The Bobby Bones Show — Best Bits with Eddie: Hot Dogs, 401Ks, Being a Dad & More
Host: Morgan (with guest Eddie)
Date: September 13, 2025
Episode Theme:
A listener Q&A episode where Morgan and show member Eddie answer questions from fans, covering serious and lighthearted topics—ranging from Eddie’s hot dog aversion, opening a 401K, being a dad, kids and tech, to favorite Cowboys memories.
Main Topics & Key Insights
1. Warm-Up & Listener Shout-Outs (03:00–04:10)
- Morgan reads shout-outs praising Eddie for his energy (“woos”) and likeability.
- Eddie reflects on his “woos” being sometimes frowned upon in the studio, saying:
“I get excited. I do. It happens sometimes and it just comes out, you know.” — Eddie (03:21)
- They joke about sneaking in the “woos” as Easter eggs going forward.
2. Eddie’s Hot Dog Aversion (04:11–07:18)
- Eddie confirms he hasn’t eaten a hot dog since his food challenge, explaining he associates the smell with the ordeal:
“Whatever memory it made in my mind, as soon as I smell that when there’s a hot dog on a grill, I gag a little bit.” (04:37)
- Describes habits of associating certain foods/drinks with activities, like beer with golf, and how his memories now block hot dogs at baseball games.
- Morgan chimes in with foods she can’t eat due to past overconsumption (fettuccine alfredo and Fireball).
- Eddie adds a story about overdoing vodka-soaked fruit and now being unable to eat watermelon easily.
3. Financial Talk: 401Ks & Robinhood (07:21–09:17)
- Listener asks why Eddie hasn’t opened a 401K.
- Eddie reveals he tried but got stalled by needing to make phone calls:
“Anytime you’re like, you got to get in the call and they’re going to put you on hold for a little bit, I, like, opt out. No. Every single time.” (08:07)
- Morgan urges him to prioritize retirement funds, suggesting he could use both 401K and Robinhood, but Eddie’s aversion to phone-based admin is a barrier.
- Their playful banter pokes at generational struggles with financial systems and procrastination.
4. Football Fandom: Ultimate Cowboy (09:29–11:53)
- Favorite/ultimate Dallas Cowboy player(s): Eddie chooses current player CeeDee Lamb, and "all-time" goes with Emmitt Smith, Deion Sanders, Troy Aikman, and Michael Irvin.
- Morgan pokes fun at the “America’s Team” label and the Cowboys’ struggles to win Super Bowls:
“If there’s one thing I know about football is that the Cowboys don’t often win.” — Morgan (10:08)
- Eddie passionately defends the franchise and acknowledges why non-fans dislike the Cowboys:
“It’s always like, we’re always like, ‘it’s our year, we’re going to win’, and then we don’t. I understand.” (11:15)
5. Celeb Encounters & Family Reactions (11:54–13:41)
- On whether his family thinks it's cool he meets celebrities:
- Eddie: “It is kind of cool that famous people know my name... But my kids feel like everyone’s dad knows everyone.” (12:19)
- Morgan asks if his kids listen to famous musicians.
- Eddie’s oldest is into hip hop but explores classic bands—finds music for himself (Radiohead, CCR, Stevie Wonder).
- After a Pearl Jam concert, Eddie’s middle child becomes obsessed, much to his wife’s chagrin:
“Your dad ruined Pearl Jam for me. And now you’re ruining it again…” — Eddie (13:41)
- Youngest just loves music, makes "Whoomp! There It Is" his pre-baseball game anthem.
6. Social Media and Parenting: Kids & Cell Phones (17:23–23:39)
- Only the oldest son has a phone; lately, he wants Snapchat, claiming it’s how all his friends communicate.
- Eddie seeks guidance on whether to allow Snapchat, recognizing privacy and content dangers.
- Morgan shares that Snapchat is “the sneaky one,” used for temporary, private communication:
“It is a way that kids communicate, and I do think he could responsibly have it.” — Morgan (21:32)
- They discuss giving kids autonomy, why behavior patterns offline are key indicators of online responsibility, and the advantages of Apple Watch as an alternative for younger kids.
7. Life in Austin — What Eddie Misses Most (23:57–25:54)
- Eddie misses friends and family in Austin most.
- Returning visits are stressful due to demand on his time but memorable (like Airbnb parties with everyone).
- Misses Austin’s food: “Texas brisket... Austin is the Mecca for, like, barbecue, and I miss all that.” (25:54)
8. Becoming a Parent: Advice Segment (26:06–28:46)
- Listener Tegan seeks advice on having her first child.
- Morgan stresses both parents should be excited, with special note on the mother’s experience.
- Eddie acknowledges it’s “life-changing” but reassures her:
“Somehow, some way, we are equipped to raise children... as soon as that baby was born, my wife knew what to do. I turned into this very soft, caring human that I never really was before.” (27:39)
- Encourages listeners: Don’t let nerves about not being "ready" stop you, but only have kids if, deep down, you want to.
- Reflects humorously: “I felt like my life was ending when I found out we were pregnant with our first... the life as I know it is no longer gonna be the same. But that wasn’t the case.” (28:11)
Notable Quotes & Moments
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On Food Aversion:
“Whatever memory it made in my mind, as soon as I smell that when there’s a hot dog on a grill, I gag a little bit.” — Eddie (04:37)
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On Retirement Planning:
“Anytime you’re like, you got to get in the call and they’re going to put you on hold for a little bit, I, like, opt out.” — Eddie (08:07)
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On Parent Life Transition:
“...as soon as that baby was born, my wife knew what to do. I turned into this very soft, caring human that I never really was before.” — Eddie (27:39)
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On Music & Parenting:
“He loves [Pearl Jam]... to the point where my wife’s like, stop playing Pearl Jam... your dad ruined Pearl Jam for me. And now you’re ruining it again…” — Eddie (13:41)
Timestamps of Key Segments
- Shout-outs & Eddie’s “Woos”: 03:00–04:10
- Hot Dog Aversion Stories: 04:11–07:18
- 401Ks, Robinhood, and Phone Phobia: 07:21–09:17
- Ultimate Cowboy Discussion: 09:29–11:53
- Celebrity Encounters & Kids’ Perceptions: 11:54–13:41
- Parenting & Kids with Tech: 17:23–23:39
- Missing Austin, TX: 23:57–25:54
- Advice on Having a First Child: 26:06–28:46
Episode Tone & Takeaway
The conversation is light, friendly, and full of relatable humor about parenting foibles, nostalgia for home, food regrets, and financial procrastination. Eddie and Morgan’s chemistry makes the episode flow like an honest catch-up with friends—providing both practical advice and plenty of laughs. Fans of the show will enjoy Eddie’s insights on fatherhood, music, and being a lifelong Cowboys fan, while casual listeners will appreciate the real, unvarnished look at the little dilemmas everyone faces.