FRI PT 2: The Dark Meaning Behind A Popular Song + Bobby Tries To Go Viral Again + Did Eddie Cheat On His Fast?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – January 23, 2026 (FRI PT 2)

Main Theme:
A fast-paced, conversational episode that weaves together winter storm survival tips, viral video attempts, “Californication”’s true meaning, and the lighter side of successes and fails amid everyday chaos. The crew’s personalities come through as they riff about marriage plans upended by weather, dissect the darkness behind pop songs, chase TikTok viral fame, and debate the ethics of fasting, among other offbeat news and personal stories.

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1. Winter Weather Mayhem and Wedding Woes

[00:02 – 05:32]

• Wedding Disrupted by Storm

  • The team discusses a viral TikTok video from Liz Wasney about her possible wedding cancellation due to weather in Alabama.
  • Bobby and Amy empathize, give advice, and reflect on the unpredictability of major life events.
  • Advice Highlights: Expect the unexpected, communicate with guests about safety, embrace whatever happens as a memorable story.
  • Bobby: “You have to send an email or a text to everybody going, weather's bad. We totally get it. If you guys cannot come, do not stretch yourself on this. If you feel like it's bad, we'll be fine.” – [01:33]
  • Amy shares a story about a friend whose act-of-God wedding cancellation “bought them a little more time” and led to a breakup.

• Weather Hype and Social Media

  • Bobby gives insight into how weatherpeople build suspense for safety/engagement, and the viral opportunities storms create.
  • Quote: “They look forward to this time. I'm sorry about your wedding, though. That sucks.” – [05:32]

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2. Surviving the Freeze: Practical Tips and Banter

[05:33 – 09:21]

• Amy reads through winter storm preparation tips:
  • Open cabinet doors (Bobby is skeptical about its effectiveness)
  • Insulate pipes with foam or “whatever’s around—like an old sweater”
  • Disconnect hoses, cover faucets, let faucets drip, locate your main shutoff valve
• Eddie explains how to find the water shutoff (“the green plastic cover with a lever” – [08:22])
• Group debates who’s the “most holistic homeowner”; Eddie gets the title for DIY, while Bobby hires people when possible.

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3. The Dark Meaning Behind “Californication”

[09:25 – 13:07]

• Eddie plays “Californication” by Red Hot Chili Peppers in the studio.
• Crew realizes for the first time the song’s title is a mashup (“California” + “fornication”). Amy was previously unclear on the innuendo.
• Bobby has AI Assistant explain the lyrics:
  • AI: “Lyrically, it's a reflection on the dark side of Hollywood and the cultural obsession with fame, plastic beauty, and superficiality.” – [12:25]
• The crew laughs at being today years old when understanding the song’s double meaning.

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4. News Roundup: From Olympic Drug Lords to Historic Soccer Deals

[13:15 – 23:36]

• Ryan Wedding, Drug Kingpin

  • Lunchbox reports on the Olympic snowboarder turned drug lord, recently arrested after a manhunt.
  • Amy wonders about his path, Bobby observes: “Probably made some money on a lower level… continued to go, I want more.” – [13:58]

• Facebook Frustrations

  • Bobby's accidental login leads to a rant about social media misinformation, AI images, and recycled news.
  • Quote: “It’s all fake. It’s everybody complaining about stuff.” – [15:36]

• Soccer Salaries: Trinity Rodman

  • Eddie shares that Trinity Rodman (Dennis Rodman’s daughter) is now reportedly the highest paid female soccer player—cue a group fact-check exploring old reports and new data.
  • Bobby: “She signed a record breaking three year contract worth more than 2 million per year, making her the top paid female soccer player globally.” – [22:43]
  • Amy notes Rodman’s estrangement from her father and her public interviews about it.

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5. Viral Video Attempt: The “Owl Joke” Saga

[16:10 – 20:54]

• Bobby seeks a TikTok viral moment, iterating on an “owl letting the dogs out” impression.
  • Tries various permutations and group participation:
    • “Here’s my impression of an owl as a one hit wonder. Who let the dogs out?” followed by crew’s “who, who, who, who!” [19:36]
  • They joke about overthinking, changing small variables, and the unpredictability of viral success.
  • Bobby’s metrics: “If it has 10,000 in the first three hours… that’s a feeder to a quick hundred thousand.” – [20:25]

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6. Dark Side of Care Professions and Assisted Dying Ethics

[25:33 – 29:27]

• German Nurse Serial Killer
  • Morgan spots the story of a German nurse who murdered 10 patients and attempted 27 more, with authorities now exhuming 60+ suspected victims.
  • Morgan: “He claimed that he didn’t realize he was administering fatal doses… innocence of the whole thing...” – [26:25]
  • Crew discusses the issue of “mercy killings” vs. murder, with a segue into assisted dying pods in Switzerland.
  • Ethical debate: Bobby supports legal, well-assessed, medically-assisted suicide “if all the boxes are checked.” – [28:41]

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7. More News & Oddities

[29:37 – 42:19]

• Cocaine Quarterback Documentary

  • Eddie details the wild documentary of a USC volleyball player turned drug kingpin.
  • Amy immediately starts looking it up to watch.

• Other Headlines

  • Nurse/guard-inmate relationships, de-icing fluid mishap on a Delta flight, and a kid’s show (Double Dare) slime triggers.
  • Eddie confesses near-misses in intervening on a potential stalking scenario and seeing a car riddled with bullet holes—showing his pattern of observing but not acting, to the group’s amusement.

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8. Did Eddie Cheat on His Fast?

[44:43 – 41:47]

• The show checks in on Eddie’s fast:
  • He admits to eating two pieces of steak at his son’s birthday, blaming the celebration (“Celebrate somewhere, I think, celebrate, man.” – [37:06]) and believing “God would want me to celebrate.”
  • Bobby and Amy rib Eddie about moving the goalposts and not truly sticking to his four-day, Daniel-inspired fast.
  • Bobby: “What you did was hard… but you can’t come in claiming you’ve done it when you haven’t actually done it.” – [39:09]
  • The group pokes fun at the expanding list of allowed foods (“beans are lagoons, guys!” –[41:00])

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9. Romance in the Penitentiary: Forbidden Relationships

[41:49 – 44:14]

• Morgan details the case of a female correctional officer jailed for relationships with two inmates and drug smuggling.
• Amy speculates why such liaisons happen: “A vulnerable guard, powerful inmate… there’s manipulation.” – [43:14]
• The crew jokes about a Hallmark movie, “Christmas in Prison.”

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10. Wrapping Up: Super Bowl, Plans, & Persistent Podcasting

[44:19 – END]

• Super Bowl ticket prices, whether the crew would attend, and how it’s best experienced at home.
• Bobby’s accidental foray into Facebook and preference for in-person over social content.
• Amy and Bobby discuss storm prep—headlamps, batteries, salted steps (“I thought my son would think [headlamps] would be cool.” – [50:59])
• Show determination to broadcast “rain, snow, or gloom of night,” poking fun at the USPS slogan.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “Weddings are a little overrated anyway. I’ll say it a little.” – Bobby [02:24]
• “We look at you telling this story and we go, here’s just another version of Eddie seeing something he wanted to do but didn’t…” – Bobby [34:13]
• “If I ever said that to you, don’t do it… I don’t mean it!” – Eddie, aborting a theoretical request for assisted suicide [30:00]
• “It’s all fake. It’s everybody complaining about stuff.” – Bobby on Facebook [15:36]
• “Beans are lagoons, guys! Look it up.” – Eddie [41:00]
• “You gotta make this a Christmas movie. A Hallmark Christmas movie.” – Bobby (on prison romance) [43:50]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• Wedding in danger: [00:02 – 05:32]
• Freeze-tips: [05:33 – 09:21]
• Californication meaning: [09:25 – 13:07]
• Drug kingpin snowboarder: [13:15 – 16:03]
• TikTok viral “Owl joke” talk: [16:10 – 20:54]
• Soccer salary, Rodman: [20:54 – 23:36]
• Nurse serial killer & assisted suicide: [25:33 – 29:27]
• Fast “fail” and food philosophy: [44:43 – 41:47]
• Prison guard/inmate affairs: [41:49 – 44:14]
• Closing thoughts, weekend prep: [44:19 – End]

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Tone

Conversational, candid, and self-aware — the episode’s humor and teasing rests on the hosts’ honesty about their own foibles and everyday struggles amid weird, real-world headlines. The team’s chemistry and humility create a relatable, energetic ride.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Show:

You’ll walk away with weather hacks, pop song insights, a cynical education on social media, true crime craziness, ethical quandaries, and the ongoing saga of Eddie’s not-quite-fast fast—all delivered with the teasing camaraderie and warmth The Bobby Bones Show is known for.

Transcript

[Amy]

This is an I heart podcast.

[Bobby]

Guaranteed human. This woman's wedding might have to be called off due to the weather. Her name is Liz Wasney. She posted a video on TikTok saying if anyone has any advice, it'd be appreciated. I'm going to play the clip, we'll talk about it. Hit it, right.

[Liz Wasney]

I love a good snow day as much as the next girl, but I'm supposed to get married on Saturday and hotel loses power this weekend. There's nothing that can be done. We specifically chose January in Alabama because it tends to have milder winter weather. We specifically paid more money for the all indoor venue so that if it happened to be raining or something, we didn't have to worry about the weather. And now here we are three days before and I have vendors, family and friends calling me to ask me if the wedding is still on. So I'm going to lose it.

[Bobby]

So what sucks is the unknown is you don't know how bad it's going to be if a tornado, God forbid, hit the hotel. You know that you can cancel it a week out, like, hey, everybody. But you just don't know right now. So, yeah, that's super unfortunate, but probably there's some sort of insurance. If it's act of God, that's usually the only way insurance will kick in.

[Eddie]

For, like the venue and stuff, for anything.

[Bobby]

If you have any sort of insurance on anything you're paying a lot for, there are act of God clauses, which are things you totally cannot predict. Give her some advice, Amy.

[Amy]

I mean, this is really difficult decision, but I mean, people. I don't know how many people are traveling and driving, but nobody is going to want to get out in this on a Saturday.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I think it's. You have to send an email or a text to everybody going, weather's bad. We totally get it. If you guys cannot come, do not stretch yourself on this. If you feel like it's bad, we'll be fine. Yeah, I mean, you still have the wedding there. You're already there. You have a small wedding and. And it'll be something to remember forever. Did it go exactly the way you planned? Absolutely not. However, you can still make it fun and cool, but it's not going to be. It's already not going to be what you think it is. It can't be. It can't possibly be.

[Amy]

I don't know what's expected in Alabama, but I'm just thinking, like, if it were here, like, I wouldn't even want to risk my safety to get to the Venue. It was my wedding.

[Bobby]

My wedding. I'm risking it all. You kind of have to come to the conclusion now that it is not going to be what you dreamed of it being. But that doesn't mean it can't be awesome in a different way. You're just gonna have to assign yourself to that because there's nothing you can do about it.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby]

Like, there's literally nothing you can do.

[Amy]

About it if you're continuing on with the wedding. Yeah. You have to have radical acceptance that a lot of money might be wasted and half your guest list or more might not show up.

[Bobby]

And maybe it's not even the money, because if you do have a sort of insurance on some of your wedding, you get some of that back because of, you know, act of God. But it's also not going to be as magical to you because it's just not how you envisioned the magical day going. You just have to re envision it and it'll be a great story. You get married, there's seven people there. It's people really close to you. Weddings are a little overrated anyway. I'll say it a little.

[Amy]

This isn't positive at all. But I had a friend a couple of years ago who's. They decided to cancel their wedding because of an act of God situation. And it ended up being the best thing that ever happened because they broke up.

[Bobby]

Oh, how about that? So you may not even like this guy. This is a way to get out of it.

[Amy]

They did. Well, they didn't know, but this bought them a little more time. And then turns out they didn't really.

[Bobby]

End up just enough time to break up.

[Amy]

Yeah, but had they gone through with the wedding? Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

You can also do something super selfless with it and donate the food. The food again. It's not going to be what you thought it was. And that sucks. And you have every right to feel sad about that, but when you can do nothing about it, you get to pick how long you're going to be.

[Amy]

Sad about it and ask yourself that super fun question. What does this now make possible?

[Bobby]

Well, suck your day makes that possible.

[Amy]

Well, I know, but. No, lean into the. What can we do about it? Nothing. So what are we going to do about it?

[Bobby]

The most annoying thing will be whenever nothing happens.

[Eddie]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobby]

But the weather. Because that happens a lot. I'm not going to say most of the time, but they'll predict snowpocalypse, and we'll get some dribbles and we'll go, why do we listen to the weatherman in reality, they have to give us the most plausible case scenario, because if they don't and they knew about it and they didn't tell us because they're tired of being jumped on on the Internet for being wrong. And it is something that knocks out power and people die, that's on them, like they have to do. I don't want to say worst case scenario, but most case scenario, it's their job. They're not being dramatic on purpose. I think they love the drama of it. It's like anybody I know that's been a pilot, they enjoy kind of the turbulence because it's something different and new they get to do while they're up there, because most time they just sit up there and chill.

[Eddie]

And it's more airtime, too.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's the point with the weather. People, like, they. They get more followers during this time. There are people that are going live on TikTok for, like, 48 hours. I saw one guy, he's like, the only time that I will not be live is when I'm sleeping. The amount of followers he's going to get because of this bad weather is going to dwarf what he gets for their other 11 months and two weeks. So, yeah, they look forward to this time. I'm sorry about your wedding, though. That sucks.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby]

Around the room, Amy.

[Amy]

So I was reading through, like, a checklist of what to do in this weather situation, and I saw a tip that we should open our cabinet doors under the sinks. So wherever you have sinks, if there's a cabinet, open it up because it'll allow warm air from the house to get into the cabinet.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Have y' all ever heard this? Yeah, I did not know this.

[Eddie]

Like, for the pipes. Right?

[Bobby]

I hear you, but how much warm air? Because already air can get in there. There is air in there.

[Eddie]

In the cabinets. Yeah.

[Bobby]

It's not like they're sealed.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's just like a flap. Yeah, the cabinet's just a flap.

[Bobby]

I'm sure there's something to it, but I can't imagine that's a real game changer to keep your pipes from bursting.

[Eddie]

My bathroom sink or whatever, those pipes, it's like right above the garage door, so they get really cold. And I remember one time over Christmas when we went to Texas and came back, those were frozen.

[Bobby]

Garage door. That's a different part of the house, though.

[Amy]

Well, so if you still have power, though, maybe you could open the doors and put a little space heater or.

[Eddie]

Just let them drip we're not, we're not doing the space heater. After our conversation.

[Bobby]

No, you were doing different kind of space heater.

[Eddie]

Propane.

[Bobby]

You can do a plug in if.

[Eddie]

You have no power. The plug in.

[Bobby]

She was saying with power.

[Amy]

If you have power. If we have power.

[Eddie]

If you have power, you just leave it open. The heater of the house like covers all.

[Amy]

Oh, that'll solve it.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Amy]

I thought you said. Cuz it was above the garage. It wasn't getting.

[Eddie]

It's just, it's just the fact that the garage isn't air conditioning conditioned it. Like whatever is above that, it just gets so much greater.

[Amy]

That's why I just thought adding the extra heat. But there were other things on the list. But opening the cabinet doors is the only one I know how to do.

[Bobby]

What else on the list?

[Amy]

I was like, oh, open cabinet doors. I can do that. Insulate exposed pipes.

[Bobby]

No chance.

[Amy]

Yeah, not happening.

[Bobby]

If someone said, bobby, go insulate the exposed pipes, do you know what I would do?

[Eddie]

Oh gosh.

[Bobby]

I would probably go and find like an old sweater or clothes and then tape it to the pipe.

[Eddie]

That's what you do.

[Amy]

Oh, really?

[Bobby]

Oh, that's what I would do.

[Eddie]

That's insulating.

[Amy]

Well, they said with foam sleeves or something.

[Bobby]

Well, but I don't have any of those. Yes, we have ice outside.

[Eddie]

A shirt.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I would get a shirt and tape the shirt around it.

[Amy]

Okay. Disconnect and drain outdoor hoses. I guess I could do that.

[Bobby]

You could, but it's too cold. That's the point. It's cold. We don't want to go outside.

[Amy]

Cover outdoor faucets and hose bibs.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I would just take old clothes and put it over the top of them and then. Oh yeah.

[Amy]

I guess that's why I've seen like T shirts wrapped around.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. I can do that one. Let faucets drip during the freeze. Duh, I do that. Know where your main shutoff valve is? I don't know.

[Eddie]

That's usually in the front yard.

[Bobby]

Hey, I gotta be honest, I don't know either.

[Amy]

But this is so you can stop water if a pipe bursts. And I know when my pipe burst in my garage I had to figure this out, but I don't remember.

[Eddie]

You know how there's like a. Like sometimes like a. A plastic cover in the middle of your yard? You ever seen that?

[Amy]

Oh, like the little green thing?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

With the little finger hole. Like a bowling ball.

[Eddie]

Yes, usually that's it. And then it'll be a pipe with like a Lever that's like, you know, straight with the pipe, and to shut it off, you move the lever to where it's not straight with the pipe and that's off.

[Amy]

Eddie the dad.

[Eddie]

Boom. Dude, diy.

[Amy]

Who do you think's, like, the most, like, I don't know the proper word, like the whatever holistic homeowner.

[Bobby]

It ain't me.

[Amy]

Who. Who do you think it is?

[Bobby]

Okay, but hiring people, does that count?

[Eddie]

Because that's a way to get it done. It does count, and he gets it done before I do.

[Bobby]

Okay, but if I had to do it myself, it.

[Amy]

For sure.

[Bobby]

Eddie, Congratulations.

[Eddie]

If I could, like, get people to do it, oh, man, my house would be perfect. Like my.

[Bobby]

My.

[Eddie]

My trash can in our kitchen. It's like you pull it a little too far and it falls over. And it's been like that for like three months. And my wife's like, we should get someone to fix that. I'm like, yeah, we should.

[Bobby]

Or do you say, no, I'll get to it eventually, and then you don't get to it.

[Eddie]

I started by saying that, and then I'm not gonna fix it because it's a little more complicated.

[Bobby]

Eddie was playing music this morning in here. He's playing Red Hot Chili Peppers, Californication, and, you know, Dream of Californication. You know the song? I've heard that song a million times. I just thought that that song was about California taking over. I never put together the fornication part.

[Eddie]

Really? That's the play on words, really?

[Bobby]

No, that's what I understood today for the first time.

[Amy]

Well, now I'm understanding it for the first time. I thought you were like, California cating it. Like, Californiaizing.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's what I thought too. Always. Oh, really?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Not the mix up of California fornication.

[Amy]

Never was, I think, thinking that I was singing fornication.

[Bobby]

Yeah, me either. And I was really letting it happen this morning. And I thought, interesting.

[Eddie]

And if you listen to the, like, the words. Words. He really goes into it.

[Bobby]

I never listen to the words of any song.

[Eddie]

Really.

[Bobby]

That's all I hear ever of any song. I don't really hear the words unless I go in. Mike, would you mind pulling up the lyrics to Californication?

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby]

Because I bet we hear it and go, oh, mate. If it's like you stick it in the hole of California, make you feel it. You're like, ah. Oh, he's bringing it over.

[Eddie]

He doesn't want to read it. He's like, here, you read it.

[Bobby]

Is it Dirty. All right, let's see. We got here Californication. The lyrics. Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation Little girls from Sweden dream of silver screen quotation and if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication. So far I got nothing about that. They're making references that aren't specific to having sex with the state of California. It's the edge of the world and all of it Western civilization. The sun may rise in the east. At least it's settled in a final location.

[Eddie]

But isn't he talking about, like, I don't know, I'm a porn, right?

[Bobby]

No.

[Eddie]

Oh, he's not.

[Bobby]

I don't think so. I. Dude, I don't know. I just realized the song had the word fornicated. Oh.

[Eddie]

I'm just thinking, like, all that stuff, like, China and what's that? I don't know, like, keep reading.

[Amy]

Keep reading.

[Eddie]

Because he. Because he says it in the song.

[Bobby]

Marry me, girl. Be my fairy to the world and be my very own constellation. I can just ask my assistant what the song is.

[Eddie]

Probably faster.

[Bobby]

Yeah, there's the hardcore soft porn. It's one line, but I don't think.

[Eddie]

The whole song could be. I thought that line summarized the whole song.

[Bobby]

Let me ask my assistant.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Who am I to argue when I didn't even know what the song meant until now? Who am I to argue is what I say. Man had another chick fil a sweet tea with strawberry yesterday.

[Eddie]

They call that something, don't they?

[Bobby]

Add strawberry syrup in the app.

[Eddie]

It doesn't have a name.

[Bobby]

It might, but I just do add strawberry syrup on the app.

[Assistant (AI or voice assistant)]

Hello.

[Bobby]

I have a question. Could you tell me what the song Californication by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is about?

[Assistant (AI or voice assistant)]

Californication is one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers most iconic songs. Released in 1999, it's the title track of their album of the same name. Lyrically, it's a reflection on the dark side of Hollywood and the cultural obsession with fame, plastic beauty and superficiality. Essentially the commercialization of California culture. Musically, it's got a slower, melodic feel compared to their funkier tracks.

[Eddie]

And.

[Assistant (AI or voice assistant)]

And it's well known for its haunting, catchy guitar riff and introspective tone. It's a song that critiques and romanticizes Los Angeles all at once.

[Eddie]

She sounds serious today.

[Bobby]

Yeah, she's really letting us have it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Like, you guys better be good today.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Sounds like she's mad at us, so. Okay, so maybe that's a part of it, but not the whole.

[Bobby]

Yeah, mostly about how weird fame is out there. All right. Around the room. Let's go. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Ryan Wedding. You know who that guy is? The old Olympic snowboarder? The drug kingpin.

[Bobby]

They're looking for him, right?

[Lunchbox]

Looking no more. He has been arrested.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby]

I had read they were closing in maybe a week or so ago because they'd been searching for him for a while. But you said Canadian, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's from Canada. And he is responsible for all these drugs coming from Mexico via Los Angeles Semi trucks, I guess, is how they smuggle them in. And I guess he's allegedly put out hits on people and had people killed.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Lunchbox]

And he has now been arrested. The reward for him was $15 million.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Amy, I have a question for you.

[Amy]

Why does he get tangled up in that?

[Bobby]

Oh, he probably made some money on a lower level at some point and then just continued to go, I want more, and I'll do what it takes to get to the next level.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's what I would think.

[Bobby]

Let me ask you a question.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

For the last hour or so, as we've been doing the show, you've been typing stuff. What do you write while we're talking about stuff?

[Amy]

Right now I'm looking at.

[Bobby]

No, I know, but it's just. You're just always looking stuff. What do you write?

[Amy]

I'm not typing anything. I think I'm looking at things.

[Bobby]

Do you feel like you always have to look stuff up while we're talking?

[Amy]

Well, I couldn't remember what this guy looked like. And then earlier, I had my tips on my computer.

[Bobby]

Your tips?

[Amy]

Yeah, my winter storm tips.

[Bobby]

I just wonder. Cause it's constant and I don't know what you're up to over there.

[Amy]

That's what I'm up to.

[Bobby]

A lot of people complimented your shirt yesterday online.

[Amy]

Really?

[Bobby]

I saw it. It popped up. I told the guys I've been on Facebook more lately. Why? Somehow it accidentally is on my phone.

[Amy]

What do you mean?

[Bobby]

I never logged in on my phone.

[Amy]

Well, that's creepy.

[Bobby]

I know. And it was never on my phone. I had the app, but it was never logged in.

[Amy]

And then maybe your eyeballs logged it in one day, you know? Cause if you have your password saved.

[Bobby]

But I never have my password saved. I am on Facebook so little, and all of a sudden it came up and I just started partaking.

[Eddie]

We sure it wasn't already there?

[Bobby]

No, I'm positive. I've hit it a few times, and it's like, what's your password. I'm like, I don't know. It's the biggest pile of garbage. It's all AI images trying to trick people into. I told them, this country starts fighting with people from the View, Luke Combs had it, and it's him and Whoopi Goldberg face to face. Or the Ella Langley story. It's just come to Netflix and it's an actor's play. It's all fake. It's all fake. It's everybody complaining about stuff.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And old news. Like, you read a story and you're just like, oh, that's cool. Oh, this is from two years ago.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I couldn't believe it. I logged on and I logged in.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Bobby]

So right now, there's a clip of us going live right now. Oh, look at us.

[Eddie]

Wow. That's us right now.

[Bobby]

I never see that.

[Amy]

Like, that's you right now.

[Bobby]

Well, probably like a 10 second delay.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Amy, that's what we do.

[Bobby]

That's how it works. We go live.

[Eddie]

When Bobby says, let's go live, we go live. I speaking up. Did you. Did your TikTok go viral?

[Bobby]

Nope. I was gonna comment on that. It didn't do that well. And it had a lot of people going to the comments going, hey, watch this. Live came over to see it. They didn't do that well. We were doing owl impressions and I thought it was a funny one. It was like, hey, what if I do this one? I can do another one. Because I was thinking about how I can make that joke better.

[Amy]

It was good because.

[Bobby]

Well, it wasn't so good. It doesn't have that many views.

[Amy]

I don't know. Sometimes it just doesn't work. I don't know why.

[Bobby]

And I watch a lot of owl jokes. Like, this is my impression of an owl doing la la la. And so I did one. This is my impression of an owl as a 90s one hit wonder. And then I played who who let the dogs out. And then I go, who, who, who, who? What if I just say, here's my impression of an owl letting the dogs out.

[Amy]

Who, who?

[Bobby]

Whole 90s one hit wonder.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Do you feel like that's the exact same thing?

[Eddie]

I mean, it's the same joke, but told differently. I like that.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You know, it's the same joke, of course.

[Eddie]

Hey, but are you gonna delete the.

[Amy]

Other one and then maybe get rid of the microphone?

[Bobby]

See, I thought that when I put it up too, like, it looked a little microphone y, but I don't think that matters. Mike, what do you think? I don't think that matters.

[Amy]

Well, but just for the sake of the experiment, you had the microphone in the last one.

[Eddie]

Like change all different things and then.

[Amy]

Like go, go get your dog.

[Eddie]

Yeah, and mess your hair up a little bit.

[Bobby]

No, there's no need a dog do it naked.

[Amy]

But it's about letting your dog out.

[Bobby]

Okay, here we go.

[Eddie]

No, it's not. Who let the dogs out? Here we go.

[Bobby]

What is it again? Here's my impression. I'm now letting the dogs out. There you go, here we go. Here's my impression of an owl letting the dogs out. Okay, we'll see. Does it make sense if you don't know the. It's just I'm so inside the joke now. I know I'm so inside the joke now that I don't even know it's funny anymore. Should I just do the same one again and see if it gets more views? Just gotta see what happens. Yeah, what if I go here. Okay, let me try this. Turn my headphones off. I'm gonna load this one first. Let's see. Al impression from the. Is it from the 90s or early 2000s?

[Eddie]

We let the dogs out.

[Bobby]

Yeah, maybe from like 2000. 2001.

[Eddie]

Amy tapping in there.

[Amy]

I'm seeing if there's a documentary.

[Bobby]

No, I'm telling you, she's not. She's up to something.

[Amy]

But she always writes, I can't doodle right now. But yeah, I know, that's me doodling.

[Bobby]

Yes, that's exactly.

[Amy]

But also I'm looking up stuff relevant to what we're doing.

[Eddie]

Except the question of when was who let the dogs out?

[Bobby]

Year 2000. She's over there looking up pictures of dogs, images.

[Amy]

I also wanted to see if there was a documentary about the skiing kingpin.

[Bobby]

Oh, what drug lord. What if I were. But we're off that one.

[Amy]

Not me.

[Bobby]

What if I said, what if you guys all go, who let the dogs out? In the background? I go, so I'm not hitting a clip.

[Eddie]

You think that'll you guys doing it? You think that'll change it?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I can try a third time. Okay, okay, so when I. I'll go, here's my impression of an owl as a one hit wonder. You guys go, who let the dogs out?

[Eddie]

Who let the dogs out?

[Bobby]

And you do it together. And then I go, okay, point at.

[Eddie]

Us when you're ready.

[Bobby]

Okay, here we go. Ready?

[Amy]

Okay, here we go.

[Bobby]

You gotta getta hit this.

[Amy]

I'm ready.

[Bobby]

Here's my impression of an owl As a one hit wonder. Who let the dogs out?

[Amy]

Who, who, who, who?

[Eddie]

I mean, that's gotta go viral.

[Bobby]

As a one hit wonder.

[Eddie]

Who let the dogs out? It's different. I like that.

[Bobby]

Okay. 2000. See? Owl impression. If they. I loaded three of these of the.

[Eddie]

Same joke, just different. Told different ways.

[Bobby]

Got it, Got it. Okay, let's see if any of them pop.

[Eddie]

What do you. What's your timeline? What do you give it, like, 24 hours?

[Bobby]

Well, I don't pull them down.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but to get a good gauge of like, oh, is this gonna go viral or not?

[Bobby]

If it has 10,000 in the first three hours.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's good.

[Bobby]

That's usually a feeder to a quick hundred thousand. That's kind of what I look at. Wow. Like the Megan Maroney clip that I just put up, it had 10,000 in the first few hours, so I knew that was going to go pretty good. But that. That's usually it. But I really don't take them down. Sometimes there'll be a random one that pops two months later because something's trending. That's weird. Yeah. All right, back around the room, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So Trinidad Rodman. That's her name. She plays soccer for the Washington Spirit.

[Bobby]

Dennis Rodman's daughter.

[Amy]

Oh, really?

[Eddie]

Stop.

[Bobby]

It literally is. She's the one they were trying to find enough money for to keep her in the league.

[Eddie]

It didn't say that in the story.

[Bobby]

Everybody knows that.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but I didn't know that. Like you should lead with that. That's Dennis Rodman's daughter. Okay.

[Bobby]

Every time you write an article about Arch Manning, do you have to go? Peyton's nephew. Eli's nephew. Okay, I got it. What's your story?

[Eddie]

So she is now the highest paid soccer player in the world at $1 million a year. She signed a three year deal and she's getting a million every year.

[Bobby]

You're telling me she's the highest paid female player even in other countries in the world?

[Eddie]

As of right now.

[Amy]

In the world?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I get Bobby's point. It's like soccer is so much bigger in other places.

[Eddie]

I don't know what those. Those women leagues are overseas.

[Bobby]

Let's go to our soccer expert lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea about women's leagues overseas.

[Eddie]

You don't watch that, Dude.

[Amy]

It's like women new.

[Lunchbox]

I watch. I watch it when it's the World cup or the Olympics, I'll watch the women's soccer, but I don't follow it. And so I have no idea how much they get. Paid. But yeah, Trinity Rodman is awesome. She's so good.

[Amy]

Oh wow. She was on call her daddy and talked about her relationship with her dad.

[Bobby]

It's a strange for a long time.

[Amy]

And she said this was in 2024, so I don't know their relationship now. But she said he's not a dad. Maybe by blood, but nothing else. She described him as a controlling parent.

[Bobby]

Names like a Tana bon Motty from FC Barcelona make around 1.1 million per year. Trinity Rodman's making 2 million a year. Is that what you said?

[Eddie]

No, I said.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you said a million.

[Bobby]

No, I read it was a $6 million deal for three years.

[Eddie]

Trinity Rodman signs three year deal and then it says here that the deal is 1 million annual salary.

[Bobby]

She signed a record breaking three year contract worth more than 2 million per year, making her the top paid female soccer player globally.

[Eddie]

Maybe. I got this from Facebook and it's from two years ago.

[Bobby]

Dude. Maybe it's his AI. But yeah, she's. She played it.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby]

Ucla? Is that right? Lunchbox. Somewhere in California.

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea where she played college at.

[Eddie]

Washington. Washington State.

[Bobby]

That makes sense. It's somewhere west.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But yeah. ESPN has it at 2 million annually according to multiple sources.

[Bobby]

Not to fact check you, dude, but.

[Eddie]

No, that was great.

[Bobby]

You got fact checked.

[Eddie]

Hard dang, dude. They. They really messed this up by 1 million.

[Bobby]

Amy's over DMing the snowboarder in prison.

[Eddie]

That's Yahoo Sports.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, I'm on her Wikipedia page checking out her Washington spirit career.

[Bobby]

Did she play college at Washington? Is that what you said?

[Eddie]

Washington State.

[Bobby]

Got it. That's pretty cool if you can go to college somewhere and then stay and play professional near. Unless you're Aaron Hernandez. Other than that, you just. It's kind of cool to stay close.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Why is that bad that he stayed because he stayed close to his gang friends.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's exactly right.

[Bobby]

Exactly it.

[Eddie]

Yep. The trouble was nearby when he went to the Patriots. He went back home because he was from Connecticut. Right.

[Bobby]

So all his boys were close. You know what I mean? Crazy trouble. Trouble.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Amy]

T R U.

[Bobby]

They said Rebel ble.

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

He already went.

[Bobby]

No. What was his.

[Amy]

The drug lord kingpin skier guy.

[Eddie]

Oh, on that too. Like, have we talked about cocaine quarterback?

[Amy]

No, but tell me more.

[Bobby]

You talked about it like 10 times on the sports show. You can feed Amy.

[Eddie]

This is a really good reference of how do people get involved in an Amy. So cocaine quarterback was a. He was a volleyball player at usc. He Played volleyball. But his coach told him, like, hey, you're too small for, like, volleyball. If you don't beef up and get stronger and jump higher, like, we're going to cut you. So he started taking steroids, and he got jacked so big that a trainer saw him in the weight room and was like, hey, do you play football? He's like, I never touched football in my life. He's like, you should try out anyway. And he made the USC football team. And so once he got there, he was like, dude, I got steroids. Does anybody want steroids? So he started selling steroids to people. Then he started selling drugs. Once he graduated, he saw all his buddies win the Heisman, go to the NFL. He wasn't doing any of that, so he wanted more money and he ended up being a kingpin.

[Amy]

So this is a show I can watch?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's a documentary.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You would love it.

[Amy]

I would love.

[Bobby]

She started watching it right now.

[Eddie]

She's typing it.

[Bobby]

No, no, she's literally watching it.

[Amy]

It's already so good. I'm watching it right now. And you can watch it on prime cocaine.

[Eddie]

Quarterback.

[Amy]

Yeah. No, I see. It's a signal caller. He's signal caller for the cartel.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So he wasn't a quarterback on the team and.

[Eddie]

Correct. He never played. Really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Special teams a little bit.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Morgan, your story.

[Morgan]

So I don't know if I just missed this over, like, the holidays and stuff happening, but there's a nurse in Germany who is sentenced to life in prison because they murdered 10 of their patients and attempted to murder 27 others.

[Eddie]

What.

[Bobby]

Why were they killing him?

[Morgan]

So what they were doing was he was working this overnight shift and he would kill them with, like, sedentives and sedatives.

[Eddie]

You got it.

[Morgan]

Sedatives and painkillers. And apparently he was targeting patients who were seriously ill. So I don't know if his thought process was like, he was, you know, helping. They don't say exactly why, but that was what he was doing. And it was happening over, like, the night shift. And now why it's like, still a story is they're exhuming 60 more bodies because they think his total number is over 100.

[Bobby]

So do they think he was, in his mind, mercy murdering them?

[Morgan]

In a way, I think that's the. The conversation around it. But he hasn't come out in same like, he claimed that he didn't realize he was administering fi like these fatal doses of medication also.

[Bobby]

You can't mercy kill people.

[Eddie]

It's illegal.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So still murder. But I wonder why it was happening if it wasn't for like the pleasure of watching people die. Like maybe in his mind he was doing something good because they were in such pain. Again, you can't do that. I'm not saying that that's right. But I just. That's why I'm like, why, like what was he, what was he doing?

[Morgan]

Yeah, and he really claims like he didn't realize he was doing this. And he's like claimed innocence of the whole thing. But I don't know how you claim innocence when you're. There's 100 potential bodies.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Bobby]

There is a suicide pod that inventor we talked about that invented the mercy suicide pod where you go in and it kills you. We talked about this. A year after this assisted dying pod was used for the first time, its inventor, Australian born physician Philip Nietzsche, says he is developing a new larger version designed for couples who want to die together.

[Amy]

Oh my.

[Bobby]

You know this is an elevated. Dr. Kavorkian.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby]

And that dude, if you were terminal and you were sick and you were ill, he went and he helped you die peacefully.

[Amy]

Medical aid dying is legal in 11 states and the District of Columbia.

[Bobby]

The 3D printed capsule drew attention in 2024 when the 64 year old American woman went to Switzerland to use it, triggering a police investigation that later ruled out intentional homicide. The new one they proposed, Double Dutch, would require both occupants to press activation button simultaneously and would include an AI based mental capacity assessment replacing a traditional psychiatric evaluation. Passing the test would enable the device for 24 hours. He says interest has already come from couples. Most components are built and the pod could be assembled in months. So it still depends on approval from Swiss authorities. New York Post. I just think there's a deeper conversation there. How do you. What are the parameters of allowing assisted suicide? Because I feel like if somebody is in so much freaking pain and they don't want to be here, like they can either go and do it themselves in a way that could hurt them and they don't die, or they could do it in a way that's very peaceful and they could like. I'm not against it if all the boxes are checked. Like the mental assessment, if the double though the Double Dutch, also funny name, Double Dutch.

[Eddie]

Like the.

[Bobby]

I mean, you don't have to name it something kind of funny because it's something dark kind of funny.

[Amy]

I was thinking of like, because it's the part of the world. Where is he from again?

[Eddie]

Oh, and that's not Dutch.

[Amy]

Oh, that's not.

[Bobby]

Oh, Austrian.

[Morgan]

Wait, the Australian.

[Bobby]

Wait, hold on. Because it says Australian.

[Amy]

Dutch oven is a little roomier. Oh, when you're cooking.

[Bobby]

Oh, the Dutch oven is different than in. In male talk terms.

[Eddie]

Not bad.

[Bobby]

So it says Swiss authorities. There's just a lot of countries here. A woman used it in Switzerland, but he's born in Australia, so maybe it's just a Switzerland where they're allowing it there. What do you say, Morgan?

[Morgan]

I didn't know if you guys were referencing the nurse killer. He's German, so.

[Bobby]

No, no, we're talking about this guy here that did the assisted dying pod.

[Eddie]

Hey, if I asked you, like, hey, man, I'm. I just want to go. Will you. Will you do this for me? No, you do it.

[Bobby]

It depends. It depends how sick you are, how much you've been hurting, how long you've been hurting. If I'm the only way for you to do it. Oh, yes, if.

[Eddie]

But even though you'd go to jail, I'd.

[Bobby]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to jail for that.

[Eddie]

Why not?

[Bobby]

No, I just hand you. Here, use this.

[Eddie]

You do it.

[Bobby]

No, I'm not going.

[Amy]

Oh, so you're saying he'd have to have. When you say depending on how sick you are, he'd have to have a terminal illness.

[Eddie]

Yes. Correct. Oh, no, I'm not. No.

[Bobby]

I think cowboys lost again, right?

[Lunchbox]

Help me, man.

[Eddie]

If I ever said that to you. Don't do it.

[Bobby]

No, I'm not.

[Amy]

I don't mean it. I don't mean it.

[Bobby]

But, no, I wouldn't go to jail.

[Eddie]

For that because it'd be illegal. So I'm asking him, like, did I really need you to do it?

[Bobby]

Why can't you do it?

[Eddie]

I'm not able to move my arms like, anything. Like, dude, just put this pill in my mouth. You would be assisting me.

[Bobby]

No, I no eat it off the table.

[Eddie]

I'd have to do it.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't do that just because I don't want to go to jail. Like, you're dead and I'm in jail. We both lose.

[Amy]

Also, you don't need to carry around that weight of helping your friend die.

[Bobby]

I wouldn't mind the weight if he really needed it. And I wasn't going to go to jail because I wouldn't feel like it was a weight. I feel like I'd be helping.

[Eddie]

Dang. So it's all about.

[Amy]

What if you intervened right before the miracle?

[Bobby]

I wouldn't. Not. Not with the possibility going to jail. And you're not a real friend. If you want me to go to jail, you can't put me in that situation. A 21 year old guy in Florida was caught using his phone to film under a girl's dress at church.

[Eddie]

Bro.

[Bobby]

How so? He was assigned Tuesday to a digital voyeurism charge stemming from allegations that he filmed under a girl's dress at the Pembroke Pines church. He was witnessed by both an adult and juvenile who reported seeing a man place his phone under the victim's skirt multiple times. The victim and witness told the victim's brother who confronted the suspect that told police they had noticed the phone being set up to video and viewed footage local 10.

[Eddie]

This is during the service, probably when.

[Amy]

They stood up to sing.

[Bobby]

One passenger on a Delta flight out of New York got an unexpected kind of in flight service. A dose of de icing fluid in the cabin. Reminds me of kind of double dare when they would you just stay there and I slam you, huh?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Well, you'd say a word, right? And double dare, like, you would say a word that you're not supposed to say and that. That's when they'd slam you.

[Bobby]

It's been a while, man.

[Eddie]

Gosh, it was like a certain word you could not say. I don't remember.

[Bobby]

Amy, look that up. You're over there.

[Amy]

Okay, no problem.

[Bobby]

Delta Flight 1307 was leaving from New York to Jacksonville when the Airbus A220 returned to the gate after deicing liquid leaked into the aircraft and soaked a passenger. Dude, that's so weird. You got to get new clothes. They got to hook you up big time.

[Eddie]

That stuff's red, right?

[Bobby]

Like or I don't know.

[Amy]

Oh, you can't say. I don't know.

[Eddie]

That's what it was.

[Amy]

If you said, I don't know. You got slimes.

[Eddie]

That'S awesome.

[Bobby]

Mark Summers, double dare was the host, right?

[Eddie]

Sounds right.

[Bobby]

As a kid, I always wanted to be on that show.

[Eddie]

I mean, that was the show for kids.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that was the show. Eddie saw a woman being, like, tracked by some dude.

[Eddie]

Dude, I still think about this. And. And not only do I think about it, I check the news just to make sure nothing happened. So I was in my car and this lady was walking, you know, just kind of like, she could tell. She had like, workout clothes. She was walking across the crosswalk. But there was a guy. There's no. This is a street where no one walks, really. Like, I don't even know why she was walking there, but there's a guy, like, trailing her and he's kind of walking fast. He's like, got his hands behind, and she keeps looking back and walking faster. And I had to go pick up my boys, so I couldn't stop. But I was really, like. I wanted to put my car in front of the dude. Like, hey, man.

[Bobby]

Oh, this is. I wanted to.

[Eddie]

You know, Like, I really wanted to.

[Bobby]

Do that, because now I. I thought about. I wanted to.

[Eddie]

I didn't act. And now, like, I'm worried that something happened, and I didn't act to, like, stop this. Why. Why are you. Why are you making that sound?

[Bobby]

Because it's always stuff you wanted to do, stuff that you were thinking about doing, but something else.

[Amy]

You're serious now?

[Eddie]

I am serious, but I'm also serious about how I couldn't really do anything about that.

[Bobby]

Well, you could have. You could have been like, are you okay? There's a guy behind you.

[Eddie]

I would have been late. Dude. I was running. I was already running late.

[Bobby]

So if you were to weigh the two, you're a little late to pick up your boys. Or a woman gets murdered.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I should have. I should have stepped in. But, like, I was. I was even thinking, like, do I block the dude with a car and be like, hey, man, what? Like, what are you doing? What's going on?

[Bobby]

Well, then you might get murdered.

[Eddie]

Then he would kill me.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But it's been weighing on me for real, like, because it did not look good. Like, and the lady was just. And she even, like, got her phone, was, like, calling.

[Bobby]

But do you understand how we look at this and look at you telling this story? And we go, here's just another version of Eddie seeing something he wanted to do but didn't do and then brings it to talk about. On the show, they tell you about.

[Eddie]

The bullet hole that I saw. I parked next to a car with, like, five bullet holes in it at the grocery store.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Eddie]

What's a car doing with five bullet holes? I felt like I needed to call the cops.

[Amy]

Wait, what? Those bullet holes could be from years.

[Bobby]

Ago, and they could also be from a shotgun.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but that's still not normal for a car to have bullet holes.

[Amy]

So what are you gonna report?

[Eddie]

There's a car with bullet holes. I don't know if you're looking for this kind of Buick or whatever it was. Like, if it was involved in some kind of shooting, it's here at the grocery store.

[Amy]

Why didn't you call?

[Bobby]

But did you?

[Eddie]

No, because I feel stupid if they're just like, it has bullet holes, sir. Like, you're wasting our time.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox. You're Mr. 91 1. Would you have called 911 if you see a car with bullet holes in it? No, not. No.

[Lunchbox]

It doesn't look like an active scene. There's no casing. Shell casings around. I wouldn't call right then. If there's a busted out window, maybe. But if you just see it in the grocery store parking lot, no, no big deal. And Eddie, how do you know that this guy was stalking the girl? Like, could they just both be for a walk?

[Eddie]

How can I say this? How can I say this without. So I've seen the guy like hundreds of times.

[Amy]

Wait, what?

[Eddie]

Walking that street. I've never seen that woman. That dude roams the street for some reason. I don't know why.

[Lunchbox]

So maybe he's homeless and that's where he. His encampment is.

[Eddie]

No, and that.

[Lunchbox]

But so you see him walking there all the time. So that's his normal route. So he wasn't necessarily following that woman.

[Eddie]

No one walks on that route. It's just a very busy street. And that woman, I guess she just happened to go for a long run or something. Or a long walk. And he was like, prowling. He looked like he was prowling. The way his body language was like, I'm gonna catch up with this lady. And she. Her body language was like, there's a guy behind me. I need to walk back.

[Amy]

Have you ever thought like, so you've seen him since then?

[Eddie]

No, I have not seen him since then.

[Bobby]

But you're giving us more and more information.

[Eddie]

You've seen him.

[Amy]

Hundreds.

[Bobby]

Feel like this is even more serious. And yet you still didn't make a call.

[Eddie]

Correct. But now what's the call? Hey, I saw this like three days ago. Did anything bad happen?

[Amy]

I mean, maybe you could do that. Cuz it could be like, what if they're like, we've been waiting for a.

[Eddie]

Okay, I'm down. I'll do that today. Then I'm dead. Ser. I will do that. I will call them today.

[Bobby]

You're dead. What?

[Eddie]

Serious. Because this year is the year.

[Amy]

He paused and didn't finish the word. He goes, I'm dead. And then Bobby had to say, what?

[Eddie]

It's been weighing on me.

[Bobby]

Guys, how's the fast going?

[Eddie]

Good. Good.

[Amy]

All right.

[Eddie]

I ate a piece of meat yesterday.

[Bobby]

There you go.

[Eddie]

We went to Hibachi.

[Amy]

I thought you were serious. And you're not. That's why we can't take you seriously.

[Lunchbox]

You lasted like six days.

[Eddie]

It was my son's birthday and we're at Hibachi.

[Bobby]

Life always happens during difficult times, and this is a difficult time. You had to get through it.

[Eddie]

You know what else it says in the Bible? It says, celebrate somewhere, I think, celebrate, man. We gotta celebrate. And it was my son's birthday, and I was like, you know what? That steak looks so good. I'm gonna celebrate with you. I didn't have the cake. I did not touch.

[Bobby]

So you had one small piece of meat.

[Eddie]

Not to.

[Bobby]

You had a whole meal.

[Eddie]

No, two chunks of meat. I had. My meal was all veggies. You know, the hibachi veggies.

[Bobby]

Okay, but that's still eating.

[Lunchbox]

That's still eating.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. I told you, I'm on fruits and veggies.

[Bobby]

You said you're on the Daniel that lion correct diet.

[Eddie]

Correct. Fruits and veggies and nuts. Daniel the lion. It's the Daniel.

[Bobby]

Daniel the lion din diet.

[Lunchbox]

So how long did you go without, like, actually eating? Like, not the Daniel. Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

But didn't you cheat on that fourth day?

[Eddie]

I had bone broth, which is not cheating.

[Amy]

It wasn't part of the original.

[Bobby]

It wasn't part of the original. We're not saying it wasn't hard, but we're just saying it wasn't what you told us you were going to do.

[Eddie]

It's when I got dizzy. That's when I was like, I need to put some nutrients and we fully.

[Bobby]

Lean into the dizzy. What? No, I fully understand why you would make that decision.

[Amy]

Lay down.

[Eddie]

I was laying down when I felt dizzy. First. I had headaches and I was like.

[Bobby]

That'S normal withdrawal headaches.

[Eddie]

I'm like, it's fine, whatever. When I got dizzy, I'm like, I need something. And I think Daniel would have wanted me to drink broth.

[Bobby]

He's down on the line, Dan. Little bro. But our only point is you didn't do it. You did a lot.

[Eddie]

I'm still doing it. I'm still in the. I'm still doing the fast currently.

[Lunchbox]

No, you're not.

[Eddie]

Yes, I am.

[Amy]

No, you're not.

[Bobby]

You're not doing the fast that you said you were doing.

[Lunchbox]

You ate.

[Eddie]

I. I had two pieces of steak.

[Lunchbox]

And fruits and vegetables and.

[Eddie]

No, but, guys, you don't listen to me. I had a four day.

[Bobby]

What you did was hard. I'd like to acknowledge that even what you did was hard. Great job, because that was hard. Day one, hard, two hard, three hard. You were gonna do four. You didn't finish four.

[Eddie]

I did bone broth. On the fourth. Right.

[Bobby]

But that wasn't part of the diet. So you didn't really complete the four days that you said. Although it's very hard to do exactly what you did. I want to give you credit for that, but you can't come in claiming you've done it when you haven't actually done it.

[Amy]

Bobby said, how's it going? And you go, good.

[Eddie]

It's almost like he knew. Did you see me eating the steak yesterday?

[Bobby]

I'm following him.

[Amy]

He goes, good, good. And then pause, pause, pause. I ate a piece of meat.

[Eddie]

That was my conscience.

[Amy]

And then he was like, I ate too.

[Bobby]

We're not judging you for your inability to finish the fast. We're judging you based on all the things that you've done and said over the past 10 years.

[Eddie]

I felt like last night, I felt like I was celebrating my son's birthday, and I think God would have wanted me to celebrate my son's birthday.

[Bobby]

A lot of people do things because they think God would have wanted it. Politicians go, God wants me to run for office.

[Eddie]

That's different. No two pieces of steak. Think God would want me to celebrate with my son? He's 18 years old.

[Bobby]

You can celebrate the exact way. His celebration birthday, dude, his celebration wasn't better because you ate.

[Amy]

Yeah, it was. Your son, like, wow, dad ate two pieces.

[Bobby]

If you'll eat this, my birthday's complete.

[Eddie]

He did say, like, dad, you're just eating veggies. Oh, wow. At Hibachi, your favorite place.

[Amy]

Like, be like, yeah, son, I committed to this fast, and, you know, when.

[Bobby]

We do, we commit.

[Amy]

We talked about it at church, and this is what I'm going to do for the next. What? You had, like, 14 days left.

[Bobby]

Now he knows he can eat steak if he says he's not going to.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I. He didn't. We asked him if he wanted to do the fast. He said, nah, I'm good.

[Bobby]

How do you feel overall?

[Eddie]

I feel good, dude. I feel good. Like, honestly, it just feels like. I don't know. I feel like it's just kind of part of my life now. Like, stop. You know?

[Amy]

Like, really can't be real.

[Lunchbox]

What is part of your life? Eating everything that you want.

[Eddie]

Like, we've had pizza order, like, come to the house, and I've looked at it and been like, I don't want that. Which is really strange for me.

[Amy]

No way. During Snowmageddon. Does Eddie keep up this great point?

[Eddie]

Yes, I did. I bought beans. Bought lots of beans. I'm going to have some hot Beans.

[Amy]

So Daniel eats beans now?

[Eddie]

Oh my gosh.

[Amy]

I thought you said it was veggies and nuts.

[Eddie]

Beans are lagoons, guys. Look it up. It's lagoons too. I wasn't going to say lagoons because I don't even know what a lagoon is.

[Amy]

Well, there's no way it's going to be snowing out and icing and you're stuck at your house and you're going to be like, oh, that's the best. A cold beer right now.

[Eddie]

The hard ones are the restaurants. Being at home is no big deal. Restaurants are tough.

[Bobby]

I'd like to commend you for the work that you've done.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

Did you have made yourself uncomfortable, but we just can't allow you to say you're doing it as you said you were doing it when you're not.

[Eddie]

It was two pieces of steak, dude.

[Bobby]

And what's the difference in two and 10?

[Eddie]

The two. The two was like, I don't think I can eat 10. Honestly, I think my stomach would probably explode. That's. That's a big part of it.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Eddie]

You know.

[Bobby]

Keep on rocking, baby.

[Eddie]

Keep on rocking, baby.

[Bobby]

A female prison officer has been jailed for having illicit relationships with two inmates and plotting to smuggle drugs inside. Don't you think this happens everywhere?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

How though? Like, how does the relationship start with like an inmate? Like a guard?

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Like I get the guy's part, like, but. But the woman, she's a guard with a bunch of inmates from Metro.

[Bobby]

A former prison officer has been sentenced to three and a half years in prison after forming illicit relationships with two inmates and conspiring to smuggle drug soaked envelopes into jail. Isabel Dale, 23, became romantically involved with two prisoners, later getting engaged to one of them. What about the one that she didn't get engaged to? And do they know of each other? Mm.

[Eddie]

Sleep with one eye open.

[Amy]

Depends on like what quarters they're in.

[Bobby]

Ah, that's a good point. If they were in completely different parts of the prison wards. What are you looking at now?

[Amy]

Is it common for prison guards to get romantically involved with inmates? Yes, it's searching. Give me a second.

[Bobby]

Searching.

[Amy]

We're searching. I mean, I don't know that they have like.

[Bobby]

You want a dial up over there?

[Amy]

I'm like, dang. Have they not done, like taking a poll on this? There's no percentages. It says, well. Oh, it says it's rare and strictly prohibited. Nah, they just don't know about them. It's happening more than we think.

[Bobby]

You tell them, Amy.

[Amy]

You let them know it is. I just think you have a vulnerable guard, powerful inmate. There's manipulation.

[Bobby]

Guard, powerful inmate.

[Eddie]

I think guard, more power to be guarded.

[Amy]

Oh, I was thinking if they're female versus male, she might be more lonely and vulnerable to this, like, powerful, manipulative, hot inmate that just.

[Bobby]

Amy's turned this into a romance novel.

[Eddie]

I bet you there's a lot of.

[Amy]

Like, her husband's ignoring her at home. This inmate's paying attention somehow.

[Bobby]

You gotta make this a Christmas movie. A Hallmark Christmas movie.

[Eddie]

Christmas in prison.

[Amy]

Well, we're gonna need, like, a coffee shop and a Christmas tree bar.

[Eddie]

What's that? What's that?

[Bobby]

Commissary.

[Amy]

Commissary?

[Bobby]

Yeah, commissary.

[Amy]

And then, like, the yard.

[Bobby]

In the yard.

[Amy]

Maybe they go work, labor at the. They cut down trees. They're Christmas trees, but they're shackled.

[Bobby]

Let's go over to Abby. Hey, Abby. You're still going. You're going to Denver today?

[Amy]

Yes, I am.

[Bobby]

What time's your flight?

[Assistant (AI or voice assistant)]

Five.

[Bobby]

Oh, it's late.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And you're not worried about the weather?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby]

If they.

[Amy]

Well, I was like, I want to.

[Bobby]

Beat it, you know, but coming back, I guess.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Little nervous.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Super Bowl 60 is still weeks away. It's in San Francisco, but not really. It's in Santa Clara, which is, like 45 minutes from San Francisco. But the major cities, the suburbs are farther, and they still count as the city. If you were 45 minutes away from here, you really wouldn't be in Nashville.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby]

So tickets, they're saying right now 6,300 bucks, which is lower than the previous years.

[Amy]

That's just for one, I think.

[Bobby]

I don't know. For now, super bowl tickets are selling for as low as 6,300. I don't know. Maybe they're. Maybe that's a piece. I wouldn't think it's a piece. I think you get a much cheaper there. Closer kickoff. Kevin, who works on our show, is a big Patriots fan. Abby is a big Broncos fan. Abby, if they win, would you go to the Super Bowl?

[Amy]

Oh, my God, that. No. If they're that much. No, I can't do that.

[Eddie]

Not even crazy hookups?

[Bobby]

Sean Payton?

[Amy]

Well, I mean, I would go if there was offered.

[Bobby]

That's the cheapest I'm seeing. A piece or a piece.

[Eddie]

Mike, are you, like, on a ticket site?

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah. For two tickets. 15,000 if the Patriots win. Because over on the other side, both.

[Eddie]

Of those teams are near, like, Seattle and Seattle. Yeah. I'm thinking Washington State.

[Bobby]

Oh, oh, Trinity Rodman.

[Eddie]

Washington State.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Seattle and the Rams. Yeah, those are both. But again, it's not so many local fans. But I would think that if the Patriots go. The tickets go down a little bit. Just a little. But also day of. You could probably get them for. It's still very expensive, but a third of that. But once you go to super bowl, you're kind of. Unless it's your team, you're kind of like, I've been there. It's better to watch a television.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't have any desire to go ever.

[Bobby]

And most of it, too, is like, what's around the Super Bowl? Tons of concerts.

[Amy]

That part would be fun. And seeing the halftime show would be fun.

[Bobby]

Not really.

[Amy]

Oh, it's not?

[Bobby]

No. Because it's built for television.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby]

Because a lot of really cool visuals, but they're for screen more so than being up in the stands. I've seen three. I think I've been to three Super Bowls. Three or four. But I saw the who in Miami. Kind of crappy because it was an outdoor super bowl, so the sound really wasn't staying in the stadium. And also, they. It was just an old group of old guys. I saw Bruno Mars in Indianapolis, and he was doing, like, so many things that were cool for screen. You really couldn't tell from up there. And last year, when we saw Kendrick. Kendrick Lamar, you really couldn't tell what's going on.

[Eddie]

When you saw it on tv, you're like, oh, that's cool.

[Bobby]

Yeah, on tv it looked awesome. Yeah. All right. Anything else?

[Eddie]

Are you going?

[Bobby]

No, I'm going out for two days and then I'm coming back. Oh, can't be gone.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, you already did that. You already said you were going to do.

[Bobby]

Wife pregnant, gotta be back. And then we have show stuff on that Monday we have to do, but.

[Amy]

So you'll just go get some work done and then come back? Yeah.

[Bobby]

It's far. It was much easier when it was in New Orleans. I wish they'd have it in Nashville.

[Amy]

But kickoff. Kevin, remember last year? Was it him? You were taking him to the game, and now this year, his favorite team might be in it.

[Bobby]

Could possibly be in it if they win because they're playing. The Patriots are playing.

[Amy]

We don't know yet.

[Bobby]

The Broncos?

[Eddie]

Yeah. No, this weekend.

[Bobby]

Abby's going to that game.

[Amy]

Oh, well, we don't want the Patriots to be in it then. We don't want the Patriots to be in.

[Eddie]

It's not what you saw Right.

[Amy]

We don't.

[Bobby]

So they're gonna lose, according to you?

[Amy]

According to me, yes. And O's.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. The Bobby cast will be on Netflix on Monday. Kenny Chesney will be my guest. Pretty excited about that. So that's up there for you. I hope everybody has a safe snow ice weekend. A large part of our audience lives in the area where this is affecting one way or the other. I mean, it's all the way Texas, and now it's going all the way up New York, Boston. Don't know exactly how it's going to hit us.

[Amy]

What it says the number of people under alert for snow, sleet, freezing rain is 132 million people. It's a lot.

[Eddie]

It's a lot of people. Yeah.

[Bobby]

I haven't seen the latest model. That European model's been nailing it, though.

[Eddie]

What's the difference?

[Bobby]

No idea. To share what they say, I don't even use the term Mid Atlantic, but I've watched so many weather reports that I know what the Mid Atlantic region is now. So, yeah, we're good. We're right in the middle of it, so root for us. I was. I called Amy last night. I never call anybody, but I called Amy last night. I was like, hey, you have a good microphone from your house, right? You have a cool. She's like, I don't know. I'll find.

[Amy]

I wasn't home, but once I got home, I was like, oh, yeah, we're good.

[Bobby]

So we will do the show Monday.

[Eddie]

Just.

[Bobby]

We don't know how we're gonna do it yet if it gets real bad. But we will be doing the show. We're like, the freaking mailman always show up. I don't think that's their slogan.

[Eddie]

Oh, they have a slogan. The mailman, I think so.

[Bobby]

Isn't like rain or shine.

[Amy]

I don't know. I've never heard.

[Eddie]

I'm thinking of Pony Express.

[Bobby]

Mike. US Postal Service slogan is what? They don't have an official one, but what's their unofficial one? Neither rain nor snow, nor heat nor gloom of night stay these couriers.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Amy]

Oh, awesome.

[Bobby]

You don't know that.

[Amy]

Are you thinking of delivering for America?

[Bobby]

No, no, no, no. I'm thinking of what Mike said. I say that all the time.

[Amy]

Priority you.

[Bobby]

Priority you.

[Eddie]

Oh, I've seen that.

[Amy]

That was a campaign from 2013.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I remember that one. Because Priority Mail.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Play on words, Right? Let's see.

[Amy]

They have no.

[Bobby]

The U.S. postal Service rain or shine slogan comes from its official motto. Like Mike Said neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Yeah, exactly what I said.

[Eddie]

Exactly. Word for word.

[Bobby]

Exactly.

[Amy]

We deliver for you.

[Bobby]

What are you doing this weekend?

[Eddie]

Whatever you're doing. Same thing.

[Amy]

I mean, I don't know yet. It's dvd because I don't know, like.

[Bobby]

Are the kids gonna be with you?

[Amy]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Do you have anything at the house?

[Amy]

I got all my provisions. Yeah, we are docked flashlights. Headlamps.

[Bobby]

Headlamps?

[Amy]

Yeah. Cause I thought my son would think that would be cool. I just made sure I have battery. I had all this stuff, but I just made sure we're good on batteries. I put gas in my car. I salted my steps.

[Bobby]

Gas in my car. I need to do that.

[Eddie]

You talked about that yesterday.

[Bobby]

I know. I just forgot I did it.

[Amy]

So we should be good. And then, I don't know, I thought about if it's okay to drive or my boyfriend was like, well, if you don't want to drive in it. And it is okay. Ish. He's like, I don't mind coming to pick y' all up and we can go depending on, like, we just don't know the snow level. So, like, if his kids are out playing the snow, it'd be fun my kids to join in. But other. Other than that, I don't know. I guess he'll just be at my house.

[Bobby]

Everybody have a good weekend. Thanks for listening to the podcast, all you part tours. We appreciate it if you made it to this point of the podcast. Thank you. This podcast is definitely a lot looser than part one and I think our best work. Now I'm just gonna say this is our tell me something good full segment every day. I think that's our best work.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's definitely cool to think of something positive because I don't normally.

[Bobby]

Don'T do that super long segment. It's its own. You don't have to listen to the podcast feed on it if you don't want to, but I think it's now our best work. So that's up on the podcast feed. Check it out. We will see you guys Monday. Rain nor sleet nor gloom of night.

[Eddie]

Come on, come on.

[Bobby]

We will be here without much fright.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Bobby]

All right, thank you, Jess. Bye, everybody.

[Amy]

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