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Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
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Amy
They look fine, right?
Lunchbox
Morgan, do you like your headphones?
Morgan
I love my headphones.
Lunchbox
Amy, what do you think about Morgan's headphones?
Bobby Bones
I think they're normal. Great. They're purple.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they're purple. Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Cute.
Eddie
Morgan needs to be a grown up and get grown up headphones. Like it is unbelievable. She buys these cheap crappy headphones off of Amazon that are $14 and they are breaking all of our equipment. Like if you put her headphones on, 90% of what you hear is static. I don't know.
Lunchbox
Do you have cheap headphones, Morgan?
Morgan
I just buy them from Amazon because.
Bobby Bones
I like the color.
Morgan
I don't want to wear the black ones.
Eddie
Exactly. She doesn't want to be a grown up.
Morgan
Grown up headphones, grown up thing.
Eddie
She would rather have equipment that breaks and then causes our equipment to break and shorts out. And she's having to.
Lunchbox
So you think her headphones are the problem with whatever's happening at your desk?
Eddie
Yes, she's having to take the bit off of my headphones just so hers will work because. And then she has to use my headphones for games if there's clips because she can't hear them in her headphones. I'm like, girl, get some real headphones. Like be an adult.
Lunchbox
So.
Morgan
So what are also huge on my head.
Eddie
Sorry. You can't wear purple headphones all your life. Get some real equipment.
Morgan
The ones that you guys wear are huge on my head. I have a small head.
Lunchbox
What's your beef? Is it the color and how they look or is it that they're always. Or that they're cheaper and they're not breaking our equipment? But when her equipment breaks, there are things that we have to do in order? Like you said, she has to use your equipment.
Eddie
Yes, and I think that's part of it. I think it's her cheapness headphones that she gets from wherever that is causing our equipment to break. I don't think no one else's equipment breaks except for hers because of her.
Morgan
It breaks all the time.
Eddie
Yeah, because of yours.
Morgan
That's not true. Yours is broken before mine sometimes.
Bobby Bones
True.
Eddie
And mine is connected to hers and it always breaks when yours breaks.
Scuba Steve
I know you don't want to agree with Lunchbox, but Lunchbox actually is factually correct. Her headphones are cheap. And because they're from Amazon, they have that cheap cord, which is like a phone type cord. It does damage the system. It shorts it out. Because they're not.
Lunchbox
Their cord damages our system. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
How is that possible?
Morgan
They have like high technology that.
Scuba Steve
But it's your cord, though. Your cord is a cheap like Chinese Amazon cord.
Lunchbox
I think her headphones are cheap. I think her headphones are cheap. I. No doubt about it. I don't have a problem with her headphones and her equipment is cheap. And if you need new headphones, I can buy headphones for you. But I don't think plugging a headphone into any jack affects the rest of the system. That's not how headphones work.
Amy
But it's long term.
Scuba Steve
It does though, because it has. That has that phone feature on it where you can push the button and all that. So it does damage the system. It shorts it out. I've been told by it that it is the headphones are the problem and.
Amy
It is their little circuit. Because their circuit, Lunchbox and Morgan's is connected.
Lunchbox
Then why.
Bobby Bones
Let me just clear this up.
Lunchbox
Then why would we have not fixed it already if it is a like that thing's broken all time.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
Why is this the first time you're now telling me that it's the headphones.
Scuba Steve
Because they now just saw them. And I go, these are her headphones. They go, oh, those are. She should be using grown up headphones. Not this morning, like a week or so ago. So I have to order her some, like, new, like, adult headphones.
Lunchbox
Adult. One day Scuba's going after her too.
Morgan
Hold on.
Scuba Steve
The first of all, picture price ones aren't working anymore.
Morgan
They're not. Not adult headphones. Just because they're a fun color. The only thing that's different about them.
Amy
Is that they're cheap.
Morgan
They're cheap versus expensive. You guys saying they're adult doesn't matter. Just because I like colors and you like to wear black, that doesn't make something childish.
Eddie
It doesn't necessarily mean that I like black. It's just I went to the, like, Best Buy and bought like real headphones. Like, like a sound equipment. Like, I didn't go to Amazon.
Morgan
Just type in, yeah, and yours are falling apart. Yours literally have, like, if you touch.
Lunchbox
Them, they're falling apart.
Eddie
They still work. And they are actually high quality, I would say.
Lunchbox
I've never heard of headphones plugging into something and affecting it. Now, I've been wrong many times, but I have never heard of plugging in headphones and affecting a full. I've heard of it affecting how the headphones are affected. I just did the whole Austin Powers thing there. Mike, what do you see?
Mike
I see that they can affect, like, the recording.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Mike
Like the actual recording. There could be like some interference. I don't know anything about actually, like, breaking equipment.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, well, from my just short Google search, it says yes, a cheaper, low quality cord plugged into a jack can absolutely impact the entire system, especially in audio applications.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
And so there. But why is this the first time we're learning?
Lunchbox
That's my point.
Eddie
I literally just saw your headphones the other day. And you had to borrow something from Mike.
Morgan
I hear you, but I'm saying this has happened like eight times. Why did I stop telling us?
Eddie
And I was like, man, let me look at those headphones. I googled my 1499. Okay, this is the problem.
Lunchbox
But Scuba, if you've known for a week, why have you not said something?
Scuba Steve
Oh, I think she knows. We talked about it.
Morgan
We just found out about it. But we were talking about what headphones I needed to have and it became a whole thing.
Amy
Oh, so Morgan's known about this?
Scuba Steve
Yeah, this has happened like at least six times.
Morgan
Hold on. I just found out the headphones are the problem this week, so not the whole time. Eddie, I literally just found out.
Bobby Bones
Shocker. What Lunchbox does is he overhears that and, like, hustle, half thing.
Morgan
No, I just found out. So, yes, we're looking, but I want to make sure I get the right ones if this is obviously a problem. I didn't know that until I've shifted sides.
Lunchbox
Morgan, grow up.
Eddie
Yeah, and when you get your color, when you get your headphones in, we'll paint them purple. We'll get some markers, and we'll color them. I got kids that can do it.
Lunchbox
Why? You can always get, like, ear. Amy and I use ears without full headphones. You can always do that.
Morgan
I know, but that's why I'm so.
Lunchbox
Big on my head.
Morgan
Amy's is also meant for the phone, too, so why?
Bobby Bones
Well, but I. I switched over to a. Like, a. The bit. Like, I have it plugged into a bigger thing. And then also, these were made by Apple. They're not cheap. I don't.
Eddie
They're not. Kidding, man.
Morgan
I just wanted cool colors. I didn't realize this was a thing. I just saw purple.
Lunchbox
Morgan, grow up.
Morgan
You guys are mean.
Eddie
I mean, Morgan, in the time you've gone through, like, 12 pair of headphones.
Morgan
I've gone through three headphones in the seven years I've worked on the show. That's not that many.
Eddie
I mean, how many have you gone through, Amy?
Bobby Bones
Oh, these are the same ones.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Same ones from my first iPhone, I think.
Lunchbox
Huh. That stuff is broken all the time over there.
Morgan
All the time.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Who knew it was Morgan's head?
Morgan
Okay. And, guys, had I been told, I would have fixed that problem. Okay. I didn't know until this week.
Eddie
It's kind of cool to see you grow up. I can't.
Lunchbox
I still would say, though, it's probably not the only thing that's affecting that entire system or a pair of headphones being plugged into them. Like, I've not heard a pair of headphones absolutely infecting with a virus, an entire four racks of equipment.
Amy
Amy, just read it. She. She did a quick little Google search.
Bobby Bones
Just. That's just quick research. Don't.
Lunchbox
You know I'm quoting you on it, Morgan. I guess it's time to get new headphones. But, like, why is she still wearing them five minutes after we just said it's affecting? Like, that's my whole point.
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Morgan
We don't have any other ones. There's no other ones here.
Amy
I have one right underneath my desk.
Lunchbox
And not only that, I have extra ears, too, that you can Use, especially if it's infecting with a virus. All of the equipment on that side of the room.
Morgan
Yeah, I will use some if people. But, Eddie, the only ones here are your little apple ones that are down there. Those go directly in your ear.
Amy
Problem is, mine are black.
Lunchbox
Is Morgan against black?
Morgan
I don't. I just wanted a fun color. It's so dark in here. I wanted to wear a fun color.
Eddie
Can we take those and drop them off the balcony?
Lunchbox
I hear you.
Morgan
Oh, don't hit somebody in the head. Also, the black ones are really big on me, guys. I have a small head. I have to wear kids shoes. Sometimes I just have, like, I need kid headphones.
Lunchbox
Kids shoes.
Morgan
My feet are literally a six and a half. I don't know what to tell you. I have to buy little things.
Lunchbox
Let's. Before Monday's show, Morgan needs to have new headphones because if they, again, are affecting an entire part of the room, there's no reason that she should continue to wear them. And then we can find a suitable replacement that everybody's happy with.
Bobby Bones
I have some. I don't. I think they're even still in their box. Like some Sony ones at my house that.
Lunchbox
But are they black?
Bobby Bones
They are black.
Lunchbox
No.
Eddie
Does your kids have any headphones she could borrow?
Bobby Bones
No.
Morgan
I'll go on the hunt for some colorful, very nice headphones.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Can't wait.
Bobby Bones
Put stickers on us.
Eddie
Yeah, we can do something.
Lunchbox
People are using AI chat bots to guide them through psychedelic trips. What maybe made me think about Amy.
Bobby Bones
Well, I did do a guided trip of sorts.
Lunchbox
So you could have just used your Google right there to walk you through it, I guess.
Bobby Bones
I don't know about that. I liked the fact that my therapist was right there by my side just in case anything. Like if, in case of emergency, I have to sit up and type something into my AI. Or I guess if you have an automated one, you could talk to it.
Lunchbox
I feel like my fingers would all of a sudden be lampposts, and I couldn't figure them out. I'm like, I got lampposts on my hands.
Eddie
I can't do the automation.
Bobby Bones
So. Yeah, interesting.
Lunchbox
And you did ketamine?
Bobby Bones
I did ketamine, yes.
Lunchbox
Needle or snort or what?
Bobby Bones
Like a lozenge like that you put under your tongue and it dissolves. You can't swallow. You have to put it under your tongue and you have to sit there and you cannot swallow for 15 minutes and it does not taste good.
Amy
You can't swallow your, like, saliva at all.
Bobby Bones
Not for 15 minutes.
Lunchbox
Swallow @ all or the lozenge?
Bobby Bones
No, at all. Like, nothing. You cannot swallow.
Lunchbox
Is that like dipping?
Bobby Bones
It's very tough.
Lunchbox
Yes. Or you can't swallow any spit.
Amy
Correct. Because if you do, you throw up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you can't this. In dipping. You can spit. In this case, you just have to keep your mouth closed. You can't spit either because the whole point is to leave it in there. And one time I accidentally swallowed and I freaked out that I was going to mess up the entire process. And she's like, it's fine, it's fine. Just try not to do it again.
Lunchbox
Would you have trusted a computer that got. Because this guy talks about an lsd?
Bobby Bones
No, not me. That again.
Lunchbox
I feel like if I took lsd, all of a sudden, again, my fingers be football helmets, and I'm like, I would forget how to use a computer or what letters were. What do you. What do you remember? What do you. What. What did you see?
Bobby Bones
I remember, you know, I've told you. Like, well, my first one, I did it three times. My first one, there was so much water, lots of water. We were floating in water. I was laying in water. My. My dead parents were floating next to me in the water. But then my sister was a frog in the water.
Amy
Were you laying down?
Lunchbox
Like, were you clothed? Are you wearing something special?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I. We were. We were not naked, but we weren't clothed. Like, I don't know how to describe it. Like, I wasn't paying attention to that part. But I don't remember us being naked because I feel like it'd be like.
Lunchbox
No, I'm talking about in real life.
Amy
Yeah, we're talking about real life, not in the trip.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like, what were you wearing? Like, were you in a couch? Are you in a chair? Like, physically.
Bobby Bones
Oh, okay. So I'm at her office.
Lunchbox
I had no idea where she was going. I was like, what do you mean? Are you in a bikini? Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
No. No. So I went to her office, and she makes a little palette on the floor, and there's blankets and a pillow. And then, you know, she has a. An eye mask that you put over your eyes. And I remember the first time because she washes everything between clients. And I remember the first time being so thrown off by the scent of everything because her laundry detergent was very strong to me. And so then I had to tell her that. And then the next time she washed everything and unscented, I was like, oh, so much better. Because I feel like little things like that can do you know, your. Your eyes are closed. Then. So then your senses, like your smell gets stronger. So I remember that being very distracting to me. But then once I got past that, I just laid there, and it took about three hours from the time I laid down. Like, I sit there. It's very. She makes it like a little ceremony. Like, she hands you your lozenge in a little wooden bowl, and then you place it under your tongue. And then you set an intention for your. What you want. And during that 15 minutes, she'll talk to you. She'll read you a. Read you something. If you want anything, like Cat in.
Lunchbox
The Hat, bare bones, anything.
Bobby Bones
Something more in alignment with what you want. Like, she'll. You do a lot of talk therapy before you start the sessions. Like, I met with her multiple times leading up to that. So she knew my goals and my intention and what I wanted. So therefore, she would prep me for that verbally just to get my mind in the right headspace. And then all I know is crazy. After the 15 minutes, you can either swallow the lozenge or spit it out if you're done with it.
Lunchbox
Red pill, Boop. Blue pill.
Bobby Bones
I wanted all the bang for my buck, so I just swallowed it.
Lunchbox
If you swallowed the lozenge, she comes back to this life. If she spits it out, she gets what's real.
Amy
That matrix.
Lunchbox
Yep, that's matrix.
Bobby Bones
So then I laid down, and then you're on a journey. It's crazy. You just.
Lunchbox
Okay, let this. Do you still have a communication with this therapist?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I was just checking out her portal.
Lunchbox
$1,000 for a lozenge? And we do it on the air starting at 5am with somebody on the show. We spin the wheel.
Bobby Bones
Oh, so I have a. So I had to go to a compound pharmacy to pick up the lozenge. Like, I got the lauschen prescribed by a doctor. So she couldn't. I have more. Yeah.
Lunchbox
More what?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
She didn't even say one. She has more.
Amy
Let's all do it then.
Lunchbox
Dude, can you imagine that show? Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
I think I have two or three. This is in my drawer. But if I want to go back to her, I'll bring it. I suppose I could do it on my own, but that freaks me out. I'm not into that.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. We're not saying do it on your own. We're saying we spend the wheel. Whoever it lands on takes a losage at the very be beginning of the show. And then all show long, we walk to the trip with them.
Bobby Bones
Is that Responsible.
Lunchbox
No, no, no one's saying it is. Yeah, it's. It's irresponsible. Actually.
Bobby Bones
This doesn't feel. Because I feel like I. I definitely went to someone that's licensed and everything I did was legal. I don't.
Lunchbox
That's legal.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
I guess if it's prescription, it's legal.
Amy
Amy, were you talking during your trip or did you just see. So that. That kind of be bad for the show?
Bobby Bones
No, but it is.
Lunchbox
No, but we asked him questions. What do you see? And then they tell us, a zebra's talking to me.
Amy
That'd be awesome.
Lunchbox
Oh, that would be crazy. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. My sister was a.
Lunchbox
Think of the YouTube views we would get if we stream that live. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Amy's sister was a zebra.
Bobby Bones
Well, that was the second time she was a zebra. On the drums, keeping the beat for me.
Lunchbox
That feels like Madagascar, the cartoon. Yes.
Amy
I feel like I've seen that somewhere.
Lunchbox
Amy's taking a trip to Madagascar, the cartoon.
Bobby Bones
Oh. With some very. A lot of Asian influence in my.
Lunchbox
Sounds like Lunchbox. In veg.
Bobby Bones
My trip. Like, I would. I felt like I was on a roller coaster ride through rice fields.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Oh. Being in Asia, I was saying Lunchbox always hooked up with Asian girls when we were going to Vegas back in.
Eddie
Yes. Man, that was.
Lunchbox
Those were the times he would always show up. New girl. All right, that laugh. Amy, have you ever thought about just taking a lozenge by yourself?
Bobby Bones
Yes, a thought has crossed my mind because I do have them. And to do it with her, I'd have to pay again.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I feel you.
Bobby Bones
So I have thought. And I felt. The three times I did it, I was like, okay, I put on a playlist. You got the music going. And then I just lay there. I feel like I would want someone watching over me. But then at the end of the day, I don't think I could do it because I would want to be with a professional just in case. Cause I did get very sick after the first time. Supposed to take a Zofran before, which is an anti nausea medication. And I thought, I'm probably not gonna get nauseous. Well, guess what? I did. And when I came out of it three hours later, I was vomiting. Oh, it was horrible. So the next time I took the Zofran, so I guess just in case anything went wrong, I would want to be with, you know, an. An expert. But I have thought about it.
Lunchbox
I would be scared to do it by myself. I feel like I would end up three Blocks over, someone waking me up, Taking a dump in the middle of a street or something. Like people I didn't have on Twitter.
Amy
Yep.
Lunchbox
Pants around my ankles. I don't remember any of it.
Amy
The cop. The cop cam.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah. First body cam. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's why I stopped taking sleeping pills on airplanes. That's why I stopped taking sleeping pills. Because if I stayed awake, and this is like, right after, like, I had my house broken into and I wasn't sleeping at all, but if I couldn't sleep at all. So we tried everything, and my doctor was like, you can try the sleeping pills after. We try, like, five other things. And I would look at my FaceTime the next day, and I'd FaceTime like, three people and not remembered any of it. I've driven off with a gas nozzle in my car.
Amy
Amy's done that.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but I was drunk on sleeping calls, I think. Amy, you were just forgetful, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I was just, like, sidetracked.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I was here to get. Here to get gas. The thing about ketamine, though, and Bobby, maybe you should look into it. I don't know that it's for everybody at all. There is this. I don't know the proper word, but I'll call it, like, duality to it, like some trips or some. Some drugs or things you take. You aren't aware of where you are in the moment. You completely go next level to this other place. With the ketamine, I was very much aware I was laying on the floor in my therapist's office. I had the.
Lunchbox
My hands. It wasn't like a dream where you didn't know well.
Bobby Bones
You were in and out of both. That's why I call it like a dual. There was a dual feeling of like, I'm in this. My brain is having this journey. But I'm also very aware that I'm LA here and my therapist is next to me.
Lunchbox
It almost feels like VR glasses. Like, when you're in it.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And this is. It's a bad version of that. But when you have your glasses on, you're in this other place, but you can pull them off at any time and see what's happening around you.
Bobby Bones
Well, this, you just can't. Once you take commit to the loinger, you can't pull it off. But like, yes, I think that's a good comparison because you. You won't go do anything. Like, you're not going to go dance in the street naked. Like, you're very much, you know, where you are, and you have control.
Lunchbox
I'm so scared that I might.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Because I've just had those experiences with the only thing. And it's not even a hallucinogenic. A sleeping pill is not a hallucinogenic. But I had those experiences of not. It's like I blacked out every time I took one. Like, people would be like, I got drunk and did this and don't remember it. But it was like that three nights a week where it started to feel very dangerous.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
And there were times where I would take one on an airplane, like flying, if I fly at night, like, even overnight. And I wouldn't remember getting back home, which meant I had to drive and don't remember. Don't remember it. So, yeah, that scared me off.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's not good.
Amy
To be fair, though, sometimes I drive and I get home and I'm like, man, I remember that drive, dude.
Lunchbox
I do that sometimes, too. I'm like, how did I even get here? Now I do that. Just normal. Yeah, because you're, like, focused on other things, like driving just out of instinct or driving out of muscle memory. Yeah, Yeah. I saw this story yesterday where Japan has developed, we'll call them spy bees.
Amy
Oh, I saw this.
Lunchbox
Crazy. Yeah. So think of drones, but the size of a bee and they can fly them places, unlike spy. And they could possibly use them for any sort of, like, war. Any. I mean, they could put them. Not even war, just like, spying offices and anything. Bees.
Amy
Yeah. And think about it. Like, you're not gonna, like, look at a bee and be like, is that a camera? Like, no, you just see a bee, like, oh, get away from that.
Lunchbox
And people are all like, birds. Come on, give us a. Dude. They've been using birds AS drones for 15 years.
Amy
Really?
Lunchbox
The government has. Yeah. Of course, I don't know about cardinals, but when they release at these Las Vegas Expo technology, and it's like, look how realistic this bird is. Anybody can buy one. Once it gets to. Anybody can buy it. The government's had access and been able to use them for 10, 15 years. And so they're so realistic as birds, but they just. Mike, do you see the story I have seen there about the bees?
Mike
The bees.
Lunchbox
I mean, I don't even know how big that is. If you pinch your fingers together and move it slightly apart, that's how big they are. And they have the ability to put cameras inside of them.
Bobby Bones
I don't like that.
Mike
Apparently even, like, get inside things and, like, destroy them.
Lunchbox
Isn't that what Ant man does, like, gets up into.
Mike
And then gets into structures and then, like, sets off, like some kind of circuit and then could fry something or kill something.
Amy
I just don't see a bird looking real like.
Lunchbox
But you're not close to it.
Amy
No, true.
Mike
If you saw it in the sky, you wouldn't even think twice.
Lunchbox
You wouldn't think. You would be like, that's a bird. You're not evaluating its movement.
Amy
And honestly, how often do you look up? Like, never. Like, I'll go, like, once in a while. I'll just, like, look up to the sky and be like, dang, I haven't done that in a while.
Lunchbox
That's weird.
Amy
You know what I'm saying? How often do you guys look up to the sky?
Lunchbox
A lot. Because I live where airplanes fly over a lot. Oh, you do?
Mike
I looked at it last.
Lunchbox
Say it look crazy. I've looked at it. Did you guys see the pyramids in the clouds of Mississippi?
Amy
No.
Lunchbox
No. Okay, I'm going to tell you why. And I'm not. Listen, I think we all. Now, at our age and with technology and the ability for social media to work good and bad, we understand now that the government's hiding a lot of stuff from us. Right. It's not even crazy to say, like, the government's been hiding stuff from us forever. But now that there's access to things and people have accountability and they're able to be accessed, the people, they have to answer questions. JFK files are a great example of that. Now, I think it's not even a conspiracy theory that what we were told happened did not happen as it was told. So I don't want to go down the alien path, but this is. But I'll do that. You know that Tic Tac spaceship that they saw that they've reported a few times? Yeah. Now it's probably ours. That came out. It looks like a Tic Tac. Yes.
Mike
It moves really fast.
Lunchbox
Yes. It came out yesterday that now there are whistleblowers. And it's not even. They're not even blowing a real whistle because it's not like there's something wrong happening. But that's probably been developed by us to where? But the government was going, that's not even real. But of course they have to say that because they're protecting whatever technology they've invented, which goes back to the birds, which goes back to the bees. You can even do Epstein list. Like you think there's just nothing there. Honestly, who thinks there's nothing there? And there's no list and he killed himself. Does anybody really think all of that?
Amy
Not me.
Lunchbox
Right. There's been too much said. They have Ghislaine in prison. Apparently there's no list. Who does she traffic kids to? There's no list.
Amy
That's the mad freer.
Lunchbox
Yeah. If that's the case. So at this point we realize the government's really good at either hiding stuff from us or this stuff in Mississippi with the. The pyramids and the clouds. It's so funny to see how this has worked because somebody took a video of like a pyramid in the clouds and it looks crazy. I don't think it's a spaceship. Obviously. I don't think it's a spaceship.
Amy
It's like a real pyramid.
Lunchbox
It looks. It was a really weird cloud shape. It looked. You wouldn't have seen it. You don't look up. Is it this?
Amy
No, I don't look up.
Mike
Is it different? Is that.
Lunchbox
It's a bit different. Okay, but I'm going to tell you what's happening with that. This is my whole point here. Okay. So you should look up sometime. It's pretty cool up there. Okay. So what happens is there's this really weird pyramid. It could have been a natural anomaly in cloud formation. It could have been something happening with. Because again, we even talked about how there are cloud seeding technologies that can somewhat affect the weather. And I'm not saying that's what happened in Texas at all, but I'm saying there are things that we don't know. So what's been amazing to see in real time is one or two of these real videos, the cloud comes up and then somebody just inundates feeds with fake versions of it to make the real versions look not real. So let's say one or two people post this real crazy cloud thing they've seen up there. There's like 700 postings of people doing so fake. It's obviously super fake pyramids in the clouds now where people are like, okay, this is so stupid. Because what it does is it waters down the reality of the couple by doing 700 that are absurdly fake.
Mike
I feel like this happens with aliens too. Remember that thing in Miami at the mall?
Lunchbox
Yeah. And they were like, there were these.
Mike
Giant figures walking around and they didn't see any footage. But then people started posting like all the fake stu and like, oh, that's so blatantly fake. And then why were there that many cops there?
Lunchbox
So what they do is they flood it with fake. Slightly absurd. Very absurd. So anybody that actually sees the Real. One, it doesn't stick out that much because it's not the fakest or the most sensational. And then two, everybody's like, no, it's fake. I've seen it. That's crazy. Without even seeing the original. And I saw this in real time with the. With the clouds in Mississippi.
Amy
So you saw the original when it came out?
Lunchbox
Yes. And I thought, that's weird. And in my mind, I don't automatically go conspiracy. I go, wonder what was happening with the sky, like, the atmosphere. Like, something's happening, obviously, or just a really irregular cloud shape. I don't think aliens. I don't think the government's out. But then once the flooding starts to happen, I'm like, okay, something is being hidden here, because what they're doing is they're. They're flooding it with absurdity. So everybody thinks it's absurd. That's my point.
Amy
I mean, that's. That's.
Lunchbox
And it's brilliant. Brilliant.
Mike
And it keeps people from not believing it. Like, look at Lunchbox. If you ask him anything about aliens, he'll deny it because it's. Things like that.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So the cloud thing was crazy. The B thing. That's crazy wild that they can do it that small and get that much information. I also saw yesterday, you may see the country. They have developed Internet, and maybe Japan again. They've developed Internet that's so fast, they can download the entire library on Netflix in one second.
Bobby Bones
What?
Lunchbox
Will you Google that? My. It's funny what algorithms give us, because I don't trust my algorithm to give me accurate. I trust my algorithm to give me compelling. And then I will chase down to see if it's accurate most of the time. And so I started, like, seeing if it was true, but Eddie was. Eddie's algorithm is all 911 calls now.
Amy
It's just weird because, like, three, two days ago, it was all chit and, like, comedy stuff.
Lunchbox
Do it, lady.
Amy
Do it, lady. And then all of a sudden, last night, it goes to 911 calls. And I guess I watched one a little too long, and, man, all I have is 911 calls of different. Different situations. And then cop the body cam videos of people getting pulled over. And then also I get confession videos. People, like, being interrogated.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's, like, by detectives.
Amy
And I'm like, I cannot get out of it. I'm stuck in that world now. Like, or else I would have seen your pyramid.
Lunchbox
Mike, what do you see?
Mike
It is Japan.
Lunchbox
Japan's rocking us right now.
Mike
They're winning everything the speed is 1 petabit per second.
Lunchbox
I don't like that name. That sounds like a pedophile. I don't like that. That, like pedo.
Mike
The equivalent of a thousand terabits, which is huge.
Lunchbox
Yeah, so you could do it in a terabit. Like, my phone has one terabit and it's the biggest iPhone.
Amy
Why are you guys.
Lunchbox
Storage.
Amy
Isn't it byte?
Lunchbox
Oh, I don't know. Mike said it's like.
Mike
Oh, it's written terabits.
Lunchbox
Here it is. Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Amy
So.
Lunchbox
So, like, what does it say? Does it give the Netflix analogy? Let's see. I didn't see that because what it said was. Because they have to boil it down for me because I don't know really what a terabyte or terabit is.
Amy
Yeah, so it's like gigs. Like, you get megas. Right? Mega, Megabytes, Gigs, Terra. And then I guess the next one's pet.
Lunchbox
We don't like the name.
Mike
That's weird, as it could also download the entire Wikipedia 10,000 times in just one second.
Amy
Dang, that's fast Internet.
Lunchbox
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
In one second.
Amy
I want that on my flight.
Lunchbox
Good luck, buddy. Man, I got Southwest ain't giving you that.
Amy
I got gotten bought the WI fi on my trip to Vegas, man. Didn't work at all the whole time.
Lunchbox
Oh, so then you're just out eight bucks?
Amy
That's the worst.
Lunchbox
That's the worst.
Amy
Did not work.
Lunchbox
All right, let's take a quick break. All right, Amy, let's go over to you. What do you have?
Bobby Bones
Okay, so here's the situation with my brows, and I need yalls input on it.
Lunchbox
Your eyebrows?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, my eyebrows.
Lunchbox
Remember, we're dudes. We can't go slang for brows because we. We don't do a brows.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Did anybody know she meant eyebrows? No. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Brows.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know. I think that's normal terminology for you, but for us, we would never be like, dude, what's. You got something in your brow. Yeah, you'd be like, dude, you got some food in your eyebrow. How did it get there? Why were you eating cheesecake?
Amy
That's like, if I just said my lids, my eyelids.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Bobby Bones
So she's not speaking of, like, algorithm and things. Like on TikTok, I see a lot of people using that just for men to dye their brows at home themselves. It's like what men put on their.
Lunchbox
Beard in a LSD trip.
Amy
It is risky.
Bobby Bones
Anybody here ever use just for men?
Lunchbox
I did. I have two Gray spots in my beard. When I was doing television and I had a bit of a beard, I dyed the two gray spots, and they dyed the wrong colors because I can't. I'm colorblind. I should have had somebody pick the color color for me. So I dyed my beard, and it was off. And so then I had to shave it all off.
Amy
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
So I tried that because it comes with a little toothbrush. And I was like, let me just do this. And then, because it was just like, stubble, and I was like, let me try the stubble thing. It was like an idol. It looked terrible.
Amy
Here's the thing, Amy, with Just for Men, we always know when someone's using Just For Men. Like, the beards are always a little darker than it would normally be. Really?
Lunchbox
I don't. Because I think I have a color difference.
Amy
Oh, cuz you're.
Lunchbox
I can't really tell. Yeah, that's. I couldn't even tell my own.
Amy
The rest of us, we can. We can tell, like, anyone that dyes their beard, it's just darker than any beard would normally be. So I think it might be noticeable. Is that what you're asking?
Lunchbox
Well, we haven't noticed yours.
Bobby Bones
Well, I haven't done anything with it yet. It's just on my algorithm, that sort of thing is popping up. Like, girls at home, they're like, stop paying to get your brows dyed. And, you know, I've been on this brow journey. I still have one or two more. Next week, I go in for another laser to get rid of the redness under my skin because the microblading is still there, so I have redness. But if I dye the hair. Because also what's happening with the lasers, which only girls might be interested in this, but it's. The laser is color making my hairs gray. My eyebrow hairs, like, I leave there, and they're white. They're like a white gray color because the laser, like, sucks all the color out. So I need to dye them.
Lunchbox
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
During all this, and I'm thinking of using Just For Men. Like, I have to go to the store, I guess, and get the hair color. And I guess I'm just gonna get brown. What? I just didn't know if y' all had color.
Lunchbox
Match it, like paint.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. That's what I see the girls on Tick Tock doing. And so I'm like, well, this can't be that hard. And maybe I brush it on. And then. So anyways, I'm probably gonna do it. I didn't know if Y' all had experience or just for men? But if I come in and they're a little dark, just give me a minute because they'll fade. Now Eddie's like, I don't think.
Lunchbox
I don't think we would have know even if it was dark. I don't think we'd have paid enough attention to it.
Bobby Bones
Well, you notice my money pieces on my hair?
Lunchbox
Yeah, but those were like, blonde.
Eddie
Yeah, those were pretty obvious.
Bobby Bones
Well, I know, but I didn't ask for them.
Lunchbox
Yeah, money pieces.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, anyway, I'm gonna try just ferment on my brows.
Lunchbox
I got a haircut the other day. My. My gray is now my facial hair. Not my hair on the top of my head and, like the back of my neck. Like any, like, body hair around my hair is, like turning gray. Weird.
Amy
But it hasn't affected your.
Lunchbox
Actually, not my. No, I mean, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
Not your hair. Hair. Well, you could just ferment your body hair.
Lunchbox
My body hair is not gray, though. Like, I have a little bit of chest hair.
Amy
It's just a face.
Lunchbox
It's just like my face. Weird. Yep. And that's. And you can see I did a video, a tick tock video during vacation. And I was like, I don't care. I didn't shave for the video or anything. And you can just see. I look like Pat Santa Patchy Santa Claus growing it out. But I. Yeah, I'm not good at colors. I have very sensitive eyes to light as well.
Bobby Bones
I've learned, like, sunlight.
Lunchbox
Just in general. Like lights. Light in general. I have. My eyes are really sensitive to light. Probably more sensitive than normal. I don't know the difference because I only know my own eyes. Same thing with my vision. Right. Like, my right eye has never worked. It's 8%, but I don't know the difference. I don't know what it would be like to work. So it's not like I feel like I'm missing anything.
Amy
That's why Bono wears sunglasses. He's sensitive.
Lunchbox
Right?
Amy
You should do it. You should do that. Just roll with sunglasses everywhere you go.
Lunchbox
I was hating Albino's glasses, though. Like, three weeks ago. You were? Yeah. Morgan, what is your story?
Morgan
Okay, so I have the most expensive celebrity weddings versus not. Because we just talked about all the Bezos stuff and there. Did you guys see the cost of their total wedding?
Lunchbox
I've seen a few stories, but I don't know there was ever like an actual factual cost. What do they say?
Morgan
So reportedly it costs 50 million in total.
Amy
That's Nothing.
Lunchbox
That's crazy. I wonder if they paid for all their guests to get over there too, like, privately.
Bobby Bones
Well, a lot of the guys. Well, that's what I saw. So many people were frustrated that the guests flew private, like, on their own private, instead of combined. Like, why couldn't some of them at least fly private together?
Lunchbox
Well, okay, if the planes only hold 8 to 10, and, like, a Kardashian takes, like, 14 people with them.
Bobby Bones
Oh, true.
Lunchbox
So I would say that there's just not enough room unless they're getting one of those Air Force One and, like, a jumbo jet. Mike, what do you see?
Mike
Says he did pay for them to travel.
Lunchbox
He did. That's awesome. Crazy. Wow. 50 million bucks. Ah, man. You ever look at that when they're. When someone's spending that kind of money and just go, like. Or like, I'll see Charles Barclay gambling and go, man, he's just gambling per hand. Like, I would just like one of those.
Amy
Just one.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. Can I just have one of those?
Bobby Bones
Don't you think, like, childhood, you, Bobby, or even some people may look at you now and be like, oh, yeah, yeah. He buys, like, $200 baseball cards and just opens up the box.
Lunchbox
It's all relative. Absolutely right. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Morgan, what else do you have from that story?
Morgan
Okay, so you want to hear about some of them? Like the crazy one. So Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's wedding was about $1 million, and they had a wall of caviar and a performance from Billy Preston.
Bobby Bones
Who's that?
Lunchbox
Billy Preston feels like a voice actor.
Amy
It sounds like Bill Preston. Esquire. Bill and Ted's. Isn't that his name?
Lunchbox
Ted Theodore Logan.
Morgan
He's American. Keyboard player and singer, songwriter. He's like R B vibes.
Lunchbox
Billy Preston. Yeah, I'm looking at him here. Let me see if any songs. I know Billy Preston. Did he do the first ever snl?
Amy
The first ever.
Lunchbox
Maybe not. I don't know. He died of kidney failure. He played with the Beatles. Ringo, starring his All Star Band. Yeah.
Mike
He was the first musical guest in 1975.
Lunchbox
Wow. How did you know? On SNL? Yeah. Dang. I don't know where that came from as a while. Yeah, that's crazy, because I didn't even know who it was. It's. That's crazy. What else, Morgan? Who?
Morgan
Okay, so Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. You know, they weren't married very long, but their wedding was also $1 million, and her ring itself was 850,000.
Lunchbox
And I'm sure that's not part of the wedding. Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Morgan
Very different.
Amy
Go ahead.
Morgan
Okay. And then we have Russell Brand and Katy perry. Theirs cost 2 million dol.
Lunchbox
By the way, none of these have worked out. And I don't. It's. I don't think it's just that they paid a bunch of money and that means if you paid a bunch of money, it doesn't work out. I think it is that celebrity culture and they have a bunch of money because they're celebrities in that celebrity culture. And that mostly is why it's not working out. But it is kind of funny to hear all these really expensive ones. What about theirs?
Morgan
And so there's. They. It was at a tiger sanctuary.
Lunchbox
That's pretty cool.
Amy
Surrounded by tigers.
Lunchbox
I wouldn't want that. That Joe Exotic is up there. Do you take him?
Amy
I saw that guy. The other guy got arrested.
Lunchbox
Russell Brand?
Amy
No, no, the guy from Tiger.
Lunchbox
Oh, for like money laundering or something too.
Amy
Yeah, the. He was the villain of the show. Kind of.
Lunchbox
Or some money crime, I should say. I saw that. I just saw the headline.
Amy
The guy with a soul patch didn't.
Lunchbox
Click into it, but yeah, give me a cheap one.
Morgan
Okay, hold on. Let me go. Let me go down.
Lunchbox
Luckily, when we had our Caitlin, I had our wedding because when I hear a music guest. We didn't pay any. Our music guests. They were our friends. Yes. Can you imagine if I had to pay Ronnie Dunn. Yeah. Ronnie down for Brooks. And done. Dan and Shay sang our first dance. Rascal Flat.
Amy
That's expensive.
Lunchbox
That would have been a. To hire all of them. It would have been a two million dollar wedding.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Kramer, Kramer.
Lunchbox
Dj. Yeah, go ahead, Morgan.
Morgan
So Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell's wedding was at the Beverly Hills county clerk's office. And it would cost $142, including gas. And they had a cake that said the world's worst wedding afterwards.
Lunchbox
Feels like a bit.
Amy
Yeah. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Eddie
It doesn't feel real.
Morgan
So then we have Ed Sheeran. There's. There's not an estimated cost, but they did a quiet ceremony at his country estate. So, like they didn't even rent anything out. They just did it at home.
Lunchbox
Although I will say these are celebrities. They did the cheap ones. They're still together. Yeah. I don't think the sample size is big enough to just universally go. You spend a bunch. But here's some celebrities and celebrity culture that spent very little. And both of those are still together, those couples. Yeah.
Amy
But I feel Bezos and his so they'll be together forever.
Lunchbox
I feel like. I feel like they're older and they have understandings.
Eddie
Yeah, she's not going anywhere. It's only if he wants to leave.
Morgan
Okay, I got another one. Cameron Diaz.
Eddie
True.
Lunchbox
I mean, I don't fully disagree with that. I don't know enough about them, but yeah, the point is, Jeff Bezos, with that kind of money, you can have anything, almost anything you want. And that's why I think there are probably understandings in that relationship. Like, if Bezos had a talent and he sees something he likes, he probably gets it. I'm not talking about buying shoes.
Bobby Bones
You think so?
Lunchbox
I don't know. But I would say, guys, billionaires like, that there aren't limits. Like, they make their own limits, and they don't get in a relationship if all of their needs aren't covered and discovered initially.
Amy
That's crazy.
Lunchbox
But, yeah, I see that, because that's not something. He didn't get rich while they were together and then get exposed to having whatever he wanted. He already had the ability to have it. So I'm sure whatever he likes, he gets to continue liking. And she probably is okay with that and has known that the whole time. So there's no. There's. There's no. There's no cheating. There's no dishonesty, because it's all. Because it's always been the thing. But that's just me speculating. But there aren't even, like, couples in Nashville that are famous to do that crap. So it's not even that crazy.
Amy
I've heard. I've heard of things.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like you. Who I would know. Okay. Yeah, like I would ever say that. Right here.
Eddie
I don't know any.
Lunchbox
It's not okay. But yeah, that's. That's kind of. With some people, that's what they like. And their partner knows what they like when they start to be their partner. So when they do get married, it's already understood what they like. So there's never an introduction to something that's uncomfortable because they've always known. And it's nothing illegal, and it's not even dishonest if it is talked about openly. So, yeah, it can be weird.
Amy
Yeah, big time.
Lunchbox
It can be weird. But it doesn't mean that it's cheating or within the restraints of that marriage. Wrong.
Amy
But just because there's understanding and all that does the strength of the marriage.
Lunchbox
Like, I think to define what strength is universally would be unfair to anything because I think it makes some era just stronger and I think some, yes, it could be polluted with distrust and dishonesty and it would make it worse. But I think to universally say either way would. Would be wrong because I know some of them. I think it does make it stronger because one person is out doing his thing on the road and he does whatever, and the understanding is, don't say anything about it when you get home. And I'll act like there's nothing there.
Amy
But I know, oh, that's crazy. I just don't know how that works.
Lunchbox
But he gets his and she gets hers. Meaning she has unlimited access to whatever she wants because they're. They both have different needs in the relationship. And if hers and I may be switching up his and hers for the sake of the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if hers is, I want to spend all the money and I want to go on trips, and sometimes you're with me, sometimes you're not, and that's what I want. And he's like, cool, well, this is what I want. They've talked about it. They know it, they do it. If it makes a relationship stronger for when they're together, then that's how they do it. And it's weird, but it doesn't mean it's wrong.
Amy
We need a documentary on this.
Lunchbox
No one's gonna. But mostly the people that are the weirdest are the ones that act like they're not weird at all.
Eddie
Yeah. Like the pool boy in that President University, Liberty, most of the pool.
Lunchbox
And the ones that are, like, against things. You see a lot of people that are, especially in politics that are secretly gay, being against gay people. So. Yeah, cool, cool. Marriage talk there.
Bobby Bones
Wait, I have.
Morgan
This is my last one.
Lunchbox
Okay, go ahead.
Morgan
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden. They died. They got married in the back of their house in a large tent with flowers and candles.
Amy
They still married?
Lunchbox
I think so, yeah. Lunchboxer story.
Eddie
There's this woman that I thought, I mean literally thought she was undateable, but she was spotted out at dinner with a dude, former army guy, now owns a gun store. And it appears they are dating. And her name is Casey Anthony.
Lunchbox
This is my theory. It doesn't matter how crazy you are. If you're hot, a dude's gonna not care a bit.
Amy
Casey Anthony. Can you give me a background on her?
Bobby Bones
Killed her daughter. Allegedly, but didn't. Okay, does that cover it?
Lunchbox
Yes.
Amy
Yeah, now I know who you're talking about.
Lunchbox
Like, was acquitted, right?
Eddie
Yeah. Not guilty.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Was found not guilty. So I don't even think you say allegedly, because I think she was found not guilty, right? I don't know that.
Bobby Bones
Then I said, but didn't.
Lunchbox
Well, you said killed her daughter. Okay, so allegedly she was thought to have killed her daughter, then the court system acquitted her.
Amy
There we go.
Bobby Bones
Right?
Amy
That covers all of it.
Lunchbox
But it still feels weird. Yeah.
Amy
And she's pretty, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Eddie
I think it's taking a toll on her, guys.
Lunchbox
I would think so. Yeah. A couple things. One, just getting older and then two. Yeah, I would think that too.
Eddie
Like, she used to look pretty hot, but when they were sitting at this dinner, I was like, ah, man, she looks kind of.
Amy
Who took the picture, though? Is it like just someone sneaking in a picture?
Eddie
Yeah, I think it's someone sitting across the restaurant.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's. That's tough.
Eddie
And she looks. She has this short haircut now and just looks very.
Lunchbox
Does she live in Tennessee?
Eddie
I think so. Somewhere near here is what? Someone said she was moving here.
Lunchbox
Someone said, I heard that, too.
Eddie
Yeah. She was spotted leaving a Tennessee condo in September 2024.
Lunchbox
I still stand by the fact that there's a guy, there's always a guy that is so motivated by looks, they will date a psycho killer that's. That's murdered 10 people once they get out of jail if they're hot enough. Because guys are that motivated. My dog Stanley is so food motivated, he'll run through a wall for food. He'll Kool Aid man a wall. He's food motivated. I think guys are, generally speaking, completely looks motivated. And then the other things need to fall in place with some. But with guys, you're not going to get a bunch of dudes that will see somebody they're not attracted to and continue to pursue it. Now, they may find somebody they're really attracted to and then decide it's not for them. But I don't know any guys who go, man, I'm just not attracted, but let's just give it a chance. Where women, they have the depth to do that, to go. It's not just about looks. I think guys are very visually motivated.
Amy
But some guys that are in prison, don't they, like, find love, too? Like where a woman will fall in love with them, go visit them, and then when they get out, they get married.
Lunchbox
There are cases of that. Yes. And I think a bit of that, that's a bit different than just looks. I think the people I compare it to, like vulnerable people that get scammed. I think there's a vulnerability to a person who looks to have a relationship with someone that's locked Away.
Eddie
Yeah. There's a good reality show if you want to check it out. It's called Love After Lockup.
Lunchbox
And I would bet those people don't seem like they're fully fluid. Like, what?
Amy
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
It's interesting. But I mean, I was just thinking about this dude. He's sitting at dinner with Casey Anthony. His pictures out there everywhere. Now my whole thing is like, if he's gonna go home and meet. She's gonna go home and meet his parents. Hey, guys, I'm dating this woman. Oh, we can't wait to meet her. And he brings her in. It's like, hi. This Casey Anthony, her. The parents had to be like, what?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
You brought Casey Anthony to my house?
Lunchbox
I think the difference is the dude's not 17 and the parents aren't 47. If it's an adult man with parents, they're like 80. And they're like.
Amy
Or maybe not.
Lunchbox
I don't have the Internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a bit different though. But yes. That's crazy.
Amy
Would you ask Lunchbox? Would you ask her, like, if you were dating her?
Lunchbox
Like, did you do it?
Amy
Did you do it?
Eddie
You gotta ask her something about it.
Lunchbox
I feel like she has to say early, though. She didn't do it. I feel like before you can ask. I think when she's like, yeah, I'm the person from the news, like, you probably have read about me. I didn't do it. I think that that happens unless you.
Eddie
Conversation has to take place. Right.
Lunchbox
I agree. Yeah, that's. That's tough. Final story, Eddie.
Amy
There's a surfer in Australia, 17 years old, went out surfing and then never came home. And then they're like. The parents were like, has anyone seen him? Please? He went surfing at this time, this beach, and everyone went out looking for him. No one found him until the next day. They found him seven miles away on some, like, random island.
Lunchbox
On an island?
Amy
He spent the night on a random island. I don't even.
Lunchbox
They don't even know how he, like, floated there. Right?
Amy
Yeah. I mean, that's obviously the only way.
Lunchbox
What I heard was he took a.
Amy
Lozenge, he laid down with his dog.
Lunchbox
He laid down on a board. Yeah, that stories. Because Lunchbox had the story yesterday. The guy at the hotel, Right?
Amy
Not this one.
Lunchbox
What?
Amy
Okay, different story.
Lunchbox
Well, no. Who?
Bobby Bones
No, it wasn't this.
Amy
Oh, me, me, me.
Lunchbox
Oh, it was you.
Amy
I'm telling you, dude, I'm on this weird algorithm.
Lunchbox
Them. Good point.
Amy
Missing.
Lunchbox
A missing surfer 19 has been found alive after spending a night on his longboard. Darcy Def Holtz was discovered by rescuers on a remote and uninhabited island. It's one in a million who survives this, said his father without naming the teenager. They shared multiple video from the search. What do you think happened? We doing this?
Amy
I mean, floated. I think he just, you know, I think currents are weird, and sometimes you go a little too far and you just can't get back. And he just floated away or.
Bobby Bones
But, like, was he on a float?
Amy
No, he was longboard. It's a flotation device.
Eddie
And so then he eventually just gives up paddling back.
Lunchbox
Right.
Eddie
And is like, I'm just gonna float.
Lunchbox
Wherever I can float until he sees.
Amy
Some sort of land and then starts paddling that way.
Lunchbox
But is he speaking? We have his parents talking.
Amy
Not yet. Not yet.
Lunchbox
But he's also 19, so it's not like he's 15. Yeah, but no one's saying foul play at all in any way. It's just how lucky he is to survive. But he's not saying, like, a current got him.
Amy
Well, how lucky is survive? I think one day. Like, we could all survive one day. But what's crazy is to survive him.
Eddie
Hold on, Eddie. Survive? He floated seven miles.
Amy
Yeah, but you're just floating like, that's not a day.
Lunchbox
That's, like, the odds of you floating away and being found at all. More so than the time span. Yeah, yeah. No, it's a crazy story.
Eddie
And then he just happened to come upon this island. Like, that's crazy. That's bananas.
Amy
Like, sometimes we'll fly over the ocean, and I look down and was like, how could you find anything out here?
Lunchbox
You do look down, though.
Amy
I look down. I don't look up.
Lunchbox
Okay. I'm trying to get your directional perspectives.
Amy
I look down all the time when I'm walking. Where am I stepping? You know, make sure I don't step on a snake.
Lunchbox
That's a good point there.
Amy
Yeah. Looking up. Don't do it very often.
Lunchbox
Let me do one voicemail, then we're gonna run. Ray, give me voicemail number two on the list there. Eddie has the tendency of backing out of challenges when it's like the day before. So I feel like if he backs out, he needs to be on the Wheel of Punishment with no free spaces and maybe throw this challenge on the Wheel of Punishment if he does back out. Thank you. I understand your sentiment, and thank you for calling. The difference is this was an offer to Eddie going, would you like to pursue this not you did something wrong. You're going to pursue this. You're going to be punished. So this was an offer of 70 hot dogs in 24 hours for $700. The money, when it went from 500 to 600, I was like, okay, now I think it's. Now it's real. And then when Lunchbox does another hundred, got real serious. Then it's almost like you gotta give it a run.
Amy
Gotta try it.
Lunchbox
Like, I might lift it another hundred. Let's say I were to take it to 800. Let's just say. No, no, I'm not there yet. But let's just say if you don't even do 30, you have to pay me back. You have to pay me 50 bucks.
Amy
30?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Okay, go up to 800. And if I don't hit the 30 mark, I pay you how much?
Lunchbox
Well, we're in negotiations here.
Amy
I like it. I like it. Let's go to 25.
Lunchbox
Oh, I want to do 45.
Amy
No, 30. You start at 30. Why would you.
Lunchbox
No, I just threw a number out there.
Amy
Okay, 30's fine.
Lunchbox
Then.
Amy
44 hours.
Lunchbox
40 in 24 hours.
Amy
No, 40. 30.
Lunchbox
If you're at 30, I'm a 40. We'll do 35.
Amy
35.
Lunchbox
Deal. How did you just fall for that whole thing?
Amy
And how do I. How much do I pay you?
Lunchbox
50 bucks.
Amy
Okay. Because I can do 35. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
You can do 35 hot dogs? For sure.
Amy
100. I can do 35.
Lunchbox
So you are at least on the hook now for something.
Amy
Yeah, because I don't want to pay you. You don't have to pay 800. We're at 800.
Lunchbox
Yeah, because I'll do six. Amy does 100. Lunchbox has 100.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
But if you do over 35, but you don't do 70, you don't make any money.
Amy
Right. I just don't pay the penalty.
Lunchbox
Right.
Amy
I get it.
Lunchbox
I feel better about that. Because then it's not like you eat 10, and you're like, nah, you know.
Amy
I don't know, dude.
Lunchbox
I'm just, oh, are you back?
Amy
I'm not backing out. It's just that, like, every time I eat a meal, I'm so full after, like, two minutes of eating, and I'm like, oh, I can't have another bite of chicken.
Lunchbox
Like, do you ever think it's because you keep yourself full?
Amy
No.
Lunchbox
That you're always snacking?
Amy
I don't always snack.
Lunchbox
No. I'm just asking if that's it. Like, you always feel so full because you're eating tight windows.
Amy
You picture me with, like, bar snacks sitting on the couch. No, dude. Like, I eat three meals a day like everyone else, but, like, even after just a bowl of chicken and rice, I'm like, oh, how am I gonna. I just don't know how I'm gonna do it. I know that I can do. If I. If I really challenge myself, I can do probably 40 in 24 hours, so. But 70 is gonna be so hard.
Lunchbox
Maybe next week. Maybe the week after. For sure, though. And we will stream it on our Bobby Bones Show YouTube page. So go and follow the YouTube page.
Amy
This is gonna be the biggest thing of the year. It could be the Internet.
Lunchbox
Oh, the whole.
Amy
Oh, the whole Internet. Dude.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Let me tell you, like, Joey chest.
Lunchbox
It'll be big.
Amy
No doubt.
Lunchbox
It'll be the biggest streaming thing that we've done in years. But I don't think it's going to be the biggest thing on the Internet.
Amy
Because I saw, like. Because I wouldn't have tried this, but they've done it in, like a week.
Lunchbox
Or, like, I wouldn't pay 600 for something if I didn't feel like it could be big enough number wise. Yeah. Because I'm paying my own money.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you donated a thousand dollars to watch me shoot baskets.
Lunchbox
Yeah. That was to charity, though.
Amy
This is to Eddie, which is a charity.
Lunchbox
No, it's not a charity. It's not a charity. A bit of a difference. But the basket thing was big. That was good. Like, that was a big, big thing for us.
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't think we thought I could actually do it, Eddie. We think you can do it, but.
Amy
Amy, I don't believe.
Lunchbox
We believe in you, Eddie.
Amy
I don't believe you.
Lunchbox
We believe in you. Okay, we're done.
Bobby Bones
Why would I put my money in it if I didn't believe you?
Amy
Because you know you're not gonna spend that money.
Lunchbox
No, that's why Lunchbox threw his hands.
Eddie
That's why I put my money.
Bobby Bones
That's not why. To be clear, that's I did it way before Lunchbox and my motive was not the same.
Amy
I think hers was, Eddie deserves the hundred.
Lunchbox
No, I think hers was she wanted to actually see you try contribute toward a really good bid on the show. And I think she was like, well, if he's gonna put 500 up, I want to be supportive of the show because she knows I'm using my own money because the companies give me money to do this crap. And so I think Amy was being selfless and going, I'll put 100 bucks up to hopefully get the bit going.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Exactly. Like, I definitely am not in the same bucket as why Lunchbox donated.
Amy
I mean, Amy is the only one that has vocally said, like, I think you can do it.
Lunchbox
I don't think you can do it.
Amy
Right.
Lunchbox
You don't think I can do it?
Amy
Lunchbox definitely doesn't.
Lunchbox
I'm only paying the money. I'm not even lying. I'm paying the money because I just want to see the spectacle. I'm buying a ticket to the carnival, bro. That's it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but what if part of it is mental? Eddie can't be going into it with all this negativity that he can't do it. I mean, some of it, he needs to believe he can do it.
Amy
I'm not worried. Worried about the mental part. Like, I feel like I can. Like, I. I can tell myself right now that I can do it. It's my body. I don't know if my body can handle 70 hot dogs.
Lunchbox
Well, now he's on the hook, though, for at least 50 bucks.
Amy
Correct.
Lunchbox
So that does give him a different motivation. Yeah. I love how you let me negotiate up from the number I gave you to begin with.
Amy
It's not even that. It's just that in my mind, I already knew I can hit 40.
Lunchbox
Okay, I like it. We're done. Thank you, guys. Appreciate you being here. So st. Hope you have a good weekend, and we will see you on Monday. Bye, everybody. This is an iHeart podcast.
Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: FRI PT 2: Why Lunchbox Thinks Morgan Needs To Grow Up + Amy Describes Her Psychedelic Trips + Wrinkle To Eddie’s Hot Dog Challenge
Release Date: July 11, 2025
Host/Authors: Bobby Bones, Lunchbox, Amy, Morgan, Eddie, and Mike
Publisher: Premiere Networks
In this engaging episode of The Bobby Bones Show, the hosts dive into a trio of lively topics: the ongoing banter over Morgan's choice in headphones, Amy's personal experiences with psychedelic trips, and the initiation of Eddie's ambitious hot dog challenge. The conversation is peppered with humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful debates, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.
The episode kicks off with a playful yet heated discussion about Morgan's headphones. Lunchbox expresses concern over the quality, suggesting that Morgan's inexpensive, colorful headphones might be causing technical issues for the team.
The conversation intensifies as Eddie claims that Morgan's headphones are the root cause of equipment malfunctions, leading to debates about the impact of cheap audio gear on their setup.
Despite differing opinions, the consensus leans towards Morgan needing to upgrade her headphones. The hosts humorously discuss potential replacements, color preferences, and the practicality of their choices.
The segment highlights the camaraderie and teasing nature of the group, all while addressing genuine technical concerns.
Shifting gears, the hosts delve into the realm of psychedelics, with Amy sharing her personal trips and experiences. The conversation explores the benefits and challenges of guided psychedelic sessions versus automated AI-guided trips.
Amy discusses the physical challenges of ketamine trips, emphasizing the importance of professional supervision to ensure safety.
The dialogue touches on the duality of experiencing altered states while maintaining a sense of awareness, likening the experience to wearing VR glasses.
Amy recounts her struggles with sleeping pills, sharing how they led to blackouts and dangerous situations, contrasting her experience with Bobby's more supervised trips.
The segment offers a candid look into the personal journeys of the hosts, highlighting both the transformative potential and the risks associated with psychedelic use.
The discussion takes a conspiratorial turn as Lunchbox introduces the topic of Japan's development of "spy bees"—tiny drones designed for surveillance and potential military applications.
The hosts debate the plausibility of such technology, the government's role in concealing advancements, and the tactics used to discredit genuine sightings through the flooding of fake information.
The conversation extends to broader themes of governmental secrecy, misinformation, and the impact of social media algorithms on public perception. They touch upon various conspiracy theories, including the infamous "Tic Tac" UFO sightings and the JFK files, illustrating their skepticism and curiosity.
This segment underscores the hosts' inclination towards questioning official narratives and exploring alternative explanations for unexplained phenomena.
Morgan shifts the conversation to celebrity culture, specifically the exorbitant costs associated with high-profile weddings. The hosts compare lavish ceremonies to more intimate, low-budget weddings, analyzing the sustainability and happiness associated with each approach.
They discuss various celebrity weddings, from Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s $1 million affair to Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell’s modest ceremony, pondering whether higher spending correlates with lasting relationships.
The dialogue highlights differing perspectives on whether lavish spending enhances or detracts from relationship stability, offering insights into the complexities of celebrity relationships.
In the final segment, the hosts introduce Eddie’s upcoming hot dog challenge, a daunting task that involves consuming a significant number of hot dogs within a set timeframe. The negotiation process is filled with humor and friendly competition as they set the rules and stakes for the challenge.
The challenge is designed to test Eddie's limits, with discussions about motivation, financial stakes, and the potential impact on their show's dynamics. The lighthearted banter and supportive atmosphere underscore the camaraderie among the hosts as they embark on this entertaining endeavor.
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully weaves together humorous debates, personal stories, and intriguing discussions on technology and celebrity culture. From the playful critique of Morgan's headphones to the deeper exploration of psychedelic experiences and government conspiracies, the hosts offer a rich tapestry of content that entertains and engages listeners. The introduction of Eddie’s hot dog challenge promises exciting developments for future episodes, keeping the audience eagerly anticipating what's next.
Stay tuned to The Bobby Bones Show for more captivating conversations and entertaining segments. Don’t forget to follow their YouTube page for the latest updates and exclusive content!