MON PT 1: Bobby Explains Why Morgan Wallen Tickets Are So Expensive + Amy’s New Hobby + Famous Movie Sounds Game

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show – March 16, 2026

Episode: MON PT 1: Bobby Explains Why Morgan Wallen Tickets Are So Expensive + Amy’s New Hobby + Famous Movie Sounds Game

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into a wide array of current pop-culture and lifestyle topics. The team starts by explaining the skyrocketing cost of Morgan Wallen concert tickets, explores Amy’s new (and slightly apocalypse-minded) sewing hobby, and brings the crew together for a lively “Famous Movie Sounds” game. Along the way, they touch on texting etiquette, dreams for the future (both childhood and apocalyptic), and whether the world might actually end in their lifetimes. The tone is light, playful, and honest—perfect for fans who love the Bobby Bones Show’s blend of practical advice and offbeat banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Why Are Morgan Wallen Tickets So Expensive?

(Segment starts ~03:21)

• Caller Billy from Virginia wonders why Morgan Wallen tickets are so much higher than other established artists like Eric Church.
• Bobby Bones breaks down the modern concert ticket market:
  • Dynamic Pricing: The more in-demand a ticket is, the more its price climbs—just like the stock market. “If people keep buying, the higher they go. If people stop buying, then it’s like the stock market... prices tend to stay the same or drop a bit.” (Bobby, 04:01)
  • Resale/Bots: “People...or bots will buy a bunch and then...they’ll resell them for double, triple the price.” (Bobby, 04:48)
  • Fees Stack Up: Fees from ticketing platforms make attending big shows even harder for "blue collar" fans.
  • Real Price Tag: “I think if you wanted two tickets to go to Morgan Wallen, it’s going to cost you $1,000 bucks, all in.” (Bobby, 05:21)
• Amy jokes: “Just put his music on...let's just get in the car, drive out, and listen to whatever concert you want to go to.” (Amy, 05:39)
• The crew laments how high costs are forcing regular fans to save up all year for a single show.

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2. Using Gift Cards on a First Date

(07:22 - 10:08)

• Listener “Gift Card Craig” writes in, asking if it’s okay to use a restaurant gift card on a first date.
• Amy confesses it “feels awkward” for day one, suggesting it might make a bad impression, but later admits it’s not a big deal in long-term relationships.
• Bobby: “Early on...it’s just your best version that’s out there. It’s your representative, and you gotta convince them to actually get to know your real version.” (Bobby, 09:08)
• Crew consensus: If you’re trying to impress on a first date, avoid the gift card (sell it for cash if needed), but don’t break the bank.
• Memorable moment: “Do you want to go on a date at all, or gift card? Go gift card.” (Bobby, 08:29)

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3. What Kids Want to Be When They Grow Up (Gen Alpha Edition)

(10:40 - 17:12)

• #1 Answer: YouTuber or creator—“It does sound [unrealistic], but it’s not. It’s very realistic.” (Bobby, 10:56)
• Other popular choices:
  • Doctor/nurse (#2)
  • Pro athlete (#3)
  • Teacher (#8)
  • Police officer/firefighter (#9)
  • Filmmaker, TV host, CGI artist, entrepreneur, video game developer
• Panel’s Childhood Dreams:
  • Amy: Veterinarian (inspired by her uncle), later news anchor.
  • Eddie: Rock star, then “chemist,” gave up after almost failing chemistry.
  • Lunchbox: Pro athlete, then military, then “Real World” contestant.
• Bobby reflects on how being a creator is more attainable now than ever (“If you put work into it, you can make a lot of money finding your niche.” – 10:56)

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4. Amy’s New Hobby: Sewing for the Apocalypse?

(20:46 – 24:51)

• Amy is picking up sewing again, partly as a practical skill but also as a way to make herself “valuable” in a post-apocalyptic community.
• Bobby: “Let’s say world ends. It’s an apocalypse. Everybody’s fighting in their own little communities. There’s no power...” (21:46)
• The crew does a tongue-in-cheek assessment of what each would contribute:
  • Amy: Sewing, gardening
  • Eddie: Cooking, musical entertainment
  • Lunchbox: Courier (“long distance runner”)
  • Bobby: Leadership (“I’m a fair leader. I’m a benevolent leader.” – 24:59)
• Jokes fly about resource shortages and “throwing people outside the gate” if they don’t contribute.
• Quote: “Now I’ve picked a sewing machine that can’t even get plugged in.” (Amy, 24:22)

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5. Game Time: Famous Movie Sounds

(25:08 – 31:49)

• Producer Raymundo plays iconic sounds; the team guesses the movie.
• Highlights:
  • Lightsaber: Star Wars (all get it right)
  • Shark music: Jaws
  • Minions: Debate between “Minions” vs. “Despicable Me”
  • Hunger Games sound
  • Annoying sound: Dumb and Dumber
  • Time-travel sound: Back to the Future
  • Transforming robot: Transformers
  • Speed round includes: The Dark Knight (“That’s Heath Ledger!” – 30:56), Home Alone, Iron Man
• Bobby’s humor: “That’s my stomach when I eat dairy.” (29:42)
• Arguments over technicalities (character vs. movie).

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6. Text Message Etiquette

(35:03 – 41:42)

• Eddie wonders about the right way to open (and close) a text thread.
• Group’s take:
  • How you greet depends on closeness; if unsure, add your name.
  • Most avoid using the person’s name in text: “I would never in real life or even text be like, hey, Eddie.” (Bobby, 36:08)
  • Ending a convo: Some use “thumbs up” or say they’re going to bed.
  • Emoji etiquette: Heart can feel too romantic, thumbs up is tricky—can seem passive-aggressive.
  • Bobby’s “lol chart”:
    • “If it’s mildly funny...haha; slightly funnier...H A H A; really laugh out loud, lol; so funny I write, ‘I just laughed out loud.’” (Bobby, 41:01)
  • “I need a legend there on the bottom corner.” (Eddie, 41:39)

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7. Lighthearted Closers: Morning Corny & Bonehead Story

(42:15 – 43:51)

• Amy’s “Morning Corny”: “How does a cool camel greet his buddies? How you doin’?” (“That’s terrible.” – Bobby)
• Bonehead Story: Man smashes windows of what he thinks is his ex’s SUV at Publix, a la “Before He Cheats.”

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8. Will the World End in Our Lifetime?

(43:51 – 52:32)

• Bobby cites a study: 1 in 3 people believe the world will end in their lifetime.
• Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie: Say “No.”
• Morgan: Says “Yes.” “We have a lot of nuclear weapons, more than we’ve ever had. There’s a lot of turmoil...” (Morgan, 45:44)
• Bobby says it’s a “narcissistic view,” but also notes “the ability for turmoil to be shared is at a height” (45:58).
• Panel discusses historic turmoil, access to information, and whether doom-scrolling is distorting perceptions.
• Teasing about apocalypse skills and Bobby’s old “bird flu closet.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On ticket pricing:
  “It’s a mixture of what’s hot right now and dynamic ticket pricing. It’s why Taylor Swift tickets got to be so expensive.” (Bobby, 04:01)
• On first dates:
  “Early on...it’s just your best version that’s out there. It’s your representative.” (Bobby, 09:08)
• On apocalypse roles:
  “If you don’t bring something, then we kill you.” (Bobby, 23:47)
• On emoji:
  “Heart feels romantic. Thumbs up feels passive aggressive.” (Bobby, 37:47)
• On laughter scale:
  “If I really laugh out loud, lol. If it’s so funny, I will write I just laughed out loud.” (Bobby, 41:01)
• On perceptions of the world ending:
  “I would say this is a narcissistic view of your existence. I don’t mean that to offend you, Morgan. I would say to think because it absolutely could happen.” (Bobby, 45:28)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Time | |-----------------------|------------| | Morgan Wallen ticket pricing | 03:21 – 07:05 | | First date/gift card debate | 07:22 – 10:08 | | Kid career dreams discussion | 10:40 – 17:12 | | Amy’s sewing hobby/apocalypse talk | 20:46 – 24:51 | | Famous Movie Sounds Game | 25:08 – 31:49 | | Text message etiquette | 35:03 – 41:42 | | Morning Corny & Bonehead Story | 42:15 – 43:51 | | Will the World End Discussion | 43:51 – 52:32 |

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In Short

• The Bobby Bones Show crew tackle today's everyday dilemmas (concert ticket prices, date night etiquette, apocalypse prepping) and pop-culture, with lots of humor and candidness.
• Key insights into fandom, inflation, and how technology shapes our realities—plus a fun, competitive movie-sounds quiz.
• The show ends with a thoughtful, sometimes funny, sometimes sobering reflection on modern anxiety and hope for the future.

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Transcript

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

Alaska. Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday Show Morning Studio. Morning. Let's go to Billy who is listening in Virginia who has a question about concert tickets. Hey, Billy.

[Caller Billy]

Hey, what's up, Bobby? How you doing?

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty good. You're on the show. What's up?

[Caller Billy]

So I'm a big, big Mortgage Wallet fan. Have been since went through some things. But I was just wondering. So when I go look for Mortgage Wallet tickets, they're super expensive, right? And whereas if you look at Eric Church tickets, somebody that's been in the industry for a minute, a hot minute, they're fairly not cheap, but way more inexpensive than Morgan Wallen. I was just wondering how, how does that come to be? How do they determine these things?

[Bobby Bones]

So a couple things. One, I think a Morgan Wallen ticket is slightly in more demand than an Eric Church ticket right now. So how hot you are, how many tickets you sell, you can have your price set at whatever. But there's something called dynamic ticket pricing as well that when tickets go on sale, the more they're in demand, the higher they go. And if people keep buying, the higher they go, the higher they go. If people stop buying them, then it's like stock market. If everybody's buying them, stock goes up because that means they're in demand. If people aren't buying the stock or people are selling the stock, stock goes down. So if people aren't buying tickets, prices tend to stay the same or drop a bit. So it's a mixture of what's hot right now and dynamic ticket pricing. It's why Taylor Swift tickets got to be so expensive. They don't put it at I'll give a number, $5 and then it just stays. There are a couple reasons. One, dynamic and then resell, that would be the two reasons. People will buy a bunch of them or bots will buy a bunch of them and then know that it's going to sell out. Then they'll resell them for double, triple the price. So that's been happening longer. The resell but now dynamic pricing goes into effect with concerts where the more everybody wants them, the higher the prices go. Built into the computer.

[Caller Billy]

Got you. Yes, sir. Well, thank you for answering that. I appreciate it. I'm just glad to be on the show, man. It took me a minute to talk to you, so.

[Bobby Bones]

You're right, though. Concert tickets. Oh, every concert.

[Eddie]

It's a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

It's crazy how expensive tickets are. And a lot of it is fees. It's dynamic pricing and resale and fees. And so it's hard to go to a show now, especially a big show. Like, I think if you wanted two tickets to go to Morgan Wallen, it's going to cost you 1,000 bucks.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, all in. Yeah.

[Amy]

Honestly, just put his music on. Like, if you don't want to go

[Bobby Bones]

sit in the parking lot, I'd be

[Amy]

like, okay, kids, you want to go to that? Let's just get in the car, drive her out, and listen to whatever concert you want to go to.

[Bobby Bones]

Billy, what were you seeing as far as ticket prices?

[Caller Billy]

To me, I was seeing about 500 bucks per ticket. You know, exactly what you were saying. So it's going to cost about a thousand bucks. And, you know, I'm also a big Ella Langley fan. I mean, this new girl coming out, singing these awesome songs that she writes. You know, she's on tour with Eric Church, and now she's here to go on tour with Morgan Lallen. And the tickets to even go to that were astronomical. I mean, even the nosebleeds, man, were at least 300. 350. 350 bucks per person. And blue collar worker like myself, I cannot afford anything like that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the big gripe with the concert industry now, is they? They're pricing out people that just want to go to shows that are living lives where they work in the daytime and on the weekend they want to go to a concert. Looks almost like you have to save up all year to go to one or two concerts a year. And that 500 bucks a ticket is not including food. You want to get a T shirt,

[Eddie]

Gas there a drink?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Or seven drinks.

[Eddie]

Seven beers.

[Bobby Bones]

Seven beers.

[Eddie]

Gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Billy, I appreciate you calling, but I hope I gave you a good explanation on why that is, man.

[Caller Billy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Caller Billy]

Yes, sir. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. It's just a pleasure to be on the show, Bobby. Appreciate all you guys. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Billy, have a good day, man.

[Caller Billy]

Yes, sir. You too.

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[Bobby Bones]

Hello, Bobby Bones. I got a first date coming up with a girl I really like. I'm planning to take her out to dinner, but the problem is I don't have a lot of extra money. I do have a gift card at the restaurant. It's not a nice place. It's not fast food, though part of me thinks, why not? I do want to go. The other part of me worries that if she somehow finds out it's a gift card, it looks cheap. Is it okay to use a gift card? What are your thoughts? Signed gift card. Craig. Amy, I heard you grimace over there.

[Amy]

That's awkward. I don't love it. But also, you do have a gift card. Maybe you could find a way so that she doesn't know. Because I don't think it makes her a bad person to be like, did he just use a gift card on her first date? You know, like, I wouldn't write her off if she thought that was weird. Because I'm trying to think through how I would feel and, like, if. Like, now if my boyfriend uses a gift card, no problem. Yeah. Heck, yeah. Let's go somewhere where you have a gift card. But first date, I hear you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's hard.

It's a weird look.

Yeah.

And you're gonna be stressed out because you can't sit at the table and pay with the gift card. You have to, like, go walk up and be like, hey, yeah, you know,

[Eddie]

you have to get up and pay for it.

[Bobby Bones]

Then you're stressed that you have to go and do that where no one sees if it's. You don't go on a date at all. Or gift card. Go gift card. Yeah, I would just. If it's only one date, you're not going crazy, though. I'll go credit card.

[Eddie]

Does it by any chance show responsibility, like, oh, he's good with money.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think that matters. Day one.

[Amy]

This probably isn't right, but for my brain. And I would have to tell myself, stop being ridiculous. It's not right. But I'm like, oh, so he only brought me here because he has a gift card, or he only taking me out because he has a gift card. He had a gift card to burn.

[Bobby Bones]

In reality, there's nothing wrong with using a gift card.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

All I'm doing is putting the first day dies on it of the girl and what she probably is thinking the impression. Because early on in the beginning stages of a relationship, as we've said, it's just your best version that's out there. It's your representative, and you got to convince them to actually get to know your real Version.

[Amy]

But there's probably some awesome girl, like, maybe we're. There is wrong. And some awesome girl to be like, heck, yeah. Use the gift card on the first date. That's what I'm talking about.

[Bobby Bones]

We're just being general here. If you're trying to impress, which is what you try to do as a dude on a first date, because she's probably getting hit up by all kind of dudes. If she's a desirable person that people want to date, you gotta win. And I don't think that that's gonna actually win, sadly. I think in six dates, use the gift card all you want. That first date is tough because you're just trying to get in the mix, Compete. At that point, it's all a game. I would say use a credit card if you have one.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Sell the gift card for half.

[Amy]

But I also don't want someone taking me on a date and going in debt for it.

[Bobby Bones]

You. Yeah, sure you do. If you don't know about it, it's all the same. You don't know who did that for you at the beginning. I'm assuming they're very young, too, by that email. I'm assuming they're, like, 23. Don't have a lot of money yet. Trying to figure it out. But you got to win the contest. If you find somebody that's desirable, you got to win the contest, and that's. You're not gonna. Yeah, you're not gonna win the contest doing that, sadly. So that would be our advice. Yeah. Good luck, buddy. There you go. Close it up, Bones. The top things kids want to be when they grow up. Emmy, what do you think number one is?

[Amy]

YouTuber.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That is number one by far. A YouTuber or a creator. I think that's just when we were kids. Be a rock star,

[Amy]

be famous, be an actor.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So that's number one. It's also a lot easier to do that now than it was when we were kids. Like, it does sound, like, unrealistic, but it's not. It's very realistic. If you put work into it, you can make a lot of money finding your niche and just making content on it.

[Eddie]

Do you think you can make a comfortable living just being a YouTuber?

[Bobby Bones]

Absolutely. If you dedicate your life to it. And it's like any other small business when you start, it ain't gonna make much at first, but, yes, I think you can. Yeah. I think if I were to start over right now and just do that, I think I could be very successful at that's Cool. Next up, guess again. What do kids want to be when they grow up?

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Kids.

[Bobby Bones]

This is gen Alpha, born 2010 to 2024. Although if you're talking to 2024 kids right now, they don't know their babies.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah. Do people still want to be doctors

[Bobby Bones]

at number two, A doctor or a nurse. Always up there in the top last 50 years.

[Amy]

A lawyer.

[Eddie]

No.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No. I don't know what that was. Lawyer.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Because I think we now, in society, we look at them as something we need, but not something we like or something we want to have to use.

[Eddie]

And I didn't really even know what that was when I was a kid.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think there's a positive association with lawyers, generally speaking.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

A teacher at number eight. A teacher. Oh. So we got YouTuber, a doctor and a teacher.

[Amy]

So YouTuber creators that include influencer.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, military.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're. You're close. Ish.

[Amy]

Oh, police officer.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Number nine. A police officer or firefighter.

[Eddie]

My son wants to be a police officer.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you feel about your kid wanting to get into law enforcement? Just the danger part of it. Yeah. Which is why I respect police officers so much. They're every day. They could be killed. And I appreciate you doing that, but if it came to, like, a kid of mine wanting to do it, I'd be like, I don't know that. I don't want you to have to put your life on the line every day right now.

[Eddie]

It definitely would be scary. But I think if there's anyone that can do it, he could probably do it. He's gonna be a big dude, Big, tough dude, which I think he just. Every time he sees a cop car, he's like, that's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

That's cool.

[Eddie]

So maybe that's what he's gonna be.

[Bobby Bones]

What else you got? Think about what we. What we wanted to be.

[Amy]

Oh, veterinarian.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No, no, no, no, no, Amy, not you. Like, us. Us.

[Bobby Bones]

Just generally.

[Amy]

Oh, a pro athlete.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Okay. She goes bed in there.

[Eddie]

And one of us could have been. But their dad.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah, that went around.

[Bobby Bones]

Steve would have been an NBA player, but his dad wasn't around exactly.

[Eddie]

He didn't give me the confidence.

[Bobby Bones]

How tall are you?

[Eddie]

I'm six foot tall.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. An athlete's at three.

[Amy]

Okay, Athletes at three.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Stay in that lane, though, of things we probably our age wanted to be when we were growing up.

[Eddie]

Oh,

[Amy]

movie star.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Actors. Yeah. Like a musician, singer, movie star. That type person still makes the list. And then Also filmmaker and TV host makes the list at 10. So let's see, there are. You're not gonna get this one. A CGI artist that's probably pretty new entrepreneur because you kind of just get to make your own schedule, chase your own dream, and a video game developer make the top 10. But I take it from this, you wanted to be a veterinarian when you were a kid.

[Amy]

I mean, there was a point.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

Was that the main thing when they asked you in elementary school what you wanted to be?

[Amy]

I mean, probably my uncle was a vet. And then obviously, when you're little, like, you love animals and you think you'll do that? No. By the time I got to high school, I was like, yeah, that's not a path for me.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you want to do in high school?

[Amy]

News anchor.

[Bobby Bones]

Nice.

[Amy]

That's where I went for career day, was to kxan.

[Bobby Bones]

Where did you want to be, Eddie?

[Eddie]

A rock star.

[Amy]

Or maybe K View.

[Eddie]

Like, I was even, like, asking Santa for, like, to get my friend Oscar drums to get my friend Michael, like, a guitar.

[Bobby Bones]

You were asking Santa to get your friend's presence so you could be a rock star because you needed the support.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

That's pretty crazy.

[Eddie]

Like, dude, since I was little, that

[Bobby Bones]

was always a dream. Yes. What do you want to be when you grow up? Kindergarten. You write it down. Rock star, rock star. Did it ever change?

[Eddie]

Yeah, somewhere. I wanted to be, like, a chemist.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoa.

[Eddie]

And then, like, in seventh grade, I took a chemistry class and, like, almost failed it. And, like, that's not gonna happen.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you want to be when you grew up? Lunchbox.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

First wanted to be a pro athlete, like everybody. But then I wanted to be in the military because I loved camouflage. Thought it was so cool. Then I learned that you can go and die, and I was like, no, I want to be an ambulance driver because they drive fast. And then I learned you had to be blood and guts. And I was like, I'm not going to do that. Then I said, real World.

[Bobby Bones]

At what age, though, did you stop doing ambulance? Military. Because it sounds like those are all what you think in first grade.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah. So I was like, what, 12 or 13 when real world came on? And I saw that, and I was like, that is what I want to do.

[Bobby Bones]

So when anyone say, what do you want to do?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I'm available in the real world.

[Bobby Bones]

So then what did you major in in college?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Speech, communication, and public relations. Minor in general business. Man, how smart does that sound?

[Bobby Bones]

And what do you have?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No, I got three hours short of A degree.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Eddie]

So none of that.

[Bobby Bones]

So none of that.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

None of that. But I was close.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

And I studied really hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you feel like you were giving up on your dream when you were pursuing college?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No, I went to college just to have a piece of paper. That way, if I ever needed something to fall back on, I'm like, ah, you know what I mean?

[Amy]

You mean the diploma?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah, It's a piece of paper. It's just a piece of paper.

[Amy]

That's why you went.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not just a piece of paper. It's represented by a piece of paper. But to certain businesses, you need to have completed whatever the assignment was to get that degree. It is represented by a piece of paper, but it's not just a piece of paper.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Like literally the last semester of college, people are like, hey, where are you applying for jobs? And I said, I'm not like, what do you mean? I was like, no, I'm going to be on the Real World. They're like, no, no, no. Like, really, where are you gonna work? And I said, on mtv, that's where I'm gonna be. And they just thought I was crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not much different than a creator. But. But if you're at the end of college still thinking that you're not looking for a job, that's again, that's a bit different.

[Amy]

Well, and you mentioned it, it's easier than you think now for kids, because to do that, he's relying on tons of other people.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yes.

[Amy]

To be a creator. Now, if you've got a computer, a camera and way to upload and determination and you're consistent, then you have a better shot.

[Eddie]

Good point.

[Bobby Bones]

Those people didn't come through for you.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

They never made me a star. But.

[Eddie]

Oh, there was that call though. You thought you missed.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No, I missed 323 LA man.

[Bobby Bones]

He missed a call to be in the Real World. And we've always said if they really wanted you, they had a call twice. They don't do a one and done and go, well, he didn't answer, so we're giving up on him.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

That was rough. That hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

What could have been?

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[Redfin Announcer]

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[Bobby Bones]

I'm the founder of meaningful beauty. When Dr. Sabah and I decided to do a skincare line together, he said to me, we are going to give women meaningful beauty. And I said, that's exactly right. We want to give women meaningful beauty. Which means each and every product is meaningful. It has a reason to exist. It's efficacious. You're going to get results and Then

[Amy]

you just go out and live your life.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

Visit Wells Fargo.com autographjourney Terms apply Amy's got a new hobby. She does this semi frequently. She was going to learn to sew. She's got her little sewing machine.

[Amy]

Well, I already know how to sew.

[Bobby Bones]

Got you a little sewing machine.

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah, so, but this is going to be my new thing because I haven't sewn since college when I had a purse business with my roommate. I have some curtains in my house, they need to be hemmed and I got a quote and I was like, you know what? That's hemming the bottom of a curtains. A straight line, no problem. Nothing crazy. So I went online and ordered a sewing machine and I'm going to do it myself and I'm going to bring back my sewing. So I'll start with my curtains and then maybe I'll start.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the, what's the overall goal here?

[Amy]

The overall goal is to also contribute to my chance of getting chose, chosen in a post apocalyptic situation. Because I don't, I don't know yet, like why someone would choose me for their community. So this is like a fear that keeps coming up.

[Bobby Bones]

So, okay, let's say world ends.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's an apocalypse. Everybody's fighting in their own little communities. There's no power.

[Amy]

You need gardeners.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What would Eddie do in, in the group?

[Amy]

Musical entertainment.

[Eddie]

That'd be great.

[Amy]

He can also cook, but he's not the farmer. He's just the, he'd be the griller.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I can farm, but yeah, I

[Amy]

could start a fire and then he can cook the meat.

[Bobby Bones]

But using his skills. If we, if we have a hunter, then Eddie grills it and Eddie also plays music.

[Eddie]

I'm the cook in the entertainment.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

They're gonna love me.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, what about lunchbox?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's tough.

[Bobby Bones]

What would his skill be?

[Eddie]

Because the lottery's not gonna be around.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, what would your skill be if

[Amy]

he's, he's a, he's a long distance runner. So we're gonna need male.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, if he breaks his ankle, though, we gotta put him down.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

You know, like, using resources.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Amy]

Could he be a courier? Other villages getting messages? Yeah, to people.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're gonna do that? You're gonna run?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Oh, no problem, man. Hey, you need me to run down to the well, get some water? I'll bring it back.

[Caller Billy]

Right, got it.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but you're older now.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

That's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You have one testicle, right? And a stomach pain every time you run.

[Amy]

Well, let's just assume he.

[Anabe Sofa Announcer]

We're all healthy.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah, we're getting healthy before the apocalypse happens.

[Bobby Bones]

Right?

[Amy]

I don't know if we still have some of our ailments come that time. Like, I don't know, I might. We might all get cut.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I mean, like, really, what good is sewing gonna do at that point?

[Eddie]

We need clothes, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

But imagine like the 1600s if you just, like, tore a ACL or like an Achilles pop. You're. You're done.

[Eddie]

You're dying.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

It was over.

[Amy]

The problem is, do we have electricity at all?

[Bobby Bones]

No. No electricity.

[Amy]

Sewing machine relies on that. But I can. I can do needle, and that's what Bobby will do.

[Eddie]

Bobby will.

[Amy]

No, Bobby's the leader.

[Eddie]

He'll create electricity and whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Create electricity?

[Eddie]

I don't know. You're smart. Like, you read a lot of books.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah, that's right.

[Amy]

Okay, but that doesn't create electricity.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

But he'll figure out how to get

[Eddie]

us some power, something.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah, because without electricity, we're kind of. What? I mean, Bobby's.

[Bobby Bones]

It'll be very much the web. Mutuality. Mutuality, Where I.

What?

I build everybody. We'll have to have everybody that does every sort of job. And if you don't bring something, then we kill you.

[Eddie]

And you're the leader, of course. Yeah.

[Amy]

Well, I don't know. You don't have to kill, but you just throw them outside the gate.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, then they get murdered.

[Eddie]

Well, the thing is, if you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

If you don't kill, you're not gonna

[Eddie]

have a lot of food for everyone. You gotta get rid of people.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You gotta get rid of.

[Amy]

No, we're not cannibals. We're not eating each other.

[Bobby Bones]

Terrible limited resources, though. You don't want somebody eating them all out. Look over.

[Eddie]

There's only so much.

[Bobby Bones]

Someone that's eating all. Someone's eating all the beets.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Like, what's up?

[Bobby Bones]

You know the beats. You don't want that.

[Eddie]

Get rid of them.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, throw them outside the gate. As Amy said.

[Amy]

I don't know why I spend more time thinking about this lately. Maybe it's just, like, the state of the world. You never know, like, what's gonna happen, and then you're like, is anybody gonna pick me to be on their team? You know, like, what? And now I've picked a sewing machine that can't even get plugged in.

[Bobby Bones]

That's true. Electricity.

[Amy]

But that's why. Also, I'm working on my gardening.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's good.

[Amy]

I just. What else can I offer?

[Bobby Bones]

If you guys overthrow me, I'm gonna throw you outside the gate.

[Eddie]

Ooh. Like, what do you call it?

[Amy]

A coup?

[Bobby Bones]

If there's a coup.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Oh, is it a coup?

[Amy]

No. I don't have the mental energy to overthrow you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude, that's too much.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm a fair leader. I'm a benevolent leader. So all good.

[Eddie]

Until. Until we're eating too many resources, and then.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's because you're hurting other people. Yeah. Then I throw you outside the gate.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Let us know how your sewing goes. Sure, Bones. So Raymundo will play us a famous sound from a movie. We just have to guess the movie. Is that right? Correct. How many have we got? Seven. Okay, let's go number one. I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

You good? What do you have?

[Amy]

Sure, go ahead. Star Wars.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I have. I've not seen it, but it sounds like a lightsaber to me. Eddie, that's a lightsaber. Star wars lunchbox.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I got Star Wars.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Eddie]

All right, good.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody's on the board. Good job. Next up.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm in. One, two, three. Jaws. Next. I think this is the name of the movie. I've not seen it, but

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie struggling. You in?

[Eddie]

No, too many options.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I had the trouble, too, of

[Eddie]

what I feel like they should both be right.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I may be wrong at all.

[Eddie]

I'm okay. I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

So I, like. I have. My answer is one thing, but Minions are what that is, right? Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there a Minions movie? Just a minion. Okay. I brought Despicable Me. Is that the movie they're in?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Despicable Me. I have. That's my answer. What's yours?

[Amy]

Minions.

[Bobby Bones]

That's probably right, too.

[Eddie]

Yes. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I'm Minions. Eddie.

[Redfin Announcer]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I have the Minions.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay.

[Amy]

Wait.

[Bobby Bones]

So was mine the one, the free. Where'd they start? They started in Despicable Me. And then they have their solo movie minions.

[Eddie]

Both work.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, next. I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

How are you guys so confident on that one?

[Bobby Bones]

Five seconds?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I don't know. I'll write that down. What do you have, E.T.

[Bobby Bones]

i have hunger Games.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Oh, see?

[Amy]

Hunger Games.

[Eddie]

Eddie, I have Hunger Games.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the one I have seen. Next.

[Amy]

What?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

That does nothing for you.

[Amy]

Nothing. Is it an animal or is a guy falling off a cliff? I don't know, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Both would be great. You want to hear it one more time?

[Redfin Announcer]

Sure.

[Amy]

Okay. What do you have, Tommy boy?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you're in the rye ballpark. It's one of your most sound. Most annoying sound in the world. Dumb and Dumber.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Dumb and Dumber.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Dumb and Dumber.

[Bobby Bones]

How many is that? That's five. Okay, what's the score? Bobby and Eddie, five. Amy and Lunchbox, four. All right, buddy, let's go.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Redfin Announcer]

What?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

One more time. I wouldn't bet money on this, but it's the only guess that I have. It doesn't even sound like what I think it sounds like. And I've seen this movie. Back to the Future. What do you have?

[Amy]

Back to the Future.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have, Eddie?

[Eddie]

Back to the future.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, what do you have?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Back to the Future.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that when the car is taking off?

[Eddie]

That's when he goes back in time.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Yeah. All right, one more.

[Eddie]

I mean, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I have written down that's my stomach when I eat dairy.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Seriously, play it again.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what it sounds like? Yeah.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Oh, man. Let's see. What are they building there? All right, we'll go with that.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Independence Day.

[Bobby Bones]

I have Transformers.

[Amy]

Amy, Transformers.

[Eddie]

I have Transformers.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we're tied. You and Eddie are tidy up.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You want to do three speed round, buzz in at any time and guess at any time.

[Eddie]

The Joker.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I don't think that's right. I think it's.

[Eddie]

I have.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's a Dark Knight. Joker laugh, and then. Yes, that's what I have as the answer. The Dark Knight.

[Eddie]

Oh, so I don't get the bell

[Bobby Bones]

for the Joker is not the guy. The Joker movie.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

That's Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight.

[Eddie]

There's too many movies, but that's the same character. I know, but that's like despicable Me and Minions, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I disagree because the Joker had a different person playing it. Yeah, it's totally different character.

[Eddie]

Oh my goodness. That's Heath Ledger.

[Bobby Bones]

That was Heath Ledger.

[Eddie]

And what do you have?

[Bobby Bones]

I have Dark Knight.

[Eddie]

You're up.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, number two. Go ahead, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Home alone.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I thought it was Dylan Dumber again. Come on. Dang, that's a good one.

[Eddie]

Okay, I gotta win.

[Bobby Bones]

Last one,

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Robocop.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that Robocop?

Oh, no.

Okay, let me take a listen. Do you know what it is?

[Amy]

I mean, now that he does that. But no.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Can you do it without us talking? Here we go. I'm gonna go with Robocop's cousin, Iron Man.

[Eddie]

That's Iron Man. I'm an idiot.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm an idiot. You're unbelievable.

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[Redfin Announcer]

Let's talk about modern home shopping. It's sort of become a fun side hobby, right? Scrolling listings at night, dreaming about kitchens you've never seen or backyards you haven't even stepped foot in. All from the comfort of pretty much anywhere. Redfin knows a lot of people like you want to own but are stuck in this browsing mode loop. That's where Redfin flips the script. With listings that update within minutes and tours you can book right from the Redfin app. You can see your dream home the moment it appears. Now, liking a listing is easy, but actually landing it, that's where Redfin comes in. Redfin has over 2200 agents with local expertise and Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents. That means they want to help you win. Not just window shop. Redfin is built to help you go from just looking to wait. This could actually be home. So become the newest neighbor on the block. Visit redfin.com to start finding and start owning. That's redfin.com hi, I'm Cindy Crawford and

[Bobby Bones]

I'm the founder of Meaningful Beauty. Well, I don't know about you, but like, I never liked being told, oh wow, you look so good for your age. Like, why even bother saying that? Why don't you just say you look

[Amy]

great at any age, every age.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what Meaningful Beauty is all about. We create products that make you feel confident in your skin at the age you are now.

[Amy]

Meaningful Beauty.

[Bobby Bones]

Beautiful skin at every age. Learn [e-mail].

[Anabe Sofa Announcer]

Picture this Me, Reese Witherspoon in London ordering fish and chips so often they might start wrapping me in paper. I'm traveling with my Wells Fargo Autograph Journey card. So I earn rewards wherever I book travel. Five times points with hotels, four times with airlines, three times on restaurant, restaurants and other travel and one point on other purchases. Imagine getting rewarded for eating a toad in the hole. Wait, what is a toad in a hole?

[Bobby Bones]

Visit Wells Fargo.com autograph journey terms apply. Let's talk about text message etiquette.

[Eddie]

Got a question? When you are texting someone you hadn't text, you haven't talked to them in like a couple weeks, right? It's a brand new text. Nothing, no continuing conversation. Brand new. Do you say hey blank or do you just go on with the text?

[Bobby Bones]

So if you're messaging me, for example,

[Eddie]

hey Bobby, hey, are you gonna be at the play at this thing at 3 o'? Clock?

[Bobby Bones]

How do you write a first text

[Eddie]

greeting or do you just go straight to hey, are you gonna be at this thing at 3 o'?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Clock?

[Bobby Bones]

I think it depends on how close I am to the person. Yeah, if I have their number and I rarely text them, I may put in a hey, so and so it's Bobby. Just because who knows they can have my name in their phone. If I think there's a chance they may not have my name on their phone, I'll definitely say, hey name, it's Bobby.

[Amy]

Sometimes I'll send the text and then I'll think like, oh shoot, they might not know. And then I'll send a follow up text, hey, this is Amy by the way.

[Eddie]

But like say it's someone like that, you know, like, like from. For instance, I was texting my brother in Law. He knows it's me. Like we have our numbers.

[Bobby Bones]

I would never do that.

[Eddie]

But I'm like, hey, John.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's weird.

[Eddie]

You gonna be at this thing on Christmas?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I don't really call anybody by their name that I know. Well, unless it needs to be stated. Like even you guys, if I'll do it on the show. Just people know I'm talking to. But I would never in real life or even text be like, hey, Eddie.

[Amy]

Yeah. I'm trying to think if like there's anybody that I do that to that

[Bobby Bones]

I know that feels weird. No, I don't.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're someone I text with semi frequently. I will not. There are people though, I think it's older people that sign their text.

[Eddie]

My father in law does that.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a couple people I know that will hit me with their, their two letters or initials at the end of a text, I guess. What about if you're wrapping up a conversation? Do you go, all right, that's it,

[Amy]

I'm out on text.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I mean there's gotta be an ending, right?

[Amy]

Wait, wrap it up with, with your name or.

[Bobby Bones]

No, just in general. Do you wrap it up or do you just let it float away? The float. There are sometimes if we're going back and forth, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And I'm wrapping it up, I'm like, all right, I'm about to go to bed or something like that. Just so I know they're not going to send me another one and I'm not going to get it.

[Eddie]

I do that with a symbol. I'll do like a little thumbs up.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Eddie]

And then that should be enough. Right? Like we're done talking here.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Just thumbs up means you just understood the message. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And then we're good. No follow up.

[Amy]

Thumbs up are so tricky.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Thumbs up for tricky because they could also be passive aggressive.

[Eddie]

Oh really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. My wife hates it when I thumbs up her.

[Eddie]

Is they do they see it as a like. Okay.

[Amy]

Even when I'm sending it, I feel weird sometimes. I'm like, I hope they received this the right way. Like it's. Everything's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Mine's mostly if there is something that you have stated to me that I have requested that I needed to know I can thumbs up as I'm sealing it. Got it. Understood.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The heart is weird to me.

[Eddie]

It's weird to me too.

[Amy]

It gets tricky as well because I

[Bobby Bones]

can love something, but it's a red heart.

I know.

[Amy]

And if it's like a Work exchange.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It's like you say something super nice or something complimentary, and you thumbs up, and it feels like that's not enough, but you heart it. It feels like you want to hook up with them. So that's weird.

[Eddie]

It does feel like I don't love anything that much, and I feel like if I heart it, I'm just like, oh, I love this, but I really don't. I just liked it.

[Bobby Bones]

I double tap the exclamation point sometimes. If it's something, you send me something, and I'm supposed to like it, and I really like it. I think that's my general. Because heart feels romantic. Thumbs up feels passive aggressive. If there's something you send me and I like it, I exclamation.

[Amy]

Well, you know, you can now go through.

[Bobby Bones]

And I know.

[Amy]

Put any emoji you want.

[Bobby Bones]

I know that takes a second time.

[Amy]

Right.

[Eddie]

Search the right one.

[Amy]

You have to look for the right.

[Bobby Bones]

That takes a second. But I think I'm more so now on the exclamation points. Whenever it comes to texting, if it's something you're sending me and I like it, and I don't want to, like, respond because sometimes I don't want to have a conversation on text. I just. I need to end it.

[Amy]

If you send one, do you just go with it or do you ever double tap and change it? Because I've.

[Bobby Bones]

Double tap.

[Eddie]

Change it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you can change it.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

If I've hit the wrong one.

[Amy]

Well, I've hit the one I thought I wanted to hit, and then it didn't feel right so that I go back and, like, try something else.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I've hit the one, like, thumbs down, and I meant thumbs up.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You need to clarify that.

[Bobby Bones]

And then I'm like, whoops. Yeah. So, like, if I did one of yours, because I've never sent anybody the heart eyes, because that's up there in the main ones.

[Eddie]

Oh, not even your wife?

[Bobby Bones]

Heart eyes. No.

[Eddie]

Yeah, That's a good one. Dude.

[Bobby Bones]

I've started to use the. The three fingers with the circle a little bit.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, got it. Because that feels.

[Amy]

Does this mean okay to you? Okay. Because this is the symbol for okay.

[Bobby Bones]

This means, like, got it in my mind.

[Eddie]

Oh, I go okay, And I go sarcastic. Okay. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That's sarcasm.

[Amy]

See, now if we get an okay from Eddie, it's not okay. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'll give you a thumbs up if I really mean, like, we're good.

[Bobby Bones]

My thumbs up is mostly like, okay,

[Amy]

this is where it's problematic.

[Eddie]

We gotta clarify.

[Bobby Bones]

So my. That thing with the circle and the three fingers up is like, okay, got it. My thumbs up like, okay. Well, yours seems like it's the opposite.

[Eddie]

It is the opposite. I think you're being sarcastic. If you give me the okay.

[Bobby Bones]

If I hit you with a question mark, like, I don't get what you're saying. I need you to restate it.

[Amy]

It's weird that the heart seems romantic to y', all because I Heart.

[Eddie]

It's a heart.

[Bobby Bones]

It's all. It also feels feminine.

[Amy]

Okay, maybe just because I'm not masculine.

[Bobby Bones]

If I like it, I don't hit the heart. I hit the exclamation point.

[Eddie]

Hey, where.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, if I really like it, where you would do a heart.

[Eddie]

Where does the haha go into play?

[Bobby Bones]

Say something that's not so funny that I want to respond to it, but it's funny enough to get you to shut up. I hit the haha.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, if it's funny and I don't really like, I have a whole conversation. It's like, pretty funny. Haha.

[Eddie]

But if you think it's funny, you'll write out haha.

[Bobby Bones]

If you get a ha for me, that's serious. A capital H, A H, A. Because it all goes in. So if it's mildly funny, and I know you're trying to be funny and there's a little bit of humor to it haha. With the hit. Slightly funnier than that. H A H A lowercase. Slightly funnier than that. H A H A capital letters. If I really laugh out loud, lol. If it's so funny, I will write I just laughed out loud.

[Eddie]

Okay, but you. I've also seen you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a tier system.

[Eddie]

I've also seen you write ha, but

[Bobby Bones]

lower or upper Lower. But many hahas didn't quite get to upper, but it was heavy on the lower.

[Amy]

A lot of.

[Eddie]

I thought that was a home run.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

The actual. The most home run you can get with me on a text is if I write to you. I just laughed out loud.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Second tier is lol capital, then it's lol. Lower, then it's capital. Hha, then it's lowercase haha. And then other than. There are subcategories too. Like haha is funny lowercase. But if I go hha, lowercase is slightly more than that, but not quite up to ha capital.

[Eddie]

I need a legend there on the bottom corner.

[Bobby Bones]

You meet me, I give you just a guide to my tech messaging. Wake up. You wake up. In the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear any emine lunchbox

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

trying

[Bobby Bones]

to put you through. Mike D's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic.

[Caller Billy]

So you know what this is.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, let's go over to Amy with the morning corny.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

The morning corny.

[Amy]

How does a cool camel greet his buddies?

[Bobby Bones]

How does a cool camel greet his buddies?

[Amy]

How you doing? How you doing?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

How you doing?

[Amy]

How you do.

[Bobby Bones]

That's terrible.

[Eddie]

What? I love that one.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Honey.

[Bobby Bones]

How you sand dune?

[Amy]

Yeah. Because camels are in the.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I get it. I swear to you. I swear. How you doing?

[Amy]

How you doing?

[Eddie]

How you doing?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Thank you.

[Amy]

Desert humor.

[Bobby Bones]

That was morning Corning. Yeah. From Arkansas. We didn't have deserts, apparently. Yeah. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

This story comes to us from Florida. A 37 year old man was at Publix. He's walking through the parking lot and he's like, wait a minute, is that my ex's SUV right there? Oh, you know what? She was rude when we broke up. Goes to his truck, Gets a hammer. Smashes the windshield. Smashes the driver's side window. Smashes the passenger's window.

[Bobby Bones]

What song does that sound like?

[Eddie]

The Black Cadillacs.

[Bobby Bones]

No, close. Same artist.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Before he cheats.

[Bobby Bones]

Before he cheats. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Won her suv.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, so it was already a bonehead. Now it's a double bone.

[Amy]

Yeah, you better be sure about that.

[Bobby Bones]

You got to look inside and see if there's. If she drinks Diet Coke, you want to make sure there's one in there. Make sure. Okay.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day?

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think the world ends in your lifetime? Yes or no, Amy?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No.

[Redfin Announcer]

Wow.

[Amy]

You mean world ending like Jesus returns or just like any.

[Bobby Bones]

Any and all Jesus returns. Nuclear war? Any.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No.

[Eddie]

But like no civilization, you die because

[Bobby Bones]

civil, like 90% of civilization or more dies now. You can answer it now.

[Amy]

No, I feel like some days were cooked, but not to that level.

[Eddie]

Not in our lifetime.

[Bobby Bones]

One in three people believe the world will end in their lifetime, according to a new study. That's why I was surprised. Morgan, do you. Yeah, I do. You do?

[Amy]

Wow.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

What in the world?

[Redfin Announcer]

I'm on social media all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

I see a lot of stuff. Well, some people do believe that Jesus will come back in their lifetime and that all these are signs. My usual response to that is these similar signs have been happening for a long Time for decades, for hundreds of years, and people have felt the same. And how needle in a haystack for it to be our time when that happens, this place has been around for millions of years. And for the 80, 80, 500 years that we live that it happens. I mean, that would be like hitting a lottery. Maybe not one that you want to be a part of. I'm not talking about Jesus in my end of world. Regardless, the study shows apocalyptic beliefs are no longer confined to the fringes of society and they're shaping how people respond to global threats. They studied more than 3,400 people in the United States and Canada, and a third of them believe that the world will end in their lifetime. I would say this is a narcissistic view of your existence. I don't mean that to Fendi Morgan. I would say to think because it absolutely could happen.

[Eddie]

She does have a few more years than us. It she's younger, maybe she walks and

[Bobby Bones]

get by a car.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

What, she can walk outside and get hit by a car.

[Eddie]

That's true. But I'm saying she's younger, so she has a few more years.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Like Morgan, what makes you think that the world's going to end? Like what?

[Anabe Sofa Announcer]

I just.

[Redfin Announcer]

We have a lot of nuclear weapons

[Amy]

now, more than we've ever had.

[Redfin Announcer]

There's a lot of turmoil in our government that's existing. There's uprising that's happening everywhere. There's just a lot of reasons for me to believe we're in a different state than we've been before. So it makes you want to question that reality.

[Bobby Bones]

And I don't hate that theory. The only thing that I would meet that with is I think the ability for turmoil to be shared is at a height. That's true. Meaning who knows what the crap was happening before social media. Or you're talking about in the 1600s or you're talking about when Genghis Khan as folks are just murdering thousands of people without. So I absolutely understand why you would feel that way. Because we see it everywhere we look. But now we have the ability to look in so many places that we never had that this has pretty much been happening since the dawn of day.

[Eddie]

I bet you World War II, they thought the world was gonna end.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, I'm telling you, I think, well,

[Amy]

they didn't even have all the information that like we.

[Bobby Bones]

I know to me, yes, World War I, World War II, to me, where I think of. I think everybody thought, yeah, this is the worst it's ever been. Was like 1969 was Vietnam War, the protests. Because World War II wars. But pretty much America was like, America F. Yeah. You know, we're fighting access. Access evil. It's the whole thing. It's like 69. Whenever you can go through all of the. The protests, we were fighting with each other and there was a war happening. It's very. It's what it feels like now. And if I talk to people that were, like, alive then, and I'm like, hey, this feels like this the worst it could have ever been. The couple of times I've talked to people who were alive then and actually could understand what's happening, it was met with. Man, this feels very familiar to 1969, just without social media.

[Amy]

What year was JFK assassinated at?

[Bobby Bones]

63, maybe? Yep.

[Amy]

So that was in the 60s. Yeah. Segregation, all kinds of.

[Bobby Bones]

I think more and more people think it because there's more ways to see it now, but also in 10 seconds, we could go away.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Is there a chance that the world is better than it's ever been?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Well, you didn't have a run. You didn't have hot water 100 years ago. Hot running water 100 years ago. There.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Didn't have air conditioned, didn't have color tv.

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting. You go there third. You know what I'm saying?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Like, there's medicine. I. I just. I think Morgan is one of those

[Bobby Bones]

people, not one of those people. I think this is common because we're able to say so much. Don't. Don't put her in a box.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No, she's one of those people that thinks negatively. Like, you gotta think what?

[Amy]

I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I feel the same way Morgan

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

does, where I'm like, she thinks the world's in it. Like, it's so bad there.

[Amy]

She thinks it could end in her lifetime.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Like, because she's on social media and she thinks all the bad stuff, but she doesn't think about the good. Like, we are living like the world is better than it's ever been.

[Amy]

I actually rapport. Like, I'm a pretty optimistic person typically, but I just.

[Redfin Announcer]

I think it's hard to consume the stuff that we're consuming right now and not feel some type of way about it.

[Bobby Bones]

I absolutely agree.

[Amy]

That's why we have to have boundaries. That's why you have to have friends that will tell you to go to bed.

[Bobby Bones]

Both. Both things can be right, by the way. Yes, Amy, go to bed, Go to bed.

[Eddie]

But if you're not looking at all that stuff, you could be happier.

[Bobby Bones]

You could be happier. But that doesn't mean that it's not true.

[Eddie]

Well, that's true. But again, it's been going on for as long as we've been living.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, you can live in your own reality and just, like, choose not to think about what's going on.

[Eddie]

I think that's where Lunchbox is coming from.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's where Eddie lives. Always.

[Eddie]

Yeah, always, man.

[Amy]

But y' all are informed.

[Eddie]

I mean, sometimes I have to look at news just to make sure what's going on. But really, I look at the news and be like, cool.

[Amy]

That's so crazy. You look at the news and think, cool.

[Eddie]

No, like, I mean, I'm not gonna let it affect my day. Just kind of like, well, that sucks. And then move on.

[Bobby Bones]

I would also say having four kids, you only have limited bandwidth.

[Eddie]

That's true, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And it's not like you're able to doom scroll so much because you got four kids. You're dealing with all different ages. I think all of that affects where Morgan doesn't and she can just doom scroll all day long and consume.

[Amy]

Well, she has to be also online for her job, so that probably makes it worse, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I doom scroll all day long, but funny.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

But she could get off for her job. She could get off of social media, like, for hours a day, but she doesn't.

[Eddie]

That's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm. So could I, Right? So could I. I. I think it could be both. I think we could be at a better time than we've ever been because of technology and allows us to have hot water or as Lunchbox would say, color tv.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

I was thinking more like ways to travel.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

I mean, just think about all the mattresses. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there need one type of mattress now. You can get the most comfortable mattress in the world and sleep better.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I would say, though, again, I would just meet that within 50 years, they're going to look back at this time if the world stood here and be like, no, that was garbage. 50 years. Can you believe they lived mattresses like that?

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

No, I get it.

[Amy]

We're probably sleeping like some floating.

[Eddie]

Even when the ice storms came by, everyone's like, oh, I can't live in this. You know, it's like you realize, like, wow, we've got a lot of stuff. Like, power brings us a lot of stuff. And when you don't have it, life's a little tough.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, man. Can I just. I hate.

[Amy]

We're not like in covered wagons anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

Meeting it with something else, too. But they were More prepared for that then, too. I know there wasn't heat, but they knew when winter was coming.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Even without electricity. So they did the things to prepare for those type. We weren't. We were just like, we're cold all of a sudden. Where's our heat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So both can be true. Yeah. It sucks. It seems like. It really sucks. It seems like in my lifetime, it sucks worse now than it ever has in my lifetime. That doesn't mean it's the suckiest it's ever been. And it also. There are also parts that are amazing like, that are just better than it's ever been. And technology allows that. But also, technology is also creating something that could kill us, too, which is. What do you think they're worried about AI doing? And not just AI making funny videos. Amy and I dancing on Soul Train. It's like, AI that's allowing places to be bombed, like intelligence, so causing division. So anyway, I don't think the world's gonna end in our lifetime. I think countries could get nuked.

[Eddie]

So that's a one of five. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But, man, I'm telling you, watch Paradise. You start to go, holy crap, in a bunker. I already wanted a bunker. But you go, holy crap, I want a bunker. But, no, I don't in my lifetime think that. Does anybody think, except for Morgan, we got 1, 2, 3.

[Lowe's / T-Mobile Announcer]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

What, you don't think it's gonna end on your life?

[Eddie]

No chance.

[Bobby Bones]

Four or five? One out of five here, Mike? I don't think so. But I have realized how fragile the world is and how easily we could be just wiped out of all of our technology and have to live under bunkers. Like, it's very fragile to that point.

[Eddie]

I've realized, I guess my age is how short life is.

[Bobby Bones]

That's happening. Mortality's creeping in. Mortality is creeping in, where it's like, man, very easily we could. I mean, not even just to get old, but you could just die through, like, a quick disease.

[Amy]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

An accident. Yeah, that, too. This one's supposed to be a bummer bit, by the way.

[Amy]

Well, bunkers aside, bunkers are never a

[Bobby Bones]

side, for the record.

[Amy]

I know. I just get that, like, for a lot of people, that may not be a thing, but I saw a girl talking about how, like, if you're not doing anything to be prepared in the hall, just, like, basic necessities that, like, you're already behind. And I'm, like. It made me think of Bobby's bird flu closet from back in the day and how we made fun of him.

[Bobby Bones]

I stocked up because they were like, bird flu's coming, big possibility. And I was like, why risk it? So I had all these cans right?

[Amy]

But it's also like, okay, why not just do little things here and there to stock up and try to be prepared just in case.

[Bobby Bones]

Good luck everybody.

[Eddie]

Thank you man.

[Bobby Bones]

As you head out into the world, I wish you the best, Bones. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye everybody.

[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones show the Bobby Bones Show Theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

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