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Smash those pain points and help you deliver very specific outcomes. Okay, I'm gonna tell you what I liked. I saw a video of Zach Brian and he was playing the parody of, well, Brantley Gilbert, but Jason Aldean and you know, chilling on a dirt road and Brantley played that song on the All American halftime show, whatever it was called because Brantley wrote it and then Jason Aldean recorded it. So Zach Bryan gets up and look, I like Zach Brian's music. Not really a fan of the person based on the things that I've heard. But that's okay. I can separate art from artists for sure, as long as you're not doing anything illegal. But I'm just not drawn to Zach Bryan as a person. However, I'm watching him playing guitar, and it's chili on a hot dog. And he's playing this song. I don't know. Can we play that? Since it's a parody and it's a. What do you think? Probably not.
C
Probably not.
B
I would argue we could, but I'm not sure I would win, so it's not worth it. Yeah, so he's playing. He's got a guy with him. I know who the guy is. And he's got this guitar up. And they're doing chili on a hot dog, putting chili on a mother hot dog. And then they're rapping about chill. They're just being stupid and making fun of a little bit. And he's like, I put Mazda on my hot dog. I put my. So then Brantley duets that video. And I thought Brantley was a really good sport about it because Brantley's just making a hot dog next to the video. So when you duet something, in case you're not familiar, you push the button and it puts up half the screen of what you're duetting, and you have the other half of the screen to do what you want to do. A lot of those duets are made for reaction videos. And so Brantley's just making a hot dog next to zoom. Zach Brian going chili on a hot dog. And then Aldean gets on there and goes, this is the best. This is, like, the only good song I've ever heard the dude make talking about Zach Bryan.
C
Oh, dude.
D
Yikes.
B
So I'm paraphrasing all of that. Do you have exactly what he said? It was basically that, but yeah. I don't know. I always like it when people get in these little dumb fights, because in the end, it really doesn't matter. Like, this is just a dumb fight. Adults being petty. He says, exactly. What's he say, Mike? Because I don't want to misquote him. Jason said it's the best I've heard from that guy. Jason said it's the best song I've heard from that guy. Well, that's wildly inaccurate, because Zach Brown. Zach. Sorry, Zach Brian. Does make good music. I would argue Zach Brian probably makes pound for pound better music than Jason Aldean. They both Do a great job of making music, doing whatever they do, but I thought it was funny. I hope they get into a beef. No pun intended.
C
Right?
B
Beef, hot dogs, chili on a hot dog. Sounds like pretty funny. I love a good little. As they would say, a little pissing match between that doesn't matter, because that's fun.
D
Well, as long as they keep it.
B
I don't even want to keep it cordial. Let's fight again. Let's get Gavin Adcock in this. Let's get a potential fist fight. I don't mind any of that.
D
Yeah, I don't mind that.
B
I don't want people drive by shooting each other.
D
Like, I want to keep it safe.
B
Yeah, I also. You shouldn't fight Brantley. I'm just gonna throw that in there.
C
He probably has brass knuckles in his pocket.
B
He doesn't need brass knuckles. He buys brass fists. Brantley is a dude that I would not want to mess with, but Brantley was taking it in stride, and Brantley was just being funny with it. I think if you. Zach Brian versus Brantley is probably a Brantley win.
C
Oh, yeah. I take Brantley on that one.
B
Zach Brian versus Aldean is probably a Zach Brian.
C
Zach Bryan.
B
Yeah, so I don't know if you guys saw that last night. I was laughing.
D
No, it's funny.
B
All right, there you go. Number one. We went to dinner last night on Valentine's Day. By the way, let me say this.
D
Is the early Valentine's Day.
C
Our Valentine's Day dinner.
B
I don't.
D
Someone being like, what Valentine's Day was? Us.
B
Good point.
C
Thank you, Emmy.
D
Yeah.
B
I'll say this. Yesterday, Eddie paid for my meal.
D
Oh, I know what this means.
C
What do you mean?
D
I know what this means.
C
What? What does it mean?
D
Do you want me to say what I think it means?
B
I'd prefer you to say it than us just stay quiet. I'm staring at you.
D
The way you're saying it, you're being creative with your wording.
B
I'm not.
D
Yes, you are. Y' all went to lunch yesterday.
B
Good point.
D
And, Eddie, because I was here, and y' all were leaving to go do your shoot, and y' all were like, let's go eat before. Hey, where do you want to eat? And then y' all left, so I knew y' all were going to eat. So the way you said that Eddie probably bought your lunch yesterday to get ready for how you were gonna pay.
B
For dinner, that wasn't really the reason he did it. But we went to Radish on your Request or your recommendation? Cause we're looking for a place. Cause Addie and I had a shoot yesterday to go do with Hyundai. And he was like, you should go to Radish. We went. It was great. Actually, the manager there's a fan of the show came up. We talked to her for a little bit. Really?
D
Oh, it's crazy. Cause I went to Radish last night.
B
Oh, really?
C
Really?
D
Well, my hair appointment is right above it, and so that's pretty much the only time I get to eat it. Cause it's not necessarily convenient for my house, but. So y' all got. Y' all got radish for lunch, and then I had it for dinner.
C
Wow, look at that.
B
Whenever. For those, the comparison to radish, it's semi quick. You go and you stand there and you order it, and they make it in front of you kind of like Chipotle style. And then it's like a salad or something.
D
Or, like, chopped.
B
Yeah, I didn't know what chopped was till recently.
D
Oh, really?
B
Is that a chain? Like a big chain?
C
I think it's a chain, yeah.
B
So we go to that Natty's, like, all right, I'll get lunch. I was like, yeah, that's great. Thanks, man. So yesterday was definitely a Bobby and Eddie day.
C
All day.
B
We worked all day together. We went and had lunch together. We went and shot all day together. We had dinner together. I was talking to my wife about that. I said, I enjoy being around Eddie all the time. I said, I think it's easier for me to be around Eddie than it is for Eddie to be around me all the time.
C
What does that mean?
B
And my wife's like, I agree, because you were just fun to hang out with. Like, you just go with the flow. Doesn't matter. You're always positive. I think it's much easier for me to hang out with you than you to hang out with me.
C
But that's just me being me. So, like, I'm just.
B
Yeah, but me being me is like, I want to do this this exact way. We have to do it by this exact time.
C
But I know that. I know that, and that doesn't bother me, dude. I mean, we've been friends for a long time. Like, I still do get a little stressed. Like last night, I guess dinner was supposed to be at 6:45, and my wife was not ready. And I'm like, what are you doing? Like, we were told you were gonna be late. That's what she kept saying.
B
Wasn't a big deal.
C
She kept saying that she's like, don't worry. I talked to Caitlin. It's fine that we're late. I'm like, no, you don't. It's never fine that we're late. And she's like, no, it's okay.
B
You weren't even late, really. Because the only reservation that we were able to get so late was at 6:45. And originally your wife said, hey, we. We're not going to be able to get there till like 7:10. And Caitlyn's like, we'll get to 6:45. And you guys just get there by whenever, because it's the only one that we can grab right now. So there was not a single instance of you guys being late. Because we were told initially that 6:45 probably is too early for us anyway, but that's when we could get a good table.
C
Right, Right. But you know how I took all that information? Because that's what she told me.
B
Yeah. Did you know all that?
C
She told me all that. She's like, stop stressing. Like, this is what we talked about. And in my head I'm like, you know what? I see Bobby there at 6:45 and looking like, why are we not like, where are they?
B
And I think maybe that would be the case. But my wife doesn't allow me to be that person when I'm with her. I don't get to do that. But I did. I wouldn't have done that anyway because I knew everything going into it, but I don't get to be that. My wife kind of overrides those annoying tendencies a lot of times. I can still have them and feel them. But she's like, you need to shut up. That's not a real thing.
C
And I'm like, all right, yes, ma'.
B
Am. Yes, ma'. Am. So no, that wasn't a thing at all. And we had a high seat, like on the upper floor so we could see when you guys arrived.
C
Oh, you saw that.
B
So you drive in. We're like, yeah, they're here.
C
That's funny.
B
We go and we have dinner last night, this nice place. We talked about it yesterday called Craig's, and we talked to Craig himself.
C
We met Craig. Amy.
D
That's cool.
C
That was awesome.
B
Came up to the table and talked for a little bit and sent us.
C
Like, some ice cream.
B
Free ice creams at the end. It was a good place. And Eddie tried to pay last night, and I think I wouldn't. I would have allowed him to pay, except he tried to, like, hide it.
C
I really did. I Tried my best, like, try to slip it to the server.
B
He turned it into a competition, and.
C
I could see Bobby looking at me from the corner of his eye. And then he started reaching for it, like, oh, here we go.
B
I think if Eddie would have been like, hey, you guys mind? We'll get this. I think I'd have been like, oh, that's great. But he's trying to beat me at my own game. Like, I took personal offense. It felt like he was challenging me to. Who could be the sneakiest? To the waiter.
D
How'd you do it?
B
Well, the waiter came around, and Eddie had. Eddie made mistake number one of trying to sneak his card after he couldn't sneak it. He just laid it on the corner of the table.
C
I know that was stupid.
B
And I'm like, oh, yeah, this rookie.
C
I wasn't going to put it back in my wallet, though.
D
So what do you do?
B
No, what you do is you hide it behind, like you do something with your arm on your phone up front to distract everybody. Kind of like a magician, like, sleight of hand. And I'm like, yeah, look at this. Whatever. You take your other hand with the credit card, you put it behind your back, behind the seat, because our waiter was nearby, so you can't see that hand. And everybody's looking at the phone. I'm showing him, like, a video or something, and the waiter walks by and grabs it.
D
Interesting.
B
There it was. But he tried to pay for the whole meal.
C
It was like a handoff. It was weird, you know, but at one point, I thought, like, I thought he just put the credit card in the server's pocket. I'm like, dude, he may not even know your credit card.
B
He's like, I don't think the guy knew you put it in there. You look like you're up to something.
D
No, I'm just thinking of if Eddie were to have paid. I think I'm thinking of something that maybe would have bothered you, not that you wouldn't have been grateful for that.
C
I would have tipped well.
D
How do you know that's where I was going?
B
Great point.
D
Because I knew, like, Eddie would be doing the math on 20%, maybe getting it wrong.
B
And I can tell you what I tipped last. I can tell you the whole, okay, well, I'll tell you the price of the meal, and you tell me what you would have tipped.
C
Honestly, now, I'll tell you what I would have done.
D
What would you have done?
C
Given it to my wife. Be like, hey, you. You signed that. That's what I Always do. I never do the tips.
D
Okay, but what I'm saying is your wife probably would have done 20%, and Bobby doesn't want to do 20%.
C
Okay, she probably would have done 20%.
B
But 20%'s great, by the way. By the way, it's great.
D
That's just not what you do. And also, you're. You're. You've been invited by Craig to this restaurant. And not only that, you like to take care of people because you were a server and you're able to. That's something you've said over and over and over again. So I know you're going to tip 50 to 100%.
C
Sometimes you think Craig would have been.
D
Like, hey, no, I think he would notice.
B
No, Craig would notice.
D
He wouldn't notice. That part doesn't really matter. But I. I would keep that in my mind just even subconsciously. Sometimes we're like, oh, we have, like, a connection to this place. Like, I want to support their people more. You know what I mean? So what'd you do?
B
The meal. And by the way, Eddie and his wife didn't order any appetizers because Eddie.
C
Was planning on paying. No, it's not that.
B
Because I was a little bit. I thought that. So I started to feel, like, kind of guilty because I was like, if he's going to try to pay for this, I'll let him. But they had pigs in a blanket. Dude, I don't care where I am. If I see pigs in a blanket, I'm in.
D
Yeah. Those are so good.
B
I love hot dogs.
C
They were good.
D
Especially pigs in a blanket at kind of in a fancy place. They had to be.
C
They're pretty good.
B
Here's the problem. I said, hey, what? They said, do you have any dietary restrictions? And I was always that guy that was like, no, I'm ironclad. And now I'm like, I can't have dairy. And so I was like, I want some pigs in a blanket. And he goes, you can't have the blanket. Says there's dairy in the dough. So we ordered two. There were pigs and blanket that my wife had, and there's just the pigs that Eddie and I had.
C
Yeah, we shared the pigs, and they.
B
Were still pretty good. Very smoky taste. So. And then I ordered this other thing, this tuna tartare type thing. I'm a big tartar guy now. Like, tartar, beef tartar.
C
What is tartar?
B
Uncooked.
D
Uncooked.
C
This is raw.
B
It's raw.
C
You had raw tuna?
B
It's. So last night, I Had. I don't like tuna tartar as much because I'm not a tuna guy, but it was still pretty good. I love beef tartar, but they prepare it in a certain way and they mix it with all kinds of stuff while you're at the table. I didn't even know what tartar was until probably the last five to seven years. But, man, it is. If you get good beef tartare and you don't get a disease from it, and I don't think you can. I don't know what the deal is.
D
I don't know. My dad used to make beef tartare, like, at. Just at home.
B
Like, can I go home and just eat raw beef and be like, this is tartare?
D
I think you could.
B
I don't know. Interesting.
C
But I wouldn't try it.
B
I don't know enough about it.
D
My dad would go buy, like, specific. He wasn't just getting any old random cut of meat to make his beef tartare, like, he would.
B
I.
D
The last time I saw him make it, gosh, it was probably in Austin maybe 10 years ago. I think we were in town for, like, I Heart country or something. And I remember meeting up with my dad after, and he had. He came in with this wrapped, you know, wrapped in the paper, and he's like, I've got this special meat. He's like, I'm about to make you beef tartare. It sounds gross, but, I mean, I didn't try it. I don't. I had. I was like, dad, I'm sorry. I have no interest in your beef tartare.
B
Eating raw meat from the standard grocery store is risky and generally not recommended due to high risk of bacterial contamination and parasites. Can you look up. Can you make tartare at home safely? Preparing beef tartare relies on using high quality, fresh lean beef kept extremely cold and preventing cross contamination by hand chopping with sanitized tools rather than a grinder. Chefs often sear. Oh, they do kind of cook a little bit. A bit of it. They sear or briefly blanch. That's how you know. I don't know anything about food. I don't know what Blanche means.
C
I don't know either.
D
Do you blanch?
B
They blanch the beef's exterior to eliminate bacteria before chopping.
D
Is that just like in hot water?
B
I don't know. Serving it immediately to ensure safety. The meat is probably.
D
These are the moments where I'm like, dang, I wish my dad was alive.
C
Yeah.
D
I'd be like, dad, you know what he would do. He would drive.
B
When we're talking tartare, that's the moment.
D
No, I'm telling you the type. My dad would be like, give me five minutes, I'm coming. I'm showing up. I'm gonna make y' all some beef tartare.
C
That's cool.
B
Damn, watching a guy make it. I. Beef tartare, it's so good. And it shouldn't be, but it is. So I ordered this tartare thing. Whatever. It's good, it's fine. Just not a big tuna guy in general. And so. But I felt weird because they didn't order any. They didn't order any drinks or any appetizers. So I'm like, oh, he's purposely keeping the bill down. I wanted to keep the bill down.
C
Nah.
B
And I had like three mocktails. And daddy's like, why do you get different ones every time? Because I'm like, I want to try. I want to try something different. That's what I say. They bring me the first one. I say, make it extra fruity. I don't care what it is. Depending on how classy the restaurant is, I'll say mocktail. Or I'll say non alcoholic. Or last night, zero proof.
C
Zero proof means non alcoholic. Oh, that's cool. It's a fancy way of saying it.
B
Well, I saw it on their menu.
C
Zero proof?
B
Yeah. And I said, I'll take a zero proof.
D
Did they ID you though, for zero proof? Yeah, because I feel like I've ordered a zero proof before. And they checked. They were like, we're gonna need to see your I.D.
B
You know why that probably is? When your zero proof is ordered, they have some that have fake alcohol. Maybe zero proof alcohol. I never order any of that. Cause I don't want the taste of alcohol. Even if there's no alcohol effect to it.
C
You never had like a non alcoholic.
B
Beer because it just. Why?
C
It sounds gross.
B
It smells bad. So I say, hey, can I get a zero proof? But just something fruity. And it doesn't matter what it is. So they bring the first one. And usually it's. It's okay. It's like Eddie made the joke. I think, dude, they just go back there and like pour juice in a cup, like mix juices and go take this out there. And the second one, I was like, can I get something different? And they're like, any specifications? Yeah, different. That's all. Just make it different. And so they bring it in like a. Maybe they just brought in a different kind of can.
C
That that kind of cup is used for, like, a Moscow mule, you know, like, it's like, metal.
D
Oh, the little copper.
C
Yeah, the copper thing.
B
And it made it cold. It was good.
D
Yeah.
B
Had two of those. So finished the meal, and we've. He legitimately was trying to pay, so I don't. This Eddie Doom pay does not get to count, because he did try. I just felt a fun competition ensuing, and I didn't want to lose because I wanted to show him I was actually better at the sneak, which I am. I'm. I'm.
C
You're a master.
B
I'm a pro. Actually stuck it in his pants like a stripper.
C
You really did?
B
Yeah.
C
I was just like, a little underwear.
B
And you see the guy go, that's cold. And I'm like, yeah, metal card. So he goes, takes it back, brings it in. I do the tip. I did. I think I tipped about 80%. Wow.
C
That's the hefty tip.
B
And then signed it, went home, got a call from the restaurant last night.
C
You did? Did we forget something?
D
You left your card.
B
I left my card.
C
No way.
B
They said, hey, we have your card. We're gonna protect it. Don't worry about it. Nobody else is gonna see it. We open it. Da, da da da. And come get. Combine. Get it.
C
That's nice. Usually at a bar, if you leave your card, they charge you for it. Like, you know when you, like, go to a bar and you're like, leave my tab open, and you just go home and forget about it. You go the next day, it's like, nah, 20 bucks, man.
D
Not with that 80 tip.
C
Right.
B
So I gotta go by and get it after the show today. But they're not gonna give it to anybody but me, because I was like, do not give it to anybody else.
C
Like, who? Who would?
B
A listener.
C
Oh, right.
B
Here's me talking about this, and it's like, I want to go up. Yeah. So we did have a. I. I'll say this. It hurts my pride to say this. We're sitting at a table last night, and it's obviously Eddie and myself and our two wives, and Eddie and I were the third and fourth funniest people at the table. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
C
I mean, they were laughing, but it's not.
B
They're just funnier than us, both of them. Eddie's wife is funny in the way that my wife is funny in that they don't care if anybody even knows or acknowledges how funny they are. They're just funny. Mm. And so.
C
But to be fair, dude, we do it for a living, you know, so we're probably just like, it's dinner, man. We're off, you know, just enjoying a dinner.
B
I can't really compete with my wife.
C
She's so funny.
B
She's so funny. And I would. I would tell her all the time, let's monetize this. Let's get you on social media. Let's do. She has no interest. The only reason that she will do a podcast with me occasionally is she lost a bet and she owes me 12 episodes from a bet. And I feel like.
D
Did that number go up?
C
Yeah, 12's a lot, man.
D
I felt like it was six.
B
She lost another bet.
D
Dang.
C
She stopped betting.
B
Well, it's not that she wins more than she loses, but when she does lose, I bet episodes and then, yeah, I think we've done two. But that she does not need that validation of people, just generally speaking, that she doesn't know. And you could be a comic in a theater with people you don't know. You could be a podcast or radio host. She doesn't need that to have fulfillment. Where I kind of do. Like, this is what I do. And so I've always needed that because I think early on I was just chasing love, right. I didn't get it from where I was. So maybe if I go perform, people will love me. That'll feel like love. I think that's where the root of my performance comes from, where she's just well adjusted and knows who loves her and she's funny and cool. I'd be like, oh, you should say that again. But you should do. No, I did. I said it. You heard it. You thought it was funny. Good deal. It's wild. It's like she has a superpower. It's like she can fly and she has no interest in doing anything but walking. She's like, why would I want to fly? That's too high. I don't like heights. No, no, but you can fly. No, walking is just fine. It drives me bananas sometimes. Throw a fastball 110 miles an hour. Why don't you go out and try to pitch? I think I just want to sit home and knit. You can throw 110 miles an hour. So that's what's up. We had a good dinner last night. It's a little late for my taste. I did have to break up the dinner. I had to be the one to say it's time to go.
C
Thank you. Thank you for doing that. I was ready to go.
B
We were tired we also spent all day together.
C
All day.
B
That doesn't bother me. It was a great day. I can hang out with Eddie all day. We've been on the road for days and days at a time.
D
Yeah. But I could see starting dinner at 6, 7, whenever.
B
After 7. We usually eat at 5. I did order pizza.
D
I saw on your Instagram.
B
I did order pizza, and it was a vegan cheese pizza, but not a vegan pizza because I do use real meat. And I was like, eddie, try a piece of this. And it's pretty good, right?
C
It was good.
B
Texture is a little slightly different.
C
You can tell it's. It's not real cheese just by the texture. I think the taste was pretty spot on, though.
B
I would argue that you wouldn't be able to tell if it wasn't fresh out.
C
Oh. Like, if it dried up a little.
B
Bit and hardened just a little. Because that's always the best time to eat pizza anyway. Not. I don't like pizza fresh out the oven.
C
Yeah. Let it sit for a little bit.
B
Yeah. I don't like pizza back in the microwave. But I. A pizza that comes out of the oven and sits for 25 minutes. 18 to 25 minutes. That's the perfect pizza. So. But we had a good dinner last night. Eddie said he researched the menu before he went out.
C
I never do that. Mostly just because I wanted to be efficient. You know, I love efficiency.
B
Order turns me on.
C
And then what's crazy is my wife, too. I'm like, hey. I gave her the phone, like, look at the menu. So when we get there, you order, and we go. And she was like, all right, I know what I want. And then we get to the restaurant. She's like, I don't know what I want. I'm like, you look at the menu.
B
I didn't know they had looked at the menu. But the guy came, and as soon as the waiter comes, and Caitlin and I were sitting there first, and I'm feeling bad for her. She's pregnant. Like, she's really pregnant right now. And so she's always so tired, which makes sense because your body's, like, creating other body parts of other things. And so. But she was a champ, and she was. I'm just glad she was feeling good last night. And so the person comes, though, and I'm like, all right, here's what we're gonna do. They're gonna sit down, and she's like, don't do that. I was like, what? It's. We're not gonna eat till 7:30. She's like, take a breath. And when he comes the first time, when they're here, don't say, we're ready to order, because she gets onto me for that. Because even if everybody's not ready, my move is, yeah, yeah, we're ready. I'll go first, and I'll talk slow. So then everybody grabs their menus and, oh, we didn't do that. He came. Hey, you guys want drinks? I'm gritting my teeth.
C
Can we order?
B
I'll take a drink. Then they came the second time. We ordered a couple appetizers. Came the third time, and they still weren't ready a little bit. They were talking. They were. And then at that point, I felt like it was my time, and I said, yeah, we're ready. And he goes, I'll start with the women, the ladies. And so Caitlin goes first. And then Eddie's wife was still looking at. I was like, I can go second.
C
Even though we had prepared.
B
I'll go second, and I'll talk slow. And then I did my thing and then ordered. It was great.
C
Speaking of, like, I ordered the chicken parm, and I'm always like, and I love chicken parmesan. Like, I love it, but, like, it's never spelled chicken parmesan. And. And I don't know. I always want to be like, I'll take the chicken parmesan.
B
I don't know. I didn't see.
C
It's spelled, like, you know, like the Italian way. G. Whatever. Any whatever. And I don't never know how. So I just always go like, chicken parmesan. And they're like, oh, chicken parm.
B
But chicken parm works, right? I've never been a big chicken parm guy, even when I could eat chicken parmigiane.
C
Yeah, that's what it is. And I never want to disrespect it by just being like, chicken parm.
B
Is it good?
C
It was pretty good. Yeah.
B
I didn't find it to be wildly expensive for a nice place because my pizza was $24.
D
But for a. I.
C
Mean, it was like eight slices, right?
B
Yeah. Oh, it's a solid pizza. Okay. That was our experience last night. Got home, worked on the show, fell asleep a little late. What did I do last night? Dog's all crazy if he's not in bed at a certain. He's got his patterns, too. Like, I've got him into Stanley. He knows when it's time to eat, when it's time to go to bed. And I did feed him, but I fed him a little early and then I get home, and he doesn't even like to go because we have two kennels now that they sleep in. And the trainer has been like, hey, you get a baby, you need to start feeding them in the kennels. Like, they don't live in the kennels. But we put them in with their food, and we shut the cages, they eat them in them, and they're finished. We leave them there for a second, and we go and we let them out, live their life. And we get home, and he's in the kennel. He's like, I'm ready to go to bed. Where have you been? And I still gotta.
C
He's looking at his watch.
B
Yeah, I still gotta take him out. There's all this stuff. And he's like, what's the deal here? Because I live on such, like, a pattern, like. But yeah, it was good. That was. All right. I do need to say this lunchbox went home sick.
C
Oh, boy.
B
It's got a fever. And Scuba. What else is Scuba in there?
C
Scuba.
B
Scuba had to go do cruise talks with Rick. Okay, let me. This is the. Because we're in the middle of recording stuff. Let me read this. Do you get. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
C
Here we go.
B
Whatever you're about to say, he had to leave. He has fever and chills.
C
Great. So we can expect us to have Morgan first. Morgan will get fever and chills, and then probably me.
D
I am feeling a little chilly. I walked to the bathroom with him multiple times. It's not like we touch or anything, but I'm just next to him.
C
And he talks so loud. See, my mind does spit a lot when he talks. He's talking, right?
B
Talks so loud.
C
He spits flying everywhere. That even if I'm, like, six feet away, I'm gonna get it.
A
Yeah.
B
Okay, so.
D
Okay, cool.
B
I would. I would normally go. He's got a bunch. He's got multiple kids, but it doesn't have many as you.
C
He has three.
B
Yeah. And you have more.
C
Yeah.
B
You're not sick. Like, he's sick.
C
No. And I feel bad when my kids get sick, but when they get sick, I'm just like, you stay over there.
B
Like, it could be your approach when you have a surgery.
C
Yeah, dude. I'm very careful to be like. I usually. I'm very like, ah, give Dad a hug. No. Now, when you're sick, is he more.
B
Sick than the normal person? Because I feel like he's always got something going on, even if it's not, like, a small illness.
D
I Think with the other stuff he has going on, his immune system is weakened. His body's busy fighting a lot of things right now.
B
That's what I'm saying.
D
So therefore, like we might be exposed to something similar, but au body's like, oh, no problem. We got this where his is like more susceptible because he to yeast infection.
B
He has other to tuberculosis.
D
He's vulnerable.
C
And he's got a lot of vulnerable, unique illnesses. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
B
The guy's had yeast infection and tuberculosis.
D
In his mouth and mystery illnesses. Like, we don't like what's happened.
B
What's your theory on why he has all these weird sicknesses all the time? This is not just right now.
D
I think he has a compromised immune.
B
System, like a general life compromised immune system because this has been happening for 20 years.
D
So I guess.
B
And by the way, I'm glad he goes home when he's sick. No part of me says you should stick around and gut it out. That is not the philosophy of this show. If your physical health isn't good or if your mental health is not good, I encourage you to stay home and get right. Because if you ain't right, you're not going to be right for us. So I'm never annoyed when somebody goes home or can't come in. I don't think I ever have been. What do you think?
C
Hygiene.
B
But if it's so bad for so long, isn't it then creating an immunity?
C
There's no way, man. Like I go to the bathroom, we take breaks all the time together. He never washes his hands like the dude. I don't think I've ever seen Lunchbox wash his hands. And he's. I mean, dude, he's just. You're been in his car is dirty. Yeah, I think it's just hygiene.
B
It's dirt in that way. Aren't you then basically dealing with a force field that you've built yourself?
C
Aren't you Captain America because you've been living dirty?
B
Yeah, but he had to leave because he is sick again.
C
Then eating toenails. That can't be good.
D
No, that.
B
Is it good because you do it for so long?
C
Well, I don't know. We're seeing firsthand that it's not good.
D
Yeah, it is convenient. Now he definitely doesn't have to do anything for Valentine's.
C
Oh, perfect.
B
How did everybody feel about my latest television intro?
D
I loved it.
B
Full house. Awesome.
C
Dude.
D
Eddie had a man bun.
C
I had hair.
B
So if you guys go to my Instagram if you go to Mr. Bobby Bones on my Instagram, I did the full. I've done the Office already with all of us. I did the full house theme, and it has all of us playing a character and our faces just in the character. And I was Danny Tanner. Eddie was Uncle Uncle Jesse playing the guitar. Scuba Steve had said to me, hey, man, how come I didn't make the Office one? Because I couldn't fit everybody in. Yeah, we could pull it up here. And I was like, okay, I'll make sure to highlight Scuba Steve in this one. So Scuba Steve was Uncle Joey. Oh, Danny can't watch it. He's not logged in. So Scuba Steve was Uncle Joey. Amy was DJ DJ Tanner. Which, by the way, I texted you, Candace Cameron Beret, who played D.J. tanner. She posted a comment. She was like, I'd watch this.
C
How freaking cool.
D
I know. I need to go back and comment again.
B
I thought Morgan looked excellent as Stephanie Tanner.
C
Absolutely.
B
That was the one that looked the most. I'm not gonna say realistic, but right on.
C
Well, that might look pretty realistic.
B
No, no, no.
D
I felt pretty DJ I felt like I was a good Stephanie.
B
Yeah, I thought it was a good Stephanie. We had lunchboxes.
C
Michelle, those are the best. He's on. He's on the bed with his hands on his face.
B
We had Abby as Aunt Becky. Abby, what do you think?
D
I liked it. I kind of like the short hair.
B
Yeah, that's what Amy said about when she was Dwight.
D
Yeah, right. So Eddie and Abby married.
B
You know, we don't go level two, but in this.
C
Well, we're actors, guys.
B
That's true.
C
Our characters are married.
D
Wait, but Eddie had a man bun.
B
I did. And you didn't see it until the very end scene when it zooms away and you turn your head.
C
Dude, that was my guitar too. Like, my real guitar.
B
I also didn't add the man, but it only added the man. But I don't know why I did that. Of course. Yeah. But we can play it here. I don't.
C
I'm not showing anything.
B
Oh, inside your email. Mike showing the Mike's in the Epstein files. Like, that guy looks like Morgan. That just looks like Morgan. Lunchbox is Michelle. Abby is Aunt Becky. That was awesome. That's pretty good. And then all of us sitting around. Then you see Eddie's man bun come.
C
Out of the back when I turn around.
B
What was hard was that I had to cut from the beginning because I just couldn't get it right. Was the car scene when they're driving at the Beginning. Because all the faces are over the bridge. Yeah. Cuz it's. And I get a couple comments. People, for the most part, 98% love it. Then I had a couple like, this is AI Slop. No, this is not slop. This is hard work. AI slop. When you're just producing a bunch of crap of like a bear playing Yahtzee and you just seeing if it catches. This is a lot of work. And then I have to send it to Reid to help me on the things that I can't actually get. Right. You gotta have to use paper tokens too, to do this. It's a whole thing.
C
Well, what tokens?
B
Yeah.
C
What are those?
D
Like you have to pay to. That's your currency for it, right?
B
Kinda, yeah. Oh, into these programs.
C
Okay. So how many efforts do you try before you hand it off?
B
There's a reason now it's taking like six days or so to do them because it takes me a while to do them and then I don't do them all the way. Right. Like I couldn't get a couple of faces. Right. So then I send it over to Reed and I'm like, can you help me, please? And then he's able to do it. Finish it up.
D
So what show are you gonna do next?
B
I don't want to say out loud.
C
But you have one.
B
I do.
C
Queued up.
B
Yeah. Not queued up. And I haven't even started on it, but I have one in my mind that I think would be good. So. But that's it. But I hope you go to. Over to Mr. Bobby Bones and check that out. A couple updates on some stuff. The Nancy Guthrie update. Authorities have confirmed that the black glove that was recovered near Nancy Guthrie's Tucson home, although they. They confirmed they found it, but they didn't confirm that it was a glove of the person they were looking for. So when I saw they confirmed, I was like, oh, they confirmed that was the person's. But no, they confirmed they found the glove.
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
They have raised their reward to 100,000 bucks. They did release some information about the suspect. And I got in. I think it was like people or something on Instagram. There was like new information about the suspect. Click link in bio to figure it out. And I'm like, no. Like, this is somebody's life. Put it in the. In the body. I'm not clicking link in bio. But the FBI described the kidnapping suspect as a man around 5'9 or 5'10 with an average build. They did show a video. If you Guys saw this, like, five miles from Nancy Guthrie's house, where another guy had a backpack on, had another backpack in his hand, climbed, like, over a fence, and they were like, this backpack's from Walmart. They really weren't saying it was the exact same person, but they were sharing that video. They've received over 13,000 tips so far. That is probably difficult in that you're getting so many tips that you don't really have time to focus on every one of them. You've got to pick the ones you think are most credible and chase them. And I was thinking, like, if I were the kidnapper and they're getting all these tips, I would try to flood it with tips away from what I was doing. Like, I would have people sending in tips that said, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, Chinese guy.
C
You got to look at California. Yeah, yeah.
D
So the story is crazy.
C
It is so crazy. I think, honestly, what's so cool, though, is. Is that what they're. How they looked at the surveillance camera, and they're judging his height and how his shoe size and all that based on the video. Like, they look at the tiles on the floor, and they see how his. His foot is on the tile. I'm like, okay, that foot is taking the whole tile. So it must be, like, you know, 12. 12ft. Whatever.
B
It is weird to me. I'm not surprised. But it is weird to me because, you know, she was not paying her Ring subscription or Nest subscription or what? I think it was a ring cam, but it was one of those camps she had discontinued. It wasn't on. So when they. This video file footage that's coming from it, they. They keep recording.
D
Wait, what?
C
Wow, I didn't.
D
I didn't know this part. Is that what took them so long to release it? They're like, crap, we gotta release this. But now it's gonna be obvious. We're.
B
But if it's not, would you find that exact version of that story, Mike? So I don't want to tell it incorrectly, but she did not have a current subscription.
C
But they're always recording.
D
Okay.
C
Wow, that's crazy, man. I mean, I assume that already, you know, but, like, that's crazy to hear.
B
Let's see. Here you go. In February 2026 as a Google Nest. So like I said, one of them, I think Ring kind of is the. They own the market, though, right? Yeah, they're the Kleenex. They can say Uber.
D
Yeah, they're the Q Tip.
B
Yeah, they're the Pampers.
D
No, you know, still diaper we'll go with it.
B
All right. All right. The Google Nest doorbell camera. Despite her not having an active subscription.
C
Dang, that's crazy. And they have recordings. Like, not. Not only, like, I, I would understand. Like, oh, they can still see it, you know, because it's still connected to a server. They can still see it. But the fact that they're recording it.
D
Well, good thing.
C
But I know.
B
But yes, it's a double. It's a slightly double edged. I'm glad they have it for this, but that, that sucks. The, the. I think it was ring. That ring camera during the super bowl commercial was Search party was controversial because they're like, we can find your dog.
D
Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool.
B
From everybody's camera. It's pretty cool for that one instance. But that just shows you they can watch everything all the time. Yeah, that's why everybody got so mad at that commercial. They're like, wait, this is total surveillance on everything we're doing all the time.
C
Big brother.
D
So weird. I wasn't mad about that at all. I don't like the big brother feeling. But I'm like.
C
Because you're thinking of the. Oh, I lost my dog.
D
Yes. Like, I'm thinking of like, okay, it's just a camera outside your house. Like, it can't. What's the harm in that? Like, what are you up to?
B
Well, that, that's always what people can say, like, well, I don't do anything wrong, but it's kind of unconstitutional. They just happened to your camera because they pick it up.
D
Well, you have to. When you. Surely when you get it, you're signing a. When you sign up, you. You're signing a waiver.
B
She signed a waiver to do Google Nest but not to keep it recording. Whenever she doesn't have the subscription anymore.
C
It's probably in there, dude, somewhere. Even after it's gotta be, right?
D
Yeah. Like, as long as you have this.
B
Mounted and plugged in, I'm glad. And look, I'm not doing. There's no nefarious activity coming from me. But they can use that to just find out stuff about it. You don't think they're turning on the little cameras in our house?
D
Yeah, I know. That's where I don't like them being inside my house. But if I hang up a room.
B
But you don't get to pick. That's my point. You don't get to pick which cameras they secretly get into and watch. You don't get to pick.
D
Yeah, you do. The one that's on my porch?
B
No, you don't get to pick.
D
What other ones am I using?
B
Your phone, Your computer?
D
Oh, yeah.
B
The little cameras on your television.
D
Yeah, they're. They're. They're watching. I've already had to accept that, though. It's just like.
C
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I. I know. Like, it doesn't surprise me, but still, it feels weird.
B
But because we know and because we're not doing anything wrong doesn't mean it's not infringing on our rights.
D
I agree. I just think. I mean, for a long time I was married to someone that literally taped up everything all the time.
B
Why? Because he knew more than we know.
D
I know. But even when he would do it, like, so many people will be like, oh, that's not true. Like, he's being ridiculous. Like, da, da, da, da, da. And then now, like, it just is.
B
That ridiculous a leader to other things. Like, let's say 5, 7 years, 12 years, 18 years. Our country starts sliding in a certain direction, and they're using these cameras to find out who's speaking ill of the government and then targeting them for reasons to put them in jail or to target them for other. To go after finance.
D
Yes.
B
I'm glad they're finding dogs and, and maybe veterinarians. Yes. Yes.
D
Yeah.
B
Boom.
C
I'll tell you what though, man. When I saw that video of the guy with a backpack, and they're like, now they're looking at this guy, I'm like, that's my worst nightmare. That, like, I'm just happen to be in that same backpack, like, down the road. And they're like, looking at me now like, no, like, I didn't do anything. I bought that backpack.
B
I don't know. It's also so bizarre. They can't find her.
D
I'm still curious about her medication.
B
If.
D
That was such a. Like what? We just haven't heard anything about it. And it's like we knew. We knew she needed it to survive and it was left behind. So.
B
This is what I would say.
D
What are we left to think?
B
I try to put myself in the brain of the kidnapper. Either they knew and they took her and they left it and they found other.
D
Right.
B
Or if they didn't know, they then saw it on the news. You don't think they're watching the news and they're saying, oh, there's medication. So you go to the lady and be like, what's your medication?
D
Oh, well, see, but that's the thing. I thought about that part too.
B
And then you go to some drug dealer and get it. Oh, you can't go. They can't go to a pharmacy.
C
Not just Walgreens.
D
No.
B
Oh, excuse me. I need a medication for a kidnapped lady I got over here.
C
I would be checking wall. I would be checking all the pharmacies and be like, is anyone look for this medication?
D
Depending on what medication you're on and how. How many milligrams. Like, do you always know exactly the.
C
What the milligrams.
D
Exactly what you're on and what it's.
B
I do because I'm not on much. That sounds like somebody who's on a lot of stuff. That's like, hey, do you ever know.
D
I'm not. But there have been times where I have been on more. I'm not at the moment, but also, if I'm. She seemed like a. An 84 year old that had her wits about her. She seemed fine. I mean, I don't know, but like, my dad. Now, granted, he was more ill, but he could not have told you everything he was on.
B
No, I hear you. I just try to think if I'm the kidnapper and I pull her away, not realizing. But then I'm watching the news, obviously, and she's on medications. I'm going, hey, what are your medications? And I try to keep her alive that way. I just wonder if they have proof of life at all.
D
I know. It's so weird.
B
You can't keep her for 10 years. She's 84.
C
Yeah.
D
And what is the point?
B
Yeah.
C
Why do you want her? It seems like really for money.
B
It seems like the point now is money.
D
Unless then what? They've. They've said, we'll pay.
B
But then they didn't.
D
They didn't get a proof of life.
B
I know, but how do you pay for proof of life?
C
How do you give proof of life? Like, I don't know. Maybe Mike knows. But like, how do you give proof.
B
Of life without being tracked like metadata in a picture? Is that what you're saying?
C
Yeah. Like, I feel like if you guys.
D
Have y' all seen this just in.
B
Oh.
D
New video surfaced. A man in Tucson with a goatee who creepily approached a door.
B
Of course he has a goatee. Investigate everybody with a goatee. I've said that for years.
C
Does he ride a van? Does he drive a van?
B
Yeah, go ahead.
D
Creepily approached a doorbell camera one week before Nancy was taken. TMZ is probably just giving a hard look.
C
Dang it.
D
The video was originally posted January 23rd on Ring's Neighbor app, and it shows the guy intentionally backing up to the front door of a home. Wait, what?
B
Can I be the person that's miles.
D
From where she lives?
B
Oh, that may be that video that I saw last night.
C
Is it the guy with the goatee guy?
D
He doesn't have a backpack.
B
They say backpack so much. I think adore the explorer.
C
Yeah, with a monkey.
B
Backpack. Backpack.
D
The would be intruder fled when their dog started barking.
B
I would think if this were a well thought out crime, somebody would not do that. Leading into this well thought out crime. If it were a crime that we're kind of like. Let's say they broke into the house, which I'm still. Again, we don't have inside information. I still think that could be the thing where they broke in. And she's like, oh, I see you breaking in. Well, we have to take you now. Like, that could be the thing.
C
Yeah, yeah. But.
B
But if, like you. If it's. This is like some sort of advance we're going to kidnap for money, I don't think you'd be fumbling and bumbling around in front of other ring cams.
C
Right? Hey, what is it? What do you always say that you need to find a suspect?
B
What do you need to be hydrated?
C
No, no, no, no, no. You need a what? Like a sketch, right? You say that.
B
If I see the sketch, I know if they've done it or not.
C
There's a guy in Texas who's got a sketch of the mass suspect and it's released now.
B
Let me see here.
C
I'll send it to you.
B
Put them on screen. Because if I look at a sketch, I can tell you 100% or 0% they did the crime. Now picture. I don't. It doesn't work for me because. Picture. Who knows?
C
Send it to you, Mike.
B
This has been bank for TMZ because they're like the go to for this because they got the ransom note early on.
D
Well, that's why I thought this was breaking news is because they just posted this a couple of minutes ago and.
B
It might be different news.
C
Next guy.
B
I think any new news they get at all, even if it's a trickle, they slam breaking on it because they know we'll eat it up. You ready now? He didn't do it.
C
That's the guy. Goatee.
B
He didn't do it.
C
I mean, all he had really was the eyes to work with. What does he know what the rest of the face looks like?
B
I don't feel like he did it.
D
What is he what is he sketching this from?
C
Just like, the mask video.
B
Can I feel like. I say, I feel like Hispanics being unfairly targeted in this, and the person may even be a Hispanic.
C
Thank you, man.
B
But I feel like everybody's just like, let's just draw a Mexican dude and see who. See if anybody turns.
D
Also, I think there is a heavy it. I mean, yeah, Tucson population.
B
Heavy Hispanic and Mexican population for sure. But I feel like now they just want to make it a Mexican dude. Yeah. Mexican eyes, though, in that guy, huh? Are there such things Mexicanized?
C
I mean, I didn't.
D
I don't know. Eddie, show us just your eyes.
C
When I saw that, I didn't think Mexican guy.
B
No, but are there Mexican eyes? I've never thought about this.
C
I mean, I don't know.
B
My brows, maybe. Oh, good point.
D
Yeah, Mike, y' all have, like, nice brows.
B
Oh. Can I tell you something? Drove me crazy yesterday. We're freaking. We're meeting the woman who is the manager at Radish, Amy. She was so nice. She came up. She goes, I don't want to bother you guys while you're eating, but I just want to say hi. And she says to Eddie, you have beautiful eyelashes.
D
He said, he gets that all the time.
C
I get it all the time, guys.
B
I couldn't believe it.
D
Maybe she said it because she's heard.
C
Him talk about it.
D
Yeah. So she's probably like, oh, I better.
B
Let me look at this guy.
C
What do you think?
B
I don't think he did it, man.
D
I don't know.
B
I'm surprised. There's not a part of the Internet that's going, I think bad bunny did it.
D
There probably is.
C
That's coming. It's gotta be coming.
B
Hey, I think say cheese. I think it's bad Bunny. I. I Do Mexicans have thicker eyebrows, guys. Or is it. You're just dark. You're just darker.
C
Do you see the eyebrows more?
B
No.
D
Y' all have more hair.
C
No, we. Amy, look at my head.
D
Eyebrow hair.
C
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
D
Eyebrow hair.
B
Mike has more hair.
D
Yeah.
B
Mike's wearing a freaking winter vest in the summer. It's crazy. But you also have good hair head, which is. It's rare suit. It's all there.
C
The door doesn't.
B
Facial hair. You can't grow facial. Really? I can't get a mustache beard?
C
I bet you can, Mike.
B
Nah. Comes in weak. Isn't it weird how our body does that?
C
Yeah.
B
I got a haircut yesterday. Thank you for noticing. I don't really like a haircut until.
D
You told us you were getting a haircut.
B
Thank you for noticing my haircut.
C
Hey, nice haircut.
B
Thank you.
D
Your haircut looks good.
C
You're like my wife.
B
I mean, Amy and I go to the same person. Do you go to Carly? You use Carly?
D
Yeah.
B
Okay, so I was getting a haircut yesterday, and I don't like getting my hair cut short anymore. And she does a good job at it. But my whole life, I have been made fun of because I have a double crown on the back of my head. So everybody has a crown. I have two over the top of each other.
C
Like the cowlick.
B
Yeah, it's a double. And it looks like it could be a bald spot, but I've been made fun of it since I was 7 years old. And when it's shorter, I get made fun of it more because you can see it in pictures.
D
Who is making fun of you?
B
I was the kid going bald in seventh grade. I've put any picture on the Internet. Look, Bobby's going bald. The only thing I have left is my hair on my head.
C
And you're not going bald physically.
B
That's all I have. The only positive thing about me physically now is that I can grow hair. You want to see me grow my hair? Watch. It's like I'm pushing.
C
It's already long.
B
It grows. Yes. And so when I get it cut short, I can't really post a picture within the back of my head because 80 of the comments like, you're going bald. It's the one thing I'm self conscious about. This is my last short haircut. That's what I'm saying now.
C
You got to stop caring what people think, man.
B
Well, I don't, mostly. Except for that, because that's a childhood scar.
D
Yeah, well, so you told Carly.
B
No. She was like, let me cut it short. I was like, yeah, why not? But inside, I was like, no, but.
D
You just said just now this is the last time.
B
It's the last time I'm gonna get it this short. Yeah, I have a bunch of stuff coming up in a row, and I'll need a haircut at some point. And instead of having to maintain it because I don't fix my hair, I just was like, we'll do it short. That way it can grow for the next two months. But, yeah, I don't think that guy did it.
C
Are you clear?
B
Then, you know what if I'm the FBI? Clear it. He looked guilty to you.
C
I don't even know how he got that sketch from me neither.
D
Like, how do you get that hair?
B
Hey, that guy has a good head of hair, too. He does, and he does a good job at fixing it.
D
I mean, you don't know ears, you don't know hair, you don't know nose.
B
Did somebody else see him doing something, though, or is that just from that sketch?
C
That's the only thing we have just from him.
D
Okay. Yeah, this is.
B
No, that's bizarre. They drew a sketch of a guy without seeing any of his facial features.
C
But it says that this guy is a famed Texas forensics artist. Artist. So, like, he's well known.
B
Okay, okay, here's what I'm going to claim. Now. If they do catch the guy and he is Hispanic and he kind of looks like that guy, that's not. It still wasn't that guy. That forensics guy's going to take credit for it just because he drew a Hispanic dude with facial hair. But.
C
But if he nails it, like, if they.
B
Then I will say I was wrong.
C
Yeah. You got to give the guy all the credit.
D
I mean, to his inner. His inner eye skin area is that brown.
C
I mean, it's black and white, Amy.
D
I know.
B
That's why his Height was like, 5, 9 or 5 10. They're like Hispanic, short Hispanic guy. Because Hispanics generally aren't as tall. Right. Based on what he's wearing, I'm gonna.
D
Say not Hispanic, but if you're trying to not look Hispanic.
B
We're not that.
D
Put on a quarter zip. Or is that a vet? What is that? Was he wearing?
B
He puts on the most banker, white guy outfit ever. He shows up.
D
Sometimes. My algorithm will show these videos, and they're these guys, and it's. They're so funny. They're like, hey, guys, let me tell you have a quarter zip in your car. The minute you get pulled over, throw the quarter zip on. Like, you're instantly gonna look innocent, like the. The officer. I mean, that's something that's a reality for black people, which I hate. We've even had to prepare for that with my daughter. Like, my ex husband, her dad, he's. He has a. Like a metal. A medal from war or whatever. And you can put it on your license plate, like if you have a particular metal.
C
Oh, like I've seen purple hearts.
D
Yes. Like, you can have those. So he doesn't have it on his personal car, but he opted to put the. Put it on the license plate of her car because she is black. And we learned in our adoption training, like, we can't empathize with what she might or our son might experience from law enforcement at times. That's just the reality. And so to set her up for even just an ounce of success like that. That is on there of like, oh, this is a military car. Like, oh, what? Like, they immediately might treat her differently.
B
It sucks. You have to do that. But I think that's a great strategy.
D
Which is what the. I mean. And granted, these videos are funny, but there. There's also a little truth to it of like, yo, sure, guys, Trust me. Keep a quarter zip in your car. 1 of people treat you differently.
B
One of the best Fresh Prince episodes ever. When Will and Carlton were driving Uncle Phil's car, and they get pulled over and they get put in jail.
C
Oh, wow.
B
And then they're just put in jail. It's their car. But the cops, like, come on. Two black kids driving this really expensive car. So they take them in. They can't figure out how to get Uncle Phil to, like, come, because Uncle Phil's a lawyer. And so Will then is like, screw this. I'm gonna go hard. And Will's like, yeah. And he's like, get the cameras. I did it. I kill people. And so they're like, cover. And so all the families, like, they're watching television, and it pops up, and Will's like. Or Uncle Phil's like, that's Will. They're in prison. And then he goes in, Uncle Phil, like, gives it to him. It's a great episode. It was funny, but it really represented something that actually realistically happens. Does you ever say, mike? Yeah, it's good. That's a good one. And then the one that's also like.
D
It's like. Like, looking back, now that we're adults and we can get it. Like, there are these powerful scenes, kind of like in Saved by the Bell or the one you just described, where we're like, man, they were really tackling a tough issue.
B
I watched a clip yesterday from Mr. Belvedere, and they have an episode where a kid has aids, and he's like, hey, Timmy, how's it going? And Timmy walks and goes, it's all good. Yeah, I have aids. And. But they're like. They're talking about how somebody that's not. You know. And at the time, it was only if you're a gay man or if you're just having sex. There's a lot. There was a big part of our life where it's like, if you just have sex, you're gonna get aids. Yeah. And then. But it's like, you can get aids. Through a lot of ways. And they were doing. I think it was like 1986 or 87. We used to find that episode on TikTok. It'll be easy. Just type in Mr. Belvedere, AIDS.
C
I mean, you know, that was a huge topic in the boardroom when they were, like, pre production. All right, we're doing this.
B
And it's kind of dopey now, but when you realize what they were actually doing, doing at the time. Yeah, Here we go. 1986. We'll get some volume on it. Hello, Danny.
D
Is Wesley here?
B
Yes. Come on in. Everyone, you remember Wesley's friend, Danny.
D
Oh, Hi, Danny. Hi, Mrs. Owens. Mr. Owens.
B
Hiya, champ. How's it going?
D
Well, I got AIDS, but other than.
B
That, I'm doing pretty good. But that was their way of talking about it.
D
So he was born with aids.
C
Okay.
D
Or he was.
B
Yeah. Or like blood.
D
Yeah, like a blood transplant.
B
Did they.
C
Did they flash the. The audience laugh sign?
D
Because.
C
Why are they laughing?
B
They might have.
D
I think they're laughing at how the parents were, like, acting uncomfortable for a second.
B
Or they might have piped that. You're right. I think it was a piped in laugh. Will you play that again? That's a good point. I never thought about that.
D
Hi, Mr. Belvedere.
B
Hello, Danny.
D
Is Wesley here?
B
Yes, Come on in. Everyone, you remember Wesley's friend, Danny.
D
Oh, Hi, Danny. Hi, Mrs. Owens. Mr. Owens.
B
Hiya, champ. How's it going?
D
Well, I got eight, but other than.
B
That, I'm doing pretty good. Piped in, piped in, piped in.
C
Is that Bob Euchre?
B
Yeah. Bob Euker was a dad.
C
I didn't know that.
B
I made a reference to Mr. Belvedere to my wife the other day. She's like, I don't know who that is. I was like, it's on the china. Never made it. She's like, I've. What are you singing? Okay, let's see. The FBI provide a new. Is this new Mike? Yeah, it's just the details on the guy. New details about the suspects in the video on the porch of Nancy Guthrie's home the morning she disappeared. Authorities said they're looking for a male, 5, 9 to 5, 10, average build. Said he was wearing a black 25 liter Ozark Trail hiker backpack. 100,000 bucks. The Pima County Sheriff's Department says investigators are combing the foothills.
C
100,000 bucks. What?
D
Reward.
C
Okay.
B
Yeah. Reward.
C
Yeah.
B
All right. So there's anything else? I was on the John, my. The other Fresh Prince scene that comes to Mind is, you're not my dad. It's Will and Uncle Phil.
C
Uncle Phil.
B
You find that one? I thought you say the one when Carlton gets a gun. Oh, that was a big one. Or when Jesse span Jesse.
C
I'm so excited.
D
He's taking pills.
B
Takes caffeine pills.
C
I'm so.
B
Boy, if they only knew.
D
I'm so scared.
B
This Fresh Prince scene was hardcore. Back in the day. The dad episode where. Cause Will's dad comes to town and is like, love bombing him. He's like, haven't seen you forever. Haven't seen you forever. And then Will's dad doesn't show up on a time they're supposed to go out.
E
Yo, what's up?
B
That's his dad. He's leaving.
E
Will, I'm glad you're here. Some business came up I gotta handle, so we're gonna have to put a.
B
Our trip on hold. You understand?
E
Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Just for a couple of weeks.
C
I understand.
E
Maybe a little longer.
B
Yeah, whatever, whatever.
E
Look, I'll call you next week and we'll iron out the details, okay?
B
Yeah, yeah, he knows. Great talent.
E
You too, Louis.
B
Dang. Changes. He don't call him dad anymore. This one probably hit me hard, too, because I didn't have a dad.
C
Yeah.
B
Hey, Laves. Are those. Just listening.
C
I'm sorry, Will.
B
You know what?
E
Actually, this works out better for me. You know, the slimmies of summer come to class wearing next to nothing. You know what I'm saying?
B
Will, it's all right to be angry.
E
Hey, why should I be mad? I'm saying at least he said goodbye this time. I just wish I hadn't wasted my money buying this stupid present.
B
I'm sorry, you know, if there was something that I could. Hey, you know what?
E
You ain't got to do nothing. Uncle Phil, you know? Ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting up every night asking my mom, when's Daddy coming home? You know, who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? Hey, I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I? Uncle Phil got through my first day without him, right? I learned how to drive. I learned how to shave. I learned how to fight without him. I had 414 great birthdays without him. He never even sent me a damn card. To hell with him. I ain't need him then and I don't need him now.
B
Will. Nah, you know, What? Uncle Phil.
E
I'm gonna get through college without him. I'm gonna get a great job without him. I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm have me a whole bunch of kids. I'm be a better father than he ever was, and I sure as hell don't need him for that. Cause ain't a damn thing he could ever teach me about love my kids.
B
How come he don't want me? Man? It's like oddly good acting for that show too.
C
So good. I was gonna say that because, I mean, you can hear in his voice how good the acting is.
B
And, like, Uncle Phil was. James Avery was like a stage actor too. Like, was a good actor. And not that Will Smith didn't end up being a great actor, but, like, for that show, it was kind of dopey and goofy. Yeah, but like that. When you think about those scenes from those shows, like that one, I still think of top three or four.
C
That's a good one, man. That's.
D
What's the gift he got his dad.
C
I couldn't tell what that was.
B
Price shirt or something.
D
No, it looked like a massage gun or something.
B
Oh, I don't know.
D
A little statue. Oh, is it? Yeah, like a little.
B
It looks like a baby.
D
A monkey.
C
Oh, maybe it's like a dad.
D
Like a monkey statue.
B
Hold on. I never evaluated this. I think it looks like a statue of a. Like a dad holding a kid.
C
Yeah.
D
Oh, okay. Yeah, I was just.
C
I didn't know what that was either. Like, is that a helmet?
B
I thought it was a shirt. It was just oddly shaped.
C
Yeah. Man, I don't remember that scene, but, dang that.
B
Yeah, you don't. Did you watch every episode of that show? No, I did. I loved it.
C
I was a hit or miss, kind of like, because I'd have to watch it live, you know, like, or whenever. Appointment TV or whatever. And it's just if it was on, I'd watch it. If it wasn't, I just, you know.
B
Is there anything else that I need to mention before we go? I don't think so. Okay, so here's what's up. A couple things. One, there is an episode of the Bobby Cast up with Kaitlyn Butts. Oh, speaking of dads, you know, her dad kind of screwed her over.
C
Really?
B
That's where the song you Ain't gotta die to be dead to me. It's not a dad.
C
Oh, I thought that was like a boyfriend.
B
Mm. Mm. And then we. There's a clip that I put up where she's like, yeah, you and I are both in the market for new dads. Her talking to me, and. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. And she's like, but if anybody out there's watching and you want to do this, can you have a boat? Like, she's so funny. So that episode is up. So go check it out on the Bobbycast if you want to check that out. Amy, what do you got for this week? Anything?
D
On my latest one, we have a Couch Talks episode. We talk about guilt after growth. We actually got an email from a. A male listener who only started listening to our podcast after his. He separated from his wife. But, like, before they separated, she listened to the podcast. And so he started listening because of that. But he said he started therapy because of their separation. And he said the podcast has been very helpful for him, like, after his sessions, like, hear us talk about certain feelings. And so he wrote in with a question for us. And Kat, my co host, is a therapist, so I just thought it was really, like, most of our listeners are women or most of our people that write in are women. And I thought it was cool that, yeah, he found our show through a woman, but he's continued to listen. So we talk about his email. And we got another email from a listener that is going through a divorce right now, and she's got to go to court, and she cries really easily. So she was asking Kat for tips on how to steady herself because she doesn't want to get up there and be too overly emotional in her test when she has to testify, because crying is not weakness. And you're still strong even if you want to cry. But that's why we use the word steady, because you need to steady yourself so you don't get overly emotional when you're trying to be clear.
B
There you go.
C
Check it out.
D
Yeah. So that's feeling things with Amy and Kat.
B
Have a great weekend. And we will see you Monday.
C
And.
D
Then Tuesday and then Wednesday.
B
Well, you know the Happy Days theme. Because when you think if I just say sing, the Happy Days theme made.
D
Me go Monday, Wednesday, Happy Days, Tuesday, Thursday, Happy Days.
B
Well, that's even kind of wrong. You're skipping days. But I thought it did that.
D
Or does it go Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days. Okay, Wednesday.
C
Why would it skip?
B
They're sad. It's Wednesday. Sad.
C
They're doing college schedules.
D
Okay, Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days, Wednesday.
B
Not their original Happy Days Friday, original theme song.
C
I know what it is.
B
Go ahead.
C
4 o', clock, 2 o', clock, 3 o' clock.
B
Rock. Odd number. Choice as well. But yes. Yeah. Rock, rock, rock. That's right.
D
Eddie. Is this our dyslexia?
B
Maybe.
C
Probably.
D
Who knows?
B
Oh, Eddie's wife last night was giving him the business about how he's just terrible at math. It's just funny to hear Eddie's wife talk about Eddie. I feel like I know Eddie as well as anybody.
C
But you know everything she's saying.
B
Yeah, but she. It's like different level.
D
What does she think about him donating an organ?
C
Oh, that never came talk about that.
D
Do you. Have you ever talked about it with.
C
Why are you talking to me?
D
Like, we don't know if it's just like a talking point.
C
Here he goes. Have you ever talked to her about.
D
Because the concern is that you wouldn't be like able to take care of yourself if like your children needed something. So I didn't know it, like literally. We don't know if it's a talking point for here or if like we've talked about. It's genuinely something you.
C
We've talked about it before.
B
The thing I gotta remember my head before I even evaluate if I can say it, that she said, which one? Because there were so many. I laughed out loud and I thought, I need to check with Eddie if I can even bring this up. But they did talk about the Eddie going, making her drive to McDonald's before she had the baby. She's like, that's for sure a thing.
C
Oh my gosh.
B
She's like, that for sure happened like I was pregnant, having the baby. Eddie made me drive and I had.
C
To go to McDonald's because there had been so many false alarms before.
B
If I think of the other one, we may do it on Monday. All right, you guys have a great weekend and thank you for listening and we will see you next week. Bye, everybody.
D
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Date: February 13, 2026
Title: Price of Bobby & Eddie’s V-Day Dinner + Country Artists Fight + Why Lunchbox Left the Show
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
In this lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show, the crew recaps Bobby and Eddie’s special Valentine’s Day dinner, dives into a recent, playful feud among prominent country artists, shares the story behind Lunchbox’s abrupt departure from the studio, and unpacks everything from dining etiquette to pop culture moments and current breaking news stories. The tone is candid, humorous, and fast-paced, blending personal anecdotes with thoughtful debates on celebrity feuds, surveillance tech, and the importance of self-care.
Memorable Exchange:
Bobby: "He turned it into a competition… it felt like he was challenging me… Who could be the sneakiest to the waiter." (10:26)
Eddie: "I really did. I tried my best, like, try to slip it to the server…" (10:23)
Quote:
"It hurts my pride… Eddie and I were the third and fourth funniest people at the table—no doubt." (19:55)
Funny Insight:
"I don't think I've ever seen Lunchbox wash his hands. And he's… I mean, dude, his car is dirty." (29:23, Eddie)
Quote:
"That commercial…they can watch everything all the time. …I'm glad they have it for this, but that sucks." (37:59, Bobby)
Will Smith’s line:
"How come he don’t want me, man?" (58:42, played clip)
In Short:
This episode is an entertaining and insightful blend of humorous friendship stories, candid talk about celebrity beefs and dining, pop culture deep dives, and smart reflection on privacy, health, and social issues—peppered with great quotes, sitcom nostalgia, and laugh-out-loud moments that bring listeners right to the table with the Bobby Bones crew.