Amy (2:21)

I've seen men do it too.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (2:24)

The competition.

Bobby Bones (2:25)

There was like a man in it.

Amy (2:26)

Oh, one man.

Bobby Bones (2:28)

I'm not saying it was women only as far as like the rules, but it Was all women in the competition?

Amy (2:33)

Most, yeah.

Bobby Bones (2:34)

And so they go, go. And it looks kind of like a cup stacking championship. You know how they got the table and a little clock beside it, and all of a sudden, they're doing it with this bag, and they grab this bag, they take the bow off, they open it, and slam out the box that has the puzzle in it. And then they have to take the box apart, dump it out, and they just start going to town on the puzzle. It's wild to think that people train at being good at puzzles and they go and compete in these competitions now. No. Shame on them, because I play pickleball, but I just never thought of that as something that people would compete in or they're really good. These people do Rubik's cubes. I don't know how they do that. That's a different part of the brain that I'm not able to access because it's like, here you go. Rubik's cube, go. Or they say, here's Rubik's cube. Look at it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (3:25)

All right.

Bobby Bones (3:26)

Blindfold. Do it. And they remember the whole thing. And they get the Rubik's cube to go.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (3:30)

Dang.

Bobby Bones (3:30)

If you just gave me a Rubik's cube, and I haven't seen one of those in ages, I don't think I could do it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (3:35)

I have one. You want to bring it?

Bobby Bones (3:37)

Well, how I used to do it is take the stickers off.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (3:39)

That was cheating.

Bobby Bones (3:40)

Yes.

Amy (3:42)

Oh, like, remove the colors and then make them all.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (3:44)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (3:45)

Huh.

Amy (3:46)

I didn't know that was the thing.

Bobby Bones (3:47)

It's not really. You're not supposed to do.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (3:49)

No, you're not supposed to be.

Bobby Bones (3:49)

It's against the rules.

Amy (3:50)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (3:52)

Was it. Did you guys ever have a Rubik's cube?

Amy (3:54)

Yeah. Did I ever solve it?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (3:56)

No, never. And it's crazy because when you buy it, it's perfect, Right? And then you just make three moves, and you're like, well, I don't know what to do anymore.

Bobby Bones (4:04)

So when you get it at first, it comes perfectly. All the colors match.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (4:10)

Do you remember that?

Bobby Bones (4:10)

I think that's a funny segment to, like, have a Rubik's cube. Put it down. Stream it. See how long it takes everybody to finish the Rubik's Cube.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (4:20)

Oh, man.

Amy (4:20)

Meet forever infinity.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (4:22)

I don't think I can do it.

Amy (4:23)

It won't.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (4:23)

Like, honestly,

Bobby Bones (4:26)

the puzzle championship was wild.

Amy (4:27)

I could do a puzzle. I mean, I won't win, but I could do it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (4:31)

Do you know how many pieces the puzzles were like?

Bobby Bones (4:33)

No, because I don't know how many pieces a puzzle is to be considered a big puzzle.

Amy (4:37)

I saw one that was 500.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (4:39)

That was the competition.

Bobby Bones (4:40)

Is that a big puzzle?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (4:41)

No, that's average.

Bobby Bones (4:42)

Average, I would imagine if that's what it was that I saw then too. Because it looked. The box looks average shaped.

Amy (4:47)

Yeah. Because you think, well, the way people are spaced out and then what makes sense. But I mean, a puzzle, a thousand, that would be a real legit competition.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (4:54)

You guys saw this on tik Tok.

Bobby Bones (4:56)

This was real because it was a puzzle competition. It was on reals. Older. A little older crow.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (5:02)

I need to look into this. It sounds cool.

Bobby Bones (5:04)

It's wild though, man. They were going to town on that, on those puzzles. It was a warehouse. It was like a. Like a convention center type place. And it was just all tables and all these women and like one dude just going to town on the puzzles. I wonder what the prize money is for a puzzle competition.

Amy (5:18)

I don't know.

Bobby Bones (5:19)

Or if it's all pride or if it's all just trophy.

Amy (5:22)

Oh, well, I'm sure you have to pay. I'm sure you have to pay to enter.

Bobby Bones (5:25)

I don't know. Do you qualify to enter? Oh, I've not seen.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (5:28)

Oh, right. How do you qualify?

Amy (5:30)

I bet if you want to do it, you can do it.

Bobby Bones (5:32)

All right, let's go around. Let's go to Eddie. Eddie, you go first.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (5:36)

Okay. So I was watching a video of this new tool that police are using for high speed chases. It's called a grappler. Have you seen this at all? So basically the old way was throw spikes on the road, Right. And then the flat tire car spins out of control or whatever. Or it slows down. And then there's also to the. The maneuver, the pit maneuver where they hit the back of the car and then it spins out of control or whatever. Well, there's a new thing called the grappler, and it's almost like spider. Like a spider man tool where there's like a net in front of the police car and it hits the bumper, the back of the bumper of the high speed car and it locks the wheels and it just makes the car shut down. But what they're finding out now is that if it's a front wheel drive car, it doesn't do anything but make the car spin. And there was a video where like it ran into a house, you know,

Bobby Bones (6:22)

the driver couldn't control the car anymore, drove into the house.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (6:25)

Correct. So that the whole point of this thing was to make the road safer and like make these cars stop. Safer. But I think it's kind of backfiring for cars that are like front wheel drive. But the video is crazy.

Bobby Bones (6:35)

Hit a wall.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (6:36)

I could think in Arizona, possibly.

Bobby Bones (6:37)

But if you just identify if it's front wheel drive or back wheel drive while you're chasing it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (6:41)

Right.

Bobby Bones (6:42)

We know who the driver is. Would that be a front or back wheel drive? If you had on ice, you want a front wheel drive, right?

Amy (6:50)

I think so. That sounds correct. Because my Ford, you want like a Subaru.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (6:55)

My Ford Focus was front wheel drive. And when it snowed, that thing was an animal.

Amy (7:00)

Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (7:01)

So. Yeah. So to your point, I think a front wheel drive is it.

Amy (7:04)

Shockingly, what you wouldn't think what you need for the snow is. Ends up being good for the snow.

Bobby Bones (7:10)

Well, I think I need a canoe

Amy (7:12)

for what

Eddie (Lunchbox) (7:14)

you said.

Bobby Bones (7:14)

Shockingly, I think I wouldn't need. I think I need a canoe.

Amy (7:18)

No, I don't know that that would help. I'm talking about with a motorized vehicle.

Bobby Bones (7:21)

Got it, Got it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (7:22)

Can you picture Bobby in a canoe? Like he owns a canoe?

Bobby Bones (7:25)

No, that would be accurate. A canoe would not be good. Lunchbox, you're up.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (7:29)

Yeah. There was a teacher in Washington that was doing a PowerPoint presentation, and one

Bobby Bones (7:35)

of the slides had a preview folder up in the corner. And it was topless photos.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (7:42)

There we go.

Bobby Bones (7:43)

Show to the class. Hold on. One of the slides, if they're doing a PowerPoint, had a folder. If you just see the folder, you don't see the topless photos.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (7:52)

But I guess the image for the

Bobby Bones (7:54)

folder was the topless photos.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (7:56)

Like, I guess you can change the image. So you know what it is? Like a thumbnail.

Amy (7:59)

Oh, yeah.

Bobby Bones (8:00)

All my folders are folders.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (8:02)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (8:03)

Well, it was four photos of topless teacher.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (8:08)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (8:08)

So what happens?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (8:10)

So they're investigating.

Bobby Bones (8:12)

No one has been fired yet, but

Eddie (Lunchbox) (8:13)

many students saw it. And the teacher is saying it was an accident.

Bobby Bones (8:18)

We shot a video Once in 11th grade. I remember it was some kind of fake music video for an English class. And so we shot it. And my thing is stupid. My thing for like two years of my life was mooning people. I just thought it was the funniest thing ever if I was in a car. I said, I just thought it was instant reaction. So there was a good solid two years where I would just moon people. And for those that don't know what mooning is, it's your butt. And so I kind of was known for it. Even if I just like mooned with the top of my Crack. So we shot this video, and at the end of the video, I thought this would be funny in the class if I mooned everybody. And I did. But what I didn't expect was too. When I mooned everybody, because I don't know why I thought that was okay in a group project when I mooned everybody, you could also see my tent, my balls.

Amy (9:14)

Oh. What?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (9:15)

Oh, boy. You went all the way down.

Bobby Bones (9:17)

I didn't know the pants. I was like, oh, my God, take it back. Not the best.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (9:25)

Did you get in trouble?

Bobby Bones (9:26)

No. Really? That's called a backward snail scuba.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (9:31)

I don't know what that is.

Bobby Bones (9:34)

When I think back, I don't know why I thought mooning. That was like my calling card for a while. It was like, I just moon you a backward. What a snail. Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (9:42)

So I too had a weird period

Bobby Bones (9:44)

in my time where I would. I would do the back. Did every guy moon for a while?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (9:48)

Yes, everybody Mooning guy.

Bobby Bones (9:50)

I did the backward snail where you

Eddie (Lunchbox) (9:51)

would do that thing where you would. You have your guys showing.

Bobby Bones (9:53)

And I use it to do it

Eddie (Lunchbox) (9:54)

against, like glass screen doors at. At like house parties and stuff.

Bobby Bones (9:57)

Ah, that feels.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (9:59)

What on earth.

Bobby Bones (10:01)

That feels a little next level. Like, mine wasn't on purpose, but I just remember seeing it going, oh, my God. It reminds me of just that teacher. If that's up and she's showing that PowerPoint, she's like, oh, my God, there I am.

Amy (10:12)

People probably still remem. Remember, y', all. Is that. Cuz we had a guy in my grade, his name was Zach, and he did that a lot.

Bobby Bones (10:19)

Mooned.

Amy (10:19)

Mooned. Butt up against glass. Like, naked.

Bobby Bones (10:23)

Well, that's. That's mooning. Yeah, that's just mooning.

Amy (10:26)

But like, I still. I mean, I haven't thought about him in a long time, but I'm like, Zach. It's kind of what he was known for.

Bobby Bones (10:31)

Yeah. So you never mooned, Eddie?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (10:33)

Never. I've never mooned. I was always scared to moon just because pulling your pants down just didn't feel right.

Bobby Bones (10:40)

Yeah, I would. Instinct, you know, like, if I was. Because I played men's league softball at like 15 or so because Arkansas Keith let me play with him, and if I had any friends in the outfield, I'd pull my pants down and just. And balls. Just waiting for the ball and just have the moon out there because I knew it would get. Yeah, that's stupid. Funny.

Amy (10:58)

It's.

Bobby Bones (10:58)

To me, I guess it's funny. Okay, Eddie. Thank you. Or lunchbox. Thank you, Morgan.

Amy (11:03)

So you guys Know that place in Kentucky where there was the collision on the Runway and 14 people died with the UPS? Not. I think it was a UPS.

Bobby Bones (11:14)

Yes, the plane. The plane tried to get up and it couldn't and then it tried to come back down.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (11:20)

Yes.

Bobby Bones (11:21)

Yes, go ahead.

Amy (11:21)

Yeah. So there was another near miss. A UPS jet had. Was forced to abort its landing because there was a small plane that was taxing on the Runway and was not listening to the air traffic controller. And you see it like near miss on the map. The UPS jet like had to go completely around because the. For whatever reason the small plane was not listening.

Bobby Bones (11:46)

They checked the recording from the small plane and all you heard was meow.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (11:50)

And then those guys.

Bobby Bones (11:55)

Yeah. All these near misses. And I'm sure there have been a lot of them, we just didn't know them because it wasn't a story. Because the big story was the LaGuardia one happened where the two pilots died. They hit the fire truck.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (12:05)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (12:06)

Then there was another one that almost happened. Now this is happening. So these are popping up a lot more because of those stories. But I mean, I think that's probably part of the reason the meow story popped was because of all the traffic controller. The shenanigans happening or people not paying attention or people being overworked or understaffed, etc. So it feels like this is a. I don't know what this would fall under if they're for sure saying that small plane wasn't paying attention.

Amy (12:30)

Yeah, because they hear the air traffic controller yell like Skylab2.5 stop. And they do it again and say, what are you doing? And they then they instructed the UPS plane to go around. So the air traffic controller in this situation was doing, to my understanding, exactly what they were supposed to be. So was the UPS plane, but the small plane. Whatever was happening in there was wrong.

Bobby Bones (12:52)

That UPS probably flying packages. I don't even understand how those things get overnight. Lunchbox. Is that crazy to you how packages can go like overnight?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (13:00)

Yeah, it is crazy how I can order something at 7 o' clock at night and it can be at my doorstep by 5am that's bananas. Well, it's absolutely bananas. That one's kind of hard

Bobby Bones (13:13)

local in a warehouse.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (13:14)

And I don't think that's happened very often for you.

Bobby Bones (13:15)

Yeah, like Amazon, they'll have.

Amy (13:18)

Yeah, you must have paid the extra 299.

Bobby Bones (13:20)

Regionally there's something they can ship to you. But if you're going like a few states over on an airplane, that's a Little fast.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (13:27)

Yes.

Bobby Bones (13:27)

If I order something on a website

Eddie (Lunchbox) (13:29)

and it can be at my door the next day. That is crazy.

Bobby Bones (13:33)

I agree it's crazy. I agree it's crazy. But it can happen.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (13:35)

Isn't it crazy?

Amy (13:36)

Email is crazy.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (13:36)

Isn't it crazy, too, that, like, you could be in Nashville, like, right now, and in three hours you can be in Texas. But that's crazy.

Amy (13:44)

That's a lot of the same thing.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (13:45)

Yes, it is.

Amy (13:46)

No, it's not. No, it's not. Because you're processing. Yeah. Okay, us humans, we get on an airplane, fly to another state. Okay? No, this is a package that has a specific address on it that's being scanned. No, no, it's. It's a real thing.

Bobby Bones (13:59)

It's way different. It is way different. Completely different.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (14:01)

No, it's not.

Amy (14:02)

Guys, it is. You're talking about an envelope.

Bobby Bones (14:06)

So what?

Amy (14:07)

With an address.

Bobby Bones (14:08)

Are you there? Are you arguing snail mail right now? We're talking, first of all.

Amy (14:11)

Yeah, but Eddie's trying to say that us getting on a plane and flying to Austin is the same thing as a package coming from California.

Bobby Bones (14:17)

I think he's just saying, isn't it crazy? We have the technology to move fast across large geographic areas.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (14:23)

No, he's saying it's the same. He just admitted it's the same. No, because they have to get this

Bobby Bones (14:27)

item, put it in a box.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (14:28)

Put it in. I don't know why I started this. They have to take the vehicle to a center, scan it, drive it to

Bobby Bones (14:35)

the airport, load it on the plane.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (14:37)

It gets off the plane into another vehicle, has to go to another warehouse, scanned into a vehicle, then out. A human just walks the airport, get in, get out. I mean, it's really easy. No, actually, the human does exactly what you just said. It wakes up, it packs, it goes

Bobby Bones (14:51)

to the airport, you wait. Then you wait at the airport for an hour. You go straight to the airport. You go straight to the airport.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (14:57)

It's not that hard.

Amy (14:57)

It's. Come on.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (14:58)

You know, he has 24 hours versus

Bobby Bones (15:00)

the package has many more stops than

Eddie (Lunchbox) (15:03)

a human going airplane to airplane.

Bobby Bones (15:05)

That's on me.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (15:05)

Don't be an idiot.

Bobby Bones (15:06)

Hey, hand up. I shouldn't have gone back to the well for that one. All right, let's go with some voicemails. Number one, please. Just. Just wanted to say that I loved Amy's bird story and wish she would have read all the months birds because I wanted to know what my birthday month bird was.

Amy (15:24)

Second, I think Eddie's low T is also making him a hater so definitely need to get that checked out. Thanks. Bye.

Bobby Bones (15:32)

For the record, Amy did not have every month of all the birds. I looked at her page that she had. There were just our months. I have the article, but she didn't have it. It was all written on her page.

Amy (15:41)

But she would have said her birthday month, because I could tell. Look, I have the article right here. I could get what you want. January.

Bobby Bones (15:48)

Anybody could Google it, too.

Amy (15:50)

Chickadee. January's a chickadee.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (15:52)

But see, I also feel like I'm not crazy, guys.

Bobby Bones (15:54)

They're just making that up.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (15:56)

They are making that up.

Bobby Bones (15:57)

Yeah, that's just. That's just literally making it up.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (15:59)

But I did think that story was interesting.

Bobby Bones (16:01)

I could do everybody's birthday fish. And I can make it up right now and write an article.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (16:05)

Ooh, let's see.

Bobby Bones (16:07)

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. March, trout.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (16:09)

Hey.

Bobby Bones (16:10)

Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (16:10)

Okay, what's yours? April.

Bobby Bones (16:13)

April shark.

Amy (16:15)

March. Oh, March, March, same.

Bobby Bones (16:17)

Trout.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (16:17)

You're a trout. Amy.

Bobby Bones (16:18)

July, sea bass. Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (16:21)

Oh, wow. Lunchbox is a sea bass.

Bobby Bones (16:23)

Yeah, exactly. Give me another month. See how easy this is. October, October, dolphin. You rock.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (16:28)

But this article had descriptions. Why. Why is.

Bobby Bones (16:30)

Dolphin's not a fish. But I would put that in there to get people to comment in the comment section and be like, that's not a fish.

Amy (16:34)

Remember, you were a swan. And a swan never runs from their desires.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (16:37)

That's it.

Bobby Bones (16:38)

I always run from my desire. No, you're the most disciplined person ever. That's different than desire.

Amy (16:43)

No, you desire.

Bobby Bones (16:44)

Desire is to eat freaking strawberry shortcake and pudding all day long.

Amy (16:48)

Oh, my gosh. You have other desires.

Bobby Bones (16:50)

Yeah, but I. No, no. A desire is much more short term. A dream is much more long term.

Amy (16:57)

Oh, okay. You desire for success.

Bobby Bones (17:01)

I desired to sleep longer this morning. I didn't.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (17:03)

Oh, that. Yeah, that's nice.

Amy (17:05)

Okay. August is bluebird, in case anybody wants to know. Ooh, September's a dove.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (17:11)

But, like, you guys realize, though, that, like, perch. I gave Amy.

Bobby Bones (17:15)

December's a perch.

Amy (17:16)

November, ravens.

Bobby Bones (17:17)

You gave Amy a terrible story. Now, it's a funny bit because it was so terrible, it's like, doubled up on itself.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (17:21)

Right, right, right, right. But then this. But Amy turned on that story, like, real quick, like, it's not mine. Eddie gave it to me. And then the caller's like, I liked Amy's story.

Bobby Bones (17:29)

The only reason people think it's funny is because I've turned it into the worst segment ever. And it's that whole. Now it's turned into a funny thing.

Amy (17:35)

I know, but she's One caller, Eddie, one caller.

Bobby Bones (17:38)

But it doesn't matter. If we make fun of anything, we can make it so entertaining that people are like, no, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Number two, Ray.

Amy (17:46)

I just had to comment on the

Bobby Bones (17:47)

irony of Eddie and Daniel giving such

Amy (17:50)

low T energy, worrying about who is going to draw their blood and their gender. A nurse is definitely the best option until you threw out emt. That's even better.

Bobby Bones (17:59)

Good luck, Eddie and Daniel, and stop manifesting low teeth.

Amy (18:04)

Paramedic in the house.

Bobby Bones (18:05)

Yeah, but see Eduardo and Daniel.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (18:08)

Eduardo and Daniel locking it up. I was wondering, is this one of Amy's friends? Like, who is this guy?

Bobby Bones (18:13)

No, let her. Let her do her thing. Hey, let it. Let her cook. Okay.

Amy (18:16)

Is it. No, I had to get all the details about. No, my friend knows. I knew. I thought of it right when Bobby or the listener suggested. Wasn't a listener that came up with the segment, I was like, oh, my gosh. I've had.

Bobby Bones (18:29)

We're talking about fish. What are we talking about here?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (18:31)

No, whoever's drawing.

Amy (18:32)

I was worried. I thought of location, proximity. I know of this place. Because my friend was.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (18:36)

You think we're talking about fish?

Bobby Bones (18:37)

Well, she's like, a listener came, didn't come up with a segment. I was like, no, I came up with a segment thinking it would never happen. Oh, if we. If we measure the testosterone of you two people. And you guys were like, yeah, we'll do it. I'm like, oh, jackpot.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (18:50)

Jackpot.

Bobby Bones (18:50)

Jackpot.

Amy (18:51)

Listen to.

Bobby Bones (18:52)

Listen to. Tell me something good. We did.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (18:55)

Oh, man.

Bobby Bones (18:56)

You can hear Jackpot. All right, next one.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:00)

Hey, longtime listeners.

Bobby Bones (19:02)

Hey, I hear you're having a tea

Amy (19:04)

contest between Daniel and Eddie.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:06)

If I'm heard right, Daniel is on

Bobby Bones (19:09)

Calis, so isn't that going to give a false reading in his tea? Because if you're on Calis, I would imagine you're going to have a higher tea. Love the show.

Amy (19:18)

Are you still on it, Lunchbox?

Bobby Bones (19:22)

Yeah, I'm here.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:23)

He wasn't answering to Daniel.

Bobby Bones (19:25)

But Amy never said anything to Daniel.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:26)

I know.

Amy (19:28)

Okay, Lunchbox. Are you on Calis?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:31)

No.

Amy (19:31)

Okay.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:32)

Are you sure?

Amy (19:33)

Is he just saying that?

Bobby Bones (19:34)

Is he saying he's drugging up?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:37)

He has ped.

Amy (19:38)

Wait, Should I try to find out

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:41)

for the T test?

Bobby Bones (19:42)

Okay, let's see.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (19:45)

Don't be cheating, Lunchbox. How would I cheat? By taking.

Bobby Bones (19:50)

I just told you I'm not on it. Whenever we figure out who's going to come and do this, whenever that happens, they come up and Lunchbox has got a Full boner. Can we notice it? We're like, dude, that is not. That's not fair.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (20:07)

You better not.

Bobby Bones (20:08)

We're gonna be. Hey, we're gonna test. I'm gonna have to.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (20:12)

How are you gonna test?

Bobby Bones (20:12)

I'm gonna slap both of you guys with the back of my hand, right? To make sure you guys aren't teeing up.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (20:17)

He just told you he's gonna test. He's gonna check.

Bobby Bones (20:19)

I'm gonna cup check. All right, give me number five. Ray, wouldn't it be a hoot if the cleaning lady came back and said, I really need a kidney? Eddie, would you be.

Amy (20:37)

Now's really not the time.

Bobby Bones (20:39)

Just wondering.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (20:41)

Why is everyone attacking me? Just trying to help the cleaning lady. Let's see what she says.

Bobby Bones (20:47)

I don't know. Okay.

Amy (20:50)

I mean, it would be.

Bobby Bones (20:51)

Yeah, yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (20:53)

I give her a kidney serendipitous.

Amy (20:56)

Like, this is everything you've said you've always wanted, and then you start talking about how you want to help her, and then turns out she needs what you've been wanting to give.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (21:06)

I like that. It's. I think I said it'd be cool to do that, and then you turn into something I've always wanted.

Bobby Bones (21:12)

No, you just said it so many times. You really wanted to do it. You looked into it. You called your sister to get advice on it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (21:20)

No, that was for plasma or bone marrow. Bone marrow. See, we've talked about it so much, we don't even know what we're talking about.

Bobby Bones (21:27)

You've created this monster. Now you have to feed it. All right, thank you for the voicemails. Anytime. 87777, Bobby. That is our number. Leave us a voicemail. 877-77- Bobby. A Michigan gas station clerk is being praised for helping rescue a 16 year old girl who was abducted at gunpoint. About 30 minutes after the kidnapping, the suspect brought the teen into the Sunoco station and told her to pay for some stuff, which raised suspicion. When she silently mouthed help to the clerk. The employee stepped in, confronted the man and moved the girl to safety while calling the police. Officers who had already been tracking the girl's phone, thanks to tips from other students, arrived quickly, arrested the suspect, and he had this suspect had history of, like, rape charges, bad stuff. Police say the attack was random and the suspect and victim did not know each other. New York Post with that story. But had it not been for this guy working at the gas station, she probably would not have been safe.

Amy (22:22)

Golly scary.

Bobby Bones (22:23)

There you go. A 24,000-year-old microscopic creature is brought back to life after being frozen in Siberian ice. Okay, this feels a bit like Captain America. Isn't this how he came back, Mike? Yeah, he's frozen. Roytifers, tiny aquatic animals known for surviving extreme conditions, have been proven to be far more resilient. In 2021, Russian scientists studying Siberian permafrost discovered one of these that had been frozen for 24,000 years.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (22:52)

Crazy.

Amy (22:53)

Okay.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (22:53)

What do you mean?

Bobby Bones (22:54)

Why do you keep going okay? I don't know what's okay about.

Amy (22:57)

Just seems crazy to me.

Bobby Bones (22:59)

Yeah, we agree with that. But your tone is like, you don't believe it.

Amy (23:02)

I don't believe anything. Anything.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (23:03)

But this was like a microscopic thing. Right. It wasn't like an animal that just started, like, breathing and walking.

Amy (23:09)

Right. Like a little teeny.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (23:10)

They looked in the microscope, in the

Amy (23:11)

microscope, and it started moving, wiggling around.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (23:14)

Yeah.

Amy (23:14)

Okay.

Bobby Bones (23:14)

Once revived, the organism resumed normal activity and even reproduced, demonstrating its ability to survive the finding. Oh, now you believe it. All of a sudden, once Eddie says it's not a wolf, Amy's like, oh, okay, I get it.

Amy (23:27)

I was picturing more of, like, a living creature that's been, like, frozen, and then it starts.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (23:32)

It walks away.

Amy (23:33)

Yeah. I'm like, well, okay then. Okay, I believe it.

Bobby Bones (23:38)

The finding significantly extended the known survival limits of roideifers. Again, I don't know what a reuterfer is, but it does say that it is remarkable how durable multicellular life can be and offers insights to preserving biological cells for medical and scientific purposes. From times of India. So, yes, it is a microscopic creature, but it was frozen. Look, there it is. How cute is that?

Amy (24:02)

Oh, wow. Cute.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (24:04)

Then it started moving.

Amy (24:05)

Cute maybe.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (24:06)

Then it walked away.

Amy (24:07)

This is one step closer to us freezing ourselves.

Bobby Bones (24:12)

Yeah. I think what they're saying by this is we could save parts of us, microscopic parts of us freeze that it could be used by future generations for medical science, etc. When in the past they did not think that could happen. But 24,000 years, that's significant. That's like black and white. Days before that, that's when families would gather around the radio and listen to full shows. Amy, what's your story?

Amy (24:40)

So yesterday I saw a clip of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, and I fell for it.

Bobby Bones (24:46)

Every day you go, this isn't political every day. Amy's is every day. Right back into it every day.

Amy (24:53)

Okay, I have another story.

Bobby Bones (24:54)

Go ahead. What did you fall for? He did.

Amy (24:56)

I fell for it.

Bobby Bones (24:57)

He did say the thing from.

Amy (24:58)

So people are chopping up the Video of him leading a prayer and some people are making it seem as though he's an idiot, which is believable. I fell for it. I fell for it.

Bobby Bones (25:14)

The Pulp Fiction thing.

Amy (25:15)

Yes. So it acts as if he thinks that this is actually a verse from the Bible because it cuts off the part where he's explaining that it's from Pulp Fiction. And so I kept seeing some videos and I'm like, oh my gosh, I can't believe he thinks this is a real verse. And then I saw Mo News post the complete clip and he totally addresses that it's from Pulp Fiction. So I'm just saying you can't fall for every video you see on the Internet. Go to reliable news sources to back it up or non biased news sources that are just going to give you the facts instead of try to create a narrative that's not true.

Bobby Bones (25:58)

I feel like our beats are lunchboxes. Megan Thee Stallion. Eddie likes Megan Thee Stallion.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (26:05)

Oh, man.

Bobby Bones (26:06)

Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (26:06)

One of the best shows I've ever seen in my life.

Bobby Bones (26:10)

Lunchbox's beat is Cardi B. Amy's beat is now politics.

Amy (26:14)

But that's not political.

Bobby Bones (26:16)

No, I know, but every. It's every day.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (26:18)

But it starts with like a rep, like a representative.

Bobby Bones (26:20)

I also, I also went to you last today because I knew. I was like, if we go back to Swalwell or we go to. Let's just do it at the end. And then I'm like, okay, cool, we'll go to Amy at the end. And she's like, pete, hey. I'm like, oh my God.

Amy (26:32)

You want to know what story I

Bobby Bones (26:33)

was one day like, can we go back to bird birthdays?

Amy (26:37)

I did do that one day and you hated it. I did do. I did Birds. I did the. The most non political thing you could think of. And also my story isn't political. It was really a PSA for people of like fact checking things before you start thinking something about someone. And then also the story I was debating telling versus that one was that I saw that QVC is gonna file for bankruptcy because of TikTok shop Teemu Re. You know, reels, like now on reels, you can link stuff in reels so people can shop through the reel instead of just their stories. That's a new feature. And I was like, dang. My goal in life was to one day, I don't know for what, but to be on QVC in some way, shape or form. And now that's not gonna happen.

Bobby Bones (27:22)

But I think HSN is better than qvc. Right.

Amy (27:25)

Well, whatever. I'm sure it's only a matter of time for hsn.

Bobby Bones (27:28)

Yeah. They have to change their model.

Amy (27:30)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (27:30)

Even take Home Shopping Network or QVC to TikTok shop, which maybe they have. That would be the first thing I would think is we want to run this stream on TikTok shop and build a TikTok store. We have the brand equity of being HSN or QVC. We have channels. Got a blue check mark. People will trust us a little more even if we are using TikTok shop. And obviously TikTok shop making money off of it too. But they're not completely losing out. And people. What?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (27:54)

That's a good idea.

Bobby Bones (27:55)

I'm sure somebody thought of that.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (27:56)

Really?

Bobby Bones (27:57)

They had to have.

Amy (27:58)

Wait, did you say, I guess QVC is a home shopping network. But then there is actually hsn, because it says the owner of Home Shopping Network, Pioneer qvc. That's just the category.

Bobby Bones (28:11)

Yeah, maybe Home Shopping Network is a brand, which I believe it is. And it's also.

Amy (28:16)

They own both.

Bobby Bones (28:17)

Oh, they do.

Amy (28:17)

Okay. So a filing about imminent bankruptcy protection by parent company qvc, which also owns hsn, formerly the Home Shopping Network. Anyway, they're both shutting down. This is like when we lost Blockbuster is. It's just like, you know, the end of an era.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (28:35)

People don't know what it's like. Kids don't know what it's like to go to a movie store.

Bobby Bones (28:38)

But I never shopped on Home Shop. There's no loss in it for me.

Amy (28:42)

My mom loved ordering things online and so did my grandma.

Bobby Bones (28:46)

Online? You mean on tv?

Amy (28:47)

I mean, yes, yes. Like call. Call the number. Yeah, yeah, on tv. And things would arrive. I mean, she would order the craziest things.

Bobby Bones (28:56)

I mean, it's probably like us now on our phones. I mean, that was it. You just. Stuff just shows up. Like, oh, yeah, crap, I forgot I bought that, you know, 16 set, porcelain figurines, Harry Potter.

Amy (29:07)

Yeah. I guess to be fair, when I really think about my mom, hers was more infomercials that she was into. Not necessarily. My grandma was more qvc. But infomercials, man, they would suck us in.

Bobby Bones (29:18)

I didn't like that second story.

Amy (29:20)

Oh, see, I had something. I guess I just used poor judgment, choosing the other one that was Eeny meeny Mighty Mo. I went with petex.

Bobby Bones (29:30)

I literally went to Eddie first today because I thought, you know, let's get something a little softer. We don't. We don't want to start with MeToo again. Hashtag MeToo. So we go to Eddie and we'll end with Amy with whatever she got in her mind. And. And Eddie's like, spider Man Cops. And lunchbox like, lunchbox like boobs in a classroom. Yeah. And Amy's like, pete Hexith is in it again.

Amy (29:55)

Okay, I will. You know what? Next week I'll bring stuff. No, no, no, no. It's all good.

Bobby Bones (30:00)

But just so people know, I don't know what you guys. I don't know what you guys are bringing.

Amy (30:03)

You know what? I almost brought, actually, I forgot.

Bobby Bones (30:06)

What.

Amy (30:06)

This is crazy. Have you seen that website that was training men to drug their wives?

Bobby Bones (30:15)

I saw. How many people were reading?

Amy (30:17)

62 million.

Bobby Bones (30:18)

Yeah. What on earth?

Amy (30:20)

62. Yes. CNN had a whole story. I'm sure it's elsewhere too, but that's where I read it. And I could not believe that something like that exists. They were like. Men could log on and see how to appropriate, like properly drug their partner so they could do whatever they wanted and they would film it and post it up to the website. Yeah, it's bad stuff.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (30:42)

Oh, I thought it was to kill their wife.

Amy (30:44)

No, no, no. The wife.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (30:45)

To take advantage of them.

Amy (30:46)

Yes. They're not to kill them. They're making content kind of dang. I mean, it's a sick fetish, whatever they're into, but then they upload so that other people can.

Bobby Bones (30:57)

Was that Dark Web, though? Not that though, meaning.

Amy (31:01)

Oh, wow. I sure hope so. I sure hope. How?

Bobby Bones (31:03)

The video part, the. The content part, I did not see that. I saw where all the hits. And then I thought, there's probably some weirdos that created the site. These people were reading it. And then mostly people found out about it. They're just going to see it because they heard about how bad it was. And that also creates.

Amy (31:18)

That drove traffic.

Bobby Bones (31:19)

But. But if it's on Dark Web, that's not the case. I didn't know the content part of it, therefore, I don't know. Because if people are uploading videos, that's for sure.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (31:25)

Dark Web.

Bobby Bones (31:27)

Because that ain't happening on. Up on our Internet. Our part of the highway.

Amy (31:30)

Right. Well, I didn't know what country this originated in, though. I don't know.

Bobby Bones (31:36)

That was your third option.

Amy (31:38)

That was just one that's floating in my head. That like, I thought when I was driving to work, I thought that's what maybe I'd talk about. But then I thought, it's a little much.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (31:46)

Did they bust those people?

Amy (31:47)

We got their website.

Bobby Bones (31:49)

It wasn't Dark Web. It wasn't. And People were uploading content. Yeah. That's crazy.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (31:53)

Yikes.

Amy (31:54)

Isn't that so sad?

Bobby Bones (31:55)

What country? I don't see the country, but it was a chat room called without her knowledge. And there was another website called Motherless.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (32:06)

What on earth?

Amy (32:07)

I know. It's sick.

Bobby Bones (32:09)

And it was not Drugging your wife.

Amy (32:10)

Yes. So that you could do things to her.

Bobby Bones (32:15)

I would think more people looking at that site wouldn't have wives. They just wanted to learn how to drug women in random places.

Amy (32:22)

From what I saw, it was specifically your partner.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (32:25)

Man, I'm learning. Like, you can think of the most messed up thing ever, and somebody's doing it.

Bobby Bones (32:30)

Oh, yeah. Like, I would think you can think the most messed up thing, and somebody's got you beat. Been doing it and already gone to the next level.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (32:36)

That's crazy.

Bobby Bones (32:38)

Yeah, it's crazy.

Amy (32:40)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (32:40)

A hundred thousand.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (32:42)

Amy. Amy. And that was your third option?

Bobby Bones (32:46)

Amy.

Amy (32:47)

That was actually my first option, but I forgot about it until, like, that's what I was thinking on my drive to work. And then I. Whatever do you want? Should I run my stories by you?

Bobby Bones (32:59)

No, I don't want to know. This is the one part of the show that I don't want to know, because I just like to, like, talk about it and not have to go into it having everything planned out.

Amy (33:07)

Okay.

Bobby Bones (33:07)

Okay, Mike, anything else about that that you saw? Oh, this stuff is dark.

Amy (33:11)

It is.

Bobby Bones (33:12)

It's like, basically them showing how to drug their wives and then have other men come hook up with their wives when they're passed out.

Amy (33:19)

I didn't see. See, that part got worse.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (33:21)

Gosh.

Amy (33:21)

I didn't. I thought. I had thought it was already dark enough, and it just got like I

Bobby Bones (33:27)

said, whatever you got, you can elevate it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (33:29)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (33:30)

$100,000 winning lottery ticket sat in a box for five months. A Michigan man said his ticket for the Michigan Lottery Super Raffle was sitting in a box for nearly five months before he discovered it was a $100,000 winner. This is just one of those stories like we talked about where people don't know if they're the winner or a ticket gets put away, and they're like, oh, it's gonna expire. And that almost happened here. So went, saw the tickets, looked at them, realized, I'll check it. One was $100 winner. And he was pumped, then realized one was a $100,000 winner. That's pretty crazy. Robots captured Russian army positions by themselves for historic. First. Did you see the robots, like, running the wolves or whatever? Like, just humanoids? Chasing the wolves.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (34:12)

Oh, on the street.

Bobby Bones (34:12)

Yeah, I saw that.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (34:14)

Was that real?

Bobby Bones (34:15)

There were animals, whatever.

Amy (34:16)

They were like wild hogs. It was chasing after wild hogs, that what it was.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (34:20)

That was crazy looking.

Bobby Bones (34:21)

Yeah. Zelensky said Ukrainian forces successfully captured a Russian position using only unmanned technology, ground robots and aerial drones, marking a first in the war. What will. Eventually, in my opinion, it'll be just video game where you just send your robots against their robots and they fight and whoever wins, you're like, okay, well I guess you're the winner and no humans have to die and that's safer.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (34:43)

Yeah, it's not a bad game.

Bobby Bones (34:44)

I don't know if that's really going to be the case, but that's almost seeming like that's what's starting to happen a bit. We're just fighting so much with different technology. If it's drones, if it's hacking, if it's. That's almost like, let's just go. Technology against technology, like rock em sock on robots. And if your robot wins, you're now the winner of the war.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (35:01)

But there's no fear in that, right? Like in part of war, like I'm gonna scare you by killing half of your population. Or if you're just gonna, I'm gonna kill your robots. Everyone's like, all right, that was a fun game.

Bobby Bones (35:13)

No, there has to be an agreement that you get to take over though. If you beat my robots.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (35:16)

Sign here.

Bobby Bones (35:17)

Yes. Like we signed a contract. If your rock em Sock em robot beats ours, you now are the leader.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (35:23)

God, I would love that.

Amy (35:25)

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Amy (39:25)

Oh, you know it. Yeah, it happened in 1912.

Bobby Bones (39:29)

And how do you know that? Because. That's right.

Amy (39:32)

Just my brain from. It's been a.

Bobby Bones (39:36)

From learning.

Amy (39:37)

From learning. Probably years of playing games on this show. Not sure I would have remembered it

Bobby Bones (39:44)

from school, but I didn't know if there was. Yeah, I didn't know if that was a thing. Like, there was, like, some. Some stuff sticks, oddly. I don't know if it was, like, learning in school.

Amy (39:52)

Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure it was just. Over the years, many, many questions about the Titanic have come up.

Bobby Bones (39:59)

A woman. Oh, the woman who was busted during the Coldplay concert. Remember her up on the screen?

Amy (40:03)

Mm. The hr.

Bobby Bones (40:05)

Yeah. So she said that Chris Martin never checked in on her.

Amy (40:08)

Oh.

Bobby Bones (40:08)

What do you. What do you think he's gonna call you?

Amy (40:10)

Well, maybe somebody asked her that.

Bobby Bones (40:11)

Well, so, okay, so here's what happens. They're walking through. So the Coldplay Kiss Cam executive was the keynote speaker at this event. It says April 16th. So yesterday it cost $875 per person to get into the event. So maybe it was pre. Regardless, it's called Taking Back the Negative at PR Week Crisis Comms Conference, she was walking out and was asked if Chris Martin ever contacted her. Here you go.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (40:40)

Has Chris Martin ever reached out to you?

Amy (40:41)

No.

Bobby Bones (40:42)

No, never did. Would you appreciate if he did?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (40:44)

Yep.

Amy (40:45)

Would have been great.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (40:46)

Would you still go to a concert?

Amy (40:48)

No. Coldplay or any Coldplay?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (40:50)

Coldplay.

Amy (40:51)

No. I'm all set.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (40:51)

All set.

Bobby Bones (40:52)

Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (40:52)

All right. You did a great speech. I really like.

Bobby Bones (40:55)

Nah, he led her there. She was just trying to get rid of him.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (40:58)

Okay.

Bobby Bones (40:58)

He let her into that because she's like, yeah, yeah. So this story is wildly misleading. Pete Hexseth type story.

Amy (41:06)

See? Talk about misleading. Click a bait.

Bobby Bones (41:09)

Yeah, because the headline is she said Chris Martin never checked in on her. And you're like, well, of course he didn't. Why would he check in on it? And then you're like, stop being a loser and talking about it. And it's all the reporter asking her, and she's just trying to get rid of him. Like, Yep, yep. Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (41:21)

Unfair. What was the name of the conference?

Bobby Bones (41:23)

It's a PR crisis called Taking Back the Narrative.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (41:26)

That's funny that she's speaking at that.

Bobby Bones (41:28)

Well, no, it's perfect. That's why she's speaking at it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (41:31)

I know, but I feel like.

Amy (41:32)

Probably why she's invited.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (41:33)

But I feel like she didn't do a good job at killing that.

Amy (41:37)

But that wasn't. That was just like, in the hall. It sounds like. Like a guy being like.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (41:40)

No, I'm talking about the whole point of the conference. Right. Like pr, how to. How to deal with a PR crisis.

Bobby Bones (41:46)

I think she's probably there to talk about what's happened, and then they can talk about things that they did wrong, things they're doing right. I don't think it's her going, look at my successful story.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (41:55)

Look how I did it.

Amy (41:56)

Yeah, she wasn't pr. She was hr.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (41:59)

No, what I'm talking about, like, that. That was a bad one. Like, the way that all that was handled.

Bobby Bones (42:03)

Yeah. But I think that's also why you talk about it. You can also talk about how you did something really great or what you learned by doing something really bad or unsuccessfully.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (42:12)

Okay.

Bobby Bones (42:12)

Like, both of those are very valuable. But no, no, there's no taking back that narrative. There was no narrative with them. There wasn't a narrative, and they took it back. That would mean you had to have a narrative to begin with. Nobody knew who they were, so all of a sudden they're thrust into the spotlight. It's not like they could take back a narrative. The only narrative they had was nobody knowing who they were. But I think through that, she's probably learned a lot about when negative PR happens.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (42:40)

And then the way everyone just investigated so quickly, like, well, who are these people? And then they found out quickly who they were.

Bobby Bones (42:46)

Well, they investigated because there was money there. Because if you know about the hottest thing happening, people are going to click into it. People click into it. You're going to make more money off the ads that are on your page. Like, people really didn't care. It was just kind of a funny thing for a minute.

Amy (43:01)

Yeah. And it's crazy to think that had they not ducked away, like, it would have been, like, there and gone.

Bobby Bones (43:08)

They showed 20 people that night on camera during that song with their arms around each other. Had they not reacted that way, I bet you in their head they thought that a thousand times.

Amy (43:19)

Because then Chris Martin would have never said, ha, ha, y', all, Because y' all are having an affair, or whatever he said.

Bobby Bones (43:24)

And then the person who posted it would have never posted it, because Chris Martin would have never said, haha, you're having an affair. Because they never jumped out of each other's arms and Then it turns out they probably one. It wasn't one of them maybe cheating. And the other one was separated.

Amy (43:39)

The one. The. She was separated. Her and her husband were separated from. What I saw from her Oprah interview or what I.

Bobby Bones (43:47)

When she was taking back the narrative,

Amy (43:49)

when she was trying to gain control of the narrative, was that she. Her. What he led her to believe that he was also in the same situation. And then she learned through that quickly that he was not because of how he was behaving. Because she's like, look, her. Her ex husband or her sorry, estranged husband, if they were separated, was at the same Coldplay concert maybe.

Bobby Bones (44:12)

So Coldplay must be massive in that market. Yeah, whatever.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (44:16)

Yeah. What city is that?

Bobby Bones (44:17)

Yeah, man, everybody.

Amy (44:18)

That's what I remember.

Bobby Bones (44:19)

But then people you hate, everybody's at Coldplay.

Amy (44:21)

I guess maybe some parts of her were entertaining, like her attraction to him or whatever, thinking he was a certain kind of guy. And she learned in how he handled this what was really going on in his life, that it wasn't what he was telling her. And then how he handled it. She's like, I have no desire to talk to him anymore. And she doesn't because she was so unimpressed with how he handled everything.

Bobby Bones (44:41)

Yeah, that's also just what you say if you don't want to be the person that's the bad guy. Because I don't know that her story's wrong. I don't know that it's right.

Amy (44:48)

I mean, but her. Her. Her. Her husband that she was separated from even came out and said, yeah, we're separated, but, like, his. The guy.

Bobby Bones (44:54)

How do we know that she didn't know.

Amy (44:58)

True, you're right.

Bobby Bones (44:59)

But you start saying stuff.

Amy (45:01)

I know. I just feel like I believe her.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (45:05)

The guy hasn't talked at all. Right. Like the guy in the video.

Bobby Bones (45:08)

I don't know. I'm telling you, I did not care at all. I do not care at all. Until it pops back up.

Amy (45:14)

Talking about it again.

Bobby Bones (45:15)

Yeah, none of me cares about it until I see it again. And I'm like, oh, yeah.

Amy (45:18)

Oh, yeah. One of the biggest things of what

Bobby Bones (45:20)

for like, a week?

Amy (45:21)

Well, but you go over the list, like the end of the year of the top moments, and this was one of them.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (45:26)

They were like Halloween costumes.

Bobby Bones (45:29)

It's so funny because we know we can picture them in our heads. It was such a funny story for a few days, and it keeps showing up again and again. And you would think they would have done something, like, terrible. But if we saw them in the Grocery store. We wouldn't be like, oh, look at that, it's a bad person. We wouldn't think that of them in any way because we don't really know their story and they're doing something probably 500,000 people are doing.

Amy (45:51)

That's what I felt so bad for her on Oprah, talking about how like at her kids school she couldn't even go to things. Like her kids didn't want her there because her being there caused such a ruckus and that she was famous.

Bobby Bones (46:02)

I would say though, if you're just famous, let's just say Ariana Grande drops you off at school. That's going to be a ruckus. That's not negative. Yeah, but any sort of notoriety is going to create a ruckus. She didn't kill nobody in that whole story. Hurt a kid, kicked a dog. Who knows what the truth was. It was just super entertaining. And I think it was so entertaining because again, nobody did anything so bad that you'd feel guilty about being entertained by a serial killer documentary. When we have to talk about, wow, this was so good. But, but we think it's bad we have to do any of that. We're like, holy crap, that's wild. But we wouldn't see them and go like, that's a bad person.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (46:38)

No, I mean even like from the video and they, and then you see them like see her on Oprah and you're like, oh, wow, she looks totally different than I thought she did. Just because the video from, from the Jumbotron is so grainy and like blurry. I would, I don't even think if I saw her at the grocery store I would know.

Bobby Bones (46:53)

No, I wouldn't know who it was. So

Eddie (Lunchbox) (46:57)

I do feel bad though. I mean, you know, like they're normal

Bobby Bones (47:00)

people and you don't feel so bad. You've said a lot of stuff about it and you talked and you laughed

Eddie (Lunchbox) (47:04)

because everyone has talked about it. Okay.

Bobby Bones (47:06)

Hey, if everybody jumped off a bridge, would you?

Amy (47:07)

Oh yeah. Oh, the good old bridge.

Bobby Bones (47:12)

Yes.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (47:12)

Been using that for years.

Bobby Bones (47:13)

Yeah. Like, don't act like you're better than everybody. We all were having a little fun,

Eddie (Lunchbox) (47:18)

but we don't think about like, like Amy was saying with the kids and everything. Like she, when she was on Oprah, she's talking about how are they? You know, this is late at night, their kids are in bed, they're going to wake up and see the video everywhere. How do we get ahead of this? Like things like that. You just don't think of like, man, they're going to have to deal with all this, which they had to deal with all that. That's.

Bobby Bones (47:37)

But you knew that and you kept talking about. You were laughing about it today. So now you can't play the card of. I just feel so bad.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (47:42)

Are they laughing at it?

Bobby Bones (47:43)

You are a bad person, too.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (47:44)

Are they laughing at it too now?

Bobby Bones (47:45)

No, no, no, no. Not. Sucked for them.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (47:47)

Never.

Amy (47:47)

Yeah, yeah, probably not.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (47:49)

There's got to be a time where, like, guys remember,

Bobby Bones (47:53)

what's that window? 10 years? I don't know. You go to therapy if you're a kid. If you're 12, and that happens. If it's, like, your parent, that sucks. Yeah, that's my goal. I just want to embarrass my kid.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (48:06)

That's your goal?

Bobby Bones (48:09)

That's my goal. Okay, let's see, what else. What are you doing this weekend?

Amy (48:15)

Good question. I don't really have, like, plans plans. I'm gonna. I've been texting with your wife. I'm gonna try on boots. So I will be coming over here one day. I don't know if it's gonna be Saturday or Sunday, but that way, because I'm trying. Well, that's what I. One thing I'm trying to do is finalize my I heart country festival outfit. And I ordered a really cute dress that Caitlin actually saw online and sent to me, and I was like, oh, that could be cute. So I got it in and it fits perfect. Perfect. And she's like, I think I have some boots that might go with it. So I'll be coming over here at some point. What about you?

Bobby Bones (48:50)

We don't do anything anymore. Yeah. At least not for a while.

Amy (48:53)

Did y' all ever. You said you maybe you were going to try to brunch with the baby.

Bobby Bones (48:57)

We haven't yet.

Amy (48:58)

Or outside or. Is it supposed to be pretty? It stormed.

Bobby Bones (49:02)

It storms so bad.

Amy (49:03)

So bad. My. I have tree limbs down. That's one thing I'm going to probably need to do is pick up or drag the limbs to the. Because there's so many that came down.

Bobby Bones (49:11)

Will you do that?

Amy (49:13)

Yeah, I'll do that.

Bobby Bones (49:14)

If they're big limbs.

Amy (49:15)

Yeah. I mean, one of them looks too big for me. So I have that. My yard, my mowers will probably do that on Monday, but I'll do the other ones.

Bobby Bones (49:26)

It was such a hard storm at our house for 15 minutes. And then we heard crack.

Amy (49:32)

Boom.

Bobby Bones (49:33)

It nailed our house. And then we're just praying to God, like, wind doesn't start coming to the wall. I think it's fine. I looked. There's a massive tree limb that hit our house. I think it's fine, but it's a pretty bad one. Last night for a bit, and then it just died off.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (49:47)

Did you guys know it was coming? I had no idea.

Amy (49:49)

I know. All of a sudden, my son was like, what's happening? I hear like, what. What is? Why does it. Because we had been outside on a walk, and it was totally still and fine. And then next thing you know, Stevenson was like, mom, what is that noise?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (50:01)

I was singing karaoke and my machine flickered. I was like, what is happening?

Bobby Bones (50:04)

That's not true. Swear.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (50:06)

Not true.

Amy (50:06)

I swear.

Bobby Bones (50:07)

An idiot.

Amy (50:08)

I could hear the. The.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (50:10)

The thing, like, because it's to hook the Internet. It glitched. And I'm like, where are the lyrics? And then I heard all the wind. I'm like, this is crazy.

Bobby Bones (50:16)

Will you describe the setting of you singing karaoke when the storm came in? I want to know everything about it. What song? Who was there?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (50:21)

What song? Let me see if I remember the song. My wife was in the kitchen. She's cooking. And I'm like, right. Because the kid. My kitchen and my dining room is all one. One area. And so I'm in the dining room area. That's where my machine is. And I was singing, I think maybe Van Morrison. Caravan. You know Caravan.

Bobby Bones (50:38)

If you sang it, turn it up.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (50:41)

Radio La la la la la la la that singing Caravan. And then, like, the lyrics kind of like the Internet went out and it kind of.

Bobby Bones (50:52)

Watching you sing.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (50:53)

Just my. No. One, really. My wife is just cooking and the

Bobby Bones (50:56)

kids are all upset. So you just got the machine on by yourself?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (50:59)

I do that every day. Like around, like 4, 4 o', clock, 5 o', clock, when the kids get back from school.

Amy (51:04)

But it was. It was later that that happened. It was later.

Bobby Bones (51:07)

Seven.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (51:08)

Sometimes I go two hours.

Bobby Bones (51:09)

Amy.

Amy (51:10)

Oh, my gosh.

Bobby Bones (51:12)

You have a residency.

Amy (51:13)

Yeah, in his living room.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (51:15)

It just depends what mood I'm in, what I sing.

Bobby Bones (51:17)

So you just flip it on and just start singing some songs?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (51:19)

Yeah, we did Aerosmith last night as a family. That was cool.

Bobby Bones (51:22)

After the storm was over, but everybody was involved in.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (51:24)

Yes. I don't want to close my eyes.

Bobby Bones (51:27)

They know Aerosmith.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (51:28)

Yeah. From Armageddon.

Bobby Bones (51:30)

I'm familiar with what that's from.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (51:31)

No, no. But that's where they learned it from.

Bobby Bones (51:32)

Oh, got it. So they know that one song. Got it. Yeah. Storm pretty bad. To answer your question, Arkansas and Oklahoma play softball this weekend. So we'll probably watch all three of those games. Oklahoma is number one in the country, so that's happening. There was something else. WrestleMania. WrestleMania Saturday and Sunday night. Thank you, Mike. It's all stuff pretty much in the house, though. I need to go to the driving range and hit some golf balls, though. I've not touched a golf club in a year, basically. And we. And I have that thing in two

Eddie (Lunchbox) (52:01)

weeks, and I don't go play.

Amy (52:03)

Yeah, bad news about that on my end. I can't go.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (52:05)

Oh, no. Amy, what happened?

Amy (52:07)

I have to be at Moody center, camera ready at 2pm on. On Friday.

Bobby Bones (52:15)

Why?

Amy (52:16)

Because I'm filming the Cap1 backstage video that they air during the concert on Saturday, so they want to film it Friday to get it edited and ready to go.

Bobby Bones (52:25)

Because I just got a message that you're. You're free to come.

Amy (52:28)

I know. I already was bummed. I already was like, shoot, if I get invited, there wouldn't be time to go all the way out to Driftwood and come back and give me. Like, I would be stressed.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (52:38)

Yeah, you really did get a message.

Bobby Bones (52:40)

No.

Amy (52:40)

Oh, I know. Y' all go early on Friday, so I was like, well, maybe I could be back, but.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (52:47)

Sorry.

Amy (52:48)

I don't want to be stressed.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (52:49)

All that training you did.

Bobby Bones (52:50)

You don't have to. My outfit. No, you never got invited. You don't have to be stressed.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (52:53)

The pants.

Amy (52:54)

But what if I did get invited?

Bobby Bones (52:55)

You did it?

Amy (52:56)

I thought you just said.

Bobby Bones (52:57)

No, I was kidding.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (52:58)

He was joking.

Amy (52:58)

I thought you were saving my invite to tell me it's okay. I don't. It's fine. You know, work comes first.

Bobby Bones (53:06)

Yeah, good point. What are you doing?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:09)

When?

Amy (53:10)

This weekend?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:11)

This week? I think I'm playing golf, though, like, to that. To train yesterday.

Amy (53:15)

Wait, is that. He's been officially invited to Driftwood?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:18)

Yes, Yesterday. Officially invited.

Amy (53:19)

Got the official invite.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:20)

Officially invite. I'm excited. So we should.

Bobby Bones (53:24)

To your point, you're playing weekend golf.

Amy (53:27)

What's wrong with that?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:28)

No, no, I'm talking about Driftwood. I'm talking about.

Bobby Bones (53:30)

No, you said you're playing golf this weekend.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:31)

No, I'm not. I'm. Man, this weekend we're doing tournaments.

Bobby Bones (53:34)

Oh, okay.

Amy (53:34)

I thought you just said, I'm gonna play golf.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:37)

No, I. I was still on. On the. The I Heart Country.

Bobby Bones (53:40)

How did you get an invite?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:42)

Somebody invited me.

Bobby Bones (53:43)

Who? Who?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:43)

Rod. Rod said, you know, you're playing, and I said, no, I didn't know. He's like, you are playing, so.

Bobby Bones (53:48)

But you did not. Because I put. I put you guys in and you didn't get.

Amy (53:53)

Where was invite? Email?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (53:54)

No, he told me in person.

Amy (53:57)

I haven't been invited. Oh, maybe because they know I have to be doing the Capital one video at 2pm Camera ready.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (54:05)

Your reaction to weekend golf is funny because you're right. Like, I don't play weekend golf. Not a thing.

Bobby Bones (54:10)

Golf on the weekend?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (54:11)

No.

Bobby Bones (54:11)

All the kids are not in school.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (54:12)

We have a basketball tournament. This is going to be the furthest we've ever gone. It's like two hours away. So we're debating like, do we get a place like a hotel or do we go Saturday all day, come back and then go back Sunday morning for two hours? Two hours. I think you drive that back and forth.

Amy (54:30)

But that's four hours total. That's a lot of driving and that's a lot of watching basketball.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (54:33)

Or we can just get like a red roof in hotel, you know, in like Cookeville, Tennessee.

Amy (54:38)

Who else got like. Is everybody going?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (54:40)

Yeah, it's all the boys.

Bobby Bones (54:40)

All six of you?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (54:42)

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we could leave our oldest, but that sounds like.

Amy (54:46)

Wait, how old is he?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (54:47)

He's 18.

Amy (54:49)

What do you mean you could.

Bobby Bones (54:50)

It's.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (54:51)

That's part. That's party age. Like we come home and he's like, why are there. Wait a second. There was a party here?

Amy (54:57)

You're making your 18 year old crazy dude out of town? Two hour away. Basketball game for his little brother.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:03)

Well, no, if it's. If it's like over two days.

Bobby Bones (55:06)

Yeah, that's crazy.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:07)

Now you can hang out in the town. He doesn't have to come to the games or anything. You can explore the hotel. What do you got? Wild. What would you all do, just leave him at home?

Bobby Bones (55:17)

He's old enough that if he wanted to stay home, yeah, I would let him stay home. What are you dead about? Oh, helicopter.

Amy (55:24)

What's it called?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:25)

Copter.

Bobby Bones (55:25)

That's extreme copter.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:26)

No, it's not.

Bobby Bones (55:27)

That's a blackhawk.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:30)

18 year old's not gonna come and like travel with the family. He's still part of the family.

Bobby Bones (55:33)

That's the point of it. Yes.

Amy (55:35)

Oh my gosh.

Bobby Bones (55:36)

Amy.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:36)

Amy. Amy. We're still on the ground. That's not a real helicopter.

Bobby Bones (55:39)

Why did you freak out, weirdo?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:41)

Guys, Amy's losing it. I'm telling you, dude, like, something's not right.

Bobby Bones (55:44)

She got too much iron in her system.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:48)

The yam.

Bobby Bones (55:48)

She's got too much.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:50)

The yams kicked in too slow.

Bobby Bones (55:52)

The pellet release.

Amy (55:53)

I wasn't expecting that in my ears. Oh my gosh did you really think

Eddie (Lunchbox) (55:59)

we were in a chopper?

Bobby Bones (55:59)

No, she thought it was landing on us, apparently.

Amy (56:03)

I thought something was happening at Bobby's house. Okay. No, Eddie.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (56:08)

What?

Amy (56:08)

You said yourself you might. If y' all don't spend the night there, if y' all come home, you are gonna leave him at home, right?

Bobby Bones (56:14)

Of course. Okay. Of course. But he should be able to stay home anyway. He's 18.

Amy (56:18)

I understand maybe not wanting to do an overnight.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (56:21)

Two days. Dude, that's after 18.

Amy (56:23)

But he's still in high school and

Eddie (Lunchbox) (56:25)

he lives at our house.

Bobby Bones (56:26)

He can vote.

Amy (56:29)

I get it. He can serve in war. I think it's case by case. It's not just because a child. Scary thought, but, like, if you think you could trust him, then this could be a weekend to test it out.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (56:38)

Yeah, I don't think I could trust him.

Amy (56:40)

What? Why?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (56:41)

I couldn't Trust me at 18?

Amy (56:43)

You have cameras. You have cameras.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (56:44)

If my parent. When I was 18 and my parents said, like, all right, we're living for two days, which they did, man. It was just like, all right, guys. All right. I don't know what I'm going to do.

Bobby Bones (56:52)

Is it a real two days, though, or is it only one night, but gone two days?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (56:54)

No, it would be like, it would be gone today.

Bobby Bones (56:58)

So you're going to leave today?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (56:59)

Yeah, if we're spending the night, we'd be there today because the games are early tomorrow morning.

Bobby Bones (57:02)

But you could leave early in the morning and just stay one night. They come back.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (57:06)

Could, yeah, that's an option.

Amy (57:07)

You have cameras, though? Our parents didn't have cameras. I feel like these days and FaceTime, like, you've got Lifetime360. Yeah, FaceTime.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (57:16)

Good call.

Amy (57:16)

There's ways to. To work this out to where you could see, like, hey, what he's doing. We're going to give you a little bit of freedom here. Don't. Don't take advantage of it. Yeah, I bet he'd be fine. He probably, like, watch movies, and that's

Eddie (Lunchbox) (57:29)

probably all he would do. Eat ice cream, watch movies all day.

Amy (57:31)

Okay, so which is it? Do you think you're going to have

Bobby Bones (57:33)

a party or you're also walking up to the line, too, where if he wants to go to college and he wants to go away, he's going to. But he's no training at doing stuff by himself. And when you have no training of doing stuff by yourself and having autonomy, and all of a sudden you have it, you go harder because you've never had it before.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (57:47)

But what's the training. Like two days by yourself in a house. That's the training. Imagine cuz he spends like times at the house all day. You know where we're not there.

Bobby Bones (57:56)

Remove him from it. Imagine you are never given full autonomy to make your own decisions, to live your own life. And all of a sudden you go away to college now, and you're two hours away now you have full, full autonomy. That's going to be overwhelming in one way or the other. Either you're going to be so homesick or you're going to party like crazy or you're gonna like it. That's such a shift.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (58:16)

But it's not that drastic though. He hangs out with his friends, he does things. And like I'm not constantly telling him what to do. He has his responsibilities, he has a school, he's got his work.

Bobby Bones (58:25)

What if he wanted to get a public Instagram? Now 18, he can.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (58:28)

He has one, but more. He has one. Just no one knows more than like

Bobby Bones (58:34)

the faces on the plugins.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (58:35)

Yeah, no, he has his instrument.

Bobby Bones (58:36)

So you let him do that now?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (58:37)

Yeah, he just had that for a year.

Bobby Bones (58:39)

Okay, all right. All good.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (58:43)

I just don't know because isn't there a transitional period where you go like home to like dorm, and then you still have someone watching you at the dorm and then you think you have

Bobby Bones (58:52)

someone watching you at the door.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (58:54)

Aren't they like RAs?

Bobby Bones (58:55)

There's RAs, but they.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (58:56)

That they don't make sure you're home in a certain.

Bobby Bones (58:58)

No, they make sure you're not pissing in the corner of the hallway.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (59:01)

I never stayed in the dorm, so I didn't know that they don't watch you really. And there's a log like at the front right when you.

Bobby Bones (59:06)

That's only so you don't check people in that aren't against the rules to be checked in.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (59:09)

I don't know these things.

Bobby Bones (59:11)

Dude, that's crazy. He's gonna go out. He's gonna go crazy when he leaves.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (59:15)

I hope he does. This is a pretty tame kid. Like, I want him to have fun in college.

Amy (59:21)

Well, you don't want him to go crazy. I don't think any parents like, oh yeah, I hope my kid just not

Eddie (Lunchbox) (59:25)

crazy, but like arsonist.

Amy (59:28)

Hope he tries all the drugs, goes to every party at once. I've never, like when I was in college, I. I always thought, you know, you wanted your kid to be cool or whatever. Now I want the dorkiest kids ever. It feels so good.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (59:42)

The Bobby.

Bobby Bones (59:43)

Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (59:44)

No, no, I'm just saying like different college experiences.

Amy (59:47)

You know, shots fire.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (59:48)

Like, remember we were at Auburn and I was like, dang, did you imagine being in college?

Bobby Bones (59:51)

You're like, no, we're at Vanderbilt on that.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (59:53)

Is it Vandy?

Bobby Bones (59:56)

That was mean. Yeah. The dorks also end up being the people that run the world.

Amy (60:05)

Yeah, No, I mean, I get it. And then also, there's just less to worry about.

Bobby Bones (60:10)

Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (60:11)

As a parent, sure.

Amy (60:12)

Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (60:15)

What?

Amy (60:15)

I gotta be careful what I say. Apparently, one of my son's friend. If I just say right now, Now I picture my son coming home and being like, did you call me a dork? Because he's getting bits and pieces from one of his friends at school that listens to everything. And what did he say? Came to me last night and said, oh. He said, you don't trust me to watch kids?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (60:40)

That's funny.

Amy (60:42)

And I was like, that's not what I said. I said, we don't do boy babysitters, so therefore, I'm not gonna let you babysit. And so he was all offended that I was saying he wasn't allowed to, like, watch other kids. Cause. And I was like, no, no, I was clarifying. You could. You haven't done anything to make me think you couldn't. But all that got back to him was that, dude, you're not allowed to watch other kids.

Bobby Bones (61:02)

Your mom doesn't trust you with kids.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (61:05)

That's a real thing, Amy.

Amy (61:06)

And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. So just now I'm like, hey, Stevenson's friend, if you're listening, I didn't.

Bobby Bones (61:11)

First of all, shut up.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (61:12)

Yeah, stop. Stop telling Stevenson.

Amy (61:14)

Also, I didn't just call him a dork. I said, it's cool when your kids are, like, dorky, ish, but also cool at the same time. Cause Stevenson's like, dorky, but cool.

Bobby Bones (61:26)

I think, great.

Amy (61:28)

I don't know how to rescue myself out of this one, but there's no need.

Bobby Bones (61:32)

Hit the chopper, Amy.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (61:34)

It's coming.

Bobby Bones (61:34)

Amy, like, wet herself. What?

Amy (61:36)

I didn't. I didn't.

Bobby Bones (61:38)

She grabbed your headphones and tightened your whole body.

Amy (61:40)

It was so loud in my ear, and I thought. I didn't know. And my ears are sensitive. I keep getting warnings from my headphones that I've been listening to too high a volume for too long. I got another warning yesterday.

Bobby Bones (61:51)

You have weird apps.

Amy (61:52)

It's not an app. It's for my iPhone.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (61:54)

Yeah, my phone does the same. It told me I was listening to too much music.

Bobby Bones (61:56)

Too much?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (61:57)

Yeah, too much music. What are you talking about?

Amy (61:58)

It sends a warning and it's your own business.

Bobby Bones (62:01)

You guys are being pranked by somebody. No, I don't think they tell you listen to too much music.

Amy (62:08)

You have had.

Bobby Bones (62:08)

I can understand that.

Amy (62:10)

High volume for too long.

Bobby Bones (62:11)

I understand that could be a thing.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (62:13)

I think that's what mine said too.

Bobby Bones (62:15)

But no, I don't.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (62:15)

Yes, that plays my Bluetooth speaker. So I blare it like, oh, my

Bobby Bones (62:19)

God, you listen to too much music. It's like your Kindle going, hey, bro, you're reading too much.

Amy (62:25)

Reminds me listening to voice memos minds or voice text minds. Listening to audiobooks. It just. I guess I have me to make sure I turn the volume down a little bit.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (62:34)

Does anyone read that ever and. Yeah, okay, that's what I was gonna say. Does someone read it and say, like, oh, yeah, okay, I didn't realize that. I'll turn it down.

Amy (62:40)

Yes, me.

Bobby Bones (62:42)

I was gonna say.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (62:42)

Because I get mad when I see it.

Amy (62:44)

Oh, no. I'm like, oh, thank you. Let me turn it down.

Bobby Bones (62:47)

Lunchbox. Anything this weekend? Oh, my God, dude, we're going to see Shane Gillis tonight. Baseball games tomorrow. That's about it. I'm doing an interview at 11:30 about how a lot of these music festivals are putting on 90s nostalgia. Acts like country music festivals and they want to talk to me about why. So I think it's New York Times.

Amy (63:14)

Oh, so you're gonna be interviewed?

Bobby Bones (63:16)

Yeah, I'm not interviewing someone about it. I am. Let me see. New York Times.

Amy (63:20)

New York Times. Hey, baller.

Bobby Bones (63:22)

And it's about, I guess Stagecoach has been doing it and other festivals. David Mallets, the New York Times love to chat with you ahead of Stagecoach about the growing presence of 90s rock bands in the lineup. He's talking to Darius Rucker, Gavin from Bush and you. And so I gotta figure out why. The answer is. It's probably just an age thing.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (63:47)

So not. Okay, so country concerts are having 90s rock like Stagecoach.

Bobby Bones (63:51)

Specifically, they're having like, Counting Crows, Bush play with the country acts. I also think country music has expanded a bit sonically to sound like that as well. There's a bit of nostalgia, but there's sonically. I'm just trying to. I'm just coming up with one. I don't have an answer yet.

Amy (64:13)

You've got a little bit of time.

Bobby Bones (64:15)

Yeah, I have that in an hour and a half.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (64:19)

What? It's quick. I'm stressing.

Bobby Bones (64:24)

I need 30 seconds.

Amy (64:24)

He'll be fine.

Bobby Bones (64:25)

I think I kind of have it now. Just from that Little Dip. So, yeah, I'm doing that. And then I'm doing a Bobby cast Today with Heather McMahon.

Amy (64:34)

Shut up.

Bobby Bones (64:35)

Yeah.

Amy (64:36)

What? In person?

Bobby Bones (64:38)

Yeah.

Amy (64:38)

Cause she was in town last night. Oh, my gosh.

Bobby Bones (64:41)

Who is she?

Amy (64:42)

She's a comedian, and she's so funny. I've seen her in concert, in comedy before. What did he call it? I've gone to one of her shows, sure.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (64:51)

Heather McMahon.

Amy (64:52)

She's so funny. I wore leopard because that's what you're. I don't know if people still do that to her shows, but when I went a couple years ago, everyone wore a leopard.

Bobby Bones (65:00)

And we were like, I didn't know that. I'll ask her. Why do people wear leopard?

Amy (65:03)

Well, no, I don't know if they still do. I went a few years ago at tpac.

Bobby Bones (65:05)

Yeah, they still do. My wife and her friend went last

Amy (65:07)

night and they wore leopard.

Bobby Bones (65:09)

Her friend did.

Amy (65:09)

Okay. See, it's still a thing. It's fun. Oh, my gosh. She was at the Ryman, right? Yeah, so. Oh, I know. Should have gone, but you okay. I thought my iron infusion was gonna make me tired. You. That's so awesome. You know her?

Bobby Bones (65:29)

Yes. I mean, yes.

Amy (65:30)

Okay.

Bobby Bones (65:31)

Caitlin is a fan, and Caitlin would listen to her podcast a lot, so I'd get a lot of secondhand podcast. But, yeah, she's hilarious. I know what she's done through her career.

Amy (65:39)

Her husband's funny. They're funny. I mean, he's not.

Bobby Bones (65:41)

She would have her mom on the show a bunch.

Amy (65:43)

Yeah. Her mom.

Bobby Bones (65:44)

Yeah.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (65:45)

Who's your husband?

Amy (65:46)

Just a guy. He's not. He's not Jim McMahon.

Bobby Bones (65:49)

I know him. He's played with me.

Amy (65:50)

He's not. But whenever he comes on camera, like, he's just 85 bears, he says this thing like they were giving, describing what they were wearing to the masters, and she would be like, you know, this is from show me your moomoo. Like, she would go through her whole outfit of the day for the masters, and then her husband get on camera, and he was like, cashmere khakis, dong, by God. And I was like, is that a brand or is he talking about his dong, by God? I don't know. I didn't want to Google it. Ask her.

Bobby Bones (66:21)

You don't want to Google dong, by God.

Amy (66:24)

I didn't know if it was a brand of something or if that's, like, his funny thing to be like, it's my outfit. This is from God. Because she said calves. She was talking about her calf. She goes, calves from my dad. And then she got off camera, and then he was like, cashmere.

Bobby Bones (66:38)

Oh, Dong, by God. Yeah, that's probably. That's.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (66:40)

That makes sense.

Bobby Bones (66:41)

If you did the calves thing first. The dog thing makes sense.

Amy (66:43)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (66:44)

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. If she does the casting first, that's a funny joke to do. Dong, by God.

Amy (66:48)

But okay. I thought, okay, I didn't know.

Bobby Bones (66:51)

That's not a brand.

Amy (66:54)

I didn't know. And I was like, I'm not gonna Google it.

Bobby Bones (66:57)

Yeah, good.

Amy (66:57)

That's so fun.

Bobby Bones (67:00)

There have been a few people freak out. Amy, her reaction there was genuine. She didn't know that Mike's wife, Morgan number one. They've all been like, oh, like Morgan number one. We built studios in a different place in town, and she works out of there a bunch anyway. And she's like, oh, I'm for sure gonna be there when she gets there.

Amy (67:16)

That's awesome.

Bobby Bones (67:18)

I like those where people freak out about it, and I am not in that world where I can still treat it like. If I'm such a fan, it's hard for me to interview somebody.

Amy (67:30)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (67:30)

Because I'm just such a fan, and I just ask super fan. I. I. If I don't know a lot, I think I do a better interview, and I know enough. But, yeah, here's an interesting thing.

Amy (67:42)

Tell her I said hi.

Bobby Bones (67:42)

You want an interesting thing?

Amy (67:43)

Yeah.

Bobby Bones (67:45)

So yesterday I got a call going, hey, Keith Urban wants to come by next week, and he's got some songs and stuff. You know, you want him on the show. I know Keith. I haven't texted Keith a little bit after the situation, and I was like, of course. Of course. Right. But it's like, I know he doesn't want to talk about that right now because he's got new music coming out.

Amy (68:08)

Talk about what?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (68:09)

What do you mean, talk about what, Amy?

Amy (68:11)

But they were saying that's what he.

Bobby Bones (68:12)

No, I. I just.

Amy (68:13)

I.

Bobby Bones (68:13)

No, no, no. They're just like, hey, Keith wants to come by, and, no, he doesn't want to talk about that.

Amy (68:17)

Oh, yeah.

Bobby Bones (68:18)

Puts me in a weird place. Massive elephant in a room.

Amy (68:21)

Mm. So you haven't interviewed him since then?

Bobby Bones (68:26)

Yeah, he hasn't done anything since then at all.

Amy (68:28)

I just feel like. I don't know. I felt like the boat. I feel like he did.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (68:32)

He was on the boat, but no.

Amy (68:33)

Oh. That's why I feel like we've seen him, but we haven't.

Bobby Bones (68:36)

I wasn't even there for that. I was gone.

Amy (68:38)

I know. I guess I was just thinking like, we've talked to Keith, but. So he may come down and do the Bobby cast.

Bobby Bones (68:44)

No, no, no, no. Next week he would come up to the studio and do the show. But it's a little weird for me to. There to be a massive elephant in the room, me. And not talk about it. And they've not said don't talk about it, but, like, he's also a friend. It just kind of makes me think of this Heather McMahon stuff because I don't know her personally, so I'd be like, hey, she's coming by. Talk about whatever. Like. Like, I don't know how sensitive that is. Yeah, you know, what do you think?

Amy (69:15)

I mean, what do you say when you texted him?

Bobby Bones (69:18)

Well, I texted him right when it

Amy (69:19)

was all happening, and he was.

Bobby Bones (69:21)

We don't have Friday night tech sessions or anything.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (69:23)

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Bobby Bones (69:25)

I don't even really know what's going on right now, if I'm being honest. I just was like, hey, man, I know all this crap's happening. Like, just some stuff, some personal stuff. And he's like, appreciate that. Go back forth a little bit. And that was it.

Amy (69:38)

Yeah, that's hard.

Bobby Bones (69:39)

So what, do you just do it and ignore it?

Amy (69:44)

Can you, like, drop little hints and see if she.

Bobby Bones (69:49)

It's not about that. I don't think. I wouldn't, man. If I wanted to go there, I would just go there.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (69:56)

You mean Amy, like, randomly just be like, amy got divorced, and then let him. And then stay quiet and see what

Bobby Bones (70:03)

he says or be. Or show a video,

Amy (70:08)

actually. A video of what?

Bobby Bones (70:09)

Nothing. I don't know. I'll probably zap him up and not say anything about it initially.

Amy (70:17)

You want me to.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (70:19)

Oh, you get Amy to do it.

Bobby Bones (70:21)

We make Lunchbox do it. And then we get mad at him for doing it.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (70:26)

Why would you ask?

Amy (70:27)

That's so rude and so insensitive.

Bobby Bones (70:29)

You're such a.

Amy (70:30)

And then you're like, keith, I'm so sorry.

Bobby Bones (70:31)

Oh, my God. But would you like to follow up on that?

Eddie (Lunchbox) (70:33)

Keith, I'm sorry, Keith.

Amy (70:35)

You're like, what did.

Bobby Bones (70:36)

I'm sorry he did that.

Eddie (Lunchbox) (70:37)

But go ahead.

Bobby Bones (70:38)

All right. And if you. But he did it is. He did say it. So. Anything you want to say?

Amy (70:41)

So embarrassing.

Bobby Bones (70:43)

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