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Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
Had a rough one this morning. Waking up. So your part tours, we'll share it with you. A couple months ago one of our executives hit me up and said, hey, we need you to pre record a Thursday show and come down and play golf with clients and speak with clients and then speak at an event. And so we finished the show on Wednesday and late Wednesday night, late Wednesday night, we flew into the Palm beach airport and got like five hours sleep. I'm not complaining because we got to play golf and that's nice. And then the day just went all day. I made the mistake of taking a nap for like 12 minutes and then you just feel worse. I got to the room, took a shower. I had a couple meetings I had to get to because we had a lot of executives there and clients and I just thought I'll just rest my eyes for a second. And I set my alarm and I woke up like 12 minutes later and just it made me feel worse. A 12 minute. I need about if I'm going to nap about 30 minutes for it to be a full nap or I just come away in the negative. So we did that and then we had an event last night. I made some notes, which we didn't get until late last night either, which is why this morning was kind of rough for me waking up. If I were to go back and because I've signed an NDA, I can't be super specific about it, but Eddie and I went to do a TV show and they said business, cocktail, some weird dress code and I thought I shouldn't dress this up because there was another celebrity that was there as well. Now I'm using the word celebrity because that's what they said I was. I went in as a celebrity. They brought in a second celebrity. So they had two celebrities there. And I thought, I know whoever the other celebrity is is not going to dress like they're saying to dress. It was very elevated, but I'm still going to do it. And I wore suit, basically, jacket, button up, and then I get there, and the other celebrity was in just like a short sleeve with like some jewelry. And I was like, dang, I wasn't going to wear that. But they didn't go as hard as what the dress code suggested. So this event was happening. And I think I'm not going as hard as the dress code suggests. And I get there and everybody's in a suit and tie. Everybody dressed out, as they say to the nines. And I'm in like some slacks and just a collared shirt.
Amy
Well, I feel like executives versus some other celebrity. That's very different vibe.
Bobby Bones
But even the other talent, because they brought in some talent for this.
Amy
They were dressed up too full suit, full everything.
Co Wetzel
Yeah.
Amy
Did you know the other talent?
Bobby Bones
A lot of them, yeah. So they brought in some folks. The people that I did know were. Well, I got to know Brady Quinn, who played football at Notre Dame and in the NFL, but he works for a company, works for Fox Sports Television as well. They brought in a guy from like Steve Harvey show. They brought in Clay, Travis Clay and Buck. Sean Hannity was there. It was that type of. Of crowd. And then they brought in, I think, probably the biggest spenders in the company or people they. They have great relationships with. And so they just create like this day, this. Play golf with the talent, get to know them. A lot of them we work with already. It's just a, you know, further cement the relationship sometimes just to make new friends. Like we made Eddie and I made new friends yesterday. And then we go to this big, real nice dinner and then hopefully the relationship's better. Where if they're like, we need to spend more money, they spend with us. Right. It's the goal. Very relationship centric, but you still have to perform. And I just wasn't dressed to what everybody else was. There's all these pictures. Were everybody. Even Eddie, dress suit, every. And I'm just like, giddy up clothes. I don't know if anybody else cared, but I definitely felt a little weird. And I'm always, hey, dress a little more than what the dress code says. But I just got burned like three weeks ago showing up looking like an accountant when the other guy looked cool. So I was just going to show up looking not as accountanty, but I felt very underdressed.
Amy
Well, does anybody say anything to you? Like our executives, like, hey, dude.
Bobby Bones
No, they wouldn't. Not there. I could get an email today, but even then I don't think they're going to. What did you think?
Eddie
I just feel, I don't understand. Like, at what point can you be George Straight and just show up everywhere with wranglers, a starch shirt and a cowboy hat. And even if it says formal, like even if it says cocktail attire, you're George Straight.
Amy
But that's a cowboys cocktail attire.
Eddie
Yeah. So like Bobby, I feel like you should just have your look always. And if it's a cardigan and a, your glasses.
Amy
Did you have a cardigan?
Bobby Bones
No, but I do definitely have a look and I do have. There is also artist fancy, which is what I didn't do on the first one, which is what I kind of did on this one. But then the other people that were talent didn't follow artist fancy. It's if you go to the CMAs, like you wear a full tuxedo or you can show up on like a leather jacket and jeans, people are like, yeah, still, that's artist fancy. He's dressing up for the event. So most of the time I do get the benefit of the doubt to dress artist fancy. I just felt because nobody else was dressed the style that I was, that I kind of was a sore thumb there. It didn't bother me that much. I just kind of felt a little stupid.
Eddie
Like Sean Hannity, I feel like he's always in a suit. So that's kind of his vibe, right? Yep.
Bobby Bones
But again, even Brady Quinn, he was
Eddie
dressed to the nines.
Bobby Bones
I mean, this guy is so good looking and so giant and he played quarterback. You would think the guy was an NBA player.
Eddie
Amy, do you know him?
Amy
No.
Eddie
Google him.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Yeah, really good looking guy. And we get up early in the morning and they put us on a really like nice bus. It's not like a school bus.
Eddie
No, they call that, what do they call it? Sprinter buses. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But bigger than a sprinter van. Yeah, bigger.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So we get on this bus. What do you see?
Amy
Yeah, he's like a model looking. Yeah. I'm seeing a younger pictures of him playing ball and now he's older.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but he still looks like a model.
Amy
Right? I know, but he's not a current player.
Eddie
Correct.
Bobby Bones
He's like an analyst now.
Amy
I would imagine every photo of him doing whatever. He's a sports coat, tie, but, like, he's dressed up in every single picture.
Bobby Bones
I'd guess. I'd guess he's probably 38 now. What does it say his age is? 41. Okay, so we're on this nice bus. We're sleepy as crap, and we're going to the golf club to play. And he's sitting next to me, but I don't know that it's him. They don't tell us who's coming to this. And also, it was so early, so we're just kind of staggering down. And Eddie's sitting up a row from me. And I text him. I said, I think Brady Quinn is sitting next to me one aisle over on the bus. Cause there was an empty seat next to me because somebody, like, spilled something in it. I didn't know that I sat in the other seat that I think people spilled something in and. Cause he's a big dude, but nobody's really talking a whole lot because it's early in the morning, and Brady Quinn looks at me and goes, hey, you buy bones? And I was like, you, Brady Quinn? He's like, yeah. Brady was the backup quarterback to Matt Castle, who I do my NFL show with. And he goes, I watch you guys podcast like, Matt Castle's the greatest guy ever. And so we kind of hit it off right there because we had a mutual friend. So I texted Matt. I was like, hey, what do you think about Brady Quinn? Because if he was like, nah, dirtbag. Hey, just say hi. Matt's like, brady's the greatest dude ever. And so got to know him. We wouldn't play golf. It was very humid. Eddie woke me around yesterday. Haven't played a whole lot, but he really put it on me. He played pretty good yesterday. We made some friends on the golf course, and then we got back to the clubhouse, and I had some work to do and a couple meetings to have, and Eddie had work to do, video work. And so we needed to get back to the hotel. And so I just go to the person who's handling the. For the company, say, hey, can we leave ahead of the bus? But this golf club is, like, in such a remote part of what that Palm beach area, West Palm beach, whatever you guys want to call it. They're like, ah, it's going to take 20, 30 minutes to get a car here. I'm like, that's fine. So Eddie and I sit in a corner, finally get in a car. We get Back I go have some meetings, take a shower, sleep for 12 minutes, and then we're up again doing the thing. And I'm just. I've had. We had no food. No lunch. They had lunch, but we were gonna have to stay there and eat. So we go back to this. This event. I get to put my clothes on and get dressed to go down. I feel like an idiot because I'm not dressed like everybody else and they want me to speak.
Amy
So you didn't know you were speaking?
Bobby Bones
I did, but they didn't give me anything to speak about. Okay, so it was, hey, go up, because there's gonna be some PowerPoint and there's gonna be the CFO talking. And that's very business. Go up and do your thing. But talk about how great the company is. Like, that's really the only notes they gave me. And so I don't really know when I'm gonna speak. And so after steak, right?
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
They brought the appetizer, then they brought the main meal. And then after steak, a guy gets up and he's like, all right, we're gonna bring up one of our greatest talent. And I'm hoping it's gonna be one of the other talent in there. Cause there were like seven in there. I didn't want to go first because there's no vibe in the room. And so. All right, Bobby Bones come up. And I'm like, oh, man. So one of the things I'm happiest about in my career is that I spent probably three years doing standup non stop and getting at my best, okay, at it. But I'm just comfortable in that environment, even doing private gigs where the lights are on and people are sitting at round tables eating. Like that really makes you capable. And so I wrote a few jokes for it. And I thought, I have no fear. I'm just going to go do the jokes. And people laugh. They laugh. And I get up and I lead it and I say, hey, I'll just read. It's not going to be that funny in the room here. Maybe some of them weren't that funny last night, but I'll read you. Some of them said, let me see here. I started off, I said, hey, really cool to have a lot of the same talent in the room. A lot of times people, you know, I saw Clay and Buck getting confused for each other. You know, they do a show together. Yeah, they kind of look alike. I said, there's Brady Quinn. I think the joke, if I say it right, I think it was like, you know, how many times I've been confused for Brady Quinn today? Zero.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Gave a little beat. Little sad. Zero. Got a pretty good laugh. And I'm thinking, all right, they're listening. That's not a home run hitter joke. But I just wrote it. And I got to mention Brady Quinn again, which is pretty cool because he's pretty cool. And so we did that. And we would be driving around, and that is the richest place I've ever seen. That city is the richest place I've ever seen. Just in general, I've seen other cities like Los Angeles, where they have parts that are rich. But everywhere we went, it was obscene looking. There was so much. It was yachts and yachts everywhere. Yeah. And so I said. I said, how many of you guys actually live here? And some did, and they run their businesses from there. I said, first you guys, the first time here. People are different here. I saw a woman walking a poodle this morning with jewels on its collar and leash. Because I did see that. And then I said, and then right after that, I saw another guy walking his financial advisor dad. Got a pretty good laugh. And I'm like, I'm in now.
Co Wetzel
Okay.
Bobby Bones
We're two in. This is not a room for comedy. I'm making fun of rich people. This is awesome. And then my third joke wasn't as strong, but I didn't know really, like, what was gonna do the best. The hotel we were in. This is not the joke. The hotel we were in was obscene because you walk in, I don't even know how to explain it other than if you had like a grandma that was kind of rich and they made everything gaudy looking and you're like, is this stuff really valuable or just old or knick knacky?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But everything, everything in the hotel looked like it, but it was all very valuable. Like it. The ceiling was painted like the Sistine Chapel.
Eddie
It looked like we were in Italy, but we were in West Palm Beach Street. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And everything was so fancy. And I said, this is the fanciest hotel I've ever stayed in. I spent five minutes in the elevator trying to figure out if those were buttons or some sort of precious metal. Got a decent laugh when did the spiel about the company. But what was funny was everybody, while I was there taking pictures, was asking me about Dancing with the Stars. I still get asked about that the Most from people 55 and up. Every third conversation was Dancing with the Stars. So I got up and I told a couple stories about that and how I only won that show because of our relationship with our audience. Like, they went to bat for me for sure, over and over. And that's why we won. That's why they changed the rules. And so I turned that story into, hey, this is why. Like, I think this works. I think this is why for advertisers, like, if it works with us, this is why we can work for you guys. And it was good. And so the conversation was good. And I walked off, and we were flying out right when my speech was over. And so at it, I did the
Co Wetzel
room a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Like, I went to Rich, our cfo. I was like, you good with that? Because I kind of went rogue and just did jokes. Like, the jokes just in general. Like, was he okay with.
Amy
Yeah, he was like, what if he was like, no?
Bobby Bones
He would have said no. He'd have been like, wasn't what I was looking for. See, in a couple weeks, that's tough. Yeah. But I like it because I know how he feels. Man of little emotions that are camouflaged. Like, I enjoy that about him. And he was like, great job. Talked to a couple other people, and then we got out of there. So I felt good about it. Weird room wasn't built for comedy. Had three jokes. Two and a half of them worked really well. Got in this morning? No, Got in late last night. Woke up this morning, felt like, I've been hit by a truck. So if I'm a little off today, that's what's up. But we did tape the show yesterday at their request, which rarely happens where they're going. We need you to tape the show and just come down and do this thing. But I tell you this. So Eddie and I go. And I would. I would say that I am not initially up on meeting at times the warmest, because I'm always like, what is this person up to? Not good at small talk. Once we hit on. Once we hit it off, like friends for life. But I'm always a little suspicious of people and what their intentions are. Not Eddie. Eddie loves everybody all the time. Eddie's like a lab. I want to be your best friend.
Eddie
Oh, a Labrador.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I love small talk.
Bobby Bones
It works.
Eddie
My favorite.
Bobby Bones
I say, when nobody on the bus was talking, everybody was asleep. You know, he was talking. Eddie was up two seats up talking his whole life story to this dude. I don't even know what business the guy's from.
Eddie
No, he was head of sales of iHeart. I'm like, dude, we've never met before. This is crazy.
Bobby Bones
Is that who it Was. Yeah. They were just going to town, like, talking it up. And even on the golf course, like, we played with a couple of guys and Eddie said this to me last night, and he's right. If you play a round of golf with somebody, there is a bond that is formed because you just spent four hours intimately with them. Like for business. That's where relationships happen. Because we finished the round and we're sitting at our table eating dinner last night, and one of the guys from that we were with from St. Louis has a company. He comes up and is like, did you guys ever get that beer you left? Right. I mean, it's like our best friend.
Eddie
Yeah. Out of the whole room, automatically you're like, oh, my gosh. Like, he's a long lost friend. Good to see you.
Bobby Bones
We just spent four hours with them and 45 minutes later, we're like, what, you're. Yeah. You wear normal clothes. Like it's a thing.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
The other guy we played with, name was John. He works in, like, precious metals, Gold, silver. I was like, you got to come on the show and talk to us about, like, stuff like. Because we want to talk about stuff like this. And so turns out he's like, awesome. Like, cycles 100 miles every other week. And so I got his email this morning. I was like, I want to email John for my personal email. That's my new friend. Like, he's not even trying to email me. Like, I'm trying to email him.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So that was our day yesterday. It's a long one. And I wouldn't say it was fun, but it was. It was worth the trip, right?
Eddie
Oh, I thought it was fun. Like, I had a blast. Being able to play golf is especially.
Amy
Sounds like it was really nice.
Bobby Bones
I just feel the pressure to all. And those. And those things where I have to, like, be there. I feel like I have to perform for like 14 hours at a time. I'm not really allowed to not be on. I think for me, that's why sometimes it doesn't feel as fun.
Eddie
I get that.
Bobby Bones
And those meetings in between when I should. I should have taken a longer nap, but I couldn't. Those hurt. Oh, those hurt bad.
Eddie
You didn't go to the beach at all?
Bobby Bones
Eddie went to the beach. I said, I forgot about that. So we were.
Eddie
It was literally outside the hotel door. I'm like, how are we not going to the beach? It's right there.
Amy
I'm trying to figure out what hotel y' all were at. I just.
Bobby Bones
We couldn't get in without going through security, outside on the street to get into the hotel.
Amy
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
This event was so insane. That one, Fazio, Elizabeth Fazio, who has a job of prominence in our company, she works with us in the syndication part of our company, but really a prominent, respected job, has a lot of responsibility. It was so important to them to have good people. She was the person at the table just checking in guests. Like she was. She was doing the piece of paper. Okay, Wilson, check on the thing. Like, they brought her down to do that.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And so it has. Is a. Is a wild. It's so much money down there. It's wild to see all the yachts just right there. Oh, yeah. And I go back, and so we put all our bags in Eddie's room. And my. Our deal was when I started talking, Eddie was going to go up to the rooms, get our bags. So as soon as I was done talking, I could go and meet him in the car, and we would go to the airport. And so I was moving my bags over before he went down for the dinner, and he was like, how to go? I was like, I had a couple of meetings, a couple of clients in, like, the boardrooms here. And he goes, oh, I went to the beach.
Eddie
I mean, you can't put me in a hotel right by the beach and me not see the beach. I had to go. I only went for, like, 30 minutes, but it was just. Dude, I love it.
Amy
I think I found where y' all stayed. It does look like another country.
Bobby Bones
Let me say the name.
Eddie
Did she get it?
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. The only reason I know that, because that logo was on the butter.
Amy
Yeah. But also, look at the ceiling.
Eddie
It was on the butter.
Bobby Bones
It was on the butter, and I didn't know what it was, and I just envisioned so bad. Yeah, that's it.
Amy
I just went through 10 hotels, and I finally found the Sistine Chapel that painted.
Bobby Bones
I mean, we didn't pay. I didn't pay for it. We didn't pay for it. I know the company put us up.
Amy
That's why I. I know Amy.
Eddie
And he's not joking. That emblem was on the.
Amy
On the butter. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I didn't know what the hotel was called, but I do see logo. Yeah.
Amy
Yeah. This looks grand. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Amy
That's what it looks like. Rolling up to it.
Bobby Bones
That's exactly what it looks like. And there's a guard station outside of it where they make sure that you.
Amy
That looks With.
Eddie
Not security guards, police officers.
Amy
That's insane.
Eddie
Palm Be West Palm beach police officers.
Amy
Cool. That's fun. See, this is why I need to learn golf.
Bobby Bones
I mean, if.
Amy
Listen, if I was really good at golf, maybe I would get invited. Maybe. Think about it. I'm talking like, whoa, she can play.
Bobby Bones
I don't even think you need that much. I don't think you need. Whoa, she can play. I think if you're just a golfer.
Amy
Yeah, but if I could, I'd probably get invited to a lot.
Eddie
I agree. I agree.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
So get to it.
Amy
Chop, chop. I know. My back.
Eddie
Oh, no, Amy, if we can still do it, you can do it.
Amy
Well, but y' all are. Y' all been golfing for years.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Are you? Right? I can do it.
Bobby Bones
I think you. Yeah, you'd have probably been invited because.
Amy
Because, like, Sean, I could check people in.
Bobby Bones
No, not yet. Not for him as one of the talent. Because Sean Hannity's like, I'm not sure. Her role on this show because I don't listen to Sean Hannity. But he had her there. I met her and talked with her for a long time.
Amy
Well, you had Eddie there. No, Eddie went because you went.
Bobby Bones
I'm talking about. I met her. There was somebody that wasn't the main.
Eddie
What does that mean?
Amy
Not. Not to be rude.
Bobby Bones
No, no. Be rude.
Eddie
Well, what do you mean?
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
No, I'm thinking I went because Bobby, like, I wouldn't go.
Amy
I'm going because. Yes. I'm saying it's not like you. You were invited and then Bo and Bobby was invited. It's that Bobby was invited and y' all are. He took you. I think I. I could be wrong, but you can golf. You can mingle. You're good. You're good. Like, you can, like, talk to anybody. Like, you're a good. Like, it makes sense.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All of that matters.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
The fact that Eddie's so great with clients and people is the reason I take them.
Amy
Well, I can talk to people.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you don't play golf.
Amy
That's what I'm saying.
Eddie
Let's get it.
Amy
I know if.
Bobby Bones
I think had it been different, it would have been you.
Amy
Did. Did Sean Hannity's person play golf?
Bobby Bones
I don't know if Sean played golf.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
Because he lives there. I think he lives down there. But yeah, had it not been golf, it probably would have been you. But I do think you're the only person from the show. If I couldn't go and they needed somebody, they would just send you by yourself. I think that would not To a golf event. If you couldn't go, you wouldn't go. You wouldn't play golf, you just go to the rest of the stuff. Stuff you do great. But I think you would go. But Eddie goes because he, he's like my emotional support animal in those situations.
Eddie
Interesting therapy dog.
Bobby Bones
Don't.
Eddie
Don't touch Eddie.
Bobby Bones
I'm telling you, there isn't a person on this show that is better with those small talk situations than Eddie is. And they know that too. Like, Julie, our boss, knows that. She's like, yeah, Eddie kills it with these clients.
Eddie
I mean, I kind of, I don't know, it's weird, but I like those events. You walk in, there's a little music going, there's an open bar, Everyone seems happy and willing to talk. And like, man, you just say you got four kids. Oh my, you have four boys. And dude, it's over. We're talking for an hour at that point.
Bobby Bones
Yes, I need that because I'm not really up for, like music or events or people, everything. I just, it's just not really my thing as much. Yeah, but yeah, that's what, what's up? I did text Amy during the event. They had a PowerPoint and in the PowerPoint they were trying to, you know, make reference and they were being funny that everybody's attention is on all these different things. And they showed a phone and every one of the phones had red dots at like 500 to a thousand. All the apps. Yes.
Amy
Notifications.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And every, every app had. And so I sent it to am. I said, hey, how'd they get your phone on this?
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Is that funny? Because we laughed.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I get it. I think I reply back, ha.
Bobby Bones
Why did I write down Eddie's bald head talk?
Eddie
Oh, no. Oh, was it with Hosea?
Bobby Bones
Maybe These two dudes I was sitting on in the middle of two bald dudes.
Eddie
But, but we know him. And he, he looked at my head. He said, you finally joined the team. Like, awesome. And then I had to explain to him, like, there was a whole process. Bobby wanted to fly me to Turkey. I wore a, a hair system.
Bobby Bones
And so then he pulled up the hair system picture and showed him.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, maybe that's what I, I, I
Eddie
had you check my head.
Bobby Bones
Eddie did have me. I don't know. But that wasn't a big deal. I don't think I made a note about that. Okay, that makes sense. Cuz if you're bald and you're having to shave your head, you need somebody to check your head.
Eddie
Yeah, my kids are usually the ones that check my head.
Bobby Bones
And he was like, check me that
Eddie
Makes sense, because, man, sometimes you get
Bobby Bones
a mirror, and in that hotel, you had to do it in a gold bar, and you couldn't really see as well. In the gold bar.
Co Wetzel
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Wow, A statue.
Amy
Yeah, it looks fancy.
Bobby Bones
So something else that I posted on social media that ended up being kind of funny is that Brandon Ray, who is like my head of digital and travels and shoots and edits, and it's all that. He is a great musician as well, plays lead. Lead guitar for Raging Idiots. And he took some of the footage from Eddie and I in New York and put like a. A sitcom song on the top of it, and he sent it just out of nowhere. He goes, hey, I made this. This is funny. And so it's this song here. Hold on. If this is us walking in New York here, Best friends taking New York. Your name. Go, Let's go. And it's like hearts, and it's so corny and funny. Pretty cute. And so we're playing golf, and I was like, hey, how. How hard is it to make a new song, but the same theme. He goes, I don't know. I just replaced golf. We use the same file. And so we just took some footage from the golf thing here. So I Singing that all day.
Amy
Cute.
Eddie
It's funny, some of the comments of people saying, like, man, you guys look like it's so much fun to play golf with y'.
Amy
All.
Bobby Bones
No, we. And we purposefully made those videos.
Co Wetzel
Yes.
Bobby Bones
For that.
Eddie
Carrying Bobby on my back through the sand trap.
Bobby Bones
There was another one, too, where do paper, rock, scissors. And what I do is when he does scissors, I, like, point to my wiener.
Eddie
But that was organic. I really didn't know you going to do that.
Bobby Bones
And so the cat. They give you a caddy at this course, and so we don't know them and the caddy doesn't. You get to talk to them and know them and stuff. But he doesn't, like, know what we do. And we're just having him shoot our videos.
Amy
Oh, gosh.
Eddie
Yeah, exactly.
Bobby Bones
And he's going to. I get it. I kind of like it. Like, you're gay, but you're not. That's what he said. That's what he said. He goes, you're actually kind of gay, but you're not gay.
Eddie
I get it.
Amy
Because you were.
Eddie
It's funny.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Bobby, you just get on his back. That's funny.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Thanks.
Amy
I just pulled it up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
You hadn't seen it.
Amy
I. I don't know if I saw the New York one. But I hadn't seen the music.
Bobby Bones
So funny.
Amy
I hadn't seen the. Yes.
Bobby Bones
I had nothing to do with it.
Amy
I hadn't.
Bobby Bones
It's all brand new.
Amy
Oh, you kissed him on the head.
Eddie
On the head. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Then Eddie's like. Eddie's like this. What the. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like a 90s sitcom.
Amy
Yeah, I see it now.
Bobby Bones
Funny, huh?
Eddie
Oh, I was telling them, too, that some sales guy came up to us yesterday. I was like, bobby.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I was, like, singing this song back to us in the. The event last night.
Amy
Is that the song of the summer?
Bobby Bones
Oh, that or Puerto Rico. Oh.
Eddie
Or the Parmalee song.
Amy
Last time in San Juan.
Bobby Bones
Parmalee song. I think it's out today.
Eddie
Is it out today?
Bobby Bones
I think so, baby. Yeah.
Eddie
That could be the song of the summer.
Bobby Bones
Well, they're saying it is. It's Parmalee and Low Cash, and they're walking down the street much like Eddie and I's video. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think they were doing it to be funny. I don't think theirs was absurd.
Eddie
We look at it like, wow, that's
Bobby Bones
a lot like ours, huh? And theirs is. Because if you like. Yeah, okay, so the real song is Coladas and then now in the Rain. Yeah. So I have to be careful because Facebook will flag us with if I sing anything lame. Their version is a few, like, Old Shenandoah.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
And Chattahoochee in the Rain. Or I don't know, but it's something like that. But they combine suit. There's a super team. Low Cash and Parmalee. What do they call those?
Eddie
Like, those bands that get together.
Bobby Bones
Super group.
Eddie
Super group.
Bobby Bones
Basically traveling Wilberries.
Eddie
Yeah, but. But it's every member. They're all in it.
Bobby Bones
It's like. Yeah, maybe they should have trimmed a couple. Well, Low Cash only has two people.
Eddie
Right, right, right.
Bobby Bones
So that was our day yesterday. I don't think I have any other notes to give here. Amy, do you want to do your story?
Amy
Sure. So today is a big day, I guess, potentially for Elon Musk, because today's the day he could become a trillionaire because of the SpaceX going to Wall street, going public. So you're probably like, well, what does a trillion dollars even mean? What does that look like? If you're a trillionaire and you spent a billion dollars on a single purchase, you just went out and you're like, oh, yeah, I'll buy that $1 billion on a Tuesday. That would be like, someone with a net worth of $100,000 spending a hundred dollars.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
So it really is like there's never
Bobby Bones
been a trillionaire now.
Amy
Yeah, he's going to be the first ch he's at right now he's worth 800 billion and this could give him that extra 200 to put him over the top.
Bobby Bones
Is the company going to be worth a trillion or is he going to be worth a trillion? Or both.
Amy
His net worth would surpass so net worth it says would surpass a trillion bucks. That and so that means him being a trillionaire. So he's surpassing the GDP of countries like Ireland, Sweden, Israel. Here's another little fun way. Cause I mean money's hard to when it gets that big. If you spent $2,400 every minute around the clock it would take 289 days to spend a billion dollars. Which was like oh okay, I'm lost. No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
Even in that it was too many numbers.
Amy
No, wait till I get to the. No, I'm trying to show you the difference between a billion and a trillion.
Eddie
Well, so stick with me. Hold on. But a trillion is a thousand billion. I think that's a simple way to say.
Amy
Well I know but I like this. So can I finish?
Bobby Bones
Can I finish?
Amy
Excuse. For the sake of it I'm going to repeat.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
If you spent $2,400 every minute around the clock it would take you 289 days to spend a billion dollars. If you did the same thing with a trillion dollars same thing. It would take 792.5 years to spend it with the billion. You can spend it in less than a year. A trillion. You'd have to be Methuselah.
Bobby Bones
Dang Bible reference.
Amy
I mean it's just crazy he has because like whatever he has so much
Eddie
money so we can buy SpaceX stock.
Amy
Yeah but people that I'm listen experts I follow they're like it's too late. Stop too late on it. But I don't even public. No, but we want to get it. You see all these other people that got in there's like I think 4,000 different people that are begun while when he becomes a trillionaire today potentially they are become worth 100 million. And they were because they were in on it from the.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Now you're just buying it as a get go.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. But so. So to today is it today today. So it goes public.
Amy
Supposed to go public.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Eddie
So what you're saying is there have been investors that have been in it from the very beginning. I get it. We're not Them like, but you can buy the stock. To buy the stock. You're still. The day that it opened would be a good place to start.
Amy
More than 4,400 current and former SpaceX employees are expected to become multimillionaires through company stock with roughly 400 of their holdings exceeding $100 million. That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
With my limited history of buying stocks, that is not always accurate. Sometimes it comes out in such a flurry, it's way higher than it settles.
Eddie
Oh, the starting price.
Bobby Bones
Sometimes it comes out and I just don't think there is a consistent right to let's buy on any specific day. Unless you have insider information. But then you can also go to prison.
Amy
Well, I just like, didn't Trump just
Bobby Bones
do something like, yeah, he bought UFC TKO stock. Way after that was like, let's have a thing on the White House line. And then it went up and he made my birthday. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
Eddie
That's inside information.
Bobby Bones
That's cheating.
Eddie
That's like making it happen.
Amy
They like just. Yeah, it's like that's cheating.
Bobby Bones
So.
Eddie
But I feel like SpaceX has done stuff in space, but I feel like it's still unlimited. They can do way more and you
Bobby Bones
should invest if you feel that way.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't saying not to. I just was like with the hype around it, some people were thinking, oh, this is gonna make me so much money.
Eddie
I think, I think it's a good. I think you're still kind of at the start of it.
Amy
Well, let's go then.
Bobby Bones
Hop in.
Eddie
I think I'm going to. That's today. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what they're estimating it shares, it says.
Amy
I thought I read it somewhere.
Bobby Bones
We should quit stock talk.
Amy
Well, mostly it was just we've got our first trillionaire. Yay.
Bobby Bones
If there are hybrid humans, it's got to be the Elon Musk. Peter Thiel's like, what do you mean?
Eddie
What's the hybrid human? And what alien?
Bobby Bones
I don't like that word. Non human origin.
Eddie
That's it.
Bobby Bones
Nho nhos, like they just have so much and I'm massive capitalist. No doubt about it. Without capitalism, I don't get to go from where I came from to where I am now. It's just such an anomaly that something's up.
Amy
The trillionaire part just.
Bobby Bones
I mean, just the super billionaire part.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
The Peter Tills of the world, Elon Musk's of the world, just how separate
Eddie
they are from everyone else.
Bobby Bones
Bezos is of the world. Bezos story is interesting too, because, you know, guy started from scratch. I mean his family was rich, but he still had to have a great.
Amy
His family was rich. I didn't know that.
Bobby Bones
Like quarter million dollars to start his the beginning. I think his stepdad, if you look it up, his stepdad was wealthy. I wait for Mike to give me some fact check on that. I'm going straight from the dome and I listen ain't hating. So he may not be an alien. The other one's probably aliens.
Amy
Oh, you're going alien.
Eddie
Well, Eddie called aliens.
Amy
I thought you were going maybe like
Bobby Bones
hybrid of non human origin.
Eddie
Oh, hnhs.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
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Co Wetzel
There was a woman in New Jersey. She went out on the town.
Bobby Bones
Night out.
Co Wetzel
She came home or came to her
Bobby Bones
friend's house, and she went missing. They couldn't find her. And she fell down the trash chute from the 14th floor down to the 4th floor. But there was so much trash backed up.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
That it stopped her fall. Oh, she's alive.
Amy
Okay. God.
Eddie
Oh, she's alive.
Amy
I thought she suffocated.
Bobby Bones
There was so much trash backed up. Wow.
Amy
But how did they find her?
Eddie
I mean, she's probably screaming.
Amy
Screaming.
Bobby Bones
At some point, you say she was drunk? Yeah, drunk. At some point, you sober up.
Eddie
You pass out first, probably.
Bobby Bones
And you wake up like this. Where am I? Dang. Good thing they ain't been taking the trash out.
Amy
Yeah, ours doesn't have a compact thing because you hear people, sometimes they go to sleep in dumpsters.
Eddie
They get crushed.
Amy
Yeah. Oh, the worst.
Bobby Bones
Mike, what'd you see? Yeah, he was an engineer at ExxonMobil and gave him about a quarter of a million of a billion.
Amy
A quarter?
Bobby Bones
Nearly a million. Sorry. 245. Jeff Bezos's stepdad. Yeah, Miguel Mike Bezos. And then he invested in Amazon early on, so now he has 30 billion.
Eddie
Stepdad wasn't even his bio dad.
Amy
And he got his name.
Bobby Bones
He got to impress the real mom,
Amy
you know, But, I mean, Jeff took
Bobby Bones
his name probably for $250,000. I'll take any. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Co Wetzel
No, I don't know.
Amy
Well, you can adopt. Like, my. My half brother and half sister, they took their. Just so weird to me because my dad was still kind of like, in their life, and they took their stepdad's name. So I don't even have the same last name as him, even though we have the same dad. And the fact that my dad was like, yeah, cool. What?
Eddie
No, but can you force them to keep.
Amy
No. Well, I think my dad could have put in a little more effort to be like, you know, but I think that's why that his ex wife was like, look, you. Do you. I'm getting remarried. He's gonna adopt the kids legally. It is what it is. And my dad's like, okay, that's fine. Having these other two kids over here, Amy and Christy, they'll keep my last name. I don't know that's just been weird to me as an adult. Looking back now on that and to. I can't address it now, but then sometimes people are like, wait, y' all have the same dad, but y' all don't have the same last name? And I'm like, no. Weird, right?
Bobby Bones
I never consider taking Arkansas Keith's last name.
Amy
Yeah, but had you, it would have made sense. Cause your dad was a deadbeat. My dad wasn't.
Bobby Bones
Don't you talk about my dad like that.
Eddie
What'd you call him?
Bobby Bones
I get pissed.
Amy
He was. I mean, I feel. You know, whatever.
Bobby Bones
I'm kidding.
Amy
Yeah, I know. But that's the thing. Like, my dad wasn't. So it's just weird, you know, I see maybe.
Bobby Bones
Nah, I don't even. I want to put myself in what
Amy
I think, emotionally, he wasn't involved. He sort of was detached. And he's like, okay. I feel like I would be like, no, those. No, he can adopt them, but. Well, I don't know that I would even let them adopt them. What's the point? There's no point. It'd be like if I got remarried right now and my boyfriend or my new husband adopted Stevenson, and Ben was like, cool. That's so weird.
Bobby Bones
That'd be weird.
Eddie
That would be weird.
Bobby Bones
And I think I was too old when my mom married Arkansas Keith.
Amy
But.
Bobby Bones
But because I was, like, 12 or 13, if I was, like, 5 and my biological dad was gone and it was.
Amy
I think it would have made sense, possibly. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because then I had the same last time with my mom. And people will message me and go, why do you call Arkansas Keith your ex stepdad just because your mom's dead? That's not why I call him my ex stepdad.
Amy
It's just for clarity.
Bobby Bones
They divorced before my mom died.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So even if my mom was alive, he'd be my ex stepdad. My mom's dead. He's my ex stepdad. He's my ex stepdad regardless of if my mom's alive or dead. So that's why. And I don't always say that, but sometimes people go, what's the relationship? Well, he was my stepdad for, like, six years. It was awesome. He was awesome.
Eddie
Yeah. And I don't think you've ever said X. Really? You just say he was my stepdad?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, a couple times. But again, I don't throw it out there. Yeah. It's like my stepdad.
Amy
But you're right, they did get divorced before she died. I have. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I wouldn't call on my Ex stepdad. If they were still together when she died.
Eddie
Except that sounds so weird.
Amy
Well, I have girlfriend, stepmom, but I rarely called her stepmom. I always said my dad's wife.
Eddie
Oh, right.
Bobby Bones
Probably a difference of closeness, I would imagine, because Arkansas. Keith and I were very close, obviously, because we still are without any sort of.
Amy
I know. What's crazy is she was with my dad from when I was 9 to 30. Something. I don't remember the year they got divorced. 33. So 9, 19.
Bobby Bones
That's a lot of years.
Amy
29. Right when they got done. I have not heard from her since. Nothing. I have no idea. Nothing. Not a peep. Not a peep.
Bobby Bones
Does that hurt your feelings?
Amy
Well, it just more so confirms probably why I had the desire in me to call her not my stepmom and my dad instead of my dad's wife. And my dad would be like, she. She loves y'. All. Does she? Because I feel like. Or maybe emotionally she ran away. I will say she did thoughtful things for me. She was very, like, Christmas was always special. She was very good at, like, wrapping gifts. Like, that was her fun. She loved making a theme. And so things were very thoughtful. So, like, on your birthday, there was always a theme. And then, like, in college, she really helped me decorate my rooms. Like, she would help me have a theme. I think she liked themes, which was good. I mean. And my dad would do the handiwork. I remember, like, my bedroom in college was really cool thanks to them. Like, they really. They came for a weekend and did all this work and I'm like, wow, they care. But then. Oh, just disappeared. Nothing. And like, my. My sister's kids, like, the. She was their grandma for a while. Nothing. Nobody's hurt. Nothing. No clue. Don't even know.
Bobby Bones
Step grandma, huh?
Amy
Yeah, but to the kids, that's Pawpaw's. That.
Bobby Bones
But what would the kids call her?
Amy
Probably her nickname. Whatever it was.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you don't have to say it.
Amy
So. I don't know. It's just weird because that's. I mean, they had my mom as their grandma too. But then you had. That's the grandma. And she was very involved in their lives in that way. I just trying to think of what it would take to be in someone's life for 20 plus years. And then because your relationship falls apart with the dad. Dad, you just like, no, hey, I hate that this happened. Or I'm gonna miss time with y', all, or I know this is weird, but this is goodbye. Like, nothing. Just.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's Hard to understand.
Amy
I'm okay by it. It's just interesting behavior. Now that I'm an adult, what would I like? I. Even my. My boyfriend, I just had for a year and a half, he had three kids. And I texted each of them individually after the breakup, and I wanted like, hey, I'm here if you need anything. And had good exchanges with them. Like, and that was just a boyfriend.
Bobby Bones
Do you think that that experience with those kids makes that nerve a little touchier when you're talking about that your dad's ex wife and you, or did you always have? Maybe.
Amy
I think it was just the. I want to call it a point of contention. Maybe that is. That. That's what's coming to my mind right now. But it was a friction with our dad of, like, him trying to constantly convince us that she wanted us around. And I kept thinking, no, she doesn't. Like, I don't even as a kid, you thought that? Yeah. Like, there was just this, something's off, and I couldn't figure it out. Even though she did like themes. So I felt.
Bobby Bones
Love the theme.
Eddie
See that?
Amy
So, like, okay, you know, but that's how you think. You think presence, love, pretty paper theme. Both, like, hair, thoughtfulness. But that was her thing for everybody.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter to defend anyone. But it also could be like an embarrassment thing.
Amy
I agree. Like, or just like, now that she
Bobby Bones
didn't really love you guys, but maybe she's just embarrassed. I. I don't know.
Amy
She was so angry at my dad. I could see that. Where she's just like, peace out. I'm over this. Which I understand. And emotionally, it's easier to just walk away and detach. And maybe she felt like, well, they don't really. Maybe they. Maybe she felt from us. They don't really like me anyway, either, so I'm just gonna make it.
Bobby Bones
Or she was inserting. Your dad was poisoning the well with you guys to not like her because of what happened with you.
Amy
Never. He never said anything.
Bobby Bones
But if you're her, you don't know what's happening in her mind. Right, Right. But I understand the adulting. And then all of a sudden, all these emotions come back because we have a baby now. Matter of fact, before we started this podcast, I went and changed a diaper. Shout out, me boy. And then going like, man, how could, like, an adult person leave a baby?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Thinking about, like, my biological dad.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, how do you just leave a baby that you had? But then it is met with my biological dad when he had me was 17. My mom was younger than that, but he was also a kid, so. But there's like this new rawness in thinking about that, and my therapist had told me that too. You're going to go through stuff that you think you've gone through, but now that you have a kid, it's going to hit you in a weird way because you're going to go.
Amy
So kids bring up a lot of work. You realize you need to address, if you're willing, parent, like, parenting will just do that.
Bobby Bones
Amen. Right, everybody?
Eddie
Amen, brother.
Bobby Bones
Freaking man.
Amy
Amen.
Bobby Bones
Oh, what is that? Hey, man, what are you saying? Jelly roll.
Eddie
No jelly. Jelly roll.
Bobby Bones
Jelly roll. Amen.
Amy
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Do you remember the TV show Amen about the church is a good one. Back in the day. I listened to a whole podcast on the flight home last night, just in general, about tgif.
Eddie
Oh, that's cool. I mean, that was.
Bobby Bones
Would you guys pursue a podcast an hour long about tgif? Yes. Okay.
Eddie
Do they talk about the theme songs?
Bobby Bones
No, they didn't talk about theme songs, but they talked about how they picked the lineup. They talked about shows coming in and out, what came later, why they started. Initially, it's pretty cool. It got all the way to Sabrina the teenage witch. She was 20 when she was playing that role.
Eddie
And they were. That was tgif?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, near the end. Wow. And I. I like the show Dinosaurs and how Dinosaurs was doing so good in tgif. They moved it to Wednesday because it was always thought that Fridays were the days you just put your garbage because nobody was at home. But they found, like, this niche of families needing to watch shows together. And then they went into this whole part about dinosaurs, the show, and not to Mama. That was what the dad's name was. Not your mama. And then Gotta love me. I'm the baby. Do you ever watch Dinosaurs? I freaking loved it. So they moved it to Wednesday. It was a terrible move. They, like, bombed out on Wednesdays, moved it back to Friday. Once it got back to Friday, nobody cared as much anymore, so it was canceled. And they talked about the final episode. And I don't. I didn't remember the final episode. Do. Do they go extinct because of a winter storm?
Eddie
No way.
Bobby Bones
And the winter storm is caused by the company. The dad works for that the whole time. It's like they're, like, chopping down trees. It's, like, bad for the environment. And the winter storm comes and kills all the dinosaurs. So it's making, like, an environmental message at the same time. Then later it went into syndication and. And they had shot like eight or nine episodes and never aired. And they. Those debuted in syndication, but it wasn't after they were extinct. But I listened to this whole hour long podcast about tgif. I love it. I love that stuff.
Eddie
Dinosaurs. Does that live on a streaming?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, everything from TGIF is on Hulu. There's like 800 hours of shows on Hulu. They said this on the podcast. So this is not me being smart.
Eddie
Cuz I've seen Full House. I've seen Family Matters up there. I've not seen Dinosaurs up there.
Bobby Bones
The fun thing about Full House in this podcast was that was the first one. Obviously they had put in John Poses. I think is his name is the original Danny Tanner. They wanted Bob Saget. Bob Saget was on another show, couldn't get him. So they cast John Poses. And if you ever watched the original theme song of the pilot, it's him. It's not Bob Saget as the dad. It's weird to see even the whole first episode. You can watch it online. His name John Posey. John Posey. Thank you. And so after they shot it, they liked it. They're ready to go with it. But then Bob Saget was open. So the producers were like, I know we got the green light, but we still want Bob Saget. They fired John Posey. Bob Saget is the guy, right? Danny Tanner.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And then that show, bad ratings at first. It's a story of a lot of shows bad ratings and somebody who still believes in it. But they talked about how everybody was convinced that the breakout star of that show was going to be Stephanie Tanner because she had everything. Timing, acting ability, comedy, able to memorize scripts and lines. And she thinks she was eight and just unsuspected. It ended up being those babies. Yeah.
Eddie
Little Michelle.
Bobby Bones
That their Q scores. The only television character. Because obviously they're all characters. But I guess it could even be the actors, but mostly the characters. At the time, the only characters that their Q score was worse than was Bill Cosby. He was number one, the most loved person on television, period. Number two were the Olsen twins.
Eddie
Wow. I think for them it was their catchphrases that got me like a little baby going, you got it, dude. Like, that was great.
Bobby Bones
Never watch Dinosaurs, huh? Those, I mean, maybe Those costumes were 9ft tall and 5ft wide and they had a person in them and a person running the face with a different machine.
Eddie
Wow. That's all in the podcast. Probably.
Bobby Bones
I don't think I would remember that. My retention probably wouldn't go to that. I'm sure it was. And the same guy who did the baby is also Elmo.
Co Wetzel
Really?
Eddie
Oh, they did sound kind of the same.
Bobby Bones
Kevin Clash. Wow. Yeah. The dad's name was not your mama. That was his whole name. Hit him with the frying pan. Gotta love me. I'm the baby. Episode one. It breaks out of the egg. It just starts talking immediately. Yeah, it's like pink or. Or some. My colors aren't the best, but man, that's. And so ytgif they say ended up. Because they also talk about the crossovers in it where, like, Urkel would go to Full House. And Urkel did Family step by step. Sorry. He did Full House and step by step. And in step by step, he did the Urkel at the prom. The original. Do the Urkel, do the Urkel. You know, grab your pants and pull them real high. And everybody. Originally that was on the rooftop at a party where they spiked the punch on Family Matters. And then he went and did the Urkel.
Eddie
He's drunk.
Bobby Bones
On Step by Step. And they were talking about how they crossed over. It was so interesting to me. But Amy's listening to the Bachelor. People who gets conned into thinking they knock somebody up.
Eddie
That's what you're.
Bobby Bones
I'm listening to, not to mama. Okay, we're going to get to this CO Wetzel podcast here. Our podcast. We are doing the podcast. This Co Wetzel interview that we did that was on this morning. Really? Like co. I don't know. What else do I say? I really like.
Eddie
Cool dude.
Bobby Bones
Good enough.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Got a new album out. And here's CO Wetzel. Here we go on the Bobby Bones show now.
Amy
Co Wetzel.
Bobby Bones
Co. Good to see you, man. Yeah. Yeah.
Co Wetzel
Good to be here.
Bobby Bones
Hey, surprise. You got abs.
Co Wetzel
I got abs.
Bobby Bones
What the crap?
Co Wetzel
I know it. They came overnight. You know, I think that's the consensus on it.
Bobby Bones
There was a picture of co. I think it was a lake. With your daughter maybe. Yeah. And I was like, like, you're a big dude. Strong dude. Obviously. I was like, how is he that big and like barrel chested with. That's my thought. With abs.
Co Wetzel
Yeah.
Eddie
I think.
Co Wetzel
I think it's because nobody saw me whenever I, you know, I played college football and stuff. So before I got hurt, you know, I was pretty ripped up. And then I just kept on putting layers and layers on. And then finally it went away. And so they're. They're making themselves visible again.
Bobby Bones
Layers. You mean skin?
Co Wetzel
Not Clothes, not big layers of. Of fat and beer and everything else that's been happening over the last 10 years.
Bobby Bones
Good for you, dude. I was proud for you. I was like, dude's been hitting a hard.
Co Wetzel
Yeah, man, I've. I've been locked in, man. We've, you know, getting ready for this tour and everything and just kind of, you know, getting in the gym and eating healthy and not drinking as much, man. It's been good.
Bobby Bones
What do you do when you work out?
Co Wetzel
Man, I do a bunch of cardio stuff. A lot of. I do like the bro. The bro stack or whatever it is, the arms, chest, abs, and that's kind of like rotate them out like twice a week.
Bobby Bones
Do you go to a normal person
Co Wetzel
gym when we're on the road? Yeah, but I've got. I've got the gym at the house, so it's easy just to wake up, get in there, knock it out early, and then, you know, I'm waking up by like, probably like six every morning, try to get the workout done. And then baby girl wakes up about 7, 7:15. So that's when our days start.
Bobby Bones
Now ours wakes up around then, too.
Co Wetzel
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You know what's crazy to me? How old is your daughter?
Co Wetzel
She just turned one two weeks ago.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so ours is now three months, so I'm a little behind you. But it's crazy to me how long they sleep, dude. Once It's. That's like 11 hours sometimes.
Co Wetzel
We've. We've. My girl Bailey, man, she's trained. She's done like the routine deal, you know, since she was about seven months. And do we put her in her crib at 7? She's like, all right. But has that for 12 hours and doesn't wake up once, man.
Bobby Bones
It's.
Co Wetzel
It's a blessing, dude.
Bobby Bones
It's also unbelievable to me because when you have the baby, at first it's every two and a half hours because you got to feed them. You know, there's just all these things happening. And my wife said at some point, you know, she's gonna sleep for like, 10. No way. I argued with her. There's no way this baby.
Co Wetzel
Yeah, there was. It was rough there for the first. First few months. I was like, man, what have I got myself into? You know? And. No, I get it. Does it get so much better? I've got a bunch of buddies that, you know, have younger, you know, little babies and stuff, and they're like, man, does it get better? I'm like, just trust me, it does, man. So it's Been. It's been a lot of fun and. And like I said, the. Getting the sl. A lot better, too.
Bobby Bones
Do you feel a softness because you have a little girl? I guess that's a no.
Co Wetzel
No. I don't know. I mean, I still have my. My days, but, you know, it's just kind of. I know it's all over the place, man.
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Co Wetzel
I don't know where I'm at these days, man. Everything's happening and going on, but I feel like.
Bobby Bones
Because we had a little girl, like, I feel like I'm way, way softer with her than I would have been if we had a boy.
Co Wetzel
Yeah, for sure. And. And that's what, you know, me and Bailey talk about. She was like, you were. You were born to be a girl, dad. And so I don't. I guess that's a way of saying, yeah, I've gotten a little softer over the. Over the years, especially the last year. But, no, she's a. She's an angel, man. And I don't know. I can't imagine having a boy now.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I just feel like it would be different. I think it'd be like I'd push him down. Suck it up, kid. I know you're three months.
Co Wetzel
Throw some dirt on it.
Bobby Bones
Get adversity. This is what life's all about. Do you guys go to Australia? We did.
Co Wetzel
We just got back probably a month ago. We were over there for two and a half weeks, Did Melbourne, Brisbane and Sydney.
Bobby Bones
What'd you learn about that trip, man?
Co Wetzel
A lot, actually. It was. It was really cool to see, you know, people, you know, all the way on the other side of the world coming out and, you know, supporting Texas music, man, and singing our songs back to us. It was wild. You know, we did CMC last year. CMC Rocks. Big festival over there and had a great time. Yeah, getting over there, man, it's just. It's so much fun, dude. I tell everybody it's like a huge Texas. Like, everybody's just so cool. And they. They love the country. The country music genre over there is blown up so big. And so it was. It was cool just to get in there and, you know, stick our foot in the water and hopefully get to go back over there for some more shows.
Bobby Bones
When you go that far, do you give yourself a couple of days before you perform or do you land and hit the ground running?
Co Wetzel
Yeah, so last year we really did, and we kind of. We jumped into it and didn't prepare for the jet lag and all that. And We. We drank all the way there, and then we drank once we got there. We didn't really slow down any. And so, yeah, the show last year was pretty rough. So this year we were like, hey, we got to get a few extra days. And I think we had about three, which we had. You know, we rehearsed once we got over there and drank a lot of water and kind of got the jet lag out of the way before we started.
Bobby Bones
So do people mess up your name a lot if they don't know you?
Co Wetzel
Not too. Not too bad.
Bobby Bones
So Koe gets set as CO most of the time. If people don't.
Co Wetzel
Most of the time, it's that or Koe or Cole. I still have an aunt to this day that calls me Cole for some reason. And we try to. We try to be like, hey, it's. It's co. But she just said it cold for so long that it's just cold now.
Bobby Bones
So that's pretty good. I still get Bobby Jones.
Co Wetzel
Bobby Jones.
Bobby Bones
That's not even mine. I mean, I guess because my name is so stupid. So I get Bobby Jones, Bubba Jones.
Co Wetzel
Hey, he was a dog. He was.
Bobby Bones
He was great in the 50s when he played golf or whatever. Whatever age that was. Whenever you. Because you have the new record that's out today, like, what was the purpose of a new record for you with this one?
Co Wetzel
We didn't go into it thinking it was going to be an album, man.
Bobby Bones
We.
Co Wetzel
We went into it writing a couple singles, you know, to try and follow up High Road and, you know, whatever what it had done. And so we went in there, we wrote a few of them. A few turned into six or seven, then those turned into what is now the night champion, you know, and so that was what. What this album was really cool about because we didn't. I didn't go into it being like, oh, we got to make a record. It just kind of made itself. And I think that goes to. To, you know, Gabe Simon and. And Carrie K. And all the badass writers that we had on it, man. It's just these songs came really naturally and organic and they. They just kind of came out of nowhere, and before we knew it, we had a record.
Bobby Bones
How do you write a song? What's your process?
Co Wetzel
I'm a melody guy. I love having a melody. Just having an idea of kind of where I want to go with the song and what I want to talk about. But, yeah, I've always been melody first and then lyrics second.
Bobby Bones
Do you go in a room at 9am and write until 3. Traditionally, do you write on the road? Like what. Who do you write with?
Co Wetzel
I'm writing all the time, so I like, I just pull up my phone, pull out a bunch of voice notes and stuff like that and. But yeah, once, you know, once I started co writing with people and coming to Nashville a lot more, that was kind of the, the whole deal was, you know, get into a room and just see what we can come up with. And I wasn't, I wasn't used to the, you know, the, the two hour sessions or the one hour. Oh, we got to put out a song like that. Like, I was never a fan of that. So with these writers that we've put together, you know, from Ashley Gourley to Steph Jones and, and all these badasses, man, we've, we've kind of got it to where we don't try to, to put a limit on, on how long we have to write a song. We just get in there and you know, if the song makes itself for sure, but if it doesn't, you know, we don't try to force it. And that's what's really been cool about me getting in with these, these, these other writers.
Bobby Bones
You still have a restaurant or bar?
Co Wetzel
Yeah, two down in Texas.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, two now.
Co Wetzel
Yeah. Fort Worth and Houston.
Bobby Bones
Did it start with just one?
Co Wetzel
Started in Fort Worth. I think we just celebrated three years for the one and fourth, and then Houston's coming up on a year and a half maybe.
Bobby Bones
Why'd you start those?
Co Wetzel
I don't know, man. It was just, I think it was kind of one of those things, you know, I like to have a good time like other people to have a good time. And fourth just seemed like the place to do it. You know, we were always going to bars and usually getting in trouble or getting kicked out of bars. I said, hell, I just want to build one that I can't get kicked out of. And so is it more go and hang out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll go, we'll go out there and. Yeah, all my friends and everything, like we have a back room. It's not really a room, it's just like the back of the bar that we'll kind of block off and we go in there. It'll be a, any, any like big event in Fort Worth or, or wherever around there. We'll kind of make it a plan to meet up at the bar around 10 or 11.
Amy
And it's quite the investment in a place to not get kicked out.
Co Wetzel
We're cool with all the Cops around there too. Like, all the cops are really cool with us and stuff. So, yeah, I mean we, we have a good time.
Bobby Bones
Is it bar first, restaurant second?
Co Wetzel
Yeah, pretty. So like during the day it's a restaurant slash like pretty much like a sports bar kind of. And then once, once the lights go down, it's a, it's a full on honky tonk club. Whatever you want to want it, Whatever you want it to be, it can be.
Bobby Bones
I picture if I went into a Co Wetzel bar, it would be a stage with the fencing in front of so people can't throw beer bottles and
Co Wetzel
hit the chicken wire.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, the chicken wire. Like that's what I would picture a Co Wetzel bar to be like. It's so rowdy that. That's what happens.
Co Wetzel
Yeah, it's a good time and a lot of people have a lot of fun. I feel like it's. The DJs are great, play a bunch of different styles of music and we got the bottle girls and all the, all the things.
Bobby Bones
Do you dance?
Co Wetzel
No. Hell no.
Bobby Bones
At all.
Co Wetzel
I mean, I can dance. I just choose not to. I'm. I like to play music for people to dance to. I can't. I'm not the dancer.
Bobby Bones
You don't even get into it and dance on stage a little bit?
Co Wetzel
No, no, I'll let, I'll let Luke Bryan keep dancing on stage. That's, that's not my, my forte.
Bobby Bones
Why is it called the Night Champion? There is no song called the Night Champion.
Co Wetzel
No, I didn't. And you know, it's kind of. Well, I mean, Nine Lives, I think was the first record that I put out that actually had a song on it that was named after the record. But the Night Champion is kind of. It kind of goes back to kind of the closing of all the records and stuff that I've made over the last 10 years. Just kind of coming out of, you know, the party era of me and just kind of where I've been the last 10 years. And you know, I think a lot of people can tell the changes that I've made in my life over the last year or two and just coming out of it, you know, with my fist raising the air and it's kind of like I, I conquered that night.
Bobby Bones
You won night.
Co Wetzel
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Co Wetzel
And now I'm waking up at 7, you know, whenever I used to be going to bed at seven. So, yeah, just. It's a lot of that. My, my granddad, he raised hunting dogs. And the Night Champion is awarded to Dogs that, you know, win so many events throughout the night hunt and he only had one night champion dog. And I don't know, it just kind of, kind of mixed everything into to what it is and you know, the night champion.
Bobby Bones
Do you feel like you just don't go as hard as you used to? Is that age or maturity or what?
Co Wetzel
Yeah, for sure. I think it's, it's age. It's kind of all of it, man. You know, having, having a baby girl, just me getting older, you know, I don't have the urge to just go shut down bars anymore and pick fights with cops and stuff like that. So. Yeah, man, I think it's, it's kind of all of it.
Bobby Bones
You ever get in the middle of a fight and just know you're going to lose?
Co Wetzel
Yeah, absolutely.
Bobby Bones
And then what? Do you run or do you just go and you know what? I've entered a fight and for sure I'm going to lose. I might as well just ride it out. Is that what you do?
Co Wetzel
Yeah. Take the pain.
Bobby Bones
Oh, well, I don't get in fights because I know I'm going to lose. We have this machine here. This is a grip machine. You ever seen one of these? Yeah. Would you mind giving us a run, see what you can do on it? Let me see if. Let me make sure it's on. Don't hurt yourself because I hurt my back. That's how weak I am. But give it a 1, 2, 3, go. Okay, let it go.
Co Wetzel
Hands are lotioning.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So this is his first cold pull. He gets to do one more.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
130.
Amy
Oh my. And it was lotiony.
Bobby Bones
Cold and lotiony. Wow, wow, wow.
Amy
Not bad. That's actually really good.
Bobby Bones
Cold and lotiony at 130. Yeah, I got like 97. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that fight thing I was talking about? That's why I don't fight.
Amy
He didn't even like.
Bobby Bones
No, no, he didn't. He didn't.
Amy
He just was like, oh, squeeze.
Eddie
No. Grunt. Nothing.
Amy
Nothing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm a grunt now. You know what's up now?
Co Wetzel
I know.
Amy
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Get that jargons off. There you go. Here we go. Jergens, co Wetzel. And get it. There we go.
Eddie
Oh, that looked tough.
Bobby Bones
It was.
Co Wetzel
I think so.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Are you right handed, left handed?
Co Wetzel
I'm right handed.
Bobby Bones
All right, well, 1130 is. 130 is high, but I'm surprised it's less really high. Let's see what I got here today.
Co Wetzel
It's early in the morning. By the way, everyone I know, my
Amy
hand's always a little weaker in the morning.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I got. With my offhand right hand. I got 100.
Co Wetzel
Yay.
Bobby Bones
Solid with my offhand. Let me do my good hand again. Let's see if I can beat KO what do you think the odds are I can beat CO all right, here we go. All right, Co what's that say?
Co Wetzel
152.
Bobby Bones
No, it doesn't. That's a lie.
Co Wetzel
It's not 113.
Bobby Bones
113, though.
Amy
Pretty good with your offhand.
Eddie
No, that was.
Bobby Bones
That was. That was my left hand.
Co Wetzel
You left handed?
Bobby Bones
I'm left handed, yeah. You're not though, right?
Co Wetzel
No.
Bobby Bones
Do you play baseball at all?
Co Wetzel
Yeah, I played baseball like. Like my whole life, up until my senior year, high school.
Bobby Bones
Is it because you wanted to play college football so you just dedicated yourself?
Co Wetzel
I was like. I kept my. I had really bad problems with my shoulders, and so I had offers to go, like to some jucos and smaller schools like that. But I went to Tarleton State on a visit to play football. And I walked in, the guys took me out that night to the bars. We walked into city limits in Stephenville and Randy Rogers was playing up, up on the stage. And I was looking around trying to find an ugly girl, and I couldn't find one. And so I was like. They, like the next day they offered me and I was like, yeah, absolutely.
Bobby Bones
This is for me.
Co Wetzel
Yeah, for sure.
Bobby Bones
It's like.
Co Wetzel
It's like the biggest cowboy school in the world, I guess so it made. It made sense.
Bobby Bones
And you played football there? Yeah. How many years?
Co Wetzel
Just one. And then I snapped my leg and had to have surgery. And whenever I came back, like, we were playing a lot more shows and I was drinking ten times more beer. And so I was like, man, I'm out of here.
Bobby Bones
What positions did you play in high school?
Co Wetzel
I played linebacker. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Do you have a best game? 14 tackles, couple picks?
Co Wetzel
Yeah, I had. I think my highest that I had was like 23, 24 tackles. Yeah.
Eddie
Dang.
Co Wetzel
I could get after it a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Any pick sixes?
Co Wetzel
No pick sixes. I only had one interception in high school and it's my freshman year against Carthage. I'll never forget it. And I ran it back all the way to like the 1 yard line and got smoked. Came off the sideline. My nose just pouring blood. We had these white jerseys on. There's blood everywhere. It was. It was pretty dope.
Bobby Bones
Would you. Would you laugh at receivers if they tried to Crack you.
Co Wetzel
No, they didn't. They didn't try to do that too often.
Bobby Bones
Only one time.
Co Wetzel
Just one time.
Bobby Bones
Just one time.
Co Wetzel
And they didn't do that anymore. Watch film. I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing that.
Bobby Bones
Do you miss playing ball?
Co Wetzel
I. I miss it, man. Every day. Just about every. Every night before I go to bed. Like, there's always. I don't know if it helps me go to sleep or if it's just good memories, but, like, just looking through the football helmet, I guess, is kind of. I don't know why that. And standing at home plate and hitting the home run. I don't know why, but, like, it's like the last thing I see for some reason.
Amy
Oh, like when you're closing your eyes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I thought he put a helmet on to go to bed and he liked.
Amy
And I was like, what an interesting.
Bobby Bones
Like, you know what you do?
Co Wetzel
You wake up in my football cleats. I was like, with a lot of. But that's not what I want.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
The album is called the Night Champion. It is out today. The song that we're gonna play is Hurts like youe. So you wrote this with a lot of the guys you mentioned earlier. I don't know. Give me a story. Something about this song that's kind of interesting.
Co Wetzel
Before we play it, we put the song together and. And honestly, I wasn't the biggest fan of it whenever we first wrote it, just because it was more of, like, on the. I guess, like, mainstream side of things. Like, it was more of a more poppy song than I was kind of used to writing or put together. And so I didn't think too much of it whenever we first wrote it. You know, I enjoyed it. I thought it was a good song, but it. It just didn't really stick out to me. But the more I listened to it and the more the song came together, you know, going to. The making, the recording process of it and everything, man, it really started to hit me in the teeth a little more. And, man, it just. It really grew on me. It was a tune that we wrote, you know, about just kind of like a drug that you can't get away from, you know? Even though you know it's bad for you, you're still going to go after it. That was kind of. The more I kept listening to it, the more it made sense to me, the more I kept playing it, the more just kind of became a bug in my ear. And so, yeah, man, it was. It turned out to be a really cool song, I think it's one of the more upbeat, obviously radio style songs on the record. And yeah, man, it turned out pretty good.
Bobby Bones
The Night Champion World Tour. I mean, there's a lot of. Do you even come home?
Co Wetzel
No, once. Once. We start here in about next month, I guess. Yeah, I won't be home.
Bobby Bones
I mean, it's rock, rock and roll tour type, like where you don't come. You don't do Friday, Saturday and just come home. Like it doesn't look like he comes home till 2031. He's just gonna stay out. It's almost three months and all his shows are in the day. He's gonna be the day champion. That's his next goal.
Co Wetzel
That'll be the next record.
Bobby Bones
Last question. Growing up, favorite three artists,
Co Wetzel
Randy Rogers. Randy Rogers band, Nirvana, Garth Brooks.
Bobby Bones
Solid three. Yeah. Co Always appreciate you coming by, man.
Co Wetzel
Thank y' all for having me.
Bobby Bones
I hope you. The record streams like crazy and song does great. And you guys again, go check out the Night Champion World Tour. It's all on his website. And remember Cole Wetzel.
Co Wetzel
Yeah, Cole.
Bobby Bones
There he is. Co Wessel. Yeah.
Co Wetzel
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we're now done. Hope everybody has a great weekend. Anything you want to say, Amy?
Amy
If you are looking for a podcast to listen to, Feeling things with Amy and Katie.
Bobby Bones
There you go.
Amy
New episodes every Tuesday and Thursday.
Bobby Bones
Heck yeah.
Amy
So.
Bobby Bones
Heck yeah.
Amy
Heck yeah.
Bobby Bones
I have Keenan Thompson on the Bobby cast from New York. The Martin Short clip that we posted yesterday, they wanted to collab on. I hate asking people to collab on stuff.
Eddie
Who wanted to collab? Netflix.
Bobby Bones
Keenan.
Eddie
Oh, Keenan.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
Guaranteed Human.
Date: June 12, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (with Amy, Eddie, Co-host contributors)
Guest: Koe Wetzel
This episode offers a behind-the-scenes look at Bobby’s recent embarrassment over not meeting a dress code at a high-powered event, vibrant discussions about the importance of networking (especially over golf), and a candid, wide-ranging interview with country-rock artist Koe Wetzel. Koe dives into his fitness journey, why he opened a bar, and his days playing college football, giving listeners both laughs and unique insight into life on his tour and in his personal life.
[03:47–21:22]
Scenario Recap:
Bobby and Eddie were invited by company execs to attend a high-profile event featuring celebrities, execs, and key clients. Bobby struggled with the dress code, having previously been overdressed at a similar event and this time, erred on the side of casual, only to find everyone else in full suits.
"I just wasn’t dressed to what everybody else was. There’s all these pictures where everybody—even Eddie—dressed suit. Every... And I’m just like, 'giddy up clothes.' I don’t know if anybody else cared, but I definitely felt a little weird.” —Bobby [06:16]
Dress Code Anxiety:
Bobby explains his anxiety about "artist fancy" vs. "business formal" attire, how it’s different at industry events, and the pitfalls of second-guessing event instructions.
Networking Through Golf:
The group emphasizes how relationships are built during events—especially on the golf course—and why Bobby brings Eddie for his knack at small talk.
"If you play a round of golf with somebody, there is a bond that is formed…For business, that's where relationships happen.” —Eddie [18:11]
Pressure to Perform:
While Eddie enjoys these long networking days, Bobby finds them draining due to the need to always be 'on.'
“I just feel the pressure to all…those things where I have to, like, be there. I feel like I have to perform for like 14 hours at a time. I’m not really allowed to not be on.” —Bobby [20:00]
Funny Banter:
The crew jokes about Amy needing to learn golf for invites, who’s best at mingling, and the importance of being genuine with clients.
“The fact that Eddie’s so great with clients and people is the reason I take them.” —Bobby [24:25]
[12:23–16:47]
Improvised Comedy:
Despite little prep, Bobby leverages his stand-up background to break the ice in a business-room setting.
“This is not a room for comedy. I’m making fun of rich people. This is awesome.” —Bobby [15:07]
Jokes Land:
Bobby recaps three jokes he used, including one about not being confused for NFL star Brady Quinn, and poking fun at the wealth in Palm Beach.
Success with Talent:
His strategy—connecting with people via humor and shared stories (like "Dancing with the Stars")—helps with audience rapport.
[27:26–31:04]
Sitcom-Style Videos:
Bobby and Eddie recount how their head of digital, Brandon Ray, makes sitcom-inspired highlight videos of their trips (“Best Friends Take New York/Golf”).
Caddy’s Reaction:
Funny moment when a golf course caddy comments on their bromance:
“He goes, you’re actually kind of gay, but you’re not gay.” —Bobby [29:34]
(Everyone laughs at the caddy’s nonchalant confusion about their humor.)
Song of the Summer?:
They debate whether their silly videos or new singles from country acts (Parmalee and LOCASH) will be 'song of the summer.'
[31:35–37:39]
SpaceX Goes Public:
Amy shares news that Elon Musk could become the world’s first trillionaire as SpaceX launches its IPO, peppered with fun “what would a trillion dollars look like?” facts.
“If you spent $2,400 every minute around the clock, it would take 792.5 years to spend a trillion dollars.” —Amy [33:34]
Stock Market Realities:
The crew riffs on whether it’s "too late" to get in, cautioning about IPO hype and referencing Trump/insider trading risks.
"Sometimes it comes out in such a flurry, it's way higher than it settles...Unless you have insider information. But then you can also go to prison." —Bobby [35:04]
[43:45–51:57]
Taking Stepparents' Last Names:
Amy and Bobby share stories of blended families, last-name changes, and how stepparent/stepchild relationships evolve or dissolve after divorce.
Parenting Perspectives:
Bobby reflects on how having a child himself brings up unresolved emotions about his biological and stepfather.
“There’s like this new rawness in thinking about that, and my therapist had told me that too. You're going to go through stuff that you think you've gone through, but now that you have a kid, it's going to hit you in a weird way…” —Bobby [51:14]
[52:09–56:42]
Podcast Recommendation:
Bobby recommends a podcast about TGIF, recounts trivia about Full House, Dinosaurs, and sitcom crossovers (like Urkel on Step by Step).
Behind the Scenes Full House:
Details on Bob Saget replacing the original Danny Tanner, and Stephanie vs. Michelle’s breakout fame.
[57:45–75:15]
[57:48–59:16]
Bobby marvels at Koe’s transformation:
"Hey, surprise. You got abs." —Bobby
"I got abs. I know it. They came overnight..." —Koe
Koe credits cardio, discipline, and prepping for his tour.
[59:16–60:47]
"You were born to be a girl dad." —Koe quoting his partner
[61:17–62:35]
[62:39–62:56]
[63:19–68:26]
“It’s kind of like I…conquered that night.” —Koe [68:01]
[65:03–66:28]
[70:47–72:31]
[68:49–70:47]
[64:01–65:03]
[74:47–74:59]
Bobby’s Fashion Dilemma:
"I just got burned like three weeks ago showing up looking like an accountant when the other guy looked cool. So I was just going to show up looking not as accountanty, but I felt very underdressed." —Bobby [06:16]
Networking Wisdom:
"If you play a round of golf with somebody, there is a bond that is formed…For business, that's where relationships happen." —Eddie [18:11]
On Abs & Health:
"I got abs. I know it. They came overnight…layers of fat and beer and everything else that's been happening over the last 10 years." —Koe Wetzel [57:53]
On Opening His Bar:
"We were always going to bars and usually getting in trouble or getting kicked out…so I just wanted to build one I can’t get kicked out of.” —Koe Wetzel [65:21]
On Personal Change:
"It’s kind of like I, I conquered that night. And now I’m waking up at 7, you know, whenever I used to be going to bed at seven." —Koe Wetzel [68:01]
The episode is light, self-deprecating, funny, and authentic, with Bobby openly sharing his insecurities and mishaps. Conversations are candid and warm, showing off the strong camaraderie between Bobby, Amy, Eddie, and their guest, Koe Wetzel.
For listeners who missed it:
You’ll get a great sense of what it’s like inside Bobby’s world of media events, the awkward-yet-hilarious human side of industry networking, and an in-depth, personal dive with Koe Wetzel that covers everything from his abs to his attitude about family, songwriting, risk-taking, and the transition from rowdy nights to fatherhood.