea.
Eddie
You actually knew the answer.
Lunchbox
No, I didn't know the. I had to write. I wouldn't even. I. I almost didn't even count.
Bobby Bones
You tried to have a stroke.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I was. That was stressful, man.
Bobby Bones
Next up, Morgan, famous fictional numbers. How many members are on this Scooby Doo gang?
Lunchbox
Oh, good luck.
Morgan
There's two girls, there's two guys, and there's Scooby. There's Velma. That's the only one I can name. And then got Scooby's owner. And I think there's another dude. I think there's five total, I think. But that's honestly going to be my best guess. I'm going five.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Wow. Good job, Morgan. Scooby and Shaggy. Two girls, Daphne and Velma. And then Fred.
Morgan
Fred is the one I'm going to think of.
Bobby Bones
All right. Good job. Everybody remains. Eddie. The category is US Presidents. Which president is famous for saying, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself?
Eddie
The only thing we have to fe. That's Franklin Delanor Roosevelt.
Bobby Bones
Correct. We played that in a game earlier this week. Good job. Amy, who is known as the father of the United States?
Amy
George Washington.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Lunchbox who was the 16th president and led the country during the Civil War?
Lunchbox
That's honest. Abraham Lincoln.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Morgan, what city was JFK assassinated?
Morgan
I think I've been here before and I can see the road.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you've been to the actual site?
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I thought you meant the city.
Lunchbox
What was.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, what city was JFK assassinated in? Shoot.
Morgan
What city is that? This is gonna make me so mad because I'm pretty. Unless I had, like, a dream and I just visited in a dream, which would be weird. Where is that?
Bobby Bones
Five seconds.
Morgan
See the road? Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Amy
He's in a parade.
Morgan
I don't know where. Why are you laughing? I. I don't know, guys.
Eddie
Go ahead.
Lunchbox
You've been booed.
Morgan
Washington, D.C. i don't know.
Bobby Bones
Do you guys know it? Yeah.
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Dallas.
Amy
Dallas. But also, we weren't laughing. Not being able to figure it out. You're laughing, cuz. Who do you think got shot?
Abby
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Now, you said Franklin.
Morgan
Is that who you answered?
Abby
Yes.
Lunchbox
You said parade. I knew it. But if you wouldn't have said parade, I wouldn't have known where he got shot either.
Bobby Bones
Morgan's out. Three people remain. Eddie. Starts with H, ends with O. Oh, number one. What do you call the main good guy in a movie or a story?
Eddie
Oh, hero.
Bobby Bones
Good, huh? Amy, what kind of pepper is small, lantern shaped, and it's known for its intense heat?
Amy
Habanero.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Lunchbox. This glowing ring is often shown above an angel's head.
Lunchbox
I got one above mine. It's called a halo.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
No, you don't.
Bobby Bones
The category is science. Eddie, what's the freezing point of water in Celsius?
Eddie
Oh, in Celsius, I believe that's zero. Correct.
Bobby Bones
Amy, what do bees collect from flowers to make honey?
Amy
They go around and they collect. But now, why am I confused right now between pollen and nectar? What?
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
What do bees collect from flowers to make honey?
Amy
Oh, my gosh. What is the nectar? Pollen. Nectar. Do they collect the nectar or do they collect the pollen? The pollen gets on their little feet.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Five seconds.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. What do they collect? Nectar.
Bobby Bones
That your answer?
Bones
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
Nectar.
Amy
Praise the Lord.
Eddie
I thought it was pollen. Really?
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. What's the center of an atom called?
Lunchbox
Sir, that's the nucleus.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Eddie
What'd you say, like Elvis?
Lunchbox
I don't know. I was just trying to like. I was hoping that would make it right.
Bobby Bones
The category is famous years. Eddie, what year did the Titanic sink?
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. Come on. Ah, it's in the. It's not in the 20s.
Bobby Bones
This is a tough category.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, that's real hard.
Bobby Bones
What year did the Titanic sink?
Eddie
I'm just using my head to just give me pictures of the year, because I know I've seen. Seen the year. Early, early 1900s. 1912.
Bobby Bones
Correct. What?
Eddie
No, I'm telling you, I've seen it somewhere.
Amy
So you did a visualization of, like, you were like, show me the letter or the numbers. Okay, I'm gonna try that, if that worked.
Bobby Bones
Amy, what year was the original iPhone released?
Amy
Okay, let me picture the. I want my. My brain to show me the years. I don't know. I have. I have it in my mind, but I don't know. Did the iPad come first?
Bobby Bones
What year was the original iPhone released?
Amy
Oh, man. So the Lord getting me back.
Bobby Bones
What do you got?
Amy
I have either 2006 or 2008.
Bobby Bones
All right, pick one, but don't make me. Go ahead. Three seconds.
Amy
2008.
Bobby Bones
Your other guess was what, six? It's 2007. You're right in the middle.
Eddie
Hit the one in the middle.
Amy
Well, I was always a little behind, so I probably bought it.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox, what is Taylor Swift's birth year?
Amy
Ask for the sign.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh, Eddie, if he misses this, you're the champ.
Bones
Huh?
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox, if you miss this, you're out the whole next round because you got zero points.
Lunchbox
Oh, what? What happened to eliminating people?
Bobby Bones
You're eliminated.
Lunchbox
No, I mean, Eddie, no.
Eddie
I think we changed.
Bobby Bones
We changed it to the person who finished last.
Lunchbox
I mean, why would you want the most interesting person out of the game?
Bobby Bones
Get this.
Eddie
Get this, right?
Bobby Bones
I mean, five seconds.
Amy
Well, don't lose.
Lunchbox
I'm trying.
Eddie
Exactly.
Lunchbox
Would you guys stop talking?
Bobby Bones
What is Taylor Swift's birth year, Mr. Interesting.
Lunchbox
Hold on. When did we move here?
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
We moved here in 2000. What year is this? Now we moved here. Stop.
Bobby Bones
What year.
Lunchbox
Mover.
Bobby Bones
What year is it?
Lunchbox
Guys, you're talking in my thinking.
Eddie
Hey, this is interesting.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let it play.
Lunchbox
And Amy made us film that stupid video. Gosh, what was her video, though? Oh, and because, Taylor, I'm gonna put you.
Bobby Bones
10 seconds.
Lunchbox
Would you let me. I am trying to do a mathematical equation.
Bones
Eight.
Bobby Bones
Five seconds.
Lunchbox
We'll go with 1989.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
No, thank you.
Lunchbox
That stupid video. Got it there.
Eddie
No, no. You knew it from the very beginning.
Lunchbox
No, I did not.
Bobby Bones
Okay, category is animated kids.
Amy
Come on, Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, Meg, Chris, and Stewie are the kids from what animated show?
Eddie
Stewie is a Rugrat. So the Rugrats.
Bobby Bones
Incorrect.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Family Guy. Family Guy.
Lunchbox
Give me one, give me one.
Eddie
I know.
Lunchbox
I need this.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. Huey, Dewey and Louie. Huey, Dewey and Louie are the nephews from what animated show?
Lunchbox
Oh, Huey, Dewey and Louie. Yes.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what he said.
Bobby Bones
What year is it? No, no, no, no.
Eddie
Mathematical equation there.
Lunchbox
No, no, no, no.
Bobby Bones
Five seconds.
Lunchbox
That is Duck Tales winner. Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Live again to play next week.
Eddie
What a game.
Bobby Bones
Good job. It's the anonymous in bo. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a naked sleeper, but my wife wants me to change that when we visit her parents this weekend. This will be our first visit to her parents place since we've been married. She says her mom has a habit of just barging into rooms unannounced. I told her I'm sure she's seen a naked man's butt before and it shouldn't be that big of a deal. Plus, that's why there are locks on doors. She thinks I'm being stubborn, but I don't think I can get a good night's sleep with a bunch of clothes on. Is this the wrong battle to be fighting sign? Nude sleeper? I definitely don't think the answer is I'm sure your mom's in a naked man's butt before. I don't think that's the answer.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
And if you're at her parents house and she requests this of you at her parents house, I think you do that.
Amy
And you don't have to put on a bunch of clothes, but at least just some bottoms.
Bobby Bones
Some on the bottoms. Yeah, underwear, bottoms, Boxers.
Amy
I mean, something on the bottom. Like pajama bottom.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
We just wouldn't call it that. Pants, underwear.
Abby
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. If I said, Eddie, you got any new bottoms lately?
Eddie
I mean, what are you talking?
Bobby Bones
What the heck's a bottom?
Abby
But also, should she talk to her.
Amy
Mom about not just barging in?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but that's a whole second thing. And also, why are you going to have that conversation if you're there once a year for two days? Do you really want to have a conversation like you shouldn't barge in at your own house? Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Wear underwear, dude.
Eddie
You think underwear is enough? Like tighty whities?
Bobby Bones
I think it's a good compromise.
Amy
Yeah, it's enough. As long as that stuff is covered, it's enough.
Bobby Bones
Because here's the thing. She may have never or she may have seen many a naked man's butt before, but if she happens to see your front.
Abby
Yeah.
Amy
Yes. That's what I'm concerned about.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
No one's talking about the butt dude.
Bobby Bones
Different ball game, buddy. Yeah. Wear some underwear.
Eddie
How do you sleep at your in laws?
Bobby Bones
Like I wear bottoms.
Eddie
What does that mean?
Bobby Bones
I, I, I, I just, I wanted to wear but I do. I put on shorts. I now though if I wake up in the middle of the night, I will get up in shorts and underwear. But no shirt if it's in the middle of the night. I need some water. I don't mind doing that. I wouldn't have done that early. I would have put on. I cut off. I always wear cutoffs. A cutoff shirt, shorts. But now, now I'll get. No, it's not. No shirt is not better.
Amy
No shirt is better than cutoffs.
Bobby Bones
My wife hates my cut off 100%. Mo shirts don't even need to be retired to be a cutoff. Meaning I don't have to be done with it. If it's just a good T shirt, it's better as a cutoff. Yeah, it's like a great steak. It's better with a one, sure. I don't know that I wear a single T shirt around the house with sleeves in it, period.
Eddie
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. If I'm home and I'm wearing home clothes, I do not own a top with sleeves. It's right to the. I have two drawers of cutouts.
Amy
Honestly, this must be something she, your wife has just like, I don't know, get given up on or something because she hates it. She, she knows how to, you know, tell you what's up. And this must be one where she just waved the flag because. Yeah, you wear those cutoff shirts all.
Bobby Bones
If you come to my house, it's cut off. I'm wearing a cut off.
Eddie
But you've been doing that for years, dude.
Bobby Bones
I don't know why. Because it's not about muscles. It's just about freedom, you know, it's that freedom. Hey, buddy. Wear underwear. All right, that's the mail bag. Close it up. All right, here's a voicemail.
Lunchbox
Go.
Bones
Hey, Bobby, this is David in Baxter, Tennessee. I just saw Lunchbox on News Channel 5 talking about snow and his apps. Just thought you might want to know that, buddy. See you.
Bobby Bones
Thanks. We were wondering if he's going to make the news.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
So he brought in audio of us talking to a news reporter. It wasn't from the news, but he made the news. Anything you want to say?
Lunchbox
Oh, my goodness, guys, I'm going to tell you what. I am so big in this clip. Like they know that I'm such a big person. I'm so Famous. They didn't put my name on there. They didn't even name me. They named the reporter and they named a lady later after me. They didn't have to put my name because they're like, oh, people know who this is.
Bobby Bones
You were an extra.
Lunchbox
No, no, I was the star.
Bobby Bones
What'd you tell them your name was?
Lunchbox
Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
That's why they didn't put your name. I thought you were messing with them. Okay, let's play the audio. Go ahead.
Eddie
News Channel 5's Kelsey Gibbs tonight. Why? Especially here, tiny details can make a big difference.
Lunchbox
80% chance on Saturday. Let's go.
Bobby Bones
Forecast are everywhere. Feeds, even family chats, either from my.
Lunchbox
Wife or from my phone. Right here. I just pull it up and whatever it says I go by.
Bobby Bones
In the south, winter storms come with one certainty, uncertainty. People are thinking, we're going to get 20 inches of snow.
Lunchbox
That's what my wife originally said. And she was like, oh my gosh, it's going to be 20 inches. And I'm like, there's no way.
Bobby Bones
This week's system from Texas to the Carolinas has the rare southern combo. Cold air and moisture. You made it for sure. They didn't put your name up?
Lunchbox
Nope.
Amy
But the girl that talked after you, the other voice, they put her name.
Lunchbox
That's the news anchor or the reporter girl. And then at the very end of the clip, they brought in some other lady. I don't know, she didn't really add much, but they put her name because.
Bobby Bones
Because why?
Lunchbox
No one knows who she is. And they were on to make sure that people knew who she was. My name nowhere. Cuz they're like, oh, this dude's a stud. Like everybody knows who he is. It was. But I'm so disappointed.
Bobby Bones
Why?
Lunchbox
They took away my clip of snow. Snow. Let it snow.
Eddie
I did think that was the one. That was the sound. Home run.
Bobby Bones
I thought they'd start with that.
Lunchbox
Yeah, so did I.
Bobby Bones
Can you show the picture of him in the video? And he's just a, you know, a guy in a knit cap with his hoodie on. There's plenty of room on this picture to put your name correct.
Amy
Oh, look at that.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Did they blur out loser on the bottom of sore losers?
Amy
No, I think it's probably just. I think it was cropped down, right?
Eddie
Oh, that's interesting. They're like, because I. Yeah, we don't see it.
Bobby Bones
I'm telling you, it's not so cropped.
Lunchbox
Oh, maybe it's not crop. Maybe they did put some darkness on there.
Amy
I like a little vignette to cover it.
Eddie
Guys, I'm gonna be honest. He looks homeless.
Bobby Bones
It does look like they're talking to a homeless guy. No, man, but I think they blurred out sore losers on your shirt. And they didn't put your, like they used effort to blur something out, but they didn't put your name.
Amy
Yeah, because all you can see is or o R or.
Lunchbox
Huh.
Eddie
Offensive maybe to some viewers.
Lunchbox
Is that why they did that?
Amy
Yes. I mean, the k use on your.
Bobby Bones
Hat a few bucks after this, like.
Lunchbox
No.
Eddie
A warm meal.
Lunchbox
They didn't offer me anything. Shelter. I mean, how great was I? I mean.
Bobby Bones
Pretty solid. Pretty solid. Yeah.
Lunchbox
From the girl to me to the girl. I mean, they came back to me like numerous times.
Bobby Bones
Jared's on. I think Jared saw this too. Let's go over to Jared on line four. Hey, Jared.
Bones
Hey.
Bobby Bones
You see Lunchbox on the news?
Lunchbox
Yes, sir.
Bones
It was about 4, 4:15 yesterday. I was actually, I called his voice. I happened to look over and I was like, oh, I think that's Lunchbox. Because they just panned away to the lady who's interviewing him. And then he came back on. I was like, yep, that's, that's Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
What were your thoughts on his performance?
Bones
He was good. He wasn't loud like he normally is on the radio, but I mean, he was, he was energetic. Yeah, yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't nearly as loud.
Bobby Bones
All right, well, we appreciate that. Thank you for calling the show. Hey, let me. I'm give this guy a little prize here.
Eddie
Oh, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Would you like a 250 gift card to Macy's, Jared?
Bones
I would love one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, tell me about it, buddy. January always feels like a reset month. Not just for routines, but for how you want things to feel day to day. Talk about small things that make a difference. You know what? Hey, what, what do you need refresh wise in your wardrobe, Jared?
Bones
Ah, I could use some shirts. I usually just work and stay in my work all the time. Work clothes all the time. So definitely some new shirts.
Bobby Bones
Get them a little something nice is what I say. Brands like Levi's, denim. You like denim, Jared?
Bones
Yeah, that's not too bad.
Bobby Bones
Heck yeah. Heck yeah, he does.
Amy
You should try it out. Hey, are you married?
Bones
I am 21 years this year.
Amy
Your wife will like it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, now you're giving the gift card to her?
Amy
No, she liked him in the new denim.
Bobby Bones
Oh, got it.
Amy
She'll like the look, the Levi's.
Bobby Bones
Got it. Well, for Jared, Macy's is the perfect place for adding a pop of personality to everyday winter looks. What's your current winter look right now, Jared?
Bones
Shorts and whatever will keep me warm. Up top.
Amy
Shorts.
Eddie
Brave guy.
Bobby Bones
You wear shorts year round?
Bones
Year round. Unless it's below 5 degrees, I'm in shorts. I hot blooded. So I stay hot all the time. I sweat. And if I'm sweating, then it just gets miserable anyways because it's cold on the inside of my arms.
Bobby Bones
Wait, what if you're, you know, like outside?
Bones
Well, if usually at work. I mean, I work outside. I deliver beer for a living, so.
Bobby Bones
And you wear shorts.
Bones
But I'm in shorts. I wear shorts.
Bobby Bones
Man, you need to go to Macy's, man.
Eddie
Yeah. You need pants.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So discover what's new at Macy's from fresh styles and standout accessories to new fragrances. And explore the Macy's style guide. For Inspiration, head to Macy's.com or stop by your local Macy's. We are going to give you a 250 gift card, Jared. So thank you for listening and thank you for calling in reviewing Lunchbox's performance on the news.
Bones
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
All right, stay on the phone one second. So anything happened? Anybody call you modeling agencies?
Lunchbox
Not yet. I haven't had anything. I've been checking my email looking to see if anybody wants me to talk about something else, but nothing has come in. But pretty proud of myself that the camera found me. I'm telling you, just go to a random dog park and the camera's like, where could this guy be? And they went searching. They found a star.
Bobby Bones
It's so weird. They didn't put his name up.
Eddie
That is strange.
Bobby Bones
Is it because he gave them the name Lunchbox. They didn't know who he was. And they're like, this guy, we can't.
Eddie
He's messing with us. So. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You never told him?
Amy
Because I feel like they would say if he said Lunchbox. I'm actually, I work in radio. Co host on the Bobby Bone Show. They would maybe put that. Wouldn't you think?
Lunchbox
I. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
What?
Lunchbox
Hey, I mean, I think they realize I'm so big.
Eddie
I really don't think that's it.
Lunchbox
They didn't want to be flooded with call. Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
We're happy you made the news though.
Lunchbox
I mean, so cool. What a great job, way to represent.
Eddie
And from that caller, they said they saw it at like 4 o', clock, so that means.
Bobby Bones
Oh, didn't even make the six o' clock news.
Eddie
Yeah. So you made probably all the News.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, this one's at 10:03. Oh, you made all the newses?
Lunchbox
I made all the newses. So I was on multiple broadcasts. That's how big of a star I was. Hey.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Hey, how come I didn't get the.
Eddie
Macy's gift card actually from that picture?
Lunchbox
You know what? You need it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you need it from this picture.
Bones
Bones.
Bobby Bones
Fact Friday. I'll go first. In the 20s and 30s, people used to have cages built to hang outside their apartment windows, and they put their babies in them. They believe that putting their babies outside in a cage kept them healthy, breathing outside air, and kept them growing. So they hang them in cages outside their window in America. Whoa. Times have changed.
Eddie
Thankfully.
Bobby Bones
Thankfully.
Amy
Yes, Amy, Homes with black front doors sell for the highest price. So if you're about to put your home on the market, maybe paint your front door black. Because a Zillow survey noted that a home with a black front door might sell up to $6,449 more. Why a slate blue comes in a close second? I don't know. Maybe it's just seen as a little more sophisticated, fancier. That's just the survey when it came to the asking prices and the colors of the front door.
Bobby Bones
Have we ever. I don't know if I've ever seen a black front door.
Amy
Oh, I have. Lots.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, maybe. Maybe I just don't notice the colors of front doors.
Eddie
You're not looking for that.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah, colors by age 32. Okay, yes, I'm colorblind, but I know black, I think. I don't know. By age 32, you've been alive for 1 billion seconds. Oh. So if you're 32, you hit that billion second.
Amy
So that means it would take 32 years to count to a billion.
Bobby Bones
That's it? Well, if you count one second at a time, yeah. Yeah, Morgan.
Morgan
So William Shakespeare. Everybody know who that is, right?
Bobby Bones
We know who that is. Yes.
Morgan
Had a curse engraved on his tombstone to prevent anybody from moving his bones.
Bobby Bones
Oh. So if you mess with him, you'll be cursed. That's pretty good. Eddie.
Eddie
Most of the toilet paper in France is pink. You've been to France. Did you notice that?
Bobby Bones
No. Nor did I notice any black doors. Driving to work today, though. Colors. You are cool colors.
Amy
Why?
Eddie
They say that it stands for, like, lux luxury and, like, elegance.
Bobby Bones
I've never seen pink toilet paper. It feels like that's coloring, though, going into your bh.
Eddie
Yeah, you don't want that. You don't want anything extra going in there.
Bobby Bones
It's like when Amy told us about don't touch receipts because you'll get some disease.
Amy
Yeah, well, the. Whatever, the. The toxicity that's on the receipt paper.
Bobby Bones
Feels like that with the toilet paper. You don't want that in there. The word husband comes from the old Norse husbandi, which means master of the house.
Eddie
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
The word wife comes from an old Indo European word, wipe, which means to wrap, which might have referred to the veil they wear. So wife is about what they wore and husband is master of the house. Bam.
Lunchbox
I like that.
Eddie
How long before we have to not call it, call us husbands anymore?
Amy
Yeah, I can't identify as that anymore.
Bobby Bones
Woke's gonna get us regardless. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
The Bodhi tribe in Ethiopia. Fatter is better. So they have a festival every year where the family member has one guy in their family that is single and. And for six months they fatten him up. They're not allowed to exercise or anything. And whoever is the fattest gets the pick of the new bride.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Amy
Like, how fat are we, Duggin?
Bobby Bones
Well, it used to be the more pale and the fatter you were. Even in European countries, that was status because the more pale you were, you never went in the sun. And workers were seen, people who would go out in the sun, like laborers. And fat meant you didn't have to go and again, work and do exercise. You're just loud, you're rich, you don't do much, and you ate well. Yeah.
Amy
Glutton.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
I believe at one point we had a fun fact maybe about this because my brain just remembered is Coco Chanel who changed the trend of pale versus tan because she went on some trip and like, maybe she got a tan or something, and then suddenly everyone wanted to start to have darker skin.
Bobby Bones
Are you asking us about that?
Eddie
Because we don't.
Lunchbox
You got us out of ass.
Amy
I'm asking because it just popped into my head and I don't know if I'm. I'm remembering correctly.
Bobby Bones
Coco Chanel, famously trained, changed the trend from pale skin to popularizing the sun tan look. Okay, she also. There's strong historical evidence that Coco Chanel collaborated with the Nazis.
Amy
Yes, I saw that in a TV show.
Lunchbox
I'm out on that.
Bobby Bones
She lived in Nazi occupied Paris during World War II and stayed at the Ritz, which was largely reserved for German officers. She had a long term romantic relationship with Hans Guther von Dinkelage, a German intelligence officer.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Dang, Coco, man.
Bobby Bones
She made everything bad. Now we're getting skin cancer and Nazis. Dang. Well, that doesn't End Fun fact, right? If you believe the news, we're about to experience the greatest winter storm of all time in the history of winter storms.
Amy
And a lot of always talk about, huh? One we're gonna always talk about for years to come.
Bobby Bones
We're gonna tell our grandkids about it. Oh, boy. And it's affecting from Texas all the way to the mid Atlantic. I've heard that word so many times, I now can use it. The mid Atlantic. So it's all the. And then it's going to go up into New York. And I don't know what's going to happen. All I know is we had a guy come out to the house and give us a quote for a generator. And we're not going to have the generator. And we're going to need the generator because they say if it's a bunch of ice, your power is going to go out. And I've been purposefully involved to make sure we get a generator in case something like this happens. And it's gonna happen. We're not gonna have one. And so then I started looking for space heaters. And you can't find any that are going to get here in two days unless they're plug in. And if they're plug in, that means you have power.
Eddie
Correct.
Bobby Bones
Otherwise, if you're getting like a butane or what?
Eddie
Any propane tank, any of that.
Bobby Bones
Is that butane?
Eddie
Both.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Yeah. I thought I saw some butane, but then I thought I was stupid for saying that. They don't come for like five days. So we do have fireplaces, though.
Eddie
Oh, that works.
Bobby Bones
Yes. So we've now planned, if power goes out, we're just going to turn the fireplaces on with. With gas.
Amy
Oh, sweet. I have a gas fireplace. So it's gonna work.
Eddie
Yeah, the gas works. Electricity.
Amy
Great. Yeah, I'm sorry. That makes me a lot better.
Bobby Bones
Don't have any food, though. Oh, stop by the old store. Everything was gone. Yeah, I told you it was all gone, like Tuesday.
Eddie
I couldn't believe the bread was all gone. Like, not one loaf were all gone.
Bobby Bones
Everything was gone. Everything was gone. I don't even go to the store. And I thought I should stop by and grab some stuff just in case. There was nothing to grab.
Eddie
What do you need? I loaded up. What do you need? I got meat.
Bobby Bones
He's. He's gouging me, dude.
Eddie
I opened my refrigerator and I didn't get it. My wife got it. I opened up my refrigerator. It's loaded with meat.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so we do have some Meat. But I think the thing I was looking for was stuff. If the power goes out and everything goes bad.
Amy
Meat goes bad on your gas stove.
Eddie
Huh?
Amy
Can you cook meat on the gas stove? Yes.
Bobby Bones
You probably 100, rub two logs together, get a fire going, build a whole, start a new civilization.
Amy
Your stove is gas.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, I hear you. But I'm saying if the fridge goes.
Eddie
Dead, oh, you throw everything outside.
Bobby Bones
I'm familiar with that concept because it's cold by that point.
Amy
Oh, smart.
Eddie
Smart.
Abby
Okay.
Eddie
Dude, my favorite thing in the world when it snows is putting my beers in the snow. I'm like, I don't need the cooler. They're so cold.
Amy
So should we have a little party?
Eddie
We're not gonna.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Bobby Bones
We're not gonna be able to get out of our houses. Apparently, at some point, they were saying, like, 16 inches.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Now it's down to, like, six.
Bobby Bones
But it's the ice, because if it is an inch of ice, 2 inches of ice, we'll lose power.
Lunchbox
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
So is anybody. Morgan, did you go to the grocery store? Oh, yeah.
Morgan
And I witnessed two fights happen at the store. One at the grocery store and one at a hardware store, because. So I went to the grocery store, and I was gonna make chili because it's gonna be cold out, so chili's great. Apparently, everybody else had the same idea, because there's, like, 20 people in the bean aisle, and there was these two moms that were arguing over the last can of kidney beans. They were like, well, I need that, because. And then the other one was, like, yelling, well, I need it, because this.
Amy
Yes.
Morgan
And I was like, okay, I think we can just, you know, like, find something else.
Amy
They were adults.
Morgan
Yes.
Bobby Bones
It's not even the end of the world.
Amy
No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
It's a snowstorm, and it might be a bad one, but it's not here.
Amy
Like, get a different bean.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't think there are any more beans.
Morgan
No, that was the last one.
Eddie
Yeah, you can.
Amy
She said have kidney beans. I'm just saying there had to be. You're telling me not one single type of.
Lunchbox
Oh, I don't know.
Bobby Bones
There was no bread. There was literally no bread. There was a one single loaf of bread at the store. So. Yeah, I just assumed there were no beans either.
Amy
There's just, like, so many different types of beans.
Eddie
I do have a legit question, though. Okay. Like, so I have a propane tank, and I. And I want to buy, like, one of those heaters that you just screw to the propane tank.
Abby
Scared of that.
Eddie
Can I do that in my house?
Bobby Bones
You're not supposed to.
Amy
They get me far away from that.
Eddie
That's why it's a question.
Amy
I do not want. That's not how I want to go.
Bobby Bones
You're not supposed to. Can you? Probably, yeah.
Amy
Where do you store your propane tank?
Eddie
Outside.
Amy
Good.
Bobby Bones
I can ask.
Amy
I saw a video that would be.
Eddie
Helpful because, I mean, if it. If the power goes out, dude, we're in trouble.
Bobby Bones
Do you have fireplaces at all?
Eddie
Nope.
Amy
You don't have a fireplace?
Eddie
No. Oh, no, I don't. And we have blankets, but everyone's just like, yeah, just do blankets. No, that'll be too cold.
Bobby Bones
So it says it depends. And doing it wrong can be deadly. Do not do this if you're bringing in a propane grill.
Eddie
Not the grill.
Bobby Bones
A camping stove or an outdoor patio heater. What can be used? A vented propane heater that, if installed properly, it can run without electricity. Vent free propane heater designed for indoor. This is.
Eddie
That sounds risky, dude. Yeah, all that sounds risky. I do have your. The gun that you gave me.
Bobby Bones
The torch.
Eddie
The torch lighter.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah. You'll cook food with that.
Eddie
I don't know, dude.
Bobby Bones
We're gonna have to again, start a new civilization and have to just be on our own. Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Good luck, everybody. Not sure when I'll see you guys again.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
If ever. Has everybody made precautions.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, we're ready.
Bobby Bones
You saw your steps.
Amy
I did, yeah. Salted my steps.
Eddie
You did?
Abby
Yeah.
Eddie
Good for you.
Amy
I had leftover salt from back when I was married. I guess I got that in the mood.
Bobby Bones
Like, random salt.
Amy
There's this huge. I didn't even know I had a huge bucket of salt that I guess I moved with after. And I was like, this is coming in clutch, because I know I didn't buy it.
Bobby Bones
Well, for all of our listeners out there that live in places where you get cold weather and snow all the time, you just heard idiots who never get ice and snow talk about what they're going to do over the next few days if it gets as bad as they say it's going to get. But a big part of the country is going through this, so good luck, everybody. But we will PBE and hopefully be here Monday. PBE means.
Lunchbox
Turn.
Bobby Bones
And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby V. All right, here's a voicemail.
Bones
Hey, Amy, I have a morning courting for you. What is Forest Gump's favorite pasta? Penny. Anyways, thanks, guys.
Bobby Bones
Love you. Bye.
Amy
That's cute.
Eddie
I've never heard that one. That's good. That's good, Jenny.
Bobby Bones
It's penne.
Amy
Penne pasta.
Bobby Bones
Not the pasta guy.
Amy
Yeah, it's the.
Eddie
It's like a tube.
Amy
Yeah, like a tube, but short.
Bobby Bones
I never choose pasta unless it's forced on me. I don't eat pasta. Spaghetti again, if it's all there is. But I'm just not a pasta guy. And I don't think I would have known what penne pasta is. That's how you say it. Penne.
Amy
No. Will you say penne?
Bobby Bones
That's what he said.
Amy
Penne pasta. But he's saying it more like Jenna.
Bobby Bones
Got it. Yeah. Not familiar with it. Let's go to Amy's Morning Corny.
Lunchbox
The morning Corny.
Amy
Where do pigs post their relationship status? Where on Insta Ham.
Lunchbox
That was the morning Corny.
Bobby Bones
So this teacher is in trouble. She's in Indiana, and she is being accused of forcing kindergarten students to massage her feet, apply and rub lotion, massage the teacher's hands, play with the teacher's hair. This is from Local 12. Attorneys alleged the teacher rewarded students for good behavior or classroom help by allowing them to perform the massages, calling the conduct a textbook case of grooming. Now, is this different because it's a woman? Yeah.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Locked away. Like, you're gone. We're actually gonna have a conversation about this. We're gonna land on, you can't do this. But if this were a dude, it would be like, no, you can't do this. And you're locked up.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You're going to jail immediately. The school district placed the teacher on paid leave before later closing the investigation, saying the allegations could not be substantiated. No criminal charges were filed, and the teacher was transferred to another elementary school.
Eddie
So she can do that over there.
Bobby Bones
She won't do that over there, I guarantee you. I don't think she will. I can't guarantee, but I don't think she will.
Eddie
That's so weird.
Bobby Bones
So, Amy, you have a kindergartner. If you do. And the teachers having the kids rub her feet. And also, does her age matter if she's like, 75, don't you also give her, like, a slight pass? Just a slight. Because she's an old lady.
Amy
Yeah, but I think no matter the age, you have to understand the boundaries between teachers and students.
Bobby Bones
But there's a slight pass, right? If it's. She's seven.
Amy
I mean, I'm not as freaked out about it.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Your thoughts yeah, that would be a problem. I mean, I am not gonna try to get her fired, but I'm gonna try to transfer my kid. No, I just think she needs to stop that behavior. And if it continues, then she needs to be let go.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. Did you. Didn't you have a teacher, you, like, rubbed her feet?
Lunchbox
Yeah, second grade, we would give her foot massages while she was reading books. She'd be sitting in her little rocking chair and she'd kick off her shoes, and you would battle for position and give her.
Bobby Bones
She made you fight to give her massages.
Lunchbox
Foot massages. And so I have no problem with this. I don't think. I think it's something very fun for the kids. It makes them feel close to their teacher.
Amy
Like, what if it was a man?
Bobby Bones
But it wasn't a man.
Lunchbox
I know, but that's totally different.
Bobby Bones
I think it's different. She can't. I'm gonna say for the record, before anybody gets my words confused, you can't do this. No more doing this.
Lunchbox
Oh, I'm okay with this. Get my words confused.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
I am okay.
Amy
As long as it's a female teacher.
Lunchbox
As long as it's a female teacher, I'm okay with them giving her foot massages and rubbing lotion on her hands.
Bobby Bones
Like, that's playing with her hair.
Lunchbox
Playing with her hair. That's funny. Like, people like to play dressing.
Bobby Bones
What kind of jokes are you here?
Lunchbox
No, no, but, like, kids, like. Like, they think it's cool to play with adult's hair. They really do. I am all okay with this. Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Your tea. Your kids come home and they're like, yeah, teach her how to rub her feet and play with her hair.
Lunchbox
Fine. Oh, that's cool. Did you put, like, rubber bands in her hair? What'd you do? No, we just. We're messing her hair up. Cool.
Bobby Bones
And they. She made us put lotion on her hands and rub her hands.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Eddie
I don't think they're messing her hair up, though. They're, like, stroking her hair is what I picture.
Bobby Bones
It's bizarre behavior in today's climate. You can't do it, but if it were a dude, you'd be locked in jail. And we had to throw the key away.
Amy
They use the word grooming with her, though.
Lunchbox
That's what some of the parents are saying. I'm like, come on, that's extreme.
Amy
We don't. We don't know extreme in this case, maybe because you think she's totally innocent, but in other cases, it could be scary behavior.
Bobby Bones
And it's okay even if you want to highlight this because it. It could be extreme because our.
Amy
Our boy students.
Bobby Bones
I know.
Amy
Doing it because we have plenty of stories of teachers doing. Female teachers.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Doing stuff with male students.
Bobby Bones
So our final judgment is.
Lunchbox
It's okay.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, Eddie.
Eddie
It's disgusting. If my kids came home and told me they were doing this, I'd be like, who is that? And she's gone.
Amy
Oh, God.
Eddie
She's got to be fired because that's so weird. And. And maybe she's not grooming. Maybe she's not has. She doesn't have bad intentions. But this is weird. And they should be watching her close.
Bobby Bones
It's bad judgment. And you want someone with this bad.
Eddie
Of judgment right around your kids all day.
Amy
But who knows? Maybe she grew up as a kid, like lunchbox in the classes, massaging her teacher.
Bobby Bones
That's the thing. If she's. Oh, that's why I said if she's 75 and female, we give her the benefit. That's probably lunch's teacher.
Amy
Oh, it's the same.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
She's been doing it forever. She's been transferred around all these schools.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Bobby bone show Bonehead. Story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from Illinois. A 37 year old teacher was upset with one of her middle school students. Wouldn't listen in class, wouldn't be quiet, so she took off her shoe and whack. Threw it at the student.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Charged with assault.
Eddie
You can't do that, man.
Bobby Bones
That is a. That's a big charge.
Amy
Career ending. Move there.
Bobby Bones
To throw a shoe. I get it. You shouldn't do it, but I don't know, you career end somebody for throwing a shoe, you tase them.
Amy
What if she didn't throw anything?
Bobby Bones
She just hit him with her hand. Hit him with her hand. Yeah, that's worse.
Amy
But throwing a shoe could be just as painful.
Bobby Bones
Mm. Maybe she was just like flinging it, like, to scare him, like make them flinch.
Abby
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I don't feel like she should lose her whole career. I think she should be suspended, investigated. But to lose a whole career because you threw a shoe.
Amy
Was it overhand or underhand?
Eddie
Oh, that. That.
Bobby Bones
Well, you can't really aim underhand unless you're a softball pitcher.
Lunchbox
That's like tossing it. I'm like, here, catch this.
Bobby Bones
I think she should definitely be in trouble. And if she's had other. If she had priors, she's out. Okay, but I think punching someone. Let's go to the team. Punching Someone. Or throwing a shoe, which is worse.
Eddie
Punching.
Lunchbox
Yeah, punching.
Bobby Bones
Like you would never punch your kid?
Eddie
Nope.
Bobby Bones
Would you throw a shoe at him? Yeah, exactly. All right, there you go.
Lunchbox
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
All right, breaking news. Abby was in a car accident. Abby, what happened?
Abby
Oh, my gosh. So I'm just like, driving down the street. Okay. I'm in the left lane. It's like a two lane road that way, and then two lane this way. And someone's coming out of the, like a shopping center and just comes like straight into my lane. And she had a stop sign.
Bobby Bones
They just like, sideswiped you?
Abby
Well, it was kind of more like run into me. Like it was a boom from the side.
Bobby Bones
Are you hurt?
Abby
No, not really.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
What did you learn?
Lunchbox
Abby, we just went through this. Goodness.
Abby
I know it all hurts. I mean, my hip did hurt a little bit because I was going to the gym.
Bobby Bones
Now we're talking.
Abby
And I got on the treadmill and I was like, I can't do this, so. And my neck. I need to go to the chiropractor today.
Bobby Bones
But so whose fault?
Abby
I mean, it was definitely her fault.
Bobby Bones
Did you guys pull over and have a conversation?
Abby
Yes. So we pulled over and I went over to her. I'm like, are you okay? Because she was an older lady. She was. She was pretty old. And she's like, yeah, I'm good. She's like, but who's at fault? And I'm like, what?
Bobby Bones
Oh, you had to tell her?
Abby
Yeah, I had to tell her. I was like, well, I was driving down the road and you. You ran into me.
Bobby Bones
So did. Was she cool with that?
Abby
I mean, I think so. Yeah. But she had to leave because her husband was having eye surgery and she had to go pick him up.
Eddie
No, Abby.
Bobby Bones
So you literally call the cops?
Abby
I called the cops, but they didn't get there in time.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
That's it.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Abby
I got all her information.
Bobby Bones
Are you sure it's her information?
Abby
Yeah, yeah. I took a picture. I got all pictures that I needed. I got her a license plate, I got her driver's license, insurance, everything. But she had to leave.
Bobby Bones
If she was really old and her husband was in surgery, she's gotta go to that surgery.
Eddie
But isn't that the best excuse ever? Like, I gotta run, husband's in surgery, like, and then see ya. Never gonna see me again.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
What if she was under the influence and she was trying to get out.
Bobby Bones
Of there and she used old Husband with eye surgery.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Tactic that we've heard many times.
Abby
And I'm a sucker. I'm a sucker. Cause I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, you gotta go to your husband.
Bobby Bones
How beat up. How beat up's your car?
Abby
I mean, it's the whole half of my car. The side. It's like the bumper. Side, bumper above my tire, and then the side door.
Bobby Bones
Well, yes. I don't know.
Abby
Like, my bad luck.
Lunchbox
Abby, I'm just gonna say this. You should have had the police there that you should have blocked her in. But I'm just saying I'm sorry that you're hurt. I feel that now. It's gonna be scary to drive. Every time you drive by a shopping center, you're gonna get the. Oh, flinches. Cause you're gonna think a car's darting out. PTSD is real.
Abby
Oh, I already feel that already.
Bobby Bones
She's changed her story during the segment. She started off, nothing was wrong, and now by the end of it, she's got ptsd, her hip hurts. Now you're.
Abby
It is scary. You never know when someone's gonna come out of nowhere.
Bobby Bones
That's right. That's true. You never know when someone's gonna come out of nowhere.
Abby
Driving down the street and hearing somebody.
Bobby Bones
What's happening next?
Abby
I filed a report online, and supposedly she is doing the same.
Bobby Bones
Supposedly you know where she is.
Eddie
You find her again.
Lunchbox
But did you ever talk to the cops, like. Or did you leave too?
Abby
Yeah, no, he came and he was. I can't do anything. She left, so.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. So she could call her insurance and be like, no, I wasn't at fault. And you have. It's a He said, she said.
Abby
Oh, my gosh. I did tell him that, but oh, my God. He was like, just make it clear on there that you. She failed to yield to the right away of. Of you.
Eddie
So are there any witnesses, Abby? Anything that you have?
Abby
Of course not.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Abby
Of course there's not a witness. There were so many cars around, but no one stopped.
Bobby Bones
It's a classic. She said, she said. That's what happened on Monday show. I have Kenny Chesney on. All right, see you guys. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve, executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This is an I heart podcast.
Amy
Guaranteed human.
This lively Friday episode of The Bobby Bones Show is packed with games, quirky dilemmas, and eventful stories from the cast’s lives. The crew plays a tense round of “Easy Trivia,” debates whether it's acceptable to sleep naked at the in-laws, celebrates Lunchbox’s local TV “fame,” and discusses some eyebrow-raising news stories—including a teacher accused of questionable classroom behavior. Fun facts, winter storm prep, and a story about Abby's car accident round out the episode, blending humor and real talk.
The show retains its playful, light-hearted but opinionated tone throughout, marked by Bobby's quick wit, Lunchbox's braggadocio, and Amy’s down-to-earth sensibility. Group banter is full of teasing, friendly debates, and sudden pivots—from absurdity to genuine concern—all of which keep the show entertaining and relatable.
This episode delivers a blend of gameshow energy, real-life hijinks, and thoughtful commentary on sensitive topics, all in classic Bobby Bones Show style.