MON: Famous Quote Game + Lunchbox Needs To Borrow Scuba Steve's Truck + Amy's CIA Theory

Summary

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Episode: MON: Famous Quote Game + Lunchbox Needs To Borrow Scuba Steve's Truck + Amy's CIA Theory
Date: December 29, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Co-hosts: Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show

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Episode Overview

This Monday episode blends lighthearted banter, a round of the "Famous Quote Game," hilarious personal stories (including Lunchbox’s quest for roadside furniture), and some truly wild theories—like Amy's suspicion about childhood gifted programs being CIA cover ops. It’s classic Bobby Bones: irreverent, fast-paced, and rich with personality.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

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1. Get to Know You Monday: If You Could Eliminate a Month…

[02:54–06:01]

• Prompt: Which month would you remove from the calendar and why?
• Bobby: January. Hates cold, finds it boring for sports and activities.
  “It’s the worst month for sports, just about.” – Bobby [03:47]
• Amy: August. Too hot, back-to-school disrupts the summer, especially in Texas.
• Eddie: May. Wants to jump straight from spring to summer. Lunchbox: “You’re getting rid of Cinco de Mayo?!” – Lunchbox [04:28]
• Lunchbox: Taxes drive his answer—picks April, then waffles to February to avoid Valentine's Day’s expenses, then settles back. “Every other month seems to be pretty good... January, you are right on. There's nothing going on in January.” – Lunchbox [05:21]

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2. Lunchbox Wants Scuba Steve’s Truck for a Roadside Couch

[06:01-09:49]

• Story: Lunchbox calls Scuba Steve after spotting a pristine, plastic-wrapped love seat on the interstate shoulder, wanting help to “rescue” it.
  • Audio Clip: Lunchbox’s voicemail for Scuba Steve is played on-air. “If it’s just sitting there, it’s for free. You take it.” – Lunchbox [07:25] “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” – Lunchbox [07:39]
• Roundtable: Bobby and Amy debate the ethics—what if the rightful owners return? Bobby says, “Wait 24 hours, then it’s fair game.” Amy disagrees.
• Memorable: “I don't want to be a part of it because what if it is somebody's or it's a store's? Now I'm an accomplice for stealing something!” – Bobby [08:36]
• Ongoing Gag: Hashtag #SaveTheCouch trends in-studio.

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3. Tell Me Something Good: Stray Dog Rescue

[09:51–11:53]

• Story: A white fluffy dog named “Gaut” (after the street “Gaut Road”) in Dandridge, Tennessee, is rescued and treated for a broken leg, with community donations pouring in. “So they finally caught him. They took him to the hospital. He underwent surgery... donations then started to pour in from people.” – Bobby [10:53]
• Amy: Wonders if it’s the “ghost dog” Bobby once saw.
• Bobby: “That’s what it’s all about.”

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4. Famous Quote Game

[11:53–16:43 | 26:06–30:14]

• Bobby plays famous audio quotes; cast competes to ID the speaker.
• Highlights:
  • “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.”
    ➤ All: Muhammad Ali [12:10]
  • “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
    ➤ Neil Armstrong (Morgan mistakenly says Buzz Aldrin) [12:40]
  • “Always look for the helpers.”
    ➤ Mr. Rogers (Lunchbox guesses Bob Ross) [13:35]
  • “Ask not what your country can do for you…”
    ➤ JFK [14:12]
  • “Houston, we’ve had a problem here.”
    ➤ Jim Lovell / Apollo 13 mission (Amy: “the Apollo pilot”, Lunchbox: “the Challenger”) [15:26]
  • “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
    ➤ FDR (Eddie wins on sudden death tiebreaker) [16:43]
  • “Well, I’m not a crook.”
    ➤ Nixon [26:38]
  • “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
    ➤ Bill Clinton [27:23]
  • “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
    ➤ Ronald Reagan (everyone else guesses Bush/Roosevelt) [28:09]
  • “To be or not to be.”
    ➤ Shakespeare (no audio; all get it right) [29:07]
  • “Give me liberty or give me death.”
    ➤ Patrick Henry (nobody gets it right) [30:14]

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5. Amy’s CIA “Gifted/Talented” Theory

[20:45–25:45]

• Amy: Shares a viral internet theory that the Gifted and Talented Education (GATE) program was a CIA recruitment or training pipeline, citing curriculum skills like code-breaking and Russian language. “...a surprising number of what they were doing was in Russian.” – Amy [21:20]
• Bobby: Disagrees, shares his own GT experience: building things/engineering, not spycraft—plus jokes about “assassinations as kids.” “I would try to find... best kids... and put them in these schools immediately.” – Bobby [24:06]
• Fun Exchanges:
  • Amy: “I’m starting to believe that this is true.” [21:53]
  • Bobby: “Don’t talk yourself into crazy stuff. I do it all the time.” [21:55]
  • Eddie: “You would literally have no clue.” [23:17]
  • Amy: “Eddie, your kids’ basketball coach could be CIA, you never know.” [23:42]
  • Bobby: “If I were the CIA leader, I would do that…” [24:06]
  • Bobby (mock serious): “I am not in the Illuminati.” [25:33]

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6. Listener Call: Moving Sign from a Fortune Cookie

[37:21–40:15]

• Caller: Debates moving South after finding a fortune cookie reading “moving south will bring you great happiness.”
• Amy: Takes it as a sign: “Yeah, do it.”
• Bobby: Skeptical but acknowledges we’ll see signs where we want. “You want a sign, you’ll find it.” – Bobby [38:05]
• Lunchbox: Leans into fortune cookie as a decider if already on the fence.

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7. Morning Corny & Advice Segment

[40:28–42:29]

• Corny Joke:
  • Amy: “When is a door not a door? When it’s a jar.”
• Advice:
  • Letter from a mom worried her daughter is overextending herself with activities.
    • Bobby: If things aren’t suffering, let her keep going. “She’ll let you know she’s burnt out.”

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8. Bonehead Story: Booty Patrol Truck Prank

[43:06–44:31]

• Lunchbox: Shares a story about a guy pulled over for making his truck look like a Border Patrol car—except it says “Booty Patrol.”
• Bobby: Explains why it’s legally dangerous (parody vs. impersonation).
• Roundtable: Goofs about what “Booty Patrol” might actually enforce. “You got a booty. Because this is the booty control.” – Lunchbox [44:28]

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9. Medical Mystery: Why Lunchbox Can’t Stop Peeing

[44:48–48:08]

• Morgan: Concerned about how often Lunchbox gets up to pee during “Best Bits” taping—suggests he see a doctor.
• Lunchbox’s Theory: Claims cold weather makes you pee more.
• Amy (after googling): “Cold weather makes people urinate more frequently. 100% this is known!”
• Bobby: Still skeptical (“Is that a disease?”), but they discover “cold diuresis” is a real (if unusual) phenomenon. “Is he like a caveman?” – Bobby [47:27]
• Lunchbox: “I even had a beanie on! I could double up that hoodie...”

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Memorable Quotes

• Lunchbox (on couch hunting): “Finders keepers, losers weepers.” [07:39]
• Amy (on CIA theory): “And I’m starting to believe that this is true.” [21:53]
• Bobby (on reality of the show): “It’d just be hard to stay in character every day for 15 years.” [06:01]
• Eddie (game win): “That is World War II. FDR. Come on.” [16:43]
• Bobby (on fortune cookies as signs): “You want a sign, you’ll find it.” [38:05]
• Lunchbox (on being a man): “I’m a man, dude. I can drive.” [09:44]
• Amy (on the morning corny): “When it’s a jar.”

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Notable Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:54 | Eliminate-one-month discussion | | 06:01 | Lunchbox’s couch rescue scheme | | 09:51 | "Tell Me Something Good" - Stray dog rescue | | 11:53 | Famous Quote Game (round one) | | 20:45 | Amy’s CIA/GATE theory | | 37:21 | Listener: fortune cookie sign to move south | | 40:28 | Morning Corny and advice for overextended teen | | 43:06 | Booty Patrol Bonehead story | | 44:48 | “Why is Lunchbox peeing so much?” medical debate | | 26:06 | Second round of Famous Quote Game (Nixon, Clinton, Reagan, etc)|

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Tone & Style

Conversational, humorous, a bit irreverent, and marked by the playful teasing and quick wit that defines The Bobby Bones Show. Inside jokes (like “Booty Patrol” and “finders keepers”) flow freely alongside headers on real life, pop-culture, and a dose of wild speculation.

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Summary

If you missed this episode, you skipped classic Monday energy: playful hypotheticals, a spirited historical quotes quiz (with all the right and wrong answers), Amy’s deep-dive into a spy theory, genuinely funny debates about roadside etiquette, and Bobby’s wry life (and life-coaching) wisdom. Whether Lunchbox ever grabs that couch, or the GATE kids become spies, tune in for plenty of laughs and a reminder that, with this crew, even “normal” topics turn unforgettable.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

Come on, Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Transmitting across America.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, I hope you had a great week. Welcome to Monday show Morning Studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, let's do get to know you Monday. The question is, if you could completely get rid of one month out of the entire year, what month would it be and why you eliminate one month. I'll go first. You can pick mine if you want. It's not mine. I don't own it. But I'm going to go January, month one now. It's kind of the no man's month when it comes to. I hate cold weather because some in December, where we live, you can still do some stuff outside for, like, part of the month. And then February, like the back end of it, you can start to do some stuff outside. And with January, college football ends. Baseball hasn't started yet. It's the early part of basketball season. Yeah.

[Amy]

So would February just become, like, the start because you need something new?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

February. Well, just eliminate what our earth does in January.

[Amy]

Right. Go to February.

[Bobby Bones]

Go to February. Yeah. I would eliminate January. Okay. Just because I hate cold weather and all the sport. It's the worst month for sports, just about. There's a month in the part of the summer that's bad, too, but this is good. Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I'm gonna go August because it's the hottest month I feel like, and I don't like super hot weather. And then, I mean, if I was a kid, that's. Normally, we had to go back to school.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Sometimes people get.

[Bobby Bones]

I like going back to school, and.

[Amy]

I like super hot outside in Texas in August. And I don't understand that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's tough. Eddie.

[Amy]

Just an example.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to get rid of May. Been thinking about this because I want to go straight from spring, March, April, and then straight to summer.

[Lunchbox]

Let's get. You're getting rid of Cinco de Mayo. You are not.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow, I didn't think about that. Yes, get rid of it. Let's go straight to the summer, dude. Also, S. De Mayo is really an American holiday. Correct.

[Lunchbox]

He's really American.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Yeah. I've never celebrated, but it's not really as Mexican as some would think, as I've been told. And it's kind of like just an excuse for restaurants to sell, like, dollar margaritas and, like, let's be honest, Tex mex restaurants mostly, right? Not even real Mexican restaurants. Okay, Lunchbox man, I don't want to.

[Lunchbox]

Copy January, so I'm just gonna move on and I'm gonna say April. And that's because we don't. Then we wouldn't have to pay tax.

[Amy]

It's Bobby's birthday.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't care about the birthday. But you'd still have to pay taxes, I think.

[Lunchbox]

No tax day is in April, man.

[Bobby Bones]

But then how would you have roads and police and firefighters. Oh, wow. And how would you schools.

[Lunchbox]

I ain't thought through that. Through. Really?

[Bobby Bones]

You just went with April. April.

[Lunchbox]

Cuz that was the day you got to pay taxes and got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, it is your answer.

[Lunchbox]

So I mean, that's what I was thinking because every other month seems to be pretty good. Because January, you are right on. There's nothing going on in January. It's cold, it's miserable. There's no holidays. It's like Christmas is over, New Year's is over. What are we waiting for?

[Bobby Bones]

Valentine's Day?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you know what? We get rid of February, cuz Valentine's.

[Bobby Bones]

Day makes you mad.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's just a commercial holiday to charge you more money for everything.

[Bobby Bones]

Cinco de Mayo.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're changing.

[Lunchbox]

I'm changing from April. I went to January. Now I'm on to February.

[Bobby Bones]

You'd rather pay taxes and have than have.

[Lunchbox]

Oh yeah, because it's all go to the store, pay $500 for a dozen roses, go the next day, pay $6. I'll wait for a day.

[Bobby Bones]

Curious to know what flower stores you're.

[Lunchbox]

Stopping by and you ever been to the Kroger?

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. I don't know if people listen to the show and they go, ah, those people on that Bobby Bone show, they can't be real. Like, they're probably playing a character. It'd just be hard to stay in character every day for 15 years. I think that's. That'd be a difficult part of this. And so sometimes things happen and it's sent to me and I'm like, I'll just play this on the show so people know that what we talk about is real. This wasn't a bit. Scuba Steve had reached out to me. It's like, hey, this is a clip I want you to have. And you can play it on the show if you want. So apparently Lunchbox saw a couch on the side of the road and asked Scuba Steve for his truck to go take the couch home.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my. Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

So here is. And people like, Lunchbox doesn't do that. He doesn't drive all down the road and find free stuff and take it home. Okay, whatever you say. Here's a voicemail that lunchbox sent Scuba Steve that he sent to me. Play it, please.

[Lunchbox]

Yo, Scuba.

[Bobby Bones]

Not.

[Lunchbox]

Not sure what you're doing, but I'm driving on I40 towards Memphis and there is a brand new love seat on the side of the road. It's still wrapped in the plastic. I think we should go pick it up. What are you doing? Hit me back.

[Bobby Bones]

We should go pick it up. You just wanted his truck or you wanted the love seat?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

What happened?

[Lunchbox]

So I was just driving and I look and on the shoulder there is a perfectly wrapped, brand new love seat. You know, the one with two seats and not. It's like a couch, but it only has two seats. And so I was like, someone obviously just dropped that. Like, it looked in perfect shape, like.

[Bobby Bones]

It fell off a car. Yeah, but then why would you think you need to go steal it if you think so?

[Lunchbox]

Well, if it's just sitting there, it's for free. You take it.

[Amy]

But they might come back.

[Bobby Bones]

You just said someone probably accidentally dropped it.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, if they can get there before I do.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the rule.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's finder.

[Bobby Bones]

Finders keepers, keepers.

[Lunchbox]

Finders keepers, Losers weepers. And I mean, I called Scuba because It was only 10 minutes from the station and he's. He's up here. He has a truck we could throw that thing in.

[Bobby Bones]

Boom.

[Lunchbox]

Have it at my house in 15 minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you.

[Lunchbox]

No, he didn't call me back. Good.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's fine. He sent it to me immediately. And I guess didn't call you back.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, but why would you not want a brand new love seat? It ain't yours.

[Amy]

It's not yours.

[Bobby Bones]

Gosh.

[Amy]

It's like falls out of your truck.

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry. If it was old and crappy and they threw it on the side of the road because they just hated it.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, I wouldn't want it then.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

I don't want an old crappy one. I mean, this is like. It was like, probably from a factory truck. Like, you know, a moving truck or whatever that a delivery, because it was wrapped in plastic like you do when you buy to the store and it comes and they get that it was like perfect condition, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you see it this morning coming in?

[Lunchbox]

I. I didn't know. I rode my bike.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. But the other way, I was just.

[Lunchbox]

I. I was taking the kids somewhere to get something to eat, and I saw it and I was like, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you take them by today? And if it's still there, Scuba, get it for him? I don't want to be a part of it because what if it is somebody's or it's a store's? Now I'm accomplished for stealing something if it's there for a whole day, Totally. Then you can have it. If it's there today, yes.

[Lunchbox]

They.

[Bobby Bones]

They have to go back and get it. 24 hours, absolutely. That means they forgot about it. If it's six hours, they can't get a truck, no problem. But 24 hours, absolutely. You can go get it. I'm with you, dude. Otherwise, that's littering.

[Amy]

Disagree.

[Bobby Bones]

That littering, that's not couching it. But what do I get out of it? Me using. He's using my truck. Like, what? For nothing.

[Lunchbox]

How do I win?

[Bobby Bones]

Just being a friend, I guess.

[Lunchbox]

Being a nice guy. Hooking me up with a free couch.

[Bobby Bones]

If you leave it out there any longer, weather's gonna destroy it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, sunshine's gonna start fading.

[Bobby Bones]

You're saying now we need to go save the couch? Yeah, now, hashtag save the couch. All right, if it's there today, I have no problem with you getting.

[Lunchbox]

All right, Scuba, let's go into the show.

[Bobby Bones]

How far from here?

[Lunchbox]

10 minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

There's no. There's no chance it's still there. Unless they didn't want it.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, we could go on commercial break and be back.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? Where's the line? You know what that feels like? How long our commercial breaks are sometimes. Okay, let us know.

[Lunchbox]

Scuba, gonna borrow your truck?

[Bobby Bones]

Just let him go. Him drive my truck?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you let him drive your truck? No, I would never let him drive my truck.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

I'm a man, dude. I can drive.

[Amy]

Would you let him drive your car?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He's a man. Look at him. He's a man.

[Lunchbox]

I'm a man. I know how to drive.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with Bobby.

[Lunchbox]

Tell me something.

[Bobby Bones]

For weeks, a large, big, white, fluffy dog have been spotted just wandering the streets in Tennessee in this town called Dandridge. A broken leash that was attached to a harness, but the dog was limping. And so people would try to get up to the dog. The dog would run away because dogs hurt. Dog scared. So the dog would just run away. It was also cold. It's winter time. And so this local animal rescue group got together and coordinated because they knew if they went up to it, it would run and. But they had people waiting for it at the different areas, they thought I could catch it. So they named the dog Gaut. I think it's Gout. Not the best name, but it was terrible. It's on Gout Road. G A U T. I was like, you just named after the disease, I think. Good. So they finally caught him. They took him to the hospital, he underwent surgery. The animal center paid for the dog surgery in a broken leg. He'd just been walking on the broken leg for weeks. And so donations then started to pour in from people. They had raised over $7,000 to pay for the across post surgery and now they're looking for a home for him. I the name gal though, it's the street.

[Amy]

I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

It says Gout though it's not the G. Well, G A U T could be G, but still it still feels like Gout. Maybe you change that up, you try to adopt them.

[Amy]

But also, wasn't that dog the ghost dog that was showing up at your house? A big white fluffy dog?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh no. In Tennessee.

[Amy]

Tennessee.

[Bobby Bones]

But I'm looking at this dog. It's a little yellower than the ghost dog. Maybe because it's wet and dirty. Yeah, the ghost dog that was in my house never got dirty. Because ghosts don't get dirty. Cuz he floating. It's a ghost. Yes. Shout out to the town, Jessica Hubard and all the Lakeway Animal Hospital. Shout out to you guys as well. Thank you guys. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, bones. Now I'll play you a famous quote from someone in history. You tell me who the person is. Write your answers down. Everybody can play. Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan and Eddie. Here we go. Clip number one.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a beef.

[Bobby Bones]

Now I'm gonna play each twice and that's it. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a beef.

[Bobby Bones]

Who said it? Amy?

[Amy]

Muhammad Ali.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Muhammad Ali.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Lunchbox]

Muhammad Ali.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. Muhammad Ali. Correct. Number two.

[Lunchbox]

That's one small step for man. One triathlete for man. That's one small step for man. One giant leap for man.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel pretty good. Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm pretty clear.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, Buzz Aldrin. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Neil Armstrong.

[Bobby Bones]

I knew it. Amy.

[Amy]

Neil Armstrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. Neil Armstrong. Buzz was with him. That's what I thought.

[Amy]

I couldn't remember which one was a walkout.

[Bobby Bones]

Didn't walk out. Morgan falls behind one. That is Neil Armstrong. Number three. Always look for the helpers there were. There will always be helpers because if you look for the helpers, you'll know that there's hope. Famous historical quotes. Can you name that person? Always look for the helpers. There were. There will always be helpers. Because if you look for the helpers, you'll know that there's hope.

[Lunchbox]

Everybody in?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on. I have no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, time is up, though. Now, we had two plays. You have a few seconds. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I put Bob Ross.

[Bobby Bones]

Bob Ross.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know who that is.

[Bobby Bones]

But he's the painter. Oh, with the big hair.

[Lunchbox]

It popped in my head.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Amy]

Mr. Rogers.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. Mr. Rogers.

[Amy]

Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Mr. Rogers is Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers neighborhood.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I guess I should have watched that.

[Bobby Bones]

Next up, as.

[Lunchbox]

Not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.

[Bobby Bones]

You can just hear black and white. Oh, yeah? What's funny? You just hear it be old. One more.

[Lunchbox]

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, everybody's in.

[Lunchbox]

In.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Jfk, Morgan, Teddy Roosevelt, Eddie, jfk, Amy, jfk. The answer is jfk.

[Amy]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

We have one left. The score is Amy at Eddie, four Lunchbox, three Morgan, two Morgan. You can't win, but you can play. Okay, here's number five.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.

[Amy]

This is Houston.

[Bobby Bones]

Say again, please.

[Lunchbox]

Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main ME bus undervolt.

[Bobby Bones]

Think about it. I'm gonna hit it one more time.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, we've had a problem here.

[Bobby Bones]

This is Houston. Say again, please.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, Houston, we've had a problem.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, what are you. What are you looking for here? Who knows, dude? I don't answer questions in games, so I can't answer a question. I'm very sorry. I can make a statement, but it can't be based on a question. You have to. That's it. So, Lunchbox, you'll need to get it right. So I'm gonna come to you last and see if they miss it. Morgan, what do you have?

[Amy]

I'm speaking with my guy, Buzz Aldrin.

[Bobby Bones]

Buzz Aldrin? Guy's all over the phone. It sounds like. That's what he does.

[Amy]

I know he's in space.

[Bobby Bones]

That is incorrect. Amy.

[Amy]

The Apollo pilot.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, I mean, I don't know why I know this, but I'm gonna say, Jim Lovell, Apollo 13.

[Amy]

You know it because. Did Tom Hanks play his character?

[Bobby Bones]

That's right. Lunchbox, what'd you write down?

[Lunchbox]

I wrote down the Challenger.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. The Challenger. Later. It exploded. Yes, but they did have a problem, and they. But that was earlier. Morgan. It is not Buzz Aldrin. Buzz Aldrin. I really can't give it to either one of you because you both were off a bit. It is the Apollo 13 mission. Amy said the Apollo astronauts or something.

[Amy]

And, Eddie, I said the pilot.

[Bobby Bones]

You said the wrong person. Jim Lovell. Jack Swigert, who called Mission Control Swagger. So I would have also. I would have accepted the Apollo 13 mission. But you're tied, and we will go to sudden death. Okay, Buzz in with your name, and we'll stop the clip immediately. Famous historical quotes.

[Lunchbox]

That's the only thing we have.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Mlk.

[Bobby Bones]

Mlk. That is incorrect. Eddie. You can hear the whole thing. Yeah. Please go ahead. We'll start it from the beginning again. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

That the only thing we have to.

[Bobby Bones]

Fear is fear itself. That is World War II. FDR. Come on. Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it Franklin Delano Roosevelt? Yeah.

[Amy]

Is it? Best two out of three?

[Bobby Bones]

It is not. That's it. That's one. Sudden Death Eddie is the winner. Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Planning a trip always sounds fun until you actually sit down to do it. Because suddenly everybody's got demands. You've got one friend who wants to be right in the middle of the action, then another who only cares if place has a gym because vacations are basically just leg day. And someone else who wants total peace and quiet as if they're on a meditation retreat. That's exactly why you should use booking.com. because no matter how picky or particular the group gets, booking.com has a stay that works for everybody. Hotels, vacation rentals, big places, small places, close to the beach, close to the mountains, close to nothing at all. All across the U.S. booking.com really does make it easy to plan a trip. So instead of stressing, just scroll through until you find your perfect stay that checks everybody's boxes. It's there. And booking.com has it. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com booking. Yeah. That's booking.com booking. Yeah.

[Amy]

You know when you need a little me time? Well, unwind with Solitaire Clash. It's fun, it's easy, and now it's doing something truly special this holiday season. Solitaire Clash, that's C L A S H has partnered with Foster Love, a nonprofit that's dedicated to improving the lives of children in foster care across the country. Together, they're collecting heartfelt wish letters filled with magical holiday dreams from children in Foster love who deserve a little extra cheer and here's the best part. Download Solitaire Clash and be part of their Wonderland Wishes campaign. Every event game You Play helps FosterLab to support children in need. Solitaire Clash is everything you love about solitaire with a fun twist. It's free to download and such a beautiful way to support while enjoying your favorite game. So come on, make this holiday season magical. Download Solitaire Clash, that's C L A S H and start playing today. Check in game for event details.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Hey everyone. Ed Helms here and hi, I'm Cal Penn and we're the hosts of Irsay, The Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club.

[Bobby Bones]

This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Jenny Garth, host of the iHeart podcast. I choose me to discuss the new Audible adaptation of the timeless Jane Austen classic Pride and Prejudice. This is not a trick question. There's no wrong answer.

[Lunchbox]

What role would I play?

[Amy]

You know what?

[Bobby Bones]

I can see you as Mr. Darcy.

[Amy]

You got a little call in Firth.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, that's really sweet. I appreciate that.

[Bobby Bones]

But are you sure I'm not the dad? I'm not Mr. Bennett here. Listen to Earsay the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcasts. When you own your own business, you own every decision. Catch the red eye or take the 6am, make a new hire or promote internally. Celebrate a win with the toast at the G or unwind at the lounge. Big props to this team. Some decisions are a win win, like.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

Cards issued by JP Morgan Chase Bank. Any member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply. Amy, what do you have?

[Amy]

So there's this woman that thinks that the gifted program from back in the day, she was in it as a child, that it's a CIA training program.

[Bobby Bones]

Ooh, why does she think that? Like, what about it leads her to think that The CIA was infiltrating the mind of young Americans because a lot.

[Amy]

Of the things they were working on would be, like, cracking codes, plotting graphs, sign language, Morse code, Russian. Nearly all of the lessons that she learned were focused on creative problem solving. And, yeah, a surprising number of what they were doing was in Russian.

[Bobby Bones]

I was in gt. We never did Russian. Is that what she's talking about? I don't know. Gifted and talented. Did she specifically say what the program was called?

[Amy]

Yeah, Gifted and Talented Education program is.

[Bobby Bones]

We're watching you, man. At Mountain Pine, we have Russian. I'll be honest with you. I was.

[Amy]

Were you being trained? Like, I'm sure different GT programs around the country had different focuses. So maybe hers was, like, Russian and this and that, and yours could have been something else. Like, I need you to think back.

[Bobby Bones]

It's weird because you don't apply for it. They just, like, pick kids out.

[Amy]

Exactly. Because they know who they need in the program.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, the CIA.

[Amy]

And I'm starting to believe that this is true.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't talk yourself into crazy stuff. I do it all the time. I remember them coming in, like, second grade and going, hey, we'd like to see. And I thought I was in trouble. Well, once I had head lice. That was a whole different time in the hallway. And then I got sent home. The other time was, we think you should be in this program to challenge you more. And so I got in gt and I was in it until I finished school. We did a lot of structural building. Like, I forget what the competition was called, but you had to build things to hold weights. Like, they would just give you popsicle sticks. This is young young. Like, so building military infrastructure. It would have been like kid engineering. Whoa. So there was that. I did all this, all the competitions, like spelling bee, geography bee, all that. I mean, I did that. We used to do assassinations as kids. We'd practice assassinating world leaders, but I never thought anything about that.

[Amy]

Well, so apparently, Gifted and talented education, if the acronym for that is gate. And back in the 80s, the CIA did have a That's crazy. Gateway program.

[Bobby Bones]

I guess I didn't make CIA then. They thought. They must have thought you would be good for it.

[Amy]

But then they're like, is that what you're supposed to say?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a great point. I will be an awesome spy. We watch all these CIA shows. I'll be the greatest buyer. It's impossible. You're not a CIA agent. Because we see you every day.

[Amy]

Yeah, but that's what we don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know. What do you mean? Amy, please tell Eddie about.

[Amy]

You wouldn't know that. Certain agents or agents. You would literally have no clue.

[Bobby Bones]

It would be like terrorists when they're sleeper cells. You'd have no idea they're terrorists. They're. They're in a. They're sleeper. They're sleeping until they're being called to action. But she would be gone for like. No, no. Oh my gosh, you have. I could be propagating.

[Amy]

He doesn't need to go anywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

Look at the platform. A lot of people think I'm a plane anyway because I kind of suck at this. And here I am with the biggest. One of the biggest shows in the world and they're like, he's obviously a planned interesting.

[Amy]

I mean Eddie, your kids basketball coach could be CIA, you never know.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't tell me that normal everyday people search that guy. Do it, let us know. Let's just start checking people for CIA. I never thought about that. Mostly I think it was because I in school I got bored and so I think they just put me in a class to make it a little harder. But that's interesting. If I were the CIA leader, I would do that. I would try to find front. It's like in Europe they'll find the best kids that play soccer. Or China they'll find the best and they'll put them in these schools immediately like first grade. All of a sudden all you're doing is a freaking uneven bars like breakfast, lunch and dinner. Uneven bars. And then if you don't win the gold at 19, they kill you. That gets kind of dark. Maybe Amy's onto something.

[Amy]

Well, I mean I. All I saw was the New York Post had this article about this woman. Her name's Anna Mills.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd be so good.

[Amy]

She's helped renew interest in this theory.

[Bobby Bones]

Think about CIA though. They're not here. It's not. They don't really do stuff here. Right. FBI is here by the rule, by the law. I don't trust anything you're saying right now. CIA is mostly Internet. It's international. Right. Or international. You can be here, but it's about international. FBI is here, but that doesn't mean it ain't happening. CIA, dude, they. They don't play like FBI don't play. But CIA don't play like they're doing some stuff. They're making some strategic decisions where bad stuff are having to happen to people for the good of X, Y and Z. And how do you know all this? A lot of TV shows I watch. Thanks for asking. Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. I just feel like you just have to be a certain type to work in that. Because it just seems like it would be very difficult to sometimes separate, compartmentalize, but then also, like, know that you may have to do something really, really shady.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go.

[Amy]

To get this done.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, it's the greater good. And this is why you don't drink.

[Amy]

Well, potentially the greater good.

[Bobby Bones]

Everything's potentially. You just never know. I know. So thank you for sharing that with me. I have no further comment. And I'm also not in the Illuminati. We don't know that.

[Amy]

Why would you bring that up? Nobody said.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Like, is that a glitch? Like, you're supposed to say, I'm not in this. I'm not in this.

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, ray, go to commercial. Go to commercial.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Not an industry plant. I'm not in the ca. And I'm not in the Illuminati. Thank you, Bones. Name the famous quote. Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'm not a crook.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna play it twice. Think about it. Here it is again. Well, I'm not a crook. I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan staring at me like she does not have a clue. No.

[Amy]

You know how you were saying it sounds like black and white?

[Bobby Bones]

Sounds like I was not alive, so I have no idea. That's probably true. That's probably true. I mean, it is true, I think, for all of us. Yeah. And things do sound black and white. And that does sound black and white. One more time, just for fun. Well, I'm not a crook because it's so short. Okay, Morgan, what'd you write down?

[Lunchbox]

Jfk?

[Bobby Bones]

Amy?

[Amy]

Nixon.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox Nixon.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. That's Nixon. That is Richard Nixon. Correct.

[Amy]

That because the Watergate scandal or something.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I am not a crook. Yes. Next up, dude did not have sexual relations with that woman. Was he banging on the table or.

[Amy]

That he's really the same as he banging something else?

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't say that. I was thinking about the table, too. But all our minds are going where they already kind of are. Say it one more time, Ray. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

[Amy]

What would he call it then?

[Bobby Bones]

It's got a different name for it. I think we're just lying, guys. I don't think I thought.

[Amy]

How in his mind was he justifying that?

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. Yeah.

[Amy]

That's Clinton.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox Bill Clinton. Morgan. Bill Clinton. Eddie. Bill Clinton. Good job, Everybody. Famous number three, Mr. Gorbachev.

[Lunchbox]

Tear down this wall.

[Amy]

And then.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man. Let's play it one more time.

[Lunchbox]

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. Who told him to tear it down?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I know. I'm trying to go off. Context clues. I'm in, I guess.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Need answers. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, she's still riding. Go ahead. George Bush.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect. Amy. Oh, what do you have? Right now?

[Amy]

I have George Bush, senior.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect. Morgan. Teddy Roosevelt. Incorrect. Eddie. Reagan. It's Ronald Reagan. Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Three down.

[Amy]

What was he talking about?

[Bobby Bones]

The Berlin?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I just had no idea.

[Amy]

Who was that? 1989.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I'm just asking.

[Bobby Bones]

It had to be before that, because I think he went out of office in 88, so it had to be. We were kids. Way, way young kids. Morgan wasn't alive yet. Okay, two left. No clip on this one. Because this is, like, old. To be or not to be. That is the question. Who said that? Famous quote. To be or not to be. That is the question. Eddie's in the lead right now with three.

[Lunchbox]

To be or not to be.

[Amy]

I'm in. I clearly paid attention in certain classes.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was in five seconds. There's no audio on this. There is none. To be or not to be. That is a question. I'm in. Morgan.

[Amy]

Shakespeare.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Shakespeare, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Shakespeare. Amy.

[Amy]

Shakespeare.

[Bobby Bones]

It is Shakespeare. That's correct. And one more. Eddie gets it right. He wins. Lunchbox and Amy are in the running. Morgan. Better late next time. Oh, Morgan.

[Amy]

I'm just here for funsies.

[Bobby Bones]

Who said, give me liberty or give me death? Who was that? Give me liberty or give me death.

[Lunchbox]

Clip.

[Bobby Bones]

Does it sound familiar, Amy?

[Amy]

Yes, we've talked about it. I mean. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me liberty or give me death.

[Amy]

Not only from school, but here. We've talked about it here and now. I can't remember.

[Bobby Bones]

Is all right, three seconds. Morgan.

[Amy]

I'm sticking with my guy, Teddy Roosevelt.

[Bobby Bones]

He has to be in there somewhere. Yeah, right. Incorrect. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

John Henry.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect. Amy.

[Amy]

Davy Crockett.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect. Eddie, you're gonna win again, even without getting it right. But you can take a shot. I know I have it wrong. It's Paul Revere. Incorrect. Paul Reverse of. The British are coming.

[Amy]

The British are coming. The British are coming.

[Bobby Bones]

Patrick Henry. Oh, Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

You were so close. I should have just said Henry.

[Amy]

Yeah, you should just.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I should have just said Henry.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna regret asking this.

[Amy]

Who is that?

[Bobby Bones]

A great orator. Never a president. He spoke out against the colonies way early when it was super controversial. The only reason he didn't get in trouble is because he was like. He apologized later, but he was like, not really sorry. He was one of the first guys to create an environment where America was like, we don't have representation and they're trying to tax us. And that's whole. Taxation without representation.

[Amy]

That part I remember.

[Bobby Bones]

Did not remember his name. Patrick Henry. Patrick Henry. There you go, Eddie. You are the winner again. It's time for the good news with Amy.

[Amy]

All right, this woman Grace, she's graduating from Ferris State University and she planned to graduate on a Friday. She had a C section scheduled for Monday. So no problem after the graduation. No problem. Well, shows up to graduation, her husband Caleb, her whole family, her other daughter, they're all in the crowd cheering her on because she was, you know, getting her bachelor's degree in early childhood education. Can't wait to go on be an educator. She has it all planned out, but the baby has other plans and it came early. So she was still able to walk across the stage, but under, like, her gown. She was carrying her 10 day old baby with her as she walked across the stage.

[Bobby Bones]

When do you get out of the hospital? How many days? Yeah, two or three. Okay, so she didn't like, sneak out with the baby? No, got it. The baby is under. It's like in that.

[Lunchbox]

So, like, was the baby breastfeeding at that time?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm looking at a picture of her. I was.

[Lunchbox]

There's no reason for the baby to be carried across the state.

[Bobby Bones]

Looking at the baby right now, it's in like the papu. Is that what you call thing on the front that's wrapped and the baby sits in that thing?

[Lunchbox]

It's like a cocoon thing. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Baby's in that with its head pressed up against the mom. I think she easily. The baby could breastfeed if they needed to, but that's the position the baby's in.

[Amy]

But why is lunchbox all up in arms if she knows.

[Lunchbox]

Here's my question. She's just doing this for attention.

[Amy]

No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

There's no. The baby could have stayed with the father in the stands and held. I mean, there's no need for the baby to be with her.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know the father's still around.

[Lunchbox]

It just said the father was there.

[Amy]

Caleb.

[Lunchbox]

Caleb was in the ground. Got me.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know. Caleb's not a deadbeat dad who showed up just to listen. I like it. I'm good with it. She. She. The baby's with her. The baby' born. She keeps next to the mom.

[Amy]

Cuz originally when she's walking across the stage, the baby was supposed to be in her bed.

[Bobby Bones]

I hate good stories.

[Lunchbox]

I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

If she's still pregnant, my resolution is all bad stories. Whatever, Amy. Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Planning a trip always sounds fun until you actually sit down to do it. Because suddenly everybody's got demands. You've got one friend who wants to be right in the middle of the action, then another who only cares if place has a gym because vacations are basically just leg day and someone else who wants total peace and quiet as if they're on a meditation retreat. That's exactly why you should use booking.com because no matter how picky or particular the group gets, booking.com has a state that works for everybody. Hotels, vacation rentals, big places, small places, close to the beach, close to the mountains, close to nothing at all. All across the U.S. booking.com really does make it easy to plan a trip. So instead of stressing, just scroll through until you find your perfect stay that checks everybody's boxes. It's there. And booking.com has it. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com booking. Yeah, that's booking.com booking. Yeah.

[Amy]

You know when you need a little me time? Well, unwind with Solitaire Clash. It's fun, it's easy, and now it's doing something truly special this holiday season. Solitaire Clash, that's C L A S H has partnered with Foster Love, a nonprofit that's dedicated to improving the lives of children in foster care across the country. Together, they're collecting heartfelt wish letters filled with magical holiday dreams from children in foster love who deserve a little extra cheer. And here's the best part. Download Solitaire Clash and be part of their Wonderland Wishes campaign. Every event game you play helps foster love to support children in need. Solitaire Clash is everything you love about solitaire with a fun twist. It's free to download, and such a beautiful way to support while enjoying your favorite game. So come on, make this holiday season magical. Download Solitaire Clash, that's C L A S H and start playing today. Check in game for event details.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you know Microsoft has officially ended Support for Windows 10? Upgrade to Windows 11 with an LG Gram laptop? Voted PCMag's Reader's Choice top laptop brand for 2025. Thin and ultra lightweight, the LG Gram keeps you productive anywhere. And Windows 11 gives you access to free security updates and ongoing feature upgrades. Visit LGUSA.com iheart for great seasonal savings on LG Gram laptops with Windows 11 PCMag Reader's Choice. Used with permission. All rights reserved.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, audiobook lovers. This week on the podcast I'm sitting down with musician, producer and walking encyclopedia Questlove. We're talking about Mark Ronson's memoir, Night how to be a DJ in 90s New York City. All right, like we talked about before, Mark Ronson found sanctuary in the DJ booth. What's a tool or piece of equipment in the studio or on stage that gives you the most control?

[Bobby Bones]

So I have two microphones on stage. We have the microphone that you hear as the audience. Then we have a second microphone in which we communicate with each other. I feel like that second microphone kind of saved all of our friendships.

[Lunchbox]

No band likes each other after 20.

[Bobby Bones]

Years or 25 years.

[Lunchbox]

Like the Beatles broke up in seven.

[Bobby Bones]

And a half years and we're going on 35.

[Lunchbox]

Listen to HearSay, the Audible, and iHeart Audiobook Club on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

Cards issued by JP Morgan, Chase bank and a member fdic subject to credit approval terms apply. Wake up, wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. This week's next bid. And by way, the Bobby's on the mic. So you know what?

[Lunchbox]

This is.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bones. Here's Christy from Wisconsin.

[Amy]

So my husband and I have been.

[Bobby Bones]

Back and forth about wanting to move out of Wisconsin and go to warmer weather. And we've recently been talking about making.

[Amy]

A move to South Carolina in the summer.

[Bobby Bones]

And obviously we hesitate because we have kids. We went out to dinner tonight and my husband opened a fortune cookie. Got nothing. The next fortune cookie was mine and it literally said, moving south will bring you great happiness. Amy. Eddie, I don't know. Is it a sign? I just don't know what to think. Love the show.

[Amy]

Yeah, do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. She knows better to ask me Because I believe we will find signs in anything if we look hard enough. What do you mean, look hard enough?

[Lunchbox]

It was a fortune cookie.

[Bobby Bones]

It's in your face. Yeah. It doesn't have to actually mean move south geographically in the United States. It can mean anything. Right. And Amy's like, give me a sign. And then a letter from a sign, like, literal sign is on the ground. She's like, oh, yes, I need to go and adopt seven kids or whatever it was. So you guys look for signs. You want to sign, you'll find it.

[Amy]

Yeah, but I ask for signs and signs, and then they appear.

[Bobby Bones]

Great. I can't prove they don't.

[Amy]

Right, you can't, but she has that.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you two will believe anything but.

[Amy]

Aliens are coming up from the ocean.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it is pretty random that that fortune cookie happened to fall.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. You guys are getting them.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Talking about.

[Lunchbox]

I don't believe it.

[Bobby Bones]

What about the first one that had nothing in it? Well, that's. That's the death card. That's the tease.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

To get you to the second.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, that's a good point. Because Mike's son did have his first fortune cookie the other day, and he goes, dad, they left the trash in it. I was like, that's sign that we shouldn't get fortune cookies.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. You tricked him.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Your thoughts, Amy? Sign.

[Amy]

Yeah. South Carolina. Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

You would take the fortune cookie as that sign and you would go, if that was. If you were, like, dependent on a sign and you got that, that would be it.

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, there's obvious other pros and cons.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but that's it.

[Amy]

But if you're considering it and then that's the fortune cookie, you get absolutely answer. Maybe she's been praying for, like, what to do. And this is like God being like, well, I sent you that fortune cookie.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd be like, God, you know, I don't trust fortune cookies.

[Amy]

Yeah, but then she's gonna die and get to heaven.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't make that joke up. It's an old, old joke.

[Amy]

They're gonna be like, well, yeah, I sent you all these.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys would trust forge cookie.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Pack your bags today, man.

[Lunchbox]

I. I start leaning that way, but then I think, if you got that bag of fortune cookies, I bet you would find that same saying 15 times in that bag.

[Bobby Bones]

I bet you not. I don't care what's in the bag and what's not. I'm just asking if you guys would.

[Lunchbox]

Do it if I. If I'm resting on A life decision. It popped up.

[Bobby Bones]

You would.

[Lunchbox]

I may have to go.

[Bobby Bones]

If it's close, you're on the fence. You gotta make a decision.

[Lunchbox]

I think I'm going with it.

[Bobby Bones]

You would let that affect it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But it sounds like you want to go with it anyway. Honestly? Yeah. If you're gonna even consider a fortune cookie, you kind of want to do it anyway, so.

[Lunchbox]

Good.

[Bobby Bones]

Good luck. I hope the move's awesome. I hate cold weather. Love Wisconsin. Don't like cold weather, so I only go certain months. Boom. All right, time for the morning Corny. Let's go over to Amy. Amy, let's go.

[Lunchbox]

The morning corny.

[Amy]

When is a door not a door?

[Bobby Bones]

When.

[Amy]

When it's a jar.

[Bobby Bones]

It is. I get it.

[Amy]

A jar.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but I never say a door's a jar. But.

[Amy]

But that the joke. Cuz it's not a door, it's a jar.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like a jar of peanut butter.

[Lunchbox]

You know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Jelly. Like, I don't get the joke. I do get the joke. Hello, Bobby Bones. My daughter is extremely active in school sports clubs and community service. Her weekends are so packed that she barely has time to rest. I'm proud of her dedication, but I'm worried she's overextending herself and she might burn out. Should I step in and insist she cuts back or trust her to manage her own schedule? Signed, mom of an extremely active student. If the things aren't getting in the way of the things that are important, then you should let her do the things because she'll let you know she's burnt out.

[Amy]

Did she say the age again? Sorry, I missed that.

[Bobby Bones]

I wish this was my.

[Amy]

That's important. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I wish my kids were working too much, doing too many extracurricular activities, waking up. Wait, it's just community service.

[Amy]

I know. One of my friends, literally the other day was like, oh, my daughter, she like wakes up before I do on school days and she's gotten so much done by the time I wake up. And my friend wakes up early too, but her daughter's just so ambitious. She's setting the alarm at like 4:45 in the morning and she's in high school and I'm like, so she can like, do some studying and get more done.

[Bobby Bones]

It's awesome. She's.

[Amy]

My friend's like, she's making me look bad. I'm like, I feel that, Mom.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say this is not the thing to stress about. I agree with that. You got a little capacity in you for stress and you can fill it with the things that are worthy of that, hopefully. And this is not that, but also.

[Amy]

She probably wants her kid to, like, have a good time, but her kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Might be having a good time doing this.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I would often be told, hey, you're working too much. You're going to die. Which, yes, both are probably true. Both are probably true. I am probably working too much, and I will die eventually. However, if I didn't love what I was building, I don't always love the everyday part of it, but if I wasn't loving what I was building, I wouldn't do it. And if I didn't love it, I wouldn't be good at it because I wouldn't put so much into it. So let her do that. She'll figure it out. She'll want to cut back some and do more others. But don't be stressed about this. Be stressed about what she's hiding from you, not what she's put doing in front of you. Bobby Bone show Bonehead Glory up the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Desoto County, Florida. A man was pulled over and sighted after he tried to disguise his truck instead of Border Patrol. He made it the exact same.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

To look like Border Patrol.

[Lunchbox]

That's cool. That is cool. But it was called Booty Patrol.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wait, but that's not really disguising it. That's parodying it. That's funny, man.

[Amy]

I would think you could do that.

[Lunchbox]

No, he's got the same markings and everything.

[Bobby Bones]

So I guess because you could be fooling people into thinking you're a officer of the law. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

And it's called Booty Patrol. I mean, that is awesome. Like, what do you do on Booty Patrol?

[Bobby Bones]

You know what you do?

[Lunchbox]

Like, you say, hey, you guys sign up for Booty Patrol?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, do you give tickets? This is what the story says. So there is you. You. It's. It's not like parody, which is protected by the Supreme Court, but it too closely resembled a border control vehicle. It had a green stripe on the side, just like the Border patrol vehicle. People were thinking it was the border Patrol, and it was causing people to react. And they can't have red or blue lights that closely resent. And it seems like he had that too.

[Lunchbox]

Man, how great.

[Bobby Bones]

But he was booty.

[Lunchbox]

Like, he pulls over someone, hey, you know why I pulled you over? Speeding? No. Because you got a booty. Because this is the booty control.

[Amy]

I mean, what's wrong with people?

[Lunchbox]

I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

We spend a lot of time close to each other in the studio and then we podcast and we just hang out sometimes. And every once in a while somebody will come up and be like, I think this person has a medical condition and they should get it checked out. Morgan is the latest to bring something to my attention. Morgan, go ahead.

[Amy]

Yeah, so Lunchbox and I were recording.

[Bobby Bones]

Best bits and usually, like we get.

[Amy]

Through a whole hour and nobody has to use the restroom. Lunchbox peed during our recording session multiple times. He had to keep leaving during it. So I'm a little worried that Lunchbox needs to get his prostate checked.

[Bobby Bones]

So either he has a prostate problem or he has a bladder infection. Oh, no. Uti.

[Amy]

Does it hurt though? He would be in pain.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have?

[Lunchbox]

No, there's no pain, man. It's just it's cold outside. So you have to pee more when it's cold outside.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never heard that. What?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, absolutely. Because you're so cold and you're shivering, it makes you have to pee.

[Bobby Bones]

This is what it was like when he got tuberculosis. He was coming in with these symptoms.

[Amy]

He was like, guys, guys. What I just googled it for a first answer is yes, cold weather makes people urinate more frequently.

[Lunchbox]

100% this is known.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not saying that that's not a thing. I'm saying none of us have ever heard of it. Oh, I'm hair is wet and you go outside, you don't really get sick.

[Amy]

I was definitely about to say this is not a thing. And Lunchbox needs to go to the doctor. And so I googled real quick before I spoke. And it's cold induced.

[Bobby Bones]

But is that a disease? That's my point. Is that a disease?

[Amy]

I don't know. But also, if that's the case, why aren't all the rest of us peeing a lot?

[Bobby Bones]

Coldriasis is a condition that's a disease. Cold pirasis.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe that's what I have. I'm saying, and I drink a lot of water. You guys don't. I drink so much water and then.

[Bobby Bones]

That can be a thing.

[Lunchbox]

The cold air just. Man, you gotta go. I have coldrises.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have?

[Lunchbox]

Colorisis.

[Bobby Bones]

Cold diuresis maybe. They say stay warm and drink extra water when you come inside. So I don't know if it's about drinking water.

[Lunchbox]

It's just the cold.

[Amy]

It's his way of his body.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it a disease though, protecting him from the body? If it says it's a Condition. Like, what's wrong with him that has this. Because again, I've never heard of somebody getting cold and having a pee. You guys never heard of that?

[Amy]

Never.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. It is a normal psychological condition. Your body just is weird. It increases urine production as a way to conserve heat.

[Lunchbox]

Psychological. Then I'm telling you, like, I mean, I'll lay down for a nap, and in an hour nap, I'll wake up two times to pee. Cause I'm so cold.

[Bobby Bones]

But lunchbox dude, that doesn't sound healthy. Something sounds wrong with that pee.

[Amy]

He's just got more blood flow to his stomach.

[Bobby Bones]

But remember when he got tuberculosis? He's like, I've sweat two times. Every time I sleep, I sweated like.

[Lunchbox]

I was running five miles when I'd sleep. That was bad. And I just thought it was my ceiling fan.

[Bobby Bones]

Why don't you get that checked out?

[Lunchbox]

What is there? It's only in the winter, guys.

[Amy]

Okay, it says here, while this condition can be irritating, it's a way for someone's body to protect them from the cold. So this is just a normal process for his body.

[Bobby Bones]

Is he like a caveman? Wow, interesting. This is one of those things that he still has. He's like, fortunate from the caveman. And our bodies have slowly climbed out of it to keep himself warm.

[Lunchbox]

I really can't believe you guys don't have and don't pee more in the winter. That's crazy to me.

[Amy]

It says here you can dress appropriately. Like, if you wear warmer clothes, you may pee less. And if you practice deep breathing.

[Bobby Bones]

To.

[Amy]

Keep your body warm a different way.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's. I'm glad we learned this. I do not have cold duresis lunchboxes. Maybe wear more clothes.

[Lunchbox]

I got clothes on, man. I even had a beanie on.

[Bobby Bones]

Double up that hoodie.

[Lunchbox]

I could do that. That'll be hot.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we're rooting for you. Go set up a GoFundMe, guys. All right, we're done. Thank you, guys. Back tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

The Bobby Bone Show.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bone Show Theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram. Reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Hey, it's Bobby Bones here. When you're traveling with family, it can be a circus. Mom wakes up at 5am Nephew, stay up till midnight. And your dog, he just wants a yard to play in. Booking.com makes it easy to find a stay that's right for everyone. Whether it's a vacation rental or a space to spread out or a hotel where someone else makes the breakfast. Find exactly what you're booking for booking.com booking yeah, that's booking.com booking yeah, you.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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