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Eddie
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Come on, Bobby Bones. Transmitting across. This is a Bobby Bone show.
Lunchbox
Let's go.
Bobby Bones
Hey, I hope you had a great weekend.
Show Announcer
Welcome to Monday show Morning Studio.
Lunchbox
Morning Bones.
Bobby Bones
This person got in an Uber and said they noticed that their Uber driver was falling asleep while they were driving. I don't think it's a self driving car, so. Okay, hit the clip.
News Reporter
Scary ride for an Uber rider who caught his driver asleep at the wheel of the Tesla. The ride share customer sent us this video telling us that he was going to Costa Mesa on March 24th at around 7:30pm he said says the driver fell asleep on the 405 freeway. That writer tells us he contacted the Orange County Sheriff's Department but was told deputies would have needed to witness the driver asleep. He also filed a complaint with Uber but was initially informed he would not be able to find out whether any action was taken. This morning Uber sent him another message saying they are reviewing the driver's access to the app and have refunded his trip.
Bobby Bones
Oh, a refund. That's nice.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Tesla does have a self driving feature, but they never mentioned that's the case. And I would assume if you're driving Uber you can't hit that.
Eddie
Yeah, I don't care.
Amy
And you can't close your eyes even with it. Right.
Bobby Bones
So you can't. Yeah, in certain parts you can just. Oh.
Amy
I thought that it would notice your eyes.
Bobby Bones
Maybe, maybe, maybe. And then it regardless, it doesn't feel good.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
If you look up when your Uber driver's asleep. No, that's from KTLA 5 News. Eddie and I were getting a new an Uber out of California. We were flying back here, then we got the Uber's fine, got to the airport, got out. Eddie said I don't want to tell you this.
Abby
Yeah.
Eddie
So I met the Uber before Bobby got there and I had the bags and so the guy parks in front of the hotel and he's like, all right, you got bags. And he gets out and he opens the Back latch. And he grabs the bags. And as he's grabbing our bags, the car starts moving forward. He forgot to put it in park.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
And he goes, oh, crap. And runs back in the driver's seat and stops it and puts it in park.
Amy
That is a little. That would lead me to worry a little bit. Like, what's wrong with him? What's he doing?
Eddie
I wanted to tell Bobby. So as soon as Bobby got in the Uber, I wanted to be like,
Amy
dude, should we order another one?
Bobby Bones
We were kind of in a hurry, though. That's probably the decision that he made.
Amy
I'm sure it was just a little accident. Yeah, we've all been there.
Eddie
No, we have not.
Bobby Bones
But not when our job is to drive, right? Yeah, that's. That's crazy.
Eddie
I waited till we exited the Uber and like, hey, man, I think now's the perfect time to tell you once
Amy
you made it safely.
Bobby Bones
There is a school that had over 200 doors glued shut. Okay. This is from Six ABC Action News. Play that clip, please.
Amy
Nearly 200 doors across the campus were glued shut.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Amy
It happened late last month during finals week at Patrick Henry High School in San Diego. Surveillance images show the suspect police are now looking for. Students and teachers say they were stunned by the vandalism, which created some really strange moments.
Bobby Bones
Police believe the suspect acted alone, and they aren't sure whether or not this
News Reporter
was meant to be a senior prank.
Bobby Bones
The damage, though, is estimated at $70,000.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
That's what's going to get him in trouble? Oh, no. Because that's pretty crazy. $70,000 is so much money to have to pay because somebody broke. Broke something or painted something standalone. Oh, that's a lot. It's funny. It's funny. Until you hear that number. Everybody gets in. Nobody can get in. That's funny.
Eddie
It's so funny. How many doors?
Lunchbox
Two.
Amy
200.
Eddie
And they. He acted alone. Bravo. That's amazing.
Bobby Bones
We're still applauding them. You can't wear a shirt or a hat or shoes that have any sort of mark on them, though. Even a B sweatshirt someone's going to recognize. Hey, my friend Philip has that sweatshirt. You gotta go all black if you're gonna do something like this. But I had never heard of people gluing doors shut. It's pretty funny. But 200 doors, probably much in $70,000 in damage.
Amy
That's so weird. Like, y' all are. God. Like, I don't think there's anything really that funny about it.
Eddie
Really?
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You don't Think there's anything funny. But all right, now the bell rings, everybody goes in, nobody can get into their door cuz they're all glued and they're looking around like you're dory, you're door. That's not funny to you at all.
Eddie
And was Philip there to witness everyone trying to open the door? Because that'd be the best payoff.
Bobby Bones
I would look for the person laughing the hardest, the earliest in the footage. Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife is five months pregnant. We're getting into some serious baby naming drama. We're having a boy and my wife is insisting that the name be special. So if it's Rob and that's not really an original name, she wants to be Rob with two Bs. If it's Sean, S, C, H, A W, N E, Sean. If it's Kevin, two V's. I think it's crazy. Is this a pointless fight or should I just let her have this one sign? Chris with one S. That's funny. I would fight for your right to party on this one to name your kid. Because your kid is gonna have to deal with people misspelling his name. If it's a boy, it seems like it is his whole life. Not only that, if they don't misspell it, they may pronounce it wrong. That's Sean. S, C, H, A W and E. Okay, next up, Shawane.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
Now that'll happen a bit too.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Now that's different than naming a kid something weird or odd or different. I think those are two different arguments. I would rather you pick a name that was so original than pick a name that's normal and spell it wrong.
Amy
Right? Yeah. I wonder what's behind her desire to mix it up a little bit. Like why Rob with two Bs?
Bobby Bones
You know, playing elementary therapist.
Amy
Sure.
Bobby Bones
Probably she didn't feel seen a lot of her life for different reasons. And she wants whatever child she has to be a bit different and be seen because she did not have that Rob. I was called Roll. Are you here?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What I would want to know, and I think this is something for you, Chris, to talk to your wife about is like why she's so set on having a name that is so original. Because I'm sure it is really something that is meaningful to her, not just let's do something goofy.
Amy
Yeah, no, but I'm with you on. Yeah, Pick a little bit of a different name, but just make it a different name, not spice up regular names.
Bobby Bones
What if she says, okay, different name. Rabba buh Buh. And that's actually the baby's name. I don't think you're out of line for asking as to why she wants to do this. And I would say this one's worth the. The. The disagreement to win this one. Because this is for your kid, not just for yourself.
Amy
Like, go. Middle name. Like go spice up the middle name however you want.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Michael with a K. Go for it. No, no. K, M, I, C, H, A, E, L. Middle name. Okay, you can give them the craziest spelling you want.
Amy
Sure.
Bobby Bones
Middle name.
Amy
But. But K. M isn't a thing, Michael.
Bobby Bones
That's why I said you can name it in K before a lot of stuff you can. There's K. Spell the word night. As in someone who fights.
Amy
Right? No, spell it K. N. I. I know, but that's a N. Like knock.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Are you the letter rules now? I'm saying you could do it the same. Well, don't let me bring up K Mart. Oh, okay. Also known as Kamart.
Eddie
Kamart.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'd fight for this one. It's gonna be bad for your kid. Not just you guys. So get her to pick either a. A name that's a little more original. I think that works better than changing up an original name.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That's so dumb. I hate. I don't like to say that, but that's so dumb. Don't name your kid Kevin with two V's. Kevin Vaughn.
Amy
People are gonna think that's a typo.
Lunchbox
You're right.
Eddie
That's so true.
Bobby Bones
You are right. Okay, there you go. Close it up. So Abby answers our phones, and she's a producer on the show. She has a fiance. Her fiance works in money. Eddie says her that Abby won't leave him alone now, but this is getting ridiculous. Abby's always like, you need to give money to my fiance.
Eddie
Like, I'll be going to the break room, Amy, to heat up my food. And Abby comes up to me, like, scares me, and like, hey, you got to really do this. And she said, quote, he can make you rich.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so that sounds like some shady's happening, right?
Amy
Yeah, that does feel weird.
Bobby Bones
Abby, what's going on here?
Abby
No, because he won't believe that. He thinks that, like, he's going to tell me everything, and that's why he doesn't want to do it. But he's missing the fact that he can actually help him.
Bobby Bones
How much money does Eddie need to give your fiance for your fiance to make Eddie rich?
Abby
I don't know. That's not my wheelhouse well, you keep saying you're rich.
Amy
Well, he can make it more than he has.
Eddie
No, no, she said, guys, she said, quote, he will make you rich.
Abby
He will in time.
Eddie
See?
Bobby Bones
Did your fiance tell you to scare and hassle Eddie during and after the show?
Abby
No, he did not. He's not like that.
Eddie
Is there. Can I ask a question? Is there a deal where, like, you get a split of the money?
Amy
Oh, yeah. What do they call that? Finder's fee.
Eddie
Right.
Abby
There's not a deal. I want to help you. I want to help him. Everybody can be a winner.
Bobby Bones
Okay? You say weird stuff like that at the end.
Amy
I think her main thing is, is she's not going to get information about Eddie's money situation. Eddie's the old. Because the way I see it, Eddie won't work with him because he thinks that he's gonna, like, over dinner, talk to Abby about Eddie's finances.
Eddie
Can you imagine? They're a dinner. And Abby just goes, hey, seriously, like, just off the record, how much money does he have? And then he's like, all right, don't tell anyone. And then she. He tells Abby. Now Abby's.
Bobby Bones
She said that as a bit. We do the bit on the show. Everybody know.
Eddie
Like, it just doesn't seem professional.
Amy
Yeah. None of us here know anything about what each other makes.
Show Announcer
I do.
Bobby Bones
I know what everybody makes.
Amy
Okay. I'm talking about not you. Oh.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you didn't say that. You said none of us.
Amy
Well, us.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Amy
You are different.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Amy
Obviously, you. You pretty much know. You know what everybody makes.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Of course.
Show Announcer
I know.
Bobby Bones
I know every nickel.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I have to. I would say this. You don't have to tell them how much. All you have. You can just say, I have this much money to work with. What would you, like? What can you help me do with it?
Eddie
Oh, is that right? It's not like, hey, this is my wealth. Let's rock.
Bobby Bones
You would use the word wealth, right?
Eddie
I mean, isn't that what it's called?
Show Announcer
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Do you think you have enough? Do you call it wealth?
Show Announcer
No. No.
Eddie
I mean, no, but I. I thought any money was wealth.
Amy
Like, oh, your net worth.
Eddie
Yeah, I didn't think that, like, you know, $5,000 is wealth.
Bobby Bones
I think you could literally go to him and say, hey, I'm interested in your services. Here's 50 bucks. This is all I have to work with. What can we do that? Not 50 bucks, but that's just the number I'm using.
Eddie
Okay. And that's if that's the case, I'm not worried about Abby knowing that I gave him 50 bucks.
Bobby Bones
Abby, thoughts?
Abby
Well, yeah, because normally he likes to plan for retirement, so he's getting numbers. But you don't have to do it that way. Yeah, if you don't trust me.
Eddie
She's trying to get the number.
Bobby Bones
Usually what he does, he won't tell me.
Abby
I promise. It's actually annoying. He won't tell me and he doesn't say his clients names.
Bobby Bones
So by you saying that, it means you're asking though. So Nettie's scared now that you're going to ask one night.
Amy
But he's not going to budge. He has integrity.
Eddie
We don't know that.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I don't know if he has integrity. I never even met the guy.
Eddie
We have no idea.
Abby
He says it's against the law.
Eddie
Is it?
Amy
Yeah. There's HIPPA for money, but fipa Financial.
Bobby Bones
Financial.
Lunchbox
Hipaa.
Bobby Bones
So you are, you're not going to work with Abby's fiance?
Eddie
I'm leaning towards no.
Bobby Bones
You need somebody, you have to have somebody.
Eddie
I have Luke Bryan's basis.
Abby
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Somebody messaged me and they said they were listening to the podcast and what made them laugh out loud the most is that Eddie said he had a guy doing his money and it was Luke Bryant's basis. I think you should at least meet with Abby's fiance for two reasons. I think you would learn a lot from it. And two, it'd be great for the show for us to talk about in that order. And you have to tell them anything about how much money you have.
Eddie
Okay, I'm, I'm down with the meeting.
Amy
Does he have a men though? Like, does he. Will he work with anybody?
Bobby Bones
Why do you say a min, A minimum?
Eddie
What I know. Wealth, Men,
Amy
Making stuff up. Does he? Because some people, he might be like, he may need to know if he's gonna work with you. He might be like, I literally show up with 50.
Eddie
He's like, dude, this is not worth my time.
Bobby Bones
Abby. Will he come to our building and meet with Eddie in the conference room?
Abby
Possibly.
Eddie
Just him though. Abby, I swear, if you show up, if you show up, it's not happening.
Amy
Eddie should go to him.
Bobby Bones
I'm just trying to make it as easy as possible. I don't care.
Abby
I'll ask him.
Eddie
I like the building idea.
Bobby Bones
Come to the building.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Will you just ask him and we'll check back in in a week or so?
Abby
Yeah, I will not bug the room with a mic.
Bobby Bones
Don't say stuff like that.
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Bobby Bones
These are small things they say guys can do to boost how hot they are. But small things you don't think much about.
Show Announcer
That'll help.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Number one.
Show Announcer
Rolled up sleeves.
Bobby Bones
It just exposed forearms
Amy
is harder than not.
Bobby Bones
Does that, does that resonate at all?
Amy
I haven't really ever thought about it, but now that you mention it, I could see where that's attractive.
Bobby Bones
Do they have to be big forearms though, or just any forearm?
Amy
I think some muscle helps.
Bobby Bones
Okay. How about the third button rule? If you're gonna unbutton the top of that shirt, the third button is where to stop.
Amy
Third button seems deep.
Bobby Bones
That seems deep.
Amy
That seems a little.
Eddie
So you're counting the very top one?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So that one for sure has to be unbuttoned. Although sometimes I've buttoned it. The second one is max for me. I would never go third.
Amy
Yeah.
Abby
Third.
Amy
You gotta have a second special chest.
Eddie
I think that's kind of my mo. The third button.
Bobby Bones
Or, or be in Miami.
Amy
Right.
Eddie
You have to be somewhere tropical.
Bobby Bones
You go all the way down to third.
Eddie
Yeah, I, I third button it.
News Reporter
Two.
Eddie
Two is almost a little too uptight. Like it's like a little.
Amy
Lack your third button on a Tuesday in Nashville.
Eddie
If I'm wearing like a button up long sleeve. Yes, ma'.
Bobby Bones
Am.
Amy
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
Maybe that's why people think he's hot. He's doing this little stuff. Okay, the next one. Light facial hair.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
The mildly scruffy Indiana Jones look never goes out of style.
Amy
100.
Bobby Bones
You're going hard on that one.
Amy
Yeah. Because I. That's the one that I've resonated with the most.
Bobby Bones
Posture.
Amy
Sure. Posture is good for everybody.
Bobby Bones
Is posture something you only notice if it's bad, but you don't.
Amy
I think that there's with that. What's subtle about that is subconsciously we see a more confident person, whether a woman or a man. When posture is good. We equate that with confidence.
Bobby Bones
They say clean and crisp like iron your clothes.
Amy
I never.
Bobby Bones
Do you notice if a guy's a button up shirt on, if he has wrinkles or not?
Amy
I guess I don't.
Bobby Bones
But do you notice if he has a lot of wrinkles?
Amy
I probably would notice a lot of wrinkles, but I'm trying to think if I notice crisp. There is something about a crisp like white shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
Eddie
Oh, wow.
Amy
Okay. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You like cufflinks?
Amy
I, I don't.
Bobby Bones
I didn't make the list. I Don't even own cufflinks. I just don't know if that's a thing where that.
Eddie
Even if you're not wearing a tuxedo, some people might.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Show Announcer
I don't know.
Eddie
Just on a long sleeve.
Bobby Bones
I don't know that I've ever worn cufflinks.
Amy
I think if you're a cufflinks guy, you do.
Bobby Bones
I don't know a cufflinks guy, but they exist. Shoes. Do you notice men's shoes?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Look up, look up. Look up to the sky.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
What kind of shoes am I wearing?
Amy
You're. I know what you're wearing.
Bobby Bones
Like what style?
Amy
You want me to say the brand?
Bobby Bones
No, what style?
Amy
Oh, loafers.
Bobby Bones
Okay. What's Eddie wearing?
Amy
Well, tennis shoes. I already know.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
I noticed he's wearing tennis shoes. No, no, no. Here's what I notice. And I'm not going to say brands. I'm not going to say specific kind. There is a type of shoe where if I, as a single person, if someone wearing these shoes were to ask me out, I would struggle.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
To say yes.
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, just say. Not to say no.
Eddie
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
I thought you were like, they wear this shoe. I'm on them.
Eddie
Yeah. Automatic.
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
No, it's the opposite.
Amy
It's the opposite. Really? No, no.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no.
Eddie
Crocs?
Amy
No, no.
Bobby Bones
Is it a luxury brand?
Amy
I would really. No, no. I think they're. I don't know what they cost. They might be expensive, they might not be. I don't know. But they're.
Bobby Bones
You don't want to share.
Amy
They're popular and I don't get it. I am. I. I question everything when I see them. I don't like kids. Some kids wear them. I don't like them on kids.
Bobby Bones
Does anyone have any. And I'm a shoe guy.
Show Announcer
And I'm not hocus.
Amy
Nope.
Bobby Bones
I'm not arriving at the brand.
Amy
Nope. Not hocus.
Eddie
Are they like slides?
Amy
Kinda, I guess. I think you could maybe slide them on. But they have laces.
Eddie
They have laces.
Amy
Little ones.
Bobby Bones
Why don't you want to say what it is?
Amy
Because I don't want.
Eddie
If anybody listening.
Amy
Right. Hold on. Because. Hold on, let me say. Because if someone listening right now looks down and they have them on, I don't want them to think negatively because this is just my opinion.
Bobby Bones
They're gonna jump out the car window if they're like, oh, God, no.
Amy
But I just don't want to offend anybody. I'm just saying, for me, personally, I
Bobby Bones
have a couple guys.
Amy
If a guy were to ask me out and he showed up on the date with those shoes on, I would be like, no, man, this is not gonna work. Or if you were to ask me out while he had the shoes on, I might be like, okay, okay. I guess, honestly, I'd probably go. And then I would just think, I can fix this. We can get rid of those shoes.
Bobby Bones
Do I ever wear this kind of shoe?
Amy
No. I don't know that I've seen anybody with their shoes. I do wonder if Lunchbox has them.
Bobby Bones
I think he does.
Eddie
I think I know what you're talking about. And I'm pretty sure Lunchbox has.
Amy
They're very popular.
Bobby Bones
What's the brand? Are they hey dudes?
News Reporter
Yes.
Amy
I, I, I even think at one point they came through.
Lunchbox
Pretty comfortable.
Amy
No, no, no. I know a lot of.
Bobby Bones
I had some for, for a time. They're pretty good.
Abby
You had them?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. The gray ones that you just slide on.
Amy
Uhhuh. I feel like at some point something came through for an endorsement for me and I couldn't do it. I could, I was like, can't. I can't. Cuz we, I we. No, dude, we're authentic here. I couldn't.
Bobby Bones
We are authentic here. Yes. Well, no, yeah, I'm glad. I think they're making like, better like type shoes though, now. Not just the kind of you're thinking of.
Amy
I'm talking about the very popular ones you see all the teen guys wearing and then some adult.
Bobby Bones
I think they've upgraded their shoes a little, but I hear you.
Eddie
I think I thought about buying those.
Bobby Bones
If you're not worried about people judging you wear them well.
Eddie
Amy's really.
Lunchbox
They're comfortable.
Amy
No, I don't want to judge. I'm just saying for me, it's, it's
Bobby Bones
just not, it's not your thing.
Amy
Yeah, maybe. I don't know what it is.
Eddie
Brad Pitt comes up in hey dudes
Bobby Bones
and that's all he's wearing. No clothes, just hey dudes like Brad. Why? Some of those are from Alpha M. I totally got that article. But yeah, light blue. Also, they said for some reason light blue colors work on everyone.
Amy
Light blue. I like a light blue, even if
Bobby Bones
you don't think it's your style. Try light blue.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Trace Atkins, artist sent me this massive edible arrangement, which was so nice, I thought it was a joke at first. I like Trace. I've known Trace for a long time. And Trace sings songs like Every Light in the House is on or Turn It Up, Honk it, talk. But massive guy used to work on oil rigs. Like, dominating presence, deep voice, physically massive guy. Just big dude. And all of a sudden, I get this big edible arrangement from trace that had fruit and chocolate covered strawberries. A balloon, I thought a balloon. Yeah, a balloon. You're right. I forgot about the balloon.
Amy
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
I thought it was so nice that someone would come on our show and then send that as a thank you. And I've known Trace for a long time, so it's just funny. And then I started to think, did trace really send that?
Amy
Yep. Or what do you mean, hit someone from his team or him?
Bobby Bones
I have the belief that even if it's someone from your team, that's from you.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because you have to hire your team.
Eddie
It said, it had a little note. It said, from Trace Atkins.
News Reporter
Right.
Amy
So, like, what do you mean?
Bobby Bones
That was just the one person. I did not expect to send an edible arrangement out of every person we have ever had on the show. Number one, Trace Atkins. Number two, probably co Wetzel. Huh? Like, those are edible arrangement type guys. Those are like, man.
Eddie
Yeah, they send you a knife or something
Bobby Bones
or one note to protect you in a bar fight later down the road, give me a call. So we get this, and I can't eat most of it because I can't eat dairy. And so I say, hey, I think Eddie was sitting next to me. You can have this edible arrangement. And so I think Amy was watching you eat it.
Amy
Well, so we opened it up, we were looking at it, and there was brownies and cheesecake, and then it had some blueberries and pineapples, But a lot of it was covered in chocolate. Like chocolate covered apples, chocolate covered strawberries, white chocolate and dark chocolate covered bananas.
Eddie
So good.
Bobby Bones
Like, was it a solid edible arrangement?
Eddie
It was a good one.
Bobby Bones
Expensive one.
Amy
It was really good. And Eddie was looking at it, and so he started with the non chocolate stuff. He's like, pineapple, blueberry, nothing. And then I was like, oh, my gosh, this cheesecake is so good. And he's like, oh, I can't have that. I can't have that. And then he. He's like processed. It's processed like, okay. And then he picks up the white chocolate, dark chocolate covered banana and throws a couple of those back and they're like big bananas, not just little slices. And then I thought, well, what does he think that the white chocolate and dark chocolate are, like, not processed?
Eddie
Yeah, I think the thought process was that it was less because there's actual fruit in there. You know, it's like, that's a Banana with a little bit of chocolate.
Bobby Bones
So with a little bit of process.
Amy
Totally covered. So it was just funny, his process of how he was like, no, no, no, no. I can't have anything processed. Hey, will you pass me that banana? That's true.
Eddie
That fully white chocolate covered banana is dark chocolate processed. Because I feel like that's pretty much coke.
Amy
Well, I'm calling it dark chocolate. It's probably milk chocolate, but just with a darker tint. I believe they both were. There was a lot of sugar in there.
Eddie
It was so good.
Bobby Bones
Dude, I get jealous that I can't have that type of stuff. So I gave it and left the room because I didn't want to watch you guys eat it.
Amy
Well, if you opened it up, you would have seen. You could have had some blueberries.
Bobby Bones
I don't care. Fresh fruit next to cheesecake. Blueberries are basically garbage. If blueberries are by themselves. Blueberry next to cheesecake or chocolate covered banana. Garbage. Who else would never send an Edible Arrangement? Not because they're bad people, but because it's just not their brand. Right.
Amy
Like Kit Moore.
Eddie
That's so good. Amy. He would never.
Bobby Bones
Okay, our top five list is going to be. Trace is number one on the list of. I would never expect an Edible Arrangement from Trace Adkins.
Eddie
I guess we have them all wrong.
Bobby Bones
So Trace at one again. I'm gonna put co Wetzel up there.
Eddie
That's good.
Bobby Bones
Who did you say?
Amy
I said Kit more.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think Kip's a three. I don't know. Aldine's like a normal dude. Yeah, I think so. Because he, like, has, like, young kids still, like, volunteering at school.
Eddie
If we got one from Aldine, I'd be like, for sure. His people sent that. Like, for sure.
Show Announcer
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't. I don't know. Jason's kind of annoying. We've seen Jason out in normal places. He doesn't look like Jason Aldean.
Amy
I could see him literally being. Yeah, I just got an endorsement deal with them.
Bobby Bones
Jason Aldean and. And this tour fire eater is brought to you by Edible Arrangement?
Abby
Yeah.
Amy
Like, it still works with Jason to me.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Like, if Justin Moore sent one up, I would think that would be weird.
Amy
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And I know Justin.
Show Announcer
I feel like, really well, but I
Bobby Bones
feel like he's so cowboy. Cowboys don't eat Edible Arrangements.
Amy
Cody Johnson. Apple.
Bobby Bones
Cody Johnson would never say. You might send a pony. A very expensive pony. Actual horse.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Amy
Okay. Yeah, Cody Johnson.
Bobby Bones
But he would never send an Edible Arrangement.
Amy
Is there Wilson?
Bobby Bones
No, she's normalish. Now.
Amy
So are we removing all women from the list, or is there.
Bobby Bones
Women are thoughtful. Women are thoughtful.
Abby
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. This is kind of like guys who would never even think about it. Not that they're not thoughtful, but never in a million years because they would
Amy
think of other things.
Bobby Bones
Like, I have a gift. I have to send Trace back. I'm gonna send Trace back because he sent you a no.
Amy
Yeah, I figure I know what it is I think we're to do. I'm not gonna say yes.
Bobby Bones
It was. And when I got that, I thought, oh, I gotta move faster. But then I thought, how do I get a gift of Trace? Seconds. But I'll get it to him.
Eddie
You know where he lives?
Bobby Bones
I know. Well, I'm not taking to his house, dude. I'm not driving it to his door. But do I know the part? Yeah.
Show Announcer
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
But I'm like, I'm not showing up. Trace, I got you a gift. It's me, Bobby, anyway.
Amy
Brown.
Bobby Bones
Nah.
Eddie
Who?
Bobby Bones
Zach Brown. Could and would.
Eddie
I feel like he's a softy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, okay, a softy. But he'd send, like, an Edible Arrangement also with, like, a dragon thigh or something on it. Or, like, this smoked flame covered in leather that he made at his own house with his own two hands. Trace Atkins, you're the man. Thank you for the Edible Arrangement, Bones. I think something we should bring up is Lunchbox won a lawsuit. Do you guys know about this?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
If he hasn't told you, I didn't mean to run the surprise.
Eddie
No, he didn't tell me.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I won a lawsuit. This is my second time in the courtroom, and I am now two. I won my traffic parking ticket. And this one I saw online there was a clash class action lawsuit against Blue Cross Blue Shield. And I was like, I am a proud carrying member of Blue Cross Blue Shield. So I went online immediately and I filled it out. They said you could be getting millions of dollars. And after months of waiting, they came back with an email saying, congratulations, you won your lawsuit against Blue Claw Blue Cross.
Bobby Bones
You get there.
Lunchbox
Blue Shield. And I was given $28.
Abby
Ah.
Lunchbox
I won a lawsuit.
Abby
Yes.
Lunchbox
Because I always see those. I'm like, do you ever really win anything? And Blue Claws. Blue Shield is in my pocket. And 28 is in my pocket also.
Bobby Bones
What's the company?
Lunchbox
Blue Cross Blue Shield.
Abby
There you go.
Lunchbox
That's a tough one to say.
Bobby Bones
Did you get the money already?
Show Announcer
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Check.
Lunchbox
No, it goes to your bank account.
Bobby Bones
Direct deposit. Yeah.
Eddie
What about lawyer fees?
Bobby Bones
You gave them Your information.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You got hacked.
Lunchbox
All right, there he is.
Eddie
I mean, simple as that.
Bobby Bones
Simple as that.
Lunchbox
Unless they said that maybe they said a check is coming tomorrow.
Eddie
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Eddie
Did they say thank you?
Amy
Is this another scam?
Eddie
He's looking.
Lunchbox
Oh, I'm looking right now. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me find you.
Eddie
Send him your bank.
Lunchbox
Am so happy about it.
Amy
What?
Abby
What are you.
Lunchbox
What are you typing? I'm trying to look at my email for. The email you're trying to look at.
Bobby Bones
Your email said Blue Cloth. That's why I kept saying it wrong. It's because really, what it said, you want money from Brew Cloth Glue.
Eddie
What does it say? What does it say?
Lunchbox
I'm trying to find it.
Bobby Bones
For those who don't know, Lunchbox had his whole Robin Hood account hack because they messaged him and said, hey, there's a problem. Send us your username and password.
Amy
And he sent it.
Bobby Bones
And he did. And they go, thank you.
Amy
Lunchbox's money isn't the only money invested in his Robin account.
Lunchbox
Guys, they Venmoed me. Okay, so it's same thing as direct deposit.
Bobby Bones
Blue Cross Blue Shield scams are prevalent schemes where fraudsters impersonate the insurance company to steal your personal data, bank details, or money. They will even send small amounts of money to make it feel like you have not been scammed.
Amy
Wait, so they venmoed you 28.
Eddie
There is no way they would check your video.
Bobby Bones
Hold on. So you gave them your bank account
Show Announcer
number and then they venmoed you?
Lunchbox
No, no, I.
Amy
He thought he did.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I knew that I had moved it to my bank account because what you go. You got to go to Venmo to cash out.
Bobby Bones
How did they have your Venmo at Blue Cross Blue Shield?
Lunchbox
No, they asked for it.
Amy
Who?
Lunchbox
Who? Email.
Amy
They paid you via Venmo. This just doesn't sound very.
Bobby Bones
You got paid via Venmo, like a class action lawsuit from a massive company?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Was there even a class action lawsuit
Amy
we can look up? Because there have been some. You know, there was, like, Tom's toothpaste.
Bobby Bones
Yes. The initial payments. When did you get yours?
Lunchbox
A few days. Like maybe four or five days ago.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
It's about right. Right.
Bobby Bones
The initial payments will begin June. Yeah, maybe. But also since they knew that I would just watch your account.
Lunchbox
Oh, no, man.
Bobby Bones
You start seeing you may not have been scammed, but based off your recent history, you might have been scammed.
Amy
This is just an overview, but it says class action lawsuit settlements typically do not Pay through Venmo instead. They usually issue checks or direct deposits to the claimants bank accounts. You may need to provide your bank details. Mailing address.
Lunchbox
Sending my Venmo, man.
Bobby Bones
No, that's all you sent was your Venmo. You did not send a bank account.
Lunchbox
No, no, no, no.
Bobby Bones
I'm thinking you're backing up because you know you've been hacked.
Lunchbox
No, because I. I transferred it to my bank from. From Venmo. I just. Listen, man.
Amy
Do y' all do that when you get paid in Venmo, you just leave it in there?
Eddie
Depends on the amount in there.
Bobby Bones
Because it's $20. I never get paid in Venmo more
Lunchbox
than 20 or 30. What do you mean you leave it in there?
Amy
Because then it's Venmo money. Like, if you pay somebody.
Lunchbox
Every time I try to. I. I can't spend money from Venmo.
Eddie
Yes, you can.
Abby
You can.
Eddie
You.
Bobby Bones
You can Venmo people from the Venmo.
Amy
If you owed Eddie 10 bucks, you could just.
Lunchbox
Oh, that comes out of your bank account.
Bobby Bones
Not if you have 28 Venmo.
Lunchbox
And every time I try to do that tells me it's not valid.
Bobby Bones
You got hacked again.
Eddie
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
Pot.
Lunchbox
I didn't get hacked, man. I got money. Okay, Keep.
Eddie
So did he really win a lawsuit here? I don't.
Bobby Bones
What did you do to win the lawsuit?
Show Announcer
You were just.
Lunchbox
You just went online and filled out
Bobby Bones
paperwork that say what?
Lunchbox
It proved you had Blue Cross Blue
Bobby Bones
Shield, and you went online to a site.
Lunchbox
Yeah, because it was a news story saying, hey, there's a clash action lawsuit.
Amy
Because they paid out. They paid out a lot of money. 2.67 billion.
Bobby Bones
Just keep us updated. Okay, I will. And don't be embarrassed, because it's a safe place. If you got scammed again, we will not laugh.
Lunchbox
I am not Amy. I don't get scammed.
Bobby Bones
You already got scammed for more than anything Amy's ever been scammed for.
Eddie
And you got locked out of your
Show Announcer
Twitter and you get your Twitter hack.
Bobby Bones
You don't even own that one anymore.
Lunchbox
No, I didn't even get. Listen. Twitter. I have no idea.
Bobby Bones
Right, right. You got like.
Lunchbox
I literally. I didn't.
Eddie
No.
Lunchbox
I didn't scam anything. I didn't click on anything. Nothing.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let us know.
Lunchbox
I will.
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Bobby Bones
So you know, it's.
Eddie
This is.
Bobby Bones
This is the.
Lunchbox
Bobby.
Bobby Bones
All right, here we go. Morning, Corny.
Lunchbox
The morning, Corny.
Amy
What kind of sharks do construction?
Bobby Bones
What kind of sharks do construction?
Amy
Hammerheads, duh.
Eddie
Oh, that's. Oh, dad, that's good.
Bobby Bones
I was like, bull shark.
Eddie
Great white.
Bobby Bones
Is it. They have great white sharks. Are they great white whales?
Eddie
No, great white sharks. That's what Jaws is.
Bobby Bones
Is there something. It's a great white whale. Or am I just stupid?
Eddie
I think there's a white whale.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's a white whale. And only the greatest of the whites. Then are the great whites. Okay, I got it. All right, there you go. That was the morning Corny. All right. Voicemail.
Lunchbox
Hey, Bobby, I owe you an apology. I'm the guy that called and was
Bobby Bones
talking about Chunk and Chuck and you
Lunchbox
thought I was really aggressive. I apologize, man.
Bobby Bones
I'm not aggressive.
Lunchbox
I'm actually a lover, not a fighter.
Bobby Bones
So sorry about that. Didn't mean to come off as aggressive. But then what the hell were you
Lunchbox
guys talking about with the horse tickle carrot thing today that you and Amy thought you knew about and Ball or Eddie didn't know?
Bobby Bones
Anyways, sorry about that man. All good, buddy. Last week, this guy called. I said, why do you keep saying you chunk things across the room?
Eddie
It's.
Bobby Bones
It's chuck things if you throw it. And so we realized even within our room that anyone from the southern part of the United States says chunk. That would be Arkansas, Texas. Anyone Midwest and north says Chuck. Definitely a regional thing. Now to address the horse eating corn. Eddie didn't know of this, and I did, but Amy brought it up. What does that mean?
Amy
It's, you know, you. You make like, a U with your hand or a little horseshoe, and then you can go up to the upper part of the knee and squeeze it like a little horse eating corn. And it tickles.
Bobby Bones
I don't understand the horse eating corn reference, but I know what horse eating corn is from that movement. So, yeah, you make a U and you just kind of squeeze above the knee.
Eddie
And I know the action. I'm familiar with the action, but I've never heard it be called that.
Bobby Bones
What would you guys call it?
Eddie
Squeeze the knee.
Bobby Bones
No, that's not it. That's stupid.
Amy
I'm gonna squeeze the knee.
Eddie
There was no cute.
Bobby Bones
That's two on the nose. But that's a horse eating corn. Don't know if that's a regional thing, but if so. Amy's from Texas. You're just from down below, South Texas.
Eddie
Yeah, maybe we didn't do that down there.
Bobby Bones
How would you say horse eating corn in Spanish?
Eddie
Caballo comiendo elote.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Abby
Yes.
Bobby Bones
You guys didn't say that?
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
That would be too long.
Bobby Bones
All right, hit me with voicemail number two, please. Hi, I'm calling about the chunk versus chuck debate. The. The saying is, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it's not. If a wood chunk could chunk wood, it's always chuck. Anyway, you guys are awesome. We're not saying that the word chunk has to go in place of every time the word chuck is used.
Amy
Like, I. I've never even paid attention to that or what the chuck is.
Bobby Bones
It makes no. What he's saying makes no sense, because it's called a woodchuck and a woodchuck and a chunk and a chunk. Now. Now I'm doing this. A chuck versus a chunk is the action of throwing the wood. Chuck is chucking wood. Like, yeah, yeah. Not throwing it. And also, it's a play on the name of it. Nobody calls it a wood chunk. We're not arguing for the animal to Be called a wood chunk. It's not. He's not called Chunk.
Show Announcer
Woolery.
Eddie
Right. That's Chuck.
Bobby Bones
Chuck, Right. So a wood Chuck can chuck wood because the back half of the Wood Chuck's name is Chuck.
Lunchbox
Correct?
News Reporter
Yes.
Eddie
Yeah, but we're talking about throwing something, not an animal. Correct. Right.
Amy
Also, now, I can't get this out of my head about the horse eating corn in Spanish. Is it. Wait, is it Lotte corn or mice?
Bobby Bones
Both.
Eddie
But I feel like elote is like the corn on the cob, you know, like the whole thing.
Amy
And that's what a horse is eating because your knee is the cobbler.
Bobby Bones
Also, it's not called chucky soup. No, it's chunky. Yeah. There are root. There's room for both of those words.
Eddie
Correct. And is that the same caller?
Amy
It sounded the same. Oh, my gosh. I thought the same thing.
Eddie
I'm like, this guy won't give it up.
Bobby Bones
It's not the same color. I don't think it's the same color. Anyway, you can call us anytime. As you can see, we'll talk about anything.
Amy
Anything.
Bobby Bones
877-77-Bobby. That's our number. 877. 77 B O B B Y.
News Reporter
Bones.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox has expressed his desire to have an office up here at work. So why?
Lunchbox
I feel like I'll get more respect and maybe this will elevate me in the eyes of people around the building. Because, like, when I go talk to people, it's like, hey, we'll just step over here in a hallway or step in a production room instead. I said, hey, can you come by my office? Or if I sit in there and you see me in the office, like, doing work or whatever on my computer, it just is really more like, wow, okay, this dude has an office. He means business. Whereas now I have nowhere to go. And it's like, ah, looks like I do nothing around here.
Bobby Bones
Do you do a lot of business?
Lunchbox
No, but, like, if I want to meet with the salesman.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
One of the sales girls, we just go talk in the hallway, and it's like, that's not really weird. Hey, step into my office. We'll discuss this. And, you know, we can have.
Bobby Bones
Business meetings are mostly offices in the building, though. I'm not sure what the term is. But nobody has a direct office.
Abby
You do.
Lunchbox
You do. There's other people that do over on the glass window side. And so I just think.
Bobby Bones
But there's a lot of empty offices.
Eddie
Yeah, you can reserve.
Bobby Bones
There's a ton of free offices to have meetings.
Amy
You Just have to go in there and put your computer down.
Lunchbox
Right. But I want it to be known, like, if you're looking for me, that's my office.
Bobby Bones
But why do you need a dedicated space in the building when you're not that dedicated to anything?
Eddie
What?
Lunchbox
Just for appearance wise? Like, it makes me feel and look more important and people are like, oh,
Amy
okay, you could do that with clothes?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, dude, you cannot wear the same hoodie every day. That's a great point.
Lunchbox
Yeah, no, no, I understand.
Bobby Bones
Why don't you start there? Why don't you start with Amy? Make a great point. And I think you dress fine for who you are, but you're always wanting to elevate. And I think there's an expression, right? You know, look like the job you want. You don't look like the job that you claim you want.
Lunchbox
I mean, I don't understand what's wrong with hoodie and jeans.
Bobby Bones
Nothing.
Lunchbox
Seems like a pretty good outfit. Adam Sandler wears basketball shorts and hoodie all the time. And so I don't understand how it's a big deal if I do. Justin Bieber wears hoodie and jeans all the time. So when I do it, it's like, oh, it's so poor taste. But they do it. It's like, like, oh, man, that's so cool that they're just chill.
Bobby Bones
Do you understand that Adam Sandler's written, you know, 50 of America's greatest, funniest movies? Justin Bieber has written 30 to 40 of the greatest pop songs in the past 10 years. Like, they have a skill, and that skill allows them to dress how they want. Now you can dress how you want. We're not hating on you for that at all. But before the office that the building gives you a dedicated office with limited space already. I think you have to prove that you deserve that.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I feel like I've proved it by showing up to work every day for the last, you know, I don't know, 25 years. And so I think that just the office is like, hey, man, thank you. Now you are serious. You can have meetings, you can have people come. Hey, client comes up. Hey, yeah, you want to check out my office? Yeah, this is where I.
Bobby Bones
You don't talk to clients. You avoid having any conversations with people.
Lunchbox
You know, like an artist comes by the door. Hey, man. Like, oh, yeah, this is my office right here, dude. Thanks for coming by, man. If you need me, I'll be in my office.
Bobby Bones
Again, an artist comes by, you don't even look at them in the eyes. Like, they come in the room, and you go right down to your computer and never look up or say hi.
Lunchbox
Right. But what if I had an office to have a conversation with them? Like, hey, you know, interview went great. You want to chat in my office for a minute?
Eddie
You would ask Tim McGraw to step into your office.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Be awesome.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so it's not a no from me.
Lunchbox
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Bobby Bones
But I think you would need to utilize the offices that we have in our building that are meant for exactly this, that are open to everyone.
Lunchbox
Yeah, See, I don't want everybody coming in my space. I want my own space. Like, a shared office is basically not having an office.
Show Announcer
Nobody's in there with you.
Bobby Bones
And somebody that's just in the building randomly, they don't know whose office is whose. All you gotta do is walk in there and be like, this is my office. Put a picture.
Lunchbox
But I need to put stuff on the walls. I mean, I'm talking. I need an office, like, to look legit.
Eddie
What pictures would you put up, man?
Lunchbox
Me? With different celebrities? I. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
The ones you take from, like, 20ft away because they won't let you near them, maybe. Amy, what do you think?
Amy
Yeah, I mean, I think that you
Bobby Bones
don't have an office.
Amy
I do not. And I. It hasn't crossed my mind that I would need one. When I meet with clients, which I do, we go to the boardroom.
Bobby Bones
It's a good. That is a good, strong. That is a strong office.
Eddie
But I've already claimed that one.
Amy
What do you mean?
Eddie
That's. I mean, I sit in there every day for about two hours after the show. That's kind of my office. And then Mike takes it in the morning before the show.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but she can still use it. You guys just hang out.
Amy
Obviously, I can still use it. It's a public space.
Eddie
That's the thing. There's. There's a program or some kind of website where you can reserve these offices. So I could technically go in there and do all.
Bobby Bones
Eddie Boardroom every day for eight hours. I don't know about Lunchbox. I think you can make some small steps, and if you do some small steps, I can help you do some medium and then a big step. But you have to do the other things. You need to dress the part. You need to use the. The resources that are given to you already. And then if you still need an office for these meetings that you. Please keep track of the meetings that you're. You're having. I will.
Amy
I feel like something I say to my kids is when they want something, I want to see some consistency. So if this is really what you want, let's set a time. Consistently show up every day, use an office. You act as if you need this dress apart.
Eddie
Do you have a suit?
Lunchbox
I'm not wearing a suit.
Amy
Okay, well, I don't know.
Bobby Bones
A shirt with a button, a quarter zip, a single button. Just. If you do the small things, I can help you do the mid things. And if you do the mid things, we can help you do the big things.
Lunchbox
All right, the big thing is corner office.
Bobby Bones
Now it's corner.
Lunchbox
Okay, well, you said big.
Bobby Bones
All right, all right.
News Reporter
Bones.
Bobby Bones
They're auctioning off a purse made of Tyrannosaurus rex leather.
Eddie
That's not real.
Bobby Bones
Like, then that scream scam.
Abby
Yes.
Bobby Bones
It's not. It's weird. But you've seen Jurassic park, right? Yes, It's a version of that. So they think it's going to go for half a million dollars. The world's first handbag made from Tyrannosaurus rex collagen and then lab grown collagen, much like how they created that theme park.
Amy
Okay.
News Reporter
Wow.
Bobby Bones
The bag was created through a collaboration involving researchers from all of these universities and this leather company linked to T Rex fossils found in the US and bioengineered. And they're gonna make it. Of all the things you're gonna make it, you're gonna make it a purse. I don't know what else you'd make it into.
Eddie
T. Rex boots, dude.
Bobby Bones
That's the same though.
Lunchbox
Awesome.
Bobby Bones
Does it?
Eddie
Yeah, because they already have like alligator boots.
Bobby Bones
Like, what do you got? Ostriches? What do you got on T. Rex?
Eddie
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
If it reaches a high estimate of almost $600,000, the prehistoric purse could become one of the most expensive and unusual fashion accessories ever sold. New York Post with that story. If someone said they had a T. Rex purse, I would just think they were lying.
Amy
Like, and would they actually carry that or does it sit in a safe somewhere?
Show Announcer
I think there's no way you carry
Bobby Bones
anything that's half a million dollars out randomly, right?
Amy
I don't know. I don't know. I don't have that kind of money.
Bobby Bones
And you got to put teeth on it.
Eddie
Oh, yes.
Bobby Bones
You can't just do the skin. You gotta put like jaggy teeth coming off the top of it to add to it. Otherwise looks like a regular purse.
Eddie
But the teeth are fake.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. For half a million. And they found those bones. Maybe the teeth should be real. Yeah, or like one tooth off of it.
Amy
Maybe a little keychain that hangs off that. You press a button and it rar.
Bobby Bones
Okay, now Amy's now turned into a gift shop item lobby bone show. Bonehead. Nori of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes us from Conroe, Texas. A 39 year old man was pulled over for speeding in a school zone. Cop comes up to the car, is like, hey, man, you're speeding in a school zone. He's like, yeah, I'm rushing to the high school, man. My son was in an altercation. Someone flashed a gun and I gotta get there. So the deputy. Deputy calls multiple agencies. They all respond to the school.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. They went to the school because this guy's probably lying.
Lunchbox
And they find the kid just in class and no altercation, no gun.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I didn't think about all the cops jumping into action. I thought, not a bad excuse.
Eddie
Neither did he. He probably just said it like, oh, my gosh.
Show Announcer
So now the cops went and tried to cover a school shooting.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And there was nothing going on but a couple quizzes.
Bobby Bones
Even that kid's like, what? No, My dad said that?
Eddie
Yeah. I never told him that.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the.
Bobby Bones
Eddie and I were in Florida last week and he is in love with moving down to that state and living there. Everything was, I want to move here. I want to live here. Me, not so much. I don't really. I don't dislike Florida Floridians. I actually like them. But for me, not a real place that I'd want to live. Because the reason you want to live there is the beach.
Eddie
I mean, right by the ocean.
Bobby Bones
He would stop talking about it. Okay, then what about Tallahassee? You want to move there?
Eddie
Yeah, that's an option. Like if, if, if that one is more realistic. I can do that tomorrow. Sure.
Bobby Bones
There's no beach in Tallahassee.
Eddie
I'll start in Tallahassee. No, but that's like 20 minutes away, right?
Bobby Bones
I don't think it's 20. We have to look that up.
Amy
He's still closer to the beach.
Eddie
We are landlocked here. It's like I'm like a fish out of water here.
Bobby Bones
If I said, hey, we're moving the whole show to Tampa.
Eddie
Oh, my God, dude, you are speaking.
Bobby Bones
You would love it. I would love that.
Eddie
You wouldn't.
Amy
No, and I, I like Tampa. I just, just.
Bobby Bones
So he's just fascinated with the water and salt and beach and, and I
Eddie
was Thinking about this, like, it's crazy because, like, Bobby and I, like, we're best friends. We there. We have so much in common. But when we go to the beach
Bobby Bones
or anything, it sounds like we're dating.
Eddie
Well, we. We do, but it's something that we just don't see eye to eye on. And it's weird to me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I have no interest. I don't mind. I don't mind the heat. It was really hot.
Amy
I don't mind that I see, but I mind the humidity.
Eddie
It's so humid.
Lunchbox
I loved it.
Bobby Bones
Where is the perfect place for you to live in
Amy
Colorado? No humidity.
Bobby Bones
So yours is all humidity. This is interesting.
Eddie
It is interesting.
Bobby Bones
If we got to go. All right, we're moving the operation, and you get to put a pin in it. You pick Colorado.
Amy
Anywhere specifically Southern will be closer to Texas.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Eddie, man.
Eddie
I mean, where in Florida? Just pick a spot in Florida. But it's got to be on the by. By the. By the water. Not like. Like Orlando.
Bobby Bones
So water.
Abby
Florida. Yes.
Amy
You. I mean, we could be on a lake in Colorado.
Show Announcer
Everything.
Bobby Bones
Everything instinctual about me says F. No, you are.
Amy
You're already there. Why. Why did you even pause? I don't even know why I asked.
Eddie
I.
Bobby Bones
You know, I was thinking, where could I go? That wasn't me going to every Arkansas sporting event. Like, that's the only. That's the only reason I'd want to live in Fayetteville.
Show Announcer
Really.
Bobby Bones
It's a great part. I love Arkansas, but in Fayetteville specifically, I could go to everything.
Amy
Okay, I'll go to Bentonville.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, northwest Arkansas is great, but you guys aren't picking your home, so I have to pick a different place. Was my point correct.
Eddie
Okay, good point.
Bobby Bones
So if I had to pick somewhere else. To Austin.
Amy
So we go back to where we started.
Eddie
Okay, but we can't do that because that's where we came from.
Bobby Bones
No, but that's not the rule. Okay, I can go back to where you. Where you got. You didn't come from there. You came from South Texas.
Eddie
Right?
Amy
So.
Eddie
Well, I'm saying Texas, so, like, we can say Arkansas. And that would work.
Bobby Bones
You could say Fayetteville. Yes. Okay, so if I. If I can't pick home, I'm gonna pick Austin again. I love it. I love it there. I love the heat. So, Austin lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Since I can't pick Austin, I could go Buda. Because it's outside of Austin, the outskirts. I'll go Las Vegas.
Eddie
Good one.
Amy
No humidity.
Lunchbox
I mean, just hot. Beautiful hot.
Eddie
You think Lunchbox would. How do you say this? Like, just go south in Vegas? Like, you mean, like, I think you get.
Bobby Bones
I. I think it's fun. It's like a kid going and having a ton of chocolate in front of them. You probably eat a lot of chocolate at first and get real sick, and then you're kind of like, I don't think I want much chocolate anymore. But he loves the casino because it's far.
Amy
But even the part of Vegas outside of the casino is really cool and pretty.
Eddie
It is, but that's not why he
Bobby Bones
wants how he wants to go. No, he doesn't care about that. He just wants to be able to gamble. Just drive up to the boats and. What is it here?
Eddie
You can go to Tanuka. You can go.
Bobby Bones
No, Tunica, dude, not Tanooka. You can go like Edwards. What's in Indiana? There's above us.
Eddie
Yeah. Evansville.
Bobby Bones
Evansville.
News Reporter
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Dude, just spend more time. Pick Evansville. And you can still stay close to Nashville.
Lunchbox
Man, that's hours away. That's a long drive. Ten minutes to the strip in Vegas.
Abby
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, I'll consider all of your requests.
Eddie
Oh, thank you.
Bobby Bones
I got a feeling we're not moving, but I'll consider all of your requests. That's it. Thank you guys so much for listening.
Show Announcer
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bobby Bones
Goodbye, everybody. Bobby Bones.
Amy
The Bobby Bones Show.
Show Announcer
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The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: MON PT 1: Bobby Got An Unexpected Gift From A Celebrity! + Show Member Either Won A Lawsuit Or Got Scammed + Lunchbox Has A New Demand!
Date: June 15, 2026
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a lively Monday morning catch-up featuring stories about unexpected celebrity gifts, the results of a rumored lawsuit, some classic workplace banter, and quirky advice for listeners. The crew debates what makes men more attractive, how to solve baby-naming disputes, and Lunchbox's campaign for a personal office. Expect humor, friendly arguments, and plenty of the cast's signature camaraderie.
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The episode is filled with lighthearted banter, playful teasing, honest advice, and relatable workplace gripes. The camaraderie and fast-paced dialogue create an engaging, comedic atmosphere, making the episode feel like hanging out with old friends who know how to keep each other (and the audience) laughing.
In this episode, the Bobby Bones crew mixes their trademark humor and honest opinions on topics ranging from work antics and baby names to shoes, celebrity etiquette, and office politics. Highlights include Bobby’s amusing shock at a gift from a "tough guy" country star, Lunchbox’s debatable legal windfall, and a running joke about investing (or possibly not) with Abby’s fiancé. The show closes with everyone revealing their dream hometowns—and plenty of laughs about what that says about each of them. Expect rapid-fire jokes, lighthearted debates, and a window into the crew’s one-of-a-kind friendship.