FRI PT 1: Why Does Bobby Hate Himself? + Moral Dilemma On Hiring 'Little People' + Easy Trivia!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: FRI PT 1: Why Does Bobby Hate Himself? + Moral Dilemma On Hiring 'Little People' + Easy Trivia!
Date: May 29, 2026

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Episode Overview

This Friday episode of The Bobby Bones Show packs a mix of the hosts’ signature playful banter, brain-tickling trivia, real-life dilemmas, and a roundtable of quirky, thought-provoking discussions. Listeners get a front-row seat to the Easy Trivia game among the show’s cast, candid self-reflection from Bobby about why he sometimes “hates” himself, a debate over the ethics of hiring little people for entertainment, and the always entertaining Fun Fact Friday.

The tone is light, humorous, occasionally self-deprecating, and consistently conversational—a classic Bobby Bones experience.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Easy Trivia Showdown

Timestamps: 03:23 – 13:09

• Game Format: Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox, and Morgan compete in rounds of trivia. Categories trend from Sesame Street to music, movies, science, streaming originals, game show hosts, and elementary math terms.
• Memorable Moments:
  • Lunchbox’s struggle with plant science: “It's either a stem or a leaf. Give me the leaf, man.” (06:21)
  • Math trip-ups: Everyone is stumped (and eliminated) by math terms like “difference,” “product,” and “quotient.”
• Humorous Banter: The team teases each other over wrong answers and math confusion—“The total, man. You’ve been boned.” (12:29)
• Quote: “Wow. Everybody went out on a math question.” – Morgan (12:38)

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2. Listener Dilemma: Best Man for Ex's Wedding

Timestamps: 13:09 – 18:17

• Email Scenario: A listener’s close friend asks him to be best man—at his wedding to the listener’s recent ex-girlfriend. The friendship timeline is tangled, and the friend had kept the relationship a secret.
• Panel Reactions:
  • “Would it be wrong to say no?” – Bobby
  • “No.” – Amy (16:00)
  • “That feels like some bullcrap. I think he’s not your best friend.” – Bobby (16:32)
  • Eddie speculates, “My guess is she's pregnant.” (15:17)
• Consensus: It's OK (even healthy) to say no—honesty and boundaries matter; secrecy signals a fractured friendship.
• Real Talk: “That’s not something you hide from a best friend.” – Eddie (16:45)

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3. Amy’s Eye Sty Saga

Timestamps: 21:39 – 24:22

• Amy’s Situation: Sporting a hat due to a recurring sty; discusses stress, hormone pellets, and questionable home remedies.
  • "This is like the least stressed I’ve been in a long time. So… what?” – Amy (22:02)
• Group dives into causes, myths, and self-treatment:
  • “Are you doing like weird makeup or something?” – Eddie (22:27)
  • “I think we just diagnosed it, boys.” – Amy (24:02)
• **Laughs at Amy’s new “identity” as “sty person.”

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4. Fun Fact Friday

Timestamps: 24:28 – 33:58

• Musical History:
  • Otis Redding wrote “Respect,” Aretha Franklin made it iconic. Redding never saw his “Dock of the Bay” success.
    • “He died before that was released. Never got to know his own success.” – Eddie (24:45)
  • Janis Joplin also posthumously got a hit (“Me and Bobby McGee”).
• Animal Longevity:
  • Jonathan the Tortoise, world’s oldest living land animal, is 194 years old.
    • “The fact that he stayed alive is crazy.” – Morgan (26:58)
• Presidential Trivia:
  • The “Beast” limo has the president’s blood in a fridge for emergencies.
• Animal Etymology:
  • Confusion, laughs, and learning about orcas (killer whales) being the largest in the dolphin family.
    • “An orca is a whale. Wait, thought it was a dolphin. It is the largest member of the dolphin family, bro.” – Eddie (31:24)
    • “This is where you learn more and you get stupider.” – Eddie (31:38)
• Random Human Fact:
  • “Did you know that us, as humans, we’re the only animal that has a chin?” – Morgan (33:05)

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5. Moral Dilemma: Briefcase of Drug Money Found

Timestamps: 33:58 – 36:32

• Story: Florida man finds a briefcase with millions of dollars on the beach; turns it over to police.
• Panel Response:
  • “I don’t want the money. I’m not getting murdered because that’s drug money.” – Eddie (34:47)
  • “Throw a million in a bag, throw it in your car, call police…” – Lunchbox (35:42)
  • The group jokes but agrees: If it’s obvious drug money, best to steer clear!

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6. Other Quirky News & Stories

Timestamps: 36:32 – 39:37

• Shark Bites Teen on Boat:
  • Lesson: "That thing is angry and it has teeth. So that's not what you want in the boat." – Eddie (37:35)
• Carnival Cruise Burns Lawsuit:
  • Lawsuit drama from a passenger burnt on the hot deck.
  • “This is just common sense, right?” – Eddie (39:00)
  • Group unanimous: Obvious risk, silly lawsuit.

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7. Bobby’s Self-Loathing & Overthinking

Timestamps: 44:02 – 47:43

• Bobby vents about:
  • Cringing at his own media interviews for saying “like” too much.
    • “I just want to punch myself in the face.” – Bobby (45:05)
  • Mistakenly citing the wrong MLB rule on a podcast and wanting to delete the whole thing.
    • “I was going to take the whole episode down because of how stupid I am.” – Bobby (46:22)
• Amy's Advice:
  • “It’s fine. Nobody cares. Just move on.” (46:54)
• Bobby’s Candor:
  • “Just in case anybody’s wondering, I also hate me sometimes.” (47:21)
• The show’s signature blend of self-deprecating humor and real talk about anxiety and self-image.

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8. Lunchbox’s Secret “TV” Interview & Community Ties

Timestamps: 47:43 – 51:48

• Suspicion:
  • Morgan notices Lunchbox being filmed at his desk, wonders if he’s doing a secret TV interview.
• Reality:
  • It’s actually a congratulatory video for the local sheriff’s banquet, not for broadcast TV.
• Community Work:
  • Lunchbox has connections with local law enforcement through charity programs.

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9. Papa Shot National Championship Plans

Timestamps: 51:48 – 56:16

• Ray’s Competition:
  • Raymundo is traveling to Indianapolis for the Papa Shot (arcade basketball) National Qualifier.
  • “I've been the record holder at five or six bars here.” – Raymundo (52:41)
• Group Teasing:
  • “Ray gets there… all of a sudden, Lunchbox, party surprise!” – Eddie, imagining the bit (54:43)
• Prize:
  • If he advances, Ray could win $11,000 in Vegas.

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10. The “Bonehead Story of the Day”

Timestamps: 56:24 – 57:25

• Crime Caper:
  • Man sets off fireworks in Walmart for jewelry theft, caught via his Instagram shirt.
    • “That’s a diversion. Though that's pretty good.” – Eddie (57:00)
    • “It caused $10 million in damage.” – Lunchbox (57:14)

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11. Moral Dilemma: Is It Wrong to Hire Little People as Ewoks?

Timestamps: 57:25 – 61:47

• Amy’s Story:
  • Friend wanted to hire actors who are little people (and publicly market themselves as such) to play Ewoks at a children’s church event. The pastor refused.
• Key Questions:
  • Is hiring little people for themed entertainment exploitation, or providing work as requested?
• Debate:
  • “What if you wanted to hire extremely tall people?” – Eddie (59:14)
  • “We all feel like it would’ve been okay… but it also would’ve been a little weird.” – Amy (61:41)
  • Group generally agrees: If the role is advertised, it’s fine, but understands sensitivity and supports the pastor’s decision not to do it.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Math Mishaps:
  • “Everybody went out on a math question.” – Morgan (12:38)
• On Difficult Friend Situations:
  • “That’s not something you hide from a best friend.” – Eddie (16:45)
• Bobby's Overthinking:
  • “I just want to punch myself in the face.” (45:05)
• Fun Fact Confusion:
  • “This is where you learn more and you get stupider.” – Eddie (31:38)
• On Hiring Little People:
  • “If there’s a group online and they’re like, ‘hey, we’re little people, you can hire us as a group.’ I think that’s okay.” – Bobby (60:49)
• On Animal Happiness:
  • “I don’t think animals have a happiness.” – Eddie (27:47)
  • “My bones hurt.” — Morgan, voicing the old tortoise (28:10)

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Additional Timestamps for Important Segments

• Start of the Show: 03:18
• Easy Trivia Begins: 03:23
• Listener’s Best Man Dilemma: 13:09
• Fun Fact Friday: 24:28
• Bobby’s Overthinking: 44:02
• Moral Dilemma: Hiring Little People: 57:25

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Summary Takeaways

This episode is dense with the trademark Bobby Bones humor and tangents:

• Trivia pushes egos and sparks playful humiliation, especially when math stumps all contestants.
• Listeners writing in get not just advice but validation—sometimes your friendships deserve boundaries, and honesty is best.
• There’s real thought and empathy in weird or “gray area” moral dilemmas, particularly about representation and employment for little people.
• The team isn’t afraid to show vulnerability about their own anxieties or poke fun at their quirks.
• Quirky facts and fun banter round out a Friday morning in true “Bobby Bones Show” fashion.

Recommended for fans who love a blend of trivia, pop culture, real-life dilemmas, and friendly, real conversations that don’t shy away from nuance or self-deprecation.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Friday's show. We got a big one.

[Eddie]

Morning, Studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning, Bones.

[Eddie]

The category in easy trivia is Sesame street characters. I'll be starting with Eddie. Who's the champion? Which Sesame street character is a big yellow bird who lives in a nest?

[Morgan]

That's a big bird.

[Eddie]

Correct. Amy, which Sesame street character loves cookies more than anything?

[Amy]

Cookie Monster.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox. Which character lives in a trash can and is known for being grouchy?

[Lunchbox]

I like him. Oscar the Grouch.

[Eddie]

Correct. Morgan, which Sesame street character is best friends with Bert and loves rubber duckies?

[Raymundo]

I don't know. You already said the three Sesame street

[Amy]

characters that I knew.

[Eddie]

Bert and Ernie. Correct. And nobody goes home. The first round. But if you miss it for now on, you hear this sound, you've been boned. Don't be boned, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Ready?

[Morgan]

Ready.

[Eddie]

The category is music. What band recorded Bohemian Rhapsody?

[Morgan]

That's Queen.

[Eddie]

Correct. Amy, what famous rapper's real name is Marshall Mathers?

[Amy]

Eminem.

[Eddie]

Correct. Lunchbox. Hotel California is a famous song by which band?

[Lunchbox]

Thank you for giving. What I know that is the Eagles.

[Eddie]

Correct. Morgan, which British singer sings someone like you?

[Raymundo]

Adele.

[Eddie]

Correct. Famous movie characters, category number two. Eddie, what movie series features a character named Luke Skywalker?

[Morgan]

Star Wars.

[Eddie]

Correct. Amy, what movie features a character named Katniss Everdeen?

[Amy]

Hunger Games.

[Eddie]

Correct. Lunchbox. What movie features a character named L. Woods?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Legally Blonde.

[Eddie]

Correct. Morgan, what movie features a character named Marty McFly?

[Raymundo]

Oh, back to the Future.

[Eddie]

Correct. Great job. Category is third grade science. Third grade.

[Lunchbox]

Man, I hate science.

[Eddie]

Eddie, what planet is third from the sun?

[Morgan]

Welcome to Earth. Third rock from the sun.

[Eddie]

Joe Diffie was and so are you. Correct. Wow. Amy, what gas do humans need to breathe to survive?

[Amy]

We need oxygen.

[Eddie]

Correct. Lunchbox. What part of a plant makes food using sunlight?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

What part of a plant makes food using sunlight?

[Lunchbox]

There's a specific part that makes it.

[Eddie]

What in the world?

[Lunchbox]

I know they do photosynthesis, but I don't know what part of the. If that's. Ah, crap, man. There's only two parts of a plant. It's either a stem or a leaf, and it makes the food.

[Eddie]

What part of a plant makes food using sunlight. 5 seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Give me the leaf Man.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, God.

[Eddie]

Morgan, what force pulls objects towards the ground? Category? 3rd grade science. What force pulls objects toward the ground?

[Raymundo]

Toward the ground is gravity.

[Eddie]

Correct. The next category in Easy Trivia is Streaming Originals. Eddie, what streaming platform created Ted Lasso?

[Morgan]

I believe that's Apple.

[Eddie]

Correct. Amy, what streaming platform had the Handmaid's Tale?

[Amy]

Well, I watched it on Hulu, I think, but does that make it a Hulu original, or did Hulu get it after Hulu?

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

What streaming platform created Stranger Things?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, I've seen the little thing. It's Netflix.

[Eddie]

Correct. Morgan, which streaming platform created the Mandalorian?

[Raymundo]

Disney Plus.

[Eddie]

Correct. All right, we're rocking. Everybody is still in Eddie. What? Oh, the category, by the way. Game show hosts.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

What host hosted Wheel of Fortune for decades before retiring in 2024?

[Morgan]

Wheel of Fortune was. It was. I think Pat. Pat Sajak.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Amy. Who hosts currently the Price?

[Amy]

Drew Carey.

[Eddie]

Correct. Lunchbox. Who currently hosts Family Feud?

[Lunchbox]

Steve Harvey.

[Morgan]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Morgan. Who hosted who Wants to Be a Millionaire during its most famous US Run?

[Raymundo]

Regis Philbin.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Category is famous. Casey's Eddie. What actor named Casey starred in Manchester by the Sea and also has an older brother who is famous?

[Morgan]

Casey Affleck.

[Eddie]

Correct. Amy, what fictional character wears a hockey mask and fights alongside the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and is also known for the railroad?

[Amy]

What? He does what? Like in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies? He has a hockey mask.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but also he's known for the railroads.

[Amy]

Casey. He's known for what? Railroads. What?

[Eddie]

What?

[Amy]

And his name is Casey and he's fictional.

[Eddie]

Need an answer?

[Amy]

Casey. His name's got to be Casey.

[Eddie]

Yeah, answer.

[Amy]

Casey. Casey.

[Morgan]

Oh, you're just going with Casey.

[Amy]

Casey. The Casey? The masked Casey. What?

[Eddie]

He wears a man.

[Amy]

The rat. Not the rat. That's Splinter. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Also, if I said he had a Grateful Dead song about him, that help? No, not to you. To you.

[Morgan]

Oh, I know it.

[Eddie]

Who is it? Casey Jones. Casey Jones.

[Amy]

Casey who?

[Eddie]

Casey Jones.

[Amy]

I don't know this.

[Eddie]

Yeah, obviously he has a song. Riding that train. Cocaine. Casey. John. Okay, next up, which legendary radio host named Casey was the original voice of American Top 40 lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Thank you. Saved by the bell. Casey Kasem.

[Eddie]

Correct. Morgan, which Grammy winning country star named Casey is known for songs like Follow youw Arrow and Rainbow?

[Raymundo]

Casey Musgraves.

[Geico Gecko]

Correct.

[Eddie]

Amy, I'm sorry, you were eliminated. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Amy, you don't know about Casey Jones. The railroader gave his own life for

[Lunchbox]

other I don't think I.

[Amy]

That's a tough name.

[Eddie]

I don't. Eddie, elementary math terms.

[Morgan]

Oh, great.

[Eddie]

What do you call the answer to an addition problem?

[Morgan]

Like four plus four is eight. Eight would be the. Is that the sum

[Eddie]

in an answer?

[Morgan]

Why is it so hard for me? Or is it the equate sum?

[Eddie]

Correct. Lunchbox. What do you call the answer to a subtraction problem?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

Same question as Eddie's, but just subtraction Instead of addition.

[Lunchbox]

5 minus 3 equals 2. I never knew there was a name for it. Could be the total.

[Eddie]

Eddie and Morgan are talking it out. I see them quietly having a little

[Morgan]

conversation we don't know.

[Eddie]

Five seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Confused. We'll go with the sum that is incorrect.

[Morgan]

That's an addition.

[Lunchbox]

But you've been boned.

[Amy]

I don't.

[Morgan]

We have a remainder. Remainder.

[Eddie]

It's a difference. So 5 minus 2 is 3. The difference is the difference. So addition is sum. Subtraction is difference. Lunchbox has been boned. Morgan, over to you. What do you call the answer to a multiplication problem? If Eddie ends up winning in a math category this crazy.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I'm buying a lottery ticket.

[Raymundo]

Multiplication.

[Eddie]

So sum, addition, difference, subtraction. What do you call the answer to a multiplication problem?

[Raymundo]

Well, I just want to say total.

[Eddie]

The total is.

[Raymundo]

But that's not it. The sum.

[Eddie]

The.

[Amy]

There's not even.

[Raymundo]

Even math words coming in my brain to mess with the. Oh, gosh. The final. Wait, hold on. You're multiplying. So is there a word in multiplication? The.

[Eddie]

Five seconds. The. I don't know.

[Raymundo]

I don't know. The total man, you've been.

[Morgan]

Boom.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Eddie]

The total man is not the answer. It is the product.

[Morgan]

The product. Wow. Everybody went out on a math question.

[Amy]

Well, I didn't know.

[Morgan]

That's true.

[Lunchbox]

You did.

[Eddie]

Would you have known? Amy, what do you call the answer to a division problem?

[Amy]

I know pro. I know product. But division. I was thinking, okay, I don't know.

[Eddie]

I have.

[Morgan]

Is that the remainder I have? None of them are remainders.

[Eddie]

Well, remainder is a thing, but this is the quotient.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Eddie]

The quotient is division. Our winner is. With three wins on the season. To be had. Hello, Bobby Bones. One of my closest friends got engaged to my ex girlfriend. I found out they had been dating and they were getting married on the same day that he asked if I'd be his best man. I didn't know what to say, so I just congratulated him and told him I need to check my calendar and get back with him. My ex and I were together for a few years and only split up less than two years ago. And while there's no huge unresolved drama, the relationship definitely meant something. My friend knows our history and seems to think enough time has passed that it shouldn't be a big issue. I don't want to make this about me, but I also don't know if I can stand up there pretending any of this feels normal. This is weird, right? Sign best man not reporting for duty. I'll be honest, I thought it was a chick at first, not a dude.

[Amy]

I always picturing a guy the whole time.

[Eddie]

Well, mostly relationship emails are from women. Yeah, I guess that's why I just thought it would be a woman. But yeah, we got a dude and it turns out his ex girlfriend's getting engaged like his other friend and he

[Amy]

didn't know they were to together. He's asking him to be best man.

[Morgan]

They just broke up two years ago.

[Eddie]

A lot of elements here.

[Amy]

Yeah, this is weird.

[Eddie]

I don't know. Cuz I found out they had been dating and we're getting married on the same. That's weird.

[Amy]

And they're at. You found out and now your best friend material and you didn't know any of this best man material? Like no, it's okay, you're good, you don't have to go.

[Eddie]

So here's the only thing that I would throw in here because if he found out that they were dating and getting married on the same day, obviously they were hiding it from him. Okay. For a reason. The reason is they know that he was in a long relationship with her. Doesn't feel like it's something you would do to your best friend, is not tell them or even ask them if it's okay. Right. But to get married so quickly. My speculation is she's pregnant.

[Morgan]

Oh wow.

[Eddie]

Pure speculation. You're not going to hide dating somebody for years from your best friend. They're going to know. You could probably hide it for a couple of months. Few months and even that's hard. But if you're getting married that quickly. My speculation is she's pregnant now that there's nothing in the email that says that otherwise how could you do that? How could you hide that you're dating somebody for that long from your best friend.

[Amy]

That's what I was wondering.

[Morgan]

Well, it's because you feel like it

[Eddie]

would hurt his feelings for that long though.

[Amy]

So you just like rip that band aid off and be like. And I want you to be best

[Eddie]

man like he got her pregnant. Okay. So let's just only use the information we have in the email.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Would it be wrong to say no?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna go with no as well. I think there's an obligation as the best friend, like a felt obligation that you should be there for your best friend at their wedding when times are tough in their life. But he wasn't there for you when he started dating your ex and didn't tell you. Is that even a best friend? Like, I think you gotta start questioning that relationship. Even. Not even just the best man part. I think you gotta start questioning, is he really even your best friend? That feels like some bullcrap. So I'm gonna go no. And I think he's not your best friend.

[Morgan]

So when you say no, like, if he's gonna go and say no to him, does he stay with the whole calendar thing or does he like, let this be the time where he says, like, hey, man, what you just messed up and no, I'm not your best friend. I shouldn't even be your best man.

[Eddie]

I think the most honest, genuine, nicest thing would be the truth. Say, hey, this is weird for me. Not just that you're dating my ex, that you're marrying my ex, and not just that you're marrying my ex, that you never even told me. You hid it from me, and now you're asking me to be the main person in this with you. That's what you asked your best friend. Apparently I'm not your best friend because you hid all this from me. That's not something you hide from a best friend. Think that's the conversation and I'm not comfortable being there because I don't feel like I'm your best man. A best man would be someone that you have shared all the buildup of this relationship with. And then you go, is she pregnant?

[Amy]

And then he probably says, she just.

[Eddie]

She feels pregnant. Right.

[Amy]

That could be the case.

[Eddie]

I wouldn't do it, though. He lied to you by omission. And the best friend doesn't do that. So I, I want.

[Amy]

Yeah. And how awkward. You have to stand up there and that's your ex girlfriend. I don't know. Just weird.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm gonna go. No, you don't have to do it. And I'd have a hard conversation and he's not my best friend anymore. He. I guess he could work his way back in with a lot of time and, and energy and remorse and. But I ain't doing that crap. That ain't my best friend anymore. If Eddie and Caitlyn got together and they didn't tell me.

[Amy]

And then Eddie's like, do you want to be the best man?

[Morgan]

Hey, man, we're getting married.

[Eddie]

I'd be, yeah, man, don't feel bad. I wouldn't do it, though, that. That. Amy and I both say that. All right. Good luck with that. That's. That's a lot. All right, there you go. Close it up.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Eddie]

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[Eddie]

Amy, are you wearing a hat because you have another stye in your eye.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's developing. Trying to shadow it. I can already. I can already see it. Like when I'm looking at you right now, I have this little, you know, annoying shadow in my eye that I can see and I know it's the sty. It's growing.

[Eddie]

Why? Why are you getting multiple?

[Amy]

I don't know. The other one was on top. This one is coming in on the bottom.

[Morgan]

Same eye.

[Amy]

Same eye. And my friend was saying that styes come up when people are stressed. And I'm like, I'm not stressed. In fact, this is like the least stressed I've been in a long time. So. What?

[Eddie]

I did some research on sties. It's basically an eye pimple. Did you know that?

[Amy]

Well, that's what it feels like.

[Eddie]

It's like a pimple on the edge

[Amy]

of the eye, but you do not pop it.

[Eddie]

Do not sounds.

[Amy]

I saw I was doing some good.

[Eddie]

Are you doing like weird makeup or something?

[Amy]

No, I. No.

[Eddie]

And I have naturally oily eyelids.

[Amy]

Not that I know of. And I've been trying to. I clean my eyes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Do you have poor hygiene in your eye?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Stress and lack of sleep is one

[Amy]

feel like I'm good in that category.

[Eddie]

What about all the pellets you have in your body?

[Lunchbox]

I could be.

[Amy]

I have one pellet.

[Eddie]

It's like there's introduction you've introduced. Like that could be something.

[Amy]

I think the first dye came well, had I gotten the pellet yet?

[Eddie]

Oh, No, I think that the.

[Amy]

The first D was in March right around when I got the pellet.

[Morgan]

So it could be a side effect.

[Amy]

Is it?

[Eddie]

That was a theory that I had worked out myself with no knowledge at all about.

[Amy]

Oh, no. It's my gam pellet giving me styes.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Amy]

From no sties to now, I'm like, you're sty person. It's my identity and I'm gross.

[Eddie]

It's annoying though, right?

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, it's so annoying. Like when it just feels like a little tiny bruise.

[Eddie]

Are you warm compressing it?

[Amy]

I am. I'm compressing it. I ordered this spray that's supposed to cleanse the eye kill 99 of anything I. I somewhat. I saw online. I probably shouldn't do this, but back when I had the sign March, I got a DM from someone that said, I heard if you put contact solution in your eye.

[Eddie]

Okay, don't do that.

[Amy]

It will work. I tried it. One, one drop out of desperation. And then I thought, I don't want to go blind.

[Eddie]

Oh, no. Hormonal shifts can cost eyes and eyes.

[Amy]

Really?

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Amy]

I think we just diagnosed it, boys. Good job.

[Morgan]

And that's why I'm not going to take the pellet.

[Amy]

Hormonal shifts.

[Eddie]

No, that's not why. You weren't.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway.

[Amy]

Well, but what's. I'd rather have high tea or appropriate level tea.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And maybe we can't see it.

[Eddie]

We can't see it.

[Amy]

Oh, but it's scrolling.

[Eddie]

Wear back your hilarious glasses because I like those.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

You did a good job the last time.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. You camouflage it like crazy. Yeah, I'll be. You look like you're turkey hunting. Just camouflage from head to toe. Oh, bones. Fun Fact Friday. Otis Redding. Who wrote what song?

[Amy]

Amy Sitting on the duck of the bay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Good job watching the town.

[Eddie]

You know, he. He died before that was released.

[Amy]

Nope.

[Eddie]

Never got to know his own success.

[Amy]

That's terrible.

[Eddie]

Did you not know that?

[Lunchbox]

I had no idea. That is. That's probably the worst thing that could ever happen.

[Eddie]

That's not even the fun fact. But we did a whole thing on the Bobby Cast about artists who died before they got to experience our success. But Otis Redding had sent on the dock of the bay and died before it happened. His biggest song. Me and Bobby McGee.

[Amy]

He. He sang that?

[Eddie]

No. Do you know who sings that?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Janis Joplin.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Never got to experience it. Died before.

[Morgan]

So sad.

[Amy]

27. Is she part of the 27?

[Lunchbox]

Probably.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Good job on that.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. My things about Otis Redding. Did you know he wrote Respect?

[Amy]

I did not.

[Eddie]

The song that we know Aretha Franklin for singing.

[Amy]

Did you know I sang that in fifth grade?

[Eddie]

I did not. Tell me more.

[Amy]

We sang respect. We sang Mr. Postman. Mr. Postman.

[Morgan]

Wait a minute. Mr. Postman.

[Amy]

Please, Mr. Postman, look at me if there's a letter back for me.

[Eddie]

Otis Redding wrote Respect in 1965 and released it two years before Aretha Franklin. But his version focused on a man who wanted respect. Oh, and his version of respect was action. He's like, just a little respect when I get home. Like he wanted, he wanted. He wanted respect finger quotes when he got home. Yeah, yeah.

[Morgan]

That's a different vibe for sure.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

We are picturing us like in fourth or fifth grade singing that now.

[Eddie]

Well, no, because Aretha made it really about respect. He's. His respect was felt a little predatory.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Amy.

[Amy]

So the oldest living land animal on earth is.

[Eddie]

Oh, let me take a guess here with the tortoise.

[Morgan]

Oh, it's got to be one of those tortoises.

[Amy]

Yep, it is a tortoise.

[Eddie]

Oh, nice. How old is still alive, right?

[Amy]

Yeah, still alive.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're talking about one specifically.

[Amy]

It's the oldest living land animal on earth right Now I saw this on Instagram.

[Eddie]

I don't want to over guess because it'll make the number look bad. What do you have?

[Amy]

Well, his name is Jonathan. Okay.

[Eddie]

Hell John.

[Amy]

And he's a tortoise. And he's 194 years old. Estimated. It's. It's estimated that he was born in 1832.

[Morgan]

The fact that he stayed alive is crazy.

[Amy]

He holds a Guinness World record.

[Eddie]

But they stay alive as a species.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but somebody has to feed him. Jonathan's not chilling in the jungle.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Amy]

It's passed down.

[Eddie]

That's true.

[Amy]

Like someone cares for him.

[Eddie]

Like world's oldest living animal. 190. Jonathan the tortoise. I'm looking at him. He still looks as young as he did when he was 110.

[Morgan]

Little boy Jonathan.

[Lunchbox]

Wait, so he's not in the wild?

[Eddie]

No, he'd be dead if he's in the wild. I'm looking at an old man who's about 100.

[Lunchbox]

I'll get right.

[Morgan]

He's been his caretaker for years.

[Amy]

Yeah, he actually holds two Guinness World records. Cuz one is the oldest living land animal and then the other is for the oldest cheller Cheller.

[Eddie]

Which is a maybe don't try that one.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'll just skip that.

[Amy]

Well, it's the family of Turtle, tortoise, or terrapin.

[Morgan]

I wonder if Jonathan's happy.

[Eddie]

I don't think animals have a happiness.

[Bobby Bones]

Animals.

[Eddie]

I don't. Yeah, animals don't.

[Amy]

Oh, my dog.

[Eddie]

I think there's fulfillment that allows them to do nature based happiness, but I don't think they have happiness. Sadness. I think humans have like, you know, 40 emotions. That would be one of the emotions.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I just wonder if Jonathan, like, is like, why am I still alive?

[Eddie]

Like, oh, he. Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

Does he have restroom issues?

[Morgan]

My bones hurt.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. That's a good question. I think I want a little too,

[Morgan]

like, our animals really happy.

[Eddie]

My answer was a little too existential, and I apologize.

[Morgan]

I like it.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. The presidential limousine is known as the Beast. And did you know there's a fridge in the back? And not for drinks with blood. Whatever the president's blood type is kept in the fridge just in case the president gets injured. Needs a transfusion. Got the blood on hand.

[Morgan]

I wonder, I wonder if there's been a president that's been like, hey, I got a six pack of beer. Can I put it in that fridge?

[Eddie]

Can I put it beside the. The blood?

[Morgan]

Can I use that fridge?

[Eddie]

That's funny. The first known use of OMG was in a letter to Winston Churchill in 1917.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Eddie]

OMG. Oh, my God. Yeah, you know, text. That's why it's funny, because kids, young us.

[Morgan]

Was that. That's probably a bad letter.

[Eddie]

Huh? Huh?

[Morgan]

That's probably a bad letter.

[Eddie]

Oh, the old tortoise, he's like, he's already an adult by the time this happened. All right, that one sucked.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Amy]

I liked it.

[Eddie]

It was terrible. I didn't get the reaction I wanted. And that's on me. I'll pick better ones next time, Morgan.

[Raymundo]

All right, so some Pacific Northwest orcas will catch salmon and wear them on their heads like hats for weeks. But scientists have no idea why.

[Eddie]

An orca. Like a dolphin.

[Morgan]

Right?

[Raymundo]

Whale.

[Morgan]

Orca's a killer whale.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Amy]

How does the salmon stay on the orchid?

[Eddie]

A size of. Smaller than a whale? Bigger than a dolphin?

[Morgan]

No.

[Raymundo]

Oh, an orca.

[Amy]

Like, yeah.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Oh, it is.

[Eddie]

Oh, I'm totally, totally missed on that one. Show me an orca. Oh, I. I don't know my watering.

[Raymundo]

You know, share black and white.

[Eddie]

I'm telling you, an orca looks like a dolphin the shape of an or. It's part of the dolphin family.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, but it's big, so you

[Eddie]

guys made me feel stupid.

[Morgan]

Not Shamu.

[Eddie]

That. Yes.

[Amy]

No, Shamu is an orca. I remember that from my SeaWorld days.

[Eddie]

Did you know that? Okay, an orcas. This is a fun fact, a learning moment. Orcas all in the dolphin family. That it's only one whale. That's a killer whale. That's a part of the dolphin family. All the rest of the whales aren't. You see that too. I think all whales should be part of the, well, family. I'll be honest with you.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Sperm whale, blue whale.

[Raymundo]

I definitely thought they were all just whales. They were not part of the dolphin family.

[Eddie]

Well, is that an or are those.

[Amy]

Or they just lay the little salmon on top of their head?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And one of the hap.

[Eddie]

On the very top is the orca.

[Lunchbox]

Is that the orcas?

[Eddie]

Killer wells and orca.

[Morgan]

Yeah, We've been saying no.

[Eddie]

I know, but I'm looking at like 12 of them all on a screen.

[Morgan]

Huh.

[Amy]

Okay, so what's the deal with the.

[Lunchbox]

The hypothesis is they wear the orcas on their head to show, hey, there's a lot of food around here. That if you're hungry, you can come find some food over here.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's cool. Guys, I'm telling you, killer whales aren't whales.

[Morgan]

No, they're orcas.

[Eddie]

I know. That's what I'm saying.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

They're not whales.

[Eddie]

They're dolphins. They're just massive dolphins.

[Morgan]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

It's named to kill a whale, but a whale is like a big. Yeah, this thing's awesome. Did you guys watch blackfish?

[Morgan]

Never saw blackfish.

[Eddie]

Won't watch it.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

Don't want to be mad.

[Lunchbox]

What is that?

[Morgan]

That's the one against documentary.

[Eddie]

I think so, yeah. An orca is a whale.

[Amy]

Wait, Thought it was a dolphin.

[Morgan]

Wait a second.

[Eddie]

It is the largest member of the dolphin family, bro. I don't know what's going on here.

[Morgan]

They just mess this up by killer whale.

[Eddie]

I'm tell. Oh, dolphins are whales.

[Morgan]

Oh, okay, so like Flipper is a whale.

[Eddie]

This is stupid fact Friday, because now I'm confused by learning more. This is where you learn more and you get stupider. All dolphins are whales. Yes, but not all whales are dolphins. No, no, we're not going there because I can't do that. My brain does not have that in me today. Okay, thanks, Morgan. What was yours? The fish thing?

[Raymundo]

Yeah, they were salmon on their head. On their heads.

[Eddie]

That's good. Wow, man, my mind's blown. Jimi Hendrix and Joe Pesci. Am you familiar with both of them?

[Amy]

Yes. Jimi Hendrix, the singer, guitar player, rocker, and Joe Pesci, the one of the burglars from Home Alone?

[Morgan]

Yes, he is.

[Eddie]

That's funny. Yeah. I was gonna say the esteemed actor, but yes. They were in the same band in the 60s.

[Morgan]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Eddie]

They were in Jody and the Starlighters.

[Morgan]

What did he play? What did.

[Eddie]

They both played? Guitar.

[Morgan]

Oh, wow.

[Eddie]

That's pretty wild.

[Morgan]

That's pretty cool.

[Eddie]

All right. All right, let's see. Costco's famous $1.50 hot dog and soda combo is so popular that Costco's around the country serve 124 million hot dogs a year. That's around six hot dogs in all major league baseball stadiums combined.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

No, the dolphin. Well, thing.

[Morgan]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Craziest.

[Eddie]

And I quit. All right, there you go. That's Fun Fact Friday. Fun Fact Friday. Screw Daddy. I didn't let him do his Fun Fact Friday just now.

[Morgan]

You want to do it?

[Eddie]

Well, yeah.

[Morgan]

I still have it pulled up.

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Morgan]

All right. Did you know that us, as humans, we're the only animal that has a chin?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's interesting. Let me think about this.

[Lunchbox]

There.

[Morgan]

There is another animal that's close to having a chin, but it's not a shape, though.

[Eddie]

Like a dog doesn't have a chin.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope.

[Morgan]

That's part of their jaw. It's not a chin. A chin is this little pointed triangular bone that sticks out.

[Eddie]

So it's not the line on the sides, it's just a bone up front.

[Morgan]

Correct.

[Eddie]

About a monkey.

[Morgan]

They're saying that the apes are the only ones that are close to having a chin, but they don't. It's still just a jaw with no chin that sticks out.

[Eddie]

So we're looking for another animal that has a chin, and you're not gonna

[Amy]

find there's not one. We're the only ones.

[Morgan]

We are the only ones.

[Eddie]

Well, they said there's one other one.

[Morgan]

No, it's just us.

[Amy]

He said that the only one close.

[Morgan]

The one that's close. Are the apes.

[Eddie]

Dolphins.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Morgan]

No. But did you know.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Don't do that.

[Lunchbox]

Don't.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Okay, good.

[Eddie]

Okay, we got. Eddie's in.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

We have another story about somebody finding money. This guy found a briefcase with millions of dollars in the briefcase in cash. Turn it over to police.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

Millions.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

What, you think I'm lying?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Why? Why?

[Lunchbox]

If you have millions, that's too much. Okay, here we go.

[Eddie]

Hit it.

[News Reporter]

A Florida man found millions of dollars in cash on the beach. But instead of keeping it, he called the police and handed it all over the incident. Occurred on Miami Beach. The man was leisurely swimming when he suddenly saw several brightly colored bags floating on the water. At first, he probably thought they were just ordinary trash. But upon closer inspection, he discovered bundles and bundles of cash inside. If the owner doesn't come forward within 90 days, the items or money may legally belong to you.

[Eddie]

I don't want the money. I'm not getting murdered because that's drug money.

[Amy]

Definitely.

[Eddie]

I am not losing my head. Escobar, you take it back.

[Morgan]

Hold on, though. What if you make that whole time period and then they're like, you know what? No one claimed it. It's yours.

[Eddie]

They're waiting for him to get it back, so they chop off his head. You think they're going to the police station to get their money?

[Morgan]

They will not.

[Eddie]

Hi, we're drug dealers. We'd like our money back. There's no chance.

[Morgan]

So even if the cops come to you and be like, hey, they're not claiming it, it's your money now. You'll be like, I still don't want it.

[Amy]

Yeah, I definitely don't want it.

[Eddie]

I'd like to donate this to charity.

[Morgan]

There we go. That's good.

[Eddie]

But also, you could have, like, skimmed a LOL at the top at the very beginning if you were going to do this. I just wouldn't take the money in full. I just wouldn't. Cuz that's not money. That was being used for something good.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's too much.

[Eddie]

That it's too much.

[Morgan]

Yeah, because like a thousand dollars, that's like, that could be like someone, you know, like we've heard before, they were saving it to buy something for their kid or something.

[Eddie]

This is 70 kilos of coke.

[Morgan]

No, no, this is drug money.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but it said millions, correct?

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

So when he finds it, throw a million in a bag, throw it in your car, call police. Hey, bounce. And the news is like, oh, millions of dollars found. The drug cartel never thinks, oh, he kept a million.

[Eddie]

50 grand. Not doing a million, but 50 grand. I wouldn't mind that. I'm not keeping any money if it's like a thousand or three thousand, because that's somebody's money. They have like a transplant or a mortgage to pay off millions. I might skim a couple bands, but

[Bobby Bones]

I'm giving it up.

[Eddie]

And that's it. No more.

[Amy]

I feel like some dealers, they count

[Eddie]

every penny, but it's flow, it's. It's somewhere that they're not going to find it. All right, that's from.

[Amy]

And all of our Money's dirty anyway.

[Eddie]

Mine's not anything dirty.

[Morgan]

My money.

[Amy]

No. Like, you never know when you're carrying cash. That has originally been, oh, okay.

[Eddie]

But that's not the same thing.

[Amy]

Drug money.

[Eddie]

That's not the same thing. Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Why are you so worried about that weirdo? Amy's like, everyone's worried that any money at all is drug money. Now that she's gonna.

[Amy]

I'm saying $5 in my pocket is dirty.

[Raymundo]

Right.

[Amy]

It could have been. You never know.

[Eddie]

That's from Real Newswire. Okay. Speaking of the water, this teen, 17 years old, was bitten by the shark that he brought up on the boat.

[Morgan]

Oh, well, there you go.

[Eddie]

He was fishing in Texas. He had to go to the hospital. And at first it's like, shark bite. But it wasn't even swimming. They caught a shark and he's like, all right, reel it in. All right. Throw in the bottom of the boat. Yeah, that's what happened. Coast guard officials tell ABC13 in Galveston that there was a teenager, his dad was on board. The teen was bit trying to bring the shark all the way into the boat. And shark bite. Dad did a tourniquet. Yeah, man, there's a shark. Cut the line.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I caught. I caught a shark once and I was like, how am I gonna get that hook off?

[Eddie]

Here's how I cut the line.

[Morgan]

Luckily, the shark bit it off once it was on shore.

[Eddie]

That thing is angry and it has teeth. So that's not what you want in the boat. Something that dislikes you with teeth, people or animals. It's not what you want on the boat. So here's something I saw about a cruise. And look, we're going on our cruise again next year. It's going to be the second year of it. We'd love for you guys to come. There's still a few rooms left. Topshelf. Countrycruise.com Riley Green's playing on the boat with us. We're all going to be there. It's going to be amazing. Never been on a cruise till the first one. So when I look at this story, I think this guy's really dumb in this story. But I'll reserve. You reserve your judgment till you hear this. This guy is suing Carnival Cruise Line because he suffered severe second degree burns on his feet while walking barefoot across the deck of the cruise ship last May. According to the lawsuit, this guy was walking about 20 steps between the pool area and deck chairs, and the surface was so hot from the sun that it burned his feet within seconds. What do you think is going to happen on concrete and sun or pull deck? Yeah, well, that's probably concrete, right?

[Lunchbox]

Sometimes wood, kind of. Okay, whatever.

[Amy]

Either way, hot, hot, hot. Yeah, you need to protect your feet. You need to put shoes on.

[Eddie]

They claim the cruise line failed to warn passengers about the dangerously hot surface.

[Morgan]

Great. Now they're gonna need signs that say, hey, guys, the surface may be hot because of the sun.

[Eddie]

Hey, guys, if the sun's out and it's in the summertime and the ground is there and you're walking, this is just common sense, right?

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Am I stupid?

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Now, that means you could wait till the summer, walk out in the middle of the road, burn your feet, and sue the city because they don't have signs on the street saying, street will

[Eddie]

be hot from 11 alive. I'm glad you guys feel the same way. Suing for 5 million bucks.

[Lunchbox]

But if he wins, I'm going to start looking for things to sue for.

[Eddie]

You already have been doing that.

[Lunchbox]

But I will hurt myself on purpose just so I can sue.

[Eddie]

Now that you've said that, though, nothing will last as you just said that.

[Morgan]

Just said it now.

[Eddie]

Okay, there you go.

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[Eddie]

Trying to put you through. M's riding his wigs next bit now. Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Now. Time for the morning Corny.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

The morning Corny.

[Amy]

Why was the sand wet?

[Eddie]

Why was the sand wet?

[Amy]

Cuz the sea weed I like pe.

[Morgan]

Oh, got it.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

That was the morning corn Morning.

[Eddie]

There are a couple things that drive me crazy. Things that I've done, things that I've said I can't stop thinking about. I did an interview with Us Weekly and I read it back. I hate myself. What'd you say the word like too Many times, like, I'm a freaking Valley girl.

[Amy]

Print.

[Eddie]

Well, they just wrote out what I said.

[Amy]

They had asked, do a solid and remove something.

[Eddie]

No, I know. I thought that too, but if I said it. So they asked me the question about how the Bobbycast is starting to gain a lot of traction and it's on Netflix. And they were like, what's the Netflix deal like? And I said, what's. This is embarrassing for me to even read. What's cool about the Netflix deal is people who I know don't listen to my podcast will say, I saw your face on the front of Netflix. Like, that's been the kind of new reach of it. He shared. So it's been really great. They've been such a great partner, and we've been able to get such bigger guests. And, like, honestly, the cool thing is I still get to do what I do. And now we have all these big guests that are, like, coming to us. It's three likes in a paragraph. I just want to punch myself in the face.

[Amy]

Well, that's okay.

[Morgan]

Three likes.

[Amy]

Don't.

[Morgan]

It doesn't sound like too much.

[Eddie]

Nah, I read that it could be worse. I don't like me. I don't like me. And it draw. And this is the kind of stuff that keeps me up at night. This. And then I said something in a podcast once that I cannot stop thinking about because I am such an idiot. And not one single person has pointed it out. And I'm happy to share it with you, but we were talking about the Zach Bryan concert, and Zach Brian had played like 20 of his 25 songs, and weather hit, and they had to cancel the show the rest of the show, but they played 20 of 25 songs. And my thing was, that's enough. You don't get a refund after someone plays 20 of 25 songs. Most shows will just play 20 songs. And so I'm doing this, and I say, if once you reach a certain point, there is no refund. If he plays three songs, refund six songs. And I make a reference to how long you have to play a Major League Baseball game for the game to count. And I made the wrong inning reference. I said, it's like you play seven innings in Major League Baseball that the game count. It's five. I can't stop thinking about that.

[Morgan]

Oh, I didn't catch that.

[Eddie]

Nobody did. But I watched the clip back, and I thought about taking. I talked about taking the whole podcast down because the whole thing. I was gonna take the whole episode down because of how Stupid I am.

[Amy]

I wouldn't have known.

[Eddie]

No, but I do know. Hey, sorry. Like, I do know.

[Morgan]

Like. Like, you know, like.

[Amy]

Like, I know it's five.

[Eddie]

That's the stuff that keeps me up at night.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I read that interview back, and I hated myself for that. I'm just. I wish somebody had a cattle prod.

[Amy]

Can I say to you what you say to me sometimes? Advice.

[Morgan]

Wrap it up.

[Amy]

Hey,

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

You say, it's fine. Nobody cares. Like, just move on. Nobody. People aren't worried about that. Like, I know you gotta move on.

[Eddie]

I know. I'm gonna work. I'm gonna try to be better from this. Are you gonna practice, like, eating me up inside? I read that interview. I was. I was humiliated to look at myself in the mirror.

[Amy]

How do you practice the lights, like, punching yourself.

[Eddie]

I just have to be extremely conscious and aware of all the words that are coming out of my mouth.

[Morgan]

That's so hard.

[Eddie]

But I speak so fast at times, it's hard for me to understand what I'm saying if I ever listen back because I talk so fast that I just have to slow it down a bit. But anyway, just in case anybody's wondering, I also hate me sometimes. Bones. Lunchbox. Are you going to be on TV soon?

[Lunchbox]

Am I gonna be on TV soon? Not that I know of, man.

[Amy]

Why? Is he.

[Lunchbox]

Are you sure?

[Morgan]

Are you. Dude,

[Lunchbox]

not. I know. What is this?

[Morgan]

Are you keeping something from us?

[Lunchbox]

This is weird.

[Eddie]

Are you hiding something from us?

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea what's going on right now.

[Morgan]

You done interviews or anything?

[Lunchbox]

I have done no interviews.

[Eddie]

Okay, so Eddie has access to all these cameras even from home? He can watch inside the studio.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Does that tell you anything?

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea what I'm not

[Morgan]

gonna be on t. Why is he talking like this?

[Lunchbox]

This is some setup or something, and I don't.

[Eddie]

It's not. If it's a setup, I don't know the setup.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm asking. Like, is this some setup that, like, I got hacked and I clicked on something, said, oh, you're on the news. No, I haven't done that lately. So I don't know what we're talking about.

[Morgan]

And here's the problem. I don't have audio. I visual whenever I go log in from my house. So I log in and I look at the cameras just because I'm getting a file off my computer here at work, and I see a camera guy, and he's miking lunchbox, and lunchbox is sitting at his desk right here. And Then he gets all, like, propped up and it looks like he's answering questions, like he's doing an interview of some sort. What was that?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but it's nothing to do with the news.

[Morgan]

But TV is a.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not tv.

[Amy]

Well, what was it?

[Lunchbox]

It's the. The sheriff was elected for a seventh term, and I have a relationship with him. And so they were like, romantic here.

[Eddie]

And the sheriff where?

[Lunchbox]

Sheriff Hole. Like, I worked with him at different events. So they were just saying, hey, can you say congratulations or having a banquet?

[Eddie]

Okay, so this is more than tv. Lunchbox knows a sheriff.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

And so they're having a banquet, and it's just going to be a video, like saying congratulations. And they asked me if I would be a part of it, and I was like, yeah. And so the guy came by and filmed a little, maybe 20 seconds, and that was it. So that's why I was like, I have no idea. Like, I wasn't playing. Like, I wasn't talking weird. I was just like, tv, what are we talking about? So that's what it is. It's nothing to do with tv.

[Amy]

Sure enough. Sheriff Hall, Davidson County, Tennessee. Yeah. They have a relationship.

[Eddie]

How do you know a sheriff in town?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I met him through Kid Power.

[Amy]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What was he doing?

[Lunchbox]

He works closely with Tina, who's the director of Crossbridge, which is the organization that has different facets. Like the. They have Restoration House where they get people out of jail and bring them for recovery.

[Eddie]

And do you ever hang out with this guy?

[Lunchbox]

I've hung out at these events with Kid Power and Crossbridge.

[Eddie]

But not like his house or anything.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I've never been to his house or anything like that. But he is, like, he has different programs through Crossbridge that he. Like, if you come to him and like, he's the one that Jelly roll. Go back and perform at the jail.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's him.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang.

[Eddie]

You should go perform at the jail.

[Lunchbox]

I don't really sing.

[Morgan]

Do something there.

[Eddie]

Do all. Do whatever you're doing here.

[Morgan]

Can you talk to the prisoners?

[Lunchbox]

I could do a show with them. Like a podcast? Yeah, podcast from prison.

[Morgan]

Wow. It's like Johnny Cash.

[Lunchbox]

That's actually not bad. I'm going to write that down. Trademark it.

[Eddie]

Well, you can't trademark it, but that is. It's a. That's a good idea.

[Morgan]

Are they allowed to do podcasts?

[Bobby Bones]

If Sheriff says so, yeah.

[Amy]

Stories and.

[Morgan]

Dude, that's cool. See, you don't have to be so defensive when we ask you these questions.

[Lunchbox]

No, I know it felt like a setup. Did not feel like a setup. Like, you were, like, doing something and you were going to be like, oh, I saw some guy get arrested for this look. Just like, you know, like that. Like, I was like, what are you talking about?

[Eddie]

This room would never set anybody up for a joke ever.

[Lunchbox]

And that's why. Why was I talking weird? Because I was very confused where it

[Morgan]

was going, and I let it sit for about a week to kind of see, like, oh, let's see what pops up. Maybe we see him on tv. But it never did. So I was wondering what it was.

[Lunchbox]

That's it. Yeah. So it's never going to be on tv. You'll never see it on the tube.

[Eddie]

Dang. I was really hoping I set my dvr.

[Lunchbox]

I do have dvr, man.

[Eddie]

The other thing is, Raymundo's got a big, big deal coming up that I don't think he shared with anybody. Do you know he's going to compete in the National Papa Shot?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Ray, are you driving out?

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yeah. So I'm going to drive to Indianapolis. But it's just the prelims. Anybody can do that. But you have to be top two. And then you move on to Vegas, and you move on from there to Orlando.

[Eddie]

He's in his mind. He thinks he is good enough to compete. He's going to drive to Indianapolis and compete in Papa Shot, which is a little basketball where you shoot as many as you can, and.

[Bobby Bones]

Because he has one at his house.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So what does BAE think about that?

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

She thinks I'm a nerd. But that was the whole goal. That's why I got it, because I really. I was playing at bars and people. I would be the best person at 10 Roof. I'd be the best person at rebar, places like that. And they said, hey, why don't you just.

[Eddie]

You would win local.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Oh, yeah. I was the record holder at five or six bars here.

[Eddie]

Did you guys know that?

[Morgan]

Didn't know that?

[Lunchbox]

No. And then I knew he was at Paradise Park.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yeah. I was number one there from that machine.

[Eddie]

That's awesome.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

And then we went to Louisville. It was, I believe, a Garth concert. And I was number one there. And so then I thought, why not actually compete and do this? And there is a prize once I. If you win the prelim, you go to Vegas and you can win $11,000.

[Eddie]

Just going to.

[Bobby Bones]

If you get out of Indy. That's awesome.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yeah. So it is a little bit more trickier than I thought. So it's it's like the entire country, so you have to be top two for that day. So I'm going to drive up next Friday, and I. On Friday, I have to be top two, or Saturday, I have to be top two in the entire country or I don't make it to Vegas.

[Eddie]

Are you spending the night?

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Well, hopefully I win it on Friday.

[Eddie]

If you don't win on Friday, then

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

I'm staying the night. And Baser is going to kill me because I'm going to be playing basketball. And that's also how they get you. You're probably playing paying, like, a dollar every time you play the game.

[Morgan]

No, there's no way they're charging during this.

[Eddie]

They're not going to charge, are they?

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

No, they're charging because it's at, like, two bits.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

But you can rig it right where it doesn't charge, so you don't know.

[Eddie]

But also, if it's like a competition, you would think it was just you

[Bobby Bones]

sign up and you go and shoot for a day.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

There's a virtual qualifier if you want to do that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

So that's what I'm doing. That's why I'm going to Indianapolis.

[Eddie]

I didn't know Ray had all these records at all these bars.

[Morgan]

No, Ray, what's. What's your score? Like, what? To give us an idea. How many do you make?

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yeah, so I. My record at my house is 162. Just said it the other day. And probably to be top two for the day, I need to be in the 150 range. But there's also pressure, you know, So I am the high. If I do what I do at my house, then I should go to Vegas and I should win the whole thing.

[Eddie]

What are you pointing at?

[Lunchbox]

I. I'm just. I'm looking at this one in Indianapolis qualifier, and it says Thursday, October 23rd.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yeah, I mean, that's incorrect, but yeah, it's. It's all of next week for seven days. The top two every single day. Lunch. I look at it every single day, and you think, one second googling, you found a better site.

[Lunchbox]

And I was shot. National championship series.

[Eddie]

Follow me here, guys. Ray gets there to start shooting. He starts throwing his first ball, and all of a sudden, lunchbox party surprise.

[Lunchbox]

I thought about it.

[Eddie]

I started laughing before I even the joke. That's why I was trying to look it up. I know what happened.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, let me jump up the Indy.

[Eddie]

I couldn't even deliver the joke because I was laughing.

[Morgan]

I'm playing, too, right? It's like that's it. Enough is another bit the lunchbox gets there. Surprise.

[Eddie]

I was the first one to play today.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Here. Yeah. From June 1st and 7th, every public elite machine becomes your shot to qualify. And the closest one is Indy.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

I mean, that or St. Louis, but

[Eddie]

the Indy is way closer.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

And the problem with St. Louis is they got a home baseball game. So I feel like there'll be a bunch of Cardinals fans are all drunk, hitting my shoulders and stuff, messing with me, throwing beer at me. I'd rather just go to Indy. There's nothing, no professional stuff going on right now.

[Eddie]

Dramatic.

[Morgan]

Everybody drunk?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Bump it into me.

[Eddie]

Well, good luck, man. Can't wait.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Well, we're here on Monday in a. Yeah, a week and a half. Yeah, it'll be like the following following.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, so it's not this weekend now.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Should we do a trip together? Support them, Amy.

[Amy]

Okay, now we're talking.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Not even my wife's going. So if you guys wanted to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

You're going by yourself, right?

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

She said it's the nerdiest thing she's ever heard of.

[Bobby Bones]

That's okay.

[Eddie]

I think it's awesome.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

She's turned on me.

[Eddie]

She's like.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

She's like, go do it. Definitely do it. But you realize there's people that don't leave their houses and play in these Papa Shot tournaments.

[Lunchbox]

But you need someone to video you.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

No, they video it all because it's. It's to be the qualifiers. So yeah, there's a professional guy there video and all of it because they post them all on the Internet anyway.

[Eddie]

I think it's super cool. Heck yeah, I'm rooting for you. That's really cool. Really cool.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Let it.

[Eddie]

So we won't know this weekend, but after next weekend.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Bobby Bone Show.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Maryland. A 36 year old man walked into Walmart. He was casing the jewelry section. He's like, man, I'm gonna steal some of that jewelry. Gotta create a diversion. So I went over to the kids clothes section, got some fireworks, put them in a basket, lit him.

[Amy]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

[Lunchbox]

Fireworks start going off, everybody's evacuating the store and he goes over and steals the jewelry. Only problem is they were able to track him down because he was wearing the same shirt on his Instagram. They looked him up and they're like, man, that looks like that guy. Oh, that's the same shirt. That's how they got him.

[Eddie]

That's a diversion. Though that's pretty good. What I was thinking was that was a legitimate diversion.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, fireworks are always a diversion.

[Morgan]

Everyone's gonna go to that or run

[Eddie]

one of the two.

[Bobby Bones]

If it's safe, you move toward them.

[Eddie]

If you don't know what it is, you move away from them.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

And it caused $10 million in damage.

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Would the sprinklers go off?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, sprinklers went off.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Fire.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.

[Eddie]

Okay, guys, listen up. This happened with one of Amy's friends. I'm gonna let her tell it, but they wanted to hire little people for something.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay?

[Eddie]

That's what this is about.

[Amy]

I couldn't believe when.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so tell them the story.

[Amy]

There are actors you can hire, and they are little people.

[Eddie]

So are they advertising?

[Amy]

They are advertising. They put themselves out there for hire as little people. Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

Okay. So my friend had seen, I guess there's a clip on the Today show that's gone viral of little people that were hired to be Ewoks.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

You know, the little Star wars characters, and they were on, and there's some clip of one of them, like, went up to Al Roker and did something, and that clip went viral. So he saw it, and his church is doing something with the kids that Star wars themed. And he said, hey, I'll contribute. Like, I'll pay for this, but we should get Ewoks. I. I know that there's. I looked it up. There's these little people that can be hired. And his pastor said no. And I said, I agree. But he was like, I didn't think that it would be wrong because this is their work and we're providing them opportunity. And I just said, I don't know, it just feels weird. I see why your pastor said no. And he was trying to make it a really fun, interactive experience for the kids. And I just thought that might be a little too far.

[Eddie]

I can understand why the pastor would say no, because there's a possibility that people could be confused by hiring little people, thinking you're taking advantage of exploiting yes when that's not the case. So I do understand the super safety mind of it, but what if you wanted to hire extremely tall people? Would that.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Amy]

I thought of that, too.

[Eddie]

Okay. And that would be fine, right?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

The answer is yes. People are advertising themselves as, hey, we're a group of over seven foot fours. We're giants. Do you need to hire some giants for something or Somebody with.

[Amy]

Well, for that. I thought the more appropriate route would be people on stilts.

[Eddie]

But is it more appropriate?

[Morgan]

Especially if the top person wants that job?

[Amy]

I know, I know. I'm telling you, I tried. We were. When he told me this, like, I just was sort of, you know, I

[Morgan]

will say it doesn't feel like there's

[Eddie]

something weird about it. I'm not saying it's a good. Right, right, right, right. But.

[Amy]

Right.

[Eddie]

But if they're going, hey, we're the

[Bobby Bones]

group of tall people, or we're the little people.

[Eddie]

We're the. Any physical attribute. We're like, you need people with humongous arm weightlifter people to come in and fill. I just feel like if they're advertising, like, that's what we are to do. It's okay to hire them.

[Amy]

I know.

[Morgan]

You can also get kids in an Ewok suit, right? Like, yeah, but.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but they're not part of.

[Amy]

The kids are part. It's for the production or the event is for the kids.

[Morgan]

I'm saying any kid.

[Eddie]

But.

[Amy]

Okay, but what age kid can you. Can you. There's like child labor hours.

[Morgan]

You don't have to hire. They can just dress like Ewoks, but

[Lunchbox]

they're supposed to be entertaining and do you know what I mean? Like, kids are just going to. All right, I'm bored with this.

[Unknown Male Speaker 1]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I don't feel. I feel the preacher.

[Bobby Bones]

Your pastor.

[Amy]

Not my pastor, but.

[Eddie]

Right. I feel like the pastor was fine because it's like, hey, we don't do that because we just don't want to deal with it even right or wrong. And then. But I also do feel like if there's a group online and they're like, hey, we're little people. You can hire us as a group.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's okay.

[Eddie]

And if there's a group of tall people, I think it's okay. But you're right. There's nothing about it feels a little weird. But. But is it okay?

[Morgan]

I think it's okay.

[Lunchbox]

We're all like, okay.

[Morgan]

Since they want to do the job, it's okay.

[Raymundo]

So if.

[Amy]

Maybe if it's not a church event.

[Eddie]

No, I don't think the church has anything to do.

[Bobby Bones]

I know why the pastor said that,

[Eddie]

but I don't feel like the church.

[Amy]

Well, it's not like he. He wanted to make sure too. Like, my friend was even like, I get. The church might not want to spend money on this, but this is my gift. Like, I wanna. I want to hire them to come. So it's not like the church has any hand in contributing financially because, like, that could be considered misuse of fun.

[Morgan]

Like, the real Ewoks, they were little people, right? Were they, Mike? I feel like they were Ewoks.

[Geico Gecko]

Real.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And when they made the movie.

[Eddie]

Oh, you mean the actors. Yeah, those little people.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Well, okay. So we all feel like it would have been okay, but it also would have been a little.

[Amy]

A little weird, a little.

[Eddie]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But I bet you if there are

[Eddie]

little people listening right now or tall people listening right now, like, we want to be hired, we put ourselves out there to make some money. Okay, but justice fear pastor, because I agree. I understand why he made that decision. We will see you guys on Monday.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Eddie]

Goodbye, everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Geico Gecko]

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[Lunchbox]

It feels good to get good news.

[Eddie]

It feels good to Gecko. This is an iHeart podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Guaranteed Human.