FRI PT 2: Bobby's Frustrated With Amy + Bobby Owes Lunchbox Money + Eddie Walking Around The House NAKED?!

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The Bobby Bones Show — Episode Summary

Episode Title: FRI PT 2: Bobby's Frustrated With Amy + Bobby Owes Lunchbox Money + Eddie Walking Around The House NAKED?!
Air Date: April 10, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones
Co-Hosts: Eddie, Amy, Mike, Morgan
Episode Focus: An unfiltered after-show chat filled with playful banter, real-life stories, odd news, and listener questions—ranging from true crime discussions to parenting, pop culture, and internet hoaxes.

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Overview

This “Part 2” episode delivers a signature Bobby Bones Show blend: off-the-cuff debates, playful ribbing, listener voicemails, headline oddities, and the team’s candid takes on family, news, and viral internet content. As always, the tone is spirited, irreverent, and engaging. Notable recurring themes include trust in the internet, navigating awkward social boundaries, confronting financial realities, and the wildness of daily life.

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Key Topics and Discussion Highlights

1. Smart vs. Dumb Criminals & Viral True Crime

• Burglary Story ([02:13]–[03:36]): Bobby shares a news story about a woman posing as a college student to rob a dorm.
  • Bobby admires the “commitment to the bit,” joking: “If you’re going to do it, dedicate yourself. I’m a big dedicate yourself type guy.” ([02:42])
  • Eddie notes the scariness of smart criminals, while Mike and Bobby argue that dumb criminals are often more dangerous because they act impulsively.
  • Bobby: “The smart ones, they don’t get caught, so they don’t end up hurting anybody.” ([03:11])
  • Discussion segues into TV show premiere timings.

2. Streaming vs. Network TV & Violence in Media

• The team discusses the migration of shows from streaming platforms to network TV (e.g., 'Paradise'), and debates the merits of violent, uncensored content.
  • Amy: “That is why it’s so violent and curse words.” ([05:25])
  • Bobby: “I love violence and curse words.” ([05:28])

3. Awkward School Board Scandal

• Tennessee School Board Member Scandal ([06:49]–[09:50]):
  • Mike revisits the story of an inappropriate comment made at a school board meeting.
  • Bobby: “If that were the case, he would have said, God, you’re smart.” ([09:15])
  • The team calls out small-town tendencies to protect insiders, discusses awkward laughing as a social mechanism, and praises a concerned parent taking a stand.

4. Melania Trump & the Streisand Effect

• Political News Analysis ([09:50]–[13:35]):
  • Bobby brings up Melania Trump’s surprise press conference distancing herself from Epstein rumors.
  • Bobby explains the “Streisand Effect” with (reluctant) help from the others:
    • “The Streisand effect is when basically you’re trying to hide or remove something, but it brings more attention to it.” ([13:29])
  • The group expresses shock that no high-profile figures have been arrested in the US related to Epstein's crimes.

5. Generational Gaffes: Gary Player’s "Hot Chick" Comment

• Golf & Age ([15:50]–[17:07]):
  • Eddie tells a story about 90-year-old golfer Gary Player referring to a reporter as a “good looking chick.”
  • The show discusses the difference between tone-deaf gaffes among the elderly versus lines crossed by those in power.
  • Bobby: “Even 90, it’s like 90-year-olds, they’re just nuts.” ([16:51])

6. Trump Impersonation, Social Media & Conspiracies

• Bobby laments lacking any distinctive traits ripe for impersonation ([20:23])
• The team dives into the viral "Trump Time Machine Theory"—theorizing, with tongue in cheek, that parallels exist between old books and the Trump family, with Bobby clarifying: “It’s a pretty wild conspiracy theory… it’s a bit of fiction, but if you really dive into it…” ([23:18])
• Side discussion about AI-generated viral videos (like the laughing hyena), with skepticism over what’s real anymore ([24:01])

7. Internet Hoaxes & Reality

• The group questions the authenticity of viral animal videos, expressing a growing mistrust in online media.
  • Amy: “Just the fact that it’s a hyena makes me think it’s AI, but the quality of it doesn’t look like that crispiness…” ([24:22])

8. Arson for Vengeance

• Morgan recounts a story from Canada where a disgruntled warehouse worker allegedly set fire to a warehouse and posted his arson on social media ([26:01]).

9. Listener Voicemails & Running Gags

a. Bobby Owes Lunchbox Money

• Bobby updates listeners about giving half ($500) of a promised $1,000 game show bounty to Lunchbox, holding the rest as "a taste of his own medicine" ([31:43], [32:57]).
  • “I plan on torturing him for a while.” ([33:00])
  • Amy suggests paying him in pennies, sparking a round of prank ideas ([33:28])

b. Neighborhood Vigilante

• Eddie resumes his “dad patrol,” taking overnight shifts to catch neighborhood vandals in the act ([35:10]–[35:36]).

c. Walking Around Naked?

• A listener asks if Eddie has ever walked around his house naked, and if Lunchbox has tried marijuana since 2017 ([35:36]).
  • Eddie: “I haven’t done it. Like, I haven’t done it recently. So, no…” ([36:18])

10. Odd News Items & Mini-Debates

a. Shoplifter Sues for Beating

• Bobby shares a story about a shoplifter suing after being beaten by a grocery clerk ([36:32]).
  • Bobby: “Whose side are you on here?”
  • Team comments on loss prevention policies; reference to the song “Don’t Start No Sh** Won’t Be No Sh**” by YoungBloodz ft. Lil Jon ([39:04])

b. Taylor Swift Wedding Rumors

• Update on new Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding rumors in NYC for July 3rd ([40:12]).

c. Reckless Florida Woman

• A woman is arrested after driving 80 in a 35 mph zone, threatening and kicking officers ([41:26]).

d. Yellow Line Reflection

• Bobby muses on how road paint keeps drivers separated, sparking exasperated laughter ([42:43])

e. Gas Pump Scam

• Bobby warns about “pump switching”—scammers tricking people at the gas station ([43:04], [46:35]).

f. Cardi B Credit Card Fraud

• Cardi B becomes a $60,000 credit card fraud victim ([48:16]).

11. Parenting, Life Updates, and Weekend Plans

• Amy and Eddie discuss reciprocating kindness with other parents for kids’ events ([49:34]).
• Bobby shares exhaustion from parenting, eating cold burgers, and why he sometimes burps on-air ([43:36], [45:35]).
• Light debate about when to hold bachelorette parties and the exhaustion of baby sleep regressions ([41:10], [52:05]).
• Bobby shares his baby is off the percentile charts for height, reflecting on family genetics ([53:00]).

12. Show Meta-Discussion

• Bobby and the crew reflect on how free-wheeling 'Part 2' episodes outperform structured ones.
  • Bobby: “This is by far the worst and the best work that we do at the same time.” ([46:15])

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Bobby Bones on Commitment (Burglary Story): “I'm a big dedicate yourself type guy.” ([02:42])
• On Awkward Small Town Dynamics: “They probably were just protecting one of their own who they have a good relationship with. But none of them raised their hands.” ([08:02])
• On Streisand Effect: “The Streisand effect is when basically you're trying to hide or remove something, but it brings more attention to it.” ([13:29])
• On Generation Gaps: “90-year-olds, they're just nuts.” ([16:51])
• On Internet Reality: “I'm just starting to think that nothing's real now.” ([24:37])
• Bobby on Parenting Struggles: “That baby, man, that baby... Been kind of fussy the last couple nights, so my sleep situation has not been good. So if I burp on a mic, get over it, okay?” ([43:46])
• On Show Format: “This is by far the worst and the best work that we do at the same time.” ([46:15])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Smart Criminals & Dorm Burglar: 02:13–03:36
• Streaming vs. Network TV: 04:39–05:28
• School Board Scandal: 06:49–09:50
• Streisand Effect & Melania Trump: 09:50–13:35
• Gary Player "Hot Chick" Comment: 15:50–17:07
• Trump Time Machine & Impersonation: 20:23–23:18
• AI-Generated Internet Hoaxes: 24:01–25:13
• Listener Voicemails (Lunchbox, Neighborhood Watch, Naked Walk): 31:20–36:32
• Shoplifter Lawsuit Debate: 36:32–39:04
• Taylor Swift Wedding Rumors: 40:12–41:10
• Yellow Lines on Roads: 42:43
• Gas Pump Scam: 46:35
• Cardi B Card Fraud: 48:16
• Parenting and Balance: 49:34–53:23

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Tone and Style

The episode is lively, fast-moving, and peppered with laughter, honest admissions, and inside jokes. The team freely moves from topic to topic, sometimes serious but more often tongue-in-cheek, with a deep camaraderie and a willingness to poke fun at themselves and each other.

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Conclusion

This episode is a quintessential "Part 2": less filtered, more personal, reliably funny, and relatable. Discussions range from national news to the everyday absurdities of life, all filtered through the distinctive humor and heart of the Bobby Bones crew. Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the show, you’ll find topical takes, chuckles, and a dose of real talk about parenting, trust, and making the best of life’s chaos.

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[Eddie]

Well, well, well.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's see. Everybody's good. Amy's good, Eddie's good, Morgan's good. I'm gonna start with this. Almost did this on the show today, but we ran out of time. A burglar, a suspected burglar, poses a college student to get into a dorm where she spent three nights robbing students.

[Eddie]

She.

[Bobby Bones]

She was faking like a student and living there and then robbing.

[Amy]

Crazy.

[Mike]

Yeah, that is.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, isn't it also smart?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like that's how it worked. You don't like people to do bad stuff. But like if you're going to do it, dedicate yourself. I'm big dedicate yourself type guy.

[Mike]

Commit, go all in.

[Eddie]

I just scared. I'm scared of like smart criminals. Like those are the scary ones, the dumb criminals, whatever. I'm not scared of those guys.

[Mike]

Actually the smart smart ones, I'm like if they're smart, smart, smart, they're not going to hurt anybody.

[Bobby Bones]

That was going to be counterpoint. Great job. Because my counterpoint to you is I'd be worried about the dumb ones because they end up going oh, I'm caught, I'm going to kill somebody.

[Eddie]

Just reaction.

[Bobby Bones]

The smart ones, they don't get caught.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So they don't end up hurting anybody.

[Mike]

And even if they do, they know. Okay, well now I add murder on top of this.

[Eddie]

Cuz like how long was she in the dorm? Like being friends with people.

[Bobby Bones]

And Carissa Gunter, unless she was Hispanic. Karisa.

[Eddie]

Yes, possible.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 19 gained access to the University of Cincinnati's Daniels hall in December just after fall semester. Ended by pretending to be a student. Gunter of Mason, Ohio, then spent three nights in room 105 during which she stole students items including an Acer laptop. You got to get an Apple, you can get an ac, headphones, USB with games, pair of Nikes, Uggs. She was arrested and charged with four counts of burglary this week after a months long investigation, she's being held on bond at full capacities. D. Daniels hall holds 775 students and new York Post with the story. But she did it. She moved in, lived there, stole, just chilled. What night does friends and neighbors come on? Mostly it's like I'm wondering if there's a new episode up.

[Mike]

Is it Thursdays to Fridays? Like is it at midnight come Friday or is it Sunday?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think they do midnights on Apple. I'm not sure. I know on HBO they don't like the time that the show starts on HBO. Like DTF St. Louis, that's a Monday night show and it comes on at 8 Central on HBO. It also gets loaded at 8 on on the streaming services.

[Amy]

Okay, Fridays at 3am Eastern.

[Bobby Bones]

That one you're kind of right about because 3am Eastern is midnight. California. Yeah, so you're kind of right, you're right on that one.

[Mike]

Okay, so Fridays.

[Bobby Bones]

So Apple must do that cuz you can't watch it live.

[Mike]

Hulu will do midnight eastern. So if you stay up till 11 Central. You can watch it, but I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a question. And I could have been so wrong about this. I thought paradise was on network television. They heard after. Okay. People were in my DMs telling me I was so stupid. Because paradise does not come on abc.

[Amy]

It airs first on Hulu, and then like a month, maybe two months later, they'll put it on abc.

[Bobby Bones]

So it does. It is shown then on television. Yeah.

[Amy]

I think it was just so successful on streaming, they're like, we got to put this on abc. They do that with some streaming shows.

[Bobby Bones]

It only started as a streamer. Yeah.

[Amy]

That is why it's so violent and curse words.

[Bobby Bones]

I love violence and curse words.

[Eddie]

Friends and Neighbors. What's like, the. Can you tell me the premise of Not I.

[Bobby Bones]

So you have friends.

[Eddie]

Thank you, Amy.

[Mike]

You're like, I want to.

[Bobby Bones]

I have friends.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

A few. A few of them.

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[Eddie]

Yes, I have a few of those, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, combine them.

[Eddie]

No, I'm talking about the second season.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you don't even want to. The whole premise.

[Mike]

Did you watch season one? So what do you think the second season is about? We don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just starting to work at a zoo.

[Eddie]

What do you know?

[Mike]

We don't know yet.

[Eddie]

Figured it was like, we're kind of

[Bobby Bones]

like, all right, like, only one episode's happened.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't want to say too much about the one episode, but I can tell you something that does happen that I saw before the episode is James Marsden is introduced. Is like a rich guy that lives in the neighborhood.

[Eddie]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But I also don't want to spoil the end of the first season, but the trailers and all. The promo was James Martins denned, and he's great in it. I love that guy. So, okay, so you were wondering how they do a two after. After what happened on one.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't want to say because I don't want to ruin what happened on One.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But it.

[Eddie]

Amy made me feel stupid.

[Mike]

No, I didn't make you feel stupid. I just thought sometimes I feel stupid, too. Okay.

[Eddie]

And then you, too, with. You have friends. Do you have neighbors?

[Mike]

So, Eddie, I'm sorry if I made you feel good.

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[Mike]

Stupid.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. I'm not.

[Eddie]

Okay, that checks.

[Bobby Bones]

I was doing a bit. Okay. So that was my name. What do you have?

[Mike]

Okay, so, you know, the other day. Maybe it was yesterday, I don't know. We talked about the Tennessee school board member that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Yesterday on the show. You're hot.

[Mike]

Let me quote. God, you're hot.

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[Eddie]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

God, you're hot.

[Mike]

Yeah. So that girl's dad went before the school board.

[Bobby Bones]

Was that who that was? Yeah, I saw his whole.

[Mike]

Oh, sorry, sorry. It's. Sorry. It is a father responding. I think I assumed it was her father, but it was maybe a father from any of the younger dad. Now he's up at the podium and he's like, I want all of you. Like, he basically was getting the vibe from all of them that they didn't really understand what the big deal is.

[Bobby Bones]

Raise your hand if you're offended by this.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody raised their hand. No way.

[Mike]

And so then he's like, well, I am going to do whatever it takes and raise as much money as I need you to get all of you removed from your positions.

[Eddie]

I told you it was weird when they were all just kind of laughing like, haha, that's.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

To be fair. And it's very unfair because it was disgusting and I was the leader of. This is wrong. I do understand how at times things can be awkward and you don't know how to react and you're like.

[Mike]

So you laugh. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then afterwards you're like, I shouldn't have left. That was wrong. Yeah, but they're not doing that part either.

[Eddie]

So when they say, raise your hand if you think this is.

[Mike]

Why were they scared to raise their hand?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, because they have a personal relationship with the guy they know, like in his heart. He had. He didn't mean. I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying because small town, everybody knows what a small town's like. We all lived in them. So they probably were just protecting one of their own who they have a good relationship with. But none of them raised their hands. And he's a younger guy, the dad. Yeah. I don't want to steal your story. Go ahead.

[Mike]

No, that's it, that's it. I mean, yeah, he's goes up to

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[Mike]

He's like, hey, Tattoo.

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, dudes, raise your hands if you were offended by this. Nothing.

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Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That tells me all I need to know. If I have to, I will go out and I will raise enough money and we will spend enough money to get every one of you eliminated from this position.

[Mike]

What I didn't know from the original clip when we talked about it, because I hadn't seen it, I was just listening is I thought she, the young high school girl was like going up to a podium and he said that but she was sitting right next to him and he put his arm around her and said, God, you're hot. What school do you go to? And I. I mean, how awkward. Ew. He's touch. I mean, it's ew either way. But now you're touching her.

[Bobby Bones]

He looked like Wilford Brimley if Wilford Brimley was a little younger.

[Eddie]

Diabetes.

[Bobby Bones]

Diabetes.

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[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I would think that had he meant what he said he meant. Because what he meant, according to him, was how smart she was. If that were the case, he would have said, God, you're smart.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

That's. That's easy.

[Eddie]

Use another word.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not a hard. Yeah.

[Mike]

He said hot and side hugged her.

[Bobby Bones]

Bad move.

[Mike]

Yeah. So anyway, shout out to this dad that went up there and faced the school board and tried to take a stand that this is inappropriate behavior. And as adults, we need to recognize that because we need to start breaking the patterns in certain parts.

[Bobby Bones]

You see Melania come out yesterday at a press conference, and everybody was shocked by it.

[Mike]

Even President Trump, apparently.

[Bobby Bones]

Apparently. You never know.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

She comes out and she's like, I didn't know Jeffrey Epstein and I wasn't close with them, and we need to go and these victims need to testify in front of Congress. And everybody's like, wait, what?

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, obviously she there. She's in a photo with him. But she was saying, like, I met him that night and I was already with Trump. She wasn't. She was clarifying that she wasn't a survivor or victim herself and that she didn't meet Trump through Epstein because those have been rumors. Like, she was saying she. That photo of them that's very famous and goes around. She was like, I was already with photos. Well, yes, but there's one in particular where I think she was referring to,

[Bobby Bones]

like, that was all for them. Like, Ghislaine Trump, her. Yeah, yeah. It was out of nowhere. And I was watching it, I was like, I wonder what's. And in my mind, I'm like, oh, they're getting ahead of something. This is. It could be completely wrong. But when someone goes, remember Streisand effect? We talked about this two weeks ago. Oh, my God. You guys don't remember that.

[Eddie]

When I refresh our memory, I tell

[Bobby Bones]

you guys about not. I'm not talking about you, I'm talking to him about him.

[Eddie]

I forget everything.

[Bobby Bones]

You probably remember.

[Mike]

I'm trying.

[Eddie]

Is it Barbra Streisand?

[Mike]

Shh.

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[Mike]

Hold on. Give us a hint. I love Hints, please.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't want this to be like, I can't believe you guys didn't learn something I taught you. I. I'm not trying to be that guy. I literally was just going. This is an example of what we talked about on the show a couple weeks ago when I said, that's called the Streisand effect. And. And then we talked about it for the first time, and I explained what streis, in effect, was. That's a bit of what happened yesterday. But what is streis in effect?

[Mike]

I know we need a hint because I know you taught us this. I. I remember. So it'll come back to me. I just need a nudge.

[Bobby Bones]

Barbara.

[Mike]

I know Barbara, but, like, it is Barbara. What? Just nudge. Just a nudge.

[Bobby Bones]

A house.

[Mike]

A house. Okay.

[Eddie]

Go to Barbara's.

[Mike]

Tell us more.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a nudge.

[Mike]

No, no, no. It is not a. Barbra Stryent. Barbara Streisand. Barbara Streisand.

[Bobby Bones]

Streisand.

[Eddie]

This isn't like Mr. Peanut, right, where you think he has a monocle or. Because Monopoly Man.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but do you know what that is? That's Mandela effect.

[Eddie]

Mandela named after Nelson. Nelson Mandela.

[Mike]

Okay. Streisand effect. Give me one more thing other than house.

[Bobby Bones]

Picture.

[Mike]

Picture in a house.

[Eddie]

I'm getting something.

[Mike]

A picture of a house. Oh, she was gonna move in a house. It was a picture of her house. Oh. People thought that was her house, and it wasn'.

[Bobby Bones]

I just want to go jump off the ledge again, because I could have just told you, and I wasn't going to hate at all. I just thought because we talked about it so recently, maybe you would know this.

[Mike]

Just really, Just.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike, do you remember?

[Mike]

Yeah, of course.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. You in a hater on Mike?

[Mike]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Mike has a good memory.

[Mike]

He has a great memory.

[Eddie]

No kids, normal life. Amy and I miss. It's tough over here.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Strides in effect. So, back in the day, probably 2000s, Barbra Streisand. I wanted a picture of her house taken down.

[Mike]

I know, I know, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm ready. I literally just told it to you. I remember, but I literally just told

[Mike]

it to you, but I remember now. Let me tell it, because now I know you said house and picture would be enough, but, no, I needed just a smidge more. So what happened was she wanted a picture of her house taken down because she didn't want people to know that that's where she lived. However, the fact that she then put a plea to have the picture taken down, made lawsuit Made the picture that much more famous than it would have ever been. Like, most people wouldn't have noticed it. No one would have ever seen her house or where she lived. And now, because of the lawsuit, it was out there for everybody to know. So backfired back to Melania. How is this the Streisand effect?

[Bobby Bones]

So the Streisand effect is when basically you're trying to hide or remove something, but it brings more attention to it.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And so here we are. Now, we're in a war that nobody supports either side, Iran, nobody, Republicans, Democrats, nobody supports this war. But it has taken all the oxygen in the room away from what's happening with the Epstein files, where not a single person has been arrested for raping kids. Not a single person. Which is wild to me. But that's not what I'm.

[Mike]

In America.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. Because people in other countries, I think

[Bobby Bones]

they've been removed from jobs.

[Mike]

Prince Andrew, they weren't taken into custody at all.

[Bobby Bones]

That I don't know. It didn't happen in America. This is an American story.

[Mike]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

So what she did is kind of shine light on it again. And then I think something's about to come out that has to do with her in some way, or she wouldn't have been getting ahead of it because there was no reason for her to do this. And it's a complete shift of what the administration's been saying, like, no Congress, no con. Pam Bondi wouldn't even show up at a subpoena. With a subpoena. And she and Melania is going to. We need to have the victims talk in front of Congress.

[Mike]

Yeah. And then I saw this vaguely, something about Trump had no idea she was going to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

And then I'm. I did see that, too, but I just.

[Mike]

How do you not know?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I don't know.

[Mike]

You're President of the United States and your wife is going to go before cameras and make a statement like, what

[Bobby Bones]

was it, a press conference? No, it was her at a stand.

[Mike]

There was a podium. A podium. And people feels kind of pressy in a camera recording.

[Eddie]

That's press conference.

[Bobby Bones]

So I. Do I know the real reason? No. Do I agree with her? Yes. Let the victim speak.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

The problem is the victims are scared they're going to be murdered.

[Mike]

Well, we need to put them all in a safe house.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you together. I hear you.

[Mike]

With guards.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you.

[Mike]

That you can trust.

[Eddie]

You think they all want to hang out with each other?

[Mike]

No, they really don't. And they have lives. And I know that this is torture for them and I hate this for them.

[Bobby Bones]

I just am shocked and amazed that not a single person in America has been arrested for raping kids when that whole. That's what it's about.

[Mike]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Not one.

[Mike]

It really is.

[Bobby Bones]

It's shocking to me. But everything keeps happening to distract from it.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, moving on. Like, all right, moving on.

[Mike]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It's a weird transition because I didn't mean it to be come off of that story you guys were talking about. But you know Gary Player, he's a golfer. He's old. He's Juan Masters.

[Bobby Bones]

She wouldn't know him because she's not a hardcore golf fan, but yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's. He's big time, Big time golfer. He's 90 years old, I think. And he was at the Masters and he was about to do an interview, and right when the interview started, he was talking to, I guess someone off camera, like the cameraman or whatever or camera woman, and said, hey, when's. How long you been working with this hot chick?

[Mike]

Oh, gosh. See, this is what I mean.

[Eddie]

I think good looking chick. Good looking chick. To quote him. He said, when did you start working with this good looking chick? So what I mean, you know, obviously people are like, look at this creeper.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a couple of thoughts. He's not on a school board over kids.

[Mike]

And she was an adult, right?

[Bobby Bones]

She's an adult.

[Eddie]

She's an adult. It's a reporter.

[Mike]

Yeah, but still.

[Bobby Bones]

I. I hear you. It's a. But still. But it is a little different.

[Eddie]

And then the reporter starts the interview

[Bobby Bones]

with like, wow, the guy's like 82.

[Eddie]

He's 90. He's 90.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Even 90, it's like 90 year olds, they're just nuts.

[Eddie]

It's almost like when you turn 90, you're just like, who cares about anything?

[Mike]

Is that what's happening with our resident?

[Bobby Bones]

He's in his 80s.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I think you just, like, don't care.

[Mike]

I'm just gonna type away on my keyboard.

[Eddie]

Like, I see my parents, like, you know, my mom and my, like, in laws, like, they don't care about crap anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

What I see whenever Trump writes one of these really long messages, like, how does he not typo more? My keyboard is so small. I'm typoing like crazy.

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[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Do you think he's a question?

[Eddie]

Probably not doing it.

[Mike]

Do you think he's.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, no.

[Eddie]

I mean, not typing.

[Bobby Bones]

Not the typing. He is.

[Eddie]

I'm talking about the typing.

[Bobby Bones]

He is, he's.

[Mike]

One can hope that it is only him behind the keyboard that would post something like he did on Easter morning.

[Eddie]

But you don't think somebody who like. So cool.

[Mike]

No.

[Eddie]

For the president type anything.

[Mike]

No, I think they would have the, the, the, the, the sanity to say,

[Bobby Bones]

hey, maybe we don't say the F word on each morning.

[Mike]

If you're. Yeah, yeah, let's. And, and praise be to Allah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like I think that was him being sarcastic. It was a. Oh.

[Mike]

Obviously, you know, the whole message was so.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Inappropriate any day of the year, but especially Easter, it felt weird. And you would think whoever works for him is that would. They would be like, oh yes, yes sir. Like pretending that's what they're typing. And really they're over there like Happy Easter, America.

[Eddie]

You would think though. But people have goons like people have like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh well, obviously they have goons that

[Bobby Bones]

I know that know Donald Trump. He tied to his own.

[Eddie]

His own. And no typos.

[Bobby Bones]

That's impressive sometimes typos. Kafefi, remember that? No, Mike, I remember that sometimes.

[Mike]

Do you wonder because like there's part of him like even from the Apprentice days, it's like a character, you know, because I was talking to somebody that has hung out with him before in the past, before he was president and how he was and said he was

[Bobby Bones]

like so cool and, and, and so funny and yes. Warm. I know people who worked with him before. I know people who, who know really well now.

[Mike]

And so like is he just doing. Is this a character? Are we. He's like, come on, are we getting punked?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a bad punking. I know but like I don't like to talk about because I don't want to put throw anybody under the bus, but I know two people that are close with him now and that's all I'll say. But that's what he types his own. Yeah, he types his own.

[Mike]

I don't know. I just wonder if he's like, hehehe.

[Eddie]

Like, is he in bed like us like, you know, like early in the morning?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I tell you what he. What I've been told is he. All he does is watch TV all day.

[Mike]

What, what kind of tv? Summer House.

[Eddie]

He's watching Friends rerun mostly C Span or.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Mike]

Or Bravo.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Fox News. Okay.

[Mike]

Oh, is that why he calls in all day?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And it's why certain politicians want to get on Fox News to say their thing to be super supportive because they know he'll see them.

[Eddie]

He calls In a lot.

[Mike]

Well, I've seen him call in even under his. He has an alias. Like I don't remember the name well there.

[Bobby Bones]

So back in the day, Trump used to call as his own PR person to place this before he's president.

[Mike]

And so Baron something. Something barren.

[Bobby Bones]

But now the one that got through recently I don't think was him.

[Mike]

You think it was a impersonator? Okay. Because there are a lot of people that can impersonate him really well. Like there's this one black guy on TikTok and I say that he's black because obviously Trump's white.

[Bobby Bones]

So no way.

[Mike]

Yeah, but it's like so crazy how even his facial expressions and his tone and his cadence, everything is so perfectly Trump. It's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

I regret that I don't have anything about me that can be impersonated. I don't have like a. I don't speak well, but I have friends that are in this industry and they. People can do great impersonations of them. I don't have anything that's so dynamic about any of my speech pattern or things that I say that can be. Be.

[Mike]

Well, it's not too late.

[Bobby Bones]

But I'm not getting.

[Eddie]

You're going to create one.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

That is interesting because.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, like I have nothing.

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[Mike]

Who.

[Bobby Bones]

You could say things. I say all, I'm poor, I grew up with no money and you say I didn't have a mom, I didn't have a dad and like all that I get and deservingly so. But you can't really do an impression of me how I talk, cuz I don't talk any certain way. Sometimes I laugh like. I laugh like a freaking hyena. You see the guy with a hyena hyena on Tik Tok?

[Eddie]

Is it real?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You ever see that guy with the.

[Mike]

Hi.

[Amy]

I haven't seen him.

[Eddie]

I sent the coyote.

[Bobby Bones]

Pull it up. He has a high hyena as a pet his whole life. He's trained it.

[Eddie]

I think it's a. Is it hyena? Yeah, it goes into his house and he like.

[Bobby Bones]

No, he laughs with them. It's hilarious.

[Eddie]

Oh no.

[Bobby Bones]

He tells a joke and the hyena's

[Mike]

like, oh, I did see that. I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

Funniest freaking thing you've ever seen.

[Mike]

Swear to God. I thought that was AI.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's real, see?

[Eddie]

Are you sure?

[Bobby Bones]

No, my AI filters, but yes, I'm not sure of anything anymore. So I'm not drawing a line in the sand of. Sure. But I would bet money because there

[Eddie]

are these videos of, like, people in the. In the ocean, and a shark comes up and they kiss it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's fake.

[Amy]

Dude.

[Eddie]

It looks so real.

[Bobby Bones]

Right, Mike, if you find that, let me know. I'm gonna read people the Trump Time Machine Theory. Have you guys heard this?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

It's really good. So basically, the story is Donald Trump and his family have and had access to time travel. Okay. So obviously it's crazy to begin with, but it is. It's pretty interesting. It revolves around a weird coincidence of old books for the most part. There's A book from 1890 called Barron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey. Now, again, the book is from 1890. I'll say the title again. Barron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey. Barron Trump is Trump's Son. Okay. Written by Ingersoll Lockwood, it features a young boy named Barron Trump, Trump's son. The character lives in a wealthy family and goes on a strange adventure guided by a mentor. That book happens. There's a sequel, the Last President. It describes unrest in New York after a controversial president election. Barron and Barron Trump is all through. It's a wealthy family in New York, the Last President. Pretty ominous. There are other coincidences in it as well, with things happening in popular culture now. Trump's family, one of his family members was like, is. Is maybe still in a physicist at mit, I believe they're just all these connections from this. It's a. I don't think it's true, but it's a pretty. Pretty wild conspiracy theory. Yeah, full conspiracy. A bit of fiction. But if you really dive into it, I encourage you to do that. If you're just, like, bored, It's. There's like, 11 things involved here that go, wow, how about that? Trump's had a time machine. That's how they figured it all out. Mike. What?

[Amy]

You see, I found that it might be a generated.

[Bobby Bones]

Really?

[Amy]

Yeah. If it's the same guy.

[Bobby Bones]

It may be.

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[Amy]

A lot of his videos have a contains AI Generated media tag on them.

[Bobby Bones]

Could be. Then that's why I didn't bet on it.

[Amy]

You want to hear it, though?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Let me see if it's same guy.

[Eddie]

What do you call advice from a cow? Beef tips.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you seen it?

[Mike]

Yes. And I thought it was AI.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe you're right. Maybe you got me on that.

[Mike]

That's the first time it says, man, that's.

[Eddie]

That's the hyena.

[Bobby Bones]

Does it not look real, though?

[Amy]

It does look real.

[Bobby Bones]

It looks so real that it doesn't. It's not the typical AI visual or the cadence. I can tell AI when they talk. It's like when Amy was like, look at this prisoner. I can tell by how they're talking. I don't need to see it. What do you think, Mike?

[Amy]

I mean, it looks real.

[Bobby Bones]

If you saw that, would you think AI is someone who knows AI?

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No.

[Amy]

Just the fact that it's a hyena, it makes me think it's AI, but the quality of it doesn't look like that. Crispiness or like that kind of.

[Mike]

Right, right, right. I guess, probably. I just thought, very realistic.

[Bobby Bones]

If we Google that, who knows why?

[Eddie]

I thought, you're probably.

[Bobby Bones]

You're probably right.

[Eddie]

I'm just starting to think that nothing's real now.

[Bobby Bones]

I live.

[Eddie]

Instead of being on the other end

[Bobby Bones]

of it, I live by that.

[Mike]

I don't. I don't want to live by that.

[Eddie]

But I'm not talking about, like. Like, things in life. Talking about just like, these videos.

[Mike]

We are real. We are here.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't get me started.

[Mike]

Are we. Are we real or are we in a simulation?

[Amy]

I'm now seeing, like, other people who have done it with different versions of the hyena.

[Bobby Bones]

What you're probably seeing. Hyenas are not domesticated. Some creators actually work with hyenas, but they can.

[Mike]

They get, like, a paid hyena for a day?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. It probably could be AI. It's not a hill I'm willing to die on.

[Mike]

Yeah, me neither.

[Eddie]

But you know what?

[Bobby Bones]

Doesn't it look real?

[Amy]

Yeah, it's realistic.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What if it makes you happy, man? Who cares?

[Bobby Bones]

Not true.

[Eddie]

What do you mean? If it makes you happy and you think it's real? Like, who cares if it's not?

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's not a good motto to learn.

[Mike]

There's so much out there that we need for to not be real that's not real.

[Eddie]

But people talking about a laughing hyena.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I can laugh at it. No, it's not real. I don't need to think that things. If it makes me happy, I don't need to be like, you know, it makes me happy. I don't care if it's real or not.

[Eddie]

Really. You can't live like that. Huh? Maybe that's why you can't sleep.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, you're a.

[Morgan]

Okay, so this story is crazy. Out of Ontario, Canada. There was this guy. This all started on social media. A guy was posting videos of him With a lighter in a warehouse. And he was lighting Kleenex and toilet paper and stuff on fire. And while he was doing that, being like, they should have paid me more to live. They should have, like, and he was lighting all of this stuff up on fire. Well, fast forward to later in the night. The entire. It was a 1 million square foot building full of stuff. It's completely burned down.

[Eddie]

AI.

[Morgan]

No, he's been arrested. This guy's been arrested for multiple counts of aggravated arson. But what they can't figure out is if he's the same person who was in the social media videos as what burned down this. This place. But the video is wild. Like, this entire warehouse is just engulfed. Like, he. He burned it down to the ground.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's upset because they didn't pay him more.

[Morgan]

Yeah, like, he was like, they should have paid me more. They should have paid me more.

[Bobby Bones]

But is that why our, like, laundry chute. Trash chute in our building's always caught on fire?

[Eddie]

It's happened a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys are upset.

[Eddie]

They should pay us more.

[Bobby Bones]

They should pay us more. Like, you guys. The fire department's up there twice in the past couple months, right?

[Eddie]

Yes. Well, no.

[Mike]

Well, it was a gas leak, I think.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the gas leak was one, but the shoot happened right around the time we moved in. Like, when we started.

[Bobby Bones]

No, there was just one, and it just happened.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I got to work the other day, and it was like there was five different fire trucks. I pulled in, and there was fire firefighters walking out. I was like, can I even be in here? He's like, you're fine. And they helped me in, and then they ended up blocking off our building for anybody else to get in. So apparently I was not fine to work there.

[Eddie]

What are they dumping in that shoot?

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like it was a five. Trying to get with Morgan more than I hear about that. He's like, yeah, you're fine. Going in and out, letting bills in.

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[Bobby Bones]

I got some voicemails I want to play. Give me number one, please.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I was just listening to the Price is Right segment y' all put up as a podcast. Like Lunch's whole journey in there somewhere. Bobby said if anybody gets on a game show and mentions the Bobby Bobby, he will give them a thousand dollars in cash. So I'm just wondering if lunch took home the grand. Let's hear it.

[Bobby Bones]

We put up a special, and big thanks to Abby, who did a lot of work digging up all the stuff. Mike and myself. Well, I was just the idea guy. Very easy. Why don't we go back and find all the clips and build a special, an hour special of Lunchbox's Price is Right journey. And I think listeners will like that. And then I let it free. And then Mike goes. Okay. Then Mike organizes and goes to Abby, and Abby has to do the digging. And then I voice over at the beginning of the front. But it came together and it's good. Hope people check it out. It's on the Bobby Bone show podcast feed, and it is his journey from. I think I want to be on to us convincing him to go to. Hey, get a tux. Hey, I didn't get on. It's all of it. So yesterday on the feed. Yeah, yesterday on the Bobby Bone show feed. Go listen to that. And I did say if anybody got on and said our show, I'd give him a thousand bucks. So as soon as Lunchbox got back, I gave him 500 bucks. I didn't give him the other 500 because he never gives us our money. I thought about not giving him any, but I don't want to be full him, but I just want to show him what it feels like when you have somebody's money and you're not giving it to them. He does that to us all the time. It could be storage unit, it could be the pallet, it could be the money with Amy, it could be paying people out for their sports. Sports betting things.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I plan on torturing him for a while.

[Eddie]

I like it.

[Bobby Bones]

But I did give him 500 already. But I Feel like a dose of his own medicine would be good if I just gave him all the money. I don't feel like it would change him at all. Do you?

[Mike]

Probably not. Sadly. I don't even know if you withholding it is really going to change.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Mike]

You know, whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

I could just never give it to him. You think?

[Morgan]

No.

[Mike]

You have to. No. Because then now you can't. We need to lead by example.

[Amy]

Can you get the rest in pennies?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, now we're talking.

[Eddie]

You would hate that.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God. That's diabolical.

[Amy]

I guess I got rid of the penny, though.

[Eddie]

Oh, they did. It's not in circulation anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

Even better.

[Eddie]

So $500 worth of penny. Can you do that?

[Bobby Bones]

Or $500 in $1 chips from a casino?

[Mike]

I think he'd love that.

[Bobby Bones]

How's he gonna catch him in?

[Eddie]

Yeah, what casino?

[Bobby Bones]

You gotta fly to Vegas.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

You don't have to do Vegas. You can do like Indiana.

[Mike]

No, go to a casino. He would never go to Alaska.

[Eddie]

True.

[Mike]

Do they have casinos there?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

A certain cruise line.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me number two.

[Caller/Listener]

Ray, hey, Chris from Gainesville here. I just wanted to say I just got done listening to the Lunchbox episode from the Price is Right and man, what a fun episode you guys did. Awesome. I love the show. Just wanted to say that it was a great episode. You guys are so funny. Love you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you very much. Yeah, good job, everybody. Good job. Me for thinking of it, but I did the least amount of work for the record. Next up, number four, Raymundo.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm cracking up on Eddie, saying we're gonna drive around with some beers, maybe a flashlight. I'm gonna catch these guys. Like, what are you. What are you doing? You're the one that's gonna get called on. My guy. Definitely gotta know how that goes. Keep me updated. Keep us all updated. Huge fan. Thanks.

[Bobby Bones]

I do plan to check in on Monday and see if Eddie caught the people that are vandalizing his neighborhood. If you did not hear, somebody is spray painting different things in Eddie's town. And Eddie and some other dads are gonna do overnight watch and try to catch the kids or adults.

[Eddie]

Yeah, my shift is tonight and tomorrow.

[Bobby Bones]

What are your hours?

[Eddie]

All night.

[Mike]

But what does that mean? 10, 9pm to 8am My shift is all night.

[Eddie]

But I mean, can I predict a shift?

[Bobby Bones]

9:30 to about 11:15. I'll rest my eyes, wake up at

[Eddie]

6am I fall asleep on the chair outside.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we'll check in on Monday with that. And then here's number six. Right. One more.

[Caller/Listener]

I've been listening to episodes from 2017, and two questions for Eddie and Lunchbox. Just want to know if they've tried this stuff since 2017. But, Eddie, have you walked around your house naked yet, question mark. And Lunchbox, have you tried marijuana yet, question mark?

[Eddie]

Refresh my memory.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's been a long time. Almost 10 years. Lunchbox is not here. He's sick. I'm gonna bet he still has not tried weed. If I'm just guessing, I don't know.

[Eddie]

He's been hanging out with Scuba a lot.

[Mike]

I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true. That's true. And then I don't smoke with me. He hasn't, Eddie.

[Eddie]

I offered it to him. Why had I never walked around my house naked? Remember talking about this?

[Bobby Bones]

That's such a callback.

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[Eddie]

I haven't done it. Like, I haven't done it recently. So, no, there's no reason for me to walk. I have a lot of windows in my house. Like, there's no reason for me to be walking around naked in my house. So, no, I haven't done it had

[Bobby Bones]

to be a bit, and I don't remember the bit. Let's see. It's a good one. So a shoplifter went into a store and basically stole a bunch of meat. A bunch of T bone steaks. Very expensive. But an entitled, entitled Oregon shoplifter has

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sued a grocery store after a clerk

[Bobby Bones]

beat him up so bad for stealing the cart full of meat, I guess corn dogs and cookies. Joshua Merkel is asking for $10,000 to cover the medical expenses and mental anguish he claims was inflicted during the foiled heist in Southwest Portland. This is from Oregon Live. Merkel has sued Albertson's grocery store and the cashier for allegedly attacking him outside the store, leaving him with a black eye and a shattered jaw. The incident happened two years ago, but Merkel filed a civil suit, which was seen by the Oregonian last month. Merkel, 45, claimed that Cooper, 31, went way too far when he intercepted him. The shoplifter claims he committed the crime because he was ravenous. Despite the hunger, he still took the time to fill his car with T bone steaks, frozen corn dogs. Merkel had cash in his pocket at the time of the crime. Quote, I understand I was committing a crime. I shouldn't have done it. It wouldn't have happened if I hadn't been there. Stealing and Hungary. He testified during the trial, but it went way too far.

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Whose Side are you on here?

[Mike]

I mean, he shouldn't have done it, but I don't know that his jaw needed to be broken or whatever happened to his jaw, but, I mean, I don't know what he was doing to fight back. And then were they trying to protect themselves? I mean, ultimately, he's the cause of everything.

[Bobby Bones]

Agree. He's the cause of everything, but there are rules against going after people that

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

steal stuff from stores.

[Mike]

Yeah. Loss prevention. Aren't they so. So just not chase them down, correct?

[Bobby Bones]

At a certain point, yeah. You don't chase because you don't want

[Mike]

to end up in a situation like this.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't steal. Hey. Wise man once said, don't. You got it.

[Mike]

No, don't steal.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Mike]

Don't take from others.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Don't start.

[Mike]

Don't start a fight.

[Bobby Bones]

No, don't, don't.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Don't start.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't start. No.

[Mike]

Don't start. No bs.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Lip.

[Mike]

No, don't start. No trouble.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

Shoot it back a spit.

[Bobby Bones]

Won't be no trouble. No. Mike, do you know this?

[Amy]

I don't think so.

[Mike]

Don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't start. No. Won't be no.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Don't start no crap. Won't be no crap.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what song that is?

[Mike]

Nope. Obviously we don't. We were not even close.

[Bobby Bones]

If I play it to you, you'd exactly know it. It's probably like Yin Yang Twins.

[Amy]

Ah, Yin Yang the Young Bloods featuring Lil John.

[Bobby Bones]

Little John's who it is. That's who it is.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Don't start.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Won't be no.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Little John. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't steal. Sorry that happened, but I would need to know if when the guy confronted him, if then he tried to fight the guy confronting him. Because if at 1%, he tries to fight the guy confronting him, well, this dude now feels threatened. He's gonna beat the crap out of you. Because me thinking. I don't think someone that's trying to stop somebody is going to stop them. And while they're stopped, then keep pounding for no reason once they're already stopped. I don't side with the shoplifter. All right, is there anything else I want to do here? I'll read some headlines. Oh, I can do the Taylor Swift one real quick. New York Post claims to save the date. Messages have gone out to wedding guests for Taylor and Travis. Kelsey, it is not Rhode Island. The place you said was completely wrong.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

The person was like, hey, I have a wedding on this day at this place, and they're not my Clients?

[Eddie]

Yeah, the venue said that. No, there's already another wedding and it's not Taylor and Travis.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, this one. Oh, this one is New York.

[Eddie]

But the date's still the same though, right? They're still saying that's the date.

[Bobby Bones]

Page Six says to save. The dates have gone out and the wedding is happening July 3rd in New York City.

[Mike]

Some people were saying she was out having her bachelorette here.

[Eddie]

That's early for, I don't know, New York for a July wedding. No, it's not early.

[Mike]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

April, May, June, July.

[Mike]

Two months.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I figured it was like, within the month of your wedding.

[Bobby Bones]

I would think it's within, like, the three months of your wedding, wouldn't you?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Not six, but three. But also, we're not the judges.

[Mike]

Yeah. It could be the. The night before. It could be. It's schedules or what?

[Eddie]

That's like the hangover.

[Bobby Bones]

Go do the night before. Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Isn't that what happened in the hangover? Like, they almost missed the wedding because of the bachelor party.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd advise against the night before.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Man.

[Eddie]

It's not good.

[Mike]

I know, but a lot of people do that.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think a lot of people do. Some, but you, I don't think. Could be wrong. I thought a hyena was real. I don't think a lot of people do bachelorettes the night before the wedding.

[Mike]

True. Because there's a rehearsal dinner. You're right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay. Maybe in the night before that,

[Bobby Bones]

a Florida woman pulled over. She was doing 80 and a 35. She threatens to kill one deputy, then kicked another one. 4:30am I can bet you there's some alcohol involved. If I'm just guessing local Tim with the story. Don't know anything more than that. Don't know there was alcohol involved. But if it's 4:30, pull over. I'd bet you there's something.

[Mike]

She was going 85 or she is 85.

[Bobby Bones]

She was going 80 and a 35.

[Eddie]

Dang, that's fast.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. What are you gonna say?

[Eddie]

Oh, just like, you know, when I was younger, my dad would always say, like, you know, gotta be careful when you're driving at 2am there's so many drunk drivers out there. And I was always like, whatever, no big deal. Now that I'm older, if I have to drive past midnight, I'm scared. Like, I just assume everybody on the road out there is, like, drunk.

[Mike]

Yeah. Like I'm on the lookout.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Hyper, vigilant.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel you. I can meet that, though. If you wouldn't mind.

[Eddie]

Sure. I would love that.

[Bobby Bones]

There's so many less people driving on the road that if someone is like that, it's much easier to see.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. That's why if you're paying attention, if

[Bobby Bones]

you're, like, on drugs or something at 4pm you're more likely to get nailed by somebody there because it's just so much around you. I'm gonna tell you something I have never talked about. I don't know how those yellow lines keep people from hitting each other.

[Eddie]

Hey, tell us more about that.

[Bobby Bones]

They're just painted on the ground. We just expect those yellow lines are gonna keep people from murdering us with their cars. Little something I've been working on. Been thinking about. I'm glad I could finally reveal it to you guys.

[Eddie]

What about putting, like, spikes on them? You know, where you're like.

[Mike]

What if you accidentally. And then you have all these prop tires?

[Eddie]

Well, don't cross the O line. Don't even get close to it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm rolling through stories here just to see anything's interesting. You should never put headphones in a TSA bin. You're basically giving germs a ride on your head. Some travel and leisure, okay? That's all I care about. Gas station pump switching. Here's a scam alert. With higher prices come more scammers looking to use your credit cards to their advantage. From Yahoo. Finance. Excuse me, Yahoo Finance.

[Eddie]

You did that right on the mic.

[Mike]

Oh, my.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys, I'm gonna tell you something, and I hope you accept this for what I'm saying, how I'm saying it, why I'm saying it. I'm. I'm tired.

[Mike]

Okay?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that baby, man, that baby has. She has trouble sleeping when. She has trouble sleeping because she. She rocks. She'll. She'll do many hours at a time. It's all good. Been kind of fussy last couple nights, so my sleep situation has not been good. So if I burp on a mic. Get over it, okay? Just get over it. You want to hear about the scam? Because I'm about to wrap up. Even if we're a little early, I got. I gotta use the bathroom. My wife and I have to eat on schedules that are completely different from each other. She had warm dinner last night. I had cold dinner. That's your best baby?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You're gonna heat it up.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't want to because it was bread involved.

[Eddie]

Oh, it'll make it hard.

[Mike]

Can you remove the bread?

[Bobby Bones]

No, because I don't want to eat just hamburgers. Normal.

[Eddie]

Oh, you Had a cheeseburger.

[Mike]

I mean, remove the bread for the heating up process.

[Bobby Bones]

It's too much work. I'll just eat the cold.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And the fries. You don't want to heat up fries really too. Because they're not in. The fries were with it and it's not good.

[Mike]

Do you have an air fryer?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not putting something in an air

[Eddie]

fryer for late at night.

[Mike]

Late.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He was. He was a late eater.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, no. I was the later of the two. Oh.

[Eddie]

But it wasn't late.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, late for yesterday was a pretty adventurous day with us and the baby. Meaning we just. She was not feeling good. Things aren't going with a couple issues through the day that were baby related where the baby wasn't feeling good and we're trying to figure stuff out. And so we ordered. We had an order in forever. I just bragged about how I didn't order Ubereats forever. We ordered it came my wife and ordered the same two things just because it was easier. Ordered quick. Two hamburgers and two french fries. And I was like, I will take the baby. You eat because you never eat warm. She always is like, I'll take care you eat warm. And so she ate warm as soon as it got there. And then here I am with a burger and fries and they're cold. But I think I'd rather eat it cold than heat it up. And it'd be weird.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

The bread tastes weird.

[Bobby Bones]

The fries are not as good. So I did that. And you know what? I burp on a microphone occasionally.

[Eddie]

It's all good, man.

[Mike]

It's all good.

[Bobby Bones]

It is crazy to me that these part twos perform so much better than part ones, you know, like we talked

[Mike]

about, because you're just more free.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Oh, it's for sure that if we

[Bobby Bones]

could get on the air and just do our show like we used to do our show, play no music, not have to play a ton of commercials, all we'd be rocking. You know, we have like five or six minutes to do a segment. Got to get off. And I think there's some really great stuff in that. But if you're listening to this on the podcast or YouTube, like, you know, this is by far the worst and the best work that we do at the same time.

[Amy]

Both.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, that's what's up. Let me read the scam. And I'll probably call it. With higher prices come more scammers looking to use your credit cards to their advantage. Today we're talking about pump switching in this scam a seemingly friendly, random stranger will offer to pump your gas for. Oh, never let somebody come pump your gas. That doesn't work.

[Mike]

Well, wait, tell me more, because that sounds nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What do they do?

[Bobby Bones]

You guys just got scammed.

[Eddie]

I'm interested.

[Bobby Bones]

You got live scammed right now, what seems like a kind, selfless act is the opposite. Since the victim was kind enough to get you to trust them to pump your gas, it's likely they'll smile, waving. And so what the victim isn't paying attention to is the scammer never puts the gas pump back and uses a still active pump to gas up their own car.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's not really a credit card theft. It's. They pumped. All right, good. They just kind of maybe lay it up there somewhere, and you drive off, and they drive up behind you and pump their gas.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That one ain't so bad. You know what if you need gas? I honest to God think if someone pulled up next to me and they were like, hey, I have no gas, and they don't want my credit card. Can I. Would you buy me some gas? I think I'll buy them gas 9 out of 10 times. If it was literally about gas, I would just think there would be some sort of scam. So it'd be no credit card. I'll pump gas for. If you want gas, I will buy your gas. Or I would go, here's cash to. I wouldn't do that either.

[Eddie]

No, because they can spend that, but

[Bobby Bones]

if they need it. I don't know, man. I just. I have this whole new place in my heart for the. The ability to afford diapers. It's crazy how many diapers people use. And then I just think, like, how did my parents afford diapers when I was a kid? Did they. It's such an expense. Diapers and wipes. And if you're struggling and you live a paycheck to paycheck. I don't even know. I don't even know how you do it. Is why we've been donating so many diapers. Because I would have never known about this had we not been dealing with this. Diapers are so expensive. So everybody out there. That sucks. Cardi B is a victim of a $60,000 credit card fraud. So he pulled up. I was like, I'll pop your gas.

[Eddie]

She said, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

A couple of dudes got a hold of Cardi B's American Express Amex alerted Cardi to a $20,000 charge in an Apple store. Also $40,000 at Saks the guy attempted but failed to withdraw cash at a Chase bank billboard.

[Eddie]

With that story, is a $40,000 charge at a store normal?

[Mike]

Yeah, I think if you. At Neiman Marcus.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

If your card is used to making

[Bobby Bones]

purchases that big by the person, it's not crazy. With other purchases, I would think if. Please take no offense. If someone tried to take your card and do $40,000. Flag, red flag, immediate.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

You get. You'd get a call and they'd shut it down. Yes, yes, yes. So Cardi probably does that a lot on the card, so. Probably nodded.

[Eddie]

I just didn't know people went to stores and spent $40,000 in one visit.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you could. You could do one single bag.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What was the store, Sacks?

[Mike]

Neiman Marcus.

[Eddie]

Oh, Neiman Marcus.

[Bobby Bones]

You could buy a single bag for, God, $34,000. And that's that on that.

[Eddie]

And people can't afford diapers.

[Bobby Bones]

Two different stories.

[Mike]

Well, cardi. Bs. Yeah. Successful. I mean, she's earned her money.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but still, I hope everybody has a great weekend. Anything going on?

[Mike]

Not really.

[Bobby Bones]

Good.

[Mike]

I mean, I think I'm gonna. My son hasn't had his cell phone because he. We know where it is, but we're getting it back today. He left the dentist, so he's been with his dad. I saw him last night at his track meet, but I didn't get to talk to him afterwards because I left. But I can't wait for him to get home from school because I'm gonna. Probably Right when we get done, I'm gonna text two of his friends, moms and see if their boys want to come over. But I feel weird because I haven't asked Stevenson if that's what he wants to do. But I'm 99.9% sure he'll be cool with that. So that'll be kind of like a fun surprise. If those moms, they don't have plans and they're cool with it, then when he gets them from school, I'll be like, guess what? You got friends coming over this weekend.

[Eddie]

But it's a win for you because you're hanging out with your friends, right?

[Mike]

Oh, no. I mean, I. Like. I'm friends with their mom, but I would like to give them a break. Like, they'll just.

[Eddie]

The moms are hanging out with you?

[Mike]

Yeah. I mean, if they want to, they can, but I just can invite the boys over to spend the night.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

But that's good.

[Mike]

So we'll do that either. I'll ask the moms. Like, would Y' all prefer Friday or Saturday night? Like, pick a night that maybe works because they're. They're a trio. Like, all three of them get along so well together that it would be fun. And I feel like those moms do it more at their house. I feel like Stevenson's the one that's always getting invited, that you start to feel like, oh, it's my turn. Yeah. Like, I. And I want to. I'm not doing it because out of any obligation, but it definitely. You know what I'm saying, Eddie, Bobby, you'll get there with your kid where you're like, oh, dang. They're always the ones being proactive. Like, I need to take the lead here.

[Eddie]

Like, there are some parents that always like, oh, no, no, don't worry. We'll take your kid to practice, and then we'll drop them off at your house. And we're like, well, that's awesome. But after, like, the third time they do it, you're like, I should probably pick up their kids and, like, give them a ride and take them to their house.

[Mike]

You're like. You're like, but we never asked. They offered.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Mike]

Yeah. So that's. What about you, baby? I mean, not.

[Eddie]

Did you call him Bibbid?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. She does a lot off. Off mic. But you guys don't hear.

[Mike]

We have petty.

[Eddie]

What you doing, baby?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Here's.

[Bobby Bones]

Sweetie, here's the thing.

[Mike]

Okay. No, he's going to be hanging out with his baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, a lot of that. I think we might try to Patio meal. We haven't done that yet, I think. I'm not sure. Most of it depends on how the baby feels. We also may attempt to get into the wire.

[Mike]

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Because we did start episode one, watch 10 minutes. And I was like, I can't. I don't.

[Mike]

I might try that, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Then it could be like, you know, like a book club, but like a wire club.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

But we're going to be so far

[Bobby Bones]

ahead if we start, because, Amy, you have things to do. We do, too, but all of our things revolve around focusing on something we rarely leave. The bedroom.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

The dogs.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel so bad for the dogs. I try to take them out and run them, but they're just like, where's our attention? And I like, I hired somebody to come and run Eller today because I. Whatever, man. We'll be fine. We'll get through this stage. And she's grow. The baby's growing so much that they're like, she's growing so much that she's uncomfortable. She's four foot tall now.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I don't know what angle. Like, Caitlin sent me a picture the other day and she was like, she's a teenager now. And I was definitely the angle of the photo. But she looked ginormous, I'm telling you. And it was, it's definitely she's sitting. But she did look like a teenager. And I'm like, how did that happen?

[Bobby Bones]

We went to the doctor and the. And I won't say too much. I don't know, my wife wants me to say, but we went too much. And the doctor, I went to the doctor and she was like, yeah, this is. This baby's way longer than it should be at this age.

[Eddie]

Huh? Really?

[Bobby Bones]

They do the percentiles.

[Mike]

Oh, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

And it doesn't always mean that is what happens later in life.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

But I'm telling you, it's way above 90. I'll just say way above 90. Her Caitlyn's family is very tall. Most of mine, like the Estelle part of my family is very tall. Except for my biological dad. Thanks.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Biological dad for Jack.

[Bobby Bones]

Crap. He's like 5:10, 5:11. But the rest of them, like his brothers, they're all six, four, six, five. They're big, big old boys.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

And Caitlyn's family is. They're very tall and athletic. Like, her brother's six, six, played college basketball. So, yeah, I don't know. I also got a pee so bad. I haven't left since. All right. That's all she wrote. Thank you, everybody, and we will see you on Monday. Thank you for. Let's seriously thank you for listening to the podcast. I mentioned last week that we've had just substantial growth and it's so hard to grow, just generally speaking, especially digitally, because there's a hundred new podcasts every day that exists that are fighting for your time. And the fact that you guys listen to us and that this podcast grows, we're very thankful for that. So sometimes I don't say that enough because I don't want to waste time saying that because I want to make sure that what you're listening to is something that you possibly could enjoy. But we're very grateful that you guys keep listening and letting me know when things aren't right. Like the podcast yesterday and we put up the lunchbox price is right episode yesterday. So check that out and we will see you guys Monday. All right, bye, everybody.

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