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Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
This is Bobby Bones Show.
Bobby Bones
They made a list of the most expensive weddings in history. Morgan's isn't on here yet because she hasn't had hers yet.
Lunchbox
She hasn't paid yet.
Morgan
I don't know if I'll make that list. Hopefully not.
Bobby Bones
Some of these are crazy. The Taylor and Travis came in at number nine if that tells you how wow crazy some of these weddings are. But at number 10 was Kate Middleton and Prince William in 2011 around $45 million for that wedding. And then I wonder, too, who's paying for that? Is it the people? The people?
Abby
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Because the budget's different.
Abby
If you ain't paying Kate's parents, they
Bobby Bones
ain't paying 45 cents.
Abby
I'm just kidding.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Nine is Taylor and Travis. I did an interview with Little Big Town. It's going to be on next week's Bobby Cast. I never even asked him about going to Taylor's wedding.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, they were there. Yeah, I saw the pictures.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I never asked him because I didn't want to put in the position to go. Like I. We can't talk about it. Because I'm sure they can't talk about it. Mike, did you think about that? Yeah, I figured they couldn't. Like, what were they going to say to me? Yeah, we can't say much. That's the thing that happened.
Abby
We got a handkerchief.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Abby
Or a napkin or what.
Bobby Bones
Number eight. Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos in Venice. $56 million for that wedding. Did they fly everybody out there privately themselves?
Lunchbox
I think that's what we read.
Bobby Bones
Like, if you have that much money and you're inviting 100 people, you probably get them all jets, right? It's like a bus here. You bus people in if you're a celebrity, but if you're them, you go to Italy and plane everybody in. You don't remember.
Lunchbox
Mm.
Abby
Mm.
Bobby Bones
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. 60 million. Then we get to the big ones, and I don't know these people. Letizia Ortiz, Roca Solano and Prince Felipe in Madrid, Spain. $62 million for their wedding.
Abby
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Number five. Venetia Mital and Amit Bahita in France. 106 million.
Lunchbox
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
I don't know who they are. It sounds like they live quite the life, though, Is that. That's got to be oil money, right? Yeah, that kind of money or something. Isha Ambani and Anand Paramal in Mumbai, India. 133 million for their wedding. Here's what I know. Lady Di and Prince Charles. 176 million.
Abby
Geez.
Bobby Bones
In 1981.
Abby
176. And then.
Lunchbox
And then 81.
Abby
Kate and Prince William were 45 million.
Bobby Bones
49. And Meghan Markle and Harry were 60. Lady Di and Prince Charles. $176 million. That is wild. Okay, number two. Rodhika Merchant and Anant Ambani. One billion.
Lunchbox
Where are they from?
Bobby Bones
I would assume India. It said Mumbai, India, 2024. I don't know if they're just really Rich people that grew up with a lot of money or if they're famous, but they spent a billion dollars on their wedding. He is the son of the richest man in Asia. Anant.
Lunchbox
Yep. I don't even know how you spend that money.
Bobby Bones
Well, I think you give everybody a million for coming. Okay, that would be the startles way to give. Wow. And number one, Khadija Uzhakova and Sed Gutersiev in Moscow, Russia. 1.4 billion.
Abby
So what do they do?
Bobby Bones
Insurance, sales, the oil and media fortune. Yeah. How do you spend $1.4 billion on a single thing?
Lunchbox
I don't get it.
Abby
I don't know. I mean, are you maybe. Are you buying money?
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying. You're just give out money to spend that kind of money. The wedding dress alone was $1 million.
Abby
But still, Bobby, you've explained to us many times the difference between millions and billions. And it's like,
Bobby Bones
do you buy everybody a plane that you fly them in? And then they had performances from Jennifer Lopez, Sting and Enrique.
Abby
Okay, but they're what, a million each? Like, we haven't even scratched the surface. Are we serving lobster man?
Lunchbox
If you're one of the vendors or like one of the people making the cake, you're like, yes, we're the ones. They're gonna pay us millions for this cake.
Bobby Bones
That's from visual capitalist, who wrote the article. But it's crazy. A billion dollar wedding. I mean, all of that's crazy. Even the 10th, the $50 million one is crazy. But it's nothing. Whenever you read a billion dollar one, where do you land on this list? Morgan?
Morgan
Bottom barrel? Somewhere way at the bottom.
Abby
We are.
Morgan
We aren't even cracking. I don't even think we'd even crack a list. But honestly, it's still expensive. Even what I'm spending. We look at the money of that and my parents and him, and you start to add up all the pieces, and, man, money just goes out the door quickly.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And on things that you feel like you need to do until after it's over, you don't really have the knowledge of it until it's over. Then after it's over, you go, oh, we really didn't need to do that on invitations. We really did. But you don't know. You kind of. You don't know until you know.
Morgan
No. And honestly, once you book something, you're kind of in it. You can't really, like, go back on it. There's no, like, oh, never mind. That's too Expensive. Or maybe we'll try something else. It's like once you put a deposit in, you are set in until it's over.
Bobby Bones
They also upcharge everything because it's a wedding, so everything costs a little more just because it's a wedding. It's not even that. It's you or anybody specific. If you're going to rent chairs for an assembly versus if you're going to rent chairs for a wedding, they know they can charge you more because the wedding is more important. And they'll go, yeah, there's somebody else who wants these chairs, too. They're having a wedding on the same day. You better get on them now. They'll get you. Weddings are crazy.
Morgan
That wedding word, man, I tried really hard to say, oh, it's just a party, it's just a party, as many times as I could, but they will still get you.
Bobby Bones
It's a birthday where I'm wearing a white dress. Right, Eddie, your kids want cameos for their birthdays now?
Lunchbox
Yeah, because the cameos you sent me when I went to Puerto Rico, apparently they got on my phone and watched all the cameos over and over and over to the point where there's a song that William Hung sings. He says, you can do it what you want to be. And they sing that all day long.
Bobby Bones
Is that a hymn song or is that. I don't know.
Lunchbox
I don't know. Like, I don't know if that's one of his songs or what, but they love it. So now they've been looking at cameo. They're like, I want a cameo for my birthday.
Bobby Bones
Some of them are so expensive.
Lunchbox
Oh, I know. And the ones that they want are expensive. They want the athletes, the big athletes. Big athletes. You got, like. Well, I mean, to them, they're big, but, like, you know, I think they saw Amon St. Brown, Amon Ross, St. Brown. And he was like, he's a receiver for the Detroit Lions. And he was like, $400. I'm like, sorry, guys, we're not gonna get him.
Bobby Bones
Where they get you is you say, I'm getting this for a wedding. And they go, oh, my God, let's find out $500. But where they get you really, is you buy it, and then you do overnight, you want it 24 hours, or they make you wait a week. It can come anytime during the week. And if you get to 24 hours, it's another like, $100.
Lunchbox
And maybe I'll get him Raymundo or something. Something more affordable.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Ray, did you get Any interest from you doing those cameos from when I bought and talked about you?
Ray
Yeah, a little too much. They stress me out just because.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean too much? Why not just be like, this is awesome. Thanks for talking about it. That's easy work.
Ray
Thank you. But with my current job and also training for Papa Shot, it was a lot at once.
Lunchbox
Oh, interesting.
Bobby Bones
How many did you do after we talked about it on the show?
Ray
10. Okay.
Bobby Bones
And do you split the money? 50. 50 with cameo?
Ray
Oh, they definitely take a portion, but I just shoot it to my wife.
Abby
Oh, it can't. They can't take 50, can they?
Lunchbox
They could.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Abby
I mean, I guess they could, but that.
Ray
Yeah, I do believe they do.
Bobby Bones
They're hosting. They're hosting it all. It's all their infrastructure. I don't know that it's 50, but I could understand that it's a partnership.
Ray
Yeah, it is. Because I think you said it was 40 for mine, and then I believe I get 20. So.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Cameo takes a 25% commission from every standard video the celebrity or creator keeps 75%. So did you do. Did you know?
Ray
I. I mean, you said that you paid 40 for mine because I paid
Bobby Bones
for the 24 hours. It's 20. You're 29.
Ray
Then maybe I got 26. It just depends on what app they buy it on and if it's there. It's different amounts depending on where exactly you saw the cameo ad or whatever.
Bobby Bones
So you don't want people buying cameos
Ray
from, you know, at this time. I mean, is Tom Brady going to do cameos during the Super Bowl? No, he's not.
Abby
Oh, he's. He's dialed in.
Ray
Yes. And people are going to hit me up.
Bobby Bones
Easy money. Why would you not say yes? Go to Cameo and buy my cameo. Lift your price. 10 bucks.
Ray
Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to be in Vegas worrying about the Papa Shot, focus locked in, and I'm going to get 10 cameos. 24 hours. And I have a tournament I got to plan and I got to get on an airplane, which makes it almost impossible to do it in 24 hours. Drives me nuts.
Bobby Bones
That's the easiest money I've ever heard of. You do a two minute video for $26.
Ray
Yeah. And you want to have good scenery behind you. So I'm going to have to walk out of the hotel. I'm in the 110 degree heat.
Bobby Bones
You don't have to do that.
Ray
You don't have to do any of that I'm not going to do it in a dirty hotel room.
Amy
Hey, guys.
Ray
You wanted me.
Lunchbox
You're.
Bobby Bones
What kind of hotel room are you in?
Ray
I mean, you got the sheets on the background all over the place. It's. I'm not going to do that. I want stuff behind. I want the palm trees. I want the city depending on where I am.
Bobby Bones
So people don't buy a cameo from Ray today.
Ray
Please don't.
Lunchbox
Wow. That's money you're leaving on the table, Ray.
Scuba Steve
No.
Bobby Bones
This is going to make people do it. He doesn't even know that people are going to now want cameos from Ray because they're so in demand.
Lunchbox
And, Ray, you did mine from a hotel room, so. What are you talking about?
Ray
Yeah, that one was at Opryland. I felt like it was pretty behind me where I was able to fake like I was in Puerto Rico. I was able to, like, play out some act with you.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Scuba Steve
Yeah.
Ray
I always try to put something different. I'm not never going to do it in my bedroom. Some. I've seen people do them before. They literally wake up and film them. I'm going to put forth some effort. I. I'm going to have already taken a shower. I want to feel like I'm on top of my game when I do a cameo. I never do them half asleep. May do them a couple drinks in. But I have standards for myself when it comes to cameo.
Bobby Bones
So don't order one from Ray today.
Ray
Please don't. But they are. And I'm going to wake up Saturday morning from the hotel. All right. It's game day. Boom. Ten cameos. And it's. It's the same thing. It's over and over. Does. Does Tom Brady's wife tell him, hey, I need you to do chores on your game day of the Super Bowl? No, she doesn't. She respects his privacy.
Lunchbox
He's not married anymore.
Bobby Bones
Also, it's good money. Do you not need money? Are you good.
Ray
It is good money, but I'm just.
Bobby Bones
Are you good on money? Like, you don't need any money?
Ray
Here's Amy. Let me say this. The beauty, the funniest thing about cameo is when I am bored on my patio not doing anything in the world, I have no cameos. When I have my nephew in town, when I'm about to get on a plane, when I'm about to play in a massive basketball tournament, I will get 10 cameos. At the moment. Inopportune time. I almost wish I could put a little time scale of when people can Send them to me, and when I do them, so. And I actually should contact Cameo and tell them that, because these things fly in at 1am and then it'll be, like, 24 hours. Well, guess what? We have a live radio show until 1. I have to take a nap. I have to commute in traffic. You can't be on your phone. So I have about a window of an hour to do however many cameos, and it drives me nuts.
Bobby Bones
No crying on the yacht. No crying on the yacht. That's the easiest money.
Ray
The second I land from a vacation, the second I get on a plane going to Jamaica, I will get five cameos. And so then, guess what? I'm traveling in a plane, but it doesn't matter.
Bobby Bones
That's awesome. I would love any of that.
Abby
Sounds like spending money for your Jamaican vacation.
Bobby Bones
He doesn't need money.
Ray
No, I do need the money.
Morgan
You're making me want to do it.
Abby
Can I share my ideas, a phrase? Done. Okay. Eddie should do cameo, and he can take. This is like a side hustle where that's the money he gets to invest.
Lunchbox
Oh, Amy. I'm so busy, though, and after hearing
Bobby Bones
Ray, I feel like it sounds, like, terrible.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Oh, I don't want to be stressed out.
Abby
But, Eddie, you could charge. I mean, think about it. You could have. Well, I don't know how often cameos come in.
Bobby Bones
I just don't want anybody fighting about doing. It's also, I don't want anybody screaming, I do cameo.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't really want to do it.
Bobby Bones
If you guys want to do it, great.
Abby
I was just thinking, there's the idea. He could find investment. He wants money to invest.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I want to retire. At some point, maybe I retire because of my cameos.
Abby
The way Eddie wants to retire and win, he needs to start diversifying his buckets. He needs more buckets.
Lunchbox
I need more buckets. I think the salsa is happening right now.
Abby
Okay, that's a bucket.
Bobby Bones
That's a bucket.
Lunchbox
That's a bucket.
Abby
That's a bucket.
Lunchbox
But there's also, like, the whole Snoop Dogg thing, right? Doesn't he charge, like, $1,000 and then $5,000? 5,000. Meaning he really doesn't want to do it. But if somebody's willing to pay 5,000, he'll do one a year. You know what I mean? Like, I can also.
Ray
One a year.
Bobby Bones
He's done over two. He's made over a million dollars in just reviews.
Lunchbox
So maybe I set mine at, like, 1,000.
Scuba Steve
Oh.
Lunchbox
And I never have to do it unless that One person's like, ah, I got the money.
Ray
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Snoop is $5,000. He's got a 4.91 rating.
Lunchbox
That's crazy.
Abby
Okay, Eddie does make a point, like, set it high. And if someone wants to pay that. I mean, I don't think you do a thousand, but if you set it high, it's like, okay, Occasionally, if one random, huge, crazy fan comes along, like,
Lunchbox
a billionaire's wife wants it, he's like, I'm a billionaire. Just pay him the $500. And I'll be like, yes, that's my one a year.
Abby
Bobby, you could. I know you need.
Lunchbox
Oh, dude, you would have a bucket.
Abby
You don't need it, but it's fine.
Bobby Bones
I don't also have other buckets fighting about getting your cameos promoted. Well, I just know how this goes. I've run this operation here for 100 years.
Lunchbox
We also don't want you to get stressed out, like Ray.
Bobby Bones
I'm not doing cameo. I'm saying Ray's doing it. Lunchbox doing it. You're doing it. You're all fighting about who's getting the cameos.
Lunchbox
That's kind of why I haven't done it.
Abby
Well, be on your own to promote it. Like, you don't have to do the show.
Bobby Bones
Huh?
Abby
He said, like, y' all don't have to fight about saying it here. Don't say it here. Promote it on your own, because then you don't disrupt here.
Lunchbox
I don't know. I'll sleep on it. I've never really been interested in that.
Abby
Okay, but I'm interested in. You're right. You have the salsa bucket. You gotta find some buckets. Like, I'm just trying to think, like, it'd be. Well, you. You're. You'll figure it out.
Bobby Bones
You all right over there?
Abby
Yeah. I mean. Cause I. Obviously Cameron's been around a while. I guess if he wanted to do it, he would have done it a long time ago.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but Ray doesn't want to do it. And he's still doing it, though.
Lunchbox
And I've seen the lunchbox with his little happy birthday hat, and it just looks stupid.
Bobby Bones
Like, Ray, you're leaving today to go play basketball. Yeah, you dialed in.
Ray
I will be when I get on the flight. I'm still. I got niece and nephew at the house. We got Bazer giving me chores and stuff before I go. And she doesn't realize this is a massive basketball tournament, but the second I stepped foot in Vegas, step foot on the plane, completely different ball game.
Bobby Bones
You take a little Ball with you.
Ray
Yeah, I will just. It'll be funnier on the videos. And they actually drum up a lot of questions. When me and Scuba were doing it, this one, even the TSA people, the lady goes, what do you guys have with those little balls? Is it something dirty? Who would think that just carrying around Papa Shop balls would create conversations? So then we go, oh, no, it's an adult tournament where you play with mini balls. And she goes, okay, you guys are good. Continue through security. All right.
Bobby Bones
And you're not on till 8pm Central Time.
Ray
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Tomorrow night on ESPN.
Ray
Correct.
Bobby Bones
And we don't know if you're on TV though.
Abby
No, he will be.
Bobby Bones
What?
Scuba Steve
No, he definitely will be in that two hour span if he loses the first round. I mean, they're broadcasting the whole thing is I had a meeting with a lady who's part of Papa Shot and it's a whole live event and they're talking about how they're gonna have all these different players featured. He will. He will definitely make it on espn. Even if he is out in the first round, he'll be on there. And they even talked about how they're gonna be doing like post game interviews and stuff. And raise, I guess doesn't want to do it, but I think he should be a part of that process.
Bobby Bones
Don't get him started. He doesn't want to do it. He's busy.
Lunchbox
You don't want to stress him out.
Bobby Bones
Interviews.
Scuba Steve
But if he loses, like, why not talk about it? Like, hey, go out there and talk about your experience and everything.
Ray
Correct. And I will be good sport. And I will do those. But I did tell the lady at Papa Shot, I said, when I was in Chicago, I want to admit to you I was a poor sport. Because she goes, hey, we may have some of these videos. It's going to be some. I don't know, something's coming out on YouTube from the Chicago qualifier. And she goes, and you'll be in it because you did the interviews, right? And I said, no, I didn't do the postgame interviews. When I got placed 16th and I wasn't included, I said, no, I didn't do any interviews. I don't understand how these NBA players are able to do them. Maybe they get paid for them. Maybe it's in their contract.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they have to do them after they lose.
Ray
That is the worst thing ever is the last thing you want to do
Bobby Bones
is talk a shot. You didn't lose the playoff like that.
Ray
I was so mad, I wouldn't talk to Scuba until we went to Jordan's restaurant. It's. To have a microphone shoved in your face after you lose is a bizarre thing.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, we'll be watching. I was thinking about having, I don't know, people over.
Lunchbox
Is that what you're going to say?
Ray
You got to be careful because you just. You just don't know how much of a broadcast presence I'm going to have on there. Heck, maybe tell them I'll do a play by play or something like that. Other than that, how they're going to fit.
Bobby Bones
I don't. I don't know them, though.
Ray
Yeah, well, I don't think they're controlling it. It's espn. What do they think is interesting?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I don't know how they're gonna get everybody on either, but hopefully they put you on. But we'll be watching. I was thinking about. It's just late.
Lunchbox
It is late. Eight, eight our time. Eight to ten. That's late.
Ray
Look for a white hat. Look for headphones. Other than that, when they're doing the over the top flyover, that's all you're gonna be able to see me from.
Bobby Bones
Are you guys outside?
Ray
No, no, we're inside the Palms Hotel. But I'm sure they're gonna do to just show how massive of an event it is. The flyover cam. Boom. Maybe a drone inside, but.
Lunchbox
But you don't know any of this. You're just.
Ray
I'm just trying to picture it. You're. I mean, you're a video guy. Do they have capabilities, I wonder. ESPN plus you got drones.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, they probably got inside drones.
Amy
Scoop.
Bobby Bones
Are you sad you can't go?
Scuba Steve
Yeah, I'm a little bummed because we. I've been part of the journey from the beginning, and it's something that Ray and I have been excited about since December of last year. So, yeah, a little bummed. But I am looking forward to next year's season because.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you're gonna get back in it.
Scuba Steve
Well, dude, I.
Bobby Bones
This.
Scuba Steve
When I was in Vegas, I cracked. All I wanted to do was crack a hundred. I knew I wasn't going to be shooting like Ray because Ray practices every day as a machine, but I was. I just want to crack 100. And I went well past 100. And so I see myself having a future and a contender in next season based on just that one game.
Bobby Bones
Some of these guys, I'm watching their videos, they're really good.
Ray
Yeah. What you got to think, they're in their basement. I mean, they're in their grundies.
Scuba Steve
But some of the videos you're watching, though, they're playing on a different machine. So it's a. It's an unfair advantage from the machine that they use at the tournaments, so. So they may score 200 points, but when they come up on the real machine, they're getting like 120, 130.
Bobby Bones
I'm watching them on the real machines, the ones you guys are playing on. One guy had one ball in both hands, is nailing both of them.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, he's doing it at home, but try seeing them in Chicago or somewhere else, they choke. They're getting 100.
Lunchbox
That's Spider, right?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I put a message on the Instagram. I was like, where? Sizzle Raimundo? And they replied, we'll try to get to him.
Ray
Yeah, and I screwed up on that one. They DM'd me.
Bobby Bones
They were highlighting different people in the tournament, and I said, where's Citizen Raimundo? And he was nowhere to be found.
Lunchbox
So they DM'd you, Ray. But you didn't see it or what?
Ray
They said, hey, if you have any video footage of you shooting, shooting, send it to us. We want to include you in a carousel. Saw it 24 hours too late.
Scuba Steve
I'm also working on getting us a machine here in the building.
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Scuba Steve
That'd be kind of fun for us to play around with and, like, maybe have a tournament, like, internally.
Lunchbox
Well, maybe we all get good and shoot in the 150s, dude.
Scuba Steve
We're all competitive. Maybe next year we all go together.
Amy
It's a good trip.
Bobby Bones
Good luck, Ray.
Ray
Thank you.
Lunchbox
Hey, Ray. Sometimes when I'm at Dave and Buster's, sometimes the machine doesn't feed you balls fast enough.
Scuba Steve
That's crap.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but you ever have that problem, like, with these good machines?
Ray
Now with these good ones, baby, those balls always get fed to you.
Bobby Bones
Okay, watch Ray tomorrow night on ESPN plus as he goes for the championship. 64 to 1.
Lunchbox
Let's go, baby.
Bobby Bones
Where do you need to finish for you to feel like you were successful? First stop. If you finished eighth, that's still awesome.
Ray
You know, I've been playing Papashot in this city for 10 years. Then I learned this year how to play with the smaller balls. Got a machine and was able to practice.
Bobby Bones
It's your first tournament ever.
Ray
I don't care. I'm. If I don't get first, I'm going to be pretty depressed. I already moved my flight up. I said, I'm not sticking around in that city. If I Get first. Yeah. Cool. Maybe there's an after party, but I'm getting the heck out of there.
Bobby Bones
Can you imagine how cool the afterparty is at a papa shot?
Lunchbox
Yeah. With just Ray.
Bobby Bones
No, with all the guys.
Ray
No, they said drinks, everything.
Bobby Bones
Chaos. Yeah, that's real. Real vibe.
Ray
Well, they're all seasoned people in their careers, so I'm sure there's some advice going around. It's not. Yeah, there. There's definitely problem. And these people can afford the machines, so I would imagine a lot of these people are millionaires. A $10,000 machine. Do you have one?
Bobby Bones
You probably put on a credit card if you can't afford it. What do you mean, do I. No, I don't have one. I don't want one.
Lunchbox
This machine's $10,000.
Ray
Yeah. Six.
Scuba Steve
Six. Six and change.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Scuba Steve
You know Ray with numbers.
Bobby Bones
It hits me with.
Ray
Do you have one?
Lunchbox
He rounded up to 10.6.6.
Bobby Bones
There's a story about which male celebrities do women want. Is there a free pass? If you were to get a free pass.
Abby
So who's. I mean, who.
Bobby Bones
What male celebrity would you pick?
Abby
See, Ryan Gosling.
Bobby Bones
The number ones were Ryan's.
Abby
Oh, but mine's Ryan Gosling, not Ryan Reynolds.
Bobby Bones
Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are the most frequent choices for this kind of fantasy relationship. Ryan Gosling is cited as a top pick because of his good looks, romantic roles, and the ways perceived as charming. Ryan Reynolds because people appreciate his humor, family values, and relatable personality.
Abby
Not me.
Bobby Bones
You think that recent stuff hurt him?
Abby
No, I've just never been a Ryan Reynolds person. But Gosling. Yes. What about that? He's kind of newer on the scene. He was Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell. He seems too young for me, but I was gonna say George Burgess. Old fraternity little brother.
Lunchbox
Yeah. He's 37.
Abby
Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
Okay, perfect. Amy.
Morgan
Glen Powell.
Bobby Bones
You've been with Younger.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Abby
That guy's probably 40, 37 now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah, now.
Bobby Bones
So Eddie thinks he may have been got by a server.
Lunchbox
It's all.
Abby
A server?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, at the restaurant.
Abby
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
What happened?
Lunchbox
So we went out to eat, and right before the bill came, like, we were just like, wow, the server's taking a while to come out with that bill. I wonder what's going on. Well, she shows up and she says, oh, I'm so sorry. It took me forever to come back. I just got into a fight with one of my co workers in the kitchen. He called me dumb. And it's just been that kind of day. And I just started this job two Days ago, and they're calling me dumb. And it just. This is so hard for me. And my wife and I look at each other, we're like, oh, this is so sad. We should tip her better.
Bobby Bones
Tough day for the server. Yeah, make it a little better.
Lunchbox
So we tipped her better. We tipped her, like, 25 bucks on something that should have been like, you know, 15. So let's go 10 bucks more. 25 bucks. And then after she left, I started thinking, like, hold on. Did we get got? Like, did she just make up that whole story right before the check comes in to get a tip? And I shouldn't be thinking like that, but my mind went there.
Bobby Bones
Okay, thoughts.
Abby
I mean, I'm just gonna go ahead and choose to believe her. I think just that's what you have to do and know that you did the right thing. Either way, that 10 bucks is going to help her out. I don't think he got got.
Amy
Yeah, he got got. They sit there in the back and they're like, all right, it's your turn to go fool someone and say you got in a fight and see if they give you extra money. And you had sucker written on your forehead. You fell for it hook, line, and sinker got scammed.
Abby
This is the thing, people, they rally in the back and see who can get a bigger tip.
Bobby Bones
I've worked in restaurants. I've never had that happen before.
Lunchbox
But have you ever had the thought of talking about how just life's been tough recently?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And I'm sure people do that. The thing is, it's risky to do because people can also get annoyed with that and tip you less. Like, it's a risk to bring anything personal in, because unless you've established some sort of relationship with them in that hour, hour and a half, if you're doing that and then they walk away, you go, they just made me feel uncomfortable. I'm not tipping them as much. There's just a risk involved.
Lunchbox
You're right, because I did feel. It felt a little weird that she was telling us all this stuff, like where this co worker was calling her dumb. Like, a lot of information that was just kind of voluntarily given to us.
Bobby Bones
Unless she's used that In Israel, like, seven out of 10 times, it's worth doing. I don't think you got got, though. It's too risky.
Lunchbox
And I know $10 isn't a lot,
Bobby Bones
but $10 is a lot for added onto a tip.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but I know if you think like, oh, it's just $10, but my wife and I really, the decision was made because we both looked at each other like, oh, let's give her a little more money.
Bobby Bones
Did you take your kids to a restaurant and people were cursing?
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Or is that a bar?
Lunchbox
It was kind of like a sports bar. Okay. And they sat us right by the bar, which is fine. Like, usually it's no problem. But that night, like, there were just sailors sitting at the bar. F this.
Bobby Bones
Sitting, not working people. Got it.
Lunchbox
The bartender, too, Ringing the bell that's beeping. Awesome. Everyone was cursing. And I'm like, guys, my kids are here. Like, I felt like I wanted to go tell them. Like, can you guys, like, tone it down? I got kids here.
Scuba Steve
But.
Lunchbox
But I have this memory of my dad doing that when I was, like, I don't know, eight years old. And we were so embarrassed. He went up to another table with these guys and said, hey, my kids are sitting over there. I'd appreciate if you stop cursing. And they're just like, okay, sorry, dude. We beeped up, and they just kind of, like, rubbed it in his face. And I have memories of that. And I was like, this is going to be me. If I, like, go up there and try to say something.
Bobby Bones
What do you think about that situation?
Abby
I mean, I think you're. You just have to tell your kids. Like, oh, let's try to ignore them. I'm not saying anything to anybody else. I know that I'm in a public place. I'm at a bar, a sports bar. I'm sitting near the bar. Like, there's some variables you just have to consider of, like, this is sort of the price you pay being in public. And then tell your kids, hey, I mean, if it's a thing, then you can mention. Like, we don't want to talk that way.
Bobby Bones
Not just in public, though, but at a sports bar at night.
Abby
And you're seeing games are.
Amy
Exactly.
Lunchbox
Early dinner.
Bobby Bones
But you're at a sports bar where they're drinking. I'm not saying that they're all great humans, but if you're taking your kids to a sports bar in the evening, keyword bar. They're probably going to be people that,
Abby
like, if you're at Chick Fil A. Yeah.
Amy
Totally different.
Abby
Like, hey, guys, can you chill out a little bit?
Lunchbox
Or I also thought about telling the server, like, can you move us further away from the bar?
Bobby Bones
What if you'd have got beaten up, though?
Amy
That have been, like.
Bobby Bones
That would have been terrible.
Lunchbox
Oh, in front of my kids?
Bobby Bones
Yes, you can. You talk about a memory you have that of your dad, he didn't get beaten up. They just talk garbage back to him. Imagine someone is drunk and you say, hey, guys, stop cursing. And they punch you in the face and you get knocked out. How humiliate. You can't even go back home.
Lunchbox
No, that'd be the worst.
Bobby Bones
You just got to run away and make a new family.
Lunchbox
That would be the worst because my kids think I'm so strong now. Like, we'll watch UFC and be like, dad, you can probably win one of these fights, huh? And I'm like, probably,
Ray
yeah.
Bobby Bones
Imagine getting beat up in front of your kids.
Lunchbox
So you wouldn't say anything?
Bobby Bones
No, but I probably wouldn't go to that if that concerned me.
Abby
Right. You wouldn't put yourself in that situation.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I mean, it is more of a sport of a.
Bobby Bones
If it's a Texas roadhouse, I might say something.
Lunchbox
It's kind of.
Abby
I. I don't think you would, but I'm saying more.
Bobby Bones
So a situation like that where there are a bunch of families. It's not even about my family. Like, you're cursing and everybody's hearing you.
Lunchbox
Oh, so you would speak for everyone. Maybe.
Bobby Bones
Maybe then I will. Then I have guarding my back because
Lunchbox
I will say there were more kids in the restaurant. We weren't the only ones.
Bobby Bones
But it's also a bar. I'm glad you didn't say anything because you'd have got beaten up.
Lunchbox
I was like, I really was thinking, like, I don't want to be like my dad.
Bobby Bones
And that would have been terrible.
Abby
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Morgan
The death of me being on the show.
Bobby Bones
RIP Is that why you wore all black?
Morgan
No, I just feel the most confident in black. So this is one of my favorite shirts. I've tried to wear all my favorite shirts this week.
Bobby Bones
What do you think you do Monday?
Morgan
Sleep in for sure and go on a really long walk and then probably nap some more and watch some more TV shows.
Bobby Bones
How many days until you think you're going? I'm bored.
Morgan
I give me three weeks.
Bobby Bones
It's a lot of time.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So I don't know if I don't know what you've shared. So I want to be careful because you haven't said when your wedding is.
Morgan
Yeah. And we can talk about. That was just more funny bit for the show.
Lunchbox
You can tell us over.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So we can talk about the date and stuff now.
Morgan
Yeah. I won't say the exact date, but it's in. It's in September is when it's happening.
Bobby Bones
And what about your bachelorette party?
Morgan
That's happening next week.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I know that, but I don't know what you want to be known. So I'm wondering if these things, though, will help kick the can a little bit before boredom sets in.
Abby
For sure.
Morgan
It's definitely gonna give me a lot to do to finish up, especially after the bachelorette party will happen, which will be a fun celebration. And then I'll come back and I'm trying to talk my dad into going on a little retire. He's retired and taking a little trip with me. So more like unemployed retirement trip out to California. And if I can convince him to do that. And then I'll go kind of be in August and everything will really start be moving for the wedding.
Bobby Bones
So then you have that. So it's kind of a good time to be able to just be a little bit free.
Lunchbox
Right?
Abby
For sure.
Morgan
I need it. Honestly, I am. I'm feeling a lot of burnout, so I need some break. I need some breather. And maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think so. My body's been giving me lots of clues to that. So I think I need a lot of rest more than anything.
Bobby Bones
If your Body's been giving you clues. I think you've been burned out for three years or so.
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because everything's been going wrong.
Morgan
Yeah. It's all of it.
Abby
Right.
Morgan
Like stress. We don't even know what stress really does on the body, and that's something we're really starting to learn about. And I think my. I just have such a really hard drive, and I want to do the best at everything that I can do. And doing that often leads to burnout because you're just. You're pushing everything you can push. And that's what I've been trying to do and do everything the best that I can, so.
Bobby Bones
But list all the things wrong with you physically.
Morgan
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Cause you got the balance thing.
Morgan
Yeah. Vertigo. I have vertigo. I can't smell. Yeah. I like 60% smell. And my thyroid has issues. I break out in hives all the time. And my hair started falling out a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Morgan
And whoa. Yeah. And my joints are all super achy. Cause I'm sitting a lot instead of moving like I should be. And those are just a few things.
Abby
Who knew? I mean, obviously we knew that she had ailments, but it's this all related to stress from here.
Morgan
I think it's just stress from all of it. You know, there's a. I do a lot on my computer, and I work a lot on there, and I don't. I live a pretty sedentary lifestyle for the most part. And so I, you know, walking pad for sure. And things.
Bobby Bones
Walking outside, not in here.
Abby
Oh, just. I'm saying, like, at home, it'd be good.
Bobby Bones
Imagine she rolls in with a walking pad and she wants to work while she does the whole show.
Abby
No, not here. We're all sitting at work. But I'm like, I have to. Something that I got at home. It's not a walking pad, but I have a treadmill that Bobby got me a long time ago. But I ordered this, like, clear tray that goes on top, and then a little computer stand that sits on top of that. And I put it at, like, you know, 2.0. Like, I'm just barely to where I can still type. And I have way too fast for you or 1.5. Whatever. I do it at a. But I'm still moving and I'm able. And that's something. Because I get it. That. That part, the sedentary part. Like, you'll be sitting, you know, which Morgan has to be on her computer and phone way more because of social and web stuff. But I will be like, oh, you know what if I've got. If I'm gonna be doing computer work, like, I'm like, I make myself go up to my little standing desk that I've created. I mean, I had to make it work. Cause the way the treadmill came, that wasn't an option. But I ordered little pieces that made it a little workstation. And so wherever you land next, I'm just saying you'll likely be on a computer. So you need to make a little station.
Morgan
Yes. Yeah, for sure. And just a little bit more balance. I'm getting more aware of that. I was definitely in a really hard drive in my 20s where I just wanted to keep chasing stuff. And I'm slowing down a little bit. My body's giving me the cues to it.
Bobby Bones
So will you still watch Ray's Papa Shot championship?
Abby
Heck yeah.
Bobby Bones
Just making sure.
Lunchbox
That's Saturday, right? Tomorrow.
Bobby Bones
He's leaving today. He flies out of here right away. Play one voicemail on that, Ray. It's number seven. Bobby and Scuba both mentioned that they
Ray
plan on having watch parties at home
Bobby Bones
by themselves for Ray's Papa Shot tournament. And I'm assuming most of y' all are going to be watching it anyways at home as well.
Ray
So here's my suggestion. How about y' all have a proper
Bobby Bones
watch party together and then you can accomplish the get together that Amy's been begging for and you can double up up as a goodbye party from Oregon. Just a thought I had.
Ray
Love the show.
Bobby Bones
I think if it were way earlier possible. It goes till 10 o'. Clock. I'm in bed by 8. 45 or 9. Normally on Saturday? Yeah, normally. And the baby?
Abby
Samesies.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, baby sleep. So, Ophelia, how you gonna watch it, though? You don't have the ESPN plus unless it's part of your bundle.
Abby
Can you put me on FaceTime? You're watching it.
Lunchbox
No, Amy, you can go to a bar. Just tell them like, hey, do you guys have espn?
Abby
I'm not going to a bar. I'll figure it out.
Amy
You'll still.
Bobby Bones
Will you be rooting against Ray?
Morgan
No, I'll be cheering all of you guys on. That's the best part, is, like sitting in here. We all love to give each other crap and stuff, but now I just get to watch and cheer you guys on from the sidelines.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox had a couple of questions.
Amy
Yeah, I did. I want to know, like, this is really for, like, Bobby, do you now regret how the Snooki interview went? Like, how it went to Morgan and it just. She Got the biggest interview probably on the show's had for a while. And she just then pieces out like, do you think a little bit like back about that? Like, ah, man, bad move.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know that was happening. I had nothing to do with it. She got it on her own. I don't think it was a bad move at all.
Amy
Because I mean, like, Morgan had like, oh, I'm a big Snooki fan. And she posted it.
Bobby Bones
She is a Snooki fan. Hold on. Are you still mad about this?
Amy
She posted all these like pictures about her time on the Bobbi Bones show and got to meet all these people and my heroes and people. I. Not one Snooki picture response.
Bobby Bones
Morgan.
Morgan
It just happened. I was showing stuff from the past 10 years of my life and there was a whole bunch of content with Snooki recently. So I didn't feel like it needed to be brought up again in this particular moment.
Bobby Bones
I have no regret about how that happened, but I had nothing to do with how that happened. I just was here as part of the fallout of it.
Amy
Okay, and then my second question. Do you feel used?
Bobby Bones
What do you mean?
Amy
I think Morgan joined this show back in the day and from day one it felt like her being here. She wanted me to dude. And that's all she ever talked about. I want to meet a dude, I want to meet a dude. I want to have a boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend. Then she finally finds one. She's like, the show got me what I needed and I'm done with the show. She used you to get a husband and then she left.
Bobby Bones
Even if that were the case, that was a 10 year use and I'm okay with that because that's not really being used. Like, she really, if that was her plan, she really put her time in. She played the long game better than anybody in the history of the show if that's true.
Amy
And I think that's why she was so heartbroken all those times. Like, man, I gotta keep working, I gotta keep working. And so that's what I. I just didn't know if we. You felt used and abused.
Bobby Bones
I do not.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I also don't think she just was here on the show to get a boyfriend. Fiance.
Amy
She sure did talk about a lot. Hey, my DMs are open.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if she ever said that.
Morgan
Did she say that?
Amy
I think so. I couldn't pull the clip. I didn't have enough time.
Bobby Bones
I don't think there is a clip.
Amy
I'm just saying I just felt like, you know, if she would have gotten engaged to, you know, a dude five
Bobby Bones
years ago, would she have been gone five years ago? Great question, Morgan.
Morgan
Man, you caught me. Like, this was the long game all along.
Bobby Bones
Well, Amy, when she met her husband, she left.
Amy
Yeah, that's right. She tried to leave.
Abby
Yep. Well, he was in the Air Force, so I had to. I mean, I was moving.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you're doing. That did happen.
Abby
It did?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Abby, when you get married, are you leaving?
Abby
What?
Morgan
I don't know.
Abby
My plans.
Amy
See, that's what I mean.
Bobby Bones
What the heck? That sounds weird going on here.
Amy
I told you.
Abby
I'm kidding.
Lunchbox
You're using.
Bobby Bones
No, no. Everybody. Everybody's using me.
Abby
Not true.
Bobby Bones
Abby, if you get married, are you leaving?
Abby
I don't know what I'm doing. I'm not.
Lunchbox
She's not saying no.
Abby
Oh, my gosh. I think I feel like I'm in the, like, early stages of planning, so I don't have the future ahead of me yet.
Bobby Bones
How do you just not answer that question? No with a no, and then if it does happen later, then it just happens.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Abby
You didn't expect for it to happen later because that's.
Lunchbox
Cause it's part of the plan.
Abby
I don't know that she knows it's part of the plan, but subconsciously, it's coming out. I have no intention to leave.
Bobby Bones
Is everybody using us?
Amy
That's why I'm starting to wonder.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox was onto something, you guys.
Bobby Bones
I mean, is this the one time he was onto something?
Amy
You guys always think I'm crazy. Like, I am so much smarter than you realize. I know women.
Ray
Okay,
Bobby Bones
what are you gonna do today when you leave here?
Morgan
We're going to lunch. Might hit Broadway.
Bobby Bones
She just goes and gets hammered.
Amy
Are you really gonna go to Broadway?
Abby
Am I. Wait, with who? Broadway.
Morgan
She's like, whoever wants to go.
Bobby Bones
Are you gonna drink in the daytime? Yeah, after the show.
Morgan
I get to do that now.
Bobby Bones
Are you gonna go hard again at night?
Morgan
Maybe.
Abby
Wait, I don't know that that's good for your body and all the stress,
Bobby Bones
Thyroid, that all goes out the window. Who said that to me that they thought they were worried about Morgan?
Lunchbox
Me. I overheard her talking to someone in the building, and they were like, wow, Morgan, I'm never gonna see you again. They're like, oh, I'll see you probably more because I'll be out at the bars all night. I'm like, oh, no, we're gonna lose Morgan. Like, she's gonna. She's gonna be unemployed and drunk every Night.
Morgan
I think I'll be out more. I don't know if I said I'll be at the bars more, but I'll be out more.
Lunchbox
I was like, this is not good.
Bobby Bones
Have you had to shift all the assets and.
Morgan
Yeah, transferring everything over. Yeah, of course. All this feels so bittersweet. I have two very strong sets of emotion right now. One, it's very sad. This is a closing chapter. I'm very emotional about it. And then the other, very excited about what's to come. It's weird having those two things happen at the.
Lunchbox
Could you never work again? Like, is that a possibility?
Amy
Are you set?
Morgan
No, I don't. I don't know that anybody is.
Bobby Bones
What if she said she can retire? How crazy would that drive you guys?
Lunchbox
I'd be so upset.
Abby
Oh, I'd have to.
Amy
I may smash her computer if that happens.
Bobby Bones
You have questions.
Lunchbox
I'd have questions, but I mean, her boy, fiance.
Bobby Bones
What kind of questions would you have?
Morgan
Like how you also did that with a pin. Like you're going to stab me or something?
Abby
No, to take notes.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you would ask questions to learn.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Abby
Yes. Not because, like, I'd be like, what?
Bobby Bones
I would just think, if that were the case, that her fiance then just has a whole bunch of money because she's in her 30s.
Amy
Oh, I took that as daddy was gonna give money.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I didn't think about that.
Amy
That's what I thought. I mean, that's 100%.
Lunchbox
I just thought fiance would work and she would just stay at home also.
Bobby Bones
That's a thing.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Scuba Steve
Not a bad idea.
Morgan
I love all these theories.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
I don't know. Who knows?
Amy
Do you have them?
Bobby Bones
Are you have a goal of getting another job?
Morgan
Not really. I've had a few people message me and share things that they would love for me to look into.
Bobby Bones
So what if she starts Monday at cmt?
Amy
Whoa, cmt?
Morgan
Still?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're still on. I mean, they show like two shows. Like, they have stuff. But I'm just saying, what if she. All of a sudden. We just get it. We just.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Took a job at SEAT on Monday. She's like, my Vitiligo is better. What do you have again?
Morgan
He has Vitiligo.
Lunchbox
Yes, the white sp.
Amy
Hey, wait, wait, wait. Who's reached out?
Morgan
None of your business.
Bobby Bones
She's not going to tell you.
Morgan
No, I'm not starting anywhere. I'm. I'm good for the rest of the month at least. So I'm. I'm going to take some time for a little bit.
Bobby Bones
The rest of the month. Two weeks?
Amy
Yeah. Like, 13 days.
Bobby Bones
Before you work again?
Morgan
No, just for, like, while I'm trying to rest. That's kind of my goal end of the month before I start to kind of reevaluate and see what's next.
Bobby Bones
What's next for Morgan, Eddie?
Lunchbox
I mean, I think that, like, just from the way she's talking, kind of like, I need the break, and I want to do nothing. I want to go on a trip with my dad. He's retired. She may never work again. I think she just, like, tells her fiance, like, hey, you got a job, right? You good supporting us? I got the house. Boom. Never again. She's done.
Bobby Bones
Could you do that?
Abby
No.
Morgan
I don't have that bone in my body.
Ray
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I'm not even asking financially. I'm just saying, do you think you. At this stage of your life, if you had a kid, it may be different.
Morgan
Yeah, for sure. I think that's a huge part of this, is that you don't think you
Abby
have that bone in your body. I do.
Bobby Bones
Oh, to chill, Eddie. That's all Eddie's bones.
Abby
No, but I don't. For me, it's not an option, so I don't. But I wonder if I was given that option one day, I mean, who knows? I might hate it. Oh. Like, do, like, just be. I don't know, get to do whatever I want. Like, be supported, you know?
Lunchbox
Dude, that would be amazing.
Abby
But I. I. But. But I would still have what I've built. Like, I don't think I could go into it having, like, nothing and then I get screwed down the line. But as long as I get to keep what I've built.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean, what you built? Like, the money you've.
Abby
Yeah, like, my savings. Like, my stuff that will take care of me. If something happens down the line, I don't want to be in a situation where I'm vulnerable.
Bobby Bones
You're not saying you're gonna keep working with the stuff you already have. You're talking about if no more work.
Abby
I'm saying, like, some women get into a situation where they quit everything and they rely on their significant other or men, whatever. You rely on your partner for everything, and if that doesn't work out, then you're screwed.
Amy
Yep.
Abby
I don't want to be in that situation. If I could find that situation, though, and I get to keep what I've
Bobby Bones
built, why wouldn't you?
Abby
Right. So I'm in a position now where I'm like, okay, maybe if I keep, I wouldn't be screwed. And it'd be kind of nice to be like, just do mom things and.
Bobby Bones
But your last boyfriend was rich.
Abby
Volunteer.
Amy
You could have done that. You had.
Bobby Bones
That's what your main goal was. You could have done that, but it wasn't your main goal.
Abby
So that's why it's not my main goal. So, yeah, I get it. But also, he's not. I don't know. That is. I think he likes that I have my own thing going on too. Like, I don't think, you know, Like, I don't know. It's tricky because it just. I. I don't know. Maybe I'm just influenced when I see these people. And I know Instagram's not real, but I'm like, you just get to, like, wake up and go work out and go visit your kids at school and volunteer.
Bobby Bones
Who are you following?
Abby
They're not. I'm not following them. It just pops up in my. For you. I mean, I'm not looking to be like, a trad wife or anything. I don't want to bake, but, like, maybe I would.
Bobby Bones
Maybe I would.
Ray
I don't know.
Morgan
It just.
Abby
To Morgan's point, like, some days just feel like, so. Which, Bobbi, I don't know if you get this, like, as a guy, because your days are just as packed, but some days just feel. And maybe right now things feel especially heavy. Especially heavy because the co host of my podcast is. Has a pregnancy coming up, and so we're trying to get so ahead so she can take time off. But, like, we had a calendar meeting this week, and I'm like, oh, my gosh. Like, it's gonna be. Which once she has the baby, it'll be fine. And I'm not gonna have a baby, so it'll be a little more chill. But I'm like, this is gonna be a grind for a little bit. And then, you know, I just feel like it would be. It just feels like a lot. And Morgan's about to just go to Broadway. Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Morgan
Sounds nice.
Abby
But then also, I think I would get to a point where I miss the grind. Oh, no chance.
Lunchbox
Why would you miss the grind? Like, the grind is like, ugh. The grind is why we're like, I sit on the edge of my bed for five minutes being like, no, that's your testosterone.
Abby
Because, like, I have the energy. I guess it's not even that. The grind. I'm not part of hustle culture, but it's more of, like, if you have responsibilities, you have to fulfill them. And so it's like. And we don't want to do, like, repeats of stuff. Like, Morgan has high standards for herself. She wants to put out. Like, that's why she's like, has expectations. And I have the same expectations for us of, like, oh, we could probably run some old best of podcast things. But, like, I don't want to do that. Like, I want the new content and I want it with. We've worked hard to build what people expect of us. Like, us too. So I could bring in guests, but, like, people want. Our listeners are used to me and Kat.
Bobby Bones
You know what? Take some time.
Abby
Take some time.
Lunchbox
What is Morgan leaving making you think
Amy
of all this stuff? Like, yeah, like, bringing up.
Abby
I think it's making all of us sink of something. But my stuff's not here. Like, her stuff. She has more stuff here that goes home with her. Mine is more balancing different projects I have outside of here too.
Bobby Bones
And also children.
Abby
And children, yes. It's like a whole.
Bobby Bones
Remember you have those.
Abby
Yeah, but that's only every other week.
Lunchbox
Wow, that's cool.
Amy
Every other week.
Lunchbox
That'd be fun.
Abby
You should consider divorce. But that's if you have 50. 50. I feel like. Eddie, if you're what your marriage, fine. But if it were to end, don't you think your wife would get them more time than you?
Lunchbox
I hope not. I'd like the 50%, but, dude, when I drop them off, how cool would that be? Like, wow, I'm going day drinking with Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Call Morgan up.
Abby
You do have to. You can get real depressed about it. I will say with that, you can either choose to, like, think of all the negative, or you can, you know, change the narrative a little bit and be like, oh, wow, I get this week to really, you know, get stuff done or just kind of do nothing because otherwise it'll. But Morgan, she doesn't have kids, so she doesn't have to worry about that at this point.
Bobby Bones
What did your fiance say about you quitting?
Morgan
Honestly, there was a lot of him sitting and me just listening and. Or me just talking and trying to work things out in my brain and get it all out of my head. And he was supportive. Like, I think he. He felt the things that I was feeling. It was scared and then it was excited. And then ultimately now he's the one who sees me working all the time. He's the one who's around who is the other part of that, you know, when I'm having to get things done or working And I can't be present at home or do things. He's taking that. So I think he saw how much I was doing, and I think he's really excited to see what that looks like now for me and more. So excited just to. For us to be able to travel and do some of that, some more, which is what both of us really want.
Bobby Bones
So is your house paid off?
Morgan
No, no, it still has a mortgage
Bobby Bones
on it, but be freaking out to
Abby
not have a job and have money coming in.
Bobby Bones
You got a mortgage and bills?
Morgan
I could like if I wanted to, I could, but it's also not my goal. Yeah.
Amy
My goodness. What's up? You could pay it off. You mean you could pay it off?
Abby
Yeah. What am I doing wrong here?
Amy
Explain that to me.
Morgan
Well, also, you guys have bigger houses than I do. That's a big part. Your guys cost a lot more than mine.
Bobby Bones
You guys have other expenses, too. And she saves her money halfway decently.
Morgan
I don't have any kids. My only requirement.
Abby
Lost half of everything.
Bobby Bones
Amy. Lost half of everything.
Lunchbox
Amy. I'm sorry.
Morgan
I just gotta keep a roof over my head and take care of my animals, and that's kind of my big priority right now. So I have saved up enough to take care of myself so I can figure out what comes next. And I'm thankful for that.
Bobby Bones
I'd be so anxious if I had a house payment, car payment, and no job.
Amy
Yeah, she doesn't have to be anxious. I mean, she could pay it off. She said so. She's got plenty of money. She's sitting on stacks of cash.
Morgan
I'm not saying stacks of cash.
Amy
That's what I heard.
Morgan
But I have saved and I've been smart, probably.
Amy
So it sounds like maybe I won
Morgan
the lottery and you just don't know.
Amy
No, that ain't true. Because you don't.
Bobby Bones
What if she left?
Lunchbox
Dude, that'd be cool.
Bobby Bones
And then we find out next week she hit the lottery.
Abby
And this is why it's also abrupt Lunchbox.
Ray
Why?
Bobby Bones
How would you feel if you found out she at the lottery?
Amy
Disappointed.
Bobby Bones
I mean, what would be disappointing?
Amy
That it wasn't me, but it. So I guess resentful is more of a better word. Yeah, I mean, like that may. That adds up. That. That explains it. Maybe more about, oh, I got money, I got this, I got, you know. Okay, you hit the lottery. It's not that she's highly intelligent.
Bobby Bones
We're gonna end up. We'll do that before.
Morgan
Love that for me.
Lunchbox
Highly intelligent. And that comment that shook the world.
Amy
I mean, it shook the core of the.
Bobby Bones
When I mentioned Morgan on this show. Is that what you guys think about?
Amy
Yes.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Me saying she's highly intelligent.
Lunchbox
I mean, mostly when we play like easy trivia and she gets something really easy wrong and I'm like, highly intelligent.
Morgan
You also get things or like when
Amy
she gets dead last in the hunter questions and you're like highly intelligent.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. After she loses something. I don't say that, but I think you can be very smart in different ways.
Lunchbox
That was just funny. That was funny when. When that happened.
Bobby Bones
This is how you guys want to go out here with her?
Amy
No, no, no.
Lunchbox
We don't have to talk about highly intelligent.
Bobby Bones
Hey, by the way, good news. They have a non stop from Wichita to Nashville. I'm back now.
Morgan
So long. I've been waiting for this.
Bobby Bones
They announced it yesterday. Which Abby and Morgan are from Wichita, Des Moines, and then two, I think island southwest. Like one to Aruba, one to somewhere else.
Lunchbox
Oh, I told you, the Puerto Rico. Did they announce that one?
Morgan
I think it's Puerto Rico.
Bobby Bones
Was it? Yeah, maybe. Maybe it wasn't Aruba.
Lunchbox
They all start to the little islands out there.
Bobby Bones
Do you want to stay in Nashville?
Morgan
I don't know.
Amy
Wow, that just got crazy.
Lunchbox
I did get crazy.
Amy
Well, doesn't your dude have a job in Nashville?
Morgan
He has a job.
Bobby Bones
Would you want to go back home?
Morgan
No, thanks.
Scuba Steve
Wait.
Bobby Bones
Well, let her answer.
Morgan
I have always really wanted to live somewhere near the mountains.
Abby
Oh, my gosh. She's gonna get to move to the mountains.
Amy
Amy, she's moving to Colorado.
Lunchbox
Amy's leaving next week.
Abby
No, I'm not.
Bobby Bones
Like you should really consider doing that. This is the only time you're gonna have to do that. Because once you get married and if you do have kids and that, that is almost impossible to do. Like, if that's something you want to do, even if it's for three months, that is something I would really encourage you to do.
Morgan
Yeah, it's definitely something I'm thinking about. And that's also why traveling. I want to go see some places. Maybe I'll fall in love with places that I haven't seen yet. And I'm just. Honestly, everything is open right now. I think the one thing that I know is that I'll do my podcast in some form or fashion, whatever that may look like. And from there we'll see. That's kind of where my mindset's at this current moment, but that could change by Monday.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
What's your Morgan Memory.
Lunchbox
Man. Some of my favorite Morgan memories is when she just pronounces words weird, like Italian.
Abby
Yeah, I'm one of mine.
Lunchbox
You know, I'm gonna miss that.
Morgan
Yeah.
Abby
Her cute words.
Lunchbox
What are some of the other ones?
Abby
Like, you can't help but laugh.
Bobby Bones
Amblance. Oh, no, that's left block.
Ray
Not bad.
Scuba Steve
That'll still be here.
Ray
Yeah.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
We still have the ambulance here.
Amy
Yeah.
Morgan
I'll never forget when I pronounced, I was talking about food. And I was talking about the company that does chocolate.
Bobby Bones
Hershey's. No, Reese's.
Morgan
They have the cookies. It starts with an N. Nestle. Yeah. And I called it Nestle.
Ray
Oh, Nessel.
Morgan
And you guys rocked me for that.
Bobby Bones
Or even recently. Nazis.
Lunchbox
The Nazis. The German Nazis.
Abby
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, I'd miss that.
Bobby Bones
That's pretty funny.
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Amy
Oh, I'm gonna. What am I gonna remember about Morgan? Falling in love fast, breaking up, heartbreak. I mean, and then just, like, her journey of buying her first house and growing up, and then. And then she gets her. Dude, she leaves. I mean, it's just crazy.
Lunchbox
I know, dude, don't blink.
Amy
Don't blink. They grow fast. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
And, I mean, I can't tell if
Morgan
you guys are my dad's or my brother's right now.
Amy
No. And her help, my need of help with technology and her being patient enough to help me, that really. That sticks with me.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you're in trouble there.
Bobby Bones
Who's gonna do that now?
Amy
I don't know. I've already got a problem with Facebook. I don't know what to do.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean?
Amy
Well, because, like, when you go to Facebook now, like, and this is a sidebar, but you go to the sore losers page, and it only has highlights. It doesn't give me the latest post. Why can I not see the latest one? I don't want to see a post from three months ago. It drives me nuts. I don't know how to figure it out. And I've just never said anything. I've just said, oh, it's just me. I'll figure it out. I haven't figured it out.
Lunchbox
Well, she's still here. You can ask her.
Amy
That's why I'm here. See, it's just highlights. Why doesn't it do it in order? They don't do that anymore.
Morgan
I'll look at it for you before I leave me my last technology help
Bobby Bones
really get you, huh?
Amy
Well, I mean, I was just like, what did I click on that? It's like that. And then sort of like up here and then on the top of my screen, all the bookmarks. When we talked about Madison beer one time and her Instagram and how hot she is, somehow I clicked it onto my bookmarks, and I have no idea how to take it off.
Lunchbox
You get all Madison beer.
Amy
I have no idea how to take that. I don't know what a bookmark is, but it's there. And it. It's just like, I don't know what that is.
Lunchbox
I did think, like, is lunchbox gonna scare random girls in the garage? Like, that was usually Morgan. She'd be walking to her car, and
Abby
he'd go, like, no, he still has Abby and me.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's true. That's true.
Bobby Bones
And it can be odd or funny or whatever. Abby, what is your. When I just say Morgan, what do you think about.
Abby
Oh, well, I loved, like, during CMA Awards, like, we had the whole stage where we just, like, did, like. It was like a catwalk. Like, we were, like, modeling. It was the coolest thing ever. It was so. Because it was, like, my first CMA Awards, when we were accepting the award, and that was just, like, one of my favorite moments.
Bobby Bones
When you guys were catwalking, were you shooting videos?
Abby
Yeah. On the stage. Because no one was there. It was like, before the awards, you know? And so we just had, like, the whole thing to ourselves, and it was awesome.
Bobby Bones
Did I do that?
Abby
No.
Bobby Bones
Was he wearing a hoodie?
Lunchbox
I don't even think you were there.
Morgan
That wasn't the hoodie.
Abby
That wasn't the.
Bobby Bones
No. I was sick. The one time when life walks with the hoodie. The other times, I've been there.
Lunchbox
No, I think you were like, no, you're on the red carpet or you were somewhere else.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I came. I got there.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you were in the building somewhere.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Okay, Amy.
Abby
Yeah. So hands down, this is an epic Morgan moment. Mostly, I was proud of her. I don't know. Just took a lot of. I don't know if the word's brave, but the time she made the bracelet for Dustin lynch and gave it to him.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Morgan
Epic.
Bobby Bones
I forget about how awkward that was.
Morgan
I will do it.
Abby
That was awesome.
Lunchbox
That was.
Abby
Good morning.
Amy
It was so good.
Abby
Like, she. Whether she's just shooting her shot for real or she did it for the show, like, whatever it was, she committed, and that was impressive because I wouldn't have the guts to do that. And she did it. And then she's had to hold her own around Dustin ever since, and she's done a good job. Like, when we were in Atlanta, A
Bobby Bones
couple of months ago, I think I blocked that out. That's one of those really great moments. But I don't wanna think about it. Cause it was difficult.
Abby
It's such a great moment. But also it's probably top of mind because when we were in Atlanta a couple months ago, we were with Dustin and it was just like. And I was with Morgan. And she was like, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and go over here now. And I was like, wait, why don't you wanna come? And she's like, I'm good. And I was like, oh, yeah.
Amy
She used to do that during the ACM interviews. I'd be like, hey, here comes Dustin. You can do this one. No, no. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Abby
Like, she just had to figure out how to navigate Dustin ever since then.
Amy
But, I mean, it could have worked out.
Abby
She figured it out.
Amy
It worked out for Travis Kelce. He did a bracelet and that's how he got married.
Scuba Steve
I know, but.
Abby
And Morgan's moved on. Like, it was a whole. But I think she really mostly was committing to the bit. Like. And I feel like at this job, sometimes you just have to commit to the bit and it shows her level of commitment. I don't know. I don't know. You can speak for yourself, Morgan. But I felt like it was more of a commitment to the show than it was to her romantic life.
Morgan
Yeah, it was definitely like, okay, this will be a funny bit. And hopefully it'll work out for me. If it doesn't, then that's also a funny bit.
Abby
Or it could be a mix. Like, obviously it could have. I mean, and I think Dustin did invite her to, like, go fly in an airplane.
Morgan
He wanted Lunchbox and I to go on the fly on the airplane with him. Yeah, it was going to be a triple.
Lunchbox
The third wheel.
Amy
I don't know why I needed to be there.
Lunchbox
That's weird.
Amy
I was good.
Bobby Bones
There are, like, three things. Because I did this exercise too. I think about how hard it's going to be for all you guys at the CMA remote because Morgan basically set everything up and made sure everything worked and then also hosted them at the same time. Yeah, you guys are sol. Because that's what she did. All that.
Abby
I know. I already prepared myself that, like, it's good. Also, I would like to be more like Morgan in that sense. So maybe she can. I'll just channel my inner Morgan.
Amy
Be like, Morgan.
Lunchbox
How?
Amy
Explain.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't understand what you said.
Abby
Well, do, like. I mean, I get we're doing stuff here and then have to go over there. But I can come in and do that. Like, I can do what Morgan was doing. I just have to channel my inner Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Well, she has knowledge of, like, the
Lunchbox
technical and the time.
Abby
That's what I mean. Channel the inner Morgan.
Bobby Bones
I have two more that. She was surprisingly a great athlete because she's small and you kind of go push her out the way, but, like, super strong. Does flips. Like, all that crap's crazy when you see her doing the tumbling or, like, boxing. And Lunchbox would never fight her in a match.
Lunchbox
Man, we missed out on that.
Bobby Bones
Like, that's a great.
Amy
Yeah. And she was a, like, a travel softball player, so. Amazing.
Lunchbox
Switch hitter.
Amy
Got smoked in home run derby.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And then the ducks. I think of all the ducks.
Amy
Oh, she couldn't even see her on the steering wheel, right?
Morgan
I miss those ducks.
Bobby Bones
All the God dang ducks in the Jeep. Abby, did you do yours? You can't walk, right?
Ray
Yeah, yeah, definitely. The times partying with Morgan, it was never like, we set out to go to a brunch together or something like that. But there would be a random night on Broadway where I would just run into her and Christina and we would all just, like, go crazy. Like, oh, my gosh, we're seeing each other out partying. This is awesome. And then we went on the cruise. I really. That wasn't even planned.
Bobby Bones
That's a great one, too, how she kept the crew. Like, she was MVP of the cruise.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I heard that.
Bobby Bones
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Amy
Hold on. Stop, Stop.
Lunchbox
What?
Amy
Dude, she was MVP of the cruise.
Lunchbox
Hello, hello.
Amy
Selective memory here. Because she's leaving. She may have been, like, second voted mvp, but for sure. MVP sitting right here. Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
She was responsible. MVP that could get. Make sure everything was taken care of, get stuff done. And also, was there.
Amy
No, she left her stuff on the cruise ship at the end because she was.
Morgan
So I made it the whole time. Okay.
Lunchbox
That was the last day, though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. Cruise mvp. I forgot that one.
Lunchbox
You know what, though? I did hear that they had to tell the crews that she wasn't coming, and they were like, bomb.
Bobby Bones
They were like, we're mvp?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
She's not mvp.
Lunchbox
The captain was like, what?
Amy
She was not the.
Abby
Who's gonna do boozy bingo, Right?
Lunchbox
Somebody's gonna have to do it.
Bobby Bones
I need you to channel your inner Morgan. Have a L sheet, whatever that's called.
Lunchbox
Are you still going on the cruise, Morgan?
Morgan
I don't think so.
Lunchbox
Just checking.
Bobby Bones
I. I think you have to Buy your own way. I think the invite's there. If she wants to be MVP again, I think she gets it.
Amy
She wasn't the.
Bobby Bones
It's like, if you win the Masters, you get to keep playing. Since she was MVP of the crew, she should just get to come back.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
Do it, Morgan.
Amy
You guys are. You're trying to start a fight on the last day.
Bobby Bones
I. I wasn't.
Amy
You know. You know who the real MVP was?
Bobby Bones
Scuba Steve.
Scuba Steve
I'll miss her balls at Christmas time.
Bobby Bones
Those little Oreo balls. Oh, yeah. She made dairy. Yeah, dairy free ones for me.
Ray
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Full confession. Whenever they would come here, I would throw down, like, four or five of them before anyone would get to them. They are really, really good. And I'll also miss, like, giving her a hard time and razzing her. Like, me and lunchbox, like, treat her like kind of like the kid's sister she may get. I don't know if we may have gone too far sometimes, but I always enjoyed it, especially at the CMA remotes.
Lunchbox
That's a lot of fun.
Amy
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, mvp.
Scuba Steve
Definitely the mvp. I think at the cruise ship, we're.
Bobby Bones
Let her talk.
Amy
No cruise ship. Are you crazy?
Scuba Steve
And CMA remotes, for sure.
Amy
You guys were on the same cruise. I swear you guys were on the same cruise.
Scuba Steve
No, it was Celebrity Cruise Ship.
Lunchbox
I'm telling you, we're already off to a bad start. Like, Like. Because I was like, Morgan is the last couple days. Let me handle the lives. Like, I will do everything. And she's, like, real creative with the titles. I'm an idiot. I should have titled it Morgan's Last, like, Moment. And I just said, we cooking. Come. Come hang with us. We cooking.
Amy
God, I'm an idiot. I'd agree with that.
Morgan
Okay, are all the titles just gonna be things your kids say now? Is that what's happening?
Bobby Bones
Morgan, over to you.
Morgan
All right, I have a little something for each of you guys, all right? And I'm gonna try really hard to get through this. No tears. So, Bobby, thank you for taking a chance on me so many years ago and allowing me the opportunity to work on this show. You're an example that hard work and dedication gets you to where you dream of going. And being in this room with you for all of those years has only further solidified that in me. You took me under your wing many times and pushed me through limits I thought I had. And honestly, thank you will never be enough.
Bobby Bones
Thank you very much.
Morgan
That's you, Amy, being the only two Girls in this room with all of these hooligans, you have been a lifeline for me. Many times we have cried in the bathroom together, we've laughed on our outings together, and we felt a lot of emotions along the way. I always appreciated our girl chats and I'm thankful you've helped me navigate this industry.
Abby
Thanks, Morgan.
Morgan
No crying. Okay? Lunchbox. Thank you for being the brother I never had. In all the good and absolutely insane ways, you always kept me humble. Also irritated and laughing. I'm proud of you for learning so many TikTok dances. And I do promise to still answer the phone when you need help with technology. You were the friend that I didn't know I needed, so thank you.
Amy
Yep, you got it.
Bobby Bones
What'd I do, Eddie?
Morgan
Our texting streak is coming to a close. And while I am sad, I'm also very happy. You opened up your life to me when you were willing to meet me in a sandwich shop all those years ago before I ever joined the show. Only for us to be conjoined at the hip hop for these last several years. And for that and all the many conversations we've had along the way, I am so grateful. You are a joy.
Lunchbox
Thank you, Morgan.
Morgan
Mike D. I know so many people here only know you as Quiet Mike. But I had the honor to know you, the talkative side of you. And you've been my relatable connection and all the hard work in the studio that we do every day. And you taught me so much about who I am just by being you. So thank you.
Bobby Bones
Thanks, Morgan.
Morgan
Scuba Steve. Hey, what's up, my Disney buddy? We've had some many long and hard conversations over the years, and you've been my sounding board and my confidant. The girl dad in you is very strong. I'm proud of both of us for chasing dreams years ago. Both of us were only talking about.
Scuba Steve
Thank you.
Morgan
I appreciate it, Ray. You've never failed at making me laugh. And you were great at making me take life a little less seriously. Watching you get kicked out of bars and being the only one willing to take shots with me, you always made life a lot more fun.
Ray
Preesh.
Morgan
And Abby, my fellow Kansas friend, since our home state didn't bring us together, I'm glad this show did. You felt like my little piece of home that was always wrapping me in a hug. Thank you for always being the one going to concerts and events so I wasn't going alone. Along with your kindness and of course, your Wichita song. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Oh, the Wichita song. I forgot about that. That was funny by itself.
Abby
Wichita Shout out Thanks. Mor.
Bobby Bones
In Morgan's honor, I'm gonna do my first ever shot right now. I never drank. You know what? In her honor, I'm gonna do a fireball shot and we'll call it. Well, we're rooting for you. We're gonna miss you. You're not dying. That's awesome. And yeah, you're gonna do great, but take time off and then decide what you want to do. I can't believe you're gonna move.
Morgan
Maybe. Who knows?
Bobby Bones
She's moving, guys.
Lunchbox
She's moving.
Ray
She's moving.
Lunchbox
And I think she's working again.
Morgan
She should.
Bobby Bones
Even if it's temporary.
Amy
You should.
Morgan
If you guys were leaving today, would you guys move immediately? Is that a consistent.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah. Florida, here I come.
Bobby Bones
You gotta ask your wife.
Lunchbox
Ah, she'll follow. She'll want to go to Florida.
Bobby Bones
You're just gonna go and you just expect her to follow?
Lunchbox
No, I'll just say, pack your bags, we're going to Florida. She'll be like, okay, I'm out.
Bobby Bones
Where are you going?
Abby
I'd probably go to Colorado. I'd move to the small town where my sister lives.
Bobby Bones
Monday we all come in and we're all leaving.
Ray
Now Morgan has inspired us all to move away.
Abby
All got moving trucks, and who knows, maybe I'd work at the coffee shop there.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's a pay cut.
Amy
I'd move to Austin. I'd move back to where the family is, and that way I could take a vacation and leave the kids with my parents and that'd be awesome.
Bobby Bones
Ray, where would you go?
Ray
I'd move absolutely nowhere. I'm not leaving my property. It's called dirt. And we dug in it, and that's gonna be my property for life, baby.
Abby
Buy dirt.
Bobby Bones
I wouldn't leave. We wouldn't leave.
Lunchbox
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. My wife wants to live here.
Lunchbox
Arkansas.
Amy
What are you talking about?
Bobby Bones
She does not want to live there.
Amy
You don't want to go to Oklahoma?
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
Oh, well, we're good.
Bobby Bones
We're good here. And I've built. Yeah, it's great. I mean. What do you mean?
Abby
We all are so close to her family and your family, by being here,
Lunchbox
you'd be closer in Fayetteville, dude, yeah,
Amy
I'd be a lot closer.
Bobby Bones
I have to consider my wife. And she wouldn't follow.
Amy
She wouldn't.
Bobby Bones
Nope.
Abby
Fish feels good.
Bobby Bones
I'm off to Fayetteville. Yeah, okay. I'll see you when you get back.
Ray
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Nah, we wouldn't. We wouldn't move. I don't think so.
Abby
And your house is pretty sick.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's true. That's true.
Bobby Bones
We could always sell it, though, and
Abby
get an even sicker one.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, we're gonna miss you.
Morgan
I'll miss you guys.
Bobby Bones
Congratulations. I mean, 10 years.
Abby
It's weird.
Bobby Bones
I don't like it. What do you mean? To do nothing.
Scuba Steve
It is what it is.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Abby
It feels like back in the day when we were in Austin, remember, and we were leaving there and we all went and, like, said things and it just.
Lunchbox
But everyone was leaving there, Right?
Abby
I know, but it's just giving that when there's change, it's that there's no
Bobby Bones
change ever on this show. Yeah, there's no change.
Abby
Talking 10 years.
Bobby Bones
Everybody here stays. You come in and you get jumped in, and nobody wants to get jumped out. So we got to beat her up after the show.
Lunchbox
Oh, cool.
Bobby Bones
You get jumped.
Morgan
In case you didn't tell me, that's how this ends.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. All right, so we're gonna miss you, Morgan. I'm sure we'll talk to you soon. And.
Morgan
And I hope you guys also come to the wedding party. You're still invited. I still want you there.
Abby
Oh, my gosh. What if we got uninvited?
Lunchbox
Oh, go. We show up. They turn us down.
Bobby Bones
We show up to the wedding. Yeah, yeah. We all show up to the wedding now. Okay. Otherwise, we'll keep extending it. Good luck. We're proud of you.
Morgan
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
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Morgan
This is an iHeart podcast.
Bobby Bones
Guaranteed Human.
This episode is a milestone in The Bobby Bones Show as team member Morgan says her farewells in her last official show appearance. The group discusses her next steps, shares favorite Morgan memories, and reflects on change within the show. The episode also covers extravagant weddings, the economics of Cameo, Ray’s Papa Shot tournament preparations, and an amusing story of Eddie's suspected tipping scam. The tone is equal parts heartfelt, reflective, and humorously chaotic—with an undercurrent of “end of an era” nostalgia.
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Favorite Morgan Moments
Sentimental Goodbyes (Selected Quotes & Timestamps)
The Big Question: Is Anyone Else Leaving?
What’s Next for Morgan?
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Morgan delivers personalized, tearful messages to each show member, expressing gratitude and nostalgia. (For full impact, see memorable quotes above.)
The show’s OGs reminisce about early days and the rarity of turnover.
Show ends with a nervous, bittersweet sense of change, but the team reassures Morgan—and themselves—that she’ll always be part of their family and history.
This episode is a heartfelt, humorous, and chaotic tribute to Morgan’s years on the show. The team sends her off with love, laughter, and a few gentle roasts, reflecting the family dynamic that’s made The Bobby Bones Show so enduring. For regular listeners or new fans, it’s an inside look at what makes the show tick—and how transitioning team members bring up deeper questions about work, life, and friendship.