FRI PT 1:  Lunchbox's Top 3 Cruise Complaints!  + New Easy Trivia Season Begins + The Best Selling DVD

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – March 6, 2026 (Fri Pt 1)

Main Theme / Purpose:
This episode kicks off with listener favorite segments: the new season of Easy Trivia (with Morgan as champion), a round of the "Mount Rushmore of Funny People," pop culture and fun facts, and a report from Lunchbox on the Top Shelf Country Cruise—including his top 3 cruise complaints and some wild listener interactions. The tone is playful, goofy, and fast-paced, with all the show’s regulars (Bobby, Morgan, Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox, and others) chiming in.

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1. New Season of Easy Trivia

[03:00–10:45]
Morgan wears the trivia champion’s tiara, and Lunchbox is ousted for landing last in the previous round, prompting discussion about new rules.

Structure & Rules:

• From now on, the person finishing last is eliminated for the next round, not simply banned by the champion.

Key Rounds and Questions:

• Country Music:
  • “What long running country music show airs from Nashville every week?”
    • Morgan: “The Bobby Bones Show.” (Accepted, or Grand Ole Opry) — [03:52]
  • Johnny Cash = Man in Black; Garth Brooks = “Friends in Low Places;” Dolly Parton = “rhinestone suits.”
• Famous Blue Characters
  • Bluey, Sonic the Hedgehog, Cookie Monster, Smurfs.
• Three-Letter Answers
  • Sun, yen, bat (Abby guesses “owl” and is eliminated).
  • Lunchbox: “Welcome back, Abby. Same old Abby.” — [06:01]
• Superhero Nicknames:
  • Man of Steel = Superman, Caped Crusader = Batman, Amazon Princess = Wonder Woman.
• Disney Movie Characters:
  • Olaf (Frozen), Maui (Moana), Dory (“Just keep swimming”) — Amy blanks on “Dory” [08:12]
• 2010s Music:
  • Camila Cabello duet partner for “Señorita”: Shawn Mendes.
  • “Sign of the Times” artist: Harry Styles.
• War History:
  • Berlin Wall, WWII ending in 1945.
• Alliteration:
  • Bad Bunny, Daffy Duck (“You’re despicable” – Eddie incorrectly says Bugs Bunny)
  • Winner: Morgan retains her tiara after Eddie is eliminated.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Amy, hit her with ‘owl.’ That’s incorrect.” — Lunchbox [05:44]
• “Amy’s eliminated. Champion and Eddie still left. Come on.” — Bobby [08:20]
• “It’s giving me Batman.” — Eddie, struggling on “Caped Crusader” [06:46]

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2. Mount Rushmore of Funny People

[11:05–14:44]

Prompt: Listener email asks Bobby for his "Mount Rushmore of funny people."

Bobby’s Picks:

• Ricky Gervais: “So cutting funny and so brilliant. He’s the original Office guy.” — [11:57]
• Adam Sandler: “His records came out when I was 11, it changed my world.” — [12:27]
• Chris Rock: “Probably my favorite stand-up comic ever. … I really related.” — [12:41]
• Mark Norman (up-and-comer, TikTok): “I never met him, but I just grabbed a clip from him … so funny.” — [13:06]
  • Plays Mark Norman stand-up bit about babies. — [13:32]

Other Cast Picks:

• Morgan: “Tina Fey or Amy Poehler.” — [14:10]
• Eddie: “Jim Gaffigan. He spits out comedy specials every year.” — [14:19]
• Bobby (bonus): “John Mulaney, Norm MacDonald, Shane Gillis” (suggested by staffer Kevin).

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3. What to Watch, Choosing Movies, and DVR Trivia

[19:46–23:31]

Discussion:

• 90% of couples spend more time choosing a movie than watching it.
  • Bobby: “We’re not a movie family … She’ll hit me with a quick no, and then we just won’t watch a movie. … She mostly picks the shows, I pick the movies.”
• Morgan: “What would be helpful for couples is (to) keep a running list.” — [20:55]
• Bobby’s Recommendations:
  • “Paradise” (on Hulu), with Sterling K. Brown — “Season 2 is even better than season 1.” [21:31]
  • “Hijack” (with Idris Elba), despite a slow start.
  • “The Night Agent” — “A good corny spy show.”
• Bobby’s Humorous Plug:
  • “There’s a show that could win all the awards on Netflix called The BobbyCast.” — [23:20]

Bonus: Best-Selling DVD Trivia

• Bobby asks: “Can you name the best-selling DVD of all time?”
  • Guesses: Avatar, Lion King, Titanic, Toy Story, Cinderella, Aladdin.
  • Correct Answer: “Finding Nemo.” — [25:09]
  • “It’ll probably stay that way because they don’t make (DVDs) anymore.” — Bobby

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4. Fun Fact Friday

[25:21–30:02]

Fun and slightly weird facts, handed off rapid-fire between the cast:

• “A single strand of hair can hold 40 pennies.” — Morgan
• “If you braid half your hair into a rope, it can hold a large SUV.” — Morgan [25:28]
• “The black lines on the side of a school bus show the floor and seat lines—so firefighters know where to cut.” — Bobby [26:04]
• “Cavities are contagious. The bacteria can be shared by utensils or kissing.” — Lunchbox [26:18]
• “Three surviving sons of Hitler’s nephew allegedly agreed not to have children or marry, to end the bloodline.” — Morgan [27:27]
• “German chocolate cake isn’t German—it’s named after American baker Samuel German.” — Eddie [28:15]
• “Spanish flu wasn’t Spanish.” — Bobby
• “Men wore corsets in the 1800s for hunting or exercise.”
• “Roughly 2 billion parking spots in America, 7 for every car—put together, it’d be size of West Virginia.” — Bobby [29:06]

Parking spaces discussion:

• "Not all those spots are equal, because ... some are so tiny." — Morgan [29:44]

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5. Morning Corny

[34:31–34:45]
Joke: “Why was the dog such a good storyteller? He knew how to ‘paws’ for dramatic effect.” — Morgan, delivering the Morning Corny.

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6. Lunchbox's Top 3 Cruise Complaints

[35:15–47:14]

Lunchbox reports live from the last day of the Top Shelf Country Cruise. He’s in a party mood (and a pink/blue button-up shirt), launching into his three grievances:

1. The $20 Watermelon Margarita Incident [37:01]

• A fan hands Lunchbox her drink; he takes a sip, and she gets angry due to his recent strep ("You owe me a drink… now!"), chasing him down for $20 on Venmo.
  • “She hunted me down 25 minutes later … ‘I want it now.’” — Lunchbox [39:14]
  • “I wanted to put ‘for being a B’ but I didn’t do it. I just put ‘for pizza’ and walked away.” — Lunchbox

2. Stolen Introduction at Poolside [41:15]

• He’s supposed to introduce Lee Brice on stage, but another staff grabs the mic for the intro. Lunchbox, confused and upstaged, “throws his hands up and jumps in the pool.” [42:23]
  • “I’m standing out there… and I just jump in the pool.” — Lunchbox
• The group jokes about similar things happening to him in Vegas (“Abby Ferret” a/k/a Gabby Barrett).

3. Last-Minute Relay Race Planning [45:40]

• Company tells Lunchbox and Ray they need to create a relay race with just two hours' notice, no instructions, and no participants lined up.
  • “You’ve had a year and you’re giving us two…? … What do you mean, relay race?” — Lunchbox [45:56]
• Lunchbox simply refuses: “We scrapped it. I’m not doing it, man.” [46:23]

Party Vibes:

• Lunchbox describes drinking in the morning, hosting the cruise, and “having the drink package next year.”
• Eddie and Bobby tease him for his outfit and party mode.

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7. The Bonehead Story of the Day

[47:23–48:01]

Lunchbox shares an odd news story:

• A Michigan man drinks with his cousin, decides they should drive to Florida, and then pulls a knife to force his cousin to come.
• The “kidnappee” calls police after the knife-wielder falls asleep in the car.

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8. Other Segments

Mount Rushmore of Funny People, Part 2: Bobby and others discuss how personal/family members impact their sense of humor and reference past segments about comedians.

Miscellaneous & Trivia:

• German chocolate cake’s origins, Spanish flu’s misnomer, historic fun facts.
• Not all parking spaces are the same size; debate among cast about car lot design.

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Notable Quotes – Quick Reference

• “Amy, hit her with ‘owl.’ That’s incorrect.” — Lunchbox [05:44]
• “It’s giving me Batman.” — Eddie [06:46]
• “I wanted to put ‘for being a B’ but I didn’t do it. I just put ‘for pizza’ and walked away.” — Lunchbox [39:19]
• "I’m standing out there… and I just jump in the pool.” — Lunchbox [42:23]
• “If you braid half your hair into a rope, the combined strength could hold a large SUV.” — Morgan [25:28]
• “German chocolate cake isn’t German—it’s named after American baker Samuel German.” — Eddie [28:15]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [03:00] – Start of Easy Trivia, rule changes
• [11:05] – Mount Rushmore of funny people
• [19:46] – Movie/show recommendations, best-selling DVD
• [25:21] – Fun Fact Friday
• [34:31] – Morning Corny joke
• [35:15] – Lunchbox’s cruise complaint stories
• [41:15] – Poolside introduction snub
• [45:40] – Relay race demand
• [47:23] – Bonehead Story of the Day

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

This episode features classic Bobby Bones blend: competitive spirit, playful banter among the team, quirky pop culture trivia, and hilarious behind-the-scenes stories from Lunchbox’s misadventures on the cruise. There’s a lot of good-natured teasing, fun facts that go off the rails, and genuine listener interaction.
If you want a laugh, tune in for Lunchbox’s tales from the cruise and join the gang as they crown a new Easy Trivia champ, discuss favorite comedians, and debate the best-selling DVD of all time.

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For more from the gang (or to watch Bobby’s show on Netflix), search for “The Bobby Cast.”

Transcript

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[Morgan]

Please welcome aboard the Johnson family.

[Eddie]

The whole fam's here for the Disney Cruise. So you know we came to play and listen. Adults are gonna have a ball. First we're chilling in the infinity pool onto massages at Sense's Spa, then gliding into Star Wars Hyperspace lounge for a toast. We're even gonna kick back with Mickey on Disney's private island. That's how we get down. Cause Disney Cruise Line is where we came to play.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go Come on, Bobby Bones.

[Morgan]

Transmitting across America,

[Bobby Bones]

this is the Bobby Bo, Alaska. Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one. Morning, studio. Morning. What a sight to see. Morgan's wearing the crown. She's wearing the tiara. For the first time ever in easy trivia, I have to clap it here. Morgan's our champion. Wow.

[Morgan]

I feel like a princess right now.

[Bobby Bones]

She's wearing the tiara. That's crazy. So Lunchbox also eliminated this round because he was last place.

[Eddie]

So.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't really understand that. I don't understand what happened to get into banning people. Like, I don't know why we changed it. Like, it doesn't really make sense.

[Eddie]

Okay. And then Abby's in.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Too many people playing. We don't want five people playing. It's four people.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I'm saying, like, I don't understand why the champion still doesn't ban somebody. Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's just if you finish in last place, you go home.

[Eddie]

And it was getting to be just me and Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we're kicking each other out.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, categories. Country music. Kicking out the most interesting person is really?

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, Abby. Morgan, the champion. And Eddie. Here we go. Categories. Country music.

[Morgan]

Morgan. Wait, I get to start first. This is huge.

[Eddie]

You're not used to this.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, what long running country music show airs from Nashville every week?

[Morgan]

The Bobby Bones show.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? Fair enough. That or the Grand Ole Opry. We'll take either one of them.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. That's the same.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

For a long running.

[Lunchbox]

You know what, Champ? Off to a good start.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the right answer. Nobody goes home. First round. Eddie, what singer is known as the man in black?

[Eddie]

Oh, that is Johnny Cash.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, what country singer sings Friends in low places?

[Podcast Advertiser]

Garth Brooks.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Abby, what country legend is famous for wearing rhinestone suits and riding coat of many colors?

[Morgan]

Dolly Parton.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Good job. Now if you miss one, you'll hear this sound.

[Lunchbox]

You've been boned.

[Bobby Bones]

Category is famous blue characters. Morgan, you're first. Which speedy video game character collects rings and is bright blue?

[Morgan]

That's Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Champ, Eddie, over to you. What group of tiny blue characters live in mushroom houses?

[Eddie]

The Smurfs.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, what blue healer cartoon dog stars in a popular show that follows the adventures with their mom, dad, and sister?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Blue heeler. Cartoon dog stars in a popular show that follows their adventures with their mom, dad, and sister?

[Morgan]

Bluey.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Morgan]

Wow, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby, what blue character on Sesame street loves cookies?

[Morgan]

Cookie Monster.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Next category. Three letter answers. What star is at the center of our solar system? Morgan.

[Morgan]

Three letter answer. No. The sun.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, what do they call soda in the northeastern part of the United States?

[Lunchbox]

Pap.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, what currency is used in Japan?

[Morgan]

Yen.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Abby, what flying mammal uses echolocation?

[Morgan]

Owl. Oh, dang. Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Amy. Hit her with.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, Hit her with Owl. That's incorrect.

[Lunchbox]

You've been. Boo.

[Morgan]

I said it too fast. I haven't been there. Done that. Bat fat answer too quickly. I get it. It has.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby's been eliminated.

[Lunchbox]

Welcome back, Abby. Same old Abby.

[Bobby Bones]

Good to be. You're. You're in the. You're in the loser box.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Who.

[Eddie]

Who can't talk.

[Bobby Bones]

You're in the loser box.

[Lunchbox]

I can still talk.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike off. Loser box is now, Morgan. The number of championships, by the way. Overall, Eddie, 11.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, six. Loser box, two. Morgan, one. Abby, zero. Okay, next one. Superhero nicknames, three remain. Morgan, which superhero is named the man of Steel?

[Morgan]

The man of Steel is Superman.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Eddie, which superhero is known as the Caped Crusader? What? Did you say something?

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

The cape. Would you say what? What?

[Eddie]

Oh, the Caped Crusader.

[Bobby Bones]

Which superhero is known as the Caped Crusader?

[Eddie]

I don't even know what a crusader. A cape. So Batman has a cape. Crusader. It's giving me Batman.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, which superhero is called the Amazon Princess?

[Morgan]

Amazon Princess.

[Bobby Bones]

Which superhero is called the Amazon Princess?

[Morgan]

Well, that would be. Is there. Oh, no, that's. I don't know. Amazon Princess. Why can't I think of her name? I don't know. Wonder Woman.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Eddie]

She's from the Amazon.

[Bobby Bones]

Disney movie. Character names. Three people remain. Morgan, what's the name of the snowman in Frozen?

[Morgan]

Olaf.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Eddie, what's the name of the demigod and Moana?

[Eddie]

Maui.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Amy, what's the name of the fish who helps Marlin in finding Nemo? What's the name of the fish who helps Marlin in finding Nemo?

[Morgan]

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.

[Bobby Bones]

Answer time.

[Eddie]

Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm shocked.

[Morgan]

Oh, God. I know, because I can't. My brain just froze.

[Bobby Bones]

It is dory.

[Morgan]

That's it.

[Lunchbox]

You've been Bo.

[Morgan]

Ellen DeGeneres. That's all I had in my head was Ellen.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Amy's eliminated. Champion. And Eddie still left. Come on. The category is 2010's music. Who did Camila Cabello sing senorita with in 2019? Morgan.

[Morgan]

Oh, man. What's his freaking name?

[Bobby Bones]

Who did Camila Cabello sing senorita with in 2019?

[Morgan]

I think this is when they were dating. I'm. I'm pretty positive, and I think this is the whole thing.

[Lunchbox]

But is it.

[Morgan]

There's also a Charlie Puth song. I think I'm gonna go. Shawn Mendes.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

How did she get that? The 2017 song Sign of the Times.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Bobby Bones]

Marked the debut of what former boy band member turned solo artist. Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay. What's the question here, though? Do you need the band?

[Bobby Bones]

You asked me to repeat the question.

[Eddie]

Yes, please.

[Bobby Bones]

The 2017 song Sign of the Times marked the debut of what former boy band member turned solo artist

[Eddie]

Sign of the Times. Oh, that's Harry Styles.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

To remain, the category is War history. Not good.

[Eddie]

That'll be fun.

[Lunchbox]

I know, I know, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

What structure, Morgan, divided Berlin during the Cold War? What structure divided Berlin during the Cold War?

[Morgan]

I think it's the Berlin Wall, but that feels too easy. Yeah, that's all I know.

[Lunchbox]

Berlin Wall.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Okay, Eddie, what war ended in 1945?

[Eddie]

1945. That was the day the World War II ended.

[Bobby Bones]

Answer.

[Eddie]

World War II.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Morgan]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

The category is alliteration Answers. Morgan, what Puerto Rican artist's real name is Benito Antonio Martinez and is a rapper, singer, and professional wrestler?

[Morgan]

Bad Bunny.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Eddie, what cartoon duck has a famous catchphrase? You're despicable.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's. I believe, Bugs Bunny.

[Morgan]

What? Oh, he said. Are you serious?

[Lunchbox]

Stupid.

[Eddie]

Boo. Donald.

[Bobby Bones]

Doug. Hey. You lose.

[Lunchbox]

Champ wins again.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

It's the anonymous inbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Anonymous in box.

[Lunchbox]

There's a question to be had.

[Bobby Bones]

Hello, Bobby Bones. Who's your Mount Rushmore funny people sign laughing in Gainesville? My list is as you, you, me say you. Is that why you're telling your throat?

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought you were really just clearing your thr.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought for a second, too, like, why is Amy have a cold? And then she was just.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah, No, I just add myself to the list.

[Bobby Bones]

I do think you're funny.

[Eddie]

Yeah. This should be easy for you.

[Bobby Bones]

You think I'm gonna pick you guys

[Eddie]

right in front of you, man?

[Morgan]

Yeah. You work with us every day.

[Bobby Bones]

I do think there is an element of humor you guys all bring.

[Morgan]

Okay, don't pick if you're not picking one of us. Don't pick anybody in this room.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Morgan]

It has to be.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't worry.

[Morgan]

Has to be.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't worry. I wasn't.

[Morgan]

It has to be like, I know who you're gonna pick.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't pick my wife, even though that had been the easiest, because she makes Me laugh harder than anybody else I've ever met. Yeah, but I thought you guys would be like, oh, you what?

[Morgan]

No, I think we would understand.

[Bobby Bones]

But do you think my wife's funny?

[Morgan]

She is funny. She's hilarious. So. But I mean, if I. I guess I can tell you're gonna go the professional comedian route.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Okay, so I'm gonna go. Ricky Gervais, I think is so cutting funny and so brilliant. He's the original Office guy. He's the creator of the Office. Think Ricky Gervais. A plus. I'm gonna go from when I was a child even to now. And I don't know that I LOL as much now, but he has such an influence on everything that I've done. Especially like musically is Adam Sandler. When his records came out and I was 11, it changed my world.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the whole reason that I probably have a guitar and Eddie and I do stupid songs that aren't near as good. But Adam Sandler, to me, one of the funniest people ever. Chris Rock, probably my favorite stand up comic ever. Like his, his early specials on like hbo.

[Eddie]

So funny.

[Bobby Bones]

They were so funny. And as a black guy like myself, I really related.

[Morgan]

You know what that just reminds me of? And this was years ago, I don't know, maybe 15 years ago. You made me do like a Chris Rock stand up. Like I had to read it word for word.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy wouldn't curse at all. She lost a bed. That made her do the whole thing.

[Morgan]

I did. Yeah, that was back when I didn't cuss and I. That was so awkward and hilarious.

[Bobby Bones]

I think Chris. I still think Chris Rock is very funny, but Chris Rock to me is there. So I got Gervais Sandler, Chris Rock and there. And I wanted to pick somebody new. This comedian, Mark Norman is so funny. I watch his stuff on Tick Tock. I never met him, but I just grabbed a clip from him. His. Stand up here, hit it. Everything kind of changes when you get older. You know, my brother had a kid. That's crazy. Everyone wants to play with the baby, touch the baby, hug the baby. I find babies fascinating because babies are the only thing that comes out of another person that strangers want to hold.

[Morgan]

That's true.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's about that. Anything else comes out of a human being. You're like, wow, this dinner party is over. That's like the clean. He's not there. He's just normal. He's so funny. Mike, you think you like Mike Norman? Yeah, he's good. Like, I've got to know him on TikTok, but he's a real comedian, sells big shows. So funny. I'm not putting him on my. In my list. Do one. Because you guys weren't ready for this question. Do professional. Because I'm not gonna allow you guys

[Eddie]

to pick me just one comedian.

[Bobby Bones]

Or it had to be a comedian because Sandler. I mean, I guess he's a comedian, but he's more of a performer.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Tina Fey or Amy Poehler.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you did, too. You cheated. Okay.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I feel like they're. They.

[Bobby Bones]

They're besties, so they're the same.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Man, I love Jim Gaffigan. Jim Gaffigan's my dude. I think he's so funny. And he spits out comedy specials, like, I would say, every year, so there's always new stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

I love it. I love John Mulaney just the way he talks. I think he just has a funny voice. Yeah, John Mulaney's really funny, too. I mean, Norm MacDonald, when he was alive, I didn't pick up Norm MacDonald's a funny.

[Eddie]

It was so funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Kick off Kevin running the board in there. Do you have anybody? Yeah, I'm a big fan of Shane Gillis. I know he's still, like, very relevant right now. Yeah, he's awesome. Shane Gillis is super funny. All right, good one. Hey, glad. Glad you sent that email. You can email us, although Morgan's not here right now, so I don't remember the address. What is it? Mailbagobbybones.com all right, there you go. From executive producer Taylor Sheridan, A new era of Yellowstone begins in the new CBS original series Marshals. Tonight, KC Dutton is back, and he's teaming up with an elite unit of U.S. marshals to bring range justice to Montana. With the Yellowstone ranch behind him and a new team at his side, Casey will balance family and duty as he faces his biggest fight yet. Lou Grimes stars In Marshalls tonight, 8, 7 Central on CBS and streaming on Paramount.

[Eddie]

Let's talk about modern home shopping. It's sort of become a fun side hobby, right? Scrolling listings at night, dreaming about kitchens you haven't seen or backyards you haven't even stepped foot in. All from the comfort of, well, literally anywhere. Redfin knows a lot of people just like you, wanting to own but are stuck in this browsing mode loop. Well, that's where Redfin flips a script. With listings that update within minutes and tours you can book right from the Redfin app. You can see your dream home the moment it appears. Now, liking a listing is easy, but actually landing it? That's where Redfin comes in. Redfin has over 2,200 agents with local expertise and Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents. That means they help you win. Not just win dough shop. Redfin is built to help you from the just looking at to wait. This can actually be my home. So become the newest neighbor on the block. Visit redfin.com to start finding and start owning.

[Morgan]

That's redfin.com Grand Canyon University, an affordable private Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona, is one of the largest universities in the country. Praised for its culture of community and impact, GCU integrates the free market system, a welcoming Christian worldview, and a free and open discourse into 369 academic programs with over 300 online join a nationwide community of learners redefining what online education looks like through academically rigorous, industry driven programs that can spark bold ideas and prepare you for a future that matters. In addition to federal grants and aid, GCU's online students received nearly $161 million in institutional scholarship scholarships in 2024. Find your purpose at Grand Canyon University Private, Christian Affordable. Visit gcu Edu myoffer to see the scholarships you may qualify for.

[Bobby Bones]

This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. This month with International Women's Day, I just want to take a second to celebrate women and everything that you carry. Work, relationships, family. The unseen stuff that you handle without anyone asking. And if your own well being keeps getting pushed to the bottom of the list, consider this a reminder from me that you matter too. And therapy can be a place that is just for you. Quick shout out to my wife. She's killing it right now. If you're a woman listening to this thinking man, what he's talking about, like I do a lot of that. Take a second this month to notice what you're holding. Work stuff, family stuff. The mental load that nobody sees. Therapy can help you sort through it, set boundaries, find some balance. Because your well being matters. BetterHelp is here to take care of your well being too. Their therapists are fully licensed in the US and follow a strict code of conduct. They also do the matching for you with a quick questionnaire. You do it, it's gonna match up, it's right, you're gonna love it. And if for some reason you're like this ain't for me, you can switch anytime. With 30,000 therapists, 6 million people helped, and a 4.9 out of 5 average session rating, it's a solid option. Your emotional well being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up to get 10% [e-mail] Bobby betterhelp.com Bobby betterhelp.Com Bobby it's the perfect time to get that Hyundai car or SUV that you've been wanting, because the Hyundai Getaway sales event is happening now. Enjoy great deals across Hyundai's entire award winning lineup like the Tucson with next level tech and safety features, or the Santa Fe with three full rows of premium comfort standard. Or the bold and super stylish Elantra. Or go all electric with their breakthrough SUV, the Ioniq 5. You can't go wrong with whatever model you choose. And getting away with a great deal is just the beginning because every new Hyundai is backed by America's best warranty, which means you can shop with confidence and drive with unrivaled peace of mind. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal so right it almost feels wrong. But don't wait. The Hyundai Getaway sales event won't be around for long. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details. 90% of couples spend more time choosing a movie than watching it. Your thoughts?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I mean, I don't feel like I take as long as an entire movie to pick something out, but it certainly does take way too long.

[Bobby Bones]

I do not fall into that with my wife because she kind of does. We're not a movie family to begin with, but we will watch movies and she'll hit me with a quick no. And then we just won't watch a movie. I'll be like, hey, you want to watch that one on Amazon where they shoot them up? It's like, not for me. All right, back to Netflix we go. We'll just find a show.

[Morgan]

Yeah, sometimes even finding a show to watch takes time.

[Bobby Bones]

If she has a show, I have full faith in her at this point. She's been right so many times. If she's like, this is the show we're going to watch. You'll like it. I'm in. And I'll go in blindly. And sometimes she'll go, I'm gonna watch this show and you're not gonna like it, so get out of here and like the Love Story one.

[Morgan]

I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, she loves it too, Junior. Yeah, she loves it too, but she's like, I think you're probably gonna watch this and be like, dude, corny. Or you're gonna like get on Wikipedia and prove stuff Wrong. She hates when I do that.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's annoying.

[Bobby Bones]

When I'm like, fact checking stuff and be like, that's not true. Yeah, but we're pretty good. She lets me mostly pick the movies and she mostly picks the shows. It's kind of our. Our form.

[Morgan]

I feel like what would be helpful for couples is just like, keep a running list, and then you don't have to waste time. Like, or ask around. Like, y' all are my go to. Like, honestly, you and Katelyn, you all have a gift.

[Bobby Bones]

We also have a. A baby in a belly, so we're spending a lot of time just at home doing nothing.

[Morgan]

Well, this is currently your gift of knowing what to watch. And so my running list is just texting y', all like, what should I watch next? Or you' share on the show. But then sometimes I'll write it down and I forget. But I think what we should do is just keep a list somewhere so you don't waste time. Because it does.

[Podcast Advertiser]

It's.

[Morgan]

It's a time suck trying to figure

[Bobby Bones]

out what to watch the three shows right now. This is not a Tuesday reviews day, because it's not Tuesday and I'm not reviewing it. Okay. Although it is a day right now. I'm telling you, if you haven't started Paradise Season 1 on, if you have Hulu, it is a brilliant show. I'm not even gonna tell you what it's about. I love the show. I also love Sterling K. Brown from this Is Us, but he's the main guy in this and he plays Secret Service agent. I love the show. And I'll say it again. Four episodes in. I think season two is better than season one. I can't believe it. Because I love season one so much. Paradise. Get in right now. Number two. A show that's happening right now. So none of the shows hijacked. Go watch season one if you have. Don't you dare sneer at me.

[Morgan]

I loved season one, but I tried episode one of season two, and I'm like, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

And so did season. Episode 2 suck too. I'm telling you same if you get in it. Because Mike's the one that told me, just keep going and keep going. It's great.

[Morgan]

Again, tell me what happens in episode one and two, and then I'll skip to the good part.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to sit through the crap. Wouldn't you agree, Mike? Yeah. You get through it and it's like, oh, this is cool again. Then it's like, oh, I'm in now. And it's Got Idris Elba. That's a good looking dude. So we're watching those two right now. And then we're on the new season of Night Agent that we're in the mid. We haven't finished. But that's a good corny spy type show. Some people don't think it's as corny as I think it's corny, but it's still good. Even though it's corny, it's predictable. Yeah, it's like so on the nose. It'll be like, I think there's an evil villain watching this. And all of a sudden the next shot is binoculars. An evil villain watching them. Like it's that kind of corny. Yeah, but it still is good. It's on Netflix. So those are the ones we're watching now that I would feel pretty comfortable recommending all the way around that. And there's a show that I think it could win all the awards on Netflix called the Bobby Cast. If you guys. Have you guys seen.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, man. Is that good?

[Morgan]

It pops up on my suggested sometimes.

[Bobby Bones]

Does it? Yeah.

[Morgan]

Really does.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what's funny? I was my. I was my therapist yesterday and we definitely don't talk about that kind of stuff. And we were something. And we were leaving you because I saw your head on Netflix.

[Eddie]

That's what he said.

[Lunchbox]

No way.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, that's awesome.

[Eddie]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

I said, you watch. He goes, no, I know everything about you. He's like, no, I think that would be kind of weird. Yeah.

[Morgan]

That's good. You have an ethical therapist.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. So much so that I had. I didn't. He knows what I do.

[Morgan]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Because I talked about a lot of my insecurities and that's why I do what I do. And the insecurities is a part of what I do. But I just thought it was funny that we were talking about something and he's like, oh, yeah. And I saw your head on Netflix.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, Bobby Cash, Pretty good little show, Bones. Fun fact, right? Can you name now think about this. The best selling DVD of all time. Give you guys about 10 seconds to think about it. The best selling DVD of all time. What do you think that would be? It's something I assume that every one of you has seen.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I got it.

[Eddie]

Amy,

[Bobby Bones]

Avatar Lunchbox, Lion King, Eddie the Titanic Lunchbox is the closest.

[Morgan]

What'd he say?

[Bobby Bones]

Lion King. Take another guess. I have not seen this. And the reason this is interesting is because it'll probably keep this title forever because they don't only make DVDs anymore.

[Eddie]

Toy Story?

[Bobby Bones]

Nope.

[Lunchbox]

Cinderella.

[Morgan]

Aladdin?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Finding Nemo. Oh, is that a good one?

[Lunchbox]

Great one.

[Eddie]

Great one.

[Bobby Bones]

Finding Nemo. The best selling DVD of all time. It'll probably stay that way because they don't make them anymore. So there you go. Amy, what do you have?

[Morgan]

If you plucked out a single strand of your hair, it could hold 40 pennies without breaking.

[Laura Vanderkam]

Wow.

[Morgan]

If you braid half of your hair into a rope, the combined strength could hold a large suv.

[Eddie]

What? No.

[Bobby Bones]

Crazy if true. Can't prove it. Yeah, that's that. Wow.

[Morgan]

If you add all of your hair into one rope, it could hold the weight of a young gray whale.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't really feel the gray whales, but I bet it's big.

[Morgan]

It's 15 metric tons.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Even there's words there. I don't even know what I'm. But the metric.

[Morgan]

I don't know. I just thought like, wow, your hair.

[Bobby Bones]

Strong. Sure is. Yeah, it's good. The black lines on the side of a school bus. Can you guys picture that?

[Lunchbox]

Yep. Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Show the floor line and the seat lines inside so if there's an accident, firefighters know where to cut.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like an outside marker of where to go in if they have to go in through any sort of outside means.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox cavities are contagious. The bacteria that causes causes cavities can be shared or spread through sharing utensils or getting a little kissy kissy. So if someone has a cavity in their mouth, you use your fork or kiss you. You could get that bacteria in your mouth and cause you a cavity.

[Eddie]

Oh, I have a cavity right now.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, don't be kissing your wife.

[Eddie]

I shouldn't be.

[Morgan]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox is contagious all the time. How are you? With you. Good. The cavities.

[Lunchbox]

Never had one in my life.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow. Genetically blessed.

[Lunchbox]

Genetically blessed.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy. Did your parents have any?

[Lunchbox]

No. I mean, I don't know. They never went to the dentist either. But now they have. But now they never cavities as good. They just lost teeth from never going to the dentist.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

You've never had one even I. My first one was in my 30s.

[Lunchbox]

Never still.

[Morgan]

No.

[Eddie]

You eat sugar?

[Lunchbox]

Sometimes.

[Bobby Bones]

If you've never had a cavity for the most part, that means genetically you have an advantage. He also takes care of his teeth. That's a part of it too. But I know people that eat, like tons of sugar. Never had a cavity and some that don't eat sugar at all. It's like, getting, like, lung cancer. Never smoke. It's just a weird, like. Yeah, whatever, Morgan.

[Morgan]

All right, so there's lore that the three surviving sons of Adolf Hitler's nephew, William Patrick Hitler, agree not to have children or get married to ensure that their bloodline ended. And this is according to author David Gardner. But the brothers said, like, that's not quite true. However, none of them are married or

[Bobby Bones]

have kids that we know of. I've heard that before. The three nephews. Right? Nephews of Hitler. The dudes also. I think they changed their name.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I was gonna say their last name's still Hitler.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So they're. So they're Adolf Hitler's nephew is William Patrick Hitler.

[Podcast Advertiser]

It's his three sons.

[Morgan]

So Hitler's nephew's son. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Great nephew. Yeah. Yeah. So I think his name is now Mittler.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I would do that.

[Bobby Bones]

He did change his name. They did.

[Eddie]

It's not trying to get a job, dude. You imagine.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's, like, Wilson or something.

[Morgan]

He changed it to Stuart Houston. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. Better, Eddie. Yeah.

[Eddie]

So German chocolate cake. Heard of it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's not German. It's American. It was created by an American baker named Samuel German. So it's just after his name. It's not a German thing.

[Bobby Bones]

His name was German?

[Eddie]

Yes. His name is actually German.

[Bobby Bones]

That's even funny.

[Eddie]

German.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I could see somebody in America creating something like, oh, it's German. I got it from the recipe. That's funny. His name is German.

[Eddie]

Dude. I saw this, and, like, my mind was blown.

[Bobby Bones]

So not something we didn't have, but the Spanish flu. Not Spanish. Is it here in America?

[Eddie]

So why did they call it the Spanish flu?

[Bobby Bones]

Racist.

[Lunchbox]

It was rude.

[Eddie]

Straight up rude.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Morgan]

It didn't come from there.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, Jonathan Spanish is the first one who invented it. No, it didn't. It didn't. So before the 1900s, men wore corsets. They were popular for hunting and exercise. Kind of like how weightlifters wear belts today.

[Morgan]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

And then finally, there are roughly 2 billion parking spots across America. That's seven parking spaces for every car. If you put all of the parking places together and had one big parking lot, it would be basically the size of West Virginia.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

In the United States.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's a lot of cars.

[Morgan]

I love when they take into consideration, like, just a nice sized parking spot. Like, they really factor in, like, any car will feel comfortable here because some are not. They're not all made equal. You have like the big ones and then you have like some teeny tiny ones. There's no way you're gonna fit there

[Bobby Bones]

if you're about to draft a new car constitution. Like.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm just thinking about not all

[Morgan]

those spots are equal because sometimes I feel like I'm stuck between and it's like so tiny and it's like. Then other lots are so thoughtful.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they're right. Compact on a lot of those.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And sometimes I'm like, that's a challenge.

[Morgan]

That shouldn't be for you. One of your.

[Bobby Bones]

I know I suck.

[Morgan]

I know I suck.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's not a g. Okay, there you go. Fun Fact Friday.

[Eddie]

Fun Fact Friday

[Bobby Bones]

from executive producer Taylor Sheridan. A new era of Yellowstone begins in the new CBS original series Marshals Tonight. Casey Dutton is back and he's teaming up with an elite unit of U.S. marshals to bring range justice to Montana. With the Yellowstone ranch behind him and a new team at his side, Casey will balance family and duty as he faces his biggest fight yet. Lou Grimes stars in Marshalls tonight, 87 Central on CBS and streaming on Paramount. Plus, let's talk about modern home shopping. It's sort of become a fun side hobby, right? Scrolling listings at night, dreaming about kitchens you haven't seen or backyard you haven't stepped foot in. All from the comfort of, well, literally anywhere. Redfin knows a lot of people like you want to own, but you're stuck in this browsing mode loop. That's where Redfin flips the script. With listings that update within minutes and tours you can book right from the Redfin app, you can see your dream home the moment it appears. Now, liking a listing is easy, but actually landing it, that's where Redfin comes in. Redfin has over 2,200 agents with local expertise and Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents. That means they help you win, not just window shop. Redfin is built to help you go from just looking to wait. This could actually be home. So become the newest neighbor on the block. Visit redfin.com to start finding and start

[Morgan]

owning redfin.com Grand Canyon University, an affordable private Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona, is one of the largest universities in the country. Praised for its culture of community and impact, GCU integrates the free market system, a welcoming Christian worldview and a free and open discourse into 369 academic programs with over 300 online join a nationwide community of learners redefining what online education looks like through academically rigorous industry driven programs that can spark bold ideas and prepare you for a future that matters. In addition to federal grants and aid, GCU's online students received nearly $161 million in institutional scholarships in 2024. Find your purpose at Grand Canyon University Private Christian Affordable. Visit gcu Edu myoffer to see the scholarships you may qualify for.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the perfect time to get that Hyundai car or SUV that you've been wanting because the Hyundai Getaway Sales event is happening now. Enjoy great deals across Hyundai's entire award winning lineup like the Tucson with next level tech and safety features, or the Santa Fe with three full rows of premium comfort standard, or the bold and super stylish Elantra. Or go all electric with their breakthrough SUV, the Ioniq 5. You can't go wrong with whatever model you choose, and getting away with a great deal is just the beginning because every new Hyundai is backed by America's best warranty. Which means you can shop with confidence and drive with unrivaled peace of mind. So get down to your local Hyundai dealer and get away with a deal so right it almost feels wrong. But don't wait. The Hyundai Getaway sales event won't be around for long. Visit HyundaiUSA.com or call 562-314-4603 for more details.

[Podcast Advertiser]

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[Bobby Bones]

Wake up, wake up in the morning. The dial just keeps on turning, keeps on turning. Then you hear at Lunch Box Morgan TR Steve ran ever trying to put you through m riding his wigs next

[Lunchbox]

bit and Bobby's on the mic.

[Bobby Bones]

So you know what this is? This is the Bobby V Show. All right, it is now time for the Morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The Morning Corny.

[Morgan]

Why was the dog such a good storyteller? He knew how to pause for dramatic effect.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I get it. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah. All right.

[Laura Vanderkam]

Good.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job. There it is. Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

That was the Morning Corny.

[Bobby Bones]

A couple voicemails that we have received and we will in just a few minutes talk to Lunchbox and Raymundo and Scuba Steve. They are doing the last day of the top shelf country cruise and boy, do they have some stories, I'm told. But I want to play a couple voicemails about that. Go ahead, play this voicemail, please. I will be joining about eight or nine of my friends next year on

[Lunchbox]

the cruise solely because of the behavior

[Bobby Bones]

of the one they call Raymundo. He just brings an entire new vibe, man, that we want to be a part of. So shout out to Ray, nine or ten of us joining you guys next year.

[Lunchbox]

Much love. Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll take it. Hey, nobody's a vibe like Raymondo's a vibe.

[Eddie]

Definitely different vibe.

[Bobby Bones]

And he was a throw in, meaning no, we did, but like the powers that be did not want Rey to go, but I had to leave a day early and I'm like, let Raymondo come take my spot. And now he's like mayor of the boat. So. Yeah. All right, give me the next one.

[Lunchbox]

Enjoying listening to all the crews talk,

[Bobby Bones]

but there's just one aspect of it that is literally making my ears bleeding. The fact that you guys keep referring

[Lunchbox]

to an ocean going vessel as a boat and not a ship is driving me absolutely nuts. Please, for the love of Pete, refer

[Bobby Bones]

to it as a ship. Thank you. I will try. I've only ever been on boats and something on a water to me is always a boat. But I completely understand. Thank you for the feedback. I will try to do better. By the way, again, leave us a voicemail anytime. 87777, Bobby Bones. All right, check with the boat. Where are you guys right now? Lunchbox, do you know what part of the ocean you're on?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, somewhere in the Indian or Atlantic. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, that's two different oceans.

[Eddie]

You're not in the Indian Ocean.

[Bobby Bones]

You're in the Caribbean, Mediterranean Sea. Our top shelf country cruise is happening. Today is the last day, Indian Ocean. So Lunchbox has a couple grievances that he'd like to air, which, by the way, everybody's been having a great time, but I guess there are things that happen. Lunchbox, first of all, is upset that he had to buy a listener a drink. Is that what happened?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh, dude, I. I've never been more annoyed with a listener. So we're at the beach, right? And she. We're walking down the beach and she walks up, she's like, ah, Lunchbox, lunchbox. And I was like, oh, what are you drinking? And she said, a watermelon margarita. And she hands it to me. So when Someone hands you a drink, that means, oh, taste it. See what it tastes like. So I take a drink of it. What are you doing drinking my drink? You had strep throat. Now, I'm not gonna drink that drink. You owe me a drink. And I'm like, yeah, right. And I walk away. Wait, it flip.

[Bobby Bones]

Like that?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let me ask. Let me ask everybody else. If somebody hands you their drink, what are they doing?

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I think they're giving you the drink. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. And you. I would do with Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, if Lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. And you're ready. Okay. Hey, what are you drinking?

[Eddie]

Oh, it's a watermelon margarita.

[Bobby Bones]

Here. Okay. I got it in my hand right now. What am I supposed to do with it?

[Eddie]

Drink it.

[Bobby Bones]

I am supposed to drink it.

[Eddie]

I passed it to you. Okay. There was. There'd be no reason for me to give you that drink if you weren't gonna drink it.

[Bobby Bones]

So if I drink it and go, melanie, do I hand it back to you?

[Eddie]

I mean, if you did, I'd say, now, you keep it. It's fine. It's fine.

[Morgan]

Okay. This is just such a good example of how men don't have to worry about anything, because I. I guarantee you, most women are like, if a drink is handed to them, we're gonna be like, what is this? And we're not going to accept a random drink that we don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Fair. Fair. But this is not that case.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I guess. Why? I don't. I don't know why she would hand it to him if she's gonna get mad if he.

[Lunchbox]

Right. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So now I just wanted to know what everybody thought about it. So you get the drink. You taste it. Now do you do, like, a tongue in or do you do a lip? Like.

[Lunchbox]

No, just lip.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so you take a drink and you give it back to her.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I'm not gonna drink that. You had strep. I'm like, lady, that was two weeks ago, and I was on antibiotics. No, you just ruined my drink. You owe me a drink. I'm like, yeah, right. And I peaced out. I left, and she hunted me down 25 minutes later. And she goes, you owe me $20. And I'm like, what? She goes, yeah, I'm not joking about that drink. I want it now.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would she hand you the drink is what I'm so confused about. If she didn't want him to have

[Morgan]

a drink, Lunchbox did You ask her that specifically?

[Lunchbox]

No, I was just like, I'll get you a drink on the boat. She goes, no, I have a drink package on the boat. I want it now. And I said, oh my God, what's your Venmo? And so I venmoed her $20. And I wanted to put for being a B, but I didn't do it. I. I didn't do it. I tried to be the bigger post person. I just put for pizza. And I walked away. And she goes, I'm sorry, I'm not rich, but you can't do that.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

I said, well, I'm not rich either, but get away from me. And I walked away.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just so confused by her handing the drink.

[Eddie]

Like, maybe smell it. Like, is there any.

[Lunchbox]

What am I going to smell it? Smell it?

[Morgan]

What? What do you want me to do with this now that you've handed it to me?

[Lunchbox]

I'm not in that mode. I'm on beach mode. You hand me a drink. It's have a sip.

[Eddie]

I agree with that.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, she said, oh, you had strep, but did you forget that he had yeast infection too in his mouth?

[Morgan]

I mean, I'd be more concerned about that.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like, I can't believe you drank that. You've had strep and yeast infection and tuberculosis. And I would just go down and one of your testicles is swollen. I would list all the ailments, but she only went with strep. Yeah, I'm confused because most of the time I'll go, oh, you're being ridiculous. But I don't know why that happened. Unless the real story is he grabbed it from her. But I don't think that would have happened.

[Eddie]

Is that true?

[Lunchbox]

No. I can't rip a drink out of someone's hand. That would be very awkward. I mean, it's hard to. You would spill it if you're. If someone is holding on to it tight and not handing it over. If you rip it from them, guess what? Sloshing all over.

[Bobby Bones]

If you see her now on the boat and have you seen her since?

[Lunchbox]

I wouldn't even know what she looks like, to be honest with you.

[Morgan]

Was she real?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Is this a real story?

[Eddie]

You forgot about her.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I got. Trust me, I got the twenty dollar Venmo transaction on my Venmo.

[Morgan]

Well, then look what she looks like.

[Bobby Bones]

Should we all been more money now?

[Lunchbox]

No, absolutely not.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, all of a sudden she gets a bunch of $20 ones from us going, sorry, you had to deal with Lunchbox. Well, that sucks. Anything else happen? Any other grievances?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So this whole benin me wherever we went. Yeah, it was Lee, Bryce, and Lunchbox. I was hosting all this stuff, and I'm supposed to introduce Lee Brice at the pool to all the people from the boat. Everybody is there. He's going to play poolside, and I'm ready to introduce him. And the mic is out there. And I walk out, and I'm about to talk into the mic, and some jackrabbit from the boat gets on the mic. He's like, all right, guys, are you ready for a guy with a guitar? And I'm like, I don't have a guitar. Like, I'm going, why is he saying I'm gonna have a guitar? And he goes, put your hands together. And I'm like, all right. And I'm throwing my hands up, and he goes, for the price. And I'm. What? What? What the hell are you talking about? I'm supposed to do that.

[Eddie]

That's tough.

[Morgan]

And so then what?

[Bobby Bones]

They got you.

[Lunchbox]

I'm standing out there in front of all the people about, and I just jump in the pool.

[Eddie]

That's kind of funny, though.

[Lunchbox]

Lunch. Abort mission.

[Bobby Bones]

I threw my hands in the air

[Lunchbox]

and just jumped in the pool like, oh, I guess I'm not doing that.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang. That was your thing to do.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. And listen, I don't know how that happens. Like, I. I don't. I don't want to blame anybody, but how does that happen? How do our people not handle that? How do they not have that set? We've been.

[Morgan]

Okay, so this reminds me. This happens to Lunchbox a lot. Like, I. I don't know why, but even I'm remembering a time in Vegas where we got ready, you know, hair, makeup, clothes. We go down to the venue, and we are side stage waiting to go out. Lunchbox. First it was sort of like his thing, and then I, like, was gonna be there with him. And then all of a sudden, this intro happens, and the artist comes out and it's like, what, did we just get ready?

[Lunchbox]

I can tell you that artist, too.

[Morgan]

No. Okay, you don't need to.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's the artist.

[Morgan]

It's not the artist's fault. It's not the artist's fault.

[Lunchbox]

But it's sort of like you guys introducing me.

[Morgan]

I guess it's just one of those things of like, why does this happen to him?

[Bobby Bones]

The artist said he didn't want you introducing him.

[Lunchbox]

It wasn't he.

[Bobby Bones]

It Was a she. What's it rhyme with?

[Morgan]

Abby?

[Bobby Bones]

It rhymes with Abby Ferret. Oh, Gabby Barrett. I was never gonna get that. I was like, Abby Ferris. Kind of a cool name herself. I would say a lot of those times artists, they, they don't want you doing their intro. I don't know if this is the case, but they'll go, hey, go out, you do your thing. And then give me like five minutes. Because they have a whole musical thing that starts playing. That's a build up more than just like, here's Abby Ferret. You know, I love going to Abby Ferret.

[Lunchbox]

Let's not talk about Abby Ferret. I want to talk about this one, because I don't know how we drop the ball so bad on that. That is so frustrating.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, like, I. I think it sounds like the guy's job is normally that and he felt like you were kind of on his territory.

[Lunchbox]

I understand, but our people, I mean, he had the card. Like he had a written up card. So someone from our people typed out the card and gave him the card.

[Morgan]

Maybe they just got confused and thought it was his.

[Lunchbox]

How do you get confused?

[Morgan]

It happened.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it says lunchbox and libre and lunchbox. There's no confusion whatsoever.

[Bobby Bones]

It just sounds like whenever people around Lee Bryce, things go wrong.

[Eddie]

It was very starting to sound like that.

[Bobby Bones]

It sounds like Lee Bryce got the microphone, was like, don't let Lunchbox do it. Oh, I'm sorry that happened to you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You want another grape?

[Morgan]

I mean, why not?

[Eddie]

We have room for another one?

[Bobby Bones]

Let me, let me check. Yeah, we got a little room. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby, when did we announce this cruise?

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Over a year ago. Okay, cool. Good. That's what I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

Because about me, I set myself up.

[Lunchbox]

It's not with you. Wait, wait, wait.

[Eddie]

You took a drink of water and that wasn't water?

[Bobby Bones]

That wasn't water. That's a pina colada, by the way. I just want to give a visual for everybody listening right now. The whole Lunchbox, Scuba, Steve, Ray and Morgan, they are on the boat right now. It's the last day of the cruise. They were, you know, heading the last couple days. Lunchbox is in a pink shirt. Pink and blue button up shirt. Eddie said he looks like Mr. Furley from Three's Company. He does, but it's a great shirt. I do like the shirt. And he took a drink of water. Except when I up on second review, it's a pina colada in the morning. Back to you, Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

So Ray And I get on the golf cart to go to the beach at, you know, whatever time in the morning. And our company, who's been organized as they turn to us, they go, hey, in two hours there's gonna be a relay race on the beach. You guys need to come up with it.

[Eddie]

What?

[Lunchbox]

What, what do you mean? Like, you've had a year and you're giving us two. I don't even know what supplies you have. What do you mean? Relay race?

[Eddie]

And what does that mean? Come up with?

[Bobby Bones]

And what does it mean? Even relay race? Like what?

[Lunchbox]

Exactly. Excuse me? And so I'm just like, what? Like, how does that happen?

[Bobby Bones]

They're. They're delirious or drunk.

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[Morgan]

I need to know what activity they ended up doing on the beach.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, we just, we scrapped it. I said, no, I'm not doing it, man.

[Eddie]

Okay?

[Lunchbox]

I said, I'm sorry if you guys don't have an organize. I'm not doing it. Like, sorry. Like I. Well, cuz we were doing cornhole tournament, beer pong, and in the middle of that, I was supposed to come up with a relay race. How, how does that happen?

[Bobby Bones]

I. I could probably come up one in five seconds. But you had a lot going on.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, but I had no. I didn't even know

[Bobby Bones]

you can do it with anything.

[Morgan]

You can do like rope a coconut.

[Lunchbox]

No, and then they're like, and then you gotta find people to do the relay race. I'm like, wait, you didn't have people sign up?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I understand, I understand your frustration.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good talk to you guys.

[Lunchbox]

Man, I love this.

[Eddie]

Anymore

[Bobby Bones]

ready for next year?

[Lunchbox]

Can't wait because I'm gonna have the drink package next year.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, there he is. There they are. Lunchbox. And Morgan and Ray and Scuba Steve on our top shelf country cruise. Good to talk to you guys. Bobby Bone Show.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Michigan. Two cousins were sitting around having a couple beers when one cousin's like, man, we should go to Florida, it's so cold here. Another cousin's like, I got to work tomorrow, I can't go to Florida. They have a couple more beers. He goes, we're going to Florida. He's like, no, no, man, I got to work tomorrow. So he goes in the kitchen, gets a knife and says, you're driving me to Florida right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow.

[Lunchbox]

So he kidnapped his own cousin and

[Bobby Bones]

did they go to Florida?

[Lunchbox]

They got about two hours on the road and the guy with the knife fell asleep in the passenger seat. So the guy pulled over to gas station called police.

[Bobby Bones]

They didn't get to Florida.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Bones on the Bobbycast. If you want to go to the podcast feed, the podcast audio still exists so it's up. You can listen to it just by searching for the Bobbycast. I had Morgan Evans and boy did that become something. And then I had Ashley McBride. Both were awesome. You can also watch them on Netflix. Thank you. We will see you Monday. Goodbye everybody.

[Lunchbox]

Get your Bobby Bones on ya.

[Bobby Bones]

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