Lunchbox Answers All The Dad Questions & Marriage Advice for Morgan

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Lunchbox Answers All The Dad Questions & Marriage Advice for Morgan
Date: January 10, 2026
Host: Premiere Networks
Featured Guests: Lunchbox, Morgan, co-host

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Episode Overview

In this lively and candid Q&A episode, Lunchbox tackles listener questions about parenting, his approach to social media and privacy for his kids, his own childhood stories, and closes with personal marriage advice for Morgan. Alongside a co-host and Morgan, the conversation is honest, irreverent, and peppered with stories from Lunchbox’s family life and trademark humor. The group also touches on generational differences in parenting and lets listeners peek behind the curtain at Lunchbox’s personal boundaries and family traditions.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Amusement Parks & Childhood Memories

00:51–03:36

• Listeners greet Lunchbox and Morgan, prompting playful banter about childhood amusement parks like Dreamland (Ohio), Joyland (Kansas), and Worlds of Fun (Kansas City):

  • Lunchbox: “Oh, that’s the greatest place ever.” (01:25)
  • The nostalgia leads Lunchbox to reflect on potentially traumatizing kids with thrill rides and the importance of waiting until children are old enough to enjoy them.

• Lunchbox also mentions hanging out with family-friend “No Teeth Keith” over the holidays, sharing the quirky lingo his kids imitate and fond memories of watching football and playing games with Keith:

  • “He showed up in his 49ers sweatshirt and watched his San Francisco 49ers take down my Chicago Bears, and he did his stupid claps. Oh, kid. That was a beautiful game, kid.” (03:14)

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2. Parenting in the Age of Technology: Phones & Social Media

04:16–06:22

• Listener Question (Maria from Austin): When will Lunchbox let his kids have phones or social media?
  • Lunchbox: Earliest for a smartphone is 16.
    “The kids just don’t, they don’t need them before that. It’s just stupid.” (04:27)
  • He’s open to flip phones around middle school, but only for communication—expresses skepticism about necessity.
  • Argues that the world is safer now than ever, and worries about overbearing parenting:
    “People are a little bit more overbearing... like, relax, let your kid go out.” (05:17)
  • Firm on kids having independence, and skeptical of how society restricts harmless activities.
    “That’s how they become kids. That’s how they learn stuff. They climb trees, they go up on dirt mountains... go knock on friends doors. It’s amazing.” (06:11)

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3. Kids, Safety, and Letting Kids Be Kids

06:30–10:17

• On “ding dong ditch” pranks and why some adults overreact:
  • Lunchbox:
    “There is no way you feel unsafe because someone is ringing your doorbell... So there’s no threat. It’s not like they’re breaking down the door.” (06:33)
  • Co-host introduces the idea that mental health crises affect how people respond, referencing the Netflix documentary “The Perfect Neighbor.” (07:30)
  • Lunchbox shares a story about being chased by a neighbor for cutting through his yard as a kid, recalling his dad’s level-headed handling of an angry neighbor:
    “Well, guess what? You’re not where you used to come from. So you don’t do that here because they ain’t looking in your windows.” (09:23)
  • Reflects that today, kids might be at risk for normal childhood antics, but maintains “kids should be kids.”

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4. Family Traits and Patience

10:48–12:13

• Listener Question (Susie in Missouri): What’s one thing your kids do that drives you crazy, but they got from you?
  • Lunchbox:
    “My oldest, we are so similar in our patience level, which is not very high... He loses it. And I totally get—drives me nuts.” (11:18)
  • Admits his kids mirror his impatience and acknowledges the frustration—and humor—in seeing his own flaws reflected in them.

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5. Privacy: No Family Photos Online

13:49–15:25

• Listener Question (Chrissy in Lubbock): Will we ever get a family photo of your wife and kids?
  • Lunchbox:
    “Absolutely not. You’ll never get a picture of my wife and kids... I want them to live their life and have their individuality and their privacy.” (13:54)
  • Shares concerns about strangers recognizing his children, emphasizing their safety and autonomy.

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6. Return to Soccer and Group Dynamics

15:29–16:29

• Listener Question (Wichita): Are you still playing soccer?
  • Lunchbox has been sidelined by injury for 7 months but still considers himself part of his soccer team (at least in the group text thread):
    “They’re following along the saga. They asked me every week, ‘Hey, you playing this week?’ And I don’t know if that’s just out of pity...” (16:18)

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7. Anticipation for the Show Cruise

16:32–19:43

• Lunchbox shares excitement and some nerves over the upcoming show cruise.
  • Never been to tropical islands, only Alaskan cruises.
  • Lunchbox:
    “I am—I’ll be honest... I’m terrified of going somewhere where you can’t see land.” (17:14)
  • Co-host reassures him about cruise safety, while Lunchbox dreams of casino visits and unlimited buffets.
  • Reminisces about an extravagant room service experience gifted by a new friend in Vegas:
    “He ordered room service—one of everything, maybe two of everything on the menu... and said, ‘Congrats on your engagement.’” (19:27)

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8. Marriage Advice for Morgan

19:49–20:44

• Listener Question (Samantha from Oklahoma): Spitfire marriage advice for Morgan?
  • Lunchbox:
    “Don’t expect people to mature... The point is they fell in love with you because you’re an immature idiot. So be an immature idiot... still laugh and make fun of each other. That’s the key.” (20:09)
  • Emphasizes humor, staying true to who you are, and not forcing the other to “grow up” as the secret to a happy marriage.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The world has never been safer. Ever.” – Lunchbox (05:45)
• “People are stupid now. They really are.” – Lunchbox (05:33)
• “Let your kid go out and play. That’s how they become kids. That’s how they learn stuff.” – Lunchbox (06:12)
• “My oldest... patience level, which is not very high... He loses it. And I totally get—drives me nuts.” – Lunchbox (11:18)
• “Absolutely not. You’ll never get a picture of my wife and kids... I want them to live their life and have their individuality and their privacy.” – Lunchbox (13:54)
• “Don’t expect people to mature... still laugh and make fun of each other. That’s the key.” – Lunchbox (20:09)
• Room service in Vegas gifted by a stranger: “He ordered room service—one of everything, maybe two of everything on the menu... and said, ‘Congrats on your engagement.’” (19:27)

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Episode Timestamps

• 00:51: Listener Q&A kickoff – Childhood amusement parks
• 04:16: Kids and phones/social media
• 06:30: Safety, independence, and “ding dong ditch”
• 10:48: Kids mirroring bad habits
• 13:49: Social media privacy for kids
• 15:29: Soccer hiatus and team banter
• 16:32: Excitement & anxiety about the cruise
• 19:49: Marriage advice for Morgan

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is playful and authentic, with Lunchbox honestly addressing “dad” questions, fiercely defending his family’s privacy, and giving real, if unconventional, parenting and marriage advice. The banter is unusually candid, sometimes pointed, and always colored by nostalgia and a longing for simpler, less restrictive childhoods. Listeners get both laughter and sincere, lived-in wisdom from Lunchbox.

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Transcript

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[Podcast Announcer]

It's listener Q and A time where.

[Morgan]

Morgan and a show member answer almost all your questions.

[Co-host]

We got Jane from Ohio who said lunch. You and Morgan are my favorites. And that's how we're starting off today. Welcome to Best Fits. Let's do Q and A.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, Jane. Hold on.

[Co-host]

You need a break over there?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, I'm good. Jane from Ohio. Appreciate that. Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host]

That's our shout out to start, but we're getting right into the question.

[Lunchbox]

Jane from Ohio, have you ever been to Dreamland?

[Co-host]

Why? Is Dreamland in Ohio or something?

[Lunchbox]

It used to be. Now it's a shopping center. I just wondered if she had ever been to Dreamland.

[Co-host]

Had you ever been to Joyland in Kansas? What's that because you were born there?

[Lunchbox]

No, I've been to Worlds of Fun.

[Co-host]

No, Joyland used to happen. It was like right outside of Wichita.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Co-host]

Had a whole amusement park. It was really cool.

[Lunchbox]

No, but have you ever been to Worlds of Fun?

[Co-host]

Yeah, I've been to Worlds of Fun.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's. That's the greatest place ever.

[Co-host]

I hated it because it's like were too high and I was scared.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, well, that's where I went. I'd go to a Royals game and then we'd go to Worlds of Fun.

[Co-host]

Yeah. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And so it's still there.

[Co-host]

Yeah, it's still there.

[Lunchbox]

I wonder if my kids would like it.

[Co-host]

Yeah, it depends if they like high slides. I did not as a kid. If you take a kid really young, just gonna traumatize them for life.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, man. Okay, well, wait till they're older. Was it Ohio where Dreamland was?

[Co-host]

You said it was.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

It had to be so confident in that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I think it was okay.

[Co-host]

Did you get to hang out with no Teeth, Keith over the break? James from in Virginia 100% hung out.

[Lunchbox]

With no teeth Keith make it a priority because he is a priority in our lives always. Good to see him, because he doing.

[Co-host]

Is he in good health?

[Lunchbox]

He's great, man. He's. Hey, kid. It's so beautiful to see you. Oh, your kids are just so amazing. Oh, look at him, kid.

[Co-host]

Oh, how old is he now?

[Lunchbox]

Key is probably 69 or 70 or 71.

[Co-host]

Okay. I thought he would be older than that.

[Lunchbox]

No, he's same age as my parents.

[Co-host]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Right there. Yeah. They all.

[Co-host]

The way you talk about him, I would assume he's like 90 at this point.

[Lunchbox]

No, he just talks like. He's talked like that from forever. Like, we'll be in the car and I'll talk to him, and I'll be on the phone, and, kid, that's beautiful, kid. And I'll get off the phone. My kids will be like, dad, why'd you keep going? Kid, that's beautiful, kid. And I'm like, oh, that's it. And then. So they've met him before, you know, but kids, it's hard for them to remember if they don't see him that often. So they saw him over Christmas. I'm like, hey, guys, you know how I'm on the phone and I'm always like, kid. It's like, this is Keith. They're like, what? I don't know what you're talking about, dad. I'm like, okay, you literally make fun of me. And. Oh, kid.

[Co-host]

And this is him.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's great. Yeah. He showed up in his 49ers sweatshirt and watched his San Francisco 49ers take down my Chicago Bears, and he did his stupid class. Oh, kid. That was a beautiful game, kid. Oh, kid. How about my Niners? I'm like, all right, get out of here. Get lost.

[Co-host]

Really? Just stuck a knife.

[Lunchbox]

Really? I mean, here's the deal. I don't lose my. I'm not one of those people that's like, oh, my God, my day's ruined if they lose. It was just. It was fun to watch and fun to have him there to watch with him and, like, laugh and joke. And we played left, right, center.

[Co-host]

Okay. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

During the game with the kids. And he played and. Have you ever played that game?

[Co-host]

Yeah, I think so.

[Lunchbox]

Fantastic. Fantastic.

[Co-host]

And he loved that.

[Lunchbox]

Loved it. And he. Oh, you know, we're all in. The kids are going crazy is so fun. So great.

[Co-host]

I'm glad you guys got it.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. So, yes, we hung out. Who was that?

[Co-host]

And that was James in Virginia.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, James in Virginia. You ever been to Jamestown?

[Co-host]

Okay. When will Lunchbox let his kids have phones or social media? Maria from Austin.

[Lunchbox]

My Kids, phones. Are you talking smartphones? Earliest 16. Earliest.

[Co-host]

Okay. Better than Eddie. Eddie said 18.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the kids just don't, they don't need them before that. It's just stupid.

[Co-host]

Like, but might give them like a flip phone or something to contact you before.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, maybe middle school. I don't know. Like, why do kids need phones? Well, the only problem is to call their friends. Because when you talk to your friends, it used to be on a house phone. You don't have that anymore, so that's tough. But really we, everybody's like, well, you need a phone so you know where your kids are. Guess what? When we were kids, we didn't have phones so our parents didn't know where we were. Why can't we do that?

[Co-host]

Different world, I guess now.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not. It's not a different world.

[Guest/Bethenny Frankel]

A little bit.

[Lunchbox]

What's different about it?

[Co-host]

I think you've had technology and things that have changed people in the way that they interact with people. So people are a little bit different.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, people are a little bit more overbearing.

[Guest/Bethenny Frankel]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Like relax, let your kid go out.

[Co-host]

And play a little bit more intense. They've spent so much time on online.

[Lunchbox]

That's the problem. Ways that's the problem.

[Co-host]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

That's why they don't need the phone.

[Co-host]

I don't disagree with you, but we have changed a little bit. It is a little bit different out there than it used to be because.

[Lunchbox]

People are stupid now. They're stupid. Like people are stupid now. Like they really are. They are like, oh my gosh, the world's so unsafe. No, it's not. The world has never been safer. Ever.

[Co-host]

Hot take, ever. Okay, wait, so 16 maybe have a smartphone maybe and then social media. Oh, as long as you can.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, as long as we can keep without. They don't need it. There's no need for it. It's just crazy. That's just crazy. Like I just can't understand people like that. Oh, I can't let my kid go out and play. Like, why? What's wrong with it? Kids, get out. Go. That's how they become kids. That's how they learn stuff. They climb trees, they go up on dirt mountains, they, I mean run around the neighborhood, go knock on friends doors. It's amazing.

[Co-host]

I don't disagree. But also, please don't dig dong ditch because people are crazy now.

[Lunchbox]

Well, see here, and that's another thing. Every person, if they ding dong ditch, who cares?

[Co-host]

It should be that way.

[Lunchbox]

No, I know.

[Co-host]

I don't agree with You, I don't agree with you.

[Lunchbox]

These people that are shooting kids that ding dong ditch, who gives a crap if they ring your doorbell? There is no way you feel unsafe because someone is ringing your doorbell. Because they give two options. Don't answer it, and B, don't answer it. So there's no threat. It's not like they're breaking down the door. They're ringing your freaking doorbell. I know, but also ringing your doorbell.

[Co-host]

You're missing the side of this where we're also in like one of the biggest mental health crisis we've ever been in. So you have people that aren't thinking clearly. They're not seeing things for what they are. Right. So.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I. I mean, I. I don't want to get into it too deep, but I'm pretty sure the people that are shooting kids that are ringing their doorbells, I think there's a race thing that kind of. Is there.

[Co-host]

Okay. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

That would be my more thing. I don't think it's more that they're scared. I think it's more of a prejudice feeling.

[Co-host]

This reminds me, did you ever watch the documentary on Netflix about the neighbors? The one that, like, it was a big news story. Crazy Neighbor is what it's called. Hold on, let me see.

[Lunchbox]

You have to look it up because I don't know. I don't know anything about this.

[Co-host]

No, I think you would like this. The Perfect Neighbor.

[Lunchbox]

Tell me about it. Where's it from?

[Co-host]

It's based on. It's a true story. It's the whole. The whole show is police body cam footage.

[Lunchbox]

And it's from where? What city?

[Co-host]

I want to say, hold on. The Perfect Neighbor.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I would love to hear about this neighbor.

[Co-host]

Netflix. Where does it happen? I know they said it on there, but. Florida.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Co-host]

Yeah. So. And it's a. I'm just gonna read you exactly what it says. The Perfect Neighbor is a 2025American documentary film directed and produced by Gita, about the killing of this person. And that's all I'm gonna tell you.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Co-host]

Because I don't want to give anything else away.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And maybe I'm wrong. I don't like. I don't like to follow those. If there's, you know, the Ding Dong Ditch, I used to do that all the time. And there was this guy Ray that moved in two houses down the street and diagonal from me. And my buddy Forrest lived around the corner for him. So he lived five. Forrest lived five houses from me. Six, actually. One, two, three, four. He's the sixth House. And Ray's house was on the corner.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And we would cut through his yard to go to Forest House because it saves us two seconds instead of staying on the street and going around the curve. And one day we running through his yard, like, going back and forth or whatever, and he comes out and starts chasing us. And he chased us for like an hour on his bicycle. Okay.

[Co-host]

And this is a grown adult.

[Lunchbox]

Grown adult.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And finally we get to. I don't know how we ended up back at my house. And he's knocking on the door. And my dad's like. When? He's like, they were looking in my windows. And he goes, they weren't looking in your windows. They were probably just cutting through your yard. He goes, yeah, well, where I come from, we shoot people for doing that. And he goes, well, guess what? You're not where you used to come from. So you don't do that here because they ain't looking in your windows. He was like, in San Antonio. And I'm like, what? In San Antonio is right down the road you shoot people for? And my dad was like, you need to calm down a little bit, man. But my dad does say that nowadays, if we would have done what we did back then, we would be shot. Yeah, we were crazy.

[Co-host]

I'm telling you, we were crazy. There's a thing now, so. But you need to watch Perfect Neighbor because it'll. It'll really light that fire under you.

[Lunchbox]

And maybe that's bad. Maybe it's not a race thing on the Ding Dong Ditch, but from what I see, think that's what it is. A little prejudice.

[Co-host]

There's a lot of things happening, for sure. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Hey, people, like, let's let kids be kids. Like, who cares? Like the other day, there's a house being, like, remodeled or redone in my neighborhood, and they're working on it. The workers are all there, and they got these big old dirt piles. Guess what we did, why they're doing construction. We stopped, we played. Did they say anything?

[Guest/Bethenny Frankel]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Co-host]

They did probably enjoy it. It was probably a cool break for them to watch kids.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. And like, when there's a house being remodeled and it's like, it's just the shell and whatever, it's okay for kids to go in the house and look around.

[Co-host]

This is true. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I do it. I don't know if it's okay.

[Co-host]

Maybe not okay for a grown man. What is one things. What is one thing your kids do that drives you crazy? But they got it from you, Susie, In Missouri.

[Lunchbox]

One thing my kids got from me, but drives me crazy.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Oh, man, this is tough. My oldest, we are so similar in.

[Co-host]

Our patience level, which is not very high.

[Lunchbox]

Not very high. So he gets frustrated very easily. And that is me. That is me. Like I am no patience whatsoever. So it drives me insane when something doesn't work the first time or whatever. It's like if we're doing something and it doesn't work the first time, he loses it. And I totally get. Drives me nuts.

[Co-host]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Drives me nuts.

[Co-host]

Yeah. There's always one kid. Like if you have kids, there's always one kid that's a lot like you.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Co-host]

And they'll always get you.

[Lunchbox]

That. That, that is tough for me because I'm. And I know we're so similar. And so I think that's why it gets me.

[Co-host]

Yeah, that's tough.

[Lunchbox]

Let's see the other two.

[Co-host]

Maybe not old enough yet to have quite things.

[Lunchbox]

No, they. I mean, they have stuff that drives me nuts. They, I mean, but it's not that anything that I can say like, oh, I do that. But I know my oldest is the patience thing. Like, I can tell.

[Co-host]

No question. That is your child.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Oh, no question. No question.

[Co-host]

All right, we are gonna take a quick break and we're gonna be right back.

[Lunchbox]

Good.

[Co-host]

I need a nap with a few more questions.

[Guest/Bethenny Frankel]

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[Co-host]

Can your kids touch their shoulders? That's S.S. johnson asking that question.

[Lunchbox]

S.S. johnson. Check back with me in one month.

[Co-host]

You gotta, gotta see if they can.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I've never really tried it. I need to see if they can or not.

[Co-host]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And I need to see if their palms can go skyward. Because I can't. So.

[Co-host]

Okay, next best bits. I need you to follow up on this.

[Lunchbox]

S.S. johnson. Remember that? And best bit in like, I feel it's like a week feel like I was just on. But send that question in again. I will be sure to do some investigating. I never even thought about that.

[Co-host]

Will we ever get a family photo of your wife and kids?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Co-host]

See in Lubbock.

[Lunchbox]

Who?

[Co-host]

Chrissy and Lubbock.

[Lunchbox]

Chrissy and Lubbock. Absolutely not. You'll never get a picture of my wife and kids. I will never show you my kids. Just personal reasons because then people will approach my kids and I want my kids to understand what a stranger is and what a non stranger is. I don't want everybody knowing who my kids are because I want them to live their life and have their individuality and their privacy. So my kids will never be shown on social media.

[Co-host]

What about when they turn like 18?

[Lunchbox]

That is their decision.

[Co-host]

Okay. And if they say yes, but at.

[Lunchbox]

This age, I don't want anybody like knowing what my. I mean, it's just a personal thing. Like, it's just a choice I made because people tend, like, I mean, out in public, people do recognize me and I don't want them to be like, oh, hey, you're. You know what I mean, whatever, or if they're somewhere without me and someone recognizes them and talks to them. Yeah, that's a little strange. So, unfortunately, no.

[Co-host]

You.

[Lunchbox]

You will see a baby picture maybe every year on their birthday, but it's usually the same picture I posted when they were born, and that's usually it. And besides that, they'll have a smiley face or a frowny face or a poop emoji over their face, but maybe.

[Co-host]

Not the poop emoji.

[Lunchbox]

Well, what if they're being poopers?

[Co-host]

Okay, well, they don't deserve that. Would you want to poop emoji over your face? Why not?

[Lunchbox]

I don't care. But yeah. So unfortunately, I will not be showing you my kids on social media. I'm sorry, Chrissy, but thanks for listening. Guns up. Sorry about your Red Raiders.

[Co-host]

Are you still playing soccer? This is from somebody in Wichita, Kansas.

[Lunchbox]

No, I haven't been playing soccer. And because I've had my injury for the last seven months, I mean, but I haven't played soccer. I played through the pain, and then about three months ago, I said, all right, I got to just shut it down. Okay, so I still am on the team. There's the student.

[Co-host]

Are you sure you're still on the team?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'M still in the text thread.

[Co-host]

Okay. I'm asking you that. Really sad when I asked to do that.

[Lunchbox]

And so I'm hoping I'm still on the team. But they do test text me about my, you know, my injury. And they text, like, when the Instagram post from the show goes up and they're like, I have an inflated, you know, unit down there. They say, oh, my God, did you see what he said about his one member down there?

[Co-host]

And yeah, it's the whole thing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So they're. They're following along the saga.

[Podcast Announcer]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And they asked me every week, hey, you playing this week? And I don't know if that's just out of pity or they know I'm going to say no, so they keep asking me.

[Co-host]

I guess we'll find out when you're actually better.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, exactly.

[Co-host]

That's going to be.

[Lunchbox]

But I will still play when I am better.

[Co-host]

Are you all as excited as I am for the cruise? Does Lunchbox get to bring his family?

[Lunchbox]

No, I do not get to bring my family. And I'm excited about the cruise. I don't really know what a cruise does. Like, I'm not really.

[Co-host]

You've never been. You've been.

[Lunchbox]

I've been on Alaskan cruise. Yeah, but it's different because it's cold and I don't really know.

[Podcast Announcer]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

This one. You gotta bring a Speedo, you know?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I gotta get. Bring a Speedo. Maybe two. And I really have no idea. The crew's gonna be awesome.

[Co-host]

It's gonna be so much fun.

[Lunchbox]

It's gonna be great. I. I don't know the places we're going. Never heard of these places.

[Co-host]

Have you been to islands before?

[Lunchbox]

Never. Oh, in my life.

[Co-host]

This would be fun to see you witnesses.

[Lunchbox]

Like, that's what I mean. Like, I am. I'll be honest. My wife always says, oh, we should go on a cruise, but I'm terrified of going somewhere where you can't see land.

[Co-host]

You're. You're doing stuff on the boat. No, no, no, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

It's not about that. It's about not being able to see land.

[Co-host]

I know, but I'm saying, like, you're gonna be doing so many stuff, you're not really thinking, like, you're not standing at the top of the boat the entire time being like, I can't see land.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. But I'm thinking in my head when I'm doing that stuff that if something goes down on this boat, they have lifeboats, okay?

[Co-host]

They have them for everyone.

[Lunchbox]

And those Little light boats and that big old ocean and there's big old sharks that eat. The lifeboats are huge and those waves are really big out in the ocean.

[Co-host]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. So I've always been terrified to go on a cruise because I don't like being where there is no land.

[Co-host]

Okay, well, I promise you you'll be okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I know we are.

[Co-host]

It's gonna be great.

[Lunchbox]

It's gonna be great. No, it's gonna be fun. I know the beach party and they.

[Co-host]

Have a casino and I'm excited to eat at buffet.

[Lunchbox]

The buffet, man. I'm hoping I can get room service too. That'd be cool. Eat like a king. Like.

[Co-host]

Oh yeah, but like the buffet is eating like a king.

[Lunchbox]

No, I know, but I, I, I. Whenever I go into like a hotel, I think I am baller if I order room service.

[Co-host]

I think I used to be like in movies and it was like a thing you shouldn't do.

[Lunchbox]

I never like, I'd never done it till 10 years ago.

[Co-host]

Yeah, I did it one time on one of our I heart trips and I was like, this feels wrong. I shouldn't be doing this.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Co-host]

But I needed breakfast and I couldn't go anywhere.

[Lunchbox]

There was one time I was in Vegas and it was New Year's Eve and we were playing blackjack and it was me and my now wife, we were engaged at the time and we were playing blackjack with this guy and he was loaded, rich, loaded. It was me, my wife, Ryan, Garrett, Missy. We're all at the table, Sal, and we're all playing. We played with this dude for hours and he's there by himself, super rich dude. And he was from St. Louis, shout out. And he talks to us, talks to us, you know, blah, blah, blah. The next morning we get a knock at our door. He ordered room service, one of everything, maybe two of everything on the menu and said, congrats on your engagement.

[Co-host]

That's so cool.

[Lunchbox]

And so he fed everyone in my part, like me, Garrett, Missy, Ryan, Salman set food for all of us. And we had a big old friggin breakfast in the room.

[Co-host]

That's a cool guy right there.

[Lunchbox]

Crazy, right?

[Co-host]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Crazy. And that's like, I was like, that's a room service, yo. Like that is awesome. So yes, I'm excited for the cruise.

[Co-host]

Okay, that is our last question. Spitfire. Marriage advice for Morgan Samantha from Oklahoma.

[Lunchbox]

Marriage advice, like don't like, don't expect people to mature like that you fell in love with someone that how he is. Like, don't be like, oh, you're still. You act like a child still. Like, no, it's. It's supposed to still be fun. Like, it's still. You're supposed to still laugh.

[Co-host]

Oh, we laugh a lot.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So, I mean, like, don't like, that's that people like, oh, you got to grow up once you get married. No, the point is they fell in love with you because you're an immature idiot. So be an immature idiot. Like, if you're really buttoned up and you don't like, you are, you know, by the book, then stay by the book and button up. But don't just still laugh and make fun of each other. That's the. That's the key. I'm telling you. That is the key.

[Co-host]

I don't disagree with you. I like that marriage advice.

[Lunchbox]

I know. I'm freaking great. I've been married for, I don't know, nine years, 10 years.

[Co-host]

Make sure you know that. Yeah, that should be my advice to you. Make sure you know that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're out.

[Co-host]

Okay, we're getting out of here. Lunchbox radio, Lunchbox all the time.

[Lunchbox]

Check out the Sore losers podcast. We got the convention next weekend if anybody wants to come hang out with us. We're going to be having a party in Nashville next weekend.

[Co-host]

Okay, last minute, and I'm at webgirl. Morgan, you can follow the show obbyboneshow. Bye, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

Bye.

[Morgan]

That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms obbyboneshow. And follow ebgirlmorgan to submit your listener questions for next week's episode.

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