FRI PT 2: Bobby On AI Country Artist With #1 Song + Lunchbox Stole From A Country Artist + We Roast Eddie For Getting Duped + Real Life "Black Mirror"?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary (Fri PT 2, Nov. 14, 2025)

Overview

This episode features the Bobby Bones Show team digging into several humorous and buzzy topics in pop culture, music, and everyday life. From debunking sensational headlines about AI country artists to addressing questionable backstage etiquette, the group offers their signature mix of roast-style banter and relatable takes. Highlights include reactions to viral AI news, Lunchbox’s cookie “heist,” Eddie’s gullibility about online hoaxes, and musings about tech, grief, and parenting.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. AI Country Artist Chart Controversy

[02:45–05:17]

• Topic: Reports claimed an AI artist had the "number one song" in country music.
• Bobby’s Take: Strongly debunks the claim, explaining that the AI song only topped the "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, not streaming or radio.

  “If I wanted to take a walkie talkie and fart through it and record it, and I had 100 people download it, I could have a top 10 song on the Billboard digital sales chart.” – Bobby (03:17)

• Context:
  • The chart is easily manipulated because so few people buy digital music now.
  • The AI artist, Breaking Rust, doesn't compete on legitimate measures of music popularity.
• Reaction: Amy and Eddie agree—while the song sounded okay, the "chart-topping" headline is misleading.

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2. Roasting Lunchbox for "Stealing" Cookies Backstage

[09:35–16:16]

• Story: At an Opry event, Lunchbox took cookies meant for artists from a headliner’s dressing room.
• Reactions:
  • Morgan: Recounts Lunchbox sneaking cookies, clarifies they were not meant for everyone.
  • Amy/Eddie/Bobby: Criticize his entitlement, likening it to childish behavior.

    “Just because it’s like driving by someone’s house where there’s no one in there using a TV—I’ll just take it!” – Bobby (12:00)

  • Lunchbox: Defends himself, insists cookies would have been thrown out otherwise.
• Debate: Is it ever okay to take things from someone else’s space at an event (“it’s a bad look for the show”)?
• Further Roast: Group jokes about setting parental consequences for Lunchbox’s ongoing antics.

  “Next time you do this… you will not [get your laptop].” – Amy/Eddie (19:21)

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3. Eddie Gets Duped by a Viral AI Prank

[25:02–27:03]

• Scenario:
  • Eddie falls for a viral Instagram account where Kevin James poses as a high school art teacher (for a movie promo).
• Group Reaction:
  • Roasts Eddie for being so easily fooled and draws parallel to older generations falling for "forwards."

    “You get got a lot—all the time.” – Bobby (26:02)

• Takeaway: Eddie’s increasing susceptibility to viral AI confusion is a recurring theme.

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4. OpenTable & The Data Privacy Debate

[33:59–35:29]

• Morgan’s Story: OpenTable rates diners and shares behavior (no-shows, cancels) with restaurants, sometimes resulting in reservations being refused.
• Group Discussion:
  • Shrugs, citing that “everything’s watching us” now; acceptance of cookies is the norm.
• Bobby’s Wry Take:
  • Accepts cookies everywhere, even if “that’s probably on me.”

    “It’s basically Lunchbox at Crumbl. I want all the freaking cookies.” – Bobby (34:49)

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5. Real-Life "Black Mirror": AI Avatars of Dead Loved Ones

[37:45–40:47]

• Tech News: A Los Angeles startup releases an app that creates a talking AI avatar of a deceased loved one, using three minutes of video data.
• Group Reaction:
  • Mixed feelings—could be a comfort for some, but “dangerous” if someone forms an unhealthy attachment.

    “I think there can be a really unhealthy bond that forms.” – Bobby (40:32)

• Amy: Points out it may aid or harm grief depending on the user's mindset.

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6. Parents with Unrealistic Pro Athlete Aspirations

[43:37–47:58]

• Stat: 1 in 6 sports parents think their kid could go pro.
• Eddie’s Observations:
  • Some parents plan college/pro futures for kids who are just “good for this town.”
  • The truly skilled kids’ parents rarely brag or dream aloud.
• Bobby: Reflects on his peak athletic experience—“I peaked right about then” (school banner).
• Scuba Steve: Claims with more support he could have gone D2 or D3, leading to comedic debate over what it really takes to play professionally (“You must be built specifically in a certain way”).

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7. Lunchbox’s “Ladies' Night” and Teasing

[59:09–63:54]

• Story: Lunchbox plans to meet three female friends from back home for drinks or lunch, refers to them repeatedly as “ladies.”
• Roast:
  • Amy, Eddie, and Bobby tease him for the phrasing—act like he’s playing up his married-guy status.

    “Why are you calling them ladies? Like, you mean some friends?” – Amy (59:24)

  • Protracted, humorous debate over what to call them and why it matters.
• Resolution: Lunchbox eventually agrees to call them “friends,” but still insists it was an innocent description.

  “If you say friends, you think, ‘oh, it’s just a bunch of dudes’.” – Lunchbox (63:29)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Bobby, on AI chart manipulation [03:17]:
  “If I wanted to take a walkie talkie and fart through it and record it, and I had 100 people download it, I could have a top 10 song on the Billboard digital sales chart.”

• Amy, on behavior representation [15:05]:
  "Sometimes it’s more so like, you’re not just being you, you’re representing the show and how you show up."

• Bobby roasting Eddie’s gullibility [26:02]:
  "You get got a lot—all the time."

• Lunchbox trying to justify taking four “free” St. Jude backpacks [20:34]: "They were giving them away for free and I took four."

• Bobby, on the AI loved ones app [40:32]: "I think there can be a really unhealthy bond that forms…"

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• AI Country Artist Chart Story – 02:45–05:17
• Lunchbox Stealing Crumbl Cookies / Etiquette Debate – 09:35–16:16
• Consequences for Lunchbox’s Behavior (and Recap of His St. Jude “Heists”) – 16:48–20:40
• Eddie Gets Roasted for Believing AI Viral Stunts – 25:02–27:03
• OpenTable, Data Privacy, and Cookie Acceptance – 33:59–35:29
• Real-Life “Black Mirror” Grief Technology – 37:45–40:47
• Parents' Sports Aspirations for Kids Discussion – 43:37–47:58
• Lunchbox’s "Ladies Night" Teased – 59:09–63:54

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Additional Fun & Miscellaneous

• Playful Jabs: The team riffs on Eddie’s gullibility, Lunchbox’s “cat burglar” habits, and the performance of draft picks.
• Highlight on Group Tone: Sarcastic, playful, sometimes “parental lecture,” as they check each other’s logic and antics.
• Sign-Off Small Talk: Group shares weekend plans, including parenting logistics, sports, and recovery from injuries.
• Pop Culture Touches: References to viral AI mishaps, Opry events, and trending tech apps.

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For Listeners:
This episode is a classic blend of The Bobby Bones Show’s earnest pop culture explanations, in-house roasts, and honest, sometimes awkward personal stories. There’s plenty here for fans and new listeners to enjoy—especially if you like your morning radio with a side of real talk and laughs.

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[Bobby]

So there's been a story out about how there's an AI artist that has the number one song in country music. And it's the dumbest story I've ever seen because it's just not true. Meaning they're like, billboard chart AI and the song's actually pretty good. It's like I walk down the road and I wear my coat, and then people come up, dude, you got a boat. It's like dark. That's not the lyrics. That's kind of what it sounds like.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

The truth is, it's very misleading because they're like, billboard chart, but it's billboard digital sales. How many people do you know that download and pay for a download? No, none. Because if you see, like, the itunes chart. The itunes chart, and people are like, I want number one on the iTunes chart. That's because they have 30 friends that bought it and it shoots it up to number one because nobody buys music. And so I dug into it a little deeper, and it's like 800 downloads. And the chart they're referring to is the download paid for 99 cent $29 chart.

[Amy]

Country Digital Song sales.

[Bobby]

That's exactly what it is. So if I wanted to take a walkie talkie and fart through it and then record it and I had 100 people download it, I could have a top 10 song on the billboard digital sales chart. So when people like AI music is number one on the. It's not. It's. It's on this little chart. But nobody buys music if it's not setting any streaming records. It's not in the streaming chart. It's not in the radio chart. It's on the people that go and buy music. And enough people. You can manipulate that chart. It's why sometimes you'll see somebody. It's like I was number one in the and billboard itunes chart. And you're like, dude, anybody can do that on any Tuesday. Because nobody buys music anymore. So that's the story.

[Eddie]

But the song's good.

[Bobby]

It ain't bad. Yeah.

[Amy]

It sounds good. The walk.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Did I kind of give it a fair representation?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

The lyrics are wrong.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. What is it? If you have a coat, you're going to buy a boat.

[Bobby]

If I were to sing it again, I don't think I'd sing it the same. Got my six shooter and I'M on a dirt road.

[Amy]

The artist is called Breaking Rust.

[Eddie]

It's a band, obviously. AI band don't know.

[Bobby]

It's only one singer. And since the other people aren't real, I don't know.

[Amy]

He's. Yeah, it's crazy. He's AI generated.

[Eddie]

So what's the story behind it? Like, who's. Did they use somebody's voice in particular to make him.

[Bobby]

No, they have programs that you can just go do this type of song, maybe use these lyrics, maybe not all the lyrics and make it sound similar to. And they can just printed out there.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby]

But I'm seeing everybody all upset about it, but not educated about it because it's not real.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Again, if we wanted to do something and just say, hey, hey, listeners, will you please go and buy this for a dollar 29. Because we want to be number one. We will be number one on that chart. So that's what's up. You saw that.

[Amy]

I did.

[Bobby]

What was your thought?

[Amy]

Well, I. I was curious what you thought, but I did notice it was digital song chart. Like, it wasn't like our chart that we do for. It's not like it's going to be on the country top 30 anytime soon.

[Bobby]

No. And it's not on a top streaming play. It's nothing.

[Amy]

Right.

[Eddie]

Did you get upset, Amy?

[Amy]

No, I didn't get upset. I didn't let it really bother me. I was just like, oh, that's interesting. And I listened to the song for a little bit. I was like, huh? And then I'm like, I definitely was curious your thoughts on it, though, because then I. I couldn't really tell the difference. It's not like I feel like, you know, Bobby's assistant. I can tell that's AI. When. When it's talking, I can tell. But this is a song like you're. I can't have sounded pretty good. I couldn't tell the difference.

[Eddie]

Well, Bobby's AI is more dependent on Internet connection.

[Bobby]

Internet connection? Yes.

[Amy]

Oh, is that what it is?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Sometimes when she. It's because she's not getting good.

[Amy]

Yeah, True, true.

[Bobby]

Not getting good. Internet connection. Eddie, did you end up taking your wife on a date? Did you guys do a date night?

[Eddie]

No, we got. It got canceled. It got canceled. We were supposed to go to a comedy show. So Monday night. There's a local comedy club here that does clean comedy on Monday nights. And they said that, like, so many people from town have just showed up. Nate Bargazi has showed up before. And so we were all excited. We bought Tickets and everything. We had to get a refund, so we're going to try to go again next Monday, but you know kids, dude, there was a pop up meeting that we had to go to and we had to cancel and we probably could have made it happen, but it was like, go to the meeting and then we'll uber from the school to the club so we can get there by eight. But it's just life, dude.

[Bobby]

All right, dude, kickoff. Kevin had to go to Beauty and the Beast last night.

[Amy]

Had to?

[Eddie]

Well, his wife wanted to go and.

[Bobby]

It was when the Patriots were playing. That's his favorite team.

[Amy]

So what did he do? Watch it on his phone like in the.

[Bobby]

You can't do that in a theater play.

[Amy]

Beauty and the Beast.

[Eddie]

What?

[Amy]

Like.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's a tea pack. Oh.

[Amy]

Oh, like an actual. Okay, that's cool.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, no, we.

[Amy]

Well, he could go to the play and then go home and finish the game.

[Bobby]

No, that's not how it works. The game's over by then.

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

What? 10 o'?

[Lunchbox]

Clock?

[Amy]

Watch it on replay.

[Bobby]

You don't do that with live sporting events.

[Amy]

Okay, well, I mean, do you know how many Patriots games she's probably had to sit through?

[Eddie]

That's what his wife.

[Bobby]

We didn't say he was wrong. We just said, oh, that's unfortunate. It's a Thursday night and they're playing on a Thursday night.

[Eddie]

I do feel stupid. Like, whenever I say, oh, I can't do that. The Cowboys are playing. Because really, if you think about it, like, they play how many games? 17 games. So it's a lot of. A lot of times that I get my way for one week when my wife wants to do something.

[Bobby]

Hey, Ramunda, would you call kickoff? Kevin in the studio. He's working from home today. Oh, dang. Got us.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Amy]

Stayed up late watching that game when he got home.

[Bobby]

Probably because he BM beat so hard last night. He's at home in his bed and his Beauty and the Beast hat.

[Eddie]

All the merch that he bought.

[Bobby]

Yeah, so he went to that last night, so we were proud of him. But we did.

[Amy]

What for?

[Bobby]

For going and not complaining about it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Just doing it.

[Amy]

Well, how do you know he didn't complain?

[Bobby]

Because he said he didn't complain.

[Amy]

Okay. Okay. Yeah, but that's a. That's a. That's just being like. That's what you should do.

[Eddie]

Why are we. That's hard when your team's playing. That's tough.

[Amy]

One night, guys.

[Bobby]

No, no, we're not arguing that I agree with you completely.

[Eddie]

Okay, but.

[Amy]

But we don't need to be proud of this.

[Bobby]

But still, to go, can we not go Friday? Can we not go Saturday? He's just like, you got it. No problem to have a great attitude. I think that's pretty good to commend someone on.

[Eddie]

That's not your good.

[Bobby]

And he's not being a hater today.

[Amy]

I'm not being a hater. I just feel like all he said.

[Bobby]

Was we commended him for it. And you're like, you shouldn't have to do that. We're like, yeah, because it's easy to not have a good attitude about something when it doesn't go your way, regardless of what it is. And the fact that he was like, yeah, Patriots playing tonight, they're having the first good season in a bunch of years. He goes, but my wife wanted to do this. So I didn't say anything. I just said, yep, absolutely, we'll go. We're like, dude, good for you. That's awesome.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It's funny because, you know, guys usually would be like, bro, what are you doing? Like, no way, man. You gotta stay and watch the game. But no, you commended him.

[Bobby]

I can't do that because Amy said I shouldn't. We shouldn't commend people for doing things.

[Amy]

That are expected to do. They're expected.

[Eddie]

It's hard. It's hard to. It's an automatic reaction when they say, like, oh, we're gonna do this. It's on Sunday at 3 o'. Clock. And you're like, no, no. The Cowboys are playing on Sunday at 3:00'.

[Bobby]

Clock.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Hey, immediate Morgan.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. What's up? You and Lunchbox went to the. The Opry for the Some work event.

[Amy]

Yeah, it was friendsgiving for the big 98.

[Bobby]

Got it. And so what happened there?

[Amy]

Oh, so we were backstage because we were doing like, a introduction of some of the artists, and when we were hanging out backstage, there were crumbl cookies in one of the dressing rooms for one of the artists. And Lunchbox went and took some of the cookies from the artist, of course.

[Bobby]

Wait, so you're saying there weren't crumble cookies in all of the rooms equally for everybody? There were crumble cookies in one specific artist's room, and he went in and just took their cookies.

[Amy]

Yeah, I think it was in the two bigger. I don't know who brought them, but they were not in every dressing room. There was like 10 different dressing rooms. They were only in two of them.

[Bobby]

And they weren't in like the. Because Opry also has an area, like, a general area where they have, like, their tea and their lemonade and their popcorn, where everybody stands around. They weren't in that area.

[Amy]

No, they were not in that area. They were in one of the very nice dressing rooms that was meant for one of the headliners.

[Bobby]

Why would you do that, Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I thought it was rude of St. Jude. They're the ones that brought the crumble cookies, and they passed them out to different dressing rooms, and they failed to give us any. And so I was like, well, that's. You didn't perform.

[Bobby]

You weren't a performer.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I was. It was our show. Like, we were doing that for St. Jude. So I thought it would have been nice of them to give us cookies. And I saw everybody else eating crumble cookie, and I'm like, well, why are we.

[Bobby]

Then why don't you ask somebody for one?

[Lunchbox]

Like, hey, well, there was no one in the dressing room, so I just went in and got them. Like, they weren't being eaten, so why not go eat them? They're just gonna get thrown in the trash.

[Bobby]

There was nobody in there. How do you know they were not gonna be eaten?

[Lunchbox]

Because there's no one in there. If there's no one in there, that means they're not being eaten.

[Amy]

But also, I don't know. I just feel like cookies or no cookies, like, I wouldn't go into a dressing room that didn't belong to me.

[Eddie]

It feels weird.

[Bobby]

It's not your dressing room. You're taking stuff out of a place that's not yours.

[Amy]

I don't know. That's the only.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, I just thought the cookies were gonna go to waste. We didn't get any. I felt like we got shafted. And I was like, hey, there's some crumble cookies.

[Bobby]

So this was at the very end of the night after everybody had gone home?

[Lunchbox]

No, I went at the very end of the night. It was, like, midnight.

[Bobby]

It was midnight mid.

[Lunchbox]

Like, mid of the. Like, halfway through the night, I guess.

[Bobby]

So maybe the headliner hadn't played yet and wasn't even in the room.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, maybe.

[Bobby]

So they hadn't even got in there to see their cookies.

[Lunchbox]

There was no one in there. There was no one eating them. And I was like, well, that's not the point.

[Bobby]

Just because it's, like, driving by someone's house where there's no one in there using a tv. I'll just take it.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's a little different. Little different. I mean, they had, like, six boxes, because I got there the same time as the St. Jude people, and they had tons of crumble cookie. And I'm like, oh, that is going to be awesome. And then I watched them distribute them to everybody but our dressing room, and it's like, oh, no.

[Bobby]

They probably distribute them to the artists that were playing. You were not an artist playing.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, but I. It was our show. Like, it was.

[Bobby]

It's also. That's not true. That's not true. Without us, there wouldn't have been no show. They would have been just fine with or without you, without me, without Amy, without Morgan. Any one of us could have not. Any one of the artists could have not shown up, and there still would have been a show.

[Lunchbox]

No, but without our station partnering with them, they wouldn't have.

[Bobby]

You don't run the station.

[Lunchbox]

You're right, I don't. But they didn't give cookies to the person that runs the station either.

[Bobby]

Exactly the point.

[Eddie]

Did he go in there with you?

[Lunchbox]

No, no. He had his own dressing room, but I didn't. He didn't have cookies. I would have gone in there, too.

[Bobby]

What about in your dressing room?

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't even have my own dressing room, but I didn't have cookies. Say that.

[Bobby]

No, I don't think. But goes there. I didn't have my own dressing room, but I didn't have cookies.

[Amy]

Tell you that much.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, like, I didn't have. It was weird. Like, I mean, I'm in there just with, like, promotions, intern, like, here, share a dressing room with them. It's like, what.

[Bobby]

Why do you need a dressing room? Were you dressing? Did you do anything more than, like, one stage announcement?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I did, like, two stage announcements, did meet and greet with some of the artists, and did a client thing where I schmooze the room talking to clients. So, yeah, I did a lot, actually.

[Bobby]

And did you need to dress for some reason?

[Lunchbox]

No, but no one else changed either. It's just a place to relax when you're in between times going on stage, going to the client thing. Because I didn't see anybody else perform a wardrobe change.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but it's also mirrors for your makeup and your hair and for other things that you're about to go do before you go out on stage.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, and so I had to check my hair before I went out.

[Bobby]

Amy, what. What are your thoughts?

[Amy]

I mean, I'm not surprised.

[Bobby]

Now, what are your real thoughts?

[Amy]

My real thoughts are I would avoid dressing rooms that don't belong to you because. Oh, well, let Me think as a parent here for a second. This reminds me of something that I was going over. Like I had a meeting with my kids. Some people that my kids are working with and they have expectations of how you behave because when you're out in public you represent that organization. So they have very firm boundaries on how you act and how you don't. And we just had a meeting about it this week and the kids understood like, okay, yeah, when I'm out and about, or like even just as our family when they're out and about, they represent our family and how do we want to show up? And, and so Lunchbox. I guess sometimes it's more so like you're not just being you, you're representing the show and how you show up. So like Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone show is now in whomever's dressing room, which, who knows, like the people playing there. What was it? Ella Langley is that one option. So like, whose dressing room? Like, that's weird. If you're snooping in your dressing room.

[Bobby]

It'S a bad look for me.

[Amy]

So I guess that I really had to think about. But I mean, I have to go in kind of parent mode because I feel like this is a childish behavior. Like behavior. Yeah, but it happens all the time. So that's why I'm like, I'm not shocked.

[Bobby]

Well, yeah, I don't think anybody's shocked, but I think it doesn't make it right because it happens more.

[Amy]

But like I expect these kinds of meetings for my kids that are teenagers cuz they're learning.

[Eddie]

Well, lunchbox, how. How's lunchbox 44? Oh, okay. Not a teenager.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I mean people were going in and out of everybody's dressing rooms. It was like, I mean, here, let's go in this dressing room and taking things. I mean, I don't know if they took things. I didn't. I'm not a. I don't.

[Bobby]

You're not a what?

[Lunchbox]

I'm wondering before you leave. I'm not the police. I'm not really worried about if they're taking things from other people's dressing rooms.

[Amy]

Who else was going into other people's dressing room?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, our boss was going in and out all the dressing rooms.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Because probably he was going to thank all the artists who were there.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, well that's going in there while people were there.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

At least I went when no one was there.

[Bobby]

No, that's not, that's not.

[Lunchbox]

At least I didn't, I didn't interrupt them. Like, you Know what I mean? I could have been a bother and be like, hey, guys, I know you're trying to relax or whatever. Can I get some of your cookies?

[Bobby]

That would be more acceptable to go in someone's dinner and say, can I have one of your cookies? Oh, I thought at least. At least it wouldn't feel dishonest, like he's a cat burglar.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I didn't feel like it was dishonest. I mean, I was open. I was walking around with the cookie in my hand. It wasn't like I was trying to hide it.

[Amy]

Oh my gosh. I just realized, like Old Dominion was there. Right? Had he said anything about them yet? When did he talk bad about Old Dominion?

[Bobby]

Yesterday.

[Amy]

Oh, gosh. Okay. So hadn't happened yet.

[Bobby]

They probably wouldn't know who he was though, to say something unless he was.

[Amy]

Like, oh, I feel like they would know who he was.

[Bobby]

He doesn't even look up when he's on his. When a guest comes in.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he didn't talk to Ari.

[Lunchbox]

All Dominion knows me.

[Eddie]

Why do you say it like that?

[Amy]

Did you say something to them?

[Lunchbox]

We talked to them. I talked to him.

[Eddie]

What are their names?

[Lunchbox]

Trevor, you got Matt. Ramsey, you got Witness. I said Trevor. And then the other guy that plays the guitar, I've seen him at the driving range. I forget his name though.

[Amy]

Do you talk to him at the driving range?

[Eddie]

That's Brad.

[Lunchbox]

Brad. That's his name. Brad. Tersey or Tersey.

[Eddie]

And you left out the basis.

[Lunchbox]

I. I don't know what a basis is, Eddie. I don't know what that. I don't know what that means.

[Bobby]

Do you know what a bass is?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I know it's something with a guitar, but I don't know which guitar that is. Like, I just know that.

[Bobby]

What do you think it is?

[Lunchbox]

Something that plays guitar that maybe is not in the front, but maybe in the back. I don't know.

[Bobby]

So the basis would be where they stand on stage. They stand in the base position.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Like the. I know that the one guy, the Brad guy, he stands to the left of Matt and then the other guy stands to the right. I think the long haired guys in the back. So I'd say basis is in the back.

[Bobby]

Basis is a deeper toned, like boom, boom, boom. Like a bass. Bass drum. Bass guitar, Bass. Bass singer sings like this. So yeah, the bass is that instrument that plays.

[Eddie]

Usually has about four strings on it instead of six.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Anyway, yeah, it's kind of. It's kind of embarrassing, huh?

[Amy]

Yeah. But you know?

[Bobby]

No, but, no, but, no, but, no.

[Amy]

No, no, no, no. Not but I'm saying. Okay, fine. This is a casual. Guys ever feel like a filler?

[Eddie]

It's on you, though, like, okay, that's.

[Amy]

My next thing was. Okay. And should we take a look at maybe harsher. How's he going to learn?

[Eddie]

Like, right.

[Amy]

Leader has to say bad.

[Bobby]

I do every time. He still does it.

[Amy]

Consequence.

[Bobby]

What's the consequence?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

Let's tell me the consequence.

[Eddie]

So, like, like parenting. You take something away.

[Bobby]

Do spank him.

[Eddie]

So maybe a little popping.

[Bobby]

No.

[Eddie]

A little popping.

[Amy]

We don't know. I don't think so. Spanking will work. But like, something. There's got to be something. Like, you're.

[Eddie]

What can you take away from him?

[Amy]

He really likes his microphone.

[Eddie]

He does love the microphone.

[Bobby]

His laptop. Imagine if he couldn't sit and just be on Facebook the whole show.

[Amy]

Facebook Messenger.

[Bobby]

That's all he does.

[Amy]

Take away Facebook.

[Bobby]

You take it away.

[Eddie]

Facebook.

[Bobby]

You have to take away the whole laptop.

[Eddie]

Take it away for one week.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And that's how they learn.

[Amy]

There you go. Lunchbox. Next time we have an event, if you. Well, do it now.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Well, you need to give him a warning.

[Bobby]

He's had 20 years of warnings.

[Eddie]

I know, I know. But, like, it feels harsh to, like, the rule wasn't set before he broke the rule.

[Bobby]

The rule of don't go in someone's space and take what's not yours.

[Eddie]

You would think that that would be understood, but it's not him.

[Bobby]

Four years old.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Amy]

It's four plus 40.

[Lunchbox]

But also, you can give me props for going.

[Eddie]

Where.

[Bobby]

Going where?

[Lunchbox]

To the event.

[Bobby]

Who cares?

[Eddie]

Like, good for you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Good job, Dude.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

St. Jude.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Whom you seem to just, like, not like, because you always, like, steal from them. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Or get drunk at their event and.

[Eddie]

Say that they're rude for not giving you cookies.

[Bobby]

And you take like, five bags meant for other people.

[Lunchbox]

It doesn't mean I don't like them. That means I go to their events and I, I, I. Hell, I like working with them. And when they offer. Stutters his way through it, I take him. Eddie's putting words in my mouth saying, I don't like St. Jude.

[Eddie]

You said that. You're like, they're being rude. It's rude as St. Jude. It's what you say.

[Lunchbox]

I, I did think it was rude, but I didn't say I don't like them. You can be rude and I can still like you.

[Eddie]

Can you steal from someone you like, I didn't steal. You stole backpacks from them.

[Lunchbox]

No, you took. Like, they were giving them away for free and I took four.

[Amy]

Oh, my. Okay, all right.

[Eddie]

Maybe just take away the laptop.

[Lunchbox]

Stealing.

[Bobby]

Take away the laptop?

[Eddie]

Yeah, take it away for a week.

[Amy]

Laughs it's okay.

[Bobby]

So.

[Eddie]

But you. So, like, you have to set it right. So, like, now, the rule is, the next time you do this, you will not.

[Bobby]

It's always something different the next time you do what? Something dishonest or that makes me look bad.

[Eddie]

That's parenting, dude. It's so. It's like whack a mole. It's so hard.

[Amy]

Well, hopefully the artist never knew he.

[Bobby]

Did it, but it doesn't matter.

[Eddie]

You telling me Brad Paisley didn't want crumble cookies?

[Bobby]

Fried Paisley?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

He was there.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he's there. He was. Oh, cool.

[Eddie]

Maybe that was his room. I don't know.

[Bobby]

I couldn't go my. I can't go anywhere. They were like, can you come? Like, surgery. Can't walk. All right, cool. They wanted me. They wanted me to come and do comedy. And I was.

[Amy]

Oh, that'd be great.

[Lunchbox]

That'd be cool.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it would be cool. Yeah.

[Amy]

You could write some jokes about your foot.

[Bobby]

I. It hurts to sit up.

[Amy]

I know. It's too late now, though.

[Bobby]

I have to go to the doctor today at one o'. Clock. Hopefully they take this thing off my foot. My foot hurts so bad today.

[Amy]

Should you be putting your other foot on top of it right now? It's making me nervous.

[Bobby]

It's cast.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

All right. Like, that doesn't really hurt.

[Amy]

Okay, so you're fine.

[Eddie]

Hey, we didn't sign your cast.

[Bobby]

I don't want you to.

[Eddie]

Come on. Can we do it real quick? No.

[Bobby]

Like, no.

[Eddie]

Be cool. It.

[Bobby]

Nah, The. The semi OCD ish person in me will didn't want it all the way covered with everything. Right. I'll need to black it out with a Sharpie once you guys are done.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby]

So no. All right, let's go around the room. Amy.

[Amy]

So a report came out talking about ultra processed foods and the link to colon cancer in people below 50. And that's like us.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And it made me think of Lunchbox and his colonoscopy and where we are with that and what he's doing, and he's in there trying to eat these highly processed cookies.

[Bobby]

Like, I'd like to say for the record, I don't know how processed crumble cookies are. I don't enjoy them. I enjoy. I enjoy them. And if they May be a sponsor, so. Thanks, Amy.

[Eddie]

If they're freshly baked, are they processed?

[Amy]

I'm pretty sure they know their cookies are ultra processed.

[Bobby]

I don't know that. So I'd like. I know nothing about. No, just stop chasing it.

[Amy]

Oh, okay, fine. I like crumble, too.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox. Have you got the colonoscopy scheduled?

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't have a colonoscopy scheduled. They haven't ever hit me back after I said reschedule. They never called me. So I don't know, I guess maybe they.

[Bobby]

So it's on them?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, they're the ones that said, we will contact you to reschedule or whatever. And I guess maybe the upsell didn't work the first time, so they moved on to someone else. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Oh, the bait and switch.

[Bobby]

How's the pain?

[Lunchbox]

Pain still there, man.

[Bobby]

And you're not doing anything about it? You just. Just chilling.

[Lunchbox]

I know. I made another appointment with a sports medicine doctor.

[Bobby]

Have you thought about doing, like, Eastern medicine?

[Lunchbox]

Like, I don't know what that means.

[Amy]

Like.

[Bobby]

Even. Even, like, acupuncture?

[Lunchbox]

No, I mean, I have no idea what acupuncture would do. I mean, they don't know it's wrong, so I can't say, hey, go acupuncture. Like, how do they know that'll solve it if they don't even know what it is?

[Bobby]

Crystals.

[Eddie]

Do.

[Bobby]

What?

[Eddie]

I hear those work.

[Bobby]

Crystals.

[Lunchbox]

They just rub crystals there. And it'll be better maybe if you.

[Amy]

Sleep with a crystal on your belly.

[Bobby]

What, in your butt? Yeah.

[Eddie]

Try getting the closer to the pain, the better.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you gotta shove it up. You gotta get one of those thin ones and shove it up there.

[Amy]

Well, I will say the article that I read, the research was among. Predominantly for women that have a high diet. High ultra processed type diet. It explains the rising bowel cancer that's happening. Like, there's a. It is. It's on the rise. Like, it's actually kind of scary and crazy. And so that's one thing that they are finding. So just be aware of that. It's not saying totally stay away from that stuff. It's just like, how much of it is in your diet?

[Eddie]

Oh, gosh, I've been on that diet my whole life.

[Amy]

What diet?

[Eddie]

The ultra processed diet.

[Amy]

Not your whole life. You did the Matthew McConaughey diet?

[Eddie]

No, no, that was like, for two weeks.

[Amy]

Yeah, but that was like.

[Bobby]

Mike, can you give me the results for that draft? Yeah, the end draft.

[Amy]

Tuna fish.

[Eddie]

And my whole life, like, my whole Childhood.

[Bobby]

What is your story?

[Eddie]

Okay, so there is a. An art teacher on Instagram who looks just like Kevin James. Have you seen this?

[Bobby]

Stop it.

[Eddie]

Have you seen.

[Bobby]

You're not.

[Eddie]

I totally fell for it. It's really Kevin James.

[Bobby]

No crap.

[Eddie]

But, dude, it's crazy because no one ever said anything about it except, like.

[Bobby]

You thought that was somebody that wasn't Kevin James.

[Eddie]

Yes. And I'm like, this guy's exactly like Kevin.

[Bobby]

Okay, tell the whole story.

[Eddie]

So his name on Instagram is. This is Matt Taylor, and he's an art teacher. And he just post. He's been posting since October. Just little stuff about art, like Q&As about art. And you just like. Everyone's like, guys, this looks just like Kevin James.

[Bobby]

He's a high school art teacher.

[Eddie]

Yeah, high school art teacher. But it turns out, and no one has admitted it yet, even the studio hasn't admitted it yet, but. Or he hasn't come out and said, that's me, but everyone's putting the pieces together, that it's him promoting a movie.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's him for a movie. It's so Kevin James.

[Eddie]

It's him. It's so him. But then you're just like, I don't know, maybe he just looks just like him and sounds just like him. Dude, it got me good. Yeah, you get got a lot all the time.

[Bobby]

You're not even, like, old enough to be getting got a lot yet.

[Eddie]

Speaking of getting got, do you know the girl that we talked about? The. The Nicole Kidman daughter? Daughter. Whatever. Daughter.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So now she's like, what? Did I cause this?

[Amy]

Oh, what she's done.

[Bobby]

She's double down.

[Amy]

The divorce.

[Bobby]

She's doubled down. That's funny.

[Amy]

Funny.

[Bobby]

Eddie also was in. He was like, have you seen Nicole K's daughter? I'm like, dude, that ain't real.

[Eddie]

I know. I fell for that one too. I'm getting better at AI, though.

[Bobby]

I think you're actually getting worse at it. I think you're getting older and getting worse at this. You think everything's real that happens.

[Eddie]

Like, I remember my dad would send me stuff. I'm like, dad, that's not real.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but the forward when forwards were a thing. Yes, but the thing is you're still supposed to be somewhat connected because of, like, our industry.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. Our job. I got young kids, and you shouldn't.

[Bobby]

Be falling for all that.

[Eddie]

But you saw Kevin James and not once did you think, No, I knew.

[Bobby]

Immediately it was Kevin James.

[Eddie]

You did?

[Bobby]

I thought, okay, this is some sort of really cool promotion they're doing for something. Didn't know what it was. Did one Google search and found out it's for a movie.

[Eddie]

Well, there were people saying, like, oh, we think it's Kevin James.

[Bobby]

I didn't even look at the comments. I just knew it was Kevin James. It was the first year. The King of Queens.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's him.

[Bobby]

The draft results. Songs that start with N. Last place, Eddie 6%.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby]

You had nothing but a G thing. Nothing on you and nowhere man.

[Eddie]

No Beatles fans out there, I guess. Okay.

[Bobby]

Last place, 6%.

[Eddie]

That's terrible.

[Bobby]

Basically, it's the will of Eddie out Ray and Eddie out Ray and Ray out Eddie and.

[Eddie]

No, I've been. I've been in for a couple of rounds.

[Bobby]

But basically.

[Eddie]

But basically, yeah.

[Bobby]

You only beat Morgan by 1%.

[Eddie]

Oh, and Morgan had poop, right?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I did. Dang, that's true. She beat you with poop with one of hers.

[Eddie]

Is terrible.

[Bobby]

Morgan had. Never going to give you up. Poop and northern lights, which. Have you guys seen the northern lights?

[Amy]

No, I've been happening other people seeing it, but I've.

[Bobby]

I've only seen tik tok of people going, look at the northern lights.

[Eddie]

Okay. Everyone I've talked to, though, is saying that. So are we getting God again?

[Amy]

No, I know it's legit.

[Eddie]

You saw them with your eyes.

[Bobby]

Now you can't think everything real is fake.

[Lunchbox]

You're going.

[Bobby]

You're getting. You're going back the other way.

[Eddie]

Now.

[Bobby]

I didn't see the green, but I saw, like, the reds. The green looks really cool. Yeah. You saw them here? Yeah. Clear night. Pretty clear.

[Eddie]

Yeah. What time of night?

[Bobby]

It was like nine.

[Eddie]

Oh, that late? I'm not looking that late.

[Bobby]

Did you drive somewhere to see them? No, I just walked outside.

[Eddie]

Huh. Okay.

[Amy]

I was like, letting my son stay up late one night to try to catch it. Nothing.

[Eddie]

Because like every. Everyone has pictures of, like, the beautiful Aurora Borealis, like, of all the colors. And I look outside like there's nothing. So I'm thinking, like, they're just photoshopping stuff from Alaska.

[Bobby]

You're like, is this Kevin James again?

[Eddie]

Craig Robinson.

[Bobby]

Third place, lunchbox night. The lights went out in Georgia. November, rain and nookie, 28%, but.

[Eddie]

But the nights that the lights went out. Didn't he say it wrong?

[Bobby]

I don't know. We do a lot of bits. Okay, number two. Number one. Amy, it's me and you.

[Amy]

Well, who's it gonna be?

[Eddie]

What are the songs?

[Amy]

I don't remember what I Picked.

[Bobby]

I have need you'd now, lady a solid. Nobody knows it but me, Tony Rich and no Scrubs tlc.

[Eddie]

Oh, you really good. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Bobby]

Amy has Neon Moon.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Well, it's pretty good.

[Bobby]

Nothing compares to, you know, it and something. She just said the word never and it turns out it was the name of a song.

[Eddie]

Never.

[Amy]

Yeah, I just said never. That's it.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Never.

[Bobby]

Never.

[Eddie]

Is Neon Moon strong enough to win the whole thing?

[Bobby]

I would think yes.

[Eddie]

That's the question here.

[Bobby]

And the answer is no. With 32%, your winner is Amy. Oh, it is Amy at number one. I was at number two. Oh, don't get cocky. You just said the word never. Literally, just the word never.

[Lunchbox]

Nothing in life is free except this.

[Bobby]

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[Eddie]

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[Amy]

You know the shade is always shadiest right here. Season six of the podcast Reasonably Shady.

[Bobby]

With Gisele Bryant and Robyn Dixon is.

[Amy]

Here dropping every Monday as two of.

[Eddie]

The founding members of the Real Housewives Potomac. We're giving you all the laughs, drama and and reality news you can handle.

[Bobby]

And you know, we don't hold back. So come be reasonable or shady with us. Each and every Monday, I was going through a walk in my neighborhood. Out of the blue, I see this huge sign next to somebody's house. Okay, the sign says, my neighbor is a Karen.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Bobby]

I died laughing. I'm like, I have to know.

[Amy]

You are lying.

[Bobby]

Humongous, y'.

[Eddie]

All. They had some time on their hands.

[Bobby]

Listen to Reasonably Shady from the Black.

[Eddie]

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[Amy]

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Eva Longoria. And I'm Maite Gomez Jejun. And on our podcast, Hungry for History, we mix two of our favorite favorite things, food and history. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells and they called these ostrakan to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracized is related to the word oyster.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Amy]

Bring back the ostracon.

[Bobby]

And because we've got a very mi.

[Lunchbox]

Casa es su casa kind of vibe.

[Bobby]

On our show, friends always stop by. Pretty much every entry into this side of the planet was through the El Golf of Mexico. No, the America.

[Lunchbox]

No, the America.

[Bobby]

El golfo de Mexico. Continual forever and ever.

[Amy]

It blows me away how progressive Mexico.

[Eddie]

Was in this moment.

[Amy]

They had land reform, they had labor rights, they had education rights. Mustard seeds were so valuable to the ancient Egyptians that they used to place them in their tombs for the afterlife. Listen to Hungry for History as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Eddie]

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way. Can we get a Thanksgiving first? I'm hungry.

[Amy]

Hey, y'. All. It's Kadeen and Deval, the hosts of Ellis Ever after podcast.

[Eddie]

This holiday season, whether you're cooking for the family out buying gifts for the.

[Amy]

Kids, or crowded in holiday traffic, tune out the noise and tune in to Ellis Ever After.

[Eddie]

On Ellis Ever after, we get real with our crew about family. If you feeling like you feeling, that's probably because you a good parent.

[Amy]

Friendship.

[Eddie]

Be careful what you put in your body. Move your body and love it the.

[Bobby]

Way you love them cars, that house.

[Eddie]

Them clothes, them shoes, them brunches. Love yourself them brunches. Love and marriage.

[Amy]

You know what's become attractive to me? And it's because I've seen self corrected and I guess I detoxified myself. Accountability, like, it has become so attractive to me and everything else in between. I've told my most embarrassing moment on this podcast before, which was me taking a in a Ziploc bag.

[Eddie]

So listen to Ellis Ever after on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby]

Okay, Morgan, your story. Okay.

[Amy]

So does anybody use OpenTable for.

[Bobby]

I do. A lot reservations.

[Amy]

Yeah. So it's spying on you if you are late canceling. If you sign up for something and don't show up, if you have different, like, things that you do while at a restaurant. OpenTable is giving all that information to restaurants. Like, Like a. Like a rate, like a. Like if you try to book somewhere, they're like, oh, they have a low rating. We're not gonna let them book.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And so the res.

[Amy]

Like the restaurants will then turn around and cancel on people because you have, like, this bad data that's showing up from OpenTable.

[Bobby]

I guess I'm not surprised. I feel we're being, quote, spied on by everything. With technology, they're taking all of our information. If there's a cookie, I'm accepting it, and that's probably on me.

[Eddie]

Oh, the cookie. Gotcha.

[Bobby]

Got you.

[Amy]

I accept all the cookies.

[Bobby]

I accept every cookie. All the cookies. Really? It's basically lunchbox at crumbl. I want all the freaking cookies.

[Eddie]

Why don't you just pick the ones that required cookies?

[Bobby]

Well, I don't go in, but if they're like, accept to go onto the page. I don't even know if I want to be on the page, but I'll accept.

[Eddie]

Why not take it all?

[Bobby]

I accept all cookies.

[Amy]

So do I.

[Bobby]

So, yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, on the flip side of this, though, too, it is recognizing everything that's your favorite. So sometimes when you show up, it may seem like they, like, just really know you, but instead they got your data. So they know that you like red wine or you like to always have dessert or stuff like that.

[Bobby]

That's what people say who try to justify big brother watching us.

[Eddie]

No, no.

[Bobby]

But also, they're protecting you.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Also. So, okay, Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Tom Brady owns a card shop in New York. I guess he bought 50% of the store back in February or something like that. Well, they got robbed for $10,000 worth of cards, Pokemon cards and sports cards. Some guy walked in and said, oh, I want to buy all these cards. And so it was like $10,000. And he did a credit card, and it didn't go through, but he was like, look, I got the receipt in my email. And the cashier's like, oh, I guess you did okay. Walked out of the store with $10,000 worth of cards.

[Bobby]

What? He got that with just a fake receipt in his email. Did you show him, like, he got the receipt because the purchase went through even though they didn't show in the store.

[Lunchbox]

Right. It didn't go through on the cash register, but he had already. So I guess it was a fake credit card or not. You know what I mean? And he had already planned to show the receipt because he pulled it up on his phone. The guy's like, oh, turns out, nope, fake $10,000 car. It's gone.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Okay, theft. But it also sounds like you need to train your employees better. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You need to double check on a purchase that big.

[Bobby]

Yeah. If somebody comes in and there's anything wrong, I would call Somebody in for.

[Amy]

Help or is it like, on a purchase that big, you're like, oh, VIP client, and you take care of them. Look at.

[Bobby]

Unless you know them. No, I would think I was being scammed. Or if something was broken, I wouldn't want to give that up without my supervisor or me calling somebody going, hey, this happened. I just want to make sure this is normal. So, yeah, it sounded at first like you went in with a gun or in the middle of the night and basically stole crumble cookies, but he didn't.

[Eddie]

Cards that valuable, though? Like, easier to track.

[Bobby]

No, you can't drag them.

[Eddie]

You can't. Like, aren't they, like, so rare that.

[Bobby]

You would know where lunchbox were? They unopened packages.

[Lunchbox]

It just says cards, Pokemon cards and sports cards. It doesn't say. I think they were individual. Like cards.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Unless they're numbered specifically 2 of 13 in their document. It's still really hard to. Really hard to track them because he could actually sell it to somebody. They could sell it to somebody on ebay or whatever. And then all of a sudden somebody finds it and he goes, that's my card. He's like, no, I bought this from that person. And you go back five. You don't even know who stole it. So. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby]

There's an app that lets you talk to AI versions of your deceased loved ones.

[Amy]

Huh.

[Bobby]

An AI company in LA just released an app that lets you communicate with your loved ones after they die. They claim three minutes of video is enough to build a real realistic avatar and you can't communicate with them forever. The AI startup called the number two wai, so it's two way, but spelled two wai, just launched an app that lets you communicate with friends and relatives after they die. So it's not actually possible to talk to them for real, but they can take information about them, a visual of them, and make a version of them.

[Amy]

I think for some people, this could be really cool, and for others, it can end up being really unhealthy.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I think it just depends on how you're managing your grief.

[Bobby]

I think it depends on if you think it's real or not.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And if you form an actual bond or relationship with it, not use it as, like a nostalgic novelty, because I think that second version, that can be kind of cool. Can be. I don't think it's for me, but I could understand where people could get some fulfillment out of that. It's kind of fun as long as you know it's not real and you're not building a bond or there's a need to continue on with it. They made an ad where a pregnant lady facetimes her dead mom and tells her the baby's kicking. Then it skips ahead to the kid at 10 months, 30 years old, and then he's talking to the grandma. It's a whole thing.

[Amy]

The kid.

[Bobby]

The video looks cool.

[Eddie]

Okay, so the kid is unborn. Okay. Like real time. Where's the kid? How? The kid's in the womb.

[Amy]

This is just commercial.

[Bobby]

It's a commercial. So who knows if the kid's real? But the point is, let's say there's a pregnant lady, her mom's dead.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

So it's her talking to the dead mom, and then it's smash cut. The kid's at 10 months old, and the mom's like, hey, look, the kid's older. He's 10 now. Smash cut. 10 years old.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Bobby]

Smash cut. 30 years old.

[Amy]

Well, so wait, now the. Now your kid's talking to the AI?

[Bobby]

Well, everybody's older. And yes, they're just showing.

[Eddie]

And they just keep updating Mom.

[Bobby]

And she's older. She's. She's like a grandma now.

[Eddie]

I mean, at what point is she, like, really, really, does she die again?

[Bobby]

They have to kill the avatar again.

[Eddie]

I mean, 200.

[Bobby]

So you gotta build a new avatar. They claim they can make a realistic avatar of anyone. You just have to record them talking for at least three minutes or have videos of them up to three minutes and pictures again. I think it's novel and kind of cool for some people, but. Yeah, I think there can be a really unhealthy bond that forms. Like if.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And I think you need to be out of a certain. A certain phase of grief stage.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Like, moved on a little bit. Yeah.

[Bobby]

That's why.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, you're not allowed to create your. Your loved one until you've reached, you.

[Bobby]

Know, 18 months after death or something.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So when it comes to how they look, women should stop sweating the small stuff from Cosmo because we all loved a good article from Cosmo, don't we?

[Eddie]

Yeah, read it all the time.

[Amy]

It's Bobby's fave.

[Bobby]

Research found that guys overwhelmingly just don't notice the little things about a woman. And a recent study, researchers found that women use both sides of their brain to perceive beauty, while men only use the right side. As a result, women pay attention to small details like acne, small acne, little things. And men view the overall effect, which is just general prettiness. And they don't notice a lot of the flaws that women hyper focus on. So they say, don't worry about the perfect anything, because guys aren't. Unless you're doing it for yourself or other women.

[Amy]

Right. Which I feel like is a lot of times, really. I think so. I think women. Well, I found to be true to myself, like, women keeping up with women. Like, oh, you're doing that. Oh, you got that? Oh, I want to try that. Oh, you're doing that. Oh, well, if she's doing that. And I'm not saying that.

[Eddie]

That that's.

[Amy]

That's healthy, but that's. I feel like with a lot of things, whether it's. Yeah. Any looks or clothes or, you know, because, yeah, guys aren't noticing certain things, but you kind of do it for your other girlfriends. Like, they would notice. But I think we think y' all notice stuff like. Yeah, acne. Or another one that comes to mind would be, like, cellulite or like, things that we think, especially in the last 25 years because of Photoshop and airbrushing that, like, aren't supposed to or don't exist when literally they exist on almost everybody. But y' all don't.

[Eddie]

I've heard we notice cellulite.

[Bobby]

I think not really.

[Amy]

Not as much as women think.

[Bobby]

Not really.

[Amy]

You do. And also, it's very normal.

[Bobby]

Dang. He said that like. Like.

[Eddie]

No, I'm trying to be. I'm trying to be a little weird. I'm trying to be real with you. Like, acne. Look past that. Everyone has acne.

[Amy]

You can't look past.

[Eddie]

So you see. When do you see cellulite at the pool? Like, so you're.

[Amy]

I see it on me every day.

[Eddie]

No, no. A guy.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

When does a guy see shorts?

[Amy]

If a girl has shorts on?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't notice that. But, like, if someone's in a. Like a bikini and you're looking like, oh, see the cellulite?

[Bobby]

But I think the point would be a small amount. You may not notice where they're noticing it. Even in a bikini.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby]

Where. If it's like. If it's a lot of cellulite, do you notice it? Yeah, but if there's. If it's a lot of thing with.

[Amy]

A lot of acne. Like, there's. There's acne and then there's.

[Eddie]

Yeah, because, like, I don't notice.

[Bobby]

You just went hard at cellulite for some reason, didn't he? It's like, he's like, cellulite.

[Eddie]

No, I just said we Notice it.

[Amy]

Bobby Separated from that real quick.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I was like, hey, bud, you left me higher.

[Bobby]

Ain't it on that one?

[Eddie]

But like, you know, my wife will. I cut her hair. And she was like, you haven't noticed? I'm like, dang it. I just, I don't notice those things.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you should, though.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby]

I. Kids, athletes or kid athletes. Excuse me, Aren't the only ones who can be delusional. One in six parents of kids who play sports also believe their kid can be a pro athlete.

[Eddie]

For real? For real. That's such a true statement.

[Bobby]

So it's not just you being proud and going, my kid's the best. You. You have these grandiose visions of your kid playing college or pro.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Amy]

But you find that to be true of other parents.

[Eddie]

I've seen it. I've seen it. And they even say stuff like that.

[Bobby]

But their kid does not have that skill.

[Eddie]

The kid has the skill, but, I mean, you talk like pros. No, I don't. I don't see any kid right now that has the skill to play in the pros. Yeah, but I've heard the parents talk about, like, yeah, man. I mean, go set them up. We want to do Division one for sure so we can get them in a Division 1 school and then we can start looking at draft stuff. And you're like, are they really talking about that? Like, their kids good, but they're good for this. There's, you know, 12 years old. And so, yeah, that leads me to believe that they believe that.

[Bobby]

And I think a parent, maybe not a parent, I think you can tell a 12 year old is good enough to possibly have a collegiate career, especially if they haven't grown yet.

[Eddie]

And so much can happen. They could burn out.

[Bobby]

Yeah, all that can happen. But they can happen. That can happen to people in piano, too.

[Eddie]

The ones that have the visual potential of like, oh, I can definitely see them playing for a big college. Their parents don't talk like that. Maybe because they know. I think it's the ones that are. That they need to push their kid more and more so they can get to that level. Believe in their head that they need to believe that so they can keep pushing them. Maybe. But the ones that are really good, their parents don't say anything about how good their kids are or what they're trying to do with their kids. And I, I don't. Like, I have one of my boys says, like, he'll probably play in the.

[Bobby]

NBA, but you don't think he is no.

[Eddie]

And it's like, I don't want to burst his bubble, but, like, realistically.

[Bobby]

If Scuba Steve would have just had the right opportunities and resources.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And a support from a father that didn't exist. Yeah. There you are, Eddie, talking about this. And you're there for him. You're a father that could support him.

[Bobby]

In and, you know, make this dream happen.

[Eddie]

But you're over here talking crap like he ain't gonna do it. No, it's realistic, like Scuba Steve.

[Bobby]

But sometimes realistic is.

[Eddie]

Sometimes you need to give the hope to somebody because sometimes hope could turn into reality. You know what I told him? I said, if. The only reason I say it's going to be very hard for you to make it in the NBA is because you're not outside playing basketball right now. We're just. You never do. Like, I have to take you to the gym to play basketball.

[Amy]

So he's got to be playing.

[Eddie]

So what makes you think you're going to have the love to. And the drive to play in the NBA if, like, I have to take you to the gym to go play basketball, you should be out there playing right now.

[Bobby]

Well, that's. You just you. Okay, that's understandable.

[Eddie]

So you're motivating him. Does it motivate him to want to play more then? No, he's just like, I'm good enough. Well, then that's different then. Maybe that's just. He's not mature enough to understand it yet.

[Bobby]

I think if Scuba Steve had every resource possible based on his athleticism, he could have possibly played Division 2 basketball. That's every resource.

[Lunchbox]

Every.

[Eddie]

That's way.

[Bobby]

Laughing like, possibly like, give me an.

[Amy]

Example of a D2 school, maybe even D3.

[Eddie]

You don't know it.

[Bobby]

Maybe even D3 where they don't give scholarships. But it's. But it's still hard. No, that's a junior college, so. But he does not have. Because to be an NBA player, you have to have a lot of things. You have to physically have gifts. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You gotta be tall fast.

[Bobby]

You don't have. You have to be pretty tall. Yeah, but the taller you are, short.

[Eddie]

And be in the NBA.

[Bobby]

You have to be. But Scuba doesn't have those physical qualities regardless. But you could have made it to a level where you capped out at D3, but there's no chance. That's like me saying I could have played in the. In the pro. In Major League Baseball. There's no chance. Somebody sent a picture last night. They were at my high school for some reason. I'm on a big banner for my.

[Eddie]

High school baseball out in the field.

[Bobby]

Like your face in the basketball gym?

[Eddie]

No. Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby]

They hang banners like championship teams. And they were like, is this you? I hadn't seen that banner forever. And I was like, yeah.

[Eddie]

What does the banner say?

[Bobby]

We were like conference champions, whatever it was. But I forgot there was a banner in the. In the gym.

[Eddie]

That's cool, man.

[Bobby]

And somebody was there, I guess their kid was playing, and they said, is this you up on the banner? And I reposted. I said, yeah. I peaked right about then.

[Eddie]

That was it.

[Bobby]

That was it. That's where I peaked. Scoot. But you don't really think you could have played the NBA?

[Eddie]

No, I really did because I opposite of your son, Eddie. I was out there every day in the backyard, playing all the time. I was consistent. I loved it, and I felt like there could have been a future there.

[Bobby]

But don't you think there are a lot of NBA players that grew up with absolutely no support system as well? I mean, I know, as a matter of fact, there are.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. But they were stronger than I was, and they didn't let it get.

[Bobby]

No, they were bigger, faster and stronger than you were.

[Eddie]

I mean, not all of them. I mean, Mugsy Bogues, he's 5 foot 3. Spud Webb, he's 5 foot 3, one of the two.

[Bobby]

Still. Still faster than you. And I would bet stronger than you. Just not taller than you.

[Eddie]

Even like Mac McClung, who, like, is in the NBA, but he's not like that big of a deal. He was short, but he worked at it. And became a dunker because he worked at it.

[Bobby]

But you say short. I bet you Matt McClung, 6:1, you have to look that up.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, he's done us, but short to the NBA.

[Bobby]

Six two, say six two. Yeah, yeah, but. But you're not six two. What are you, five, ten, huh?

[Eddie]

No, I'm six foot with shoes on. Six' one.

[Bobby]

Okay. It doesn't matter. There's no. You must be built specifically in a certain way to be a professional and then also have every quality of working hard, eye of the tiger, get lucky not to get injured.

[Eddie]

And if you don't have those natural gifts, you must be superb. You must be elite.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but even those elite have the natural gifts. They just don't have the build. They're just not as natural as the others.

[Eddie]

And the build that you've seen, you've seen me as a father with kids like, not going to the gym for several years.

[Bobby]

I can't do that. You don't see that 10 years ago. Can't do this.

[Eddie]

Like, worn down Foster. Yeah, did you see I'm worn down? I have a male pattern baldness.

[Lunchbox]

I have a gut.

[Eddie]

I don't work out. You're not seeing me 10, 15 years ago at my peak physical fitness.

[Bobby]

Mm. Johnny Bananas is coming to Nashville.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox.

[Bobby]

You know that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I do. And, I mean, I don't know what we're waiting on. He needs to be in the studio.

[Bobby]

Well, why don't you book them? Do a little something for yourself. Do something for sore losers.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

You so surprised.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, I thought you'd want him on here, man. He's a big deal.

[Bobby]

If he's your guy, book him for your thing. Just call and be like, hey, I'd love for you to. Come on, Sore Losers.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. All right. If you don't. I mean, how do you do that?

[Bobby]

You DM them. I thought that was Lunchbox is what's funny. I literally thought that was Lunchbox. What?

[Eddie]

Scuba, are you. I mean, Lunchbox. Are you saying you are. You were worried about offending Bobby by booking him on Sore Losers?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Oh, when have I ever been offended in the history of me being offended at you booking somebody for your show?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. Yeah, I. I don't know. I. I just. Yeah, I always thought we were supposed to book here first.

[Bobby]

Never once has anyone said that in the history of our show.

[Eddie]

That's not your motto.

[Bobby]

Never. Never once. So.

[Lunchbox]

Well, then, all right.

[Bobby]

Would you.

[Eddie]

Would you get your feelings hurt if Lunchbox booked Johnny Bananas and found out he was on Sore Losers and not on here?

[Bobby]

I wouldn't get my feelings hurt if Lunchbox booked Jesus on his show. Cause I'd be like, great job, dude. You got Jesus on your show.

[Eddie]

I'd be like, dude, you didn't tell me Jesus was in the studio.

[Bobby]

Well, you'd probably want to go watch in the window.

[Eddie]

Like, what?

[Bobby]

But no, there's no. Book whoever you want. It's your own show. Like, do your thing. But I don't know enough. I'm sure he's a great guy, successful guy. I don't know enough about him. Like, I wouldn't.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you'd want to learn about him. It would be fascinating. It'd be a great.

[Bobby]

Then you should have them.

[Lunchbox]

Great cross promotion.

[Bobby]

You should have them just reach out to him. Don't have Scuba reach out, because Scuba doesn't book sore losers. But Reach out to him on dm. Be like, hey, would you like to come on the podcast?

[Lunchbox]

All right, I'm on it.

[Bobby]

Morgan, do you know Brad Paisley?

[Amy]

No. I mean, I've had a few interactions with him over the years, but not on a super personal level.

[Bobby]

I only asked because Eddie was asking me if he knew Brad Paisley.

[Eddie]

It seemed like she was, like, really good friends with him.

[Bobby]

What happened?

[Eddie]

Well, there was a post. That was a post from the St. Jude night. And, like, they introduced Morgan. Don't get mad at me. Don't get mad at me. Her and a group of, like, I think Lunchbox, and some of the hosts from the other shows. They introduced Brad Paisley when they came off stage. Morgan goes up to Brad and gives him a huge hug. No one else did, but Morgan was like, oh, Brad, give him a huge hug. And I saw that, and I was like, wow. I guess they're really good friends. I didn't know that. No.

[Amy]

So I had shook his hand, like, originally, but he was kind of going for the hug, so I didn't want to leave him hanging. It felt weird. So I was like, I'll just go for the hug. And then I just kept moving because.

[Eddie]

I saw, like, everyone else, like, just, like, fist bump, like, lunchbox fist bump and a couple other people's handshakes.

[Amy]

I don't know. Listen, when I first walked up to him, he had, like, his arms open, like he was ready for a hug. So I don't. You know, it's, like, awkward if you leave somebody hanging. So I just made sure to not leave them hanging.

[Eddie]

Okay. Okay. I just didn't know if they were really good friends or not.

[Lunchbox]

Did you see him? You felt like.

[Eddie]

It looked weird. Yeah. Yeah. It's on the big98 Instagram.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Amy]

Because I don't know.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Just. I thought they were, like, really good friends. I'm like, I didn't know that from that hug.

[Bobby]

Big one.

[Eddie]

Big one. Like, Brad, Morgan. Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

How you been?

[Eddie]

How's the boyfriend? How's Kimberly?

[Amy]

No, no, I genuinely just, like, felt. I felt like he was going for a hug, and I didn't want to be awkward, you know? I mean, Lunchbox went viral for ignoring Bailey Zimmerman, so I was making sure I paid attention to what was happening.

[Bobby]

Got it.

[Eddie]

I've got it.

[Bobby]

Bailey walks up, and Lunchbox just keeps ignoring him.

[Eddie]

Dude totally ignored him.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no.

[Bobby]

I forgot about that.

[Lunchbox]

I was looking for LL Cool J at that point, man. I was waiting for LL Cool J, and Bailey popped in, and I was Looking over my right shoulder. He came over my left shoulder. So I didn't even see Bailey till I watched it back, and I was like, whoops. Well, and I see Bailey all the time here, so it's like LL Cool J kind of all the time.

[Bobby]

He comes in, like, twice a year.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's what I mean. I see him more than I see LL Cool Jay.

[Amy]

Oh, okay. Brad definitely goes for the hug. She's the only one that hugged him.

[Lunchbox]

But he was only one.

[Bobby]

Is it weird? I didn't even see.

[Eddie]

Look at it. Look at it.

[Amy]

And then Morgan commented on the post, love a good stage hug.

[Bobby]

Let me see, let me see, let me see. Can you turn your screen? Yep.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Am I gonna think this is funny?

[Amy]

He's walking on stage. So they've done the stage announcement.

[Bobby]

He plays.

[Amy]

But the video's gonna start over, so it's right here. They've done the stage announcement. They're walking off. Brad's walking on. Okay, Morgan, hug everybody else.

[Bobby]

What the heck?

[Amy]

Shakes hands. I shook his hand at first, and then it was like he was going for a hug. So I felt weird, and I was like, I'll just.

[Bobby]

I don't know who was weird there, but that was weird when it weird.

[Eddie]

It caught my eye.

[Amy]

Okay, here's one more time.

[Bobby]

Okay, they're walking.

[Amy]

I'm looking for the handshake.

[Bobby]

Handshake hug.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

It's like you guys were both confused, so you just went for the hug.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know, but.

[Eddie]

But the funny thing is, Morgan, no one else did. Like, there were four other people.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Eddie]

And no one else.

[Bobby]

Show me one more time.

[Amy]

But it was also.

[Bobby]

I can't see Morgan's arms enough to know. Yeah, Morgan feels like she's trapped. Justice for Morgan.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I kind of got justice for.

[Bobby]

Morgan because I think she was going in for the fist.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't know if his arm is out.

[Bobby]

No, he's for sure in the middle. Adapts. And I think his. He dapped out to the. To the wide too much to somebody else. So his arm was out, and he's like, well, I guess I'll just hug this one.

[Amy]

He does something a little different. It's like he hugged Morgan, Shakes Lunchbox's hand, sort of daps Brooke, and then maybe that's tay after and kind of pats Tay on the shoulder. It's like everybody gets a little bit awkward.

[Bobby]

They all get a little taste.

[Eddie]

A little different taste. Lunchbox, did you feel like going in for the hug, too?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no. I didn't feel like going in for the hug. I just was gonna walk off the stage and let him do his thing, but he kind of started coming towards us, like, I better give him a little dap.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And I was in the front of all that, so maybe that's why I, like, got the initial.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that looks weird. I don't think that's Morgan's fault, though. What are you doing this weekend?

[Amy]

Ooh. Good question.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Amy]

Oh. Stevenson has a race tomorrow, so that for sure. Which one? We could just sign him up for. It's not, like, part of his school, but it's at a school, like, near.

[Eddie]

Our house, so that's when it's serious.

[Amy]

Yeah. So. But it's on a track, so he's got to run eight laps, so it's two miles on a track, so we'll be doing that tomorrow. He goes back to his. I'll get him from school today and then drop him off at his dad's, so he'll go. He normally rides the bus back to his dad, so it's not, like, an awkward transition. But then this morning or last night, when he was trying to get all this stuff together, he was like, I just feel really unprepared. And he had tutoring last night and all the things, so he's like, can I come back here after school and gather my things? Which we try to keep it to where he's got stuff at my house, stuff at his. He shouldn't have to carry back and forth. But he has, like, just some favorites that he won't.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Even if we're like, okay, we'll get you one for there when we're here. But somehow, I don't know if it's a control thing or what. But I was like, okay, fine, Just come home after school, and then I'll. I'll take you over there. So that's really. The track meets the only, like, have to have to. And then a baby shower on Sunday.

[Bobby]

I'm supposed to play the Opry tonight. Eddie and I are.

[Eddie]

We will.

[Bobby]

I'm sure, but I have to go and try to get this boot taken off my foot, this cast, and have physical therapy right after, if I clear.

[Eddie]

Oh, and if you don't.

[Amy]

But no matter what, you're still.

[Bobby]

If I don't clearly just kill me.

[Eddie]

Oh, my. Just end it.

[Bobby]

That's what I've asked.

[Eddie]

Just take a doc.

[Amy]

What percentage do you think, like, you'll get it off?

[Bobby]

65.

[Amy]

Oh, that's high.

[Eddie]

That's good.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Optimist.

[Amy]

Yeah. So you could be. It's likely you're showing up at the Opry tonight with a boot.

[Bobby]

That would be awesome. That I get a walking boot.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I'm tired of having to, like, use the.

[Amy]

The scooter.

[Bobby]

The peg leg. I use the peg leg more than anything.

[Amy]

That's what I. Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Bobby]

The peg leg the most. The scooter, second. Because I ride it in the house and crutches the devil.

[Eddie]

You gonna bell bottom it so you can fit the. The pants over the boot?

[Bobby]

I think. A boot you put over the pants. Yeah, because the boot comes off. And on this, I have to put. I wear shorts all the time. Or I had some, like, aloe pants I had to, like, stretch over the cast. But if it's a boot, I can put the boot on over the pants, and I don't have to sleep in the boot, I don't think. Which would be nice. So I'm gonna do that. Arkansas plays tomorrow, but who cares? We suck. It's like taking Joy out of my freaking zone.

[Amy]

So you're not gonna watch?

[Bobby]

No, I'll watch.

[Eddie]

Who they playing?

[Bobby]

Lsu. And LSU sucks, too.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Eddie Opry with you tonight, and then. Oh, I'm going to Kentucky tomorrow for a basketball tournament. It's the furthest we've ever gone for a basketball tournament. Luckily, it's only one day. It's not like one of those sleepover ones where you get a hotel and the whole team stays in a hotel. Like, I'm not about that life.

[Bobby]

Close enough to drive and drive back.

[Eddie]

Hour, hour, and ten minutes, I think.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I'm supposed to be meeting up with some ladies from back home. They're in town, so go get a drink or something. I don't know exactly what they want to do, but.

[Eddie]

So stupid.

[Amy]

Is your wife gonna go? Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

No. My wife doesn't know these ladies.

[Amy]

Why are you calling them ladies? Like, you're. You mean some friends?

[Bobby]

Why do you say it's so dumb, Eddie?

[Eddie]

Because he acts like he's not married. Like, I got some ladies coming down.

[Lunchbox]

Like, no, I didn't say. I said some ladies from back home.

[Eddie]

Yes. What do you. What are you all gonna do?

[Lunchbox]

I just said go get a drink or something. I don't know. Go get lunch or drink. I don't know. They said grab a cocktail.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And, like, what does your wife say when you say that? Like, I got some ladies coming in from out of town?

[Bobby]

He doesn't say. It like that. I guarantee you that's exactly right.

[Lunchbox]

Literally, I said some ladies are coming from out from.

[Amy]

You don't say some ladies.

[Bobby]

Don't say that.

[Amy]

Lunchbox. Come on, be for real.

[Lunchbox]

You say, dude, that's what I said. That's what they are. They are ladies from Austin.

[Amy]

Yes, from ladies. Okay.

[Eddie]

And we're just gonna get some drinks, catch up, you know, see what happens. You know one thing we say, let's.

[Lunchbox]

See what happen happens.

[Bobby]

Go where the night takes us.

[Lunchbox]

You guys are so weird that you.

[Bobby]

We're not weird. That's what you're insinuating by going, just got some ladies coming up.

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't say just got. I said there's some ladies in town I'm going to go get a drink with.

[Bobby]

Some old friends are here that you're going to see and catch up with.

[Eddie]

Did you invite your wife or did you just say like, I'll be back.

[Bobby]

Later, you can't come. It's ladies you don't know.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't invite my wife cuz I'm not going to pay for a babysitter to go. For us to go have a one drink.

[Bobby]

I thought it was lunch.

[Lunchbox]

I said or lunch. They said or lunch. And I don't know, but I would prefer a cocktail so that I don't have to deal with bedtime.

[Bobby]

What?

[Amy]

Hold on. So now it's at lunchtime or it's.

[Bobby]

It's lunchtime or 9:00pm well, no, his.

[Amy]

Kids probably go to bed before 9, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

What time do you think?

[Lunchbox]

7:30.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Oh my God.

[Bobby]

Okay. 7:30, it's lunchtime or dinner time.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but these ladies don't. They don't know my wife. They're. They want to see me. They don't. I mean, are they married? No.

[Eddie]

Oh, they're. They're all. They're both there too. How many? How many ladies?

[Lunchbox]

I think there's three.

[Bobby]

I think.

[Eddie]

Oh my.

[Bobby]

I think there's three. Any of them you've hooked up with in the past?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

Yet.

[Amy]

No, he's not.

[Bobby]

No, but you're acting like he's not presenting it like.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not presenting it like that.

[Eddie]

Yes, you are.

[Bobby]

Yes, you are. You are. Got some ladies coming in. Go get a cocktail.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my gosh.

[Bobby]

Because the thing would be like, oh, ask some friends coming. I haven't seen in a while.

[Eddie]

Yeah, old friends.

[Amy]

A way to avoid all of this is just say I have some friends he doesn't want.

[Bobby]

He doesn't want that. He loves it.

[Lunchbox]

No, I literally Said there's some ladies coming from back home. Like, I mean, I. I don't. You guys took it how you want to know?

[Bobby]

We took it how you wanted us to take it.

[Eddie]

Have you told your wife that they're single? Like, three single ladies are coming.

[Bobby]

I just.

[Lunchbox]

No. I didn't even tell her details. She didn't ask me if they're married.

[Bobby]

She thinks they have penis.

[Lunchbox]

What difference does it make if they're single or they're married? It doesn't matter. Well, like, my wife.

[Eddie]

That's your preference.

[Lunchbox]

My wife doesn't care either way. Like, did you tell them that they're single? Who cares if they're single?

[Eddie]

It's just weird. Like, my wife would be like, what.

[Bobby]

What do you. What are you doing?

[Eddie]

And I'm gonna go have friends with some. I'm gonna go have drinks with some ladies that I knew back at home.

[Bobby]

She would never say that. She would kill you.

[Eddie]

She would be like, you're not going. Like, what are you talking about?

[Bobby]

It would need to come with a full story of, like, hey, have some friends. Here's a. Here's who they are. I'd love.

[Amy]

Were they at your wedding?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

So you're not that close to them?

[Lunchbox]

Not yet. No tvd, Amy.

[Bobby]

Depends how many cocktails we have. All right, we're done.

[Amy]

They're just kidding. Lunch.

[Bobby]

You guys have not worried about it. No, we're not messing with him. He's messing with us.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not messing with you. I literally told you what I was doing.

[Amy]

You are messing with us by using ladies.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Can you post a picture of you guys?

[Lunchbox]

There are some women coming from home.

[Bobby]

Okay, I'll say it different. There are some loose women coming in.

[Amy]

From out of town, but why don't you just say friends?

[Lunchbox]

Okay. There are some friends coming from back home.

[Eddie]

Perfect.

[Bobby]

That's it, dude.

[Eddie]

Cool, man.

[Bobby]

That's the real answer.

[Eddie]

Sounds fun.

[Lunchbox]

No, because if you say friends, you think, oh, it's just a bunch of dudes.

[Bobby]

Who cares?

[Amy]

Who cares?

[Bobby]

We don't care.

[Eddie]

Don't get it twisted, guys, but I'm.

[Lunchbox]

Trying to let you guys know.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no way.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'm trying to tell you that, like. Like, be honest with you, because then if there's a picture of me with women, there's gonna be no picture of.

[Bobby]

You with women unless you take it. Nobody cares. Whoa.

[Eddie]

All right, we're done.

[Bobby]

You guys have a great weekend. We will see you Monday. Bye, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby]

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[Eddie]

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[Amy]

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[Eddie]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby]

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