MON PT 1: BIG Drama With Our Powerball Tickets! + Amy Debuts 'Which Coach Would You Date?' + Eddie Tried To Be A Hero

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — September 8, 2025: MON PT 1

"Big Drama With Our Powerball Tickets! + Amy Debuts 'Which Coach Would You Date?' + Eddie Tried To Be A Hero"

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Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show kicks off the week with laughter, lively debates, and relatable mishaps. The team discusses a viral list of things people do wrong in daily life, dissects drama around their (forgotten) Powerball tickets, Amy’s unique college football “Which Coach Would You Date?” ranking, and Eddie almost becoming a parking lot hero. The show is packed with authentic banter, personal anecdotes, and classic Bobby Bones humor—a perfect over-caffeinated Monday morning hangout.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

[03:49] Everyday Things We’re Doing Wrong

• Bobby opens the show with a Buzzfeed-style rundown of things everyone supposedly does “wrong,” like shampooing, cleaning washing machine filters, managing ceiling fan direction, and peeling boiled eggs.
• Shampooing: Bobby notes you're meant to lather shampoo in your hands first, not on your head. Amy and the group admit they don’t.
  • “I put in my hand and put it in my hair and then lather in my hair... But you’re supposed to lather it in your hands and go into your hair.” —Bobby [03:49]
• Skincare: Bobby doesn’t wash his face; Amy tries to convert him and claims, “there’s a purge situation that happens when you start a new process…” [04:51]
• Ceiling fan settings, washing machine filters, and stovetop cleaning: Much of the group learns new things—they laugh about revelations picked up from TikTok or Instagram.
• Toaster Times: Amy questions the claim toaster dial numbers are minutes rather than levels.
• Brushing Teeth: The consensus is they all rinse, even if you’re “not supposed to.”
  • “If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.” —Amy [06:01]
• Egg Peeling & More: Amy puts eggs through a “hot bath then a cold bath,” which she claims helps.

[11:42] Listener Email: Relationship Ultimatums

• The team discusses a listener question: should you give your boyfriend an ultimatum after four years if he keeps delaying marriage?
• Advice: Bobby recommends a “soft ultimatum”—give a deadline, but not pressure for an immediate answer.
  • “If you want to ultimatum him, my advice would be to give him a soft ultimatum… give him a date.” —Bobby [13:11]
• Group’s take: There’s laughter about guys being commitment-phobic, Amy stresses calm communication, and Eddie acknowledges he only proposed because of an ultimatum.

[15:01] College Football Roll Call & Amy’s "Which Coach Would You Date?"

• The show’s football section quickly morphs from game scores to Amy's Instagram game: rating college football coaches based on date-ability, looks, dad vibes, and, yes, contract size.
  • “This weekend, Manny Diaz… he sort of took the cake.” —Amy [16:16]
• Favorite helmets and mascots: Amy shouts out “Fighting Taters” (Idaho), chosen for their helmet partnership with the Idaho Potato Commission.
• Best/Worst Uniforms: Baylor gets “most improved,” SMU gets “sharpest look.”
• Amy is overwhelmed: “There’s so much that’s happening there. There are teams I’ve never even heard of!” [17:10]
• The crew teases Amy’s tournament-style approach and her unusual criteria.
• Bobby: “You didn’t tell me you were doing a tournament!” [22:34]

[25:02] Powerball Ticket Drama

• The highly hyped drama: Bobby had Amy buy lottery tickets for the group, but she forgot.
  • “I forgot to play... I looked at our mom’s death dates because that’s what we were really banking on winning on.” —Amy [52:46]
• Resolution: Amy Venmos Bobby back his $50 and adds her share, resulting in Bobby “winning” $50 for not actually buying tickets.
  • “I think I won more money than anybody in—heck, I won more money than all you guys combined.” —Bobby [56:06]
• Reactions: Mixed—some mock, some commiserate, and Lunchbox says he “lost $100.”
• Group Lottery Ethics: They discuss what happens when people forget to buy in—would you cut someone in if they miss a week but the group wins?

[59:53] Eddie the Almost-Hero

• Eddie’s parking lot saga: He finds a flipped SUV outside a grocery store, asks if he needs to save anyone, then quietly snaps a photo while police arrive.
  • “I said ‘Is there anyone else in the car?’...I would have, because if they would have said, ‘There’s a baby stuck in there,’ guess what, I’m going in.” —Eddie [61:05]
• Laughter ensues as Bobby jokes about Eddie’s hypothetical heroics (“the best ability is availability”) and segues into car crash TikToks.

[30:14 & 31:46] Workout App Banter & “Explicit” Trainers

• Bobby laments his boring workout app. Eddie’s wife’s trainer app has an “explicit” mode where the trainer curses and is more intense.
• Amy, misunderstanding “explicit,” wonders (to much laughter) if it’s flirty or dirty.
  • “It’s not like—okay, so it’s explicit in that he’s just being a little bit more harsh with his delivery, it’s not like... And the word’s dirty...” —Amy [31:46]
• The group teases Amy for her imagination running wild.

[38:36] Country Song Lyrics Game

• Ray hosts a competitive 90s country song lyric game, reading first lines monotone (against Bobby’s protestations to sing). It’s a tense, fun showdown involving everyone except Amy, who is knocked out.

[64:05] Good News Segments

• Massachusetts couple tracks wedding dress after car theft: Uses laptop location to recover it.
• Wedding gone wild: Man punches bride after getting drunk and cut off.
• Canadian couple helps grill buyers: Their number mistakenly posted as customer service; company gifts them a grill for their help.

[66:42] Morning Corny

• Amy’s Joke:
  Q: Which Star Wars character has the sniffles?
  A: "Atch-u D2"
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[67:06] Bonehead Story of the Day

• Lost Luggage Drama: Man uses an AirTag to track a stolen bag, finds someone already wearing his clothes.

[67:57] Wacky World: Rent-a-Scary-Guy in Japan

• You can rent intimidating people in Japan for nonviolent intimidation (like an “Uber for scary people”). Show ponders whether this would inevitably devolve into something more scandalous in America.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.” —Amy, about not following toothbrushing best practices [06:01]
• “If you want to ultimatum him, my advice would be to give him a soft ultimatum... give him a date.” —Bobby [13:11]
• “There’s so much that’s happening there. There are teams I’ve never even heard of!” —Amy [17:10]
• “I think I won more money than anybody in—heck, I won more money than all you guys combined.” —Bobby on winning $50 from Amy forgetting to buy Powerball tickets [56:06]
• "The best ability is availability, and you were available to save a life." —Bobby to Eddie [63:52]

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Highlights With Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | Notes | |---------------------------------------|-----------|--------------------------------| | Everyday Things We’re Doing Wrong | 03:49 | Lists, group confessions | | Relationship Ultimatums | 11:42 | Listener advice, group laughs | | Football Roll Call & Coach Ranking | 15:01 | Amy's coach dating game | | Powerball Ticket Drama | 25:02 | The big no-ticket twist | | Workout App “Explicit”/Dirty Trainer | 30:14 | Amy’s misunderstanding, laughs | | 90s Country Lyrics Game | 38:36 | Ray hosts, competitive vibes | | Good News/Feel Goods | 64:05 | Heartwarming stories | | Bonehead Story | 67:06 | Lost luggage & found clothes | | Rent-a-Scary-Guy (Japan) | 67:57 | Show debates possibilities | | Morning Corny | 66:42 | Amy’s Star Wars joke |

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Final Thoughts

This episode serves up the usual Bobby Bones Show blend: relatable drama, plenty of teasing, and a heavy dose of pop culture. Whether you’re in it for Amy’s creative takes on college football, Bobby’s life hacks (however questionable), or group therapy over the lottery, there’s something here for every fan of authentic, energetic radio.

Transcript

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[Eddie]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday's show. Morning studio. Morning, Bones. The list of things we've been doing wrong our whole life. Shampoo. They say to lather in your hands first and then put in your hair. I'm definitely. I put in my hand and put it in my hair and then lather in my hair. Yeah, but you're supposed to lather it in your hands and go into your hair. How do you do it?

[Amy]

I just go straight into my hair and start to lather. The only thing I lather my hands before I apply is like my face wash. But I've never forever done that with shampoo.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know I might wash my face once every two months maybe.

[Amy]

Yeah, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Drives my wife crazy because she's like, I do everything to my face, like, clean it. I don't even know what she does. It's a whole routine, apparently. I never clean my face.

[Amy]

You have no skincare routine at this point in your life?

[Bobby Bones]

None.

[Eddie]

Wash it in the shower, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I don't avoid the water.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't scrub nothing.

[Amy]

Just water.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a really. I'm lucky to have a good complexion. And anytime I put stuff on my face, it, like, breaks it out sometimes. That's my excuse.

[Amy]

Okay. Maybe it needs to, like, there's a purge situation that happens when you start a new process and it's purging stuff that wants to come out and needs to come out. And then you'll clear up after.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Right now I'm doing pretty good.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

My face is good. Ceiling fans, they have a summer and winter setting.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. I knew that because they rotate you. Did I? Yeah. I learned this clockwise or counterclockwise, and it needs to be set to the season because you're going to be taking cold air or warm air up or pushing it down.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang, Bill Nye, that's good. Washing machines, they have filters. Any cleaning, too, not just the dryer?

[Amy]

Yes. Learn this.

[Bobby Bones]

How did you learn that?

[Amy]

Instagram or Tick Tock at some point a few years ago. And then I posted about it and it blew people's mind. Like, it's one of those things that just was spreading on the Internet. And especially if you have a front loader at the front, there's this filter and front motors get like a weird odor. And you try to figure it out and you can't. And you're like, I'm cleaning the little barrel and doing all the things, but it's the filter and you have to pull that out. And when you do, if you've never cleaned it, it's disgusting and you're going to want to gag and you're going to think, I am a gross human.

[Bobby Bones]

Brushing your teeth. They say don't rinse after brushing.

[Amy]

I have to.

[Eddie]

You have to.

[Amy]

I don't care if it's right. If it's right, what are you going to do?

[Eddie]

Swallow the tooth.

[Amy]

Wrong. I don't want to be right.

[Bobby Bones]

Good one. So I rinse, I suck the brush. What?

[Amy]

That's weird.

[Eddie]

Why? Just to get extra flavor.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me lay it out. Because my wife says the same thing. It's weird how I do this. So I'll brush my teeth, and then I run water over the toothbrush to clean all the toothpaste off. And then there's the water in the brush, and I go and I suck the brush and spit that out.

[Amy]

You know, you could just bang it on the sink.

[Bobby Bones]

Excuse me?

[Amy]

That's what I do. I just go. And then the water, you know, bang, bang, bang. And the water shoots out.

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[Eddie]

You may be on to something, though.

[Amy]

So he's onto something disgusting.

[Eddie]

No, listen. You suck the water out of the toothbrush, therefore you have water in your mouth. And then do you rinse a little bit and spit that out?

[Bobby Bones]

That's exactly what I do. I don't swallow it. And I got the wet off the brush so it's not sitting there all wet. And two, I. I got lost. Got all the crap out of my mouth.

[Amy]

So we're not supposed to rinse because.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you over there banging on the sink? I'm over here.

[Amy]

You need to keep.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, I'm sucking on the brush.

[Amy]

The. They want you to keep all the extra toothpaste particles in your mouth?

[Bobby Bones]

I think so. Yeah, I think you spit it out. And the ones that are in there still, I guess they're still scrubbing away. Commercials, the cartoon show. I'm still scrubbing away.

[Amy]

I'm scrubbing bubbles.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you're right. You're right. Good point. Stovetops, apparently they lift up like a car hood for cleaning. Yeah. Go to your stovetop today and see if it like lifts up.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, I've. I've had to clean mine because I pulled one down on accident and I was like, what is this? And I learned it was absolutely disgusting.

[Bobby Bones]

New world stairs step hill first. For better balance. We step with toes. But if you to walk downstairs, you're supposed to walk hill first.

[Eddie]

Oh, walk down.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Or maybe walk up. How do you walk uphill first? That feels like.

[Amy]

Yeah, I just think I put my whole foot up there.

[Eddie]

Sounds like.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm here. Blowing your nose. They said when you blow your nose, don't squeeze it shut. I don't know how I blow my nose.

[Amy]

So you just keep it open.

[Bobby Bones]

Do people squeeze their nose at the.

[Eddie]

End of the blow? Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so they don't squeeze it and then blow into the squeeze?

[Amy]

No, I think I squeeze and blow really well.

[Eddie]

Then nothing's going to come out.

[Amy]

Well, no, there's. It still comes out because the pressure, like I'm not like squeezing, I think.

[Bobby Bones]

You know why I think the squeeze happens? Because you're putting the Kleenex over it to hold around your nose. And you may squeeze your nose through trying to just squeeze it around your nose.

[Amy]

Guys, I had such an issue the other night. It was pretty scary cuz I've started wearing mouth tape and I had to sneeze.

[Eddie]

Why are you wearing mouth tape?

[Amy]

When I sleep, Just keep. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, I was bound, right?

[Amy]

Giving it a go.

[Bobby Bones]

What? My feet were tied together, but. And then I had to pee, but.

[Amy]

I had the mouth tape in and then I had to sneeze and I tried to sneeze with like. You don't realize like how you want to move your mouth muscles or face when you're trying to sneeze. And it was the most uncomfortable sneeze ever. I was like, never again. If I have to sneeze, I'M going.

[Bobby Bones]

To rip your ever your eyes or something.

[Amy]

No, I will rip the tape off my mouth and sneeze because it was just. It was scary.

[Bobby Bones]

I got three more hard boiled eggs. Peel them under running water.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Cleaner.

[Amy]

I've tried this. It didn't change anything for me. Do you dip them in ice after? Like I give mine a little ice bath.

[Eddie]

After you boil them?

[Amy]

Yeah, after they take their warm bath and then they take their cold bath.

[Bobby Bones]

Your eggs playing the NFL or what? It's like hot cold therapy.

[Amy]

That's what I do. And it seems to help the shell come off easier.

[Bobby Bones]

Toaster numbers, they're minutes, not toast levels.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

Yeah, I've heard that, but I've never really, like tested it out because I've heard that. And then I'm like, I don't believe it. Because if I've said it to five before, I'm like, there's no way that toast was just in there for five minutes. Level five is not.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, there's no way.

[Amy]

There's no way. But I've never timed it.

[Bobby Bones]

I've. I don't let my toast pop on its own, nor my microwave finish.

[Eddie]

You don't trust it?

[Bobby Bones]

I always stop it before it pops. I don't know why. I think you just scare me. And so I stopped doing that. So before I'd always pop it out myself and then the microwave, I never let it beep.

[Amy]

Why?

[Bobby Bones]

I stop it with like one second.

[Amy]

It's like a weird thing you do.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I'll show that toaster I own it. It doesn't own me. Exactly. And then finally, pants. They're supposed to sit at your waist, not your hips. But people think it's like poindextry type to have it up at their hips.

[Amy]

Are you talking about women's or men's pants?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, like me. Are you playing like church league basketball? Because I have my shorts. I'll have them pulled down a little bit. Like old school, not sagging, but, you know, whatever. She's like, what are you. What are you doing? And she's like, pull them up. They're supposed to go up around, around your waist. And I do that. And I'm like, I don't know.

[Amy]

I think it depends because we have high waist, mid waist, low waist options. Like when you're shopping for jeans, like you get to choose. So it's. If you buy low waist, you can't pull those up.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't know the difference.

[Amy]

Oh, you do. You've seen girls with low everything showing.

[Lunchbox]

We like, those.

[Bobby Bones]

But I don't know that I. I don't know that I have.

[Amy]

Okay, Think of, like, Britney Spears in her. In her music videos, she was always wearing low rise.

[Bobby Bones]

I get that.

[Amy]

Think a tramp stamp showing on the back.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

I mean, low rise was in for us.

[Bobby Bones]

I guess I just thought that's people pulling their pants down lower.

[Amy]

Bobby, think early 2000s.

[Bobby Bones]

You got me thinking about a lot of things right now. I'm fried. Give me a lot. Too much thinking this early. Okay, but there you go. Everybody's life is a bit improved after this segment. Everybody good?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the anonymous. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm 27. My boyfriend's 31. We've been together for almost four years. We live together. We have a good relationship. The only thing that's missing is a ring. Marriage has always been important to me, and I've been open about that. And whenever I bring it up, he just says, yeah, for sure, someday. I don't want to throw away a great relationship, but I also don't want to waste years waiting for something that may never happen. Some of my friends say I should give him an ultimatum. Others say, don't force it. What do you think? Signed, girlfriend ready for a new era. You go first.

[Amy]

I mean, I guess I'm gonna assume she's already expressed this desire to him and. And had conversations.

[Bobby Bones]

She's brought it up.

[Amy]

Okay, well, then it might be time. Like, if this is something that you really want in your life, you have a decision to make. Either he makes that commitment to you at some point soon, or you move on.

[Bobby Bones]

Four years is a long time.

[Amy]

That's a long time.

[Bobby Bones]

At that age, four years is not a long time. At 19, because you're still forming your brain.

[Amy]

Good point.

[Bobby Bones]

So what I would say is this. If you want to ultimatum him. Good. Sometimes guys need an ultimatum. Sometimes we don't know what we want or we're scared to commit to it because that means all the other things that we also want, we don't get anymore because we want it all.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So if you ultimatum him, my advice to you would be give him a soft ultimatum. As in, hey, you know, I've always wanted to get married. I want to press you, but I'm gonna need some sort of decision by. And then give him a date. Don't say now.

[Eddie]

Oh, a deadline.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, give him a date where he's got to, like, make a decision before that. Then he doesn't feel like, oh, God, I gotta do it right now. And then he doesn't react. He gets to respond, not react, because he's gonna run away. He's gonna be cockroach when the lights come on. If you go, you gotta do it right now. Okay. He's out of there. You say, hey, look, it's important to me, and I kind of want to know. Your head is so. Can you give me some direction by the end of the year? Don't even say you have to commit. Because all we want to do is make it feel like we have a choice in the matter. Even when we don't. He doesn't really have a choice. He knows he's going to marry her. They've been together four years. He's being a typical dude right now.

[Amy]

I know, but, like, what's the fear around it? I mean, I don't know why I.

[Bobby Bones]

Made this thing up. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

[Eddie]

Hey, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. I've been trademarking that one. And I'm not saying that's the right way to feel, but guys have that. And it takes Getty 22 years to propose.

[Eddie]

6 years.

[Bobby Bones]

His wife ultimatum him. She said, okay, you're gonna do this, and we're out. But he always wanted to do it.

[Eddie]

I never thought I wasn't gonna marry her. I just.

[Amy]

You just hadn't thought about it.

[Eddie]

I never thought about getting married.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And had. She said, you have to make your mind up right this second. It had been a bit jarring.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Like, if you're putting a corner, you don't wanna be.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, never wanna be in a corner.

[Amy]

Yeah. And I would make sure you're in a headspace where you're calm and not like, you know, your demeanor is calm and loving and not, like, angry and upset and annoyed and the way to be.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's the date. Give me some direction. You don't have to say. Tell me exactly. Give me some direction by this date. And he'll feel like he gets to be a part of the decision. That's what's up. I think it'll work out. He's just a typical dude.

[Amy]

I hope so.

[Bobby Bones]

It'll work. I can tell for her. I can tell by her keystrokes, which over that email. All right, there you go. Close it up. All right, Football. Roll call. Everybody's team. How'd they do? Arkansas 1. We're supposed to win. Amy.

[Amy]

Texas A and M. I forget. But they did.

[Bobby Bones]

That was your team.

[Amy]

I know. I have lots of teams. I was so busy trying to figure out coaches and what they look like and how much they make.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I saw you add that element to your Instagram story.

[Amy]

Yeah, I thought so.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't feel like it was fair.

[Amy]

What? Some women are into that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But it's about you. You were playing what coach would you date?

[Amy]

Yes. Which coach would you date? Which. I wasn't basing my decision on money. I just thought if I learned a little bit more about them. And so I. Yeah, I offered another option besides looks.

[Bobby Bones]

So which coach did you want to date after it was all said and done.

[Amy]

Well, this weekend, simply because Notre Dame was. Had a bye week. You know how that goes, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Of course.

[Amy]

Danny.

[Bobby Bones]

It has to be whatever. Whatever you're watching.

[Amy]

Sorry. Manny Diaz. I watched him.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

He. Yes, I watched a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Manny Diaz, the coach of.

[Amy]

Ah, shoot. I know this. I have it in my notes. Duke.

[Bobby Bones]

He used to coach Texas assistant coach.

[Amy]

He did.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So you pick Manny Diaz out of everybody?

[Amy]

Yeah, he won overall. I mean, I would. It's sort of like, you know, each game I was picking which coach, but then there was an overall. He sort of took the cake.

[Bobby Bones]

And who finished second?

[Amy]

Well, Manny Diaz is based on looks, and Kirby Smart is based on money.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Amy]

Like, if that's the thing, you go for his contract, he makes about 13 million a year, and his deal is to 2033.

[Bobby Bones]

And he coaches who.

[Amy]

Gosh, let me look at my notes.

[Bobby Bones]

Georgia at a girl. Got it. And did you have any other categories?

[Amy]

Yeah, like, who Seems like they would be a really good, like, dad and husband.

[Bobby Bones]

Who won that one?

[Amy]

Elko.

[Bobby Bones]

A and M at a M. But you didn't know if they won?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they won. They won big time.

[Amy]

Yeah. I can't keep up with all of these statistics.

[Bobby Bones]

Meaning who won and lost?

[Eddie]

That would be the easiest one.

[Amy]

But, guys, there's so much that's happening there. There's too much football. There are teams I've never even heard.

[Bobby Bones]

Of, like.

[Amy]

Fighting Taters.

[Eddie]

Who are the Fighting Taters?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's Idaho revamping themselves. Kind of like a rebrand. Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. Their helmets say that right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Which did you have, favorite helmet?

[Amy]

Fighting Taters.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, those are cool.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's kind of cool. They did that in partnership with the Idaho potato Commission, so that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know they're. They're a real mascot.

[Amy]

Is it not a potato?

[Bobby Bones]

It's not.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why it was so cool to. Fighting Taters happened. Their helmets look cool. They were in, like, gold. I'm colorblind, but it Was like black and gold.

[Amy]

Yeah. Which I'm not normally a fan of, but I let that slide because taters are kind of gold looking.

[Bobby Bones]

Idaho has a really cool mascot.

[Amy]

What is it?

[Bobby Bones]

The Vandals. Because it's so different. It's why Arkansas ranks number one in all mascots. There are no other Razorbacks, the Razorbacks, the Vandals. I can give you a whole list if you want, of like the greatest mascots. Do you have any other categories though?

[Amy]

Yeah, I have the best play of the weekend. It happened during the Mississippi State versus Arizona State game.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you watch that play live?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It was crazy, right?

[Amy]

No, it's insane. It's crazy to me that the weekend before I caught that one handed catch live, that guy from Miami and then this one was insane.

[Bobby Bones]

Insane into the game.

[Amy]

I don't even know the players names. I just know that the quarterback of Mississippi. 30 seconds are left of the game and the quarterback throws this crazy pass. Number zero catches it and then runs it in for a touchdown. I almost thought the ref was going to get in the way at one point because I was like, kit, Kit, get out of the way. But then he went in for the touchdown and that was clutch because they had like 17 points before that. And that touchdown took them to win.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Big shout out everybody in Starkville. They tore the goal post down immediately. It was the fastest goal post ripping down I've ever seen. Yeah, it was like, game over, goal posts are gone. You look up, it's like David Copperfield showed up with poof. It was awesome.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And they beat Arizona State.

[Amy]

So I think that's all my categories. It's like hottest coach, richest coach. You know, kind of overall good, like dad coach.

[Bobby Bones]

Which went to Elko.

[Amy]

Mm. Best play of the weekend and best helmet of the weekend. Oh, yeah. Outfits or uniforms?

[Bobby Bones]

Because you hated Baylor's last week. You hated them.

[Amy]

I did have that category. They get most improved because last week they were in all black with metallic gold helmets. And this week they went classic OG Baylor. Green pants, white top, the green and gold. It looked sharp. So they win and they happen to be playing smu and their uniforms are awesome too. Those were cool.

[Bobby Bones]

SMU lost that game.

[Amy]

Yeah. Go Baylor. Sick.

[Bobby Bones]

Em. Well, so your. Your winner of the uniform of the week went to Baylor because they were so bad the week before.

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean they win the whole like both teams playing had awesome uniforms. So Baylor, smu, I guess Baylor gets most improved and then SMU gets like sharpest look nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I appreciate you putting all that time in, would you have watched Too much time.

[Amy]

Someone hit me up like, hey, I've been waiting for you to do NFL. I guess last night was. And I.

[Bobby Bones]

We're sticking to college with best looking like coaches. The categories of coaches sticking with college.

[Amy]

Sure. But in the NFL, they're like, the quarterbacks are age appropriate. Anyway, I just was getting some notes, and I was like, guys, I'm so worn out from all the football on Saturday. I have zero. I didn't even turn on the TV for football on Sunday.

[Bobby Bones]

Good for you. Well, I appreciate that.

[Amy]

No problem. Anytime.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, my Panthers lost.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It was ugly from the start. Yeah. That's all right.

[Amy]

You like the underdog. You. I think you pick them because they lose.

[Eddie]

That's kind of what you said.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You're like, I think you guys heard me wrong. I pick them because their success doesn't match that of the Broncos, and I want to ride upward on that trajectory with them. So pretty much pick them because they lose.

[Amy]

Well, you just hopped on and, like, you're gonna be big Bryce Young fan, huh?

[Bobby Bones]

Big Bryce Young fan.

[Eddie]

He's their quarterback.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's Cowboys didn't win, but that was late last week.

[Eddie]

That was Thursday.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you over?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. I was honestly happy kind of with their performance. They didn't win the game, but they did a lot better than they thought they would. So, yeah, I was happy with it.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, I did notice you're rooting for the Steelers this weekend.

[Amy]

Yeah, my boyfriend is a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw you wearing Steelers.

[Amy]

It's not mine.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a little goofy.

[Amy]

He brought it over for me to be part of it. No, he brought it over. He wanted me to participate, and he wants me to watch, so he's pulling out all the stops trying to get me on board.

[Bobby Bones]

It's fine. It's good.

[Amy]

Yeah. I had fun watching it. Although I don't know how you guys do this every weekend, because my anxiety was through the roof watching that game.

[Bobby Bones]

What? Your anxiety? It's not your team.

[Amy]

I just get anxious watching, like, competitive, and I'm like, why are they losing? Nope. Why are they not scoring that point? What's happening?

[Eddie]

She's stressed out about the Steelers.

[Amy]

I don't like it. I got stressed out watching the Bills and the Ravens.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that was awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a crazy one.

[Amy]

I don't know how you guys do this. You're just gonna cheer for whoever has the ball.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's fun.

[Amy]

You know what I'm saying? Then you're never gonna lose. You feel good or you focus on other categories, like things that are not about who wins. That's why I wasn't ever focusing on who won or lost. Did Texas win?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Shout out their coach. Makes a good living as well.

[Eddie]

But he didn't make the list.

[Amy]

He did. He, he, he did.

[Bobby Bones]

But stumbling around because you didn't say him.

[Amy]

He won. Best looking of the. Whoever they were playing. I forget.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you didn't tell me you're doing a tournament.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. I had everybody and then I had the final.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're comparing the coaches with who they're playing.

[Amy]

Exactly. I put up the two head coaches, and then I would select who won of the game. But then overall, Manny Diaz won anyways. The salary for the Texas coaches. Hi.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. But then it was.

[Bobby Bones]

That is a cherished job to me.

[Amy]

There was one two teams playing. Can't remember who, but one of the coaches was like, the contract was like a 30 million dollar contract broken up over four or five years. And then another guy, he made 800 or no, 180,000 a year.

[Eddie]

It's probably Grambling State or something.

[Bobby Bones]

Mountain Pine.

[Amy]

But they were playing each other.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they pay them. So the big schools will pay the small schools millions of dollars to come to their stadium so they can beat the crap out of it.

[Amy]

Oh, cool. Okay. Well, that's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, if I needed an easy pickleball win, I would have you over. I'd pay you $300. I'd put it on TV, I'd beat the crap out of you. But you leave with your money, and that helps fund your pickleball career. Like, you can buy new balls and you can buy new paddles.

[Amy]

Got it. That makes sense. Okay. I can. Yeah. But I can't remember that coach, but he was cute. The. The less fortunate one on the salary front, I mean, they're still making a ton. Like, his contract was still homeless. No, I said the less fortunate because, like, some of these coaches are making millions. I was like, man, we've really missed our calling with coaching because that's a hard job.

[Bobby Bones]

Move around a lot.

[Amy]

Well, but you find. You get lucky, you find the team. I guess you do have to get anything. You get lucky, you take a beating when you. If you have to move up.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a ladder.

[Amy]

Sure. But the one guy, I felt bad for him, but he did win. Which coach would you date?

[Bobby Bones]

But he lost a game.

[Amy]

But he probably lost a game. Don't know that stat, but. And he was Losing in salary, but he won in looks.

[Bobby Bones]

If coach Manny Diaz is listening. And Duke, they did win. They beat the crap out of Elon. I believe they lost.

[Lunchbox]

They got whooped by Elon. They didn't play Elon this week.

[Bobby Bones]

Was that last week?

[Lunchbox]

They played Illinois and they got smoked.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that was. Oh, you guys. The week before they play Elon. That's right. Coach Bielema beat him.

[Eddie]

Elon Musk has his own call.

[Bobby Bones]

No, Elon played him the week before. Yeah, I guess I was wishing it so he'd call in. I don't think he's gonna call us after a beating.

[Eddie]

Yeah, probably not.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, that's it. Thank you, Amy. Thank you for all those.

[Amy]

No problem.

[Bobby Bones]

And we'll come back. We'll talk Powerball in a second.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Have you heard?

[Bobby Bones]

Have you heard?

[Eddie]

We've heard.

[Bobby Bones]

How?

[Amy]

How? We haven't talked about it.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

Encouraging.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But terribly. He's like, oh, yeah, I think you look pretty good. Last set, like, no energy. I played some of it for you guys on part two of the podcast once. And so. But I do it. I've committed to it because I paid for it. It's like 19.99amonth, or you could get the whole thing for like $99 for the whole year. And I was like, absolutely. Didn't even try it. Like an idiot. So I'm working out with it. It's great. They do. You get to pick your own music so you can put your own playlist and it integrates it in. That's the only good thing about it. But the guy's kind of boring. Eddie's wife. This is so funny. Eddie's wife works out to a different app.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's the same kind of thing where it's a video and she was working out in the living room and I was in the kitchen. I can kind of hear what he's saying. He's like, all right, guys, look, let's work your. Let's work your butts off, okay? We're going to work hard. He's like, listen, if you want the explicit version, you can go exit out this app. And you can go to the explicit. Explicit version is where I can just really be me. And I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on. I go into the living room. I tell my wife, like, pause your workout. I want to hear this explicit version.

[Bobby Bones]

So in the same app, you pick a different workout that's explicit.

[Eddie]

It's the same workout, but I guess he recorded differently. Where he could.

[Bobby Bones]

He records 2.2hole.

[Amy]

The same workout, maybe instead of saying. But does he say the A word?

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

And price. F. Price is dude.

[Eddie]

He's just like, let's bingo. And I'm like, okay, is this necessary? We can do it without all that. But it was interesting. I guess some people prefer to get like, oh, okay. You know, don't be a poop.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't say.

[Amy]

It's not like, okay, so this is better. So it's explicit in that he's just being a little bit more harsh with his delivery. It's not like. And the words dirty.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Pervy. Amy's back. Welcome up, Amy.

[Amy]

Just.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's texting. Hey, what's that app? It's like 50 Shades of Curls.

[Eddie]

It's not like that, Amy.

[Amy]

Oh, I just thought. You just thought what I thought for a second.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you think? Honestly, in your mind, like, give us.

[Eddie]

An example of what you could say.

[Amy]

You said, we'll beep it out.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if it's bad, we'll beep it out.

[Amy]

Say, what did Eddie say? He said explicit version. So my brain just went. And it's. It's. I don't know if he's training all women. If he's used that, maybe that's his clientele.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead. He would do what in your mind?

[Amy]

I don't know. Like, you know, I was thinking, you know, you want your butt, but he says the A words, like, look good, like in jeans or for your man, like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Does it keep going?

[Amy]

I'm embarrassed. I can't.

[Eddie]

Where does it get explicit?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, so far, we're not with you.

[Amy]

No, I can't. It's embarrassing.

[Bobby Bones]

Where did it go, like, at the end?

[Amy]

I didn't really go that far. I just thought explicit. I know. If he was, like, talking dirty a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

What's wrong with you?

[Lunchbox]

What in the world?

[Eddie]

What's wrong with how he talk dirty?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, like, does mama like that? Is that what you thought?

[Amy]

Or like, your butts. Look, you're.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, like, if I slap that butt.

[Eddie]

Okay, okay, now we see what you're saying.

[Amy]

Okay, you know what?

[Bobby Bones]

I might sign up for that.

[Amy]

I'm done. I'm crying. I'm done.

[Bobby Bones]

You're sure there's not an extra explicit.

[Eddie]

You go.

[Bobby Bones]

And you're like, let me check Saturday, if you want it real dirty. Yeah. Click over to the app on that one.

[Eddie]

I could really be myself in that one.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we find out the kind of app Amy needs.

[Eddie]

I think that's what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Does she. Which one does she work out on?

[Eddie]

Not the clean one. She doesn't need explicit.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Oh, man. Okay, I need a break. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. Couple in Massachusetts ready to get married. And in their car, they had all their wedding essentials. Like they were going to it, and it was a dress. It's all kinds of stuff. And so they're about to leave for their ceremony, they're about to head out, and somebody stole their car. It's full of stuff. Including her wedding dress. Right. So thinking quickly, she remembered her laptop was in her car. So she dragged her laptop, then follow the stolen car.

[Amy]

Wow, Amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, she went full. Like spider man. She followed the stolen car in her own vehicle, giving police live updates on its location. At one point, the thief drove past an officer on duty, and she was like, tell the copies right next to the cop.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

So they caught up with a guy, 31 years old, arrested him. All of the belongings, including the wedding gown, were safely recovered. Wow, that's crazy. People magazine with that story. That's what it's all about.

[Ray]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. I don't know if weddings are just going harder nowadays, but I got another one here. A guy in Pennsylvania is accused of punching the bride in the face at her wedding. He got so drunk, he punched the bride. Listen, I don't think you should be punching anybody.

[Eddie]

Oh, I saw this.

[Bobby Bones]

But don't punch the bride.

[Eddie]

They cut him off.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Yes. So John Cianci is facing a list of charges in connection with the attack during the wedding. According to the criminal complaint, he was a guest at the wedding. He became extremely angry and violent after he was cut off from alcohol. Oh, he punched the bride in the face. Dang. Knocked her to the ground. The Sharpsville man hit the bride with a roundhouse style punch. The criminal complaint says Roundhouse. Is that just one of these? Yeah, like a hook. Oh, it's the bride. The guy CNC punched three other people. Then who tried to subdue him. After punching the bride, he was charged with four counts of simple assault, four counts of disorderly conduct, four counts of harassment. One count of public drunkenness. He was released in five thousand dollar bail. CBS News. Is this the kind of thing that the next day you're like, oh, I wish I wouldn't have done that. Or is this guy just like that?

[Amy]

Or he. I think I feel like that's the next day. Like I need help.

[Eddie]

Oh no.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Eddie]

That's too much. I think he's just like, did I really do that?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's embarrassed.

[Amy]

Yeah. So I need to go get help.

[Eddie]

That's later though. I think your family has to tell you, dude, you need help.

[Amy]

Well, maybe, but sometimes you have the wake up call and I feel like this might be it.

[Bobby Bones]

Punching the bride.

[Eddie]

It's big time.

[Amy]

If that's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. We hear about all kind of wedding people fighting people not, you know, we're not gonna put people that are overweight at the bridesmaids day. All this stuff. And we're like, this is the craziest thing I ever heard.

[Amy]

The weight watchers table.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. I think this wins. He punched the bride and two other people. I don't care about the other people. I get it. People getting fights. The bride is off limits. It's like in war back in the days, you wouldn't go after the leaders. They'd be on their horse. They'd be all dressed in the colors. We have an understanding. We're not going to go and shoot the leaders. They're out there with the teams. Understanding. Here it is. You get so drunk you don't punch the bride. That's it. Yeah.

[Amy]

You ever, when you watch those reenactments in movies of like civil war or wars where uniforms are, I don't know, like, am I sure that person is wearing like. And it's like there's a everywhere you would, you wouldn't get accepted into military.

[Bobby Bones]

Back in the civil War they take anybody able bodied.

[Amy]

I guess that's true. They'll probably just be like, well just go ahead and take him. He. He'll probably be a loss, but it's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Like I would be a great 1800 soldier.

[Amy]

Oh my gosh. I would be terrified. Are you kidding?

[Bobby Bones]

I be terrified. But I would hide. I would hide in a spot. Like paintball. I used to paintball. I used to get in a hole and just wait and just wait forever and then finally and get back in the hole.

[Amy]

So this is from Righteous Gemstone. So I don't know how historically accurate this would be accurate but like, okay, you're saying they didn't kill the leaders, but did they also spare the lives of pastors or. What do they call them?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

What's that called? Chaplains.

[Bobby Bones]

Any sort of faith leader.

[Amy]

Like, you're only here to be. Yes, because like that, too. Like, how do you.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have a whole. This is what I would do immediately. I would dress up my whole army.

[Eddie]

Like generals or priests. They all have crosses.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd have, like, 400 priests. No, no, no. Can't touch them. Can't touch them. We would just maul everybody.

[Amy]

Right? Okay. Well, I don't know. It's just anytime I watch shows like that, I'm like, this is very confusing. Like, I would feel so nervous that I was killing my own team. My own. Whatever you call them, my own brigade, my. My partners.

[Eddie]

You got it.

[Bobby Bones]

You walk into it. Yeah. We got my crew, bones. Raymundo, what's the game?

[Ray]

It is opening lines to famous 90s country songs.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you gonna read the line? Yep. Or sing the line?

[Ray]

No, because that'll probably give it away.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you're such a good singer.

[Ray]

Yeah, I have to definitely read it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you wanna do five? Yeah. Give us an example.

[Ray]

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots and ruined your.

[Bobby Bones]

Black tie affair okay, so. And you want the song. We don't have to get the artist song. Okay, so guys, that would be friends.

[Eddie]

But if he did sing that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, sing it.

[Ray]

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you should sing them.

[Eddie]

There's no way that's gonna help us. Right?

[Bobby Bones]

I think it makes it harder. I think it leads us down a whole different trail. All right, give us the first one Singing it.

[Ray]

Katie's sitting on the old front porch.

[Eddie]

That'S it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Will you do it again?

[Ray]

Katie's sitting on the old front porch.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I have it but that. That makes it harder.

[Eddie]

I agree. I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in. Everybody good?

[Amy]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. I have a. She's in love with a boy Katie. Sitting on the old front porch Watching.

[Eddie]

The chickens back down.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Yep. Same. She's in love with the boy.

[Lunchbox]

She's in love with the boy.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

She's in love with the boy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Is that right? Yeah. Yep. All right.

[Ray]

Spent $48 last night at the county fair.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Can I make a request?

[Lunchbox]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Can you pull the music down when you sing? Because it sounds like you're singing A lullaby over that song. Okay. Okay. Can you do it again?

[Ray]

Spent $48 last night at the county fair.

[Eddie]

That's the same thing.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on, hold on.

[Eddie]

It's harder.

[Bobby Bones]

It's harder with Jim singing it.

[Lunchbox]

What is the name of the song? Killing me in that mini skirt.

[Bobby Bones]

Five seconds, 48.

[Eddie]

Amy, you don't have it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Amy]

Time I wrote down. I like it. I love it. I want some more of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I put. I like it. I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

I like it. I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I have, too. I like.

[Amy]

Oh, it's not in parentheses. I want some more of it.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it?

[Amy]

Probably not.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Sing it again.

[Amy]

I felt like that was a little long.

[Ray]

Spent $48 last night at the county fair.

[Bobby Bones]

He doesn't really go anywhere.

[Eddie]

It's just monotone.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, sing it.

[Amy]

I like it. Oh, no.

[Annabe Sofas Advertiser]

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[Amy]

I spent $48 last night at the county fair.

[Eddie]

There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Repeat that, Ray. Go.

[Ray]

I spent $48 last night, so dropping.

[Eddie]

It down a little bit like Tim does it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, go ahead.

[Ray]

You can tell the world you never.

[Bobby Bones]

Was my girl Alan.

[Eddie]

Tell the world you were never my girl I'm in.

[Ray]

You can tell the world you never was my girl he's not even singing.

[Bobby Bones]

This one right at all. He's, like, singing it way wrong.

[Eddie]

It's much harder.

[Bobby Bones]

Like. It's more fun, though.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Am you good?

[Amy]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Achy break your heart I bake you.

[Eddie]

Break your heart Achy breaking Achy breaky heart.

[Ray]

You can tell the world you never.

[Bobby Bones]

Was my girl Amy, sing it, please.

[Amy]

You can tell the world you never was my girl yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Better.

[Bobby Bones]

It's okay. All right, next.

[Ray]

When the sun goes down on my side of town.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Ray]

When the sun goes down on my side of town I'm in.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

I mean, they could all be the same song.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Might all be the same song.

[Lunchbox]

All right, I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Neon Moon.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Neon moon.

[Bobby Bones]

I have Neon Moon.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Neon moon.

[Bobby Bones]

Neon moon. When the sun goes down on my side of town Sing it like that.

[Ray]

When the sun goes down on my side of town yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead, baby.

[Ray]

What do you say we just get lost?

[Amy]

Oh, this music.

[Ray]

Baby, what do you say we just get lost?

[Eddie]

Dude, my dyslexic's going to. It's going to kick in here.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Eddie]

Cuz I don't know if I have.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go get found.

[Eddie]

I'm in blue Know the Title. Oh.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. I can hear the person singing, but I can't.

[Ray]

Five seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

Eye time, Amy.

[Amy]

I hope we dance.

[Bobby Bones]

Mm. Swinging a miss, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Heads, Carolina, tails, California.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Heads, Carolina, tails, California.

[Bobby Bones]

Heads, Carolina, tails, California.

[Ray]

Yep.

[Amy]

Dang it.

[Bobby Bones]

Baby, what do you say we just get lost? Do it, Ray.

[Ray]

Baby, what do you say we just get lost?

[Bobby Bones]

All he needs to do is hear it. He just needs to hear it. Amy, you're out.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There are only five.

[Amy]

That's all right.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, three people remain. Go ahead.

[Ray]

Well, I got my first truck when I was.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Ray]

Well, I got my first truck when I was three.

[Eddie]

Three. I'm in, man.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just glad I made it this far. I'll tell you that right now.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're done.

[Lunchbox]

I got five out of five, and that's an accomplishment for me. I'm in for the win. I pick up.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have?

[Lunchbox]

Pick up, man.

[Bobby Bones]

That's right. Are you serious, Eddie?

[Eddie]

Pick up, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Pick up, man. Yeah.

[Ray]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Next one.

[Ray]

Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my baby.

[Bobby Bones]

He knows that one.

[Ray]

Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my baby.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. He's nailing that one.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know it was my baby. I thought it was now. What part?

[Amy]

What'd you think?

[Bobby Bones]

Come now, baby. My baby. Stop. Guys, we're literally singing the song.

[Lunchbox]

But he was singing it on beat, and you guys were just talking and throwing me off.

[Ray]

Five seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Time, lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Any man of mine. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys ready?

[Eddie]

We didn't give you much time.

[Bobby Bones]

We gave you extra time.

[Eddie]

You're still the one.

[Bobby Bones]

Still the one. Should I tweet? Correct. Looks like we made it.

[Lunchbox]

It's a good run, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

We've come, my baby. Did you know it's my baby?

[Amy]

Well, that's how I would sing it. I didn't know if that's accurate.

[Bobby Bones]

How many more do you have?

[Ray]

I got four.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Ray]

Every time our eyes meet this feeling inside me.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

One, two, three.

[Eddie]

Amazed.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, next one.

[Ray]

I never saw the end in sight Fools are kind of blind.

[Bobby Bones]

You really sung that one bad?

[Eddie]

You know it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What? Sung it real bad.

[Eddie]

Congratulations.

[Bobby Bones]

They sung it so bad, Amy. Anyway, go ahead.

[Eddie]

Do it again, Ray.

[Ray]

Never saw the end in sight Fools are kind of blind.

[Eddie]

I don't even know what he's singing.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you pull that one up, Ray? That song, the actual song. Because I think Eddie's gonna Miss it, Ray.

[Eddie]

Do it one more time.

[Ray]

I never saw the end inside Fools are kind of blind he's just making it worse.

[Eddie]

He's singing like that. Never saw the inside was blind Sound like Tyler Hubard. Yeah, baby. You have an ide Dude, I don't know. I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you in? Amy, it's your. It's George Straight.

[Eddie]

Oh, it is.

[Bobby Bones]

You know it based on racing it.

[Amy]

Hey, do it again. Now that I know it's George.

[Ray]

I never saw the end in sight Fools are kind of blind oh my gosh.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Amy]

Never. This is the first line. Never saw the end Rules are kind of blunt. Oh, gosh. I want to get there.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, what do you have?

[Eddie]

I have this kiss, Right.

[Bobby Bones]

George Straight, right?

[Ray]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Ray]

I got it if you want it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's. Baby, write this down.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, man, that threw me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

That's the battery.

[Amy]

Hey, but good one, Bobby. You got it.

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[Bobby Bones]

All right, powerball got to $1.79 billion. Here you go.

[Eddie]

Two winners overnight in that massive Powerball jackpot The second largest in American history. The winning tickets sold in Texas and Missouri will share a jaw dropping total of nearly $1.8 billion.

[Bobby Bones]

So they each get about half a million? No, no. 500 million.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

After it was split. Yeah. 410 million before taxes didn't split it. Not for me.

[Eddie]

That's not that much.

[Bobby Bones]

Not for me. So obviously we all played it got to be pretty fun. And I gave Amy 50 bucks and I was like, go get some tickets. And we had our numbers and I looked up our numbers to see if they had matched. But then I thought all the other numbers that we bought, I didn't know if we won or not. And I saw there were some winners here. Locally.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Amy]

Oh, five.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, there was a lot of numbers around. We just say stuff around here. And so I thought, well, maybe we hit something. And so I got a text from Amy saying we didn't win.

[Amy]

Well, you won $50.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

How did you win 50?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, how did I win 50?

[Amy]

Well, funny story. So I'm not used to playing the lottery, right? And yeah, you pay me that on Friday. And then you think one day later I'd remember. Well, I went to bed on Saturday night at around 9:39,45. And at 10:20, woke up, gasps, oh, my gosh, the lottery was today. I forgot to play. So I start to, like, put on my shoes so I can go to a gas station.

[Bobby Bones]

What time again?

[Amy]

10:20Pm So I try to get dressed to go buy it. Well, then I'm like, wait a second. I think the drawing, like, it's not just the deadlines tonight. Like the drawing is tonight. So then I'm like, what time is it? Midnight. Is it, you know, 11? What is it? So I Google and I learn the drawing has already happened. So then I'm like, oh, well, I'll look at our, our mom's death dates because that's what we're really banking on winning on.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that was just one.

[Amy]

Just one of many. Because we were going to do quick things. I know. So luckily our moms didn't come through for us. We didn't win because I would have felt. I mean, I would have. I don't know what I would have done if we matched the.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you imagine if we matched the numbers and Amy didn't buy the tickets?

[Eddie]

That's terrible.

[Amy]

I don't know what I would do.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox often says he'd kill himself.

[Eddie]

Yeah, end it all.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what Lunchbox Dad's gonna do.

[Amy]

Okay, so that made me feel instantly Better. I was like, okay, I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight. Cause otherwise sleep would have been ruined. I just have to assume that our quick picks would have been losers. We would have been out, probably. Yeah. Because you said the odds are we could become president before we'd win this. That seems unlikely. You may be more so than me or you more likely to win. So then I thought, well, I owe Bobby his money back because that'd be unfair to keep it. And then also, I should give him the money I was gonna put in towards tickets. So that's how you won $50. So I already venmoed you $100. You got your money back, and I paid you my money. And guess what I'm gonna let you in on. The next time it gets really big and we decide to play, it's on me. I'll go get the tickets. You don't even have to put in. And whatever I win, we'll split it 50. 50.

[Eddie]

You'll forget.

[Lunchbox]

I'm trying to tell you, Bobby. I tried to warn you.

[Bobby Bones]

I made more money than any of these guys on the show.

[Amy]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Amy]

Who else won 50 bucks? Anybody?

[Bobby Bones]

Just me.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but you could have won.

[Lunchbox]

You could have won. No idea what you would have won.

[Bobby Bones]

I have better odds on winning the 50 bucks.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

I did win 50 bucks.

[Amy]

Sort of did you a favor.

[Bobby Bones]

So I feel by forgetting, I feel pretty good about it. I got the entertainment of thinking I was playing. We got the bit on the show and I made 50 bucks. That's way more than anybody else got here in this room.

[Amy]

And I was way too into college football on Saturday.

[Bobby Bones]

Another perfect reason to forget.

[Amy]

I was so distracted. I felt like it was my job. Like watching college football and doing other kid things and whatnot. So live and learn. I live and learn.

[Eddie]

It was your job to get the tickets.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, your job. He assigned you to get the tickets. He said, amy, I want you to go.

[Amy]

Terrible. No, I felt terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's do a comparison of who made the most money off the lottery this past weekend.

[Amy]

Okay, Everybody go around and say the amount of money.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, how much you make?

[Amy]

Oh, I lost 50 bucks.

[Bobby Bones]

Scuba Steve, did you play? I did. Yes. Yeah. What'd you win?

[Eddie]

I won nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, anybody else in the classroom play?

[Ray]

Ray did not play. Was celebrating the birthday. Did not make the deadline at 10:00pm Abby.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, did you play or no?

[Amy]

Yeah, I did. I bought two, but I didn't win.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Eddie, I lost 10. Didn't win.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Morgan, did you play the Lottery.

[Amy]

No, I didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Watch your box.

[Lunchbox]

I lost 100 bucks.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, well, it looks like I'm the only one here. And they call me. Oh, Black Friday.

[Eddie]

That's not from the lottery. And it's not from the lottery.

[Amy]

Kind of is. Kind of. It's from the lottery.

[Eddie]

I won DraftKings.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I had better odds at Amy forgetting.

[Lunchbox]

I can't believe you're.

[Bobby Bones]

I should just play that lottery every time. Yeah. I could just give Amy money and she forgets. I bet that every time.

[Eddie]

That's a good one.

[Amy]

Play the Amy lottery. Welcome.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think I won more money than anybody in heck. I want more money than all you guys combined. What a day.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I can't believe you're saying this with a smile. You're not mad at her?

[Amy]

Is going better than I thought.

[Eddie]

I thought I was mad.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, she texted me and was like, is it too late to buy lottery tickets? Because I was asleep and I just gasped.

[Bobby Bones]

I forgot to buy them. I'm mad at a dog when he barks.

[Eddie]

You know, that's what they do.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy forgot. That's what she does.

[Amy]

Well, but I also remember a lot of things, and this I should have remembered. And I am mad at myself. And I do have systems in play. Like, I write things down, I put things on the calendar, and it just. That one slipped through the cracks. But I do think it's a big crack, though.

[Bobby Bones]

You gotta.

[Lunchbox]

That is a big crack. There we go. Now the real Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on.

[Amy]

But might I remind you, are you the only one that won money this weekend?

[Eddie]

Not with the lottery.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, with the Emmy lottery. I play it a lot.

[Amy]

Yes. Welcome. Step right up. Who else wants to play? Yes. I did try to text Lunchbox, and he never replied. Because I thought, well, who would know right away if I can still make it to the gas station and purchase some tickets? He never.

[Lunchbox]

I wanted you to sit there in your misery and just swallow the thing that I tried to tell you was gonna happen. Amy's not gonna buy the tickets. She's gonna do it wrong. And she didn't. She goes. I'm so annoyed with myself. Uh, fudge.

[Bobby Bones]

Ugh. The only reason that I haven't played the lottery was for fun, for the bid on the show. We got to have fun. We got to have a bid. And I made money.

[Eddie]

Wait, you didn't play for the billion dollars?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You didn't win because you're not gonna win. That.

[Amy]

I know, but two people won.

[Bobby Bones]

Two people won.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody even in Our state won where we live. So big shout out to everybody out there who's like me, who's just happy that they made a little money over the weekend. Amy Lottery played the Amy Lottery. There's a story here about a group of 10 staff members at an Ohio school who won a million bucks in the Powerball. And they have done this pool for a long time. And so each teacher in this gets 72,000 bucks because it's about 100,000. They want a million. There's 10 of them after taxes. And so one of their co workers who is in it, one of the 10, they're gonna give her money to her kid. She didn't get to play. She died. She did.

[Amy]

Oh, she died.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It's gone to the, like, co worker and. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's sweet. Okay. I thought it was like a sympathy, like, you didn't get in this time. We'll give you the money.

[Bobby Bones]

That's harder.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know which is harder, to cut somebody in that wasn't in because they're dead or to cut someone in who forgot to play.

[Eddie]

I mean, the death. Like, you know, they're dead, so you feel bad, so you give it to their kid and everything. Some of them forgot to play. That's on you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

See, I think it's the other way, really. I think if somebody died and they had played a long time, no one's gonna know. There's nine people in it. There's just nine people in it. The 10th didn't even show to give their money where the other person has been in. If they've been in all the time and something happened where they forgot, I would want to be given that grace that, oh, I forgot this week and you won. You'll still think about me because I was there every week.

[Eddie]

You're right. And they're still alive.

[Bobby Bones]

Where if I'm dead, I don't know the difference. My kid doesn't know the difference. They don't even know you won.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think I would be different there. I think I. Well, first of all, I'd rather be alive than dead. I'd like to say that for the record. Yes. Yeah, I think I'd be different, but good for them, for, you know, there had to be a couple. There's no way a couple had to be like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to give them money. Well, then we'll just give it without you, and you'll be known as. No, come on, man.

[Amy]

Well, that has to be a little pack they decided on before they won. Like, as they've been playing since that person passed, they're probably like, hey, let's go ahead. We win. This is going to be our plan. Right. So they've just known.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but even when it happens, are.

[Amy]

You, like, you change your mind?

[Bobby Bones]

Remember the little pact we made? You guys can call us if you want. 877-77-Bobby. That's our number. 877-77. B O B, B Y. Bones. So you saw a car flipped over in the grocery store parking lot? Yeah. How did it flip there?

[Eddie]

No idea. So, like, when I got to the grocery store, I was looking for a parking spot, and I saw a bunch of people. I'm like, what are they looking at? I look over, and there is a car flipped upside down in the middle of the empty parking lot.

[Bobby Bones]

That's weird. Unless they were, like, doing donuts or something. Right. What can you hit going that fast that makes your car flip like that?

[Eddie]

The only thing that was close to the car was that place where you return the carts. So maybe they were trying to cut. This is my theory. I'm thinking they're trying to cut through the parking lot really quick, and then they don't see that cart return thing and try to swerve and then roll over.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's a big swerve. You gotta be a tall car, too. What kind of car was an suv?

[Eddie]

But.

[Bobby Bones]

But.

[Eddie]

So it was just a girl by herself?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, she's still in the car?

[Eddie]

No, she was sitting on the side of the car, like, she. They got her out. By the time I got there, there were two people assisting. No cops, no ambulances, no nothing. But the girl was sitting outside, kind of panicked.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah?

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you do?

[Eddie]

I went up and I said, is there anyone else in the car? They're like, no, you didn't lie about.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't lie.

[Amy]

You're already there. Why would you be like, is there anyone else in the car?

[Eddie]

I didn't know. You know, they needed me to go in there, and so then I got my phone and took pictures.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you got a picture of the car upside down?

[Eddie]

You want to see it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you seen the TikTok of that girl singing Britney Spears on TikTok? And she loses control of her car?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

It is the craziest video. So she has her phone in the area where, like, the speedometer and the gas and stuff. And she's upset, maybe, like, crying. Oh, it's nighttime. I wasn't picturing this at night makes me feel like they were drunk. If it's nighttime, like, that's. That's an added element.

[Eddie]

9Pm right by a chick Fil A.

[Bobby Bones]

This car is completely upside down.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude, it's on its top.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

And you saved her.

[Eddie]

Well, I know because she was just by herself. But I made sure you would have, because if they would have said, like, there's a baby stuck in there. Guess what, I'm going in.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Amy]

Of course.

[Bobby Bones]

You almost saved a baby.

[Eddie]

I mean, if they would have said that.

[Amy]

Did you see if she had any damaged organs?

[Bobby Bones]

So you could have donated her one?

[Eddie]

Great point at that moment. Isn't that crazy enough?

[Bobby Bones]

Gosh, do you need a kidney? Do you need.

[Amy]

What do you need? Is your liver okay?

[Bobby Bones]

You should look up that video of this girl because she's driving and it's just on, like, a normal, like, ruralish road, and she's upset at something. She's like, hit me, baby. And then she loses the back end of her car. And you see her start to swerve and, like, fight the steering wheel. The phone is still on her. And you see the car go doom and turn over upside down. And then she's just hanging there, and she looks at the phone, she's like, oh. And she grabs the phone and turns it off.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Wild. She didn't die.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then you would have had to pry that phone from my dead hands to get that online. Because again, she's singing, like. And then all of a sudden, you see her face. She's like, oh, God.

[Amy]

You mean embarrassed?

[Bobby Bones]

Absolutely.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I would never post that video.

[Eddie]

And then insurance has the video. Like, that's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

She really wasn't doing anything wrong. She wasn't even looking at the phone when she was singing. But you.

[Eddie]

It's not a good look if you're doing a video.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. I agree. It is not a good look. That's why I wouldn't have posted it. You ever lost your back end while driving?

[Amy]

Excuse me?

[Eddie]

Oh, like fishtail.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It is so helpless feeling.

[Amy]

You mean because another car hit me or because I just. No, I've never had that. I mean, like, I've hit, like, I've had a teeny tiny because of either water or ice, but nothing scary. While I've been driving once.

[Bobby Bones]

And mostly it's because you don't see a turn coming, and so you do it quick. Once, driving to when I was doing maintenance on a golf course. It was so early, I was half asleep. And I Didn't see a turn and I. So I hit it and my back end went all the way around and I landed almost back up and just kept driving. And I was like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I just avoided dying.

[Eddie]

That's a race car move right there.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I wish I had a video. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy Eddie. Good job, man. Thank you, man. Well, they didn't pretty much were a hero.

[Eddie]

No, they didn't need me. If they would have needed me, I would jumped into action.

[Bobby Bones]

The best ability is availability, and you were available to save a life.

[Eddie]

Good point.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think. I think you should reward yourself today with a little something.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That's pretty heroic. She was okay though.

[Eddie]

No, she was great. Yeah, she's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with producer Eddie.

[Eddie]

There's a couple from Canada that just started getting lots of random phone calls. Like people calling all times of day asking about a grill that they bought and they can't assemble it and would they please help?

[Bobby Bones]

Help. That's funny.

[Eddie]

And they finally realized after like 20, 30 calls, they're like, oh my gosh. The customer service for this company put our number instead of their customer service number. But instead of saying like, hey, this is the wrong number. Leave us alone. They just started taking the calls and being like, well, let's Google your problem.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So they're like, what you did? They said that they even made friends with some people because they stand in the line for like 30 minutes figuring out their problems.

[Bobby Bones]

So that's crazy.

[Eddie]

What's even cooler is the company Napoleon brand grills. They gifted them with a grill that's.

[Bobby Bones]

Also funny and cool. I was a company.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they said, you don't have to do that. Here's a new grill for you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's good.

[Amy]

Gosh, there's some kid that has my old phone number and he is getting fed up with anybody that's texting him.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang, Miss Cool Woman. Let me get all the calls.

[Amy]

That's not a low key flex at all. I just. This just made me think of like, he's not being helpful. He's not. He, he, he just. He'll reply all caps to anybody. Because sometimes even my family, like group texts all. They'll end up throwing that old number on there. And he' like all caps. I am not Amy. And then poor Walker Hayes. When he was working on a theme song for my podcast, Walker said something.

[Bobby Bones]

I think Brown with the cell phone, all the people texting her cuz she's so cool.

[Amy]

No, we were texting about that, but then also his golf tournament, and he invited me to it, and the kid was just like, no. And he thought I was just joking. He's like, dang, you don't have to be so. And he goes, I'm a minor. If you keep texting me, I'm gonna call the police. And Walker was like, oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Jail for trying to.

[Bobby Bones]

That's how Walker Hayes, his music career ends.

[Amy]

I know. Like, I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. That's my other number.

[Bobby Bones]

But Walker Hayes texting with underage kid. And it was him trying to get a hold of Amy.

[Amy]

Yeah. No, it was bad.

[Lunchbox]

I'm funny.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, good one. That's what it's all about.

[Ray]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good, Bones. Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on, and the dials just keeps on turning. Steve trying to put you through. M's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bob's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bo. And now the Morning Corny.

[Ray]

The morning Corny.

[Amy]

Which Star wars character has the. The sniffles?

[Bobby Bones]

Which Star wars character has the sniffles?

[Amy]

Yeah. Actu D2.

[Ray]

That was the morning Corny.

[Bobby Bones]

Strong delivery.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Strong delivery.

[Ray]

Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Los Angeles, California. A man flew into LA after a long weekend away, goes down to baggage claim to get his bag, and it's not there. He's like, huh. Checks the air tag. He's like, man, it's out at the rideshare. Someone took my bag. So he jumps in his car.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Can you imagine? You see your bag has been picked up, and it's moving away.

[Eddie]

Freak out mode.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

So he jumps in the car, calls the police, says, hey, I'm following the bag. I'm following the bag. And a few blocks away, they show up at a house. Someone's already wearing the clothes.

[Amy]

Oh, wow, that's. Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Must have some good stuff, though, too. Go right to it.

[Amy]

That's like me, once I buy something, I'm going to wear it right away.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have put it away and said, you know what? I'm going to find the right opportunity for this to be. Wow. That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

In Japan, you can rent a person, which includes scary people to come and, like, take care of stuff. Like, just be Intimidating. So if you have like a dispute with somebody, you hire somebody, it looks like they're gonna take care of business to come over and scare the person.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That's pretty legit, huh? If you're like a non confrontational person, like neighbors.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Music is too loud. You can hire it basically be like Uber Eats or Doordash. A scary person to come over and scare them.

[Eddie]

Do they have to say that you hired them?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think so. I don't think they want a name tag.

[Amy]

That would be how embarrassing.

[Bobby Bones]

They have a bunch of niche offerings. I was drawn to the scary people. 1 People with intimidating appearances, like men with tattoos, shaved heads and bulky physiques. And you can rent them. That's pretty cool. I bet they'd also do bad stuff too, because if you look like that, you're probably living a life like that. Like it's not for a role. If you're tattooed, shaved head, jacked up, got piercings, you're probably living a life where that's part of your everyday life. And you can't live like that if you're a banker. So you could probably hire them, hey, take care of this. And then once they're done, be like, hey, on the down low, take care of this. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. So, yeah, the company just rents out people. Feels like that also turned in if it's America, like some sort of prostitution thing, eventually it would.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Gets worse. Everything just goes back to prostitution in some sort. Like you would start out like, next thing you know, it's Onlyfans, which wasn't meant to be what it is now.

[Eddie]

What do you mean?

[Amy]

What do you mean it wasn't meant to be?

[Bobby Bones]

It didn't start out as where you would subscribe and just see dirty stuff. But that's where all the people went to go, oh, I can do this now. Oh, it escalated like that wasn't there? The initial idea of OnlyFans was any sort of like Facebook, people can subscribe to you and they can be a.

[Amy]

They pay a monthly fee, like Patreon or something.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's exactly what it was supposed to be. And it became so infested with people just doing sex stuff. Stuff they tried to get out of it for a while and they were like, we're not gonna make as much money. So now, I mean, it's a multi billion dollar industry. So that's what this would be. It'd be like rent someone to come over and intimidate your neighbor. Next thing you know they're butt naked. So that's it. We're done with the show. Thank you guys. Goodbye everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destination. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel and the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape. Discover more with Chase sapphire [e-mail] Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JPMorgan Chase Bank NA member FDIC subject to credit approval Terms apply.

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[Amy]

Hi, my name is Enya Umanzor and.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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