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Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
This is about the old show. Let's go. Y. Welcome to Monday show Morning Studio. Morning. Hope everybody is well. It's weird to say, I hope nobody's listening. I hope everybody's listening. But I understand today's a day where most people are off work. We are doing a new show. It is Memorial Day. It's also weird for me to say happy Memorial Day, because those words just don't go together. Happy day of celebrating people that died for us. Feels weird. Although getting to have a Memorial Day and I hope you have a happy one because of, you know.
Amy
Right, right, right. Yeah.
Lunchbox
I shouldn't complicate it in my head. I really shouldn't. Because when people. Some people go, hey, happy Memorial Day. I'm not like you hate America. I don't think that.
Amy
Yeah, no. I mean, it's a day of honoring those that have died for our freedom.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
So, yeah, I get you.
Lunchbox
Hey, I hope everybody has a solid Memorial Day full of little fun. Maybe that's okay. As long that's where we are.
Amy
Yeah. Cuz we have gratitude.
Lunchbox
Absolutely. So we're here. Coming up. Couples are happiest to do this on the weekend. Also, in the anonymous inbox, they name their kid after a celebrity and they regret it. Glad you guys are here, Bones. Couples are the happiest. Do these five things on weekends. Ready, everybody? It's in a couple.
Eddie
Yeah. Oh, boy.
Lunchbox
Number one, they put their phones away.
Bobby Bones
Not us.
Lunchbox
You know, I try to be a little more present than I am normally.
Bobby Bones
But your phone's always on you.
Lunchbox
I definitely don't put it away.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
Number two, they engage in parallel play.
Bobby Bones
What does that mean?
Eddie
I like that.
Lunchbox
It's a concept design I derive from child psychology. When two people engage in their preferred activity separately but alongside each other. So if I were to enjoy playing 2K basketball and my wife were like knitting, we would just do it beside each other. That would be parallel play.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Eddie
Oh, that's different.
Lunchbox
But she doesn't like knitting. But I do like to play 2K. They create a ritual. Relationships thrive on rituals. Coming home to your partner knowing that a weekend will bring something familiar can be comforting. Rituals can help couples organize their lives in a way that allows for both change and stability. Eddie, is your ritual chaos?
Bobby Bones
Chaos.
Lunchbox
Four kids. Chaos.
Bobby Bones
Chaos. Our rituals. Chaos and. And sports games every weekend. That's it.
Lunchbox
They put on the schedule.
Bobby Bones
Not on my schedule.
Amy
A lot of people do that.
Eddie
Yeah. On the weekend, man. No, kids are home all the time schedule don't exist.
Lunchbox
And they laugh on purpose. I just feel like really generic, vague statements like that are pretty dumb.
Bobby Bones
What does that mean, laugh on purpose?
Lunchbox
Cuz it makes sense. But it's like playfulness is one of the most reliable tools couples can use to strengthen their relationship. Yeah, no crap. But what does laugh on purpose mean?
Bobby Bones
No clue.
Lunchbox
Like you do something where you might laugh. What if she's mad at you?
Amy
Intentional about like doing stuff that's fun. Funny together. Like what, do you watch a funny movie together? Do you try to make jokes with each other?
Lunchbox
Trying to say tickle. If I'm planning weekly weekend tickling, put.
Eddie
That on the schedule.
Amy
Like you're like, timer goes off and you're like time to tickle.
Lunchbox
My wife hates it when I tickle her.
Amy
Yeah, I get angry.
Lunchbox
I don't think anybody likes, likes to be tickled. If you ever met somebody that was like, I enjoy being tickled, get into our computer because they're up to no good.
Amy
Oh no, no. There are people that, they really like to be tickled.
Lunchbox
But like, is that a thing like feather on feet? Not like I never met anybody who likes to be like stomach tickle, where that's enjoyable. Has anybody else?
Bobby Bones
No, no.
Amy
I mean, if you have the, if you have the fetish, then yeah.
Lunchbox
I've not even seen like in movies where they do like people that like dominate whatever that is or people like that tickling. It's always like bottom of the feet feather tickling. I've never actually seen the Gucci Gucci goo as like fetish tickling.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
But again, I haven't seen a bunch of fetish tickling. So I guess I'm not the expert there. Hello, Bobby Bones. Two years ago, I named my son after a celebrity. It was a certain billionaire that I once admired. Someone I thought was a genius, a disruptor, a symbol of the future. But lately that same billionaire has taken a turn and his name doesn't evoke the same feeling, especially to other people. Every time I introduce my kid, hey everybody, this is Elon. People give me a look. I feel embarrassed and even a little guilty, like I branded him with something they'll carry his whole life. Is two years old too old to change a kid's name? Or do I cross my fingers and hope that his name won't be a burden to him? Sign mom of Elon. I can make this super easy for you. First of all, don't change his name. Second of all, what's his middle name? Is it George Henry Michael? John Bobby. That's his new name.
Bobby Bones
Call him that.
Lunchbox
Yep. Unless it is Bezos. Elon Bezos.
Bobby Bones
Then you're in trouble.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Then my suggestion would be not to rename the two year old because that's confusing, especially at such a developmental age of the brain, and just start calling him his middle name. And how you could even do that is let's just say his middle name is Charles. For lack of the story, just start calling him Elon Charles for a while, and that could slowly just go to Charles because I think that would still be jarring to start calling him Charles out of nowhere instead of Elon Musk. But I'm gonna say go first to middle name and then slowly to middle name Eddie.
Bobby Bones
And he's two, right. Like, so he doesn't have to go to all his friends and be like, hey, I'm Charles now, by the way. I'm not Elon.
Lunchbox
Yeah. No school to edit. Change that. Yeah, good point.
Bobby Bones
So, yeah, that's. That's good. And I think, you know, when we adopted our kids, we had the question of, do we change their names? Like, we're gonna change their last name. So if they want to change their first names, they can. And both of them said no. So they didn't want to do it. But we could have. I don't. I think it's. Either way, it's okay. But I like your idea. I even have a kid who we. We call him by his middle name. We don't call him by his first name. I think after like a few years, he forgot what his first name was because we don't call him that.
Lunchbox
Didn't one of them want to change her name to LeBron?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
But that wasn't allowed there. Right?
Bobby Bones
We said we should second. Second think about that for a little bit.
Lunchbox
Are you still thinking?
Bobby Bones
Nah, nah, we're not doing that.
Lunchbox
Did you readdress it? No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
We'll talk about that.
Lunchbox
LeBron didn't exist.
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Okay, there's the mailbag. Close it up. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.
Amy
We got to love it when a first responder just goes, like, above and above and above and beyond. Because that's what Anthony Paulvino did. He's a firefighter in Buffalo, New York. And these two teenagers saw this puppy that got hit by a car, and they brought it to the firehouse because that was the nearest place that they were like, oh, we can get this puppy some help. The dog ended up losing its leg. Had all These injuries, but the puppy recovered. Well, Anthony decided to adopt the puppy because they don't know where this dog came from. Didn't have a home, and now she's like. The puppy's like a part of the firehouse, you know?
Lunchbox
Lives at the firehouse.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, he brings her in.
Lunchbox
Wait, wait, so does he take the dog in, or does it live at the firehouse?
Amy
Yeah, no, he adopted the puppy full blown. But brings it to work.
Lunchbox
Full blown? Yeah, full blown, man.
Bobby Bones
The whole thing.
Amy
I'm the dad now.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, I am your father.
Bobby Bones
Is it a Dalmatian?
Lunchbox
That would be legit.
Bobby Bones
That'd be so cool.
Lunchbox
I bet you kids don't even get that reference anymore.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean?
Lunchbox
I thought that was just always 101 Dalmatians.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no, I just thought, like, dalmatians were just firefighter dogs a lot in general.
Lunchbox
Interesting. Yeah, I guess.
Bobby Bones
It's like, you ever see a dog at a fire station, it's gonna be a dalmatian. Except maybe this one.
Lunchbox
Not full blown. Do we still feel like dalmatians are firefighter dogs?
Amy
I feel like in my mind they are, but that's because how I grew up seeing it, I guess I don't.
Lunchbox
Think I associate that anymore. Really? Yeah, but I'm a kid, you know.
Amy
I don't ever see a Dalmatian, though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they're so ra.
Lunchbox
Oh, in general. Yeah, I know. But when you do, you're like, dang, that's crazy. All right, good story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. There's something called a Alpha male camp. If you want to be an alpha male, you go to alpha male camp. $18,000 to turn you into a real man.
Amy
Well, I don't know that yours was. That had that kind of a price tag. But didn't you go to Arkansas alpha male campers or basketball camp?
Bobby Bones
That's different.
Amy
I felt like adult men getting together to be alphas. On the court?
Lunchbox
No, to play basketball. We put on the jerseys and played basketball for two days under Coach Cal. That's an alpha male.
Bobby Bones
Just to be a bigger man. Like, I don't understand.
Amy
Oh, you're learning how to be alpha.
Lunchbox
So if you have $18,000 to burn and you want to be a real man, you can't get into the alpha man camp. It's the three day boot camp designed for men who want to level up in life.
Amy
Oh, so they're like, not alphas, but they want to be. Which I think signing up for that sort of thing is sort of like makes you beta.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like beta sign up for it to be Alphas.
Bobby Bones
Interesting.
Amy
I get that. But then I think the fact that you go keeps you beta. Because Alphas wouldn't go.
Bobby Bones
No, but you learn to be a man.
Lunchbox
But that's the thing. You're not going because you are an Alpha. You're going because you want to be an Alpha. Like, this would be the perfect camp.
Amy
For Eddie and Lunchbox scam.
Bobby Bones
I'm not trying to be an Alpha.
Eddie
I don't need a camp to make me an Alpha. Marty an Alpha.
Lunchbox
Wait, but no, no, no. You're thinking type B, Type A, Type B personality that's different than Alpha Beta.
Bobby Bones
Like Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
It is weird. They're A and B, but they're different.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox is the one that wants to be a man.
Eddie
I'm already a man. I don't need a camp to turn me into a man. I'm already a man.
Lunchbox
The 75 hour camp is filled with physical and mental challenges designed to, quote, shatter self doubt, achieve clarity in your life's work and purpose, heal trauma that makes you feel broken and unworthy, and drudge through the past, uncover experiences that are holding you back from achieving greater levels of success. It looks like boot camps. I'm watching a guy walk on the beaches. Everybody's wet and holding up like heavy sledgehammers. In one video, the program is described as a conflict between the B word and the beast. Like, you can be the beast or you can be the.
Bobby Bones
That's funny.
Lunchbox
Yeah, the. The B word is your inner critic. We'll call it the snitch. Yeah, the snitch and the beast. The beast is the advocate is pushing you and cheering you to crush your doubt. It looks intense. It looks like a boot camp. But for some men, they say they need this because it teaches them that they can, you know, get. Get over the top of whatever they're fighting and they can be an alpha male.
Bobby Bones
Are you a snitch or a beast?
Lunchbox
I'm a lot snitch. But would you.
Amy
So would you go to this?
Lunchbox
No, I dominate this thing. I'd go and they'd be like, you just need to be a coach.
Bobby Bones
You're not a student.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like I. I am. Yeah. I'd kill this thing. What do you mean do? Fight somebody. Let's go. Anybody in this room want some of this?
Amy
But let's say you were a little B, would you go?
Lunchbox
I am a little B in a lot of ways, but not in the way that I Think needs to be converted here, right? Yeah.
Amy
Can you?
Lunchbox
I'm very much a snitch.
Amy
Indulge me for a second. Let's pretend you're a little be all around.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Amy
Would you go to something like this?
Lunchbox
Yes. Because I've gone to other things to improve myself.
Amy
I know. I just think they need to rebrand it. Like, I like the idea of working through some of this stuff and getting the tools you need to be more of that. But I think they need a rebrand because it's like how it's not fun to be like, oh, I went to alpha camp.
Lunchbox
Where were you last week, John? Alpha male camp.
Bobby Bones
Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah.
Lunchbox
You need a better name for it. Yeah, it needs to be like, I went to like a work retreat or something.
Bobby Bones
Like beast camp.
Eddie
No, because you're trying to be a camp.
Lunchbox
Weird, though, because when I say I was going to basketball camp because I went to basketball fantasy camp and it felt weird. That needs a revamp for sure. Because it felt like I was playing Dungeons and Dragons and basketball with other, like, men. But it was really hard. But I did that because I wanted to.
Amy
Like, it was really hard.
Lunchbox
It was really hard. I took off basketball shoes and just put on running shoes because. Yes, like, five people went to the hospital.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy.
Amy
A bunch of middle aged men out there. Like, why are you being haters?
Lunchbox
Why are you being a hater?
Amy
I'm not.
Lunchbox
You are.
Amy
No, I'm actually. I'm just stating the facts. That's not a hater.
Lunchbox
Your tone is very hater.
Amy
One question.
Lunchbox
And you said this was alpha male camp at the beginning. She took shot at the very beginning.
Amy
Yeah. Bobby, was it. Were y' all middle aged?
Lunchbox
Not everybody. Some people are older and some people were younger. Am I? Yes. Okay, but were there 25 year olds? Absolutely.
Amy
Really?
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Amy
No, that doesn't seem as bad.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Were there. But were there ex college ballplayers that were 60? Yeah, they were there too.
Amy
Oh. But they. They played college.
Lunchbox
Most people there had a background in basketball, which kind of what sucked for me. Oh, yeah. Bunch of Alphas just doing our thing, you know.
Amy
What about the other thing you went to with a bunch of old people in a room? Remember you took Eddie and y' all went.
Eddie
Yeah, the baseball cards. You were in there.
Bobby Bones
The car.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, we went to a baseball card, like, dinner convention.
Bobby Bones
That was in Baltimore.
Amy
Yeah, we definitely alpha men in the room.
Lunchbox
I'm not going to say the word, but we're going to be because it's funny. Everybody but we were definitely a little, you know, me.
Bobby Bones
Yes, we were.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we were there. No, no, Alpha's there that. That night. Including us. Not there for that. Why you got to bring up that stuff, though?
Amy
Well, I mean, this stuff doesn't make you think of that stuff.
Lunchbox
I just.
Amy
Like what that it's like, all in the same.
Lunchbox
I text my wife. Can I have $18,000? Go to Alpha camp. Amy made me feel like a beta. Anyway, that exists. I thought it was fun to talk about Bones. We're going to play the Bobby Feud. We're going to do actors who played superheroes. Now, we all have stacks of cash from the pallet on our desk. You guys can bet on yourself against me if you want. Oh, no, you don't have to. But if you want to bet, like, $3 that you'll win the whole thing, go for it. Lunchbox can do it. Eddie can do it. Whatever you want.
Bobby Bones
Skip out.
Lunchbox
You don't want to bet on yourself?
Bobby Bones
Nah, not against you.
Lunchbox
I'm not doing anything but hosting it. You're just betting against Lunchbox and Amy.
Amy
I mean, think about this. Actors who played superheroes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's a tough category.
Lunchbox
Tell.
Amy
This is not going to be my strength.
Lunchbox
But nobody wants to play. All right, Lunchbox, you're up first. No money. Okay, losers. Lunchbox, go ahead.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Robert Downey Jr. Show me Robert Downey Jr. Number one answer. Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr. One point.
Eddie
Okay. Gosh, superheroes is tough. Give me Ryan Reynolds.
Lunchbox
Show me Ryan Reynolds. Correct for Deadpool pole and Green Lantern. Eight points. Give number eight answer there.
Eddie
Chris Hemsworth.
Lunchbox
Dang it. Show me Thor, number three.
Eddie
Okay, give me Toby Maguire. A spider man.
Lunchbox
Wow. Throwback flashback blast from the past. Show me Toby Maguire. Spider man from 02 to 07. Your number seven. Seven answer.
Eddie
I don't know if these people are superhero. Oh, man, I don't know. What are their names? Give me Chris Pratt.
Lunchbox
Show me Chris Pratt.
Eddie
I didn't know they were superheroes.
Lunchbox
Eddie, over to you.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna start off with a woman. Scarlett Johansson.
Lunchbox
Show me Scarlett Johansson playing Black Widow. Scarlett Johansson, number two. Ten ants are worth 10 points.
Bobby Bones
Let's go with Captain Marvel. Brie Larson.
Lunchbox
Brie Larson. Amy. We're looking for actors who played superheroes. Ranker has listed the top 10 so far. Robert Downey Jr. Was at 1. Iron Man. Chris Hemsworth at 3. Thor. Toby Maguire at 7. Spider Man. Ryan Reynolds at 8. And Scarlett Johansson at 10.
Amy
Christian Bale.
Eddie
That's the guy's name.
Lunchbox
What did he Do I think he's got Marine Wolverine? No. Show me Christian Bale. Batman. The Dark Knight.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Not Wolverine.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
Well, Amy, Hugh Jackman.
Lunchbox
Wolverine.
Eddie
I know I gave you that.
Bobby Bones
Why'd you do that?
Eddie
That's the one I was thinking of, and I couldn't think of his name.
Lunchbox
But you took credit for Christian Bale.
Eddie
Well, I thought that was him. That's why I was like, oh, that's it. When she said it.
Amy
I don't know if this guy's a superhero or just a really good boxer. Michael B. Jordan.
Lunchbox
Show me Michael B. Jordan. Yeah. Creed. Not really a superhero.
Amy
It looks Superheroish.
Bobby Bones
So.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. 19. Eddie. 10. Amy, 8. There are only three answers left on the board. Double the points for round two.
Eddie
Me?
Lunchbox
Yes.
Eddie
Christopher Reeves. Superman.
Bobby Bones
Who? Rest in peace, Christopher Reeves.
Eddie
He's Superman.
Lunchbox
Show me Christopher Reeves. Christopher Reeves. Not on the board, Eddie.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna go with Christopher Reeve.
Lunchbox
Show me Christopher Reeve. Number nine. Answer is Christopher Reeve.
Amy
Number nine.
Lunchbox
Oh, that hurts.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. I'm sorry.
Lunchbox
That's the rules. It's always been the rules.
Bobby Bones
Let's go with Superwoman Gal Gadot.
Lunchbox
Okay, well, what an idiot, too.
Bobby Bones
Why?
Lunchbox
Because your answer is Gadot. But she ain't Superwoman Gal Gadot. She's a bl.
Bobby Bones
I'm an idiot. Yeah. I'm stupid.
Lunchbox
Okay. When you do too much.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's a. You don't do too much.
Lunchbox
Gaga Doe, number five. So worth 10 points.
Bobby Bones
Okay. And have. There's one more left.
Lunchbox
There's one more left.
Bobby Bones
All right, just give me Chris Evans.
Lunchbox
Show him Chris Evans. And he plays What?
Bobby Bones
Oh, gosh.
Lunchbox
Captain Lieutenant America.
Bobby Bones
Lieutenant Dan.
Lunchbox
Eddie is, with 48 points, the big winner. I should have bet. So you do know that was the rule.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay. Just making sure. Just didn't want it to come up in a later game. Like I said, Christopher Reeves, but it has to be the person's name. Me and Mike and Ray all looked at each other and went so close. Can't do it.
Bobby Bones
Did you know you messed Devil Lunchbox?
Eddie
No, I didn't know.
Amy
He said it multiple times.
Lunchbox
He thought Christopher Reed played Wonder Woman. Wolverine.
Bobby Bones
That's right.
Lunchbox
All right. Good job. Eddie is our winner. You didn't bet any money, so you don't win any money, dummy bones. So Morgan came in late the other day to work, and I just want everybody to know why. Morgan came in late was not a massive deal to me because I said that she could do it, but Morgan went and did it. The news wanted to talk to Morgan. I know who's gonna be sensitive about this.
Eddie
What?
Lunchbox
The news.
Eddie
About what? What could the news want Morgan for?
Lunchbox
The news had reached out to Morgan to ask her to come on camera and talk about something specific. So that's what's up. I wanted to wait till the show to reveal it because a couple people were like, hey, Morgan was late. She wasn't late. She told me what she was gonna do. She had to go be on tv. Morgan, do you want to say what you were doing, or do you want to leave it and. And let a sleeping dog lie, as they say?
Amy
Well, what would you like me to do?
Lunchbox
I would love you. I would love you to say it. I would love for you to say exactly what you were doing.
Amy
Okay, well, folds of honor invited me to go talk about the celebrity softball game.
Eddie
Are you freaking kidding me?
Lunchbox
Now, for those out there listening.
Bobby Bones
Are you serious?
Eddie
Year after year, I just get slighted in this softball game. I do not understand this.
Lunchbox
So Folds of Honor, great organization. They put on a charity softball game with celebrities. And Lunchbox was complaining about a couple weeks ago because he got invited, but I guess he got invited later than everybody else. And they want to talk to Morgan about playing in.
Eddie
It seems very weird. If they want a big celebrity, why would they ask Morgan? Like, they want the most views, they want the most people's eyeballs. Morgan is not the one you would want.
Amy
I mean, I do look a little bit prettier than you on camera, so maybe that's why.
Lunchbox
And she does speak well about it. And I think mostly that's what they want, Someone who can speak well about the organization. Hey, what's folds about to do? Lunchbox?
Eddie
Oh, they give scholarships to people, women and soldiers that have lost their lives in battle. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What are you talking about?
Eddie
I do. It's not funny. It's not funny.
Lunchbox
No, it's not funny because you're just making up.
Eddie
It's parents that gave the ultimate sacrifice serving our country. They give them scholarships to further their education.
Amy
They're just all soldiers, though, Lunchbox.
Eddie
No, they're gonna be first responders.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So, yeah. So we work with Folds of Honor, and they do work with. If the parents have passed away or died in war or died. They do make sure the kids are taken care of, the family's taken care of, which is how you said it.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Can you imagine a camera going. And he goes, is that so?
Eddie
But that's just. It's. That's. Was there another celebrity there?
Amy
There was somebody from Folds of Honor that went with me.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Eddie
What A waste of a segment.
Amy
That's what you think. But they said I did great.
Eddie
I'm sure they did.
Lunchbox
How much did that upset? You want a 10 scale?
Eddie
Oh, probably 10. I mean, it's just like they. They had to go to the lowest fruit on the totem pole. They're like, oh, lunch won't be the.
Lunchbox
Lowest fruit on the totem pole. Not a saying emerged. That's not a saying. That's like women and soldiers. Lowest fruit on the totem pole is not a saying.
Bobby Bones
Hello. Hanging fr. And then highest in the lowest.
Eddie
Yes, same difference.
Lunchbox
No, it's not.
Eddie
But that's.
Lunchbox
Do you ever think that's why people don't have to say stuff?
Eddie
Here's the thing. If you don't invent sayings, then they never get made. Like, if you just.
Lunchbox
No, no. But you didn't invent a saying.
Eddie
I did.
Lunchbox
You took two and smashed it together because you didn't know how to say the one.
Eddie
It's like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You used to have toast with peanut butter and jelly on it. And someone finally said, you know what? I'm gonna put those together. And they made an amazing sandwich. So maybe I just made an amazing saying.
Lunchbox
So why is there fruit on a totem pole? So what does that make sense, though?
Eddie
There's not a lot of things that make sense. These things don't make sense.
Lunchbox
Lowest. Low hanging fruit. Yes, it makes sense because it's very easy to get. That's why that's called. Like, oh, no need to go for the low hanging fruit. Like, if I were to. My wife gives me crap sometimes about jokes. All right. She goes, you're going too. Low hanging fruit. That's the easy one. Don't make work harder on the joke. So that's low hanging fruit. So that's why that exists. It's very. So easy that anybody can get it. Now, totem pole. You've seen them, right?
Eddie
Yeah, I've seen them.
Lunchbox
Like heads. So highest on the totem pole. Highest ranking. Lowest in totem pole. Lowest ranking. Okay. That's what that would mean. Both of those have reasons that they exist, those sayings.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
Fruit on a totem pole. They don't have fruit on totem poles.
Bobby Bones
I've never seen that.
Eddie
Have you seen all the totem poles in the world?
Lunchbox
I have not. You got me.
Eddie
There you go. Dang it.
Lunchbox
I didn't expect to be gotten today. Yeah, we can play Morgan's thing.
Eddie
Ah, we don't really need to.
Bobby Bones
I'd like to hear it.
Lunchbox
Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, next day. Maybe at any time. I'll just play it out of nowhere. That's amazing.
Amy
And you know what? It aired almost immediately after we did the interview. So there was no delay. There was no, like waiting on it, you know, when he. He was on. And we didn't know if it was gonna air.
Eddie
No, we knew it was gonna true.
Lunchbox
We had to wait forever for years. And they cut like 80 of it out on the news. No, they didn't show you playing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they did.
Eddie
They gave me like three minutes of airtime.
Lunchbox
Do we want to make a bet on that? Three. On the three minutes of airtime?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because I think the whole story was three minutes.
Eddie
The whole story was three minutes? I think so it wasn't me the whole time, but.
Lunchbox
How much. How much over under you on camera in that news story?
Eddie
Oh, that's a good question.
Lunchbox
You said three minutes. I carried the one. Yeah, go ahead.
Bobby Bones
Now that there's money involved.
Eddie
45 seconds exactly.
Lunchbox
I'd still go under, but yeah, different. Morgan, great job. You're promoting a great organization, women and soldiers.
Amy
That's, you know, I'm gonna try and sneak that in.
Eddie
I mean, they got someone that couldn't even hit home runs. Like, I mean, they want someone that could hit the softball. They would get me. We saw the home run derby, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Maybe they missed that. They wanted, like I said, one of the worst player in the game. Hey, come watch her. You know what I mean?
Lunchbox
I think it was more about the organization and her celebrity factor than you.
Amy
I think they also knew I'd put the organization first and it wouldn't be about me.
Eddie
So I mean, I have a folds honor shirt I wear sometimes in public.
Amy
Hold o honor.
Eddie
Hey, you want to check the tape?
Lunchbox
I set off honoring our nation's heroes on this Memorial Day weekend. It's the Bobby Bones show. It's time for the good news with Bobby.
Bobby Bones
Tell me something good.
Lunchbox
I was reading this story about this guy named Craig. He's hiking up near Calgary and this grizzly bear comes out at him. And so it's a grizzly and the two cubs. So it's a mom grizzly and the two cubs. And if animals hungry or protecting their kids or hurt, like, that's trouble. That's where you get your face ripped off. And so he's like, oh, crap. He has a dog with him, a doberman named Knight N I g H T. And if I was a grizzly, I would just eat the dog. But the dog gets in the way, like, and the Grizzly retreats, which is wild because I'm a bigger animal.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I'm just thinking, if I'm the grizzly and I don't care what kind of dog, I paw that thing, boom, knock to the side and eat me a human. But that is not what happened. Night stepped in front, got back on his hind legs and just started barking. And maybe the bear just got annoyed at the barking.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Sometimes at night, or if there's a storm, Stanley's barking and I'm like, shut up. Like, that would annoy me. Yeah, but this bear is huge. All good. Nobody died. The dog saved the human's life, which is the great story. But I started thinking, if I'm a grizzly, I don't. I don't take that crap.
Bobby Bones
Do you guys remember what to do if a grizzly bear tries to attack you?
Amy
I always forget. We lay down, he's right there. What do we do?
Bobby Bones
Don't you get up and, like, act like you're bigger than him?
Lunchbox
I start singing, teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around. You ever heard that song?
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
I think in theory, maybe you do the rawr.
Bobby Bones
Because that's what the doberman did on the hind legs. And I guess we're learning that these bears are kind of like a little chicken.
Lunchbox
They're like bullies. You stand up to them. Yeah, see, I. I don't want to test that theory, though. If it's a brown bear, they say lay down. Okay. It's a black bear. Fight back. And if it's a white bear, good night.
Bobby Bones
Okay. That's a polar bear.
Amy
Good night.
Bobby Bones
Because you're in Antarctica and it's too cold.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I mean, they found you for a reason. Yeah, I think I would just run regardless. Yeah, I think that would just kick in. I would just run or I would take whomever I was with and throw them in front of me and then run.
Bobby Bones
That's not cool, man.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Great story. Night. The dog saved a life. We love it. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, bones. Now time for the morning corny. The morning Corny.
Amy
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunchbox
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Amy
Lunch is on me.
Lunchbox
That was the morning Corny. You know what shows got good again is the Last of us. Mike, are you watching it? Oh, yeah. It's awesome again. I love it.
Amy
Did it get bad? I haven't gone back to it.
Lunchbox
Season one was awesome. Season two, a little slow. There was a crazy thing that happened in season two. So you're like, is the show gonna suck now? It's as good now as it's ever been. Just a heads up, if you watch that show, it's awesome. Yeah, I saw a lot of nerds hating on it, but I enjoy it. I hate nerds. How about that? And I am one. So nerds shut up. Yeah, so that show's awesome. There's also a show called the West. It's an eight part documentary series featuring eight true stories from a century of history on the frontier. Kevin Costner is one of the executive producers and Doris Kearns Goodwin. Costner also introduces and narrates each episode. I'm Kevin Costner. Does he talk like that?
Bobby Bones
Not really.
Lunchbox
Doris Kearns Goodwin is a Pulitzer Prize winning historian and author. And so it premieres 9 o' clock only on the History Channel. So you'll be able to see that today. But that's tonight, right? It says today, but it's tonight. Today.
Bobby Bones
Well, today and tonight.
Lunchbox
No, 9:00am is today. 9:00pm is tonight.
Bobby Bones
I don't know how you define today. Because today, because it's still the day.
Lunchbox
Daytime, 9pm is tonight. But it's specific to the day though.
Bobby Bones
Because you could say morning and night.
Lunchbox
But today is today. No, this is a tough one, seriously. Hold on. It's not that tough at all. Today means what's on Damien, though.
Amy
Bobby's.
Lunchbox
Yeah, tonight, but it's still.
Bobby Bones
But you could say tonight, but. But I'm just saying that you could still say today because it still day. You're saying that by the night the whole day is gone.
Eddie
It's done.
Lunchbox
Yes, it exists though it's still there. It's night. If you say premieres today on Memorial Day. No, it's premieres tonight at 9:00pm well.
Bobby Bones
You could say tonight, but. But I'm also saying. Somebody else to agree, please. Maybe Ray, because he does that whole birthday thing where it's all weird.
Eddie
Well, you don't want him on your side. That's crazy.
Lunchbox
But it's tonight. You would say premieres tonight.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, tonight is correct. But I guess I'm arguing that today isn't wrong because it still is today.
Lunchbox
It's not on the daytime at all.
Amy
But it's today though it's still the same day. Day. But it's not.
Lunchbox
But it's tonight.
Eddie
So does your birthday end at 5pm? Cuz it's birthday. It's not birthday.
Lunchbox
No, but if I'm doing something on my birthday at night, I'm doing it at night. I'll do it tonight. I don't. I don't say, I'm having a birthday dinner today at 8pm I would say tonight. That's the dumbest argument ever heard.
Bobby Bones
So maybe you're having a birth night party.
Lunchbox
No, exactly.
Eddie
That's right.
Lunchbox
See, that's what it could be. Your birthday, which is an official title of the day, like Memorial Day. But you would say tonight on Memorial Day the same thing. You don't say, I'm having a. A birth today at 9pm Come to my birthday dinner.
Amy
You wouldn't.
Lunchbox
You wouldn't say that. You would say tonight.
Amy
You would never say, I'm having a party today.
Lunchbox
It's tonight at 9pm yeah, on history Channel.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we can agree on that.
Lunchbox
Anyway, watch it. It's the west, an eight part documentary series offers fresh insight, new perspectives. Even if you think you know these stories, there's way more to discover.
Bobby Bones
And when is it tonight if you're.
Lunchbox
Having dinner on your birthday? Because this was the example used. I love it. This is like when the prosecution just sets up the defense to. To win the whole case. If you're having dinner on your birthday, do you say, hey, we're having my birthday dinner today at 7pm no. What do you say?
Amy
Tonight.
Lunchbox
Okay, case dismissed.
Eddie
So if someone asks you, what are you doing today? Well, I'm gonna go to a soccer game later. I have. I mean, it does. Your. The day doesn't.
Amy
Well, now you're fine.
Lunchbox
If you're saying a time, a specific time. Which is what? This is a specific time. You don't say today at 8pm or today at 9pm you say tonight.
Eddie
What time is the game on today? 8:00pm Boom. There we go.
Amy
If you don't. If you don't know if it's day or night, you wouldn't say what times.
Lunchbox
You would say, what time's the game on? If you know what's at night, you wouldn't say today. What's the game on today? It's not on today. It's on tonight.
Amy
What is it?
Bobby Bones
I got one. Are we doing dinner on Friday? What day are we doing dinner?
Amy
Okay, but that's the day.
Bobby Bones
But again, what night are we doing?
Lunchbox
But you're not asking a specific time, so you just one me another case.
Bobby Bones
And that's what Scoo was saying. The day.
Lunchbox
Memorial Day is the day I got another one. No. If you think you won, you should never be a juror. You should never be a juror. You just got Karen Reed convicted, and she does not deserve to be convicted. All right, anyway, now I forgot. I think the morning corny was good, right?
Amy
I don't even remember.
Lunchbox
I think I want to talk about Memorial Day for just a second because it's weird. And I mentioned it earlier this morning. Like, it's weird to go, happy Memorial Day. But I understand the reason you say happy Memorial Day, because a lot of people get off work and get to spend time with their family because of those that, as they say, paid the ultimate sacrifice. Like, in the end, you hope it's a happy Memorial Day because of what our country has fought for and what people have died for. But it always hits kind of weird when I say it just feels weird to say it. So I did want to take a minute and talk about the actual meaning of Memorial Day. And then maybe five things you didn't know. So Memorial Day is the last Monday of May. I did not know that. I guess I just thought Memorial Day. I don't know. I just knew it was a Monday in May.
Bobby Bones
It's always a different number.
Amy
Yes, it's always a different number. It's always the last Monday and then Labor Day, which often gets confused. Like, do y' all ever get confused, like, which one's in September, which one's in May?
Lunchbox
No. I'm always just surprised when either one of them happened.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Amy
Well, so Memorial Day is always the last Monday, and then Labor Day is always the first Monday in September.
Lunchbox
Got it. So Memorial Day is a federal holiday and about it. It honors and mourns U.S. military personnel who died in service to their country. It roots back to the Civil War, when communities across the country began holding springtime tributes to fallen soldiers, where they would decorate their graves with flowers and flags. It was originally called Decoration Day, and it was for a long time after the Civil War because they decorated the graves of soldiers who have died. In 1971, Memorial Day was declared a national holiday. It was set for the last Monday in May to create a long weekend for remembrance and reflection. It's also unofficially considered the beginning of summer. And there is often confusion between Memorial Day and Veterans Day. They honor different groups. Memorial Day is to honor those who died in military service. Veterans Day is all US Military veterans, living or dead. And I can see where they would be confused, but I guess not for us because we do talk about them specifically. This is for soldiers who have died. Five things you may not know. Number five on Memorial Day morning. The Department of Veterans affairs guidelines say a flag is supposed to be raised to the top of the pole quickly and Then slowly lowered to half staff, where it should remain until noon. At noon, the flag should be raised to full staff to honor those who are still serving. So it has to go up quick, come down to half, and then after noon, be raised back up. So it's kind of a dual remembrance and tribute. And number four, Memorial Day was officially established as the national public holiday in 19. Or, excuse me, 1868. This is back when it was Decoration Day, but 1868, by General John A. Logan, head of a group of Union veterans. The holiday was originally called Decoration Day, named for the decoration of the graves, and then it became Memorial Day, and then that became the holiday number three. From night, from 1868 to 1970, it was celebrated always on May 30th. Not the last Monday, but May 30th.
Amy
So they wanted to lock it in as you. They want to lock it in like a day off from work.
Lunchbox
May 30, regardless, is always what it is.
Amy
We should lock in. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Halloween.
Amy
We should lock in all the.
Lunchbox
Halloween is locked in, huh? No, we should unlock in Halloween. Yes, it is. October 31st is always Halloween.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you're right.
Amy
Right.
Lunchbox
We should unlock Halloween.
Amy
Okay. However you want to say it and.
Lunchbox
Put it on the last weekend.
Amy
Yes.
Lunchbox
So, yeah, the Friday night of the last weekend. October. Unlock it.
Amy
Unlock it.
Lunchbox
Number two, the origins of Memorial Day are a bit unclear. We know about Decoration Day, but there are reports of a major celebration held by formerly enslaved People of Charleston, South Carolina, May 1, 1865. This is the very first after the war. Black residents exhumed and properly interred over 250 Union soldiers that had been hastily buried by Confederates.
Amy
Oh, wow.
Lunchbox
It was the ultimate respect of them going and digging them up and. And giving them a respectful burial. Wow. Then a crowd of 10,000 people gathered to celebrate their freedom with singing and military marches in a parade. That's the first one.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Lunchbox
And number one, this goes back to Decoration Day. That. That's what they did. You would see if you went by a cemetery, all the graves would be decorated. It would look like a party almost, because that's what people would do on the day. So a little history could have been boring for those that hate history.
Bobby Bones
No, I like it. I still. I guess. Still can't say happy, huh?
Lunchbox
You can, but just prepare people to be like, it's not supposed to be happy.
Bobby Bones
I've heard military people say absolutely, and.
Lunchbox
I have no problem people say it. It's weird to come out of my mouth. I didn't serve in the military. I just Feel like I need to be super sensitive about it. It's like, hey, I hope you have a great Memorial Day weekend.
Amy
But now we can also say happy Decoration Day.
Bobby Bones
No, it's not that anymore.
Amy
I know it's moved on, but you can.
Lunchbox
You can say whatever you want.
Amy
Well, if they. Then if they say what Decoration Day, be like, yeah, the. This.
Bobby Bones
Sit down.
Lunchbox
I got behind Memorial Day and the Bobby Bowen show.
Bobby Bones
Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then.
Lunchbox
You turn the radio on, and the.
Bobby Bones
Dial just keeps on turning.
Lunchbox
I have this of a news anchor going into labor before her newscast even starts. And then doing the newscast. It's a crazy story. This is the most interesting segment of. Of today. This is a news anchor in Schenectady, New York, named Olivia Jakeith. She went into labor, and she still anchored the show. Her water broke at 4:15am she was on the air 90 minutes later.
Amy
Wow.
Lunchbox
She said her contractions weren't that close, but her water broke. And she'd rather be at work than at the hospital, but her water broke. So here she is signing on yesterday.
Amy
We do have some breaking news this morning. Literally, Olivia's water has broke.
Lunchbox
That's right.
Amy
And she is anchoring the news now in active labor, early labor. Still here. She's been doing the entire show. This is her decision to do this. I'd rather be at work than at the hospital. After we're done with this show, you should probably go. Thank you, guys. Oh, yay, Olivia. I'll do my best. Which means whole three and a half, three hours of news. That's right. In contractions. I think that's a first for CBS 6. All right, well, hopefully I don't see you tomorrow, but makes you join Julia.
Lunchbox
How crazy is that? Number two, someone in North Carolina found a class ring from 1938 sitting in a parking lot. And this reminds me of an Amy type story because she's been looking for her ring. But this ring from the 30s. They obviously wanted to find the people. And here is Laura Stoy talking about getting her grandfather's ring because obviously the person's dead. And then their kid was dead. So they found the grandkid, and it was years later, but they got it.
Amy
I really feel like it was serendipitous that. That my dad was reaching out, like he knew I'd been thinking about him, and he was popping in to say, I'm here.
Lunchbox
She said her dad must have lost it because he used to wear it to remember his dad. And she remembers her dad wearing it.
Amy
Wow.
Lunchbox
Apparently A Cardinal dropped it off. Right.
Bobby Bones
I was gonna say, how did it get there?
Lunchbox
They don't know. But Amy's still searching for her Aggie ring. Her house is broken into.
Amy
Someone stole it in North Carolina.
Lunchbox
Yeah, there's a reward somewhere.
Amy
No, Bobby put up 1500 or 1600.
Lunchbox
The money keeps going up.
Amy
You say that every time, but every.
Lunchbox
Time you raise the money.
Amy
I don't. No, I don't.
Lunchbox
Mike, how much money did I put up? It's 1500. Oh, crap. 1550 of that is Amy. Oh, so I'm 1450. Yeah. I knew it was up. I'm getting a raw deal there, but.
Amy
I don't even know how that happened or why you did that, but thank you.
Lunchbox
A former major league pitcher named Steve Register is in the news because one of his old classmates came through in a big way. He pitched for the Rockies and Phillies in 2008 and 2009. He's now 42 years old. Been dealing with health issues. He got diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. Went through chemo, but it spread to his liver, so he needed a transplant. An old classmate named Kristen Johnson heard about it. They hadn't seen each other in 25 years. She got tested, found out she was a match, and the surgery is happening next month. When we first got my diagnosis, they gave me a year to a year and a half to live. You can go down a dark alley with everything that's going on. But my faith definitely kept me strong.
Amy
He is married, and he has three children, and I'm married, and I have three children as well. And so just seeing how that could affect his family was really, really sad to see, like, God put it so clearly in front of me, and just I felt like this is what I need to do.
Lunchbox
Like most people you hear when they get a donor, it's somebody that's real close to them, but somebody I hadn't.
Eddie
Seen in 25 years.
Lunchbox
That's a God thing. How about that?
Bobby Bones
Amazing.
Lunchbox
That is the most interesting segment in the world today. Netflix has released their most watched Netflix shows of all time, which is rare. They release data. Amy, what do you think the most watched Netflix shows of all time are?
Amy
Oh, my gosh. Well, I'll go OG Mainly because my daughter just started it. Orange is the New Black.
Lunchbox
That's a good guess because it is so OG, but it did not make the list of top 10.
Amy
Really?
Lunchbox
Because I would have thought just off of, you know, the amount of time that's passed. Oh, Orange is gonna be black. And then also the Kevin Spacey one. That was one of the first ones, right, Mike? Yeah, I think those are first series. Creepy President. Thank you.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't watch the show. But you loved it.
Lunchbox
Squigging at number one. Squid Game. It's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Is that third one almost out?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I can have the summer.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I can't wait.
Lunchbox
Squid game season one, number one all time. Almost 270 million views. Okay, lunchbox, Any guesses?
Eddie
Yeah, that's the one. Stranger Things.
Lunchbox
Correct. Stranger Things at number four. Season four specifically. But Stranger Things at number four. Squid Game season two also made it number three. So Squid Game has one and three on Netflix all time.
Eddie
What is that one you made me watch? Is that on Netflix?
Bobby Bones
Oh, the. The.
Eddie
What is it called?
Lunchbox
Mirror.
Eddie
Black Mirror. Is that on Netflix? That has to be. If it's on Netflix, it's on there.
Lunchbox
I don't know what service it is not on there. It is on Netflix.
Eddie
It's not on there.
Lunchbox
It should be, though. It should be the most show.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah. No, didn't make it.
Bobby Bones
Eddie Ozark.
Lunchbox
Is that guess, but not it. Ozark's awesome. Didn't make it. Wednesday is at number two. Yeah, I never watched Wednesday. Morgan, did you watch Wednesday? No.
Amy
I never really got into Adam's family though, so I didn't think should Mike George.
Lunchbox
Wednesday. I like it. There's a new season coming out this year. Adolescence at five. What's that?
Amy
Is that the one where the kid gets accused of murder? I. I couldn't watch that. It was too dark.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we didn't watch it either.
Eddie
Yeah, my parents watched it. Said don't watch it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we don't watch that. It got a 99% of rotten tomatoes.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Dahmer at 6.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Amy
Ew. No, I had to stop that.
Lunchbox
That one wasn't that creeped out by.
Amy
I was.
Lunchbox
Maybe they're. Too much time has passed. Like so, so much time.
Bobby Bones
Was that the 80s?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
See the one that 8?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
Bridgerton at 7.
Amy
Oh, yeah. That's good.
Lunchbox
The Queen's Gambit was awesome.
Bobby Bones
So good.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it was awesome. It's only one season. Anna, what's her. Whatever her name is. She was awesome. Anya, Taylor Joy. Yeah, that's close. Anya, Taylor Joy.
Bobby Bones
Anna Voss. She's a singer.
Amy
She's a singer.
Bobby Bones
Whatever.
Lunchbox
I gotta mix up a little bit. Is excellent. The Queen's Gambit was excellent. Bridgerton season three at nine and Money Heist at ten. The reason I never watched Money Heist wasn't it in a foreign language? Spanish. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Ah, do you like Spanish? You know, a little bit of Spanish.
Lunchbox
I like people that speak Spanish as a second language. Notably YouTube.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But I never got into Money Heist. Oh, that's from Visual Capitalist. What is your favorite Netflix show of all time? Because I'm gonna have to go Squid Game, Nut or Black? Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Squid Game is so good.
Lunchbox
They're so good. Squid Game and Black Mirror. And that just tells you, like, how twisted my mind is when I want to watch something because both those shows are messed up. Mike D. Favorite Netflix show of all time. I'm gonna go Stranger Things. I think the last season was incredible. So I'm waiting for. See how they finish it up. Amy.
Amy
I mean, it's hard for me to pick, but I know. See, I watch all the repeats on there, like, you know, Sex in the City and whatnot. But is the crown on Netflix?
Lunchbox
Yes.
Amy
Oh, I liked that.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that was good. I didn't watch the last season, but I.
Amy
That's not my favorite ever, but I feel like Black Mirrors, the question was.
Lunchbox
What'S your favorite ever? Amy goes, that's not my favorite ever.
Amy
But I'm trying to pick something that is actually. Yeah, that's the only place that you watch it because I love a lot of shows on there, but a lot I can't keep watching. Like, Black Mirrors have been freaking me out lately.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's good. It's good. Lunchbox. Favorite show ever on Netflix.
Eddie
Maybe Recency Bias, but it has to be Squid Game. I just watched that first season in the last two months, and, man, that. That show is good. But I've only seen a couple of episodes of Black Mirror, so that may, if I watch more episodes, pass it. But, man, Squid Game, boy, I think it's a series.
Lunchbox
Squid Game is better because Black Mirror, they're all standalone. There's no investment from character to character. But I. Black Mir is my favorite show. It's. I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth again, but Black Mir is my favorite show overall. Squid Game's my favorite series, and I sound like a politician.
Amy
I love me some narcos, not going.
Bobby Bones
To lie about that.
Amy
I just had to look it up.
Lunchbox
It's Memorial Day weekend. Join us as we honor the brave men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. In their honor, we celebrate them. This is the Bobby Bones Show. Bobby Bone Show.
Eddie
This story comes to us from Echo Park, California. A man went out of town for the weekend. He came home Sunday evening and what's he find? A naked dude in his bed. Apparently the guy was intoxicated, had broken the window thinking it was his own house, had gone through the pantry, eating the guy's gum, his food, made a little bit of dinner and was passed out in the bed.
Lunchbox
That's a productive drunk guy though.
Bobby Bones
Got a lot done.
Lunchbox
Got a lot done.
Eddie
Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
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He texted, I've ruined our lives. You're going to want to divorce me.
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How far would he go to cover up what he'd done?
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The fact that you lied is absolutely horrific.
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And quite frankly, I question how many.
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They showcased a sense of love that I never had before. I mean, he's not only my parent, like, he's like my best friend.
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The Bobby Bones Show – Detailed Summary
Release Date: May 26, 2025
Episode Title: MON: Lunchbox Is Furious with Morgan! + Bobby Feud: Superhero Actors + Is Bobby Going To Alpha Male Camp?
Host: Bobby Bones
Produced by: Premiere Networks
The episode kicks off with Lunchbox addressing the significance of Memorial Day. He expresses mixed feelings about saying "Happy Memorial Day," acknowledging the day's solemn purpose of honoring those who sacrificed their lives for the country.
Lunchbox [00:10 – 01:06]:
"It's weird to say, I hope nobody's listening. I hope everybody's listening. But I understand today's a day where most people are off work... Happy day of celebrating people that died for us. Feels weird."
Amy concurs, highlighting the importance of gratitude on this day.
Lunchbox introduces a segment on how couples can enhance their relationships over the weekend by engaging in specific activities. The discussion revolves around five key practices:
Putting Phones Away [01:26 – 02:02]:
Lunchbox: "Number one, they put their phones away."
Bobby Bones: "Not us."
Engaging in Parallel Play [01:32 – 02:21]:
Defined as participating in separate preferred activities alongside each other to maintain connection without constant interaction.
Establishing a Schedule [02:22 – 02:56]:
Emphasizes the importance of having a routine to bring stability and familiarity.
Laughing on Purpose [02:56 – 03:43]:
Discusses the benefits of intentional playfulness, though Lunchbox humorously doubts his and others' ability to execute it effectively.
Rituals and Playfulness [03:43 – 04:03]:
Highlights the role of rituals in strengthening relationships, though Lunchbox admits challenges in consistently implementing them.
Lunchbox shares an anonymous message from a listener who regrets naming her two-year-old son "Elon" after the billionaire Elon Musk. Feeling the name no longer holds the same positive connotations and fears it may be a burden, she seeks advice on whether to change it.
Bobby Bones [05:10 – 06:35]:
Provides practical advice, suggesting not to change the child's name but rather to start using his middle name to ease the transition. He shares his own experience of calling his child by his middle name to avoid similar issues.
Firefighter Adopts Puppy [06:35 – 08:27]:
Amy recounts a heartwarming story about Anthony Paulvino, a firefighter in Buffalo, New York, who adopted a severely injured puppy after it was brought to the firehouse by two teenagers. Despite the puppy losing a leg, it recovered and became a beloved part of the firehouse.
Notable Quote:
Amy [06:45]: "He brings her in. She's like a part of the firehouse."
The hosts delve into a conversation about an "Alpha Male Camp" priced at $18,000, designed for men seeking personal development and to "level up" in life. They debate the concept's effectiveness and relevance, with Lunchbox sharing his challenging experience at a similar boot camp focused on basketball and personal growth.
Lunchbox [09:05 – 12:34]:
"The 75-hour camp is filled with physical and mental challenges designed to, quote, shatter self-doubt... It looks intense. It looks like a boot camp."
The discussion touches on the societal expectations of masculinity and the hosts' skepticism about the necessity and impact of such camps.
In a playful competition dubbed "Bobby Feud," the hosts quiz each other on actors who have portrayed superheroes. The game involves identifying actors and their respective superhero roles from a pre-listed top 10.
Notable Moments:
Eddie Wins:
Lunchbox: "Eddie is our winner. You didn't bet any money, so you don't win any money, dummy bones."
Eddie: "With 48 points, the big winner."
Memorable Quotes:
Bobby Bones [17:31]: "Lemme know if you messed up it, Lunchbox."
Lunchbox [17:42]: "Because your answer is Gadot. But she ain't Superwoman Gal Gadot."
The segment is filled with humorous exchanges and showcases the hosts' varying knowledge of superhero franchises.
A compelling story about Olivia Jakeith, a news anchor from Schenectady, New York, who went into labor early in the morning but chose to continue anchoring her show. Her dedication highlights a touching balance between personal life and professional commitments.
Notable Quote:
Amy [19:07]: "After we're done with this show, you should probably go."
Found Class Ring [38:42 – 39:11]:
Laura Stoy shares her experience of finding her grandfather's 1938 class ring in a North Carolina parking lot, reigniting memories and connecting with lost family members.
Adopted Ring Stories:
Amy discusses her ongoing search for her Aggie ring, which was stolen during a house break-in. The hosts humorously debate the increasing reward amounts.
Notable Quote:
Lunchbox [39:17]:
"I'm getting a raw deal there, but..."
Steve Register, a former major league pitcher for the Rockies and Phillies, shared his battle with stage 4 colon cancer and his need for a liver transplant. Remarkably, after 25 years, an old classmate, Kristen Johnson, became a match and is set to donate, providing Steve with a second chance at life.
Notable Quote:
Steve Register [40:06]:
"When we first got my diagnosis, they gave me a year to a year and a half to live. But my faith definitely kept me strong."
The hosts discuss the recently released list of Netflix's top 10 most-watched shows, debating their rankings and personal favorites.
Top Shows Mentioned:
Notable Quotes:
Lunchbox [41:30]: "Squid Game is better because Black Mirror, they're all standalone."
Eddie [44:38]: "Squid Game, man, that show is good."
A humorous anecdote from Echo Park, California, where a man returns home to find a naked, intoxicated stranger in his bed. The intruder had mistakenly entered his home, causing mild chaos but ultimately leading to no harm.
Lunchbox [45:45]:
"That's a productive drunk guy though."
Lunchbox reiterates the importance of Memorial Day, honoring fallen service members and encouraging listeners to spend the day reflecting and celebrating their sacrifices. The hosts express their gratitude and close the episode with well-wishes.
Notable Quote:
Lunchbox [49:03]:
"We asked parents who adopted teens to share their journey. They showcased a sense of love that I never had before."
Memorial Day Significance: A day to honor and remember those who sacrificed their lives for the country, intertwined with personal reflections on celebrating the day respectfully.
Relationship Building: Emphasis on maintaining strong relationships through intentional activities and mutual understanding.
Heroic Acts: Inspirational stories showcasing bravery and selflessness, such as firefighters adopting animals in need and unexpected organ donors.
Cultural Discussions: Light-hearted debates on societal concepts like alpha male camps and the latest trends in popular media.
Entertainment: Engaging segments like "Bobby Feud" provide a fun break, encouraging listener participation and interaction.
Community Connection: Sharing real-life stories fosters a sense of community and highlights the hosts' commitment to bringing meaningful content to their audience.
Conclusion:
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show adeptly blends heartfelt tributes, engaging discussions, and entertaining segments to provide a well-rounded listening experience. From honoring Memorial Day to sharing uplifting personal stories and engaging in playful competitions, the hosts create a relatable and impactful narrative for their audience.