MON PT 1: Bobby And Amy Had Very Different Easter Weekends + Is Amy Okay? + Lunchbox Starts His Punishment + Bobby Feud: Things Kids Get Grounded For

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show | April 21, 2025

Episode Title: MON PT 1: Bobby And Amy Had Very Different Easter Weekends + Is Amy Okay? + Lunchbox Starts His Punishment + Bobby Feud: Things Kids Get Grounded For
Host: Bobby Bones
Producer: Premiere Networks
Release Date: April 21, 2025

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1. Different Easter Weekends: Bobby vs. Amy

The episode opens with Lunchbox sharing an intriguing and somewhat eerie TikTok trend where users age deceased celebrities using AI, accompanied by Eric Clapton’s "Tears in Heaven." This sparks a conversation about how such trends can be unsettling, especially when personal experiences intersect with them.

Lunchbox (00:33):
"There's a trend on TikTok where they play 'Tears in Heaven' and show celebrities who have died as older versions of themselves. It's creepy, especially seeing someone like JonBenet Ramsey depicted as a 35-year-old."

The discussion naturally transitions to personal anecdotes. Lunchbox reveals that his Easter weekend was spent in Fayetteville with family, attending church and enjoying time with nieces and nephews. In contrast, Amy describes her Easter spent in Charleston, emphasizing the lush environment and delightful food, which she found to be a rejuvenating experience.

Amy (55:15):
"I went to Charleston, and it was amazing. The food was incredible, and just walking around and enjoying the sights was exactly what I needed."

2. Is Amy Okay? Addressing Personal Challenges

Midway through the episode, Lunchbox checks in on Amy, expressing concern over her demeanor. This leads to a heartfelt conversation where Amy opens up about her struggles with perimenopause and the emotional toll it has taken on her.

Breakfast (27:38):
"Are you okay? I've noticed you seem a bit off lately."

Amy (28:08):
"Mentally, I feel like I'm doing well, but hormonally, it's out of control. I snapped on a call at work, and it wasn’t professional. I’ve been dealing with pain and emotional stress, and it's been a tough time."

The hosts offer supportive words, discussing the importance of mental health and the challenges of balancing professional responsibilities with personal well-being. Lunchbox encourages Amy to seek further support if needed.

Lunchbox (30:04):
"I’m sorry that happened at work. Take a breath and take care of yourself."

3. Lunchbox’s Punishment Segment

A segment of the show involves Lunchbox facing a playful punishment for losing a game. He ends up wearing a comical hat labeled "Ask me about syphilis" along with other humorous accessories like "truck nuts." This light-hearted punishment adds humor to the show and engages listeners with visual antics.

Lunchbox (19:55):
"Now, let's crown the jewels. Everyone close their eyes. Lunchbox is going to wear these around his head."

Amy (20:03):
"Those are huge."

The segment concludes with Lunchbox humorously embracing his new look, while the team jokes about his transformed appearance.

4. Bobby Feud: Top Reasons Kids Get Grounded

One of the highlights of the episode is the "Bobby Feud" game segment, where the hosts compete to identify the top reasons kids get grounded. The game, inspired by a survey of 2,000 parents, covers various infractions ranging from bad grades to sneaking out.

Bobby Feud Host, Lunchbox (10:44):
"A survey asked 2,000 parents, what's the last thing you grounded your kids for? Let's see who can guess the top 10 answers."

Throughout the game, Lunchbox, Eddie, Amy, and Morgan provide humorous takes on each reason, such as lying, stealing, bad grades, and fighting with siblings. Eddie ultimately wins by correctly identifying the most common reasons, highlighting parental concerns in a fun and engaging manner.

Eddie (15:16):
"I feel like I could have gotten those three. I'm not satisfied with my win."

Lunchbox (16:00):
"That means you are a true champion. Like, you won and you're still not satisfied. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox."

5. Good News and Listener Stories

Following the game segment, the hosts share uplifting stories submitted by listeners. Notable highlights include:

• Kate Fletcher, a high school English teacher from Virginia, who organizes the Lion Pride Runs—challenging runs to raise funds for student scholarships.

  Morgan (16:15):
  "She ran a 45-mile run in one day and has raised over $100,000 for scholarships."

• Andrew Menino from Florida, who heroically saved four teenagers from a riptide during a beach outing.

  Eddie (41:08):
  "He dives into a riptide, grabs two teenagers, and helps the lifeguards save the rest. Andrew is a hero."

These stories serve to inspire listeners and emphasize the positive actions within the community.

6. Morning Corny and Humor Segments

Adding levity to the episode, Amy and Lunchbox engage in the "Morning Corny" segment, exchanging pun-filled jokes. While some jokes are deemed too risqué for the early hours, the hosts maintain a playful atmosphere.

Amy (42:42):
"What happens if you fight a dinosaur? You get Jurassic'd."

Lunchbox (42:43):
"Jurassic'd. Oh, wow. That was the Morning Corny."

Additionally, the hosts tackle humorous stories such as a listener's misguided attempt to sabotage his girlfriend's cruise by falsely reporting a bomb threat, resulting in an eight-month prison sentence.

7. Listener Interactions and Closing Remarks

Towards the end of the episode, Lunchbox and Amy discuss ongoing personal matters and wrap up with final jokes and news bits. The episode concludes with a mention of upcoming events, such as the Top Shelf Country Cruise featuring artists like Keith Urban and Luke Bryan.

Lunchbox (66:22):
"Country cruise, setting sail. February 27th to March 6th, 2026. It's not just a cruise; it's a country music experience at sea."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Lunchbox (00:33):
  "There's a trend on TikTok where they play 'Tears in Heaven' and show celebrities who have died as older versions of themselves. It's creepy."

• Amy (28:08):
  "Mentally, I feel like I'm doing well, but hormonally, it's out of control. I snapped on a call at work, and it wasn’t professional."

• Eddie (15:16):
  "I feel like I could have gotten those three. I'm not satisfied with my win."

• Morgan (16:15):
  "She ran a 45-mile run in one day and has raised over $100,000 for scholarships."

• Amy (42:42):
  "What happens if you fight a dinosaur? You get Jurassic'd."

• Lunchbox (16:00):
  "That means you are a true champion. Like, you won and you're still not satisfied. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox."

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Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends light-hearted humor with sincere conversations about personal challenges and community stories. From discussing Amy’s health struggles to engaging in fun games like Bobby Feud, the hosts create an engaging and relatable experience for their audience. Notable segments, such as Lunchbox’s playful punishment and the inspiring good news stories, provide a balanced mix of entertainment and heartfelt moments.

Listeners who tune in can expect a dynamic blend of humor, support, and engaging content that resonates with everyday experiences and celebrates community heroes.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Here we go. Come on, Bobby.

[Amy]

Transmitting.

[Lunchbox]

Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show morning studio. Morning, Bones. So I'll tell you a story. Tell me if it's creepy or not or if you'd have been sad, but there is a trend on Tik Tok, and they play Tears in heaven, which is the Eric Clapton song. You know, it's just a guitar part, for the most part. It goes, would you know my name if I saw you in heaven? And that song was originally written about Eric Clapton's kid, young kid, the window washer and their skyscraper left the building as he was climbing the building, left the window unlocked, and the kid pushed and fell out of the building. And so I wrote that song like, would you know my name if I saw you in heaven? Because the kid was so young. And so there's a Trend on. On TikTok, and it's creepy. I'm interested. And I watched some of the videos, but they show people, celebrities who have died, but they show them, if they were alive now, like, what they would look like. And so they're playing would you know my. And there's a picture of JonBenet Ramsey, but she's a full adult. She's like 35.

[Amy]

Oh, so it's like children that have died.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's anybody who's died, they show them at the age they would be today.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

And so it's one after the other, and you're like, I can't watch this. Let me watch another one. And then it's like Tupac. And Tupac's an older man now because he'd be like 65 or 70.

[Eddie]

What does he look like?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, gray. It has Kurt Cobain, Kaylee Anthony, who is Casey Anthony's young kid. And so she's like a teenager. And so. And they have different versions of these now. I get them all the time because I watched one probably a little too much. So it Pops up my algorithm, and it's the same thing. It's that music. Steve Irwin, who's an older man now, if they hadn't died, what they would look like now. Gabby Petito, although she just died, so she didn't look that much different. Yeah, but that's the whole thing. Chris Farley's like an old fat guy now.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow.

[Lunchbox]

So I was kind of talking about this trend on our sports show, 25 whistles, because they had done some sports guys and some wrestlers, like the Ultimate Warrior. And Eddie's like, you should do your mom.

[Eddie]

Well, you know, it didn't quite jump to that. I said, I wonder how a loved one would feel to see their person, you know, whoever died, do that. And so I said, like, like your mom. Like, well, would you want to see your mom?

[Lunchbox]

So I really had. And it was a very quick struggle, like within, like, three seconds in my head, do I want to do this? So I went to AI. I went to Chat GPT, and you can put a picture of the men and go, age this picture. And so my mom, she died when she was 47. She wasn't that much older than I was. She got pregnant at 15. So she died and, you know, sadly had a long history of drugs and alcohol abuse. And it wasn't a good ending for her. Heck, it wasn't a good beginning for her. But I. I put the picture in.

[Morgan]

You did it.

[Lunchbox]

I did, Yeah, I did.

[Amy]

So. So how old would she be now?

[Lunchbox]

61.

[Amy]

Okay, she's 61. And now you know what she looked like.

[Lunchbox]

And so I put. I put a picture.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Lunchbox]

And then I pulled up, and it's like a picture of my mom, like, older.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Lunchbox]

And it was so. I don't know, is bizarre because I'm like, dang, that'd be crazy. But then it also is like, dang, like, what if my mom would have been able to, like, get clean and, like. Like, my sister has kids, eventually we'll have kids. Like, she could have, like, known her grandkids. But all because Eddie goes, do your mom. You know, and then I could have been like, eddie, do your dad. But his dad died a few months ago.

[Eddie]

Yeah. We wouldn't look the same.

[Amy]

Yeah, golly. Well, still.

[Lunchbox]

And this is it. You can see this isn't like a be sad or happy.

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

But first of all, AI does really weird things. Chat GPT allows you to do all kinds of stuff. We put Stanley the Bulldog in and said, make him human, because they have that feature, too where you can make them look like what a human being would look like. And it's like this, you know, chubby dude, white dude, like, big jaws, bald head, sitting on the floor. But, yeah, no, it was kind of a weird thing to, like, see my mom older.

[Amy]

Well, now you. When you think of her, do you think you'll think of her young or like that?

[Lunchbox]

She was never like that to me. That's not.

[Amy]

I know, but now that it's in your head, this is just a picture of her.

[Eddie]

It's not real.

[Lunchbox]

It'd be like. If I did one of me or any of you guys. Yeah. The last I remember of my mom was her being in her 40s, but I thought that. I thought it was funny that Eddie just goes, do your mom? Like, out of nowhere. And then it was kind of just weird to, like, look at.

[Amy]

So do you recognize her?

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, it's my mom with, like, gray hair and more wrinkles.

[Amy]

Yeah. So you would recognize her if you saw her.

[Lunchbox]

What, you bringing her in? Is this, like, the longest.

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Deepest break ever.

[Amy]

Well, isn't that the song? What Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven yeah, this ain't heaven.

[Lunchbox]

I got news for you guys. It's too early in the morning here to be heaven. Yeah, this is some crap.

[Amy]

Do we. Do we age in heaven?

[Eddie]

That's a good question.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think anybody knows the answer to that. I don't think we do, so. But that would have been her if she were alive right now. Yeah. It's not they're dead. It's if they're alive right now. That whole thing is they're just playing a sad song about people dying. But, man, when you see JonBenet Ramsey as an adult, that's bizarre.

[Amy]

Does it look like Morgan?

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness, it's Morgan.

[Lunchbox]

It's like a mix of Morgan and my wife.

[Eddie]

Weird.

[Lunchbox]

Like, duh. Yeah. Some of them, though, are really tragic. Like the Kaylee Anthony one. They're both tragic, but JonBenet Ramsey was when we were so young. Like, we're way younger than when the Casey Anthony stuff happened.

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

But anyway, if you put your dead parent in there, it's gonna be weird.

[Eddie]

Don't recommend it.

[Lunchbox]

It's gonna be weird. Especially if they weren't old when they died. Then you see the mold. It's a whole range of emotions. But if you feel like seeing. It's like a Black Mirror episode almost. If you feel like seeing it, get chat GBT and type in your young relative and go age them 20 years or age them to today, and it'll show you a picture of what they would look like.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Sorry, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Don't hate you for it. I thought about it a lot afterward. Sorry. Yeah, but the whole thing's on 25 whistles. If you want to hear me be like, oh, my God, why would you even suggest that? Oh, how about that? There she is, Bones.

[Morgan]

It's the anonymous inbox.

[Lunchbox]

Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had.

[Raymundo]

Hello, Bobby.

[Lunchbox]

Bones. I've been working at a small company for three years. My boss has always treated me like a friend. Texting me, joking around, a meeting, sometimes over sharing his personal life. Recently, he's been going through a messy divorce. In our once breezy relationship has turned to him calling me after hours to vent or cry about his failed marriage. I've tried to cut it off by not responding after a certain hour, but now he's bringing it up at work, pulling me into his office for quick chats. I don't want to miss therapist, but I'm afraid that if I try to establish hard boundaries, it's going to jeopardize my job. Do I continue being his emotional support or risk my job? Signed therapist to my boss. That's interesting. Well, you kind of painted yourself in that corner, doing all the easy stuff, the texting, joking around. Like, you kind of had set the basis of the relationship where there is just going to be sharing of extra personal stuff for good. And now he's doing it for bad, which he probably feels that it's the same, like, he's sharing as he has with somebody that he's always shared with. So I don't think that he's acting in any way that's been different from the beginning. However, if it's making you uncomfortable, you do have to set some sort of boundary. The problem is, yeah, it's probably going to affect your job, and it wouldn't affect your job had you not been there for all the texts, jokes over sharing. You're all buddy buddy with them, doing all this extra stuff. But now you're like, it's extra, but it's not fun. So you're like, I don't like it anymore. Kind of not fair about you.

[Amy]

I also feel like it could die down, like, once. This is like a season of his life. So if you just ride the wave, like, you probably won't be dealing with this forever, and it sucks.

[Lunchbox]

I get it. You don't want to be there for somebody's whining and crying, but you were there for the laughing and the fun.

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

I would say this one. If you just push it away, it.

[Amy]

Will affect your job, which that's not.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Fair. But it's true. But I would use it in the opposite way. I would use it to climb up.

[Amy]

Like, how I'm picturing you now giving him. Like, bring him down even further, take his job.

[Lunchbox]

The closer you get to people that make decisions, decisions generally good or bad in whatever way. Like, people like to promote and work around people they like to be around. Like, this is your opportunity to use that relationship for that. And. And obviously, you're not creating that relationship from that, but that is something you can take from that. So instead of looking at it as worried about my job. No. Use this as an opportunity to get closer, do what you're doing, and have him help you move to a higher spot. I guess that's just what you do for your friends, so. Because you're not gonna be able to get out of it because you were there for the good, now you got to be there for the bad. And it will affect your job. I'm not saying it should, but it will.

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

So instead of worrying about if you're gonna get fired, think about how you can actually benefit from this. A lot of times people see obstacles and go, can't do it. But most of the time, an obstacle is the opportunity to find a different way to do it that no one else has been doing it. Yeah. Not a necessity. But then those avenues are often the ones that people mimic because they're so original.

[Amy]

Look at yourself as the chosen one.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know about that. Then you get the whole Jesus complex. I'm gonna step out of that one.

[Amy]

I didn't mean like that, but there's other employees like, you might be the Messiah. No, but I mean, you have this direct line to the boss, and other people probably want that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Use it. You're there for them. Like Amy said, it's not gonna last forever. But you kind of painted yourself into this corner with all the early stuff, because if you didn't like the initial stuff, you could have made that boundary then, and you didn't. All right, there you go. Close it up. Let's play the bobby feud. Top 10 things kids get grounded for. There are 10 answers on the board. A survey asked 2,000 parents, what's the last thing you grounded your kids for? Top, top, top, Top, top, top 10 answers on the board. Lunchbox. You won the dice roll backstage. Your first. What you got?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Lying Winner can Play for this five dollar bill right here.

[Morgan]

Oh, it just got interesting, folks.

[Lunchbox]

Lying. Show me lies. Number five answer.

[Morgan]

Yeah, Stealing.

[Lunchbox]

Show me stealing. I didn't wonder if he was gonna go. Commandments.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Thou shalt not do all this.

[Eddie]

Covet thy neighbor's wife.

[Lunchbox]

That's a tough one for a kid, but I hear you, Eddie.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna go with grades. That's number one.

[Lunchbox]

Show me bad grades. Number one answer.

[Eddie]

And then the bad mouth, the bad.

[Lunchbox]

The swearing.

[Eddie]

Using bad words.

[Lunchbox]

Bad, bad language.

[Eddie]

Bad language.

[Lunchbox]

Bad swear. Okay, show me that. Number nine answer is using bad language. I will have you get more specific if I need you to. Go ahead. Okay.

[Eddie]

What was that one? Bad language. Okay, talking back.

[Lunchbox]

Shall we talk it back? There are four answers off the board. Bad grades at 1, talking back at 2, lying at 5, and using bad language at 9. These are the top 10 things kids get grounded for.

[Eddie]

Eddie, stop fighting with your brothers. Fighting.

[Lunchbox]

Fighting with siblings. Number seven. Wow, wow, wow.

[Eddie]

Not finishing their food.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

They didn't eat all their food.

[Eddie]

I was pointing, guys.

[Lunchbox]

All right, Amy, little kibbles and bits on the board. There are five answers left. Up to you.

[Amy]

Sneaking out.

[Lunchbox]

Sneaking out. Number four answer. Good job.

[Amy]

Okay, social media specify Sneaking it. Lying it. Lying about it. Doing bad things on it. Sneaking it. I just think social media, like, it was involved in, like. Like they're not supposed to have.

[Lunchbox]

Not supposed to be on social media, but not in any way. Okay.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

All right, so after round one of three, Eddie with 19, Lunchbox with five, Amy with four. However, points are not doubled. Lunchbox.

[Morgan]

How many are. What are left?

[Lunchbox]

3, 6, 8, and 10.

[Morgan]

Okay, so there's still. There's still time. Okay. Watching unapproved shows.

[Eddie]

Well, that's good.

[Lunchbox]

TV shows they weren't allowed to watch. Eddie, give me breaking curfew, not coming home when they said they'd be home. That's number three answer. Let's six points. Eddie's just running wild here on the board.

[Morgan]

Sounds like his kids are pretty bad.

[Eddie]

You have four kids, so, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

The odds are they could.

[Morgan]

One of them.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

So that's what I'm trying to do. Mentally. I'm trying to think of like, all right, what do they do wrong? What do they do wrong?

[Lunchbox]

You got bad grade. You also have all ages, too. Yes.

[Eddie]

From lowest is 6 all the way to 17.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Bad grades, talking back, breaking curfew, sneaking out and lying. That's tough. Top 5, you have fighting with siblings at 7 and bad language at 9. 3 Answers still on the Board.

[Eddie]

Man, I'm going to go with breaking something.

[Lunchbox]

Break it down, Bum. Amy, points are doubled.

[Amy]

Partying.

[Lunchbox]

Partying.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Points are now tripled. 6, 8, and 10 are still on the board. Plenty of time left. Lunchbox.

[Morgan]

Yeah. It's my turn, man. Oh, that's a good question, man.

[Lunchbox]

2,000 parents were asked, what's the last thing you grounded your kids for? Top 10 answers on the board.

[Morgan]

Drug use.

[Amy]

Oh, is that partying?

[Lunchbox]

I could be more specific. Drug use.

[Morgan]

Guess what cool is that nowadays, Eddie?

[Eddie]

I mean, I don't even know. We already said this. Underage drinking. Did we say that?

[Lunchbox]

Is that partying?

[Eddie]

It's kind of partying.

[Lunchbox]

Dang it. Yeah. Amy, you can win now. Points are tripled if you get eight or ten. There's three left. Six, eight, and ten. Eight or ten, you win.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Six keeps you alive.

[Amy]

Bad driving.

[Lunchbox]

Show me getting in trouble. Speeding or driving.

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought you had that, Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I threw a little wink on there. Acting like.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that was good.

[Lunchbox]

Incorrect. So, first of all, Eddie is the winner. 25 points. Eddie Grounds his kids the most. You are the winner.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. You got to do discipline.

[Lunchbox]

The other answers on the board were at number six, not doing their chores.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

At number eight, getting in trouble at school.

[Eddie]

That's obvious.

[Lunchbox]

And at number 10, disrespecting parents. Eddie, how do you feel about that win?

[Eddie]

I mean, I feel like I could have gotten those three. So I'm not satisfied with my. My win. Could have done better.

[Lunchbox]

That means you are a true champion. Like, you won and you're still not satisfied. It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.

[Morgan]

Kate Fletcher is a high school English teacher in Virginia, and she loves to run. Back in 2016, she's like, Can I do something with my running and for my students? So she started this Lion Pride run where she does all these weird runs every year to raise money for her kids.

[Lunchbox]

What's a weird run?

[Morgan]

Like one, she did a 105 mile run.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, like crazy amount. Yeah. Got it.

[Morgan]

And then another one. She did 24 hours straight of running. Just however far she could go in 24 hours.

[Lunchbox]

Holy crap.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

That's not weird.

[Eddie]

That's no stuff.

[Lunchbox]

That's wild.

[Morgan]

I consider those weird.

[Lunchbox]

I thought it'd be like she runs in a chicken costume.

[Morgan]

Well, she does seem to run with a 2. 2 on.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

But this year, she ran a 45 mile run in one day. She started at 4am Stopped by the coffee shop, got a donut, ran through town, and she's raised over $100,000 for scholarships for her students with these runs.

[Amy]

Oh, cool.

[Lunchbox]

In more ways than one. That is awesome. Hey, speaking of running, I first. I know. Lunchbox. Remember this? Amy May, Remember this? Remember the girl who. She couldn't walk forward. She really struggled walking, but she could walk backward and she could run, and that was it. She couldn't walk forward. She was like, yeah, it was a news story.

[Amy]

Yeah, it was a neurological thing, honestly.

[Morgan]

And she said it was the flu shot.

[Lunchbox]

She say blamed it on vaccines, something. The whole thing was fake. She said now because she's out now she's out while she's talking about it. She was like, she had these anti vaxxers way back then convince her to do this, and it was all fake. Every bit of it was fake.

[Amy]

Oh. I mean, I guess I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised either at the time.

[Lunchbox]

Forever ago. Like, I remember that because she couldn't walk. I mean, she would, like, walk, but it was like. Like she had been shot. But then when she walked backward, no problem. She could talk, walk, or she had to run. And then they blamed it on vaccines, but it was all a lie. They put her up to it. Wow. Yeah, my mind was blown, too.

[Morgan]

And we're just now finding out about this? Like, where is she?

[Lunchbox]

We are.

[Morgan]

I know, but, like, her neighbors, why. Why didn't they come out and be like, man, we saw her walking forward yesterday.

[Lunchbox]

You know, and maybe they did, but you're talking 15 years ago. There really wasn't the same kind of social media as today, so I don't know, but just want to update you guys on that one, too.

[Eddie]

I don't think your story.

[Lunchbox]

Your story's great.

[Morgan]

No, no, but that's pretty great, too. She pulled off a good prank that.

[Lunchbox]

I thought the same thing. I was like, wow, she committed to the bit. I love someone who commits to a bit.

[Eddie]

But then she told everyone. So that's like 15 years later.

[Lunchbox]

It was like when I did the billboards, and I was like, go away, Bobby. I didn't say anything for years. And then I put in a book.

[Eddie]

You know, pretty crazy.

[Lunchbox]

That's what's up. Okay. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Bones. Quick rec cap. Lunchbox just kept losing games. He said, hey, I want to play this game, and if I lose, I'll do the punishment. We spin the wheel, it lands on, and I'll stay at once and one time only. The truck nuts that truckers or trucks Hang from the back. And they're gross, but it's testicles, you know? And so he has to wear them for a week as his punishment. But he's like, okay, double or nothing. If I win, I don't want to wear those. But if I lose, we have a hat that says, asking me about syphilis. He took a syphilis test. The company that we use their test sent us all the free stuff. So he has to wear a hat, says, ask me about syphilis. He lost. He lost again. There's a T shirt says, ask me about syphilis. So we're going to do the crowning of the jewels. Yeah, the crowning of the jewels first. And so, Mike, would you mind bringing them over to me? Everybody close their eyes for a second. I want you to see them as I hold them up. Okay, Everybody close their eyes. So Lunchbox is going to put these around his head and he's gonna wear them. So everybody raise up. So we have two colors here. First of all, we have the flesh toned. You can open your eyes.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh. That is not what I was expecting.

[Lunchbox]

It'll be a rope.

[Amy]

Disgusting.

[Lunchbox]

And it'll hang like a necklace.

[Amy]

Those are huge.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they're big.

[Lunchbox]

Or we have blue.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's funny.

[Lunchbox]

Now blue, though you may not know what it is. Blue just looks like I can. It's the ottoman. We're gonna vote. It's gotta be flesh, right?

[Amy]

Yeah, but turn it around. Turn the flesh around. You had it the other. There you go. There you go.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, my. Those are disgusting.

[Lunchbox]

So, Mike, if you want to put these on the chain.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. Oh.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Eddie]

It's like a choker chain. So those are gonna be right up on his neck.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we will. And you'll be able to see this on social media all week long. Mike's have to put it on you.

[Eddie]

Because I'm wearing Proud, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What are you doing?

[Lunchbox]

Just let Mike do it. Just let Mike.

[Morgan]

It feels weird having Mike.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Like, I'd rather have Amy or Morgan do it. You know what I mean?

[Amy]

Like, make sure that the.

[Lunchbox]

There we go. Now they're going around his neck. Yep.

[Morgan]

I mean. Oh, man. That's very good chain, dude.

[Lunchbox]

That's like, you know, it's not super chokey. I thought it'd be a little more chokey. I know.

[Morgan]

It's choking.

[Eddie]

No, it's good.

[Amy]

It's up there.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I'm looking at it. That's not. That's not a. Anyway, that's a. That's straight.

[Amy]

Yeah, but it's definitely higher up than I thought.

[Lunchbox]

It can't be too low. You won't see it. Cuz the table.

[Amy]

Good point.

[Eddie]

So he has to wear those and the. Ask me about syphilis.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So now we will do the crowning of the hat. This is a purple hat. LSU colors. Purple, gold. And it says, ask me about syphilis. And this hat stays on all week.

[Eddie]

All the time, everywhere he goes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Headphones off. Lunchbox.

[Morgan]

I'm not gonna be able to wear while I work, man.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. No, you have to.

[Morgan]

I can't.

[Lunchbox]

Headphones go over a hat. I wear hats every day. Eddie has one on right now.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Morgan]

I'm not bald.

[Lunchbox]

No. You can't put the headphones over to ask me about.

[Morgan]

I literally can't see it, guys. I have no idea.

[Lunchbox]

You've never. Have you ever worn a hat in your life?

[Morgan]

Yeah, Mike put it on. It was too tight. It wouldn't fit. Relax.

[Amy]

Jeez.

[Morgan]

I just put my headphones on like a.

[Lunchbox]

No, you tried with the chain as well. He's got. Not his chest, not his head. Dang, you look good.

[Eddie]

That does look good, dude.

[Lunchbox]

You do look good.

[Eddie]

Official.

[Lunchbox]

We should have him stand on stage, do, like, a little modeling shoe. I've never seen you look more you. There he is. Morgan's got the camera out taking pictures. All right, so we get that if you want. Did he lose the shirt? Does he have to wear the shirt?

[Eddie]

I think he has to wear the shirt too.

[Lunchbox]

We can put the shirt on him later.

[Eddie]

And the shirt is everywhere he goes as well.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that was every. That was everywhere.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

The shirt is asking about syphilis as well.

[Eddie]

So, like, if he takes his kids to, like, baseball games, he's in a.

[Amy]

Syphilis shirt, but not the. So that's. I mean, do you have kids stuff? This maybe coming up.

[Morgan]

Do you have kids?

[Amy]

I do, yeah.

[Morgan]

You have kids stuff all the time.

[Amy]

Well, I mean, all the time.

[Eddie]

The class this week, Were you reading the class?

[Lunchbox]

But also, you're the one that chose this.

[Morgan]

I didn't choose it. You guys did.

[Lunchbox]

Every time we said, you have a chance if you want, you're like, I want to keep going.

[Morgan]

But I didn't choose to wear this hat.

[Lunchbox]

You presented me chose to be punished. And we put all the things on the wheel. I don't know. I didn't choose. I didn't put free spots on there for you. I tried to get you out of it. I'm your ally and you're taking it out on me.

[Morgan]

I'm not taking down you. I just say I didn't. You're saying I chose this. No, I didn't.

[Lunchbox]

But you chose to play a game with. If you were to lose, there was going to be a punishment. You knew that.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but I didn't know it was going to be hanging bangs around my neck.

[Lunchbox]

That's not a hanging.

[Eddie]

That's not a hangy bangy. It's weird. I feel like I need to ask him about syphilis.

[Lunchbox]

What would you like to ask him? Why would you think that?

[Eddie]

Just maybe the hat.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, good point. So there it is. We'll put the pictures up. You guys can see him over on our socials.

[Eddie]

He looks great.

[Lunchbox]

You look good, dude. You look like a rapper.

[Amy]

Well, does he have answers in case someone asks him about syphilis?

[Lunchbox]

Hey, man, what's up with syphilis?

[Morgan]

I'll go to syphilis.com, man. Don't really know.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I'd go there.

[Eddie]

What would be his rapper name?

[Lunchbox]

Ball.

[Amy]

Two.

[Eddie]

I mean, mc.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, you know, if you're doing old school, like. Yeah, MC Syphilis Sack.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, he does look like a rapper. Except his drip is.

[Lunchbox]

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[Lunchbox]

Want to go talk to Amy for a second? You okay over there? Yeah.

[Amy]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

Well, a couple reasons. One, I think on the air a couple days ago, I was like, you all right? You were like, yeah. Why? But then I know maybe you. You haven't been proud of your actions around here.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I just know if there's anything you wanted to say. Do you guys know about that?

[Eddie]

No.

[Morgan]

Oh, I'm interested.

[Amy]

Are you referring to the work call.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'm just not. I'm not referring to anything. I'm just asking, are you okay?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Okay. And I. Okay. This is love, by the way. This is love. Are you. Are you okay?

[Amy]

Well, I know that with where I am in my life, physically or mentally.

[Lunchbox]

Got it.

[Amy]

All of the above. Mentally, I feel like I'm doing well. I got to take care of myself. But then hormone wise, I can't control that. Like, I can't control perimenopause and where I am in this stage of my life. Like, I do all the work to, like, be grounded and feel really good and then out of nowhere I'm just a little psychotic.

[Lunchbox]

Is there anything you'd like to share specifically with the room?

[Amy]

Well, I've, I've, I've. I've apologized to this person. I will be. I'll say that out of the gate. I haven't heard back from them. Oh, but maybe I'll call later. What did she do?

[Lunchbox]

Follow up on the apology? That's always a tough call. So I apologize. Did you get it?

[Amy]

Yeah. So there's just been an ongoing work issue for probably about two months. Do you remember when I had to call you like a month ago and we talked through some stuff and I thought we had a plan and it was good and it just, it's continuing. Like, it gets worse and worse in my mind. And there was something that happened yesterday that I just felt like. Oh, it just was another, like, punch in the gut of it, not even out of concern for me. It's disrespectful, disrespectful towards somebody else. And so then I got really emotional on the phone, which is very unprofessional and I shouldn't do that, but I was talking to someone that I have a comfortable relationship with, and so I let it out. And I wasn't really yelling at her, but I didn't even make sense when I said it, which shows that emotions are in the driver's seat, because when your emotions are driving, you're not rational. And I said, you say that you snapped.

[Lunchbox]

I snapped, okay?

[Amy]

I snapped. And. And right after I did, I started. I started crying.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Amy]

Because I knew, but I don't think she knew I was crying because there was just silence. And I'm typing and I think she's typing and it's silent. And then I'm like, you know, like, I'm crying. And then she's like, okay, well, I have a meeting. I have to go And I was like, okay, what'd you yell? Well, I just was saying I needed to know, like, who said, guys, wait.

[Lunchbox]

Till Amy told you what she said.

[Amy]

It doesn't even make sense.

[Lunchbox]

But don't even worry about that. Yeah, just go ahead.

[Amy]

Later, my boyfriend helped me with what I was probably trying to say.

[Lunchbox]

But say. Because she said it aggressively. But say what you said.

[Amy]

Who's. Whose head do we need to have. Okay, let me just get back into my mode of how I was, because I definitely wasn't giggling.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, no, you're angry.

[Amy]

I was annoyed. Yeah, that's the. The feeling was frustrated annoyed. Which at the end of the day is angry. Okay, whose head do we need to have on a swivel for this?

[Lunchbox]

Whoa.

[Amy]

But. But tell me. No, I think it was more like, but tell me, like, whose head do we need to have on a swivel for this?

[Lunchbox]

That you were mad, you were emotional, but you didn't realize head on a swivel doesn't make sense. It's not a saying.

[Amy]

It doesn't.

[Eddie]

Does she mean like a head on a stick?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, like.

[Amy]

And, well, when I was saying it and I didn't realize at the time, it didn't make sense because, again, I'm not in my rational brain. And then all of a sudden the tears come and then I hang up and I'm instantly remorseful and, like, that was completely unprofessional. But I think she understands why I'm worked up and why this is just all around been a horrible experience. And I was feeling really, really bad for somebody else who's going to feel very disrespected. And so I'm like, oh, like, who greenlit this from the beginning? That's whose head maybe needs to roll.

[Lunchbox]

Right. So head roll. Head on a stick. So a head on a swivel would be like. My comparison is if you're playing cornerback.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Your head's on a swivel. Looking both ways to make sure that a wide receiver isn't running by you. Your head's swivel. Watching everything around you. You don't really put someone's head on a swivel in punishment if they're in trouble. Put your own head on a swivel to make sure that nothing's getting by you.

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

So I just. And. But. But I know, like, stuff that's been happening with my body the last few days has been very even concerning to me, but then I Google it and it's like, yep, pretty normal for a 44 year old woman, perimenopausal. Sounds about right. So I thought about calling my doctor, but then when the Internet said this is normal, I don't want to like, waste her time, but I have like, fear inside of me because things are happening with my body that have never happened before and I am in pain. And I just like, it's a lot that I think I have to hold it together. Like, I held it like I was in pain at work yesterday and I held it together like the whole time. So I know I'm capable of doing that. I can keep my composure, I can behave right. And then I just snapped in this moment. And again, I think because I'm comfortable with her, but it's still a professional thing and I shouldn't have done it. So I immediately sent a note apologizing and saying that was unprofessional and I shouldn't have acted that way on the call and. But it's like, golly, I just want to send like a big hug to any women out there. Whether you're just, it's your PMS time or you're. You're perimenopausal, because it's confusing out here and basically your perimenopausal for like a decade.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's tough.

[Eddie]

A whole 10 years.

[Lunchbox]

That's a heck of a period.

[Amy]

But it, but it. The things fluctuate, New symptoms come and go. You're just. I'm just as surprised as y'all are.

[Lunchbox]

There have been times where I think you've been annoyed at me because I've been like, are you okay? And you're like, yeah. Why?

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't know that I'm acting that way and I can. Now that I'm giving you permission to say, like, hey, let's just go. Like, hey, I think you might be having one of your little.

[Lunchbox]

I will never say that. No.

[Eddie]

Oh, trap.

[Lunchbox]

There has never been a bigger bear trap put on the ground than that one right there.

[Amy]

I'm giving you permission. Like, I. We're close enough here to where. And again, I think I do a good job of holding it together, but I think I. I had some stuff this week, though. It's pretty scary for my body where I was like, what in the world is going on? Like, am I dying? But I'm not. It's just part of aging, not dying.

[Lunchbox]

What if instead of me saying something, which I don't, depending on the situation, maybe isn't the best time to say something, what if I just has somebody dump a bucket of ice on you or something?

[Amy]

It's not gonna help me in this moment.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

I do get the whole reset. Like, shopping, shocking. My. This is like, more. There's more happening than just maybe being overwhelmed emotionally or something like that sort of stuff. Again, I think I have under control. It's this hormone thing.

[Lunchbox]

She goes again. Guys, Tony Green is losing it.

[Amy]

She's the whole. I can't quite figure out, you know, the estrogen, progesterone, testosterone. Like, all of my stuff is just. It's all whacked out.

[Lunchbox]

Well.

[Amy]

And I'm trying to get it under control.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you for sharing that with us.

[Eddie]

Good luck.

[Lunchbox]

And sorry that that happened at work. I didn't hear you snapped. Somebody.

[Amy]

Oh, did you hear from somebody else?

[Lunchbox]

You know, it doesn't matter where I hear things. The ear is always on the ground. I try to ignore it.

[Amy]

I did pass our boss Julie, this morning on my way in, and she had you hit her? It's like, no, she was on a. It looked like she was on a call. And I walk by, and she's like, ah, just talking about you.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no, no.

[Amy]

And I was like. I just knew. I was like, oh, my God. They're having a debrief about my psychotic break on the phone call. And like.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I think you're okay. Take a breath. Just take a breath.

[Amy]

Okay. I know I'm not the only professional woman out there that's also having to hold it together. And mom. And trying to keep it all right. When your body's falling apart and your hormones are.

[Eddie]

I'll say a prayer.

[Lunchbox]

Me too. I need to pray for me.

[Amy]

Like, it's just crazy, y'all. You're telling me that your wives are just normal?

[Lunchbox]

I don't think there is a normal.

[Eddie]

Say yes, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. No. Yes. I don't know what to say.

[Amy]

Just wait then.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you for sharing that with us.

[Amy]

Wait till they turn 35.

[Lunchbox]

You're fine. You're fine. Work wise. Yeah.

[Amy]

But I'm giving you permission to tell me.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I will not, but thank you for allowing me to. Okay.

[Amy]

Okay, bye.

[Lunchbox]

All right. Why are you triggered?

[Morgan]

Because I went to a restaurant the other day, and my wife and I were walking back out to the car, and I see this guy. He's probably 60s maybe, I don't know. And he walks around and he opens the car door for his chick, and I'm like, really, dude? There is no need to be opening car doors anymore. You have Automatic locks on 99% of cars now. That are on the road. All you have to do is hit the boop boop. It's more awkward for him to go around, squeeze between two cars, open the door, let her climb past him, get in the car. It just looks stupid. Like, I understood maybe back in the day, you had to go unlock the key. Like, with the key. You stick the key in, unlock it, and it pops up, and you open for them. Now you just hit boop boop. And it's easier for them. Why are we still doing this? No one really still does this crap.

[Lunchbox]

Well, first, I think this is a guy that's older generation older. Number one. Number two, I think it's not about the practicality of it. It's the gesture of, I'm going to open the door for you because I want to make it easier for you to get in the car.

[Morgan]

Yeah. I'm going to climb over three hoops, jump through fire.

[Lunchbox]

That's the point.

[Morgan]

Just to open the door for you. And it's like.

[Lunchbox]

But that's the point.

[Morgan]

Does it really mean that much? Like, she. She is not able enough. I mean, equality. She can open the door. Like, I mean, I'm pretty sure women want to be treated equal. Oh, she can. Oh, that was so hard.

[Lunchbox]

Obviously their relationship has been built on him opening doors for her. And that is probably a theme, right? Chivalry definitely was more of a theme 10, 15 years ago.

[Morgan]

You can still be chivalrous. He probably paid for the meal.

[Lunchbox]

That's nice, but you don't know that you're probably. And they probably paid for it together. If they're marri. Married.

[Morgan]

Okay, but he probably pulled the credit card out and put it down on the little thing. But I'm saying it just looks stupid. It looks.

[Lunchbox]

Who cares how it looks? If it makes him feel good, he's not doing it to put on a show for you.

[Morgan]

Oh, I think he is. He's trying to make everybody look at me. Gentlemen, look at me.

[Lunchbox]

So you're jealous that you're not a gentleman?

[Morgan]

No, I'm a gentleman, dude.

[Lunchbox]

It's weird you're saying that with that hanging around your neck.

[Eddie]

It's so hard to look at him.

[Amy]

I was like, speaking of looking stupid.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox is paying off his debt today. He's got truck nuts on his neck and a hat. Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Did you forget you had that?

[Morgan]

No, Eddie, I can't forget. I can feel it.

[Lunchbox]

Is opening a car door for someone stupid? He wants to know. No, Any. Any.

[Amy]

No, I'm not. And I'm Also not going to be disrupted by. If I see somebody else doing it, I don't need it to happen for me. Is it nice sometimes? Sure. I like that.

[Morgan]

So your dude opens the car door for you?

[Amy]

No, he does all the time. But if he, if he were to, it wouldn't bother me. And if I were to certainly see somebody else doing it, it's not gonna disrupt my day.

[Lunchbox]

I think he's extra angry because of all the stuff he's wearing. I'm being honest. I think it's really weighing him down.

[Amy]

Like, that must be it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Like literally both. Yes. I, I, So I don't open my wife's car door. I will open my wife's car door. If it's. We're already on that side. I'll be, I'll open it because it's a gesture. But also I think she'd be like, why are you walking around the car?

[Morgan]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

But that's not our thing.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it's nobody's thing.

[Lunchbox]

It's this guy.

[Amy]

Obviously it's people's thing.

[Lunchbox]

So, yeah, I don't make a huge effort to do it if it's all. But if he's older and that's what they've done their whole life, that makes her feel good. If it made my wife feel good every time, I would do it every time. If, like that really was special to her, opening her doors. Everybody has different priorities and what their needs and hers aren't for me to open the car door every time. But heck, I let her drive most of the time.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So then she's had to open your door.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I would allow that.

[Eddie]

That would be nice. Just sit there and wait.

[Lunchbox]

You sit and you wait for the door to be shut. You make sure your dress is not hanging out so it doesn't get shut in the door.

[Amy]

Remember that guy I was hanging out with that didn't have a car?

[Lunchbox]

No. Yes, I do remember. I didn't bring it out forever.

[Amy]

I know, but Amy was dating a boy toy that was broke.

[Lunchbox]

He was driving her car.

[Amy]

We were friends too, but guess what? I just thinking about it, and he used to always get my door.

[Morgan]

See?

[Amy]

Such a always. But I guess that's what he had to offer, you know, that's it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That's about all he had to offer.

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

So I think we're all going to be against you, but we're not angry about your feelings. Like you shouldn't be angry about what he's doing because it doesn't affect anything.

[Morgan]

Such a loser move.

[Lunchbox]

He's a loser move. Yeah. Even if it makes her feel good.

[Morgan]

Yes. Like, she is just like. I mean, you can't. It just waste time. You're wasting an extra 30 seconds.

[Lunchbox]

Not your time. It's not your time that's wasted, dude.

[Morgan]

You only have certain amount of time on this earth, and you're gonna waste it.

[Lunchbox]

And that's what you argue about.

[Morgan]

You're wasting it. Opening the door, climbing over, you know, curbs, and squeezing between two cars. Here, let me get it in.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Morgan, if a guy opens the door for you on a first date. Car door.

[Amy]

I would love it.

[Lunchbox]

It's great.

[Amy]

I think it's awesome.

[Lunchbox]

If a guy continues to open the door every time forever, if he would.

[Amy]

Like to do that and that makes him feel good, then I love it. I think it's great.

[Lunchbox]

If it makes one or both of them feel good, who cares? Not hurting anybody.

[Morgan]

It's hurting me.

[Lunchbox]

No. You know what's hurting me? Looking at you. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie.

[Eddie]

Andrew Menino from Florida decided to go to the beach last Saturday. He's like, it's a beautiful day. He goes out, finds a spot with his towel umbrella, and he looks out to the beach. He's like, there's some commotion going on out there. There were seven teenagers stuck in a riptide current.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Eddie]

So he goes, you know, I'm not even thinking twice. He starts running into the water like Baywatch style. Jumps in, grabs two teenagers, and then luckily, two other ones were able to kind of follow and hold on. And he pulled four out. And then by that time, the lifeguards showed up. They went back out, got the rest of the kids, and Andrew said, you know what? I'm here for you, man. Let's just keep working. So he went and grabbed the equipment from the truck, did cpr, helped the lifeguards out. And I know Andrew will never admit this, but he's a hero.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I probably have to admit it if that were me on that one. He's a hero because that's like putting your life at risk. I didn't grow up around the ocean. I grew up in lakes, so we didn't have riptides. You grew up around ocean? I did.

[Eddie]

South Padre Island.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. Tell me about a riptide.

[Eddie]

It's. It's a current that's under the surface of the water, so you never even know it's there, but it just pulls you out deeper into the ocean.

[Lunchbox]

It's under.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's called, like, a riptide Undertow. And so it makes people feel like they really can't swim anywhere. So they start panicking, and it kind of sucks them out deeper into the water, and then they just feel like they're drowning.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't know that. That it was under. Yeah, Great story. He's a hero.

[Eddie]

Andrew is a hero.

[Lunchbox]

That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Amy's Morning Corny. Let's go. The Morning Corny.

[Amy]

What happens if you fight a dinosaur?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

You get Jurassic'd.

[Lunchbox]

Jurassic'd. Oh, wow. That was the Morning Corny. Drastic.

[Eddie]

That was a plus.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's borderline.

[Eddie]

Borderline for sure.

[Amy]

Well, we did. We did some After Darks, and y'all acted like those are free reign just.

[Lunchbox]

To roll up there with Andrew. Andrew Dice Clay over there. Hey, Hickory do karee dock.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

No, it was funny.

[Amy]

Oh, so I can't. I shouldn't do the.

[Lunchbox]

Did you have another one?

[Amy]

I was between that one and a different one that's a little more.

[Lunchbox]

Do the different one, and we'll put the bleep on if it's bad.

[Amy]

Okay. See, since now I feel like my barometer of bad is off because of. Well, my segment the other day with After Dark, you were like, these aren't that bad.

[Lunchbox]

Well, those weren't. Ray, hit it again, please.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

The Morning Corny.

[Amy]

What do you call a virgin?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. You can't even do the setup.

[Amy]

Why? You don't even know.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, go ahead.

[Amy]

Lying on a waterbed.

[Morgan]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Definitely can't do this.

[Morgan]

Oh, boy.

[Lunchbox]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

I can't spell this. A cherry float.

[Eddie]

No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

That's the dark.

[Eddie]

Dark.

[Lunchbox]

That's the dirtiest one ever.

[Morgan]

That goes down as the history book. Wow.

[Lunchbox]

You thought we could do that this early in the morning?

[Amy]

I told you, my barometer's off. It's like. I'm confused now.

[Eddie]

Dang, Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, that was crazy. Like, that was, like, too gross for even me in real life, really.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Right. We beeped out, right?

[Amy]

Hmm.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

We can put it on the Body One show podcast. Even then, though, I'm, like, warning 17 or older. Apparent. Okay, anonymous inbox coming up. In the anonymous inbox, what do you do if your boss is using you as a therapist? We'll talk about that, but let's play this song. I need to go wash up. Okay. This is so funny, because she's mad her husband did not cry at their wedding, but did cry when Rory won the Masters.

[Eddie]

That's funny.

[Amy]

I mean, I saw a playback of it, and it was emotional.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I agree. Beating cried. I know one of the biggest moments of his life, that she probably did. So here she is calling into a radio show and talking about that.

[Amy]

We got married two years ago, and he sees me in my wedding dress coming down the aisle. This man does not shed a tear. My dad gave this beautiful speech. Nothing. Yesterday. He's watching this golf tournament.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

And he cried when the. Whatever his name is. When he won. He cried over a golf tournament.

[Lunchbox]

That's funny. That's from the country. 93.5fm. Instagram. Shout out to that dude for letting his emotions actually take control. Because often we don't. Yeah, it's funny. It took the Rory golf tournament. Make that happen. There's a clip I posted on Twitter in a retweet, and it's. And it makes me. Every single time I see it, I get a little choked up. Mariano Rivera, who's the greatest closer ever for the Yankees, it's his last game ever pitching. And they pull a player out of a game. It doesn't matter what the game is before the game is over, so they can get a cheer from the crowd. It can be basketball, baseball, football. They'll pull them out and have them check out so they can get an ovation, even if it's like two seconds left in the game. So they go out to pull Mariano Rivera, like the pitching coach and the umpire usually do. But instead, this time, Derek Jeter and Andy Pettic go out to players that have played with him for his whole. And they're like, hey, man, you're coming out, man. It, like, makes me choke up every time.

[Eddie]

Gets you every time.

[Lunchbox]

Every time. Every time.

[Amy]

I know it's weird feeling that one as much, but maybe you have to see it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you'd have to understand the. I don't even like the Yankees, but you have to understand, like, the history and, like, the relationships they've had planned together. Like, it's a very human thing. But you're right, like, for sports. I don't know it. We've been cultured to. You know, he probably. This husband probably didn't cry at the wedding because he's taught men don't cry. But then we get really invested in sports, and it kind of cracks us. So my advice would be, when next time you know somebody's going to win a sporting event for your husband, put your wedding dress on, come out right after, he'll double it up. He'll cry, and then probably just keep crying because he's so emotional about. About you.

[Amy]

Seems like a lot of work.

[Lunchbox]

It is a lot of work. Yeah. That's pretty funny. Here is an attorney talking about things they would never do. Now, this is a personal injury attorney at Goodman Acre law Firm. And they were asked, what's one thing you would never do? Just kind of giving advice to us normal folks because we don't really know the legalities of things. Here you go.

[Amy]

What is one thing that you would never do as an attorney?

[Lunchbox]

Play at a trampoline park. I would never pet a dog. I don't know.

[Amy]

I would never let my children go over to someone else's house unless I.

[Lunchbox]

Knew whether or not they had animals.

[Amy]

A pool, or a trampoline.

[Lunchbox]

I would make sure I get all the insurance I could possibly get and.

[Amy]

Pay extra money for it.

[Lunchbox]

It's worth it.

[Raymundo]

I would never talk to law enforcement.

[Lunchbox]

Without having my own attorney present. Heavy in the trampoline.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Two different trampolines here. One said, never played a trampoline park. And then two is like, if they have a trampoline, I wouldn't let my kids go over because they just injured the crap out of you.

[Eddie]

So they injured the crap out of you, and then you can't do anything about it.

[Lunchbox]

Waiver. Like Lunchbox's wife hurt herself badly at a trampoline park. Oh, man.

[Morgan]

Yeah, we got there, and we fill out the waiver. Took longer to fill out the waiver before she got her. She did four bounces, landed on the metal. Her ankle swelled up. I mean, it was huge. And she was in so much pain. And the doctor told her it had been better for her to break the ankle than just what she did. And there was no repercussions.

[Lunchbox]

And because you signed the waiver.

[Morgan]

Because we signed the waiver, and then we didn't even get to jump very long.

[Lunchbox]

That part always comes up.

[Morgan]

I did. I looked at Garrett, and I was like, does that mean I gotta leave, too?

[Lunchbox]

And did it.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Because she couldn't drive. Like, her foot was hurt so bad.

[Lunchbox]

That's from the Goodman Acre law firm. Tick tock. Would you have let her drive if her other. If his other foot?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You just said, go ahead and take care of yourself.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I'll see you in a little bit. Like, I'm gonna jump with these people. I mean, we had a big group. I mean, it was huge.

[Lunchbox]

Adults.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Because we'd been over at Garrett's house drinking, and they were like, oh, you know, a trampoline park opened up a couple blocks up the road. We're like, what? And we called and we're like, can adults come? And they said, yeah. We're like, oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

So a bunch of drunk adults go to a trampoline park, like somebody was gonna get hurt here.

[Morgan]

And I mean, she went 1, 2, 3, 4. And on the fourth time down, boom. She was in so much pain.

[Lunchbox]

What would your recommendation be, man?

[Morgan]

I just be careful. I mean, trampoline parts are so fun. The kids love them.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. Kids have bad kids. I think there's an age where you age out of trampoline.

[Morgan]

I do see some adults going a little too hard, and I'm like, guys, come on.

[Lunchbox]

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[Raymundo]

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[Lunchbox]

Wake up, Wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you Hear Eddie, Emmy, Launchbox, more Game 2 Scoop of Steve Red Habits trying to put you through. Mike D's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone store. The Pope died this morning, so about midnight our time, but 7am ish Rome time. Pope Francis dies at 88, and we knew he'd been sick, but now is when, if you've seen, like, the documentaries, Amy, or the movies, now's when they come in for the conclave. And that. That's like the most political thing ever. They all go in. All the cardinals come in from all over the world and they meet and they shut the doors. You know, when they sequester a jury and they put them in a hotel and you really can't go anywhere.

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

That's what happens with all the cardinals. And I just assume all the cardinals wear red. I know I've seen them wear red, but I assume they have to wear red all the time because they're cardinals, same as the color of the cardinal. I don't know if they have anything to do with each other, but so they're in, and then all of a sudden they have to pick a new pope, and they can't leave until the new pope is picked. And not only that, each day where they don't pick a new pope, they go to, like, the fireplace and put in dark smoke. So dark smoke means no new pope. It's almost like the jury coming back, like, nap. They haven't reached a verdict yet, so we're gonna go another day. And so, except at the Super 8, the jury doesn't put up smoke because there's no fireplace in the Super 8. They get sequestered in. Yeah.

[Amy]

So the red is a symbol of a few things.

[Lunchbox]

Is it all red, though, all the time for cardinals?

[Amy]

I believe so. And it represents the blood of Christ and then also a cardinal's willingness to die for his faith.

[Lunchbox]

Awesome. So they go in and really they try to pick someone who doesn't want It. So I'd like to say I don't want it, but.

[Amy]

Because you do want it.

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't want it. And not only that, I'm not a cardinal, and they always try to find new versions of things. They've never. I'm not even Catholic.

[Amy]

Doesn't get any newer than.

[Lunchbox]

Doesn't get any newer than that. But I don't want it. I want nothing to do.

[Amy]

Wow. Is that why you're wearing white today?

[Lunchbox]

I want nothing. I hope I'm not even looked at, because not for me. That's how we should elect our leaders. People who don't want it.

[Amy]

Yeah, but then you have the people that are like. I'm not saying this is what you're doing, but what if you have the people that act like it's not for them?

[Lunchbox]

That's exactly what.

[Morgan]

That's what he's doing.

[Lunchbox]

Exactly. Am I.

[Amy]

Because you're not really trying for it. I'm saying if someone was really, really trying for it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Well, the Pope passed away, rest in peace, to Pope Francis. 88 years old. He had been sick, and. But now is whenever they all just fly in and do their thing.

[Amy]

So, like the previous Pope, they don't have any say. And who's gonna follow them? Like, you would think maybe they could give their two cents.

[Lunchbox]

It's all good. It's voted every time before. She's saying before they do.

[Amy]

Yeah. I'm not saying.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah every time. Same way happened for thousands of years that way.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

So I don't know when it starts. There's a good movie that came out recently. Movie. Mike, what was the name of that movie? Conclave. Oh, it's called Conclave.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Lunchbox]

So the Pope's Pope is. Is this Pope? It's always weird. You have to change your name. Like, if you're a baby and you change your name. Like, my name's Bobby, but if I were Pope, they'd be like, Pope gauicia ix. And I'm like, well, that's not my name.

[Amy]

Yeah, but you're willing to make all kinds of sacrifices.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but I want to be Pope Bobby. But I don't want to be the Pope. Everybody. I don't want to be the Pope. How was your weekend?

[Amy]

It was really good.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I went to Charleston.

[Amy]

Yeah. And first thing when I saw Ray this morning, I was like, you're right. Charleston. Amazing. I'm obsessed. Like, I already want to go back. I'd never been before, and I never knew how quaint and amazing it Was. And Ray just looked at me, goes, yeah. He goes, I really feel like that's exactly how America was supposed to be. And then we ruined it. But Charleston, it's just, it, it's so perfect. I loved it.

[Lunchbox]

What you do.

[Amy]

I mean we did a lot of just well eating. They have really good food and then walking around and just seeing the sights. And we were there for less than 48 hours, so we didn't have time to like do a lot of the museums because we were trying to just rest and be and go with the flow. But there's just good shopping, even just window shopping and trying stuff on and being like, oh, let's pop in here and grab a bite to eat. Like the food was so amazing.

[Lunchbox]

We went to Arkansas. I went to Fayetteville. That's where my Caitlin's sister and her brother in law lives. And then her parents came over. So we did all Easter weekend there and went to church. Then came home after church yesterday. It was good. We had a good time. It's just kids are a lot.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[Lunchbox]

And I like those kids. Kids. I didn't, I don't like, I don't know how I could do it.

[Amy]

Well, I mean, but also you're only with them. Yes, I'm sure you do like them, but you're also. We're only with them for how, how long.

[Lunchbox]

The baby wasn't. They have like the baby. The baby doesn't make any noise at all. It's pretty awesome. And the nephew is great. He's just a boy and he runs through stuff and he hit me right in the nuts. He jumped on me, hit. I mean straight elbow right in the nuts. And he was like, hahaha. I'm like, yeah. One day I'm saved. I made a note. I'm gonna get him back. She's about 13.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna get him right back. I'm gonna know, right? Got on my phone, saved up.

[Amy]

Mature.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we had a. We had a good weekend and then obviously Wrestlemania was last night. What'd you think about that ending, Amy?

[Amy]

I have no idea what happened.

[Lunchbox]

No, come on, we know you watched.

[Amy]

I really didn't. Okay, tell me about it.

[Eddie]

It would happen.

[Lunchbox]

John Cena is the champion again. He now set the record for the most title.

[Amy]

But I mean it's not, it's kind of real.

[Lunchbox]

Well, okay. You're like my wife now. I'm watching. She's like, are you watching a play?

[Amy]

Yeah, exactly what it is.

[Lunchbox]

I'm like, you have no idea. That These guys are £300. Yes, it's theatrics, but it's the most athletic theatrics ever. They're doing backflips off of the £300. They're 220. So no one thinks it's real and it's insulting. Whenever someone goes, don't you know it's fake? Of course everybody knows. I'm not even gonna say it's fake because they get hurt. They're freaking cut and bloody. But it was awesome. And it's awesome that it's on Peacock because you have to pay for pay per views anymore. But the. The final match kind of sucked. Cody lost the championship to Cena, and I like Cena, but it just wasn't.

[Amy]

A good Cody Hale.

[Lunchbox]

Cody Rhodes, American Nightmare. Come on. You know that. You don't know that.

[Amy]

No, I don't.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie had a weird Easter question. What was it?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Like, do you get your spouse or your significant other a g. I woke up and the Easter bunny came to my house, and I had a gift, and I was a big, golden bunny. And I'm like, oh, I didn't get anything.

[Lunchbox]

But you didn't get anything.

[Eddie]

It's for my wife. Yeah. My wife got me a golden bunny.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you got. So you got something.

[Eddie]

I got it, but I didn't get her anything. And I'm like, am I an idiot for not getting her something for Easter?

[Lunchbox]

But had she gotten you Easter gifts every other year? You're an idiot. If she's gotten you a gift every year of your marriage, and yet you still don't know to get her one bag?

[Amy]

Eddie, I've been married a long time.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And I guess, like, if I look back, I guess every Easter, I have something. If it's just like, a box of candy or like a big egg, I usually have something.

[Amy]

And this year you finally wonder, like, should I get her something?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Because it was a big, golden bunny. I'm like, that's awesome.

[Amy]

What's in it? Like, chocolate.

[Eddie]

Chocolate.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think traditionally Easter is a gift holiday. However, if it is a tradition in your house, then yes. And if she's gotten you a gift every year of your marriage, and yet this is the one year you're like, should I get her something back? That's problem.

[Eddie]

I'm being an idiot. Wait, do you get something?

[Lunchbox]

No, because it's not a. That's not a thing with us.

[Amy]

I bet once you'll have kids, you might do the whole yeah with. Because the Easter bunny will Come. And that makes it a whole experience. But I must say, I was watching some stuff on social media with, like, every. All the details of it for some families in the morning. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. When did Easter turn into, like, a second Christmas?

[Lunchbox]

Well, it's like prom now, too. With promposals. Like, everything is elevated because of social media. Like, that's why there's an elevation of everything, because they want to show it off.

[Amy]

Yeah. They were doing, like, this is my Easter haul. And I was like, what? Yeah, okay.

[Lunchbox]

It's all based on social media.

[Amy]

Yeah, well.

[Lunchbox]

And being able to flex. Look at all this. Like, my nephew got a big. The Easter money, came to the house, knocked on the door, which I gotta say, knocked. It's a pretty heavy knock. I was like, easter bunny, you're strong, like, aggressive knock. And then he goes out and there was a big basket and some eggs and stuff. And so it was all out there. But it was. It had rained every day we were there, so there was no, like, going to hunt eggs. Easter bunny was like, I am not getting wet. So left the basket at the front door, but it poured the whole time.

[Amy]

We had an Easter egg hunt last night, and it was interesting. I'd never experienced anything like this. And I was at my boyfriend's dad's house, and he hides the eggs every year for the. His grandkids. And there's like 90 eggs in the yard, but they don't put anything in the eggs just in case they don't get found that way. There's not, like, food stuck out there for. So they're all plastic and they're. There's nothing in it. But as you collect them, then he has a chart when you get inside. And the eggs are currency and you can buy things with your plastic eggs.

[Lunchbox]

David musters at Easter.

[Amy]

Yes, David Easters. Honestly, it was pretty genius. And I'd never seen anything like it. So I'm sure other people do it and you can look it up, but if you want to do that with your family next year, I was like, oh, this is. And then it has. The kids, like, have to, like, make decisions and count and spend it like it's money. So it's cool.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Hopefully it's not like you have to get 10, 000 eggs.

[Amy]

No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

Get one stuffy. That's what happens at Dave and Buster. You're like, all these tickets and it's like you get one tiny keychain stuffed.

[Amy]

No, but I mean, there's some teenage boys that are Grandson. So there was like, golf balls and, like, other things, and you could spend your eggs on whatever you wanted to get from the. The grab bag.

[Lunchbox]

You did that here?

[Amy]

Yeah, last night.

[Lunchbox]

A night hunt, was it?

[Amy]

Well, let's, I guess. Is that a hunt? Was at 4pm Afternoon night, though.

[Lunchbox]

4Pm what was it?

[Amy]

Dinner? Sorry, dinner's at 4pm no, sorry. We flew in from Charleston and then went over there and they were delaying the hunt because we were coming. And then the kids hunted, and then after the hunt, at like five, we ate dinner.

[Lunchbox]

Got it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

That makes all the sense. Yeah. Good news coming up in a second. Including. There's a couple, a celebrity couple now. Shocked, Shocked. Shocked. That's all I'm gonna say. I just saw a picture of them kissing and I was like, I don't hate it, but I was shocked. I'll tell you next. Hey, color me shocked. There was a picture of Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley kissing. They're not a couple.

[Amy]

Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

I just choked him on spit and I took a big breath. Yeah. They seem to confirm dating rumors after posting a kiss photo on Easter with a heart caption. I. I mean, I didn't see that one coming.

[Eddie]

Like, how would they meet?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't know. Good for them. That's from Us magazine. Hurley previously fueled speculation by tagging Cyrus in a bikini post. Said to his song, she's not crying anymore. Hey, I hope it works out. But I was like, wow. How about that? When's the last time you cleaned your coffee maker, Amy?

[Amy]

Oh, I have it on my calendar to clean it every couple months or so.

[Lunchbox]

Do you?

[Amy]

Yes, because I have to change a filter out. Well, I have a little, like, espresso thing, but yeah, I try to keep it clean because I want. I don't want to ruin it.

[Lunchbox]

Researchers say the yeast and mold. Oh, Both are found in half the coffee pots they study. These can trigger allergies, stomach issues, and also make your coffee taste worse. To keep it clean, once a month, fill the reservoir with vinegar, let it sit for 30 minutes, and then just run a cycle through it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

From the National Sanitation Foundation. Maybe we do that with lunchboxes. Yeast. We put vinegar in his mouth and just have him hold it closed for 30 minutes, cycle through it. By the way, if you guys haven't seen Lunchbox, lost the bet. And today he's in his ask me about syphilis purple ball cap and his truck nuts hanging from his neck. Flesh colored. You can see that up anywhere. Yeah, any of our social media. YouTube. You look pretty good, though.

[Morgan]

I'm sure I do.

[Lunchbox]

You're almost like Flavor Flav, but with a different clock.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Interesting.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Different shape clock.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Different colored.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's true.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You're talking about the nut.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it's like flesh.

[Amy]

It's impacting his demeanor.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yes, it is.

[Amy]

I feel Energy's different.

[Morgan]

No, I'm just in mourning.

[Lunchbox]

The next question. Think before you pee. If you have a big decision to make, researchers say to hold off peeing. That totally uncomfortable feeling you get when you have a full bladder may give you the ability to make more rational, less impulsive decisions. I train myself sometimes to hold it. Now I don't hold it forever, but if I have to pee, I'll hold it for a long time so I can build up tolerance. I'm not even sure that's a thing.

[Amy]

I think it's a thing and I think it's bad for us.

[Lunchbox]

Interesting. The self control keeps you from exploding before you can make it to the restroom. And it also. Yeah, whatever. But you get it. Psychological science. This research journal says, hold off because if you have to pee and you have to make a decision, you'll make a more rational decision.

[Amy]

Okay, I don't have time for all this, though. If I need to make a decision, what? I can't be like, okay, I gotta wait to think about this until I know I have to pee and then I make the decision.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's a decision you have to make before you make the decision. Nearly 500 nails are found pointing up on several roads in Massachusetts.

[Amy]

What?

[Lunchbox]

All these nails, nearly 500 were found pointing pointy side up in Foulmouth, Massachusetts early Friday morning. The nails were discovered, some were placed under vehicle tires and driveways. A total of 478 nails were collected with the Department of Public Works WSVN with that story. That means they haven't even found them all. This is like Easter eggs. We talked earlier. You go out and you find them all. There's still three or four out there you didn't even get. So somebody's being a real jerk. But I would imagine somebody's ring cam got somebody putting nails somewhere. One of the doorbell cams. Unless that somebody was fully covered head to toe. And finally, sauerkraut helps shield your gut from harmful inflammation. A new study from the University of California, Davis, reveals that fermented cabbage contains compounds that could help protect your intestinal lining from inflammation damage.

[Amy]

Yes. That's why sometimes I eat a tablespoonful of sauerkraut. Or like, yeah, fermented cabbage before I eat my meal.

[Lunchbox]

You do?

[Amy]

Yes. I'm pretty sure I told you all this a long, long time ago.

[Lunchbox]

Something, though. We'd hear it. Not.

[Amy]

Yeah, exactly. You hear it and then you're like, what'd she say? Forget it. But, yeah, no, it helps your gut. Like this. So they say. And there you go. You just read the studies.

[Lunchbox]

Good for you. That story comes just from Amy 10 years ago. All right, there's your news. Those were Bobby's big stories.

[Amy]

Bobby bone show.

[Lunchbox]

Bonehead story of the day.

[Morgan]

This story comes to us from Michigan. A 19 year old man's dating a girl, and she comes to him, says, hey, my family's going on a cruise. I'm gonna need you to watch my pets. He's like, hey, no problem. They leave on the cruise. Two days of watching the pets. He's like, I don't really like doing this anymore.

[Lunchbox]

Just two days.

[Morgan]

Kind of annoyed they're on a cruise. He's not. So he got out his email and sent an email to the cruise ship. Hey, I think someone might have a bomb on your cruise. What?

[Amy]

Oh, he wanted them to come home.

[Lunchbox]

That was really not where I thought this was going.

[Eddie]

I didn't either.

[Lunchbox]

I was really hoping it wasn't like him letting the animals free or not feeding the animals. Even my mind, going as psychotic as it could, didn't get there. Bombing the ship so they would have to turn.

[Amy]

I mean, still take them a long time to get home.

[Lunchbox]

I can't imagine you can do a 90 degree turn with the boat. So what happened?

[Morgan]

So he got eight months in prison.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. What happened to the boat, though? Did they come back?

[Morgan]

Well, they stopped in Jamaica and they had to depart and they had to search the ship. It took them about a day. So they lost a day on their cruise.

[Lunchbox]

And he got eight months in.

[Morgan]

And he got eight months in prison.

[Lunchbox]

Because he didn't want to watch Fluffy.

[Morgan]

Yeah. No word on if they broke up or not.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I bet.

[Morgan]

So, okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

The five second rule has been scientifically tested again. I remember watching it the first time on Mythbusters, which, by the way, was a great show. I think one of those guys died, by the way. But Mythbusters was awesome because they took all these things, like, if the door opens on an airplane, can you get sucked out? And so they do it and they're like, well, the door's not gonna open. You can't open the door. But if There was like a missile that made a hole. You could get sucked out. But it was like all of that, it was really cool. So they did it again. They have better technology now than 15 years ago. This microbiologist in Chicago named Nicholas Acher tested the five second rule, which is.

[Amy]

What if the food falls on the ground, you count to five. As long as you pick it up within that five seconds.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think you count to five, though. You drop one, I think you grab it as fast as possible.

[Amy]

Changed, I go, you count to five. Then I said, well, if you pick it up within the five seconds, then the bacteria or whatever hasn't had time to stick to it.

[Lunchbox]

There you go. So he goes to TikTok and does it. And again, he has a background in education in this. He's a microbiologist. He dropped food and then incubated the samples to monitor the growth of the bacteria on the samples. Every sample, whether picked up instantly or left for even 60 seconds, showed bacterial contamination. Even food that touched the floor for, quote, zero seconds, which means picked up immediately. But it did touch the floor was not safe, despite the gross results. I looked at the comments and everybody's like, I'd still eat it. And I agree with some of it. If it feels like the floor is pretty clean and the food is a dry food, yeah, I feel like that's a good enough mix for me to take my chances.

[Eddie]

You're right.

[Lunchbox]

If it's a wet food, no chance it dies. If the floor is dirty and it's a dry food, it dies. It needs to hit both of those. It has to be dry and the floor's gotta be clean. And also I have to drop it and not discover it. If I discover dry food on clean floor, I don't eat it then either.

[Eddie]

It's not yours, it's not mine.

[Lunchbox]

I have to drop it. Clean floor, dry food, and it's gotta be quick. Amy's theory of drop it, then count and watch it. No, I don't subscribe.

[Amy]

It's not what I meant. It's not what I meant. But there's some foods that are sort of dry but then sticky, like cheese is tricky. Like I dropped cheese the other day and technically that's sort of dry.

[Lunchbox]

But I would say that falls into the moist. That category. Yeah, Soft. I would say soft.

[Amy]

Okay. Yeah, because like a tortilla. Okay, Pick it up sometimes that's like glue too.

[Lunchbox]

That's a big landing pad.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

If you drop a whole tortilla, that's almost okay.

[Amy]

A chip.

[Lunchbox]

A chip I would do because only part of it's going to be on because it's not shape. Yeah, we could do this all day. We could go individually, but it is not safe. There is bacteria on the food. Do not eat the food.

[Amy]

Yeah, but they say that bacteria.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

Builds you up.

[Lunchbox]

You know, we all have bacteria in us, but I'm saying food from the bottom of people's shoes, they're on the floor. That's not the bacteria that you eat to build it up. Now you do get sick and being sick does actually keep you from being sick again because of what your body's doing. But do you want to get sick to begin with? Do you want to be built up?

[Amy]

No. I didn't know you had to get sick to be built up. I thought you could just get built up from the stuff you can, but.

[Lunchbox]

For stuff on the floor, it's probably going to be like poop. Yeah, you don't want to get built up from poop.

[Eddie]

No, that's gross.

[Lunchbox]

That's my motto. Don't get built up from poop. I've been saying that for years. We're done. Bye, everybody. On Twitter and Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is MrBobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

[Amy]

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[Lunchbox]

Bobby Bowens here with news on the top shelf. Country cruise, setting sail. February 27th to March 6th, 2026. It's not just a cruise. It's a country music experience at sea. An amazing lineup of performers. Well, we're gonna be there. The Bobby Bone Show. I'm gonna be there. Keith Urban, lee Bryce, Scotty McCreary, Parmalee, Leanne Rimes. It doesn't end there. We'll also be stopping in stunning destinations along the way. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. Gotta hurry, though, These spots are filling up fast.