Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – FRI PT 2: 12 Days Of Christmas

Release Date: December 20, 2024
Host: Bobby Bones
Network: Premiere Networks

1. Morning Corny Segment [02:02 – 03:59]

The episode kicks off with Bobby Bones introducing the "Morning Corny" segment, where light-hearted humor sets the festive mood.

• Joke:

  • Lunchbox [02:12]: "What kind of photos do elves take?"
  • Bobby Bones [02:14]: "Elfies."
  • Reaction: Laughter ensues as the simple pun brings smiles to the hosts.

• Listener Voicemail:

  • Lunchbox [02:26]: "Here we are celebrating our 35th anniversary this weekend..."
  • Bobby Bones [02:29]: "If you see us say what's up? We'd love to say hi."

2. Breaking News & Awkward Moments [03:03 – 04:32]

Bobby shares a humorous and relatable incident:

• Breaking News:
  • Bobby Bones [03:32]: "Amy told the UPS guy she loved him."
  • Lunchbox [03:07]: Describes the awkward encounter with the UPS driver after unintentional affection.
  • Amy [03:38]: "Good looking dude."

3. 12 Days of Christmas Challenge [04:13 – 28:17]

The hosts embark on their annual tradition of performing a personalized version of the "12 Days of Christmas," filled with inside jokes and unique gifts.

• Attempt and Hiccups:

  • Bobby Bones [04:48]: "On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a razorbag jersey to wear."
  • Challenges: Missteps in remembering the sequence lead to laughter and playful banter.
  • Notable Quote [05:15]:
    • Amy: "Guys, let's not fight. We just started."

• Reattempt:

  • Bobby Bones [08:07]: "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a razorbag jersey to wear."
  • Creativity: Incorporates humorous and unconventional gifts like "two therapists" and "five broken down Ultimas."
  • Climax: The final day concludes with "12 alarm clocks blaring," marking a triumphant finish.
  • Conclusion [12:16]:
    • Bobby Bones: "Merry Christmas. I need a drink."

4. Easy Trivia Game [14:27 – 37:17]

In a spirited trivia segment, Bobby tests the hosts' knowledge across various categories, injecting competition and fun into the show.

• Questions Highlight:

  • Sports:
    • Bobby [14:38]: "Who won six NBA championships?"
    • Amy [14:48]: "Michael Jordan."
  • Movies & Music:
    • Bobby [15:09]: "Which 1984 movie stars Bill Murray?"
    • Lunchbox [15:09]: "Ghostbusters."

• Notable Moments:

  • Bobby Bones [17:31]: "What's the closest star to Earth?"
    • Amy [17:39]: Incorrectly answers "the moon," leading to playful reprimand and laughter.

• Final Scores:

  • Amy emerges as the trivia champion with consistent correct answers.
  • Bobby Bones [21:15]: "Guardians of the Galaxy. Yes, that's correct. And you know what?"

5. Listener Voicemail & Stock Market Discussion [29:51 – 37:48]

Bobby shares a voicemail from Holly in St. Petersburg, Florida, praising Raymundo's (Ray) stock advice, particularly about Royal Caribbean and NVIDIA stocks.

• Voicemail Content [29:51]:

  • Holly: "I hit $5,000 on the third spin, so thanks Ray."

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Bobby Bones [30:12]: Debates the effectiveness of stock tips and acknowledges Ray's successful recommendations.
  • Raymundo's Strategies:
    • Focus on stable investments like Royal Caribbean and NVIDIA, leading to significant gains.
    • Bobby [31:00]: "That Royal Caribbean is the absolute best stock tip that's ever been given the history of this show."

• Cautionary Notes:

  • Eddie [34:08]: Advises against day trading, emphasizing informed and stable investment strategies.
  • Bobby Bones [34:35]: Shares his personal investment approach, favoring secure investments over volatile stocks.

6. Wild World of Raymundo Segment [22:04 – 28:17]

A deep dive into social etiquette with Raymundo posing a challenging question about addressing personal changes, such as weight loss, in casual conversations.

• Scenario Presented [22:04]:

  • Eddie [22:04]: Describes a situation where someone asks if a person took Ozempic after noticing weight loss.

• Hosts’ Perspectives:

  • Bobby Bones [23:07]: Emphasizes the importance of not making assumptions or asking intrusive questions about someone's weight loss unless the person is open to discussing it.
  • Lunchbox [27:25]: Suggests offering genuine compliments without delving into specifics that might discomfort the individual.

• Notable Quote [25:52]:

  • Lunchbox: "You wouldn't ask someone if they have some disease."

7. Christmas Gift Exchange & Homemade Treats [38:07 – 47:28]

In the spirit of the season, the hosts discuss their homemade Christmas gifts, including Morgan’s "Oreo balls" and "poppy seed bread," highlighting the effort and care put into creating personalized treats.

• Gift Exchange Highlights:

  • Morgan [41:28]: Shares the process of making Oreo balls and bread, showcasing dedication and creativity.
  • Bobby Bones [42:21]: Compliments Morgan's baking, stating, "They look like cake pops. They're white."

• Host Interactions:

  • Amy [44:05]: Apologizes for any confusion about the gifts.
  • Lunchbox [43:19]: Expresses appreciation for the treats, reinforcing the camaraderie among the hosts.

8. Listener Story: Naked Man at Hotel [47:43 – 48:38]

A humorous and cautionary tale shared by a listener from Athens Township, Pennsylvania, about a man running naked through a hotel due to an accidental door lock.

• Story Details:

  • Abby [47:43]: "A 27-year-old man was found running naked through the hotel halls."
  • Discussion:
    • Bobby Bones [48:11]: Relates the story to personal experiences, joking about the dilemma of being locked out while in minimal attire.

• Notable Quote [48:15]:

  • Abby: "He was arrested for public drunkenness."

9. Technical Adjustment Voicemail [49:01 – 50:58]

Listener Paul from North Carolina comments on a perceived change in Amy’s voice quality, sparking a light-hearted discussion about technical setups and possible changes in microphones.

• Listener Feedback:

  • Paul [49:05]: Notices a deeper tone in Amy's voice after a studio move.
  • Bobby Bones [49:37]: "I didn't sound any different. To me, you act like all of a sudden you have a beard."

• Hosts’ Reactions:

  • Lunchbox [50:19]: Attributes the change to possible adjustments in equipment or personal factors.
  • Amy [50:22]: Suggests a possible cause like illness affecting her voice.

• Resolution:

  • Bobby Bones [51:35]: Encourages other listeners to provide feedback if they notice changes.
  • Closing Remarks:
    • Bobby Bones: "Thank you for listening to the podcast."

10. Closing Remarks and Credits [51:35 – End]

Bobby wraps up the episode by acknowledging team members and promoting the podcast’s availability across various platforms.

• Acknowledgments:

  • Credits:
    • Theme Song: Written, produced, and sung by Reed Yarberry.
    • Social Media:
      • Bobby Bones: @MrBobbyBones
      • Reed Yarberry: @ScubaSteve
      • Raymundo: Head of Production

• Final Encouragement:

  • Bobby Bones: "Check out the Bobby Bones Show podcast. However you listen, wherever you listen, we put the whole show."

Notable Quotes

• Bobby Bones [05:35]: "Guys, let's not fight. We just started."

• Amy [17:39]: "Closest star to Earth. Oh. Oh, that would be the moon."

• Lunchbox [27:25]: "You wouldn't ask someone if they have some disease."

• Morgan [43:33]: "I wanted to make sure Amy got something in return this year."

Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends humor, personal anecdotes, interactive segments, and thoughtful discussions. From tackling the festive chaos of the "12 Days of Christmas" to delving into social etiquette and investment strategies, Bobby and his team create an engaging and entertaining experience. Listeners are treated to a mix of laughter, camaraderie, and valuable insights, making it a memorable addition to the holiday lineup.