FRI PT 2: More 'Price is Right' Stories From Lunchbox And He Drops A Bomb On Us! + How Long Will The 6-7 Trend Be A Thing? + Is Amy’s Son Going To Become A Musician And Lunchbox A Rapper?!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — October 17, 2025

Episode: FRI PT 2: More 'Price is Right' Stories From Lunchbox And He Drops A Bomb On Us! + How Long Will The 6-7 Trend Be A Thing? + Is Amy’s Son Going To Become A Musician And Lunchbox A Rapper?!

---

Main Theme

This episode centers on Lunchbox’s extended and unexpectedly comical quest to get on "The Price is Right" while in Los Angeles, examining how his “new, laid-back” persona impacts his experience. The crew also dives into viral trends (like "6-7"), the Opry’s secret booking quirks, and some on-air family music-making. The episode is packed with anecdotes, ribbing among cast-mates, and a few musical experiments—culminating in Lunchbox’s attempt to become a rapper, complete with live freestyling.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Lunchbox’s ‘Price is Right’ Debacle

Segment Start: 02:40

Recap of Lunchbox’s Attempt:

• Lunchbox is in LA to fulfill his dream of being on "The Price is Right," but hits several snags.
• He admits to changing his personality, becoming quieter and more reserved to try a “new” approach (03:24, 04:46).
• He arrives at the studio for the Valentine’s episode, only to discover it’s couples-only—he’s swiftly rejected as a solo attendee (08:30).
• Shuffled to the line for non-priority tickets, he waits hours but doesn’t get in (11:35).
• Stark realization: “I was probably like 75% [at fault].” – Lunchbox on missing the rules about the couples-only episode (13:11).

Vivid Details:

• Couples are everywhere, sporting coordinated outfits (05:01).
• Lunchbox fibs that his wife couldn’t be there, rather than play the dead wife angle that had amused the show earlier (06:26, 14:49).
• The draining nature of “being on” and social for hours: “It is so tiring…you get back to the hotel and it is just like, I’m so tired.” (15:31).

Notable Quotes:

• “Did you try [to find a partner]?”
  “No, Amy, I mean, I went to—on every bridge in LA…” – (14:23)
• “You get knocked down, but you get up again.” – Lunchbox, quoting Chumbawamba as personal motivation (16:57).

The Team’s Reaction:

• Bobby and Amy call out that Lunchbox’s failure to research or plan led him here, despite his insistence it wasn’t clear this was a special episode (10:25, 10:46).
• They needle him about how his overconfidence (“I thought it was going to be so easy…”) was misplaced (20:30).

Reflection and Strategy for Day 3:

• Lunchbox wonders if wearing his tux three days in a row is “too much” or a good bit for the producers (18:07, 18:48).
• The group discusses game show casting psychology and whether being himself or playing a character is best (25:47–26:53).

Quote:

• “It’s better to fail being yourself, because then you don’t have to wonder if you should have been yourself.” – Bobby (25:49)

---

2. Group Banter: Confidence, Trends, and Game Show Logic

Segment Start: 22:00

• Lunchbox wrestles with being a “big fish in a small pond” vs. “a little fish in a massive ocean” in LA and Hollywood (23:06).
• The crew teases “how much of a celebrity” Lunchbox really is, and whether game shows would ever let an actual A-lister (like Leo DiCaprio) on (22:02, 22:10).
• Humorous speculation: would claiming he's Steve Buscemi’s son help? (66:02)

---

3. Viral Trends: 6-7 and More

Segment Start: 41:21

• Eddie quizzes the team on “Leave it to Beaver” being the first TV show to show a toilet (41:27).
• Amy recounts the story of a teacher dressing as “6-7” for Halloween (42:19).
• The team discusses the viral basketball “6-7” trend, speculating how long it will last vs. the perennial “69” reference in culture.
  • “I don’t think it lasts more than another three, four, five months.” – Bobby (43:12).

---

4. Music & Creativity: Amy’s Son and Lunchbox the Rapper

Segment Start: 48:08

Amy’s Son, Stevenson, and Beat-Making:

• Stevenson is enrolled in a beat-making class; Amy shares his first two digital beats with the crew (48:13, 56:31).
• Reflections on why exposure to music and creativity is important for kids (49:24, 58:36).
• “You just want your kid to find their thing.” – Amy (58:36)

Lunchbox’s Rap Debut:

• After Stevenson’s beats are played, Lunchbox is put on the spot to freestyle rap (49:44–50:57).
• Song titles include “Fish out the water, Los Angeles” and enthusiastic, if chaotic, lines about Rodeo Drive, the ocean, and celebrity landmarks (52:42–61:17).

Memorable Lyrics:

• “I went down to Rodeo Drive and I tried to give everybody a high five… You can’t be here, you ain’t got the dough…” (52:42)

• “I grab my boo and I take her to that old Los Angeles Zoo. And what do you know? There’s no animals…” (60:35)

• Lunchbox admits Googling LA landmarks to improve his freestyling mid-segment (59:02).

• Bobby and Eddie egg him on mercilessly, alternating between genuine admiration and laughing at his improv attempts.

• “He went to the landmarks, there’s just no rhymes, man.” – Eddie (61:56)

---

5. Opry, Surprise Performances, and Member Quotas

Segment Start: 43:48 (Transition Into 46:48)

• Ray asks Bobby how Grand Ole Opry surprise performances happen, using Garth Brooks as an example.
• Bobby gives an insider explanation: surprise drop-ins are rare, line-ups are fluid, and some members (like Blake Shelton) fulfill quotas in creative ways due to out-of-state living.
• “Best shows are weeknights—bigger artists can play then because they’re on the road weekends.” – Bobby (46:19)

---

6. Quick Stories & Lighter Side

• Odd news: a Florida teen fakes kidnapping and shoots himself in the leg to sell the story; group speculates on his motives (32:06).
• Viral trend: social media users ask Starbucks to fill carved pumpkins with drinks – the cast debates its value (39:46).

---

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “It is so tiring…you get back to the hotel and it is just like, I’m so tired.”
  • Lunchbox on waiting in line at the show (15:31)
• “I was probably like 75% [at fault].”
  • Lunchbox confessing his missed opportunity was mostly on him (13:11)
• “It’s better to fail being yourself, because then you don’t have to wonder if you should have been yourself.”
  • Bobby giving genuine life advice (25:49)
• “I grab my boo and I take her to that old Los Angeles Zoo. And what do you know? There’s no animals.”
  • Lunchbox rapping (60:35)

---

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:40 – Lunchbox’s ‘Price is Right’ story, day 2 recap
• 04:46 – Description of couples, matching outfits
• 08:30 – Lunchbox rejected at Valentine’s couples-only show
• 11:35 – Waiting in the “line voucher” group, ultimately not let in
• 13:11 – Self-reflection and blame assessment
• 16:57 – Lunchbox’s resolve and Chumbawamba quote
• 18:07 – “To tux or not to tux?” discussion
• 20:30 – Admitting it’s much harder to get on the show than expected
• 25:49 – Bobby’s “best to fail being yourself” advice
• 41:21 – TV history quiz: “Leave it to Beaver” first showed toilet on TV
• 42:19 – Amy on the “6-7” Halloween costume trend
• 48:08 – Amy introduces Stevenson’s beats; music talk starts
• 49:44 – First Lunchbox freestyle solo rap
• 52:42 – “Fish Out the Water, Los Angeles” repeated intervals
• 56:31 – Stevenson’s more experimental, second beat
• 60:35 – Final “Fish Out the Water” verse; LA landmarks
• 61:53 – Bobby teases Lunchbox for rhyming struggles
• 66:02 – Joke about Lunchbox claiming to be Steve Buscemi's son
• 69:59 – Episode winds down; weekend plans and sign-off

---

Tone and Show Vibe

Casual, rapid-fire, with the familiar mix of good-natured teasing, self-deprecation (especially from Lunchbox), pop culture references, and supportive banter. The camaraderie allows for both vulnerability and humor, especially as Lunchbox reckons with his “Price is Right” hardship, musical ambitions, and the reality check of pursuing dreams in LA.

---

Summary for Non-Listeners

This episode is a hilarious misadventure in game show dreams, with Lunchbox’s struggle providing raw material for insights on perseverance, humility, and the value of being authentic. The supporting cast keeps the pace lively with trending topics, quick-hit stories, and unexpected turns like Lunchbox’s on-air rap career. If you want a mix of reality check entertainment, family warmth, and infectious laughter, this is a prime example of why The Bobby Bones Show connects with so many listeners—especially when things don’t go as planned.

Transcript

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Bobby]

Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, Campside media and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect.

[Lunchbox]

Storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example.

[Bobby]

Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you your podcast. Hey, it's Ed Helms, host of Snafu, my podcast about history's greatest screw ups. On our new season, we're bringing you a new snafu. Every single episode.

[Amy]

32 lost nuclear weapons. You're like, wait, stop. What?

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's gonna be a whole lot.

[Eddie]

Of history, a whole lot of funny, and a whole lot of fabulous guests. Paul Scheer, Angela and Jenna. Nick Kroll, Jordan Klepper. Listen to season four of SNAFU with Ed Helms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby]

Sami Gente.

[Amy]

It's Ana Ortiz.

[Bobby]

And I'm Markin Delicato. You might know us as Hilda and Justin from Ugly Betty.

[Amy]

Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Betty.

[Lunchbox]

Yay.

[Bobby]

We're rewatching the series from start to finish and talking to iconic guests like Betty herself, America Ferreira.

[Amy]

There was this moment when the glasses went on and it was like, this is our Betty.

[Bobby]

Listen to Viva Betty on the iHeartRadio app app or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein. And on the new season of Heavyweight. And so I pointed the gun at.

[Eddie]

Him and said, this isn't a joke.

[Lunchbox]

A man who robbed a bank when he was 14 years old and a centenarian rediscovers a love lost 80 years ago.

[Amy]

How can 101-year-old woman fall in love again?

[Lunchbox]

Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

Hey, guys, it's Stephanie, Beatriz and Melissa Fumaro. And this is more Better. We are jumping right in and ready to hear from you, your thoughts, your questions, your feelings about socks with sandals. And we're ready to share some possibly questionable advice. And hot takes. God, that sucks so hard, though. I'm so sorry. Can you out petty them? Can you match their pettiness for funsies? Yeah, all the things. Because aren't we all trying to get a little more better? Listen to more better on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Pod, Wherever you get your podcasts.

[Eddie]

This is the Bobby Mo Show.

[Bobby]

Well, we have a lunchbox in the studio in California, and he is not wearing his good luck hoodie. Look at him. He's now wearing a different hoodie. It's like a big collar. What is that? What are you wearing?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's just a pullover. Kansas Jayhawks pullover.

[Eddie]

Pull over.

[Lunchbox]

That's what it is.

[Bobby]

Got it. Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Well, it's not a hoodie either. It doesn't have a hood.

[Bobby]

What do we want to do here, guys?

[Eddie]

What do you mean?

[Bobby]

We know. We know what we want.

[Amy]

Just cut to the chase.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I mean, do we need the whole stories again? Every little detail?

[Bobby]

Well, I don't mind every little detail, but sometimes he filibusters with details. Like, I like a good story, but he'll start filibustering.

[Amy]

But being that he was changing his entire personality and said less, there's probably less to report.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's true.

[Bobby]

Also a good point. Okay, so. And we're live right now on YouTube, right? Yeah. Okay, lunchbox. So you left the show yesterday.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Eddie]

There's not a lot to say.

[Bobby]

He's still in character. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And I went back to the hotel, I took a shower, and I was like, all right, let's get glammed up, threw on the tux. Here we go. Valentine's Day episode. And I show up and frozen on you guys's screen.

[Eddie]

No, no, he's good.

[Bobby]

Okay. He's frozen to Amy and I. Yeah. Okay, so. But we're just gonna understand that he's actually moving.

[Eddie]

Still got him.

[Lunchbox]

I am moving. Yes.

[Bobby]

Okay. And no, no, I know you're moving. Is Amy and I the. The monitor or watching you on from that studio in California? It's. You're frozen.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry about that.

[Bobby]

It's okay. You didn't do it.

[Eddie]

Not your fault.

[Bobby]

He is a new person.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So I mean, I just want to take responsibility for if it was my fault.

[Bobby]

There you go. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

I turned over a new leaf yesterday. So I show up and there's couples everywhere. Guys. I mean, it is. Love is in the air. Everybody matching outfits and same thing. I walk up to the tent and they say, do you have a ticket? I show them. So I sit under this tent.

[Bobby]

Is everybody in a couple? I mean, everybody else but you?

[Lunchbox]

Everybody's in a couple.

[Bobby]

Did you see any other singles at all?

[Lunchbox]

None. Like, I saw couples, like, with a red shirts on the number 57. And it, like, said 57 years of marriage. One couple had a shirt. I don't Remember if the guy had the shirt that said someone, and then his wife said someone's problem, or if she was someone and then he was someone's problem. And then I had one. There was a couple that had hearts, big old hearts, and a picture of their wedding date, like their wedding photo on their shirt. Some people celebrating, you know, their 20th anniversary and their here at the Price is Right. So everybody had match matching outfits.

[Bobby]

Did you feel, though, that that maybe that was an advantage if you were the only person there by yourself, that could have made you stand out?

[Lunchbox]

I did. I did. And so they let me sit under that tent, and then they gave me a number, and I think I was number one. 27.

[Bobby]

Oh, that's high. That's a high number. You barely made it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, well, I mean, couples take up a lot more numbers because you got to come in twos. And so then I go and sit over there where I have to wait for the computers, and I fill out the computer information about, you know, my name, my social, blah, blah, blah. Then I get to.

[Bobby]

What was the social? What was the social you put down?

[Lunchbox]

8. 8. 8. 22 2.

[Amy]

Short.

[Lunchbox]

Nice try, folks. I am smart. I'm a new person.

[Bobby]

Okay, did you see any of the old producers that you knew from the day before?

[Lunchbox]

No. The guy at the tent checking in was a different dude.

[Eddie]

Good.

[Bobby]

And also, did you feel like an expert where you could tell people more about the process?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, they were. Everybody's, like, sitting there going, man, I wonder what we're gonna do next. I'm like, well, we're gonna sit over here for probably an hour. And people are talking to me. Oh, you know, where's your. And I'm like, oh, my wife couldn't be here today. My wife couldn't be here today. Just kind of casual, you know. Didn't really say that she was passed because this is just, you know, people in line. I wasn't starting conversations. If they asked me, I responded.

[Bobby]

But you just weren't going over the top like the day before, right?

[Lunchbox]

I wasn't going over the top.

[Bobby]

Some would say, look, you're going a little under the bottom because you're being so quiet under the bottom.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that might have been a. Yeah, that might be a problem.

[Bobby]

So you were a bottom?

[Lunchbox]

No, I wasn't a bottom.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no.

[Amy]

He was mid.

[Lunchbox]

I wasn't like, on what?

[Amy]

You were mid. You were just, like, in the middle.

[Bobby]

No, I think he was.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I was just in the middle.

[Bobby]

He was the bottom. Yeah, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, I'm just trying to, like, blend in.

[Bobby]

That's all I'm trying to do. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

And so then, you know, we sit out there for, you know, the hour, hour and a half, whatever it was, feels like forever. No water. But now I'm not a rookie anymore. Had my water bottle, snacks. I didn't have any snacks. That's. That's one thing I still didn't have.

[Bobby]

Hey, forgot about that one. Only one thing at a time, man. Too much. Okay?

[Lunchbox]

You can only change so much in one day, Eddie. You know what I'm saying? And so then I get in the name tagline and get up there and name like, who you here with? And I'm like, oh, it's just me. Wife couldn't make it. And she goes, oh, hold on one second. She gets on her little microphone that's attached to her shirt. You know, the little clippy microphone. We got a single here. Not sure what to do.

[Eddie]

Is she a trucker or a cop?

[Lunchbox]

Well, it is. It's like the little thing. It was like familiar radio.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Attached to her, a little collar.

[Bobby]

I would just bet you don't hear it, but okay, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'm trying to tell you what she did.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's what she did. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

And they come back and say. Say that again. There's only. And she's like, I just have a single, no partner with them, number 127. And they come back and be like, unfortunately, we're not going to be able to let him pass because it has to be couples. So the Valentine's episode won't be able to. He can't attend that.

[Eddie]

Oh, this is it. This is it. This is where you lay it on him, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. And I'm like, oh, man. And she comes off the microphone, she goes, I'm sorry that we're not gonna be able to let you in because Valentine's is a couples only episode and you are by yourself. And I said, yeah, my wife wasn't able to make it. And like, yeah, but you know, I'm sorry about that. She couldn't make it. And what you can do is, you know, we are taping a regular show later on if you wanna go get in line for that. Oh, okay. You're welcome to do that, but unfortunately, you're not going to be on the Valentine's episode.

[Bobby]

Okay, great. Then you went and waited in line for the other show.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but the only problem with that is I didn't have a priority Ticket. I had to go wait in the.

[Bobby]

Okay. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Oh, no, no, I get it. I had to wait in the extras line or whatever. The unprepared line. The line that didn't plan ahead. That is just hoping that people with priority tickets don't show up.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So there was like. There was like 100 people in that line.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So, okay. Sometimes you got to go. Go extra miles. Sometimes you got to sacrifice time and effort.

[Amy]

Okay. He carves out time to finally go and has three days to go. And one of the days happens to be a couple. Like one of the only. Like, this is probably the only time they do a couple's episode.

[Bobby]

Well, it was also on the website that there was.

[Amy]

I know, but like, he had already chosen the week.

[Eddie]

But.

[Bobby]

But it was on the website. He could have there. He could have gone to a later episode that day.

[Amy]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Bobby]

Like he chose without doing research.

[Amy]

This is before he changed the Valentine's episode.

[Eddie]

Before new lunch was before new.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Knew him.

[Lunchbox]

I'm telling you, the Valentine's episode, I swear it was not labeled Valentine's episode when I got that ticket. There's no way.

[Bobby]

Okay. I'd like to say.

[Lunchbox]

So can I. I'm so detail oriented. You're not.

[Bobby]

You're not. And I'd like to push back on that a little bit. You didn't get your tickets because you bought the wrong tickets at first. He got the wrong tickets. So it's not like he did this six months ago. Oh, he got these tickets like three weeks ago. And you're telling me every other person in that crowd coming from all over the country, what came in pairs, made their shirts, their travel arrangements, their hotel, their.

[Amy]

Good point. In like a matter of days.

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Amy]

No, no.

[Bobby]

So I'm not.

[Amy]

That is not somebody in. Somebody's problem. They had that planned out way in advance.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby]

So he could have scheduled that day a later episode.

[Amy]

Okay, gotcha. All right.

[Eddie]

Because.

[Bobby]

Because all those hundreds of people didn't last minute do all that to get there. Anyway, I'm still convinced somehow you got on today. All right, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, so I was in this line of the reserves, the whatever, the non priority ticket. Just. I had a. They. Everybody in that line had a, what it was called a line voucher. So you could get in line, but you didn't have priority is what their ticket said. And I was like, all right, cool, man, I'll just hang out here. You did hung out there for like two hours it feels like. So I'm already, you know, four hours into the day and they start, you know, doing the priority people. They go in and then they took like 35 people from the line voucher line and said, ah, sorry guys, we got no more room, so you can always come back tomorrow. And they sent me on my way.

[Eddie]

What?

[Amy]

But that's it.

[Bobby]

You didn't even get in on day two?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I didn't even get in. I didn't even get in the, like that room. I told you that had the water and the pretzels and the granola bars.

[Eddie]

And the old episode.

[Lunchbox]

Didn't even get in there.

[Bobby]

How much of this, though? Because this is the new you. The more laid back you, the more understanding and honest you, right?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm more laid back and understanding.

[Bobby]

The more self aware, the more if you mess up, you say it. This is you. How much of this is your fault?

[Lunchbox]

Probably about, like. What do you mean?

[Eddie]

Hold on.

[Lunchbox]

The not getting in or the like not getting picked?

[Bobby]

Well, not even having a chance to get picked? Like, how much is this your fault? How much of this is your fault that you go and you show up and you can't even get in because you didn't read the rules?

[Lunchbox]

I was probably like 75% me.

[Bobby]

Okay, that new you, that's a high. That's a high number. It's good old him.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Zero percent chance. Not. Not as they screwed him.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, 25%. I feel like they put that up there late. I don't know, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe. Maybe I. Maybe I didn't read it right. Maybe I didn't. But I mean, there, you got to leave that 25% chance that they did actually just put that up.

[Bobby]

My only argument to that, which I made was every other couple of all ages from all over the country not only showed up in couples, but had time to make matching shirts with themes. That's not something that happens with every other person in the audience in two weeks.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, there was one couple, they were like in all pink, like, I don't know, she had like a pink mini skirt on. And I mean, they were. They had like bling, like silver sparkles and he had like a pink jacket. I mean, I was like, all right, that's good.

[Amy]

Just part of you wish you would have found a lover. Yeah, like a.

[Lunchbox]

Like a. Yeah, yeah, of course I could have. I would have liked that. You know what I mean? That would have Been great. Because then I wouldn't have been denied.

[Amy]

Did you try?

[Lunchbox]

No, Amy, I. I mean, I went to. On every bridge in la. You wake up.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he's lying.

[Lunchbox]

Exactly.

[Bobby]

Like, don't lie. Be all.

[Lunchbox]

Don't be old guys. Guys. Because you're guys.

[Amy]

That's your cousin's husband or something.

[Eddie]

The Columbia.

[Lunchbox]

He has a job. He has a job. He has a job.

[Bobby]

What about, like, your wife? You couldn't convince her last minute to go with you?

[Lunchbox]

And then I would have had to go get her. And then I would have to go get her a nice dress. And like, it was just, like, it was too much. Didn't want to do it.

[Eddie]

And then you gave up on the dead wife. Like, I feel like that's.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I didn't. Eddie. They said, I'm a single, I can't come. They didn't give. They didn't give a crap about anything.

[Bobby]

They didn't try it.

[Eddie]

And try, though, when they were like. That's when you could have been like, you got to understand, like, I would have my wife here with.

[Bobby]

She would plan to come with me. She. The. Our plans were to be here together, but she. She tragically passed away.

[Eddie]

You just quit, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, I said my wife was not able to make it today, but.

[Eddie]

That just means, like, she has a jail.

[Lunchbox]

I said she's not here with us today.

[Bobby]

She woke up with a tickle in her throat. That's what I hear.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm gonna tell you what, it is exhausting. This is like being on for all these hours while you're waiting in line and hoping, like, having this, like, you know, you have to be emotionally like, oh, my gosh, this is it. This is it. And they're watching me. And they're watching me. It is so tiring. Like, you get back to the hotel and it is just like, I'm so tired. And I had no. No margaritas last night, guys. I'm telling you, I had spaghetti. And I was in bed by 6:30. I felt like. I felt like it was 6:30.

[Bobby]

I think what you're explaining is what normal people feel with their real jobs. You go and you spend eight hours, you're focused, you're working, you come home, you have some spaghetti, you go to bed.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I was. I mean, dialed in. You know what I mean? Like, you have to be on. On the whole time.

[Bobby]

You said you weren't on, though.

[Eddie]

Maybe that was being on for him.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no.

[Bobby]

I mean, it was harder to be off.

[Lunchbox]

What I'm Saying is, I have to be like, if someone talks to me, you talk to them. You have to. You sit there with a smile on your face. You can't just sit there and, like, take a nap and close your eyes. You have to kind of just be like, smile on your face and just, oh, man. I don't know. It's tough. It's tough. And the couples, let me tell you, they were a lot of fun. They were all energetic, and, you know, they were laughing and joking, and I was just like, oh, yeah, you guys are good. Good outfits.

[Bobby]

Like, how you feeling going into day three?

[Lunchbox]

Can I. How do I describe this? Like, on one, I am like, okay, this is just, you know, you get knocked down, but you get up again. Can't ever keep me down. I think about that all the time. But then also, it's like, demoralizing. Like, is this really, like, did I really come all this way? And I was so confident they were going to see me, and it was just, like, going to be boom. So maybe they were testing me. Maybe they were just testing me and saying, you know, what if this dude comes back for a third day? No doubt we're putting them on. And maybe they do that with a lot of people. That's what I have to hope.

[Eddie]

I mean, this is the Hollywood story you hear about.

[Lunchbox]

That's right. Underdog story.

[Bobby]

But how do you feel like you will get on today?

[Amy]

He has to.

[Bobby]

But I want to know, like, his feeling. He's had two days of rejection. Like, has that affected your confidence?

[Lunchbox]

A little bit. The new me will be honest. A little bit.

[Bobby]

Yeah. We like new you.

[Lunchbox]

We need a little bit.

[Bobby]

We need to get old him really tired when he comes into the show every morning. Because I kind of like the new him.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah.

[Bobby]

The guy who just says the truth.

[Eddie]

We can actually talk to him.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, because I. I don't know if it's going to change. Like, what about me is going to change? Do what? When they say, like, when I get in today and they talk to me like, do I. My question, is the tux too much? Do I get rid of the tux now?

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Like, is it tux?

[Amy]

No. Isn't that how they're going to totally recognize him? Or.

[Eddie]

No, they call them tux.

[Lunchbox]

But is that a bad thing? If they recognize me because of tux? They're like, that is one dirty tux. He's worn it three days in a row.

[Eddie]

Spaghetti on it now.

[Bobby]

It's like pig pen. He has like, the fumes over him, the dirt and the dust.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I can't decide if the tux now is too much or if it's like, oh, they'll think it's funny that I wore the third day in a row. I. I don't know how TV people think, you know? Like, I mean, I've been in the industry for a while, but.

[Bobby]

What industry have you been in?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, tv, man.

[Bobby]

Anytime you say man after something, we know you're lying. So me and you, dude.

[Eddie]

Who.

[Bobby]

Who's who, huh?

[Lunchbox]

You and me are what? Been in the TV industry for a while.

[Eddie]

Is he delusional?

[Bobby]

What's happening right now?

[Eddie]

New him is delusional.

[Bobby]

Are you broke? Are you broken in your head?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no. I mean, you've had more experience, but we've both been in the industry.

[Eddie]

He was on Friday Night Lights.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he was an extra. Yeah, but that's okay. I'm not even saying that that doesn't count. I just don't know how I get lumped into this with him.

[Eddie]

You and him? Yes.

[Amy]

Like, he's saying by proxy.

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Amy]

Like, because you're in. You've been in a lot of tv, and he has been near you, and he knows you. Right?

[Bobby]

He's Kevin Bacon to me. Hey. Okay, so what does your gut say about today?

[Lunchbox]

My gut? I don't know. Maybe my gut says no tux. Maybe they don't want that. Maybe that's too over the top. Like you guys said the other day. Like, don't be too over the top. Just, you know, you may scare producers and maybe that, like, is the tux, like, showing up Drew Carey? Like, is it, like, you're wearing something nicer than he's wearing? You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. Like, he. Because I don't know if his is a tux. You know what I mean? I think his was, like, a suit. Yeah. Like, it was a nice suit. So he's a tux too much? Is that the saying? Like, oh, man, I don't know.

[Eddie]

Like, we really don't know if the tux is a problem, because day two was a. It was just like, a push.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You. You got one plate appearance, and now you're thinking about changing your batting stance up.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I mean, well, listen, I. I thought. Listen, I thought this was going to be so easy. I thought it was going to be so easy. Like, I. I thought this was so easy.

[Bobby]

Like, really, you know, not. Not being a character, not being, like, I'm Crazy lunchbox. You thought it was going to be so easy.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, I really did. I remember he was going 100% around.

[Bobby]

I know. I don't know if that's, like, when he, like, turns it up. Yeah, go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I really thought, like, all these people calling you, like, oh, we didn't get on. Get. I'm like, yeah, because you guys are just like, you're not interesting. And it's going to be so easy. Like, it's so, like, this can't be hard to get on a game show. Like, it really can't be hard. I'm finding out the opposite. I really am. So that's what I'm saying. Like, I started. Like, maybe I am all wrong. Maybe it is really hard. And these people that called in, maybe they are interesting. Maybe they are. They have a good personality. And.

[Amy]

And you don't. And maybe you don't.

[Bobby]

I would say.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. I'm saying that just because you have a good personality, maybe they don't pick you. Maybe these people that called in said they went three times and never got picked, maybe I was judging them for being, you know, just kind of boring middle America people, but maybe they were fun and they. They just didn't have it.

[Bobby]

Where did middle America come from in that?

[Lunchbox]

Because I think some people from. I think someone from Iowa called or something.

[Bobby]

We are. We live in middle America, too. I know.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just. It's just a. It's just a phrase, guys.

[Eddie]

It's an expression.

[Bobby]

But you. You, like, called them out, but you're one of them. He's like, yeah, they're just random, boring middle Americans. And we're. Yeah, I mean, but we.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, we are at least celebrities. They are not celebrities.

[Bobby]

I thought, is there a chance that you're so much of a celebrity? Like, would they let Leo DiCaprio, if he showed up, get on the show?

[Lunchbox]

That's a great question. I don't know.

[Amy]

I mean, this has flipped his whole world upside down.

[Bobby]

He can't believe he has been there for two days. He's exhausted, and he has not been on the show yet.

[Lunchbox]

I really can't. I mean, I really cannot. I can't. Isn't it weird when they tell you, oh, yesterday when they tell you, oh, it's all full. You want to know what a gut punch that is that you just spent, like, four and a half hours out there? Like, first with the Valentine's Day people and then with these random people that didn't. And it's just like. So I Just waited here for four and a half hours. And I don't even get to go in and get a water in a granola bar. I don't get to get a name tag.

[Bobby]

And you put.

[Lunchbox]

I just turn around and go. I just turn around and go home. And you just see us all sulking off the lot. It's like, oh, walk of shame.

[Bobby]

Walk of shame.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, dude, it was walk of shame for sure.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox. You feel like you're big fish in the little pond or little fish in.

[Bobby]

A massive pond or that.

[Eddie]

Because, I mean, you explain.

[Bobby]

Oh, you mean game show or la? Cause I can see what you're saying.

[Eddie]

You always say, like, did, you're super famous and all this, but now you're in la, dude, you're in Hollywood. And then you would think the producers would be like, oh, my gosh, he's here, let's get him on. But that's not the case.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, so I'm.

[Bobby]

Yeah, like these tiny fish and massive ocean.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's pretty. And I. Yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, they see people every day. That's what's crazy. They see people every day and I mean, I don't know.

[Eddie]

He sounds.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe they're just waiting for the day. Maybe they wanted to end the week on a high note. That's what they. They were waiting for.

[Bobby]

So what is your plan today? And we'll, you know, stop talking about this in a second, but what is your plan?

[Lunchbox]

You. You tell me. Do I go tucks or no tucks?

[Bobby]

What again? What do you think you should do? Because I don't think there's a right answer, but I think you should do whatever makes you feel most confident. I also think that if you're going to change your mind, that's okay. But if you change your mind from going once and getting a no, I think that's changing your mind for the wrong reason. Again, my sports analogy would be you get up and you strike out in your first plate appearance. So you're like, screw it, I'm going to bat from the other side or I'm going to change my stance up. You don't have a big enough body of work to know if that exactly is the reason that you didn't get on base that first time.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, then I'm sticking. Tux. I paid $220 for the tux. I'm sticking with it.

[Bobby]

I would agree with that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Because day two doesn't matter, man. Like, day two didn't happen.

[Bobby]

Day two, you got walked. So it wasn't even an official plate appearance.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Oh, yeah, you're right. I just got walked. I got walked right off the lot.

[Eddie]

Yep, that's sorted up.

[Bobby]

You got. Well, you got told to walk away. Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Bobby]

So you have to be there.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. And now I'm like, do I get there early or does it even matter? Should I just get there 30 minutes before they do the start? Check in where you start going in, I mean, because people with high numbers, the first day that I got to watch, they got up on stage. So they weren't there in the 30s. They were there in the one, you know, 40s. Like, it's like, does it matter? Or are they like the people that get there early, like, oh, they have no life. So they. We'll just pick the people that actually have jobs or something and show up right on top. I don't know. This is all like. This is what I'm saying. Like, I thought I had the perfect formula.

[Bobby]

He's cracking. I don't know.

[Eddie]

What if his angle today is I don't even want to be on the show? You just show that you're just like, dude, I've been here for three days. You all haven't picked me. I don't even want to be on the show. And they're like, I like this guy. Or they like, you know what? We're going to surprise him. We're actually going to put him on the show.

[Bobby]

You know what, Eddie? I don't like it.

[Eddie]

Oh, you don't like it?

[Bobby]

I don't like it. I'm not saying it's wrong, but I don't like it. They want. I. I think you just do exactly what you did day one. It's better. I said this from the very beginning. It's better to fail being yourself because then you don't have to wonder if you should have been yourself.

[Lunchbox]

That's true.

[Bobby]

The worst is fail. Yeah. Before any of this happened, the worst just generally in life is failing when you weren't being your truest self. Because you always then think, maybe I would have made it if I just would have been myself. And that's the worst. It's the absolute worst. And you knew the odds. Nine people get up a show at a 300. It. It's hard. And they're looking for certain types of people. They're not just ranking who would be the best on the show. They probably got to find a certain amount of men, certain amount of women, certain amount of white people, certain amount of black people, certain amount of. Who knows, Hispanic People, they probably. I gotta find different jobs, they gotta find a military person. They gotta find all this. So I don't think you can hold that against you. I think what you can do is just show up and be the best version of you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, because, like, when you say that. When I think back to the. Like the first one, the first day, they may have called two dudes. If I'm. If I'm going through the calculations in my. Two dudes total, so seven chicks.

[Bobby]

Well, then I think there's a transition needed.

[Eddie]

So you want to go as a chick?

[Lunchbox]

No. Maybe they reversed that today and they go, seven dudes, two chicks.

[Eddie]

I was wondering where he's going with that.

[Bobby]

Sounds like a weird video, but okay.

[Eddie]

Ms. Doubtfire.

[Bobby]

Hey, I saw a video. I don't know if you saw it. Lunchbox of. I think it was 1982. This woman goes on and she gets on prices, right? And she makes it all the way. And then she doesn't win a car, but she's pregnant. And then some. Some years later, recently, the baby she was pregnant with went up and actually won a car.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Thought yesterday, like the. It showed the mom in 82 getting up and Bob Barker, it's like, oh, she does. Well, she gets up, does not win the car. And then it cuts to. It was like a CBS this Morning. No, whatever the news network is that would do it. And it's like. And now, 32 years later, that baby that she was pregnant with, or however you say it, and it shows her going, $222. Ding, ding, ding, up on the stage. And then she wins the car.

[Eddie]

That is amazing.

[Lunchbox]

That's really cool.

[Bobby]

Maybe say you're pregnant.

[Lunchbox]

I haven't seen that.

[Bobby]

Say you're pregnant.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if they'd believe me.

[Bobby]

Who cares, dude?

[Lunchbox]

No, I care, because this is my last shot, dude. Like, I. Unless I gotta stay another week. I mean. But I don't want to do that. That's tiring.

[Bobby]

Would you want to do that, man?

[Lunchbox]

I would. Listen, here's the deal. I would almost stay every day until I made it.

[Bobby]

The rest of your life. But you just live there.

[Lunchbox]

I would go every single day, every day, and eventually they'd have to break down and give me a shot, right?

[Eddie]

Not really.

[Lunchbox]

If I went 52 days in a row, they would have. I mean, I would.

[Bobby]

Why did you pick the number 52? Because that's the number of weeks there are in a year.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's just the first number.

[Eddie]

I think he thought that Far. Like, he just said a random number.

[Bobby]

Well, I didn't, because there's 365 days, and then you got to cut out weekends. And they don't tape every day all the time because they take multiple episodes a day. I didn't know why. If he knew something or just pick 52.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's just a number that popped in my head. I have no idea.

[Bobby]

Got it. Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Like, it's 52.

[Eddie]

That'd be a good documentary, though. Me trying to get on prices. Right. Like, and he documents every day till he finally makes it.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you just don't get to record much.

[Eddie]

It's the same thing every day.

[Bobby]

Well, it's just a hotel and walking to a certain point until they take your phone margaritas. And obviously you can't record with real cameras. Once you get to the line, it's all cell phone footage unless you have, like. Yeah, Anyway, I'm not.

[Eddie]

Too many. Too many, like, technicalities.

[Bobby]

All right, buddy. Sorry about that. You didn't get rejected yesterday, though. I think that's the one. You did not get rejected.

[Lunchbox]

That's true. It was the same name tag lady those the day before, if that matters to the story.

[Bobby]

Did you keep both name tags?

[Lunchbox]

I didn't get a name tag the second day.

[Bobby]

Did you keep name tag day one?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I kept it.

[Bobby]

That's cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they let you keep it.

[Bobby]

That's cool.

[Eddie]

Does it look like a price tag?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it looks like a price tag. And it's very well written. I mean, I don't know how.

[Bobby]

You told us she had great handwriting. Remember that, guys?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but every name, she does it perfect. Like, if it's a four letters, she fits it, like, perfect. You know what I mean? If it's eight letters, perfect. Without a ruler. She just knows what size each name needs to be. What a talent practice.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I bet you could do that if you did.

[Lunchbox]

My question is, what do you think? And this is really a dumb question, but how much does that name tag lady get paid?

[Bobby]

I'm sure she's very important. She's a production assistant who just has good handwriting.

[Eddie]

Oh, they didn't hire her for that?

[Bobby]

No, I don't think she's, like, majored in calligraphy and her dream was to go write. They just found somebody that could write pretty well that was already on the staff. There's probably a production assistant.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

That'd be my guess.

[Lunchbox]

That makes sense.

[Bobby]

All right, well, we can move off that.

[Amy]

But you should ask her, though, if you see her today.

[Eddie]

Did you get her. Her name.

[Lunchbox]

I think her name was Emily.

[Eddie]

Told you. People like it when. When you know their names.

[Lunchbox]

And then the girl that, like, after you got your name tags on that checked my id. Like, she puts it in the thing and then takes my picture. She was from Ohio, I think either she went to Dayton or her brother went to Dayton. I don't know which one, but I know that that was a conversation and.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

Middle America.

[Bobby]

Middle America. All right, let's go around the room, guys. We got our. So we won't even know really from him until Monday, right?

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I could just throw it on Insta if you need me to. Yeah, but that. That'd be a. That'd be a waste. It was a joke. I'm not really gonna do that.

[Eddie]

Hey, funny joke, man. It's a funny one.

[Bobby]

Okay, let's go around the room. Amy, you're up.

[Amy]

A Florida teen is accused of shooting himself in the leg while faking his own kidnapping. I don't know exactly why he wanted to be kidnapped.

[Bobby]

Attention, probably.

[Amy]

Yeah. He's 17. He googled things like. Or talked to chat GPT about Mexican cartels and collecting his blood without causing pain.

[Eddie]

Why? Why do they always pick Mexicans to kidnap if you're going to make up a kidnapping story?

[Bobby]

Like, I would say this is like.

[Eddie]

The third time I've heard that.

[Bobby]

But I would say. I think the answer would be, where does he live?

[Amy]

Florida.

[Bobby]

Okay. I think the answer is because, I mean, there's a heavy. Hispanic. Cuban. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Cuban, Dominican, Haitian.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Yeah. So there are probably different drug organizations and also the glorifying of it through documentaries. There's a lot of those shows. Documentaries, news. Listen, El Chapo is basically a celebrity, not for good reasons.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's famous.

[Bobby]

So I would say it is something that you see a lot about. So you probably go, well, if I want this result, and I've heard about this, let me google to see if I can make this happen. Was he wanting money? Like faking hostage for money or just attention?

[Amy]

Well, his lawyer said that he's been bonded out of jail and they did not give an immediate return for a comment. But according to his arrest affidavit, he texted his parents and younger brother in a group chat. I. But I don't know if eventually he was going to maybe ask for money or something.

[Bobby]

Sounds like attention.

[Amy]

Okay. Or just attention.

[Bobby]

But then probably didn't get on prices. Right.

[Eddie]

That's gotta be.

[Amy]

Then he shot himself in the leg.

[Eddie]

That's dedication.

[Bobby]

He's committed it's like wearing a tuxedo three days in a row, you know?

[Amy]

Yeah, let's be real. Life happens, kids spill, pets shed and accidents are inevitable. Find a sofa that can keep [e-mail] Starting at just $699, our sofas are fully machine washable inside and out, so you can say goodbye to stains and hello to worry free living. Made with liquid and stain resistant fabrics, they're kid proof, pet friendly and built for everyday life. Plus, changeable fabric covers let you refresh your sofa whenever you want. Neat flexibility. Our modular design lets you rearrange your sofa anytime to fit your space, whether it's a growing family room or a cozy apartment. Plus, they're earth friendly and trusted by over 200,000 happy customers. Customers. It's time to upgrade to a stress free mess proof sofa. Visit washablesofas.com today and save. That's washablesofas.com offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, it's Ed Helms.

[Bobby]

And welcome back to snafu, my podcast about history's greatest screw ups.

[Eddie]

On our new season, we're bringing you a new snafu Every single episode.

[Amy]

32 lost nuclear weapons. You're like, wait, stop.

[Bobby]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Ernie Shackleton sounds like a solid 70s.

[Eddie]

Basketball player who still wore knee pads.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, it's going to be a whole.

[Eddie]

Lot of history, a whole lot of.

[Bobby]

Funny, and a whole lot of guests.

[Eddie]

The great Paul Scheer made me feel good. I'm like, oh wow, Angela and Jenna, I am so psyched you're here.

[Amy]

What was that like for you to soft launch into the show?

[Lunchbox]

Sorry Jenna, I'll be asking the questions to today.

[Amy]

I forgot whose podcast we were doing.

[Bobby]

Nick Kroll.

[Eddie]

I hope this story is good enough to get you to toss that sandwich.

[Bobby]

So let's see how it goes.

[Eddie]

Listen to season four of SNAFU with Ed Helms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple.

[Bobby]

Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and on the new.

[Lunchbox]

Season of Heavyweight, I help a centenarian mend a broken heart.

[Amy]

How can 101-year-old woman fall in love again?

[Lunchbox]

And I help a man atone for an armed robbery he committed at 14 years old. And so I pointed the gun at.

[Eddie]

Him and said, this isn't a joke.

[Bobby]

And he got down.

[Lunchbox]

And I remember feeling kind of a surge of like, okay, this is power. Plus, my old friend Gregor and his brother try to solve my problems through hypnotism.

[Amy]

We could give you A whole brand.

[Bobby]

New thing where you're, like, super charming all the time, being more able to look people in the eye, not always.

[Amy]

Hide behind a microphone.

[Lunchbox]

Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

Sami Gente. It's Ana Ortiz.

[Bobby]

And I'm Mark and Delicato. You might know us as Hilda and Justin from Ugly Betty. We played mother and son on the.

[Amy]

Show, but in real life, we're best friends.

[Bobby]

And I'm all grown up now.

[Amy]

Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Bethy.

[Lunchbox]

Yay.

[Amy]

Can you believe it has been almost 20 years?

[Lunchbox]

That's not even possible. Well, you're the only one that looks that much different. I look exactly the same.

[Bobby]

We're rewatching the series from start to finish and getting into all the fashions, the drama, and the behind the scenes moments that you've never heard before. You're gonna hear from guests like America Ferreira, Vanessa Williams, Michael Urie, Becky Newton, Tony Plana, and so many more icons.

[Lunchbox]

Each and every one, all of a.

[Bobby]

Sudden, like, someone, like, comes running up.

[Amy]

To me and it's Salma Hayek. And she's like, you are my Ugly Betty. And I was like, what is she even talking about?

[Bobby]

Listen to Viva Betty as part of.

[Lunchbox]

The My Cultura podcast network, available on.

[Bobby]

The iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

I'm Eva Longoria. And I'm Maite Gomez. Rejoin. And on our podcast, Hungry for History, we mix two of our favorite things. Food and history. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells and they called these ostracon to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracized is related to the word oyster.

[Bobby]

No way.

[Amy]

Bring back the ostracon. And because we've got a very mi casa es su casa kind of vibe on our show, friends always stop by.

[Bobby]

Pretty much every entry into this side of the planet was through the El.

[Eddie]

Golf of.

[Bobby]

El fue, Mexico, Continual forever and ever.

[Amy]

It blows me away how progressive Mexico was in this moment. They had land reform, they had labor rights, they had education rights. Mustard seeds were so valuable to the ancient Egyptians that they used to place them in their tombs for the afterlife. Listen to Hungry for History as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby]

All right, let's go, lunchbox. What do you have?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, a mother in law. Worst mother in law ever. Or mother, whichever one she is. There was an influencers. Was Having a gender reveal. And the mom was supposed to set everything up. Like they were gonna shoot these little cannons and the smoke was gonna come out, and so the husband and wife do it, and blue and pink come out and they're like, what is going on? We're having. We're only having one kid. And the mom's like, oh, look at me, look over here. And she was holding pink balloons to let them know they were having a girl.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I saw that she was taking all the. She was. She wanted the attention. Yeah, But I think that's a better way to do it than fake that.

[Eddie]

You'Re getting cartelled and shooting yourself in the foot.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Having to prove it. Then at that point, you know, let's go, Morgan.

[Amy]

Okay, so there's some influencers being bashed over doing this. They've been taking these carved pumpkins that they did to Starbucks and having them fill up a carved pumpkin with their drink of choice.

[Bobby]

Can you do that? Is it allowed at Starbucks?

[Amy]

There's some places that have, like, some Starbucks people. The baristas were super excited and were.

[Bobby]

Like, of course we'll do this. And others are like, I'm not doing that.

[Eddie]

Like a big pumpkin, because I'm surprised.

[Amy]

Like a mini ones.

[Eddie]

Oh, the little one.

[Amy]

But no, you just carve out the top. Oh, you just cut open the top and.

[Bobby]

But is it like a fountain drink machine where if you buy one, then you get as many as you want? Like, why would Starbucks do that unless you've already bought one? They have a refill policy at Starbucks at all.

[Amy]

Or you can get.

[Bobby]

Can't you buy like a. Well, maybe not even free. But can't you buy like a hard bottle or cup at Starbucks?

[Eddie]

A real cup?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby]

And then take it back and refill it.

[Amy]

Refillable cupcakes, like, for free? Yeah, they have like a thing where if you have that, you get a discounted price.

[Bobby]

Yes, but they do refill something that already existed, is my point. Like, do they find that the pumpkin meets that criteria? Yeah, I've seen a couple of those. They're. They're really stupid.

[Amy]

Would you guys do it?

[Bobby]

Would you guys take a carved pumpkin.

[Amy]

And have a barista fill it up?

[Eddie]

I would not. No, probably not.

[Bobby]

I would not. Cuz they're not drinking it. They're just doing it for social media cloud. Right?

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't really get it. Yeah, I guess it's kind of cute if it's little Eddie.

[Eddie]

Okay. 68 years ago this week, leave it to Bieber broke, like, just Boundaries on television by showing one thing that they'd never shown on television before.

[Bobby]

Let me see. Let me see.

[Amy]

Oh, I have a guess.

[Bobby]

Let me see. Let me see.

[Eddie]

I'm sure that you guys will never get it because it's so weird.

[Bobby]

So it's not going to be the bed.

[Eddie]

Not the bed.

[Bobby]

Dang.

[Eddie]

You might get it.

[Amy]

I think I know it.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Go.

[Amy]

I think it's a toilet.

[Eddie]

It's the bathroom.

[Bobby]

Oh, wow. Yeah. How'd you know that?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

You walk in and mom's taking a dump.

[Amy]

No, but black and white.

[Eddie]

I feel like it wasn't that they weren't using the bathroom. It was like an episode about they were trying to hide a baby alligator and so they use the toilet tank to hide it. But that was the first time they'd ever, ever shown a bathroom.

[Bobby]

How'd you get that?

[Amy]

I think I've heard it before, but I guess I don't think I would have known it was like if you said, what show was the first one to ever show a toilet? I don't think I would have been able to say leave it to beaver. But hearing it the way Eddie said it, I remember at some point hearing that it was a toilet.

[Bobby]

Good job.

[Eddie]

Hey. 68 years ago this week.

[Bobby]

Hey. Six eight.

[Eddie]

Six, eight, six eight.

[Amy]

Oh, I saw a teacher was dressing up or plan to dress up as 6, 7 for Halloween.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's one of the most popular costumes this year.

[Eddie]

How do you do it?

[Bobby]

Just a number of kids wears. One wears six, one wears seven.

[Amy]

Oh, no. The teacher had, like a thermometer and like a ice pack on his head and a bandage wrapped around. Cause he's sick. And then he has on a shirt that says seven. And so he goes sick. Seven.

[Eddie]

Six, seven.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Amy]

I mean, that was the teacher's way of doing it, which I thought was kind of funny.

[Bobby]

But yeah, that's gonna end soon.

[Eddie]

How soon do you think? I mean, because, like, 69 lasted forever, dude.

[Bobby]

Different, though. 67 comes from a basketball. Like a hype video. And it's like a swat.

[Eddie]

An edit.

[Bobby]

Yeah. 69 is a sexual position. And that's where that comes from. That can always exist. Yes.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[Bobby]

And that made it big in movies. 69. It was a much bigger part of pop culture. Now 67 might be, but it feels so stupid. I don't think it lasts more than another three, four, or five months.

[Eddie]

People love it, man. Like that video from. I know it's older, but like, from in and out burger order 67. And it was like.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like all the people inside waiting for it. Did you see last night, the tight end for the Steelers, Ed Cow touchdown pass? And he did the 6, 7 with his hands.

[Eddie]

Saw that. My kids love it, man.

[Amy]

Yeah, same.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got a couple things here. Let's see. Raymond, to a listener, hit me up about the Opry with something that's pretty interesting. What? What's up, Ray? So do you remember this? Yeah. With online, however many people they show some. So say you click on the Opry's website and you see that there's going to be people performing. Sometimes it just shows four, and then other nights it'll say eight people are going to be there. And so this person was just wondering, hey, I saw Garth Brooks just showed up and did a surprise performance. So how do you know if somebody's going to show up and do something like that? Well, usually Garth doesn't do performances that have been listed on the website. He mostly shows up, either does a surprise, induct somebody or invite somebody. Because you get invited to the Opry, you get inducted in the Opry, or Garth just shows up because he's a member. Rarely will you see Garth Brooks is playing that night unless it's something very special, like Opry goes Pink or opry's, you know, 45th anniversary. So. But they do, for the most part, keep up to date on who's playing that night. At times, there's only a few up there because they don't have it fully booked yet. Right. They have to book that show three nights a week, and they've got to book that show with like, 10 people. And so they have different acts that play most of the nights. It could be like, you know, these certain dancers, these certain players that are very traditional Opry, but, like, I'll play it like six or seven times a year, and it'll usually I'll know about a month out and they'll put it up. And I think Eddie and I are playing in November, and I think it's probably already up there. I don't even know the date we're playing, but it's probably already up there. But mostly it's just you don't know until they know, and sometimes they don't know until late. But the best shows to go to, if you want to go to an Opry, are a weeknight show, because the bigger artists can play on weeknights because obviously the bigger artists are on tour on Friday and Saturday night. Now, there are still some good Friday and Saturday night shows for sure. But, like, if you wanted to go to, like, consistently a better one, it's the nights that the artists are in town, which is, you know, a Tuesday, you know, any weeknight. Does that answer your question at all? Yeah, that was good. But, like, for instance, Garth, he did a Friday. Yeah, but again, you're never gonna know. And Garth also isn't touring right now, so that. That would be another reason that Garth could do it on a Friday. He's currently not doing a tour, so who knows what he's doing on the weekends. Yeah, Garth just shows up. Because Garth can just show up. But for the most part, it's not like, you know, Sabrina Carpenter at ACL when she brought out the Dixie Chicks, and you're very like, oh, my God. Or he just shows up and you don't even know there's going to be a surprise. And so I was also thinking next level. So could you, if you had a lot of time on your hands, look and see all the people that are Opry members and see how many times they've played the Opry, and if it's getting close to the end of the year, see if these certain people still haven't played their quota that they have to meet? So then they would be guaranteed to play the Opry at some point. That's a great question. I don't think everybody always meets their quota, to be honest with you.

[Eddie]

What is the quota?

[Bobby]

It just depends. It's changed over the years because some people, like Blake Shelton doesn't live here, but he's an Opry member, so he can't actually make all of his shows. Like, it could be like 15 times a year. Mike, tell me what the Internet says. Internet says 10 shows per year. And, like, Blake can't do 10 shows a year because he doesn't live here. So he'll do stuff for the Opry in other ways. Coming in, video recording things. He's got those bars that he's. Blake's bars are actually the Opry owned bars that they kind of lease his name. So he, you know. But no, I don't. That'd be a tough one. Carrie knocks hers out and, like, spurts. She'll do two shows a night because some of the times at the Opry, they'll do double shows. They'll start, do one at like, six and do one at, like, 8:30. And Carrie will just park her bus out and do the first show, stay in her bus and go out and do the second show, and then she does Those appearances. She also does her fan club thing at the Opry, too. So that's a fun idea. Like, to see who hasn't played their quota and then. But they're not going to be surprises. Like, Dustin lynch isn't going to be a big surprise. He's an Opry member. But if he just shows up. Oh, that's cool. But there's also other cool, so. No, no, I wouldn't say that's a thing. All right. That's all Good question, though. Also, I'm not the Opry expert. I mean, I played it a bunch, but. And I did host a TV show for a long time. And I did watch it growing up my whole life. And maybe I am an Oxford.

[Eddie]

It sounds like it.

[Bobby]

All right. Can I hear Stevenson's beats? Do you have them?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

So what is this?

[Amy]

So he started taking a beat making class.

[Bobby]

Where there's beat at school?

[Amy]

No. Oh, it's like a.

[Eddie]

That'd be cool.

[Amy]

I know. That would be. Right? No, he had to go to, like, this beat making place.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Amy]

Like, they hold camps for kids.

[Eddie]

You got to send me that info. Like, we're done.

[Bobby]

Because Eddie was going to show up. He's like, Kramer taking karate. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Amy]

So, Ray, do you have. There's two.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So this is the first one, and then the next one. When you ever want. You want that one. That one will get more complex, but this is the first one.

[Eddie]

Okay, good.

[Bobby]

Does he play piano at all?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Is he musical at all?

[Amy]

He. I signed him up for it because he really, like, he always can find the beat of, like, everything. He's just. He recognizes beats and songs, like, right away. He's always listening to music, and it's just something like, he can start to be like, hey. Like, he. He doesn't necessarily rap or freestyle or flow, but you can tell he has. He hears things I don't hear.

[Bobby]

Learning how to play piano is almost essential for a producer, a beat maker, because you can make the beats, but also. But it's like, you hear the keys coming on that. It's like inserting that over the top of it. That's super cool. He enjoys that. Who? You know, somebody who's oddly good at freestyling. Ray, would you hit that again? That'd be his lunchbox. All right, take it away, Obi.

[Lunchbox]

What do you want me to freestyle beat?

[Bobby]

No, freestyle.

[Lunchbox]

I'm out. In.

[Bobby]

There you go. Yeah, rap. Go ahead. Let's let him have his face. Let him have his face. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yo, I'M out in la Will today be my day? Oh, please I get down on my knees and I pray Pray that today they say. They say what? Come on down to this side of town.

[Eddie]

Dude, that's good, man.

[Bobby]

Don't stop him.

[Lunchbox]

I'm trying to. Yeah. Yeah. Eddie, don't interrupt, man. You mess up the. Yeah. Come on down to this side of town. You want to meet Drew Carey. But, man, I'm sorry. You're too hairy and you're a little bit scary.

[Amy]

Man.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe if you brought your Aunt Mary. Sorry. You gotta go. That's the end of this. This is. That's the end of this rhyme. Yeah. We out of time.

[Bobby]

Peace. Pretty good, man.

[Lunchbox]

Nailed it.

[Eddie]

Good job, dude.

[Bobby]

Nailed it.

[Eddie]

Golly, you're a natural, man.

[Bobby]

I think if you had a chorus, you really bounce back. You bounce back quicker, even more, like, effective. Why don't you rap this time? Same beat.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what a chorus.

[Bobby]

And you're gonna do the hook? Yeah, I'll just make up a song part of it, and then when I finish singing, when I finish singing it. Okay. It'd be like this. Just gonna sit here to watch you be. And it's okay. Cause I love the way. You love the way. And then it's like. And then it goes back to the hook. Just wanna stand here. Yeah. So I'll give you something like that. I'll just sing apart, but yeah, let's just say. Let's go. I like your theme because I think you're onto something here just about being in la, like the streets of la, like what you've seen out there, the people you met. You know what I'm saying? I'll start you off. All right.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby]

And now I'm just gonna do the vocal part of it.

[Eddie]

Okay, Here we go.

[Bobby]

He meet meets people every day. Meet meets people every day except this day. Except this day.

[Lunchbox]

Go it's my way. No, that's not what I wanted to say. You rap? What are you saying? No, Eddie.

[Amy]

Me singing new rap people every day.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I thought you want me to keep singing.

[Bobby]

No, I'm.

[Amy]

He sings your rap.

[Bobby]

I can do a different one. I set it up good. I didn't set it up good for him.

[Lunchbox]

I, I, I guess I was confused. I didn't understand.

[Bobby]

I do the chorus, and you wrap around the chorus.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, Got it. Wrap around.

[Bobby]

And it won't wrap around here. One more time.

[Lunchbox]

Here we go. Here we go. Wrap around.

[Bobby]

Fish out of water in Los Angeles he fish out the water in Los Angeles Angeles.

[Lunchbox]

I went down to Rodeo Drive and I tried to give everybody a high five. Hey, hey. And they said, whoa, whoa. You can't be here. You ain't got the dough. You ain't got the dough. You need to go over there. Cause you are nothing but a. Can't say that word.

[Bobby]

Out the water, Los Angeles. Fish. Out the water, Los Angeles.

[Lunchbox]

Prices are high. People are high. And I look up in the sky and I say, oh, why, why, why, fish? Why don't you come back so quick?

[Bobby]

Okay, go, go, go, go.

[Lunchbox]

Why, why? Why do we have to die? Oh, no.

[Bobby]

Fish out the water, Los Angeles. He's just a fish. Out the water, Los Angeles. One more time. Go.

[Lunchbox]

I went to no Boo. And they said, oh, you. No, no, no. Don't even know what no Boo is. But you know what? That's what it is. Oh.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Man.

[Lunchbox]

I couldn't think of anything else about it. Oh, you didn't need to. You thought of everything.

[Bobby]

Perfect. That's no Boo, dude.

[Eddie]

That's great.

[Bobby]

Awesome, Dude.

[Eddie]

Fish.

[Bobby]

Thank you, dude. That was you. That was your whole story.

[Lunchbox]

I got on the 405.

[Bobby]

Oh, oh.

[Lunchbox]

Hit the B right here.

[Bobby]

You can't stop him. Go.

[Lunchbox]

Got on the 405 and oh. All the other cars were just flying by, and I said, oh, is that a Ferrari? Oh, that's Guy Fieri.

[Bobby]

He wants to end it here. He wants to end it here. He's just a fish. Fish. Fishing into here. He went to no Boo. Fish out the water. We out. Nailed it, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Pretty much, man. I. I was looking for the recording studio out here.

[Bobby]

That's great. You need it?

[Lunchbox]

Didn't find any.

[Bobby]

Who are you looking at back there behind you?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I. I just noticed record producers, record producer. Hearing the screen, I. I noticed it was in the picture, and I didn't know if that was distracting the people, so I was trying to turn it around.

[Bobby]

Okay. It's pretty good, though.

[Lunchbox]

No, there's no one behind me. I'm just in a prod studio. There's no one. I don't. I even see Seacrest yet.

[Eddie]

Is he supposed to be there?

[Bobby]

He doesn't really work from there.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Eddie]

You know that he does have you.

[Bobby]

I mean, he shows up there sometimes, but he's got his own studio. What's. Who have you seen up there in Los Angeles?

[Lunchbox]

Ah, really? No one, man. I saw Drew Carey.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And that's about it. I. I haven't really gone anywhere else.

[Bobby]

Do you feel like. Do you feel like a fish out of water?

[Lunchbox]

No, I just. I haven't hit the hot spots yet. I need to get to the hot spots.

[Bobby]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Is the hot spots, like, Friday night, Rodeo Drive? Where else do they go? They go to. I've heard of Sunset sinai Hospital.

[Amy]

The 5150 hold.

[Bobby]

Cedar Sinai Hospital. Is that just. You only know that because John material went to have hand surgery there.

[Amy]

I feel like back when I did the Hollywood.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's when the celebrities go.

[Amy]

We would talk about Cedar Sinai Hospital a lot.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's where they get checked into, like, whenever they're dehydrated. Yeah, exactly.

[Amy]

Exactly.

[Eddie]

You gotta go there, man.

[Amy]

Wait, are you in. Where is he, Burbank or Sherman?

[Bobby]

He's in Burbank.

[Amy]

Oh, okay. Well, you could go see maybe Sissany or Tanya. Rad.

[Bobby]

They're doing their show right now.

[Amy]

Go be like, yo, yo, yo.

[Bobby]

Take them that song.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, get that song.

[Bobby]

And be like, I got a song called Fish out of Water. Los Angeles.

[Amy]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. They would be like, get out of here.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Like the opposite, though. Like, when something's bad, it's really good. They'll be like, get out of here. That means come on back in.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Sick.

[Bobby]

Did Stevenson have a second beat?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay, what's that? What's happening here?

[Eddie]

Is that a different language?

[Bobby]

It also has, like, an Asian themed instrument in the back or an Indian theme? Not sure.

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't.

[Bobby]

I get those confused.

[Amy]

I don't know. This was his second class. Yeah, the first beat was his first class.

[Bobby]

Turn that up. Is there. Is there, like, room on it, or does she sing the whole time? Oh, here we go. Turn up. Hey, let's talk. Can you breeze out this one? Whatever comes to mind don't do.

[Lunchbox]

Don't do.

[Bobby]

Los Angeles, though. Like, whatever you feel with this.

[Eddie]

Whatever comes to mind, bro. Let it go.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Let it rip.

[Bobby]

Don't worry about getting canceled. We got you back.

[Lunchbox]

I'm out of my mind. I'm out of my mind. Oh, my gosh. What is this kind. Oh, God, Eddie. I don't know, man. This is beat. It's really weird. I'm trying to come up with words that would go with it.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's hard to do.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

What do you hear when you hear this?

[Lunchbox]

I. I hear someone that is really messed up on and just, like, on acid, and it's just, like, wants some over sensation.

[Amy]

Oh, overstimulated.

[Lunchbox]

That's what it. That's what it is. Amy. Thank you. What did I say?

[Amy]

Over sensation, but okay.

[Lunchbox]

Stimulated sensation.

[Bobby]

You. Well.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I don't know how you would rap to that.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's.

[Eddie]

It's more like a dance club, like. Yeah. Beat.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's his thing.

[Amy]

Maybe. I don't know. We're gonna see maybe dead mouse like.

[Bobby]

That instead of like a Dr. Dre.

[Amy]

I. Yeah, I don't know. I. You know, as a mom, you just want your kid to.

[Bobby]

I like it.

[Amy]

Find their thing. I do think that something maybe a little more creative side of things will be good for him, but we'll see.

[Bobby]

Take him fish out of water.

[Lunchbox]

No rush.

[Amy]

No rush.

[Bobby]

If he likes what we did.

[Eddie]

Fish out of water.

[Bobby]

Los Angeles. Yeah, the rapper. I said he's gonna start again.

[Eddie]

Where you at?

[Bobby]

Yeah, what are you looking? What are you reading right now?

[Lunchbox]

I was trying to Google stuff in Los Angeles.

[Bobby]

Oh, you, like, build up rhymes?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. I was on my phone because I was like, cool places in Los Angeles do that.

[Bobby]

Look up, like, Los Angeles landmarks.

[Lunchbox]

Los Angeles.

[Bobby]

And we'll give it one more run with that first beat.

[Lunchbox]

Angeles landmarks. There we go. All right, let's see.

[Bobby]

What, like, what do you see?

[Lunchbox]

I see the Hollywood sign. Walk of fame. Oh, yeah, the Branberry Building.

[Bobby]

You're loaded now.

[Lunchbox]

I don't even know what that is. Historical landmark, Santa Monica Pier.

[Eddie]

There we go.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I did. I did see Santa Monica Boulevard.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I drove by it on the highway.

[Bobby]

Are you driving? Are you Ubering or you rent a car?

[Lunchbox]

What? Well, I mean, Ubering, but, yeah, we went by the yeah. Sign. Santa Monica Boulevard. And I was like, oh. But I didn't stop.

[Bobby]

All right, that's cool.

[Eddie]

Cool, man.

[Bobby]

All right, you want to get one more run or are you tired?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I'm good, man. I, I, I, I. I'm warmed up now.

[Bobby]

Good deal. Beat one, please. Let it get going. I'll lead you in. Here we go.

[Eddie]

Got.

[Bobby]

Here we go. Fish out the water. Los Angeles. He's a fish out the water. Los Angeles.

[Lunchbox]

I grab my boo and I take her to that old Los Angeles Zoo. And what do you know? There's no animals. So I say we go to the Griffin Observatory. What do you do there? No idea, but it's some old building, and you look over the city and, oh, we're at a crossroads of the world. And that's down there by the Santa Monica Pier. And what do you see? Oh, you see nothing but the blue ocean. The ocean. The Billy, Billy blue ocean.

[Bobby]

The water. Los Angeles. He didn't stop at the right time. There's a Fish out the water, Los Angeles. One more verse.

[Lunchbox]

It's where you dream. Dreamers dream. You come to make it big on the big screen. And so we go visit for some inspiration, the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Oh, my gosh. I can't even get on the prices right. How am I gonna get in? My star on this sidewalk right next to Michael White. And then you go and you see the Hollywood sign. I didn't know a famous person on the hot Walk of Fame. I tried to come up with someone.

[Bobby]

Michael White, Tom Hanks, Macaulay Culkin. I thought, he's going to Macaulay Culkin. When he said, that's a good ride. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I loved how you tried to drive Observatory with nothing.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby]

When he said that, I was like, there's no. He's not getting out of there anytime.

[Eddie]

He went to the landmarks, there's just no rhymes, man.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it was tough, man. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby]

All right, well, good job, buddy.

[Eddie]

Good job, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Thanks, man. That's a Hollywood sign. I need to go see that.

[Eddie]

Have you not.

[Bobby]

You can see it everywhere. It's.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Bobby]

You can't get.

[Lunchbox]

No, I haven't. I haven't seen it.

[Bobby]

You can't get to it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you can look. No, Eddie, I'm telling you, I've been in my hotel. I've been on the cbs. Lot of prices, Right. And what's crazy is in the front of the. The lot is there's, like, a preschool. There's, like, kids playing on a playground.

[Bobby]

Oh, really?

[Eddie]

That's probably all.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe that's kids. That could be it. I was like, maybe it's all the workers there. That's where they.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So that's cool.

[Bobby]

Do you see any other shows being shot there? Because that's what they do. Dance with the Stars.

[Lunchbox]

I haven't seen any. I did see let's Make a Deal.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Like, it was on the other side, and one of the chairs in the waiting area said, let's make a Deal. And I was like, at wrong set.

[Eddie]

But the Dancing with the Stars set, is that the same as his? Price is Right?

[Bobby]

No. Massive building.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

It's huge.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Many different sound stages in there.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Bobby]

And they wouldn't. Because Dancing with the Stars only rinse it during the season. They don't keep it when it's not. So right now it's in season so that it stays the same. That's what's up.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox. Good. Good luck today.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you. I need it Tucks it up.

[Bobby]

I say you go. Go back to old. To you.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Bobby]

Do you have the energy to go back to old you?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, I got to. I mean, I'll find the energy. I mean, the energy is always there. You just got to talk to yourself. Like, look, all right, this is your one shot. Well, now it's actually your third shot. And you just gotta go. You just gotta hit it hard. You gotta hit the ground running. And, man, I just. I can't come in Monday and not have made it. Like, I can't.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

Because then I wasted a whole three days here, like, for nothing. For absolutely nothing. Maybe. I don't know.

[Eddie]

And you kind of sound like an. Like an idiot. Like, is that part of it, too, where you.

[Bobby]

Like, you're embarrassed? Yeah. Because you said for sure to be so easy, and then you come back multiple attempts.

[Lunchbox]

I don't sound like an idiot. I don't sound like an idiot right now.

[Bobby]

No, I think it's.

[Eddie]

No, no.

[Bobby]

When you get back. I think his point was you thought it would be so easy. And maybe idiot was harsh, but. But maybe you sounded. You just very wrong that it was so easy. You'd for sure get on. They couldn't resist you.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, yeah, that could be a. That could be an issue. That could be a feeling.

[Bobby]

Would you rather not get called on at all? This is day three. The same question is asked. Not get called on at all or make it to contestants row and then not make it up.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, oh, now that it's day three, make it to contestants row and not get up. Just so I can tell you guys. See, I told you that I was irresistible that they had to put down.

[Bobby]

You would say that.

[Lunchbox]

I told you guys that I was going to get on because if I come back without getting on.

[Bobby]

But does that count as getting on if you only get to contestants row and you're actually not good enough to get on the show?

[Lunchbox]

Not on the show, man.

[Bobby]

That's where skill is. Skill is where you go from contestants row to the stage.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's true. Because, I mean, I feel like for the next, maybe 36 hours after I get back, I mean, those phone lines are going to be lit up if I do not get on because they're.

[Bobby]

Going to be saying what to you? No, you idiot. Like Eddie said. He said.

[Eddie]

Yeah, my point.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So we'll probably not. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna do. We're gonna get on, so we don't. Why are we talking negative folks. We gotta talk positive.

[Eddie]

Like, you're the one.

[Bobby]

You let us here.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I know, I know. I. Man, Hollywood. I guess they've seen all types. Maybe that's what it is. They've seen all types. And so you think.

[Bobby]

Tell him your dad, Steve Buscemi.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think they'd believe me.

[Bobby]

You look just like.

[Lunchbox]

I don't look like the guy.

[Eddie]

No, you do.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, if that. If that's going to help. I'm like, hey, I'm a Nepo, baby. Steve Buscebi is my dad.

[Bobby]

All right, we're done. Amy, what are you doing this weekend?

[Amy]

Going to UVA game.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, That's.

[Amy]

Yeah. The time has come.

[Bobby]

Uab, uva.

[Eddie]

What's. Oh, uva. Virginia.

[Amy]

I don't know who they're playing. Deal.

[Bobby]

No, I don't, actually.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby]

Mike, will you let me know who Virginia football's playing?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

So Washington State.

[Eddie]

Oh, where is that?

[Bobby]

You can win that.

[Amy]

We're going to. Where? Charlottesville.

[Eddie]

Charlottesville?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

So you can win that game.

[Amy]

We can win? Yeah. Oh, good. Be good to be at a winning game. That would be fun. But like, once a year, my boyfriend tries to meet up with all of his college friends. They pick a game they all go to, and this is the one. But, like, his kids are there. His daughter's visiting the campus because I guess she's looking into maybe going, too. But that's cool. So they've already been there. And I'm. Then they drove. So then I'm flying to meet them. And then.

[Bobby]

Mike, will you look up the weather for Fayetteville tomorrow? Are you gonna go if it's raining? I'm not going.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's the deciding factor.

[Bobby]

If it's gonna. We. I'm already on the fence anyway. But if it's like stormy, I agree.

[Amy]

Like, why. If it's raining, why would you want to go?

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's like 70% chance of storm.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude, that's too high. 70s high.

[Amy]

What's the weather in Charlottesville? Should I cancel?

[Bobby]

I don't think you can. I can't because I would just go and come back home and go to the game, but I don't want to. I'm not going over there for rain. I also don't want to fly in when it's raining.

[Eddie]

Like storming stress you out?

[Amy]

Eddie, flying for you last weekend was no problem.

[Eddie]

No problem. I got delayed coming back. But it was just. I think it was. It was like a 30 minute delay.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Hour, maybe lunchbox.

[Bobby]

When do you get home?

[Lunchbox]

Saturday night.

[Bobby]

What do you have planned for tonight if you don't get on the show?

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea. What do you have planned if you.

[Bobby]

Do get on the show? Like, I don't know what's, what's.

[Lunchbox]

I, I think we're supposed to do dinner with my wife's cousin. I don't know exactly what that means.

[Eddie]

You know what kind of food this time?

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't know. I. They live like. I don't know where they even live. I've never, I've never been to their house. They just moved to a new house because she got a new job.

[Bobby]

So cool.

[Lunchbox]

I, I could be very depressing, though. I, I mean, if I, if it's, if it doesn't go well today, like that dinner is going to be just like. This is awkward.

[Bobby]

Why nobody.

[Amy]

You can still have a good time.

[Bobby]

Nobody thinks less of you. Yeah, because you didn't.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'll be so mad at myself. I'll be so mad at. I'll be kicking myself. I'll be running over scenarios in my head what I did wrong, what I. But, But I mean, I guess I should be happy because I'm seeing my wife's cousin and her husband and, you know, we've never, We've never visited him here, so.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

All right, well, good luck today. We hope you get on.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

We'll know Monday. We won't know. We'll all learn Monday. And everybody have a good weekend. Everybody feel good?

[Eddie]

Feel great.

[Bobby]

Los Angeles fish.

[Lunchbox]

We still rapping?

[Amy]

Bobby's got it. Will he have it Monday?

[Bobby]

That's. I guess we have to wait and see if.

[Amy]

Papa. Papa. Papatrino. What's his name?

[Eddie]

Papatrino.

[Lunchbox]

Pacino.

[Amy]

That's Bill Pacino. What's the guy.

[Bobby]

The name Bill Pacino.

[Amy]

Tom Petrino.

[Bobby]

No, Bill Petrino.

[Amy]

Bob. Bob.

[Bobby]

Bill Pacino.

[Amy]

What's his name? For real, Bob, It's. Oh, it's Bill Petrino. Okay, I was close. Okay.

[Bobby]

We're really rooting for those Bill Pacino hogs to do the deal this weekend. Thank you, guys. We'll see you on Monday. From me and all the Bill Pacinos everywhere.

[Amy]

Let's go.

[Bobby]

Have a good weekend. Bye, everybody. Hello, America's sweetheart. Johnny Knoxville here. I want to tell you about my new true crime podcast, Crimeless Hillbilly Heist from Smartless Media, Campside Media and big Money players. It's a wild tale about a gang of high functioning nitwits who somehow pulled off America's third largest Cash heist.

[Lunchbox]

Kind of like Robin Hood, except for the part where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I'm not that generous.

[Bobby]

It's a damn near inspiring true story for anyone out there who's ever shot for the moon, then just totally muffed up the landing. They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape. So we're sitting like, oh, God, what do we do?

[Eddie]

What do we do?

[Lunchbox]

That was dumb. People. Do not follow my example.

[Bobby]

Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Ed Helms, host of Snafu, my podcast about history's greatest screw ups. On our new season, we're bringing you.

[Eddie]

A new Snafu Every single episode.

[Amy]

32 lost nuclear weapons. You're like, wait, stop.

[Bobby]

What? It's going to be a whole lot.

[Eddie]

Of history, a whole lot of funny, and a whole lot of fabulous guests. Paul Scheer, Angela and Jenna. Nick Kroll, Jordan Klepper. Listen to season four of SNAFU with Ed Helms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby]

Sami Gente.

[Amy]

It's Ana Ortiz.

[Bobby]

And I'm Markin Delicato. You might know us as Hild and Justin from Ugly Betty. Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Betty. Yay. We're rewatching the series from start to finish and talking to iconic guests like Betty herself, America Ferreira.

[Amy]

There was this moment when the glasses went on and it was like, this is our Betty.

[Bobby]

Listen to Viva Betty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein. And on the new season of Heavyweight. And so I pointed the gun at.

[Eddie]

Him and said, this isn't a joke.

[Lunchbox]

A man who robbed a bank when he was 14 years old and a centenarian rediscovers a love lost 80 years ago.

[Amy]

How can 101-year-old woman fall in love again?

[Lunchbox]

Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

Hey, guys, it's Stephanie, Beatriz and Melissa Fumaro. And this is more better. We are jumping right in and ready to hear from you, your thoughts, your questions, your feelings about socks with sandals. And we're ready to share some possibly questionable advice. And hot takes. God, that sucks so hard, though. I'm so sorry. Can you out petty them? Can you match their pettiness for funsies? Yeah, all the things. Because aren't we all trying to get a little more better? Listen to More better on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an I heart podcast.