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Morgan
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Lunchbox
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Morgan
I get right back there and it's bad.
Dan Flores
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Erica
Why is a soap opera western like Yellowstone so wildly successful? The American west with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6, where we'll delve into stories of the west and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today.
Lunchbox
Listen to the American west with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Mila
The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila and we're the hosts of the Good Mom's Badge Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Yeah, we're moms, but not your mommy. Historically, men talk too much and women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your choice. Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices Podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect podcast network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. We asked parents who adopted teens to share their journey.
Lunchbox
We just kind of knew from the.
Dan Flores
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Lunchbox
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Morgan
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Morgan
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Lunchbox
The best bits of the week with Morgan, part one. Behind the scenes with a member of the show.
Morgan
What's up, friends? Happy week. Skin Lunchbox is joining me. Oh, here we go.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Can't even sleep in on a Saturday.
Morgan
Do you feel good now?
Lunchbox
I do. I feel good. I got the yawn out. I mean, I got the. The eye boogers out of my eyes, you know? Do you. Do you get eye boogers?
Morgan
Yeah, everybody gets eye burgers.
Lunchbox
I don't know if. Girl, I didn't know if chicks got them. I don't remember.
Morgan
You think we're alien or something? Yes, we are human. We get I. Burgers.
Lunchbox
Burgers. No, they're boogers.
Morgan
Boogers.
Lunchbox
They're not burgers.
Morgan
Burgers.
Lunchbox
What is that?
Morgan
I don't know. You started us off with a yawn.
Lunchbox
Okay, well, yes, because it's early on a Saturday. What up, everybody? Party people.
Morgan
Hey, give me some life updates. What's going on with your life lately?
Lunchbox
Oh, my life? Let me tell you, the kids are good. It is summertime. We are in full swing. Summer. Their first, like, time, you know, Baby box. I mean, let me tell you, the first week of summer, he was an absolute nightmare because he did kindergarten and then not having, like, I guess, structure.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
And maybe the emotions of, you know, leaving kindergarten were just too much for him to handle.
Morgan
Yeah. It's a big change to happen in a little kid's life.
Lunchbox
It really is. And you don't realize it because I'm trying to. I'm. I'm thinking he's gonna be excited for summer. And so we're counting down the days. I'm like, oh, this is your last Tuesday of kindergarten. He's like, dad, I'm sad. Don't say that. I don't want to leave kindergarten. I'm like, oh, oh. But it's going to be summertime. He's like. And at nighttime, he's going to bed, he's crying. I'm like, oh, my gosh. I didn't.
Morgan
Do you think he has, like, all these friends at kindergarten? That's why he's going to miss it?
Lunchbox
I think he likes his teacher a lot, and he liked all his friends, and he was really, you know, he really enjoyed it. And so I think it's tough for him to understand that it's okay. You know, you're gonna see your friends in. In the new school year. We can see them over the summer, but I Don't know. It's just a lot to wrap your head around. There's a lot of change for someone that young, and I don't realize it as an adult. You're supposed. You think they're excited about summer, and I think he'll get excited about summer more as he gets older because he realizes he gets to do a lot of fun stuff. But this first one. Oh, man. Emotional nightmare.
Morgan
Was he emotional when he first went into kindergarten? He didn't want to go to kindergarten?
Lunchbox
No, didn't. Not that. Just a little nervous about going. But the first week of kindergarten, oh, nightmare. He'd get off the bus. How was school? I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk. Okay. So what'd you have for lunch? I don't want to talk about.
Morgan
Were you ever like that? Do you know from.
Lunchbox
No. Me? Never? No. Come on, now.
Morgan
Okay. I just mean, is he taking kind of footsteps in your direction or maybe in your wife's direction?
Lunchbox
No, I think it's just the emotional. It's. It's very overwhelming for a kid starting kindergarten. I think the emotions are a lot. And so after the first week, week and a half, he was fine. It was just. It took a little while for him to get used to. And so we just learned after a couple days, don't ask, eventually he'll come tell you.
Morgan
And is that what happened?
Lunchbox
He starts telling me that's what happened. He starts telling you, oh, I sat by this person at lunch. I had this for lunch. We did this on the playground. We did this in art class. We did this in music class. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Morgan
So what about summer? Now that you guys are in summer, do you guys have any fun vacation plans?
Lunchbox
Summer Lovin it was a blast. Is that a song?
Morgan
Summer Lovin had me a blast.
Lunchbox
Summer lovin Happened so fast Summer lovin' oh, it is?
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I've never seen that movie.
Morgan
You've never seen Grease?
Lunchbox
No. I think I've seen a piece of it, but I don't know.
Morgan
That's such a good classic.
Lunchbox
Everybody talks about it, and I have no recollection of, like, what happens in that movie. I know John Travolta is in it.
Morgan
With some lady, Olivia Newton John, and.
Lunchbox
They dance, but I don't know, like.
Morgan
Okay, no, there's. There's a lot more to Grease than that.
Lunchbox
Like, do they meet at a bar or something? Or. How does that know?
Morgan
Well, you just heard the song, so.
Lunchbox
So it was in the summer?
Morgan
Yeah. I don't Listen, I'm scared to talk about any shows now because everybody's so touchy.
Lunchbox
Oh, man. Look, listen. People are so stupid. Like, we are so stupid. Like, we are so paranoid about ruining shows. But I feel like if you talk about a show, like, five minutes later, I forget most of the time. You know what I mean?
Morgan
It's tough with social media, and there's so much content out there.
Lunchbox
Any news article. They're covering shows now on, you know, every. There's podcasts, there's, you know, people that specifically watch this show to write a recap, and then it shows up on people.com. you know, it's like, it's hard to avoid spoilers.
Morgan
Do you love people.com?
Lunchbox
I do. I look@people.com for our show because I gotta look at, like, what's going on in the world.
Morgan
It's just curious to me that of all the. All the places for you to go for news content, you go to people.com.
Lunchbox
But they have good celebrity stories.
Morgan
They do. But I just. You. It's you.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. It's just for the show, man. I don't go to people.com on my spare time for.
Morgan
I don't know. I mean, you're a reality TV guy, so it's possible I could see you doing that.
Lunchbox
No, but I don't like to read because I don't want to. Spoilers like reality tv. I try to avoid that, but yes.
Morgan
They met in the summer, that's all.
Lunchbox
Is that guy the one that used to, like, ruin reality TV show Just Jared? Is that still. Is that what it's called?
Morgan
Just Jared? Yeah, I think. I think he or someone like him is still around. I don't know that Just Jared exactly is. I haven't seen any of that content pop up on timelines or anything.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't ever go to Everywhere, but People used to be like, man, if you want to know who wins the Bachelor, you can just go to Just Jared right now. I think that was his name. I may have just made that up.
Morgan
Maybe he got, like, bought out by TMZ or something.
Lunchbox
Could have been. Who knows? Yeah. What's up with you? Oh, you got a boyfriend?
Morgan
No, I was trying to ask you about summer vacation. We went on a thing. Are you guys doing any summer vacay?
Lunchbox
Yeah, we're gonna go to Austin and see my family, and it's gonna be amazing.
Morgan
Your tone just went straight down.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I mean, no, but I mean, that's what we're doing. We're going to Austin gonna see my family, and it's gonna be awesome. We're gonna go out to the lake and just chill and.
Morgan
Do you guys go out. Is it Lake Austin?
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
Lake Travis?
Lunchbox
No. No.
Morgan
Why are you saying that like that?
Lunchbox
Nah, Lake Travis doesn't have any water.
Morgan
Okay. I don't know. I've never been on any.
Lunchbox
Lake Austin is right in town, so it's so crowded. Very small lake, very narrow in very spots. So it's kind of. Now we go farther out, constant level. Lake lbj and we dominate.
Morgan
What's lbj?
Lunchbox
Lyndon B. Johnson.
Morgan
Lake Lyndon B. Johnson.
Lunchbox
Yeah. You know who that is?
Morgan
The president at one point.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
I don't know which one, though.
Lunchbox
But he was a. And there's also a high school in Austin named after him. LBJ High School.
Morgan
Is he from Austin?
Lunchbox
I don't know. They're the Jaguars.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
They were the magnet. I think it's called a magnet school or something.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, there's something like that.
Lunchbox
Russell. Russell Vedez went there. AJ Bright, Michael Alfred, Michael Cox, Nathan Nunley. They all went to lbj.
Morgan
Cool. That was really interesting.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know. I guarantee you some of these people know those people, and they're going to be like, oh, my God. You talked about.
Morgan
Never in the history of you being on Best Bits and you saying names, has anybody ever reached out to people. Like, I know that person.
Lunchbox
Well, they don't reach out to you to say that.
Morgan
Yes, because I've told them specifically when we've done this, like, hey, if you know these people, reach out to me.
Lunchbox
Best Bits people. If you know any of those people that I just named, hit us up, let us know. They all went to LBJ High School. Valdez, Russell versus. Graduated in 98. Michael Alf. Michael Cox, Nathan Nunley, A.J. bright. They graduated 99.
Morgan
Okay. Anyways, so you guys are gonna go to the lake. Lake lbj?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Oh, John Mark Edwards.
Morgan
Okay. LBJ Done with the names?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Is that all you guys have planned for?
Lunchbox
That's it.
Morgan
Nice.
Lunchbox
Literally, that's it. 100%.
Morgan
Is your whole family going to be there?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Brother, sister.
Morgan
Kids are gonna see her family, too?
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
Are they in Texas?
Lunchbox
Yeah, they're in Texas. Her mom and dad and. And brother are in Houston and her sister's in Austin. I do believe my wife, which. I mean, she's gonna drive or her sister's gonna come to the lake for day. I don't know. Something about. Her sister is gonna be seen.
Morgan
I didn't know if you guys. You said it. No, like, do you guys separate family time or have you ever combined everybody to hang out when you visit?
Lunchbox
Usually it's separate. Okay, usually separate. It's just, it's hard to get all them in one. And we see her parents like, more because they travel more, so they come here. So. Yeah. And like a few weeks ago, my. Was it a few. No. I don't know. Yeah. Were her parents here? No, it wasn't a few weeks ago. It was probably months, huh? Like, it feels like a few weeks ago her parents were here. So I don't know. We can't. It's hard to squeeze everybody in in that short amount of time. One time we did something stupid and I'm going to tell you, it was really dumb. So we did Thanksgiving, right? And it was a four day weekend. We flew to Houston for a day and then Thanksgiving, and then the next morning after Thanksgiving, we got on a bus from Houston to Austin to spend a day and a half with my family because we tried to squeeze both in. And I looked at her on that plane ride home and I said, never again. That was so dumb. Everything was rushed. Like you didn't even relax.
Morgan
So now do you guys swap holidays each year?
Lunchbox
Ding, ding.
Morgan
One year you're at Thanksgiving, your family, and then you're at her family Christmas. Next year it's swapped.
Lunchbox
Correct.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
But we don't even do that anymore because my wife, I mean, she's amazing. Great, great, great person. Been married to her for 10 years. Happy anniversary.
Morgan
Is it your 10 year anniversary?
Lunchbox
Yeah, we just passed in May. May 16th. You.
Morgan
You say that hesitantly.
Lunchbox
May 15th.
Morgan
She's gonna be mad at you.
Lunchbox
No, no, she ain't gonna be mad. She forgets it too. For one year, she texted me on the wrong day.
Morgan
You guys are too busy. And a bottom.
Lunchbox
Like, she texted me happy anniversary. Her mom texted me happy anniversary. And her dad all on the wrong day. So then I hit my family. I'm like, hey, y' all, she obviously thinks it's our anniversary. I need everybody to text happy anniversary. And so they did. So she didn't know till the next day that it was our. The wrong one.
Morgan
Hey, you know what? At least you had her back. You were trying.
Lunchbox
No, I was making her feel really dumb because then the next day when I busted her with it.
Morgan
Okay, I was trying to spin it that you were having her back.
Lunchbox
Oh, no, no. It was more about like, ha, I got you. Anyway, what was I talking about? So we never combine them anymore, but we don't even do that anymore because my wife Wants to make memories in our house. So we haven't gone anywhere for Thanksgiving in three years and we haven't gone anywhere for Christmas in three years. And my sister already. I talked to her, what, two weeks ago, and she was like, oh, one of the. She has twin boys and a girl. Twin boys are the same age as baby box, so they are six and the girl is eight. Let's go with eight. She, they already asked, are we going to go to, you know, to Nashville for Christmas. So she was like, if you. And she goes, I don't know if we're invited. And I let her know, you're always invited. Bring it on. Let's go.
Morgan
Yeah. You're close with your family a lot like I am.
Lunchbox
Yeah, Bring it on. Come on up. Let's. Let's celebrate. Everybody asleep on the floor. Let's have some pure chaos.
Morgan
My family always comes up for Thanksgiving to visit because I couldn't keep getting back for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Lunchbox
You could.
Morgan
Well, with animals and stuff and everybody's always traveling. It's just really hard to find people to watch.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Come and stay with Remy.
Lunchbox
But I feel like you can take Remy with you.
Morgan
I used to be able to fly with her, I mean, because she was an emotional support animal for a really long time. But then they changed all those regulations and stuff and they wanted her in her carrier. And I tried and she wanted no part.
Lunchbox
Yeah, give her Xanax.
Morgan
No, it's just not worth it. And it was. And it's not worth driving, you know, 22 hours. That's tough to go for Thanksgiving.
Lunchbox
That's what I mean. Like it's a four day. Hold on.
Morgan
Oh, here the Saturday joke comes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's. It's tough. That's a long drive for that short of time.
Morgan
Yeah. So they started coming. It became a thing to do. Thanksgiving here, Christmas back home.
Lunchbox
So who cooks when they come?
Morgan
Oh, we don't do cooking anymore. Now we order out from one of the restaurants.
Lunchbox
I will say, does it now get me. Don't hear me out.
Morgan
Yeah, I love hearing you.
Lunchbox
I love the ordering from like a restaurant or a grocery store that already has it pre made and you just stick in the oven. Yeah, but does it also ruin it a little bit?
Morgan
Yeah. Well, so here was our thing for Thanksgiving and Christmas. We had relatively the same meals. So we're still getting that meal every year at Christmas.
Lunchbox
I understand, but do you cook at Christmas?
Morgan
Yeah, we cook at Christmas so that we would basically have the same kind of Thanksgiving meal that we'd have At Christmas with the few things added on at Christmas time.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
So we still get to have that meal once a year. We're not losing that meal that we had. And it just became like we. One year when they came, I. I did all the cooking. My dad cooked the turkey, and then I cooked, like, all our side dishes and stuff. And we were just like, is it worth it? Because they. They wanted to hike. Every year it's become a thing that we go and hike a waterfall.
Lunchbox
Well, you should do a turkey trot. That's. Gobble, gobble.
Morgan
My. My sister and my mom are turkey trotters. I'm not a mar. I'm not a 5k runner. On Thanksgiving, you can walk.
Lunchbox
It's all about the camaraderie of everybody out there.
Morgan
Yeah. It's not, you know.
Lunchbox
Is that right? Camaraderie?
Morgan
Yeah, camaraderie, camaraderie, camaraderie. I'm the one camaraderie on this, and I'm not gonna laugh at you.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Morgan
Camaraderie. But I have always said I won't be a runner on Thanksgiving Day.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, it's such a pleasure to get up and go run on Thanksgiving.
Morgan
But you're a runner. You love running.
Lunchbox
I do.
Morgan
No, you're right, I don't.
Lunchbox
And there's. Most of the time, like, in Austin, I would go by myself to go.
Morgan
To the turkey drive.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
I. Why? Like, why?
Lunchbox
My family's not into that.
Morgan
My family, definitely your family and I, we get along great.
Lunchbox
Family, not into that.
Morgan
Why would you go by yourself, though, if nobody else was going to go compete?
Lunchbox
Go run. Go challenge yourself. It feels great. Feels amazing.
Morgan
And then you go home and stuff your face.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Now, there's a theme of that.
Lunchbox
And I. But I'm not gonna say. I'm saying, does it take away with it? I'm going back to the meal, but we have shifted to the ordering. Because when I was growing up, though, my dad's mom, my grandma on my dad's side, and so my mom's mom loved to cook. And they love to be in the kitchen all day making everything it made them. They would start the day before or two days before making, you know, the pie, and they'd make every. They'd make everything. And now it's just like, my mom didn't love to cook. My wife likes to cook. But, man, it's so many hours, and it like. So you're in the kitchen for six hours, and then what does the food last? The eating portion lasts, what, 30 minutes. You don't even get to spend time with the family for those six hours unless you know there's people in the kitchen helping you. But you're not even really getting quality time because you're so stressed about getting everything right and cooking and making sure everything's made. And then, you know, you got her mom yelling at her, her sister, they're fighting over who's doing it right, who's doing it wrong. It creates chaos. Unless you have some amazing chef that loves to cook and knows how to handle the kitchen. I get it. But it does feel to me a little cheapened because I'm used to grandma cooking. And it was so fun to see her with it. She had her little towel and all.
Morgan
The smells of everything.
Lunchbox
All the smells. She had her towel on her right shoulder, you know what I mean? And she'd wipe her hands and get.
Morgan
This and oh, okay, let me think on this for a second. We're gonna take a break.
Lunchbox
We're gonna take a break.
Morgan
Yeah. And I'll give you my answer.
Lunchbox
Are we gonna nap or are we gonna just take a break?
Morgan
No, just like a quick break.
Lunchbox
Oh, dang it. All right.
Erica
The American west with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network. Hosted by me on writer and historian Dan Flores and brought to you by Velvet Buck, this podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode I'll be diving into some of the lesser known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian Dr. Randall Williams and best selling author and Meat eater founder, Stephen Rinella.
Lunchbox
I'll correct my kids now and then. We're the say when cave people were here. And I'll say it seems like the ice age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves.
Erica
So join me starting Tuesday, May 6, where we'll delve into stories of the west and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today.
Lunchbox
Listen to the American west with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Dan Flores
I know a lot of cops and they get asked all the time, have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes. But there's a company dedicated to a future where the answer will always be no.
Lunchbox
Across the country, cops called this Taser the revolution.
Dan Flores
But not everyone was convinced it was that simple.
Lunchbox
Cops believed everything that Taser told them.
Dan Flores
From Lava for good. And the team that brought you Bone Valley comes a story about what happened when a multi billion dollar company dedicated itself to one visionary mission? This is Absolute Season one, Taser Incorporated.
Morgan
I get right back there and it's bad. It's really, really, really bad.
Dan Flores
Listen to new episodes of Absolute Season 1 Taser Incorporated on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Binge episodes 1, 2 and 3 on May 21 and episodes 4, 5 and 6 on June 4 ad free at Lava for Good. Plus on Apple Podcasts.
Mila
The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much and women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe with guests like Corinne Stephens.
Morgan
I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happen and then everybody else want to get pissed off cuz the white said it was okay.
Mila
Problem.
Lunchbox
My oldest daughter, her first day in.
Morgan
Ninth grade and I called to ask.
Lunchbox
How I was doing. She was like, oh dad, all they doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school.
Mila
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Morgan
What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like I feel the moisture between my legs when a man sends me money, I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it.
Mila
Listen to the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect podcast network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast.
Lunchbox
Sometimes as dads, I think we're too hard on ourselves. We get down on ourselves on not being able to, you know, we're the providers, but we also have to learn to take care of ourselves. Arapahoe way. You gotta pray for yourself as well as for everybody else. But never forget yourself. Self love made me a better dad because I realized my worth. Never stop being a dad. That's dedication. Find out more in Fatherhood, brought to you by the U.S. department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council. High key. Looking for your next obsession? Listen to High Key, a new weekly podcast hosted by Ben o' Keefe, Ryan Mitchell and Yvie. Oddly, we got a lot of things to get into. We're gonna gush about the random stuff we can't stop thinking about. I am High Key. Going to lose my mind over all things Cowboy Carter.
Mila
I know girl the way she about.
Lunchbox
To yank my bank account.
Mila
Correct.
Lunchbox
And one thing I really love about this is that she is celebrating her daughters. Oh, I know. Listen. High key on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Morgan
I agree with you. It does take away a level of it. But to your point, I feel like Thanksgiving has become more connected because we are spending more time together where we actually get to hang out. We're not focused on the food.
Lunchbox
True. So it shouldn't be about the food. Or should it? I don't know what the. I don't know what it is.
Morgan
It really meant more of like community and being around your people.
Lunchbox
So I'm thankful for your. I mean, it says Thanksgiving thankful.
Morgan
I think we attached it. I really think it meant was like community. Everybody comes around the table, you're sharing a meal. Got it was the original purpose.
Lunchbox
It's not a go for a 10k run.
Morgan
No, it's not to go for a dang turkey trot. Crazy people. That I think it does. It does take away like some nostalgia maybe is what is missing when you don't cook the meal. But I don't know. We've had. We always order out from a place called Puckett's here in town.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Morgan
And it's such delicious food. And then we get pies from Costco and they're a pound. They're huge.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Morgan
You've never. You've never seen the pies from Costco?
Lunchbox
No, I've seen them. I mean, you understand. I used to work at Sam's, so I mean, I've seen these pies. I worked at Sam's. I see. Everything has been. I worked at Costco also. You know what I mean? Like, they're all large. I get it. But yeah, yeah.
Morgan
So that's what we do.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
But I hear you.
Lunchbox
So you do. Maybe I need to check out their menu.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, you would love Puckets. It's good. Like, in general too, just to go eat at. But they have really bomb Thanksgiving takeout them and Monell's.
Lunchbox
Those are our two Monells. If you're coming to town, that is the best breakfast spot. I love that.
Morgan
It's one of my favorites. It's just. It's not for everyone because some people don't like family style.
Lunchbox
Oh, they should.
Morgan
They should. But like, you're sitting with strangers, you.
Lunchbox
Get to eat with strangers. It's so great. So even if you show up and it looks like there's a lot of people the wait time is 10 minutes because they put 20 people at one table. So it's not like you're sitting there for two hours. Like, if you go to the barrel, you know, and it's like, oh, it's an hour wait. Well, yeah, it's going to be really an hour because it's only a table of four or two or three. And it's like, go to Monell's.
Morgan
Oh, no. And the food's amazing.
Lunchbox
It is.
Morgan
I always get homemade jam from there whenever.
Lunchbox
I love that place. That's a great spot. Oh, man.
Morgan
So they do Thanksgiving dinners, too. And we. We've. So we've gotten monos. And we got puckets.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'll put those on the list. Write them down.
Morgan
And then Costco pies, because they have apple pie and pumpkin and honestly, pumpkin. Pumpkin.
Lunchbox
I don't like pumpkin.
Morgan
This is our. This is our. Add on. I hate you.
Lunchbox
This is our I don't like pumpkin pie.
Morgan
Oh, I thought you were still making fun of me.
Lunchbox
No, no, I literally said pumpkin. I didn't say pumpkin. I didn't make fun of you because I couldn't say camaraderie. That's it. I couldn't say that word. So I can't get on you. But I don't like pumpkin pie.
Morgan
Really?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Do you like apple pie?
Lunchbox
Oh, I like apple pie.
Morgan
Okay. I didn't know if it was a pie thing or just.
Lunchbox
No. Apple pie, cherry pie, pecan pie.
Morgan
Just not pumpkin.
Lunchbox
It's not pumpkin. I'm not really down with pumpkin anything.
Morgan
You know, I was never a huge fan either, but my mom makes homemade whipped cream to go with it, and that kind of adds a. But you don't really like icing.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't eat whipped cream.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
I just eat the pie.
Morgan
Yeah, that also makes sense why you like pie. Because this is the thing about Lunchbox. He doesn't like icing. So anytime there's a cake or something, he'll, like, scrape off the icing.
Lunchbox
I do. I try to eat around the icing. I try to get the one with the least icing just so I can get more. If I'm gonna get cake, I get more cake.
Morgan
Yeah. Or like a cookie cake. You always scrape off the icing?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I scrape off the icing. Like, the icing is too much. It's too rich. It's too. I'm just.
Morgan
Do you like ice cream?
Lunchbox
I do like ice cream.
Morgan
Okay. I'm just figuring out your threshold.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but cheesecake is number one. Like, that'll Win every time. Every time. Just give me cheesecake.
Morgan
That's your number one dessert. Okay. Mount Rushmore of desserts.
Lunchbox
Oh, cheesecake. Ooh. And then it's probably, if it's a good one, a brownie.
Morgan
Yeah, brownies are.
Lunchbox
Brownie is two, then ice cream is three.
Morgan
Okay, you got one more?
Lunchbox
Oh, I got one more.
Morgan
There's four heads on Mount Rushmore.
Lunchbox
Oh, I didn't hear you. I just saw you said rate your desserts.
Morgan
Maybe you don't have one. Maybe you only have three heads on your dessert plate.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. There has to be something else that I'm missing, right?
Morgan
You like cookies?
Lunchbox
I like cookies. They're all right. They have to be perfect.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Cookies can be really bad. There's not a lot of great cookies. There's a lot of cookies made, but they're not all great.
Morgan
That's fair.
Lunchbox
Like, they're hard. They're soft. They're too soft. They're. Ah, man. Like, I had a cookie the other day. I've told you this before. I think it wasn't even the other day, like, at a restaurant. I was like, oh, let me get a cookie, like, with my meal. It had damn salt on it. Like, excuse me. Like, what are you.
Morgan
I've never had a chocolate chip cookie with salt on it.
Lunchbox
I spit that thing in the trash.
Morgan
No, that changes. A chocolate chip cookie with some sea salt.
Lunchbox
It takes it from good to absolute garbage. If you like salt on your cookies, you're not human.
Morgan
I'm so sad right now.
Lunchbox
Well, how do you like salt on it?
Morgan
It's sea salt on chocolate chip cookies. It just adds a sweet and salty texture. And it is chef's kiss.
Lunchbox
Chef's kiss of the butt.
Mila
Okay.
Morgan
Okay. Well, then, what's your fourth?
Lunchbox
My fourth. Gosh, that's tough. What else is there? What else can there be?
Morgan
Pies. You can put pies on there. Yeah. Pies are donuts.
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
You don't really like cakes.
Lunchbox
Don't like really cake cupcakes? No. Maybe, like. But I guess blizzards and, like, things like that are.
Morgan
You can be very specific.
Lunchbox
I like blizzards a lot. Blizzards are really good. Milkshake. Okay, I like milkshakes.
Morgan
Any particular flavor?
Lunchbox
I've shifted. Strawberry.
Morgan
What did you used to like?
Lunchbox
Chocolate.
Morgan
Okay. But I'm gonna say vanilla. Anybody who likes just straight up vanilla ice cream, I'm like, it's actually pretty good. It is good. But if you have a cookie or brownie with it. But if you're just eating straight up vanilla ice Cream. You're just missing so much life.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I would just say if they would make. If they make the straw. If it's a real milkshake and they put real strawberries in it.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Chef's kiss. What is your kiss?
Morgan
Of the butt, apparently.
Lunchbox
No, not of the butt. That is. Not of the butt cheek. That is. That's when you put salt on a cookie. Yeah, Chef's kiss of the butt cheek is when you put salt on a cookie. What is yours?
Morgan
Yeah, I was thinking about it as you were talking about, number one, grilled cheese. No, this is dessert.
Lunchbox
You may eat that for dessert. You're weird.
Morgan
Listen, there are. There are things that they do. Grilled cheese or like, cheese with chocolate.
Mila
Good little mixture.
Morgan
You never had an empanada with queso and chocolate?
Lunchbox
No, it's really. What in the crap?
Morgan
I've had a lot of.
Lunchbox
You got to smoke a lot of. Like that.
Morgan
I just love dessert, and I love cheese. Those are, like, two. My. Two of my favorite food groups.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
So I would say, you know what.
Lunchbox
Is pretty good, though? Like, but I don't. I don't know. I've never had this. I had it, like, once every two years. Is like, when they do the melted chocolate and you dip stuff in it.
Morgan
Fondue.
Lunchbox
That's what it's called.
Morgan
Fondue's amazing.
Lunchbox
That. That. That's good. But I wouldn't put that on my top four desserts, because I never have it.
Morgan
Yeah, no, this is. Yeah. More frequently. Stuff you need all the time.
Lunchbox
More accessible.
Morgan
Yeah. Okay. One is funfetti cake.
Lunchbox
Okay. Okay.
Morgan
I love funfetti. You can funfetti of everything.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
Funfetti's. It's like birthday cake.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know.
Morgan
It is of that capacity. I would say a chocolate chip cookie with sea salt.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. Chef. Kiss to the butt cheek.
Morgan
It's so good. And then I would say there is specifically this ice cream that's on the west coast, and it's called. Hold on, hold on. Because it's like their ginnies. You know how we have ginnies?
Lunchbox
Yeah. You're going to a specific ice cream place on the West Coast. Can I tell you the problem with.
Morgan
I think, is what it's called?
Lunchbox
I think I've heard of that. You know what? I. It's. These ice cream places are now starting to get too complicated.
Morgan
No, they're not.
Lunchbox
They're trying to put 12 different things in one flavor of ice cream. It's like, man, can we just get a normal ice cream? Like, it drives me Nuts. Like, I go to those ice cream places, like sea salt with caramel fudge, marshmallow brownie. What?
Morgan
They're so good.
Lunchbox
Can I just get, like, cookies and cream?
Morgan
See, this is my problem. I don't like plain ice cream. So I love that they add a whole bunch of things.
Lunchbox
It just gets too complicated.
Morgan
I love it.
Lunchbox
And then you're sitting there. Can I taste that one? Can I taste that one? Because I don't know what is. You know, all these combinations seem very outrageous to me.
Morgan
Well, then you're not going to like my pick. But it's like this cookie dough brownie ice cream, and it's from salt and straw.
Lunchbox
Well, now that cookie dough and brownie kind of go together.
Morgan
Yeah, those are like fudge in it.
Lunchbox
Okay, see, now we're getting too complicated. Now we're adding six different layers. See, that's too much. I'm out.
Morgan
But it's so good. So that's my other one. Okay, and then.
Lunchbox
So now we're on number three.
Morgan
This is four now, because I had fun.
Lunchbox
You had the chef's kiss of the butt cheek.
Morgan
I forgot chocolate chip with sea salt. This salt and charl ice cream. And then my mom's red velvet cake.
Lunchbox
Okay, because your mom makes it. So you.
Morgan
It's homemade. I've tried so many different kinds of red velvet and nothing tastes like hers. Homemade cake, homemade icing. It's like this cream cheese. It sits for hours. Icing, it's insane.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
Those would be my top four.
Lunchbox
I will say that one of my neighbors, I think she made it. I don't know. Maybe she didn't make it, but her kid was having a birthday.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And I'm pretty sure she made a homemade ice cream cake. I don't even know how you do it.
Morgan
Oh, yum. Yeah, people do that.
Lunchbox
That's pretty good. Like, that was actually interesting because you don't expect it to be ice cream in the middle. It was like ice cream. I don't know how. I assume she made it.
Morgan
Did she put the little crunchies in it?
Lunchbox
Morgan, don't. Don't ask me that. This was six months ago.
Morgan
Okay, but you ate it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but I don't know what you mean by crunch.
Morgan
Hold on. You've never been to Dairy Queen and you got an ice cream cake and it has little crunchy.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying. I don't know if she bought it from Dairy Queen or she made it, but I know it was an ice cream cake. I don't know. It Was good.
Morgan
Those ice cream cake with the crunchies in the middle are so good.
Lunchbox
Like, it was like, okay, I get why this is good. But I. I didn't. I don't know. I'm pretty sure she made it. I don't know. I. Don't quote me on that.
Morgan
Let me turn you on to something because you like Dairy Queen.
Lunchbox
I do like Dairy Queen. They have. They have something for everyone.
Morgan
Yes.
Lunchbox
That is the great thing about Dairy Queen. They have the in. You can't. You don't have to get the same dessert every time. They have different desserts, which just make it so amazing. When they dip that ice cream cone into the chocolate. So legit. That is like the coolest thing ever. It's like when I was in Tyler, Texas, and my brother had a baseball tournament. And my dad and I go to the mall and it was July 25th. Oh, what is July 25th? You ask?
Morgan
I didn't.
Lunchbox
But please tell me my birthday. Okay. And we are walking through the mall and there's an ice cream store in the mall. And it is their birthday also. So if it's your birthday, you get a free ice cream.
Morgan
Love that.
Lunchbox
And it was one where they. It was old fashioned, where you take it and they dip it in the freaking whatever. Do I remember if my brother won that baseball tournament or not? No. But do I remember being at the mall with my dad and getting a free ice cream? Absolutely.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Happy birthday to me. No idea if that mall is still there. No idea if that ice cream thing is there. And no idea if they were even around a long time or if they just said, oh, it's our 30th year, you know, and said it was their birthday.
Morgan
I don't think you make that up. But.
Lunchbox
Yeah, well, you could.
Morgan
You could. But I don't think they typically do.
Lunchbox
It was crazy. And I'll never forget that. Ice cream in the mall. But yeah, go back to Dairy Queen.
Morgan
Wait. Okay. So old fashioned. And we have a few places like that. There's one in Nashville called Bobby's Dairy Day.
Lunchbox
Bobby's Dairy Day.
Morgan
Stuff like, similar.
Lunchbox
And they're closed during the winter. Like, they just closed because they're like. We're so much. Everybody buys ice cream. No one's coming in the winter. So whoever works there gets like two months off. What a job.
Morgan
Yeah, that's. That's a cool place to own. So Dairy Queen. We used to go there all the time. We would go to Dairy Queen in Brahms. Brahms had, like.
Lunchbox
We didn't do Brahms.
Morgan
Greek Yogurt, Not Greek yogurt. Frozen yogurt. Like swirl.
Lunchbox
We didn't have Brahms.
Morgan
This is so good. But it's a Midwest, Jane, so Dairy Queen, we would always get crunch coat.
Lunchbox
What?
Morgan
So you talk about the chocolate Crunch coat has this like, mixture and you'd love it because you love nuts. It has these like.
Lunchbox
Whoa, whoa, that's easy there.
Morgan
Okay. Peanuts, cashews, nuts, pistachios.
Lunchbox
Thank you. We had to clarify.
Morgan
Okay. Well, in it they like, it's like this candy coated crunch, but there's also like peanuts and stuff in the mixture. And it has sprinkles in is the best thing. And for a long time they discontinued it. But you can buy the crunch coat online on Amazon. I bought it back. And you love vanilla ice cream, right?
Lunchbox
It's fine. I don't. I mean, it's not my favorite, but I mean, it's not bad.
Morgan
You do this with your kids, your kids will love it. I'm telling you. Get this crunch coat and it is, it's so good. It is the best thing I ever had.
Lunchbox
Crunch coat.
Morgan
Yeah. Crunch coat coat coat. Like a crunch coating and it's just like little flakes. Yeah, it's like, it's like if you mixed sprinkles and a bunch of little like candy coated things.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. Waffles are ready. Oh, thank you, man. Dude, holy crap. I did not. I thought no one else was in the building. Dude. Holy crap. Yes. Saturday morning. I did not know you were here. Dude. Oh, my God.
Morgan
Okay, we're gonna eat bacon though. We're gonna take a break before these two get into it again. We'll be back.
Lunchbox
Scared the crap out of me. On a Saturday. Oh, enough about dessert. We're moving on. We're not talking about Summer. We're talking about the boyfriend.
Morgan
You're not talking about the boyfriend. This is not get it on. This is why we're not going to talk about it.
Lunchbox
What do you mean we're not going to talk about it?
Morgan
Because why? Because this, this is how you responded.
Lunchbox
No, this is not how I responded. So after your family was in town and spent some time with them, what were the reports back? Do they text the report in the family group or do you talk about it individually? How does that go?
Morgan
I've talked about it individually with everyone that was in town.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
And everybody loves him.
Lunchbox
No, okay, okay. That's too generic. Like, who do you talk to first?
Morgan
Okay. My dad was the first one who said it to me and he was like, Morgan, he Was like, I really like him. I think he very much respects you and supports you, and that's all a dad could ask for.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Morgan
And that's what my dad said.
Lunchbox
In the past, though, has your dad said, morgan, I like him. He respects you?
Morgan
No, he normally is just like, he's nice, seems like a good guy. That's typically my dad's response.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Morgan
This was a little bit more detailed.
Lunchbox
Maybe because they spent more time with.
Morgan
This one potentially, but.
Lunchbox
Or maybe this one talked to your dad more and they had more in common. Maybe they talked about, you know, maybe they went to Hooters and had a.
Morgan
Beer and have a beer. But we did spend a lot of time together. But I also think that was a credit to my boyfriend because he very much wanted to be involved in everything that was going on.
Lunchbox
And the fact that he was spending the night at your house while they were there.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
I mean, he's making coffee with his shirt off while your dad's sitting there and your mom's on the couch making.
Morgan
Coffee with his shirt off. He also has a job and had to go to work for the full days, so he wasn't like just chilling there all day every day. But he was involved. When we would go out to dinners and we'd go and do stuff, he was there.
Lunchbox
So I understand that. Okay, so your dad's the first one that came to you and said that. Yes. Then who's next?
Morgan
Mom came to me, actually. I think my brother in law said to my sister, so I should have said. I didn't talk specifically to my brother in law, but my brother in law told my sister, I want to hang out with him some more. I really like him. And they want to go golfing together. Okay. So I feel like that's a good dude thing.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Morgan
If he wants to go golfing with him.
Lunchbox
Because you're gonna spend three and a half, four hours with someone, that means you are thinking they're gonna be an okay person.
Morgan
Yes.
Lunchbox
To hang out with for that long. So you're. Do you talk to your sister's husband a lot or no?
Morgan
Sometimes. Typically he comes on her FaceTime for like five minutes and then he, like, runs away.
Lunchbox
See, that's what I do because my wife, she does a FaceTime with her family every Sunday. And I mean, yes, her family. Yay. But they talk. Her. She talks to her parents, like, almost every day also. Like, I do, but then they talk on Sundays and they go over the same stuff and they sit there for an hour and a half. And I'm like, how can we just sit here and talk for an hour and a half, guys? Like, there's not. We can't do that. Like, let's do 10 minutes, and let's move on. And Herman's always like, you never get on the FaceTime. I'm like, I say hi, and then I go do something because I can't hang out for an hour and a half talking about the same stuff you've already talked about, but now you're filling in with, you know, but go ahead.
Morgan
Yes. But. Yes. No. He'll. He'll always ask my sister, hey, what's Morgan doing? And so she'll FaceTime me, and he'll be there for five minutes, and he's like, okay, bye. She's like, do you make me facetime her so you can go do stuff?
Lunchbox
He. He didn't say FaceTime her. He just said, what's Morgan doing? Like, how's everything? He's basically, in a general term, just being nice and asking about her sister.
Morgan
He. Yes, but, like, my sister, on multiple times, has been like, you have her phone number. You can text her or call her if you want to know what she's doing.
Lunchbox
Well, that's not what he's meaning. He's not meaning I want to text her and see how she's doing. She's just. He's making conversation with his wife.
Morgan
We think. We think this is a strategic tactic from him so he can come play his video games. Because my sister and I will then be on FaceTime for, like, 20, 30 minutes, just catching up.
Lunchbox
And then he gets to get. He escapes.
Morgan
So we've. We've decoded that. We think that's what's happening.
Lunchbox
Smart move by him.
Morgan
Yeah, it's pretty smart. But he likes him once we go off, so that's a good, good sign. And they were, like, beer bros the whole time. They were enjoying drinking beers and hanging out together.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Morgan
I think there was a good vibe there. And then my sister really likes him. She thinks he seems very kind, and she loves that he loves my animals very well. Like, that was something that she noticed while she was there.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
And then my mom, she. She thought he was awesome, and she had a whole lot of different things to say.
Lunchbox
Well, what did a whole lot of different things is not a lot of things. Did she text you a list? Did she have a list and go over it with her?
Morgan
Yeah, we talked about him in person.
Lunchbox
Oh, with him there?
Morgan
No, he was at work.
Lunchbox
Okay, good.
Morgan
But. And I don't Want to get into all that because it's a little bit more personal. But the. Like, at the end, my mom always typically cries whenever she leaves me or I leave her. It's always kind of emotional. And this time when she was crying, she was like, I'm just so happy you have someone who treats you this way. Wow.
Lunchbox
Okay. And then they drove off in your Jeep.
Morgan
Yeah, mom drove off in the Jeep.
Lunchbox
And so that's pretty emotional for you to say bye to your Jeep.
Morgan
Yeah, I was crying about the Jeep.
Lunchbox
Oh, man. My family's leaving. My Jeep's leaving. My world's falling apart now. Does he own a house?
Morgan
No, he lives in an apartment. Oh, so he's only lived in. In Nashville for a few years.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Morgan
He came from Florida. He owned a house there, but moved to Florida or moved to here and wasn't sure if he was staying. What? What? That.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Still not sure if he's staying?
Morgan
No. He knows now. Whoa.
Lunchbox
That means engagement rumors are flying.
Morgan
Okay, We're. Stop. Don't start things.
Lunchbox
Well, you said. You said he knows he's staying now. So, I mean, that is like, whoa.
Morgan
For yes. Now. Like, right now. He knows. He's saying right now. Okay, that's what I said.
Lunchbox
Is this apartment close to your house?
Morgan
Yeah, it's like 10 minutes.
Lunchbox
But he. I mean, when's his lease up?
Morgan
Sometime in the fall.
Lunchbox
Yeah, man.
Morgan
All right, so.
Lunchbox
Well, let me mark this down.
Morgan
Don't do any marking down.
Lunchbox
Marked it down.
Morgan
No. I will tell you guys when stuff happens.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to need this clip because I need to let Bobby know there's an engagement coming there.
Morgan
Oh, I. I don't. I am just excited to be with somebody and we're really enjoying each other's company. Right.
Lunchbox
Got it. Okay. That's pretty cool. Yeah.
Morgan
So I'm happy. He's a good guy.
Lunchbox
Are you going on vacation with him?
Morgan
Yes.
Lunchbox
Whoa. Oh, man. Holy mackerel. Holy mackerel. Where are you going?
Morgan
We're doing a road trip. We're going to Chicago and Minnesota and back down through Iowa.
Lunchbox
What do you like?
Morgan
What's your hiking? We're bringing Remy. We're gonna do a bunch of state park hikes and visit a. And I've never been to Chicago, so we're gonna do the.
Lunchbox
Oh, do you need a place to stay in Chicago?
Morgan
Is this your family there?
Lunchbox
Yeah, my Aunt Judy's there.
Morgan
Aunt Judy, be like, who are these people?
Lunchbox
And Judy, be cool.
Morgan
You need some wrecks? No, we have a place, but I do need some wrecks for fun.
Lunchbox
Well, are you going to go to Cubs game?
Morgan
No, probably not. I'm not a huge.
Lunchbox
It doesn't matter. Have you ever been to the atmosphere of Wrigley Field?
Morgan
No, but we are going to walk in that whole area where all the restaurants and bars are. That's on our list to go. And Wrigleyville. Yeah.
Lunchbox
So you're going to be right next door and you're not going to walk in the stadium.
Morgan
I mean, I just don't really.
Lunchbox
It's like heaven on earth.
Morgan
I hear you, but that's because you also love that team. I don't really have.
Lunchbox
What about him? Does he not like sports?
Morgan
He likes sports. Baseball is not his favorite though.
Lunchbox
But it's still a baseball game where you get a beer in a hot dog.
Morgan
If we didn't have Remy, probably.
Lunchbox
Remy can stay in the hotel room.
Morgan
Yeah, but this one, this particular one, the host was a little weird about even having a dog, so it was just weird. So I don't think that's going to happen.
Lunchbox
You're going to drive all the way to Chicago.
Morgan
There was a lot of hotels open. I mean, it's around 4th of July, so.
Lunchbox
And you are not going to walk into Wrigley Field when you're right next door. I mean, you guys are un American. You guys. Oh my gosh. I scream usa. Usa. And you guys are going to be right there next to the Holy Grail, Wrigley Field.
Morgan
You can't say this because I specifically went to Boston to go to a Red Sox game. That was my Holy Grail.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Morgan
And I got to see the Green Monster and everything. That's historic. That's.
Lunchbox
Wrigley is historic.
Morgan
I hear you, but that's my. Like that's.
Lunchbox
Have you ever seen the ivy growing on the brick walls out there?
Morgan
This is yours.
Lunchbox
No, no, I.
Morgan
Red Sox was for me.
Lunchbox
You're not a Red Sox fan?
Morgan
I was growing up. I'm not anymore now. No, I never stayed with it. My. I had my best friend growing up and her brothers are from Rhode Island. They were massive Yankee and Red Sox fans. So I always watched the games.
Lunchbox
Got it. I understand.
Morgan
So that was my connection.
Lunchbox
I'm just saying, your boyfriend, if he's a cold blooded American male, oh my goodness. Likes beers and hot dogs.
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Morgan
I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened and then everybody else want to get pissed off cuz the white said it was okay. Problem.
Lunchbox
My oldest daughter her first day in.
Morgan
Ninth grade and I called to ask.
Lunchbox
How I was doing. She was like oh dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school.
Mila
And Slumflower.
Morgan
What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like I feel the moisture between my legs. When a man sends me money, I'm like, oh, my God, it's go time. You actually sent it.
Mila
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Lunchbox
Sometimes as dads, I think we're too hard on ourselves. We get down on ourselves on not being able to, you know, we're the providers, but we also have to learn to take care of ourselves. Arapahoe way, you gotta pray for yourself as well as for everybody else, but never forget yourself. Self love made me a better dad because I realized my worth. Never stop being a dad. That's dedication. Find out more@fatherhood.gov brought to you by.
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Lunchbox
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Mila
Correct.
Lunchbox
And one thing I really love about this is that she is celebrating her daughters. Oh, I know. Listen to High key on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Morgan
Also, that's your idea of vacation. That's not my idea of vacation. On an afternoon, you could have a pork missile anywhere.
Lunchbox
Not at Wrigley Field in the bleachers with the bums.
Morgan
You could. In Wrigley. What is that area called?
Lunchbox
Wrigleyville.
Morgan
Yeah, you could. In Wrigleyville.
Lunchbox
All right. That's okay. What are you gonna do in Minnesota? Let me guess. Be right across street from the Minnesota Twin Stadium and not go in.
Morgan
No, we're not gonna. We're going all up into northern Minnesota or on the, like, St. Paul coast. What? Whatever.
Lunchbox
Yeah, St. Paul.
Morgan
No, not St. Paul.
Lunchbox
Rochester.
Morgan
No, it's like Duluth. It's.
Lunchbox
Oh, Duluth.
Morgan
You're. You're sitting on that, like, little. I don't know what it's called.
Lunchbox
Yeah, okay. I mean, I believe you.
Morgan
Anyway, then we're going back down to Iowa, and there's state parks there that we're gonna stop by.
Lunchbox
Iowa's got parks.
Morgan
Yeah. Iowa had a lot.
Lunchbox
Didn't know that.
Morgan
Yeah, they have a really cool Caves State Park. That looks insane.
Lunchbox
Well, if you ever go to the casino in Council Bluffs, Iowa.
Morgan
Is that where you went?
Lunchbox
Ask them why they kicked me out, man. Still. Still a little bitter about that.
Morgan
You're probably still banned for life.
Lunchbox
We got escorted out. They're like. We're like, oh, we're about to leave. I think that's a good idea. We'll walk you out.
Morgan
What'd you do?
Lunchbox
Well, see, my roommate from college, John Hodges, Shout out, he was graduating from law school at the University of Nebraska.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And Nebraska's next to Iowa. And so they're like, oh, you want to go to the casino? We're like, heck, yeah. Guys night. So me, him, his brother, his father in law.
Morgan
Oh, dang. There was even, like, a parent there.
Lunchbox
Well, we were old. I mean, we were in our 20s, mid-20s, maybe late.
Morgan
He's a college friend, though, right?
Lunchbox
Well, he was my college roommate, but then he went in the Marines. Then he called me one day and said, hey, I just wanted to say thank you. And I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, thanks for paying for me to go to law school. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. So he went to law school, and I paid for it. So we were all, how did you.
Morgan
Pay for it exactly?
Lunchbox
Cause he's in the Marine. So my tax dollar, he.
Morgan
Oh, I see it now.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's just like. He's really.
Morgan
I was just really confused there because you paying for college when you didn't finish was really throwing me off.
Lunchbox
No, no, I wasn't gonna pay for him, but so we went to the casino, and they were like, you had to buy your own drinks. Fine, whatever. Let's get hammered. We're getting hammered. And the dealer's like, when you win, you gotta celebrate. And we celebrate. She's like, that's not loud enough. So we go crazy. Yeah, we're going nuts. And we were making money money. And the whole casino was looking at us like we were crazy. And then that's when we got escorted out after a couple hours of us.
Morgan
Being kind of the dealer's fault.
Lunchbox
I agree with you. But they did not appreciate us being hammered and taking their money. And then also, I guess we were disrupting the other customers, and they were like, all right, you guys about ready to leave? We're like, yeah, we're heading out there. Like, we think that's a good idea. We'll go ahead and walk you. And they escorted us out of the casino.
Morgan
Okay, so you could probably go back. You're not banned.
Lunchbox
I'm not banned, but I definitely got escorted Out. And I've never been back.
Morgan
Well, you know. And why would you. I guess.
Lunchbox
Exactly. Why would I?
Morgan
Unless you have, like, a really good reason specific. Specifically. No.
Lunchbox
We went to his graduation the next day. I've never been back to Nebraska either.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
That was the first time I've ever been to Nebraska.
Morgan
Are those close by each other?
Lunchbox
Nebraska and Iowa. They gotta be next door because we drove to Council.
Morgan
That's true.
Lunchbox
I don't know how far Lincoln is from Council Bluffs. Maybe an hour. I don't know what it was, but the father in law, he was the DD that night. And we got. It was awesome. And it was all guys. And then my wife and we had to pull over the side of the road so a couple of us guys could pee on the way home.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
So we were right there by the exit ramp, peeing.
Morgan
Okay. Well, I don't know that I'm gonna be passing by this casino.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But if you do stop in, see if they got my picture on the wall.
Morgan
Okay. We also might pop over to this place called Galena in Illinois. It's a cute little winery and, like, really cute town.
Lunchbox
Yes. Are you going to Wisconsin at all?
Morgan
No, I've been to Wisconsin.
Lunchbox
Okay. Yeah. Chicago. What else can you do? You don't eat.
Morgan
We're gonna eat deep dish pizza.
Lunchbox
Which one? Don't make the mistake and eat the dumb ones.
Morgan
Which one? Well, I don't know what the dumb ones are.
Lunchbox
If you're downtown, you go to Geno's East.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
That's the only answer. Don't. If anybody tells you Ghirardelli's or whatever.
Morgan
I haven't had that. But have you had Giovanni's?
Lunchbox
Whatever.
Morgan
No. Have you had quads?
Lunchbox
What?
Morgan
Quads.
Lunchbox
No.
Morgan
I guess it's one that's been around for decades.
Lunchbox
Geno's east has been around for as long as I've been alive.
Morgan
Geno's East?
Lunchbox
Downtown.
Morgan
Downtown, yeah.
Lunchbox
Right across the street is where a guy was pushing his woman into the wall when we were kids and my dad went and broke it up.
Morgan
That's bad. What about donuts? Do you have a.
Lunchbox
No, I don't. I don't. But you want to. You want a pork missile place. Portillo's it is. Dynamite. Go to Portillo's and get a hot dog. Get the pork missile.
Morgan
Tell the boyfriend, like.
Lunchbox
I mean, you may. I don't even know if they have them in the city. You may have to go on the outskirts of the cities, but Portillo's is the spot.
Morgan
Okay. That Sounds fun. Yeah, but that's. Yes, we have that. And we're also talking about going down to Universal at one point.
Lunchbox
What? How are you gonna drive from there to there?
Morgan
Different trips.
Lunchbox
Okay, got it. Thank you.
Morgan
We have two.
Lunchbox
Why would you drive to Universal's far?
Morgan
We're all driving. We're flying.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
That's what I said. Different trips.
Lunchbox
I was like, universal's far.
Morgan
I had two trips planned together.
Lunchbox
Wow. All right, man. That's a pretty big deal.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah. That's exciting stuff. What about TV shows? You been watching anything? Like, do you guys have the same taste, or have you got his. Have you had to convert him and he's converted you?
Morgan
This is a problem. He doesn't watch TV and movies at the same rate that I do. That's the only problem. Because I'm kind of crazy and I watch, like, when I'm working and stuff.
Lunchbox
I don't know how anybody watches them at the rate you guys do. I don't understand it.
Morgan
You're all like, have kids either, though.
Lunchbox
You're all like, oh, I watched three shows this week. I'm like, what? I watched one episode of one show the last week.
Morgan
Yes. You have kids. There's a night if I just choose, I'm like, I'm not gonna do anything. I'm just gonna sit here and watch a show I can do.
Lunchbox
That must be nice.
Morgan
It is. We watch Friends and Neighbors together and.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I haven't seen that one.
Morgan
He loves all he. We're both nerds together. He likes Harry Potter and all that stuff with me.
Lunchbox
So question. Can you do me a favor?
Morgan
Yes.
Lunchbox
Can you show him calling from accounts?
Morgan
No, because it's not a good show.
Lunchbox
No, no, no, no, no, no. Guys, has anybody, anybody listen to this pod? Have you guys not realized how good calling from accounts is?
Morgan
I had one person write me and say, dang. Yeah, I really liked call to know.
Lunchbox
If I like this guy or not, just by if he likes calling from accounts. If I know he's a winner or a loser.
Morgan
No, we have a similar sense of humor. So I don't know, because, remember, we talk. We broke this down, and it has to do. A sense of humor, for sure.
Lunchbox
I mean, it's. The calling from accounts is awkward humor. It's like the office.
Morgan
I don't like. I don't know that he likes awkward.
Lunchbox
You don't like being uncomfortable?
Morgan
No. You know this about me. When you go and do stuff and I literally run away from you.
Lunchbox
You're right. That's a great point. It's a touche touche moment.
Morgan
That's why I don't like this show.
Lunchbox
I get it. But I can't harp on it enough, how good it is.
Morgan
I hear you and I comedy shows. I just, there's a certain sense of humor that I don't think I have the threshold for. And I think calling from accounts is that one.
Lunchbox
That might be it. And you want to know what's disappointing for me? What is Shark Tank?
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Mark Cuban's last episode aired a couple weeks ago.
Morgan
Oh, that's sad.
Lunchbox
And I was going to sit down and watch it and apparently we were having a storm at that time. So all I have is news coverage. I don't have anything from the last episode of Shark Tank. And I'm like, how in the world is it Mark Cuban's last episode of Shark Tank, the thing I've been watching for however many years and he's not even. I can't watch it.
Morgan
Is it on the ABC app?
Lunchbox
What app?
Morgan
Most of the time the networks have their own apps. You have a smart tv.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Cause I went to On Demand.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And they only had like two shows on On Demand. So I gotta go to go to something else.
Morgan
It's not On Demand. That's different. So you have a smart tv.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Can you download apps to your smart tv?
Lunchbox
I think so, yeah.
Morgan
If you get the ABC app. Network shows will always put their. Typically, I don't know if this has changed a little bit with obviously subscription and stuff, but they will put that season of their network shows on there because they want you to watch it.
Lunchbox
Okay. So.
Morgan
And most of the time that's free. It's. At least in previous years it has been free. Like I watch a lot of CW shows and they're all on there that season for free.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Morgan
So you go to ABC and I think you should be able to get.
Lunchbox
It because I, I mean I have been waiting to see like what they do at the end. Like do they give him a big send off? Is it all teary eyed or is he like, yo, I'm done. I hate this place. Get me off the set. Throws his mic down. I don't know what happens. I, I need to see it. I don't know if like all of his inventors like that he's invested in, if they come out and surprise him at the end. Yeah, I have no idea. And I'm like, oh, so annoying.
Morgan
Wait, so what season is this? You know?
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's the season that just aired.
Morgan
Okay, but season, what season? Are you in 16? Is it season 16?
Lunchbox
I don't. Just made it up.
Morgan
Okay, and so when was his last one?
Lunchbox
Like May maybe? No, maybe. Why I'm saying season 16 is because I think it was May 16 is when it was airing.
Morgan
Okay, it's on here it is.
Lunchbox
Is it the last episode of season?
Morgan
Episode 20 of season 16? I don't know if it's the last. What does it say on the 6th, May 16th?
Lunchbox
Does it say mark says goodbye?
Morgan
It literally says luxury candles, gourmet deviled eggs and a tick removal mitten.
Lunchbox
Huh. Well, that didn't help me, but it has.
Morgan
It's 40, 42 minutes. It's the whole thing.
Lunchbox
Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, I know it's gonna be 42 minutes because there's gonna be no commercials on that.
Morgan
I mean, they only have from May 2nd. So this is also the problem is they'll delete them.
Lunchbox
See, that's not cool.
Morgan
But they have from May 2, which you would have watched.
Lunchbox
So I go to abc.com or what you do? Yeah, abc.com and then I'll just do it through my. The computer to the tv.
Morgan
You can do it through your computer? You can download that? Oh boy. We have a technology lesson. Yes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know how to do the. Like I've learned how to do the. Plug the TV into the computer.
Morgan
You can plug into. Yes. You can put it on your computer?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Cuz my TV is so old. It's a smart tv. But like I can't get like Apple tv. Yeah, Apple. I can't get it on the tv. Like I can't download the app. Well, so I had to use it.
Morgan
On the computer to have an Apple tv. To have Apple TV on the app.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Morgan
I don't know about Apple TV plus, which is their streaming service.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm talking about. I can't download the app on my smart tv, so I have to plug it in. So like when I watch Shrinking, I have to plug my wife's computer into the TV and then it does it on the tv. That's how I watch a lot of things.
Morgan
Oh yeah. Do you have Roku or Amazon Fire Stick?
Lunchbox
I don't know what those are. Everybody talks.
Morgan
I like an Apple tv.
Lunchbox
Everybody talks about those. My brother talks about, hey, you should get a fire stick. I'm like, I don't know what that is. And I don't know if my computer, if my TV can't download the app, is it gonna have a spot for me to stick the stick in.
Morgan
Hold on. Smart TVs, you're accessing what's on the TV to utilize streaming services and stuff. An Apple TV, a Roku, a. I.
Lunchbox
Used to have one of those little square things. The Apple tv. Yeah, I used to have one of those.
Morgan
Those are all plugged into your tv, and they're basically a new home screen for you. They're separate home screens. Like, I only operate my TVs with Apple TV. I don't actually use the smart features on it.
Lunchbox
Wait a minute. So you have Apple tv, and on your Apple tv, you have Netflix?
Morgan
Yes, and I have all my streaming services on there.
Lunchbox
So which one's the best one?
Morgan
I don't know. I mean, lately I've been watching a lot of shows on Paramount.
Lunchbox
I have Paramount, but I got to do that. I got to do the tv. I got to do the thing where the computer. On that one.
Morgan
Yeah. And see, if you just had a fire stick or a Roku or an Apple. Any of them. You can have all of your streaming. And, like, I have an Apple TV. I could literally go right now and just download ABC's app, their mobile app, and put it on there.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
It's a. I don't use a smart home like their version, their home screen, because it's just. It's a little bit more limited.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Morgan
Whereas if you use a Roku or something, you can download all of the things that you want. Doesn't matter on the brand, essentially, is what I'm.
Lunchbox
Okay. So Roku, it lets me get everything across all.
Morgan
I've never used Roku, but I believe it operates the same way as an Apple tv. So Apple tv technology lessons with Morgan Electronics.
Lunchbox
Oh, my God. No. This is driving people nuts because they're going to think I'm so dumb, and I am.
Morgan
We're gonna get out of here in a second.
Lunchbox
I drive my brother nuts. He's like, I don't understand how you don't understand this. I'm like, I just.
Morgan
You're learning.
Lunchbox
I don't have time to look into all this crap.
Morgan
Yeah, that's why you call me.
Lunchbox
That's why. Hey, Morgan. Morgan. Morgan.
Morgan
Okay, we're gonna get out of here.
Lunchbox
Yeah, let's go, man. I need to get. I mean, my kids are probably sitting there at home going, is dad ever coming home? Like, he works Monday through Friday, and now he's gone on Saturday.
Morgan
All right, okay, well, tell the people where they can hear you. Find you.
Lunchbox
Radio lunchbox. Is that right?
Morgan
You forget what your Instagram is Yeah.
Lunchbox
Radio Lunchbox. I don't know. I can't pay attention to that. And don't forget Sore Losers Podcast. Ray and I, please. We got big things going on over there. We're building it. We've got like 300 listeners. So if you could be 301, it'd be amazing. And subscribe. Download it. Yeah, yeah. Give us five star reviews. Anything else?
Morgan
Okay, you good? Go subscribe to the Bobby Buncher YouTube page. That would be awesome. And we're gonna get out of here so Lunchbox can go home to his kids. Bye.
Lunchbox
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Lunchbox
Listen to the American west with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Dan Flores
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Mila
The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and better than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila and we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Yeah, we're moms, but not your mommy. Historically, men talk too much and women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your try. Listen to the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect podcast network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast.
Morgan
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Summary of "Lunchbox’s Dad Summer Plans & He Asks 21 Questions About Morgan’s BF" – The Bobby Bones Show
Release Date: June 21, 2025
Lunchbox opens the discussion by sharing his experiences as a parent during his child's first summer after completing kindergarten. He describes the emotional challenges his child faced, emphasizing the unexpected difficulty in transitioning from structured school days to summer freedom.
Lunchbox [02:21]: "They show a sense of love that I never had before. I mean, he's not only my child, like, he's like my best friend."
Morgan empathizes, reflecting on the complexities of change in a young child's life.
Morgan [05:42]: "Was he emotional when he first went into kindergarten? He didn't want to go to kindergarten?"
Lunchbox elaborates on the initial struggles his child faced, highlighting the importance of understanding and patience during such transitions.
Lunchbox [05:20]: "I think he likes his teacher a lot, and he liked all his friends, and he really enjoyed it."
The conversation shifts to summer plans, with Lunchbox enthusiastically outlining his family's upcoming trip to Austin. He expresses excitement about visiting family and enjoying activities by the lake.
Lunchbox [08:47]: "Yeah, we're gonna go to Austin and see my family, and it's gonna be amazing."
Morgan inquires about the specifics of the trip, leading to a discussion about different lakes in Austin and the family's preferences.
Lunchbox [09:06]: "Lake Austin is right in town, so it's so crowded. Very small lake, very narrow in very spots."
They also reminisce about past holiday experiences, such as trying to combine Thanksgiving and family visits, which led to rushed and unenjoyable moments.
Lunchbox [12:18]: "We did Thanksgiving, right? And it was a four-day weekend. We flew to Houston for a day and then Thanksgiving, and then the next morning after Thanksgiving, we got on a bus from Houston to Austin."
Lunchbox discusses the complexities of managing family gatherings during holidays, emphasizing the shift from combining celebrations to creating dedicated memories at home. He shares anecdotes about mistaken anniversary dates and the importance of clear communication.
Lunchbox [12:35]: "We've never combined them anymore because my wife wants to make memories in our house. So we haven't gone anywhere for Thanksgiving in three years and we haven't gone anywhere for Christmas in three years."
Morgan relates by sharing his family's approach to holidays, mentioning how they now prioritize spending quality time together over traditional cooking.
Morgan [23:04]: "We have shifted to ordering because cooking can be so time-consuming and stressful."
They exchange favorite local dining spots, recommending places like Puckett's and Monell's for their excellent takeout options.
Lunchbox [24:46]: "Monell's is the best breakfast spot. I love that."
The duo engages in a lively discussion about their favorite desserts, revealing personal preferences and quirks.
Lunchbox [26:02]: "I like cheesecake. That's my number one dessert."
Morgan [26:47]: "My number one dessert is my mom's homemade red velvet cake. It's unmatched."
They debate the merits of various desserts, including pumpkin pie and ice cream, highlighting their differing tastes and the nuances that make each dessert special.
Lunchbox [27:27]: "If you like salt on your cookies, you're not human."
Morgan [28:07]: "Sea salt on chocolate chip cookies adds a sweet and salty texture. It's chef's kiss."
Lunchbox admits his limited knowledge of modern streaming devices, prompting Morgan to offer a mini-lesson on utilizing technologies like Roku, Apple TV, and streaming apps to enhance their viewing experiences.
Morgan [60:09]: "Smart TVs allow you to access streaming services. An Apple TV, Roku, or Amazon Fire Stick can expand your options."
Lunchbox humorously struggles with the terminology, expressing frustration over not understanding these technologies.
Lunchbox [61:20]: "I drive my brother nuts. He's like, I don't understand how you don't understand this."
This segment underscores the generational gap in technology use and the importance of staying updated to fully enjoy modern entertainment.
Lunchbox inquires about Morgan's boyfriend, diving into how his relationship is perceived by Morgan's family. Morgan shares positive feedback from his parents, noting that his boyfriend has earned their respect and admiration through his involvement and support.
Morgan [37:00]: "My dad was the first one who said, 'I really like him. He respects you and supports you.' That's all a dad could ask for."
They discuss the depth of interactions during family visits, with Lunchbox highlighting moments that showcased the boyfriend's character and compatibility with the family.
Morgan [38:03]: "When we went out to dinners, he was there. He was involved."
The conversation reveals the importance of mutual respect and integration into the family unit, emphasizing that Morgan feels confident and happy in his relationship.
The dialogue transitions back to Morgan's vacation plans, detailing an upcoming road trip to Chicago, Minnesota, and Iowa. They discuss potential activities, such as visiting Wrigley Field and exploring state parks.
Morgan [43:13]: "We're bringing Remy and doing a bunch of state park hikes and visiting Chicago."
Lunchbox offers tips on local attractions and culinary spots in Chicago, showcasing his familiarity with the area.
Lunchbox [53:58]: "If you're downtown, go to Geno's East for deep-dish pizza. It's been around forever."
They also share humorous anecdotes about past trips and mishaps, adding a personal touch to their travel plans.
Lunchbox [50:36]: "We got escorted out of the casino because we were too drunk and disruptive."
The conversation shifts to their favorite TV shows, revealing Lunchbox's limited viewing habits compared to Morgan's avid consumption.
Morgan [55:07]: "I watch shows like Friends and Neighbors together."
Lunchbox [55:12]: "I've only watched one episode of one show in the last week."
They discuss specific shows like Calling from Accounts and Shark Tank, expressing varying levels of interest and understanding.
Lunchbox [55:54]: "I don't watch the new Shark Tank episodes because I missed them."
This segment highlights their differing entertainment priorities and lifestyles.
As the episode wraps up, Lunchbox promotes his own podcast, Sore Losers, encouraging listeners to subscribe and support their growing community.
Lunchbox [61:53]: "We got like 300 listeners. So if you could be 301, it'd be amazing."
Morgan adds a final plug for their YouTube page and bids farewell, reinforcing the camaraderie and supportive nature of their friendship.
Morgan [62:14]: "Go subscribe to the Bobby Bones Show YouTube page. That would be awesome."
In this episode of The Bobby Bones Show, Morgan and Lunchbox delve into personal stories about parenting challenges, summer vacation plans, family dynamics during holidays, and the nuances of maintaining relationships amidst busy lives. Their candid conversation offers listeners relatable insights into balancing family responsibilities with personal aspirations, all while sharing humorous anecdotes and heartfelt moments.