MON PT 1: Bobby Addresses Baby Conspiracy Theory + Bobby Feud: Which Halloween Candy Do You Eat First? + What College Team Will Bobby's Child Root For?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Episode Date: October 27, 2025
Episode Title: Bobby Addresses Baby Conspiracy Theory + Bobby Feud: Which Halloween Candy Do You Eat First? + What College Team Will Bobby’s Child Root For?
Host: Bobby Bones
Co-Hosts: Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, Steve

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show centers around Bobby’s journey into impending fatherhood, sports heartbreaks and rivalries within the crew, wild listener theories, and, in classic Bobby Feud style, a heated debate over which Halloween candy reigns supreme. The episode weaves in thoughtful and hilarious takes on parenting, sports loyalty, workplace friendship tensions, and even odd side hustles, keeping the trademark mix of banter, real advice, and goofiness.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. New Parent Struggles and Advice (03:01–09:34)

• Caller Voicemail: Listener seeks advice about the challenges of having a newborn and marital tension (03:01).
• Lunchbox’s Take: Describes the early baby days as "like going to war" due to sleep deprivation and chaos.
  • Notable Quote: “I look at those years in my life like when I went to war and I don’t remember a lot of them.” – Lunchbox (04:20)
• Eddie’s Perspective: “It’s not that hard to raise a kid... Just give him the boob or give him the formula and change his diaper.” (06:12)
• Steve’s Advice: The first few months are tough, especially if you want a strong marriage; be attentive to your partner.
• Everyone agrees: Sleep deprivation is the hardest part.
• Takeaway: The whole team gives a blend of real talk and reassurance—it's hard, but you'll get through it; lean on your partner, sleep when you can, and don’t panic over every tiny thing.

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2. Sports Recap and Fandom (09:34–15:32)

• Bobby’s Arkansas Blues: Shares Arkansas's repeated football disappointments, joking that his fandom is a curse (09:34).
  • Notable Quote: “What did I do to deserve just always being a loser?” – Bobby Bones (09:59)
• Amy’s Virginia Cavaliers Win: Mild celebration, clarifies her fan status.
• Amy’s Team ‘Portfolio’: Amy is ribbed for having multiple college teams, which Bobby calls “diversifying her portfolio.” (14:07)
  • Notable Quote: “You have diversified your portfolio to a way where you’re always winning, and I can appreciate that.” – Bobby (14:09)

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3. Louvre Heist & The Semantics of "Heist" vs "Robbery" (15:32–19:55)

• The team discusses a clumsy but bold Louvre heist and another Paris museum robbery.
• Fun Banter About Heists: The group turns the idea of a “heist” into a running joke, associating it with British accents and movie tropes.
  • Notable Quote: “I feel like for a heist... you have to have some sort of accent. I don’t care what kind it is...” – Bobby (19:48)

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4. Listener Call: Sports Heartbreak, Parenting, & Passing on Fandom (20:19–22:19)

• Listener Lucas: Echoes Bobby’s pain from team losses, but says being a dad puts it in perspective.
• Bobby’s Parenting Philosophy: Emphatic about passing down his intense Arkansas fandom.
  • Notable Quote: “That’s one thing I will not be doing is letting my future child figure it out on their own. They… [will be Razorback fans]” – Bobby (21:19)

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5. Anonymous Inbox: Navigating Workplace Promotions & Friendships (27:47–31:21)

• Listener Issue: A woman got promoted over her close friend and feels guilty.
• Bobby’s Counsel: Celebrate your achievement first—“Do not feel guilt. You deserve this opportunity.” (31:21)
• Amy’s Advice: Be straightforward, name your friendship, and invite honest feelings.
  • Notable Quote: “Our friendship means a lot to me. So regarding this promotion, I want you to know… I wasn’t trying to undercut you.” – Amy (30:08)
• Consensus: Honest conversation is healthiest if the friendship matters.

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6. Bobby Feud Game: Best Halloween Candies (31:21–38:53)

• Contestants: Amy, Morgan, Eddie
• The top candies guessed: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers, Kit Kats, M&Ms, Twix, Hershey’s Bar, Nerds.
• Fun banter, debate over specifics (e.g., peanut M&Ms vs regular), and loads of teasing between the crew.
• Winner: Eddie after several rounds and some Monday-morning quarterbacking from the rest.
• Memorable moment: Amy’s incredulity when her favorite (peanut M&Ms) wasn’t counted apart from regular M&Ms (36:22).

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7. Bobby Addresses the Baby/Ankle Surgery Conspiracy Theory (39:48–41:23)

• Bobby discusses online speculation that his upcoming "ankle surgery" is just a cover for his wife’s labor.
  • Notable Quote: “I will neither confirm nor deny, but I think that’s a good conspiracy theory. I like that.” – Bobby (40:35)
• Reveals his surgery is scheduled soon, admits people can and do schedule babies (C-sections), fueling playful suspicion.

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8. Parenting Talk: Honesty, “The Talk,” and Dr. Becky (41:23–46:49)

• Study Discussion: Parents often hide info from kids, most notably about where babies come from and alcohol/drugs.
• Funny Take: Bobby jokes, “First words I want our baby to say are Penis. Vagina.” (42:19)
• The crew discusses when to have “the talk” and approaches to teaching kids (generational changes, normalizing scientific terms).

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9. Lunchbox’s Mystery Pain – A DIY Diagnosis (51:24–59:37)

• Lunchbox’s Ongoing Pain: Describes a mysterious left abdominal pain, frustrated after seeing several doctors with no answers.
• Team attempts a self-diagnosis, using a pain chart, discussing kidneys, colon, and various potential causes.
• Amy’s Yoga Move: Suggests a pose to help the “descending colon.”
• Playful but sympathetic ribbing throughout.
• Listener call-in requested: “If you have trouble with position six or the descending colon, let us know!” (59:37)

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10. Would You Sell… Videos of Your Farts? (60:22–63:06)

• Brief debate about a Toronto woman’s fart-video sideline ($200–400 per request).
• Amy: “I would feel weird, like I’m contributing towards someone’s very odd fantasy.”
• Lunchbox volunteers: He’d do it for cash, but laments, “Nobody wants me!”
• Classic Bobby banter: “Little rump trumpet, you ready to go?” (61:47)

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “It’s not that hard to raise a kid…just give ‘em the boob or the formula and change the diaper.” – Eddie (06:12)
• “You have diversified your portfolio to a way where you’re always winning, and I can appreciate that.” – Bobby to Amy (14:09)
• “That’s one thing I will not be doing: letting my future child figure it out on their own.” – Bobby (21:19)
• “Do not feel guilt. You deserve this opportunity.” – Bobby (31:21)
• “First words I want our baby to say are Penis. Vagina.” – Bobby (42:19)
• “Little rump trumpet, you ready to go?” – Bobby to Lunchbox (61:47)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Parenting & Newborn Struggles Advice (03:01–09:34)
• Sports Heartbreaks & Fandom Banter (09:34–15:32, 20:19–22:19)
• Louvre Heist & ‘Heist’ Comedy (15:32–19:55)
• Anonymous Inbox: Friendship After Promotion (27:47–31:21)
• Bobby Feud: Halloween Candy Rankings (31:21–38:53)
• Conspiracy Theory: Ankle Surgery or Baby? (39:48–41:23)
• Parenting: “The Talk” & Honest Communication (41:23–46:49)
• Lunchbox Seeks a Diagnosis (51:24–59:37)

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Episode Tone

Playful, candid, and supportive—the show pens real-life woes and pop culture with both gravity and humor, maintaining a quick-witted and self-deprecating energy throughout. The hosts feel like friends you want to hang out with, and nothing is too taboo or too trivial to dissect.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode delivers a signature Bobby Bones blend: relatable life milestones, hilarious team dynamics, crowd-sourced advice, and lighthearted debates about the most important (and ridiculous) things in life—perfect whether you’re expecting a baby, nursing a sports heartbreak, or just picking through your kid’s Halloween stash.

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Johnny Knoxville]

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[Sophia]

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[Bobby Bones]

Wait a minute, Sophia, how do you know she's a cult leader?

[Sophia]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Sophia]

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[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

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[Bobby Bones]

This is the Bobby Bone Show.

[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show. Morning, Studio.

[Eddie]

Morning, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's the voicemail. Good morning, Bobby. Good morning, Studio. So me and my wife have a child about, I think he's 13 days old now. I know Bobby and Caitlin are expecting and other people on the show have kids. We're kind of in the dumps. We've been fighting. It's tough. Any advice would really be appreciated. I'm trying to hang in there, but you guys help me every single day, so thank you so much. Love the show. So this is different than what I thought. I thought as soon as you had a baby, it was so easy and so fun. Immediately.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Is that not the case?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, you've had some stuff happen.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if I have advice, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it bad?

[Lunchbox]

It's bad, it's bad. Your whole life changes and then, oh, man. With our first, my wife had postpartum depression, so that made it even worse.

[Bobby Bones]

But like, the first two weeks, like, why we do the first two weeks, you come home, you got this little thing. You don't know anything about these old things. You never had one. Like your first baby.

[Lunchbox]

Let me tell you what makes it really bad. The whole family's there. Everyone's there for like, at least a week after you bring the baby there. And they all have different things to tell you. No, you need to do this. No, you need to boil the bottles. No, you don't need to boil the bottles. You need to. So there's so much going on that you really want that family out of there. I don't know if his family is still there or what. That's the first thing. Get them out of there.

[Bobby Bones]

But is it not good to have people there so people can sleep? Yeah. Yes, that.

[Lunchbox]

That's helpful. And, you know, that's another thing. You're sleep deprived. There's a lot going on, dude. Honestly, I look at that. I never been to war, but I honestly look at that like, as those years in my life was like when I went to war and I don't remember a lot of them.

[Bobby Bones]

Really?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, dude. I've just tried so hard to forget those years.

[Bobby Bones]

Just because one, you're sleep deprived to the trauma.

[Lunchbox]

From trauma of us just freaking out, not knowing what we're doing. And then my wife's postpartum was like. She literally would pack her bags almost every night and be like, I'm leaving. And after the 10th time, I'm like, see ya. I'm raised this kid all by myself.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you're just tired.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, dude, it was bad.

[Bobby Bones]

So would there be a difference then in, like, I'm definitely way older than you were when you had your first kid.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, do you expect this to be the same for me or because of where I am in my life? It'll be a bit different.

[Lunchbox]

I think you're a little more prepared because you have a little more knowledge, experience, life experience. You're good at, like, dealing with hard things, you know? Like, this is a hard thing, but you're pretty good at, like, being calm when stu. Hard stuff's going around. Like, I think you'll be different at this than I was. Dude, we were kids. So you're like, I don't know, 27 years old.

[Amy]

That's not. I was picturing you as being, like, 21 or something.

[Eddie]

I thought it was like, 21. 27.

[Lunchbox]

You knew me at 27. I wasn't old enough to have a kid. Like, I was not mature enough to have a kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's watch. What's your advice to this person?

[Eddie]

Look, dude, it's hard, but it's not impossible. Look at me and Eddie did it. It's not like you're acting like the world is falling in and you're caving in. You're just sleep deprived right now. That's all it is. You're just tired. So when the baby sleeps, sleep, man. Take a nap. Like, I don't understand. Like, it's not that hard to raise a kid. Like, it's really not. Yeah, I mean, really.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not laughing because you're wrong. That's just the opposite of what anybody says.

[Eddie]

It's literally not. Dude, you just got to give him the boob or give him the formula and change his diaper.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but kids are different. Like, some kids are harder than others. Like, some babies sleep through the night, some don't. Some have colic.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you had all those? I've had it all.

[Eddie]

Like, they wake up in the middle of night. Guess what? You can't feed it at night. So you go back to bed. You. It's. You hold it. You rock it. It's like, you watch. You get to watch a lot of tv, because guess what? The baby can't go anywhere. So you just hold it and watch tv. How hard is that? I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

He's making it sound pretty good. I've been trying to catch up on a lot of shows.

[Eddie]

The only thing is, you are sleep deprived. I get that. That is what makes it hard.

[Lunchbox]

What happens when the baby doesn't stop crying?

[Eddie]

Go for a walk and leave it.

[Bobby Bones]

Leave the baby or with it?

[Eddie]

Either one.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, got it.

[Eddie]

Either one.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Scooby. Steve. You got some kids.

[Eddie]

What do you think? It's impossible.

[Steve]

I mean, it's easy if your wife is doing all the work, which sounds like that's what's happening in Lunchbox's household, but it's a partnership, and it isn't easy. You are sleep deprived. And I'm not watching any tv. I'm doing whatever she needs because she's breastfeeding and she had the baby. So it's a lot of work, especially if you want the marriage to work long term.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you say to that, caller?

[Steve]

I honestly missed it. I was putting something together here. If you could reset me.

[Bobby Bones]

He was just like, hey, we're struggling. Baby's 13 days old. Or fighting all the time.

[Steve]

Oh, yeah, you're going to fight for a little bit. Yeah. Because you are sleep deprived, but you get over it. And you have moments that are, like, really great. And it's. It's the most beautiful thing in the whole world to have kids. And then it's also the scariest thing in the world because they grow up. I think in those first six months. It's really difficult. It really is. But I feel like it's less difficult if you attend to your wife, make sure she's okay.

[Lunchbox]

And the more kids you have, the easier.

[Steve]

No, it is. Oh, my God, shut up.

[Eddie]

No, it is. It is.

[Steve]

It is more difficult because now you have not only the baby, but the other kids that are little, that have to be watched, and they're at different stages of development and. And attention.

[Lunchbox]

I'm talking about the baby, though. The baby's easier because you kind of know what you're doing.

[Eddie]

Yes. And you don't freak out over everything when the first one is born. You are worried about every breath and everything. And once you have one, then you have a second one, you're like, oh, that kid's fine. Like, if it rolls off the couch, no big deal.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You.

[Steve]

You do care a little bit less.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, right now, the first one, you are paying attention to every detail. So you're really exhausted and you're mentally strained.

[Lunchbox]

Correct.

[Eddie]

If you would just relax and not pay attention to everything and freak out over every breath. It makes it so much easier.

[Lunchbox]

But we could tell you that over and over. But you're never gonna do that. You're always gonna freak out with.

[Steve]

Yeah, you will. You're always checking, make sure they're breathing. Look at their chest. Like, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's great, but awful.

[Bobby Bones]

Which one is it More, though?

[Steve]

It's right in the middle.

[Lunchbox]

You're asking us now, though, after the fact. It's awesome now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I need you. I'm asking. Not for the caller, for myself, in the moment.

[Steve]

It's awful.

[Bobby Bones]

It's really is.

[Lunchbox]

It's awful.

[Steve]

No, it really is.

[Bobby Bones]

Am I going to be miserable for a while?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Coming into work. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Steve]

You're gonna be sleeping like an hour, two hours a night, easily.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you'll be sleep deprived, but really, you should still be able to get sleep because when the kid naps, you should nap.

[Bobby Bones]

Do I just need to have like five at once? Because apparently it's easier.

[Lunchbox]

Five at one time.

[Bobby Bones]

Get it out of the more the number is. Okay, well, caller, I don't know if you got anything from that push through.

[Lunchbox]

Just. That's the moral of the story.

[Eddie]

Just take a nap.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, watch more tv.

[Eddie]

Scoop is saying he doesn't watch tv. What else do you do, man? The baby can't go anywhere. Just hold it and watch tv. It's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you for listening and thanks for calling our voicemail line. You guys can call us anytime. 877-77. Bobby Bones went to Arkansas over the weekend. Went to Fayetteville to watch Arkansas play football. And we lost again at the end. It was. Is it terrible? It's just one of those where I'm like, why me?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What did I do to deserve this?

[Amy]

You're not the only one involved.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but it kind of is. It kind of is. Me?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Just generally in life. What did I do to deserve just always being a loser? There's not an answer, is there?

[Amy]

Yeah. No, I can't find it either.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't find it either. I know I lose at everything.

[Amy]

I'm nervous.

[Bobby Bones]

At what?

[Amy]

Saying anything about your team.

[Lunchbox]

But is that accurate?

[Steve]

Amy?

[Lunchbox]

He loses at everything.

[Amy]

No, it's not accurate at all. But then I don't really want to. It's almost like Arkansas losing trumps everything.

[Bobby Bones]

Everything.

[Amy]

Yeah. It's like it puts a blanket over your whole life, and your whole life is horrible.

[Bobby Bones]

My whole life is horrible.

[Amy]

It's not what's.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. What stunk was we were up. And we're up in like a suite. I know. Fancy. And. But we had the Oklahoma game on and we had my wife and my in laws, her parents, and they're massive OU fans. And so we're sitting up there and they're watching the OU game and. Oh, you loses. It was just a bad.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It was like all of us had nuts and we all got kicked in a. 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. So that was my weekend. Hey, your Virginia Cavaliers one saw that.

[Amy]

That was kind of crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you. Did you.

[Amy]

Because.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you see it?

[Amy]

Well, yeah. First of all, we were supposed to win. It should have been a. I love.

[Bobby Bones]

She's a Wii now. My favorite thing is she's a Wii.

[Amy]

Okay, this is how y' all talk about your team.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but that's not really your team. But I'm not gonna say that anymore. Go ahead.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Okay.

[Amy]

So we were supposed to just win, and then it looked like not good, and then we were tied, and then it went into overtime and bam. Out of nowhere. Well, not out of nowhere completely, but we won. And it was.

[Bobby Bones]

You were playing the Belichicks.

[Amy]

Fantastic.

[Bobby Bones]

The Belichicks in Jordan. Did you know that?

[Amy]

I don't think I really put two together. I wasn't really watching. I wasn't paying attention. I was just.

[Bobby Bones]

North Carolina.

[Amy]

I know. I'm giving you play by play of. I mean, it was on, but I wasn't really paying attention. But my boyfriend recapped it for me and I could also.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm glad you and your favorite team could get a win.

[Amy]

I could tell by his reactions, like, whenever it was happening. But. Yeah, no, he doesn't really get impacted as much as you do by a loss.

[Bobby Bones]

It must be the amount of love we put out and pour into it.

[Amy]

Maybe. Or maybe he's just more. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Or he didn't lose.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, let her.

[Amy]

He regulates better.

[Bobby Bones]

Let her say what she's gonna say. Go ahead.

[Amy]

Or maybe he hides it better. I'm not sure. I know he's impacted.

[Bobby Bones]

You were gonna say he's healthier.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Maybe.

[Amy]

Maybe he processes well.

[Bobby Bones]

He's got a lot more years to get used to it.

[Amy]

Yeah. So more experience.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Yeah.

[Amy]

See you've got some time to catch up. Not much, but you have some time.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys can call us. Also, big condolences to my LSU friends who lost their head coach. Dang. No, he didn't die. He didn't Die.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, he's still with us.

[Bobby Bones]

He's still with us.

[Lunchbox]

He got fired.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he got fired. He wasn't very likable anyway. If you watch the SEC series. Did I make you watch that? No, but you would have hated the coach. You would have hated that guy.

[Amy]

I saw a recap that he's just, overall, not a very nice person.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to be psychotic to be a successful SEC coach anyway. Like, you do have to be psychotic, so.

[Amy]

But they're still likable coaches.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you got to be a psycho to win at that level. It's like being a Fortune 500 CEO.

[Lunchbox]

You.

[Bobby Bones]

There's got to be something off about you. But he just wasn't likable at all. Nobody liked.

[Amy]

Well, he wasn't likable and he wasn't winning.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, and that'll do it.

[Amy]

And he's getting paid a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

That'll do it.

[Amy]

And he spent a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

He spits. On what?

[Amy]

I don't know, like, on players.

[Bobby Bones]

You just hear that.

[Amy]

Did he spend. What did these, like, on cars and stuff? I don't know, like, on the program.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's.

[Amy]

I saw somebody post, like, he spent 20 million.

[Bobby Bones]

And when on a roster that he didn't. They probably did, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

But that's fine, though, right? But it didn't produce any fruit.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, not a lot of fruit was produced.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

That's correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, your Texas A M boys, they're undefeated.

[Podcast Narrator]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

They're killing it. Oh. Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Amy has more than one team.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't. I have one. I have one college team and the Panthers.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's not a college.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a whole different league.

[Amy]

But still.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's.

[Amy]

You have.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a whole different day. And you have the Cubs, and that's a different sport.

[Amy]

Well, so mine are. Same sport, different teams.

[Lunchbox]

So you have Virginia, Alabama and A.

[Bobby Bones]

And M and sometimes Auburn.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't forget every once in a while. Longhorns, because she grew up in Austin.

[Amy]

Don't forget, I can cheer for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Have diversified your portfolio to a way where you're always winning, and I can appreciate that. Right.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, condolences to our Mississippi State listeners and fans. One of my friends, Brandon, was in the. In the end zone when they. Texas caught that touchdown pass in overtime.

[Lunchbox]

They had a recap video. Did you see that?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. He messaged me after, and he was like, it's the worst day of my life. I said, I've had 11 of those in the past couple Years.

[Lunchbox]

So the best part, though, is Button that said beat Texas, that he kept on for the rest of the night.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, man.

[Amy]

I mean, I know that, y'.

[Eddie]

All.

[Bobby Bones]

We're heavily invested.

[Amy]

Like, there's hyperbole. It's not literally the worst day of his life. I mean, I can think of worse days for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What, somebody dying? I don't know. It's close. I have to weigh him. Yeah, exactly.

[Lunchbox]

It could be worse.

[Amy]

Eddie, how'd the Cowboys do?

[Bobby Bones]

They lost.

[Lunchbox]

Thanks for bringing that up.

[Bobby Bones]

NFL's different, though, because you can lose a bunch of games.

[Lunchbox]

Ah, but we got. Dude, we got.

[Bobby Bones]

But you can make the playoffs and lose eight games in the NFL.

[Amy]

You can't.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't do that in college.

[Lunchbox]

There's a lot of teams.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So you guys can call us if you want. 877-77. Bobby. That's our phone number. That's our sports recap with Amy and her favorite Virginia Cavaliers. Hey, they spent a lot of money on their roster, which is exciting.

[Lunchbox]

Did you know that, Amy?

[Amy]

Yeah. Well, Tony is working on the program now.

[Bobby Bones]

She calls the first the coach by his first name.

[Amy]

Coach Elliot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

I couldn't think of the last name right away, so.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, enough sports. Back in a second. So four people have busted into the Louvre, the museum in Paris. Paris. And they caught two of them. So I guess we all thought they were going to get away forever. I did, but. And apparently they weren't even that good at this. I thought it was some sophisticated scheme. There are guys who, like, been breaking in stores. Like, that's a big. All right, guys, we've got a couple pawn shops. Let's go get the Louvre next. That's what it felt like.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I told you. I saw some expert thief talking about how these were a bunch of amateurs that were definitely going to get caught.

[Lunchbox]

And then the crown was what got them caught.

[Bobby Bones]

Whatever they dropped.

[Lunchbox]

And the helmet.

[Amy]

Yeah. And the glove.

[Lunchbox]

All that.

[Bobby Bones]

Man. We were romanticizing this. Like, they must have spent weeks strategizing. They had the plans to build out somehow. From the architect. No, they just bought a chainsaw and went over and started cutting on stuff.

[Amy]

Now I'm picturing them, like, getting in and looking at each other and be like, can you believe we got in?

[Bobby Bones]

Two men who stole a hundred million dollars worth of Francis Crown jewels during a daring daytime heist. They were arrested on Saturday night. One of them was trying to flee the country. Two others are still on the run. One of the suspects, who has not been identified, was busted as he was getting on a flight. Guy's just getting on a southwest flight. He's heading down to Tunica. And they caught him. Man, we really had this wrong, but they got in. I mean, the men, Both in their 30s, they're from a rough suburb north of Paris. They were detained by police as part of the investigation. Organized gang robbery. Police were tipped off. And so, I mean, they got them, but they were like, they'd just been robbing other little stores. Man, that's quite the job. That's like. That's like you're playing, like, fourth grade peewee football and you decide, I think I'm gonna go play for the NFL next year. They went right at it. So there was another museum, though, that had been robbed. So shortly after that heist. Here's another one hit that one. The theft occurred just hours after a burglary at the Loop Museum. The stolen coins, dating from between 1790 and 1800, are worth thousands of euros. The incident took place on Sunday night when workers discovered a broken window, raised the alarm, and alerted the authorities. And the country is now stepping up protection at all its museums and cultural heritage sites. This is a copycat. Or is this somebody who was actually doing a sophisticated one and then saw that one? I was like, what the heck?

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like you have to be planning this for a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

Workers arrived at the museum that's dedicated to the philosopher and the encyclopedias, Denis Diderot. On October 21, they noticed one of the displays was completely smashed. I don't know that this is the case, but it could have also been like, they're boys. Like, they all go in around the same time.

[Amy]

Oh, because they're organized gang crime people.

[Bobby Bones]

Organized gang crime people. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. So that one happened too. That's from the TikTok, Brielle Haxley. So, yeah, a couple just. Just some heists. Heist is a fun name. You know why it's fun? Because Netflix has made us think that's a fun name.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it does sound fun. It doesn't sound scary at all.

[Bobby Bones]

No, like robbery, that sounds bad.

[Eddie]

Burglary.

[Bobby Bones]

But a heist, it feels like dramatic music just playing at all times while bad stuff's happening.

[Lunchbox]

And it sounds like there's a little bit of thought behind it, you know, like they just didn't smash a window. And when it's like a heist is.

[Bobby Bones]

A heist a money truck. Like, let's say in the States, if there's a Brinks truck and They. I don't feel like that's a heist, do you? I thought it's a robbery.

[Amy]

Yeah, but, I mean, I think it would fall under heist.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I think. I think you have to have an accent to really pull off a heist. Oh.

[Amy]

And if I was a driver one of those trucks, I don't think I could be because I'd be so nervous all the time.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I saw one going to the gas station, and he went backwards and, like, looked over before he got out of the truck. It was crazy, dude. It was an operation just for him to go get sweet tarts.

[Bobby Bones]

You're right. You got to be packing to get sweet tarts.

[Amy]

No, I mean, I just would be so paranoid all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

I would be paranoid that my driving partner would be inside man and be telling somebody where we were going. I'd really want to trust that partner because you don't do that thing by yourself. There's no way you're driving one of those money trucks by yourself. There's a team like that feels like a dangerous job because everybody knows that cargo you got right there in that.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like, though, for a heist, my personal definition, you have to have some sort of accent. I don't care what kind it is. It could be Spanish, French, British.

[Lunchbox]

It's not American.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's got to be an accent. You have an accent and you do some robin, and nobody gets hurt. But you take something more than 100 years old, that's a heist. Okay, let me go talk to Lucas about our last segment we did. Lucas, you're on the air. What's up? Lucas? Lucas, it's Bobby. Can you hear me now? We lost him. All right, thank you very much. Oh, we're back. We're back.

[Eddie]

We got Lucas.

[Bobby Bones]

Lucas is on the line. All right, you're on. Lucas.

[Lunchbox]

Hey.

[Bobby Bones]

Morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Now, Bobby, so I'm similar to you, right? My team loses, it ruins my weekend. I shut down. I want to lock myself in a dark room. I don't want to talk to nobody. But you're about to be a father, right? Yes. Yes. And I'm now a father of two. And you're going to realize now when you lose, there's more important things to worry about. And, you know, it's a little easier to handle. So I just wanted to give you some advice. It'll get better. Yeah, I actually plan to pass. One of the things I want to pass down to my child is this feeling.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So I don't want to lose it. I want to pass it down.

[Amy]

Well, so how are y' all gonna do that? Because.

[Bobby Bones]

Great question. We've already been talking about it a lot. Let me tell you, all the different teams, it has been a hot issue at the house.

[Amy]

Yeah. Y' all aren't passionate about the same exact team.

[Lunchbox]

So aren't you gonna let the child just.

[Amy]

Yeah. Let them decide.

[Bobby Bones]

I refuse.

[Amy]

Let them figure out who they want to be.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That's one thing I will not be doing is letting my future child figure it out on their own. They. It's tough. It's tough because her whole. I'm just outnumbered because her whole family. Oklahoma Sooner fans to the core. And then it's just me over here, my thumb, my butt going, woo, pig. But I do think me, man. There's a lot here, though. A lot of passion. Mine is super consistent. Hers, when it gets to basketball season, she doesn't really follow Oklahoma basketball that much. Me, I'm all in. We went to the basketball game this past weekend. It was an exhibition game. We went.

[Amy]

Since you're every sport. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But who knows? I'm sure we'll have to find. I'm just gonna make sure it hurts worse when we lose.

[Amy]

Well, did they win that game? The basketball?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, we killed them. But it was an exhibition game.

[Amy]

But that doesn't help your.

[Bobby Bones]

That didn't even count.

[Amy]

Well, it's still a win's a win.

[Bobby Bones]

And it was for charity. They give money to people, you know.

[Lunchbox]

I hate that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Steve]

No, it was.

[Bobby Bones]

It was an exhibition game and it was good, though. We had a good time.

[Amy]

You know what I found out my Valentine's Day plans are.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, it's October.

[Amy]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

December.

[Amy]

UVA is playing a basketball game here against somebody. Ohio maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Virginia's got a good basketball team. Traditionally.

[Amy]

Well, yeah. Apparently just found out that's exactly where we're going to be. And so now I need to get into UVA basketball.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't need to. You're good.

[Amy]

What? No, I do need to. I guess I just didn't know. Like, golly, we're not even done with football and we're already talking about basketball.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't stumble into two winning teams. It's going to drive me crazy. You can't. That's. Those aren't your teams stumble. Yeah. You can't stop. You can't meet somebody. They have teams and then all of a sudden they're your teams and you're over here. I got to go to all these championship games. This is going to drive me crazy.

[Amy]

I don't know. I just. I just. He said, go ahead and put this on your calendar. And I'm like, wait, that's February 14th. He's like, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, we're adults.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

We can do other stuff.

[Amy]

Right? Right.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Steve]

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[Bobby Bones]

It's the Anonymous Inbox. Anonymous Inbox There's a question to be had. Hello Bobby Bones. Something awkward happened at work. I could use your take. I got offered a promotion. Totally unexpected. I said yes. The only problem, one of my close friends at work really wanted the same position. Was Trying to get it. I can tell they're hurt. I feel guilty, but at the same time, I couldn't pass it up. I just don't know how to navigate it. Do I talk to them about it? Give them space, Ride it out. You have good insight about things like this. What do you think? Signed, Office Olivia. It is awkward if it's a real friend of yours, but first of all, congratulations. Aside from everything, let me remove every awkward, every friendship, every. You just got promoted at work. You deserve it. That's awesome. Like, embrace it. Go crush it and get another promotion if that's what you want. That's what your dream is. That's super cool. So first of all, congratulations. Second of all, that ain't you. Getting the promotion is not your fault. There is no fault associated with that. That is something that they're going to have to deal with. But I do think if it's a real friend, a conversation can happen. I don't think you avoid it because it's just going to create like. Like a language, a resentment, but, like an awkward tension.

[Amy]

No, it could be uneasy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but I think you have to go hit it head on or it's going to get a lot easier. It's going to get so much uneasier that it's going to be uneasier than the situation that you're in right now. Like, it's just worth it to go and talk about it. So I also wouldn't talk about it at work. Be like, hey, I got this promotion. I really wasn't expecting it. I know you were going for it. I really don't know what to say. But I. I don't even know what to say, what to say to her about it. But, yeah, you have to talk about it. If this is a real friend, if it's like somebody you just sit next to a screw and who cares? You're their boss. You tell them what to do. Yeah, I think you gotta talk about it. Right?

[Amy]

Yeah, I think it's okay to bring it up. But it is awkward because it's like. Like, hey, it's just a weird thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I don't even know how you would address it. Like, hey, I know you wanted this job. They gave me the promotion. Just so you know, I wasn't trying to get it over. I was trying to undercut you.

[Amy]

I think they probably know that.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. People think irrational whenever things happen that aren't.

[Amy]

I guess that's what I would want to clarify. I would say, just be direct to.

[Bobby Bones]

Me you got a promotion? I did.

[Amy]

What would you say to me? I think I would say, hey, Bobby, our friendship means a lot to me. So regarding this promotion, I want you to know, like, I. I didn't know that I was gonna get it. I think that you are super qualified. However, this is how it played out. So I wanna know, is there anything that you need to share with me that would help you feel better in this time? Because I don't want it to impact our friendship.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's very healthy. I think also you can do the thing too where I got this promotion, but I'm gonna be looking out. You're coming with me.

[Amy]

Can you guarantee that?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I'll be looking out.

[Lunchbox]

That's pretty generic, right?

[Bobby Bones]

I'll be looking out means you're gonna be looking out. And if there's like some stuff to look out for, you help them out.

[Amy]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Like you could, you could offer that.

[Bobby Bones]

We can't really grasp what we do specific. But what we can't say is if this is a real life friend, you have to say something about it because they're thinking about it non. And they're going resentful of you for a reason that's not fair to you.

[Amy]

And that's a good way to put it too. Like starting off with the words of our friendship means a lot to me. And if there's any resentment, can we talk about it now so that things aren't awkward and I know you may need time and I, you know, I.

[Bobby Bones]

Think you end it with, I'll be looking out.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'd be looking out for you.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll be looking out. So I get you up here with me, you have to talk about it. If it's a real life friend, I think that's our answer. We don't really have the words because we don't know you guys. But congratulations. First, don't feel guilt. Hey, let me say this again. Do not feel guilt about this. You deserve this opportunity. So do not let them and that friendship in that situation pollute this awesome part of it. There you go. And be looking out. That's what I'll be doing. I'm always, always be looking out. All right, close it up. They do not know the category. Let's play the Bobby Feud. Ranker asked the question, which Halloween candy do you always eat first? So you got him. There's the bag. Whole bag of candy. Kids got it. And you get to go in and eat whatever you want first. Which Halloween candy do you always eat? First. Now, Lunchbox finished last in the last round, so he's out. Amy, Morgan, Eddie, ready to go. Amy, you're first.

[Amy]

Kit Kat.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Kit Kat. Number three, answer. Were three points. Kit Kat.

[Amy]

Okay, Reese's.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Reese. I need you to be specific.

[Amy]

Oh, Reese's Cups.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Number one answer.

[Amy]

Okay, M. M's, minimums.

[Bobby Bones]

Number four, answer.

[Amy]

Now, with M and M's, do we have an opportunity to be more.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't answer questions. Hey. I don't answer questions.

[Amy]

Snickers.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Snickers. Number two answer. So you got 1, 2, 3 and 4. It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers, Kit Kats and M. M's Skittles. Show me Skittles. Wow. Down goes Frazier. Wow. Okay, over to Morgan. Morgan, the question is, which Halloween candy do you eat first?

[Amy]

I'm gonna go with a Twix.

[Bobby Bones]

Twix bar. Number five, answer, solid.

[Amy]

Okay, now I'm gonna go with a Butterfinger.

[Bobby Bones]

Butterfinger. Amy with 10 points, Morgan with five points. Eddie, over to you. Into the first round, I'm gonna move out of chocolate.

[Lunchbox]

So I'm gonna go to. Give me nerds.

[Bobby Bones]

Nerds. Number 10, answer.

[Eddie]

Hey, wow.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, maybe I'll go back into chocolate. Give me the old plain Hershey's chocolate bar.

[Bobby Bones]

Hershey's Bar. Number seven, answer.

[Eddie]

Whoa. Do we have a new leader?

[Bobby Bones]

So we got Reese's Peanut butter cups of one, Snickers at two, Kit Kats at three, M&M's at four, Twix at five, Hershey's Bar at seven, Nerds at 10. Right now, Eddie, you're up. 17. Amy, 10, Morgan, 5.

[Lunchbox]

Now, I don't like these, but I see them in the bag all the time. Give me Twizzlers.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, the old red licorice. Yes, Twizzle me. Now, we play three rounds of this game, so points are doubled in the second round. Amy, there are only three answers left. What do you got?

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Reese's Pieces.

[Bobby Bones]

Show me Reese's Pieces.

[Amy]

The Crazy Town.

[Eddie]

The crazy Reese's Pieces.

[Bobby Bones]

No, Ouija.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm gonna go out of chocolate. I'm going to Sour Patch Kids.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Sour Patch Kids.

[Lunchbox]

I thought that was good. Morgan.

[Podcast Narrator]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, over to you.

[Lunchbox]

Be a little specific here. Gummy bears.

[Amy]

What the.

[Bobby Bones]

I like gummy bears. But to go. I'm gonna be a little specific and then just go.

[Lunchbox]

There are different kinds of gumm.

[Bobby Bones]

But that wasn't specific. If there are, why would you not Do a specific one.

[Lunchbox]

I did the bears.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God. Okay, got it. Could have been worms.

[Lunchbox]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't tell them you got me. Okay, round three. Amy, you gotta get something.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Five.

[Eddie]

Here.

[Amy]

I know, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you need the list again or are you good?

[Amy]

No, I'm good. I have the list. I am debating if The M&Ms, you know, the variations are going to show up, because me, personally, I'm gonna eat a peanut M M first. But I said M M's, and you're like, that's at number four. Or whatever. Plain M M's. I would never.

[Bobby Bones]

You would never what?

[Eddie]

Eat them.

[Amy]

I don't eat those first. Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's the best M mm knows the regular milk chocolate.

[Amy]

But if you tell me something crazy, like there's, like, people are reaching for the Milky Way first, so I'm gonna be a little like. What are they, Three Musketeers?

[Eddie]

I've never seen someone give answers.

[Amy]

I don't really care.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

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[Eddie]

About a lot bars and there's people out there. This is unbelievable. Unprecedented.

[Amy]

Bobby, give me peanut M and M's.

[Bobby Bones]

Show her peanut Eminem.

[Eddie]

It was covered.

[Amy]

No, it's not already covered. It's different than the regular M M.

[Lunchbox]

I think that Buzz meant it's covered.

[Bobby Bones]

You're thinking of gummy worms.

[Better Picks Announcer]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Buzz, don't tell them.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my bad, My bad. Morgan, you're in last place. So if you get one right, you'll kick Amy out of the next round.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

If you don't, you are going to lose.

[Amy]

I know. And this is hard because there are some that I'm thinking of. I just don't know that they would be on a top 10 list. And I. One of them is a classic.

[Bobby Bones]

And one. Bit of honey. Bit of honey.

[Amy]

I do love a bit of honey.

[Bobby Bones]

Or those orange and black ones that are just. Just random. Orange and black.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, they're chewies. I don't know what they're called.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I know what you're talking about.

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, we kind of.

[Steve]

Dots.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't forget dots. That could be one of the top 10.

[Amy]

No, we kind of give these crap in that way, but everybody always eats them. I guess I'm gonna go with a Tootsie Roll.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

Those are always in there.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Amy said no.

[Amy]

Well, I mean, I love eating them. If a Tootsie Roll is on there and Skittles weren't. Hey, Sour Patch Kids wasn't.

[Eddie]

So I'm.

[Amy]

I'm going rogue. Or Sour Patch Kids.

[Eddie]

I agree.

[Bobby Bones]

She wants to see Tootsie Roll. Wow, Eddie, there are three left.

[Lunchbox]

Does that mean I won?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So you can do whatever. Hey, go Gummy Worms if you want.

[Lunchbox]

Well, no, because you already made me feel like that's not on there. I had options like Smarties.

[Eddie]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Those are always in there.

[Amy]

It's not what's always in there. It's what are you eating first.

[Bobby Bones]

Why not go with an apple?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, that's what was in there, too.

[Amy]

You know what, Eddie? I'll give you one. Do you not have one? Because if you're saying Smarties, I know he already won, so that's why I'll give it to him.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, what is your answer? Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Not Smarties. I'm gonna go with Whoppers. What?

[Bobby Bones]

What.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Is it?

[Amy]

Nestle Crunch.

[Bobby Bones]

Coming in. Number six, Nestle Crunch.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

How both of you?

[Lunchbox]

After the fact.

[Amy]

I do have.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, dude, they're very much Monday morning quarterbacks here after the game's over.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Well, can I make one guess?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Milky Way, Amy. And there's one more, and that is Starburst.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't make a guess. You didn't. You didn't get the honor to play the game.

[Eddie]

I know. That's why I wanted to just kind of participate at the end.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry, man.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what happens when body starts slapping. Okay, look, here's the thing. Eddie is the winner.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I won.

[Bobby Bones]

Congratulations.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Abel is a janitor at community high school in Nevada. Texas. He goes to all the volleyball games. All the students love him. He's always in the hallways giving high fives. Well, the volleyball team found out he walks miles every day to school because he does in my car. So they went to a car dealership and said, hey, we need to start a GoFundMe for this guy so we can get him a car. Students, teachers, parents, they raised $9,000. They set it up in the parking lot. And when he came walking out of school, they were going able, and they presented him with a brand new car.

[Bobby Bones]

It's awesome. Change his life.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, changed. Hit every day. Changed every day for him. That is an awesome story. Good job, guys. That is what it's all about.

[Better Picks Announcer]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. There is theory that I've seen a few times. I want to address it. Now. People are thinking and saying that my ankle surgery is me actually not having ankle surgery, but my wife going into labor. That's why I Will be missing if I miss any time. That's the new conspiracy theory around the Internet.

[Amy]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Not a bad one.

[Lunchbox]

Pretty good.

[Amy]

You walk fine.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't. No.

[Lunchbox]

He's been limping for years. You're not seeing him limp.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't believe you don't watch me walk a lot. When I walk through the hallway, it's like, look at that guy walk.

[Amy]

Did he tell you to say that?

[Lunchbox]

No. I saw him the other day, like, limping.

[Bobby Bones]

I limp constantly.

[Lunchbox]

Really legitimately.

[Amy]

I feel like he walks fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Back when we first started, you noticed all the little details. Amy. Now you don't notice anything.

[Lunchbox]

Amy. Back in the day, he used to skip and, like, go backwards a little bit. Now that skip's gone, I moonwalk into the studio.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's all gone. So that's the theory. I will neither confirm nor deny, but I think that's a good conspiracy theory. I like that. But my ankle surgery is scheduled for in. In less than two weeks. We'll say that. Okay. But do people schedule having babies?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. Oh, C sections.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, interesting. Interesting how that comes together again.

[Lunchbox]

The theory is pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I left and I've read it like five times in my DMs. I had this article that I was reading to experts because my algorithm feeds me parent stuff now.

[Lunchbox]

That's amazing. Like, that's crazy how that works.

[Amy]

Still crazy to you?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

I mean, I've accepted it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I mean, it's just part of life at this point.

[Amy]

In fact, I get disappointed if it doesn't. Yeah. Fed what I'm asking for. I'm sort of like, what's going on?

[Bobby Bones]

Experts found the parents make it a habit to hide important stuff from their kids, which is not helpful at all for their overall development. The number one thing that kids are ignorant of at an age when they should is how babies are made.

[Lunchbox]

So we're supposed to just let them in on it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Earlier.

[Amy]

Well, I mean, there's age appropriate ways to have a conversation.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, but the point is the age appropriateness for everyone they feel is a little too old. Because by the time the general person has the age appropriate in their mind talk, the kid already knows and has found out ways at school that probably aren't the ways you'd want them to find out. Correct.

[Amy]

Yeah. Yeah. I think that generationally speaking, like, each generation's got a little bit better about doing it earlier.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like the first words I've talked about this with my wife. First words that I want our baby to say are Penis. Vagina.

[Lunchbox]

First words.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because I want them to know that. I want to know where they came from first. Like, I wanted to know how.

[Amy]

Bobby, that's not. That's not all you have to explain. You don't just say penis, but it.

[Bobby Bones]

Has to start there.

[Amy]

Okay. It starts telling you it gets more often.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I'm gonna do. I want them come out, and their first words are penis, vaginas. And then we start from there so it's not awkward.

[Lunchbox]

What's that? Baby's first word.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys would be shocked to know the baby has two first words.

[Amy]

I think that's good, though. Like, so they know scientifically. Well, whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

V. Whatever.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Right.

[Amy]

Just knowing the scientific terms instead of, like, being like, you're BP and your hoo.

[Steve]

Ha.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Amy]

Or, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Second, not telling their kids about alcohol and its effects, smoking, and drug use, because, again, that's something that they are exposed to or is talked about in school before the parents even address it with them. Okay. Yep.

[Lunchbox]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

And the easiest way to have a conversation is to sit down with the whole family at dinner and just talk openly without judgment. Now, that line kind of seems like bull crap, because that's what you say, but it's almost impossible to do. The easiest way is to sit down at dinner and just. It sounds like a Brady Bunch.

[Lunchbox]

Well, what's crazy is that kind of happened to us. We were at a Mexican restaurant, and my wife and I got margaritas. And, like, all the boys go, that looks so good. And we're like, all right, now's the time.

[Bobby Bones]

And you said penis.

[Lunchbox]

First word. Margarita.

[Bobby Bones]

Have one.

[Amy]

Yeah, take a sip. And then normally they're like, oh, that's not as good as I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you do take a sip?

[Lunchbox]

I don't let them take a sip.

[Amy]

Oh, I do.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it would make them feel like it's super gross. Like Amy's, because I've never had a sip, but it smells so bad that if you can't have enough to get the fun effects of it, it would only come off as negative.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, I really try my best to not make alcohol a big deal. I don't. I. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean by a big deal?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm writing this down. Third word. Jack Daniels.

[Lunchbox]

I think Tequila shot.

[Amy]

Now, you have to. It's case by case, and you have to, like, try to know your kids as best as possible. But I think what we've really tried to do is not make it this huge deal. So that way it becomes this like, oh, what you want, what you can't have.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Other cultures do that a great job of that. Where alcohol is not a big deal, so you're exposed to it much younger. So then when you're older, the lack of exposure doesn't create over exposure, which then turns into bad habits and addictions.

[Lunchbox]

Then what's the talk? We're supposed to have to tell them how bad it can be to some people.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you just go shop or shot with them and teach them what it's like.

[Amy]

I saw a girl on we'll do it this weekend. I saw a girl on Tick Tock say that her parents, they told all their kids that if they smoke marijuana, like it's something hereditary in their family. They can't explain it, but it's happened to, you know, Aunt sue and Cousin Joe and whatever. The minute you smoke marijuana, you have to poop your pants. And so they.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, is that. Was that true, though?

[Amy]

No, but they thought.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I'm thinking it might be true.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody's body's different.

[Amy]

Yeah. And. But they said every time they were at a party, like, if they were offered weed or anything like, that they would be so mortified that they would instantly have to go to the bathroom. That they were like, no, we, we're.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's a lie.

[Amy]

It was a lie. But they were like, they were sharing on Tick Tock as, like a trend of, like, sharing lies your parents told you that you believe.

[Bobby Bones]

But this isn't about lies. This is about. This story's about honest.

[Amy]

I know, but it just made me think of that, like, oh, okay, well, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You can believe.

[Amy]

Like, that'll keep you off the drugs for a little bit.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I also want to fortunate as the drugs. That's from India. Parenting.com. anyway, that's. I get a lot of parenting stuff. And you know what else I've learned about parenting stuff is that not a single expert has it figured out?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

You know who's pretty good, though? Not Dr. Becky. She's pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. She got her degree. Well, she was just. She was just Aunt Becky to me.

[Lunchbox]

She wasn't.

[Bobby Bones]

And then she went back to school on Full House.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, her handle. You need to start following her now.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not.

[Amy]

But, Bobby, you're about to be a dad.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I'm figured out. I told my wife this. I was like, I didn't have models. Like, I didn't have parents that I have to either do better than or live up to or do different than. Right. You have. When you see a model, you either want to do better than them, you want to do way different than them because you don't agree with it. Or I forgot the other one. I said and so I don't have that. So I'm just gonna go, let's just feel it out and see what's up. That's my technique. Let's just fill it out and see what's up.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

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[Lunchbox]

They'll be fine.

[Amy]

I know you're gonna be fine. I just think that, you know, with.

[Bobby Bones]

This, with a, a statement of let's just feel it out and see what's up, what can go wrong?

[Lunchbox]

Nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

That's my point. I'm going to assume that everybody messages their friends. I'm also going to assume that sometimes you run into issues when messaging, especially during group chats. It is really important that my digital messaging is clear. No mistakes. It's also important when I send messages that they send quickly and that I get responses quickly. WhatsApp can help with all that. First, you can message privately with everyone in a group. Even if you're using totally different phones. Sent a message too fast and you regret it, no problem. Just edit it. And when the chat gets a little too intense, you can switch to a group video call and actually talk it out. Photos and videos come through clear messages get delivered without gaps or delays. Plus, WhatsApp has so many great features like polls, pinned messages, even event invites with RSVPs. So planning stuff just doesn't turn into a big ol mess. It just makes a lot of sense. It's time for WhatsApp message privately with everyone. Now streaming on Paramount, it is the epic return of mayor of Kingstown. From Taylor Sheridan, co creator of Landman and Antoine Fuqua, executive producer of the Equalizer, comes an all new season. Academy Award nominee Jeremy Renner returns as Mike McCluskey, an ex con fighting to keep peace inside and outside the prison walls of Kingstown. And now, with his brother Kyle behind bars, Mike must face off with a new warden played by Emmy award winner Edie Falco. Trapped in an unrelenting power struggle, Mike's world unravels. His control over Kingstown is threatened by Detroit's legendary and formidable gangster Frank Moses, played by BAFTA award winner Lennie James. Frank stakes his own claim in Kingstown's criminal underworld by forging a new partnership with Crip leader Bunny Washington. Putting Mike and Bunny's long standing friendship on the line. Caught between loyalty and survival. Mike must navigate treacherous alliances and deadly enemies, risking everything to protect those he loves in a place where trust is a liability and escape is not an option. Mayor of Kingstown an all new season now streaming on Paramount.

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[Amy]

In.

[Podcast Narrator]

The new podcast Hell in Heaven, two young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over. But one will end up dead, the other tried for murder. Not once. People went wild, not twice, stunned, but three times times. John and Anne Bender are rich and attractive and they're devoted to each other. They create a nature reserve and build a spectacular circular home high on the top of a hill. But little by little, their dream starts to crumble and our couple retreat from reality.

[Bobby Bones]

They lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts.

[Podcast Narrator]

Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Been to the doctor over and over again because you have a sharp pain in your side or what oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

It's been like, four months, and it's like the. To the left of my belly button. I can't run. I can't do anything. I mean, I bend over to pick something up, and there is a sharp pain.

[Bobby Bones]

So kind of describe on your body, you say left side of the belly button. Give us a little more detail.

[Eddie]

Like, it's above the hip bone. If you go down to your belly button and go about maybe 8 inches to your left, like, use your left hand, move it over 8 inches, right above the belt line. And it is just a sharp pain. Like, if I run, it's a sharp pain. If I. It's just so annoying. And it's been four months, and I've been to numerous doctors, and they're all just like, I don't know what it is, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Go to a different doctor. Go.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what they say. You walk in and they go, I don't know what it is, man. Go to a different doctor.

[Eddie]

Literally. I went to the doctor. They sent me for a CT scan. He's like, I don't see anything. It just must be gas. And I'm like, no, no, it's not gas, man. Like, I. It's been there for two months. So I go to another doctor, and they're like. Like, I'm like, is it a hernia? And they're like, no, no, I'm a hernia. I don't know what it is. Maybe go see a different doctor. That's literally what they say. And I'm like, do doctors just suck at their job? And they don't want to just tell me, like, what do I need to do? I'm in pain. I can't run. I can't do anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, use experience. Something similar.

[Lunchbox]

Same, man. But I didn't go to the doctor. I found out what it was, and yours was popcorn. I overdid. Popcorn.

[Bobby Bones]

I realized that you overdosed on popcorn.

[Lunchbox]

They had bottomless popcorn at the movie theater, like, because it happened one time, and that week I was like, dude, it hurts so bad. Then it went away. No problem.

[Bobby Bones]

You were yelling cancer on the show.

[Lunchbox]

I thought it could be cancer.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But then, like, a month later, I had the same pain again. And guess what I had done two days before that. Bottomless popcorn lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you been anywhere near bottomless popcorn?

[Eddie]

No, I haven't. And here's the crazy part. One doctor even told me. He's like, maybe it's your pelvic floor. Just look up some videos on YouTube and do some exercises. I'm like, what?

[Bobby Bones]

The way lunchbox interprets and translates his doctor to us.

[Lunchbox]

He.

[Bobby Bones]

Then none of them care about him. He walks in. Who cares? Man, you're good. Rub some dirt on it. Like, they have to actually have some empathy, sympathy. They have to actually have some bedside manner with you. They don't just. You don't just walk in and they're like, nah, man, we got nothing.

[Amy]

Sometimes they don't, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Every one of them. Every one of them. They've been to multiple. And every one of them, Amy, are.

[Amy]

Like that Lunchbox, I just. Just texted you a pain locator chart. If you could identify exactly where you have the pain, please, and be honest.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it your wiener?

[Eddie]

No, it's not my wiener.

[Bobby Bones]

Because, I mean, I get it. If you're embarrassed of that and you're like, oh, there's a pain, but it's your wiener. I think we should just say it because we can fix it faster.

[Lunchbox]

Honesty is the best thing.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

[Eddie]

No, here's the thing. Like, if I go running, the sharp pain is there the whole time, and it's just like, oh, so unbearable. I play soccer. I've done it a couple times and I'm able to play soccer, but, like, three minutes after the game, if I sit down and take my shoes off, the walk to the car. I can barely walk to the car. I'm in so much pain.

[Bobby Bones]

So what? Let's just diagnose them ourselves.

[Eddie]

It could be a tumor.

[Bobby Bones]

The doctors obviously don't care about him. I've never heard of multiple doctors not caring so much than his story.

[Eddie]

I'm literally telling you. One of the doctors told me it's probably your pelvic floor. Just Google some exercises on YouTube like. Like, it's probably my pelvic floor. We're not for sure, but just go ahead and Google some exercises. I'm not sure that's the way we're supposed to do things.

[Bobby Bones]

The. The problem, or at least the difficulty that I've had with a couple of injuries that are muscle related sometimes, is you're not going to really be able to see exactly what's wrong unless you do some really deep type scans.

[Amy]

Is CT scan not deep.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Amy, number six would be my pain in the chart.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's. Oh, that's his wiener.

[Eddie]

No, that's number six. Umbilical region.

[Lunchbox]

And O, your umbilical cord.

[Amy]

So it looks like it could be either your left kidney.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, hey, this is how Ed has a donated kidney.

[Lunchbox]

This could be it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

This is your moment.

[Bobby Bones]

Or.

[Amy]

Or your. Your descending colon.

[Bobby Bones]

What have you been doing back there, buddy?

[Eddie]

I. I don't know. I. I don't know what a descending colon is, but I tell you, like, getting up off the couch.

[Bobby Bones]

That was my nickname in college.

[Amy]

Descending.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, because he did say, like, you know, I can't do a lot of things, and he's only said running and soccer. Well, running.

[Eddie]

Well, like, physical activity, like, I can't do it.

[Sophia]

What about.

[Bobby Bones]

You know.

[Amy]

You know, what we're saying, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

Does it hurt when you make out?

[Eddie]

Oh, it hurts.

[Bobby Bones]

But I fight through it.

[Eddie]

Like, if. If I just reach my arm up like this, it's like, ah, I can feel the pain, and it's. I don't know what it is, and I can't figure it out, and no doctor will help me.

[Steve]

Me.

[Bobby Bones]

I would. I. What my suggestion would be what I think it would be. Just to think would be it's probably some kind of tendon, like, tear, like strain, because again, you're gonna have to do some image, some images deep down in order to see that. Sounds like what it is to me. Again, I'm not that kind of doctor.

[Lunchbox]

But you are a doctor.

[Bobby Bones]

But. But just of letters, so strain of a tendon, probably in that area. Is it on your right? Is it on your kicking side?

[Amy]

That's left.

[Eddie]

That's left. I use both feet. I mean, I'm ambidextrous.

[Bobby Bones]

That's cool.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but I'm telling you, it is so bad. I mean, for four months, guys, I've been in just this pain. And so then I even started going to physical therapy thinking, oh, this will solve it. And let me tell you, no, after two and a half weeks of physical therapy said, ah, no more. It's making it worse. Like, I am in so much pain.

[Lunchbox]

So what do you think?

[Amy]

It gets worse before it gets better?

[Lunchbox]

What are you thinking? Lunchbox cancer? What are you thinking?

[Eddie]

I. I thought it was a hernia. Because everything I Google hernia, and then I go to the hernia doctor. Like, not hernia. We don't know what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you looked up castration, if that'll help?

[Eddie]

No. Why would that help?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'll just check it out. Google it.

[Eddie]

No, I'm not doing that.

[Bobby Bones]

You're down to your last. You're down to your last options here. What do you also see over there?

[Amy]

Guys, this could be severe.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, see, because the Internet's not dramatic at all.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox, are you sitting down?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I am, but it hurts.

[Lunchbox]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

Now you say, is it. Is it in the belly button at all or just to the left of it?

[Eddie]

To the left. There are times, like, when the pain shoots down into the groin area or goes all the way across the front of my stomach.

[Bobby Bones]

Does it burn when you pee?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that eliminates that.

[Amy]

I mean, do you. Do you think you need to have your appendix looked at?

[Bobby Bones]

His what?

[Eddie]

I don't think everything I Google, though, is the appendix is on the right side.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, he said location six.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Go back.

[Amy]

Well, I know I went to six, and y' all like, well, if he needs kidney help, Eddie, you better step up.

[Lunchbox]

So six is kidney spot.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, call your doctor back and say, Amy said it was position six.

[Amy]

It specifically your left kidney and your descending colon. I actually have a yoga move that's supposed to help the descending colon.

[Lunchbox]

There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. What is it?

[Amy]

You need to pull your leg up. Like. Squeeze it. Almost like you're hugging your knees, but just pull. I don't know if it's the right or the left, but I guess in this case it'll probably be your left. So you pull your left leg up and squeeze it tight into your stomach.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

You know, you've done it before because I know you've gone to yoga class.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So I just lay on my back?

[Amy]

Yep. Lay flat on your back like you're in savasana. And then pull your left leg up your knee into your chest and hug it tight. Hug it tight.

[Eddie]

Squeeze.

[Amy]

Are you doing it?

[Eddie]

I mean, I. I. You want me to lay down right now? Yeah, right now.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's see if it helps.

[Lunchbox]

What's savasana? Do you know what that is?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's on the back.

[Amy]

Dead man's pose. Guys, Lunchbox has done a lot of yoga.

[Eddie]

No, I haven't done a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Yeah. Yes.

[Amy]

It's like. It's like his guilty pleasure.

[Bobby Bones]

He gets that. Has a chima. Tempeh tacos, peanut tempeh, whatever. He has his vegan tacos.

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[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Feel better? No. Okay.

[Amy]

Okay, well.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if anybody can call our voicemail line and leave us. If they also have pain in Area 6, that's key.

[Lunchbox]

You gotta know Area 6.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Or if they have had trouble with their descending colon. We could use some help. Yeah, one more thing.

[Amy]

I don't want to ask this, but we have to. Have you been constipated?

[Eddie]

No. Trust me, there is no constipation.

[Bobby Bones]

Just say no.

[Amy]

That's why I didn't want to.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't need to trust you.

[Eddie]

What's the big deal? Well, I'm not. I'm just saying. No, we're not gonna think less of.

[Bobby Bones]

You if you are. Okay, so you guys call us. Position six, descending colon, left kidney. Well, that area. Eight, seven, seven, seven. Bobby, if doctors won't. We will fix this ourselves. Between us and our voicemail line. We will fix this ourselves. Bones. Amy, you have said on record you will not sell pictures of your feet, Correct?

[Amy]

At this point in my life, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Doors always open at a later point, maybe, but. But right now, no. You don't want to sell pictures.

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

And it seems like feet. Like, that's pretty benign. Like, you know, we all have feet.

[Amy]

It's like, it would be easy money.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you do not want to do it. If somebody said, I'll give you 500 bucks for just a picture of your feet, you would say, no. No, thank you. Okay. There's a girl in Toronto. She is making money on video, and I just wonder if you would do this, because everybody does it, but she's 23 years old, and she has been making a ton of money selling videos of herself farting.

[Amy]

No. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it something you already do? You don't have to, like, put on a jar or anything. It's just on video. She says she's paid 2, 3, 400 bucks a person to just take.

[Amy]

This is just. I would feel weird, like I'm contributing towards someone's.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what they're doing.

[Amy]

Very odd fantasy.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not there, so I just.

[Lunchbox]

Is it, like. Are you clothed? Yeah, just farting.

[Bobby Bones]

They're not offering you the money, though. Eddie.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Wait.

[Amy]

Did they get the jar? No, no, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just a video.

[Amy]

That's really weird, but it's weird.

[Lunchbox]

Yay, Amy. Good money.

[Amy]

Yeah. I have a job.

[Bobby Bones]

Good money. Like, little rump trumpet, you ready to go?

[Eddie]

Trumpet?

[Lunchbox]

I've never heard.

[Eddie]

Well done.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, it's something about the human. Doesn't. Anybody does anyway, right? So if someone said 500 bucks a.

[Amy]

Video, there's a lot of things my human body does that I guess could earn me money and.

[Lunchbox]

What.

[Amy]

I'm not gonna do that.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't think you would, but I just wanted to flow to that. Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Ad/Promo Announcer]

Would you?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

You wouldn't?

[Eddie]

Are you kidding?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I guess you don't need the.

[Amy]

Money, but, I mean, guys just. Then do it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I'm down.

[Bobby Bones]

No one's.

[Lunchbox]

Nobody wants me hey, we get that.

[Bobby Bones]

For free all day.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

From those two.

[Amy]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Especially him. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, what I was gonna say, with the amount of gas I have, I can do it all day.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, you'd be like a factory.

[Lunchbox]

I can probably do a live. A 24 hour live.

[Bobby Bones]

People just put you on a live stream. Get onto Eddie's stream of gas.

[Amy]

It's gross.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it does feel kind of gross.

[Lunchbox]

Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you probably. I don't want to be too gross. So I'll say this and we'll move on. You probably. Your diet is affected by the work you have to do.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

You need to feed like, like you got to go.

[Bobby Bones]

Extra fiber. Yes. In order to do your work. Like if you're a weightlifter, you gotta do extra protein to make sure your muscles are big. Like if you're a bodybuilder. Here. Sure.

[Lunchbox]

Dairy, broccoli, all that kind of stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. So no feet, no farts?

[Amy]

Not at this time.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. At the time, no feet, no farts. Okay. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

A few years ago, Tim Heatherly of Missouri went to the doctor because his back was hurting. Doctor checks it out, turns out it was chronic kidney disease and he's going to need a new kidney. So the family's like, well, we need a new kidney. Let's all get checked. Nope, nobody in the family, friends, nobody was positive for a kidney donation. So the mom was like, let me just try going on Facebook. She posts on Facebook. Can anyone donate a kidney for my son? This guy, Joe Turner from Missouri, he says, you know what, let me get it checked out. He was a match. He's a 39 year old DoorDash driver, he's got three kids. It worked out a couple months ago the surgery was a success and Tim's got a new kidney.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's great. Especially from you. Someone who wants to donate.

[Eddie]

I mean, that could be you.

[Lunchbox]

These are the stories that we read and man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

How cool would that be?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm looking at that here. That's, that's great. Is that, what, where was it from again?

[Lunchbox]

Missouri, I believe.

[Bobby Bones]

Doesn't say.

[Lunchbox]

Well, the. Well, Joe's from Illinois and then. Yeah, Tim's from Missouri.

[Bobby Bones]

You're telling me kidneys can travel across state?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, that's more of a reason for you. You'll have to find somebody in your, in your neighborhood.

[Lunchbox]

You know what stood out?

[Bobby Bones]

What was that?

[Lunchbox]

Joe's 39 years old, I'm 46.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm always thinking like, it'll happen in the future, but, I mean, maybe. There's no time to waste.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a sign in a yard near my house that says, needs a kidney.

[Lunchbox]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

They. It's like one of those sometimes where, like, a kid ends up going to a college or a high school or homecoming. It's one of those. The two prongs that go in.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And it says, needs a kidney. But anyway. That's a great story. Awesome. I love it. That's what it's all about.

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[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. Wake up, Wake up in the morning. To put you through m riding this wig's next bit. Now Bobby's on the mic, so you know what this is? This is the Bobby. And now it is time for the morning corny.

[Eddie]

The morning corny.

[Amy]

Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe when reading his book?

[Bobby Bones]

Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe while reading his book?

[Amy]

It's Narnia business.

[Bobby Bones]

That was the morning corning.

[Amy]

Narnia.

[Lunchbox]

That's next level.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I got tired on the way there.

[Eddie]

What? What does it mean?

[Amy]

See?

[Lunchbox]

See? Here we go. Explain it, Amy.

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[Amy]

Narnia the lion, the Witch in the.

[Bobby Bones]

Wardrobe, the Chronicles of Narnia.

[Amy]

So, and the kid is in the wardrobe reading his book, and then the answer is, it's Narnia business.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, pretty good next level, but good.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, I'm gonna check out of this segment. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.

[Eddie]

This story comes us from Crawford County, Kansas. A man was driving a pickup truck Sunday evening. He's like, man, I need some gas. He pulls up to a house. He says, guys, guys, please, do you have any gas I can, you know, borrow? But whatever you do, don't call the police.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a weird thing to say. Whatever you do, don't call the police.

[Eddie]

So they gave him a little bit of gas.

[Bobby Bones]

They probably called the police.

[Eddie]

Then they called the police, and it was a stolen truck.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. He probably could have got the gas and got out of there had he not said, don't call the police. But he's a bonehead.

[Amy]

And then they did. So obviously he knows where they live.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he's gonna be in jail.

[Amy]

But when he gets out, I think.

[Bobby Bones]

He won't like jail. Therefore, he won't go back to them.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Eddie]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's the voicemail. Just wanted to say, so glad that you are back on 101.9, the bull I've missed listening to y' all and so glad you're back.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you for the call. Yeah, we have been put on a bunch of radio stations, some that we were already on, some that we were never on. We're always so grateful that anybody wants to put us on their station. So you could be hearing our voice again going, what the heck, we're back, baby. Or you could be hearing my voice for the first time going, what the heck? It's me, baby. Don't be offended by me calling you baby. I don't really say that. But yeah, we're super lucky that we're back there in a bunch of other places. So, yeah, show's doing pretty good. What can I say? Except thank you. All right, that's it. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel. And the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, discover more with Chase sapphire [e-mail] Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan Chase Bank, NA Member, FDIC, subject to credit approval terms apply.

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[Johnny Knoxville]

Hello, America's sweetheart. Johnny Knoxville here. I want to tell you about my new true crime podcast, Crimeless Hillbilly Heist from Smartless Media, Campside Media and big money players. It's a wild tale about a gang of high functioning nitwits who somehow pulled off America's third largest cash heist.

[Eddie]

Kind of like Robin Hood, except for the part where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I'm not that gyprous.

[Johnny Knoxville]

It's A damn near inspiring true story for anyone out there who's ever shot for the moon, then just totally muffed up the landing.

[Bobby Bones]

They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape. So we're sitting like, oh God, what do we do? What do we do?

[Eddie]

That was dumb. People, do not follow my example.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Sophia]

I live below a cult leader and I fear I've angered her.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait a minute, Sophia, how do you know she's a cult leader?

[Sophia]

Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm Not Afraid of a Scary Story week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals and now my ceiling is collapsing. I tried to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold up A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue.

[Sophia]

Clue, Dakota. Find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Eddie]

Hey, I'm Kyle McLaughlin. You might know me as that guy from Twin Peaks, Sex and the City, or just the Internet Stand. I have a new podcast called what Are We Even Doing? Where I embark on a noble quest to understand the brilliant chaos of youth culture. Each week I invite someone fast fascinating to join me to talk about navigating this high speed roller coaster we call reality. Join me and my delightful guests every Thursday and let's get weird together in a good way. Listen to what Are We Even doing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast.