FRI PT 1: Lunchbox's Breaking News + Problem With Eddie's Blood + A $40 Million Mistake!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show: Fri PT 1—Lunchbox’s Breaking News, Eddie’s Blood Problem & The $40 Million Mistake!
Episode date: April 24, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode kicks off with fun and games including Easy Trivia, then pivots into deeply personal updates (Lunchbox’s ongoing health saga, Eddie’s mysterious blood test issue) and quirky fun facts. The crew laughs through playground debates, listener voicemails, and reveals a stunning story of a $40 million missed opportunity. The show stays true to its signature mix of lighthearted banter, real-life vulnerability, and offbeat competitions.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Easy Trivia Showdown

(Starts at 03:13)

• Contestants: Morgan (defending champ), Eddie, Amy, and Abby face off with categories ranging from seasons, fictional character colors, one-hit wonders, Disney Channel & Nickelodeon shows, to global currencies.
• Standout moment: Amy hilariously struggles to recall “Mambo No. 5,” singing, “A little bit of Monica by my side...,” missing the correct answer (05:33).
  • Quote (Amy, 05:39): "A little bit of Gina, a little bit of Monica by my side..."
• Eddie is one win away from dethroning Morgan, but stumbles on Disney Channel shows (“That’s So Raven,” not “Sabrina the Teenage Witch”).
• “You’ve been boned!” is the recurring sound effect for missed answers.

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2. Mailbag: Childhood Heroes and Streamers as Role Models

(10:41)

• Listener writes about concerns over her 8-year-old son idolizing streamer Speed.
• Bobby reflects on heroes of his youth—Mark Grace, David Letterman, Sting (the wrestler)—noting today’s kids have more unsupervised access to their idols.
  • Quote (Bobby, 11:46): "My heroes as a kid were David Letterman, Mark Grace, and Sting the wrestler… we didn’t know much about them."
• Crew discusses the importance of moderation and controlled screen time, concluding Speed is relatively harmless (“Pretty unproblematic for a streamer”—Bobby, 12:20).
• Comedic tangent on “Lookmaxxing” streamers who alter appearance for online fame, with Amy incredulously recalling a model who injected meth for facial aesthetics (14:10).

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3. Lunchbox’s Breaking News: A Medical Mystery Unfolds

(15:05)

• Update on the testosterone battle: Lunchbox’s result is in (503, “fair, average”), but Eddie’s blood test was “compromised.”
• Tension rises as Bobby hints at something being “wrong,” but clarifies it’s not life-threatening.
  • Quote (Bobby, 16:26): "I’d like to apologize to our listeners… this isn’t a bit. Something's wrong."
  • Quote (Eddie, 17:44): "I need to know what that means—what is ‘compromised’?"
• Eddie’s sample was unusable; more blood must be drawn. Crew jokes about “bad blood” but remains uncertain (18:23).
• Amy slyly asks if she can enter the testosterone contest, too (19:20).

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4. Fun Fact Friday: Mishaps, Maxims & Missed Millions

(23:55)

• Gold is edible but tasteless.
• Condition spotlight: “Alice in Wonderland Syndrome” warps perception of size (24:09).
• Mosquitoes have 47 teeth—who knew? (25:51)
• Stunning business lesson: The inventor of “Operation” sold the rights for $500 in 1964, missing out on billions (26:05).
  • Quote (Bobby, 26:31): "Business, man. It’s business, man."
• Warren Buffett’s famed frugality highlighted: still lives in a $31,500 house bought in 1958, despite a $140 billion net worth.
• Discussion about billionaire taxes, inspired by a possibly AI-faked Buffett clip (29:22).
• Baby carrots are revealed as cut-down regular carrots; Eddie feels scammed (30:39).

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5. Lunchbox’s Ongoing Health Odyssey: The “Swollen Stomach” Search

(31:20)

• Lunchbox finds a doctor who actually investigates, pokes, prods, and listens.
  • Crew jokes about how sensual Lunchbox makes the exam sound (31:51).
  • Quote (Lunchbox, 32:12): "No other doctors poked and prodded… just sent me for an MRI."
• Doctor suspects hip arthritis and pelvic inflammation could be nerve-related, requests MRI results.
• Lunchbox admits he can't remember where he had his last MRI—Bobby roasts him for medical "incompetence" (33:43).
• Prescription anti-inflammatory plan; jokes about “Cialis storyline” and specifics of different pills.

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6. Listener Voicemails & Crew Banter

(39:51)

• A listener wonders why Amy rejects “good looking rich famous guys”—Amy says she’s not really looking.
• Amusing debate over grandmother names (“Sleepy Slop and Goobag”?), with Bobby lamenting loss of “grandma/grandpa” naming rights (41:07).
• Accusations that Eddie is the studio “tattletale.” Both Bobby and Amy say tattling is split between Eddie and Lunchbox (42:12).
• Concern for Abby, who is sick right before her much-hyped charity marathon. The crew speculates about performance anxiety and possible reasons for her absence (43:10).

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7. Bonehead Story of the Day: Bragging Gone Wrong

(47:29)

• Louisiana man evaded police on his motorcycle 11 times, then kept tally marks labeled “Pigs Evaded” on his bike—before being caught on his 12th attempt and charged with all counts.

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8. Lunchbox vs. The PA Announcer: The Ballpark Grudge

(48:17)

• Lunchbox plays audition and “enemy” clips from the stadium's new PA announcer, determined to prove he's better.
  • The crew agrees the new guy sounds… exactly as expected: professional and normal.
  • Bobby notes Lunchbox’s audition was in a controlled environment and not totally equivalent (49:01).
  • Quote (Lunchbox, 49:59): "It was like some dude taking your girl and you got to watch them…"
• Revealed: Lunchbox has tried (and failed) for every announcing gig in town—including his own kid's Little League game (53:16).

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Notable Quotes

• "A little bit of Gina, a little bit of Monica by my side…" —Amy, battling for the “Mambo No. 5” answer (05:39)
• "My heroes as a kid were David Letterman, Mark Grace, and Sting the wrestler… we didn’t know much about them." —Bobby, reflecting on childhood role models (11:46)
• "I'd like to apologize to our listeners… this isn’t a bit. Something's wrong." —Bobby, building suspense over Eddie’s bloodwork (16:26)
• "Compromised? So did it even… did it come back, or did it come back and it was inconclusive?" —Amy, delving into Eddie’s test results (17:21)
• "I did not know that the guy who invented Operation sold the rights for $500 in 1964. …Billions, and he got $500! That's business, man." —Bobby (26:15)
• "It was like some dude taking your girl and you got to watch them…" —Lunchbox on losing the stadium announcer job (49:59)
• "You've been boned!" —(recurring trivia miss sound effect, throughout)

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Laughter, Life Lessons & Real Moments

• Lunchbox’s chronic health search is a recurring narrative, mixing frustration with self-deprecating humor.
• Eddie’s anxiety over his "compromised" blood sample yields both real worry and tongue-in-cheek “bad blood” jokes.
• The crew supports each other, but doesn't shy from calling out quirks, mishaps, and overblown ego (be it Amy’s DMs or Lunchbox’s eternal PA quest).
• Money and business mistakes (from $40 million missed to billionaire tax musings) underscore the real-life stakes and lost opportunities.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:13 – Easy Trivia Game
• 10:41 – Listener Mailbag: Childhood Heroes & Streamers
• 15:05 – Lunchbox & Eddie’s Testosterone Drama
• 23:55 – Fun Fact Friday
• 31:20 – Lunchbox’s Swollen Stomach ‘Breaking News’
• 39:51 – Morning Corny & Listener Voicemails
• 43:10 – Abby’s Charity Marathon Worries
• 47:29 – Bonehead Story of the Day
• 48:17 – PA Announcer Showdown and Lunchbox’s Grudge

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Tone and Style

The Bobby Bones Show stays light, quick-witted, and approachable, seamlessly blending gameshow antics with real-life vulnerability, always leaving space for laughter even in the serious moments. The group dynamic is supportive, teasing, and competitive—never missing a chance to turn personal setbacks into collective jokes or teachable moments.

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This episode demonstrates the heart of the show: a ragtag family wrestling with trivia, medical oddities, and the irresistible urge to one-up each other, all while keeping it relatable, funny, and occasionally profound.

Transcript

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[A]

Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio.

[C]

Morning.

[A]

Easy trivia. The category has four seasons. Morgan has the crown. She goes first. In what season do flowers typically bloom?

[B]

Spring.

[A]

That is correct. Eddie, in what season is it usually the hottest summer? Correct. Easy trivia. Amy, in what season does it snow the most?

[B]

Winter.

[A]

Correct. Abbey. In what season do the leaves fall off of the trees?

[B]

Fall.

[A]

Fall is correct. All right, so nobody missed the first round. If you do miss, though, you'll hear this sound.

[C]

You've been boned.

[A]

Eddie's one win away from taking the crown from Morgan. Come on. The category is colors of fictional characters. Morgan, what color is Pikachu?

[B]

Pikachu is yellow.

[A]

Correct. Eddie, what's the main color of the Smurfs? Blue. Correct. Amy, what color is Shrek?

[B]

Shrek is green.

[A]

Correct. Abby, what color is Barney?

[B]

Barney is purple.

[A]

Correct. The category is One Hit Wonders. Morgan, what One Hit Wonder song by Los Del Rio became a global dance craze in the 90s with its signature hand motions.

[B]

I. I was going one direction. I was going cha cha side. But you said hand motion is. Is a Macarena.

[A]

Correct. Eddie, what One Hit Wonder song by Chumbawamba includes the lyrics. I get knocked down, but I get up again.

[D]

That's tub thumping.

[A]

That is correct. Amy, what One Hit Wonder song by Lou Vega lists a series of women's names.

[B]

You make me a man.

[A]

Okay, what.

[C]

What?

[A]

One Hit Wonder song by Lou Vega

[B]

lists a little bit of Monica, a

[A]

series of women's names, A little bit

[B]

of Rita by my side, a little bit of Jessica. Here I am. A little bit of you makes me your man. Oh. Oh, dude. What? No, no, no, no. All I have in my head is, hey, Margaretina. A little bit of Jessica.

[A]

It sounds like baby shark. It just goes over and over again.

[B]

A little bit. Gina's all I need.

[A]

Hey.

[D]

Oh, Amy, did you hear that?

[A]

You got.

[D]

You got boned.

[B]

I know, but I. I still. Can I. Can you help me? Just. I want to just.

[D]

Oh, gosh.

[B]

A little bit of Gina, A little bit of Monica by my side.

[A]

Mambo number five.

[B]

Mambo number five.

[A]

She's hitting her head on the microphone. Abby, what? One Hit Wonder song by Vanilla Ice is built around the baseline from under pressure.

[B]

Ice. Ice, baby.

[A]

Correct. Eddie, you're one win away from the championship.

[D]

I know, and I'm feeling great because.

[A]

Because Andy's gone.

[B]

Wait, how many points do I have, by the way? Two just hit.

[A]

Eddie has four. You have two. Morgan has one. Abby has zero.

[B]

All right, girls, let's go.

[A]

Next up.

[D]

This looks so good.

[A]

The category is Disney Channel shows. Morgan, what Disney Channel show follows a teenage girl who secretly lives a double life? Is a famous pop star Hannah Montana? Correct. Eddie, what Disney Channel show follows a psychic teen who has visions of the future that often get her into trouble?

[D]

This is how I get out.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[D]

Can you repeat it, please?

[A]

What Disney Channel show follows a psychic teen who has visions of the future that often gets her into trouble? Do you know, Morgan?

[B]

Yeah, I do.

[D]

I'm gonna go with Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

[A]

Not a Disney Channel show, I don't think. Oh, my gosh.

[D]

Is it Hillary Duff?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

That's so Raven.

[A]

That's so Raven. Yeah.

[D]

Raven. No chance.

[A]

Yeah, I do.

[D]

I have no clue. Disney Channel shows. Done.

[A]

Abby, what Disney Channel show is about twins who live in a luxury hotel called the Tipton?

[B]

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

[A]

Correct.

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

These two.

[A]

Would you have known that one, though?

[D]

Yes, that's my guess for everything.

[A]

Two left. The category is money. What's the currency of Japan? Morgan? Well, I know yen.

[B]

Yen is China. I'm a su.

[A]

What's the currency of Japan?

[B]

I've never been to Japan. Never needed Japan.

[A]

Money.

[B]

I'm assuming it's yen.

[A]

Is that your answer? Yeah, that is correct. Abby, what's the currency of the United Kingdom?

[B]

Oh, that's the. The pound.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

The category is the human body. Morgan, how many lungs does a human have?

[B]

The easy answer is two, but I don't know. Easy trivia tricks me out. So you have two lungs on each side? Yes. I'm scared. 2.

[A]

Correct. Abby, what do you have 206 of in your body Bones? Correct. The category is Nickelodeon shows. Morgan, what Nickelodeon shows about a girl who starts her own web show with her friends, Sam and Freddy?

[B]

Icarly.

[A]

Icarly is correct. Abby, what Nickelodeon sketch comedy show launched the careers of many young actors and featured skits like Good Burger?

[B]

Is it. Is it all that?

[A]

Is that your answer?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

The category is Literature. Who wrote Romeo and Juliet? Morgan.

[B]

Oh, gosh. That just. It was, like, there, and then it just went Away. What is his name? Why? Why? Why was it just there and then it just disappeared? I was thinking of the other movie.

[A]

Who wrote Romeo and Juliet?

[B]

Come back. Come back around. Where'd you go?

[D]

Why are you telling Bobby to circle?

[A]

No, my head.

[B]

I'm telling my. It was literally there and then it just left. Shakespeare.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Gosh dang.

[A]

It came back. Abby. Who wrote the Adventures of Tom Sawyer?

[B]

That would be. Not Huckleberry fan. Oh, no. Okay. Adventures of Tom Sawyer, that is. I can't see you.

[A]

Who wrote the Adventures of Tom Sawyer?

[B]

Dang it. I can't go out on this one. I can't. I made it so far. Okay. Not Huckleberry Finn. Saw your brown.

[D]

That'd be awesome.

[A]

Saw your brown. Some girls don't like boys like me, but some girls do. I can't believe five seconds.

[B]

Okay, I have Huck Finn. Huckleberry Fin. That's not it. That's not it.

[A]

Time.

[B]

All I can think of.

[A]

You've been boo ed. Another one.

[D]

Mark Twain.

[B]

Sing it.

[A]

Hey, she's back on her video game, Bones. It's the Anonymous in box. Anonymous in box. If there's a question to be had, send it into the mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I recently let my 8 year old son watch WrestleMania with his older cousins. Now he is obsessed with a streamer named Speed who made an appearance. It's all he talks about. He's watching clips, he's quoting him. The energy level in our house has gone way up. I try to keep an open mind, but I'll be honest, it doesn't feel like the best role model situation. It got me thinking, what would you do? Also, who was your childhood hero? And do you think it really matters who kids look up to at that age? Again, he's eight signed, trying to keep up. Mom, eight years old. My hero is probably Mark Grace, first baseman for the Cubs. If I didn't know what was really going on, I don't know that probably been the best. We didn't know what ball players were up to, but my hero was probably Mark Grace.

[B]

Well, you also couldn't keep tabs on Mark Grace. Like you can stream him.

[A]

Yeah. My heroes as a kid were David Letterman, Mark Grayson, Sting the wrestler, blonde haired Sting, and again, we didn't know much about him. Where these streamers, you can see everything. I don't think Speed though, is it such a bad influence?

[B]

Yeah, he's. He's a. He's a. How do I put it? Like a PG streamer or PG13. Like, what does he do anything bad races, cheetahs and stuff.

[D]

Yeah, that's kind of.

[A]

We did that. He went to Africa. Did that. He lost. He didn't lose that one.

[D]

But he does race people, right?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he races people. I. Of all the streamers. I think he's like pretty unproblematic, Mike. I mean he gets into some trouble sometimes just because when he is streaming he'll have a lot of people gather around and they'll be like shutting it down. But as far as like his actual content, not that bad. Far streamers go. I think speed's a pretty good one. But Also okay, an 8 year old doesn't matter who their hero is.

[B]

Well, yes, yes, it matters, I guess if it was. If it's someone that's really bad.

[A]

I think if they like think David Koresh is their hero, we got an issue. But I'm saying generally speaking and things that will come to them.

[B]

Yeah, but this is more of a limit of how much screen time he's having just in general. So there's got to be some boundaries around how much time he's spending with speed based on the consumption. But.

[A]

And not you. You probably don't just let him watch on twitch full stream 24.

[B]

7.

[A]

You can. You can watch controlled clips when you agree, Mike. Yeah, definitely. I show Speed's awesome. Like he. Even at Wrestlemania he was really good. I'm like the 8 year old. I can't stop thinking about it. I'm running around the house being like, speed's awesome. If he loves speed. Amy brings up a good point. Let him watch clips of Speed. I wouldn't do full streams because they don't have full control over that because they're out, just out doing life and you can't control every element. So better him than clvicular.

[D]

Who's that?

[A]

Look maxing.

[C]

Oh yeah, that dude. Yeah, you don't want to look maxing.

[A]

That's a whole different topic.

[B]

Is that.

[A]

Oh, the kid is 19, 19, 20. He does all the stuff. He like takes a hammer to his face. He like takes method. Oh, I've seen him like good looking kid. But he. Everything he does is to make himself look better.

[B]

Wait, did he walk in the New York Fashion Week and people were really mad at it because you shouldn't be.

[A]

I don't know about that. I know he overdosed on a stream and now he came back and he was like, I'm back, dang.

[B]

Oh yeah, we're not watching him. No, I know that there was some model and people were mad that he walked in some fashion show.

[A]

I don't know. I don't follow. All clavicular.

[B]

He openly was talking about. Yes. Injecting meth into his face for, like,

[A]

it could have been him.

[B]

How it, like, makes it look. But then also, have you seen what meth will eventually make you look?

[A]

Like made a controversial appearance. Yeah, it was him. His clavicular at a New York Fashion Week appearance drew attention.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's crazy. He has a buddy. I forget his name. I was watching his clip the other night, and he's also a look maxer, and so he cries a lot and puts the tears in his hair and makes his hair good.

[D]

That's kind of funny.

[B]

I guess I just did not know that.

[A]

See, Speed's good. Hey, Mom. Yeah, it's look maxing.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. There's all kind of maxes.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

There's soft maxing, hard maxing.

[A]

Look Maxing off from that. But there you go, everybody. Thank you. Close it up, Bones. Drum roll, please. So we read Lunchbox's testosterone results Yesterday. It hit 503, which is fair.

[D]

That's average fair. Yeah.

[A]

These two guys have been arguing about who has the higher testosterone, so both of them gave blood. What was weird was Eddie's did not come in.

[D]

Oh, my gosh. So stressful.

[A]

Lunchboxes came in. 503 was the number. Eddie's did not come in. Something could have been wrong. Can you turn that drum roll up, please, Eddie?

[D]

Is it in?

[A]

It's still not in. Oh. And not only that.

[D]

What is happening?

[B]

Not only.

[A]

Not only that. There's something. What do you want to know? On the air, off What?

[D]

Hold on. Does it have to do with a result or did they lose it?

[A]

They didn't lose it.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

So the question is. Oh, crap. And I like to apologize to our listeners because apologizing me, this is not a bit. I mean, it's a bit between these two, it's one of the funnier bits. But then it was supposed to come in. We didn't plan for it. That's how you know it's real, because it just wasn't smooth. So do you want to know on the air or off? Because something's wrong.

[D]

Something's wrong.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Can you give me a scale of wrong? Like 10? Being death.

[A]

Like, it's not being.

[D]

I'm okay.

[A]

It's not 10. I don't know if you're okay. I can't. I don't know, but it's not 10.

[D]

I think our listeners deserve to Know as much as we do. So just let it rip. Just tell me what it is. I've been worrying about this for way too long. Just tell me what the problem is.

[A]

It seems.

[D]

Do I have cancer?

[A]

That I don't know.

[B]

Not how we would tell you.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Can you imagine? That's how I told them.

[B]

Yeah. No, I cannot.

[A]

Somehow, your blood was compromised. What do you mean?

[D]

What does that mean?

[C]

Substances?

[A]

I don't think that's what it means.

[D]

Compromise.

[B]

I didn't think about.

[A]

I didn't think about secretly doping.

[D]

What. What does that mean?

[A]

Compromise? So did it even. Did it come back? Or did it come back and it was, like, inconclusive?

[B]

Well, let's just say.

[A]

Did what?

[B]

First of all, he said, I'm so sorry. This has never happened.

[D]

Amy's eyes are so big right now.

[B]

Yeah, because it's just like. It seems like your blood was, like, messed up or something.

[D]

My blood's messed up. I mean, I haven't had a blood test in a long time.

[B]

So there. He's coming to get more.

[A]

He has to take more blood.

[D]

He needs more blood.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So he's coming up here today because the blood that you gave was compromised.

[D]

I. I need to know what that means. What is compromised?

[B]

When he's here, he can tell you, explain more about it.

[D]

Like, is there too much, like, of shouldn't be in there?

[B]

He's like, this is so unusual because he got the same amount of blood from lunchbox that he did Eddie, but with Eddie's. They. They couldn't use. They needed more blood.

[D]

More blood.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

Maybe they couldn't find any testosterone, so they just needed more.

[D]

No way.

[A]

So.

[D]

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

That's where we are.

[D]

When are we drawing again? This is.

[A]

This is crazy. Yeah. He's gonna come up here.

[D]

Like, I don't mind drawing the blood. That's no big deal. But, like, what is? I don't know. I'll talk to him, I guess. Dude, I haven't drawn blood in a long time. So what if, like, my blood's just bad?

[A]

I don't know. You can have bad blood.

[C]

Oh, you can have bad blood.

[B]

You can have real bad blood.

[C]

You're going to have real bad blood.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

So far I've heard all the different scenarios.

[B]

I mean, but if it's not. I mean, bad blood would be a. A cancer in your blood, and he doesn't have that.

[A]

So we don't know. I don't. We don't know that for sure. Sometime he doesn't Have.

[D]

Are you safe? Are. Are you say that for.

[A]

You cannot say that for sure. We don't know. His blood's inconclusive. What we have now, Eddie, is we do not have your results back yet. We will have to take them today and on, you know.

[D]

And now we have to wait again.

[A]

Yeah. Get the results Monday, should we. Monday, should we just start over?

[D]

Lunchbox 2?

[A]

No, we got his.

[C]

Because.

[D]

But, but I mean, this fluctuates. What if like that day he.

[A]

But he also can.

[B]

If he's coming, you want him to go ahead and draw mine and I'll enter the competition.

[A]

Hey, you're just looking for free blood draw, but

[C]

trying to wiggle your way

[A]

in and it's like, you might as well give me an IV too, huh? That'll be a good bit.

[B]

It came up, we were talking about that and I, I, it's fine. I'll go to my doctor May 7th. I don't need it, Eddie.

[C]

What?

[D]

I don't have to get.

[A]

You have to get blood again today.

[D]

Okay. All right.

[A]

We do not have any. I don't.

[D]

And this is, and this is not. You're not making this up?

[A]

Swear to God.

[B]

No, I'm.

[A]

No, I wanted to be over. I just wanted to be like, haha, somebody has higher testosterone, but now it's been dragged out. But it's only, something's wrong with you.

[B]

This is not how we saw this playing out.

[D]

I don't like the word compromise. Yeah, that's a scary word.

[A]

It feels like, well, anything Russia or China has got you. You're not compromised. Exactly. What?

[B]

They also use the word interesting.

[A]

Oh, you never want a doctor to look at your stuff and be like, oh, interesting.

[D]

And you also don't want to hear, this has never happened before, right?

[B]

And redraw.

[A]

Okay, you'll do that today.

[D]

Yeah, man, whatever we need.

[A]

That's the update. Sorry everybody. We do not have a winner as of right now in the testosterone competition between Lunchbox and Eddie.

[B]

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[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, gold.

[B]

Like on ice cream.

[A]

I don't know if that's the case. I don't know. It's not, but I don't know if that's the case.

[D]

There's gold flakes floating in there.

[C]

I always thought that was fake.

[A]

Could be. I don't know. But go. You can eat gold if it's straight gold. That's my first one, Amy.

[B]

So there's something called Alice in Wonderland syndrome, and it's a condition related to how you perceive the world around you. Like, things appear to be different sizes than they actually are.

[C]

Weird.

[A]

Oh. So the perception is of physical things,

[B]

external objects, or even your own body parts.

[A]

I was like a rabbit talking to you. I'm like, no, that's just lsd.

[B]

No. They're perceived incorrectly, and the most common perceptions are at night. The causes for this are still unknown. Typical migraine, temporal lobe epilepsy, brain tumors, psychoactive drugs, sex, stuff like that. They've tried on these people and there's no effective treatment.

[A]

I think about sometimes people that don't have any nerves that allow them to feel pain. That's crazy.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They don't know. Like, if they touch a hot stove, they don't even know which is terrible,

[A]

because what pain is is our nerves saying, don't do that any longer. Because that is a threat. Because you could die. Yeah. If. If you didn't feel pain. And also, you were invincible. That rocks. If you don't feel pain at all, and you're not, that sucks. It's almost like when you bite a hole through your lip after the dentist. When you don't feel it, you don't feel it because, like, look at me. And then as soon as that comes back, you're like, oh, yeah. I think it's not the same, but I think about that a lot. The pain. And then I think, I bet you trees can feel. I think about that a lot.

[B]

They can.

[A]

Plants. I mean, like, really, They've recorded audio of them. I hear you, but someday we're going to be like, wow, we shouldn't hurt plants and trees. It's like we do animals now, but

[B]

then what are we supposed to eat?

[A]

I agree. Each other.

[D]

You're eating trees, plants. I mean, lettuce and stuff.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. So that's what's up.

[C]

Lunchbox Mosquitoes. Those things are really annoying. But did you know that they have 47 teeth.

[A]

Who knew? I didn't know they had teeth at all.

[C]

Exactly. So every time you see a mosquito, that little bug's got 47 teeth in there.

[A]

I can tell you one person who didn't know this guy right here. I did not know that the guy who invented the board game Operation sold the rights to a Toy Company for $500 in 1964.

[C]

No.

[A]

So they made billions of dollars and he got 500 bucks, which is $5,000 in today's money.

[D]

But still, that's nothing, man. We still play that game.

[A]

How about watching that thing explode and you have nothing?

[B]

You think they give him.

[A]

Why would they.

[D]

No way. It's over. The deal's done.

[A]

Business, man. It's business, man.

[C]

Oh, that hurts.

[B]

Speaking of business, I need to have a conversation with you.

[C]

Okay, go ahead, talk to us.

[D]

You think now's the time?

[A]

Hey, I'll allow it. Go ahead.

[B]

All fair. But I just remembered and I keep forgetting, so I thought I'll just say it.

[A]

I think these guys would like to get in some sort of business opportunity.

[D]

Is it us, too?

[B]

No.

[C]

You don't want us?

[B]

No. It really has to do with business with Bobby. Lunchbox owes me thousands of dollars.

[C]

Yeah, well, relax.

[B]

I'm not relax. What?

[C]

There's no owing you anything. We don't know that.

[B]

No. You all heard this fun fact that

[A]

is gaslighting at A plus material right there.

[B]

Yeah, like, my fun fact is Lunchbox owes me like, $2,500 or something that he refuses to pay. And he got fun fact hacked by somebody who got into his Robinhood account.

[A]

In fact, he sent his username and password to somebody on text.

[B]

Fun fact, he got scammed.

[A]

Fun fact. Holy crap.

[D]

A lot of fun facts there.

[B]

Fun fact, I'm probably not gonna have a business chat with you until you pay me money.

[A]

That's a suck fact.

[C]

Fun fact, I'm you a lot of money on the pallet.

[A]

Oh, gosh.

[B]

$200 pallet was the emotional toll.

[A]

Yes, I agree with you.

[D]

10 years and that whole thing wasn't fun at all.

[A]

Yeah, not fun. Yeah, it's suck fact, too, Morgan.

[B]

Fun fact, the majestic eagle scream that you often hear in a movie is not actually the real call of a bald eagle. Hollywood editors replace it for the red tailed hawk skull. This is what a bald eagle actually sounds like.

[A]

Sounds like you need to grease the wheel, right?

[B]

Squeaky wheel, kind of wimpy.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I found this out because I was doing a video for our show, and I was like, oh, I Need an eagle sound. And I couldn't find it anywhere.

[A]

Like, that kind of blows. Oh, that's interesting. I'll give you one more here. Warren Buffett is 95 years old, obviously, still lives in the same house in Omaha, Nebraska. He bought this house in 1958 for $31,500. Still lives in the same exact house, the house today. If they were to sell it today, at its size, it'd be a. Worth a little over a million bucks. But he's worth $140 billion.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

Upgraded since 1958.

[B]

Okay, so I saw a clip, but I didn't know if it was AI or not, because now I just think everything's AI. Have you noticed I've sent you less things, like a bobby?

[A]

I really don't notice when someone does less of something. It's when someone goes, I'm getting off social media, letting everybody know. I wouldn't have noticed you weren't on it. Because I don't, I don't sit and wonder. I wonder where this person is today on social media.

[B]

Oh, I thought you'd be like, oh, Amy was sending me all this stuff, but I kept falling for AI So now I'm, I'm.

[A]

I haven't noticed what you haven't been doing. No.

[B]

Okay, well, I.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

I saw a clip of Warren Buffett talking about a check he wrote for taxes, which was about $5 billion or something. And he said, look, if all these other companies. He's like, I'm happily writing this check, no problem. Like, this is what we should be doing. And if other billionaires and certain companies would be doing, instead of finding all the loopholes to not pay what they need to pay, it would relieve everybody in America, all of us that are not billionaires.

[A]

Yeah. It's wild to me that we allow that, adore. We idolize billionaires. It's crazy that we just automatically make them super famous and cool because they

[D]

have all a lot of money.

[A]

It's. It's why. And like Jeff Bezos, you know, he does what he does, but then MacKenzie Bezos, who got a bunch of it just does 50 million, 80 million at different organizations.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's crazy. Yeah, it's wild.

[B]

So anyway, I don't know if that was really Warren Buffett talking or not, but if it was shout out to Warren Buffett.

[A]

Shout out to the person who may have been AI Maybe not, but I

[B]

guess I hadn't thought about it. Quick Google search will probably show if he does pay taxes like that. But to all the billionaires out there. I mean, come on, just pay.

[C]

It's a good point.

[B]

Come on. Taxes.

[D]

Pay your taxes.

[B]

Like, it's not that hard. You'll be fine.

[A]

Yeah, all the billionaires. Come on, all you home invaders. Come on. This is what you said to people when you want them to do better. Come on. Eddie, got anything?

[D]

Yeah, I do. So do you know baby carrots? You've seen those at the store. The little carrots that you snack on? Those aren't, like, carrots. I thought they were, like, real baby carrots. Like, the size was real. They're just big carrots, and they cut in little pieces and they call it baby carrots. I feel like I was scammed by that one.

[A]

Yeah, I was scammed, too. I think we've done that one here before.

[D]

Oh, have you?

[A]

But there's been so many fun facts.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

It's hard to know you recently just joined the show, too, so you easily get lost. All right, good job, everybody. That's Fun Fact Friday. Fun Fact Friday. Okay, breaking news, Breaking news Lunchbox found a doctor that may be able to diagnose his swollen stomach issue. Okay, so what happened here?

[C]

I found a competent doctor finally. Maybe I was trying to get a doctor, like the Tennessee Titans doctor or the professional soccer team doctor, but one of them was a pediatrician. The other one didn't do abdomen or groin. So I was like, all right. So I found this guy. He did groin. So I went to see him, and he actually took time to talk to me. He sent me for an X ray, and he actually laid me down on the table and started poking and prodding and moving, rotating.

[A]

He sounds so, like, sensual. He's like, he did groin, and then he laid me down.

[B]

He took his time.

[A]

He took his time and he. He spoke to me. He poked me. He poked me. Your setup was weird. No, no, you love what he did.

[C]

Growing.

[B]

Found someone.

[A]

Finally found someone that knew me and loved me for me.

[D]

I've been longing for this.

[C]

No, other doctors didn't do this. Other doctors were like, hey, what's hurting you? Okay, I'll send you for an mri. They didn't poke. They didn't prod. They just sent me for an mri. Then I come back like, oh, we don't see anything. But we're here if we need you. Or if you need us, just Google some exercises for your pelvic floor. They didn't do poking and prodding. Another doctor. It's probably just gas. I haven't had gas for the last nine months. I'M just telling you that right now. So this guy was moving my legs and. All right, do this. Touch your elbow to this knee. Does this hurt? Does it hurt when you do that? And so he actually took some time, looked at the X ray, said, oh, there's some little arthritis in this hip. And then right there where the pelvis comes together, he saw some inflammation. He goes, and that sends messages. It can send it down to the groin or up into the stomach. And he goes. So that may be bothersome. I'd really like to see your MRI so I could really get a detailed look at it. And when I went to my appointment, I couldn't remember where I went to get my mri. That's how many doctors I've been to. So I have to.

[A]

You don't keep record of it?

[C]

Well, I know I don't. Let's just be real.

[D]

He tried to come up with something.

[A]

But you went to get an mri.

[C]

Here's the thing.

[A]

I went imaging.

[C]

Yes. And I did go get an mri, and I remembered going to this one hospital. So I went and picked up my MRI, and I guess I got my knee MRI'd a couple years ago because that's what I did at that hospital. So I had no idea where I did my stomach. So I have to call another doctor's office and say, hey, can you guys tell me where you referred me to so I can go get the MRI and drop it by this doctor.

[A]

So you don't have any answer here? No, but it's crazy that he's calling doctors incompetent when his incompetence is even knowing where he's been to the doctor.

[C]

I've been to so many. So many.

[A]

How many MRIs have you done?

[C]

I've done one MRI, one CT.

[A]

I said, how many MRIs?

[C]

One MRI, one CT scan. But. But that's what I'm saying. Like, I went to two different places. Yeah. So I know where I did the CT scan, but the mri, man, it's all fuzzy.

[A]

But is your still swollen?

[C]

It comes and goes, but there hadn't been as much copain. But he did put me on prescription strength anti inflammatory. He said, leave the Advil alone. Let's go stronger.

[A]

Are you still taking Cialis?

[C]

No.

[D]

I don't know if I believe him.

[B]

But why?

[A]

I don't know about Cialis.

[D]

Yeah, he just doesn't. He don't like that storyline. He doesn't like.

[A]

He doesn't like that he's taking the

[C]

little blue pills, right?

[D]

Correct.

[A]

Yeah, but whatever. You kill the storyline.

[C]

No, it's not blue.

[B]

Well, some people blue. Anyway, that Cialis can be used for Ed, but he's not using it for ed. He's using it for his pelvic floor or something.

[A]

Two for one, multi use.

[C]

And it's not blue, just so you know. That's the Viagra. So there is hope. So I'm gonna drop my MRI off and hopefully he sees something and we get this nipped in the butt and we are back.

[A]

Got it. We won't even say it's not butt, but go ahead.

[D]

What do you think it is? Like, the inflammation? What do you think it's causing all that?

[C]

Well, he said, there's a little arthritis on my left hip. And then he just. He saw some aggravation right there where the pelvis bones come together. There was like a little arch and he's like, I'd really like to get in there and look and see what that is.

[B]

So aggravated.

[A]

Get in there.

[C]

Always say, well, you're gonna look at

[B]

the MRI and look, not like, actually get in there.

[C]

But he. He was great, man. I'm telling you.

[A]

No, it sounds like he got crushed.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

Like, he really. He really treated you right.

[C]

It's not.

[D]

How old is he? Lunchbox.

[A]

What celebrities look like?

[C]

Chevy Chase with white hair.

[A]

Nice.

[D]

Oh, so he's older?

[C]

Yeah, he has the ball.

[A]

Silver Foxes.

[C]

No, no, it's not about liking him. It's just about going to so many doctors over the last nine months.

[A]

That's good.

[C]

And he actually moved my legs around.

[A]

It's when you start talking, that sensual voice, like, we're fine hearing it, but you, like, drop an octave and you, like, hated it. But then when he moved my hip

[C]

around, what do I do? I really fall down.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, you get very breathy.

[B]

You're trying to defend yourself. You're like, no, no, guys, you don't understand. Then he's spread my legs.

[A]

He said he love.

[C]

I never said he spread my legs in my mouth.

[A]

He turned me over. But it's just how you said it.

[B]

He said, okay, he moved my legs apart. I meant.

[A]

All right, that's enough. He moved my leg. We're rooting for you, Bones.

[B]

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[C]

The morning Corny.

[B]

Why shouldn't you tell a pizza joke?

[A]

Why shouldn't you tell a pizza Joke.

[B]

They're too cheesy.

[C]

That was the morning corny.

[A]

All right. Voicemails from you guys. So a little confused. Good looking rich famous guy hits up Amy and she's not interested. What is she looking for? Have a great day, everybody. And you too, Daniel. Oh, you too, Daniel.

[B]

Daniel.

[A]

That's lunch, Amy. Good looking rich famous guy hits you up, you're not interested. What are you looking for?

[B]

I'm not sure.

[A]

Are you looking for a bad looking, poor unknown guy? Because if so, I get it. There's a lot of those. I can line up eight right now if you want. What is the bog down stickers?

[B]

Yeah, solid question. I don't really know that I'm looking right now.

[A]

That's a good answer. If you're not looking at all, then okay. I bet your DMs are full of good looking rich famous guys hitting you up, not just one. Do you even go look? You go fishing?

[B]

I don't think. I don't. I've not seen. I don't know.

[A]

Give me a phone. I'll look.

[B]

Okay, you want to.

[A]

Let's go. Hit me the next one. I am the oldest grandkid of six kids. And between me and my five younger cousins, we call our grandmother by different names. To me, she's grandmother. To my younger cousins, they call her Meemaw. So does not always end up the same. All right, thank you.

[B]

Bye.

[D]

Bye.

[A]

This is in reference to my wife's parents. They have their grandma grandpa names. I mean, I don't. I don't co sign on them. I cannot forget what they are. They're like Sleepy Slop and Goobag or something.

[B]

Probably like Marmee and Papa Meemaw.

[A]

I think it's like Mama Pee Pee. I don't know.

[B]

I co sign you changing it?

[A]

I don't know. It's something I just. It to me it doesn't. And my wife goes, well, there are other grandkids that got to name them. The oldest grandkids. And so they're known as that. And if all the grandkids get together and they're talking about, you know, poo poo and pee pee, I. I did tell my wife I want Grandma and Grandpa.

[B]

She's like, why are you so adamant for that?

[A]

I don't know. I. My side. There won't be grandparents. So at least I'd like to name something I'm gonna lose.

[B]

This is something to dig deeper into.

[A]

But yeah, not really. I would tell you if it was okay.

[B]

Yeah, it's just something you feel like, for.

[A]

Yeah, just, like, I don't ever win this stuff when it comes to stuff like this. Give me one more.

[B]

Is Eddie the tattletale of the group?

[A]

I was just listening to another segment and he was complaining about something Scuba Steve did.

[B]

And Scuba Steve's like, was it Eddie who complained?

[A]

Like, it's kind of known. He's just a tattletale. And does he feel entitled to that

[B]

role because he's Bobby's best friend?

[A]

Why don't you just bring things to people's face? I don't understand why he has to go behind people's back to Bobby and Tattletale all the time. Interesting. I'd say it's pretty split.

[D]

Me and Lunchbox.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not going to remove you fully. Yeah, I think they like to just tell on each other most.

[D]

Yes, but we all do. Like, I think we all take turns. Tattletail.

[A]

That's what a tattletale says. That's what.

[B]

Yeah, I agree. We all have things that we share from time to time. But you and lunchbox.

[A]

Yeah, it's 51.49 or 49.51, depending on the week. But, yeah, Yeah, I feel that. Hey, leave us a voicemail anytime. 877-77. Bobby, Abby's sick.

[B]

Like, what kind of sick?

[A]

She couldn't come in today. Cause she's sick.

[B]

But what about the marathon?

[D]

Oh, everyone's donated so much money.

[A]

You want it back?

[D]

Refund.

[B]

Okay, well, it's all going to a good cause. But what if she's just resting up?

[A]

You don't miss work to rest up. And Abby's not the kind to do that. So all I know.

[B]

No, no, I know. But I mean, if she's feeling sick, she's resting. So that way she doesn't give it to any of us. But also, she's able to run the race. She's still gonna do it, right?

[A]

I don't know. Scuba, what do you know about this?

[C]

She hit me up last night saying that she wasn't feeling well. She went to the doctor to get a steroid shot. Her concerns are what you guys are

[D]

talking about, about the race on Saturday.

[C]

And so I told her, hey, if you're sick, please don't come in, stay home, rest, hydrate, so that way she can be good for Saturday.

[A]

Is there any chance. Because that race is tomorrow. Is there any chance. Cause she's raised over $5,000. She got to six. I want to shout out our listeners again because she's basically broken, as my grandma would say. Her Eyes were bigger than her belly was. Make sense?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. And so she's like, I'm gonna do 5,000 and then just do. She was a couple thousand short. So we come on and I go, I'll do this. But our listeners, they'll come through. And they did. Holy crap. And then she is sick and can't do the race. What do you think about that? Does she do it anyway, even if she's really sick?

[B]

I guess it depends what kind of sick. Cause like, if she can't be running if she's sick like that, you know,

[A]

I vomited for like three hours and did a million dollar show one year.

[B]

What about the other way?

[A]

That's for charity. Oh, pooping. Oh, I didn't think about that. It's a good point. I don't.

[D]

You can't run if that's the case.

[B]

Well, some people do and they just

[A]

go to the bathroom, wear a diaper.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

The Jordan flu game.

[A]

He had a hell of a game

[C]

and had what, a fever? Like 40 points or something?

[A]

Yeah. I feel like the flu game over the years. I. I agree. He was sick. I think he's got little food poisoning from that pizza. Did you guys watch that? Yeah, that documentary?

[B]

No.

[A]

No, I didn't think you did. But, yeah, the news is that Abby's sick. She's not at work today. She doesn't miss work. Oh. My thought is, you know, she gets so worked up about even playing easy trivia.

[B]

Yeah. Like her anxiety.

[A]

Yes. That I don't think. I think that could be it.

[B]

But this is the first. This isn't the first time.

[D]

Yeah, she's ran before.

[B]

She's a runner. I don't know.

[D]

I think it's real interesting, though, that she'd miss work for a race, but she.

[B]

No, she doesn't want to also get us sick.

[A]

I think she's sick.

[B]

Like, we have a rule. Don't come in if you're sick.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So we recorded the easy trivia for this week a couple days ago when Abby was. Well, did she play that round?

[D]

She did.

[A]

Okay, so she was feeling good then. But if you listen to her, she gets freaked out before every type of. Okay, time for performance. Oh, my God. Even when she was, like, playing her shows.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

I have a theory that she probably is a little. Got a little allergy or something and then freaked herself out, and now she's not able to.

[B]

Gotcha. And with such, you know, how many people were supporting her. Is a little different this year. Cause it's Higher. Yeah. There's a little more pressure.

[A]

She has to win now for $6,000.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We hope that she's good, but she doesn't miss work. And so if I heard a miss work and it'd be right before the race. I was a little concerned this morning when I heard that. Abby, if you're listening, I doubt you are, because I don't think anybody goes back and listens to our own podcast. Right. I haven't listened to our podcast in, like, four years. Unless something's broken, unless the listener's like, it's not loading for me, and I'll go check, and it loads. That means it's something in their connection or Wi Fi or their, you know, Spotify or Apple or iHeartRadio, because we do get a lot of those where it's like, my part two's not loading, and I'll go check part two, and it's loading. And it must mean there could have been something while they were. While I was loading, when their WI fi wasn't exactly right, or their cell wasn't good and only partially loaded. Or it could be, you know, a myriad of things. But, Abby, if you're listening, good luck. All right, Bobby Bone Show.

[C]

This story comes to us from Louisiana. A man like to drive around town with no license plate on his motorcycle going 100 miles an hour. And when cops would try to pull him over, he'd speed off, and he would keep a tally on his bikes. And it said, pigs evaded at 11 tally marks. Oh, he.

[A]

He kept receipts.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So they could see how many evade.

[C]

And so on the 12th time, they caught him.

[A]

So do they go and chase down the other 11? Do they know?

[C]

Well, they know it's him because it has his 11 marks on his bike. And so he's charged with 12 different counts.

[A]

Wow. Yeah, I guess you can't prove them all, though, because he could have easily just done a couple. What a moron, though. It's like people who record their crimes and post them. Yeah. Or. Okay, there you go.

[C]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day, Bones.

[A]

Lunchbox brought in some clips of that PA Announcer that got the job over him with the minority baseball team.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, this better be good.

[A]

What do you mean?

[D]

Because Lunchbox should have gotten that job.

[A]

I'm not gonna hold it against the guy who got the job. But it's weird. He brought in clips of this guy to be like, is he good? So he tried out for those that are new to the show for the stadium PA Announcer job, a local minor league team. They did not want to hire Lunchbox, So naturally, Lunchbox went to a game to record the guy that got the job. I feel like it's even unfair to record lunchboxes or to play his clips that he made for the audition because that was a controlled environment. And like, you could have done it eight times and recorded it over and over. And you did elements of production. You play one of his clips.

[C]

And now the starting lineup for your Nashville sound, starting at first base.

[A]

And I think that's good, but you've inserted an organ that all the sounds are mixed perfectly. You could have done it eight times. It's good, though.

[C]

Yeah, but they have an organ there, don't they?

[A]

Yeah, but you recorded this dude raw dogging it for sure. Do you want to hear the guy? Okay, here is the new PA Announcer introing a kid. How good for this happening.

[C]

It's time for him to brush up on his announcing skills as today's junior announcer, presented by Delta Dental.

[A]

He sounds great.

[D]

That's pretty normal.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, Sounds good.

[C]

Nothing extraordinarily good.

[B]

Sounds like what I would expect.

[A]

Yeah, that's. No, that's good. He's doing his job. And also, give me another one across

[C]

the US and you can find a store near you@sport clips.com, the official hand cutter of minor league base.

[A]

It sounds good. Lunchbox.

[D]

Was that hard to listen to while you were there?

[C]

Yeah, it was very.

[A]

Like some dude taking your girl and you got to watch them.

[B]

It's hard for him to listen. Listen to it even now.

[C]

Yeah, because, like, I feel like there's no way he talks like that in real life.

[D]

Well, he probably does.

[A]

You don't talk like what you just did there. No, no.

[C]

Like, he does the radio thing, like, where he talks in a different voice,

[A]

but there's a little effect on yours, too, when you're doing that.

[C]

Now batting. That's how I talk.

[D]

I'm a deep voice like that.

[A]

Hit. Hit the other guy. Clip.

[C]

Join us on Sunday, May 3, for Booster's birthday party, where the first 1,000 fans will be going home with a booster building water.

[A]

Sounds great. This guy sounds great. And you're catching him live. You got to do yours over and over again. Yours was good. I thought you should have got the job, but they probably hired somebody with experience doing it.

[C]

Yeah, I just wanted to go and see what the. What they were missing out or what I missed out on. Like, what. What was it about that guy that they didn't want in me. And so I wanted to hear what he sounded like, and I didn't think he sounded better.

[A]

What was it about that guy that they didn't want in you? I don't understand.

[D]

They wanted him.

[B]

We get it. We get what he's saying. He's saying, what does he have that lunchbox doesn't have?

[C]

Okay, maybe that's what. Isn't that what I said?

[D]

No.

[A]

And around about. Yeah.

[C]

And so I just sat there and I was like, man, this is.

[A]

He's good. You had done a good job, too. He probably has past experience, maybe.

[C]

I never saw a press release, Never saw anything announced in the news about it, so I don't really know what his background is, but.

[A]

Do you know his name?

[C]

No. Congrats, man.

[A]

All right. Congrats, man. The guy who got the job, you should say no.

[C]

No, I have to give up. Amy. They already hired someone.

[B]

There's other announcing jobs that come up. You never know.

[D]

You never know, man.

[C]

No, I tried for the Titans one time.

[A]

That worked.

[C]

Hey. Gave it to some guy that used to be on American Idol.

[A]

How about soccer in town?

[C]

Oh, I tried that and they gave. They hired in house.

[B]

Well, what about the Predators? Hockey?

[C]

That's never been a.

[A]

But you could be like the in house guy.

[C]

Like, they already have that.

[A]

Oh,

[D]

yeah, that's Wayne D. That's the

[A]

guy that works here.

[C]

Hey, I actually tried out for that, and Wayne D. Got it.

[A]

Dang. No way.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I'm not saying no way. I didn't know you tried out for that. You tried it for every sports team in town?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, but keep.

[C]

Oh, man, it has been every team.

[B]

Don't give up.

[D]

Every single team.

[B]

Hey, you know what? They might bring baseball, right? Major league to town.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And they'll probably just hire this guy.

[D]

Lunchboxes are a couple universities in town. You can try them.

[A]

Yeah, Small.

[B]

Wait, aren't they bringing something else?

[A]

Like, there's, like, a women's basketball, but it's not wnba.

[B]

Oh, is it? Could we get a NBA?

[A]

No.

[B]

What about rugby?

[A]

You know, lunchbox? Just go to, like, where kids are playing and take your bullhorn and record yourself and start being that guy on Instagram. And then people. You'll go viral and then people will hire you.

[C]

I'm. I'll try it.

[A]

No, you won't.

[C]

No, because you know why? I'll look like a creep at the ballpark.

[A]

No, you won't.

[D]

Your kids play basketball.

[A]

Baseball.

[D]

You can do that.

[A]

Do their games well.

[C]

Yeah, man, I want to admit this.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

So my oldest son, they do walk out songs and they have now batting. And the coach is like, hey, we're gonna need you to do that. And I'm like, all right. He's like, my wife's gonna send it over for you so you can do all the names. And then we go to the first game. And she. And I'm like, hey, you never send it over. She goes, yeah, I ended up paying someone to do it.

[D]

Wait, so you didn't even get hired

[A]

for the free job for your kids announcing?

[C]

Yeah, she. She paid someone, but.

[B]

Oh, maybe she just didn't want to take advantage of you.

[A]

Well, she had paid him then.

[C]

No, no, I. I said, hey, I'd love to do it. You know, that's great.

[D]

And you said, you do it for free.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, and then the kids for my kids game.

[A]

Your own kids?

[C]

My own kids. It was his team. It was the Dodgers. And maybe you do give up.

[D]

Hey, you tried, man. You tried.

[C]

I mean, I'm gonna.

[A]

He literally tried every field and every team in town.

[D]

Yeah, maybe that's not it.

[A]

Yeah, keep at it. Just takes one yes.

[C]

That's right. A lot of no's. One yes.

[A]

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