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Morgan
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Lunchbox
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Lunchbox
So what happened to Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
Morgan
There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy.
Lunchbox
Drove a car into a pond and.
Morgan
Left a woman behind to drown.
Lunchbox
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic.
Morgan
Death and how the Kennedy machine took control. Every week we go behind the headline and beyond the drama of America's royal family. Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Lunchbox
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, a different type of podcast. You, the listener, ask the questions, Did.
Morgan
George Washington really cut down a cherry tree? Were JFK and Marilyn Monroe having an affair? And I find the answers. I am so glad you asked me this question. This is such a ridiculous.
Lunchbox
You can listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The best bits of the week with Morgan, part one. Behind the scenes with a member of the show.
Morgan
What's up, everybody? Happy weekend, lunchbox. The birthday boy is joining me. What's up, birthday boy?
Lunchbox
Well, my birthday was yesterday, so happy belated birthday to myself.
Morgan
Yeah, but like, you get the whole weekend when it's your birthday. Sometimes people celebrate the whole month.
Lunchbox
I know, that's true. And I got yesterday, and then my mom's birthday is on Monday, so. Happy birthday, hatbox. And. Yeah, just. Do I look different? No, I just look tired. Cause it's Saturday and I have three kids. That's the answer.
Morgan
Did you do anything fun to celebrate?
Lunchbox
We went to dinner. The kids jumped on me a bunch and said happy birthday. And, I mean, they're more excited than I am.
Morgan
You're not excited about your birthdays anymore?
Lunchbox
No. No, Morgan, because I don't like that word. You know what I'm talking about. And every birthday I have, it's like I'm getting closer and closer to that, and I don't like that.
Morgan
What word? Oh, death.
Lunchbox
What? I just said I don't like that word.
Morgan
Well, you're so far from death, I don't know why you relate that to getting older.
Lunchbox
No, what do you mean by you? That is what happens when you get older. You get closer.
Morgan
You're in your 40s.
Lunchbox
It doesn't matter.
Morgan
Okay?
Lunchbox
It doesn't matter. Like, I used to think 40 year olds, 44 year olds. I thought they were ancient.
Morgan
Yeah, that's true. You probably did.
Lunchbox
Like, I want to go back to being 12 years old. Like, let's go.
Morgan
Okay, but do you feel ancient?
Lunchbox
No. I mean, Wednesday night, we did have a soccer game and it was humid, like 90% humidity. And I may have lost 10 pounds. And at the end of the game, I told my team, I was like, hey, guys, I'm 43. I don't know how I'm going to do this at 44 because there's only a few days away.
Morgan
Do you think you'll ever retire from playing coeds like the soccer games?
Lunchbox
Eventually I'll have to. But I mean, right now. No, I really hope not. I love it. It is so fun.
Morgan
Then you're as old as you feel. How old do you feel?
Lunchbox
I have no idea.
Morgan
If you think about how your body feels doing things, how old do you feel?
Lunchbox
It's different because I can't stay up till three in the morning every night like I used to.
Morgan
Okay, so you're not in your early 20s.
Lunchbox
You know, I used to be able to go to bed at 2 o', clock, get up at 6 o', clock, no problem. Now I'm like, oh, my gosh, it's. It's 11 o'. Clock. I better go to bed and I better get my, you know, whatever amount of sleep on the week. So that has changed. And I used to think, how did my parents fall asleep on the couch? My parents fell asleep on the couc. All the time. All the time. And now I realize, man, you can fall asleep on the couch so easily.
Morgan
Yeah, being an adult is kind of exhausting.
Lunchbox
Also, my dad, he worked. He did repair and remodel. He owned his own business where he'd repair and remodel houses. So he worked in the Texas heat all day, and I didn't realize how exhausted he had to be every day when he came home. My goodness.
Morgan
Yeah, that heat will zap you so hard.
Lunchbox
And he would just fall asleep like that on the couch, and he'd be out like you couldn't move him. And I was like, man. But I realized how hard my dad worked. Yeah. Lee.
Morgan
Yeah? You get to stay in the AC all day?
Lunchbox
No, not all day. I go home and kick my kids outside.
Morgan
Okay, well, I'm saying for your job.
Lunchbox
I mean, the ac, right? I get to sit in the ac. But it's mentally taxing trying to keep up with all you fools.
Morgan
Oh, it's mentally taxing. Okay.
Lunchbox
Yes. Because you guys act like fools, and I had to put you in your place, and you argue with me and act like I'm crazy, and then I had to tell you. Oh, my gosh.
Morgan
So that's where your exhaustion comes from. Not heat exhaustion, but mental exhaustion.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
And then just, you know, just having three kids is exhausting. Like, it's so fun, but it is.
Morgan
Okay, so then do you feel 44 or do you feel like maybe you're in mid-30s?
Lunchbox
I have no idea. Sure, mid-30s.
Morgan
Okay. Because you're. You always are. What do they say? You're as young as you feel. So if you don't feel 44, then you're probably like, 33.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I mean, weird things happening to me, like having surgery on my foot because I had glass in it. That made me feel 80, but.
Morgan
Okay, but you had glass in your foot. You didn't have surgery on your foot because you were having, like, a bunion.
Lunchbox
Like, my knee, it swelled up like, about a month ago, my left knee. And it was just, like, swollen for, like, three weeks. And I had to go and get an mri and guess what they found?
Morgan
What'd they find?
Lunchbox
Nothing. So they gave me a steroid shot in my knee. That was weird.
Morgan
Okay, that. That makes you a little bit older. Joints are a little stiffer.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Did they fix the problem?
Lunchbox
Yeah, now it seems to be fine. Doesn't swell.
Morgan
And how is your foot after your surgery?
Lunchbox
I've never felt better.
Morgan
Were these both on the same leg?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Left foot, left knee, left side of.
Morgan
Your body just going through it this year?
Lunchbox
I guess so. And what's weird is they prescribed oxy for me.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And I told my wife. I was like, don't even pick that up from the pharmacy. We ain't playing with that stuff. We ain't playing with it. And I took one step after surgery to get in the wheelchair to wheel me out to the car. I was like, ah, oxy. I don't need nothing. It feels 100 times better. The pain was when I was walking with glass. You can cut my foot open all you want if it feels this good.
Morgan
Really? It was that significant? Better immediately is the gap that they did because they obviously had to go in to get the glass out. Is that healing now?
Lunchbox
Yeah. And apparently I was supposed to make a follow up appointment and I never did.
Morgan
You should probably do that.
Lunchbox
Yeah. My wife failed to tell me because I was under anesthesia. And so when I came out, I guess I was kind of groggy. And she goes, I told you when we were in the car. And I'm like, really? That's when you're going to validate that you told me? Come on now. That's not a very good medical professional, if you're asking me.
Morgan
You did send me a picture after your surgery, and you were laying in the bed with your hospital gown. You had a little net on your head.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they made me wear a hair net.
Morgan
And all your kids were surrounding.
Lunchbox
They pushed the wheelchair.
Morgan
Did they have fun with you being in the hospital?
Lunchbox
Oh, they thought it was hilarious. And what we did is we tricked the system, though. We tricked the system.
Morgan
How did you trick the system?
Lunchbox
This is what they say. They say you have to have someone drive you there and back, and they have to be there the whole time. Okay, My wife does not want to sit in that lobby with three kids for however long it's going to take. So she dropped me off, and then when they called, she came back.
Morgan
Well, that makes sense.
Lunchbox
No, no, but they said they had to be there the whole time.
Morgan
And how long were you in surgery for?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Morgan
You don't know? Like, when you left, his pick got home.
Lunchbox
I don't know. Like, I know that I was there. They called me back. They come over. Doc says hi. They mark my foot. They do all this stuff, and I don't know how long it took to take an hour. And then they injected my IV with some stuff. And, I mean, I remember being wheeled down the hall. They hit the button to automatically open the two doors. We took a left in the hallway, woke up in recovery. Never. I didn't even make it to the room. Like, where they were doing surgery.
Morgan
That's unusual. I feel like normally they knock you out when you're on the table so they don't have to pick, like, a limp body up.
Lunchbox
Well, no, no, I was in the bed, so they could already surgery on me.
Morgan
I thought you were still in the wheelchair. We were talking about the wheelchair.
Lunchbox
Then the wheelchair is on the way home.
Morgan
Got it.
Lunchbox
And so I have no idea, like, what time I got. Well, you know what I could do? I guess I could look at my phone and see what time the picture was taken.
Morgan
Yeah, because you're still in the hospital bed with all your kids, so, I.
Lunchbox
Mean, that would give me a little bit of an indication, I think. Let's see.
Morgan
Well, I also texted you later, so I don't know if you sent me that message later that day. Did you send me that from the hospital bed?
Lunchbox
No, it was later. Okay, so the picture was taken at 2:51pm Okay. I reported to the hospital at 1. So it's two hours.
Morgan
Yeah. That's not too bad.
Lunchbox
Right? But she did.
Morgan
Is this the only surgery you've ever had?
Lunchbox
No, I've had my. My right ankle scoped. Had a hernia when I was a kid. Baby, I had my wisdom teeth out. I don't know if that counts as surgery.
Morgan
Yeah, I mean, you get put under for wisdom teeth.
Lunchbox
Anything else?
Morgan
I didn't know if you've had, like. Like, experiences with surgery. Because the only surgery I've ever had is wisdom teeth.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
So hearing you talk about this and getting wheeled back and stuff, I've never had any of that.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And I mean, you know how they wake you up as they hit the.
Morgan
Bottom of your foot to, like, tap and, like, try and gently get you to.
Lunchbox
Yeah, And I remember when I got my wisdom teeth out, my dad took me as my freshman year of college, and he took me, and the guy's, like, counting and talking. I was like, you're just talking to a foul and then all of a sudden, I feel bam, bam, bam on the bottom of my foot. And I see my dad hitting the bottom of my foot, And I'm so out of it, I'm like, what the are you doing? I start trying to kick my dad. Stop. And he goes, well, you got to walk to the wheelchair so we can go home. And so I just got him walked to the wheelchair, and they're like, whoa, whoa. You're supposed to have someone watching you. And then we went home.
Morgan
Your dad was messing with you?
Lunchbox
Well, no, he was supposed to wake me up, but, I mean, I was like, oh, my gosh. And I remember just getting back and getting the car, laying it out in the backseat and drooling everywhere, and then going home and sleeping and having dried blood and stuff all over my face. It was awesome, man.
Morgan
You liked that? I had. When I got my wisdom teeth out, I lost £10 because the. Like, you said, don't mess with oxy. I was on lore tabs, and I was so sick from them. Like, kept throwing up. I wouldn't eat. Like, it was horrible. And then I ended up back in the hospital because I had lost £10 in, like, two days.
Lunchbox
Yikes. That's not good.
Morgan
Yeah, no, it was not a pleasant experience for me.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that sounds rough. And, I mean, that's what it's like to be 44, though. That's. That's what's been going on. But, yeah, it's one day in, and so far, so good.
Morgan
Did you get some cheesecake?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I got cheesecake.
Morgan
Okay. Lunchbox isn't like, icing. He's not a big icing.
Lunchbox
I don't really like cakes, cupcakes, any of that crap, but cheesecake. Cheesecake.
Morgan
Big fan.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. Guys, do you understand how good cheesecake is?
Morgan
Do you just like OG Cheesecake, or will you do, like, different types of cheese?
Lunchbox
I can just take OG I don't need any.
Morgan
Do you like adding cherry to it?
Lunchbox
A little cherry on top? Yeah, yeah, a little drizzle. Cherry, whatever. Or strawberry.
Morgan
So you'll take that, but not.
Lunchbox
But I don't need, like, Oreo chocolate chip cookie dough cheesecake. Nah.
Morgan
Oh, those are so good, though.
Lunchbox
No, that's just fake.
Morgan
What do you mean, that's just fake?
Lunchbox
That's just like. It's like when you go to the ice cream store and they have peanut butter brittle, salt, caramel, upside down, pineapple. It's like, what? No. Can I just get, like.
Morgan
Okay, but you and I is, like, one of our favorite Italian restaurants in town, Coco's.
Lunchbox
Oh, that place is good.
Morgan
They have homemade cheesecake. I don't know if you've ever had their cheesecake. No, you need to one. All of them are good. They have OG1. But my favorite dessert in Nashville is their chocolate chocolate eruption cheesecake. It is to die for, so.
Lunchbox
See, Nothing is to die for, to be honest with you.
Morgan
That one. That one's pretty close.
Lunchbox
I know. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. So, yeah. What else is new? What else, man?
Morgan
We got a lot more updates to get through, but maybe we. We take a quick break and we'll come back.
Lunchbox
Oh, you want to take a break? Yeah. I mean, Saturday morning, may we go stretch our legs? You know, kind of.
Morgan
We need to stretch your joints since apparently you're an old man now.
Lunchbox
Oh, man. And I was.
Morgan
You need a walker? Do we need to get you a wheelchair?
Lunchbox
No, I don't need a walker or a wheelchair. Like, I'm still walking normal. I just really need to work on my posture.
Morgan
I thought you've been trying to work on your posture. Have you actually done anything to work.
Lunchbox
I don't know how to work on your posture. I'd say I'm gonna work on my posture like, I want. Like, there has to be, like, a back brace that I can wear that'll make me stand up straight.
Morgan
There's supposedly a sports bra. I got super popular after Taylor Swift was wearing it. Well, so I would imagine. I'm saying. I would. Matt, you're not gonna wear sports bra. I know, but I would imagine there's something similar for dudes to do.
Lunchbox
Oh, maybe just because I feel like there has to be something medically that can help me stand up straight. Sit up straight and it'll help my posture.
Morgan
Isn't it weird when you start doing your posture, though? Because, like, when you do straighten it.
Lunchbox
You'Re like, oh, my God. Like, that hurts already.
Morgan
Yeah. Sitting so weird for so long, like.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You gotta train your muscles. And I'm like, gosh, that hurts already in the lower back area. The lower lumbar region.
Morgan
Yeah. And you were going to look into more stretching because you couldn't do the knees challenge.
Lunchbox
Flexibility has been. It's been my issue my whole life.
Morgan
Yeah. Have you done anything with that?
Lunchbox
I did do some stretching for a little while. I did some massages.
Morgan
Did you actually do anything after the knees to feet challenge? Because I know you were really looking up a place to go be stretched by somebody.
Lunchbox
No, no. I really didn't go anywhere.
Morgan
You didn't end up doing it. You just got really serious that day. And then.
Lunchbox
No, no. I kind of like, when I'm at my house, I'll do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10 to my feet, my toes, and a couple things, and that's pretty much it. But I really. I do need to be stretched.
Morgan
You need some more yoga in your life.
Lunchbox
Yoga is the. I'm gonna tell you what. I've run a marathon. I've done so much running and all. Yoga is the hardest thing in the world.
Morgan
That's because you don't have any flexibility. That's why you need to do more.
Lunchbox
And I knew the hot yoga, that is like, whoo. And you want to know what? You know who's a waterfall? This guy. If you want to see someone sweat, like, if you could be like, I could win a sweating competition.
Morgan
Like, I think everybody could in high yoga.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. I sweat. So just any. Like, when I'm playing soccer, it's like a freaking waterfall. Like, my whole shirt down to the bottom is just drenched.
Morgan
Okay, all right. Waterfall nickname.
Lunchbox
I don't know. I'm just. I sweat a lot. But yoga, it is so hard.
Morgan
But hot yoga, I feel like, loosens up your muscles even more.
Lunchbox
That's why I do it.
Morgan
Someone who's more. Less flexible. It makes yoga easier.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Because if you were to just go into a yoga room minus the hot part, I think you would really hate it.
Lunchbox
Oh, really?
Morgan
Well, because the. The steam and hotness, like, really kind of relaxes you a little bit more. And, like, your muscles, nothing.
Lunchbox
There's nothing relaxing about it. I mean, they're breathe through your nose. I mean, 10 seconds in, I'm like. I mean. And I'm just like, oh, my God. And they're like, oh, just float to the front of your mat. And I'm like, I can't even pick up my leg. I gotta drag it because I can't stretch it that far.
Morgan
I still need to come with you and your wife to hot yoga. Mostly because I just want to witness you doing hot yoga.
Lunchbox
Oh, no, because they say other people aren't looking at you. Bull crap. Everybody looks at you, probably you and hot yoga.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because I am a hot mess. I mean, they're looking at this person going, why'd this guy sign up for a class?
Morgan
You're the people who need it more than others.
Lunchbox
And then there's the people that can put their leg backwards and pull it back over their head and I'm like, okay, get out of here.
Morgan
When my boyfriend and I went to our first hot yoga class together, I had done, like, one of the pretzels, and he just looked over like, what the. Yeah, his whole face was just, like, completely mortified.
Lunchbox
So, I mean. I mean, the teachers always, like, whenever. Whichever teacher, whatever, I guess they're called teachers or yogis or whatever they're called instructors. There you go. They always come over, like, 10 times in the class. Are you okay? Are you okay? I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good, man. I'm good. Don't worry about me. We should probably take that break.
Morgan
All right, let's take our break. We'll be right back.
Lunchbox
So what happened to Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to. There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond and.
Morgan
Left a woman behind to drown.
Lunchbox
There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News. It's teddy Escapes.
Morgan
Blonde Drowns.
Lunchbox
And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you the story really became about Ted's political future, Ted's political hopes. Will Ted become President? Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
Morgan
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
Lunchbox
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs.
Morgan
Violence, you name it.
Lunchbox
So is there a curse?
Morgan
Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family. Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Lunchbox
American history is full of wise people. Walt Whitman said something like, you know, 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is glory.
Morgan
Those Founding Fathers were gossipy AF, and they love to cut each other down.
Lunchbox
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history.
Morgan
And I find the answers, including the.
Lunchbox
Nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer.
Morgan
Hamilton pauses, and then he says, the.
Lunchbox
Greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it. Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Morgan
Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit. I'm 100% innocent. While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch because.
Lunchbox
Oh, God.
Morgan
Harnett Jailhouse Lawyer and as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside her. You're supposed to have your faith in.
Lunchbox
God, but I had nothing but faith in her.
Morgan
So many of these women had lived the same stories. I said, were you a victim of domestic violence? And she was like, yeah, but maybe Kelly could change the ending. I said, how many people have gotten other incarcerated individuals out of here? I'm going to be the first one to do that. This is the story of Kelly Harnett, a woman who spent 12 years fighting not just for her own freedom, but her girlfriend's too. I think I have a mission from God to save souls by getting people out of prison. The girlfriends Jailhouse lawyer listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. For my Heart podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is the Turning River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor? But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the prey. Listen to the Turning river road on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 2020, a group of young women in a tidy suburb of New York City found themselves in an AI fueled nightmare. Someone was posting photos. It was just me naked. Well, not me, but me with someone else's body parts on my body. Parts that looked exactly like my own. I wanted to throw up. I wanted to scream. It happened in Levittown, New York. But reporting the series took us through the darkest corners of the Internet and to the front lines of a global battle against deepfake pornography.
Lunchbox
This should be illegal, but what is this?
Morgan
This is a story about a technology that's moving faster than the law and about vigilantes trying to stem the tide. I'm Margie Murphy. And I'm Olivia Carville. This is Levittown, a new podcast from iHeart podcasts Bloomberg and Kaleidoscope. Listen to Levittown on Bloomberg's Big Take podcast. Find it on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So you and the family have a new dog?
Lunchbox
We do have a new dog. His name is Chase.
Morgan
And why is he named Chase?
Lunchbox
Because he likes to play Chase.
Morgan
And the kids named him.
Lunchbox
The kids named him. A lot of people are mistaken, and they think Chase is on the case. Paw Patrol. And my kids want to reiterate that it is not because of that. It's because he likes to play Chase.
Morgan
Do your kids like paw Patrol, though?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yes, they like Paw Patrol, but we got it from Mac Metro Animal Control center or something. I don't know.
Morgan
Yeah, macc.
Lunchbox
I never heard of it. I thought the Nashville Humane association was the like.
Morgan
So Nashville Humane association is like one of our shelters, but MACC is our animal control shelter.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that was my fault. And so some lady was fostering him, and she put it on the whatever page. I don't know what page. My wife was on neighborhood Facebook. I don't know. And it was like, hey, I've been fostering this dog, but we're gonna have to take it back. You know what I mean? And I. So she was the one that found him. And so we went over and met him, and he was real kind of shy. But then we went in their backyard, and he was running around. He loved sticks. He loved sticks. So the kids were giving him sticks, and then they would chase him, and he runs and runs and runs. And then we went back the next day and we took him for a walk. And then we got back in the backyard and chased and chased and chased. And then when we got him, my youngest son wanted to name him Butt Cheeks, and my oldest wanted to name him Chase. And my middle one, he was indifferent.
Morgan
He didn't care. Butt Cheeks or Chase?
Lunchbox
Yes. And so we decided we would name him Chase Buttcheeks Box.
Morgan
I wondered if Butt Cheeks was going to become the middle name as soon as you said that.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And so. But no. But now my. My youngest has kind of stopped calling him Butt Cheeks.
Morgan
Okay, so now he's just Chase.
Lunchbox
Well, no, no, I'm. I. I apologize. My middle child wanted to name him Bubs.
Morgan
Bubs. So he has three names?
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's. It's Chase, Butt Cheeks, Bubs Box.
Morgan
What an interesting name for that little guy.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he. I don't know why you want to call him Bubs. Like, where'd he get that?
Morgan
Yeah. Price all something on TV when you guys were watching at Some point.
Lunchbox
Yeah, something. Who knows? I'm not sure. But they. Yes, they. And let me tell you, they are in love. They love this dog. And they lay down there on the dog bed with him, and they. They want him to sleep in their room. But right now he. He's still kind of scared to go in their room. I don't know why. I mean, whatever. He'll get there eventually. But, yeah, I mean, they. They take them on walks. They. I mean, they want to play with them. Like, we went.
Morgan
He likes the kids. Is he. How is he doing?
Lunchbox
The kids loves them.
Morgan
Good.
Lunchbox
They get a little scared. Because he nips? Nah, nah. Because he's a puppy.
Morgan
He's playing.
Lunchbox
He's playing, but they don't get that. They cry a little bit, but we're getting over that. We're kind of learning. We're. We're learning. But he hadn't been nipping as much the last week or so, so, I mean, we're getting there. But, yeah, he's. He's pretty fantastic. He was like 30 pounds when we got him, but we got him a month ago, and he's put on £5. He was found. He was a street walker. He was. Him and two other puppies were found on the street, and so now he's got a home and. Yeah, that's it.
Morgan
And he's a mostly black dog.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he's got, like, one little piece of white on his foot, and he's got a couple of random white hairs.
Morgan
Just kind of everywhere. But, yeah, you know, that's crazy. I'm really glad you guys adopted a black dog because there's the black animal effect, like, in shelters most of the time. All black cats, all black dogs, they are least likely to get adopted.
Lunchbox
I heard this before. I knew that that was happening, and I feel so sorry for those dogs I didn't know that exist. You know, I can't believe.
Morgan
Which is crazy. I love a black dog. I think they're so cute.
Lunchbox
Well, I'm gonna say what. This guy is so black, you can barely see him in pictures.
Morgan
He hides. If you get him out of black.
Lunchbox
Blanket, you can't even see his eyes because he's so black.
Morgan
You have a little white spot, and that's the only way that you.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's. It's wild. Like, it's like you take a picture and you can't even see where his face is. Like, it just looks like a black blob.
Morgan
Okay. And the question a lot of people were asking, I have already known the answer. To this, but do you guys still have Walto?
Lunchbox
Whoa. No.
Morgan
Do you want me to share? Would that make it easier for you?
Lunchbox
Oh.
Morgan
So Lunchbox and his family lost Waldo late last year, and he had a really hard fight. He tried really hard to stay along, but.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
And it was really hard on Lunchbox. Waldo was his guy.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's. It was. That was tough.
Morgan
And the kids loved him.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
And they really wanted you to get another dog because they loved you guys having a dog in the house.
Lunchbox
Yes. And I just. I wasn't ready. And then even when we got a new dog, still hard. I felt guilty.
Morgan
It's easy to feel guilty because you feel like you're replacing them, but you're not. I think every dog that you ever get in your lifetime kind of holds a different piece of your heart.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because, I mean. Oh, it's just tough. I thought I was. I mean, I thought, you know, six months later, I'd be able to talk about it without getting sad, but I.
Morgan
Don'T think you'll ever. I mean, I think Waldo was really special to you.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because I had Niobe and Waldo, and Naomi passed away two days after I brought home my first child. That was tough. And then we had Waldo for all three, and he was, like, their best friend, and that was hard. Like, it. I mean, that was really tough. Like, it was, like, a week before Christmas, and, man, it's just weird. And, like, I haven't told it. I didn't tell anybody. Like, nobody knew. But Morgan, like, Scoop was, like, even asked me the day. He's, like, awesome. So Waldo's got a buddy. And I was like. He's like, I had no idea. And I'm like, yeah. I haven't really said anything. Like. Like, a lot of people post on, like. Because, like, I did for Niobe, like, on Instagram or whatever, but I just. I never could do it.
Morgan
I think there's a little bit there where you don't want to believe that it's real.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
And I think posting makes it real.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And that's. I mean. Right. And so it's just. And I. You know, just going back through the pictures, it makes me sad and just. So it's like, what do you do? You know, so it's just a weird thing, but it's tough. And I got rid of all of his, like, beds and everything because I felt like, when we get a new dog, we should start over, because I don't want him not to, you know, use Waldo's beds. Weird. Which is. I Don't know if it even makes sense. Even, like, dog bowls. I got new dog bowls because I felt. I didn't feel it was right for him to eat and drink out of Waldo's bowl.
Morgan
I don't think there's any right or wrong feeling of any of it. I think you do what feels right for you, and I think Waldo was really special for you. I think it's gonna be hard no matter what. You could have waited five years lunch, and I think it still would have been hard.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And my wife was like, ah, do you sure you want to get a new dog? But I. I mean, I told her, I was like, I miss. When I open that door, the dog there to greet me. Like, I was like, I love that. Like, so she's allergic to dogs. So I had to wait also for her to be ready. And so when she found this dog, I was like, yes. And it's great. And the dog chase is great because he's 30 pounds, 33 pounds, 34 pounds, whatever. The kids can walk him. Like, they can hold the leash and they don't get dragged everywhere. And they can. And he was potty trained, he was crate trained. He's pretty much leash trained. So he's. I don't know how he's all that when he was living on the streets, but he's just really perfect. And he has a lot of energy. And the kids throw the ball for him, throw the Frisbee for him. And that was the. That. That was the fun part is going petsmart and letting them pick out toys and just. They were going crazy buying every toy in the. In the world. And that was a lot of fun. That was. That was the. Their excitement of that was pretty freaking cool because we got it. We ended up actually getting them on Father's Day. Not on purpose. It wasn't like a Father's Day present. But we went to the mall because I have my new iPhone, because I'm upgraded, because I couldn't even use my old iPhone. I couldn't, like, the earpiece, I couldn't hear anybody. So I had to have speaker all the time.
Morgan
You used it to the ground?
Lunchbox
Yes. And so we hooked up my iPhone, all that. And then we were like, oh. And we got the text saying from Mac saying we could, you know, go to the foster person's house that day and get the dog. And so we're like, oh, we should go do something fun. And we're like, ah, what do you guys. We haven't had fun. We want to do something Fun. We want to do something fun. And we were like, well, why don't we go to the pet store and pick out some stuff? And they're like, for what? And I'm like, and they were in the car, they were in their buckles. And we were like, for the dog. You know, we're the dog we're going to get today. And they're like, which one? I'm like, well, the one we went and saw here. See? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? And they all unbuckled, jumped out of seat. Let's go. Let's go. Are you serious? Are you serious? And it was just like. It was such a great moment, and it was so exciting and so. Yeah, it's been fantastic. It's been fantastic.
Morgan
And it felt like at that moment probably made you feel like this is the right time. And they were excited and that gave you some more.
Lunchbox
And I knew they were excited. I knew they wanted a dog because they are dog crazy when they see a dog in the neighborhood or someone walking their dog, they always want to go pet the dog.
Morgan
When you raised them around dogs.
Lunchbox
Yes. And I've always been around dogs. I've had dogs my whole life. My wife has not had dogs her whole life. She never had dogs.
Morgan
Realized she was allergic.
Lunchbox
Well, I mean, I think they say a lot of people are allergic to dogs. I don't know if I am.
Morgan
Does she ever have, like, any visceral reactions or is it just kind of more. She'll have sniffles here and there.
Lunchbox
Sniffles here and there. But I'm like, that could be Paul and it could be dust. I mean, I don't know, but, I mean, I'm. But I. It's working out great. And as you can go back to this clip, I didn't even get emotional. So it's great, you know.
Morgan
Well, I didn't mean for you to get emotional.
Lunchbox
I know, I know.
Morgan
But I wanted to make sure you.
Lunchbox
Even asked me before, hey, is it okay if we talk about Waldo? And I'm like, oh, yeah, I can talk about Waldo. And I mean, just you introducing it just. I don't know, like, it's just weird. Like, I don't know. Like, I was talking to my dad the other night. Because when I was really young, when I was 2, 3, 4, we had a dog named Ralph. And when we moved to our new house at the end of my kindergarten year, Ralph just wandered off. He was. At that point, couldn't really see, couldn't really hear. And we put up signs and we looked, and my dad and I were talking about it the other night, and I was like, I got a question for you. Did Ralph really wander off? Because I was like. I was talking about it with my sister, and she was like, I think he really wandered off. Well, it turns out Ralph's a girl. I forgot about that. We. They named him Ralph, but it was really a girl. Because I think my brother, they were gonna name Ralph. I. I don't know. I don't know why they named it Ralph. And it was a girl. I forget the name. But my sister was like, the way they put up flyers and how much we looked for that dog, I don't think they were, like, messing with us. And so I was talking to my dad about it. I was like, oh, yeah. You know, we had the conversation the other day about how I was like, I. And then we came to the conclusion that it. That Ralph really did wander off. And he was like, no, Ralph really wandered off. And then we started talking about it. He goes, now I'm sad. And I'm like, oh, I mean, it's been 40 years. 40 years. And he got so sad on the phone. But then. So when you brought it up, I was just like, oh, yeah, I can talk about it, no problem. And, oh, man, that was tough. That was.
Morgan
I think when animals impact you in a certain way, I don't know that it ever gets easier. I really don't. Like, I think you find new animals to love and you make space in your heart. But, like, my. Like, I think about my mom losing our family dog. It's been three years, and she's still, to this day, like, that hits her. Like, I think about the cat that I had before Hazel for 18 years of my life. I still get sad. Like, I don't know that you ever fully get rid of that sadness. You just find more ways to love. And you found Chase, who's in time, gonna take a piece of your heart, too. But it's different ways that you connect with different animals for sure, too. So.
Lunchbox
Yeah, and like, it. Because, I mean, like, the first time I ever saw my dad cry is our dog growing up, Nikki, her back hips had gone out, and so we were going to put her down. And I was in college my freshman year, and so I came home for the weekend, and I was pissed at my dad. I was like, he doesn't care. Like, he's doing this. Like, I cannot believe he's put. You know, making this decision. Like, she was in a wheelchair. Like, she had a wheelchair for her Back legs. So my parents did everything they could, and they would let her have that wheelchair and take her up to the park and let her run around with her two front legs and the wheelchair propped her legs. Her back. Back legs up so she can move. And, I mean, when my dad was out in the backyard digging up a hole, I'd never seen him cry. And he was balling. Balling.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
So, yeah, I mean. I mean, it's weird. It's just a weird. Like, right now, I didn't think I was gonna stop talking about Nikki. Geez Louise.
Morgan
All right, we won't keep talking about. We're gonna take a break.
Lunchbox
Yeah, let's. 44. Let's sing Happy Birthday.
Morgan
And I don't ever want to make you cry, but I did have a lot of asks about wall.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. There's no.
Morgan
People loved Waldo and you posting about Waldo, so I think they were curious. Yeah, I think that's where it came from.
Lunchbox
No, no, you didn't mean. I mean, like, I literally said. I didn't think I was gonna. I didn't cry. I almost cried. I got, like, I got. As my son says, dad, my eyes got a little, like, some water in them, but they didn't come down my cheeks.
Morgan
Okay, I see.
Lunchbox
So I'm still tough.
Morgan
Technicality.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Morgan
Okay, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.
Lunchbox
So what happened to Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to. There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond and.
Morgan
Left a woman behind to drown.
Lunchbox
There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News. It's, teddy Escapes Blonde Drowns. And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you the story really became about Ted's political future, Ted's political hopes. Will Ted become President? Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
Morgan
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
Lunchbox
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs.
Morgan
Violence, you name it.
Lunchbox
So is there a curse?
Morgan
Every week, we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family. Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Lunchbox
American history is full of wise people. Walt Whitman said something like, you know, 99.99% of war is diarrhea, and 1% is.
Morgan
Those Founding Fathers were gossipy AF, and they love to cut each other down.
Lunchbox
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history. And I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer.
Morgan
Hamilton pauses, and then he says, the.
Lunchbox
Greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption. My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said. It would have been harder to fake it than to do it. Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Morgan
Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit. I'm 100% innocent. While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch because.
Lunchbox
Oh, God.
Morgan
Harnett, jailhouse lawyer. And as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside her. You're supposed to have no faith in.
Lunchbox
God, but I had nothing but faith in her.
Morgan
So many of these women had lived the same stories. I said, were you a victim of domestic violence? And she was like, yeah, but maybe Kelly could change the ending. I said, how many people have gotten other incarcerated individuals out of here? I'm going to be the first one to do that. This is the story of Kelly Harnett, a woman who spent 12 years fighting not just for her own freedom, but her girlfriend's too. I think I have a mission from God to save souls by getting people out of prison. The Girlfriends, jailhouse lawyer. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts from. Iheart Podcasts and Rococo Punch. This is the Turning River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor? But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt. For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey. And then he became the prey.
Lunchbox
Listen to the Turning river road on.
Morgan
The iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 2020, a group of young women in a tidy suburb of New York City found themselves in an AI fueled nightmare. Someone was posting photos. It was just me. Naked. Well, not me. But me with someone else's body parts on my body parts that looked exactly like my own. I wanted to throw up. I wanted to scream. It happened in Levittown, New York. But reporting the series took us through the darkest corners of the Internet and to the front lines of a global battle against deepfake pornography.
Lunchbox
This should be illegal, but what is this?
Morgan
This is a story about a technology that's moving faster than the law and about vigilantes trying to stem the tide. I'm Margie Murphy. And I'm Olivia Carville. This is Levittown, a new podcast from iHeart podcasts Bloomberg and Kaleidoscope. Listen to Levittown on Bloomberg's Big Take podcast. Find it on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, we're gonna talk about some fun stuff.
Lunchbox
Fun stuff? Yeah. You already fun dip.
Morgan
I have had fun dip. Have you had funfetti dip? Probably not, because you don't really like.
Lunchbox
I don't know what funfetti dip is.
Morgan
Have you ever had, like, funfetti cake?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I think that's what we. It's like confetti cake, right? Yeah, that's what we had for my son's seventh birthday.
Morgan
Yeah. You can turn it into kind of a dip. Yeah, it's really good.
Lunchbox
It's weird, man. My oldest turned seven. Gosh, that's just weird.
Morgan
That's exciting, though. Is it crazy to think that you had a kid seven years ago?
Lunchbox
Yes, it's crazy because he was six weeks early and just. I still remember it and it's just like. And it's the stupidest cliche, but it goes by the. In the blink of an eye. And I also back to me getting older. I don't like my kids getting older because there are like, becoming like, like different, you know, like my five year old and three year old still love to wrestle. Me and my seven year old, we used to wrestle all the time. He doesn't like to wrestle as much.
Morgan
Nah. He's getting to the part where he's like, dad, don't be embarrassing.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Things like that. And it's like, man, that's just so crazy. Like, I. I hate it.
Morgan
I know you're not doing well with the. The getting older thing at all.
Lunchbox
No, I don't do good. I. I'm not doing. I don't do well with the getting older. Do not. I mean, I'll be the first to admit it.
Morgan
So you and your son are a week apart in birthdays.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And Then my mom's three days after me.
Morgan
A lot of July birth.
Lunchbox
Well, yeah, July.
Morgan
July. Then.
Lunchbox
Yeah. She's July 28th.
Morgan
Okay. Yeah, lots of Julys.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
I don't know what sign you.
Lunchbox
Here's what's crazy. You want to hear something crazy?
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Ray's friend Justin.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Same birthday as me.
Morgan
That is funny.
Lunchbox
Oscar Favella.
Morgan
I don't know who that is.
Lunchbox
My buddy from college. Same birthday as me. He's a year older. Amy Roemer, now Amy Davis. Same birthday as me. Same wedding anniversary as me. We went to middle school and high school together.
Morgan
That's crazy.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So we always text each other happy anniversary, happy birthday, same, same. Isn't that wild?
Morgan
It is crazy. It's always funny. I feel like my birthday is pretty common, too. I feel like a lot of people's birthdays fall on mine.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Because it's. We're like New Year's babies. And that makes sense.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
I wonder what yours are. Thanksgiving babies.
Lunchbox
Maybe? I have no idea. I just. It was wild that I know that many people that are my friends that have the same birthday. Oh, Sydney, who used to be our intern and phone screener or whatever. Same birthday me, Sydney De Galli. I mean, that's wild.
Morgan
So, yeah, there's a lot of listeners, too, that will comment and say, you guys share same birthday.
Lunchbox
Well, listeners different because I don't know them. These are people that are in my personal life and I text Happy Birthday on the same day as me. So weird.
Morgan
That is weird.
Lunchbox
That's just. I mean, I'm like, I cannot believe I know have friends that have the same birthday as me.
Morgan
Okay. Speaking of getting older. We're not gonna talk, actually, about getting older.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah.
Morgan
But something that I want to see, you know, before I'm so old, is a bear in the wild.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's pretty crazy.
Morgan
Have you ever seen a bear in the wild?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Really?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
I've been to Yellowstone. I've been to the Tetons. I've been to Gatlinburg. I've been to Maine. I've been to all the places where you should see bears. Do you know if I've ever seen a bear? No. Do you know who's tried to see a bear? Me.
Lunchbox
Here's a couple places you can go. North Carolina is where I saw a bear.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
And Alaska.
Morgan
I've been to Alaska, never saw a bear.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's weird. I can't believe you've never seen a bear.
Morgan
I've been to every location that you would never naturally See a bear. But let me tell you so my.
Lunchbox
Even in Gatlinburg you didn't see a bear.
Morgan
And I was in the frickin Smoky Mountains. Like I. I'm not in the cities of these places. I'm in the mountains of these places. And I still can't seem to find a frickin bear.
Lunchbox
That's wild.
Morgan
But so on my live, my big bucket list of things I want to do in my life, like really nearing the top. Besides my safari in Africa is there's. I think it's called. I'm gonna totally butcher this name. Kalami national park in Alaska. You have to take like you fly into Alaska, you take a ferry, you take another seaplane and you get there. But this is where all the bears eat the salmon.
Lunchbox
Oh, I think it's Rogers National Park.
Morgan
Rogers. No, it's called. It has. It starts with a K. Oh man.
Lunchbox
I have someone. I have a friend that is.
Morgan
I think there's a. There's several national parks in Alaska though.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Katmai national park and Reserve. And the reason is because it's so like remote to get to it and. But this is where you know how you see pictures of bears eating salmon.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I'm trying to think. I saw someone. One of my friends was just in Alaska and they had so many bear pictures and I just. Oh, here it is. It's our old man.
Morgan
I mean I think you can also go to all of Alaskan's he bears.
Lunchbox
It's our old intern Stevie and she. Look at all these bears.
Morgan
Yeah, okay. She was there. That's it. That's the spot. Because it has like the iconic waterfall.
Lunchbox
Oh, and kamata.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay. Yeah. Well, see, I saw this one. It says Brooks Camp. I thought that was the name of the park. I didn't read the name of the park below it.
Morgan
Yeah, they were probably camping there.
Lunchbox
It is. Yeah. So she has it and she. Oh my. Look at this.
Morgan
That is so cool. That is on my list. Like that's all I want to see you. And you watch them from like a platform so you're safe. But you can just see all these bears.
Lunchbox
That's incredible. Alaska is the coolest place in the world.
Morgan
It really is. Everybody talks about Hawaii and I love Hawaii. Hawaii is beautiful.
Lunchbox
Never been.
Morgan
I think you would love Hawaii.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
But Alaska rivals it so hard. Which is ironic because they're like different types of scenery. Scenery and stuff. But genuinely for my favorite state, it rivals it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. My friend Jimmy and Amy, they live in Alaska right now. They're travel visit. They're traveling nurses. And so she just started. So she has to work in one location for three years before she can become traveling. And so they chose Alaska because when Jimmy started out as a traveling nurse, they were in Alaska and they loved it. My problem is so much snow. They have to get up on the roof and shovel the snow off the roof. That's like multiple times.
Morgan
I don't think I could live there.
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
But I would love to be close enough that I could visit often.
Lunchbox
Yeah, well, there's no.
Morgan
I mean, we're Washington or Portland.
Lunchbox
Okay. Move.
Morgan
That'd be cool. I just want to live in the mountains.
Lunchbox
You wouldn't want to live in Portland. You know why I love Portland? I'm gonna tell you why you wouldn't want to live there. You are so far from everything.
Morgan
Portland, Oregon, it's a whole city.
Lunchbox
No, no, what I'm saying is your family is seven hours away.
Morgan
My family's 11 hours away right now.
Lunchbox
No, no, I'm talking plane ride. You would not be able to drive from Portland to Wichita.
Morgan
Yeah, that's probably a much longer drive.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying. Like everything is so. Like even a flight is a long ways away.
Morgan
I know.
Lunchbox
That is the only problem with living up there.
Morgan
I know. Well, or I could live somewhere in Colorado or the Tetons because just being out west, I feel like you're closer to all the mountains in general. It makes it easier to fly to Alaska or Hawaii. When you're all the way over here. It makes it really difficult to go visit the west. And I love the west.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I'm looking up how far. How long it takes to drive.
Morgan
Well, I live in Seattle.
Lunchbox
25 hours and nine minutes from Portland. Wichita, 1750 miles.
Morgan
That's a long way. That's a long way.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
Morgan
But anyways, that's why that's like really good near. Like to see a bear man in the wild in general. But that I want to go to that national park.
Lunchbox
Yeah. We were in North Carolina and one came in the driveway.
Morgan
That was so cool. Were you out? Like, did you see it?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Were you standing outside or were you inside and you see it in the.
Lunchbox
Garage and then you just kind of back in. Then you start looking through the window.
Morgan
My. Okay, so my sister's husband's parents.
Lunchbox
So my sister.
Morgan
My brother in law's parents.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Morgan
I was trying to figure out how to do it.
Lunchbox
My sister's husband's brother's parents, they live.
Morgan
In like Near Pikes Peak in Colorado. Colorado. And they have like a cabin kind of out there. And they always have bears on their, like, camera footage and moose and all kinds of things. And I just think it is the coolest thing.
Lunchbox
No, no, it's so cool. Until they get a hold of you. That's the only.
Morgan
Yeah, well, I just want to see them.
Lunchbox
Right, Right. Like, I. I'm scared. Like, I don't know if I could live in that environment, like, where they could just come in my yard. That is just freaky.
Morgan
It is. But like, so cool too.
Lunchbox
But so freaky. Like you're outside playing catch and it's like that. That's. But just to see it for like a minute. Cool.
Morgan
Yeah. That's all I need in my life.
Lunchbox
God.
Morgan
Or to like, see him on the camera. Like, you get a notification from your ring camera. It's like you open it, this is a bear walking by. That's cool.
Lunchbox
Now that might be a good time to have a ring camera is if you could get a bear on it. But any other reason you don't need a ring camera? It's so stupid.
Morgan
Oh, my goodness. This. Okay, well, what's your thing before we get out of here?
Lunchbox
My thing? What?
Morgan
Why is something you want to do in your life, like, that's kind of high on your bucket list or. I'm trying not to reference later.
Lunchbox
Geez, I have no idea.
Morgan
You've never thought about this like something that you really want to do?
Lunchbox
No, I really haven't because I. I'm just telling you I never thought about traveling in my life, so I don't really know what I'd want to do.
Morgan
Does he have to be traveling? Maybe. Well, I feel like for you it's probably beyond a reality TV show. Like something that you want to accomplish.
Lunchbox
On Survivor, but realist. I mean, that's just so hard. So that. I mean, that is one. But like, I like whitewater rafting, but I've been. But I would like to go more. Like that's fun. There's something called the. There's a river. Okay.
Morgan
That really doesn't help me. But yeah, I'm here.
Lunchbox
Maybe it starts in Portland. I don't know where it starts.
Morgan
The Colorado River?
Lunchbox
No, no, no, no, no, no. And you. You like. I don't know if you canoe or you raft down it and you sleep on the riverbank and then you get back in it. Your boat and you go the next day more and then you camp on the freaking the shore.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
I think that would be awesome. That'd be such a cool. The Rainier maybe try that.
Morgan
The Rainier?
Lunchbox
Yeah. I don't know.
Morgan
I mean, there's Mount Rainier.
Lunchbox
Oh, maybe that's not it then. I don't know.
Morgan
The Carbon River?
Lunchbox
No, I never heard of that.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
I don't know. Something like that. I, I like, but I, I just, I haven't really thought about something like that.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
I never really. Because I don't know what all is out there and that's maybe my fault. I should maybe start looking into it.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And like, where could I go?
Morgan
What can I do social media is good for, is that you can see so many things in places where you're like, oh, I want to go visit there.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like last year when we went to Iceland, it was cool, but it was too much driving.
Morgan
A lot of driving. I love a driving, though. No, like road trip style.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but it was like, you get out, you do a hike, you're there for like an hour, then you get in the car and drive three hours and then get out, you're out for an hour, drive three hours.
Morgan
Oh, see, I thrive in that environment.
Lunchbox
No, no, I would like. I wish I was more of an outdoor, like experienced outdoors person where I went like a 10 mile hike.
Morgan
Oh, versus like the short little ones.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Morgan
I think you could easily do a long hike.
Lunchbox
I understand, but I don't, I didn't, I didn't. Don't do any research or anything. I don't have the gear. I don't have any of that.
Morgan
You're just winging it.
Lunchbox
Yes, I'm just kind of winging it. I was normal tourists. I would love to like prepare for something like that and do like a 10 mile hike and camp under the stars of Iceland on top of a freaking waterfall. That's cool. But just walking a mile, looking, Walking back to the car and driving three hours. Fine.
Morgan
Okay. Next time you go somewhere where there's potential hiking, let me know and I'll find you some cool hikes.
Lunchbox
Like we.
Morgan
I'm good at this.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Okay.
Morgan
All right, I got you.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I'm just not in. That's another thing is my wife's like, like, you know, will you plan this part of the trip? And I'm like, yeah.
Morgan
And then you don't plan it?
Lunchbox
No, I just plan. I book a hotel and then that's it. And she's like, well, I thought you were going to plan it. We get in a fight. And she's like, I was like, I did.
Morgan
Okay, you got to Take a little bit more initiative. But this is where I can help you, is I'll help you find some cool hikes if you guys go and do it.
Lunchbox
I'm not a planner is the problem.
Morgan
But you can be in that situation. You don't have to be in other ways, but you can be in that situation.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
And you should, because that's how you see cooler things.
Lunchbox
Because she was like, we were trying to figure out a train to take somewhere when we were in Ireland. And I was like, she goes, I thought you researched. I said, well, yeah, there was a train. I looked and there was a train right outside the hotel. Okay. But it just wasn't the right one.
Morgan
Okay. Next time you guys plan a trip, just let me know.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
It will probably help your marriage a little bit. Okay. Because then you'll have something planned.
Lunchbox
You're right. I mean, I should, but I just. I have no idea.
Morgan
I like putting together things for people to do. It's just easier for me when I've been there. So I can, like, go off experience. But I'm really good at researching, so.
Lunchbox
Yeah, because she would love, like, she loves just laying on a beach. Me and I want to do stuff, but then I don't research. I'm just like, so then you don't.
Morgan
Have anything to do. And she's like, okay, well, we're not going to do anything.
Lunchbox
Correct.
Morgan
Yep. I see.
Lunchbox
I see.
Morgan
Okay, well, at least help you find a hike sometime.
Lunchbox
Something. Something outdoorsy. That's what I love. I love outdoorsy stuff.
Morgan
Okay, I'll help you next time. All right, we're going to get out of here. We're going to go answer some listener questions. So make sure you check out part three here in a little bit, but.
Lunchbox
Oh, that wouldn't answer that one. Listener questions?
Morgan
No, there was just. If there's enough of one thing, I'll put it in part one so we can actually talk about it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. Hit the hard stuff first. Now let's go for the easy stuff.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
Like happy birthday to you. All right, we'll be right.
Morgan
You want me to sing to you really quick?
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, lunchbox. Happy birthday to you have you ever.
Lunchbox
Thought about being a singer?
Morgan
Shut up. Bye, everybody.
Lunchbox
That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms. Obby boneshow and follow webgirlmorgan to submit your listener questions for next Week's episode.
Morgan
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Lunchbox
Voices of women in sports.
Morgan
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Lunchbox
Us on the page and off.
Morgan
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Lunchbox
So what happened at Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
Morgan
There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy.
Lunchbox
Drove a car into a pond and.
Morgan
Left a woman behind to drown.
Lunchbox
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
Morgan
Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family. Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Lunchbox
I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, a different type of podcast. You, the listener, ask the questions.
Morgan
Did George Washington really cut down a cherry tree? Were JFK and Marilyn Monroe having an affair? And I find the answers. I am so glad you asked me this question. This is such a ridiculous story.
Lunchbox
You can listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Morgan
The Girlfriends is back with a new season and this time I'm telling you the story of Kelly Harnett. Kelly spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit. As she fought for her freedom, she taught herself the law. He goes, oh God. Harnett Johan. And became a beacon of hope for the women locked up alongside her. You're supposed to have your faith in God.
Lunchbox
But I had nothing but faith in her.
Morgan
I think I was put here to save souls by getting people out of prison. The girlfriends, Jailhouse lawyer. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart podcast.
The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: Lunchbox Has Big Life News & Morgan Wants to See a Bear IRL
Release Date: July 26, 2025
Timestamp: [02:58] – [04:12]
The episode kicks off with Morgan extending birthday wishes to Lunchbox, who humorously acknowledges his belated birthday celebration. Lunchbox shares that his birthday occurred just the day before, coupled with his mother's birthday on Monday, creating a weekend filled with multiple celebrations.
Notable Quote:
Lunchbox expresses a bittersweet sentiment about aging, revealing his discomfort with getting older and the impending approach of milestones. He reflects on how birthdays now signify getting closer to death, a topic Morgan teasingly touches upon.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: [04:24] – [11:19]
Lunchbox opens up about recent health challenges, including a swollen knee and foot surgery due to glass being embedded in his foot. Despite initial concerns, the surgery was successful, and he's recovering well without lingering issues.
Notable Quote:
Lunchbox candidly discusses his apprehension about prescribed oxycodone, emphasizing his commitment to avoiding addiction. He shares an amusing anecdote about tricking the hospital into not monitoring his post-surgery movements strictly.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: [03:31] – [06:39]
The conversation shifts to family life, with Lunchbox mentioning the challenges of parenting three young children. He humorously attributes his tiredness to balancing parental duties and interacting with his co-host, Morgan.
Notable Quote:
Lunchbox reflects on his father's hard work in remodeling and how witnessing his father's exhaustion has deepened his appreciation for his own efforts to manage family life.
Timestamp: [23:33] – [35:59]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Lunchbox and his family's journey in adopting a new dog named Chase Buttcheeks Box. They recount meeting the shy puppy, his rapid integration into the family, and the playful process of choosing a name that satisfied all family members.
Notable Quote:
Lunchbox shares heartfelt moments about previous dogs like Waldo and Niobe, discussing the emotional impact of their loss and the guilt he felt when introducing a new pet to the family.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: [29:09] – [39:40]
Lunchbox delves into poignant memories of his former dogs, Waldo and Niobe, highlighting the deep bonds formed and the enduring grief experienced after their passing. He narrates personal stories, including the loss of Niobe shortly after the birth of his first child and Waldo's death a week before Christmas, emphasizing the challenges of moving forward without them.
Notable Quote:
Lunchbox discusses the emotional difficulty in replacing lost pets, sharing his approach to honoring their memories by avoiding the use of their belongings with the new dog.
Timestamp: [04:04] – [16:54]
The hosts engage in a candid discussion about aging, with Lunchbox expressing discomfort with getting older and the physical changes that accompany it. He shares personal anecdotes about struggling with flexibility, stamina, and the challenges of maintaining an active lifestyle at 44.
Notable Quote:
Morgan encourages Lunchbox by suggesting that he feels as old as he acts, reinforcing the idea that attitude plays a crucial role in one's perception of age.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: [16:10] – [58:55]
Lunchbox and Morgan explore various hobbies, including soccer, yoga, and outdoor activities. Lunchbox humorously laments his lack of flexibility, branding yoga as the hardest thing in the world for him, yet acknowledges the benefits of hot yoga in loosening muscles.
Notable Quote:
The conversation shifts to travel aspirations, with Morgan sharing his bucket list goal of seeing a bear in the wild. Lunchbox expresses interest but admits to a lack of experience and planning in outdoor adventures.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: [48:15] – [58:55]
Morgan expresses a deep desire to witness a bear in its natural habitat, sharing his experiences visiting bear-populated areas like Yellowstone and the Tetons without any success in spotting one. Lunchbox recounts his own sightings and provides suggestions on prime locations for bear watching, such as North Carolina and Alaska.
Notable Quote:
They discuss national parks renowned for bear populations, with Morgan highlighting Katmai National Park in Alaska as a top destination, while Lunchbox shares insights from friends who have visited these areas.
Timestamp: [37:34] – [40:51]
Towards the latter part of the episode, Lunchbox opens up about childhood memories of losing a dog named Ralph and a poignant story about his father crying over their dog Nikki's deteriorating health. These personal narratives underscore the deep emotional connections between humans and their pets.
Notable Quote:
Morgan empathizes with Lunchbox's feelings, sharing similar experiences of loss and the enduring sadness that pets can evoke.
Notable Quote:
Timestamp: [59:12] – End
As the episode nears its conclusion, Lunchbox and Morgan reminisce briefly before transitioning to listener questions. Lunchbox humorously reflects on his emotional resilience despite touching on heavy topics, reinforcing his tough exterior.
Notable Quote:
The hosts wrap up by encouraging listeners to engage with the show on social platforms and tease future segments, maintaining an inviting and community-focused atmosphere.
Personal Growth and Aging: Lunchbox grapples with the realities of aging, balancing humor with genuine reflection on physical and emotional changes.
Family and Loss: The deep bonds within Lunchbox’s family are evident, especially in their relationships with their pets and how they cope with loss together.
Adoption and Healing: Bringing a new dog into the family serves as both a joyful addition and a therapeutic step in overcoming the grief of losing previous pets.
Health and Resilience: Lunchbox’s candid discussion about his surgery highlights his resilience and practical approach to health challenges.
Hobbies as Therapy: Engaging in sports, yoga, and outdoor activities provides both relaxation and a sense of accomplishment, despite the challenges posed by aging.
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